Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, we're talking about Dwight's fashion show lesson.
Speaker 2: So many handsome men, so many beautiful women, and me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're claiming that your outfit someone sabotaged your look,
Speaker 1: just like I thought it would looked great. Thank you,
Speaker 1: Madde mccorco. Didn't you think you look good?
Speaker 3: I liked it? You know, the conflicting patterns were a choice.
Speaker 2: Charles Ray Charles might have picked out in mind.
Speaker 3: Do you have Ray Charles impression?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: What a what a passive you should see? What a
Speaker 1: passive aggressive comment? She goes, well, the mixing patterns were
Speaker 1: a choice.
Speaker 5: Well, Tony says, there are no rules to fashion another
Speaker 5: I disagree.
Speaker 3: There are rules.
Speaker 2: I've seen.
Speaker 1: I've turned on NFL Sunday or all this stuff, and
Speaker 1: the guys are wearing stripes going one way on the tie,
Speaker 1: stripes going the other way on the shirt, and then
Speaker 1: and weird patter on the jacket. I'm like, what he's
Speaker 1: going on?
Speaker 3: Too much?
Speaker 6: Maddy mccorky, ready for this?
Speaker 3: I think so?
Speaker 2: I wore white jeans after Labor Day.
Speaker 1: Oh, you're a rule break up because I like the party.
Speaker 1: First of all, it all went wrong.
Speaker 3: I don't know by that rule. I think that's a
Speaker 3: dumb one they had.
Speaker 1: I was at Express the other day, which is a
Speaker 1: middle aged gay man's store, which I go to my
Speaker 1: son sometimes to shop. I go there all the time.
Speaker 1: I get my medium shirts there. So the ones that
Speaker 1: are too tight. But they were white jeans on clearance
Speaker 1: for like ten dollars. Wow, And Jackie was like and
Speaker 1: I was like no, I was like, Dwight looks ridiculous
Speaker 1: in his I'm not buying.
Speaker 5: No, that's great for the summertime, springtime plus ten dollars
Speaker 5: on Express.
Speaker 7: Come on, that's ridiculously hot, beach, ridiculously hot in my
Speaker 7: white jeans. I'd rather do them my d white jeans.
Speaker 3: I feel like those are vacation pants in my opinion.
Speaker 1: Can't wear them at home.
Speaker 3: You can, but best on vacation.
Speaker 1: I don't know, man, got I don't know.
Speaker 7: Gone.
Speaker 1: And they were like fifteen dollars and I would they
Speaker 1: fit perfect? I didn't try them on I like Express.
Speaker 7: Oh, by the way, the Rolling Stone shirt that you
Speaker 7: were calling me fat in, yes, I did not say
Speaker 7: you say you did?
Speaker 1: I said, apparently your dryer is set too high.
Speaker 2: The shirt shrunk the.
Speaker 7: Shirt Just so you know, The shirt was from The
Speaker 7: shirt was from the nineteen ninety four Voodoo Lounge to
Speaker 7: so even though I can.
Speaker 5: Get into it, should be why are you allowed to
Speaker 5: wear medium shirts?
Speaker 1: And twice I look good in it? So okay, you
Speaker 1: know what? Trade me in for some friend that's going
Speaker 1: to go. You look great when you look fat? Do
Speaker 1: you want me to tell you when you look fat?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right, Dave, sure, thank you, Trade me in
Speaker 1: anytime you want. They won't though they won't, Maddie mccarthurys.
Speaker 5: Honesty is good. That's a good trade in a friend.
Speaker 5: But you can deliver it in a way that's nice.
Speaker 6: They is your sister as fat as you?
Speaker 2: Because I would like to see her?
Speaker 1: Thank you bad? Don't even any matter of fact, there
Speaker 1: was a salesperson in here last week and the only
Speaker 1: people that went up to him and went, you look
Speaker 1: like blank were Dwight and I. He goes, you know,
Speaker 1: I only can trust you too, because you all were
Speaker 1: the only ones.
Speaker 3: He told one of the salespeople that they looked they.
Speaker 1: Were sick, they were like ill and I and I
Speaker 1: left crying. So I should not.
Speaker 3: I want to know who it is, and.
Speaker 1: I said, and I just did the shock face like, dude,
Speaker 1: you look like.
Speaker 2: Name, but his name rhymes with Schwarman Schmieber. Stop it.
Speaker 1: And then he got and then Dwight apparently did it.
Speaker 1: Five minutes later, he came around the corner with a coffee,
Speaker 1: went out, what the hell you look like?
Speaker 3: You love to hear that when people over and over?
Speaker 3: Do you not feel?
Speaker 2: That was the first thing I did to was the
Speaker 2: step back?
Speaker 1: What I did?
Speaker 8: I did?
Speaker 1: You got to take a double tape. I go home,
Speaker 1: But he said, I thought he was going to cry.
Speaker 1: He goes, man, you're the only two. Everyone else did
Speaker 1: just went along.
Speaker 2: He goes.
Speaker 1: You all were truthful and you noticed.
Speaker 3: That's that's important.
Speaker 1: Look if you.
Speaker 3: Please, yeah, tell me what I look like?
Speaker 9: Crap?
Speaker 1: I am so do you know?
Speaker 2: Look like crap? But you do look like you've just given.
Speaker 1: Up years in the marriage.
Speaker 3: Are you okay? Coming from you?
Speaker 1: I dried the roll jeans today.
Speaker 8: It's casual Friday, National Women's Day.
Speaker 1: Congratulations of jeans.
Speaker 2: I wish would come back.
Speaker 7: What are the high wasted jeans from the mind wasted.
Speaker 6: Wasted?
Speaker 1: They did for a while. Now they're back.
Speaker 3: Out, Yeah they are coming back.
Speaker 1: All let's played crusade for children trivia. I forget where
Speaker 1: we're at for for a million, forties forty, we'll go
Speaker 1: to for sixty. All right, if you guys get eight
Speaker 1: of the next ten questions correctly, are you ready? Yes?
Speaker 2: Ready?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 8: Uh?
Speaker 1: Capt Question one, Captain James Cook was a famous.
Speaker 2: EXPERI pronounced Kirk.
Speaker 1: Was the famous explorer. Damn, that's a good one. Take
Speaker 1: a dollar out. Captain James Cook was a famous explorer
Speaker 1: in the eighteenth century. He mapped basically the entire Pacific
Speaker 1: Ocean from New Zealand to Australia. Was he a British
Speaker 1: captain or an American captain?
Speaker 2: What was your last name?
Speaker 6: Cook?
Speaker 1: James Cook? I think Cook, Captain Cook.
Speaker 9: I think he was a brit Yeah, not positive, but
Speaker 9: quite probable.
Speaker 1: I'll give you credit if you tell me what actual
Speaker 1: century the eighteenth century.
Speaker 6: Is that's in the seventeen hundred.
Speaker 1: I'll give you the answer correct for this question if
Speaker 1: you just tell me what actual century is the eighteenth
Speaker 1: century saw the seventeen hundreds, David, what do.
Speaker 2: You mean what century is?
Speaker 9: So?
Speaker 2: What century is eighteenth?
Speaker 1: Correct? What is actually? What either ears are?
Speaker 2: It's a year.
Speaker 1: It's okay. The year, it's seventeen hundreds. Okay, don't do
Speaker 1: it now. Because he answered the question was confusing.
Speaker 2: He looked like.
Speaker 1: You had a confused No. I don't know, it's confused
Speaker 1: to your question.
Speaker 3: The eighteenth century.
Speaker 1: He was British. Here's British.
Speaker 2: Here's what I told his questions what decade were the eighties?
Speaker 1: All right? Here you go? No, ex confused, I don't know.
Speaker 1: It wasn't It wasn't a trick question. It was a
Speaker 1: very good question. What actual century was the eighteenth century?
Speaker 1: What season of operation is it?
Speaker 8: For?
Speaker 9: Mike Lennox, don't let's not do that, all right.
Speaker 1: I don't know who will know this. It's a tie
Speaker 1: between Dave and probably me, maybe because you were very
Speaker 1: surprising last week. Always Yogi Bear lives in what fictional lives? Yeah?
Speaker 8: Yeah, absolutely, were you're going where I'm going with finanswer?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 9: And Jelly Stone, it's Jelly Stone.
Speaker 1: Jelly Stone. It's a cartoon, people, And.
Speaker 2: Where did you get yo? Sam?
Speaker 1: Oh studentist that's a different cartoon.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 7: I remember an episode where Yogi and Root and Joe Simney,
Speaker 7: Sam and.
Speaker 1: Dave just let you twist in the wind on that one.
Speaker 1: Did Jelly Stone.
Speaker 6: It came to me latetone.
Speaker 3: I was so confident.
Speaker 1: I know, I know you were screamed it out. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: Maddie mccla True or false? Ferdinand Magellan was the first
Speaker 1: explorer sailed around the world. True or false?
Speaker 4: True?
Speaker 1: Like it?
Speaker 2: She sang it.
Speaker 5: I remember a song about that in elementary school. It
Speaker 5: was some sort of like catchy helps you remember who.
Speaker 7: I'm pretty sure it's Agatha Christie. But we're gonna let
Speaker 7: her fall on her because that's the only way you learn.
Speaker 1: All right, you're a fallow Ferdinand Magellen was the first
Speaker 1: explorer to sail around the world. So you say true
Speaker 1: true already, get one wrong.
Speaker 3: It was that song tell us, the song that I
Speaker 3: don't remember how.
Speaker 1: I passed any test thought of a song. Yeah, it's helpful, Dwight.
Speaker 1: You can answer this in probably zero point two seconds.
Speaker 2: This is where I screw the pooch.
Speaker 1: Just like last time, to get the confidence to walk
Speaker 1: on the.
Speaker 3: Yeah, strut your stuff, big night.
Speaker 2: Last night.
Speaker 1: What Rolling Stone album cover has a zip.
Speaker 7: On the side Sticky fingers by Andy Warhol.
Speaker 2: By the way, nonetheless, really Andy Warhol designed.
Speaker 1: Oh cool better question. Yeah, and you had anywhere.
Speaker 3: Bonus points, Yeah, bonus points.
Speaker 7: Take away that yellowstone, take away that Yellowstone.
Speaker 1: Yes, and it's so okay. Guy says a squirrel. What
Speaker 1: what year, by the way, was Sticky Fingers?
Speaker 2: I think it was seventy.
Speaker 1: I think it was seven zipper and it's named Sticky Fingers.
Speaker 1: It's like, it's so odd, it's best.
Speaker 7: My favorite Stones album was Chocking Right Album. So remember
Speaker 7: yesterday when I said I made the mistake and I
Speaker 7: said Hooper, Yeah, Hooper is a wife jacket. Yeah, I
Speaker 7: got corrected. The same guy said you should have gave
Speaker 7: me a missus kittener slap for my mistakes.
Speaker 1: Oh, I should have. I should have slapped your face. Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, here we go. Good job, buddy, and then
Speaker 1: you get it.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 1: What is often referred to what's the normal name, not
Speaker 1: the scientific name, for the substance to be the most
Speaker 1: slippery substance in the world.
Speaker 2: Aint a loop.
Speaker 6: Banana peel?
Speaker 2: Yeah, banana peel is good too.
Speaker 3: What is the substance slippery?
Speaker 1: Slippery?
Speaker 6: Slippery substance? Like my answer, man, is silicone slippery?
Speaker 2: Umm oil.
Speaker 1: Mm slippery substances. I had there and you hear it.
Speaker 1: You will punch yourself on.
Speaker 2: What's the most slippery substance like.
Speaker 4: Grease, I don't know, punch yourself on the fistsoline, petroleum jelly.
Speaker 1: Final answer, you all don't know. Up against it, you've
Speaker 1: already got one wrong.
Speaker 9: I mean.
Speaker 6: Bon Jovi.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a good answer. I like got it a
Speaker 2: family feet where they give some stupid answer.
Speaker 1: That's a longs.
Speaker 2: That's not the slipckest substance on the planet.
Speaker 1: It is, hence slippery's teleflon. Don I tried to do
Speaker 1: a pan. I thought you were like something I was
Speaker 1: cooking with a pan. It's Teflon's on a pan. That's
Speaker 1: you're having. And if I gave you it's a nickname
Speaker 1: of a mobster, you would have got it right.
Speaker 7: But I'll say I don't say, hey, honey, it's my birthday.
Speaker 2: Go over, I have a tube of teflon.
Speaker 6: Right, only if you're pan sexual?
Speaker 3: Who was the teflon mobster?
Speaker 1: What a john guy?
Speaker 6: Step nothing for pan sexual?
Speaker 2: Man?
Speaker 1: Got two dollars, take a dollar out.
Speaker 2: I didn't hear it. Way to go.
Speaker 1: Today, Okay, you cannot get anything wrong the next five us. Oh,
Speaker 1: the kids will suffer.
Speaker 7: Sorry, kids, A lot of suffering hit of your way.
Speaker 1: True? False, Okay, we got to go true falls. When
Speaker 1: hyenas gather, they are called a cackle.
Speaker 6: Yes, cackle of hyenas. That kind of like that. I
Speaker 6: think that's true.
Speaker 1: Do you think it's true? Carl concur? Yes, I concur
Speaker 1: hyena because they laugh.
Speaker 2: Here, let's listen to one now.
Speaker 1: Cock cock video of actual hyaenas is terrifying.
Speaker 2: That would be living with a hyena trying to watch
Speaker 2: man take him upstairs?
Speaker 1: Mac coy What kind of animal is a horny toad?
Speaker 3: Horny toad?
Speaker 2: Is a toad?
Speaker 3: An amphibian?
Speaker 9: It's a frog, It's a toad. Frog, it's a toad.
Speaker 9: It's a frog, it's an amphibian. I like that one
Speaker 9: reptile this it looks like a little dinosaur.
Speaker 1: What kind of animal a lizard?
Speaker 3: Is it a lizard?
Speaker 6: Really?
Speaker 1: What kind of animal is a horny toad?
Speaker 6: Why isn't a Are you gonna roll the.
Speaker 1: Dice on lizard?
Speaker 2: Hey, madam mccork.
Speaker 1: My first thought that answer is just crazy enough to work.
Speaker 6: Why isn't I called a horny lizard?
Speaker 5: Then?
Speaker 6: Why the whole toad thing?
Speaker 1: The lizard? She's gambling all the money on the kids,
Speaker 1: horny toad is actually a lizard. I can't believe you
Speaker 1: got it.
Speaker 3: I mean that truly was a guess. Yeah, yeah, I'm surprised.
Speaker 6: Why he's right.
Speaker 1: Why the hell isn't it just a horny lizard?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: It's weird? Okay, true or false? I've got a good
Speaker 1: one here, Dwight, you ready for this. It's a dog questions?
Speaker 2: Okay, here we go. Canine Americans. Okay, it's twenty twenty five.
Speaker 1: Sorry, it's a canine American question. Yeah, true or false?
Speaker 1: There is a type of barkless canine American? Or false?
Speaker 1: Is there is there a dog actually doesn't do? There
Speaker 1: is one? Yes, David, let him struggle, wiggle which one
Speaker 1: it could be. I'm not even asking you that, I'm
Speaker 1: just saying true or false? Is this is the dog?
Speaker 1: I would imagine I would.
Speaker 7: Say no, But the the question is stupid.
Speaker 2: Enough to be yes.
Speaker 1: I've got audio of them.
Speaker 6: I'll play it for you.
Speaker 1: Okay, here, let's hear it.
Speaker 9: Wow.
Speaker 7: That was awesome, man, that is too good. Now, I'm
Speaker 7: not playing the Mitch McConnell audio. Very similar, that's a
Speaker 7: very similar thing.
Speaker 2: That's all right.
Speaker 1: Tru or false?
Speaker 6: That was true?
Speaker 7: I gotta say true just because it's the answer.
Speaker 1: Is a benzing ben.
Speaker 7: Card dog s E n j I a benzen instead of.
Speaker 2: Bar instead of barking. Do they also snuggle with the burglars?
Speaker 2: What good is it?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 8: They're cute.
Speaker 3: I just looked at us.
Speaker 8: That's cute.
Speaker 1: That's kind of a good thing, isn't it? Kind of bar?
Speaker 5: It's so weird. I mean, why can't Why don't they bark?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're bad guard dogs, but they're more tolerant to
Speaker 1: live with.
Speaker 6: Sorry, you died in the fire. I couldn't say anything
Speaker 6: about it.
Speaker 1: Well, they could come tug on your pants. Okay? Trure
Speaker 1: or false?
Speaker 2: How many we got left to trure?
Speaker 6: False?
Speaker 1: The translation of Volkswagen literally is car.
Speaker 2: What people's car, people's wagon, people's wagon? People? It's people's
Speaker 2: people's car.
Speaker 3: But it was true or false?
Speaker 1: Wait? I said, is is? Is an English translation of
Speaker 1: Volkswagen people's car? Okay? Yes, he never lets me finish.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was like, wait a second, Volkswagen.
Speaker 8: This l.
Speaker 1: For the tenthquestion. Yes, I'm gonna give you choose. So
Speaker 1: I went to a previous set of questions that you
Speaker 1: were involved in. So I'm going to say, pick a
Speaker 1: quicker number between one and let's say nine, one and nine,
Speaker 1: and I'll ask that question. Okay, seven seven lucky number seven? Oh.
Speaker 1: A buck or a male deer is also called a
Speaker 1: what a stag?
Speaker 3: I think it's a stag.
Speaker 2: I would agree with that.
Speaker 1: He was just jumping the gun all day long and
Speaker 1: frustrating the professor.
Speaker 2: Hey, what's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 7: Beer nuts are about a buck twenty five and deer
Speaker 7: nuts are just under a buck.
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