Speaker 1: Hello, everyone, Welcome to episode fifty nine, fifty nine question
Yeah I forget often fifty nine of Iski, Donze and Dragons.
I am here again with the shark Daniel Green. A
sorry sound victims make Okay? I was gonna say, I
have a little I've strapped the wall up with a
little electric buzzers shock therapy that whenever I say their name,
they get electric shocked. I'm here with Cody stravity.
Speaker 2: Ah when he calls something while he's uh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's lifting. I went to the gym yesterday. I
worked out. I'm here.
Speaker 3: Lets you injured yourself?
Speaker 1: How's your wrist? Sorry? How's your wrist? Are you okay?
Speaker 2: It's better, It's a lot better like this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no longer than wow. Oh my god, you go
all right? He fell over on it in skiing. Oh
we both have broke up arms.
Speaker 3: Yeah, good, I go. What happened to you?
Speaker 1: I felt upstairs?
Speaker 3: Wait?
Speaker 1: Actually, legitimately, photo on the says.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that is what Kayla is making him say.
Speaker 1: This is my my My presumption was it was a
joke and he had actually like fallen outside or something like.
Speaker 5: No, wait a minute, wait a minute, I've been in
your house. Daniel, you can't fall down the stairs your
your stairs are unfallible.
Speaker 2: This doesn't make any.
Speaker 6: Sense stairs, you know, like the stairs like going down
from the office to the make They don't have a railing,
and so I actually I can show Oh no, what, Well,
you don't.
Speaker 1: Have to show because I don't need to talk to
yourself a railing where my hole? Oh my god?
Speaker 2: Showed the door?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, did.
Speaker 1: You Daniel Green? Coincidentally, did you recently befriend a swordsman
who fights with three swords? No, that'd be great because
that would be awesome. Guess where this door goes? Okay
for a list of this he's putting on a door.
I don't know where I do where to go.
Speaker 2: I'm not telling it's the Narni than the outside. It
goes nowhere.
Speaker 1: This door does not have a room on the other
side of it doesn't all.
Speaker 4: Yes, it doesn't open if you go to the other
side of this door.
Speaker 2: There is a wall. Yeah, he's not bullshitting. Yeah, that's
that's how it is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I love that. Love that.
Speaker 5: That's how I got there. Actually, I just opened the
door and I would just walk through. That's that's how
it works.
Speaker 2: Yeah, heacking.
Speaker 4: Put it on your channel. Put it on your door channel,
the door channel.
Speaker 6: Yeah all right, okay, oh what are we live in
front of people yet?
Speaker 1: Yes, we haven't been. I didn't, I didn't.
Speaker 4: My name is Norman. Game introduced myself.
Speaker 1: I'm here with Norman Briggs. Good, good, good, And I'm
here with Anthony Teching.
Speaker 5: I do, and I'm still Agnes. I guess I'm just
gonna I'm just endgame. I'm just going to Agnes the
whole way.
Speaker 1: He sounds sad when you introduce Teching. That wasn't cool.
Speaker 2: That's fair, that's understandable because he knows that Teching has
like a resistance to his electric trucks.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I don't. I'm not working. Why is it
not working on my chair? You didn't look it up properly?
Speaker 1: Oh god? Oh shit? Wait no, what if I say Agnes.
Speaker 5: Electricity electricity noticeably? No, not my Alexa electric.
Speaker 6: The best part of that was just how vertical you
did get into chair.
Speaker 2: It was just notable.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's so good. I'll lie that. Well. Welcome back.
We last episode, they took care of the road god
by not continuously throwing deck saves at her.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Hey, guys, you know what we should use against this
rogue god dexterity saves all of them.
Speaker 2: Let's do let's go.
Speaker 4: You think Norman would be a better gamer.
Speaker 1: People were acting like she was immortal, but you just
she was just immune.
Speaker 2: To one thing.
Speaker 3: Saved.
Speaker 2: There's no spells that cause like a charisma save.
Speaker 1: What are we supposed to do there is?
Speaker 7: People are getting getting mad at Norman. I'm like, dude,
you have like two and a half spells last and
they're all decks.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, you finished kill her, skin off the bone?
Speaker 2: Yeah, kill her.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah yeah, and now you're back in the Vestorian
void all right? And I mean, like bone slaw, you
you holy spirited to pick a bunch of people up
the end, so everybody's on like single digit HP nine. Sorry, Agnes,
did you fall on conscious?
Speaker 2: Did I?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Did you?
Speaker 2: I mean if I did, then I would not be
Agnes anymore. But I feel like I can't exactly conscious.
Speaker 5: I don't remember if I had a bunch of temp
HP at some point that might have saved my ass.
Speaker 1: I think I think I feel like we would.
Speaker 5: I feel like we would have addressed this in the last.
Speaker 1: She did the shark this is still alive.
Speaker 2: She's at nine h PEA.
Speaker 1: It really is just like she's a tough bad Why
it's so odd because it's like the final arc. You're
going into these final gods and it's Cody the Shark,
Norman and Agnes. She's like she's just not been here
the whole time. She's like mister Pickle from the first
episode of.
Speaker 3: Least Reference.
Speaker 5: Uh no, she's not get knocked out in the Dragon.
I feel like we would have you're you're, you would
have remembered this, We would have brought it up if
she got knocked out, and I don't remember that happening
at all.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna say she didn't. But if she does,
she will, you will go back to being Anthony.
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, no, that's the rule. But she's all right
for right now. Yeah, this is all happening in the
same day, like so.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, well, time passes differently here, exactly. If Vestoria
actually says time passes differently here, you would be able
to use as many of your transformations as you want.
Speaker 2: Thank you, exactly.
Speaker 1: Vistoria.
Speaker 5: By the way, if you turn on us, I'm gonna
give you an Agnes knuckle sandwich.
Speaker 1: Why I have no reason why I would ever do that.
Oh yeah, you're helping me. I can see how strong
you are, Agnes. Just boo okay like this. So you
guys are sitting in the Vestoria void once again, and
she thanks you, and you're all bloodied and wounded, and
you see both of the Rogue God and range of
God always gone, and all that's left is the Warlock
and Paladin one. But the Paladin one is like locked.
Well that's really you know, left is the You have
no much choices. And she says, I feel my power
returning to me in in bigger and bigger ways. Oh,
so you can do the fighting. I can't leave this place.
I'm still bound to the fountain you're trying.
Speaker 2: To isn't there convenient?
Speaker 6: H So you're not really getting to have much more
powerful Listen, you're like the king of Alcatraz. Oh great,
you rule an island.
Speaker 1: All I was trying to say is that you killed
two gods, so I owe you. I am able to
do two things for you. Yeah, so actually know what
fight go into the next battle on two HP. Fine story.
Speaker 3: Listen to thank you so much for the help that
you've moved.
Speaker 1: Arms fold.
Speaker 4: I don't know why everyone's taking.
Speaker 1: Because taking idea that she was evil in your heads
and now and now.
Speaker 4: Norman looked at ast, But how can be evil if
hot one since day one the same?
Speaker 6: I actually do know who the traitor among us is.
It's in bone Slaw this whole time, in Bone Sly.
Speaker 2: No, it was actually you think we killed him?
Speaker 3: Okay, story.
Speaker 1: Yes, I am grateful for everything you've done for me
so far, and the challenges are only going to get
harder from here. Yeah, I have the power of Obviously,
it takes a lot of power for me to do
these things for you, but it's it's it's all I
could do to help. I am able to heal you. Thanks.
One of the things I can do on.
Speaker 7: The ability to can you give us the ability to
long rest in a short amount of time?
Speaker 1: Well, I can. She can use what's it called mass heel.
I think that does that heals a total of seven
hundred HP divided amongst you, guys, so for most of you,
it will max most of you, guys. But she also
has the ability to recover some spell slots still for
you guys, and you will get a short rest as well.
Norman so you will still get your arcane recovery.
Speaker 5: So it's like we're giving a list of like options here.
We can heal, we could get spell slots back, or
we can bring So we have three like like bonus
menu options on the table.
Speaker 1: You did ask something at the end of the last session,
which I did say to be continued on, which is
you asked if black Beard could be sent back?
Speaker 2: Yeah, told we switch. I can.
Speaker 1: I have the power to bring people in here. What
I can do is I can exchange him for somebody weaker.
It has to be somebody significantly weaker, you know, someone
like a little feather or a balloon man, or like
a Yaroslav or Ripper.
Speaker 3: With us.
Speaker 2: Do they have to then go through the doors.
Speaker 1: Yes, because when you open the doors, everybody gets taken out.
Can it be a resurrected Shakespeare? No, he's dead. Yea,
his soul went back to in my head. I sort
of have a threshold of power. I would not let
you let you bring in Casimir. He's too strong.
Speaker 2: We can't bring in Ripper, he's way too strong.
Speaker 1: But somebody, somebody like balloon man or somebody likes Si.
Speaker 2: Whoever we bring in is going to be an immense dandia.
Speaker 1: Maybe it shouldn't be somebody that you like.
Speaker 5: I'm saying this, I'm saying this out of character. We
need to go deep cuts on this. We need to
find a character from like episode three that showed up
once and they.
Speaker 1: Would be it. They well, I guess they don't need
to be a round. Can I bring in?
Speaker 2: Can I bring in Douglas rat? Yeah? You kill.
Speaker 1: That's crazy? Crazy?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 3: Okay, my last My last conversation with Douglas was stting
in free So now I won't do that.
Speaker 7: Guys, I really want to bring rip it back by Also,
the water be responsible for another death?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 2: Is the Holy Dead? Is Corey weaker than Blackbeard?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, he seems sturdy.
Speaker 3: He seems strong.
Speaker 2: Here's the soul of a titan Oh ship ship ship?
Speaker 1: No, guys, so, guy, I who Katya?
Speaker 2: Mmm?
Speaker 5: I want to see her again. She was awesome, she
was cool. Old Tony and her took selfies together. Let's
bring back Katya.
Speaker 4: Question, guys, Yeah, she would should the storia? Are you
capable of reviving people? You have that spell?
Speaker 2: She laughs?
Speaker 1: She doesn't. Sorry, she doesn't function, he says. Unfortunately, Well,
at least in my current state. I think she mentioned
something about she might be able to but not right now,
like when she's back in full power.
Speaker 2: Now, let's not bring Brick back. He is a child.
We don't want him to die. Yeah, I think.
Speaker 7: We got to put it to a vote, guys. I
think the options right now are Cory Ripper snow not.
Speaker 2: For other things.
Speaker 1: Sorry, this there's also people like Nerve, Yeah, balloon man, there's.
Speaker 3: I guess this is just this a well we remember
Yo will be okay.
Speaker 5: He's kind of like a loose cannon on the edge
that doesn't play by the rules.
Speaker 1: Though he could turn into a giant wear bearge I
don't think.
Speaker 3: I don't think he's got any really more powerful since
we Yeah, probably not.
Speaker 2: I think he'd just get buddied.
Speaker 5: Maybe we should just keep black Beard. He's pretty strong.
He's a risk, but he's a risk we have to take.
Speaker 2: He's not worth the risk. Yeah, but dead is he attractive?
Speaker 3: Though?
Speaker 2: It's just.
Speaker 1: What are you guys talking about? Blackbeard says nothing.
Speaker 5: Nothing, Sweetie, just go back to hanging out and looking fabulous.
You're do you I have everything you want?
Speaker 2: Baby? Wait?
Speaker 1: Wait, I actually have a really good idea what is it?
Speaker 3: Is it?
Speaker 6: So we met black Beard? Yeah, and it's confirmed he
has syphilis.
Speaker 2: Yeah he was.
Speaker 1: I did the roll, and he doesn't.
Speaker 2: He was still he was still kid. He was still kid.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, he was.
Speaker 6: I was gonna say, we can summon his syphilis and
then just give the next god syphilis.
Speaker 1: Someone his syphilis.
Speaker 6: Just give the next god syphilis, just really give it
to the Yeah, what.
Speaker 2: About what about instead of syphilis? What about silas?
Speaker 1: He just doesn't like you guys that much.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's kind of why we would want to
bring him in, right, Cody.
Speaker 7: I understand black beards like what they called damnages a lot.
In the last fight, we kind of need his strength
as well.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: Have a conversation with him.
Speaker 2: He did way more damage than he did good. He
did not help us in the scheme, do you lag?
All right?
Speaker 1: All right, all right, Cody, Cody?
Speaker 2: How about this? How about this?
Speaker 5: I actually don't know if I know your name, but
I I.
Speaker 2: All right, here's the deal.
Speaker 5: What if in the next one we let black Beard,
we stand all the way back and with Blackbeard take
care of the heavy lifting.
Speaker 1: And then if it's looking like he's gonna die. Then
we just stay and he just stands there with water.
Won's the god. And you see what we've seen.
Speaker 2: Do that?
Speaker 3: You know, Helmand and you were like melee fighters, I
feel like, right.
Speaker 1: Well yeah, but they can they can get into melee
after black Beard has either died or you know, I
imagine that's what Agnes's part is.
Speaker 2: All right, let's first, let's put it to a vote.
Speaker 3: Okay, the Brewers.
Speaker 2: I guess that includes do we get rid of black Beard?
Speaker 3: Yes? Or no?
Speaker 2: I'd say we keep them?
Speaker 1: Okay, that's one. Can we get rid? That's one? Get
rid of Norman? Hmm?
Speaker 4: Black Beard?
Speaker 1: Yes, little man, I forgot your name.
Speaker 4: My name's Norman.
Speaker 1: Ah, yes, black Norm.
Speaker 4: Black Norm.
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's the cool name. That's that's that's edgy. You
know you hit us a lot last time, right with
fireballs and stuff.
Speaker 1: Good.
Speaker 4: I you're really strong, but you also almost killed us.
Speaker 1: Well, get stronger.
Speaker 4: I vote for him to leave.
Speaker 3: Wilhelm. Uh?
Speaker 2: Yes, are you good?
Speaker 1: Do you want to?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: I'm still campaigning for rap Bama.
Speaker 2: Oh? Okay, what so switching? All right?
Speaker 5: Let me try something. I go up to Blackbeard. Wait,
I go up to black Beard. All right, all right, sweetie, listen.
I can see you there in a fiery blaze in
the last battle and the next one. As soon as
we walk through that door, I tell you run straight ahead.
I'll use my magic to reinforce you. You'll be invincible.
Speaker 2: I'm lying. I'm lying.
Speaker 3: He believe you.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well that's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 3: Why why are you?
Speaker 2: Why are you making deals with him? He's not gonna
be here.
Speaker 1: See, we just voted on it.
Speaker 8: If the shark wants someone else to come, that means
he wants I was like, I didn't Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was going to suggest that then we could do
a twitch poll. Yeah, yeah, audience once if it's a
fifty in the character I don't want to know.
Speaker 2: What the audience wants.
Speaker 5: Well, I might be I might be a humble bar
made from fourteen fifty three, but I care about democracy,
so I'll just be all right with whatever.
Speaker 3: All right, I mean you decide who will bring in.
Speaker 1: Wait are you sing? Okay? Okay?
Speaker 3: Right, if we're all.
Speaker 2: If we're happy with that, yeah, I mean that's that's
the vote.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, all right, sorry, twitch chat, you get no.
Speaker 3: Say twitch chat, because I'd be the one who has
to run the poll anyway, So y'all don't get Yeah,
all right, options, good options? I think, uh.
Speaker 4: Well, I think I think Ripa has been with us
all along. He needs to be here in the end game,
you can he'll die.
Speaker 5: Are we Are we at least we enter that's an idea?
Are we at least under the idea? We have to
take one of these as the heel because we have
to be healed like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're getting healed definitely.
Speaker 5: So we're definitely getting healed, which means we can either
pick between spells or switch out black Beard.
Speaker 3: I say we bring in who's like our most capable
fighter that isn't already here.
Speaker 2: Kati is like a good shower that is not I
like Kadia. I think we bring in Katya Fu. Yeah, yeah,
all right, let's do it. Then that's what I vote
for Kadia. I mean, if we're doing to do I
vote as well.
Speaker 1: I'm okay, yeah, okay, Well she's still alive. It's not
like I don't know.
Speaker 2: Right, Well, let's check with the chat.
Speaker 1: Wow, we's check with the wiki. Yes, that is alive.
She's still alive. All right, we'll bring Cass. You're in
so it's interesting that Kashia has I have more associate
with association with her in the card game, because she's
quite a good card in the card game, which should
you know? We're working on.
Speaker 2: It, the Storia card Game on sale. Suit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I hope it's done before the series is. But
it's a lot of work. It's more work than the
Devil's Luck was. So guys, it's okay, So you're okay, Okay,
go ahead, Okay. The story goes, all right, I just
need black Beard's consent, and she turns to black Beard.
Why I'm just joking, And then she.
Speaker 2: Has to get black Hair to sign a fort about it.
Speaker 1: Okay, and black beand goes, wait, what I could be
so useful?
Speaker 2: Oh? I hope he doesn't try to take over the
Storia while we're gone, Like, okay, he telephones.
Speaker 4: Snow can handle it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, And then Katia comes in. Okay, right, Katy
and Palmer have very similar voices, so it's gonna be tricky.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that'll be easy as hell. Then it's just the
same voice.
Speaker 1: I know, but it's gonna be tricky to know which
one was talking. I guess it's fine.
Speaker 3: Every time you remember she has that like vocal tick
she does where she's like, I am Katia, and then
she speaks.
Speaker 1: She she comes in with her bow. Oh no, she
had like a sulkenbow. That's what she was. She had
the laser. She doesn't actually have weapons on it. She
drops down and she looks around and says, I am Katia.
What is going on here?
Speaker 2: Cartio welcome?
Speaker 3: It's it's been a while.
Speaker 1: Huh ah, it's your has the eyes you suspiciously now.
Speaker 3: I know we've had some mix, you know, like a
year ago, like in universe, like a year ago.
Speaker 1: I don't know if anybody is keeping track, but it
was like episode four.
Speaker 2: It was a long time ago.
Speaker 1: She was a boss.
Speaker 2: Thing's been What have you been?
Speaker 3: What have you been up to?
Speaker 1: Okay, well, I don't know. Let's I.
Speaker 5: Have no canonical memory of you. But my goodness, are
you ripped?
Speaker 1: She is ripped. She has masks. To right, she has
the masks and oh, it's this bitch.
Speaker 3: With her.
Speaker 1: It was the first sulcan you guys ever met? I think, actually, yeah,
she was.
Speaker 7: She said it was funny when she's actually really weak
because we've met her so early in this year.
Speaker 1: She was a level two balls.
Speaker 3: I think. Here's the thing. Though she is in the
in the meantime, she was leveled up. She's a super silk.
Speaker 1: Now, hold up, this is what she's going to say.
She says, I've actually I put the mercenary life behind me. Mom,
Now I am an actor. Now it's what the mask
is for. They don't I realize, fabulous, I realize that
killing people it If you just start a couple of
big plays, you make so much more money than killing people.
And years when he became king, he really funded the
arts and the culture of Celesniaia, Celemsnia, I can't even
pronounce my own world names. He he put in. He
funded the arts, and I got into acting, and me
and my animals we act together in these extravagant shows
that that people come and see from all all round.
Speaker 6: Well, Katya, that's exactly why we brought you here. You've
made the headlines. The war world knows of your acting ability,
and now, my god, the world depends on your ability
to act your little ass off, because if you do
not become the world's greatest soldier and fight this boss
alongside us, the most challenging role you've ever been handed.
Speaker 1: It's all over, So can you become Norman?
Speaker 6: What was the name of that one guy you said
was really badass in those movies that one time Bruce Willis,
Keanu Reeves, Kean Willis and I got you got twenty two.
Speaker 1: Mosques and it looks like Keanu Reeves and she goes,
she goes, Okay, I gotta has John Wick. What is
k sound like like?
Speaker 2: You're good?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yo, I've not seen Jick.
Speaker 2: No, I have.
Speaker 1: These movies and it's Bill and Tesmo's Excellent Adventure and
Sonica three.
Speaker 2: Holy shit, I don't know what he say. Wait, wait, wait,
you've never seen the fucking Matrix.
Speaker 1: I've never seen the Matrix.
Speaker 2: No way, Okay.
Speaker 1: The only reason I saw Bill and Teesbo's Excellent Adventure
is I I'm I'm not somebody who's watched a lot
of movies growing up. And I had an ex who
was like, you've got to watch a whole bunch of movies,
and I watched three movies with her and the day
after she broke up with me.
Speaker 6: So I'm sorry, I'm sorry you did a terrible job
of watching those movies.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is like s it was a long time ago.
Speaker 2: What was the last movie before she broke up.
Speaker 1: Good Will Hunting.
Speaker 2: Oh god, I never watched that movie again.
Speaker 1: Probably it is a good movie.
Speaker 2: It's really good movie. Actually Will Hunting.
Speaker 3: All right, she is locked in. I'm happy.
Speaker 1: Okay, I don't know fucking character sheet waited that work?
Speaker 2: Russage? Did I just convince her to be a soldier?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: You two? She also goes, I don't I don't know
who you are. No like I read me. No she did,
but you were you look very different? Oh yeah, oh
I'm like a burn victim. Now.
Speaker 6: Hey, so I'm the guy who had white hair, but
now I got like pink skin.
Speaker 4: Okay, I probably you probably hit your knee caps at
one point.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I was the really violent guy. Now I'm a monk,
but I'm still pretty violent.
Speaker 1: Yeah, meet all right, but I won't kill you. I
just I just hit really hard. I went back to
the battle map where I'm having to bring Kattia from,
and it has William Shakespeare with little Feather here, where
little Feather had five HP, which is she was just
a girl?
Speaker 3: Was she?
Speaker 1: I don't loved how to use a bow yet.
Speaker 3: I really think most of her characters would have been
better than Catch you're actually but we'll see how it goes.
Speaker 5: Hey, this is similar to something that happened in one
P D and D once where I could have summoned
anybody from the campaign and I chose a pregnant woman
and it all worked out at the end of the day.
Speaker 2: So we'll be okay, we'll be ok It's.
Speaker 4: Gonna get a choice that was an insane choice.
Speaker 3: That was yeah, the we don't have black beer. That's
what's important, and we get to fully restart our HITHP
right pretty.
Speaker 1: Much between you guys, I think that's enough to heal everybody,
but will help does have one hundred and seventy four HP.
We it's we have enough. It's fine.
Speaker 3: I only need fifteen hithp.
Speaker 1: Okay, I think I think everybody like thirty something. Yeah, yeah,
it's enough. It's enough. You'll me twice. That's how confident
I am.
Speaker 4: Everyone restells full hitch pee.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I don't think I get my wild chefs back
on a short wrist. I do, yes, you do?
Speaker 2: You do.
Speaker 1: Goodness, the amount of things we've got to find out
that you get back on the short rest.
Speaker 3: I always forget, why didn't you some of this person?
Speaker 2: Because I don't want them to die.
Speaker 1: They would have. Basically, it was a balance between somebody
they didn't care about but was strong enough that could
to contribute. Yeah, and that didn't hate that.
Speaker 6: That's why it's Ben would have been a great choice.
Speaker 1: I really think if you're thinking of neutral characters that
you guys don't hate but also don't like, it's like
Cattier balloon man. Yeah, that's it, kinda like.
Speaker 2: Maybe definitely crossed my mind. You slaves the world leader,
though I.
Speaker 1: Don't want to.
Speaker 2: Because I also want to bring in like Brute king Brute.
Speaker 6: I I gotta confess. I don't feel like I ever
really connected with Brick. Like he was around and he
was cool, but all he ever said is like Brick.
Speaker 2: That he said, I remember that you should we should
have one of those mushroom people that was the size
of like a fucking building. We could have used them
as like a.
Speaker 1: Yeah the issue is so slow, so no.
Speaker 2: No, no, no.
Speaker 5: They wouldn't be fighting. They would just be there as
like a barrier tied open the door well on top
of him at all times.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Fireball, fireball, fireball.
Speaker 6: Yeah, wait, who is that one loser who was in
love with me? We could have summoned them.
Speaker 1: Uh do you like? Yeah? How all right?
Speaker 7: I love how Button would have actually been useful, but
I know when Norman and character probably wouldn't have shows.
Speaker 5: But yeah, poor Button. Anyway, we've made our decision. Now
we have to live with it.
Speaker 1: Okay, No, we could we could kill him.
Speaker 2: I mean a chance, like I.
Speaker 1: Can, I can switch over for something you weka you
could bring in like a Kyle.
Speaker 2: We keep going the mayor of Mushwick deep cuts. Now
we've got this.
Speaker 1: Kyle is a deeper cut than the mail of Mushroom.
Speaker 4: The is Kyle.
Speaker 1: He's one of the two guards that guarded Finn whilsh
You guys were away.
Speaker 7: What can we get burial at Luigi from the I.
Speaker 5: Want I want to bring in a frog, a regular
ass for Storian frog.
Speaker 2: We you should bring talk as this would talk. I
like talking. No, Okay, Katy has got this.
Speaker 1: You're doubt all right? Okay, right now? Okay, so you
guys entering the wallock door, you guys, you guys also
get six spell slots back as well.
Speaker 2: Wait, well we got spell slots two. Okay, yeah. The
exchange was, oh yeah, yeah, any ones we want.
Speaker 1: Well it's it's it's it's six. So it's like one
level six or six level ones or.
Speaker 2: You know, see how the Okay, I see I got you.
Speaker 7: Okay, so I get that on top of my cane recoference,
which is exactly the same thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, okay, we're I guess obviously you you use
that slot to bring somebody back in if you want to.
But this exchange was not related to her powers. This
This was just an exchange.
Speaker 2: All right, we're good then, okay.
Speaker 1: But I assume you're doing the spell slots. Do you
healed your spell slotted out?
Speaker 4: I'm thinking one level stick like an idiot.
Speaker 3: That's why I have to do because I have all
of my level ones and twos.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Artifictor doesn't get that many slots, I only have
one level four, I'm going to two threes.
Speaker 1: We'll be all right, all right, wild Chip.
Speaker 3: Most the last fight?
Speaker 1: Are you guys ready to step in?
Speaker 2: So already? How cool is this warlock door looking?
Speaker 1: They all look the same, damn it.
Speaker 2: I was picturing one as like sigils and ship. Okay,
you make it.
Speaker 1: The story is like you you want it to look cool,
and she makes it.
Speaker 2: Actually, Yes, what's this?
Speaker 5: You have all these doors, you don't make them look unique,
like the druid door should be covered in leaves and
ship like.
Speaker 1: Come on, you know what, you're right, you know, interior
design was never my forte. She glances around at the
empty y voyager in.
Speaker 5: When we come back here, I want to see this
be like a nice cozy little tavern or something.
Speaker 1: Welcome to Extreme Makeover. White void edition, Okay.
Speaker 5: A snack bar at least like something. We're gonna just
slightly change the pitch to be yellow. It's gonna be
a yellow void.
Speaker 1: Now you open the door and you get transported to
when New World. Uh, this, this place is gonna be
a little bit difficult for me to describe. But you
are you you immediately not that you're standing on a
giant clock and floating around you are pieces of rock
like a chessboard, some floating playing cards, uh like, bits
and pieces like a giant file, a big tea cup
just like and it's like chains linking everything together. The
she's ad an amalgamation of of items, and it's almost
like you're floating in this purplish, pinkish void and sitting
on top of one of the floating playing cards. Is uh?
This girl, she's dressed like a clown. She's got big
like pink hair and ponytails. She's got the big like
pointy jester of eerie things. And she's sitting there and
she's kicking her legs back and forth, and she goes.
Speaker 2: Hello, gonna die.
Speaker 1: And she's just a little party like but not quite
like probly, she doesn't look promney is sad. This woman
is very happy. Pink hair. It's yeah, mixed between a
clown and a sort of renaissance jester and plaxia. That's me. Oh,
I didn't know I was so famous. Welcome. It's quite nice,
isn't it. It's so much fun as like a little
thing floats by. What do you you here for that?
We're about to have a tea party, And like a
table is summoned in front of you and a bunch
of chairs come up. You here to have some tea?
Speaker 6: Guys, I don't know about. This is a wonderful change
of pace. I'm really down for tea. This seemed like it.
Speaker 1: Could be nice.
Speaker 2: Just she knows we're here to kill her. We killed
all the other guys, I do know.
Speaker 1: We take the tea and then I punch her in
the face and then just you know what you.
Speaker 6: Say, I'm the violent one. We just got offered beverages.
Let's sit, let's all I have.
Speaker 2: Let's have some tea.
Speaker 1: Just like, she snaps her fingers and this giant teapot
its summoned in front of you with a face Cody,
can we be chill for five minutes? Please just RelA.
Speaker 6: I know you love secretly or just as violent as
me if you look back over the history of art
campaign object sure.
Speaker 1: Sure, Actually Cody does have the most kills, right, Yeah,
that's what I'm saying, right, Like, statistically.
Speaker 3: My violence is applied differently.
Speaker 2: That's okay, that's your justification.
Speaker 1: Okay, this giant teapot is walking over to you, guys.
He's doing a little jake. Hey, I'm tear the tea
pot here tea?
Speaker 3: Oh this is this is the animated Objects costoon PTSD.
Cody's Cody is.
Speaker 2: Having a terrible time. He's ironically the long established.
Speaker 5: That he a is actually loving this. This is something
for her for some reason, like this is like this
is not look at the tea pots dancing, guys.
Speaker 4: I think she might actually be a good person.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry to feel that too.
Speaker 1: You guys are the bad people, and you know what
we do. The bad people.
Speaker 2: Serve them tea. We serve them tea before we kill them.
Because we're with Cody. I owe you a very big apology.
You were absolutely right and I was in the wrong.
I would like to apologize now. I feel a fool restage.
I'm drinking the team. Say what? Who could have seen
that coming?
Speaker 1: All right, hit me with it? Twenty three succeed. The
tea tastes lovely.
Speaker 2: This is the greatest tea I've ever had.
Speaker 1: That you want to take another drink?
Speaker 4: Damn it, dude, So.
Speaker 1: Do you critically failed on the second drink of the tea?
Speaker 7: Bro Norman saw that you took the first sip successfully.
He was about to reach for it and it. Agnes
goes for a second sip.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 2: Here's what happens.
Speaker 5: Agnes takes the sip and just like this is pretty good,
and then she takes the whole teapot and.
Speaker 1: Just glug, glug, glug, glug glug, just.
Speaker 2: Downs the whole thing. All right, what do I turn into?
Let's let's let's get lets you transhole, Let's let's truck
and roll. Baby, what do we got here?
Speaker 3: Holy shit?
Speaker 1: Well, okay, so for the first round of cobbts unfortunately,
So what happens is as you as as you recover
from drinking the tea a little bit, you look round
and all of your companions that were previously there now
look like, well, where where is Agnes from?
Speaker 5: Like England in the fifteenth century, small little tavern village.
Speaker 1: Hundreds So they all look French to you, oh god too.
Speaker 9: And they all look like French invaders or you're invading
France because we the French rale invaded us.
Speaker 1: We invaded them with a villains, and yeah, they all
look like French. And and you look back at Barloxia
and she looks like she's the queen of England. And yeah,
for the first round of combat. You're going to have
to do some wisdom saves after.
Speaker 2: This, okay.
Speaker 1: Unfortunately the guy ORed buy Warloxia, all right, cool, cool,
and are you guys terry the okay? And so she
she giggles to herself as it goes all right, it
looks like the red of you are heather than to
trik by tea, which I understand I would be too,
But you know that's life. That's all, folks. Let's get
to the killing and I'm gonna get everybody's roll on
this tim.
Speaker 2: Holy shit, she's the Queen of England.
Speaker 1: The battle begins, and Norman, you are going first. You
are on this giant floating clock or locks you is
quite a distance away from you, currently sitting on a
floating playing card. But immediately in front of you is
this giant tea pot who has previously introduced himself as Terry.
And he's there and you're like, whoa, I'm Terry, Terry
the tea pot. Oh, I'm Terry Terry. What do you
want to do? I'll keep singing to you, tell me
what we want to do. Oh, I'm Terry Terry the gepot.
Speaker 4: And you're annoying. So blight.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, okay, okay, white blight.
Speaker 2: Ship.
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 4: If you target a plank, not a plant, not a
what is the team made of?
Speaker 1: What he's made of? Chinese made a ceramic.
Speaker 4: Fine and what is that made of? So you cast?
Speaker 1: I do Okay, I'm gonna do a hundred you want
one hundred percent? Cast blights on the guy?
Speaker 4: Right, I'm closing enough to you could do it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, so you put your hands out and you
cast blight. Unfortunately, it has no effects on constructs. It
does nothing ship.
Speaker 2: And he is that's just a tea.
Speaker 4: So damn man waits by only level fourth folks.
Speaker 1: Why a double check? But I'm not going to give
you that blight is so specifically draded the life out
of living pigs.
Speaker 2: It does, But he's alive.
Speaker 1: He's a live It has no effects on he's alive,
like a.
Speaker 2: Goal is alive, right, like I call bullshit?
Speaker 4: Walks away off the clock?
Speaker 2: You walk off the clock.
Speaker 4: How high up are we?
Speaker 1: You? A you gotta jump? Maybe the endless boy? Believe you?
You can't see the bottom?
Speaker 4: Is there a card I could jump onto like our chest?
Speaker 1: I would? You could be able to get into one
of the cards to your to your rights. You could
just don't.
Speaker 4: I'm going to want a card instead.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, you're not standing on a card after failing
to polite yet?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 1: Oh is that the.
Speaker 4: And then I put my hand on the card and
say I end my turn?
Speaker 1: This fucking this this is the t PK.
Speaker 2: I feel it.
Speaker 7: I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's so funny because we're locks here is a perfect
distance for black Beard to attack her without doing any
I'm feeling it. I don't know, we'll box. He has
turned now and next to Tarry the Teapot, this gummy
bear appears and you see him and he looks up
and he's like just tiny little gummy bear. And then
he grabs a tie and puts it on, puts on
some knuckle dusters, and then it grows in size and
it's a gummy goon.
Speaker 6: Oh no, that's a great little cartoon that no one
but else can see.
Speaker 2: That's so cus a.
Speaker 1: Giant, a buff gummy bear with a tie and overalls
and he's got like candy knuckle dusters in his hands.
Speaker 2: And now he is his overalls are made out like
fruit by the foot or whatever. Like it's really funny.
Speaker 1: What a funny guy. And now it's a Terry the
Teapot time lovely and Tarry the Teapot. He's gonna walk over.
He's gonna ignore Agnes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was gonna say, yeah, uh.
Speaker 1: He doesn't even know that Norman tries to do anything
to him. He's just gonna go to the cluster of
NBC's there near the middle. Because you guys spaced out
where they stayed, where they spawned, and he's gonna go
over to Hatchi cur and Pomo.
Speaker 9: He goes, hello, I'm Terry the teapot. It's so nice
to meet you. Woul't you care for a cup of tea?
And Pomo goes, no, you this is disgusting.
Speaker 1: What the fuck? He goes, oh, well, you're getting it anyway,
and he pulls tea over the head of Pomo. We're
gonna see if this hits could be worse, could be hot,
could be scalding. Oh wow, that does hit. Oh like,
I'm surprised about that, and we are gonna get Pomo's
gonna take what do you thought have it? Yeah? Gosh,
you guys have terrible initiati. I've seen you all at
the end of the Turtle.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Patchiko's turn. Hatchicko has now got some of his spell
slots back, and he again can only communicate with Cody
in Cannon, so he goes over with Cody. Cody san
uh okay, oh what what shall I do?
Speaker 3: Honestly, I'm assessing like the targets, and I guess.
Speaker 2: I'm just like, can you take care of this? Teapot.
Speaker 1: I can't. I can use shatter, which.
Speaker 2: Which does double damage to constructs.
Speaker 1: I think they just have disadvantage. They have disadvantage constructs,
but it's still very good. He will cast it at
a higher level. He's do a con save, which I
just do first. It just fails very badly, and I'll
cast it at a two levels highest with it's five
to eight damage. This teapot is going to take. So
he barks this irrupting bark, and it shatters parts of
the of the teapot away and Terry goes, oh, oh, oh,
my tea. It spills out of him, oh my tea. Agnes, Okay, no,
it's at the end of your turn. Your first is
gonna be unfortunately, so well, I'm beguiled. So you're beguiled.
You see the English tea being spilt by this filthy
French mutt. You see, Yeah, you're gonna make me punch
the fucking dog. No, you you, you still have agency.
There are French people in front of you. You can attack
whoever you want, but that is what you see. Wilhelm
is bored and French. I don't know if that makes
you more upset, So sorry, is bones s flow.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna go try to punch bone Slah who's right
in front of me. I guess I see him as
as either a very large frenchman or two frenchmen like together,
like maybe because he has four arms.
Speaker 2: Maybe I don't know.
Speaker 5: But uh, I guess I'm gonna go thunder Gauntlet's punch
fucking yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you hit both extra extra attack.
Speaker 2: Oh god, you.
Speaker 1: Hit Booneslaw twice damage. He goes bone slow, it's confused.
What is old lady doing punching boat saw?
Speaker 2: Can you take my land again?
Speaker 1: Your your land? Your bone slow? I don't take land.
I take vactories and arm wrestling and minigolf, and I
will arm wrestle you into the crowd, Old lady.
Speaker 2: I'll wrestle you into the hell, the hell and back.
All right, wisdom.
Speaker 1: Safe, yep, hit hit me with it?
Speaker 2: Wow? Wow?
Speaker 1: Wow do you wow? You have flash of genius? I guess,
but like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's not gonna help. I don't shake. Yeah no,
it's only a plus four. Yeah, it's rough.
Speaker 1: Why did you drink the tea twice? Gummy goon, Uh,
gummy goon is gonna make his way over to Cody.
Oh no, that has disadvantage on enemies.
Speaker 2: Now ship.
Speaker 1: Besides you, but I think he's gonna attack you. Gummy
goon comes over. Oh no go me, no go me goon.
Uh he did a lift of fist. Are you ready
to get gummied?
Speaker 3: I think so.
Speaker 1: Knuckle duster coming down.
Speaker 2: Oh chriss he chrits.
Speaker 1: Oh, oh my god, this is the worst first round
possible for you. Guys.
Speaker 3: Forty three damage forty three that's like half my health.
Speaker 1: Uh bone Slaw turns to actness grapple you actually bones,
all right, bring bring because he's he wants to unbrustle you,
and so it's gonna be a grapple. You want to rassle,
let's go, yeah, do a do a strength save against
his athletics or whatever.
Speaker 2: Ship.
Speaker 1: All right, I'm giving it doesn't matter. If it was, that's.
Speaker 2: Maybe.
Speaker 1: But even even if you quit, you would fail because
his quits are thirty bows. Law grabs your old lady
arm and pulls you to the ground and holds it
there and goes for the longer I hold it here,
the more victory points obtained. Ding Ding, Oh gosh, okay,
ding ding ding Ding. Jesus has confused Jesus turns to
will help will Helm. You are obviously in a partnership
with Jesus now, so he goes my discaple, my amen,
What the fuck is going on here? I feel like
I'm high on that Jerusalem weed, on that on that
Moses burning bush. You know what I'm saying, drugs? Should
I pot the red tease? Okay, that's a Bible joke.
If you make one more.
Speaker 6: Of those jokes, I will physically assault you, He'll do.
I'll fight Jesus. I will just in the middle of
this fight, start fighting Jesus. I'm gonna tell Jesus.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 6: I mean, he's Jesus. So if there anyone who can
help put Bone Slaw right now, it's him. So I'm
gonna tell him to go help Bone Slaw.
Speaker 1: Go help both Staw attack Agnes.
Speaker 6: No fu go get Snapbone Slaw out of it.
Speaker 1: That is yeah, yeah, I do know, snap snap Bone
Sla out of it. Stop Bone is the reasonable one. Actually,
what did I see? I just saw I would trust
Agnes more than Bone.
Speaker 2: I went to go, Yeah, I went to go Punchbone Slaw.
And then now he's pinning me up background.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, fine, then I'm gonna look at Jesus and
I'm gonna go Jesus, I need you to.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's gonna attack Agnes. Okay, uh, Jesus goes. You
know what, I love fighting old ladies. He goes over.
I'm sorry, man, you're you're it's gonna be with advantage
as well because you're on the ground. Oh, double advantage.
So he quicks you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, this is rough for Agnes. Yeah.
Speaker 5: No, twenty two, so that's thirty three.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you take thirty three damage from Jesus as he
starts doing like Jesus moves onto you. Jesus karate.
Speaker 2: As I'm bend to the ground by boneslat all.
Speaker 1: Right, incredible, catch your goes. This is fucked up. What
is happening. He's gonna pull out her spectral daggers because
she's too close to use her spectral bow, and she's
gonna attack the teapot. I guess two spectral daggers attacks.
Speaker 2: Oh no, okay, okay, one of them.
Speaker 1: Hit, both of them hit does plus Oh wholl in
my god? Okay, twelve damage. Uh, there you go, simple,
These spectral daggers come out. Oh she doesn't say sorry,
she's John Wick, right, now, so she goes Bubba yoga
and she pulls out the spectros. I've not seen John
Wick are youssure that's what it said.
Speaker 2: I haven't either, So I don't know he does. I
don't know that. It's like surprising me.
Speaker 3: How good your impression is?
Speaker 1: Bubba yoa? And then he goes making the Keanu reeves
like action noises and stabs into the teapot. More tea
spilling down his side. Oh my tea, will Helm And
it's now your turn, mm hmm okay. And so how
wide is this platform exactly? You want actual feetage? It
is about sixty feet diameter, okay. And so I could
I make it to gummy goon right now? Uh? Yeah,
he's about twenty five feet away from you.
Speaker 6: I would like to try. And how how much bigger
than me is he? Exactly?
Speaker 2: He's big.
Speaker 1: He's big, He's huge.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's three side, he's three times your size basically.
Speaker 6: Okay, okay in that case, and then the terry, the
teapot's only like one time, like two pounds side.
Speaker 5: He's large your medium, yeah, medium, large, huge cargansuin.
Speaker 6: Yeah, is there any chance I'd be able to pick
up terry the teapot.
Speaker 2: You might actually be I.
Speaker 1: Would say you have more chance of picking up Terry
the teapot than you do gummy good. Oh of course,
of course, of course. Okay, So I would need an
athletics from you, uh and it would be fortunately, seventeen
wouldn't be enough. Damn. Okay, but you try, You're like
his feet cut off the ground with slide. He goes, whoa,
what are you doing that, buddy? Whoa?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 6: Okay, if I'm getting him a little off the ground,
then I'm gonna just try and swing that into a
trip attack.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'll let that replace one of your attacks, the
trins a lift him instead of replacing your actions. So
I will let you have your your second attack. So
go ahead with that. Well, I would like to add
a joke for added damage of that. Ok Okay, I
got a ship. Let me get the let me get
the twitch pull out. Oh god, let me get the
twitch pull out. Chat, It's time for you guys to decide.
H Mark, can you do it?
Speaker 2: Mark?
Speaker 1: Okay? So what is the joke?
Speaker 6: Okay, I'm gonna pick up carry the teapot and I'm
gonna yell.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, okay, Chat was that? Was that funny?
Speaker 1: Was that funny? I'm disappointed by the lack of reaction.
I was proud of that.
Speaker 4: I was muted. I was fucking muted it.
Speaker 2: Briggs was losing it.
Speaker 3: He was laughing so hard.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Briggs, Briggs actually yeah he Charlie chatled, he
laughed a lot from a trend dog, and Mma came
down real quick.
Speaker 9: I think most of the people's think chat is finding
it very funny, sixty four percent of chatter of finding
it funny, and I think it might stay that way
for the for the remainder of the vote.
Speaker 6: So I'm going to make the case that for this
trip attack, I'm using the floor as an improvised weapon.
Speaker 2: I mean, the floor is joke.
Speaker 1: There you go, Okay, just do the improvised weapon attack. Yay,
everything's a weapon. Yeah, okay, it hits. So do the
damage and then you do a D eight for the
maneuver damage, and then the teapot has to do a
strip save or else be not prone. Fourteen I think
fails for yours. I would be surprised if it didn't.
So slash are no r slash yeah, and so you
you sort of I'm gonna say honestly, Yeah, you sort
of left him and then he sort of you can't
quite lift him up in the air. You sort of
push your arms back and trip him over, slamming into
his slash. You said it out loud, and you still
wrote our slash.
Speaker 4: Slash like sick Jesus, right, cancel, right now.
Speaker 1: It's okay, okay, that's you. You sweep under the terry
the t tops legs with your arms and he collapses
to the ground, a bunch of his tea falling out
of him, also taking that twelve damage as the tea
pours away from him at the start of each of
his turns, He's going to take damage as essentially his
blood is spilling out. So yeah, implications for the kool
aid Man.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was gonna say the kool aid Man.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is you take extramage from.
Speaker 1: The yeah I did it joke. Oh yeah, that's sorry,
that's another D eight for the joke.
Speaker 10: Go ahead, Hey, okay, R slash, I didn't slash slash
slash slash always slash first.
Speaker 4: I would never make that mistake.
Speaker 2: Yeah, not you, Briggs.
Speaker 7: I'm a twitch user and twitch slash are It's like
everywhere everything ever for all of time, I've always been.
Speaker 1: Slashed moecraft, Twitch two cobands. I don't know g board
like these games they're not they're not gamers. They're playing
modern games. No control of that. They don't play.
Speaker 2: I'm playing stard valid Slash.
Speaker 1: You probably studied valing. That's so awesome.
Speaker 2: I just got it on my switch. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I like, Hey, it has a multiplayer. You can play
together anyway, So we're in phone together. Okay, teapot is
bleeding up tea. You still have your bonus action to
make an attack with your light improvised weapon or with
your fists if you want to Daniel Green, you will
have advantage on these attacks because he's now on the ground.
I'm just gonna do my monk bevery fist man silos
mm hmm. Okay, so there's two fist attacks with advantage
on tell me the teapot. Wait, do I hit monk
fist for that? Or do I fist monk fist monk
fist monk fist? Wait, advantage. You have a votage, you
have a vote, you have advantage. Just hit it. Hit
that one again, so you just not hit it, just
do it, Just do it. Normal one yeah. Okay, so
food team will hit and now do one way the wantage. Okay,
so he's on the ground, you start smashing out his
ceramic body or.
Speaker 6: The final hit. Because this is multiple hits, Can I
do another joke?
Speaker 1: It's what's what's patient to do the joke? No, this
is just for me. Okay, Oh yeah, then you don't
need to ask.
Speaker 3: You have free.
Speaker 6: Were like I don't. With each hit, I'm going, oh yeah,
and I's gonna do that.
Speaker 2: Should have been Oh no, here he goes.
Speaker 1: That's really insensitive because it was the cool aid man
that actually horrible death. He tried to go through a wall,
but it was a brick. It was it was reinforced.
Speaker 2: Tried to break into a bank and it didn't work out.
Speaker 1: Just shattered.
Speaker 3: He went.
Speaker 2: He was trying to break into prison that and then
he died.
Speaker 6: I want to make I'm glad you've experienced that familial death.
Speaker 1: I hope that happens again to you.
Speaker 2: Oh is it everywhere?
Speaker 1: Cody? Is your turn.
Speaker 3: Finally I'm gonna do something I've never done before. Okay,
I'm going to summon a draconic spirit.
Speaker 2: Oh oh, this spell is so fucking cool.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I have to oplast it because I don't have
any level five spells. I'm going to summon a sick
level dra iconic spirit. It is a large dragon.
Speaker 2: What kind of dragon I'm choosing metallic? Well yeah, but
what type of metallic dragon to use for the element damage?
Speaker 3: No, it doesn't it doesn't work like that, the draconic expert.
I choose the family, and then every time I use
a breath weapon, I get to choose one of the
things that it's resistant to to use as these Oh
that's okay, okay, Yeah, and it has written to acid, cold, fire, lightning, poison, false, nero, psychic,
and radiant.
Speaker 1: Okay, sick, what's so sorry? Which is okay? So I've
got to make a dragon.
Speaker 3: Now, Yes, I need a large dragon, please, and I
want to I want to basically like I'm getting beat
up this goomy goon and it was like pick on
someone your own size, and I like, point down below
me as this like spirit of dragon fams and I
just want to be on its back.
Speaker 2: Wow, all right, trconic spirit. Yeah, it's large fourteen plus
the fourteen plus the spell level for the ac So
this is what level six? Yeah, so it's a twenty ac,
I don't worry.
Speaker 3: I'm going I'll go.
Speaker 1: I got the step block, Okay, I got all this thing.
Speaker 2: This thing's cool, all.
Speaker 1: Right, Okay, holy shit? Will you keep track of his
health and stuff in your in your own time.
Speaker 3: Summoning juice as my like red bar unto my health
just for chats, because you guys can't see the bottom, maup.
The dragon that Daniel has provided me. That Daniels has
provides me is what I can only describe as a scribble.
Speaker 1: What do you want?
Speaker 2: Huh?
Speaker 3: Unrecognizable?
Speaker 2: You have a dragon token from the previous mark.
Speaker 4: I thought you were just gonna copy.
Speaker 2: Pist if there's also the ice dragon we five way back?
Speaker 1: This is too Actually you know what you know it's
not gonna look like that dragon? Are you selling it?
It looks like the Toon dragon from Yu gi oh,
because we're in fucking toonland, so you hate You're not
in the back of a giant Toon dragon. And that
means he talks, and so he goes, oh, hey, Cody.
Speaker 3: I hope to be the only one who can communicate
with him though, so I'm the only one who hears
his voice.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're there, way is hey?
Speaker 2: Cody. Hey dragon. Hey, you know Dick.
Speaker 1: Cheney made money off the Iraq War.
Speaker 4: There was a war in Iraq.
Speaker 1: Oh wos fucked out?
Speaker 2: All up?
Speaker 1: Watch out, don't go to the Twin Towers.
Speaker 2: Oh man, Dick Cheney reference in twenty twenty five. Holy fuck?
All right, So.
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna wait.
Speaker 2: Maybe I will use my bone section nextually, No, I can't.
Speaker 3: I can't because I need to be able to communicate
with this thingly all right, no BONEU section. But it
takes his turn immediately after mind, she has an issue
with me who takes a turn to media left mine?
Speaker 2: So I'm just gonna be like, yo, hit this gummy guy.
Speaker 3: He gets three attacks with his claws and then he
gets to use his breakfast.
Speaker 1: Yet fuel car melt steel beams, but this dragon's breath
can melt gummy bears.
Speaker 2: All right, you heard about jo.
Speaker 1: Shit sucks man. I heard it was his old guy
in his car. He's a conspiracy dragon, I guess.
Speaker 2: Ah grassy, okay, yeah, I mean.
Speaker 1: There's nothing funny about nine to eleven. Well, yeah, don't worry,
we're not laughing. Does I use my.
Speaker 3: Spell attack modifiers to hit? So it's plus ten okay,
so he's gonna make three claw attacks.
Speaker 1: Cool do him.
Speaker 3: One fifteen hit fifteen hits, think twelve's the eight, twenty one.
Speaker 1: Twenty one hits fourteen fourteen also does hit?
Speaker 2: All right, three colo texts.
Speaker 3: This is what they're gonna look like. It's what is it?
One D six plus four plus six one D six
plus ten three to them. So three D six plus.
Speaker 2: Thirty slash her. All right, there we go. Brought these
two gam in from the clause.
Speaker 1: Awesome. Yeah, and gummy just starts splattering everywhere.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 3: Disney has a flying speed, so I am just going
to take off and be above, like like ten feet
off the ground right now. I just want to be
above the gummy goon.
Speaker 1: Still in combat range though for the gummy, and then
I'm gonna like fly around and breath weapon.
Speaker 3: I want to be able to hit the teapot as well,
which is just I'm gonna slightly.
Speaker 1: He could do the breath weapon and the attacks.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, that's what it says. The dragon makes three
rand attacks and it uses breath weapon.
Speaker 1: Oh does the breath weapon have a reach out?
Speaker 2: Yes, it's a five and six I think.
Speaker 1: Okay, cool, so yeah, okay, breath weapon. Yeah, what is
the distance of it? Oh right, yeah? Oh perfect. Then yeah,
you get in a position where you just hit gummy
goon and the teapot.
Speaker 2: All right, he's gonna try and do that.
Speaker 3: The breath weapons not like crazy strong, but I'm just
gonna go for I'm gonna go for.
Speaker 1: Uh force damage. Yeah, like this thundering rumble.
Speaker 3: They need to make.
Speaker 1: A DEX safe. Oh yeah, deck served against my DC. Well,
teapot succeeds, but gummy goon fails.
Speaker 3: Oh, teapot matches, which is crazy. It's I thought my
my d C is so good for my my.
Speaker 1: Spell unfortunately rolled crazy. So he's on the ground, but
he's like, wait, no, he's on the ground. He's despard on.
Speaker 2: Deck saves oh ship.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I'm gonna roll again with the teapot. Okay, yeah,
he fails. I don't know if that I'm gonna say
he does six.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's eight fast damage.
Speaker 1: Oh I see, so it's not it's not a crazy
I thought it was about a hit him with like
a twelve D eight.
Speaker 3: His breath weapons is not d s.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 9: The teapot is like my tears already, boy, I don't
don't wait, it's not fire.
Speaker 3: What is it all stamage.
Speaker 1: My teeth is already stirred. I don't need to be
stirred more gummy goon. You just see gummy gooon wobble. Yeah.
Speaker 3: The main reason I was flying up like this is
I really don't want to be going to hit me again.
Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm on the back of this dragon, just out.
Speaker 3: Of his ring.
Speaker 1: I see, so we hit the dragon. I'm going to
flatten this gummy goon like the Earth says the dragon.
You hate this, you hate this.
Speaker 3: I really thought this was gonna be my cool Boman's
pretty cool you summoned to giant dragon.
Speaker 5: It's just that he is a tune and conspiracy theories.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I thought the tune dragon thing was really cool. Yeah,
that's dragon.
Speaker 3: Will be on the back of the big tune dragon
is awesome.
Speaker 2: He's a conspiracy theorist.
Speaker 1: And they're just gonna get more crazy I'm starting with.
Speaker 2: But it's hear them, well, I can hear them in
he is just ignoring.
Speaker 1: That's true.
Speaker 2: Also, yeah, we can't even hear this. But this doesn't
ruin my image.
Speaker 7: Coy looks Coy looks so cool right now, riding on
that tune dragon the dragon.
Speaker 1: The dragon is going to say, I know you think
that only you could hear me, but everybody can hear me,
which is not true. He's lying to you. But I
don't know if you believe him, if you don't, don't
believe him.
Speaker 3: I also, I know I don't believe him because he
also just said he O fot So I think I'm fine, But.
Speaker 1: Do you know who is listening on this conversation? The government?
It Okay, Pomo is probably just gonna finish off Terry
the teapot. Is that fair? We're a weakling, not Terry Ao. Okay,
She's just gonna blast him away with the weather stick. Yeah,
that kills him. So she just points the weather stick.
This is just I can't believe what This tea has
been wasted. And she blasts the ceramic into pieces. Terry
goes you no mighty and shattered into a million pieces,
and he is now dead.
Speaker 4: Quick question on warlocks. Here's last turn. She summoned the
gunman bear.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the gummy bear.
Speaker 7: Okay, Norman's gonna and she's accurate. The difference between me
and her is accurate, right, correct?
Speaker 1: Eighty feet. She's eighty feet away floating on a card
between you, and.
Speaker 7: So Norman's gonna move from one card to another to another.
Speaker 4: Do I need to do an athletics role?
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say you need an acrobatics to jump between
these floating cards.
Speaker 4: Okay, but one thing like caunching each other.
Speaker 1: And I don't want it's it's it's these whites and
acrobatics because it's a less so it's there is obviously
distance between them up and down, but it's also you know,
they're not solids when you jump, and when you hit them,
they're gonna you might lose your balance, you might slip off. Yeah,
like being floating objects, right, so you know it's like
stepping on the floaty rocks in like a lake. You've
gotta you gotta be careful. Give me an acrobatics. It's
not gonna be terribly hot. You have been up here
and training. If you funk up, you will fall.
Speaker 7: Normal can fly, It's fine. Norman's been training with Cody.
I I think I could do this.
Speaker 1: Okay, go ahead, because you got it. You've got it,
You've got it.
Speaker 4: Norman flies down one card, hopped on the other. Well again,
I'm a fucking gamer.
Speaker 7: Yeah, that that shower, and then I will cast Yeah,
the only level six spell that I used, that I
used to restore by all by cells flots for sunbeam.
Speaker 4: Let's see if I could.
Speaker 1: Do more than amazing.
Speaker 2: Blind them right if they.
Speaker 7: Fill yeah, five foot wide sixty foot line. Each feature
must make a constitution saving throw.
Speaker 1: Okay, uh and it's and and you keep the beam
on right, so yes, yes, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: Turned the flashlight on yep.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's not one of her biggest stats. Right,
uh oh, but I think she succeeds. But the beam
is still on right. So you'll be able to do
that every round.
Speaker 3: I believe half.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you've got you've got ones and two's on
sixty eighths.
Speaker 3: Eight damage.
Speaker 4: At least it stays on, guys, at least days on.
Speaker 1: Beam is in your hand, and we'll we'll locks here,
sort of just closes her eyes avoid it is now
her turn. Oh no, and she's going to turn round
to you, Norman, and she's going to cast power word pain.
Oh you got scared for a moment. You scared for
a moment. Yeah no, poweroo pain is still scary.
Speaker 3: It's terrifying.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so speaks a word of power that causes ways
of intense pain to a sales to a creature. You
can see with it range with the carget has one
hundred points of fewer it is subjected to crippling pain. Otherwise,
spells to effect while the target is affected by crippling
pain that for.
Speaker 4: The first nineteen years of my life.
Speaker 1: Could be no higher than ten feet. The target has
disadvantage or attack rolls, ability checks, saving throws at other
constitutions saving throws. Finally, if the target tries to cast
a spell, it must first succeed on a constitution saving throw,
or the casting fails and the spell it is wasted. So, yes,
that's what happens. Your body use.
Speaker 7: I'm going to use arcane deflection to add plus four
bonus to my saving throat.
Speaker 2: Does it happen? There's no saving thrown, like no seventh
level spell, but still like it's power words.
Speaker 1: So the powers don't have saving throws unfortunately, and so
you are you can make.
Speaker 3: You make a saving throw the end of your turns though, yeah,
you do make a save for the end of your turn.
Speaker 2: What's the power word?
Speaker 1: Oh, just pain, just pain. Yeah, it's just like pain,
and you are just racked with pain, crippling, like you're
on the ground.
Speaker 2: Does Norman have.
Speaker 3: Counter a spell?
Speaker 4: I don't think so. What do you get that at?
Speaker 2: Like a third?
Speaker 1: It's the third level, fifth level, fifth level, but you said.
Speaker 4: Third, I don't have it on my sheet.
Speaker 3: All right, it's nothing for you.
Speaker 1: You can still sunbeam because that's already a spell that's
been cast. But if you do get hit by anything,
you work disadvantages on the con save to keep the
sunbeam up.
Speaker 3: Oh fine, that's fine. So Norman's just screaming.
Speaker 1: In pain.
Speaker 4: And for the next ten minutes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, for however long.
Speaker 2: The yeah, yeah, right, roll.
Speaker 4: At the end of my turn here, No, it's so
the end of.
Speaker 1: Your turn you will do a con saveys to get
out of it. But at the moment you were in
crippling pain, and she is going to summon another thing.
Speaker 2: Oh god, she could do that too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, she's she's now actually just because she wasn't
actually actively fighting you guys. Before, she was just watching
her things fight. But now you've started to target her
with abilities, she's now fighting back alongside summoning something that
makes sense. She is going to summon.
Speaker 2: A cat.
Speaker 1: There's this bunch of balloons come out and they form
into a creature with balloons at different pieces, and it
is a balloon father. And he's there and he's he's
standing there. He pulls out a balloon shotgun. Joe fucker. Hm,
I've been real sad since my son left me, he says,
And I'm about to take it out all of you.
Speaker 2: He's gonna go postal.
Speaker 1: We're getting we're getting crazy law in this in this God.
Speaker 2: Yeah, really that was balloon Man's dad. Okay, what about
his mom? What happened with his mom? Was his mama
balloon or was his mama human?
Speaker 3: It's a good question. The can they cross breed?
Speaker 2: Okay, so it's a species.
Speaker 1: So the implication is is that he's only his father
in terms of they are both being created by what
locks you.
Speaker 3: And we're gonna kill and then we're gonna go back
and balloon and I'm gonna be dead.
Speaker 2: Maybe at least we didn't bring a lot if he if.
Speaker 1: That's why the choice is a report. Balloon is cube
man also a child of wardlocks?
Speaker 3: Here?
Speaker 1: Who is the cube?
Speaker 2: Dude?
Speaker 3: We had to fight one time? What do you think
who is Cube Man.
Speaker 1: Wait what am I am?
Speaker 2: I am? I completely this guy? Yeah, the shape guy.
I was like, I was not crazy.
Speaker 1: He's a whole God's the guy.
Speaker 2: He's just he's just a costume guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's just his name is Yeah.
Speaker 2: I was like, I was like, there was a dude
we fought at one point that was a cube I
remember that. But he just likes shapes.
Speaker 1: He's a whole God.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, good for him.
Speaker 1: He's great. He's like the best card of the cogame.
Speaker 2: We should have brought him.
Speaker 1: You have to get is a hilarious card in the
Vostoria card game.
Speaker 3: Yeah, available soon, he's Yeah, the moon Man can be
so funny.
Speaker 2: Well yeah, balloon Man's like chaotic, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Fair enough, Copy's good, Covey's good. Where did Brasyn be
ah Zane cut this out? Fine?
Speaker 2: Snaighter's time.
Speaker 1: Okay, balloon Father rises, he's shot God in hand a
beard of balloons and balloons hanging off his body. He's
floating there in the air slightly menacingly. Is now Hatchico's turn? Uh, Cody,
I see balloons?
Speaker 3: Pop?
Speaker 2: Get them?
Speaker 3: Okay, dog's balloons? Actually yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: He runs up into the center of this platform, and
he's going to do shatter again because again construct again disadvantage.
So the Father of Balloons is going to have disadvantage
on this conceaveh he fails, and he's going to cost
this slight high as forty eight. We have twenty four
damage into the Father balloons straight away. But now it
is the Father of balloons turn and he walks up
to Hatchiko. It's the fight we've all been waiting for.
Dog versus balloon. Yeah, who's gonna win? Give a balloon
a shotguarn and what do you what happens? He points
it at a dog and he fires. Hatchiko stealed the
shotgun pick a bottle, but I didn't do anything, and
he fires and he misses Hatchigo the balloons. It makes
like a popping balloon noise when he fires the shotgun
and it blasts next to Hatchuko, but Hatchiko dodges and
you are one mangy mutch and the balloon says, no,
that's what balloon says. You are one mangy mucked Hatchiko.
Go mmm, he's not talking to you, so you can't
understand him.
Speaker 2: Agnes, You're a okay Uh, yeah, I guess I'm gonna
try to break out of bone Slaw's grapple.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess you do that first, go ahead, give
me a for acrobat athletics or athletics. Let's go athletics.
Oh my god, my roy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I doubt he's gonna roll shittier than a thirteen.
Speaker 1: You never know. You never know with bone s Law.
One times he got a foteed.
Speaker 3: It's not funny.
Speaker 1: So he's like lightening his grip on your arm.
Speaker 2: But I'm still pinned down.
Speaker 1: But you're still unfortunately, and I guess you can still
make a tax i get no. No, you use your
try and breakout. So give me your wisdom saving throw.
Speaker 2: Yes, wisdom save. Here we go nineteen nineteen.
Speaker 1: You succeed the wisdom saved, You are no longer poisoned
by the tea, and bone Slaw still has you pinned down, though,
I'll give your bones za.
Speaker 5: This is normal for me. I'm okay with this just
but you should probably let me go.
Speaker 1: Oh you you could see defeat old lady.
Speaker 5: I yeah, yeah, sure, you don't look like a Frenchman anymore,
so I think it's all right.
Speaker 1: I never look what the fuck is that.
Speaker 5: Well, in my time, there was a country known as France.
It was the land of Gaul back in the day.
And then she just kind of starts telling about the
history of roses really interested. Okay, So so back in
the day there was a guy named uh, well, okay,
let's start with the Vikings. Let's start with the Anglos
and the Saxons. So you're very intelligent, I meeto spot
all right, so I'm giving I'm giving bone slow comprehensive
history of England from five hundred eighty to fifteen hundred eighty.
Speaker 1: They're amazing, all right. Meanwhile, meanwhile, meanwhile, Gummy Goon turns
to this dragon and he's gonna Gummy Goon up the
dragon double dustin Bones Slaws ready for eighteen? Doesn't he
hit the dragon building?
Speaker 3: He has twenty twenty?
Speaker 1: Okay, so the gummy so we just like.
Speaker 3: Yes, your konic spirit is like it's like fourteen plus
whatever the level is.
Speaker 1: And so his gummy hand bounces off the impenetrable hide
of the dragon. Confused and yeah, that's gummy Goon's turn.
Bone Slaw now releases the grapple on Agnus is gonna
run over to balloon father, and he's gonna just do
his bone slothing. He's got his hands, he's got his.
Speaker 11: I've lost him.
Speaker 1: He's got super solar electoral fists. His spectral fists come
out and they hit twice, and his balloon father takes
sixteen plus sixteen damage thirty two thirty two, and Jesus
is here. Oh gosh, it is Your lists are so bad.
It's just a chunk of them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we all go right at the end.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I'll speak to them. I'm gonna just say
they all attack the balloon guy.
Speaker 3: Is it?
Speaker 1: They're right in his eye lines. So actually, Jesus is
still attacking Agnes on Wilhelm's order. So unless Wilhelm specifically
stops Jesus from continuing to attack, Agnus might continue to attack.
Act this.
Speaker 2: How you how would you know?
Speaker 1: So you've just seen your perception.
Speaker 3: I mean you are right now.
Speaker 1: You have heard the inter the interaction where bone Slaw
and Agnes apologized and bone Slaw let her go, and
Jesus is fist ready Do you say anything with him?
Hit the bear?
Speaker 2: All right? Man?
Speaker 1: Wait wait wait can I change that? Okay, Well, I'm
waiting anticipation.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're so ready.
Speaker 2: Here we go.
Speaker 1: Go go Jesus crucifix mode bear attack. Okay, that's my
favorite word.
Speaker 2: Go go Jesus Ranger.
Speaker 1: Transforms into Jesus.
Speaker 2: Doo Doo Doo, Savior of our souls. Do Do Do
Do Do do.
Speaker 1: All right, and then he speeds towards He doesn't actually
chants from to a mack. He think in his head
he thinks he does, but you guys should just make
him make sound effects and like twist his arms around.
And then he runs towards the gummy goon and he
strikes and he strikes and he hits and he hits,
and the gummy goon takes fourteen plus nineteen damage. And then, uh,
I guess Katia is next to the gummy goon, so
she just gonna turn her attention but also hitting the
gummy goon with her spectral daggers. Baba yaga, she says,
and she also hits and does nine plus eight damage
and will hoilm. It's back to you, you arm you
said so you're yay.
Speaker 6: No, I just wanted everyone to hear me say yay,
but not okay, okay, I know I can't pick up
gummy goon but does he look tackleable.
Speaker 1: I think he looks huggable. If you can hug it,
you can tackle it.
Speaker 6: That's a I stand by.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna charge. I'm not gonna pick up.
Speaker 6: I'm just going to charge full force into that adorable suspenders,
wearing rainbow tie, having a gummy bear that your audience
will never be able to see.
Speaker 1: And that still makes me happy. Okay, yeah, okay, do
you this is an improvised weapon attack?
Speaker 4: Right? Uh?
Speaker 1: I mean it's a tackle, but you would say it's
improvised weapons. Still you're attacking him with your body, right, yeah, okay, improvising,
You're improvising with your body. That hits. Oh wait, I
rolled the advantage. I'm sorry, it's fine. It's we take
the first take and then and then do the next one. Well,
do I knock him back at all? That's what I'm
trying to do. Oh no, No, He's like he's like SpongeBob.
So you you you Luigi side be into him and
he just bounces you back, which does so it jingles around. Yeah,
it does have the added benefit of he puts you
perfectly a position so you can do it again. Oh
that's a really good point. Then I'm gonna do a joke,
and I'm.
Speaker 4: Oh, what's a good joke?
Speaker 1: All right, we'll get ready, and I remember, man, yeah,
do which feels right? Thirty seconds on this poll.
Speaker 3: I can't do less than a minute. Man.
Speaker 1: Oh, I don't know why I can. But you can't
special privileges, and it's because I'm a partner. It's am I.
Speaker 6: I'm wondering if chat will be forgiving if instead of
saying something funny, I just managed to actually say something
deeply insulting and disturbing.
Speaker 1: Will they like equally reward me for that?
Speaker 2: Maybe it'll be funny.
Speaker 6: I don't think it's funny. I think it's just bullying.
Like I kind of want to bully this. Some people
think it looks it's funny.
Speaker 1: If my childhood has told me anything, A lot of
people think bullying it's funny.
Speaker 2: So I mean anything is fun. If you're much of
an asshole about it, I mean say it.
Speaker 3: That's cool.
Speaker 6: Wait hold h it doesn't matter if you're born on earth.
This weird make believe world we've been living in, or
in some teapots wet dream all gummy is still made
of melted horse hoof and that's what you truly are
you disgusting son of a bitch.
Speaker 1: And then I'm gonna tackle him again. Okay, it wasn't funny,
it was deeply it was it was bullying. I feel
bad for him, im. It just reminded him what he's
really made up. And you know what he's gonna He's
he's gonna level up. He's like, what what do you say.
Speaker 4: From fat funny bullying? It's funny, that was insulty. That's bullying.
Speaker 2: I love.
Speaker 1: The poet more than your actual joke. Yeah, so yeah,
you hit, so do the damage and roll me an
extra D eight correctly.
Speaker 2: Oh that I don't funk.
Speaker 1: Don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me. Okay, okay,
say anything, but Mark, I knew I would.
Speaker 2: We've discovered the true power of that necklace.
Speaker 1: Just here is people, here is five zeros.
Speaker 3: Five here okay, ten pounds thank you my waterstones plus card?
Speaker 1: Oh thank you?
Speaker 6: Do you hear the Barns and Nobles opening more stores
next year because book sales are so good.
Speaker 1: That's awesome.
Speaker 6: Good on you everybody for being such good readers. You moron.
Speaker 2: We went to it was two stories.
Speaker 3: I like that.
Speaker 1: I mean we did go to Barnes and Noble. This
is my favorite thing about the interaction is Techy will
say something about your trip and then you will see
it be like, oh yeah, like you forgot it. Every figured.
Speaker 2: You might have.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because it's the third time that that exact interaction
has happened to I can't tell.
Speaker 2: You about the cheesecake factory thing that happened that wash.
I just want to point out one thing and chat.
Speaker 3: Someone said they went, imagine having to use more than
one currency. Do you think that you can't have more
than one currency?
Speaker 1: Was he goes to over countries?
Speaker 2: Got uh.
Speaker 1: Wait country and England was one of its states. Due, Yeah,
it's my city state. Okay, now I my turns not over.
Oh oh yeah. We're playing Dungeons and Dragons right. Were
talking about books. I've read words, which is the most
I've written of anything, and so is Mark. He's writing too, yeah,
which is incredible. That's sokay, Yeah, you should buy it.
Speaker 2: I will.
Speaker 1: You've given me the books for free. I bought you.
The thing is, you've given me two of your books refree,
but then I had to buy mine. No, yeah, well
he gave me the copy that had spelling mistakes in it.
But but then I did. I bought. I bought the
one that you didn't give me for free. So you
know what, you We support you, We support you, We
support im like Briggs, you fucking asshole.
Speaker 2: Briggs. Briggs.
Speaker 1: Listen, he can't read.
Speaker 4: I don't know how to read. I don't know. Come on, man,
don't make that very intensitive.
Speaker 1: Briggs is a streamer, Come on now.
Speaker 3: He's.
Speaker 1: He barely watches anime like he has to watch it
with English dub because he can't read the subtitles.
Speaker 2: No, he watching Doctor Stone yesterday. I actually popped in
for that because I love Doctor Stone. That was a
cool episode.
Speaker 4: He was because you love me.
Speaker 2: Doctor Stone.
Speaker 1: Briggs is watching it. Take taking just scours twitch for
people watching talk to Stone because he can't watch his
own type.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, go ahead, yeah yeah, yeah yah.
Speaker 1: We're playing D and D. I'm gonna use.
Speaker 6: Action Surge, which I have not used yet.
Speaker 2: We don't read.
Speaker 1: I mean you use it in the Lost Combat? Does
it come back on the short rest?
Speaker 6: I thought it did. Does action Surge return on his shirt?
Speaker 4: This is why I drink? They make fun of me?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Once for short rest? Yeah? Cool, perfect. Don't you doubt me?
Speaker 3: I don't.
Speaker 6: She's just asking, great asking because you were flooded with doubt.
Speaker 1: Okay, sorry, but with it.
Speaker 6: I'm going to use my Commander's strike and I'm gonna
look at Jesus Christ and I'm gonna go give him
the Divine finish.
Speaker 2: Oh that sounds cool. That actually sounds like a Jesus
Christ wrestling move.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Ah, and that's what it's gonna be. So he
gets on the top rope. Here we go like you
like Manifesto top rope Warloxio goes, what the fuck I
thought I could? I was both to be able to
do that because the most time she's just been laughing
at a joying Jesus gets into the top rope and
he drops and he does like an elbow drop, I guess,
and he hits the gummy goon for nineteen.
Speaker 6: I say, if this doesn't finish him calling it the
divine finish, Oh I didn't.
Speaker 1: I didn't finish it. But you like most professional wrestling finishes,
you've got to use them like two or three times
before they actually go down. Oh fair, So he elbow
drops Gummy Goon and he stands up it rips off
his shirt and he's ripped. Sorry placement. Yeah, I don't
know why I added that D sol I just I
got too into it. Are you doing anything else will help?
Speaker 4: You?
Speaker 1: Still have another attack with your action search, so oh okay,
cool strike the place. It's one of your attacks with
me someone. Okay, I mean you can on Jesus again
if you wanted to, and then he knows and.
Speaker 6: This is just going to turn into a cool moment
where we do like a back to back to back
to back to back and we still got him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, roll with the D eight as well, because it
does it does do the additional maneuver damage as well.
Speaker 6: So all right, slash R one D eight you just
love making me do this.
Speaker 1: Damage. It's okay, No, you have a chance if you
roll a high enough damage here willhelm with your last
improvised weapon attack you have a chance of finding it
finishing off the gummy gooon?
Speaker 3: How are you?
Speaker 1: What are you doing?
Speaker 6: I really wish dragons Bet did more damage because it's
just disappointing that it only does two D four like
it would be such a great finish, right.
Speaker 1: Just too done? Two times your monk dice, but your
month dice is only default month.
Speaker 6: Can I say that I'm improvisingly hitting him with the
fire coming from my mouth?
Speaker 1: This is the you know what I can say? I
can say that you could use the fire in your mouth?
Where did take it?
Speaker 4: Go?
Speaker 1: Welcome back? Checking. You can use the fire from your
mouth in a flavor way to light whatever you're like
doing on fire when you attack it. I light my
first on fire with my mouth and then I punch him.
There you go, and that's an improvised weapon. It hits
through the damage. Okay, I need fixing him off.
Speaker 2: Here needs to be big damage.
Speaker 1: You still have more attacks. I do want to stress this,
but you don't finish. I know you have your bonus
actual tax. Now see you have your bonus actual attacks
now yeah, yeah, so you can Now now you have
a choice. You you flaming fist the gummy goon. He goes, oh,
and he's I do He's.
Speaker 6: Weak, he's super low. You know what for the style points,
I might not do enough damage, but if it does
do enough damage, it's awesome.
Speaker 1: Dragon's breath. I'm just a saving through right, I don't
think does he also? No, you can't, you can't. Unfortunately
you can't do dragons breath now, Oh sorry, you're so
you have. All you have left is a bonus action
which you can use to attack with your light weapon
which he improvised weapon, or with your monk fists. So
you can't do dragons breath fortunately, So wow, okay, Well
hit him with that and that will finish off the
gummy goon. How do you do it?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 6: I knock his head off. Oh no, I knock his
knees out there he is. I leave him screaming with
no knees on the ground.
Speaker 1: With the two attacks, right, you knock out perfect cylindrical
shapes of gummy out of his knees and his entire
body color lapses on top of that. Oh, he yells
out as he melts into a puddle.
Speaker 6: You know this scene in Wanted where he hits the
guy in the face of the keyboard and it.
Speaker 1: Spells fuck you.
Speaker 6: Yeah, the juice from his exploding knees spells the shark.
Speaker 1: I don't know why I said, yeah, I don't know
what that is.
Speaker 2: With Angelina Joe Lee.
Speaker 1: Absolutely yeah, No, I don't. I don't watch movies.
Speaker 6: Unfortunately, I was foundational to my Yeah, like two thousand
and seven.
Speaker 2: I saw that in theaters. That was that was good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was nine in two thousand and seven.
Speaker 6: It's a terrible movie with that makes it great like that.
Speaker 2: One and it's yeah, it's fun.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you can tell the pitch meeting they just went
guys bullets, they curve and everyone.
Speaker 5: Yes, yes, remember the part with the fucking loom that
could predict the future. It's like, it's like, what the fuck?
Speaker 1: Okay, so Gommy goun melts into a red, gelatinous puddle
on the ground. Cody your Dragon says, that's what happened
to Jimmy Carter.
Speaker 2: Oh too soon, too fucking can you can you tell me?
Can you tell me what fucking thing about about Jimmy Carter?
Can you tell me one? Okay? I guess ye.
Speaker 1: Live so that he did charity stuff, he's quite cool.
Speaker 2: He did. He did a lot of charity stuff.
Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: He got it all right.
Speaker 1: The views of my D and D characters don't reflect
my actual views.
Speaker 3: This is the views of this booked of Dragon.
Speaker 1: Also the implication, I don't want to clarify what he
thinks happened as Jimmy Carter melted and they replaced him,
not that that's how he died. It's okay, all.
Speaker 3: Right, I'm gonna ride my dragon over because the gummyoon
is dead. Now I'm going to ride over to the
the balloon father on the back of this dragon.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say it.
Speaker 3: I didn't think that I could wild ship while I
had this dragon out, because to give the dragon instructions
on my turns, it has to be verbal instructions. But
I was just reading the draconic spirit couldn't understand any
language that I speak, and elementals speak languages like languages
of their type.
Speaker 2: Of terrain or whatever. Yeah, yeah, Terran or Oran or.
Speaker 3: Whatever, so I can still give a commends. So I'm
gonna fly over with this dragon, and I'm going to
transform into an air elemental as I leap off the
back of the dragon and fly towards Warlocksia.
Speaker 1: Insane, Okay, incredible, well played, Yeah, amazing. You You transform
into an air elemental mid air and land in front
of Woxia as she goes that's fun. I'm like that.
This is Yeah, you're a good one. You're I'm a
large stay here. Actually I'm gonna kill the rest of you.
But you can think you could be one of you.
Could we have we have fun here?
Speaker 3: How big is large? Is it like ten by ten foot? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Okay.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna move into her square.
Speaker 1: Oh, the center square.
Speaker 3: I'm just sharing squares with her. I have a flying
speed obviously, and then I'm going to instead of slamming
her what I'm Gonnah? Is that worth doing?
Speaker 2: Does she look like she has a very high strength?
Speaker 1: She looks like a little clown girl.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so no, you might be deceiving.
Speaker 1: I don't know, evil happy Pomney.
Speaker 2: I'm going to use my whirlwind is the air elemental?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Which, So she needs to make a DC thirteen strength
saving throw?
Speaker 1: Checks out real quick before you do that? Yeah, mh
zay and cut this out, cut this out.
Speaker 2: I might be able to answer.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I don't want to answer.
Speaker 2: I don't Oh, I say.
Speaker 4: What up?
Speaker 3: What up?
Speaker 1: Sorry?
Speaker 3: So you don't slam it.
Speaker 1: It's the name of the move, okay, okay, okay, never mind.
So I just had to check the real go go ahead,
do your thing, all right.
Speaker 3: So she needs to make she needs to make a
strength saving throw DC is only thirteen.
Speaker 1: Okay, uh lots. I think she might succeed this just
even though her stread is not incredible.
Speaker 7: People entirely think Cody sunbeam. Sunbeam isn't continuous sunbeam is there, it's.
Speaker 1: Continue you are in sunbeam range now by the way.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh, how does he does.
Speaker 1: A big sunbeam and it's like a continuous thing that
he is blasting. Sorry still yeah, so every bonus action
he's gonna last again, it's fine.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna win.
Speaker 3: Don't worry, guys, I'm not gonna end my turn in
this space clean enough. Yeah, he uses it as a
bonus action. It's I don't think it's a continuous beam.
I think it's just you can reach.
Speaker 1: Your action use it as his action.
Speaker 2: But yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: You'll find you'll find.
Speaker 2: It's not like witch bolt. I think it's a little
bit different than that. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think the beams, at least I thought Chap meant
it was like a mood beam where it's just there.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, no, no, it's not like they are cool.
You see thirteen she fails, okay.
Speaker 1: Particularly failed saving flow.
Speaker 2: She takes three D eight damage.
Speaker 3: You just can say thirteen damage from like the wild
when buffeting her. Then she's going to get knocked prawn
and get flung twenty feet in a random direction.
Speaker 1: Okay, so we do a D eight for the random direction. Yeah,
you can do that to get north. So that's northeast northwest.
So she lands on a cookie.
Speaker 2: I was really hoping by towards the lands.
Speaker 1: Cookie flies of the card and lands and a cookie
that she lands. She gets her hand of cookie and
eats it, goes. You know what I wanted. I wanted it,
but I wouldn't do if I could be bothered to
get over here. And you've really helped me.
Speaker 3: You're welcome.
Speaker 2: When she when she lands there, because she strikes a flaw,
she does take.
Speaker 3: An additional six damage.
Speaker 1: Great amazing. I can't use this again until I recharge it.
I want one extra D image.
Speaker 3: Told how much movement did I used to get here?
Speaker 2: Fifty feet?
Speaker 3: Get who I still has forty feet of flying speed.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna I'm gonna stay where I am.
Speaker 1: I'm going to stay where, stay where you are.
Speaker 3: I'm what I'm going to do actually is move out
of normans where Okay I want to. I want him
to have a clear line of.
Speaker 1: Staes warlocks are still in range of bean is the question?
Speaker 4: Where is she now how far she is.
Speaker 1: Now unfortunately out of beam range because she's further than
sixty feet, she's seventy feet.
Speaker 3: Nor one can move maybe seventy feet.
Speaker 7: I'm gonna dive and cast the beam.
Speaker 4: Yeah, not doing yet, but more of a question.
Speaker 1: Okay, you are you are power word pained at the moment,
so that might prevent something.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you only have ten movements speed.
Speaker 2: That's not good.
Speaker 3: Sorry.
Speaker 1: I was trying to bring her closer, but it was
like it was a coin flip.
Speaker 7: Fair, fair, okay, and it feels like I'm being rejected
by the girl I like and stepping on lego at
the same time.
Speaker 3: Oh no, I'm gonna command. I'm gonna command the dragon
now after my turn, just to air balloon guy.
Speaker 1: It turns out, sorry, breath weapon isn't a recharge for him.
Speaker 3: He can just do it. It's because yeah, so he makes
three rand attacks and then his breath weapon.
Speaker 1: Good. You know balloons were invented to kidnap children so
that they could do experiments on them. Wow, that there
was that one Pokemon that does that.
Speaker 11: Twelve two of them hit to do that balloon two
these six was twenty twenty three damage.
Speaker 1: Balloon Father does look pretty beaten up though.
Speaker 3: All right, breath weapon again, it's gonna be what's good
against balloon's false damage.
Speaker 2: I guess damage perfect.
Speaker 3: Can you do piercing breath damage?
Speaker 2: But yeah, just roll.
Speaker 3: It's gonna roll with his breath weapon. I guess he's
just going straight down onto it as they it doesn't
hit anyone else cold?
Speaker 2: Yeah, what do I do to hit? Oh?
Speaker 3: It makes a it makes a dexit yeah yeah, yeah,
just do the damage eighteen DC.
Speaker 2: You know it doesn't say. It just says to choose
one of its damage resistances, like, oh, I see what
it is. Okay, I got it.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna roll it. Eighteen is too high. He
can't beat that, so it's too low. Eight cold damage,
eight total damage. The balloon Father is still he's still up,
but he's he's he's fucked okay, dragon.
Speaker 9: Yeah, in no worries, my friend, listen, I'm just happy
to have somebody to finally talk to.
Speaker 1: I've got a lot going on in here. I got
a lot going on. I got big ideas.
Speaker 3: In my head. The only way that this makes sense
that I've summoned a dragon that's like this fucked up
is that something about this domain is That's what I'm hoping.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm hoping, that's the idea. Did you know
that American football was invented by the ancient Mesopotamians.
Speaker 2: I mean, there's only a certain number of games you
can play with.
Speaker 1: A American football, though we have the writings. Weird they predicted.
Speaker 5: It's an ancient quniform and it's it's American football written
in Quna form.
Speaker 2: That's cool.
Speaker 1: Trying to hide time travel from else is what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: Oh, the Egyptians also had it. Yeah, it's true.
Speaker 1: The Egyptians aren't real apparently, and I believe that really.
I've never been to Egypt. Okay, so I don't know.
Is probably also going to kill the balloon puzzle because
it always goes to polar turn.
Speaker 2: She needs to kill shot for all these people, and.
Speaker 1: She doesn't have to do much. She just points her
weather stick and goes die and then they die unless
she misses. Of course, they die, die, and then it dies.
The balloon father pops into a million balloon pieces. Norman
go ahead?
Speaker 7: Will you allow Norman to dive into the abyss, killing
himself for getting close enough to do the sunbeam.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, well hopefully as un following each combat is
really slow. You only have ten feet of movement speed, right,
but you are five feet away from the edge of
the card. So yes, I would let you step off
the card if you wanted to.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I want to let feet to the edge of
the car and then they kind of jump.
Speaker 1: Well, you wouldn't be able to jump. I just don't
think you have enough your You're you're in constant pain.
You don't have enough movement speed to be able to
do the jump. I think I think jumping is out
of the question.
Speaker 2: To bluster her.
Speaker 4: Ten feet closer side.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you could jump into the void.
Speaker 4: That's the goal.
Speaker 1: You could just do that. You just wouldn't get closer
to her doing that.
Speaker 4: I wouldn't get closer to doing that.
Speaker 5: Maybe it would maybe you fall down and you get
set back up, and it's just like who can say
yeah hmmm. Rustage smiled when I said that. I think
that's how it works. I think you should jump breaks
he's now he's laughing. That's how it works. That's how it.
Speaker 4: Fucking I'm in so much pain. I just want to.
Speaker 2: End it all.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you are you just feel this agony coursing through
your body. You uh, you'll have it flashbacks to your parents,
but rating you every girl you tried to ask out
in your Here's the thing is, you never actually tried
to ask any girls out. You did the thing where
you asked him out in your head, but they still
rejected you. But in your dreams they still rejected you.
Speaker 4: Okay, Norman is just gonna use magic whistle.
Speaker 1: Okay, with that spells without all. You know you have
to do a consave first.
Speaker 7: Okay, I'm gonna do a con save, but let me
see something real quick.
Speaker 1: And if you fail, it still uses the spell slot.
Yeah that's okay.
Speaker 2: You try to use it, but it just fizzles.
Speaker 1: You are in constant agony, in pain.
Speaker 7: Durable magic we're getting at the tenth level. The magic
channel helps ward off harm while you maintain concentration on
a spell. You have plus two bonus to ac and
all saving throws. Does that count? I get plus two?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 4: Thinking of Sunbeam, but not I guess if.
Speaker 1: You're still maintaining sunbeam magic Missile isn't a concentration spell,
so I guess so, uh, it's sure. Yeah, I still
have disadvantage on the roll though, because you have disadvantage
on saving throws while you're in pain. So take what
to help you can.
Speaker 7: Get all right, constitution saving throw with this advantage, but
plus two.
Speaker 1: But plus two let's say, okay, but with the plus
two you succeed and the magic missle goes off. So
give me the magic missile.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's gonna be a good one. That's
that's that's the turning point right there.
Speaker 7: At the second level, though, you're gonna do like a
seventh level.
Speaker 4: I don't have enough stuffs.
Speaker 2: Magic machine gun, no, no, no, no, So.
Speaker 4: I think I get four magic.
Speaker 2: Missiles one D three yeah yeah, it's three aboriginally and
then one so yeah, two, three, ten, fourteen.
Speaker 1: Yeah, thirteen damage and she gets hit by them.
Speaker 4: That's how magic missile works.
Speaker 1: W Ah, that's really hurt, Norman. You know it's your name,
and that freaks you out.
Speaker 4: That makes me happy. Okay, don't tell Norman what he
what he feels. You don't understand his emotions.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, it is Are you doing anything else on
your turn?
Speaker 4: He normally says, you thought that pain would work on me.
I'm used to it.
Speaker 1: It's a moment okay, okay.
Speaker 3: Well you get to make the con saving throughout the end.
Speaker 1: Of his Yeah, make this one doesn't have disadvantage. The
conceave you make it in your turn.
Speaker 4: Doesn't do I still have it plus two?
Speaker 1: Fuck it?
Speaker 4: Yeah, sure, yeah, fuck.
Speaker 1: It six seeds.
Speaker 8: Okay, look at me, all full costs.
Speaker 1: You're no longer in pain. But it is now her turn.
Copee Chad, She just does power would kill on you?
Speaker 2: No power words stun.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, Cody.
Speaker 3: Oh oh why did you say it like that?
Speaker 1: Well you're supposed to get like shot when I say it,
So there you go. He points towards you and says,
you're funny. I really like you. Oh and this giant
finger appears in the in the behind her. It is
a finger of death.
Speaker 2: Oh that's powerful. Ship, that's like a seventh level.
Speaker 1: She sends this negative finger at you. It's like a
middle finger. Yeah, of course, coursing through your body. Can
you do a concave for me?
Speaker 3: Yeah? What is what is an Aaron Mantal's Constitution's only
plus two?
Speaker 2: It's only made of air. Oops, I just rolled.
Speaker 1: Okay, give it to me. You fail, You take sixty
two damage?
Speaker 2: What the ship I mean that's a really powerful she
is mental, it's a really powerful uh yeah finger. I'm
still in.
Speaker 1: Elemental amazing that most of my health. This giant finger
of death goes through you and just ravages your elemental body.
And yeah, next to you, another creature is being formed.
I'm going to form the creature and then we'll do
what to be good to do. This creature forms, it
is a pack of cards. Oh okay, cards goes he
just like raises a hand and a car cruils out
of him. Yeah, it is a heart, okay, and it
is is the Ace of Hearts out of the pack.
Yeahs bad, I'm the Ace what And like Flamenco music
plays to Beacon continued right there? Ship and that is.
Speaker 5: It had to be a fucking ace. Could have been
like the Seven of Hearts. Probably would have been fine.
But did just remind me that dragon export is concentration,
so I would be.
Speaker 3: Against a d C of.
Speaker 1: Yes, see how close you are?
Speaker 7: Right?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Maybe you crit maybe it looks cool, maybe it's like,
you know, something impressive.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, seventeen the dragon. At the end of this episode,
the dragon grows. But I have so many theories. I
have so many more things to say. I have so
many things that don't reflect the thoughts of why creator.
Speaker 2: By dragon, he did.
Speaker 5: See you, see you later in the thumb. Now Kiru
draw the dragon for the thumbnail.
Speaker 1: It's gonna draw a loxy obviously. And yeah, that is
the actual to be continued, and that is that is
the episode. That is the episode that was fun.