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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to another edition of idiotology. We let your taco

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<v Speaker 2>one on one one w jr R. But your freaking

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<v Speaker 2>idiots all right, Hey, you get about fifteen minutes or

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<v Speaker 2>so to throw your vote in this morning on the

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<v Speaker 2>jar R Facebook page for you say It, we play it?

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<v Speaker 2>If you haven't done so already, one vote is all

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<v Speaker 2>it takes for you to get registered to possibly win

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<v Speaker 2>yourself ACDC tickets for their show at Raymond James Stadium.

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<v Speaker 1>I love it that we're getting your votes in for

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<v Speaker 1>which Skinnered song you want to hear.

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<v Speaker 2>It's been a little while since Skinner It's been featured

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<v Speaker 2>on You Say We played so this morning. There's three

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<v Speaker 2>choices there. Pick one of those, tell us which one,

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<v Speaker 2>and the one with the most votes we'll play back

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<v Speaker 2>at nine. Then the wheel of randomness spins. One of

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<v Speaker 2>you who votes will grab the ACDC tickets again. Jay

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<v Speaker 2>are our Facebook page. You have about fifteen minutes, so

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<v Speaker 2>don't vote and drive. The researchers with the Centers for

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<v Speaker 2>Disease Control have been kind enough to just recently share

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<v Speaker 2>over twenty five years worth of research done as it

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<v Speaker 2>pertains to public splash pads.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, oh, I I fear the results. I've seen

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<v Speaker 1>a duty at the splash pad before. Let me I

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<v Speaker 1>know it's innocent. It wasn't meant. Let me boil this down.

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<v Speaker 1>What you saw is not a rare occurrence, as I

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<v Speaker 1>see the phrase fecal bacteria wonderland used. You know those

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<v Speaker 1>shoes that make you look like a complete douchebag, the

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<v Speaker 1>water shoes, Yes, the ones that Yeah, sorry, any tourists

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<v Speaker 1>in town that have water shoes you're playing.

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<v Speaker 2>Use them. I don't even know if those are going

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<v Speaker 2>to protect against a fecal bacteria wonderland.

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<v Speaker 1>That could be the name of a band, hardcore band

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<v Speaker 1>now fb W Yeah, wow.

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<v Speaker 2>That is uh what look should this surprise anybody?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 2>Come on and CDC, Hello, why are you spending twenty

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<v Speaker 2>five years researching this?

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<v Speaker 1>Focus on something else? Yes, splash on somebody else's splash pad.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, you know, you know. Look, this builds what

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of us like to refer to as character

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<v Speaker 2>and antibodies. Yeah, dooty feet disease resistance something we had

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<v Speaker 2>dooty fet grown up.

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, running around inconvenience stores all the time without

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<v Speaker 1>shoes on everywhere. You didn't wear shoes as a kid

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<v Speaker 1>in Florida.

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<v Speaker 2>And we made it.

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<v Speaker 1>I have a little brain damage between running through the

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<v Speaker 1>mosquito fogger, playing the golf course, run off water.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, uh, you know, golf.

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<v Speaker 1>Ball hunting where when amiba was a big thing, we

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<v Speaker 1>would we would go under.

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<v Speaker 2>I think I've told you is we would plug our

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<v Speaker 2>nose like this when it was a big thing, close

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<v Speaker 2>our eyes.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you know when they had the big Amba scare

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<v Speaker 1>and there are all those people dying back in the eighties.

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<v Speaker 2>Anytime the water gets at a certain agree, exactly, pat

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<v Speaker 2>the plug like this, and I'd plug my ear and

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<v Speaker 2>I'd go down.

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<v Speaker 4>I'd have my head, I have my You don't want

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<v Speaker 4>to get a germ up there. No, I'd have a

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<v Speaker 4>golf ball under my foot, hold on choking and I'd go,

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<v Speaker 4>I guess, plug up go.

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<v Speaker 1>You just hope you didn't step down A mud guppy,

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<v Speaker 1>says a big slimy bastards were an alligator. Yeah, we

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<v Speaker 1>were gators. In the winter park finds.

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<v Speaker 2>Lakes the not allowed in the zone of operation.

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<v Speaker 1>No, the the splash pads, they are the best though.

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<v Speaker 1>If you're out of a theme park and you're really hot.

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<v Speaker 1>You know.

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<v Speaker 2>Between nineteen ninety seven and twenty twenty two, at least

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<v Speaker 2>sixty cases of fecal related illness, one of which caused

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<v Speaker 2>over two thousand people to get sick, and all the

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<v Speaker 2>linked outbreaks, there were at least ten thousand, six hundred

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<v Speaker 2>and sixty one illnesses one hundred and fifty two hospitalizations

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<v Speaker 2>in ninety nine emergency room visits.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you think happened when we stood on the

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<v Speaker 1>side of the road after the afternoon rainstorms and had

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<v Speaker 1>cars splash ringworm on our faces again?

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<v Speaker 2>Characters? Yeah, Redmond, Washington has a brand new fleet of

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<v Speaker 2>snowplows just in time for the winter season. Awesome. They

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<v Speaker 2>opened up the naming of the snowplows to the residence

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<v Speaker 2>of Redmondon. Well, the five snowplows now have great names.

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<v Speaker 3>Here are the official five names you chose for red

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<v Speaker 3>Men's new snowplow fleet, coming at at number five. Betty

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<v Speaker 3>White Out in fourth place, the Big Laplowski number three,

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<v Speaker 3>snow Bygone, Kenobi second place, Scoop Dog, and your top

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<v Speaker 3>pick Control Salt.

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<v Speaker 2>Delete, Control Salt Delite. Wow. Did the number one Control

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<v Speaker 2>Salt Thelite?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 2>I know that did they win anything. No, these are

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<v Speaker 2>just that was what they've got the most votes.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I think the number one vote that wins

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<v Speaker 1>should get, Like, I don't know, win's what free shovel,

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<v Speaker 1>snow shovel or something. How happy are most of you

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<v Speaker 1>transplants that have landed down here that any snow talk

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<v Speaker 1>is now just I don't have to deal with that anymore. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we're talking to the one in the water shoes right now.

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<v Speaker 2>Again. I kid Scoop Dog. I like that one, the

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<v Speaker 2>big Laplowski. I like all of them. Betty Whiteout snowbygune Kenobi,

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<v Speaker 2>Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie are back. Okay, what's the show?

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<v Speaker 2>They have a new show coming to Peacock. It is

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<v Speaker 2>a three part special called Paris and Nicole Encore, in

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<v Speaker 2>which the dynamic duo can be seen reuniting to put

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<v Speaker 2>together an opera based on their iconic tune Sanasa.

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<v Speaker 1>This has failed all over it. Look just do videotapes

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<v Speaker 1>with topless. We've had twenty years since The Simple Life.

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<v Speaker 2>Which I forgot about. We made fun of every single episode,

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<v Speaker 2>but at the same time had just this car crash

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<v Speaker 2>curiosity of that show. As to how two people could

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<v Speaker 2>be so dumb dumb?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, you listen to this show, you know that

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<v Speaker 1>two people could be dumb.

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<v Speaker 2>Sure, but we have our moments. What I do. I

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<v Speaker 2>put the trailer on our Facebook page and well, Paris

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<v Speaker 2>got that new set about. They both are looking pretty good.

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<v Speaker 3>Man.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I know Paris on the did commercials for Hotel

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<v Speaker 1>the Family's Hotel.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if I I don't want to say

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<v Speaker 1>my daughter because that may disgust me when I think

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<v Speaker 1>of the video.

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<v Speaker 2>But do you remember it was like at the height

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<v Speaker 2>of the simple Life where it was the just household name.

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<v Speaker 2>Lionel Richie popped up over at Magic one morning. Our

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<v Speaker 2>studio used to be right next door to Magic one

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<v Speaker 2>oh seven seven and they had Lionel Richie was in

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<v Speaker 2>the building. And I've always thought Lionel Richie was cool

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<v Speaker 2>me too, and uh and I was like, hey, can

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<v Speaker 2>can we say And he's like, came over and he

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<v Speaker 2>hung out with us for a few minutes. Guy to

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<v Speaker 2>picture somewhere it's shooting the deuble horns. Yeah, it's cool.

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<v Speaker 2>And at the same time we're thinking, man, what's this

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<v Speaker 2>guy probably think about his daughter and what's going on

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<v Speaker 2>right now. I still wanted to ask him, Yeah, but

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<v Speaker 2>we didn't, true did we interview him by We did

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<v Speaker 2>in the way and talked with him for a little while.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it was that was that was one of the

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<v Speaker 1>highlights meeting Lyon already. But I was thinking, God, man,

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<v Speaker 1>your daughter's a little trolla and.

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<v Speaker 2>You see him her whore friend on that video tape

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<v Speaker 1>Rock Station