Speaker 1: Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things.
Speaker 2: Welcome to another edition of idiotology. We let your taco
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Speaker 2: idiots all right, Hey, you get about fifteen minutes or
Speaker 2: so to throw your vote in this morning on the
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Speaker 2: it takes for you to get registered to possibly win
Speaker 2: yourself ACDC tickets for their show at Raymond James Stadium.
Speaker 1: I love it that we're getting your votes in for
Speaker 1: which Skinnered song you want to hear.
Speaker 2: It's been a little while since Skinner It's been featured
Speaker 2: on You Say We played so this morning. There's three
Speaker 2: choices there. Pick one of those, tell us which one,
Speaker 2: and the one with the most votes we'll play back
Speaker 2: at nine. Then the wheel of randomness spins. One of
Speaker 2: you who votes will grab the ACDC tickets again. Jay
Speaker 2: are our Facebook page. You have about fifteen minutes, so
Speaker 2: don't vote and drive. The researchers with the Centers for
Speaker 2: Disease Control have been kind enough to just recently share
Speaker 2: over twenty five years worth of research done as it
Speaker 2: pertains to public splash pads.
Speaker 1: Oh no, oh, I I fear the results. I've seen
Speaker 1: a duty at the splash pad before. Let me I
Speaker 1: know it's innocent. It wasn't meant. Let me boil this down.
Speaker 1: What you saw is not a rare occurrence, as I
Speaker 1: see the phrase fecal bacteria wonderland used. You know those
Speaker 1: shoes that make you look like a complete douchebag, the
Speaker 1: water shoes, Yes, the ones that Yeah, sorry, any tourists
Speaker 1: in town that have water shoes you're playing.
Speaker 2: Use them. I don't even know if those are going
Speaker 2: to protect against a fecal bacteria wonderland.
Speaker 1: That could be the name of a band, hardcore band
Speaker 1: now fb W Yeah, wow.
Speaker 2: That is uh what look should this surprise anybody?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: Come on and CDC, Hello, why are you spending twenty
Speaker 2: five years researching this?
Speaker 1: Focus on something else? Yes, splash on somebody else's splash pad.
Speaker 2: You know, you know, you know. Look, this builds what
Speaker 2: a lot of us like to refer to as character
Speaker 2: and antibodies. Yeah, dooty feet disease resistance something we had
Speaker 2: dooty fet grown up.
Speaker 1: Come on, running around inconvenience stores all the time without
Speaker 1: shoes on everywhere. You didn't wear shoes as a kid
Speaker 1: in Florida.
Speaker 2: And we made it.
Speaker 1: I have a little brain damage between running through the
Speaker 1: mosquito fogger, playing the golf course, run off water.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, uh, you know, golf.
Speaker 1: Ball hunting where when amiba was a big thing, we
Speaker 1: would we would go under.
Speaker 2: I think I've told you is we would plug our
Speaker 2: nose like this when it was a big thing, close
Speaker 2: our eyes.
Speaker 1: Well, you know when they had the big Amba scare
Speaker 1: and there are all those people dying back in the eighties.
Speaker 2: Anytime the water gets at a certain agree, exactly, pat
Speaker 2: the plug like this, and I'd plug my ear and
Speaker 2: I'd go down.
Speaker 4: I'd have my head, I have my You don't want
Speaker 4: to get a germ up there. No, I'd have a
Speaker 4: golf ball under my foot, hold on choking and I'd go,
Speaker 4: I guess, plug up go.
Speaker 1: You just hope you didn't step down A mud guppy,
Speaker 1: says a big slimy bastards were an alligator. Yeah, we
Speaker 1: were gators. In the winter park finds.
Speaker 2: Lakes the not allowed in the zone of operation.
Speaker 1: No, the the splash pads, they are the best though.
Speaker 1: If you're out of a theme park and you're really hot.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: Between nineteen ninety seven and twenty twenty two, at least
Speaker 2: sixty cases of fecal related illness, one of which caused
Speaker 2: over two thousand people to get sick, and all the
Speaker 2: linked outbreaks, there were at least ten thousand, six hundred
Speaker 2: and sixty one illnesses one hundred and fifty two hospitalizations
Speaker 2: in ninety nine emergency room visits.
Speaker 1: What do you think happened when we stood on the
Speaker 1: side of the road after the afternoon rainstorms and had
Speaker 1: cars splash ringworm on our faces again?
Speaker 2: Characters? Yeah, Redmond, Washington has a brand new fleet of
Speaker 2: snowplows just in time for the winter season. Awesome. They
Speaker 2: opened up the naming of the snowplows to the residence
Speaker 2: of Redmondon. Well, the five snowplows now have great names.
Speaker 3: Here are the official five names you chose for red
Speaker 3: Men's new snowplow fleet, coming at at number five. Betty
Speaker 3: White Out in fourth place, the Big Laplowski number three,
Speaker 3: snow Bygone, Kenobi second place, Scoop Dog, and your top
Speaker 3: pick Control Salt.
Speaker 2: Delete, Control Salt Delite. Wow. Did the number one Control
Speaker 2: Salt Thelite?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: I know that did they win anything. No, these are
Speaker 2: just that was what they've got the most votes.
Speaker 1: I think I think the number one vote that wins
Speaker 1: should get, Like, I don't know, win's what free shovel,
Speaker 1: snow shovel or something. How happy are most of you
Speaker 1: transplants that have landed down here that any snow talk
Speaker 1: is now just I don't have to deal with that anymore. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're talking to the one in the water shoes right now.
Speaker 2: Again. I kid Scoop Dog. I like that one, the
Speaker 2: big Laplowski. I like all of them. Betty Whiteout snowbygune Kenobi,
Speaker 2: Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie are back. Okay, what's the show?
Speaker 2: They have a new show coming to Peacock. It is
Speaker 2: a three part special called Paris and Nicole Encore, in
Speaker 2: which the dynamic duo can be seen reuniting to put
Speaker 2: together an opera based on their iconic tune Sanasa.
Speaker 1: This has failed all over it. Look just do videotapes
Speaker 1: with topless. We've had twenty years since The Simple Life.
Speaker 2: Which I forgot about. We made fun of every single episode,
Speaker 2: but at the same time had just this car crash
Speaker 2: curiosity of that show. As to how two people could
Speaker 2: be so dumb dumb?
Speaker 1: I mean, you listen to this show, you know that
Speaker 1: two people could be dumb.
Speaker 2: Sure, but we have our moments. What I do. I
Speaker 2: put the trailer on our Facebook page and well, Paris
Speaker 2: got that new set about. They both are looking pretty good.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know Paris on the did commercials for Hotel
Speaker 1: the Family's Hotel.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I I don't want to say
Speaker 1: my daughter because that may disgust me when I think
Speaker 1: of the video.
Speaker 2: But do you remember it was like at the height
Speaker 2: of the simple Life where it was the just household name.
Speaker 2: Lionel Richie popped up over at Magic one morning. Our
Speaker 2: studio used to be right next door to Magic one
Speaker 2: oh seven seven and they had Lionel Richie was in
Speaker 2: the building. And I've always thought Lionel Richie was cool
Speaker 2: me too, and uh and I was like, hey, can
Speaker 2: can we say And he's like, came over and he
Speaker 2: hung out with us for a few minutes. Guy to
Speaker 2: picture somewhere it's shooting the deuble horns. Yeah, it's cool.
Speaker 2: And at the same time we're thinking, man, what's this
Speaker 2: guy probably think about his daughter and what's going on
Speaker 2: right now. I still wanted to ask him, Yeah, but
Speaker 2: we didn't, true did we interview him by We did
Speaker 2: in the way and talked with him for a little while.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was that was that was one of the
Speaker 1: highlights meeting Lyon already. But I was thinking, God, man,
Speaker 1: your daughter's a little trolla and.
Speaker 2: You see him her whore friend on that video tape
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