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Speaker 1: M Cool Growth and Simulation, Growth and Simulation.

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Speaker 2: Sam triple.

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Speaker 3: We're in it, Sam triple A.

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Speaker 4: We're in it, dude. We're in it to win it.

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Karate freaking chop, We're in it to win it. What what?

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Speaker 3: What didn't win it?

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Speaker 4: I have to say, See, I'm just not going to

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give you any energy, Johnny, because I'm going to be

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a grown man and take my loss, unlike you like

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being a little bitch. What loss?

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Speaker 3: I don't remember any loss? Yeah, of course you don't

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remember when I just wreck you fantasy basket. Dude.

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Speaker 4: Wreck is a really strong word, Johnny. You won five

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to three. A couple of them you only won by

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a point or two. Yeah, five to three, Yeah, yeah, Johnny,

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that's barely winning. And that thing you could eat it,

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you could. The only like that's the most cheapest win

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is of five to three. If ubb seven to one

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or eight to zero, that'd be dominating. This is not

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pre recorded. This is not we are in it.

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Speaker 3: Okay, who would like if if this was pre recorded,

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we would.

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Speaker 4: Would we drop it at nine and night?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we would drop it. Well. Ex G just dropped

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the last.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean x G just waits as long as

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you can while the other guy puts it out instantly. Yeah,

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people who don't even get paid put it out quicker

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than retard ex.

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Speaker 3: Chief actually has to edit all that shit out, and

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that guy does not do that. But no, No, what

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I was gonna say was, even if it had been

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a tie four to four, I would have won because

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I was higher in the regular season. So really I

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could have won even less than I won and still won.

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Speaker 4: Yeah one way. Okay. That means like, on a list

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of ways to win, you took the second easiest way. Okay.

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Speaker 3: I mean it's not like there are many options. There's

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two or three more above that.

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Speaker 4: But yes, okay, good Johnny, Congratulations. I'm I'm gonna get

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into it because you're so ridiculous gross. I'm just starting.

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Speaker 3: There, and you sound like you had been like running

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and gunning tired.

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Speaker 4: I'm always tired, Johnny. I have no days off. I

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never get a day off.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm just grind do you okay, real question? Serious?

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Do you do you have a sabbath day that you keep?

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Speaker 4: I want to so bad when I quit comedy, I

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will be sabbathing at like a mofo.

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Speaker 3: You won't hear from me, and that like you pick

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a day. I don't think the day really matters.

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Speaker 4: Let's me Friday, but that never happens and everything just

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ends up getting built busy again.

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Speaker 3: Okay, because my dad dude worked harder than anybody evenue,

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and he would take one day. In the words of Alabama,

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is the one day my daddy didn't work. It was Sunday.

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Speaker 4: One day my daddy didn't work. He used to go

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bang this chick down street.

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Speaker 3: That is not Alabama.

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Speaker 4: Okay.

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Speaker 3: The country music fans in the chatnt.

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Speaker 4: I know, someone says you're working too hard? I am,

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I am?

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Speaker 3: Are you are working too hard?

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Speaker 4: Hot topics?

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Speaker 3: You seem to be in the mood for I wasn't

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sure about the hot topic, but after seeing your mood,

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I have.

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Speaker 4: Some stories today I want to I didn't get to

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tell last week.

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Speaker 3: Right on, all right, we'll just do the hot topic

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then stories. So this will not help your mood, but

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I think it's appropriate for your mood.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: This we found out now, I think who we elected

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to president and it turns out it was Ted Spruz.

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Check this out. This is we voted for Donald Trump,

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but this is this asshole is who we got.

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Speaker 4: This Canadian piece of shit.

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Speaker 3: True, Yeah, He's a Canadian piece of shit.

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Speaker 4: Like I got, like, dude, what is I mean?

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Speaker 5: Like?

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Speaker 4: At any point do we go just hey enough with

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the crazy?

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Speaker 3: Can we rein it in just a little bit?

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Speaker 4: Immediately?

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Speaker 1: With President Trump, the day before the strikes happened.

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Speaker 3: Can you explain to us what the reasoning and the

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Russian are for this war?

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Speaker 4: Sure?

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Speaker 6: Look, I I urged the President to launch this attack.

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As you noted, I was with him pretty much the

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entire day.

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Speaker 4: On Friday, I wasn't on the front line.

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Speaker 6: And so we were on Air Force one and we

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were flying down to Texas to Corpus CHRISTI at a

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big event planning Corpus Christie. So I was on the

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plane with them, and then he asked asked me to

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hop in in the beast, two of us, one on one,

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and pretty much the whole time he was asking me

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what I thought we should do on Iran? Uh, And

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I said, look, I think I think we should. We

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should not miss this moment. I think the regime is

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weaker than it ever has been and we have an opportunity.

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If we can collapse this regime, America will be much

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much safer. There are very few things on planet Earth

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that would do more to make improve American national security

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as as much as seeing this regime collapse. And he

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asked me it in the beast. He said, well, look,

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do you think we should negotiate further? And I said no.

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I said, I don't believe they're negotiating in good faith.

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They're liars. I think the Iotola just wants to delay

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and delay and delay while they rebuild. And I said,

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as far as I'm concerned, the only deal you should

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be willing to take is the same deal you offered Maduro.

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And Trump offered Maduro if he wanted to leave the country,

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he could go into exile and he would be allowed

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to live out the rest of his days if.

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Speaker 4: He we got to punch his wife in the face.

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Speaker 6: And Maduro said no. And I suspect Maduro regrets saying

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no now. And I said, I could live with that

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deal for the Ietola to give him and the Malas

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the same choice. You can leave and allow a new

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regime to come to power in Iran, or if you

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don't leave, the alternative is going to be less than pleasant.

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Speaker 4: So can we just start off by the most annoying

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thing about Ted Cruz is his tea arms. I mean

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he has. I mean, it's so annoying. He's always like

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and I'm just saying, okay, what I And it's like,

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how does he wipe his fat ass with those tiny

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ass arms? Does he reach around far enough to get

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in his bunghole with those tiny, tiny arms.

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Speaker 3: Of his that's your takeaway.

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Speaker 4: It's so freaking annoying. I hate it. Dude. Every time

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he talks, he like he like most people like this

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is like arm. That's as far as Ted Cruise can

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go with his fucking arms. I just don't even know.

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I probably can't even cut his other tip with his

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arm because it's so short. It's so annoying to me.

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It just drives me nuts. Watch the watch the watch

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the Tucker Carlson. He's like, look how short those tiny

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arms are.

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Speaker 3: Right, he's got a little chicken wings.

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Speaker 4: Dude, it's so annoying to me when fat people have

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short arms, especially fat Zionist.

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Speaker 3: There's so much troubling about this. Okay, so it tells

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you to rex maxing. He's the rex Maxing. Despite what

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the President says or said, has told us, he did

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not know what the hell he was gonna do until

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the very last minute, because he was having this guy

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in the car with him up until he made the

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decision to go in, so he hadn't decided. No, there

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was no resolution about this. It was whoever. It's what

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they've said about this guy since the beginning Trump. Whoever

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has his ear last, is who who has the most

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sway over him? And I mean you, if it's Ted Cruz,

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You're getting Ted Cruz. He's If you voted for Donald Trump,

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you got Ted Cruz as your president. Congratulations.

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Speaker 4: I mean, dude, just imagine being Ted Cruz sitting there

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talking him about war when you know during the during

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the election, he just lit you up so badly sucked him. Yeah,

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I mean just cocked him, dude, just took him in

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his little arms, bent him over and just got deep

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knuckled deep in there, dude.

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Speaker 3: And then trusts him now he trusts him on Iran.

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Speaker 4: Because listen, he's been inside me and he's a gentle lover.

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So I trust this guy. He didn't hurt me going

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so deep.

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Speaker 3: It's just so I mean, I I didn't. I never

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liked the President. I have to say I've never had

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faith in him, but for a while it seemed like

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maybe he was gonna just to spite the Left, was

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gonna do some really good shit. And I mean it

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just he's pissed. I don't only want dwell on, he's

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just pissed.

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Speaker 4: So Johnny, this is the whole thing. It's just like,

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you know, like he didn't even know what he was doing.

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Maybe or this is all prophesies and part of the plan.

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Speaker 3: It ain't his plan though, dude.

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Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, I'm not saying it's his plan.

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I think he's part of the prophecy and he's just

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getting pushed along as part of this ridiculous bs that

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these crazy fucking hockey puck head fucking jay's are pushing

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on everybody.

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Speaker 3: See, it was interesting, Jake was he didn't see anything

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that they had as much power as you suggest.

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Speaker 4: And I and you know, I respect him, he's very

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knowledgeable on it. But when you see them constantly at

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the White House with him all the freaking time, who

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else do you see there? Do you see it he's

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supposedly a Jesuit. Do you see a lot of Catholics

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there surrounded by him praying?

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Speaker 3: That's a really good point.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, it's like stupid and like this is

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the whole thing going on Twitter right now. You and

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I don't agree on whether he's a live or dead

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I know, Johnny, we've already discussed that.

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Speaker 3: Okay, but I mean, he was live outdoors.

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Speaker 4: I got you.

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Speaker 3: He was live or not live, but he was outdoors

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at that bomb site.

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Speaker 4: That's fine.

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Speaker 3: So well, one of two things are true.

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Speaker 4: Either it takes to clone somebody I'm fine with.

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Speaker 3: Or he's cloned but he's out there. There is a

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net Yahoo.

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Speaker 4: I'm just saying this net Yahu looks way too pretty

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for a guy just got pulled out rubble. That's all

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that video.

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Speaker 3: Though I saw that video. You're thinking that that was fake.

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Speaker 4: That was a I everything. Everything's AI. Everything's not AI. Everything.

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It's fine. I don't care, and I just don't give

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a share. Yeah, I just don't. I don't care, Johnny,

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I don't care. I don't care. I don't care because

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it doesn't matter. It's like we're gonna site here and

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argue all fucking day about it. It doesn't matter, but

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you do argue. You love it. I don't want to

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get into the point is, okay, okay, there we go,

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all right, finish.

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Speaker 3: Your let's skip this. I'm happy, I'm happy to.

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Speaker 4: But it's just like all this stuff is prophecy, and

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it's just like they're trying to force this thing down

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everybody's throats. And I just don't think it's going well

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for them. I I I really don't. I think we

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just have this notion that they're just gonna be able

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to do whatever they want. It's gonna happen, and I

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don't think so. I don't. I think it's not going

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well for them.

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Speaker 1: Who thinks it's.

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Speaker 3: Going well for them?

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Speaker 4: Though? I mean, you go on Twitter, all the ziobots

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are just like, oh Trump is crushing it, dude, He's

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pulling at one hundred percent, Like maga go one.

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Speaker 3: Hundred percent polling is what CNN head that was? That

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was unbelievable.

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Speaker 4: I mean, just after Barry Weiss takes over, he's at

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one hundred percent. I mean that chick is just a

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plague like anything she touches turns the ship.

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Speaker 3: Here it is right here, check us out. This is

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just I mean, do they.

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Speaker 4: Really you are entering North Korea propaganda right now?

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Speaker 7: Dude?

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Speaker 3: There it is yeah.

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Speaker 7: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: You know, sometimes you look at the polling data and

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there are numbers that just jump off the screen at you.

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Oh yeah, this is one of those. Because just take

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a look here, MAGA, GOP, all these guys. If we

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live in a proper country.

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Speaker 6: If you are a member of MAGA and the GOP

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you approve of Donald John Trump.

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Speaker 4: Zero, listen that stop, stop it play that again. This

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is propaganda. Listen to what he said right before that, and.

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Speaker 6: The GOP you approve of Donald Johns.

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Speaker 4: Did you hear that? He's literally telling you what to

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think right there. If you are a part of MEGA

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you approve of Donald Trump, that is propaganda, dude. That

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is the most of Saint yet. I mean, we are

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North Korea. I remember I did. I forget whose show

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I did, but it was more of a left leaning

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show and they had I forget her name, but she

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like basically went to Russia. She lives in Russia now.

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rolled her eyes at me. But I said, we're probably

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the most propagandaized country outside of North Korea, and she

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rolled her eyes and I believe it, dude, I mean, listen,

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I mean that guy just said it right fucking there,

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will you if you are a part of Mega, I'm

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a part of Mega. You approve of Donald Trump? I

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approve of Donald Trump. That I mean, dude, that was

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the great and stuff like, they're not even creative about it.

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That was some ninety nineteen eighty four shit right there.

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Holy shit. And dude, if we live in the proper society,

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all those dudes would be on the gallows, all them dude.

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That dude, that that queen right there, that dude should

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be swinging in the wind for treason. Dude, Damn bro,

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I can't believe that the wind.

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Speaker 3: For totally agree.

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Speaker 4: There's no left or right, It's totally. It's so crazy,

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it's so crazy. That was the most shocking bullshit I've

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ever seen in my life. I don't.

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Speaker 3: I mean, and they they're really undercutting themselves because they're

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making it so that they've kind of counterfeited the news

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so that everybody, even the people who bought it for

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so long, are now going to walk away from it shortly.

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Speaker 4: Johnny one hundred percent. I mean, I don't know a

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lot of people that are behind this war.

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Speaker 3: No nobody, nobody, dude.

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Speaker 4: If you're a part of megot you're one hundred percent

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behind Donald Trump. I'm one hundred percent behind Donald Trump.

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It's like unbelievable. But and again, this is what I'm

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saying with all these idiots on the internet trying to

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blame podcasts for Trump getting in. Trump was getting in, dude,

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And I do believe this in my heart that he

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was sent in to discredit those podcasts because they knew

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this was coming. This is what they were gonna do,

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and they want and this is why they're pushing so

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hard on Oh, these these right wing podcasts have got

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Trump in. That's why they're pushing the narrative. That's the

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second part of the plan. We can't control the thing,

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but we're gonna try to destroy the brands that have

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taken the reins of influence from us. Okay, the reason

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podcasts are doing so well, it's why Tim Dillon is

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crushing it. Okay, because he is a lighthouse in a

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sea of shit. People trust what he's saying because he's

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on the road. He's been right way more than he's

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been wrong. And I'm not even saying he's been wrong

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about things. I'm just saying he's been way more right

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than he's been wrong. And I'm telling everybody this. You

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can say whatever you want about Candace Owens, you can

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say it. You could say she's controlled off, she's whatever.

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But if she was wrong the way that friends of

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mine says she's wrong, if she was that wrong, she

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would have no audience. Look at Ben Ben what's his face?

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Ben Shapiro? Look at Ben Shapiro like he's losing people.

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Every week in the thousands of are unsubscribing from them.

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His numbers have died because he can't buy ads anymore,

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because the Daily Wires a shallow what he used to be,

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because everyone knows, everyone knows that they're they're just bought

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and sold. And you got these Zionists on it on

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Twitter trying to make Qatar funding a thing. I don't

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even give a shit. I know, guy funded by Russia,

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he got money from Russia to new stuff. I don't

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give a shit.

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Speaker 3: What is that you mean? Like Qatar is buying like

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Tucker and people like that.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Qatar is sending money to Tucker. Therefore we shouldn't

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trust anything he's saying. While while while Israel is buddy,

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I mean literally in ISRAELI is buying all the news

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up like, what are your governument, our whole government, what

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are you fucking talking about? We're supposed to care, you know,

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I'm with you. It's like unbelievable, dude, the way these

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people are just gaslighting fucking everything. They're just trying to

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get you not to believe your eyes and your ears

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in the wisdom of your experiences. They want you to

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forget about the USS liberty nine to eleven JFK, right,

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they want you to forget all that shit. They want

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you to forget about APEX, none that matters. And they're

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just absolutely insane, dude, Like they're like, oh my god,

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I ran using illegal bombs and shooting up civilians. You're like, yeah,

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where have I heard that before? Where have I heard

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that before? Johnny? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: I mean every time they've tried to do this shit, yeah, Gaza, yeah, Gaza,

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And every time Israel has been involved in a conflict

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for the past, you know, since nineteen forty eight basically

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they've had.

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Speaker 4: It's just unbelievable event, unbelievable. In the name of Jesus Christ,

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I rebuke you. You see that.

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Speaker 3: I saw the Chinese professor guy was saying what you

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were saying about how they are, which that guy is interesting.

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I we should talk about him sometimes. But how they

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are excavating underneath the dome of the Rock, you know

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where the temple would be, the third Temple. Yeah, and

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to do a false flag yeah, and how does that

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help them?

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Speaker 4: That destroys it and then they and then they get

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to build their temple.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but the Holy War is on then then then

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you're talking apocalypto. I mean it's bad, baby, It's bad.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I mean it's just and dude, they're just

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came back like Iran's like. Iran's like, we're we're telling

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you what we're hitting. Iran's like, if we didn't, we

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would tell y'all. They're like, we didn't hit Diego Garcia.

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Why it doesn't do us any good? Dude, If I

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was Iran, I would just there's an old saying, never

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getting away of your enemy destroying themselves. Iran's just sitting

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back watch this, dude, as they keep false flagging to

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the end of days and it's not working. And I

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said this on the last show I just did a

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couple of minutes ago. I'm growth show.

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Speaker 3: Poor she was just always podcasting. I feel so bad

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for you.

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Speaker 4: You weren't those shows I like doing, So I don't

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I like going.

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Speaker 3: On you just don't like doing your own shows.

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Speaker 4: I'm doing my own show. What are you talking about?

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Speaker 3: No, I mean you said those shows I like doing.

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Speaker 4: It's well, I mean like doing an extra podcast. You know,

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it's it's like you know, I mean, I love doing it.

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So I don't want anyone to think I don't like

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doing it. It's just, you know, you only have so

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many hours in the day. I'm trying to say I

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love doing other people's show. I don't want to think

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I don't like doing their shows. I like doing their shows.

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I don't want that to be any intermistation.

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Speaker 3: I'm tessing you're tired, like from working.

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Speaker 4: Oh, I wake up tired, I go to bed tired.

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I'm always tired. I mean, it's just the way it is, dude.

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So but anyways, so, I mean again, it's just it's

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just like Israel could not even do it, and they're

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still gonna get blamed for it. And it's not because

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of anti Semitism, it's because of history. It's three sais.

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They're always behind these They've been fall flagging since the

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beginning of time.

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Speaker 3: They're the Steven Avery of fucking war crimes. You know,

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something happens in that neighborhood, we're gonna go knock in

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on their door first.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, well, the Averys were so shady, dude. Yeah, they

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were so shady. It's just crazy to me. It's just

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crazy we get to I mean, dude, you remember when

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one of these rabbis were like the ant the Messiah's

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coming on Thursday, Like he put a date in the calendar.

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He's supposed to be around three pm.

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Speaker 3: So funny, dude. And they're never like nobody obviously, I mean,

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nobody's ever been right except that one time. You know,

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it's like unbelievable.

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Speaker 4: And now the whole thing Johnny is and this is

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I like Twitter a lot, Johnny. I've been going fucking well,

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I don't know what considered viral is, but I mean

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like once a week I've been hitting and I wouldn't

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say every once a week, but I've been hitting a

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million views on Twitter a couple of times. I haven't

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seen that since forever.

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Speaker 3: That's good.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, no, it's a blessing. I'll get into three hundred

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thousands a lot, you know, but oh my god, I

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keep forgetting what I'm talking about. That's how tired I am.

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I'm always forgetting what I'm tough. But going back to Twitter,

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whatever Twitter is, it's the greatest equalizer of all time.

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And you could say they're doing it on purpose so

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they can find this, this and that. That might be fine.

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I don't know, but man, it's opened up the dialogue, dude,

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it's opened up the dialogue. And it's fucking crazy to watch.

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And no matter how many army of bots they're sending,

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they just can't compete. Dude, if you're on the wrong

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side of common sense, you can't. Mean.

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Speaker 3: Have you gone in any of these high profile people

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like nen Yahoo or the President and looked in their

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mentions If you want to see where the bots go

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to war, it's of these height like Nen Yahoo, Trump,

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any of our major senators, Like if you go into

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their mentions, it's just you can see what all the

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bots agendas are because they all have memes within a

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similar vein that are getting churned out of some you know,

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fact meme factory somewhere.

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Speaker 5: Uh.

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Speaker 3: It's it's crazy, dude. And the memes are all pretty

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good now too, And I assume they're all being generated

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by AI uh, unless you have some kind of which

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they did say that a I wouldn't be able to

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do memes, but a lot of it.

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Speaker 4: But dude, it's getting crazy. I'm sorry, dude. This is

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the best time to be alive, even though we're probably

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all gonna die, but it's the best time to be alive.

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It really is the best time to be alive. It's unbelievable.

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Speaker 3: Shit is happening, that's for sure. You're not bored. I mean, dude,

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remember when we would have to struggle for shit to

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talk about, like topical stuff.

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Speaker 4: I mean, there's just more information than ever. Dude.

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Speaker 3: When we first started doing this show, it was a

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real like I kept I keep a note you know,

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on my phone that I update throughout the week so

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we have topics to talk about with links and stuff.

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And it used to be like I was digging around

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on Reddit offbeat to fund shit to talk about. And

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now it's I mean, we won't get to a third

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of the stuff I have on this list because there's

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just so much shit happening all the time, so much shit.

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You said you had a story, We'll get back to

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all that later. You've got stories. What's going on?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, dude. So recently, I had a friend of mine

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and this is what happens to me all the time. Dude.

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I'll do a show I have a friend, They'll be like, hey, dude,

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I want to come to your show, and I'm like, sweet, bro,

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come to my show. And so I did a show

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last Friday at the Comedy Store, and I showed up

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in my new shirt, my Caucasian shirt, which is the

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Redskins logo but with oh yeah, yeah yeah, And it's

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basically it's a you always see the memes Hey dear

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white people, does this shirt put piss you off? And

472
00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:49,720
always makes me laugh? And then I realize it's just

473
00:23:49,759 --> 00:23:52,440
a marketing thing to promote the shirt. So anyways, I

474
00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:55,640
got to show up already people are just staring at it.

475
00:23:56,119 --> 00:23:59,400
They get so angry. Even comics like it's very weird.

476
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:03,279
I see comedians who get like offended by a joke shirt.

477
00:24:03,720 --> 00:24:07,119
What are you? Comedy store? The comedy store has been

478
00:24:07,160 --> 00:24:10,160
fired lately. It's very weird. The comedy store crowds have

479
00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:14,559
been fire lately. And this one was just a weird one.

480
00:24:15,160 --> 00:24:17,480
I was just watching everyone go on stage and just

481
00:24:17,519 --> 00:24:20,680
get mad at the crowd. They were just getting mad

482
00:24:20,720 --> 00:24:24,359
at the crowd. I'm like, damn, it's one of those crowds. Huh.

483
00:24:24,480 --> 00:24:26,920
So some ways, I go up and I'm doing stand

484
00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:30,480
up and I'm working on some new jokes and they're

485
00:24:30,599 --> 00:24:33,200
just bombing dude, and it gets to the point where

486
00:24:33,200 --> 00:24:35,200
I just want to start ripping the crowd. And I

487
00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:39,319
start ripping the crowd and then they start laughing. So okay,

488
00:24:39,359 --> 00:24:42,119
they're laughing. I go back to doing jokes, nothing, start

489
00:24:42,160 --> 00:24:45,359
ripping them again. They start going crazy, and I'm like,

490
00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:47,680
you guys just want me to ike Turner. You that's

491
00:24:47,680 --> 00:24:49,200
all you want me to do. You want me to

492
00:24:49,240 --> 00:24:51,920
beat you. It's the only reason you're laughing. And it's

493
00:24:52,039 --> 00:24:56,000
basically because this like it's all they see is crowd

494
00:24:56,039 --> 00:24:59,519
working now on Instagram and TikTok, and that's what they

495
00:24:59,519 --> 00:25:01,960
want to see. They want to see people lighting them up,

496
00:25:02,039 --> 00:25:04,440
and you gotta do it. But again, like I just said,

497
00:25:04,559 --> 00:25:07,519
Richard Gross show like they are, the greatest hour of

498
00:25:07,559 --> 00:25:10,359
stand up is storytelling. We're gonna lose that if it's

499
00:25:10,480 --> 00:25:13,400
just becomes CrowdWork, and then every comic's gonna have to

500
00:25:13,400 --> 00:25:16,720
CrowdWork the crowd. So if you're like sticks up it's

501
00:25:16,759 --> 00:25:20,079
all over. Yeah, it's weird.

502
00:25:20,119 --> 00:25:22,720
Speaker 3: So anyways, what we talked about to say, briefly, we

503
00:25:22,799 --> 00:25:25,240
talked about it on TFH, and my theory is that

504
00:25:25,440 --> 00:25:27,880
part of that is the result of roast culture, like

505
00:25:28,079 --> 00:25:30,160
roast becoming so popular. Do you think that's part of

506
00:25:30,160 --> 00:25:30,720
what it is?

507
00:25:30,599 --> 00:25:30,640
Speaker 4: Is?

508
00:25:30,880 --> 00:25:36,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, for sure, for sure that end though, right, Like

509
00:25:36,559 --> 00:25:39,119
you're right, like, because think about it, there's nobody like

510
00:25:39,160 --> 00:25:41,079
who had a crowd work, specially on night was it

511
00:25:41,119 --> 00:25:44,440
like like maybe like never Robert Klein maybe had one

512
00:25:44,440 --> 00:25:46,359
where he talked to the crowd a little, but it's not.

513
00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:49,960
Speaker 4: I mean, the first comic I remember doing just CrowdWork

514
00:25:50,039 --> 00:25:53,480
was Ian Bagg and he was great at He's been

515
00:25:53,519 --> 00:25:57,440
doing it thirty years, you know. And then then then

516
00:25:57,599 --> 00:25:59,880
Rick Ingram was doing at the Comedy Store a lot.

517
00:26:00,519 --> 00:26:02,799
But those are the only ones now. It's like everybody

518
00:26:02,799 --> 00:26:04,920
And I was saying this, dude, I go on the road, Dude,

519
00:26:04,920 --> 00:26:07,559
if you feature for me and you CrowdWork, I'm gonna

520
00:26:07,599 --> 00:26:12,079
lose my fucking mind. I'm gonna lose my fucking You're

521
00:26:12,079 --> 00:26:17,240
not there the crowd work. Fucking do jokes. I just

522
00:26:17,319 --> 00:26:20,240
do joke happening a lot. No, I mean no, because

523
00:26:20,279 --> 00:26:22,279
I bring my own people. I'm not bringing one dude,

524
00:26:22,279 --> 00:26:25,759
but Tavia this weekend coming up this Thursday, Friday and Saturday.

525
00:26:26,720 --> 00:26:28,839
I got a funny guy out of Chicago that I

526
00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:33,519
know for a while, I've known for years. But you know,

527
00:26:33,599 --> 00:26:34,880
I just like, when I go in the road, I go,

528
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:39,519
don't CrowdWork, dude, write fucking jokes, get better at joke writing,

529
00:26:40,039 --> 00:26:42,880
and then go from there. I'm not I'm not taking

530
00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:44,599
Larry King on the fucking crowd.

531
00:26:45,079 --> 00:26:47,680
Speaker 3: It seems that women wrote actually like CrowdWork.

532
00:26:47,839 --> 00:26:52,680
Speaker 4: Women. Yeah, the problem is it's like nobody like it's

533
00:26:52,759 --> 00:26:56,640
like again if like if it's even bag doing it,

534
00:26:56,640 --> 00:27:00,400
it's like it's it's our. Everything else is through monkey's

535
00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:02,160
throwing shit against the wall, you know.

536
00:27:02,279 --> 00:27:03,319
Speaker 3: So it is not Tea.

537
00:27:03,839 --> 00:27:07,920
Speaker 4: I literally have I literally have a fifteen minute set

538
00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:10,160
from the Comedy Store that was all CrowdWork. I'm gonna

539
00:27:10,319 --> 00:27:13,400
I'm gonna put out X She's putting captions on it,

540
00:27:13,839 --> 00:27:16,119
and it's just gonna be called Monkeys throwing Shit against Wall.

541
00:27:16,319 --> 00:27:18,960
It's gonna be called monkeys throwing shit. That's the name

542
00:27:18,960 --> 00:27:22,759
of the album, the Special because it's just the word.

543
00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:25,440
I mean, and the problem is, I'm really great at

544
00:27:25,440 --> 00:27:29,960
crowd work when I want to do it, but it's

545
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:34,160
just like the art is joke. The highest form of

546
00:27:34,319 --> 00:27:39,240
stand up is storytelling. So anyways, I do this show,

547
00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:41,960
I'm like, up there, I'll do joke, I'll do some

548
00:27:42,079 --> 00:27:45,400
well rind shit nothing. Then then when I really want

549
00:27:45,480 --> 00:27:51,319
pound on stuff, my my reread bit. Okay, can we

550
00:27:51,359 --> 00:27:52,240
say that word.

551
00:27:53,400 --> 00:27:54,359
Speaker 3: We know what you're talking about.

552
00:27:54,640 --> 00:27:58,160
Speaker 4: Okay, the rereas will call them. I do my re

553
00:27:58,160 --> 00:28:01,359
rebit crushes. At the end, I get off stage and

554
00:28:01,400 --> 00:28:06,079
the chick's in the corner. She's like, hey you come here.

555
00:28:07,079 --> 00:28:10,640
I'm like, oh god, cause I ended my set with hey,

556
00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:12,960
thank you. I'm dang cook, right, and I leave and

557
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:17,720
she's like, hey, dank Cook, come here. I'm like, okay,

558
00:28:18,559 --> 00:28:22,240
So I walk up and she goes, I had to

559
00:28:22,279 --> 00:28:26,440
tell you something. You were so funny that last bit.

560
00:28:26,519 --> 00:28:29,920
You were great except for the woman's part. That part

561
00:28:30,039 --> 00:28:34,279
is not real, okay, so you shouldn't do that part.

562
00:28:34,319 --> 00:28:36,319
The rest of it's great, keep it the rest of it.

563
00:28:36,400 --> 00:28:38,880
And I just looked at her and then she's leaning over.

564
00:28:39,279 --> 00:28:44,039
She's got these fat puppies, just giant fat puppies, and

565
00:28:44,119 --> 00:28:46,160
she's just like leaning over it just to get her

566
00:28:46,480 --> 00:28:48,720
cleavag rocking. I just look at her and I go,

567
00:28:48,839 --> 00:28:53,720
you have great tits, and just walk right off. You

568
00:28:53,799 --> 00:28:56,000
have great tits.

569
00:28:56,240 --> 00:28:59,279
Speaker 3: Did you see the reaction? And she just dropped the mic.

570
00:28:59,480 --> 00:29:01,839
Speaker 4: I just they all start laughing and high five in

571
00:29:01,880 --> 00:29:05,759
each other. Yeah, you got great tits. You got great tits.

572
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:10,200
Speaker 3: You always say. Though, it's like people hear nothing but

573
00:29:10,319 --> 00:29:11,799
their own thing, you know what I mean. It's like

574
00:29:12,240 --> 00:29:13,640
that's the only one they care about.

575
00:29:14,160 --> 00:29:16,839
Speaker 4: So the next night I'm in I'm in the main

576
00:29:16,920 --> 00:29:21,039
room and the crowd is fire, the crowd is fire.

577
00:29:21,119 --> 00:29:24,000
I'm just lighting everybody up. It's great. So then this

578
00:29:24,359 --> 00:29:26,720
guy in the corner so that I'm doing stamp with

579
00:29:26,759 --> 00:29:30,039
this chick who has shorts wear half her asses hanging out,

580
00:29:30,680 --> 00:29:33,599
and it's just this weird thing where it's like I

581
00:29:33,799 --> 00:29:36,359
just can't stop looking. I don't want to look, but

582
00:29:36,480 --> 00:29:39,960
as a man, I'm not supposed to. I just my

583
00:29:40,119 --> 00:29:43,440
wiring says, look at ask me. Your wiring just says,

584
00:29:43,480 --> 00:29:45,960
look at ask me. Ladies, you can't get mad at

585
00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:48,400
your guy when a chick walks with her with her

586
00:29:48,440 --> 00:29:50,799
ass hanging out and he looks over. It's not. It's

587
00:29:51,119 --> 00:29:54,599
it's like the it's the equivalent of Tourette's. I'm not

588
00:29:54,759 --> 00:29:58,440
thinking it, I'm just doing it. I if you got

589
00:29:58,559 --> 00:30:00,599
asked me, I'm gonna stare at you ask me.

590
00:30:01,440 --> 00:30:04,799
Speaker 3: So funny. They have a when I was when my church,

591
00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:08,400
when I turned I don't know fifteen or something, gave

592
00:30:08,519 --> 00:30:12,920
me a book called every young Man's Battle and it's

593
00:30:12,920 --> 00:30:16,640
about not jerking off. Yeah, and they have a it's

594
00:30:16,680 --> 00:30:19,559
like a list of techniques for not jerking off, and

595
00:30:19,640 --> 00:30:22,000
one of them relates to what you're talking about. Where

596
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:24,720
you're stare you see something you want. It's called oh

597
00:30:24,759 --> 00:30:26,920
what is it? It's called deflection, I think is the

598
00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:29,039
name for the technique. And it's like, if you find

599
00:30:29,079 --> 00:30:31,680
yourself looking at some tits or an ass. It doesn't

600
00:30:31,680 --> 00:30:33,920
say that obviously, you just want to dart your eyes

601
00:30:33,960 --> 00:30:36,480
away real quick. That's the whole strategy, is to just dart.

602
00:30:36,359 --> 00:30:38,359
Speaker 4: Your flick away. And that's even creepier.

603
00:30:38,519 --> 00:30:39,119
Speaker 3: Yeah, totally.

604
00:30:39,200 --> 00:30:42,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, your face is just like like you just saw

605
00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:46,799
a dog get hit by a car. You're like, oh,

606
00:30:46,839 --> 00:30:49,359
it's like on Instagram, it's like I can't stop looking

607
00:30:49,400 --> 00:30:54,279
at fat asses and puppies every young sloppy poppies and

608
00:30:54,440 --> 00:30:57,839
fat asses, and the content is so dumb. I just

609
00:30:57,880 --> 00:31:00,759
it's just pooping your hand throw against the That's all

610
00:31:00,799 --> 00:31:03,720
it is. When I'm watching these these fat ass chicks

611
00:31:03,720 --> 00:31:07,039
doing the worst comedy ever, and anyone's like, oh, oh

612
00:31:07,079 --> 00:31:09,200
I love it, Oh oh I love it.

613
00:31:09,319 --> 00:31:11,799
Speaker 3: Did you see that that Bobby altav or whatever. She's

614
00:31:11,799 --> 00:31:16,039
got a show on Netflix's joke it's called the show

615
00:31:16,160 --> 00:31:19,279
is literally called Bobby altav Tries Comedy. I don't know

616
00:31:19,319 --> 00:31:20,079
if I'm seeing her name.

617
00:31:20,079 --> 00:31:24,400
Speaker 4: I know, Bobby Altv that chick that you know, oh,

618
00:31:24,440 --> 00:31:26,960
the one who like had a big podcast and banged

619
00:31:27,039 --> 00:31:30,359
Drake and just her her brain got shish kebab by

620
00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:34,279
Black Dick, like literally got shish Kebob. He's like, I'm

621
00:31:34,359 --> 00:31:38,119
leaving everybody I love and she just chased Alabama black

622
00:31:38,119 --> 00:31:39,279
Snake and now nobody.

623
00:31:39,359 --> 00:31:42,720
Speaker 3: Yeah this chick, Yeah, her show. They gave her a

624
00:31:42,759 --> 00:31:45,960
show called She Tries Comedy basically yeah, I mean.

625
00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:48,880
Speaker 4: And she's gonna complain about how hard it is to

626
00:31:48,920 --> 00:31:51,079
be a woman. Do you know that? It's like, you know,

627
00:31:51,240 --> 00:31:54,839
he said, how high yah? Really? You were a plant?

628
00:31:55,279 --> 00:31:58,960
You got lit up by Drake's fucking big dick, and

629
00:31:59,039 --> 00:32:01,319
now you got no audience, and now you've got to

630
00:32:01,359 --> 00:32:04,240
do what everyone does it when when their careers not

631
00:32:04,359 --> 00:32:07,559
going well, and that's do stand up. Stand up is literally.

632
00:32:07,240 --> 00:32:10,599
Speaker 3: The lowest that everybody does. But what chick hot chicks

633
00:32:10,599 --> 00:32:11,160
get to do.

634
00:32:11,279 --> 00:32:15,440
Speaker 4: Johnny, every famous person that careers start to hit the rocks,

635
00:32:15,680 --> 00:32:17,640
they go and do stand up and they piss.

636
00:32:17,480 --> 00:32:20,119
Speaker 3: Have all them, not all of them, get their own

637
00:32:20,440 --> 00:32:23,240
giant show on the Netflix as a Joe Comedy special

638
00:32:23,319 --> 00:32:26,319
for their first time ever doing stand up. It's ridiculous.

639
00:32:26,920 --> 00:32:29,079
It's so stupid be a hot chick to get that.

640
00:32:29,440 --> 00:32:33,480
Speaker 4: She's just and she's just like, she's not fast, she's

641
00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:37,200
mid as shit. I don't have anything personally against her

642
00:32:37,400 --> 00:32:40,200
outside that she just was given the keys to the

643
00:32:40,319 --> 00:32:43,680
kingdom and threw it all away for Alabama. Black Snake

644
00:32:44,799 --> 00:32:47,279
just threw it all away, threw her kids away, through

645
00:32:47,279 --> 00:32:52,559
her family away. Was just like, dude, this this black

646
00:32:52,720 --> 00:32:58,160
dog hits the spot that I can't even understand, right,

647
00:32:58,400 --> 00:33:03,119
And she's just an industry plan. Your first guest is Drake, like,

648
00:33:03,200 --> 00:33:04,759
what do you what are we doing here?

649
00:33:05,799 --> 00:33:08,640
Speaker 3: I also just hate that attitude that she had, so

650
00:33:08,680 --> 00:33:11,000
I do have something against her. I guess that attitude

651
00:33:11,039 --> 00:33:13,559
of like I don't give a fuck, you know, I

652
00:33:13,599 --> 00:33:16,240
don't care. Are you watching this? Like the this is

653
00:33:16,279 --> 00:33:18,759
a guest the you know what I mean. It's there's

654
00:33:18,759 --> 00:33:22,000
something there's that kind of like cynical attitude that's really

655
00:33:22,400 --> 00:33:25,039
it's pervasive now among especially people like on their twenty

656
00:33:25,039 --> 00:33:29,359
five and it's I hate it, dude. It's just everything sucks,

657
00:33:29,799 --> 00:33:31,640
do you know what I mean? Like I I don't,

658
00:33:32,240 --> 00:33:34,720
I have no respect for it's it's an easy way

659
00:33:34,759 --> 00:33:37,960
to be and it's it doesn't give anybody hope. But

660
00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:39,119
it's not funny.

661
00:33:39,279 --> 00:33:39,680
Speaker 1: I don't know.

662
00:33:39,799 --> 00:33:41,000
Speaker 3: I think she sucks.

663
00:33:41,920 --> 00:33:46,000
Speaker 4: It's so crazy to me that, like people work so

664
00:33:46,279 --> 00:33:50,240
hard for their money, they have such little downtime, and

665
00:33:50,279 --> 00:33:54,559
what they spend it on just blows my mind. It

666
00:33:54,759 --> 00:33:58,240
just blows my mind. But that's fine. You do what

667
00:33:58,279 --> 00:34:01,720
you want to do. It's fine. But these that's why

668
00:34:01,720 --> 00:34:04,680
they're all flashes in the pan. But anyways, so the

669
00:34:04,720 --> 00:34:08,079
next time doing stand up, the chick's there, she's got

670
00:34:08,320 --> 00:34:11,159
fucking ass meat hanging out her shorts, can't even get

671
00:34:11,199 --> 00:34:14,400
around the hump of her ass. She gets off, of

672
00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:16,199
course makes a big scene and she's live. I'm like,

673
00:34:16,239 --> 00:34:19,679
someone's got a coke. Run comes back down and I'm like,

674
00:34:19,719 --> 00:34:22,440
are you got who always? Is your boyfriend? Your husband?

675
00:34:22,679 --> 00:34:25,880
Where Jet's friends? I'm like, you're You're okay, you're friends

676
00:34:25,920 --> 00:34:28,360
with him. He's just county to day until he can

677
00:34:28,480 --> 00:34:30,679
hit it. And I just start going into this thing

678
00:34:30,719 --> 00:34:32,960
with her, and I don't know why. I just go, hey,

679
00:34:32,960 --> 00:34:36,440
can I smell your armpits? She's like yeah, and she

680
00:34:36,559 --> 00:34:38,880
runs up on stage and I do a fat acker

681
00:34:38,960 --> 00:34:41,960
right off her armpits, just sniff boom.

682
00:34:42,079 --> 00:34:44,119
Speaker 3: I love how you said you don't know why, we

683
00:34:44,280 --> 00:34:46,639
know why you do that? You just yeah, you love

684
00:34:46,719 --> 00:34:47,239
smelling chair.

685
00:34:47,239 --> 00:34:48,880
Speaker 4: Well, I don't know why I did that in that

686
00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:52,079
moment because the crowd was so hot. I'm like, they're

687
00:34:52,079 --> 00:34:55,239
gonna they're gonna love that. They're gonna love it. And

688
00:34:55,280 --> 00:34:57,760
I brought him up and did fat ackers off her,

689
00:34:58,079 --> 00:35:00,599
just so fat. The reason I call it gas because

690
00:35:00,599 --> 00:35:03,760
it gives me the same rush that YAO used to

691
00:35:03,800 --> 00:35:04,119
give me.

692
00:35:04,440 --> 00:35:06,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, you mentioned that last week, right, you said a

693
00:35:06,400 --> 00:35:08,360
friend of yours told you to do it, And then.

694
00:35:08,599 --> 00:35:11,519
Speaker 4: Steve Stephen Randolph and then he's like, dude, you should

695
00:35:11,519 --> 00:35:13,880
get in the feet. Next, I'm like, I'm never going

696
00:35:13,920 --> 00:35:16,320
near feet ever.

697
00:35:17,800 --> 00:35:21,840
Speaker 3: Ever, he's inact that's interesting, right, If you have feet,

698
00:35:21,880 --> 00:35:22,800
don't interest me in the.

699
00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:24,840
Speaker 4: Least, Dude, feet do nothing funny.

700
00:35:24,920 --> 00:35:25,199
Speaker 7: We did.

701
00:35:25,280 --> 00:35:28,159
Speaker 3: We had that, literally, it's funny beat for this discussion.

702
00:35:28,199 --> 00:35:31,000
Last week. We even went to feet. And then and

703
00:35:31,079 --> 00:35:31,840
I said, what I just.

704
00:35:31,840 --> 00:35:34,360
Speaker 4: Said, talk about sniffing in chick's armpits last week?

705
00:35:34,519 --> 00:35:36,440
Speaker 3: Uh huh? And we and then you said the thing

706
00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:38,760
about feet, and then I said, it's like we're on

707
00:35:38,840 --> 00:35:41,119
like a we're programm, dude, to our brains are programmed.

708
00:35:41,360 --> 00:35:42,519
Isn't that funny?

709
00:35:42,599 --> 00:35:45,760
Speaker 4: Let's start naming body parts and see if if you

710
00:35:45,840 --> 00:35:48,920
get hard for it. Okay, we'll start with feet. We

711
00:35:49,039 --> 00:35:54,039
both say no, no legs. I like legs, Yeah, me too,

712
00:35:55,079 --> 00:35:55,960
but not knees.

713
00:35:56,360 --> 00:35:59,119
Speaker 3: I'm a face guy, though. If anybody asks, okay, rank

714
00:35:59,199 --> 00:36:06,840
it faces ass face face is one, okay, now ass

715
00:36:06,920 --> 00:36:11,400
is probably two. But but to say that I don't

716
00:36:11,440 --> 00:36:13,679
like tits is not correct. It's just that they're good,

717
00:36:13,760 --> 00:36:17,559
however they are. That's what women don't understand. However, they exist.

718
00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:20,320
They're they're rad, you know what I mean, And women

719
00:36:20,360 --> 00:36:23,159
don't understand that they think old guys want big tits

720
00:36:23,239 --> 00:36:26,559
or big tits are cooler. They're not cooler, They're all

721
00:36:26,599 --> 00:36:29,599
all of them are awesome. Would you what you what's

722
00:36:29,639 --> 00:36:30,119
your ranking?

723
00:36:30,519 --> 00:36:33,000
Speaker 4: Mine goes face ass tits.

724
00:36:33,360 --> 00:36:35,639
Speaker 3: Face Yeah, okay, same as mine.

725
00:36:35,639 --> 00:36:37,400
Speaker 4: Man, I need a fat dumper.

726
00:36:38,760 --> 00:36:41,440
Speaker 3: I like about the size necessarily, its just that it

727
00:36:41,599 --> 00:36:41,920
that it is.

728
00:36:42,280 --> 00:36:47,079
Speaker 4: I like a fat ass. I like a dumper. What

729
00:36:47,199 --> 00:36:47,880
is almos?

730
00:36:48,360 --> 00:36:49,840
Speaker 3: A guy in the comment says, I'm deep.

731
00:36:50,480 --> 00:36:53,239
Speaker 4: What does that means? You get a deep massage from

732
00:36:54,079 --> 00:36:57,679
That's what that means deep? I know. That's why I

733
00:36:57,719 --> 00:37:00,880
just said I'm gonna have so you change it. It

734
00:37:00,920 --> 00:37:05,320
goes ass, face tits, so ass one. Well, yeah, I

735
00:37:05,599 --> 00:37:08,239
mean that chick could have a fucking look like she

736
00:37:08,320 --> 00:37:10,199
stopped the bus with her face. But if she got

737
00:37:10,239 --> 00:37:12,559
fat ass, I'm in.

738
00:37:12,960 --> 00:37:13,239
Speaker 5: Yeah.

739
00:37:13,280 --> 00:37:15,960
Speaker 4: But here's the thing, Johnny, I'm at age fifty where

740
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:21,760
almost any chick under thirty over eighteen is like gorgeous

741
00:37:21,800 --> 00:37:23,639
to me. Yeah.

742
00:37:23,679 --> 00:37:26,760
Speaker 3: That's that's the thing you don't realize until you, uh,

743
00:37:27,840 --> 00:37:30,760
until you get older, right, is that we all we

744
00:37:30,880 --> 00:37:34,199
all actually look pretty good when we were young, you know,

745
00:37:34,440 --> 00:37:37,800
like you. At the time, I was insecure, all my

746
00:37:37,840 --> 00:37:40,159
friends were insecure, but we all looked pretty cool.

747
00:37:40,719 --> 00:37:43,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, this guy's telling me I should shave my head.

748
00:37:43,519 --> 00:37:46,119
You know, I want to, but everyone in the fingers like,

749
00:37:46,199 --> 00:37:47,159
don't shave your head.

750
00:37:47,239 --> 00:37:47,480
Speaker 5: Dude.

751
00:37:47,480 --> 00:37:49,360
Speaker 3: You could pull it off. Dude, you could pull it off.

752
00:37:49,400 --> 00:37:51,760
Speaker 4: I don't know, Johnny, I have a top right here

753
00:37:51,760 --> 00:37:54,760
that I think could be pointy, and I think I

754
00:37:54,840 --> 00:37:55,840
might have no straw.

755
00:37:56,360 --> 00:37:57,840
Speaker 3: Let me look, okay, I kind of mush your hair

756
00:37:57,880 --> 00:37:59,960
down and let me see no, like from the front.

757
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:02,119
You gotta show me from the front, like, just look

758
00:38:02,159 --> 00:38:02,559
straight on.

759
00:38:02,599 --> 00:38:03,000
Speaker 4: It came.

760
00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:06,760
Speaker 3: No, dude, I think you could do it. I think

761
00:38:06,840 --> 00:38:07,320
you got it.

762
00:38:07,480 --> 00:38:09,880
Speaker 4: The problem was that that that thing in the back

763
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:12,400
kind of blended in my hair. But now I'm wondering

764
00:38:12,400 --> 00:38:15,800
if I have too much forehead. My eyes are too low,

765
00:38:16,360 --> 00:38:17,880
Like I look like one of those You have.

766
00:38:17,880 --> 00:38:19,320
Speaker 3: Good hair, dude, you have cool hair.

767
00:38:19,360 --> 00:38:19,519
Speaker 5: Man.

768
00:38:19,599 --> 00:38:22,159
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know, but I just I'm just over it.

769
00:38:23,920 --> 00:38:26,119
I just want to shave my head and just be like.

770
00:38:27,480 --> 00:38:29,599
Speaker 3: Just not think about it. That's what Rogan always said, right,

771
00:38:29,639 --> 00:38:31,519
he was just like, I'm done worrying about my hair.

772
00:38:31,559 --> 00:38:32,360
I'm just saving it.

773
00:38:32,559 --> 00:38:32,840
Speaker 1: I know.

774
00:38:32,880 --> 00:38:35,159
Speaker 4: It's just like I got these crop circles right here,

775
00:38:35,159 --> 00:38:38,119
and I'm kind of over it. Yeah that's a five head.

776
00:38:38,480 --> 00:38:40,559
Speaker 3: What nobody sees your crop circles?

777
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:43,360
Speaker 4: Yeah. This woman the other day is like, stop whutting.

778
00:38:43,679 --> 00:38:47,320
This Ukrainian chick was like, stop putting your hat. I'm like,

779
00:38:47,400 --> 00:38:49,239
I know I got to. So I've been wearing it.

780
00:38:49,280 --> 00:38:54,639
Speaker 3: Less because some random chick told you that, Yeah, was

781
00:38:54,679 --> 00:38:55,519
she hot at least?

782
00:38:55,599 --> 00:38:57,199
Speaker 4: Yeah, of course she was hot. Do you think I

783
00:38:57,199 --> 00:38:58,760
would fucking take anything.

784
00:38:58,480 --> 00:39:05,000
Speaker 3: From good lot touche? You know what, Sam, this time

785
00:39:05,039 --> 00:39:08,639
of year, I'm trying to stay consistent with I've been

786
00:39:08,679 --> 00:39:10,280
trying to eat well, but with all the work. I

787
00:39:10,360 --> 00:39:13,039
know you are, the commuting to the studio that you

788
00:39:13,119 --> 00:39:15,920
like to go to in Hollywood, cooking, it just ain't happening.

789
00:39:16,199 --> 00:39:21,440
It's just tempo is giving me fresh out the tempo.

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791
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792
00:39:26,639 --> 00:39:30,199
to without losing time. During the week, my schedule is NonStop,

793
00:39:30,280 --> 00:39:32,960
but you know, I have podcasts all the time, editing,

794
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I have these crazy late nights, and healthy eating is

795
00:39:36,119 --> 00:39:38,280
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799
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over at your place. I'm trying to start well continue now.

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At this point, the year is strong, but long days

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certainly apply. Sam. Yeah, I want you to picture your

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go to white dress shirt, the one you wish you

830
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could wear all week because of how sharp it looks

831
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and how it.

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Speaker 4: I like, the one that makes it look like you

833
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don't have kits.

834
00:41:43,360 --> 00:41:46,199
Speaker 3: Yeah, well that's the one you got from Mizzen and Maine, because.

835
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Speaker 4: Oh do that's where I got that dog.

836
00:41:48,480 --> 00:41:53,760
Speaker 3: Uh huh. Their shirts stay crisp, stay comfortable, crisp, somehow comfortable, clean,

837
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way longer than they should Mizzen and Maine, who a

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style that that is actually comfortable. Sam is going in

848
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business meetings all the time now, and so I do.

849
00:42:36,920 --> 00:42:38,559
He's in Missing in Maine, so he can.

850
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Speaker 4: I am in.

851
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Speaker 3: That's right. You can even wear him on the golf

852
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course because of the performance.

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Speaker 4: Miss Main's like the Johnny Crockett of these shirts trail.

854
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But Davy Crockett, Davy Crockett, well, no, they're the Johnny Crocketts.

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It was they Davy Crockett's brother who actually Locket did

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all the hard.

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Speaker 4: That's what I say about Missing the Main. Look good

875
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with the wood dog, Missus Maine. Sounds like a great

876
00:44:08,679 --> 00:44:13,239
follow up to Game of Thrones. Did you hear that?

877
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Speaker 3: They the John Snow thing was canceled and now it's back.

878
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It's back on the John snow.

879
00:44:17,360 --> 00:44:19,599
Speaker 4: Of course it is because that Dragon show did so well,

880
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They're like, we gotta do another one.

881
00:44:21,440 --> 00:44:24,119
Speaker 3: Well, no, dude, that I know you didn't like the finale,

882
00:44:24,159 --> 00:44:28,679
but the for the budget they had that, uh that

883
00:44:29,039 --> 00:44:31,599
I loved The Night of the Seven Kingdoms. I thought

884
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that was the best Game of Thrones since Game of Thrones.

885
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I loved it. It was so good.

886
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Speaker 4: Did I talk about my dog peen on the grass

887
00:44:38,480 --> 00:44:38,960
last week?

888
00:44:39,079 --> 00:44:44,079
Speaker 3: Truly, madly, deeply? Uh, Roger pete on the grass? No,

889
00:44:44,239 --> 00:44:47,599
I don't. The dog peas on the grass. That makes

890
00:44:47,639 --> 00:44:48,079
sense to me.

891
00:44:48,159 --> 00:44:51,039
Speaker 4: So, yeah, it does make sense. That's what dogs do.

892
00:44:51,079 --> 00:44:53,880
So I walk my dog around the block and I

893
00:44:53,920 --> 00:44:56,760
go up. I'm walking down the down this way down

894
00:44:56,760 --> 00:45:00,400
the street, okay, And I get to this one one

895
00:45:00,679 --> 00:45:04,559
patch of of lawn and it has a sign that

896
00:45:04,639 --> 00:45:08,719
says no dogs allowed on grass and then shows a

897
00:45:08,760 --> 00:45:11,920
picture with a like a cross out of a dog

898
00:45:12,039 --> 00:45:15,800
peeing and a dog pooping. So Roger immediately goes on

899
00:45:15,840 --> 00:45:19,079
the grass and starts pissing. This guy comes out and

900
00:45:19,159 --> 00:45:20,159
starts yelling at me.

901
00:45:20,519 --> 00:45:22,239
Speaker 3: So he's waiting. That guy's waiting.

902
00:45:22,280 --> 00:45:25,719
Speaker 4: He's like, hey man, your dog's on the grass. Oh, yeah,

903
00:45:25,760 --> 00:45:28,199
I'm sorry. He goes, man, can you read the sign?

904
00:45:28,239 --> 00:45:29,960
I go, yeah, I read the sign, and he says,

905
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:31,760
no peeing on the grass. He goes the why is

906
00:45:31,760 --> 00:45:34,199
your dog peeing on the grass? And I'm like, cause

907
00:45:34,199 --> 00:45:38,079
my dog can't read. Dude's literate. My dog doesn't know

908
00:45:38,119 --> 00:45:40,519
what the fuck that's saying. He doesn't care. He's got pissed.

909
00:45:40,599 --> 00:45:43,719
Let him pissed, bro, why you met at dogs can't read?

910
00:45:43,880 --> 00:45:44,719
My dog doesn't even know.

911
00:45:45,400 --> 00:45:47,880
Speaker 3: In front, like on the sidewalk, like next to the sidewalk.

912
00:45:47,960 --> 00:45:48,519
Is that what you're saying?

913
00:45:48,639 --> 00:45:51,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, you around in it or something. What is

914
00:45:52,159 --> 00:45:55,199
the biggest thing is like, you just gotta go. You

915
00:45:55,280 --> 00:45:57,440
gotta pick up your dog shit. That's the only thing

916
00:45:57,440 --> 00:45:58,360
that pisses me off.

917
00:45:58,480 --> 00:46:00,559
Speaker 3: And you guys have signs out for that if I yeah,

918
00:46:00,599 --> 00:46:00,920
we do.

919
00:46:01,480 --> 00:46:04,039
Speaker 4: We put it right next to our crazy neighbors. These

920
00:46:04,079 --> 00:46:06,280
people are nuts, Johnny, can you find that picture and

921
00:46:06,320 --> 00:46:09,440
put it up so people can see how crazy my

922
00:46:09,480 --> 00:46:10,079
neighbors are.

923
00:46:10,239 --> 00:46:14,320
Speaker 3: Oh the parking, the park? Oh yeah, what kind of

924
00:46:14,360 --> 00:46:15,639
animals park this way?

925
00:46:15,840 --> 00:46:18,159
Speaker 4: I just have no fucking clue. It's just I live

926
00:46:18,239 --> 00:46:23,559
next to It's just Neanderthal gypsy Israelis. The wife is

927
00:46:23,679 --> 00:46:26,719
very nice, the kids are cool. The dad looks like

928
00:46:26,800 --> 00:46:29,920
Carl from Aquatine Hunger Force. Before you put that up,

929
00:46:29,920 --> 00:46:32,280
when you look up and show everybody what Carl from

930
00:46:32,320 --> 00:46:34,119
Aquatine Hunger Force looks like, real.

931
00:46:34,039 --> 00:46:36,800
Speaker 3: Quick, Okay, I've never seen that.

932
00:46:37,599 --> 00:46:40,039
Speaker 4: You've never seen Carl from Aquatine Hunger Force.

933
00:46:40,360 --> 00:46:42,599
Speaker 3: You've shown You've said this before, so I've looked at it.

934
00:46:42,639 --> 00:46:44,039
Speaker 4: I just I just want everyone to look.

935
00:46:44,199 --> 00:46:48,320
Speaker 3: Look, yeah, we've done this before and you said that.

936
00:46:48,320 --> 00:46:50,239
Speaker 4: That's yeah, Well they might not know.

937
00:46:50,320 --> 00:46:51,920
Speaker 3: What I'm saying is that's the only reason I know

938
00:46:51,960 --> 00:46:54,760
what he looks like. I've seen. Maybe it's in Fortnite

939
00:46:54,840 --> 00:46:58,599
or something I play with my nephew, but so yeah, that's.

940
00:46:58,360 --> 00:47:02,039
Speaker 4: Literally what my neighbor looks. The exact same hair, the

941
00:47:02,119 --> 00:47:05,760
exact same shirt, the exact same back hair, everything. That's

942
00:47:05,840 --> 00:47:10,039
Karl from Acatine Hunger Force. He's my fucking neighbor. And

943
00:47:10,400 --> 00:47:14,239
so we've been like Wacky Jackie was talking about, we've

944
00:47:14,239 --> 00:47:18,079
been in parking wars with them. I don't care anymore

945
00:47:18,159 --> 00:47:21,039
because my life is going so fucking great that I'm

946
00:47:21,039 --> 00:47:26,280
not gonna fight over fucking parking spots. Anymore. They Dana.

947
00:47:26,480 --> 00:47:30,079
When you're bringing up Dana looks gets pissed. I don't,

948
00:47:31,039 --> 00:47:33,159
but sometimes they do shit that drives me nuts. Like

949
00:47:33,440 --> 00:47:35,960
we've expressed to them, don't park in front of our

950
00:47:35,960 --> 00:47:40,039
house because they when this whole thing popped off, they

951
00:47:40,119 --> 00:47:42,400
told me that in front of their curb is part

952
00:47:42,440 --> 00:47:45,280
of their property. And I go, that's not true, but

953
00:47:45,360 --> 00:47:49,360
I'm gonna I'm going to respect you because you're my neighbors.

954
00:47:49,440 --> 00:47:51,880
I won't park here. I go, just don't park in

955
00:47:51,920 --> 00:47:53,599
front of us. And then they start parking in front

956
00:47:53,599 --> 00:47:56,159
of our house and I'm just like, Wow, these guys

957
00:47:56,199 --> 00:48:00,880
are just fucking assholes. So anyways, today I come home,

958
00:48:01,800 --> 00:48:04,760
the wife is parked in front of my house. She

959
00:48:04,840 --> 00:48:07,719
has her recycling cans in the middle. He's parked his

960
00:48:07,880 --> 00:48:11,079
second car there. Then they're sewing in their driveway. And

961
00:48:11,119 --> 00:48:14,199
then this is how their guests parked in the street.

962
00:48:14,599 --> 00:48:22,519
Well you show Shohanny, Okay, look at how that that

963
00:48:22,519 --> 00:48:25,480
That isn't just him leaving it there for fitting in it?

964
00:48:25,519 --> 00:48:28,719
Why someone runs in. That's how they parked the fucking car.

965
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:35,679
Speaker 3: So like what, well, how could that even possibly be?

966
00:48:37,079 --> 00:48:41,400
Speaker 4: Like what do you finding doing that? Look at that.

967
00:48:41,559 --> 00:48:43,800
I mean, dude, it's taking up two thirds of the

968
00:48:43,840 --> 00:48:45,199
street and they.

969
00:48:45,159 --> 00:48:47,360
Speaker 3: Just left it there their driveway in front of them.

970
00:48:48,159 --> 00:48:51,639
Speaker 4: Okay, so you can't see it, but they're they're kind

971
00:48:51,639 --> 00:48:54,559
of on that up ramp that goes into your driveway,

972
00:48:54,599 --> 00:48:56,000
you know, it goes up ramp.

973
00:48:56,119 --> 00:48:57,559
Speaker 3: They have another car in their driveway.

974
00:48:57,639 --> 00:49:01,320
Speaker 4: There's two. There's two cars in headed them, I believe that.

975
00:49:02,159 --> 00:49:05,000
And then he's like, bro, a cut fun parking, bro.

976
00:49:05,679 --> 00:49:07,960
And then he pulls in and he's like, can I

977
00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:11,239
leave it here? And they're like, bro, there's just going

978
00:49:11,440 --> 00:49:14,679
next door. Who fucked them? Park like that? And they

979
00:49:14,800 --> 00:49:18,920
just park like that? Like look at that, dude, I mean,

980
00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:24,280
look at that. Fucking shit. It's just unbelievable. So this

981
00:49:24,360 --> 00:49:26,519
is this is what I'm dealing with in my neighborhood.

982
00:49:27,400 --> 00:49:30,599
Johnny showed me this place that has what eleven rooms

983
00:49:30,599 --> 00:49:30,840
in it?

984
00:49:31,239 --> 00:49:33,800
Speaker 3: Oh dude, that place. It's a compound. Man. You could

985
00:49:33,880 --> 00:49:36,280
you could have everybody in your family could have a

986
00:49:36,280 --> 00:49:36,920
little Johnny.

987
00:49:37,039 --> 00:49:38,800
Speaker 4: See how far away from me it is.

988
00:49:39,159 --> 00:49:42,119
Speaker 3: It's about fifteen minutes probably, I would guess it's eighteen

989
00:49:42,159 --> 00:49:45,719
minutes from me, like at night, and then it's probably

990
00:49:45,760 --> 00:49:50,039
fifteen minutes from me. It's yeah, I mean, like, I

991
00:49:50,039 --> 00:49:52,159
don't want to show it in case somebody wants to

992
00:49:52,440 --> 00:49:55,320
that we know might. But it's it's got an indoor pool,

993
00:49:55,519 --> 00:49:59,920
it's got a grotto indoors. It's got like multiple building,

994
00:50:00,119 --> 00:50:03,199
it's got a long driveway with a gate a private

995
00:50:03,280 --> 00:50:04,119
courtyard in.

996
00:50:04,039 --> 00:50:04,800
Speaker 4: The middle of it.

997
00:50:04,800 --> 00:50:07,960
Speaker 3: It's oh, it's so it would it's it would be

998
00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:10,400
so good, dude. You get have multiple studios there, every

999
00:50:10,440 --> 00:50:13,760
studio you want to have out there. You could like

1000
00:50:13,920 --> 00:50:16,000
be on your own property and not see Dana for

1001
00:50:16,039 --> 00:50:16,480
like a week.

1002
00:50:17,079 --> 00:50:21,360
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I'm moving in tomorrow. I'm moving in tomorrow.

1003
00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:25,480
Speaker 3: I'm moving Sam. Do you know why why?

1004
00:50:25,559 --> 00:50:25,800
Speaker 4: John?

1005
00:50:26,320 --> 00:50:31,440
Speaker 3: I just on eBay. I just bought David Lynch's watch,

1006
00:50:31,760 --> 00:50:34,559
an old watch of David Lynch's, and I'm very excited

1007
00:50:34,559 --> 00:50:34,960
about it.

1008
00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:36,119
Speaker 4: I was worrying it cost you.

1009
00:50:36,679 --> 00:50:40,039
Speaker 3: It wasn't cheap. It wasn't cheap, my friend.

1010
00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:41,519
Speaker 4: Why can't you tell us how much it cost?

1011
00:50:41,639 --> 00:50:45,159
Speaker 3: It's six that's not that bad for a watch, well,

1012
00:50:45,199 --> 00:50:48,960
not for David Lynch's watch. Yes, but I'm pretty excited

1013
00:50:49,039 --> 00:50:51,719
about it. It's not in the best condition, but I

1014
00:50:51,760 --> 00:50:53,440
was I was thinking it was gonna because a lot

1015
00:50:53,480 --> 00:50:55,280
of the ship that they've been selling has been going

1016
00:50:55,320 --> 00:50:57,760
into the thousands. Like there's a piece of paper that

1017
00:50:57,800 --> 00:51:00,480
he wrote the number twelve on that's like at two

1018
00:51:00,559 --> 00:51:01,599
hundred dollars right now.

1019
00:51:02,119 --> 00:51:05,320
Speaker 4: So I'm pretty Johnny. I'm happy for you. Can't wait

1020
00:51:05,320 --> 00:51:06,960
to see your cool ass watch.

1021
00:51:07,079 --> 00:51:09,280
Speaker 3: It's just a Swatch watch. I don't even know if

1022
00:51:09,280 --> 00:51:10,320
it works. I don't really care.

1023
00:51:10,400 --> 00:51:12,400
Speaker 4: Johnny wants to leave the old studio.

1024
00:51:12,920 --> 00:51:15,280
Speaker 3: I just wanted one thing out of there. Well, it

1025
00:51:15,360 --> 00:51:18,360
is weird that we drive to Hollywood when we live

1026
00:51:18,679 --> 00:51:20,239
like literally six minutes.

1027
00:51:20,320 --> 00:51:25,039
Speaker 4: I'm just emotionally attached to this studio. Well, so we

1028
00:51:25,079 --> 00:51:26,760
can move it over there, and I'm just gonna keep

1029
00:51:26,760 --> 00:51:30,199
the studio for something, you know.

1030
00:51:31,159 --> 00:51:33,159
Speaker 3: It's just so I think we need to do the

1031
00:51:33,199 --> 00:51:35,800
show earlier, so it's not so late for the people

1032
00:51:35,840 --> 00:51:36,800
on the West coast. We had a lot.

1033
00:51:36,880 --> 00:51:40,360
Speaker 4: So Johnny wants to put a studio in his house,

1034
00:51:41,079 --> 00:51:41,679
or we could.

1035
00:51:41,719 --> 00:51:48,760
Speaker 3: I did see on Facebook Marketplace this giant like military

1036
00:51:48,880 --> 00:51:51,679
vehicle from the Swiss Army that would be perfect for

1037
00:51:51,760 --> 00:51:54,280
a mobile studio. It's got like a refrigerator and little

1038
00:51:54,320 --> 00:51:56,960
kitchenett in it. We could do, like, isn't it Steve

1039
00:51:57,000 --> 00:51:58,760
O Or one of these guys that has like a

1040
00:51:58,800 --> 00:51:59,760
studio that?

1041
00:52:00,199 --> 00:52:02,199
Speaker 4: I mean, do you want to do that? That would

1042
00:52:02,280 --> 00:52:07,159
be awesome. I don't know if it works though. Well, then,

1043
00:52:07,559 --> 00:52:11,239
has there ever been a successful podcast in a moving vehicle?

1044
00:52:11,280 --> 00:52:13,320
I think there was that football one for a while.

1045
00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:16,480
Speaker 3: Isn't isn't Steve O's or one of those guys.

1046
00:52:16,719 --> 00:52:18,559
Speaker 4: No, he does it in a studio. I think he

1047
00:52:18,679 --> 00:52:20,639
used to see if Steve O does it in it?

1048
00:52:21,039 --> 00:52:22,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's called Steve O's Wild Ride.

1049
00:52:22,960 --> 00:52:28,039
Speaker 4: So in the car, right, Wacky Jackie, we should all

1050
00:52:28,039 --> 00:52:31,000
give her a shout out. She's on the East coast

1051
00:52:31,039 --> 00:52:34,440
right now watching this, God blessed, Like, just give it

1052
00:52:34,519 --> 00:52:35,880
up for me for being up for this.

1053
00:52:36,239 --> 00:52:38,480
Speaker 3: Shout out, Wacky Jackie. Yeah, you see he's in like

1054
00:52:39,039 --> 00:52:39,920
a van there.

1055
00:52:40,519 --> 00:52:42,960
Speaker 4: Okay, I'll do that. I mean, is that still where

1056
00:52:42,960 --> 00:52:43,480
a show is?

1057
00:52:43,519 --> 00:52:45,800
Speaker 3: I thought he moved it, dude, He's definitely in a van,

1058
00:52:48,039 --> 00:52:48,360
all right.

1059
00:52:48,559 --> 00:52:51,280
Speaker 4: Didn't see how much that costs? And buy it, Johnny,

1060
00:52:51,519 --> 00:52:53,079
still that fucking watch and buy it.

1061
00:52:54,639 --> 00:52:56,599
Speaker 3: I'm so happy, dude, I can't. I thought it was

1062
00:52:56,599 --> 00:52:58,000
going to be like two grand is going to be

1063
00:52:58,079 --> 00:53:01,400
out of my my price range. It's still I mean,

1064
00:53:01,440 --> 00:53:03,079
I didn't want to spend that much. I'm being honest.

1065
00:53:03,079 --> 00:53:06,400
That's a stretch for me. But it's the stuff in

1066
00:53:06,440 --> 00:53:08,880
this Like they've been going through his estate and selling

1067
00:53:08,880 --> 00:53:12,800
it on eBay and the stuff has been so expensive, dude,

1068
00:53:13,239 --> 00:53:16,239
And he's famous for wearing these Swatch watches and I

1069
00:53:16,280 --> 00:53:16,679
got one.

1070
00:53:17,679 --> 00:53:20,800
Speaker 4: Okay, all right, I like it, Johnny, Congratulations. You know

1071
00:53:20,840 --> 00:53:21,960
what else I like Johnny?

1072
00:53:22,840 --> 00:53:24,239
Speaker 3: Basically Terrence Howard as well.

1073
00:53:24,320 --> 00:53:24,519
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1074
00:53:24,559 --> 00:53:27,480
Speaker 3: If Terrence Howard had made some of the greatest films

1075
00:53:27,519 --> 00:53:29,599
of all time, then yeah, David Lynch would basically be

1076
00:53:29,760 --> 00:53:32,159
Terrence Howard. It's not the TM shit I don't care about.

1077
00:53:32,400 --> 00:53:38,800
Speaker 4: I'm gonna be at Batavia this weekend, Raleigh, Atlanta, Hamilton, Okay.

1078
00:53:39,039 --> 00:53:42,440
Then I'm gonna be at Tim Faule Hat for Dallas,

1079
00:53:42,480 --> 00:53:46,599
Fort Worth, Huntington Beach, the Mamba Sports Bill. Then I

1080
00:53:46,599 --> 00:53:49,679
have my comedy taping and I think there's two shows

1081
00:53:49,679 --> 00:53:52,559
that night. Someone's telling me there's two shows.

1082
00:53:52,639 --> 00:53:54,440
Speaker 3: I did see, Like, what was it Kim Condon or

1083
00:53:54,440 --> 00:53:55,159
somebody's having a.

1084
00:53:55,159 --> 00:53:59,000
Speaker 4: Tap me and Tim are me and me and her.

1085
00:53:59,079 --> 00:54:01,039
Let me see if there's one or two shows.

1086
00:54:01,360 --> 00:54:03,159
Speaker 3: What do you mean you have two shows or what?

1087
00:54:03,639 --> 00:54:06,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, Usually they'll give you two shows to decide if

1088
00:54:06,400 --> 00:54:07,800
you want to see it. But it looks like there's

1089
00:54:07,880 --> 00:54:11,599
only one. I thought he said there was two. We'll

1090
00:54:11,639 --> 00:54:14,119
see one take TRIPLEI. That's what they're gonna have to do.

1091
00:54:14,199 --> 00:54:15,159
One take TRIPLEY.

1092
00:54:15,480 --> 00:54:17,920
Speaker 3: Well, okay, So when you've done your tapings in the past,

1093
00:54:18,119 --> 00:54:20,400
how much has it been would you say from each

1094
00:54:20,440 --> 00:54:22,159
of the shows, like percentage wise?

1095
00:54:22,679 --> 00:54:23,199
Speaker 4: What do you mean?

1096
00:54:23,519 --> 00:54:26,000
Speaker 3: Is there usually one that's just obviously better and you

1097
00:54:26,039 --> 00:54:28,239
only end up using a little bit of the other one?

1098
00:54:28,320 --> 00:54:30,719
Or is it usually a pretty fair mix of the two.

1099
00:54:31,480 --> 00:54:33,960
Speaker 4: It's usually a fair mix of the two, depending on

1100
00:54:34,400 --> 00:54:36,960
how it goes. But usually you take the one you

1101
00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:42,400
think is the best, and you you take the parts

1102
00:54:42,440 --> 00:54:44,880
of the other one and put it in there. And

1103
00:54:44,920 --> 00:54:48,360
then check out Word War Debate, Guys, World War Debate.

1104
00:54:48,960 --> 00:54:51,480
A lot of big things happening. The biggest thing is

1105
00:54:52,159 --> 00:54:56,719
our contender series. Where is it? The Word War Contender Series?

1106
00:54:57,079 --> 00:55:01,800
I believe it starts not this Sunday, but the following Sunday.

1107
00:55:02,360 --> 00:55:06,920
Thirty two contestants going at it for who is the

1108
00:55:06,960 --> 00:55:11,920
next great Debater? And yeah, man, we're very excited about.

1109
00:55:11,920 --> 00:55:14,880
It will be live stream, so if this goes well,

1110
00:55:14,880 --> 00:55:16,599
we'll have more of these and we'll just find the

1111
00:55:16,639 --> 00:55:20,559
next great debater to debate and we'll get it going.

1112
00:55:21,199 --> 00:55:24,239
And that's it, Johnny. Those are my stories. I know

1113
00:55:24,280 --> 00:55:25,280
you got other stories.

1114
00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:28,320
Speaker 3: I mean, it's just it's impossible to keep up with

1115
00:55:28,360 --> 00:55:31,840
all this shit. Did you see that the government has

1116
00:55:31,960 --> 00:55:38,880
officially registered their project bluebeam URLs? They've registered aliens dot gov,

1117
00:55:39,679 --> 00:55:43,599
alien dot gov, a couple of a couple of government

1118
00:55:44,079 --> 00:55:49,199
related URLs for the disclosure that's forthcoming. I've been registered

1119
00:55:49,239 --> 00:55:51,280
already that.

1120
00:55:51,800 --> 00:55:54,519
Speaker 4: I mean, that's coming next, Johnny.

1121
00:55:54,559 --> 00:55:56,960
Speaker 3: It's so obvious it's the next thing. In fact, I

1122
00:55:56,960 --> 00:55:59,440
wish you would go on like Rogan or something. Just

1123
00:55:59,719 --> 00:56:01,719
tell that so that the next time I think he

1124
00:56:01,800 --> 00:56:02,239
knows that.

1125
00:56:02,400 --> 00:56:04,679
Speaker 4: Dude, Johnny, will you go to my Twitter? I want

1126
00:56:04,960 --> 00:56:07,840
I'll find it, dude. I know that it's too long

1127
00:56:07,880 --> 00:56:10,559
to read, but you have to fucking see this thing.

1128
00:56:10,639 --> 00:56:11,639
Speaker 1: Dude, what is it?

1129
00:56:11,639 --> 00:56:14,000
Speaker 4: It's so well, let me see if I can find

1130
00:56:14,039 --> 00:56:18,800
it real quick. Let me see. Yeah, okay, it is Johnny.

1131
00:56:18,559 --> 00:56:21,639
Speaker 3: Day before yesterday, and this was written on the nineteenth,

1132
00:56:21,679 --> 00:56:24,199
so three days ago. So about five days ago, the

1133
00:56:24,280 --> 00:56:28,760
US government registered aliens dot gov and alien dot gov,

1134
00:56:28,800 --> 00:56:33,440
and when asked about it, spokeswoman Anna Kelly told Defense scoop, uh,

1135
00:56:33,840 --> 00:56:39,480
stay tuned with an alien emoji, Johnny, I wish.

1136
00:56:39,360 --> 00:56:41,960
Speaker 4: We had time to read this. It's probably not true,

1137
00:56:41,960 --> 00:56:43,239
but it's so nuts.

1138
00:56:43,719 --> 00:56:46,440
Speaker 3: Well that's never stopped us before. Sam, So, I mean

1139
00:56:46,480 --> 00:56:50,079
you could read fast. Let's go ahead, and uh.

1140
00:56:49,719 --> 00:56:52,639
Speaker 4: It's five tiny pictures me this.

1141
00:56:52,719 --> 00:56:54,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was a lot of words, bro, I will

1142
00:56:54,800 --> 00:56:55,840
say that it's a lot.

1143
00:56:55,800 --> 00:56:58,440
Speaker 4: To read some of it.

1144
00:56:58,440 --> 00:56:59,360
Speaker 3: It's fascinating.

1145
00:56:59,719 --> 00:57:01,440
Speaker 4: It's fascinating, dude.

1146
00:57:01,679 --> 00:57:05,480
Speaker 3: All right, so yeah, this is this is an archived

1147
00:57:05,519 --> 00:57:11,039
Threddit post, right, yeah, about what happened in Miami at

1148
00:57:11,039 --> 00:57:14,760
the mall there. If you remember, should we get should

1149
00:57:14,760 --> 00:57:16,639
I feed this in the chat GBT and get them?

1150
00:57:16,679 --> 00:57:19,480
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I have chat GIBT do it? But whose

1151
00:57:19,559 --> 00:57:20,400
voice should it be?

1152
00:57:21,159 --> 00:57:21,320
Speaker 5: Oh?

1153
00:57:21,320 --> 00:57:22,800
Speaker 3: I don't know voices?

1154
00:57:23,400 --> 00:57:25,280
Speaker 4: Can you have Bill Cosby do it?

1155
00:57:25,679 --> 00:57:27,320
Speaker 3: I don't think we wanted to read it. It'll be

1156
00:57:27,360 --> 00:57:28,599
too so I was just going to get it to

1157
00:57:28,639 --> 00:57:30,440
summarize it in like a yeah.

1158
00:57:30,280 --> 00:57:32,960
Speaker 4: But some of the things that the guy said is

1159
00:57:33,119 --> 00:57:34,320
so nuts.

1160
00:57:35,199 --> 00:57:37,960
Speaker 3: All right, Well, let me hear. Okay, So I was

1161
00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:41,760
a responding officer during the Bayside Mall incident, or to

1162
00:57:41,880 --> 00:57:44,280
some of you, you might know me as the or

1163
00:57:44,280 --> 00:57:47,159
you might know it as the Miami Mall alien incident

1164
00:57:47,280 --> 00:57:50,039
or something along those lines. I've told absolutely no one

1165
00:57:50,159 --> 00:57:53,239
at all. I won't go into useless detail on why.

1166
00:57:53,360 --> 00:57:55,599
It just doesn't matter if I talk about this anywhere.

1167
00:57:57,159 --> 00:58:00,079
He was afraid that he would be putting them in

1168
00:58:00,159 --> 00:58:03,239
danger if he did. Before though, all I ever told

1169
00:58:03,719 --> 00:58:05,880
even my wife about that day was that it was

1170
00:58:05,920 --> 00:58:10,559
a crowd, crowd panic, nothing serious. I've signed a lot

1171
00:58:10,599 --> 00:58:16,199
of bullshit in my years, but signing hold on. Okay,

1172
00:58:17,000 --> 00:58:19,239
I'm trying to summarize it, but he keeps.

1173
00:58:19,280 --> 00:58:19,559
Speaker 4: Okay.

1174
00:58:19,599 --> 00:58:22,920
Speaker 3: He they originally said it was just dumb ass teenagers

1175
00:58:22,920 --> 00:58:26,280
setting off fireworks drunk, yes, starting fights with people and

1176
00:58:26,320 --> 00:58:27,519
causing hi mass panic.

1177
00:58:27,679 --> 00:58:29,920
Speaker 4: Dude, there were so many people there, you think a

1178
00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:33,039
synagogue got shot up and nobody died except for the shooter.

1179
00:58:34,480 --> 00:58:41,280
Speaker 3: Easy, easy, Uh? Okay. He says that that was swallowing

1180
00:58:41,280 --> 00:58:43,239
that bullshit felt like swallowing a razor.

1181
00:58:44,039 --> 00:58:44,880
Speaker 4: Uh.

1182
00:58:45,719 --> 00:58:48,000
Speaker 3: He said he was already downtown that night. He got

1183
00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:51,199
called in early because of fireworks complaints. It was New

1184
00:58:51,239 --> 00:58:54,760
Year's after all, uh, and that area isn't the kind

1185
00:58:54,760 --> 00:58:58,039
of place you'd want to swing by and casually react.

1186
00:58:58,199 --> 00:59:04,239
Relax Dispatch, which kept calling it a disturbance in the area.

1187
00:59:04,519 --> 00:59:07,920
He said, We joked about it at first, saying maybe

1188
00:59:08,079 --> 00:59:11,880
Dispatch had too many mimosas because they kept they kept

1189
00:59:11,880 --> 00:59:16,639
sending them there. Let me see, all right, this is

1190
00:59:16,679 --> 00:59:21,440
just gonna take forever, all.

1191
00:59:21,400 --> 00:59:25,440
Speaker 4: Right, dude, Just when he's there.

1192
00:59:25,639 --> 00:59:28,159
Speaker 3: I remember walking up the steps to the plaza and

1193
00:59:28,199 --> 00:59:31,920
seeing kids running but not screaming. Some of them looked

1194
00:59:31,960 --> 00:59:34,840
like they didn't even know why they were running. Others

1195
00:59:34,880 --> 00:59:39,559
were frozen in place, twitching like they were glitching out,

1196
00:59:39,800 --> 00:59:44,679
eyes wide, mouths open, like they wanted to scream but

1197
00:59:44,920 --> 00:59:48,320
forgot how. Torres, I assume that's one of the other

1198
00:59:48,360 --> 00:59:51,840
officers went up ahead of me. I stayed closer to

1199
00:59:51,920 --> 00:59:55,559
the edge of the crowd. That's when I saw the

1200
00:59:55,599 --> 00:59:59,519
first body that day. The guy was male, maybe mid

1201
00:59:59,599 --> 01:00:02,280
twenty he's at most from what I could tell. He

1202
01:00:02,400 --> 01:00:05,719
was slumped against a pillar, like he sat down and

1203
01:00:05,840 --> 01:00:08,880
just never got back up again. His hands were covered

1204
01:00:08,920 --> 01:00:12,039
in blood, but not from any wounds that I could see.

1205
01:00:12,920 --> 01:00:15,760
It was like he just I don't know, had it

1206
01:00:15,880 --> 01:00:19,280
leak out of his skin. Maybe he had some on

1207
01:00:19,320 --> 01:00:21,719
his face too, so maybe he used his hands to

1208
01:00:21,760 --> 01:00:25,280
try to stop a nosebleed or something. I leaned in

1209
01:00:25,440 --> 01:00:28,119
and checked him for a pulse. He was cold, but

1210
01:00:28,199 --> 01:00:31,280
his eyes were open and not dead open either. It

1211
01:00:31,320 --> 01:00:34,199
honestly looked like he was still awake, like he died

1212
01:00:34,320 --> 01:00:38,639
mid thought. Oh this is so strange, says He remembers

1213
01:00:38,679 --> 01:00:43,440
it all vividly for a moment. He radioed for backup,

1214
01:00:43,519 --> 01:00:47,840
and his calms is Walkie crackled, he said. The crackle

1215
01:00:48,840 --> 01:00:52,199
of static was followed then by a high pitched tone

1216
01:00:52,239 --> 01:00:55,719
that you might get before feedback, except it didn't stop.

1217
01:00:55,800 --> 01:01:00,000
It dug into his jaw like dental drills, and his

1218
01:01:00,119 --> 01:01:03,360
teeth started to hurt. Sounds like that voice to skull

1219
01:01:03,400 --> 01:01:08,199
stuff we've heard about. Yes, yes, yes, Torres. His voice

1220
01:01:08,239 --> 01:01:11,440
came through, but it was kind of distorted. It seems strange,

1221
01:01:11,840 --> 01:01:15,719
strange because there wouldn't usually never be any kind of

1222
01:01:15,760 --> 01:01:18,840
interference around here, and our equipment is checked thoroughly before

1223
01:01:18,840 --> 01:01:21,599
our shifts. He said something like, don't come up here,

1224
01:01:22,239 --> 01:01:24,800
but the feed died before I could confirm with him.

1225
01:01:24,800 --> 01:01:26,719
That was Torres, the officer who had gone ahead of him.

1226
01:01:27,000 --> 01:01:29,559
He said, I looked around when I noticed the glass.

1227
01:01:29,840 --> 01:01:33,079
The storefronts, every last one of them was covered in

1228
01:01:33,119 --> 01:01:36,880
a fine film like condensation. But it looked a little wrong.

1229
01:01:38,079 --> 01:01:41,719
It looked like the inside of a freezer after the

1230
01:01:41,760 --> 01:01:43,960
door had been left open too long. Some of them

1231
01:01:44,000 --> 01:01:52,480
had patterns, forming spirals, swirls, math math symbols, like fingerprints

1232
01:01:52,519 --> 01:01:55,920
made by something that didn't have fingers. The people still

1233
01:01:55,960 --> 01:01:59,760
inside were all standing still. By now. They weren't hiding

1234
01:02:00,079 --> 01:02:02,920
or screaming or anything like that. They were just standing.

1235
01:02:03,320 --> 01:02:05,840
Some of them looked like they were listening to something. Boy,

1236
01:02:05,880 --> 01:02:08,639
this sounds like that Steven Spielberg movie that's getting ready

1237
01:02:08,639 --> 01:02:12,559
to come out Disclosure. This thing goes on forever, but

1238
01:02:12,639 --> 01:02:13,480
it's fascinating.

1239
01:02:13,639 --> 01:02:15,519
Speaker 4: But dude, get to the part where the men in

1240
01:02:15,599 --> 01:02:16,519
black show up.

1241
01:02:16,800 --> 01:02:22,079
Speaker 3: Okay, One woman was mouthing something he couldn't hear. She

1242
01:02:22,239 --> 01:02:26,280
was smiling like she was praying. Blood was pouring out

1243
01:02:26,280 --> 01:02:29,239
both of her ears. This is gonna YouTube's gonna hate this.

1244
01:02:30,199 --> 01:02:33,119
I started toward the escalator when I heard this deep,

1245
01:02:33,320 --> 01:02:41,519
droning sound. It wasn't mechanical. It was organic organic. Oh uh,

1246
01:02:41,639 --> 01:02:46,079
let's see. Everything shifted like a depth perception trick. The

1247
01:02:46,159 --> 01:02:51,840
lights flickered. Okay, here we go. I didn't see the

1248
01:02:51,840 --> 01:02:54,639
thing everyone keeps talking about. I didn't see a ten

1249
01:02:54,679 --> 01:02:59,239
foot alien or whatever, not exactly anyway. What I saw

1250
01:02:59,519 --> 01:03:03,360
was this around the alien or creature, trying not to

1251
01:03:03,400 --> 01:03:07,360
be affected by its presence. It was like a light

1252
01:03:07,760 --> 01:03:11,960
was avoiding a spot where the alien was standing, and

1253
01:03:12,199 --> 01:03:16,800
space bent around the thing. It was like gravity didn't

1254
01:03:16,840 --> 01:03:18,800
know what to do with it. I only caught a

1255
01:03:18,800 --> 01:03:22,960
glimpse out of the corner of my eye. To quote thinkfully.

1256
01:03:25,719 --> 01:03:29,000
It was tall, sure, but not in a big guy way.

1257
01:03:29,159 --> 01:03:32,920
It was wrong and every proportion wrong. He keeps using

1258
01:03:32,920 --> 01:03:36,719
that word wrong. It was wrong. Its movement was like

1259
01:03:36,880 --> 01:03:41,159
frames skipping in a video. First here, then forward, then further.

1260
01:03:41,719 --> 01:03:43,840
It's funny. It's kind of how they describe UFOs. People

1261
01:03:43,920 --> 01:03:49,239
have seen them. Trres suddenly came stumbling down the escalator

1262
01:03:49,280 --> 01:03:52,599
on his own. His face was pale. There was a

1263
01:03:52,599 --> 01:03:55,280
wet stain down one leg. We can guess what that was.

1264
01:03:58,079 --> 01:04:01,280
His radio ripped right out and smashed it on. He

1265
01:04:01,360 --> 01:04:03,639
ripped his radio right out and smashed it on the tile.

1266
01:04:05,000 --> 01:04:06,960
I tried to calm him down. The guy says, and

1267
01:04:07,000 --> 01:04:09,559
he says, I won't answer it. I won't talking about

1268
01:04:09,840 --> 01:04:13,000
the radio. That's when two men came in. Let me

1269
01:04:13,079 --> 01:04:17,039
be clear, these guys were not cops, not ems, nothing

1270
01:04:17,119 --> 01:04:20,239
like that. They were wearing black coats with no patches.

1271
01:04:21,039 --> 01:04:24,440
They were also wearing earpieces. One of them flashed a badge,

1272
01:04:24,679 --> 01:04:27,360
but not badge as I'd ever seen. Normally, I would

1273
01:04:27,360 --> 01:04:29,840
have contested this or stopped them, but I had bigger

1274
01:04:29,880 --> 01:04:34,400
fish to fry. These guys didn't even glance at the bodies.

1275
01:04:34,440 --> 01:04:37,480
One of them just pointed at Tore Torres and said

1276
01:04:37,840 --> 01:04:42,440
he's not viable. They started walking toward me and Torres

1277
01:04:42,719 --> 01:04:46,679
telling me they needed to help him. It just felt

1278
01:04:46,719 --> 01:04:50,119
like everyone that day had lost their damn minds. I

1279
01:04:50,239 --> 01:04:52,920
told them to back up, that I would shoot unless

1280
01:04:52,920 --> 01:04:55,639
they properly identified themselves, but a third guy that I

1281
01:04:55,679 --> 01:04:58,679
didn't see came in and grabbed me from behind. Before

1282
01:04:58,719 --> 01:05:01,920
I could draw my firearm, one of the other ones

1283
01:05:01,960 --> 01:05:06,480
injected something into Torres's neck. He went limp immediately. What

1284
01:05:06,519 --> 01:05:07,239
are you laughing at?

1285
01:05:07,480 --> 01:05:11,480
Speaker 4: But the comments are great? You going.

1286
01:05:14,880 --> 01:05:16,559
Speaker 3: When you're the one is having me read this.

1287
01:05:16,880 --> 01:05:20,239
Speaker 4: No, it's fire. I'm loving this ship's nuts. I know

1288
01:05:20,280 --> 01:05:22,519
it's probably not real, but it's crazy.

1289
01:05:24,719 --> 01:05:27,440
Speaker 3: Uh. One of the other ones injected something in the

1290
01:05:27,519 --> 01:05:30,400
torres his neck. He went limp immediately. There was no

1291
01:05:30,440 --> 01:05:34,239
spasm or resistance. They didn't tell me who they were exactly,

1292
01:05:34,320 --> 01:05:37,559
just that they were my superiors. More cops arrived. This

1293
01:05:37,760 --> 01:05:41,920
calmed me down. If they if they had come out

1294
01:05:41,920 --> 01:05:44,119
here for this, then I knew I was in deep shit.

1295
01:05:44,920 --> 01:05:47,480
They told me I was to leave through the east entrance.

1296
01:05:48,480 --> 01:05:50,360
They told me not to look back, and then I

1297
01:05:50,480 --> 01:05:55,679
was lucky to be given a second chance. Good lord,

1298
01:05:55,760 --> 01:05:58,599
this keeps going. Huh, all right.

1299
01:05:59,000 --> 01:06:01,559
Speaker 4: It's weird at the end. But the guy, the men

1300
01:06:01,599 --> 01:06:04,679
in black are just weird, dude, It's like really weird.

1301
01:06:04,920 --> 01:06:09,360
Speaker 3: Yms arrived said there were no injuries. The guy said

1302
01:06:09,400 --> 01:06:11,480
that there are bodies in there, and they said, yeah,

1303
01:06:11,480 --> 01:06:16,480
but there are no injuries. Someone gave him a small

1304
01:06:16,559 --> 01:06:19,639
sealed foil packet and told him to dissolve it under

1305
01:06:19,639 --> 01:06:23,360
his tongue right away, and he did that, and I

1306
01:06:23,400 --> 01:06:27,280
guess he survived obviously, But yeah, anyway, all right.

1307
01:06:27,239 --> 01:06:30,280
Speaker 4: So then he goes to work, right and He goes

1308
01:06:30,320 --> 01:06:33,440
to his captain. He's like, can you read that part?

1309
01:06:33,639 --> 01:06:36,480
I mean, it's just hilariously weird, dude.

1310
01:06:37,000 --> 01:06:46,320
Speaker 3: Okay, let me see, he said. The lights when he

1311
01:06:46,360 --> 01:06:48,199
looked back at the mall, the lights were going out

1312
01:06:48,239 --> 01:06:50,039
one by one at the mall, like it was being

1313
01:06:50,039 --> 01:06:53,719
shut down. Boy, he wrote a lot of shit. I

1314
01:06:53,760 --> 01:06:55,400
wonder if AI wrote this. What do you think?

1315
01:06:55,920 --> 01:06:58,039
Speaker 4: Probably? But it's still fire.

1316
01:06:58,199 --> 01:07:03,159
Speaker 3: Okay, he said. Usually when recalling a memory, I'm really

1317
01:07:03,199 --> 01:07:05,920
good at having a full picture, But for this I can't.

1318
01:07:06,239 --> 01:07:08,440
I can't make one. I can barely get a flash.

1319
01:07:08,559 --> 01:07:11,880
There are memories in my head, the words to describe

1320
01:07:11,880 --> 01:07:14,960
what I saw, the general events that took place, but

1321
01:07:15,079 --> 01:07:19,880
there isn't a picture visible. The next day, Base I

1322
01:07:20,000 --> 01:07:22,679
was fully open again. There was no caution tape, no cops,

1323
01:07:22,679 --> 01:07:25,280
no crime scene. It was like nothing happened, not even

1324
01:07:25,320 --> 01:07:28,360
a speck of blood. The news ran a segment that

1325
01:07:28,519 --> 01:07:33,679
night minor fire causes evacuation at Baseie Marketplace. No injuries reported.

1326
01:07:34,920 --> 01:07:37,519
Oh I don't see anything about Oh okay, he says.

1327
01:07:38,199 --> 01:07:40,159
I went to see our sergeant the next morning and

1328
01:07:40,199 --> 01:07:43,440
asked him if he had heard from Torres. He stared

1329
01:07:43,440 --> 01:07:45,440
at me a beat too long and said, you mean

1330
01:07:45,480 --> 01:07:49,719
Torres from traffic and I said, no, Officer Marcos Torres Patrol.

1331
01:07:50,239 --> 01:07:52,320
He was partnered with me a few nights ago. He

1332
01:07:52,360 --> 01:07:55,800
frowned and said, you've been solo for the last month,

1333
01:07:55,960 --> 01:08:00,360
right since Morales transferred out. I didn't say anything. He

1334
01:08:00,400 --> 01:08:02,320
clapped me on the shoulder and said, maybe take a

1335
01:08:02,320 --> 01:08:05,280
couple of personal days. You've been running too hard. I

1336
01:08:05,440 --> 01:08:10,960
just nodded, all right, Wow, you don't think that's weird. Yeah,

1337
01:08:11,000 --> 01:08:12,079
it's weird for sure.

1338
01:08:12,119 --> 01:08:16,880
Speaker 4: I mean, dude, seriously, I mean the amount of cops

1339
01:08:16,880 --> 01:08:18,880
there was nuts for fireworks.

1340
01:08:19,399 --> 01:08:23,000
Speaker 3: Oh, it was insane. Yeah. Yeah, No, it is Miami.

1341
01:08:23,039 --> 01:08:26,479
There are a lot of cops there. No, I'm with you.

1342
01:08:27,000 --> 01:08:27,640
Very strange.

1343
01:08:28,840 --> 01:08:31,199
Speaker 4: I mean, people love you reading, dude.

1344
01:08:31,239 --> 01:08:32,800
Speaker 3: Very strange. Yeah, it sounds like I just saw a

1345
01:08:32,800 --> 01:08:33,880
bunch of yawns in there.

1346
01:08:34,359 --> 01:08:38,520
Speaker 4: No, they're just everybody loves your reading. We should have

1347
01:08:38,560 --> 01:08:39,399
you read one.

1348
01:08:41,039 --> 01:08:43,119
Speaker 3: Dude you sent me or No, I saw you share

1349
01:08:43,159 --> 01:08:50,079
this on a on on Instagram. I don't know what

1350
01:08:50,159 --> 01:08:53,920
else to call it other than ozimpic. Bottom have you heard?

1351
01:08:54,880 --> 01:08:58,439
Apparently ozimpic is having some unforeseen side effects for the

1352
01:08:58,520 --> 01:09:03,840
gay population. Viecially those who would be bottoms. This is

1353
01:09:03,920 --> 01:09:08,239
from out dot com. Out magazine says ozimpic and other

1354
01:09:08,319 --> 01:09:11,319
GLP one weight loss medications are being heralded as a

1355
01:09:11,359 --> 01:09:13,840
miracle drug, and they likely are for people with real

1356
01:09:13,880 --> 01:09:18,760
health concerns, but they've also had distressing negative effects, including

1357
01:09:18,800 --> 01:09:23,039
an increase in toxic body image issues in the queer community.

1358
01:09:23,399 --> 01:09:26,720
But here's possibly the worst of them all, Sam and

1359
01:09:26,760 --> 01:09:29,479
I'm sure you'll agree with me if you can get

1360
01:09:29,520 --> 01:09:34,880
out of the comments. Uh, can you bottom while taking ozimpic?

1361
01:09:35,000 --> 01:09:39,680
Is the subhead here. It says ozimpic is causing digestive

1362
01:09:39,720 --> 01:09:44,239
problems associated with the drugs that could make bottoming more difficult.

1363
01:09:46,319 --> 01:09:48,960
This doesn't get talked about enough word law, and it

1364
01:09:49,039 --> 01:09:53,800
should that some guy gagindro. He says common side effects

1365
01:09:53,800 --> 01:09:58,319
like constricution, bloating, and cramping can absolutely affect how something

1366
01:09:58,479 --> 01:09:59,960
feels physically large.

1367
01:10:00,079 --> 01:10:04,279
Speaker 4: God, it's like it's a real world, dude, gay man.

1368
01:10:04,399 --> 01:10:09,920
Speaker 3: Those symptoms can make intercourse uncomfortable. So the bottom is

1369
01:10:09,920 --> 01:10:10,439
a new phrase.

1370
01:10:10,760 --> 01:10:13,479
Speaker 4: Oh, I thought I thought it was because in the

1371
01:10:13,560 --> 01:10:17,760
great in the words of the Great Claude Shires, I

1372
01:10:17,840 --> 01:10:20,520
thought it would make you your ass like a bag

1373
01:10:20,560 --> 01:10:22,720
of deer antlers there you have no meat.

1374
01:10:25,319 --> 01:10:27,439
Speaker 3: No, it's not that that would be a problem, more

1375
01:10:27,439 --> 01:10:29,960
for the top than the bottom, I would assume. Uh

1376
01:10:30,000 --> 01:10:32,399
So Justin Timberlake got a.

1377
01:10:33,279 --> 01:10:35,600
Speaker 4: Johnny you gotta talk about afro Man too.

1378
01:10:36,000 --> 01:10:40,000
Speaker 3: Oh, we'll get to that. Yeah, I mean that was

1379
01:10:40,039 --> 01:10:41,600
I was kind of saving that for the end because

1380
01:10:41,600 --> 01:10:45,119
that's kind of like the heat. But I got Timberlateke

1381
01:10:45,119 --> 01:10:46,960
pulled up, so we'll just do that. Timber, like a

1382
01:10:46,960 --> 01:10:51,800
couple of years ago, got a dui and it the

1383
01:10:51,880 --> 01:10:55,399
video just came out. I guess somebody foided or something.

1384
01:10:55,760 --> 01:10:55,920
Speaker 4: And.

1385
01:10:57,399 --> 01:10:58,600
Speaker 3: Bro is ship face.

1386
01:10:58,720 --> 01:10:59,000
Speaker 4: Dude.

1387
01:10:59,039 --> 01:11:00,520
Speaker 3: Have you seen the footage of him?

1388
01:11:00,720 --> 01:11:04,439
Speaker 4: Have you ever seen the video of Justin Timberlake coming

1389
01:11:04,479 --> 01:11:08,760
out in the tunnel tweaking his balls off like he's

1390
01:11:08,800 --> 01:11:09,479
on something.

1391
01:11:09,560 --> 01:11:12,800
Speaker 3: Dude, his eyes and he's like, no, I just know

1392
01:11:12,920 --> 01:11:15,479
in this video he's ship faced. But the funny thing

1393
01:11:15,560 --> 01:11:18,119
is how this police officer has no idea who he is.

1394
01:11:18,199 --> 01:11:22,600
It seems. Check this out. This is great because you're

1395
01:11:23,199 --> 01:11:25,720
veering off to the left and then you're not stopping.

1396
01:11:25,359 --> 01:11:26,159
Speaker 2: At the stop signs.

1397
01:11:27,319 --> 01:11:28,000
Speaker 5: Sorry about that?

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01:11:28,680 --> 01:11:31,640
Speaker 2: This this your vehicle? Whose vehicle is it? It's just

1399
01:11:32,800 --> 01:11:36,000
a rental. Okay, do you have any registration with it?

1400
01:11:36,079 --> 01:11:37,479
Do you don't? They can put in the cloud box

1401
01:11:38,840 --> 01:11:41,960
check what do you visit him?

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01:11:42,079 --> 01:11:45,159
Speaker 4: Yeah? I wonder if he has O jampick bottom if

1403
01:11:45,159 --> 01:11:46,479
that's affecting his driving?

1404
01:11:48,399 --> 01:11:50,479
Speaker 2: What a world tour doing?

1405
01:11:50,520 --> 01:11:54,439
Speaker 5: What? Oh?

1406
01:11:54,760 --> 01:11:55,600
Speaker 2: Hard to explain.

1407
01:11:57,680 --> 01:11:59,920
Speaker 4: He's just like, I'm fucking justin Timberlake.

1408
01:12:00,159 --> 01:12:06,239
Speaker 1: Do well to, I'm justin tiber Lake.

1409
01:12:08,800 --> 01:12:12,319
Speaker 2: What's what's your name? Just you are justin Timlake?

1410
01:12:12,439 --> 01:12:12,840
Speaker 5: Yeah?

1411
01:12:13,000 --> 01:12:15,880
Speaker 2: Do you have a license with me? And then you

1412
01:12:15,880 --> 01:12:17,800
can put your in front of your lap to stay

1413
01:12:17,920 --> 01:12:22,159
just like that. Okay, you can field it to this guilty.

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01:12:21,840 --> 01:12:27,880
Speaker 8: So on one thousand two, one thousand and three, one thousand,

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01:12:28,279 --> 01:12:30,840
one thousand five, one thousand.

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01:12:30,640 --> 01:12:35,359
Speaker 2: Alright, that's all good, all right, all right, By.

1417
01:12:35,199 --> 01:12:36,239
Speaker 7: The way, these are like.

1418
01:12:38,039 --> 01:12:40,279
Speaker 5: These are like really hard says.

1419
01:12:40,920 --> 01:12:42,439
Speaker 2: So the way is a vice works? You just put

1420
01:12:42,439 --> 01:12:44,359
your lips over it and you blow up blow into

1421
01:12:44,359 --> 01:12:47,840
it like you're blown. Yeah, okay, all right.

1422
01:12:48,760 --> 01:12:51,119
Speaker 4: Well that means you're guilty if you do that, which

1423
01:12:51,199 --> 01:12:52,720
is a total bullshits.

1424
01:12:53,640 --> 01:12:56,439
Speaker 2: You're under the rest for suspicion, dragon intoxicated.

1425
01:12:56,800 --> 01:12:59,840
Speaker 4: There has to be a moment of talking. What is

1426
01:13:00,039 --> 01:13:03,840
help me hold on, hold on, this.

1427
01:13:03,760 --> 01:13:06,000
Speaker 2: Is the registration ve stays with the vehicle.

1428
01:13:06,039 --> 01:13:07,720
Speaker 1: Okay, I have his fault.

1429
01:13:08,680 --> 01:13:11,079
Speaker 9: Can you guys please just do me a favor because

1430
01:13:11,119 --> 01:13:12,159
you loved Bye Bye Bye.

1431
01:13:12,319 --> 01:13:16,039
Speaker 4: You're exactly let me ask him if he.

1432
01:13:16,000 --> 01:13:17,199
Speaker 3: Wants me to give him his foul.

1433
01:13:18,720 --> 01:13:20,159
Speaker 2: So it's not gonna be a long thing. I'll let

1434
01:13:20,159 --> 01:13:23,199
you walk up so the stops because.

1435
01:13:24,479 --> 01:13:28,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, dude, he you know, he got off

1436
01:13:28,640 --> 01:13:31,880
really easy on that Janet Jackson thing, like he didn't

1437
01:13:31,880 --> 01:13:35,079
get any ship. Jany Jackson got all the ship dude.

1438
01:13:35,159 --> 01:13:37,399
Speaker 3: So there was one other funny thing when he got books.

1439
01:13:37,720 --> 01:13:39,439
He had a really good sense of humor about it.

1440
01:13:39,479 --> 01:13:41,840
So check this out, dude. This is hilarious. Well this

1441
01:13:41,920 --> 01:13:44,199
is when, So this is now that he's back at.

1442
01:13:44,039 --> 01:13:46,960
Speaker 4: The Bye Bye Bye.

1443
01:13:46,479 --> 01:13:49,720
Speaker 3: Now that he's at the booking or where we at

1444
01:13:49,720 --> 01:13:52,159
booking at the police station, listen to this. This is great.

1445
01:13:58,000 --> 01:14:10,680
Speaker 10: Why he's skidding, Yeah, dude, I mean he's been he's

1446
01:14:10,680 --> 01:14:11,640
been railing it.

1447
01:14:11,840 --> 01:14:15,560
Speaker 4: He's been redlining it forever. Everyone else has fallen off.

1448
01:14:15,680 --> 01:14:20,039
He's kept going and it just was a matter of time. Johnny.

1449
01:14:20,039 --> 01:14:24,560
Can you look up justin Timberlake walking out looking like

1450
01:14:24,600 --> 01:14:27,359
he's on drugs. Can you do that? I knew he's

1451
01:14:27,399 --> 01:14:29,760
in trouble back then. I'm like, Oh, this guy's tweaking

1452
01:14:29,880 --> 01:14:35,960
his balls off, dude, I mean just tweaking his balls off.

1453
01:14:37,159 --> 01:14:39,479
And everybody's like, oh, this is a public stunt to

1454
01:14:39,479 --> 01:14:42,960
get worded out for his new tour. What like, dude,

1455
01:14:42,960 --> 01:14:44,840
he might not be able to tour soon. Play. I mean,

1456
01:14:44,880 --> 01:14:46,840
they're gonna let him because he's just in Timberlake.

1457
01:14:47,359 --> 01:14:51,600
Speaker 3: What's he doing driving himself anyway? He's justin Timberlake, I know, dude.

1458
01:14:52,680 --> 01:14:54,520
Speaker 4: I mean how shit face was the other chick.

1459
01:14:54,600 --> 01:14:57,199
Speaker 3: She's like, I can't, dude, what's he walking out of

1460
01:14:57,279 --> 01:14:59,479
because it's all all the duy shit's coming up now

1461
01:14:59,479 --> 01:15:00,319
that that happened.

1462
01:15:00,319 --> 01:15:06,359
Speaker 4: Concert, walking out in concert, like coming out on stage tunnel. Yeah,

1463
01:15:06,399 --> 01:15:09,279
he's coming out of tunnel singing and he's tweaking his

1464
01:15:09,399 --> 01:15:18,319
balls off. It's so crazy. Uh So it's really funny, Johnny,

1465
01:15:18,359 --> 01:15:25,479
because like when justin Timberlake left in Sync, right, a

1466
01:15:25,479 --> 01:15:27,600
bunch of the guys on the band, I gotta look

1467
01:15:27,640 --> 01:15:30,119
up the members of the band, members of just of

1468
01:15:30,479 --> 01:15:33,600
in Sync, members of in Sync.

1469
01:15:34,159 --> 01:15:38,039
Speaker 3: Okay, so Patrick, you can get your ass kicked.

1470
01:15:38,479 --> 01:15:42,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, So don't you love that Joy Fittone is the

1471
01:15:42,880 --> 01:15:45,439
is fat One. I mean it's the best thing ever.

1472
01:15:45,600 --> 01:15:47,319
Speaker 3: Was Chris Kirkpatrick and the Backstreet Boys?

1473
01:15:47,399 --> 01:15:51,800
Speaker 4: Or yeah no, he's an in sync Chris Kirkpatrick.

1474
01:15:51,399 --> 01:15:54,479
Speaker 3: Right here, Sam, let me look, just tell me if

1475
01:15:54,520 --> 01:15:57,079
this is it, because this is from TMZ saying he's

1476
01:15:57,079 --> 01:15:58,840
not under the influence. But this must be what you're

1477
01:15:58,880 --> 01:15:59,439
talking about.

1478
01:15:59,279 --> 01:16:01,640
Speaker 4: Right, Oh yeah, for sure. Look at that you walking.

1479
01:16:01,359 --> 01:16:03,119
Speaker 3: Around the same time too, this because this was in

1480
01:16:03,159 --> 01:16:06,800
twenty the arrest was in twenty twenty four.

1481
01:16:10,159 --> 01:16:14,039
Speaker 4: Look at those eyeballs, dude. Oh my god, he's he's

1482
01:16:14,079 --> 01:16:17,520
so coked up. Dude, he is so cooked up. And

1483
01:16:17,560 --> 01:16:20,479
that chick's like, oh my god, he's so high right now.

1484
01:16:20,680 --> 01:16:24,479
Speaker 3: Look at those eyes, dude, Yeah, look at those eyes, dude, Like, dude,

1485
01:16:24,520 --> 01:16:27,079
he looks like that chick that was greeting Trump the

1486
01:16:27,079 --> 01:16:29,439
other day at the State of the Union like a

1487
01:16:29,439 --> 01:16:30,199
lizard person with.

1488
01:16:30,199 --> 01:16:32,079
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, no, you know what he looks like. He

1489
01:16:32,239 --> 01:16:34,399
was a Miami cop who just saw something weird in

1490
01:16:34,479 --> 01:16:37,840
them all. That's what his eyes look like. What I

1491
01:16:38,039 --> 01:16:38,960
just see dude.

1492
01:16:39,600 --> 01:16:40,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, I get what you're saying.

1493
01:16:41,000 --> 01:16:45,319
Speaker 4: Tweaking his balls up. So anyways, so and this happened

1494
01:16:45,319 --> 01:16:51,119
to what was what was Beyonce's first first bam what was.

1495
01:16:51,039 --> 01:16:52,760
Speaker 3: It called Destiny's Child?

1496
01:16:52,800 --> 01:16:58,800
Speaker 4: Sam okay, okay, so here we go, girl group, here

1497
01:16:58,840 --> 01:17:03,319
we go, so Destney's Child, right, So this is how

1498
01:17:03,359 --> 01:17:06,239
you know who who the industry is about. So Justin

1499
01:17:06,319 --> 01:17:09,920
Timberlake comes, so Instinct's done. All the guys in the

1500
01:17:09,920 --> 01:17:12,800
band try to get their own thing going. Justin Timberlake's

1501
01:17:13,800 --> 01:17:16,920
album comes out and it does well. But then J. C.

1502
01:17:17,600 --> 01:17:23,039
Chase or whatever his name is, it's C. H. A. S.

1503
01:17:23,079 --> 01:17:26,720
E Z. He comes out with a single and it

1504
01:17:26,840 --> 01:17:31,920
hits harder than Justin Timberlakes did, but the industry didn't

1505
01:17:31,960 --> 01:17:35,359
care because they were pushing Justin Timberlake for it. Same

1506
01:17:35,399 --> 01:17:38,960
thing happened with Destney's Child, So you know, Beyonce is

1507
01:17:39,000 --> 01:17:42,640
coming out, but then Kelly Kelly Rowland puts out a

1508
01:17:42,640 --> 01:17:46,760
single and it does better then Beyonce's, but they didn't

1509
01:17:46,760 --> 01:17:49,279
care because they're like, Nope, this is who we're pushing

1510
01:17:49,319 --> 01:17:52,560
forward and both of them fell off after that. You

1511
01:17:52,600 --> 01:17:54,520
don't have the machine behind you.

1512
01:17:54,520 --> 01:17:58,760
Speaker 3: You are ft in middle school, I had this I

1513
01:17:58,880 --> 01:18:01,560
won at like a uh thing.

1514
01:18:01,880 --> 01:18:03,399
Speaker 4: Who could go alonger without pooping?

1515
01:18:03,800 --> 01:18:05,760
Speaker 3: No, No, I wish I would win every time.

1516
01:18:06,159 --> 01:18:06,239
Speaker 5: No.

1517
01:18:06,359 --> 01:18:10,960
Speaker 3: I won this single Destiny's Child single CD, and I

1518
01:18:10,520 --> 01:18:14,079
uh spanked it to the images on that CD. Probably

1519
01:18:14,680 --> 01:18:16,520
I don't know, hundred times in a year.

1520
01:18:16,560 --> 01:18:20,159
Speaker 4: Maybe ny I jerked off the hot chicks on CDs too.

1521
01:18:20,239 --> 01:18:21,399
I jerked off the poison.

1522
01:18:21,960 --> 01:18:25,000
Speaker 3: The kids today don't understand. They just don't understand what

1523
01:18:25,039 --> 01:18:25,319
it was like.

1524
01:18:26,159 --> 01:18:28,920
Speaker 4: It's just I have this joke about that. I told

1525
01:18:29,000 --> 01:18:32,119
the story. But when I did the bikini contest and

1526
01:18:32,159 --> 01:18:35,600
the chick shoulder snatch and everyone went nuts, and like

1527
01:18:35,640 --> 01:18:39,039
nobody cares. Now the snatch is like the US dollar.

1528
01:18:39,079 --> 01:18:41,359
They printed too much of it. It's just it's not

1529
01:18:41,439 --> 01:18:42,479
worth anything anymore.

1530
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Speaker 3: En counterfeited.

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Speaker 4: It's your grandpa, dude. You had to literally get a bike,

1538
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a bike wheel of pumper to get try to get

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it bigger, not anymore, dude. We got technology on our side.

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Speaker 3: That's a real thing, that pump thing.

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Speaker 4: It's real. It's like, ah, it's ridiculous. Brick up, dude, brick.

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1566
01:20:39,000 --> 01:20:41,159
rip that ship up with your meat hammer.

1567
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Speaker 4: You know else I think for sponsoring the show.

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Speaker 3: It's well, I know who it is. I was gonna say,

1572
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fast growing trees.

1573
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Speaker 4: Fast growing trees, dude, I love dude. I like mega

1574
01:21:01,199 --> 01:21:04,600
fast trees, dude, Fast growing trees. Boom boom boom boom

1575
01:21:04,640 --> 01:21:05,079
bang pow.

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Speaker 3: I just got one of my trees in the mail

1577
01:21:09,079 --> 01:21:11,239
the other day. That's how it works. They send it

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01:21:11,319 --> 01:21:13,720
to you in the mail, very well packaged. I got

1579
01:21:14,439 --> 01:21:18,520
a clementine tree, an orange tree. It's already it's already

1580
01:21:18,560 --> 01:21:20,840
got flowers on it. I just got a few days Johnny.

1581
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Speaker 4: Great for the environment.

1582
01:21:23,840 --> 01:21:26,239
Speaker 3: I'll tell you guys. The Fast Growing Trees website. This

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is truly Uh I've noticed I'm saying truly a lot.

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Speaker 4: Johnny, I didn't want to say anything. We're going to

1585
01:21:32,079 --> 01:21:34,119
do an intervention from that show.

1586
01:21:34,399 --> 01:21:36,319
Speaker 3: I got to cut it down a little bit. Uh So,

1587
01:21:37,720 --> 01:21:40,159
got avocado trees here you can. You can start with

1588
01:21:40,199 --> 01:21:40,880
those if you wish.

1589
01:21:41,359 --> 01:21:45,479
Speaker 4: Look at those, dude. Look at those hanging babies right there. Dude.

1590
01:21:45,800 --> 01:21:48,119
Speaker 3: They have all the plants your yard or home kneedes.

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Like I said, fruit trees, privacy trees, flowering trees, shrubs, houseplants,

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arrive healthy, mother's nature's nuts. It's like your local nursery,

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but anywhere you live with more plants than you'll find

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anywhere else. Whatever you're looking for, Fast Growing Trees helps

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you're in on their website, and then it tells you

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all the plants that will thrive in the zone that

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you live in. Fast Growing Trees makes it easy to

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your plants will arrive happy and healthy. No green thumb required,

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people like Sam who didn't grow up with a green thumb.

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help you plan your landscaping, choose the right plants, and

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learn how to care for them every step of the way. Again,

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I love ours. It's already in the yard here and

1613
01:22:59,239 --> 01:23:02,279
it's flowering all within a week it was. It's a

1614
01:23:02,319 --> 01:23:03,680
beautiful little tree and you can.

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Speaker 4: Get Let's go save humanity right there, dude.

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Speaker 4: We love them the best. Johnny again, truly, Johnny, you did, Johnny.

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I'm gonna show you something crazy. Are you ready? I

1637
01:24:11,520 --> 01:24:12,720
want you to watch this video.

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Speaker 5: Whoa, whoa whoa?

1639
01:24:14,880 --> 01:24:21,039
Speaker 4: Watch at the end of the video, watch this. Whoa?

1640
01:24:21,119 --> 01:24:21,640
Speaker 5: What is that?

1641
01:24:21,920 --> 01:24:25,279
Speaker 4: Johnny? Does that look like something out of like, what

1642
01:24:25,560 --> 01:24:29,479
what is that? Show that Stranger Things? Does that look

1643
01:24:29,600 --> 01:24:32,600
like Stranger Things? Right there? Totally wait?

1644
01:24:32,640 --> 01:24:33,720
Speaker 3: Can you just let it play again?

1645
01:24:36,359 --> 01:24:36,840
Speaker 7: Tree? Right?

1646
01:24:38,880 --> 01:24:39,279
Speaker 4: Let me cut.

1647
01:24:56,199 --> 01:24:56,720
Speaker 3: It's a tree.

1648
01:24:56,840 --> 01:24:57,000
Speaker 1: Look.

1649
01:24:57,079 --> 01:24:59,159
Speaker 3: Look the stump goes down to the ground. It's a tree.

1650
01:24:59,760 --> 01:25:03,039
Speaker 4: That's a tree. But Johnny, why isn't it here? Why

1651
01:25:03,159 --> 01:25:03,600
isn't here?

1652
01:25:04,199 --> 01:25:06,159
Speaker 3: Look they're panting and they're like looking over here, and

1653
01:25:06,199 --> 01:25:07,279
then moving to the left.

1654
01:25:11,760 --> 01:25:25,880
Speaker 4: That's not tree, Ny, it's not tree. It's not tree. Left.

1655
01:25:25,920 --> 01:25:28,359
He kind of a little Okay, I'm gonna disagree with

1656
01:25:28,439 --> 01:25:31,319
you and say it's not tree. Someone just nailed it.

1657
01:25:31,640 --> 01:25:36,159
It says Nimrod. It's Nimrod. Yeah, and Jack wacky Jackie's right,

1658
01:25:36,359 --> 01:25:39,800
you own everything, Johnny. You're like the least fun person ever.

1659
01:25:40,880 --> 01:25:42,840
I gotta, I gotta, I gotta do this.

1660
01:25:43,600 --> 01:25:46,239
Speaker 3: You shall know the truth, and the truth shall make

1661
01:25:46,520 --> 01:25:46,960
you free.

1662
01:25:47,600 --> 01:25:52,239
Speaker 4: That was super crazy. That was super super crazy. Dude,

1663
01:25:52,560 --> 01:25:56,600
you don't like us, what you know, I'm just saying

1664
01:25:56,680 --> 01:25:58,720
that weird thing from Stranger Things.

1665
01:25:58,960 --> 01:26:03,760
Speaker 3: Oh that tree? Yeah that uh yeah, obvious tree was

1666
01:26:03,840 --> 01:26:07,880
very creepy. Uh So, afro man is would you say

1667
01:26:07,960 --> 01:26:11,359
he's maybe the greatest American hero right now? Would you

1668
01:26:11,359 --> 01:26:11,640
say that.

1669
01:26:13,520 --> 01:26:15,199
Speaker 4: Greatest trial of all time?

1670
01:26:16,159 --> 01:26:19,159
Speaker 3: Were all we haven't recorded since this went viral and

1671
01:26:19,439 --> 01:26:24,199
his trial finished, but afromn So cops like busted down

1672
01:26:24,239 --> 01:26:29,680
his door on a bogus tip and uh right, what

1673
01:26:29,840 --> 01:26:34,800
what is it that I used to say about Dice

1674
01:26:35,279 --> 01:26:36,920
that he rifled through his affairs?

1675
01:26:37,079 --> 01:26:37,520
Speaker 4: Remember that?

1676
01:26:37,760 --> 01:26:47,720
Speaker 3: Remember that's they rifled through his affairs? They Uh so

1677
01:26:48,079 --> 01:26:53,039
what he did was he made disk tracks about every

1678
01:26:53,119 --> 01:26:55,520
single one of the officers that he caught on camera

1679
01:26:56,279 --> 01:26:59,199
busting into his house based on this false tip, and

1680
01:27:00,359 --> 01:27:04,760
so it couldn't be funnier. They played and read the lyrics.

1681
01:27:05,359 --> 01:27:07,039
They played some of the songs and read some of

1682
01:27:07,039 --> 01:27:11,039
the lyrics at the trial and just the crocodile tears

1683
01:27:11,079 --> 01:27:13,079
because what happened is they sued him then for the

1684
01:27:13,199 --> 01:27:17,479
song the cops did foolishly uh and and this is

1685
01:27:17,600 --> 01:27:20,800
the the result. The result is some of the funniest

1686
01:27:20,800 --> 01:27:21,960
footage ever ever.

1687
01:27:23,000 --> 01:27:25,640
Speaker 4: It is so funny when he plays that and the

1688
01:27:25,760 --> 01:27:27,000
chick starts crying.

1689
01:27:27,039 --> 01:27:30,560
Speaker 3: His officer Lisa breaking down in court when they play

1690
01:27:30,680 --> 01:27:32,840
the disc track about her. Here you go check this

1691
01:27:32,920 --> 01:27:34,960
out second.

1692
01:28:27,479 --> 01:28:32,880
Speaker 4: How good does he feel right now? He's jamming out

1693
01:28:32,960 --> 01:28:46,439
to it too. The video is hilarious. She has a

1694
01:28:46,560 --> 01:29:00,199
fat chick chasing around a bunch of hot chicks. The dude,

1695
01:29:00,239 --> 01:29:03,239
that was great. You know, my cousin's a cop. But

1696
01:29:03,399 --> 01:29:05,359
I'm sorry, but that was fucking hilarious.

1697
01:29:05,680 --> 01:29:09,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, they screwed up man and they stole money

1698
01:29:09,079 --> 01:29:11,840
from him. Yeah, they stole money, yeah, according to him. Yeah,

1699
01:29:12,399 --> 01:29:15,279
And I'm just like, sorry, dude, don't feel bad for you.

1700
01:29:15,319 --> 01:29:17,479
You shouldn't be able to take my money for nothing.

1701
01:29:18,800 --> 01:29:19,479
Here's another thing, and.

1702
01:29:19,560 --> 01:29:21,680
Speaker 4: He and he wan, dude, did you see the Are

1703
01:29:21,680 --> 01:29:23,000
you gonna play the one with the cop when he

1704
01:29:23,079 --> 01:29:24,199
asked them cross exam?

1705
01:29:24,960 --> 01:29:25,159
Speaker 7: Yeah?

1706
01:29:25,239 --> 01:29:26,239
Speaker 4: Oh yeah yeah.

1707
01:29:26,319 --> 01:29:29,439
Speaker 3: So one of the cops in the security footage there,

1708
01:29:29,720 --> 01:29:32,199
he had some lemon Afroman had lemon pound cake on

1709
01:29:32,359 --> 01:29:35,079
his kitchen table, and this cop like took an extra

1710
01:29:35,199 --> 01:29:37,680
long time looking at this fat cop. So he did

1711
01:29:37,760 --> 01:29:40,640
a whole song which has gone viral. All the songs

1712
01:29:40,760 --> 01:29:43,079
gone viral, but this one like went through the roof

1713
01:29:44,399 --> 01:29:46,680
called lemon pound cake. Uh, and we'll just play that

1714
01:29:47,000 --> 01:29:48,000
the cross exam here.

1715
01:29:49,800 --> 01:29:55,680
Speaker 8: Sorry, Sean, you were called officer pound cake by mister Forman.

1716
01:29:56,119 --> 01:29:57,399
Speaker 5: Multiple times.

1717
01:29:58,800 --> 01:30:01,399
Speaker 2: Cakes that work from different people.

1718
01:30:01,800 --> 01:30:05,319
Speaker 8: Okay, And the context of that name comes from a

1719
01:30:05,520 --> 01:30:07,399
music video that mister Forman created.

1720
01:30:07,479 --> 01:30:07,760
Speaker 5: Correct.

1721
01:30:07,880 --> 01:30:11,359
Speaker 4: I don't know where he got it at. Youd have

1722
01:30:11,520 --> 01:30:17,840
to that question. Yeah, I'm going to play with mark.

1723
01:30:18,760 --> 01:30:20,359
Speaker 3: I don't know where he got it at.

1724
01:30:21,840 --> 01:30:22,760
Speaker 1: I'd like you to watch it.

1725
01:30:29,640 --> 01:30:38,039
Speaker 4: Mhm. But it's telling.

1726
01:30:47,319 --> 01:31:05,279
Speaker 7: Kidnapping victims. He made this ship, wanted to put down

1727
01:31:05,359 --> 01:31:05,840
his gun.

1728
01:31:06,560 --> 01:31:11,760
Speaker 4: He just kept poking at the poundcake.

1729
01:31:13,279 --> 01:31:17,960
Speaker 7: He wound up put down his living pay and then

1730
01:31:18,159 --> 01:31:22,199
until okay hes.

1731
01:31:27,840 --> 01:31:36,039
Speaker 11: Laving, Okay, okay, he's share, he's hungry and he's really good.

1732
01:31:36,279 --> 01:31:44,760
Speaker 7: Said he was sticking from me, he said, another slam.

1733
01:31:48,720 --> 01:32:03,640
Speaker 4: He just kept looking at the poundcake. Ah, this is

1734
01:32:03,720 --> 01:32:04,199
so great.

1735
01:32:05,079 --> 01:32:17,760
Speaker 12: Lemon pound cake, Lemon pound cake, Lemon pound cake, Lemon

1736
01:32:17,960 --> 01:32:24,279
pound cake, lemon pound cake, pound cake.

1737
01:32:24,920 --> 01:32:25,920
Speaker 4: That's fire days.

1738
01:32:40,159 --> 01:32:44,399
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it's camera is body cameras off and

1739
01:32:44,520 --> 01:32:45,239
he ate the cake?

1740
01:32:49,640 --> 01:32:50,960
Speaker 4: Can you jump to his reaction?

1741
01:32:51,399 --> 01:32:51,600
Speaker 7: Yeah?

1742
01:33:05,000 --> 01:33:06,039
Speaker 3: They even let it get his tag.

1743
01:33:06,199 --> 01:33:14,680
Speaker 13: Then, so you've seen an exhibit, right, you would admit

1744
01:33:14,760 --> 01:33:19,840
that you the walking by the counter and that is

1745
01:33:20,279 --> 01:33:21,960
security footage from the search.

1746
01:33:25,760 --> 01:33:27,039
Speaker 4: Did you look at the pound cake?

1747
01:33:30,000 --> 01:33:30,680
Speaker 5: That was.

1748
01:33:33,920 --> 01:33:34,439
Speaker 3: So funny?

1749
01:33:34,479 --> 01:33:37,000
Speaker 4: Bro, Bro, do you have the other one where he

1750
01:33:37,079 --> 01:33:41,520
asked him about the cops wife? Let me, Oh, that's

1751
01:33:41,600 --> 01:33:44,199
the best one of them all. That just ended the

1752
01:33:44,239 --> 01:33:44,600
whole thing.

1753
01:33:44,640 --> 01:33:47,199
Speaker 3: You're talking about, the one where the guy's his ex

1754
01:33:47,279 --> 01:33:48,279
wife is on the stand.

1755
01:33:48,920 --> 01:33:51,680
Speaker 4: No, uh, I'll show you.

1756
01:33:51,880 --> 01:33:55,079
Speaker 3: I'll show you what is in the search. Just search

1757
01:33:55,199 --> 01:33:57,279
afro man wife here. You tell me it's not this

1758
01:33:57,359 --> 01:33:58,399
one you're talking about.

1759
01:33:58,880 --> 01:34:02,159
Speaker 4: No guy, this one. Yeah, this is the best one

1760
01:34:02,199 --> 01:34:06,680
of them all. Dude, this is the best. Yeah. I

1761
01:34:06,720 --> 01:34:08,000
mean you lost and you.

1762
01:34:08,199 --> 01:34:14,720
Speaker 3: Got rocked in correcude wrecked and this is make it

1763
01:34:14,880 --> 01:34:17,359
sound like it ruined their life is the funniest part.

1764
01:34:17,479 --> 01:34:19,319
It's dude, Come on, this is what you guys do

1765
01:34:19,399 --> 01:34:22,479
to people all. Anybody who gets arrested, they're embarrassed, whether

1766
01:34:22,520 --> 01:34:24,680
they did it or not, and in that stain never

1767
01:34:24,800 --> 01:34:27,520
leaves even if they're later proven stick with them forever.

1768
01:34:28,039 --> 01:34:36,600
Speaker 4: Yeah. Good, good. So you're claiming that is yes, and

1769
01:34:36,680 --> 01:34:37,920
that's painted you in a false light.

1770
01:34:38,479 --> 01:34:41,520
Speaker 8: It's caused tremendous pain in my life.

1771
01:34:42,199 --> 01:34:42,720
Speaker 7: I'll get to that.

1772
01:34:42,840 --> 01:34:44,680
Speaker 4: We have to go through false light first. So does

1773
01:34:44,720 --> 01:34:45,680
it paint you in a false light?

1774
01:34:45,840 --> 01:34:47,960
Speaker 8: Yes, that my wife is cheating on me with mister format.

1775
01:34:48,720 --> 01:34:51,840
But we all know that's not true, correct, I don't know.

1776
01:34:55,279 --> 01:35:02,039
Speaker 4: Like, dude, you just shot yourself in the foot. Well play.

1777
01:35:02,840 --> 01:35:08,000
Speaker 3: They're in this interesting conundrum right where legally for them

1778
01:35:08,079 --> 01:35:10,920
to have been libeled or slandered or whatever is true

1779
01:35:10,920 --> 01:35:15,439
in this case, it has to be possible that somebody

1780
01:35:15,520 --> 01:35:19,239
could think the thing is true. So I can't say no,

1781
01:35:19,720 --> 01:35:23,199
that's not possible without just giving up the whole case,

1782
01:35:23,239 --> 01:35:25,119
So that's what he's doing there. It's clear that he's

1783
01:35:25,119 --> 01:35:27,399
just a lying piece of shit trying to get money. Uh,

1784
01:35:27,840 --> 01:35:31,079
and he can't get money unless he's like, yeah, he

1785
01:35:31,119 --> 01:35:32,159
could be boning to my wife.

1786
01:35:32,199 --> 01:35:36,079
Speaker 4: Bro, I don't know, but you don't know if you

1787
01:35:36,159 --> 01:35:37,000
watch cheat on you or not?

1788
01:35:38,800 --> 01:35:39,439
Speaker 5: You want to go there?

1789
01:35:39,840 --> 01:35:39,880
Speaker 14: No?

1790
01:35:40,039 --> 01:35:42,680
Speaker 4: I just want, Yeah I do, because that's the question with.

1791
01:35:42,720 --> 01:35:45,760
Speaker 8: That woman since middle school. I would hope she wouldn't.

1792
01:35:45,800 --> 01:35:48,399
But you know what, once somebody puts it out there

1793
01:35:48,560 --> 01:35:50,399
for their fun and entertainment, it's health there.

1794
01:35:51,680 --> 01:35:52,319
Speaker 4: That's a problem.

1795
01:35:52,479 --> 01:35:54,199
Speaker 1: So will not verify the truth of.

1796
01:35:57,439 --> 01:36:00,479
Speaker 4: Do you know if he's banging your wife? Is it

1797
01:36:00,560 --> 01:36:04,119
a thing that can be verified true or false? That's

1798
01:36:04,199 --> 01:36:12,239
your point, bro, I think that hurts him. He got wrecked.

1799
01:36:12,359 --> 01:36:15,640
And if he is bagging your wife, then you really

1800
01:36:15,720 --> 01:36:18,560
have you have No, you can't sue him. He's just

1801
01:36:18,680 --> 01:36:20,119
speaking the truth. It's true.

1802
01:36:20,239 --> 01:36:22,920
Speaker 3: No, they had no chance, dude, Yeah, they had no chance.

1803
01:36:23,560 --> 01:36:26,279
It's so funny though, it's just so funny. Afrom here.

1804
01:36:26,359 --> 01:36:28,880
He put out a song after did you see his song?

1805
01:36:29,760 --> 01:36:32,319
His victory song that he put out like he had

1806
01:36:32,359 --> 01:36:36,159
this thing as soon as he won. I'll pull it up.

1807
01:36:36,199 --> 01:36:39,039
I hope he's not litigious or we're gonna get takedowns

1808
01:36:39,079 --> 01:36:39,680
for all this ship.

1809
01:36:39,760 --> 01:36:40,600
Speaker 7: But he had.

1810
01:36:40,680 --> 01:36:49,079
Speaker 3: It's called the batter Him of the Republic, which is,

1811
01:36:49,159 --> 01:36:51,960
you know, based on the battle Hymn of the Republic.

1812
01:36:52,079 --> 01:36:54,359
By the way, does Afroman ever write his own melodies?

1813
01:36:54,760 --> 01:36:57,159
Speaker 4: Or is it all so? How about when he punched

1814
01:36:57,199 --> 01:36:59,520
that chick in the face on stage? Do you see that?

1815
01:37:00,039 --> 01:37:02,399
Speaker 3: I remember that yet? Okay, I'm gonna please this.

1816
01:37:12,760 --> 01:37:16,800
Speaker 11: Mine eyes seen the corruption of the Adam County cops.

1817
01:37:17,039 --> 01:37:19,119
Speaker 7: Still in money, still in cake.

1818
01:37:19,399 --> 01:37:22,680
Speaker 11: When they make they traffic stops, first they screw you,

1819
01:37:22,880 --> 01:37:26,079
then they sue you, play a game and dismiss your claims.

1820
01:37:26,319 --> 01:37:33,520
The proof Sundy innern it, Ah bro Man will bring

1821
01:37:33,680 --> 01:37:39,880
it to yah. Ah bro Man is gonna dude, yeah,

1822
01:37:40,920 --> 01:37:46,439
ah bro Man, He's gonna screw ya my proof Sundy

1823
01:37:46,640 --> 01:37:53,720
in Mine eyes have seen informants get busted with fella niece,

1824
01:37:54,039 --> 01:37:57,399
tell the cops I'm a kidnapper and I sell a

1825
01:37:57,520 --> 01:38:01,199
lot of keys, raid my house, and then gets because

1826
01:38:01,319 --> 01:38:06,239
the dungeon don't exist by proofsun the inner.

1827
01:38:09,000 --> 01:38:14,600
Speaker 4: YEP, it's great. I mean, dude, I would move if

1828
01:38:14,640 --> 01:38:16,840
I was him I'd move right out of that city,

1829
01:38:17,039 --> 01:38:21,600
or right now yet, sell my house, get the fuck out.

1830
01:38:21,880 --> 01:38:24,119
Speaker 3: You don't want to be Stephen Avery. If Steven Avery's in.

1831
01:38:24,319 --> 01:38:27,279
Speaker 4: Nope, get out of there, buddy, I wouldn't live there forever,

1832
01:38:28,079 --> 01:38:32,439
cleaned out. Nothing's here, Bang bang pow see ya.

1833
01:38:33,399 --> 01:38:35,880
Speaker 3: All right, So returning to what we were talking about earlier.

1834
01:38:36,239 --> 01:38:37,319
You know who is Johnny?

1835
01:38:37,359 --> 01:38:40,199
Speaker 4: Real quick before you do this? Is this AI or not?

1836
01:38:41,119 --> 01:38:42,560
Is this AI or not AI?

1837
01:38:43,239 --> 01:38:43,920
Speaker 3: You bringing it up?

1838
01:38:44,399 --> 01:38:45,039
Speaker 4: Yeah? Here we go.

1839
01:38:49,760 --> 01:38:54,920
Speaker 3: That's fake. Look at her boobs, Dude, they don't move naturally.

1840
01:38:55,000 --> 01:38:55,359
Look at that.

1841
01:38:57,079 --> 01:38:57,439
Speaker 7: It's fake.

1842
01:38:58,359 --> 01:38:58,560
Speaker 4: Fake.

1843
01:38:58,880 --> 01:39:01,319
Speaker 3: And those red Bulls hands are too big, they're too thick.

1844
01:39:04,800 --> 01:39:07,800
What you didn't think that was real?

1845
01:39:07,880 --> 01:39:08,119
Speaker 2: Did you?

1846
01:39:08,720 --> 01:39:08,760
Speaker 5: No?

1847
01:39:08,960 --> 01:39:11,439
Speaker 4: I just liked her fake tits. She just hit her.

1848
01:39:11,880 --> 01:39:12,800
Speaker 3: You're trolling me.

1849
01:39:13,359 --> 01:39:15,159
Speaker 4: No, I'm not trolling you. I just was hoping.

1850
01:39:15,880 --> 01:39:18,760
Speaker 3: She just hit like magic red bullcanes that they can't

1851
01:39:18,800 --> 01:39:19,399
be kicked over.

1852
01:39:20,279 --> 01:39:23,359
Speaker 4: She hit the box, Johnny. She's carrying big tits. It's

1853
01:39:23,359 --> 01:39:27,920
hard to fucking kick with big tits, that is, Johnny.

1854
01:39:28,000 --> 01:39:30,720
Look at this real quick. I don't even know why

1855
01:39:30,840 --> 01:39:33,720
this happened. Look how many fucking out there.

1856
01:39:33,720 --> 01:39:36,720
Speaker 3: And Yahoo videos? When you can't tell you.

1857
01:39:37,359 --> 01:39:38,720
Speaker 4: Look how many views of Scott.

1858
01:39:41,760 --> 01:39:45,840
Speaker 3: I mean, it's so interesting to talk about I think,

1859
01:39:45,880 --> 01:39:49,479
because that's what everybody's like getting pushed, Like I notice

1860
01:39:49,520 --> 01:39:52,399
everything when I talk about that ship, it goes bananas. People.

1861
01:39:52,479 --> 01:39:54,840
It's just getting pulled, Like I think they want us

1862
01:39:54,880 --> 01:39:57,960
talking about that, and I don't. I don't know why.

1863
01:39:58,720 --> 01:40:01,359
Really are they just trying to make us I mean,

1864
01:40:01,399 --> 01:40:03,479
we're about to play into us some more because here's

1865
01:40:03,520 --> 01:40:08,039
Lindsey Graham just being a total idiot, twak queen flag dude,

1866
01:40:08,319 --> 01:40:10,880
he's such a scumbag. Listen to what he said. I

1867
01:40:10,920 --> 01:40:13,239
guess yes, Sunday on the Sunday talk shows, listen to

1868
01:40:13,319 --> 01:40:14,479
this idiot today.

1869
01:40:16,720 --> 01:40:18,600
Speaker 14: The running out of money so here that here's what

1870
01:40:18,720 --> 01:40:20,560
I tell President Trumps.

1871
01:40:20,640 --> 01:40:26,760
Speaker 3: Being obliterated and they're running out of money, do mute yourself. Yeah,

1872
01:40:26,920 --> 01:40:27,439
I'm going to.

1873
01:40:32,680 --> 01:40:34,560
Speaker 14: The running out of money so here that here's what

1874
01:40:34,680 --> 01:40:35,800
I tell President Trump.

1875
01:40:36,119 --> 01:40:37,520
Speaker 5: Keep it up for a few more weeks.

1876
01:40:37,920 --> 01:40:40,760
Speaker 14: Take carg Island where all of the resources they have

1877
01:40:41,199 --> 01:40:45,079
to produce, all control that island. Let this regime down, Avine,

1878
01:40:45,520 --> 01:40:46,159
is this going to.

1879
01:40:46,479 --> 01:40:48,800
Speaker 9: Take carg Island? Is it going to involve us? Troops

1880
01:40:48,840 --> 01:40:50,079
on the ground. Let me let me just read you

1881
01:40:50,119 --> 01:40:53,279
something from the Atlantic, doesn't it. US troops may well

1882
01:40:54,800 --> 01:40:58,359
their ability to do so, but only to endureaballistic missile strikes,

1883
01:40:58,439 --> 01:41:01,840
drone attacks, petrochemical smell all without a reliable means of

1884
01:41:01,880 --> 01:41:05,520
obtaining logistical support. The result could be a grinding war

1885
01:41:05,560 --> 01:41:07,960
of attrition. They talk about how far away they would

1886
01:41:08,000 --> 01:41:09,039
be from recent.

1887
01:41:09,199 --> 01:41:12,159
Speaker 14: Sort of tired of all this armchair quarterback. And this

1888
01:41:12,239 --> 01:41:15,640
has been amazing military operation. God bless the falling.

1889
01:41:16,000 --> 01:41:16,840
Speaker 3: But it's a difference.

1890
01:41:17,079 --> 01:41:18,239
Speaker 9: Let me talk about troops on the.

1891
01:41:18,600 --> 01:41:22,479
Speaker 14: I trust the Marines, not that guy. I trust DoD

1892
01:41:22,760 --> 01:41:26,680
We got two marine expeditionary units salling to this island.

1893
01:41:27,039 --> 01:41:30,439
We did a Ojima. We can do this the Marines.

1894
01:41:30,520 --> 01:41:32,239
My money is always on the Marines. I don't know

1895
01:41:32,279 --> 01:41:36,520
if you take the island or you block a control

1896
01:41:36,640 --> 01:41:40,600
that island. This regime, this terroist regime, has been weakened.

1897
01:41:40,640 --> 01:41:44,399
It will diwn event vye. And here's what a confession.

1898
01:41:44,439 --> 01:41:46,279
Speaker 4: I want to sprint the you know we're running out.

1899
01:41:47,199 --> 01:41:49,920
Speaker 14: I want peace to ramp up. The reason we don't

1900
01:41:49,960 --> 01:41:53,760
have Saudi Arabia and Israel making peace is October the seventh,

1901
01:41:53,880 --> 01:41:54,960
twenty twenty three.

1902
01:41:56,079 --> 01:41:59,880
Speaker 4: Loser attack just hit all the checking, all.

1903
01:41:59,800 --> 01:42:03,079
Speaker 14: Of the take up, and complete what Biden started as

1904
01:42:03,119 --> 01:42:06,319
soon as we get around. Uh, defanged, so they can

1905
01:42:06,399 --> 01:42:09,239
do never do another. October seventh. I want to start

1906
01:42:09,319 --> 01:42:12,439
up peace dogs between Saudi and Israel this year. I

1907
01:42:12,520 --> 01:42:16,000
want a peace deal between Saudi and Israel, normalizing ending

1908
01:42:16,039 --> 01:42:18,640
there of Israeli conflict. It's been going on for two

1909
01:42:18,680 --> 01:42:22,399
thousand years this year and you can't do dude.

1910
01:42:25,039 --> 01:42:27,720
Speaker 4: It's just absolutely fucking retarded. Dude.

1911
01:42:28,720 --> 01:42:31,960
Speaker 3: You with GiMA. He invokes you Rejima. Twenty six thousand

1912
01:42:32,119 --> 01:42:33,600
Americans died taking you.

1913
01:42:34,079 --> 01:42:34,680
Speaker 4: You're Rejima.

1914
01:42:34,840 --> 01:42:35,520
Speaker 5: Dude, No.

1915
01:42:37,880 --> 01:42:38,600
Speaker 4: Send that queen.

1916
01:42:38,760 --> 01:42:42,159
Speaker 3: First, you were asking that did he run against last?

1917
01:42:42,239 --> 01:42:45,159
Let me see, okay, was he running against?

1918
01:42:45,359 --> 01:42:45,479
Speaker 1: Well?

1919
01:42:45,640 --> 01:42:47,039
Speaker 3: You know, it was funny, like I said, I was

1920
01:42:47,119 --> 01:42:48,800
down there, and they just love him them there because

1921
01:42:48,920 --> 01:42:52,159
face to face he's really folksy and he can kind

1922
01:42:52,199 --> 01:42:55,680
of really shitty, kind of talk like them.

1923
01:42:55,920 --> 01:42:58,920
Speaker 4: You know, Hey, a may, I'm on a you. Yeah,

1924
01:42:58,960 --> 01:43:02,399
I'm closety gay and elect men's okay, though.

1925
01:43:04,000 --> 01:43:05,920
Speaker 3: All right, let me see who his competition was in

1926
01:43:06,000 --> 01:43:10,640
his last Senate election. Uh, I think he ran against

1927
01:43:10,960 --> 01:43:15,560
uh at one point? Did Mark Sanford runters at one time? Okay,

1928
01:43:15,640 --> 01:43:18,600
so Jamie Harrison was the person. Let's see who that was.

1929
01:43:18,640 --> 01:43:21,520
I haven't been back in South Carolina in a long time.

1930
01:43:22,000 --> 01:43:24,159
Oh yeah, he ran against this guy. Of course, of

1931
01:43:24,359 --> 01:43:29,119
course he won. He ran against this fella, this guy.

1932
01:43:29,720 --> 01:43:32,600
Speaker 4: Oh oh, so you have a choice between closet gay

1933
01:43:32,680 --> 01:43:36,279
white guy or closet gay. What is going? What is

1934
01:43:36,359 --> 01:43:38,800
in the water of South Carolina? I dude, the guys

1935
01:43:38,920 --> 01:43:45,520
weren't a scarf. So ridiculous. I'm offended. Johnny, can we

1936
01:43:45,600 --> 01:43:47,760
go to super chats? Uh?

1937
01:43:48,239 --> 01:43:50,119
Speaker 3: Yeah, I just got a couple more things. So this

1938
01:43:50,359 --> 01:43:53,600
is the most worrying thing of all. Possibly did you

1939
01:43:53,680 --> 01:43:57,239
see the story about pound Teer over the weekend about

1940
01:43:58,239 --> 01:44:02,760
how okay pollunteer AI plus Claude AI and this is

1941
01:44:03,000 --> 01:44:08,680
in a couple of stories was used to detect, prioritize,

1942
01:44:08,920 --> 01:44:11,800
and strike more than a thousand targets in the first

1943
01:44:11,920 --> 01:44:15,840
twenty four hours of the operation against the ran This

1944
01:44:16,000 --> 01:44:19,359
is it was so successful that the Pentagon didn't even

1945
01:44:19,479 --> 01:44:21,399
wait is This was meant to be kind of a

1946
01:44:21,479 --> 01:44:24,840
pilot project they were testing out. It's now become official

1947
01:44:24,960 --> 01:44:29,119
and permanent everywhere. So pollunteer is essentially now the AI

1948
01:44:29,359 --> 01:44:32,359
brain of our military, the US brain, the brain of

1949
01:44:32,359 --> 01:44:33,199
the US military.

1950
01:44:33,279 --> 01:44:37,119
Speaker 4: Now, yeah, these fucking Zionist nerds are going to kill us.

1951
01:44:37,079 --> 01:44:39,399
Speaker 3: All they've let them in the door man and it's

1952
01:44:39,520 --> 01:44:45,000
uh so Iran is now and I've we have to

1953
01:44:45,039 --> 01:44:50,039
remember Aroun's a sophisticated, large country and they have good propaganda. Dude,

1954
01:44:50,119 --> 01:44:52,039
they have their own bots. You can see them in

1955
01:44:52,079 --> 01:44:54,960
your comments if you talk about this stuff. That are

1956
01:44:55,039 --> 01:44:58,079
trying just as hard as Israel is to brainwash us.

1957
01:44:58,760 --> 01:45:00,720
They just happened to have the virtual You have been

1958
01:45:00,800 --> 01:45:04,000
on the right side in many ways here. So did

1959
01:45:04,039 --> 01:45:06,279
you see this? This to me, this is like, okay,

1960
01:45:07,159 --> 01:45:10,239
how smart is President Trump? We should tailor our propaganda

1961
01:45:10,399 --> 01:45:14,000
to something that might keep his attention. This was Iranian propaganda.

1962
01:45:14,039 --> 01:45:17,039
This was shared by Russia today RT Have you seen this?

1963
01:45:18,079 --> 01:45:21,000
They made it a Lego video their propaganda, which is

1964
01:45:21,840 --> 01:45:22,920
that means Lego is.

1965
01:45:23,079 --> 01:45:24,359
Speaker 4: Huge and Iran too.

1966
01:45:41,359 --> 01:46:00,840
Speaker 7: Yeah. H h.

1967
01:46:06,680 --> 01:46:08,439
Speaker 3: It's like the Cicario music, right.

1968
01:46:13,439 --> 01:46:16,119
Speaker 4: It's like, let's dumb it down so people can understand,

1969
01:46:16,399 --> 01:46:19,159
and let's use Legos as the dumbest thing possible.

1970
01:46:24,920 --> 01:46:28,560
Speaker 3: Underground bass I think that's the Circario music too.

1971
01:47:11,079 --> 01:47:35,880
Speaker 4: Who is that Trump? Everyone's just bombing each other, poor guy.

1972
01:48:01,359 --> 01:48:01,960
Mm hmm.

1973
01:48:07,279 --> 01:48:11,680
Speaker 3: Geez, that's I mean, that's the new Lego movie. Looks

1974
01:48:11,760 --> 01:48:12,359
really boring.

1975
01:48:12,680 --> 01:48:14,760
Speaker 4: That's fire. Did I hear it? Looks like the New

1976
01:48:14,800 --> 01:48:15,960
Spider Man's pretty good?

1977
01:48:16,079 --> 01:48:17,760
Speaker 3: Huh yeah, I thought that looked good.

1978
01:48:18,039 --> 01:48:19,039
Speaker 4: I mean, it's crazy.

1979
01:48:19,800 --> 01:48:21,720
Speaker 3: I took my girl to see I've already seen it

1980
01:48:21,800 --> 01:48:23,560
and loved it, but I took her the centers. They

1981
01:48:23,720 --> 01:48:27,079
keep bringing it back to the movies. Uh, still really good,

1982
01:48:27,199 --> 01:48:27,560
by the way.

1983
01:48:27,600 --> 01:48:28,520
Speaker 4: Did you love it?

1984
01:48:29,640 --> 01:48:30,119
Speaker 7: Yeah? She did.

1985
01:48:30,199 --> 01:48:32,479
Speaker 3: She did love it. Did you see that they have

1986
01:48:32,960 --> 01:48:35,600
for the first time ever? Now s n l u

1987
01:48:35,720 --> 01:48:37,279
K did you see this?

1988
01:48:37,680 --> 01:48:37,720
Speaker 14: No?

1989
01:48:38,279 --> 01:48:41,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, they have. They had The first host was

1990
01:48:42,079 --> 01:48:46,359
Tina Fey and uh they have their own just it's

1991
01:48:46,439 --> 01:48:52,399
just a total UK spin on sn l I'll just

1992
01:48:52,479 --> 01:48:55,640
I'll just show you a little I because they're off okay,

1993
01:48:55,680 --> 01:48:58,199
and then we'll do the comments on this. Uh they're awful,

1994
01:48:59,039 --> 01:49:01,920
therofughely nasty about sending out copyright strikes. I'll just show

1995
01:49:01,960 --> 01:49:04,800
you just a little bit of it. Uh, even sn

1996
01:49:04,880 --> 01:49:07,359
l UK, where are you gonna find out?

1997
01:49:10,279 --> 01:49:28,760
Speaker 15: Tina so when I played Sarah Palin on sn L

1998
01:49:28,880 --> 01:49:34,319
US or maybe you feel like you recognize me as

1999
01:49:34,359 --> 01:49:39,119
the lady from the show VP, and that's fine too, let's.

2000
01:49:38,960 --> 01:49:39,319
Speaker 5: Go with that.

2001
01:49:40,520 --> 01:49:44,239
Speaker 9: So why do a UK version of SNL Well, like

2002
01:49:44,560 --> 01:49:48,239
so many large scale American operations these days, no one

2003
01:49:48,319 --> 01:49:49,119
really knows why.

2004
01:49:52,000 --> 01:49:55,279
Speaker 4: That's funny, which is Yeah, Johnny, did you see this story?

2005
01:49:55,560 --> 01:49:57,039
Speaker 3: What do you what do you think? Isn't that weird

2006
01:49:57,079 --> 01:49:59,319
that it's got an eBay live thing in the top left?

2007
01:49:59,399 --> 01:50:03,159
Like what just an add permanently in the top Yeah, yeah.

2008
01:50:03,079 --> 01:50:05,840
Speaker 4: They don't care anymore. You see this story, Johnny. Mystery

2009
01:50:05,880 --> 01:50:09,800
of missing five scientists and chills across three or dead

2010
01:50:09,960 --> 01:50:14,239
one troubling link is now under scrutiny in DC.

2011
01:50:15,159 --> 01:50:18,720
Speaker 3: Streamer the uh oh, yes, yes, I did. I have

2012
01:50:18,800 --> 01:50:20,359
this on the list, but you said we had to go,

2013
01:50:20,520 --> 01:50:21,760
so I wasn't gonna we gotta go.

2014
01:50:22,800 --> 01:50:24,880
Speaker 4: But yeah, he was yelling at me. I'm doing two

2015
01:50:24,960 --> 01:50:27,359
hour shows, so you guys are yelling at me.

2016
01:50:28,039 --> 01:50:33,960
Speaker 3: This guy, right is uh he's in the uh like

2017
01:50:34,079 --> 01:50:37,640
the UAP program or yeah, that right? And then she

2018
01:50:38,520 --> 01:50:42,039
was a woman who invented or had some role in

2019
01:50:42,119 --> 01:50:45,439
the invention of this alloy, this metal alloy that they

2020
01:50:45,520 --> 01:50:48,800
need for reusable spacecraft and they have connection over that.

2021
01:50:48,960 --> 01:50:52,319
And he disappeared and she disappeared, like they both have

2022
01:50:52,520 --> 01:50:53,199
just disappeared.

2023
01:50:53,399 --> 01:50:54,640
Speaker 4: Everybody's gone.

2024
01:50:56,199 --> 01:50:57,640
Speaker 3: I'm sure I butchered that because I don't have the

2025
01:50:57,680 --> 01:51:00,920
story for me. But uh, it's it's some version of yeah, weird.

2026
01:51:00,920 --> 01:51:04,960
Speaker 4: I've ever gone three or dead? I mean, it's just crazy.

2027
01:51:05,279 --> 01:51:06,720
Speaker 3: But yeah, and then I just wanted to show you

2028
01:51:06,840 --> 01:51:10,239
who hosts weekend Update just uh, it just tells you

2029
01:51:10,359 --> 01:51:13,640
kind of like what the UK is about. So it's

2030
01:51:13,680 --> 01:51:14,880
this guy right here, and.

2031
01:51:15,079 --> 01:51:17,159
Speaker 4: Then the trans Muslim.

2032
01:51:17,760 --> 01:51:19,079
Speaker 3: It's just this like purple hair.

2033
01:51:19,279 --> 01:51:23,560
Speaker 16: Over the last month, including installation over the last.

2034
01:51:23,359 --> 01:51:28,920
Speaker 3: Month, johnnys to a I got a it's a that's.

2035
01:51:28,840 --> 01:51:34,159
Speaker 4: A two AM on the East coast. Johnny had been.

2036
01:51:34,079 --> 01:51:37,439
Speaker 16: Taking place over the last month, including the installation of

2037
01:51:37,560 --> 01:51:43,119
sky TV. So if you're watching Andrew, Hello, you're not

2038
01:51:43,199 --> 01:51:44,319
gonna like this next bit.

2039
01:51:45,439 --> 01:51:46,840
Speaker 1: Also, I'm older than I look.

2040
01:51:52,159 --> 01:51:54,840
Speaker 4: Oh good for her, that was funny. I'm sure her

2041
01:51:54,880 --> 01:51:55,720
family was proud.

2042
01:51:56,479 --> 01:51:59,159
Speaker 3: You got a purple haired lady hosting a weekend up there.

2043
01:51:59,239 --> 01:51:59,920
Speaker 4: That's fire Hair.

2044
01:52:00,680 --> 01:52:04,840
Speaker 3: Moby. By the way, Moby, you can get Stomp by Obi,

2045
01:52:05,039 --> 01:52:07,399
your thirty six year old b me.

2046
01:52:07,680 --> 01:52:08,159
Speaker 4: You don't know me.

2047
01:52:08,239 --> 01:52:08,800
Speaker 3: You're too old.

2048
01:52:09,800 --> 01:52:11,880
Speaker 4: I tell you when you say to the hotel, I

2049
01:52:12,039 --> 01:52:16,319
was Bala and at his assistance, and I would Johnny,

2050
01:52:16,359 --> 01:52:20,199
it's called the standard. You piece of ship. God, You're

2051
01:52:20,199 --> 01:52:23,479
a piece of ship. Just love that, don't you? Johnny?

2052
01:52:25,319 --> 01:52:26,520
Speaker 3: Are you saying about him? Go ahead?

2053
01:52:26,600 --> 01:52:28,319
Speaker 4: No, nothing, Johnny, The story's done.

2054
01:52:28,640 --> 01:52:29,479
Speaker 3: Nothing about Moby.

2055
01:52:29,720 --> 01:52:32,079
Speaker 4: Nope, nope, I know story about Moby. But you wanted

2056
01:52:32,119 --> 01:52:33,439
to do stupid jokes, so go on.

2057
01:52:33,800 --> 01:52:36,640
Speaker 3: That wasn't a joke, Yeah, just bringing up the facts.

2058
01:52:37,039 --> 01:52:41,439
Speaker 4: So Moby. You know that song low Stomp Byobi? You're

2059
01:52:41,479 --> 01:52:43,800
too old? Let go. Nobody listens to technow.

2060
01:52:44,479 --> 01:52:48,640
Speaker 3: You know that song Lola by the Kings. Yeah, Hello

2061
01:52:49,119 --> 01:52:50,920
La Lola.

2062
01:52:51,920 --> 01:52:54,880
Speaker 4: Lo girls.

2063
01:52:55,039 --> 01:52:57,359
Speaker 3: There's a line in there. Girls will be boys, boys

2064
01:52:57,439 --> 01:52:59,800
will be girls. It's a mixed up, muddled up, shook

2065
01:52:59,880 --> 01:53:04,479
up world, except for Lola. Well, he was hosting or

2066
01:53:04,560 --> 01:53:07,560
he was writing for The Guardian, an honest playlist column,

2067
01:53:08,039 --> 01:53:10,439
and he revealed that the song he can no longer

2068
01:53:10,520 --> 01:53:14,000
listen to his Lola by the Kinks. He says, it

2069
01:53:14,079 --> 01:53:16,199
came up on my Spotify playlist. The other day, and

2070
01:53:16,279 --> 01:53:19,640
I thought the lyrics were gross and transphobic. I really

2071
01:53:19,800 --> 01:53:23,079
liked their early music, but I was really taken aback

2072
01:53:23,560 --> 01:53:28,119
at how unevolved the lyrics are the songs written. The

2073
01:53:28,199 --> 01:53:30,159
song was written fifty years ago.

2074
01:53:30,479 --> 01:53:30,680
Speaker 7: I know.

2075
01:53:31,560 --> 01:53:34,479
Speaker 4: Can you believe a King song is fifty years old?

2076
01:53:34,720 --> 01:53:37,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's crazy because they sound so fresh, the Kinks.

2077
01:53:38,000 --> 01:53:40,159
But here's what Ray Davies, you know, the guy who

2078
01:53:40,319 --> 01:53:42,359
wrote the song, he was like, I was trying to

2079
01:53:42,399 --> 01:53:44,600
write a super inclusive song. I did a lot of

2080
01:53:44,680 --> 01:53:48,520
research about drag queens and I and I admire anyone

2081
01:53:48,760 --> 01:53:50,479
to get up the courage to be what they want

2082
01:53:50,520 --> 01:53:52,159
to be. He was trying to write, like a really

2083
01:53:52,680 --> 01:53:53,560
progressive song.

2084
01:53:53,640 --> 01:53:55,399
Speaker 4: And Moby can suck a fat one.

2085
01:53:55,520 --> 01:53:57,399
Speaker 3: Well, it's the example what you're saying about them eating

2086
01:53:57,439 --> 01:53:57,960
their own you know.

2087
01:53:58,279 --> 01:54:00,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, I just like, and was there stuff come out

2088
01:54:00,680 --> 01:54:03,640
about Moby being c I A or something. It's like,

2089
01:54:03,800 --> 01:54:06,199
suck a fat one your bald. Fuck.

2090
01:54:06,520 --> 01:54:08,720
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna google it because it's about Adam.

2091
01:54:08,520 --> 01:54:11,319
Speaker 4: Goldberg who just out of nowhere decided to cry about

2092
01:54:11,520 --> 01:54:15,319
uh friends being too white. It's like, get out of here.

2093
01:54:17,000 --> 01:54:18,760
Uh did you put it up?

2094
01:54:19,560 --> 01:54:19,680
Speaker 7: Oh?

2095
01:54:19,760 --> 01:54:20,119
Speaker 5: You have it.

2096
01:54:21,039 --> 01:54:26,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, this guy friends was too white. Whow shut up Goldberg.

2097
01:54:27,119 --> 01:54:28,840
Speaker 3: I mean it was, It's not on the air. It's

2098
01:54:28,880 --> 01:54:30,600
like it's like when you know, Trump keeps.

2099
01:54:30,399 --> 01:54:33,399
Speaker 4: Talking about just like just grabbing at straws.

2100
01:54:33,680 --> 01:54:35,760
Speaker 3: It's like child. Trump keeps talking about Biden even though

2101
01:54:35,800 --> 01:54:37,560
he hasn't been president in years now.

2102
01:54:38,680 --> 01:54:39,439
Speaker 4: It's a little over.

2103
01:54:41,039 --> 01:54:42,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, but he's like he's still campaigning.

2104
01:54:43,119 --> 01:54:47,600
Speaker 4: Like imagine, imagine if the left listen to you. SNL's

2105
01:54:47,640 --> 01:54:50,680
whole thing was four years of Trump jokes. I'm with

2106
01:54:50,840 --> 01:54:52,439
you on that, but it's like, come on, they all

2107
01:54:52,520 --> 01:54:52,760
do that.

2108
01:54:53,079 --> 01:54:55,840
Speaker 3: But he's not SNL. He's Trump. You know, I would

2109
01:54:55,880 --> 01:54:58,560
say about him too. I'm a politicians. They dwell on

2110
01:54:58,640 --> 01:55:00,079
the last election when it's like, hey.

2111
01:55:00,039 --> 01:55:02,920
Speaker 4: Because that's what I do. They need to divide.

2112
01:55:02,920 --> 01:55:06,199
Speaker 3: Anyway, and so the speaking of dividing, the media has

2113
01:55:06,279 --> 01:55:09,039
gotten their script for the latest war. This went around

2114
01:55:09,119 --> 01:55:10,359
last week, but we'd have time to play it. I

2115
01:55:10,399 --> 01:55:11,720
just wanted to play it briefly this week.

2116
01:55:12,199 --> 01:55:15,359
Speaker 4: As far as.

2117
01:55:15,319 --> 01:55:17,680
Speaker 15: The oil prices, people just need to stop panicking. It's

2118
01:55:17,760 --> 01:55:20,600
worth it to prevent Iran from having a nuclear weapon.

2119
01:55:20,800 --> 01:55:23,640
Speaker 4: So she's a cunt. Yes, I'll do say the price.

2120
01:55:23,720 --> 01:55:26,079
Speaker 2: I mean in order to have long term stability.

2121
01:55:26,199 --> 01:55:29,319
Speaker 14: The disruptions in the global markets are real and may

2122
01:55:29,359 --> 01:55:31,319
be painful, but the long.

2123
01:55:31,239 --> 01:55:35,520
Speaker 4: Term benefits, again are incalculable. You suck made it the

2124
01:55:35,600 --> 01:55:38,159
pump on a temporary basis. I'm willing to pay thirty

2125
01:55:38,199 --> 01:55:41,359
percent or thirty cents more than pump to make sure

2126
01:55:41,439 --> 01:55:47,119
that Iran does not have a nuclear You're gross for treasonous, gallow.

2127
01:55:47,000 --> 01:55:49,520
Speaker 5: Game for short term pain for long term gain.

2128
01:55:49,720 --> 01:55:52,479
Speaker 4: Freedom is not free. Americans are going to have to

2129
01:55:52,560 --> 01:55:55,720
make some sacrifices. This is short term, and I'm asking

2130
01:55:55,800 --> 01:55:57,920
you to just trust the man.

2131
01:55:58,079 --> 01:55:59,279
Speaker 1: Okay, trust the system.

2132
01:55:59,399 --> 01:55:59,680
Speaker 5: Let him.

2133
01:56:00,479 --> 01:56:03,039
Speaker 4: They're all gross, they're all losers. They should all be

2134
01:56:03,119 --> 01:56:03,880
in the gallows.

2135
01:56:04,319 --> 01:56:06,079
Speaker 3: Dude literally said trust the man.

2136
01:56:08,640 --> 01:56:10,840
Speaker 4: He is the man. Look at him. Johnny super chest

2137
01:56:11,079 --> 01:56:11,720
Man all.

2138
01:56:11,680 --> 01:56:15,119
Speaker 3: Right, oh oh yeah, we kind of dude. Can I

2139
01:56:15,199 --> 01:56:17,479
just show the Bongino video to gee somebody?

2140
01:56:17,600 --> 01:56:19,840
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that's so great, so great.

2141
01:56:20,359 --> 01:56:23,279
Speaker 3: So he's at some kind of event and then me,

2142
01:56:23,399 --> 01:56:25,920
I want to play the Okay, this guy comes up

2143
01:56:25,960 --> 01:56:28,479
to him first, and it's kind of like, I think,

2144
01:56:28,600 --> 01:56:30,399
kind of polite to him. You know, he's like, God,

2145
01:56:30,479 --> 01:56:34,319
bless you. Just have courage, and Bongino comes out agro.

2146
01:56:34,720 --> 01:56:37,000
So then it draws the attention of this other guy

2147
01:56:37,119 --> 01:56:40,039
who was not there to be nice, and uh, he

2148
01:56:40,119 --> 01:56:42,000
gets kind of curb stump here. All right, this is

2149
01:56:42,079 --> 01:56:43,960
the first guy. I'm gonna play these in order.

2150
01:56:44,920 --> 01:56:45,359
Speaker 7: There we go.

2151
01:56:47,640 --> 01:56:51,359
Speaker 4: Another idiot in the comments section, thinking I voted for Trump.

2152
01:56:52,000 --> 01:56:58,600
You're a pedophile protector. A pedoph protector, Yeah, yep, I mean, dude,

2153
01:56:58,680 --> 01:57:01,039
going back to what I was saying about Candae owns

2154
01:57:01,239 --> 01:57:04,079
if she was so wrong, she wouldn't have the following chas.

2155
01:57:04,760 --> 01:57:08,159
Same thing with Damn Bongino. I mean, dude, he's just

2156
01:57:09,159 --> 01:57:13,279
cratering his career because he's obviously they have something on him.

2157
01:57:13,640 --> 01:57:21,079
Don't be a coward, Dane. Remember we reput it, We

2158
01:57:21,199 --> 01:57:25,079
reput we saw God's watching us go all out against

2159
01:57:25,079 --> 01:57:27,840
the deep state. Don't be afraid. Don't be afraid of Satan. Man.

2160
01:57:28,159 --> 01:57:31,760
I'm telling you, I'm ready. I'm ready to be in Congress.

2161
01:57:32,319 --> 01:57:32,720
I'm ready.

2162
01:57:32,720 --> 01:57:33,199
Speaker 7: I play on it.

2163
01:57:33,840 --> 01:57:40,319
Speaker 4: I'm not a Hillary, I'm not God bless you man. Yeah,

2164
01:57:40,760 --> 01:57:44,119
I mean dude, no one's shipped on there there. I mean,

2165
01:57:44,239 --> 01:57:46,600
obviously those guys aren't fans, but he goes on his

2166
01:57:46,720 --> 01:57:50,760
rumble showing just yells at his fans. It's like goodbye, goodbye.

2167
01:57:50,880 --> 01:57:54,800
Following can you go to the.

2168
01:57:55,279 --> 01:57:57,960
Speaker 3: This guy comes in and and then he's not as nice.

2169
01:58:00,359 --> 01:58:04,520
Speaker 4: How did you put your name? You're a pedophile protector,

2170
01:58:04,600 --> 01:58:09,840
a pedophile protector, pedophile protector, and you put for nine

2171
01:58:09,920 --> 01:58:17,399
years you're you're a faggot, you're a protector. Ah, good

2172
01:58:17,479 --> 01:58:20,199
for you, dude. We'll see how that is.

2173
01:58:20,239 --> 01:58:22,439
Speaker 3: What that happens to us there on YouTube of that.

2174
01:58:22,479 --> 01:58:23,439
Speaker 4: All right, Yeah, we're true.

2175
01:58:24,720 --> 01:58:27,720
Speaker 3: We should be okay though, because this guy, why are you?

2176
01:58:28,039 --> 01:58:30,920
Speaker 4: Dude? I know the comments, anyone could say anything, but

2177
01:58:31,039 --> 01:58:34,880
this guy is hilarious. Why are you covering for CI agents?

2178
01:58:35,159 --> 01:58:36,319
What are you talking about?

2179
01:58:36,880 --> 01:58:40,680
Speaker 3: Literally, Maximus Beardsley sounds like your real name. Who are

2180
01:58:40,720 --> 01:58:41,479
you talking about?

2181
01:58:41,760 --> 01:58:43,840
Speaker 4: Why are you a chicken ship with a fake name

2182
01:58:43,920 --> 01:58:48,880
and no profile? Pick you idiot? But just whyn't you volunteer? Dude?

2183
01:58:49,000 --> 01:58:50,079
Why don't you volunteer?

2184
01:58:50,159 --> 01:58:51,560
Speaker 3: Who's he talking about that we're covering?

2185
01:58:51,640 --> 01:58:53,479
Speaker 4: I don't even know he's just talking on his ass.

2186
01:58:53,600 --> 01:58:55,439
Speaker 3: Yeah, twenty two we got more people we had last

2187
01:58:55,439 --> 01:58:57,880
week at this time, twenty two fifty right now with

2188
01:58:58,039 --> 01:58:59,399
us uh in the man.

2189
01:58:59,439 --> 01:59:02,920
Speaker 4: It's like poor wacky Jackie still up. Yeah, I know.

2190
01:59:03,000 --> 01:59:04,720
And the number key she's got on the bed she

2191
01:59:04,840 --> 01:59:07,319
hasn't she hasn't. Uh, she hasn't been on here a

2192
01:59:07,399 --> 01:59:07,920
while she went to.

2193
01:59:07,960 --> 01:59:10,359
Speaker 3: The number keeps going up is the crazy thing? Uh

2194
01:59:10,520 --> 01:59:12,079
So I wonder if we just kept going to like

2195
01:59:12,159 --> 01:59:13,680
six am with we have five thousand.

2196
01:59:13,920 --> 01:59:15,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, let's do an eight hour stream.

2197
01:59:17,039 --> 01:59:19,920
Speaker 3: Uh here is a jet forty eight oh four?

2198
01:59:20,159 --> 01:59:21,640
Speaker 7: Just I love jef.

2199
01:59:23,319 --> 01:59:26,640
Speaker 3: Amy Pond says, oh, does Sam need a hug from Bumfardo?

2200
01:59:27,079 --> 01:59:30,000
Speaker 4: Always? I just want to know what happened to Bumfardo?

2201
01:59:30,720 --> 01:59:31,840
Speaker 3: What is this currency?

2202
01:59:32,239 --> 01:59:32,319
Speaker 6: Uh?

2203
01:59:32,920 --> 01:59:35,159
Speaker 3: Sg D five dollars in s g D?

2204
01:59:35,319 --> 01:59:35,640
Speaker 5: What is that?

2205
01:59:35,880 --> 01:59:39,439
Speaker 4: Yeah? You know what that is? Sgd sexually good dick.

2206
01:59:40,800 --> 01:59:43,039
Speaker 3: That is uh the Singapore dollar.

2207
01:59:43,199 --> 01:59:43,640
Speaker 4: So what is that?

2208
01:59:43,840 --> 01:59:45,640
Speaker 3: Like a five cents or something?

2209
01:59:45,960 --> 01:59:47,760
Speaker 4: No, Singapore is crushing it right now.

2210
01:59:48,199 --> 01:59:49,520
Speaker 3: You want to see? Okay, let's see.

2211
01:59:49,760 --> 01:59:51,399
Speaker 4: Uh why do you got to see?

2212
01:59:51,520 --> 01:59:54,760
Speaker 3: I don't think it's three eighty nine. That's pretty good.

2213
01:59:54,760 --> 01:59:58,840
It's better than I thought you. Uh So this is

2214
01:59:58,840 --> 02:00:02,840
from Mary Chase says, uh, Sam, can you do international

2215
02:00:03,000 --> 02:00:05,840
dates before the end times? Thank you for your attention

2216
02:00:05,920 --> 02:00:06,600
on this matter is.

2217
02:00:06,600 --> 02:00:09,560
Speaker 4: That two weeks from now, I'm in Canada. Good look.

2218
02:00:10,960 --> 02:00:12,640
Speaker 3: Scuzzle, but says.

2219
02:00:12,640 --> 02:00:16,079
Speaker 4: Don't say the name, Johnny, don't say the name.

2220
02:00:16,479 --> 02:00:21,159
Speaker 3: The Indiana Pacers Aster Bundy Collins DuPont.

2221
02:00:22,199 --> 02:00:23,680
Speaker 4: You're just tempting fate.

2222
02:00:23,800 --> 02:00:26,960
Speaker 3: Bro Kennedy Lee Onnassas.

2223
02:00:26,600 --> 02:00:28,560
Speaker 4: Even attempted to make a joke about the.

2224
02:00:28,640 --> 02:00:34,600
Speaker 3: Name Rockefeller, Russ Child, Russell Vandyne and Marravingian.

2225
02:00:36,720 --> 02:00:38,800
Speaker 7: Uh you did that.

2226
02:00:39,079 --> 02:00:41,960
Speaker 3: I hate the Pacers, dude, They're so bad this year. Uh,

2227
02:00:42,159 --> 02:00:45,840
Sam Weller says Sam. The chick you were probably thinking

2228
02:00:45,920 --> 02:00:51,760
of is Fiela Isabelle, who whom I like. But isn't

2229
02:00:51,800 --> 02:00:53,520
everyone's cup of tea? What's he talking about her?

2230
02:00:53,920 --> 02:00:54,039
Speaker 7: Oh?

2231
02:00:54,079 --> 02:00:55,920
Speaker 4: When I talk about the chicken went to Russia, I

2232
02:00:55,960 --> 02:00:58,520
think that's her. I like her, and she just rolled

2233
02:00:58,560 --> 02:01:01,039
her eyes and I'm like, even thing whatever you want to.

2234
02:01:01,800 --> 02:01:05,279
Sometimes when people are deep into the political world, they

2235
02:01:05,319 --> 02:01:08,720
don't like conspiracy theorists because we're the whack jobs and

2236
02:01:08,920 --> 02:01:09,600
nut jobs.

2237
02:01:10,039 --> 02:01:11,880
Speaker 3: They also kind of remind them of what the truth

2238
02:01:11,960 --> 02:01:13,479
Isn't just.

2239
02:01:13,840 --> 02:01:16,640
Speaker 4: If you're on one side or the other, you're you're lost.

2240
02:01:17,199 --> 02:01:20,880
Speaker 3: This this person, Bubb's cat says, uh, I'm super concerned.

2241
02:01:21,039 --> 02:01:23,960
They have five and six g e arrays tuned to

2242
02:01:24,039 --> 02:01:29,079
microwave oar asses in does he mean in Massachusetts or

2243
02:01:29,560 --> 02:01:34,000
on in mass in mass on math in Masses Okay, yeah,

2244
02:01:34,359 --> 02:01:36,319
only because of the Hubris thoughts.

2245
02:01:36,920 --> 02:01:40,520
Speaker 4: Yes, I bought a thousand dinar. If that thing goes up,

2246
02:01:40,720 --> 02:01:41,680
I'm rich.

2247
02:01:41,680 --> 02:01:45,199
Speaker 3: Bitch, like the currency the dnar.

2248
02:01:45,359 --> 02:01:47,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, I bought like a million dollars of dinar for

2249
02:01:48,000 --> 02:01:51,680
like twenty bucks. Interesting, they're just sitting in my safe

2250
02:01:52,239 --> 02:01:55,239
waiting for that thing to skyrocket to a million one dollar?

2251
02:01:55,960 --> 02:01:56,560
What do you so?

2252
02:01:56,800 --> 02:01:59,079
Speaker 3: This to me is the ultimate black pill thing, though,

2253
02:01:59,079 --> 02:02:01,840
if they're when you her my accents like black peel.

2254
02:02:03,279 --> 02:02:05,960
Speaker 4: Johnny, I just heard an Asian guy with a Southern

2255
02:02:06,039 --> 02:02:07,239
accent that was the ship.

2256
02:02:07,920 --> 02:02:10,960
Speaker 3: There's the in centers. There is like an Asian couple

2257
02:02:11,199 --> 02:02:13,079
that has just a pure Southern accent.

2258
02:02:13,239 --> 02:02:15,960
Speaker 4: Hey man, welcome to pand Express.

2259
02:02:16,359 --> 02:02:18,600
Speaker 3: There was this girl I went to school with whose

2260
02:02:18,680 --> 02:02:20,159
name I won't say, but she had she was.

2261
02:02:20,159 --> 02:02:23,800
Speaker 4: From Why does this guy keep saying Portland Samaria patient zero?

2262
02:02:24,039 --> 02:02:25,560
I don't know what you're talking about.

2263
02:02:26,640 --> 02:02:32,159
Speaker 3: Bit finesse, says Stanley yell Ill knots is the family

2264
02:02:32,319 --> 02:02:35,920
name passed down generations. In the movie Holes, starring Shiah

2265
02:02:35,960 --> 02:02:38,119
the Buff great show. We didn't get to Shia, but

2266
02:02:38,319 --> 02:02:42,279
his meltdown war World tour has continued. He's in Rome now,

2267
02:02:42,600 --> 02:02:45,319
just screaming at some poor girl sitting next to him

2268
02:02:45,319 --> 02:02:48,560
at dinner. Did you see that? He's What do you

2269
02:02:48,600 --> 02:02:49,560
think is going on with that guy?

2270
02:02:50,359 --> 02:02:52,800
Speaker 4: He got through and he's going through it just like

2271
02:02:52,960 --> 02:02:56,760
his quote unquote half sister. She said she got torn through.

2272
02:02:57,119 --> 02:03:00,119
Speaker 3: So bad for him. Uh Gemini Vision says, tons of

2273
02:03:00,199 --> 02:03:02,880
lizard propaganda out there? Twenty four to seven. Ain't out

2274
02:03:02,920 --> 02:03:03,279
of truth?

2275
02:03:03,359 --> 02:03:04,680
Speaker 4: Bro, Ain't that the truth?

2276
02:03:05,399 --> 02:03:12,520
Speaker 3: Uh Nam Civitas says, seeking truth? Tulsa, Oklahoma, Artificial cloud?

2277
02:03:14,079 --> 02:03:15,119
Was it just words? Aren't they?

2278
02:03:16,560 --> 02:03:17,600
Speaker 4: Those are just words?

2279
02:03:19,359 --> 02:03:22,760
Speaker 3: Bitfiness again says Sam. Bitfiness coming from the top rope

2280
02:03:22,760 --> 02:03:25,000
here says Sam. I love you and would never lie.

2281
02:03:25,439 --> 02:03:27,920
If you want to shaved head. Get the baby bliss

2282
02:03:28,039 --> 02:03:30,279
pro from Sally's Beauty. I've heard that's a good trimmor

2283
02:03:30,840 --> 02:03:34,159
major go hair is for women. Keep it bald. Your

2284
02:03:34,319 --> 02:03:38,079
woman will know you mean business when she sees consistency.

2285
02:03:39,399 --> 02:03:42,560
Speaker 4: Okay, baby bliss, baby bliss.

2286
02:03:42,600 --> 02:03:45,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've heard of those meant to be good trimmers.

2287
02:03:46,319 --> 02:03:48,119
I would cut my own hair during the pandemic and

2288
02:03:48,439 --> 02:03:51,520
it was fine. It was fine, It was totally fine.

2289
02:03:52,399 --> 02:03:55,800
Speaker 4: Did you see a plane crash at LaGuardia? Oh no,

2290
02:03:56,000 --> 02:03:58,760
they don't want you flying. I've been telling you that

2291
02:03:58,920 --> 02:03:59,680
for years now.

2292
02:04:01,359 --> 02:04:06,119
Speaker 3: Flatman b Official says, your sobriety helps me know.

2293
02:04:06,399 --> 02:04:06,960
Speaker 4: I can do it.

2294
02:04:07,039 --> 02:04:07,840
Speaker 3: Brother, Thank you.

2295
02:04:08,279 --> 02:04:09,039
Speaker 4: You could do it.

2296
02:04:10,600 --> 02:04:14,359
Speaker 3: Good luck to you, Good luck to you, buddy, Q

2297
02:04:15,359 --> 02:04:18,960
fuck you, I got it.

2298
02:04:19,239 --> 02:04:19,840
Speaker 4: You got me.

2299
02:04:19,960 --> 02:04:23,359
Speaker 3: Bro La siphons the batties out of Ukraine like they

2300
02:04:23,439 --> 02:04:26,279
siphon baseball players out of Japan. That's true.

2301
02:04:26,399 --> 02:04:29,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, God, bless the batties out of Ukraine.

2302
02:04:30,000 --> 02:04:32,920
Speaker 3: Gas can lip our friends, says Sam. Do you feel

2303
02:04:32,960 --> 02:04:35,920
the most important thing for a woman comics in twenty

2304
02:04:35,960 --> 02:04:39,880
twenty six to do is memorize makeup tutorials instead of

2305
02:04:39,920 --> 02:04:41,239
write and memorize jokes.

2306
02:04:42,199 --> 02:04:45,039
Speaker 4: I think there's some great female writers out there. They

2307
02:04:45,239 --> 02:04:49,479
just there's just more male comics and male comic like

2308
02:04:50,680 --> 02:04:53,760
a male comic will drive two hours for fifteen minutes

2309
02:04:53,800 --> 02:04:57,399
for free, a female comic won't do that. They don't

2310
02:04:57,399 --> 02:04:58,119
go the same way.

2311
02:05:00,000 --> 02:05:04,039
Speaker 3: Okay, this is from Pete P. D.

2312
02:05:04,239 --> 02:05:04,359
Speaker 5: Dub.

2313
02:05:06,720 --> 02:05:12,159
Speaker 3: He says, thank you, mister Johnny for being missed one. Okay,

2314
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I'll get it. Jesus Christ made me.

2315
02:05:15,479 --> 02:05:17,399
Speaker 4: Take the Lord's name in vain.

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02:05:17,600 --> 02:05:22,039
Speaker 3: Dude, man, will this thing is glitching, so I can't

2317
02:05:22,119 --> 02:05:24,079
I press things and nothing happened, so I don't. I

2318
02:05:24,560 --> 02:05:27,720
it's like it's off. P d Dub says, thank you

2319
02:05:27,800 --> 02:05:29,680
Sam and Johnny for being so amazing.

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02:05:30,520 --> 02:05:33,319
Speaker 4: Thank you PD dubs, thank you.

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02:05:33,920 --> 02:05:34,279
Speaker 5: Here we go.

2322
02:05:34,840 --> 02:05:37,640
Speaker 3: Matthew Still says, can I please get an episode of

2323
02:05:37,720 --> 02:05:40,640
Kurt and Sam on your premium more often? I live

2324
02:05:40,760 --> 02:05:43,079
for those episodes. Those are my best days at work.

2325
02:05:43,279 --> 02:05:43,399
Speaker 4: Bro.

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02:05:43,720 --> 02:05:47,520
Speaker 3: The guy's got he's already doing twenty four to seven podcasts.

2327
02:05:48,000 --> 02:05:52,039
Speaker 4: I'm low to my mind. Anyways, Kurt's super busy. We

2328
02:05:52,159 --> 02:05:53,239
do it when he's available.

2329
02:05:54,680 --> 02:05:58,319
Speaker 3: Stan Daniels says, uh, so, how does Lucky Larry get

2330
02:05:58,399 --> 02:06:02,319
to cash in on the US bank building? Drones are aliens?

2331
02:06:02,439 --> 02:06:06,479
Would an alien attack be considered an active Wait? That

2332
02:06:06,560 --> 02:06:07,720
wasn't that one from last week?

2333
02:06:08,119 --> 02:06:08,159
Speaker 5: No?

2334
02:06:09,520 --> 02:06:13,039
Speaker 3: Because remember we saw oh okay, well it was Remember

2335
02:06:13,119 --> 02:06:15,000
he said Lucky Larry and we had to figure out

2336
02:06:15,159 --> 02:06:18,439
who was it was? Larry? Uh, Larry Larry?

2337
02:06:18,640 --> 02:06:20,560
Speaker 4: Not shut up? Chad, it's by Chad.

2338
02:06:21,479 --> 02:06:24,960
Speaker 3: It wasn't Larry Fink. It was Larry uh Ellison, Right,

2339
02:06:25,600 --> 02:06:29,039
he's talking about Larry Ellison. Yeah, drones are aliens.

2340
02:06:29,119 --> 02:06:32,960
Speaker 4: No, he's talking about Larry Silverstein. Dude owned the Twin

2341
02:06:33,079 --> 02:06:34,119
Towers at the time.

2342
02:06:36,239 --> 02:06:38,640
Speaker 3: So it's is just him saying like it's okay.

2343
02:06:38,800 --> 02:06:42,079
Speaker 4: Well everyone said he just bought terrorist insurance on the building.

2344
02:06:42,920 --> 02:06:45,680
Speaker 3: Oh he owns the US Bank building. Now is that okay?

2345
02:06:46,239 --> 02:06:46,560
Speaker 4: All right?

2346
02:06:47,279 --> 02:06:47,439
Speaker 11: Uh?

2347
02:06:48,119 --> 02:06:50,520
Speaker 3: Probably alien something to do with aliens. It seems to

2348
02:06:50,560 --> 02:06:53,840
be in the air. Chef Dom Now do you think

2349
02:06:53,880 --> 02:06:56,520
this guy's name is dom Or? He's a dom and.

2350
02:06:56,600 --> 02:07:01,279
Speaker 4: He's also well that guy loves ballgags. What up?

2351
02:07:01,319 --> 02:07:01,520
Speaker 1: Sam?

2352
02:07:01,520 --> 02:07:03,520
Speaker 3: It's hard to eat into the ballgag and you need

2353
02:07:03,560 --> 02:07:06,199
a ring gag, Sam, you need a ring gag. It's

2354
02:07:06,199 --> 02:07:07,319
a whole different kind of gag.

2355
02:07:07,760 --> 02:07:08,079
Speaker 4: What up?

2356
02:07:08,119 --> 02:07:08,279
Speaker 7: Sam?

2357
02:07:08,359 --> 02:07:11,600
Speaker 3: And Johnny saw us on us all on last BS.

2358
02:07:11,720 --> 02:07:15,720
You showed some VAP stuff.

2359
02:07:15,960 --> 02:07:17,479
Speaker 2: What is v V stuff?

2360
02:07:17,960 --> 02:07:21,600
Speaker 4: That was stuff? U a p when you your sister

2361
02:07:21,760 --> 02:07:22,840
and all that stuff and.

2362
02:07:23,319 --> 02:07:26,159
Speaker 3: You got a few picks and VIDs. I assure you

2363
02:07:26,359 --> 02:07:28,239
are worth your time? Can I send it to y'all?

2364
02:07:28,600 --> 02:07:28,720
Speaker 5: Uh?

2365
02:07:28,760 --> 02:07:30,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, just hit hit us up on Twitter? Did send

2366
02:07:30,640 --> 02:07:34,720
it to us? For sure? I'm at Johnny Woodard on Twitter.

2367
02:07:35,279 --> 02:07:39,840
Uh find me there all right, streamyarn will bring this

2368
02:07:40,000 --> 02:07:40,520
ship up.

2369
02:07:41,319 --> 02:07:41,439
Speaker 1: Uh.

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02:07:41,880 --> 02:07:45,319
Speaker 3: Mike Vegas says, why do aliens only abduct white people?

2371
02:07:45,479 --> 02:07:47,039
That's a good old people.

2372
02:07:48,800 --> 02:07:48,920
Speaker 6: Uh?

2373
02:07:49,439 --> 02:07:51,680
Speaker 3: Where the white women at schneid Time?

2374
02:07:52,079 --> 02:07:52,760
Speaker 4: Gay dollars?

2375
02:07:52,840 --> 02:07:56,720
Speaker 3: Shout out schneid Time. That's a good name, schneid Time.

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02:07:57,199 --> 02:07:59,720
True World seventeen says, love you guys, have a great week.

2377
02:07:59,760 --> 02:08:03,479
Same to you, Same to you. We need comment of

2378
02:08:03,600 --> 02:08:06,800
the week for Johnny. That's from dufast Dog.

2379
02:08:07,239 --> 02:08:07,840
Speaker 1: What does that mean?

2380
02:08:07,920 --> 02:08:09,880
Speaker 3: Comment of the week, like we pick the best comment.

2381
02:08:09,960 --> 02:08:13,039
We used to do that on That's that's on.

2382
02:08:13,760 --> 02:08:15,439
Speaker 4: Uh, that's on.

2383
02:08:16,560 --> 02:08:19,520
Speaker 3: We used to do that on Cash Daddies. Come in

2384
02:08:19,600 --> 02:08:22,079
of the week off of Cash Daddies.

2385
02:08:22,399 --> 02:08:27,039
Speaker 4: I didn't m cas.

2386
02:08:29,119 --> 02:08:34,520
Speaker 3: Mike Vegas says, why are you saltines allergic to the sun?

2387
02:08:35,199 --> 02:08:37,560
And why are you guys not native to any place

2388
02:08:37,640 --> 02:08:41,119
on Earth? I like your women, though, what can we say?

2389
02:08:41,279 --> 02:08:42,680
What else he talking about?

2390
02:08:42,800 --> 02:08:44,680
Speaker 4: This is a black guy trying to do a black thing.

2391
02:08:44,840 --> 02:08:45,279
Next one.

2392
02:08:47,960 --> 02:08:50,880
Speaker 3: Stan Daniels again says, check the mineral King link on

2393
02:08:50,960 --> 02:08:52,680
your site. Oh yeah, I heard that it's not working.

2394
02:08:53,560 --> 02:08:55,000
Speaker 4: Okay, well I'll look it up.

2395
02:08:55,239 --> 02:08:57,720
Speaker 3: Mineral King, I think you even said the other day

2396
02:08:57,760 --> 02:09:01,039
that it's not working. And then finally the Old Donna

2397
02:09:01,199 --> 02:09:03,680
podcast says, do you have any extra tickets for the

2398
02:09:03,800 --> 02:09:06,439
Mothership show? I don't know about that.

2399
02:09:07,000 --> 02:09:09,920
Speaker 4: Hey, just keep looking. I know you know, I love you.

2400
02:09:11,239 --> 02:09:11,880
Speaker 3: Just keep looking.

2401
02:09:12,600 --> 02:09:14,399
Speaker 4: No, I mean like I would get her one because

2402
02:09:14,399 --> 02:09:16,720
she comes all my shows but sold out so fast.

2403
02:09:16,800 --> 02:09:19,880
I didn't even expect it. But people back out and

2404
02:09:19,960 --> 02:09:21,720
they get their money back all the time. You just

2405
02:09:21,760 --> 02:09:22,560
got to keep looking.

2406
02:09:23,039 --> 02:09:25,680
Speaker 3: Oh, stay on the website. I just stay on me,

2407
02:09:27,159 --> 02:09:27,560
stay on.

2408
02:09:27,720 --> 02:09:30,039
Speaker 4: You, all right. I want to watch her and her

2409
02:09:30,079 --> 02:09:31,239
white boyfriend make love.

2410
02:09:31,800 --> 02:09:32,680
Speaker 3: There are more okay?

2411
02:09:32,880 --> 02:09:33,039
Speaker 7: Uh.

2412
02:09:34,880 --> 02:09:40,079
Speaker 3: Gaddis Abramovich says, can we get bumfardo fireman cussed shirts?

2413
02:09:40,439 --> 02:09:43,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, we should, du we should make a bum fardo

2414
02:09:43,840 --> 02:09:44,560
strain of weed.

2415
02:09:44,800 --> 02:09:52,520
Speaker 3: And then our friend Kingshin says, Banger Bang Banger, A

2416
02:09:52,600 --> 02:09:55,560
good dude to hang out with, Kingshin Banger. It's like

2417
02:09:55,680 --> 02:09:59,000
one of my friends from back home. Banger shout out

2418
02:09:59,079 --> 02:10:05,520
Kingshin Banger Banger. I mean just want of my alien

2419
02:10:05,600 --> 02:10:08,399
dot gov. Oh did you see Trump with the lady

2420
02:10:08,439 --> 02:10:12,960
from Japan. Bro, this was so funny. Trump is Trump

2421
02:10:13,039 --> 02:10:16,199
can be simultaneously destroying the world and also just be

2422
02:10:16,520 --> 02:10:19,239
so funny. Did you see this, dude when he was

2423
02:10:19,279 --> 02:10:21,560
with that banger. Did you see this?

2424
02:10:22,119 --> 02:10:23,560
Speaker 4: Yes, it's so good.

2425
02:10:26,960 --> 02:10:27,439
Speaker 5: Good friend.

2426
02:10:28,800 --> 02:10:38,640
Speaker 17: One question, why didn't you tell your eyes? Uh, we're

2427
02:10:38,960 --> 02:10:40,239
very confused about.

2428
02:10:42,000 --> 02:10:43,279
Speaker 4: One thing. You don't want to signal.

2429
02:10:44,760 --> 02:10:45,199
Speaker 7: We go in.

2430
02:10:45,359 --> 02:10:48,279
Speaker 14: We went in very hard and we didn't tell anybody

2431
02:10:48,319 --> 02:10:51,439
about it because we wanted surprise.

2432
02:10:51,560 --> 02:10:55,800
Speaker 4: Who knows better about surprise than Japan? Okay, why didn't

2433
02:10:55,840 --> 02:10:57,439
you tell me about Pearl Harbor?

2434
02:10:57,960 --> 02:10:58,159
Speaker 5: Oh?

2435
02:10:58,319 --> 02:11:05,000
Speaker 4: My god, he's the biggest retard out there, dude, Bro.

2436
02:11:05,119 --> 02:11:08,760
Speaker 3: He just sometimes he just says the dumbest, funniest ship.

2437
02:11:08,920 --> 02:11:09,159
Speaker 7: I mean.

2438
02:11:09,399 --> 02:11:11,279
Speaker 4: And we did know about japam we let it go.

2439
02:11:15,239 --> 02:11:23,640
Speaker 3: Thomas Crooks. Thomas Crooks, Oh yes, oh yes, uh, we

2440
02:11:24,119 --> 02:11:25,520
were not going to go into it. But did you

2441
02:11:25,680 --> 02:11:28,520
did you watch any of Joe Kent on Tucker Carlson

2442
02:11:29,920 --> 02:11:35,359
now talking about Well, Tucker asked him about like, for example,

2443
02:11:35,439 --> 02:11:40,600
the surveillance tape from the shooting range where Traumas Crooks

2444
02:11:40,880 --> 02:11:44,119
was trained. Yeah, he said, why why don't that Why

2445
02:11:44,199 --> 02:11:47,319
isn't that out? And here was Kent's response. He says,

2446
02:11:47,359 --> 02:11:49,039
I know what the result is. The result is people

2447
02:11:49,119 --> 02:11:51,800
come to their own conclusions, and this is where the

2448
02:11:51,920 --> 02:11:56,119
crazy conspiracy theories come from. And those conspiracy theories usually

2449
02:11:56,199 --> 02:11:59,920
are easy to debunk or make people saying them sound crazy.

2450
02:12:00,439 --> 02:12:05,039
So then the actual question never gets answered. So and

2451
02:12:05,199 --> 02:12:07,079
he says, I try to explain it to you. Then

2452
02:12:07,159 --> 02:12:08,840
Tucker says, I try to explain this to people all

2453
02:12:08,880 --> 02:12:11,680
the time, because it's been going on since the Kennedy assassination,

2454
02:12:12,760 --> 02:12:16,279
and Kent then replies, Uh, so, basically, you give no

2455
02:12:16,479 --> 02:12:20,479
information whatsoever on something that's obvious that there should be

2456
02:12:20,680 --> 02:12:24,640
information on, and then you outline that there's potentially footage

2457
02:12:24,680 --> 02:12:27,560
of crooks at the range, and again police one oh one,

2458
02:12:27,640 --> 02:12:29,239
you go to the tapes, let's figure it out, and

2459
02:12:29,279 --> 02:12:31,880
then you don't release it and then go silent, and

2460
02:12:31,920 --> 02:12:34,760
then you make people crazy that they're doing it on purpose,

2461
02:12:34,880 --> 02:12:36,720
is what he basically said. And he would know he's

2462
02:12:36,760 --> 02:12:40,520
been behind the scenes, so uh yeah, he admits there

2463
02:12:40,640 --> 02:12:43,079
that they've they've been hiding that footage.

2464
02:12:44,720 --> 02:12:48,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, I mean, dude, duh dah. That's all I

2465
02:12:48,800 --> 02:12:54,640
gotta say, is dah dah, dah. I gotta go, Johnny,

2466
02:12:54,640 --> 02:12:57,199
I love you, take care, have a great day.

2467
02:12:57,880 --> 02:13:01,960
Speaker 3: Now there's the live though, everybody, did Sam leave? Can

2468
02:13:02,000 --> 02:13:03,760
you tell me in the comments that he leave? He

2469
02:13:03,880 --> 02:13:04,920
left though? What did he say?

2470
02:13:05,000 --> 02:13:05,199
Speaker 7: Yeah?

2471
02:13:05,319 --> 02:13:08,960
Speaker 3: The streamyard crashed on me. So uh, all right, everybody bye.

2472
02:13:09,039 --> 02:13:11,439
I can see the people leaving now in the streams.

2473
02:13:11,439 --> 02:13:13,800
I'm just gonna bail. He was looking for any opportunity

2474
02:13:13,880 --> 02:13:19,279
to get out. Yeah, I was about it anyway. Uh Oh,

2475
02:13:19,359 --> 02:13:21,800
I'll play one thing before I go. Okay, so this

2476
02:13:22,000 --> 02:13:25,319
is great. Did you see say so? Piers Morgan Louis Theroux,

2477
02:13:25,399 --> 02:13:29,159
the documentarian who I kind of like, did this gross

2478
02:13:29,439 --> 02:13:33,720
documentary about the manosphere on Netflix and he really just

2479
02:13:33,800 --> 02:13:35,920
found like the worst of the worst, and he admits

2480
02:13:35,960 --> 02:13:39,319
that he's doing that. But he had that guy hs

2481
02:13:39,520 --> 02:13:43,840
Tiki Taki in the documentary. He featured him pretty heavily,

2482
02:13:44,760 --> 02:13:48,359
and so that guy went on Piers Morgan and just

2483
02:13:48,640 --> 02:13:51,399
really embarrassed Piers Morgan. Like Peers, Morgan was not having

2484
02:13:51,560 --> 02:13:54,119
any of it. Bro, I'll play this really quickly before

2485
02:13:54,159 --> 02:13:55,560
I go. This is hilarious.

2486
02:13:58,920 --> 02:14:00,359
Speaker 1: For being gay, is Toby?

2487
02:14:00,680 --> 02:14:02,800
Speaker 5: What I do with my children is up to me.

2488
02:14:03,199 --> 02:14:04,960
What I do with my children is up to me.

2489
02:14:05,199 --> 02:14:09,000
Speaker 18: Of course I don't agree with you going to Epstein's

2490
02:14:09,000 --> 02:14:11,840
island and having three coughs with she's laying Maxwell and

2491
02:14:11,920 --> 02:14:12,479
the rest of them.

2492
02:14:12,600 --> 02:14:14,319
Speaker 5: But I don't need to bring I've never been.

2493
02:14:14,279 --> 02:14:18,920
Speaker 1: To be clear like this, Harrison.

2494
02:14:19,000 --> 02:14:25,239
Speaker 19: Okay, Harrison, I don't agree with that on the island, Yes,

2495
02:14:25,439 --> 02:14:30,000
nor do I. And as you sure, are you sure?

2496
02:14:30,680 --> 02:14:32,359
Speaker 1: Do you want to keep doing this? You make yourself

2497
02:14:32,359 --> 02:14:35,640
look very stupid. Are you sure, Piers that I've never

2498
02:14:35,720 --> 02:14:38,399
been to Jeffrey Epstein's island? I'm one hundred percent pos

2499
02:14:38,880 --> 02:14:41,319
I never met the man, never went to his island

2500
02:14:41,520 --> 02:14:43,880
and make gillais Maxwell for five minutes at a booklo,

2501
02:14:44,199 --> 02:14:45,039
if you've got any.

2502
02:14:44,880 --> 02:14:48,039
Speaker 5: Something mentioned a lot of times, a lot of times.

2503
02:14:48,479 --> 02:14:50,720
Speaker 1: I have no problem You're not. I don't think, if

2504
02:14:50,720 --> 02:14:52,920
I say this very respectfully, I don't think you're very

2505
02:14:52,920 --> 02:14:56,119
well informed about things like that, or you wouldn't go there, because.

2506
02:14:55,840 --> 02:14:57,000
Speaker 5: It's why are you in the files?

2507
02:14:58,199 --> 02:15:00,600
Speaker 1: Why don't you check the twenty seven assisted me in

2508
02:15:00,680 --> 02:15:01,079
the files?

2509
02:15:01,359 --> 02:15:04,159
Speaker 5: While you're in the files are very close to these, go.

2510
02:15:04,199 --> 02:15:07,159
Speaker 1: And check and all your followers you can. The great

2511
02:15:07,199 --> 02:15:09,800
thing about the Epstein files you can put somebody's name

2512
02:15:09,880 --> 02:15:10,319
in and.

2513
02:15:10,359 --> 02:15:13,159
Speaker 18: You like to compare me to Take and Myron and

2514
02:15:13,199 --> 02:15:16,199
everyone else. This because my name is close to them

2515
02:15:16,239 --> 02:15:18,560
in the manosphere. But if I compare you to Scene

2516
02:15:18,600 --> 02:15:22,279
and Maxwell, if you have a clear problem with you,

2517
02:15:22,399 --> 02:15:24,800
compare me to Myron and all the others.

2518
02:15:24,920 --> 02:15:30,640
Speaker 19: Harrison is homophobic, misogynistic, Parson, whatever world, I'm comparing you.

2519
02:15:30,680 --> 02:15:34,720
Speaker 5: To Epstein then because you're in his files, Harrison, exactly, Let's.

2520
02:15:34,720 --> 02:15:38,359
Speaker 1: Make yourself look idiot than you did on the Netflix show.

2521
02:15:38,800 --> 02:15:41,439
Speaker 5: Really, really two people like you, sir.

2522
02:15:41,840 --> 02:15:44,199
Speaker 18: I don't mind that you make yourself look like an

2523
02:15:44,199 --> 02:15:46,600
idiot every single day when your wife is at home

2524
02:15:46,680 --> 02:15:49,079
posting pictures that you're out and she wants to get

2525
02:15:49,279 --> 02:15:51,760
used like a toy by a big black.

2526
02:15:51,640 --> 02:15:54,479
Speaker 5: Man who is cleaning her car. Is that why you

2527
02:15:54,560 --> 02:15:55,279
have a problem with me?

2528
02:15:55,359 --> 02:15:58,359
Speaker 18: Is that why you're pushing this homophobic narrative because I'm

2529
02:15:58,399 --> 02:16:00,760
the big black man the shad your wife while you

2530
02:16:00,960 --> 02:16:03,920
are on holiday. Okay, we can all have a push

2531
02:16:03,960 --> 02:16:06,720
in the shops. Let's go back to talking about the

2532
02:16:06,800 --> 02:16:08,960
documentary and less of the homophobo.

2533
02:16:09,319 --> 02:16:12,640
Speaker 1: Here's what I'm thinking about you. I watched the documentary.

2534
02:16:12,920 --> 02:16:17,079
I think you're a fucking idiot. I think you're ast misogynist.

2535
02:16:17,560 --> 02:16:21,960
I'm aphobus work who got exposed, who got exposed in

2536
02:16:22,079 --> 02:16:25,920
a global way by Netflix, by Louis Through for what

2537
02:16:26,119 --> 02:16:28,760
you are. You're a little half wit and you'll make

2538
02:16:28,800 --> 02:16:29,560
your little followed.

2539
02:16:29,840 --> 02:16:33,079
Speaker 4: Don't get any point.

2540
02:16:33,639 --> 02:16:35,559
Speaker 1: There's no point me wasting my time talking to you,

2541
02:16:36,559 --> 02:16:36,760
is it?

2542
02:16:36,879 --> 02:16:39,040
Speaker 5: What's the point exactly? Do you know what?

2543
02:16:39,399 --> 02:16:41,719
Speaker 18: Let's chill it down then, because what I just said,

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there's fifty more things that we can have a stupid

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back and forth and try.

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Speaker 5: Normal self normal normally.

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Speaker 1: I don't care about your silly inside What do you.

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Speaker 5: Mean you don't care?

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Speaker 7: What do you mean?

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Speaker 5: You don't care what I said? To have a picture

2551
02:16:57,680 --> 02:16:58,520
around and show you right.

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Speaker 1: Now, I couldn't care less about your silly little insult.

2553
02:17:01,600 --> 02:17:02,680
It's like a two year old.

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Speaker 5: Why would I care a two year old? A two

2555
02:17:05,799 --> 02:17:08,079
year old? Listen? So, I don't know why you come

2556
02:17:08,120 --> 02:17:09,879
on and you talk like your horia ban Now. As

2557
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soon as you're well, patients are open your chain.

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Speaker 1: Bows, that's end. Please cooked, you know what I'm not

2559
02:17:20,319 --> 02:17:22,319
doing this story, guys, it's pointless.

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Speaker 3: Bro that I mean, he got roasted on his own

2561
02:17:27,719 --> 02:17:29,760
show Man, and I don't know if you've seen it.

2562
02:17:29,879 --> 02:17:33,520
It's like an old Instagram post that Piers Morgan's I

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guess his wife or whatever posted where she's in her

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02:17:37,200 --> 02:17:39,159
bathing suit and she's got a thing that says like

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02:17:39,280 --> 02:17:42,719
pool boy applications wanted or something suggesting that she's she's

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02:17:42,799 --> 02:17:43,079
up for it.

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Speaker 5: You know.

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Speaker 3: Ah, dude, he got Peers. Peers does that to people

2569
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like all day and I and I don't love that. Whatever.

2570
02:17:50,159 --> 02:17:52,360
Tiki Taki's got, whatever the hell his name is, But

2571
02:17:52,479 --> 02:17:55,639
that was so funny to see somebody dude to Piers Morgan,

2572
02:17:55,920 --> 02:17:59,239
Well what Piers Morgan does to people all the time. Anyway,

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I wanted to show saying that, But that was that

2574
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was absolutely fabulous. Anything else, Yeah, the CIA is poisoning

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the sky. We knew that already. Drones. Oh, rest in peace,

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02:18:12,760 --> 02:18:15,559
Chuck Norris. I wish I'd gotten to say that with

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Sam here. Yeah, we lost Chuck Norris. Rest in peace

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to Chuck Norris.

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Speaker 5: Man.

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Speaker 3: When I was a kid, my grandpa his favorite show

2581
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in the nineties was Walker, Texas Ranger, which if you

2582
02:18:31,559 --> 02:18:33,680
grew up in the South, you know that show was

2583
02:18:33,799 --> 02:18:35,920
just kind of it was kind of a big deal.

2584
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It was terrible. By the way, if you go back

2585
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and try to watch it now, it is awful. It

2586
02:18:40,520 --> 02:18:42,799
is truly bad. Oh no, he was eighty six. Okay,

2587
02:18:42,920 --> 02:18:44,440
that's pretty good. He may have had a good run.

2588
02:18:45,079 --> 02:18:47,520
Uh met Yahoo by the way posted about him. He

2589
02:18:47,639 --> 02:18:49,559
was like he said, he wrote a Sarah and I

2590
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was deeply saddened to hear of the passing of Chuck Norris,

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a close and personal friend of Israel and myself. If

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you look in this, I'll just end on this. If

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02:19:04,159 --> 02:19:08,479
you look though at the uh at the suggested community

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notes for the story of Chuck Norris's death on TMZ,

2595
02:19:14,520 --> 02:19:18,959
it was all just uh, you know, stereotypical Chuck Norris

2596
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jokes like Chuck Norris died five years ago. Death was

2597
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just afraid to tell him that was one of them.

2598
02:19:26,639 --> 02:19:28,360
Let me see if I can find the other. Oh, yeah,

2599
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hear it is Uh, Chuck Norris isn't dead, He's just resting.

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Trust me, Pyle, you really don't want to wake him up.

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02:19:35,840 --> 02:19:37,840
And then the last one I saw was Chuck Norris

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is currently deciding if God is getting into heaven. So yeah,

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happy trails to Chuck Norris Walker Texas Ranger, a hero

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02:19:46,959 --> 02:19:50,200
of my childhood and an all around badass. He was

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02:19:50,239 --> 02:19:52,399
wrong on Israel, but seemed like a pretty cool guy.

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So by everybody, see you next week.

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Speaker 5: Christ they're gonna

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Speaker 4: Buy, They are gonna