WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.440 --> 00:00:02.680 Hey, look he's it. Hey, look he's it. 2 00:00:02.680 --> 00:00:03.680 Hey, look he's it. 3 00:00:03.799 --> 00:00:17.440 Hey, Hey, hey hey. Welcome to the snarts Egg. You're 4 00:00:17.519 --> 00:00:20.320 about to teach your ladies glazed by the great Chris 5 00:00:20.440 --> 00:00:27.359 ray Go, Derek black Bet and Tom Sway. Sit back 6 00:00:27.399 --> 00:00:32.880 and prepare for some ex shiit. Sit back and prepare 7 00:00:32.920 --> 00:00:34.320 for some glazing by. 8 00:00:39.679 --> 00:00:43.799 Hello, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another installment of the 9 00:00:43.880 --> 00:00:49.039 snark Tankiest Podcasts. This is episode I don't know, don't care. 10 00:00:50.000 --> 00:00:52.640 Before we get into this, please if you guys would 11 00:00:52.759 --> 00:00:55.880 go to patroon dot com slash a snark tank, you know, 12 00:00:56.000 --> 00:00:57.159 become a five dollar member. 13 00:00:57.159 --> 00:00:58.600 I mean there's a dollar one, but I think five. 14 00:00:58.479 --> 00:01:00.719 Dollars where you really get your value. I really appreciate 15 00:01:00.759 --> 00:01:03.039 that we got snark Tank dot shop. We had some 16 00:01:03.079 --> 00:01:04.879 cool merchant gonna be dropping some pretty soon. I would 17 00:01:04.879 --> 00:01:07.760 appreciate that very much. So do it, because I am 18 00:01:07.799 --> 00:01:11.439 the law. I will arrest you if you don't do it. 19 00:01:12.200 --> 00:01:14.799 So what we got We got Kingston here, and we 20 00:01:14.879 --> 00:01:15.439 also have. 21 00:01:16.799 --> 00:01:19.599 Hi, it's me the Green Goblin. We have the Greek Goblins. 22 00:01:20.640 --> 00:01:23.519 The Green Goblin has joined us. Yeah, Chris is sick. 23 00:01:23.920 --> 00:01:26.400 Yeah, thank thank you. So much Green Goblin for joining us. 24 00:01:26.680 --> 00:01:28.799 I've been chasing you for quite some time, you know, 25 00:01:28.799 --> 00:01:29.480 because I'm the law. 26 00:01:29.599 --> 00:01:35.239 Yeah, I figured i'd give up. I really appreciate it. 27 00:01:35.280 --> 00:01:38.840 You know that if you would come in handcuff, you 28 00:01:38.840 --> 00:01:41.439 would come with me in my squad car after this, 29 00:01:41.840 --> 00:01:45.040 And you're a green right, And well, no, I came 30 00:01:45.079 --> 00:01:46.799 to talk. I'm not gonna go to jail. 31 00:01:47.879 --> 00:01:49.879 Well, I mean, but I thought you said we're gonna 32 00:01:49.879 --> 00:01:51.920 give up that This is more of. 33 00:01:51.959 --> 00:01:58.480 Like a gesture. Oh hey, don't don't darky, don't antagonize him. 34 00:01:58.599 --> 00:02:01.560 I'm gonna have to arrest you for you gonna You're 35 00:02:01.560 --> 00:02:04.599 not gonna arrest the murderer, the legit murderer. 36 00:02:05.319 --> 00:02:13.000 You're you waving your hand. It's actually making me very nervous. Dude, 37 00:02:13.080 --> 00:02:15.560 don't ever do that to a cop. You're just asking 38 00:02:15.599 --> 00:02:16.000 to die. 39 00:02:16.080 --> 00:02:17.800 What I do is when I cop post me over, 40 00:02:18.199 --> 00:02:28.639 I show them my wallet quickly with a jerking so crazy. 41 00:02:31.039 --> 00:02:32.599 That's probably a TikTok trend. 42 00:02:34.080 --> 00:02:38.080 It will be like, yeah, the fucking uh cop challenge 43 00:02:38.159 --> 00:02:41.280 or whatever. See if see how long you get survived 44 00:02:41.599 --> 00:02:45.240 dead by cops challenge, See if you get see if 45 00:02:45.280 --> 00:02:46.879 you can move really quickly without getting shot. 46 00:02:49.280 --> 00:02:50.439 Who's gonna fail next? 47 00:02:50.520 --> 00:02:54.000 You know why I pulled you over? 48 00:02:56.319 --> 00:03:01.400 Oh my fucking gods, such a waste of life. They 49 00:03:01.400 --> 00:03:03.639 would just get killed so fast it'd be like whoa, 50 00:03:03.719 --> 00:03:07.319 that was not funny. Damn only six seconds that that 51 00:03:07.400 --> 00:03:12.599 was nothing. Sub four seconds they're trying to see Oh 52 00:03:12.639 --> 00:03:15.960 my god, they're trying. They're trying to get like that's 53 00:03:16.000 --> 00:03:18.439 a ritual. That's a ritual to summon something evil? Can 54 00:03:18.439 --> 00:03:20.520 you do sub three? Is that possible? Like as as 55 00:03:20.560 --> 00:03:23.919 soon as they get to the window, Like, how would 56 00:03:23.919 --> 00:03:27.000 you do that? You're at the cops at the window. 57 00:03:27.159 --> 00:03:30.759 You gotta pay not immediately, that's prep time. Yeah, you 58 00:03:30.759 --> 00:03:34.319 have to like have like just do the finger gun thing. 59 00:03:34.840 --> 00:03:37.120 Just be like that, and then I think, I hope 60 00:03:37.120 --> 00:03:38.719 you can convince people. Yeah. 61 00:03:38.800 --> 00:03:41.039 I think that's enough for a cop though, because I 62 00:03:41.080 --> 00:03:44.240 saw one that a black dude turned around too quickly 63 00:03:44.280 --> 00:03:45.599 and they started shooting out. 64 00:03:46.439 --> 00:03:49.639 Took a shot of the acorn. The acorns, that is 65 00:03:49.680 --> 00:03:52.240 the why I think that is the most insane. What 66 00:03:52.280 --> 00:03:52.560 do you mean? 67 00:03:52.759 --> 00:03:55.400 I think, Look, the acorn is insane. You remember the acorn? 68 00:03:55.719 --> 00:04:00.280 I mean I remember many remember the company acorns about 69 00:04:00.479 --> 00:04:06.360 at all that was I told her it was this 70 00:04:06.479 --> 00:04:09.080 was you remember that the acorn hitting the squad car 71 00:04:09.199 --> 00:04:14.080 and the cop thinking he got shot tumble and started 72 00:04:14.120 --> 00:04:17.800 shooting at the car. That that was Max pain barrel roll. 73 00:04:18.920 --> 00:04:21.720 Like he was like that, Like he was really Like 74 00:04:21.759 --> 00:04:24.120 what made it funny is that like they think, like 75 00:04:24.240 --> 00:04:29.079 in their minds, they're like, we are fucking badass. They 76 00:04:29.079 --> 00:04:32.879 think they're like the swat. They're like, we're fucking I'm 77 00:04:32.879 --> 00:04:34.839 gonna do a barrel roll. Like I'm not gonna just 78 00:04:35.000 --> 00:04:37.439 like if I have a gun, they're gonna roll and 79 00:04:37.439 --> 00:04:39.639 I'm gonna light you up and you're gonna finish the role. 80 00:04:39.759 --> 00:04:43.959 That Yeah, what's so crazy about that guy is he 81 00:04:44.000 --> 00:04:46.680 did see he did go to Afghanistan, but he didn't 82 00:04:46.720 --> 00:04:49.759 see combat if I remember correctly. So like we were 83 00:04:49.759 --> 00:04:53.399 all thinking, oh, clearly as like hardcore PTSD or something 84 00:04:53.439 --> 00:04:54.120 like that to happen. 85 00:04:54.560 --> 00:04:55.160 Well he didn't. 86 00:04:55.199 --> 00:04:58.160 Actually, he was like maybe adjacent to the action, but 87 00:04:58.199 --> 00:05:01.720 he never actually, So what's really his excuse for thinking 88 00:05:01.759 --> 00:05:02.519 he got shot? 89 00:05:03.000 --> 00:05:04.160 Because that's the to me. 90 00:05:04.160 --> 00:05:07.120 It's like hearing a shot and then maybe diving or 91 00:05:07.160 --> 00:05:09.199 something like what the fuck. But this guy was like, oh, 92 00:05:09.199 --> 00:05:10.639 I'm shot and he said he was getting numb. 93 00:05:12.560 --> 00:05:16.600 That is crazy, all these crazy And. 94 00:05:16.480 --> 00:05:18.839 I guarantee you he's still working. I'm sure he's just 95 00:05:18.879 --> 00:05:20.279 at a different precinct, so for sure. 96 00:05:20.360 --> 00:05:22.439 Yeah, they just moved him around to like the town 97 00:05:22.480 --> 00:05:23.360 that nobody cares about. 98 00:05:23.560 --> 00:05:26.040 Yeah, yeah, yeah, And I'm sure he's cleaned out the 99 00:05:26.079 --> 00:05:29.680 town of anyone who's a shade darker than you know, 100 00:05:29.720 --> 00:05:33.040 a brownie. Like all right, well we gotta start somewhere. 101 00:05:33.199 --> 00:05:33.600 Good work. 102 00:05:33.600 --> 00:05:35.360 Now, we're gonna move up to Oreo. Uh, no way, 103 00:05:35.399 --> 00:05:37.800 we're gonna move up to h Chips, the Hoy cookies, 104 00:05:38.240 --> 00:05:39.959 you know, like we're just gonna just a shade. So 105 00:05:40.000 --> 00:05:42.720 anybody in this that milk chocolate kind of you know, 106 00:05:42.839 --> 00:05:43.959 make sure they're gone. 107 00:05:44.480 --> 00:05:47.319 And then we'll move to the twinkies. Yeah, we'll just 108 00:05:47.360 --> 00:05:51.759 start killing white folks. Eventually, it'll always get back to that. 109 00:05:51.839 --> 00:05:58.560 It'll be like right, he starts Italian, Italian, French. 110 00:06:00.079 --> 00:06:02.800 Anything that's nothing else is to everything else is too oddous. 111 00:06:02.839 --> 00:06:05.160 It's just so white. Though. I think I think that's 112 00:06:05.319 --> 00:06:08.279 that's the hard things, like, well, that's what Irish people 113 00:06:08.360 --> 00:06:12.800 are at a certain point. It's not really about color. 114 00:06:12.879 --> 00:06:16.040 It's clearly not funny because Irish are like a lot 115 00:06:16.079 --> 00:06:18.519 of them are clearly like you just said, porcelain, right, 116 00:06:18.959 --> 00:06:21.000 A lot of Iris are like porcelain. It's so insane. 117 00:06:21.040 --> 00:06:27.480 It's like what like it takes having like an intelligence 118 00:06:27.560 --> 00:06:30.120 of a four year old to understand how stupid that 119 00:06:30.120 --> 00:06:33.079 ship is. You know, it's it's I think it's I 120 00:06:33.120 --> 00:06:35.199 think it's pretty cool. I guess I don't know. I 121 00:06:35.240 --> 00:06:37.360 think it's pretty cool. I think it's funny as fun 122 00:06:37.560 --> 00:06:41.600 I've never been four. So what you mean, huh, how 123 00:06:41.680 --> 00:06:43.920 old are you when you were born? No? You skipped four? Yeah, 124 00:06:44.120 --> 00:06:46.800 I just skipped it. I just thought, like I'm not doing. 125 00:06:48.959 --> 00:06:51.399 Yeah, did you have that thing when you were a kid, 126 00:06:51.399 --> 00:06:53.879 where like you would have the same birthday again? 127 00:06:55.160 --> 00:06:57.480 Know what the hell you talking about? I remember always, yes, 128 00:06:57.959 --> 00:07:01.319 it's always on the same day. I remember. 129 00:07:01.480 --> 00:07:03.279 I can't remember if it was like a good luck 130 00:07:03.360 --> 00:07:06.160 thing or something, but I remember specifically one year it 131 00:07:06.240 --> 00:07:08.279 was like I remember what year, it was like eight, 132 00:07:08.480 --> 00:07:09.519 it was like seven, eight or nine. 133 00:07:09.519 --> 00:07:10.439 It was one of those years. 134 00:07:10.720 --> 00:07:14.040 But like I got the cake and it said the 135 00:07:14.079 --> 00:07:16.639 age that I was already on it, and I was like, oh, 136 00:07:16.680 --> 00:07:18.639 what's what's this? And she was like, oh, it's it's 137 00:07:18.720 --> 00:07:21.920 good luck to celebrate this number, so we're just gonna 138 00:07:21.920 --> 00:07:22.560 do this number again. 139 00:07:22.600 --> 00:07:24.639 I was like, but I'm I'm not, but I'm older, 140 00:07:24.720 --> 00:07:26.680 and she was like, oh, yeah, your parents bought us 141 00:07:26.680 --> 00:07:29.519 stockpile of cakes and they wanted to use to so 142 00:07:29.600 --> 00:07:34.639 they kept it. Yeah, they bought a cake, got a 143 00:07:34.680 --> 00:07:37.079 deal on four cakes. 144 00:07:37.079 --> 00:07:39.319 So they got a deal on four, so they bought 145 00:07:39.360 --> 00:07:41.240 four cakes that said happy seventh Birthday. 146 00:07:41.319 --> 00:07:42.839 Yeah, and they were like, we gotta use this o. Boy, 147 00:07:43.360 --> 00:07:44.519 it's good luck, and you're dumb. 148 00:07:44.680 --> 00:07:47.399 Like yeah, even though even though the number is just 149 00:07:47.600 --> 00:07:48.800 on a candle. 150 00:07:48.720 --> 00:07:51.360 You can just buy off and you can just buy 151 00:07:51.439 --> 00:07:53.680 what was on the candle. They had one candle. 152 00:07:53.759 --> 00:07:56.480 I think that's probably it's probably more like that said. 153 00:07:56.360 --> 00:07:58.399 You didn't if you would have said the came because 154 00:07:58.439 --> 00:08:01.920 I thought it was decorated with the happy birthday on it. No, 155 00:08:01.959 --> 00:08:05.360 it's no, it was the normal. Well you just assumed 156 00:08:05.399 --> 00:08:05.680 a lot of. 157 00:08:07.600 --> 00:08:09.240 But yeah, it was like the number like seven again 158 00:08:09.519 --> 00:08:11.319 or like eight, I can't remember what number it was, 159 00:08:11.800 --> 00:08:13.439 but it was probably just like they just didn't have 160 00:08:13.480 --> 00:08:14.040 another candle. 161 00:08:14.040 --> 00:08:16.120 They weren't. They weren't. They're too lazy to fucking go 162 00:08:16.160 --> 00:08:19.000 down the street and go get one look at it. Eight. 163 00:08:19.240 --> 00:08:21.199 That's kind of the thing, Like that's what makes me 164 00:08:21.360 --> 00:08:24.720 because I don't I don't foresee like I don't see 165 00:08:24.759 --> 00:08:27.839 them being that lazy or that careless because they cared 166 00:08:27.839 --> 00:08:29.279 about every other birthday except for that one. 167 00:08:29.279 --> 00:08:30.480 It doesn't see, it doesn't make sense. 168 00:08:31.000 --> 00:08:32.840 So like I do think like that, Like my aunt 169 00:08:33.200 --> 00:08:35.519 genuinely convinced them that, like, oh, this is like a 170 00:08:35.559 --> 00:08:37.639 good luck thing, and they're like, yeah, fucking whatever. 171 00:08:37.679 --> 00:08:40.120 He doesn't care. Is your aunt into like, uh is 172 00:08:40.159 --> 00:08:42.919 she into Like first of all, is she a gambler? 173 00:08:43.120 --> 00:08:47.159 Or is she like uh into you know, the median ship? 174 00:08:47.480 --> 00:08:49.360 Like is she into that stuff? No? 175 00:08:49.480 --> 00:08:52.720 She she works for the CIA. 176 00:08:53.879 --> 00:08:57.399 That's so much worse. Yeah, where I'm like, I don't. 177 00:08:57.639 --> 00:09:01.480 I don't like superstitious people having jobs like that. 178 00:09:02.720 --> 00:09:05.159 Makes it insane, is that those people like already on 179 00:09:05.159 --> 00:09:08.159 the verge of sociopathy, like most of them actually, And 180 00:09:08.240 --> 00:09:11.399 it's just like, yeah, this one was around me as 181 00:09:11.399 --> 00:09:14.840 a kid, sculpting me into being a little psychopath Like Chris, Remember, 182 00:09:14.879 --> 00:09:18.000 don't express your emotions, huddle them you said hate. Remember 183 00:09:18.000 --> 00:09:20.720 that Chrissie be made I don't know that. I don't 184 00:09:20.759 --> 00:09:23.759 like that. I love yousts me. Do you like the 185 00:09:23.799 --> 00:09:26.919 type of person that would like roll like a D 186 00:09:27.080 --> 00:09:31.480 twenty to make decisions or something? She's like, doesn't everybody 187 00:09:31.559 --> 00:09:33.960 do that? Okay? Oh, like god take the wheel? What 188 00:09:34.039 --> 00:09:34.840 a crazy? What? 189 00:09:35.919 --> 00:09:37.360 I feel like I kind of low key do that? 190 00:09:37.519 --> 00:09:40.320 Oh my next, No, you don't, I think, so you 191 00:09:40.320 --> 00:09:40.799 don't roll. 192 00:09:42.240 --> 00:09:45.919 Not knowing he's talking about, like what you're talking about literally? 193 00:09:45.919 --> 00:09:49.840 I think I think literally opposed to even negatively. What 194 00:09:49.840 --> 00:09:51.279 does that mean? What do it means? What do you 195 00:09:51.320 --> 00:09:54.559 mean figuratively just means like weighing decisions? No, No, that's 196 00:09:54.639 --> 00:09:56.440 absolutely not what rolling the dice beats. 197 00:09:56.440 --> 00:09:58.120 I mean it kind of is because you can't you 198 00:09:58.120 --> 00:09:59.639 can't be certain of any out there, so you just 199 00:09:59.720 --> 00:10:01.639 kind of have to assume, like what will be the best. 200 00:10:01.759 --> 00:10:04.320 Yeah, but that's not what dice does. I understand. 201 00:10:04.360 --> 00:10:08.879 But like the you never mind, it's just not it's. 202 00:10:08.759 --> 00:10:10.440 Not a good analogy because that's just. 203 00:10:10.440 --> 00:10:15.039 Like completely perfect analogy analogy I'm saying there is like 204 00:10:15.279 --> 00:10:18.159 because there is no certain outcome of the future. To me, 205 00:10:18.240 --> 00:10:21.000 everything is a dice roll, like there's no actual. 206 00:10:20.799 --> 00:10:24.720 Your your right tangentially like like, oh yeah, essentially, yeah, 207 00:10:24.720 --> 00:10:27.159 everything is a dice technicality, like even even if you 208 00:10:27.200 --> 00:10:31.919 get shot in the face, you could actually roll and 209 00:10:32.159 --> 00:10:33.399 fucking live. 210 00:10:33.480 --> 00:10:38.440 Right, But because dodge you, well then you would just 211 00:10:38.559 --> 00:10:39.159 but then. 212 00:10:46.559 --> 00:10:48.600 Well that would be well, that would be the gun 213 00:10:48.639 --> 00:10:51.120 would jam. Yeah, that would be that. That would be 214 00:10:51.120 --> 00:10:52.639 that situation which happened. 215 00:10:52.679 --> 00:10:54.720 There's a lot of girls looking for It's happened way 216 00:10:54.720 --> 00:11:00.480 more times than not. A shitty gun well unmanaged jamming 217 00:11:00.559 --> 00:11:02.480 and then people being saved because of that. 218 00:11:02.559 --> 00:11:04.960 If you would win ten billion dollars, but you had 219 00:11:04.960 --> 00:11:09.000 to play Russian rule that with four bullets. No, no, no, no, yeah, 220 00:11:09.080 --> 00:11:09.679 I would. 221 00:11:09.759 --> 00:11:11.960 Would odds are you talking about in a in a 222 00:11:12.360 --> 00:11:13.000 chamber of six? 223 00:11:13.039 --> 00:11:14.759 Yeah, I would do it. 224 00:11:14.759 --> 00:11:17.919 If I could take the bullets out and I would 225 00:11:18.000 --> 00:11:18.200 do I. 226 00:11:18.200 --> 00:11:20.000 Would do it if I was in no danger, you 227 00:11:20.000 --> 00:11:21.360 do it. What did you do with five bullets? Well, 228 00:11:21.799 --> 00:11:23.879 you decided what to do with with one bullet? You 229 00:11:23.919 --> 00:11:24.360 know what? You know what? 230 00:11:24.559 --> 00:11:28.279 So Russian roulette? Russian So Russian roulette. No to me, 231 00:11:28.360 --> 00:11:30.399 I don't like those odds. Somebody told me. 232 00:11:30.399 --> 00:11:32.919 I like them a lot. In fact, I would throw 233 00:11:33.320 --> 00:11:35.720 but that's because you win either way. Oh yeah, because 234 00:11:35.720 --> 00:11:37.360 you either get to cease to exist or you have 235 00:11:37.360 --> 00:11:38.039 a lot of money. Yeah. 236 00:11:38.039 --> 00:11:40.559 Sure, there's plenty of people that would take those odds 237 00:11:40.600 --> 00:11:40.960 and get to. 238 00:11:40.919 --> 00:11:43.519 Put Lily through hell. Basically I get this, I get 239 00:11:43.559 --> 00:11:45.600 just ruined the girl that loves life and make all 240 00:11:45.600 --> 00:11:50.799 my family poly look or you figure out, you figure 241 00:11:50.840 --> 00:11:54.759 out for whatever reason, like she hated you for some reason, 242 00:11:54.799 --> 00:11:56.440 he just I would to figure it out. You got 243 00:11:56.440 --> 00:11:58.360 to figure it out. I'd be you would, yeah, you'd 244 00:11:58.399 --> 00:12:00.559 be long gone. But like for some reason reason she 245 00:12:00.679 --> 00:12:03.480 is just acstatic. She all of a sudden just starts 246 00:12:03.559 --> 00:12:06.679 like buying like you know, like castle type shit. And 247 00:12:06.759 --> 00:12:09.639 just like she's been, she's been sitting on piles of money, 248 00:12:10.960 --> 00:12:13.960 just not doing anything with you that can. I ask 249 00:12:14.000 --> 00:12:16.360 you as a question was, yeah, do you guys, I 250 00:12:16.399 --> 00:12:19.000 don't know if this If you guys watched Animal Planet 251 00:12:19.360 --> 00:12:20.679 as much as I did when I was a kid, 252 00:12:20.679 --> 00:12:21.559 I watch it a little bit. 253 00:12:22.519 --> 00:12:29.000 Do you remember that during that show with the green holograms. 254 00:12:30.320 --> 00:12:31.759 Or like an animaloud pop up on to be again, 255 00:12:32.000 --> 00:12:34.360 and it'd be like a Tyrannosaur's rex, but it'd be 256 00:12:34.399 --> 00:12:36.639 like a sort of like a grid like hologram of it. 257 00:12:36.879 --> 00:12:39.159 Yeah, So, like I remember seeing that there was there 258 00:12:39.200 --> 00:12:42.360 was a show called, I think World's Most Extreme on 259 00:12:42.480 --> 00:12:46.639 Animal Planet, where the idea was that they would find like, oh, 260 00:12:46.679 --> 00:12:50.559 you know, here's the most poisonous snake or whatever, and 261 00:12:50.600 --> 00:12:52.440 then they would just do like this weird kind of 262 00:12:52.480 --> 00:12:56.080 twenty two minute like mini not documentary, but like a 263 00:12:56.120 --> 00:12:58.879 wed like an info like a Bill ny and Bill 264 00:12:58.960 --> 00:13:02.039 Nyther the build out of the Entertainment Guy is what 265 00:13:02.080 --> 00:13:04.519 I was gonna say, build out of the Science Guy 266 00:13:05.720 --> 00:13:08.799 kind of thing. But they would have these three D 267 00:13:08.960 --> 00:13:13.279 animations where they would basically like the central premise was, 268 00:13:13.480 --> 00:13:16.440 let's take these insane attributes of these insane animals and 269 00:13:16.600 --> 00:13:20.240 put them in people in holograms and like this three 270 00:13:20.320 --> 00:13:24.840 D in this like fake. It's really stupid because what 271 00:13:24.879 --> 00:13:27.960 you end up with is like if you google right 272 00:13:28.000 --> 00:13:32.759 now some of the shit animal Planet's Most Extreme, and 273 00:13:32.879 --> 00:13:35.440 the Google image results that you will find are in sane. 274 00:13:35.440 --> 00:13:37.279 I urge everybody in the chat, to in the chat, 275 00:13:37.440 --> 00:13:40.200 in the audience listening to do this as well, because 276 00:13:40.240 --> 00:13:42.360 they they would just be like, here's what a human 277 00:13:42.360 --> 00:13:45.080 would look like if their mouth was a venus fly trap, 278 00:13:45.519 --> 00:13:48.159 and they would just be it would just be horrifying. 279 00:13:48.200 --> 00:13:49.919 There was this guy with a pig nose. I remember, 280 00:13:50.200 --> 00:13:51.080 Who's like, here's just. 281 00:13:51.000 --> 00:13:55.519 The first thing that up these dude, it's crazy. There's 282 00:13:55.600 --> 00:13:59.399 just some like it's it's just some fat idiots. They 283 00:13:59.399 --> 00:14:02.960 always like ones like oh you pig, pig, and. 284 00:14:03.559 --> 00:14:05.600 There's a million of them and it's just like, let's 285 00:14:05.600 --> 00:14:06.639 just make stupid. 286 00:14:08.399 --> 00:14:09.720 This is so dum. 287 00:14:10.440 --> 00:14:12.879 I don't remember that show being that stupid, though. 288 00:14:12.919 --> 00:14:15.799 Phoenix fly Trap mouth on paper it sounds really cool. 289 00:14:15.879 --> 00:14:19.279 I thought you just gave him the attributes. Imagine, imagine 290 00:14:19.279 --> 00:14:22.320 a human being ability to run past the strength of 291 00:14:22.320 --> 00:14:24.720 aare What if what if Bill ny the science guy 292 00:14:24.840 --> 00:14:32.039 was actually a rapist? Yeah, he's all they did. Just 293 00:14:32.039 --> 00:14:33.600 put him in a position where he's like going, what 294 00:14:33.679 --> 00:14:35.960 if you make Bill Nye a black PERSONA? Why would 295 00:14:36.000 --> 00:14:42.039 this be on animals? That Bill was a serial murderer. 296 00:14:43.720 --> 00:14:46.679 Serial animals are humans. Humans are animals. 297 00:14:47.399 --> 00:14:51.879 Animals are not human, specifically human animals like that humans 298 00:14:51.919 --> 00:14:52.639 are animals. 299 00:14:52.960 --> 00:14:55.559 You are correct, we're not beast though now we're definitely 300 00:14:55.720 --> 00:14:57.799 we're definitely beastleep. I mean there are people that are 301 00:14:58.039 --> 00:15:01.600 plenty of beasts, definitely beastly. Uh, they're a beast, that 302 00:15:02.279 --> 00:15:07.840 who who decided to call themselves mister, I call him 303 00:15:07.960 --> 00:15:16.080 what to call themselves, mister, mister beast, I did was bad. 304 00:15:17.639 --> 00:15:21.039 I didn't even register that as like a potential outcome 305 00:15:21.080 --> 00:15:24.200 for that joke. Yeah, I thought, I thought, you met like, oh, 306 00:15:24.279 --> 00:15:27.279 we're all just like literal beasts, and we call ourselves 307 00:15:27.360 --> 00:15:30.320 like mister fucking Maldonado or mister Jamison as if they 308 00:15:30.360 --> 00:15:32.840 were as if we're not beasts, is what I thought. 309 00:15:32.960 --> 00:15:35.799 Yeah, but you just meant literally, mister. 310 00:15:35.639 --> 00:15:37.919 Mister be You think that guy, you know, that guy 311 00:15:38.000 --> 00:15:39.600 dog Pat dog Pack, that. 312 00:15:39.679 --> 00:15:41.440 Was like shitting on him? Did he did? 313 00:15:41.480 --> 00:15:44.519 He name himself like he wan like he thinks he's 314 00:15:44.559 --> 00:15:46.799 like some sort of animal and he was a part 315 00:15:46.799 --> 00:15:50.799 of mister Beast's cruisers dog pack, look at me, dog Pack, 316 00:15:50.799 --> 00:15:52.399 And then he got rejected and that's why he made 317 00:15:52.399 --> 00:15:53.480 all this stupid second? 318 00:15:53.639 --> 00:15:55.720 Is that is that real? I feel like it is. 319 00:15:55.759 --> 00:15:57.600 I don't. I don't have any evidence of that. I 320 00:15:57.600 --> 00:15:59.519 don't feel like I'm like, I'm in fact, I'm making 321 00:15:59.559 --> 00:16:01.879 this up. I made this whole thing up. 322 00:16:02.279 --> 00:16:04.720 But apparently there's this guy I don't know. He's foreign 323 00:16:04.759 --> 00:16:08.120 as fuck, this white foreign guy was like, miss the 324 00:16:08.159 --> 00:16:11.600 Beast is he's not so bad. And the dog Pack guy, 325 00:16:11.600 --> 00:16:13.159 I don't know who, I don't know where he's from. 326 00:16:13.919 --> 00:16:16.200 It beats me, but he made a video shitting all 327 00:16:16.200 --> 00:16:17.240 over that dog pack guy. 328 00:16:17.360 --> 00:16:20.960 The prospect of somebody with a thick accent talking about 329 00:16:21.360 --> 00:16:23.039 internet drama is very weird to me. 330 00:16:23.200 --> 00:16:25.240 It is. It feels very weird because I'm used to 331 00:16:25.279 --> 00:16:29.759 it either being specifically American dialects yah or British. 332 00:16:29.879 --> 00:16:32.759 Right, that's it, that's it, and so feels like everybody 333 00:16:32.759 --> 00:16:34.679 it feels like everybody else is more concerned with like 334 00:16:34.840 --> 00:16:36.799 real things. Yeah, I don't know how to explain, like 335 00:16:36.799 --> 00:16:38.559 I feel like if I hear like like, if I 336 00:16:38.559 --> 00:16:41.039 hear a Palestinian accent, they're probably or like you know, 337 00:16:41.120 --> 00:16:45.720 like they're probably not talking about, you know, Sabrina Carpenter. Yeah, 338 00:16:45.759 --> 00:16:49.240 they're probably talking about like, you know, hor horrific ship. 339 00:16:49.159 --> 00:16:59.519 Looks like something inappropriate. Agun on stage boom his living 340 00:17:02.039 --> 00:17:08.960 like picks up his camera, still bloodyloody. He strattled up 341 00:17:09.559 --> 00:17:14.480 sorrry about that. I do think it is sorry about 342 00:17:14.519 --> 00:17:18.640 that he about his con I'm so sorry about that. 343 00:17:19.000 --> 00:17:21.400 Unlike all of us, he cares about his gods, he 344 00:17:21.440 --> 00:17:23.880 cares what he's putting out there. I care about my content. 345 00:17:24.279 --> 00:17:31.640 I don't care about hours. Like I said, you a 346 00:17:31.720 --> 00:17:37.200 comfort that was doing very scambo you already off flying 347 00:17:37.319 --> 00:17:49.839 like the giant sky rim. He's just he's holding camera, scared. Wait, 348 00:17:49.960 --> 00:17:52.359 like he's up in your blogging. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, 349 00:17:53.039 --> 00:17:54.880 I don't know where I'm going to know. He's not. 350 00:17:55.039 --> 00:17:58.200 He's just he's just taking flug he's holding it, he's 351 00:17:58.240 --> 00:18:01.200 staying in frame. He breaks for the fall. You see 352 00:18:01.240 --> 00:18:03.279 him closes up and he gets the breaks with the 353 00:18:03.359 --> 00:18:07.759 fall and he fucking actually he survives. He survives, And 354 00:18:07.799 --> 00:18:11.519 where does he land? Where does land? He? He lent? 355 00:18:13.160 --> 00:18:15.920 I can't. I was good at that river that they're 356 00:18:15.960 --> 00:18:17.960 blocking off. I don't know. 357 00:18:19.240 --> 00:18:22.119 Yeah, I was going I was gonna get to morbid. 358 00:18:22.200 --> 00:18:28.960 The point was like I view, yeah, well I just 359 00:18:29.160 --> 00:18:30.759 the point is that like I find I kind of 360 00:18:30.839 --> 00:18:34.319 view like more you know, modern like American dialects as 361 00:18:34.400 --> 00:18:36.960 more concerned with trivial ship. Yeah, so like it's very 362 00:18:37.039 --> 00:18:40.240 It's it's weird for me to imagine like like somebody 363 00:18:40.400 --> 00:18:43.519 like with a thick Sicilian acts like Joe's no not 364 00:18:43.599 --> 00:18:46.279 talking about mister it seems impossible. 365 00:18:46.400 --> 00:18:54.319 Missus is coming park, it's terrorizing sicily, what do we do? 366 00:18:54.720 --> 00:18:56.920 I feel like when I hear Italians, they never sound 367 00:18:57.039 --> 00:19:04.079 like that exactly. That's because that's sounds I guess Italians interpretation. 368 00:19:05.519 --> 00:19:10.920 That's that's that's like, that's a Japanese person's American interpretation 369 00:19:11.000 --> 00:19:12.279 of when an Italian sounds like. 370 00:19:12.480 --> 00:19:16.240 Let's put it this way, a lot of the those exaggerate, 371 00:19:16.720 --> 00:19:21.480 exaggerated accents are real, but very few and far between. 372 00:19:21.359 --> 00:19:22.759 Because like they come from something. 373 00:19:22.880 --> 00:19:25.240 Think about like when people think about a black American accent, 374 00:19:25.599 --> 00:19:27.559 like they're always talking about like the southern accent that 375 00:19:27.599 --> 00:19:31.119 has migrated, and then somebody will do the super exaggerated version. 376 00:19:31.160 --> 00:19:33.559 But it's like, here's the thing, if you've been around 377 00:19:33.680 --> 00:19:38.839 enough black gentleman, there's one that like I can think 378 00:19:38.880 --> 00:19:39.960 of like a ship. 379 00:19:40.440 --> 00:19:44.400 I'm gonna kill my wife. That's like, how I like, 380 00:19:46.160 --> 00:19:50.880 that's an that's a very I mean, that's yeah, that's 381 00:19:50.880 --> 00:19:56.480 actually that checks out. That sounded like them too. Hey, 382 00:19:56.519 --> 00:19:59.119 I'm juice, I'm juice, I'm about to kill this white 383 00:19:59.599 --> 00:20:02.240 you that he was like, I'm not I'm not black, 384 00:20:02.319 --> 00:20:06.480 like I'm that's that's that's that's his most classic. That's 385 00:20:06.680 --> 00:20:09.240 profound quite well because it was it was it was 386 00:20:09.279 --> 00:20:14.240 asked of him right during the time of the riots, 387 00:20:15.079 --> 00:20:17.720 and it was like, I'm not black and moj he 388 00:20:17.839 --> 00:20:19.920 hangs out with a bunch of like golf club like 389 00:20:19.960 --> 00:20:23.359 white people and he's like this, this rich ship is 390 00:20:23.400 --> 00:20:26.759 my ship. And and and for people come, for people 391 00:20:26.799 --> 00:20:29.039 to think that he didn't murk those people like it 392 00:20:29.119 --> 00:20:32.119 is really so crazy. There's no way he wasn't at 393 00:20:32.200 --> 00:20:34.319 least involved. That is like he was. 394 00:20:34.440 --> 00:20:37.240 He was at the very least deeply involved, know what 395 00:20:37.279 --> 00:20:37.519 I mean. 396 00:20:37.559 --> 00:20:39.039 Heitiated it. 397 00:20:39.039 --> 00:20:41.400 It had I know that theory about like him covering 398 00:20:41.400 --> 00:20:44.559 for his son, But even that's the case, I'm still ultimately. 399 00:20:44.119 --> 00:20:47.240 Like you think anyone's son would be that passion, like 400 00:20:47.279 --> 00:20:50.279 the way, especially the dude it was. It was the 401 00:20:50.359 --> 00:20:52.359 way the dude was, yeah, like because he like his 402 00:20:52.359 --> 00:20:55.480 head was almost hanging like off, you know, like and 403 00:20:55.680 --> 00:20:56.880 that's not like, that's not what. 404 00:20:56.880 --> 00:20:59.359 A he had Ron Golden looking like a pez Dispenser. 405 00:21:00.119 --> 00:21:06.759 It's crazy. Make pet dispens have some where, I don't 406 00:21:06.799 --> 00:21:10.799 know somewhere I have him though, you want one Morales one, 407 00:21:10.839 --> 00:21:13.839 I have a and I think I have doctor Phil. 408 00:21:15.920 --> 00:21:19.279 I was gonna say Bill Cosby, but that's the same. 409 00:21:19.640 --> 00:21:22.240 He's not a mister Beast one. No way they make 410 00:21:22.279 --> 00:21:25.200 a mister Beast. That sounds really believable. I thought I 411 00:21:25.240 --> 00:21:27.000 was like, he would he would do that. Yeah, mister 412 00:21:27.000 --> 00:21:29.359 beats everywhere I went on he's on cookware, he's in 413 00:21:29.480 --> 00:21:33.319 like yoo, he's on yo yo's, he's on fucking in 414 00:21:33.319 --> 00:21:42.039 the right now, mister best iron lungs bring. 415 00:21:42.400 --> 00:21:45.480 I would buy a mister Beast dialysis machine if. 416 00:21:45.480 --> 00:21:47.480 If I if I, if I need to go on dialysis, 417 00:21:47.519 --> 00:21:47.960 I would. 418 00:21:47.839 --> 00:21:49.839 Chose even if I didn't have go on dis a 419 00:21:49.839 --> 00:21:51.519 picture of him, just just to have one, you know, 420 00:21:51.759 --> 00:21:55.799 like that's my aling. Yeah, I can't even do it. 421 00:21:55.799 --> 00:21:58.599 It's it's I think you gotta like I think you 422 00:21:58.680 --> 00:22:00.880 have to have murderous intent. Yeah, and then and then 423 00:22:00.920 --> 00:22:02.640 someone asks you to smell, like basically the way to 424 00:22:02.640 --> 00:22:05.000 get in character. If I put the green gobblin mask on, Yeah, 425 00:22:05.279 --> 00:22:07.440 have murders in tent, like you're thinking about murdering everybody 426 00:22:07.480 --> 00:22:09.119 who's lesser than you, because that's what he's doing all 427 00:22:09.160 --> 00:22:15.079 the time. And then they ask you to smile. I mean, 428 00:22:15.079 --> 00:22:18.559 at a certain point that is It's like Jimmy never 429 00:22:19.160 --> 00:22:20.960 sticks around for like a lot of the shoots because 430 00:22:20.960 --> 00:22:22.559 he's always doing stuff. But that is someone who just 431 00:22:22.599 --> 00:22:25.200 doesn't care about anything or anyone that's happening, is just 432 00:22:25.240 --> 00:22:27.200 making sure that it's just going to finish. 433 00:22:27.319 --> 00:22:30.440 He puts pennies in like those air guns and shoots 434 00:22:30.480 --> 00:22:33.759 them at homeless people and then beds them into their skulls. 435 00:22:33.359 --> 00:22:36.359 And then the thumbnails like I to homeless people. 436 00:22:36.839 --> 00:22:40.079 Yeah, I donated all of my pennies to homeless people. 437 00:22:40.279 --> 00:22:42.440 And it's just it's they're all flying out of a 438 00:22:42.480 --> 00:22:49.160 fucking turret, a fucking turret, and there's one violently bruised homeless. 439 00:22:48.720 --> 00:22:52.880 Man mister beside the turret, and then he fucking rips 440 00:22:52.920 --> 00:22:56.599 it off halos off the turret. 441 00:22:57.200 --> 00:22:58.319 Dude, that shit was so cool. 442 00:22:58.799 --> 00:23:00.440 That was like, that was one of the cools things 443 00:23:00.480 --> 00:23:03.720 when I when I was at thirteen years old, that 444 00:23:03.799 --> 00:23:05.559 was the coolest fucking thing possible. 445 00:23:05.599 --> 00:23:06.240 That was three. 446 00:23:06.640 --> 00:23:08.720 Yeah, you just rip it off the thing and run 447 00:23:08.759 --> 00:23:10.240 around with it. Dope as hell to me. 448 00:23:10.680 --> 00:23:12.640 You never when I was younger, I thought it was 449 00:23:12.680 --> 00:23:15.359 so useless. It's not very wise, it's not I mean, 450 00:23:15.359 --> 00:23:17.079 you're very compromile, very vulnerable. 451 00:23:17.119 --> 00:23:19.640 But but it's like glass cannon ship, right, you do 452 00:23:19.720 --> 00:23:20.240 a funck. 453 00:23:20.079 --> 00:23:21.880 Ton of damage. I was like, you don't do real damage. 454 00:23:21.960 --> 00:23:23.160 That was back when I feel like a lot of 455 00:23:23.160 --> 00:23:25.880 games really focused on it was less about balance and 456 00:23:25.880 --> 00:23:29.559 more about like fun, how fun things felt. Like there 457 00:23:29.599 --> 00:23:31.480 were definitely guns that you could pick up two of 458 00:23:31.599 --> 00:23:34.680 in that game, where like you wouldn't even you could 459 00:23:34.680 --> 00:23:36.599 have three of these and they would be useless, right, 460 00:23:36.640 --> 00:23:38.839 but like it just felt cool to shoot two guns 461 00:23:38.839 --> 00:23:40.400 at once and reload them independently. 462 00:23:40.519 --> 00:23:44.039 And definitely, yeah, I agree with that. I definitely think 463 00:23:44.599 --> 00:23:49.000 PvP has ruined a lot of fun in games. Any 464 00:23:49.079 --> 00:23:54.440 internet man, I mean the Internet, Yeah, the idea, not 465 00:23:54.440 --> 00:23:56.559 the pole hand in hand. I understand what you mean. 466 00:23:56.599 --> 00:23:59.160 But I'm on the side of like this thing is 467 00:23:59.240 --> 00:24:04.480 so broken, get this weird. But they're only complaining in PvP. Yeah, 468 00:24:04.640 --> 00:24:06.240 like you know what I mean, because like if you're 469 00:24:06.240 --> 00:24:09.160 doing PV, no one gives a ship. Yeah, But then 470 00:24:09.160 --> 00:24:10.960 they're like, oh this is unfair, and I'm like shut 471 00:24:10.960 --> 00:24:13.519 the f like can we can I please have fun? 472 00:24:13.799 --> 00:24:15.519 Like I just want to have fun. That was not 473 00:24:15.759 --> 00:24:17.039 I don't care, That's what that was. 474 00:24:17.799 --> 00:24:19.559 That's what happened with hell Divers, and then they like 475 00:24:19.960 --> 00:24:22.839 they undid all of it. They're like a hyperbalanceet for 476 00:24:22.960 --> 00:24:24.680 like for like the highest tier players, and it's like 477 00:24:24.680 --> 00:24:26.960 most people people aren't on that level, Like, let let 478 00:24:26.960 --> 00:24:27.640 the game be fun. 479 00:24:27.799 --> 00:24:30.880 Yeah, it's crazy profit fucking motives. 480 00:24:31.640 --> 00:24:35.519 Like all those whales threatened to leave because it's ship 481 00:24:35.480 --> 00:24:39.519 It's not fair. It's happening in so many games. It's actually, uh, 482 00:24:39.920 --> 00:24:41.960 you know, I'm one of the o G YouTubers that 483 00:24:42.680 --> 00:24:46.519 uh played a raid for real? Oh yeah, but I 484 00:24:46.519 --> 00:24:48.880 didn't like, uh, I didn't whale out because that's insane. 485 00:24:49.200 --> 00:24:51.319 But like, I understand why people hate gotcha games because 486 00:24:51.319 --> 00:24:54.160 there's rich people who ruin the experience for a lot 487 00:24:54.200 --> 00:24:57.799 of I can't bro there's I just just today, just today, 488 00:24:57.839 --> 00:25:00.160 I just heard two people left in one of the 489 00:25:00.160 --> 00:25:03.359 top clans in that game, and they spend on. 490 00:25:03.279 --> 00:25:07.599 Average two hundred thousand dollars. What the fuck? Who are 491 00:25:07.640 --> 00:25:09.799 these people there? I don't know. I think a lot 492 00:25:09.799 --> 00:25:10.599 of them. 493 00:25:10.440 --> 00:25:13.640 I think a lot of them made their money, and like, uh, 494 00:25:13.799 --> 00:25:16.039 in Crypto, I feel like a lot of these people 495 00:25:16.039 --> 00:25:17.559 who would play those type of games and spend a 496 00:25:17.640 --> 00:25:20.480 kind of money because me I spent money when I 497 00:25:20.519 --> 00:25:23.880 was getting advertisements at first, so it balanced out. I'm like, oh, 498 00:25:23.920 --> 00:25:25.799 I'm gonna invest money to grow my account, so then 499 00:25:25.839 --> 00:25:28.359 they'll keep feeding me ads. And then at a certain 500 00:25:28.400 --> 00:25:31.240 point they were just like, we're just only going to 501 00:25:31.279 --> 00:25:34.359 advertise on retards that don't actually play, that have large audiences, 502 00:25:34.400 --> 00:25:36.880 and I'm like, that will have no player attention because 503 00:25:36.880 --> 00:25:39.960 whenever I advertise, people would stick in my game and 504 00:25:39.960 --> 00:25:43.039 they would join my clan, and they've made money off 505 00:25:43.079 --> 00:25:45.359 of people. And I would just tell people, Hey, if 506 00:25:45.359 --> 00:25:48.440 you're gonna spend anything, just buy small packs. Don't fucking don't. 507 00:25:48.440 --> 00:25:51.960 Don't be retarded anyway. Long story short, the game's completely 508 00:25:51.960 --> 00:25:54.680 fucking ruined because of the same assholes that are that 509 00:25:54.799 --> 00:25:57.839 spend probably millions, tens of millions of dollars all together, 510 00:25:58.359 --> 00:26:00.759 and they're crying about the top has to stuff. I'm like, 511 00:26:00.759 --> 00:26:02.640 you guys are giggle fuck pussy man. 512 00:26:03.279 --> 00:26:07.440 Fuck, Like, come on, I want to have fun with 513 00:26:07.480 --> 00:26:11.279 this game. My clan was fucking solid and they nerve 514 00:26:11.440 --> 00:26:13.559 so much ship, and they buffed the fuck out of 515 00:26:13.559 --> 00:26:15.799 this one clan boss, the hydro clan boss. It's not 516 00:26:15.839 --> 00:26:18.359 fun anymore. They fucking ruined the game because they were 517 00:26:18.359 --> 00:26:22.559 all crying it's too it's not fair. There's one champions 518 00:26:22.599 --> 00:26:25.680 to op and I'm like, fuck you. Then I don't care. Yeah, 519 00:26:25.759 --> 00:26:27.559 if you imagine if they're fucking pussy, this would never 520 00:26:27.599 --> 00:26:29.720 be a problem. Yeah, it would never be because they'd 521 00:26:29.759 --> 00:26:31.759 be like, you know, ah, man, this is really hard. 522 00:26:31.759 --> 00:26:33.240 You know, I'm gonna go have sex with my girlfriend. 523 00:26:33.319 --> 00:26:35.200 Who cares. I'm gonna like beat my dick tide falls 524 00:26:35.200 --> 00:26:36.799 who way back up and try again. At least that 525 00:26:37.039 --> 00:26:40.279 like like everyone used to if they had all used 526 00:26:40.319 --> 00:26:42.359 to do. We used to be a fall asleep. We 527 00:26:42.440 --> 00:26:45.000 used to be a proper country. We would, we would, 528 00:26:45.119 --> 00:26:49.400 we would once upon a time. Outside, But is that 529 00:26:49.440 --> 00:26:52.759 a hot coffee and it's not a it is not 530 00:26:52.799 --> 00:26:55.279 hot anymore. Yeah, but it was. It was I haven't 531 00:26:55.279 --> 00:26:57.000 had a hot coffee from a coffee shop in a while. 532 00:26:57.119 --> 00:26:59.079 It was nice because it actually feels nice because I'm 533 00:26:59.279 --> 00:27:00.400 it's actually a little cold right now. 534 00:27:00.519 --> 00:27:02.039 Yes, it's getting it's getting chilly. 535 00:27:02.200 --> 00:27:02.759 I was like, what that? 536 00:27:03.160 --> 00:27:04.680 Yeah, So I was like, I want to I want 537 00:27:04.680 --> 00:27:09.920 to like sixty something degrees in my house. You walk out, 538 00:27:09.960 --> 00:27:11.160 you want to go warm up? 539 00:27:11.440 --> 00:27:16.119 Yeah? A coffee just right up the street. Good. Yeah, 540 00:27:16.160 --> 00:27:18.119 actually I was like really happy with it, not bad. 541 00:27:19.079 --> 00:27:20.480 That's an awfully hot coffee pot. 542 00:27:20.680 --> 00:27:21.920 Yeah, I was thinking that. I was like, I'm not 543 00:27:21.960 --> 00:27:27.960 gonna say it. That's why you yeah, with your mister bast. 544 00:27:27.799 --> 00:27:31.000 Joke to bite on the dumb impulses that we all 545 00:27:31.240 --> 00:27:35.599 intentionally shoved to the side. Understand my purpose. You guys 546 00:27:35.680 --> 00:27:43.680 need me. You're like a reverse goalie. Come on, you 547 00:27:43.720 --> 00:27:48.799 got you, guys. I'm the guy that breaks down the 548 00:27:48.839 --> 00:27:51.400 wall for everybody else to run in. Yeah. Yeah, like 549 00:27:51.440 --> 00:27:56.880 in Berlin. Yeah, yeah, you know one guy that was 550 00:27:56.880 --> 00:27:59.319 one the guy that he crashed his head into it. 551 00:28:00.480 --> 00:28:02.680 But David Hasselhoff smashed his head into the Berlin wall 552 00:28:02.680 --> 00:28:05.160 and broke it down there right, Well, yeah, he literally 553 00:28:05.319 --> 00:28:07.960 burnt he broke the wall down. Yeah, he's a he's 554 00:28:07.960 --> 00:28:08.279 a hero. 555 00:28:08.359 --> 00:28:10.880 He's he's actually that's what he's that's why he's famous. 556 00:28:10.920 --> 00:28:13.480 He's a hero in Germany. That's actually what happened. 557 00:28:13.640 --> 00:28:16.519 Yeah, he broke well not he didn't headbutt it, but 558 00:28:16.559 --> 00:28:18.200 like he took the he took the wall down. 559 00:28:18.960 --> 00:28:21.000 That's why he's like, like, what else has he done? 560 00:28:21.640 --> 00:28:26.599 The only thing he did was and it true. Baywatch 561 00:28:26.599 --> 00:28:30.039 was the ninety show. Yeah, that's why he came famous. 562 00:28:30.079 --> 00:28:33.880 Well he he was because look, man, I love how 563 00:28:35.039 --> 00:28:38.559 how small the world feels sometimes until you you see 564 00:28:38.599 --> 00:28:41.440 like foreign music and like say their numbers and and 565 00:28:42.200 --> 00:28:46.240 Hasselhoff is a fucking rock star over there, and you're like, 566 00:28:46.240 --> 00:28:49.319 what your mind it doesn't work, Like, say, there's a 567 00:28:49.319 --> 00:28:52.599 German metal core band here, go talk about metal now 568 00:28:52.640 --> 00:28:53.839 I can't. I'm subconscious now. 569 00:28:56.079 --> 00:28:59.960 Yeah, but like I look at their numbers on spotif 570 00:29:00.519 --> 00:29:02.799 they're getting like no traction in America. You look at 571 00:29:02.799 --> 00:29:04.720 their like numbers on social media. But then I look 572 00:29:04.720 --> 00:29:07.319 at their Spotify number. It's almost two hundred thousand monthly listeners. 573 00:29:07.519 --> 00:29:09.960 Because they're huge. They're German, they're German band, They're huge 574 00:29:09.960 --> 00:29:14.400 in Europe. And I'm like, damn, that is damn Like I. 575 00:29:19.039 --> 00:29:21.599 Can't, Oh my god, my twitch are you you're you're 576 00:29:21.720 --> 00:29:25.599 what you're dumb ass face, you're making a joke. Okay, 577 00:29:26.559 --> 00:29:29.400 you're making a joke what I actually not even sure anymore. 578 00:29:29.400 --> 00:29:35.000 My mind's using good Malaysia, China above it and in Germany. 579 00:29:35.079 --> 00:29:38.680 Right, So when you talk about Mike Tyson versus. 580 00:29:38.480 --> 00:29:39.920 Paul Yeah, that's right. 581 00:29:40.079 --> 00:29:44.720 Mike Tyson fought Jake's Jake Paul Weekend Update on Saturday. 582 00:29:44.759 --> 00:29:47.720 I've had a really fun where they said. 583 00:29:48.319 --> 00:29:49.720 I can't remember what the joke was, but it was 584 00:29:49.720 --> 00:29:51.920 like it was something like, uh, Mike Tyson and Jake 585 00:29:51.960 --> 00:29:56.839 Paul teamed up last night to defeat everyone watching, and 586 00:29:56.920 --> 00:29:58.720 it's very accurate. I didn't watch it at all. I 587 00:29:58.759 --> 00:30:00.759 was watching American Dad instead. 588 00:30:01.039 --> 00:30:03.079 You're having a blast with that ship, aren't you. 589 00:30:03.200 --> 00:30:03.759 Yeah, I don't know. 590 00:30:03.960 --> 00:30:08.279 It's like it I haven't watched dumb adult comedy in 591 00:30:08.279 --> 00:30:10.799 a while, so it's like it's really feeling that that 592 00:30:11.039 --> 00:30:11.880 vote that void. 593 00:30:12.039 --> 00:30:12.359 I see. 594 00:30:12.480 --> 00:30:14.559 Yeah, But what I was watching is I was like, ah, yeah, 595 00:30:14.799 --> 00:30:16.839 and I was watching and I realized, oh, the fight's happening, 596 00:30:17.000 --> 00:30:18.599 and I thought I might check it out because I 597 00:30:18.640 --> 00:30:19.480 do have Netflix. 598 00:30:20.000 --> 00:30:23.759 But then I thought, that's why, I'll just wait. 599 00:30:23.799 --> 00:30:27.920 That's why it's brilliant, Like the I there's sometimes you know, 600 00:30:27.920 --> 00:30:30.319 I mostly hate monopolies and stuff because then it makes 601 00:30:30.359 --> 00:30:35.400 things worse, But I I I'm more I missed the 602 00:30:35.480 --> 00:30:38.839 days when Netflix was kind of like consolidated and so 603 00:30:38.960 --> 00:30:41.079 everything was on like one platform, right, and now that 604 00:30:41.079 --> 00:30:43.079 they're starting to live stream, and they're they're gonna get 605 00:30:43.160 --> 00:30:45.720 WWE very soon. I think in a couple of months, 606 00:30:46.279 --> 00:30:47.799 so I think in the beginning of January or something 607 00:30:47.839 --> 00:30:48.200 like that. 608 00:30:48.400 --> 00:30:50.640 And then because I get to finally start watching wrestling, 609 00:30:51.400 --> 00:30:54.480 and then like, I'm not watching I'm not watching for 610 00:30:54.519 --> 00:30:57.359 the men at all. I'm gay, I'm watching at all. 611 00:30:57.640 --> 00:31:01.119 I'm watching it for females. Three for three particular way. Yeah, 612 00:31:01.119 --> 00:31:04.559 he keeps talking about n Leon Yeah, Leon, forget what 613 00:31:04.640 --> 00:31:08.599 you call it? The fucking the Tall, the big One. Oh, 614 00:31:08.599 --> 00:31:09.279 you're talking. 615 00:31:09.039 --> 00:31:12.920 About Ripley and Stephanie hammer Badge. 616 00:31:13.279 --> 00:31:16.519 Yeah, dude, she's fire. Yeah, Stephanie hammer Badge is crazy. Dude, 617 00:31:16.559 --> 00:31:18.319 Like it's crazy that they just let her wrestle naked. 618 00:31:18.880 --> 00:31:21.319 I was like, it's crazy, Like I've never they made 619 00:31:21.359 --> 00:31:24.960 the exception solely for her, just because for her next bout, 620 00:31:25.440 --> 00:31:27.400 it's gonna be really exciting. Who she Who's she wrestling? 621 00:31:27.720 --> 00:31:35.000 Uh, I was about to fight. I was about to 622 00:31:35.000 --> 00:31:37.519 say something crazy. Listen, it's gonna find me in the 623 00:31:37.559 --> 00:31:38.440 room watching that is. 624 00:31:40.119 --> 00:31:41.799 What are you doing? What are you doing? Kingston? Like 625 00:31:41.839 --> 00:31:42.880 it's wrestling. I love it. 626 00:31:42.920 --> 00:31:45.279 And then they're just literally they're just shaking their asses. 627 00:31:45.720 --> 00:31:51.720 They're gonna laughing full full of Maul laughing out of 628 00:31:51.759 --> 00:31:52.240 my desk. 629 00:31:52.720 --> 00:31:54.960 But so, yeah, So Mike Tyson fought Jake Paul, Jake 630 00:31:55.000 --> 00:31:55.559 Paul one. 631 00:31:55.839 --> 00:31:59.319 Jake Paul won. Well, look, if if you weren't stupid, 632 00:31:59.440 --> 00:32:01.160 you knew Jake Paul would win, Like right, if you 633 00:32:01.160 --> 00:32:01.799 weren't stupid. 634 00:32:01.799 --> 00:32:04.079 Because there were people that were some delusional that like, 635 00:32:04.119 --> 00:32:07.559 oh no, Mike's a beast. He's a It's like, look 636 00:32:07.680 --> 00:32:12.000 look at his training footage all like, guys, what is America? 637 00:32:12.319 --> 00:32:14.160 Like it's complete amnesia. 638 00:32:14.240 --> 00:32:19.519 People like just four years ago he fought Roy Jones 639 00:32:19.599 --> 00:32:23.519 Junior and like he looked like he was fucking in 640 00:32:23.559 --> 00:32:27.119 his fifties. Yeah, you know, like he was slower, he 641 00:32:27.240 --> 00:32:30.359 was not ferocious. This was just four years ago. People 642 00:32:30.359 --> 00:32:32.160 didn't watch Mike Tyson. I think that's the thing. People 643 00:32:32.160 --> 00:32:35.519 didn't watch Mike Testants fights. I even I, who watched 644 00:32:35.519 --> 00:32:38.200 the later ones, I was too late to watch when 645 00:32:38.240 --> 00:32:40.920 he was a demon. People saw clips of wad you 646 00:32:40.960 --> 00:32:42.759 had to catch it. But yeah, people saw clips of them. 647 00:32:42.759 --> 00:32:48.240 But they saw the clips, and I'm saying if they 648 00:32:48.599 --> 00:32:50.680 also what happens people saw the clips right by the 649 00:32:50.759 --> 00:32:53.200 time I saw the Holy Field fight between him. He 650 00:32:53.359 --> 00:32:55.640 was not the dominant monster he was when he was younger. 651 00:32:56.319 --> 00:32:58.359 By that time, already he was already like, oh this 652 00:32:58.440 --> 00:32:59.799 guy is getting older. 653 00:33:00.039 --> 00:33:02.880 Well it was, it was he was almost it was 654 00:33:02.920 --> 00:33:05.160 a lot of things those posts. No, it was post 655 00:33:05.160 --> 00:33:09.640 custo motto to post cuss don King. Who's a piece 656 00:33:09.680 --> 00:33:11.240 of ship that took advantage. 657 00:33:10.799 --> 00:33:15.119 Of her post uh his I also it's a it's 658 00:33:15.160 --> 00:33:17.839 a little controversial that he you know, he was he's 659 00:33:17.839 --> 00:33:21.480 a convicted rapist and yeah, but he's It's one of 660 00:33:21.480 --> 00:33:25.119 those things. I mean, there isn't that many fighters that 661 00:33:25.200 --> 00:33:28.240 I know of I made I made a tweet, right, 662 00:33:28.240 --> 00:33:29.920 and I was like, it's insane. How like so many 663 00:33:29.920 --> 00:33:33.039 people in combat sports tend to be like huge pieces 664 00:33:33.079 --> 00:33:37.480 of ship, like I mean obviously, but like there it 665 00:33:37.640 --> 00:33:40.960 actually is it's particularly modern particularly. 666 00:33:40.599 --> 00:33:42.880 Well, I don't I actually don't have very many examples 667 00:33:42.880 --> 00:33:43.119 of that. 668 00:33:43.200 --> 00:33:45.480 I think a lot of them are just glaring, especially 669 00:33:45.480 --> 00:33:46.559 when it's if. 670 00:33:46.880 --> 00:33:48.440 You think of them having like they're just have a 671 00:33:48.480 --> 00:33:50.200 bad character. There's a piece of ship. But I mean 672 00:33:50.200 --> 00:33:53.319 as far as being like oh, likeminal like they're like 673 00:33:53.400 --> 00:33:56.440 terrible people, I mean, like genuinely terrible people like John Jones. 674 00:33:57.400 --> 00:33:59.559 They swept under the rug all the many things he's done. 675 00:33:59.599 --> 00:34:01.279 He beat his wife after he got inducted into the 676 00:34:01.279 --> 00:34:03.519 Hall of Fame. Yeah, literally, he beat his wife in Vegas. 677 00:34:03.559 --> 00:34:05.720 And then after yeah he got induct in the Hall 678 00:34:05.720 --> 00:34:07.839 of Fame, got drunk and beat up his wife in 679 00:34:07.839 --> 00:34:08.280 a hotel. 680 00:34:08.639 --> 00:34:10.559 If it's if it's after, that's pretty unreasonable. 681 00:34:11.719 --> 00:34:13.320 Yeah, it feels before it would have been acceptable. 682 00:34:13.320 --> 00:34:15.639 But then to get there, but like you're already there, like, 683 00:34:15.679 --> 00:34:17.079 calm down, you're a legend. 684 00:34:17.320 --> 00:34:19.159 We did that, and then you know, Dan and everybody 685 00:34:19.199 --> 00:34:20.760 else swooping on the rug. There's a guy who was 686 00:34:20.800 --> 00:34:23.239 a former NFL player, Greg Hardy, who joined the UFC. 687 00:34:23.360 --> 00:34:25.719 He got cut because he just sucked. I kept getting 688 00:34:25.760 --> 00:34:28.000 knocked out. But he beat his wife. He was an 689 00:34:28.079 --> 00:34:30.920 NFL player, you know, like a lot of NFL people 690 00:34:30.960 --> 00:34:33.440 would see to beat their wives. So he got into 691 00:34:33.440 --> 00:34:36.559 the UFC already beating his girlfriend or wife whoever. And 692 00:34:36.599 --> 00:34:39.519 so everyone's like that off the list, and then everyone's like, Dana, 693 00:34:39.559 --> 00:34:40.920 what the fuck's wrong with your He just bringing in 694 00:34:40.960 --> 00:34:43.360 these terrible people. And then because Danny used to be 695 00:34:43.440 --> 00:34:45.360 like this, never put your hands on a woman. He 696 00:34:45.360 --> 00:34:47.119 said shit like that back in the day, and then 697 00:34:47.159 --> 00:34:50.159 he got caught in Mexico slapping the fuck. 698 00:34:49.920 --> 00:34:52.639 Out of his wife. There's a footage of him, like. 699 00:34:52.719 --> 00:34:56.280 She slaps him, and then he just fucking like, powers up, dude, 700 00:34:56.679 --> 00:34:59.119 He's just all three of his bars, He's like and 701 00:34:59.119 --> 00:35:04.360 then he just damn And then yeah, it was it 702 00:35:04.400 --> 00:35:06.239 was pretty brutal. And then he was just like, it 703 00:35:06.360 --> 00:35:08.400 was the first time ever done it. I'm super embarrassed. 704 00:35:09.800 --> 00:35:13.519 Imagine these people are professional liars. Like it's not even 705 00:35:13.599 --> 00:35:15.239 like do you believe me or not, I'm just gonna 706 00:35:15.239 --> 00:35:16.360 I'm just gonna lie and no matter what. 707 00:35:16.360 --> 00:35:20.960 Imagine imagine hitting a woman hitting you, and you being like, oh, yeah, 708 00:35:21.000 --> 00:35:23.519 this woman that I'm way bigger and stronger than I'm 709 00:35:23.519 --> 00:35:24.840 gonna strike you back. 710 00:35:24.920 --> 00:35:26.960 I'm also I'm fifty years old, and this is the 711 00:35:26.960 --> 00:35:29.760 first time I've done this. Now, I've lived my whole 712 00:35:29.880 --> 00:35:31.760 lass life never hitting a woman, and then all of 713 00:35:31.800 --> 00:35:34.639 a sudden, now that there's a camera happening fucking beyond me, 714 00:35:34.760 --> 00:35:36.159 it was the first time I've ever done it. 715 00:35:36.320 --> 00:35:38.840 You lived through the golden age of wife, meaning and 716 00:35:38.960 --> 00:35:40.519 you choose recently. 717 00:35:41.079 --> 00:35:43.039 Lived They lived with a fifty, No fifty. I think 718 00:35:43.119 --> 00:35:44.719 like the fifties was like the era where it was 719 00:35:44.760 --> 00:35:46.920 like I think out of a woman. 720 00:35:46.960 --> 00:35:49.000 I think I feel like it's probably less actually back then. 721 00:35:49.000 --> 00:35:50.360 I feel like I feel like it was probably like 722 00:35:50.440 --> 00:35:52.639 the sixties, seventies, eighties are probably prime. 723 00:35:52.760 --> 00:35:54.840 They were still definitely doing it bad. I think people 724 00:35:54.840 --> 00:35:56.480 were still doing it back then, but I feel like 725 00:35:56.559 --> 00:35:59.360 that was the golden like before thee I. 726 00:35:59.280 --> 00:36:00.920 Feel like in the fifth I feel like in the 727 00:36:00.920 --> 00:36:03.639 fifties women were too afraid to step out of line. 728 00:36:03.519 --> 00:36:07.960 Because because they there would be less. You're right, there 729 00:36:08.000 --> 00:36:09.880 would be less. I'm actually gonna have to agree with it. 730 00:36:10.000 --> 00:36:14.199 I think I don't know. Of course, it's all vibe. 731 00:36:14.320 --> 00:36:17.239 I think, whre you're coming from, right, it's like, oh, yeah, 732 00:36:17.320 --> 00:36:20.480 we've But I think they're they. I think it was 733 00:36:20.519 --> 00:36:22.119 okay to beat them then. That's why I was like, 734 00:36:22.159 --> 00:36:24.119 they got there to a point, you know, we're like, 735 00:36:24.360 --> 00:36:27.119 but they were doing many things to be beaten because 736 00:36:27.159 --> 00:36:30.840 it was so much. It was so okay here. I know. 737 00:36:30.880 --> 00:36:33.760 I really think so post sixties would like with free love, 738 00:36:33.800 --> 00:36:35.280 and a lot of women were starting to like be 739 00:36:35.440 --> 00:36:37.440 lesbian and do like, oh I don't need to I 740 00:36:37.440 --> 00:36:39.719 don't need a man. In the eighties, they started to like, oh, 741 00:36:39.719 --> 00:36:41.199 I can have a credit card and all this ship 742 00:36:41.280 --> 00:36:47.159 yeah and also crack and yeah, and so men were 743 00:36:47.199 --> 00:36:49.440 just like, I need to hit as many things as 744 00:36:49.480 --> 00:36:51.559 possible because like they're just you know, they weren't they 745 00:36:51.559 --> 00:36:54.400 weren't on they weren't completely on top anymore. Suffrage all 746 00:36:54.440 --> 00:36:56.800 the ship start happening. They were being very upset. They're 747 00:36:56.880 --> 00:37:00.800 very fucking upset. So you said one thing, old man bamn. 748 00:37:01.400 --> 00:37:03.400 Dana White came out of the wounb and starts slapping 749 00:37:03.400 --> 00:37:05.000 his mom, and then all of a sudden he wants 750 00:37:05.000 --> 00:37:05.320 to be. 751 00:37:05.199 --> 00:37:06.800 Like, oh, I've never heard a woman before him like 752 00:37:07.320 --> 00:37:10.960 these people. But anyway, Mike Tyson, he yeah, convicted rapist. 753 00:37:11.159 --> 00:37:13.400 I will say, I think one of the reasons why 754 00:37:13.440 --> 00:37:16.320 people give him a pass is because it seems like 755 00:37:16.360 --> 00:37:19.599 he's somebody who has been rehabilitated. Because there's a lot 756 00:37:19.639 --> 00:37:21.840 of people like say John Jones, a great example, who 757 00:37:21.920 --> 00:37:25.039 is continuously a villain. He's never stopped being a villain, 758 00:37:25.400 --> 00:37:27.239 and so he tries to pretend like, oh, I'm a 759 00:37:27.239 --> 00:37:29.440 better person, and then he beats his wife. He gets 760 00:37:29.519 --> 00:37:31.440 drunk and arrested again. He slams his head on a 761 00:37:31.440 --> 00:37:34.920 cop car. He's a fucking monster. He threatened that the 762 00:37:35.000 --> 00:37:37.199 new drug people when they came to his house, like 763 00:37:37.639 --> 00:37:40.400 celebrating his friend's birthday, that came to his house and 764 00:37:40.440 --> 00:37:43.000 then she pressed charges because he threatened took her phone 765 00:37:43.039 --> 00:37:45.639 and threatened her one of the women. And uh, he's 766 00:37:45.639 --> 00:37:46.199 still a monster. 767 00:37:46.280 --> 00:37:48.480 That was just I think earlier this year or late 768 00:37:48.559 --> 00:37:51.760 last year. You're like, yeah, Chris, and I know about 769 00:37:51.800 --> 00:37:56.320 John Jones. I'm Chris, Mike Tyson. I'm pretty sure. Like 770 00:37:56.519 --> 00:37:58.239 it just seems like I don't. I don't. I don't 771 00:37:58.360 --> 00:38:01.039 validate what he did at all, So I mean nobody validated. 772 00:38:01.079 --> 00:38:03.280 That's crazy to say, first of all, people that wait 773 00:38:03.320 --> 00:38:05.000 wait wait wait okay wait wait wait wait wait wait 774 00:38:05.000 --> 00:38:09.400 wait validated. I'm sure based. I want to hear this. 775 00:38:09.519 --> 00:38:11.320 I want to hear this because you're the you are 776 00:38:11.360 --> 00:38:12.440 the Chris Brown defender. 777 00:38:12.559 --> 00:38:18.239 I do not defend Chris Brown, but I understand he 778 00:38:18.239 --> 00:38:20.519 was a dumb kid the roll the tape, but I 779 00:38:20.599 --> 00:38:23.599 don't I would answer. I never said he wasn't he was. 780 00:38:23.679 --> 00:38:26.760 I never said he was innocent of what he did. 781 00:38:26.840 --> 00:38:30.719 He edited to make him say he was innocent. Please, 782 00:38:31.360 --> 00:38:34.840 there's no context in my life at nineteen fucking twenty 783 00:38:35.639 --> 00:38:38.239 fifteen ever that I would have beat a woman, especially 784 00:38:38.320 --> 00:38:43.039 to that degree, crazy, especially to that crazy less maybe 785 00:38:43.239 --> 00:38:45.880 maybe a bit I wouldn't bind, so I said, I 786 00:38:45.880 --> 00:38:49.440 would never be especially like if if a woman's attacking me, 787 00:38:49.519 --> 00:38:51.360 I'm going to defend myself and like push him off me. 788 00:38:51.519 --> 00:38:54.039 But I'm not going to push savagely beat away exactly. 789 00:38:54.079 --> 00:38:57.440 But that's why we say Chris Chris Brown is insane 790 00:38:57.840 --> 00:39:00.119 because he literally could have just stopped the car and 791 00:39:00.280 --> 00:39:03.639 tossed her. Oh yeah, he could punched the shed of 792 00:39:03.679 --> 00:39:07.719 her and bitter course, yeah, like that's just like what 793 00:39:07.760 --> 00:39:08.119 are you doing? 794 00:39:08.159 --> 00:39:09.599 Game? Like biting? Is it to me? 795 00:39:09.719 --> 00:39:13.440 That's the crazy part. People hit women all the time 796 00:39:13.440 --> 00:39:14.760 and people that are weaker than them all the time 797 00:39:14.760 --> 00:39:18.360 because they're just terrible people. But the animal ship is crazy, 798 00:39:18.559 --> 00:39:20.280 but people do it all the time. There's like terrible 799 00:39:20.320 --> 00:39:21.880 people always beating weaker people. 800 00:39:22.360 --> 00:39:24.400 That's really what it's about, because if there was a 801 00:39:24.559 --> 00:39:26.920 giant woman attacking you, no one would feel bad if 802 00:39:26.920 --> 00:39:30.400 you started punching her because she's so huge. He would 803 00:39:30.440 --> 00:39:34.320 be yes, But you know, we live in a clown. 804 00:39:35.320 --> 00:39:38.920 No, if brock Lesnar's fucking daughter started attacking you, no 805 00:39:38.960 --> 00:39:40.800 one would feel bad because she's a monster. 806 00:39:41.480 --> 00:39:46.199 Clown's huge. I forget, I've seen it. People don't. 807 00:39:46.320 --> 00:39:49.000 It's even in the combat sports world. People are like, oh, 808 00:39:49.039 --> 00:39:51.119 this girl is so huge. I wouldn't mind if she 809 00:39:51.199 --> 00:39:53.480 fought a man because it would be interesting. 810 00:39:54.480 --> 00:39:57.599 You're right, wouldn't. I mean, look said, that's what But 811 00:39:57.639 --> 00:40:00.719 that's what matters. But I don't care about the plurality. 812 00:40:01.280 --> 00:40:03.239 The pality is what minority? 813 00:40:03.320 --> 00:40:08.119 Yeah, there's Yeah, there's a vocal minority of every single everything. Yeah, 814 00:40:08.199 --> 00:40:10.760 like there's probably like at least ten people who eat 815 00:40:10.840 --> 00:40:12.840 micro chips, you know what I mean? 816 00:40:13.599 --> 00:40:15.599 Yes, there would be a thousands people that'd be like, 817 00:40:15.639 --> 00:40:17.639 your a fucking asshole? Was like that was all that 818 00:40:17.719 --> 00:40:19.920 was pretty much a bear. I was fighting, like you're 819 00:40:19.920 --> 00:40:23.199 an asshole, Derek back and it's like she can't believe yeah, Derek, 820 00:40:23.280 --> 00:40:25.559 She like she picked me up and put me halfway 821 00:40:25.599 --> 00:40:28.400 through a car and I had to defend myself and 822 00:40:28.440 --> 00:40:29.280 it was like, your an asshole. 823 00:40:29.320 --> 00:40:34.239 Yeah, there's you're also black, definite, those chivalrous people that 824 00:40:34.480 --> 00:40:38.039 won't that would say that. But those people are also 825 00:40:38.239 --> 00:40:40.000 the people that are you know, the suspect, the ones 826 00:40:40.039 --> 00:40:43.239 that are super sized that are doing that. Yeah, it's 827 00:40:43.280 --> 00:40:45.480 like the ones that the pedal crusaders. 828 00:40:45.719 --> 00:40:50.000 I'm always like, oh, yeah, it is it is unfortunate. 829 00:40:50.119 --> 00:40:51.639 Like I know we've talked about this before, but like 830 00:40:51.679 --> 00:40:52.440 it is unfortunate. 831 00:40:52.559 --> 00:40:54.800 How Like there's just kind of like an inherent undercurrent 832 00:40:54.840 --> 00:40:57.519 of cynicism yea, where like if you see somebody like 833 00:40:57.760 --> 00:41:00.480 hunting pedophiles, there's always like a it always like an 834 00:41:00.480 --> 00:41:01.159 inkling in your brain. 835 00:41:01.159 --> 00:41:03.440 It's like going too hard on the payment. 836 00:41:03.440 --> 00:41:05.280 It's it's it's the same way that it's the same 837 00:41:05.320 --> 00:41:06.920 thing I feel about like people who have like a 838 00:41:07.000 --> 00:41:12.599 really strong uh desire to like work in fields where 839 00:41:12.599 --> 00:41:15.400 they're just surrounded by children, you know, where it's just 840 00:41:15.440 --> 00:41:18.559 like I don't want to feel that way necessarily, but 841 00:41:18.599 --> 00:41:19.800 at the same time, it's just like a. 842 00:41:19.800 --> 00:41:21.440 Little bit too much do you want to be around 843 00:41:22.199 --> 00:41:25.559 There's also evidence of like I think it's possible, by 844 00:41:25.559 --> 00:41:27.360 the way, I know it's possible. You just like, oh, 845 00:41:27.360 --> 00:41:30.440 I just love kids. Yeah yeah, there's more evidence often 846 00:41:30.440 --> 00:41:32.639 in the contrays what you're saying, but like it still 847 00:41:32.679 --> 00:41:34.679 just feels weird. It's like yeah, oh that's what people 848 00:41:34.679 --> 00:41:39.400 that are pediatric doctors are not like harming kids. No, yeah, 849 00:41:39.400 --> 00:41:41.599 I would bet. I would bet my master may teachers 850 00:41:41.599 --> 00:41:45.199 aren't harming kids, you know idea. It's just like, yeah, 851 00:41:45.239 --> 00:41:46.119 it's it's in place. 852 00:41:47.079 --> 00:41:48.760 I feel like you at the very least, you have 853 00:41:48.800 --> 00:41:51.639 to pretend like you hate your job, you know, which. 854 00:41:51.440 --> 00:41:53.639 Is unfortunate because it's like to me, I think if 855 00:41:53.639 --> 00:41:55.360 you're the harder it is to obtain that job, the 856 00:41:55.400 --> 00:41:57.239 more I believe you so a doctor. 857 00:41:57.440 --> 00:41:59.960 Yeah, betutrition like something like that. I'm like that think 858 00:42:00.159 --> 00:42:02.280 way too long toil. You just be like what pedophile 859 00:42:02.320 --> 00:42:05.320 would be like, I'm gonna study vigorously for all these 860 00:42:05.519 --> 00:42:07.519 when you could just join a church, you know what 861 00:42:07.559 --> 00:42:11.039 I mean. That's like, really the why there's so many 862 00:42:11.119 --> 00:42:13.280 in the church where people don't want to talk about 863 00:42:13.320 --> 00:42:15.760 that shit right because they're like, uh, oh I'm tied 864 00:42:15.800 --> 00:42:17.920 to this stuf blah blah blah. But when you look 865 00:42:17.960 --> 00:42:22.280 at the numbers, I mean it's easy every fucking week 866 00:42:22.760 --> 00:42:27.079 there are multiple old dudes getting arrested for having either 867 00:42:27.159 --> 00:42:30.559 CP or molestic a child every fucking week. 868 00:42:30.639 --> 00:42:33.239 Can I say something, I'm playing call of duty right now, 869 00:42:33.360 --> 00:42:38.239 obviously there there is. So they have a so they 870 00:42:38.239 --> 00:42:43.480 have a currency in the game called and it's called codpoints, 871 00:42:43.519 --> 00:42:45.239 and it keeps saying like do you want to spend 872 00:42:45.239 --> 00:42:47.960 your keep? Saying like how much? Like, oh, you've earned 873 00:42:48.000 --> 00:42:51.400 this much CP. And I'm like, it is twenty twenty four. 874 00:42:52.960 --> 00:42:54.599 This has been an accurate This has been like an 875 00:42:54.639 --> 00:42:55.920 abbreviation for a while. 876 00:42:56.000 --> 00:42:59.840 Now. I am bewildered that they have not changed. 877 00:42:59.880 --> 00:43:02.480 I get it's like who the fuck really thinks about that, 878 00:43:02.599 --> 00:43:07.320 but like if you're online, if you're like an online person, yeah, 879 00:43:07.360 --> 00:43:10.079 that's an acronym that you know because people get busted 880 00:43:10.119 --> 00:43:12.360 for it and then it's like it's generally abbreviated in 881 00:43:12.360 --> 00:43:16.840 a lot of articles. But it's so weird to see 882 00:43:16.840 --> 00:43:18.639 it in the Gave, like with its own with its 883 00:43:18.679 --> 00:43:19.599 own like graphic. 884 00:43:20.280 --> 00:43:23.599 It's so that's our minds just being poisoned. Man. Yeah, yeah, 885 00:43:24.159 --> 00:43:26.519 we are standing too close to the void, that is true. 886 00:43:26.599 --> 00:43:29.039 Yeah, we're definitely Like somebody I can't remember who it was, 887 00:43:29.400 --> 00:43:32.719 but somebody was wearing a medallion that set CP on 888 00:43:32.760 --> 00:43:35.280 it and it went viral and can't it was it 889 00:43:35.320 --> 00:43:37.039 was their name abbreviation that I can't remember. 890 00:43:37.039 --> 00:43:37.519 Who it was. 891 00:43:37.719 --> 00:43:40.119 But I remember that going viral because we all know 892 00:43:40.440 --> 00:43:41.039 how that looks. 893 00:43:41.079 --> 00:43:43.760 If you're if your name, if your first name is 894 00:43:43.960 --> 00:43:46.840 C and your last name is P, do you go 895 00:43:47.199 --> 00:43:50.840 by you? You force your middle name into into your name. 896 00:43:51.000 --> 00:43:52.159 You have to not that's that point. 897 00:43:52.199 --> 00:43:54.280 At this point you want to. It's kind of like 898 00:43:54.320 --> 00:43:57.440 Chris Paul, like we're just talking about CP three. Yeah, 899 00:43:57.760 --> 00:44:00.280 child poor the third child point three. You gotta put 900 00:44:00.320 --> 00:44:03.920 like a like three CRP or put something in there. 901 00:44:03.960 --> 00:44:07.639 He's he's got three of them. He's got three cps. Yeah, 902 00:44:07.639 --> 00:44:09.880 you got it at this point. I'm sure he's got 903 00:44:09.920 --> 00:44:12.880 a lot of ship now now because like he's been 904 00:44:12.960 --> 00:44:15.840 CP three, you've been playing basketball for a while. When 905 00:44:15.880 --> 00:44:18.039 I think about how long he's been playing basketball, it's 906 00:44:18.079 --> 00:44:21.000 crazy with him and Lebron, Like they've been playing for 907 00:44:21.039 --> 00:44:23.320 a lot. Lebron's been playing for like almost over twenty 908 00:44:23.360 --> 00:44:26.559 something years. Lebron's still alive, Yeah, yeah, barely. That the 909 00:44:26.599 --> 00:44:29.719 other that's not the plane one Yeah, the helicop helicopter one. 910 00:44:29.760 --> 00:44:32.320 Yeah, oh oh, the helicopter. 911 00:44:32.760 --> 00:44:34.599 I like how we make you mixed up vehicles and 912 00:44:34.639 --> 00:44:36.719 I mixed up people in that situation. 913 00:44:36.840 --> 00:44:38.679 Yeah, it's weird, what's going on? Any more sensible? 914 00:44:38.679 --> 00:44:40.760 But like, yeah, you know, it's not sensible to confuse 915 00:44:40.800 --> 00:44:42.920 the fucking helicopter for a plane at all. 916 00:44:43.000 --> 00:44:46.159 But like they both fly okay, and they're both black? 917 00:44:46.199 --> 00:44:49.519 What do you mean? Yeah? I agree? I agree. So 918 00:44:49.559 --> 00:44:50.320 did you see that? Uh? 919 00:44:50.440 --> 00:44:52.960 Did you catch any footage at all of the fight? 920 00:44:53.079 --> 00:44:55.920 I saw Mike Tyson's ass. Oh yeah, that was sick. 921 00:44:56.000 --> 00:44:56.519 I saw that. 922 00:44:56.639 --> 00:44:58.719 I saw that people were having a hard time watching 923 00:44:58.760 --> 00:45:01.000 it on Netflix because Netflix is ers were fucked or something. 924 00:45:01.000 --> 00:45:04.119 That was interesting because I had one problem for just 925 00:45:04.159 --> 00:45:07.519 a few seconds. Yeah it was. It was actually just 926 00:45:07.599 --> 00:45:09.639 post the ash shot. I feel like a lot of 927 00:45:09.679 --> 00:45:12.039 people more like just came on or something because of that. 928 00:45:12.320 --> 00:45:14.639 I had a little glitch restarted and it was fine. 929 00:45:14.679 --> 00:45:17.559 I saw people. I saw shovel system of a down, 930 00:45:17.920 --> 00:45:20.559 Like it's funny to seeing famous ass people that technically 931 00:45:20.599 --> 00:45:23.239 should have better working stuff but just showing that. Like 932 00:45:23.760 --> 00:45:26.039 I love when stuff like that grounds us. It's like 933 00:45:26.159 --> 00:45:29.239 the best phone you can get is the iPhone. Whatever's out. 934 00:45:29.480 --> 00:45:38.599 My Netflix is failing me. I take it. They released music. 935 00:45:38.639 --> 00:45:40.840 I'll take that. Make a song about Netflix. It's all 936 00:45:40.880 --> 00:45:43.119 pissed off, like turned off the fucking thing, and I'm like, 937 00:45:43.519 --> 00:45:46.199 that's hilarious that I'm having a better experience than you 938 00:45:46.239 --> 00:45:52.079 and I'm poor. Yeah, so it's pretty good. It wasn't 939 00:45:52.079 --> 00:45:56.239 working ashot was pretty fucking the best part of it. 940 00:45:56.599 --> 00:45:59.239 That was the best part of the event. The fight. 941 00:45:59.280 --> 00:46:01.519 The fight before the fight was very good. There was 942 00:46:01.519 --> 00:46:03.079 plenty of I heard the woman fight was pretty good, 943 00:46:03.119 --> 00:46:04.519 like I saw that. 944 00:46:06.800 --> 00:46:09.239 So here's the thing. The thing that was annoying was 945 00:46:09.320 --> 00:46:11.920 the the ref was trying to do the right thing. 946 00:46:12.000 --> 00:46:15.599 Took one point because Katie whatever the fuck her name is, 947 00:46:15.639 --> 00:46:18.079 always forget her name is, I never I didn't follow her. 948 00:46:19.960 --> 00:46:23.480 She fights extremely dirty, and the way she starts is 949 00:46:23.519 --> 00:46:26.800 she leads with her head, so like basically caused a 950 00:46:26.880 --> 00:46:30.280 head button, caused a cut. She got one point taken away. 951 00:46:30.639 --> 00:46:33.199 She wouldn't stop when he even the ref kept trying to. 952 00:46:33.320 --> 00:46:35.880 He should have taken another point, but he obviously was 953 00:46:35.920 --> 00:46:38.039 kind of probably pressure to not like let them fight. 954 00:46:38.679 --> 00:46:41.760 But she leaves with her head, gets in close, and 955 00:46:41.800 --> 00:46:45.159 then was just keep trying to hook constantly, so oh 956 00:46:45.239 --> 00:46:47.000 accidental head but oh accially. 957 00:46:46.719 --> 00:46:48.400 And then it was really frustrating. 958 00:46:48.880 --> 00:46:52.079 So because of that, it wasn't checked enough, and the 959 00:46:52.159 --> 00:46:56.280 judge of scorecard she did more damage. She she pulled 960 00:46:56.280 --> 00:47:00.880 it off, but ultimately the other chicken man, Surrano, probably 961 00:47:00.880 --> 00:47:02.079 should have taken it. 962 00:47:02.400 --> 00:47:04.639 I feel like I feel like judges in boxing don't 963 00:47:04.639 --> 00:47:07.039 make sense because I feel like only the people fighting 964 00:47:07.039 --> 00:47:08.239 can assess the damage. 965 00:47:09.119 --> 00:47:10.599 You know what I mean? I think that's right. 966 00:47:10.639 --> 00:47:12.760 Like if I'm in a fight, I could and I 967 00:47:12.800 --> 00:47:15.119 get hit, only I know how much damage I'm sustained. 968 00:47:15.239 --> 00:47:17.079 I mean, I mean, it's usually I know what you 969 00:47:17.199 --> 00:47:20.639 mean that you you dictate, yes, you dictate your health bar, 970 00:47:20.719 --> 00:47:23.159 and I guess they would ask you. 971 00:47:23.159 --> 00:47:27.639 It'd be like, I feel fine. 972 00:47:27.800 --> 00:47:34.079 All right, It's like I don't know they're dying. They die. 973 00:47:34.360 --> 00:47:36.639 But the people that fucking fight, people like that whole 974 00:47:36.639 --> 00:47:39.400 fucking fight we just had about Tyson and fucking Paul 975 00:47:39.519 --> 00:47:42.719 is all based on fucking Tyson's ridiculous pride. It's like, 976 00:47:42.760 --> 00:47:48.239 my guy, it's you. It takes solid pride or money both. 977 00:47:48.320 --> 00:47:49.639 I think it was just a huge bag. 978 00:47:49.679 --> 00:47:51.559 I don't think he has pride and he doesn't care. 979 00:47:51.800 --> 00:47:53.159 You actually know, no, that's not true. 980 00:47:53.440 --> 00:47:55.639 Actually, every interview I see of him is like I'm 981 00:47:55.679 --> 00:47:56.880 nothing who cares. 982 00:47:56.639 --> 00:47:58.840 But to say that and then still take that fight 983 00:47:58.880 --> 00:48:00.599 even though you know yourself far behind your. 984 00:48:00.519 --> 00:48:02.880 Pa, well then no, but that lends itself to the 985 00:48:02.960 --> 00:48:04.760 arguments like he doesn't care about what the legacy is. 986 00:48:04.760 --> 00:48:07.480 He doesn't really care, so why not accept millions of dollars? 987 00:48:07.679 --> 00:48:10.840 I think that's well, that's also he contradicts himself very much, 988 00:48:10.840 --> 00:48:12.679 so because that's the one thing that he's been chasing 989 00:48:13.239 --> 00:48:16.679 is that he, like anybody else that was probably a 990 00:48:16.679 --> 00:48:19.880 badass like that in his prime. He misses that feeling sure, 991 00:48:19.880 --> 00:48:20.760 and his in. 992 00:48:20.760 --> 00:48:23.159 His mind, he still feels like that guy, but his 993 00:48:23.239 --> 00:48:25.960 body's fucking broken. So this seemed like what he was 994 00:48:25.960 --> 00:48:27.679 trying to do is prove to himself that he's still 995 00:48:27.679 --> 00:48:33.119 that guy, but his body's fucked. And so him knowing that, 996 00:48:33.159 --> 00:48:35.880 he's like, I'm fucking over the hill. My body's broken. 997 00:48:35.880 --> 00:48:37.920 I'm gonna get a huge bag. But also in his 998 00:48:37.960 --> 00:48:39.480 mind it's kind of one of those if I get 999 00:48:39.599 --> 00:48:41.719 just knocking the fuck out, then I'm still that. But 1000 00:48:41.719 --> 00:48:43.159 like it was so clear he was wearing a fucking 1001 00:48:43.239 --> 00:48:46.280 knee brace. He couldn't walk very well. So then in 1002 00:48:46.320 --> 00:48:49.400 the first round he kind of already his legs were 1003 00:48:49.400 --> 00:48:53.360 fucked like. It wasn't like, oh he's been compromised by 1004 00:48:53.480 --> 00:48:56.239 getting kicked or something in like an bear kickboxing. He 1005 00:48:56.360 --> 00:49:01.239 you saw Old Tyson Russian close the distance and then 1006 00:49:01.480 --> 00:49:04.079 Jake Paul's backing up and then he couldn't do it anymore. 1007 00:49:04.559 --> 00:49:06.559 And then because he couldn't do it anymore, Jake Paul, 1008 00:49:07.679 --> 00:49:08.480 Jake Paul. 1009 00:49:08.360 --> 00:49:10.559 I think would have knocked him out if Mike Tyson 1010 00:49:10.719 --> 00:49:13.559 was was actually aggressive the entire time, because Jake Paul 1011 00:49:13.639 --> 00:49:16.960 gained a considerable amount of weight to fuck him up, 1012 00:49:17.280 --> 00:49:18.800 because if he was just gonna put on a show, 1013 00:49:18.960 --> 00:49:20.039 you wouldn't put on all that weight. 1014 00:49:20.280 --> 00:49:22.840 There's no point. So I think once he saw how 1015 00:49:22.880 --> 00:49:25.960 pathetic it was when Mike couldn't close it. There's parts 1016 00:49:26.000 --> 00:49:27.920 where he would try to like bounce in and out 1017 00:49:27.920 --> 00:49:30.239 to be like get his legs going, but he couldn't 1018 00:49:30.239 --> 00:49:32.480 close the distance anymore. So it's just pathetic. It was 1019 00:49:32.559 --> 00:49:36.159 just sad, and so he even said in the press conference, 1020 00:49:36.159 --> 00:49:38.360 Shake was like, yeah, there was no need to hurt 1021 00:49:38.440 --> 00:49:40.320 a person that you know, I didn't need to hurt 1022 00:49:40.400 --> 00:49:42.880 him anymore. There's no need. So they kind of exposed 1023 00:49:42.920 --> 00:49:45.199 everyone saying it's fake. Well, it wasn't fake. It was 1024 00:49:45.280 --> 00:49:48.199 real time realizing that, oh yeah, I'm fighting a fifty 1025 00:49:48.320 --> 00:49:51.719 year old Oh yeah, it was a dick had kid 1026 00:49:51.719 --> 00:49:54.039 and realizing like, oh shit, my dog can be hurt. 1027 00:49:54.079 --> 00:49:56.639 You know, how do you not know that? Well? 1028 00:49:56.679 --> 00:49:58.519 I think he was hoping that he was gonna be 1029 00:49:58.599 --> 00:50:01.320 much more aggressive like Mike Tyson was gonna be like 1030 00:50:01.360 --> 00:50:03.039 the way he came out in the first round. Maybe 1031 00:50:03.039 --> 00:50:04.599 he was gonna give him like four rounds of that. 1032 00:50:04.639 --> 00:50:06.280 Because Jake Paul even said I'm gon knock himut in 1033 00:50:06.280 --> 00:50:08.800 the fourth round. That's why I said that I will 1034 00:50:08.800 --> 00:50:10.159 probably knock Hi out the fourth rounds while I was 1035 00:50:10.199 --> 00:50:13.159 thinking like he'll play with them and then destroy him. 1036 00:50:13.440 --> 00:50:15.519 But then he gotten he had nothing for him past 1037 00:50:15.519 --> 00:50:18.480 two rounds, so that he just kind of like did nothing. 1038 00:50:18.760 --> 00:50:20.960 Jake was like, I guess I'm not gonna I guess 1039 00:50:21.000 --> 00:50:21.239 I'm not. 1040 00:50:21.239 --> 00:50:23.920 Gonna destroy it because it's just too sad. And I'm like, well, 1041 00:50:24.039 --> 00:50:25.920 they should have Tookhi to find the first place, asshole. 1042 00:50:25.960 --> 00:50:29.920 You know, At this point, I almost rather I'm kind 1043 00:50:29.480 --> 00:50:31.639 of part of me is glad he didn't get fucked 1044 00:50:31.719 --> 00:50:32.559 up Mike Tyson. 1045 00:50:32.719 --> 00:50:34.800 But there's a part of me where I'm like, don't 1046 00:50:35.199 --> 00:50:38.679 patronize him. That's almost worse. It's someone like playing with 1047 00:50:38.719 --> 00:50:40.320 their food kind of thing, and like they just sucked 1048 00:50:40.320 --> 00:50:42.360 me up, like if you can knock me out, just 1049 00:50:42.440 --> 00:50:44.280 not be out. Like when Silver fucked freaking what's his 1050 00:50:44.360 --> 00:50:48.760 name is he? You know? Oh? And it was he 1051 00:50:48.800 --> 00:50:51.280 kind of didn't like is he didn't like destroy him 1052 00:50:51.280 --> 00:50:53.039 because a young young Silver. 1053 00:50:52.880 --> 00:50:54.519 Would have I think he would have would be great. 1054 00:50:54.519 --> 00:50:55.400 It would have been a great match. 1055 00:50:55.400 --> 00:50:58.159 I think he would but I think but I think 1056 00:50:58.239 --> 00:50:59.920 the idea is that like he was like, I'm not 1057 00:51:00.199 --> 00:51:03.760 trying to beat up someone that helped me want to 1058 00:51:03.800 --> 00:51:04.119 do that. 1059 00:51:04.239 --> 00:51:06.880 Right, but this but that's the old person took the 1060 00:51:06.920 --> 00:51:08.679 fight knowing that was part of the conditions. 1061 00:51:08.960 --> 00:51:11.599 So that's the thing. It's a double edgy. I'm mistinking, like, 1062 00:51:11.639 --> 00:51:13.280 hey man, if you have the ability to. 1063 00:51:13.199 --> 00:51:18.960 Fuck my ass, fuck my ass, just fuck it, like, 1064 00:51:19.039 --> 00:51:21.840 don't don't play with it, don't tickle my asshole, like 1065 00:51:21.920 --> 00:51:24.480 don't like this, just either do it or don't. So 1066 00:51:24.519 --> 00:51:26.239 that's one of those things where it's like you agree 1067 00:51:26.280 --> 00:51:29.639 to yeah, called action, if you can fuck my ass 1068 00:51:29.679 --> 00:51:32.760 called don't don't play with me? 1069 00:51:33.360 --> 00:51:34.199 Yeah, I don't know. 1070 00:51:34.199 --> 00:51:37.039 I I remember hearing about this for months, and I 1071 00:51:37.159 --> 00:51:39.679 just I have no history with Mike Tyson at all. 1072 00:51:39.719 --> 00:51:41.159 I was like, oh, from Mike Tyson Mysteries. 1073 00:51:42.119 --> 00:51:45.440 It's crazy. That show is goaded. Man, it is way 1074 00:51:45.480 --> 00:51:46.559 funner than it has any right to. 1075 00:51:47.599 --> 00:51:49.760 This fucking fighter flight. I think about this fier Flight 1076 00:51:49.840 --> 00:51:51.559 thing anytime I hear the word fiighter flight because there's 1077 00:51:51.559 --> 00:51:54.199 like a secondary it's just like punching the ship out 1078 00:51:54.199 --> 00:51:57.880 of everyone. I love that show. 1079 00:51:58.000 --> 00:52:00.320 That show is way fucking old, Like the guy who 1080 00:52:00.360 --> 00:52:03.000 basically invented boxing was like the Ghost. Yeah, and that 1081 00:52:03.239 --> 00:52:07.119 stupid bird thing that's Norm McDonald as the bird. I 1082 00:52:07.559 --> 00:52:10.880 think that show is. That show is such a sleeper 1083 00:52:11.079 --> 00:52:14.440 of how fucking ridiculously funny it is. Yeah, it is 1084 00:52:14.480 --> 00:52:17.239 great because it is the It's all the perfect elements 1085 00:52:17.320 --> 00:52:21.800 for a ridiculous It's like Venture Brothers levels of like 1086 00:52:22.840 --> 00:52:26.920 just ridiculous because Venture Bros. Is insane. Brothers is inane. 1087 00:52:26.960 --> 00:52:28.920 I watched I watched like the first like four seasons 1088 00:52:28.960 --> 00:52:30.519 of that show, and there were moments where I was 1089 00:52:30.599 --> 00:52:32.559 laughing so hard that I was like I kind of 1090 00:52:32.559 --> 00:52:35.400 just have to go to bed. Yeah, like I'm gonna 1091 00:52:35.440 --> 00:52:41.360 keep people up. I really appreciated adult Swim because it 1092 00:52:41.519 --> 00:52:45.639 validated how many people there were that were out there 1093 00:52:46.559 --> 00:52:50.400 that had the dumbest fucking sense of the humor like me, 1094 00:52:50.719 --> 00:52:53.000 you know what I mean, Like there was because there 1095 00:52:53.079 --> 00:52:54.280 wasn't many people. 1096 00:52:54.440 --> 00:52:56.119 Of course, I had many friends that we all laughed 1097 00:52:56.119 --> 00:52:57.679 at the same ship, but it seemed like we were 1098 00:52:57.760 --> 00:53:02.880 kind of outliers, you know, like and there were certain 1099 00:53:02.880 --> 00:53:04.880 things you wanted you didn't want to joke about with, 1100 00:53:04.960 --> 00:53:08.199 like say, the the people in school, the larger portion 1101 00:53:08.280 --> 00:53:12.079 of school, like the more popular esque people. I'm gonna 1102 00:53:12.159 --> 00:53:13.840 keep some of these things to myself. You know, we 1103 00:53:13.880 --> 00:53:16.119 can't we can't make a really dark jokes. 1104 00:53:16.159 --> 00:53:17.920 I feel like you could get a pretty good handle 1105 00:53:17.920 --> 00:53:19.599 on somebody's sense of humor by putting them in front 1106 00:53:19.599 --> 00:53:21.840 of a grand the Auto game and just watching how 1107 00:53:21.840 --> 00:53:22.360 they play it. 1108 00:53:22.559 --> 00:53:24.519 I guess. So, I actually do think like there's something 1109 00:53:24.559 --> 00:53:24.719 in that. 1110 00:53:25.000 --> 00:53:28.719 I feel like if if you take full advantage of 1111 00:53:28.719 --> 00:53:31.679 that sandbox and just go to town, I feel like that's 1112 00:53:31.719 --> 00:53:36.800 that is a big indicator of humor compatibility. 1113 00:53:36.960 --> 00:53:39.840 M Yeah, I think that's that's not that's not bad. 1114 00:53:40.119 --> 00:53:41.400 That's not bad. Yeah, that's one of the shows. I 1115 00:53:41.440 --> 00:53:43.480 think if you put on Spider Man and a spider 1116 00:53:43.599 --> 00:53:45.599 put on a SpongeBob and you don't laugh, I think like, oh, 1117 00:53:45.639 --> 00:53:47.320 you're clearly like there's something off of you. 1118 00:53:47.440 --> 00:53:50.840 Well yeah, yeah, I feel like that's a lot more 1119 00:53:51.960 --> 00:53:54.960 relatable too. Like I think, like if you if people 1120 00:53:55.559 --> 00:53:57.559 to me, there's a lot of humor in there that 1121 00:53:57.599 --> 00:53:59.920 I feel like that would concern me if you did 1122 00:54:00.039 --> 00:54:00.360 and laugh. 1123 00:54:00.400 --> 00:54:02.639 I like you, there's so much there's so much there's 1124 00:54:02.639 --> 00:54:04.599 so much rich humor in that show that like if you, 1125 00:54:04.719 --> 00:54:08.239 if you genuinely like I like, if you, if you 1126 00:54:08.360 --> 00:54:10.039 try to go into a non biases and like try 1127 00:54:10.039 --> 00:54:11.719 to watch fun robb and you're dyking like this isn't 1128 00:54:11.719 --> 00:54:16.519 funny at like the fucking uh well a Cosby sort 1129 00:54:16.519 --> 00:54:19.559 of way. Yeah, like you're freaking uh thought like that 1130 00:54:19.599 --> 00:54:22.719 ship like that that is just actually just funny. I 1131 00:54:22.840 --> 00:54:28.480 really I feel like, oh, you're you're off. You have 1132 00:54:28.559 --> 00:54:30.639 to forget my address. You can't. You got to make 1133 00:54:30.679 --> 00:54:32.639 sure you don't know what address there are. 1134 00:54:32.719 --> 00:54:34.440 I think there are some things that would be you 1135 00:54:34.440 --> 00:54:35.880 know what I think is a good test because this 1136 00:54:36.039 --> 00:54:40.000 is a it's technically niche but not The Powerpuff girls, 1137 00:54:40.440 --> 00:54:43.440 specifically if you're a if you're a boy, if you're 1138 00:54:43.480 --> 00:54:45.079 if you're a male. One of the things about The 1139 00:54:45.119 --> 00:54:49.320 Powerpuff Girls, I think, to me, what show would show 1140 00:54:49.400 --> 00:54:51.360 characters First of all, you're not afraid, because this show 1141 00:54:51.480 --> 00:54:54.280 seemed like it was just geared towards girls. So someone 1142 00:54:54.280 --> 00:54:57.320 would be like, to watch that show that I wouldn't watch. 1143 00:54:57.360 --> 00:55:00.000 That's gay. But uh, if you watch that. 1144 00:55:00.079 --> 00:55:03.159 And he can appreciate just how brilliant it is, I 1145 00:55:03.199 --> 00:55:06.079 really think like, you're you're an okay person. You really 1146 00:55:06.360 --> 00:55:10.119 you're grounded, you're reasonable, You're not fucking some weird, misogynist, 1147 00:55:10.199 --> 00:55:12.880 fucking freak. Like it's if you can enjoy the Power 1148 00:55:12.920 --> 00:55:14.639 Up Girls, I feel like you're gonna be all right. 1149 00:55:14.840 --> 00:55:17.639 That show was four girls, but it wasn't. It was 1150 00:55:17.639 --> 00:55:19.159 like it was like it was like, definitely, this is 1151 00:55:19.159 --> 00:55:21.559 like shows. It was like, like, no, that shows for 1152 00:55:21.599 --> 00:55:23.880 anyone that watched it. I was watching a scene recently 1153 00:55:23.920 --> 00:55:26.400 again where they when they jumped moo Jojo in jail 1154 00:55:27.760 --> 00:55:33.079 and Buttercup puts her foot in his mouth. She like, 1155 00:55:33.280 --> 00:55:35.079 you're gonna go for that. He's like, no, I don't 1156 00:55:35.119 --> 00:55:37.639 want to. He's like, are you sure? He's like, no, please, 1157 00:55:37.960 --> 00:55:39.400 and he's like, if you go for it, I'll crush 1158 00:55:39.480 --> 00:55:41.440 and he was like, I'm not going for it. And 1159 00:55:41.480 --> 00:55:44.840 then there's a solid frame where she slammed her foot 1160 00:55:45.119 --> 00:55:48.159 in his mouth and his eyes protrude out of his mouth, 1161 00:55:48.920 --> 00:55:51.000 and I was like, this ship is because it was 1162 00:55:51.000 --> 00:55:55.400 a thing where they asked that that that were like 1163 00:55:55.440 --> 00:55:57.119 things that were like particularly like. 1164 00:55:57.159 --> 00:56:00.519 Whenever whenever they fight, it's brutal, Like it's brutal every 1165 00:56:00.559 --> 00:56:02.320 single time, Like it's not it is. 1166 00:56:02.400 --> 00:56:05.679 They always have his brain exposed on the floor, poor 1167 00:56:05.679 --> 00:56:08.360 guy always. But there's this thing, right, some guy was like, 1168 00:56:08.400 --> 00:56:13.639 would you rather fight Batman? Uh once a year for 1169 00:56:13.800 --> 00:56:18.559 ten years and it's Arkham Batman, of course, the worst 1170 00:56:18.679 --> 00:56:21.559 version of yeah. Or would you rather fight the Powerpuff 1171 00:56:21.599 --> 00:56:25.159 Girls once a day for a year and it's a day. 1172 00:56:25.519 --> 00:56:31.400 I was like, if you had no choice, yeah, or 1173 00:56:31.599 --> 00:56:33.360 just if if it was between the two, I think, 1174 00:56:33.400 --> 00:56:36.280 I'm yeah, I guess I would do Batman well because 1175 00:56:36.280 --> 00:56:37.920 at least it would give me a year to live 1176 00:56:38.119 --> 00:56:40.960 because you're not surviving on fucking assault from Batman. You're 1177 00:56:41.000 --> 00:56:43.039 not like the whole thing, the old idea that he 1178 00:56:43.079 --> 00:56:45.360 doesn't kill people. I think it's his power. He can 1179 00:56:45.400 --> 00:56:49.679 magically people leave people at one HP. Yeah, it's like kill, 1180 00:56:49.760 --> 00:56:52.679 but it's it's like it's like killing indirectly, you know 1181 00:56:52.719 --> 00:56:55.320 what I mean, because that's what's actually happening up to 1182 00:56:55.320 --> 00:56:57.920 the building. Then like an hour later dissolved and fault that. 1183 00:56:58.159 --> 00:57:03.440 You know, it's like that. Yeah, yeah, I've seriously thought 1184 00:57:03.440 --> 00:57:04.679 about that. So I was a kid, I was like, 1185 00:57:05.719 --> 00:57:06.480 how are they gonna get that? 1186 00:57:06.519 --> 00:57:08.079 Yeah, the police are like really on the clock with 1187 00:57:08.119 --> 00:57:08.519 that stuff. 1188 00:57:08.639 --> 00:57:11.079 Yeah, and the city is big, They're not gonna fucking 1189 00:57:11.119 --> 00:57:14.039 find all those motherfuckers around the city whooping a bunch 1190 00:57:14.039 --> 00:57:16.920 of thugs. I'm like, I'm like, they also don't care 1191 00:57:17.039 --> 00:57:19.639 enough this New York. This is New York City, and 1192 00:57:19.679 --> 00:57:21.880 really after New York they would kill Spider Man. They 1193 00:57:21.880 --> 00:57:23.719 would definitely be like, oh, we're gonna kill him. I 1194 00:57:23.880 --> 00:57:25.440 started point that you guys are giving us way too 1195 00:57:25.480 --> 00:57:27.199 much work. We just want to chill and beat black people. 1196 00:57:27.239 --> 00:57:29.400 Like it's stupid, Like this is really annoying that we 1197 00:57:29.440 --> 00:57:30.920 have to like want can't do. 1198 00:57:31.119 --> 00:57:34.000 If I agree, what if New York City, if Spider 1199 00:57:34.000 --> 00:57:35.480 Man was real, then they would have a problem with him. 1200 00:57:35.760 --> 00:57:39.320 The NYCPDU the police department would actually don't think the 1201 00:57:39.320 --> 00:57:42.559 people thin people people would have loved him, probably, that's 1202 00:57:42.599 --> 00:57:42.960 what I mean. 1203 00:57:43.000 --> 00:57:44.400 Like, that's what I mean, like the whole, Like the 1204 00:57:44.679 --> 00:57:47.360 newspaper wouldn't really get away with the whole, like oh, 1205 00:57:47.400 --> 00:57:48.599 Spider Man's would. 1206 00:57:48.800 --> 00:57:51.239 Now that's sick as hell. They would put inflammatory things 1207 00:57:51.239 --> 00:57:54.440 in there about him obviously. Damn. I'm actually confused about that, 1208 00:57:54.679 --> 00:57:58.599 conflicted because I want to believe that's what would happen, 1209 00:57:58.599 --> 00:57:59.960 that they'd be like, get the fuck out ers by 1210 00:58:00.119 --> 00:58:04.920 Man's great, But then I keep getting surprised at the 1211 00:58:05.000 --> 00:58:06.639 level of human supidity, you know what I mean? 1212 00:58:06.920 --> 00:58:09.599 Yeah, I guess for me, like I think about that place, 1213 00:58:09.639 --> 00:58:11.559 and I think about how many people are celebrated in 1214 00:58:11.599 --> 00:58:15.400 that place for barely anything. Like they was like, oh, 1215 00:58:15.679 --> 00:58:20.679 there's a guy. Did you see that thing where, Oh, 1216 00:58:21.039 --> 00:58:25.440 come to Union Square Park, I'm gonna eat five thousand 1217 00:58:25.480 --> 00:58:28.800 cheeseballs or whatever, And he had like an audience and 1218 00:58:28.800 --> 00:58:30.480 people were like cheering him on. They were like, yeah, 1219 00:58:30.480 --> 00:58:33.000 I eat it, And he got through all of them 1220 00:58:33.000 --> 00:58:34.960 with like a full audience just watching him for free 1221 00:58:35.000 --> 00:58:37.840 in the podcast, just like if you can be celebrated 1222 00:58:37.880 --> 00:58:40.719 there for that, like I do feel like a dude 1223 00:58:40.800 --> 00:58:44.559 doing fucking crazy flips all the time is probably gonna 1224 00:58:44.559 --> 00:58:45.599 be pretty they should you. 1225 00:58:45.639 --> 00:58:49.360 Know what would happen Spider Man is trans Spider Man's 1226 00:58:49.400 --> 00:58:51.360 trains and your kids like it's. 1227 00:58:51.199 --> 00:58:52.920 Just like like that would pop up. But I think 1228 00:58:52.960 --> 00:58:54.360 there's for me. I just don't. 1229 00:58:55.000 --> 00:58:56.239 That's Oklahoma's problems. 1230 00:58:57.199 --> 00:59:01.000 I don't think for me always. I never thought Spider 1231 00:59:01.079 --> 00:59:02.960 would be a very good person. I think if he 1232 00:59:02.960 --> 00:59:05.039 came from here, I felt he wouldn't be as like 1233 00:59:05.199 --> 00:59:08.400 sparkly clean. What are you yourself? I mean, I know 1234 00:59:08.480 --> 00:59:10.360 with the product I also left there before I was 1235 00:59:10.400 --> 00:59:13.119 done forming it to a person, it definitely tainted me. 1236 00:59:13.159 --> 00:59:17.559 I'm definitely tainted because I was there. But like I wouldn't. 1237 00:59:17.559 --> 00:59:19.159 I just can't believe my be like, oh yeah, I'm 1238 00:59:19.159 --> 00:59:20.679 not gonna do the right thing? Is the right thing? 1239 00:59:20.719 --> 00:59:22.159 He'd be like, I'll do the right thing, this right? 1240 00:59:22.440 --> 00:59:24.119 Any people like that in New York? I think there 1241 00:59:24.119 --> 00:59:25.519 are people that were in New York, but I feel 1242 00:59:25.519 --> 00:59:27.159 that ship he would come in contact with all the time, 1243 00:59:27.159 --> 00:59:29.920 but suck him up. But do you think there's not 1244 00:59:29.960 --> 00:59:33.840 the man's also a geek. He no, no geek in 1245 00:59:34.000 --> 00:59:37.239 New York is gonna be a sparkling good guy. I 1246 00:59:37.320 --> 00:59:40.079 just can't believe it. I don't know. I I think 1247 00:59:40.119 --> 00:59:42.199 I know, I can comment. He might be. He might 1248 00:59:42.280 --> 00:59:44.880 be like a paragon of like, you know, I'm better 1249 00:59:44.920 --> 00:59:46.480 than that. You know, I'll try to be better. Yeah, 1250 00:59:46.559 --> 00:59:49.280 because because of him, people like me wanted to be better, 1251 00:59:49.320 --> 00:59:51.960 I guess, but he didn't really if like it's Ramy 1252 00:59:52.000 --> 00:59:54.800 Dinners where it's just Spider Man, like this guy is 1253 00:59:54.840 --> 00:59:57.119 gonna be a kind of a dickhead, Well he is. 1254 00:59:58.119 --> 01:00:00.400 I wouldn't say that he was. That he was for 1255 01:00:00.519 --> 01:00:02.480 me into one, I don't know, a pretty decent guy. 1256 01:00:02.639 --> 01:00:04.800 No that I think the isn't all right, I guess, 1257 01:00:04.840 --> 01:00:06.880 I don't know. To me, the whole story of Peter 1258 01:00:06.960 --> 01:00:10.480 Parker is literally like he is just an average person 1259 01:00:10.599 --> 01:00:12.960 and he is selfish and he is kind of a dick, 1260 01:00:13.760 --> 01:00:16.360 but he knows the cost of what that impulse does. 1261 01:00:16.960 --> 01:00:19.599 He's constantly like trying to be better, trying to not 1262 01:00:19.639 --> 01:00:20.000 do that. 1263 01:00:20.360 --> 01:00:21.599 But like that's him. 1264 01:00:22.079 --> 01:00:23.880 Would he is the person who's gonna be like, ah, 1265 01:00:23.920 --> 01:00:26.920 fuck it, this guy ripped me off, So yeah, I'm 1266 01:00:26.920 --> 01:00:27.880 gonna let him get robbed. 1267 01:00:28.199 --> 01:00:31.239 That's him. I feel I feel like that was him. No, 1268 01:00:31.480 --> 01:00:33.960 I fact, that was him, all right. I feel like 1269 01:00:34.039 --> 01:00:37.079 he grained the real set of like understanding as he 1270 01:00:37.119 --> 01:00:40.440 got older. Definitely when he was younger, like young Peter 1271 01:00:40.559 --> 01:00:45.639 Parker and to like up until like maybe before Gwen 1272 01:00:45.840 --> 01:00:48.880 and Captain Stacy's death, that could be argued, but older 1273 01:00:48.960 --> 01:00:51.679 him the one that we know, right, it's not that guy. 1274 01:00:51.719 --> 01:00:52.440 He's a good dude. 1275 01:00:52.480 --> 01:00:55.360 He's he's not that guy on the surface anymore because 1276 01:00:55.360 --> 01:00:57.800 he understands how to not be that. But like, that's 1277 01:00:57.920 --> 01:01:00.280 that's an that's an inherent well, No, I think if 1278 01:01:00.280 --> 01:01:02.320 you're I feel like that's underneath on some level all 1279 01:01:02.360 --> 01:01:02.719 the time. 1280 01:01:03.119 --> 01:01:04.840 I don't think so, I don't down see why not. 1281 01:01:04.960 --> 01:01:07.119 I think I think once you learn from your experience 1282 01:01:07.320 --> 01:01:09.280 kind of if you truly learn from it, not if 1283 01:01:09.320 --> 01:01:10.960 you're like I guess I'll be better, but like, I 1284 01:01:11.000 --> 01:01:12.280 think you become a better person. 1285 01:01:12.639 --> 01:01:14.199 So the thing, I'm not saying that he's not a 1286 01:01:14.199 --> 01:01:17.119 better person, I'm just saying, like, that person's there still. 1287 01:01:17.360 --> 01:01:19.360 I think that person that's the thing right there that 1288 01:01:19.719 --> 01:01:22.960 I wonder. I don't think the people that have been rehabilitated, 1289 01:01:22.960 --> 01:01:25.440 I'm like, do they still have the is there is 1290 01:01:25.480 --> 01:01:27.239 there a point that something can trigger them to like 1291 01:01:27.280 --> 01:01:29.320 relash back into their old way, and it's possible, it's 1292 01:01:29.440 --> 01:01:32.320 very possible, but particularly things like that right where like, yeah, 1293 01:01:33.039 --> 01:01:35.000 you're like people that are like very angry people. You're 1294 01:01:35.039 --> 01:01:38.199 like very angry people. Some of them don't truly get 1295 01:01:38.360 --> 01:01:40.119 because the thing is that I feel like we don't 1296 01:01:40.119 --> 01:01:43.199 really experience rehabilitation, you know, like we don't really see that. 1297 01:01:43.800 --> 01:01:45.159 You don't have a frame of reference, you know, like 1298 01:01:46.360 --> 01:01:48.320 some people are like rehabilitated. Like I think like I 1299 01:01:48.360 --> 01:01:50.760 have uncles that were like in really in street life 1300 01:01:50.760 --> 01:01:52.039 and then they came back out and they were like 1301 01:01:52.440 --> 01:01:54.440 for semple to them, they were like very much so like, 1302 01:01:54.519 --> 01:01:55.960 oh I don't I don't want to do that. But 1303 01:01:56.039 --> 01:01:57.800 they probably weren't pushed to the point where like it's 1304 01:01:57.840 --> 01:01:58.679 really like me, do you think. 1305 01:01:58.719 --> 01:02:01.360 Because they're like blood fucked and stuff in prison, like 1306 01:02:01.480 --> 01:02:04.760 they're probably like they're like, I maybe that shit sucked. 1307 01:02:04.880 --> 01:02:08.519 I don't want to do that. Maybe that maybe very 1308 01:02:09.440 --> 01:02:11.519 man that sucked. I love. 1309 01:02:11.760 --> 01:02:13.440 I love that you have somebody walking out of prison 1310 01:02:13.559 --> 01:02:16.679 after like twenty years for the first time and they're 1311 01:02:16.719 --> 01:02:18.159 just like they take a breath, and fresh air and 1312 01:02:18.199 --> 01:02:21.280 they're like that sucked. 1313 01:02:21.079 --> 01:02:28.639 Dude, Oh never again, yow bob thing who. 1314 01:02:30.239 --> 01:02:31.840 But something like that, you know, because I think I think, 1315 01:02:32.039 --> 01:02:33.760 like I don't know, he Jay walks across the street 1316 01:02:33.760 --> 01:02:35.039 from prison and get arrested again. 1317 01:02:35.440 --> 01:02:39.840 That would break my heart. But uh, that's heartbreaking. Out 1318 01:02:39.840 --> 01:02:45.480 of here. You're going to Texas to die. You're gonna 1319 01:02:45.519 --> 01:02:48.639 die in Texas like a horse, like a horse and 1320 01:02:48.719 --> 01:02:52.280 a retarded person. Oh my god. But like I think, 1321 01:02:52.280 --> 01:02:53.559 I don't know. I think I think once upon a 1322 01:02:53.599 --> 01:02:55.199 time he was that. I agree, though, I think there's 1323 01:02:55.199 --> 01:02:56.719 there's ability like once upon a time he was a 1324 01:02:56.760 --> 01:02:57.800 bit of a dickhead. I don't know. 1325 01:02:57.880 --> 01:03:00.760 I think what makes Peter Burger's I like him specifically 1326 01:03:00.760 --> 01:03:02.679 because of that, I think because if he was just 1327 01:03:02.760 --> 01:03:05.719 like a if he was just like a superman, you know. 1328 01:03:06.400 --> 01:03:07.920 Well, I don't think he's Superman. I wouldn't say that, 1329 01:03:08.079 --> 01:03:08.599 but that's what I mean. 1330 01:03:09.159 --> 01:03:11.840 If I said, if he was like just this kind 1331 01:03:11.840 --> 01:03:13.119 of like a good like he just always says the 1332 01:03:13.159 --> 01:03:15.159 right thing, it doesn't really doubt at all, Like that'd 1333 01:03:15.199 --> 01:03:18.119 be like a really boring character for sure. 1334 01:03:18.400 --> 01:03:21.039 Sure, if it's done, If it's done like genuine because 1335 01:03:21.039 --> 01:03:22.440 I feel like, I don't know, I feel like Superman 1336 01:03:22.480 --> 01:03:24.239 gets a bad rap a lot because of like. 1337 01:03:24.960 --> 01:03:28.280 I'm I am talking about. Yeah, I'm talking about the 1338 01:03:28.280 --> 01:03:29.719 stereotype of Superman to be fair, but like I. 1339 01:03:29.719 --> 01:03:32.880 Think a lot of like I think people that are 1340 01:03:33.000 --> 01:03:36.880 good guys are needed to be aspired toward. Sure, I 1341 01:03:36.920 --> 01:03:39.239 think they're very important for the world. I think we 1342 01:03:39.360 --> 01:03:42.840 don't have good guys in the world anymore, and I 1343 01:03:42.920 --> 01:03:47.440 think that's probably a huge just like why they're not 1344 01:03:47.559 --> 01:03:50.840 seeking fame. So that's the problem. We don't have good 1345 01:03:50.880 --> 01:03:53.679 guys aspired to. You know, they exist, they gotta find them. 1346 01:03:53.800 --> 01:03:55.760 You got to find them, because yeah, they're just not 1347 01:03:56.159 --> 01:03:58.960 good people. Like you even think about state politicians right 1348 01:03:58.960 --> 01:04:00.760 when you think about like Bernie, and he's been around 1349 01:04:00.800 --> 01:04:03.840 for a long time, but he wasn't like I'm gonna 1350 01:04:03.880 --> 01:04:06.639 go on everything, not until he felt like, Okay, shits 1351 01:04:06.679 --> 01:04:09.599 so fucked, I have to do this. He's been talking 1352 01:04:09.639 --> 01:04:12.559 to colleges for years. Yeah, but that's college. That's true. 1353 01:04:12.920 --> 01:04:15.679 That's true. But yeah, he's not to school to colleges. 1354 01:04:15.800 --> 01:04:17.880 I've seen many footage of him because like the thing 1355 01:04:17.920 --> 01:04:19.639 you're supposed to do, right with the politician is go 1356 01:04:20.000 --> 01:04:22.280 see the resume, go see what they've stood for for decades, 1357 01:04:22.320 --> 01:04:23.480 and see like if they check out, and like, oh, 1358 01:04:23.519 --> 01:04:25.800 Bernie Sander has been consistent his entire career, cool looking 1359 01:04:26.000 --> 01:04:28.840 forty years, forty years of being on the right side 1360 01:04:28.880 --> 01:04:31.960 of things. It's crazy to me being consistent for that long. 1361 01:04:32.000 --> 01:04:34.599 Its impressive to me, Like I value that to me, 1362 01:04:34.719 --> 01:04:37.440 I feel like that it's sad that that's impressive because 1363 01:04:37.440 --> 01:04:38.280 it shouldn't. 1364 01:04:37.880 --> 01:04:41.400 Be, right, Yeah, exactly, Bernie Anders should be unremarkable. 1365 01:04:41.480 --> 01:04:44.559 Yeah, yes and no because like no, not no, yes, 1366 01:04:44.719 --> 01:04:47.039 yes and no yes no, right, it's like, for the 1367 01:04:47.119 --> 01:04:49.280 nature of it, what it should be impressive, Like this 1368 01:04:49.440 --> 01:04:52.079 is a person being good consistently should be an impressive 1369 01:04:52.159 --> 01:04:55.920 thing because it it's still then being good. But yes, 1370 01:04:56.039 --> 01:04:59.559 it shouldn't be a yeah, it shouldn't be uncommon enough. 1371 01:04:59.599 --> 01:05:01.079 You'd be like that's abnormally. I'm not. 1372 01:05:01.159 --> 01:05:03.159 I don't even think I'm saying good necessary. I just 1373 01:05:03.239 --> 01:05:05.400 mean like, oh, you believe what you believe, and that's 1374 01:05:05.480 --> 01:05:07.239 that's what it is. Yeah, you're not a fucking flip 1375 01:05:07.280 --> 01:05:08.199 flopping Charlottetan. 1376 01:05:08.280 --> 01:05:10.400 Yeah, well exactly what I would say, Like, yeah, but 1377 01:05:10.440 --> 01:05:12.000 in the kind of a Bernie Ry. Bernie has been 1378 01:05:12.079 --> 01:05:13.119 like Mardie. 1379 01:05:12.719 --> 01:05:14.559 Vance being like he's literally Hitler, and then like two 1380 01:05:14.599 --> 01:05:16.760 years later he's like, actually, like he's my favorite. 1381 01:05:17.320 --> 01:05:20.280 Suck the cup out of his cock job is so 1382 01:05:20.480 --> 01:05:24.079 bad he filled the office with insiders, and then fucking 1383 01:05:24.119 --> 01:05:26.480 two months later, daddy. 1384 01:05:26.280 --> 01:05:29.559 Dude, the fact that it was months crazy andless. 1385 01:05:29.679 --> 01:05:32.119 His entire body of work of shitting on Trump is 1386 01:05:32.159 --> 01:05:34.679 just still on the internet now. Even I wish he 1387 01:05:34.719 --> 01:05:37.480 would at least delete the stuff. 1388 01:05:37.599 --> 01:05:39.480 I mean, like if Emine was like, I love Joe Roll, 1389 01:05:41.159 --> 01:05:45.280 I love jow Roll, I love ICP, I love Rogan's like, 1390 01:05:45.320 --> 01:05:48.480 I love what do you mean, I love? I love 1391 01:05:48.599 --> 01:05:52.119 Joe Budden fucking I love fucking Uh. I mean, at 1392 01:05:52.239 --> 01:05:55.840 least delete your paper, tri like, just know they're not 1393 01:05:55.880 --> 01:05:59.000 looking that. That's that's the only thing that because we've 1394 01:05:59.039 --> 01:06:01.000 seen bogs and the flip flow by crazy, we've always 1395 01:06:01.039 --> 01:06:04.599 seen that. It's just you have the decency to delete it. 1396 01:06:04.800 --> 01:06:06.840 I don't know, man, I think I think for for someone, 1397 01:06:06.920 --> 01:06:09.320 for someone to be consistently that good for a long 1398 01:06:09.440 --> 01:06:13.559 time is impressive. Yeah, well so it shouldn't be. 1399 01:06:13.679 --> 01:06:16.119 It should but yeah, but so but so since we're 1400 01:06:16.159 --> 01:06:19.000 on this topic already. RFK, he's gonna be He's gonna 1401 01:06:19.039 --> 01:06:22.199 be Health and Human Services or something. Uh, We've got 1402 01:06:22.239 --> 01:06:25.920 the Trump appointments, and I love all of them because 1403 01:06:25.960 --> 01:06:28.039 it is so clear. Like, look, we've talked about this 1404 01:06:28.079 --> 01:06:29.519 on the show where and you can you can agree 1405 01:06:29.519 --> 01:06:31.039 with us, you can disagree with this or not. But 1406 01:06:31.159 --> 01:06:33.719 like I have said for a long time that you know, 1407 01:06:34.079 --> 01:06:36.159 the right wing's goal in government is to make the 1408 01:06:36.239 --> 01:06:39.239 government worse at doing their job. Like it's literally because 1409 01:06:39.280 --> 01:06:43.400 without that, their entire foundation of what their belief like 1410 01:06:43.480 --> 01:06:45.239 it all falls apart. Like their whole belief is that 1411 01:06:45.320 --> 01:06:48.719 like the government shouldn't do anything because they're incompetent. And 1412 01:06:48.840 --> 01:06:50.960 so the only way to make that true is to 1413 01:06:51.119 --> 01:06:52.639 make it so right. 1414 01:06:53.000 --> 01:06:54.599 And so here we do. Here we hear it. 1415 01:06:54.760 --> 01:06:57.760 Doctor Oz is like doing something. He put doctor Oz 1416 01:06:57.800 --> 01:07:00.320 in some weird position. He's got Matt Gates up there, which, 1417 01:07:00.360 --> 01:07:02.320 by the way, the Mat Gates stuff is awesome because 1418 01:07:02.320 --> 01:07:04.480 there's a there's a report going out I guess, like 1419 01:07:04.639 --> 01:07:07.960 an investigation or whatever. Yeah, and apparently so it might 1420 01:07:08.039 --> 01:07:10.039 come out. I saw this morning that like I camera 1421 01:07:10.119 --> 01:07:11.519 for it was Marjorie Taylor Green or like one of 1422 01:07:11.559 --> 01:07:13.000 the that was one of the conservative women. 1423 01:07:13.039 --> 01:07:15.360 I can't remember who cares, but they were. 1424 01:07:15.320 --> 01:07:19.960 Like she was threatening to release uh private info about 1425 01:07:20.000 --> 01:07:23.639 sexual favors done if the if the report gets out, 1426 01:07:24.039 --> 01:07:26.039 which is, by the way, the most damning thing you 1427 01:07:26.039 --> 01:07:28.320 could possibly say, because it's just like, damn, what's in 1428 01:07:28.440 --> 01:07:32.800 that fucking report? Immediately becomes suspicious. So Matt Gates is there, 1429 01:07:33.159 --> 01:07:35.800 Uh fucking doctor oz has a position. There's a couple 1430 01:07:35.800 --> 01:07:37.480 of other people who are just like, what the fuck? 1431 01:07:38.199 --> 01:07:39.320 How do you have this position? 1432 01:07:39.360 --> 01:07:42.360 Matt Gates and doctor oz is probably doctor oz One 1433 01:07:42.480 --> 01:07:45.159 was actually just funny to me. It is funny, specifically 1434 01:07:45.320 --> 01:07:48.800 just funny. He got his ass whooped to Pennsylvania, which 1435 01:07:48.840 --> 01:07:50.239 I thought it was great. You know when he was 1436 01:07:50.519 --> 01:07:52.159 trying to be what was it, Are you trying to 1437 01:07:52.199 --> 01:07:55.000 be a centator? I think in in Pennsylvania and he 1438 01:07:55.079 --> 01:07:58.719 got fucking trounched. Yeah, but he still got rewarded for 1439 01:07:58.920 --> 01:08:02.920 being a Trump loyalist. But it's so clearly just Trump oil. 1440 01:08:03.000 --> 01:08:05.760 It's basically Trump oil. Yeah, so Gates right, yeah him, 1441 01:08:05.880 --> 01:08:07.400 but it's an alleged sex trafficker. 1442 01:08:07.599 --> 01:08:09.679 But it's all such ridiculous people that it's just like 1443 01:08:09.760 --> 01:08:11.159 it's fun, you know what it reminds me of. I 1444 01:08:11.199 --> 01:08:13.159 feel like Trump is kind of doing like an Adam 1445 01:08:13.239 --> 01:08:16.840 Sandler type thing where he's like, I want to make 1446 01:08:16.880 --> 01:08:19.159 a movie, and uh, you know, here's all my friends 1447 01:08:19.439 --> 01:08:20.239 put in the same. 1448 01:08:22.239 --> 01:08:23.000 Let me pick these guys. 1449 01:08:23.039 --> 01:08:24.880 They haven't done anything relevant a long time. They're not 1450 01:08:24.960 --> 01:08:26.960 really that important. But like, I'll put him in my movie. 1451 01:08:27.800 --> 01:08:30.079 I'm it's that ship, like you son of a bitch, 1452 01:08:30.159 --> 01:08:32.479 I'm in it's that ship. Yeah, it's just grown ups. 1453 01:08:32.720 --> 01:08:35.039 It's just grown ups one and two, a bunch of 1454 01:08:35.239 --> 01:08:37.479 evil niggas. It would be great if. 1455 01:08:37.399 --> 01:08:40.560 They, like the idea wasn't too you know, fuck our 1456 01:08:40.600 --> 01:08:42.680 government in the ass, right, Like the idea where you 1457 01:08:42.760 --> 01:08:45.880 say like, oh, the government sucks because it's all inefficient, 1458 01:08:45.880 --> 01:08:48.880 where it's like, whoa ask the question why is it inefficient? 1459 01:08:49.319 --> 01:08:49.479 Oh? 1460 01:08:49.800 --> 01:08:53.439 Oh, because you guys are regulating too much shit. You 1461 01:08:53.600 --> 01:08:56.359 guys are making it way harder for us to kill 1462 01:08:56.479 --> 01:08:59.000 people and then maximize our profits. 1463 01:08:59.439 --> 01:09:02.159 This is really frustrating. So you suck government. And now 1464 01:09:03.079 --> 01:09:05.600 I'm so curious to see the level if it isn't 1465 01:09:05.600 --> 01:09:10.079 gonna be incrementally incremittedly are they gonna slowly peel things 1466 01:09:10.119 --> 01:09:12.720 back or is it just gonna be wholesale, Like, oh, 1467 01:09:12.800 --> 01:09:15.800 we we can do whatever. We're gonna poison an entire state, 1468 01:09:16.359 --> 01:09:19.039 you know, to like build like shit, Like I wonder 1469 01:09:19.399 --> 01:09:22.000 how That's what I'm curious about. I'm curious about it too. 1470 01:09:22.119 --> 01:09:24.399 I'm excited. I'm excited to keep talies. I'm gonna do 1471 01:09:24.479 --> 01:09:27.840 like a yearly roundup. They're like, uh, this year in 1472 01:09:28.199 --> 01:09:31.720 this fucking disaster replace we call America. This happened. 1473 01:09:32.239 --> 01:09:34.279 I think it's gonna be wild. Like when I saw 1474 01:09:34.359 --> 01:09:35.880 Doctor Oz, I was like, Oh, this is gonna be good. 1475 01:09:35.920 --> 01:09:37.720 This is gonna be good, This is gonna be great. 1476 01:09:37.800 --> 01:09:41.239 Yeah. There's one guy that I feel like Trump Uh 1477 01:09:41.319 --> 01:09:43.439 some guy that used to be he used to be 1478 01:09:43.520 --> 01:09:46.840 a reality show guy on MTV, but he actually went 1479 01:09:46.880 --> 01:09:48.840 to like law school or some shit. So really they 1480 01:09:48.920 --> 01:09:51.439 a Trump picked someone. Is that the guy from Fox 1481 01:09:51.560 --> 01:09:55.600 and Friends or whatever? No, not that guy, different guy. 1482 01:09:56.439 --> 01:09:57.359 I can't remember his name. 1483 01:09:58.560 --> 01:10:01.159 Yeah, Pete hagg Seth or something thing. Yeah, he's he's 1484 01:10:01.359 --> 01:10:02.560 it's just a bunch of people that he does. 1485 01:10:02.640 --> 01:10:04.520 It's people that he knows, and it's people. There's a 1486 01:10:04.600 --> 01:10:07.279 guy I don't know his name, but he's he's clearly 1487 01:10:07.319 --> 01:10:09.000 trying to get a job right now because he is 1488 01:10:10.000 --> 01:10:14.239 there's he's he's purposefully glazing on like he's, oh, we 1489 01:10:14.359 --> 01:10:17.560 gotta do whatever he says. And I saw at her 1490 01:10:17.640 --> 01:10:20.840 head and jump to he's that's his whole campaign right now. 1491 01:10:21.279 --> 01:10:22.880 Like it was that the bald guy who was like, 1492 01:10:22.960 --> 01:10:25.159 if Trump says this, it's this, yes, And it's just like, 1493 01:10:25.399 --> 01:10:27.319 I'm like, that's awesome. You don't believe that at all, 1494 01:10:27.359 --> 01:10:28.880 but I understand you're trying to get a job. Yeah, 1495 01:10:29.279 --> 01:10:33.560 I respect you gotta get your money. Yeah, but it's funny, man, 1496 01:10:33.760 --> 01:10:36.760 I don't know, it's very clownish. I'm I was hoping 1497 01:10:36.840 --> 01:10:39.640 that Trump's first executive order. I don't remember. I said 1498 01:10:39.680 --> 01:10:40.920 this already. He was like that he just puts an 1499 01:10:41.079 --> 01:10:44.319 entire clown tent over the United States, Like he spends 1500 01:10:44.560 --> 01:10:47.079 all of our money and just turns us into we 1501 01:10:47.119 --> 01:10:50.680 got security for this, yeah yeah, yeah, the giant nylon 1502 01:10:51.239 --> 01:10:54.520 to go all the way over some like it's just 1503 01:10:54.640 --> 01:10:57.479 you hear fucking clowns and you just hear the honks 1504 01:10:57.560 --> 01:11:01.119 and ship the clown music that wore a song or marching. 1505 01:11:01.880 --> 01:11:04.920 It's just on fucking huge sirens are supposed to be 1506 01:11:05.000 --> 01:11:07.920 like doomsday sirens, but it's just playing that twenty four 1507 01:11:07.920 --> 01:11:09.840 hours today. I'm I'm excited. 1508 01:11:10.039 --> 01:11:12.239 I'm excited to get this to hear what's in this 1509 01:11:12.399 --> 01:11:14.840 Matt Gates thing, because it's so weird for you to 1510 01:11:14.880 --> 01:11:18.199 threaten that kind of thing, and it's pretty great. I 1511 01:11:18.239 --> 01:11:19.520 know it doesn't matter to them, but I just want 1512 01:11:19.560 --> 01:11:19.720 to know. 1513 01:11:19.840 --> 01:11:22.359 People threatening to release them and not releasing stuff too. 1514 01:11:22.479 --> 01:11:26.239 It's like, fun up, dude, So you're you're telling me 1515 01:11:26.359 --> 01:11:28.439 that you know about some corruption and all this ship 1516 01:11:28.479 --> 01:11:30.800 and then you just I'm not gonna release it unless 1517 01:11:30.880 --> 01:11:33.479 this ship happens. I'm like, how do you have a job, 1518 01:11:34.079 --> 01:11:38.000 thorough pussy energy, you have a job? Motherfuckers that like, 1519 01:11:38.039 --> 01:11:39.840 they did the fucking leak for game freaking and they 1520 01:11:39.880 --> 01:11:42.840 got the game. We're not gonna reveal with the game, 1521 01:11:42.840 --> 01:11:44.520 but we're all gonna leak information of people that work 1522 01:11:44.560 --> 01:11:49.359 at game breaking. All right, you should be shot. What 1523 01:11:49.439 --> 01:11:51.239 do you think? What do you think, RK? What do 1524 01:11:51.279 --> 01:11:53.000 you think his first move is gonna be? R K Junior? 1525 01:11:53.039 --> 01:11:56.840 What do you think is gonna do he's going to 1526 01:11:58.920 --> 01:11:59.279 I don't know. 1527 01:11:59.359 --> 01:12:02.039 I feel like he's gonna he's gonna try and do 1528 01:12:02.159 --> 01:12:04.079 something with the water. I feel like he's gonna be 1529 01:12:04.119 --> 01:12:05.239 like I want Flora out of the water. 1530 01:12:05.680 --> 01:12:08.680 Somebody asked a question. Actually, let me look while you 1531 01:12:08.720 --> 01:12:12.119 guys didn't put in first, and then here it is. 1532 01:12:12.239 --> 01:12:17.279 Everybody have a worm inserted into their brain? A little? 1533 01:12:17.319 --> 01:12:20.279 Why a little? It's like because he's clearly being controlled 1534 01:12:20.319 --> 01:12:21.800 by the by the brain works. 1535 01:12:22.279 --> 01:12:26.520 So Majen so majin pitbull flying straight towards a daycare rodent. 1536 01:12:29.520 --> 01:12:36.000 Like a oh yeah, he's he's Oh, it's not magic. 1537 01:12:36.520 --> 01:12:40.960 I thought it like I thought about. 1538 01:12:45.880 --> 01:12:49.159 It's because it's because the majin pitbull is like proper. 1539 01:12:49.399 --> 01:12:53.600 It's it's like capital yeah, so fun me up. Okay, 1540 01:12:53.680 --> 01:12:55.640 So he writes, and he says, quick angry for christ 1541 01:12:55.640 --> 01:12:56.880 and Sween, what are you gonna do with r f 1542 01:12:56.960 --> 01:13:00.560 K Fox? With New York's water and pizza never tastes 1543 01:13:00.600 --> 01:13:04.920 the same Againfortunately a lot of great pizza places here 1544 01:13:05.000 --> 01:13:08.399 get they're water imported though, so like, so here's the thing. 1545 01:13:08.479 --> 01:13:12.199 I don't actually think the fluoride necessarily affects the water 1546 01:13:12.479 --> 01:13:15.279 as far as pizza goes, as much as the specific 1547 01:13:15.439 --> 01:13:19.439 amount of chlorine in it probably. I think that's the science, 1548 01:13:19.720 --> 01:13:21.439 so I don't think it would fuck things up to it. 1549 01:13:21.520 --> 01:13:25.239 But I will say that was the first thing I thought, really, 1550 01:13:25.520 --> 01:13:28.279 it was literally the first thing I thought when RFK 1551 01:13:28.439 --> 01:13:29.920 was talking about getting the floor out of the water. 1552 01:13:30.000 --> 01:13:31.520 I was like, is that going to fuck with the 1553 01:13:31.520 --> 01:13:33.039 pizza in New York? It was the first and I 1554 01:13:33.079 --> 01:13:35.119 looked it up and it turns out it's probably not. 1555 01:13:35.359 --> 01:13:37.960 It's all about the chlorine content, but it is the 1556 01:13:38.079 --> 01:13:42.399 particularly lower, particularly high I don't remember, but like different 1557 01:13:42.760 --> 01:13:47.159 levels contribute to like how water affects dough and stuff 1558 01:13:47.159 --> 01:13:49.319 in other places. It's why it's why biscuits in the 1559 01:13:49.399 --> 01:13:53.079 South have a certain type of flakiness that they don't 1560 01:13:53.159 --> 01:13:56.159 have other places, because their water just has a certain 1561 01:13:56.199 --> 01:13:58.560 chlorine count that allows the water to do that to 1562 01:13:58.760 --> 01:14:01.039 the bread or whatever. So it's like kind of that's 1563 01:14:01.039 --> 01:14:02.800 where it is. So the fluoride doesn't seem to affect it. 1564 01:14:03.039 --> 01:14:07.960 But I will say, look, you floor out of the water, 1565 01:14:09.680 --> 01:14:12.840 You can take flora out of the water, but we 1566 01:14:13.039 --> 01:14:17.479 can't eat the same way we've been eating, right, you know, 1567 01:14:17.600 --> 01:14:20.399 we can't have no fluoride in the water. And also 1568 01:14:20.520 --> 01:14:22.800 as much soda as we consume like you got. If 1569 01:14:22.840 --> 01:14:25.159 you're gonna ban florid in the water, that's fine, but 1570 01:14:25.239 --> 01:14:27.359 you got to get rid of all sugar. 1571 01:14:28.199 --> 01:14:32.319 He's not. You're clearly not going to do anything that it. 1572 01:14:33.800 --> 01:14:36.039 Don't fuck with my don't fuck with my soda, don't 1573 01:14:36.079 --> 01:14:39.039 fuck with my McDonald's. Like McDonald's is probably gonna make 1574 01:14:39.319 --> 01:14:42.600 record profits, and it's gonna be clear that the whole 1575 01:14:42.680 --> 01:14:43.840 bake America healthy again. 1576 01:14:44.119 --> 01:14:46.119 It has nothing to do. It's just could I could 1577 01:14:46.159 --> 01:14:47.760 I have been wrong? 1578 01:14:49.239 --> 01:14:51.000 He say, like in a mirror, like with like this 1579 01:14:51.479 --> 01:14:55.119 immense self doubt right at that part of his brain 1580 01:14:55.199 --> 01:14:58.039 got eaten. It's gone. The worm has stressed the fuck out. 1581 01:14:59.199 --> 01:15:02.159 The worm absorbed concious and it's like, no, what if. 1582 01:15:02.119 --> 01:15:05.319 That's the real RFK? What if the worm is RFK 1583 01:15:05.880 --> 01:15:08.039 and RFK is now the worm? They did like a 1584 01:15:08.159 --> 01:15:09.479 consciousness transfer. 1585 01:15:09.880 --> 01:15:18.520 Oh that wha. I feel like it's plausive. That's what's happening. 1586 01:15:18.920 --> 01:15:21.159 I mean I always I thought, I honestly thought the 1587 01:15:21.760 --> 01:15:25.560 the parasite was like RFK Junior started off being normal 1588 01:15:26.199 --> 01:15:28.520 and then it started eating parts of his brain and 1589 01:15:28.600 --> 01:15:30.960 his voice box and stuff. It started like so that 1590 01:15:31.119 --> 01:15:33.680 you see, like as time's gone on, He's just getting 1591 01:15:33.720 --> 01:15:36.560 worse and worse. It's you know, he's just yeah, And 1592 01:15:36.680 --> 01:15:39.479 I think now the worm is like I am strong 1593 01:15:39.600 --> 01:15:41.960 enough to assemble the rest. 1594 01:15:42.039 --> 01:15:43.560 It's like the reapers, you know how, Like say, uh, 1595 01:15:43.720 --> 01:15:46.279 I think it was sovereign. Yeah, I think sovereign was 1596 01:15:46.319 --> 01:15:47.960 the first one that came through, right, and then he 1597 01:15:48.159 --> 01:15:50.279 wanted to trigger. He wanted to bring the rest of 1598 01:15:50.319 --> 01:15:52.760 the reapers through the relay Citdel relay. That was the 1599 01:15:52.800 --> 01:15:55.439 whole plan. And I feel like this worm is like 1600 01:15:55.600 --> 01:15:58.279 one sovereign. Yeah, so I think I think this worm 1601 01:15:58.319 --> 01:15:59.680 is sovereign. He's trying to bring the rest of the 1602 01:15:59.720 --> 01:16:02.279 worm and like, so what's gonna happen is he's gonna 1603 01:16:02.279 --> 01:16:04.000 get rid of the floor ride and replace it with 1604 01:16:04.199 --> 01:16:04.840 warm eggs. 1605 01:16:05.479 --> 01:16:08.039 Of course, ye can put worm eggs in the water. 1606 01:16:08.319 --> 01:16:11.199 It helps you digest, Yeah, it helps you gotta drink, 1607 01:16:11.239 --> 01:16:15.159 you gotta drink bottled water. Jan Is gonna assure everybody, Yeah, 1608 01:16:15.199 --> 01:16:19.239 this is genius. Like anything that he says is brilliant. 1609 01:16:19.239 --> 01:16:22.640 And you just see like behind Joe's eyes transparent, these 1610 01:16:22.720 --> 01:16:27.319 fucking worms are wiggling. It's gonna be Joe putting his 1611 01:16:27.399 --> 01:16:33.880 hand on a fucking hot so like, oh wow, the 1612 01:16:33.920 --> 01:16:36.800 clip Jamie clip. You have a lot of worms coming 1613 01:16:36.880 --> 01:16:39.640 on your your ears. You shout, Jamie, you don't know 1614 01:16:39.640 --> 01:16:42.119 what you're talking about. And these worms are getting upset 1615 01:16:42.199 --> 01:16:45.119 that these like Jamie's onto him. And then like Joe 1616 01:16:45.319 --> 01:16:47.960 keeps like coming up to Jamie and trying to put 1617 01:16:48.000 --> 01:16:50.880 a worm in his ear. Just just a lack of 1618 01:16:51.000 --> 01:16:51.960 finesse involved in that. 1619 01:16:52.319 --> 01:16:55.039 It's not even like a sly like you know what 1620 01:16:55.079 --> 01:16:57.319 I mean, It's like literally holding up a warm to him, 1621 01:16:57.399 --> 01:17:01.920 like he looks. 1622 01:17:00.079 --> 01:17:02.520 His guest thought and he just the tired point of 1623 01:17:02.680 --> 01:17:04.920 having his guest thought is just to infect. 1624 01:17:04.520 --> 01:17:08.279 Them with the worms. And like so, so tell me 1625 01:17:08.920 --> 01:17:12.319 a body snatchers type ship. Welcome, Welcome back, U kal Kolinski. 1626 01:17:12.520 --> 01:17:14.920 We've we've had some problems recently. I know you you 1627 01:17:15.000 --> 01:17:20.479 weren't too happy about me trying to you know, because like, yeah, Joe, 1628 01:17:20.560 --> 01:17:25.439 I'm I'm appreciate you coming back onto the what the program, 1629 01:17:27.159 --> 01:17:30.359 not even up dressing what's happening, just like just letting 1630 01:17:30.439 --> 01:17:34.439 it happen, playing out the entire time, and all right, 1631 01:17:34.520 --> 01:17:36.720 well this has been a lot more difficult than I thought, 1632 01:17:36.800 --> 01:17:39.079 So well, thank you for this conversation. I'm going to 1633 01:17:39.119 --> 01:17:42.760 go try somebody else. Now. They're just transparent. I love that, 1634 01:17:44.880 --> 01:17:48.199 And yeah, eventually the world will be affected and the 1635 01:17:48.279 --> 01:17:51.239 human race will be over. Not me, bro, you don't 1636 01:17:51.239 --> 01:17:54.119 think you'll get got No, it's not work. So I'm 1637 01:17:54.119 --> 01:17:55.720 sure there's something wrong with me. I can't do it. 1638 01:17:56.159 --> 01:17:58.119 It's not even like I'm amused. It's just something probably 1639 01:17:58.199 --> 01:17:59.560 really wrong with me. They're like, you can't do this. 1640 01:17:59.600 --> 01:18:00.920 There's a right a worm in there, but it's like 1641 01:18:00.960 --> 01:18:05.159 a just lazy, it's really benign. It's like things like 1642 01:18:06.399 --> 01:18:10.159 it's a cool brain. This guy is fine, Yeah, I'm cool, 1643 01:18:10.199 --> 01:18:12.439 and like, there's my brain, get out of here. 1644 01:18:12.600 --> 01:18:16.159 It was a parasitic brain, but a worm, but it 1645 01:18:16.319 --> 01:18:18.279 kind of broke from the like the hive mind kind 1646 01:18:18.319 --> 01:18:18.520 of thing. 1647 01:18:18.720 --> 01:18:21.399 He got a change of heart. It's absorbing. My mentality 1648 01:18:21.520 --> 01:18:27.159 was like, ah, I'm fine, will watch them lively. Where's lively? Man? 1649 01:18:27.159 --> 01:18:34.319 I missless? When he watches lively of other worms? Its wild. 1650 01:18:35.880 --> 01:18:39.359 The idea of being so fucked that you invasion gets 1651 01:18:39.520 --> 01:18:42.279 fucked because of you. It's crazy. You're just such a 1652 01:18:42.479 --> 01:18:47.199 fucking retard that like a mind fer is trying to 1653 01:18:47.239 --> 01:18:51.720 wipe your brain. It's like, Yo, this guy's wild. I 1654 01:18:51.760 --> 01:18:53.359 don't want to do this, Like, so do you do? 1655 01:18:53.600 --> 01:18:57.439 I understand what I'm looking at. So yeah, So we 1656 01:18:57.520 --> 01:19:00.960 do have to talk about this because this is the 1657 01:19:01.079 --> 01:19:02.319 timing of this is very funny. 1658 01:19:02.720 --> 01:19:03.319 What's going on? 1659 01:19:03.640 --> 01:19:03.800 Man? 1660 01:19:04.520 --> 01:19:07.439 So jay Leno's come up, oh yeah a couple of 1661 01:19:07.479 --> 01:19:11.560 times on recent episodes. We joke about him exploding a 1662 01:19:11.640 --> 01:19:14.359 couple of times and so out of nowhere, like and 1663 01:19:14.479 --> 01:19:16.199 by the way, this is old, like this happened like 1664 01:19:16.319 --> 01:19:19.199 the jay Leno in the car exploding in his garage 1665 01:19:19.359 --> 01:19:21.880 whatever like that happened, like garage. 1666 01:19:22.079 --> 01:19:24.359 I think so yeah, I think actually so yeah. 1667 01:19:24.399 --> 01:19:26.520 Because I was watching a video of they did an 1668 01:19:26.520 --> 01:19:28.119 interview with him after this recent thing where he was 1669 01:19:28.159 --> 01:19:29.800 talking like and they brought up that it happened in 1670 01:19:29.840 --> 01:19:30.199 his garage. 1671 01:19:30.199 --> 01:19:31.920 I was like, uh, I guess so I specifically remember 1672 01:19:31.960 --> 01:19:35.760 he actually gave he gave an interview he thought like, 1673 01:19:35.840 --> 01:19:38.279 in retrospect, it was really stupid to start the ignition 1674 01:19:38.399 --> 01:19:41.000 because I forgot that I replaced the engine with a 1675 01:19:41.039 --> 01:19:41.520 car bomb. 1676 01:19:41.880 --> 01:19:45.520 Yeah. Continue. 1677 01:19:48.439 --> 01:19:50.880 So, so jay Leno's come up in that context a 1678 01:19:50.920 --> 01:19:52.760 lot lately. It's an old joke at this point, like, 1679 01:19:52.880 --> 01:19:55.359 I think I think this happened literally in like twenty nineteen. 1680 01:19:55.560 --> 01:19:58.239 You linger, you've been like putting so many bombs in 1681 01:19:58.319 --> 01:20:00.640 your car, and you've been doing it for something. It 1682 01:20:00.680 --> 01:20:03.520 isn't is it a quick process? And you're like, I 1683 01:20:03.600 --> 01:20:06.359 think this is one of the ones that it's opening 1684 01:20:06.439 --> 01:20:11.680 the hood and checking. I think this is one of 1685 01:20:11.760 --> 01:20:14.319 them taking for the bomb in this one and turns 1686 01:20:14.319 --> 01:20:16.720 the car on and it's like, oh. 1687 01:20:16.720 --> 01:20:20.600 No, taking a risk like that is so crazy, not 1688 01:20:20.680 --> 01:20:22.560 even bothering to get up and check to see, like, 1689 01:20:22.720 --> 01:20:24.000 is this one of the ones with a bomb in it? 1690 01:20:25.000 --> 01:20:31.039 It's probably remembering, not remembering the odds, not having that 1691 01:20:31.199 --> 01:20:36.680 constant on your mind, not checking and then even doing that. 1692 01:20:36.840 --> 01:20:39.000 There's certain things that so many layers of like what 1693 01:20:39.159 --> 01:20:42.920 the that's going on? Only half of them happy this one. 1694 01:20:43.079 --> 01:20:47.039 Yeah there, Look there are things I don't check before 1695 01:20:47.079 --> 01:20:50.720 I do, right, you know, Like I walk out and 1696 01:20:50.960 --> 01:20:53.119 I walk out into my living room assuming the floor 1697 01:20:53.239 --> 01:20:55.119 is going to be there. Yeah, you know, because why 1698 01:20:55.159 --> 01:20:56.239 wouldn't the floor be there? 1699 01:20:56.319 --> 01:21:01.279 You're not doing things that are inherently dangerous exactly. But 1700 01:21:01.520 --> 01:21:03.439 I love the idea of him being like, it's just 1701 01:21:03.520 --> 01:21:03.920 the same. 1702 01:21:04.239 --> 01:21:05.840 Yeah, Like it's the idea of him like walking into 1703 01:21:05.880 --> 01:21:08.119 his bathroom and trusting that there won't be like a 1704 01:21:08.279 --> 01:21:10.439 leak from the upstairs bathroom, like it could be, but 1705 01:21:10.600 --> 01:21:11.399 like it's probably not. 1706 01:21:11.439 --> 01:21:14.359 I'm probably fine. But he's been putting these car bombs 1707 01:21:14.439 --> 01:21:17.000 in so many cars. He's the kind of guy that 1708 01:21:17.119 --> 01:21:19.279 sits straight on the toilet and what the fucking thing 1709 01:21:19.359 --> 01:21:20.560 is on and ships on top of it. 1710 01:21:21.359 --> 01:21:24.960 He doesn't check, he doesn't check it up on the toilet, 1711 01:21:29.000 --> 01:21:31.720 and that she just jets out sideways. 1712 01:21:32.680 --> 01:21:38.479 He's like, you forgot the whole fuck lift. Here we 1713 01:21:38.560 --> 01:21:45.159 go again. He's talking, he's being filmed right now, great, 1714 01:21:45.640 --> 01:21:49.479 waiting for the audience to laugh and ship. It happens 1715 01:21:49.520 --> 01:21:56.680 and immediately he's like, have you seen my bathroom? Yeah? 1716 01:21:57.359 --> 01:21:59.399 Everything is immediately in the past. That's why he's not 1717 01:21:59.479 --> 01:22:02.600 worried about it. Everything is nothing is currently happening to 1718 01:22:02.720 --> 01:22:05.560 him because every moment has already happened. 1719 01:22:06.920 --> 01:22:08.560 I think we just figured mute. Yeah. 1720 01:22:08.960 --> 01:22:12.439 Anyway, so he he recently is in the news again 1721 01:22:12.920 --> 01:22:18.760 because he is yet again incomprehensibly damaged. Yeah, like he 1722 01:22:18.880 --> 01:22:21.840 looked like big like he apparently I was I was 1723 01:22:22.000 --> 01:22:25.880 listening to the new support and he he was staying 1724 01:22:25.920 --> 01:22:28.600 at a like a hampton and like out like outside 1725 01:22:28.600 --> 01:22:31.279 of Pittsburgh, and he was like he wanted to go somewhere, 1726 01:22:31.920 --> 01:22:36.000 and the road like the side the sidewalk to get 1727 01:22:36.079 --> 01:22:38.640 to where he was to get to get to where 1728 01:22:38.680 --> 01:22:40.079 he was going from the hampton was like it was 1729 01:22:40.079 --> 01:22:41.479 like a mile or something. It was like a mile 1730 01:22:41.560 --> 01:22:44.880 walk around, but you could just take a short cut 1731 01:22:44.920 --> 01:22:47.479 and go down a hill and cut the time and 1732 01:22:47.520 --> 01:22:50.920 half and just get there immediately. And so he did 1733 01:22:51.000 --> 01:22:54.520 that not realizing that like it was a very fucking 1734 01:22:54.600 --> 01:22:56.840 steep hill. This dude's like what seventy. 1735 01:22:56.680 --> 01:22:58.159 Yeah, he's old as fun, He's old as fuck. 1736 01:22:58.159 --> 01:23:00.399 What are you doing traversing like you're in debts stranding? 1737 01:23:01.279 --> 01:23:04.199 You can't these days are behind Like there are certain 1738 01:23:04.359 --> 01:23:07.319 hills like even like as I'm thirty, where I'm like, 1739 01:23:07.479 --> 01:23:09.399 I'm not gonna bother with that one absolutely, you know 1740 01:23:09.439 --> 01:23:10.399 what I mean, dude. 1741 01:23:10.439 --> 01:23:13.159 Jojo fucked her back. We went to the dunes by 1742 01:23:13.199 --> 01:23:16.000 the Air Force Base in Vegas m HM. So I 1743 01:23:16.319 --> 01:23:18.920 shot a couple of music videos there and she fucked 1744 01:23:18.920 --> 01:23:22.000 her back up for almost two weeks, going down a 1745 01:23:22.159 --> 01:23:26.000 steep hill trying to like brace herself. She didn't fall, 1746 01:23:26.359 --> 01:23:28.479 she was just trying to brace herself from not fucking 1747 01:23:28.560 --> 01:23:30.479 sliding down too much because there was a lot of 1748 01:23:30.520 --> 01:23:32.920 loose rocks and stuff in the dune before you got 1749 01:23:32.960 --> 01:23:35.479 deep into it, and just trying to like really ground herself. 1750 01:23:35.520 --> 01:23:37.199 She's like, oh, you know, had one of those moments 1751 01:23:37.199 --> 01:23:40.560 where her back was fucked. She was fucking twenty seven 1752 01:23:40.680 --> 01:23:41.640 or twenty six or something. 1753 01:23:42.000 --> 01:23:45.039 You gotta slide down, dude, just let it go. Just 1754 01:23:45.760 --> 01:23:48.960 you gotta fly down, like the fucking what you call uh? 1755 01:23:49.199 --> 01:23:50.720 When I was where was that where there was like 1756 01:23:50.760 --> 01:23:52.479 proper dunes? Was it that ever been somewhere in London? 1757 01:23:52.520 --> 01:23:54.479 I guess where it was like somewhere was like it 1758 01:23:54.560 --> 01:23:58.760 was like actually not kind of sand. There are dunes 1759 01:23:58.800 --> 01:24:00.960 in London, Yeah, sands. I don't it was. I might 1760 01:24:01.000 --> 01:24:02.560 even be like near a deserting like that, but it 1761 01:24:02.640 --> 01:24:04.399 was like a proper dune. I just slid down it 1762 01:24:04.520 --> 01:24:07.079 like it wasn't anything crazy for me to like fucking 1763 01:24:07.279 --> 01:24:09.640 like the famous the famous London day. It wasn't like 1764 01:24:09.680 --> 01:24:11.760 a rack. It wasn't like a racus where you could 1765 01:24:11.800 --> 01:24:13.960 slide down a dune for a weekend you won't you 1766 01:24:14.000 --> 01:24:17.159 won't go fucking go through the fucking desert, right, Like? 1767 01:24:17.239 --> 01:24:19.560 What do you in the London? That sentence has never 1768 01:24:19.640 --> 01:24:24.159 been said in that way in the dunes. Yeah, you 1769 01:24:24.279 --> 01:24:27.039 got on the fucking desert right right, mate? It's like no, 1770 01:24:27.880 --> 01:24:31.119 he pulls you know, you lippy ship, get out of 1771 01:24:31.159 --> 01:24:33.079 here right now? 1772 01:24:33.760 --> 01:24:36.199 Are you supposed to google the sand now or light? 1773 01:24:37.479 --> 01:24:39.720 I don't really confused. I don't really know what I 1774 01:24:39.800 --> 01:24:40.319 should be doing. 1775 01:24:40.479 --> 01:24:42.520 Nah, that where otes got their name from. There's like 1776 01:24:42.560 --> 01:24:46.239 the you know, the famous the desert oases and London. 1777 01:24:46.439 --> 01:24:47.800 Yeah, what happens if you come in sand? 1778 01:24:47.880 --> 01:24:47.920 Like? 1779 01:24:48.079 --> 01:24:50.199 Was it like? Is it like the clearly a baby 1780 01:24:50.199 --> 01:24:54.000 doesn't come out? Right? That's what I know. 1781 01:24:54.159 --> 01:24:55.880 I know that doesn't happen. But you've got me thinking, 1782 01:24:55.880 --> 01:24:57.800 I actually don't know how CUME would react to sand. 1783 01:24:58.159 --> 01:24:59.760 I think it would be very similar to. 1784 01:25:01.319 --> 01:25:04.800 We're getting zero. All Zeros is calling me right now? 1785 01:25:05.239 --> 01:25:10.159 The answer that no, actually don't. All Zeros is calling 1786 01:25:10.239 --> 01:25:13.520 me right now? That is crazy? What the hell? 1787 01:25:13.600 --> 01:25:20.439 That's got me freaked out? That was literally the president. 1788 01:25:22.840 --> 01:25:26.640 Hello, Derek, I'm calling to put you in charge of GAZE. 1789 01:25:31.880 --> 01:25:36.279 That's too much power, dude, they're that way too much fun. 1790 01:25:37.159 --> 01:25:39.600 Put you in charge. Let's call me back at zero 1791 01:25:40.039 --> 01:25:44.920 zero zero zero zero zero zero zero zero zero zero, 1792 01:25:45.199 --> 01:25:48.359 don't forget the zero. Would you take up party to 1793 01:25:48.640 --> 01:25:49.600 take a place in this cabinet? 1794 01:25:49.680 --> 01:25:54.439 Well, if it was department of uh of gaze, I think, dude, yes, 1795 01:25:55.079 --> 01:25:57.399 I would know. But if if for for real, if 1796 01:25:57.439 --> 01:26:00.279 he fucking for some reason just tapped like one of us, 1797 01:26:00.800 --> 01:26:01.399 of course. 1798 01:26:01.159 --> 01:26:04.039 I would do it. Yeah. But even in like, even 1799 01:26:04.119 --> 01:26:08.079 in the this is what would happen. I would whatever 1800 01:26:08.119 --> 01:26:10.560 it was, I would do whatever I can to punish 1801 01:26:10.640 --> 01:26:14.319 the people that elected him and to mitigate the damage 1802 01:26:14.359 --> 01:26:17.640 of anything else. Right, Like, that's what realistically I would 1803 01:26:17.640 --> 01:26:21.159 actually try to do before I probably got fired. I 1804 01:26:21.199 --> 01:26:24.600 don't end up der blackman has a fucking teramite of 1805 01:26:24.840 --> 01:26:28.279 child porn on his phone right itself. I think, I 1806 01:26:28.399 --> 01:26:31.479 think as long as I keep like just sucking Trump off, 1807 01:26:31.560 --> 01:26:33.720 he won't care. Yeah, like you know, he won't notice 1808 01:26:33.760 --> 01:26:35.720 anything that's happening. As long as I love you so much, Trump, 1809 01:26:35.760 --> 01:26:38.399 You're the fucking greatest nice suit, Like, thank you, it's 1810 01:26:38.479 --> 01:26:41.159 so good. I know, I know I spent so much 1811 01:26:41.199 --> 01:26:43.359 on his suit. His suit's worth more than a country. 1812 01:26:43.520 --> 01:26:45.520 Most of them you can buy it. He can buy 1813 01:26:45.560 --> 01:26:49.520 the suit. I only wear one suit once. If never 1814 01:26:49.600 --> 01:26:52.359 wear the same suit twice, my body is failing. It's 1815 01:26:52.399 --> 01:26:55.199 failing fast. I washed my jacket and I forgot that 1816 01:26:55.319 --> 01:26:58.000 I had gum in the pocket. Can you believe that? 1817 01:26:58.840 --> 01:27:01.319 You believe? You know, like they're like mad that he 1818 01:27:01.399 --> 01:27:03.800 brewed like that was her favorite suit. 1819 01:27:05.920 --> 01:27:07.600 Yeah, no, I think I would take it. Yeah, why 1820 01:27:07.640 --> 01:27:09.159 not like to be a part of the last cabinet, 1821 01:27:09.840 --> 01:27:12.399 the last cabin on the last cabinet. 1822 01:27:12.640 --> 01:27:14.439 I would, I don't know, I would. I would absolutely 1823 01:27:14.520 --> 01:27:16.119 be like, oh yeah, I'll take your money. I would 1824 01:27:16.119 --> 01:27:18.720 just say function about them. I'd be like, yeah, these 1825 01:27:18.720 --> 01:27:21.039 guys are fucking idiots there. I would just I would 1826 01:27:21.039 --> 01:27:22.159 take it. I would try to do a good job, 1827 01:27:22.840 --> 01:27:24.680 but yes, are dumb. I'm here. I would still like 1828 01:27:24.760 --> 01:27:27.800 videos that it would be weird. Yeah, oh yeah, yeah 1829 01:27:27.880 --> 01:27:33.560 right you could. Why don't you know how much? Legally? 1830 01:27:33.600 --> 01:27:36.800 What are you talking about the idea that loss matter 1831 01:27:36.960 --> 01:27:37.399 is crazy? 1832 01:27:38.199 --> 01:27:40.920 Yeah, you can't legally do that. It's like, okay, nerd, 1833 01:27:41.359 --> 01:27:43.800 let's see the nerd. I'm trying to eat them. I'm 1834 01:27:43.800 --> 01:27:46.159 trying to talk. Yeah, I'm trying to get the department 1835 01:27:46.199 --> 01:27:54.640 that you'd run something like the Federal Assistant Gears generated 1836 01:27:56.800 --> 01:28:01.119 off overtly Transportation, And I don't fucking know they. 1837 01:28:01.079 --> 01:28:03.680 Would put me in charge of like they would they 1838 01:28:03.760 --> 01:28:08.920 would put me in charge of blind people. Yeah, near said, yeah, 1839 01:28:08.960 --> 01:28:10.000 the near Sighted Alliance. 1840 01:28:10.119 --> 01:28:12.880 Let's see. I don't know. My freakeest fear is meeting 1841 01:28:12.960 --> 01:28:16.039 foreign officials. I would be so nutice you can't understand them. 1842 01:28:16.079 --> 01:28:17.159 Who cares? Let's laugh at them. 1843 01:28:17.199 --> 01:28:20.920 I feel you sound funny, like you sound like you're 1844 01:28:21.359 --> 01:28:23.560 fucking weird. I killed what I saw you in the 1845 01:28:23.640 --> 01:28:27.560 game the game I shot him at a fake I died. 1846 01:28:27.840 --> 01:28:33.439 I killed him. Are you from call dude? Russian people? 1847 01:28:34.039 --> 01:28:35.800 I love the idea of like having like having a 1848 01:28:35.840 --> 01:28:37.760 meeting with the Russians and then like just popping in 1849 01:28:37.800 --> 01:28:43.960 the original Modern Warfare two off screen, like the hold on, sorry, 1850 01:28:44.600 --> 01:28:48.159 I gotta do this before every meeting. Yeah, it's just 1851 01:28:48.359 --> 01:28:51.199 part of my day. And they walk into lace and 1852 01:28:51.439 --> 01:28:54.199 those people in the mall. Yeah, I like how they fall. 1853 01:28:55.239 --> 01:29:00.279 You know which was it? Was it? Call of Duty five? No? 1854 01:29:00.399 --> 01:29:04.439 Not sorry? Sorry? Sorry? The other one? Who the other free? No? No, 1855 01:29:04.880 --> 01:29:09.199 the other the other competing game Battlefield. Ye, Caldy five 1856 01:29:09.279 --> 01:29:10.960 would have been World at War. I guess it would 1857 01:29:11.000 --> 01:29:15.800 have been. Yeah, technically I think so, No, that was 1858 01:29:15.880 --> 01:29:16.640 the go ahead. 1859 01:29:16.880 --> 01:29:19.760 Well, I could be misremembering because I don't care that 1860 01:29:19.880 --> 01:29:22.359 much about clodity, but I remember Moner Warfare was two 1861 01:29:22.359 --> 01:29:22.960 thousand and seven. 1862 01:29:23.439 --> 01:29:26.239 That war, yeah, World War was after, and then World 1863 01:29:26.239 --> 01:29:27.640 War was two thousand and eight, and then two thousand 1864 01:29:27.680 --> 01:29:30.880 and nine was mon Warfare two. Yes, and then it 1865 01:29:31.079 --> 01:29:33.600 was Black Cops, but then it was Black Ops pretty sure, 1866 01:29:33.600 --> 01:29:36.119 Black World at warfarest The World at War was two 1867 01:29:36.159 --> 01:29:39.840 thousand and eight. Man, Sorry, sorry, I didn't hear that 1868 01:29:40.680 --> 01:29:43.760 World that War becomes before the Black Ops series. That's 1869 01:29:43.800 --> 01:29:47.720 the first one with zombie was Black Cops. Yeah, that 1870 01:29:47.800 --> 01:29:52.159 was that was Ops. I think you're wrong, Actually, I 1871 01:29:52.239 --> 01:29:52.840 think you're gay. 1872 01:29:54.399 --> 01:29:57.560 I mean yeah, Call of Duty, Dark Penis, Dark Penis. 1873 01:30:00.720 --> 01:30:05.880 I think Shadow Willies Darts Long Shadow Shadow. 1874 01:30:06.520 --> 01:30:10.359 It was. I remember vividly now because I told this 1875 01:30:10.439 --> 01:30:13.239 on the podcast a long time ago. My friend let 1876 01:30:13.359 --> 01:30:17.640 me borrow the game. Know. So what happened was I 1877 01:30:17.840 --> 01:30:21.920 opened the case and he made it out of paper, 1878 01:30:22.600 --> 01:30:27.199 a fake disc, and it said something like nigga ops 1879 01:30:27.239 --> 01:30:29.439 on it or something like and like this it was 1880 01:30:29.439 --> 01:30:32.199 a bunch of bullshits. It was so stupid that like 1881 01:30:32.239 --> 01:30:33.520 I was like, that was good, you got me. 1882 01:30:33.640 --> 01:30:35.680 That would bother me the hell that the hell out 1883 01:30:35.680 --> 01:30:40.000 of me at that age because it's just like yeah, 1884 01:30:40.000 --> 01:30:42.079 because it's just like I thought I had this game 1885 01:30:42.720 --> 01:30:44.560 and now like I got to wait till tomorrow to 1886 01:30:44.640 --> 01:30:45.800 see him to like. 1887 01:30:47.399 --> 01:30:50.239 Like, how how often do you open the thing and 1888 01:30:50.640 --> 01:30:52.159 you like just to check and make sure it's there? 1889 01:30:52.359 --> 01:30:55.199 Yeah, it's clear generally. Yeah, that was pretty good. I 1890 01:30:55.199 --> 01:30:58.079 thought it was to have that pain again. 1891 01:30:58.479 --> 01:30:59.920 So it was I think, I know up until like 1892 01:31:00.039 --> 01:31:02.119 and then yeah, so Black Ops and then wor for 1893 01:31:02.199 --> 01:31:04.079 three was twenty eleven and twenty twelve, I think Black 1894 01:31:04.079 --> 01:31:04.560 Ops two. 1895 01:31:05.000 --> 01:31:07.479 Yeah, and the twenty thirteen was Ghosts. 1896 01:31:08.359 --> 01:31:11.600 It was right, I think I remember that, yeah, because 1897 01:31:11.640 --> 01:31:13.000 that was the still working at a New Egg when 1898 01:31:13.000 --> 01:31:14.359 that came out twinty. 1899 01:31:14.000 --> 01:31:16.399 Yeah, because's the next generation. That was the PS four one, 1900 01:31:16.479 --> 01:31:19.760 I think. Anyway, Yeah, anyway, good luck to Jay Leno. 1901 01:31:20.359 --> 01:31:22.279 Do we even say what happened to tumble down the stakes? 1902 01:31:23.159 --> 01:31:23.359 Dude? 1903 01:31:23.359 --> 01:31:26.800 He got all black and blue up, he broke his wrists, right, 1904 01:31:27.319 --> 01:31:28.880 he's pushed he's got an eye patch. 1905 01:31:28.760 --> 01:31:30.720 Yeah, and everything at the end of copter looking over 1906 01:31:30.720 --> 01:31:33.199 and he says he's sitting down on the copter just yeah, 1907 01:31:33.520 --> 01:31:37.720 that's yeah, that's exactly what's happening. You believe those rocks, 1908 01:31:40.399 --> 01:31:43.279 fire man. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Hold on, white hair 1909 01:31:43.479 --> 01:31:46.159 and an eye patches is dope. Yeah, I'm just talking 1910 01:31:46.159 --> 01:31:49.279 about like in helicopter, about the go to war, just 1911 01:31:49.359 --> 01:31:51.760 sitting in the helicopter, like just thinking about you after 1912 01:31:51.840 --> 01:31:55.439 doing You're like, I gotta go kill niggas. Go you 1913 01:31:55.560 --> 01:31:59.239 look out the helicopter, kill niggas. I gotta I gotta 1914 01:31:59.319 --> 01:32:01.840 kill a lot of people. Shaking so fast it stops shaking. 1915 01:32:02.359 --> 01:32:07.560 I mean, just so fast, windstorm round. Who's the idea 1916 01:32:07.640 --> 01:32:07.800 with it? 1917 01:32:11.239 --> 01:32:13.840 So I'm thinking, like it's pitch black, right, Yeah, it's 1918 01:32:14.159 --> 01:32:19.039 it's midnight during a power outage, so there's no lamps. 1919 01:32:19.079 --> 01:32:20.159 There's a street lamps either. 1920 01:32:21.119 --> 01:32:24.279 Look, the whole thing is insane because he's so rich, 1921 01:32:25.079 --> 01:32:27.920 he's so a he's staying at the Hampton in which 1922 01:32:27.920 --> 01:32:30.439 is kind of crazy. Like even their probably sweets are 1923 01:32:30.520 --> 01:32:32.439 like okay, you know what I mean, Like they're just 1924 01:32:32.520 --> 01:32:34.520 like okay, like their presidential sweets is like, oh, this 1925 01:32:34.640 --> 01:32:35.720 is kind of cool. 1926 01:32:36.119 --> 01:32:38.640 Probably it's like his it's like probably like smaller than 1927 01:32:38.680 --> 01:32:41.239 his bathroom or something, you know what I mean. And 1928 01:32:41.319 --> 01:32:44.600 then number two, we just didn't have some fucking slave 1929 01:32:44.720 --> 01:32:46.720 boy or something to just fetch him stuff. 1930 01:32:46.960 --> 01:32:49.840 Yeah, I can't fall like, yeah, I'm gonna fall on you. 1931 01:32:50.000 --> 01:32:52.760 He didn't have a chauffair just drive him or there's 1932 01:32:52.800 --> 01:32:56.000 so many things like weird about that scenario. Yeah. 1933 01:32:56.039 --> 01:32:57.520 I mean, I think when you're that old, though, you 1934 01:32:57.600 --> 01:33:00.920 might just get so accustomed to that's off like money, 1935 01:33:01.159 --> 01:33:03.000 and then so you're probably like who cares? I get 1936 01:33:03.199 --> 01:33:05.960 like it probably well, I think if there's a certain 1937 01:33:05.960 --> 01:33:09.800 age where I feel like I feel like, how should 1938 01:33:09.800 --> 01:33:12.439 I put this? I feel like Jay Leno is at 1939 01:33:12.479 --> 01:33:15.960 that point where he's like he's so rich, but I 1940 01:33:16.279 --> 01:33:17.760 also get the feeling that he's like, well, I mean, 1941 01:33:17.800 --> 01:33:20.119 I don't know, I've done that, I've done the sweet 1942 01:33:20.239 --> 01:33:21.680 like why he's at a point where it's just like 1943 01:33:21.680 --> 01:33:23.239 why spend unnecessary money? 1944 01:33:23.760 --> 01:33:25.319 You know what I mean? Like how you almost loop 1945 01:33:25.439 --> 01:33:27.920 back to like being conservative with how you spend. 1946 01:33:28.159 --> 01:33:30.920 Maybe I just think his you know is I mean, 1947 01:33:31.000 --> 01:33:33.039 clearly if he's staying at the ham You know, he 1948 01:33:33.119 --> 01:33:35.000 doesn't need to stay at the Hampton. He just did 1949 01:33:35.039 --> 01:33:36.359 it because he wanted to and he and it was 1950 01:33:36.399 --> 01:33:37.920 like probably like really close to a place that he 1951 01:33:37.960 --> 01:33:40.159 wanted to go, probably this place, and then he saw 1952 01:33:40.239 --> 01:33:41.920 that it was like it's a mile walk if I 1953 01:33:41.960 --> 01:33:43.520 take the road, but it's like immediate if I go 1954 01:33:43.560 --> 01:33:44.000 down the hill. 1955 01:33:44.039 --> 01:33:47.560 It's fucking crazy. That's it's probably so old. He's like, yeah, 1956 01:33:47.680 --> 01:33:49.760 let me go for a walk. Is he losing his mind? 1957 01:33:49.800 --> 01:33:50.359 As that? To me? 1958 01:33:50.439 --> 01:33:54.039 That's I mean maybe because like that's something I would 1959 01:33:54.039 --> 01:33:55.079 do at this Shit's. 1960 01:33:54.880 --> 01:33:58.520 Crazy because I just can't imagine, like there's so much 1961 01:33:58.600 --> 01:34:00.880 I wouldn't do. And of course so would still exercise, 1962 01:34:00.920 --> 01:34:04.760 but beside the fetching stuff, yeah, I'll only go walk 1963 01:34:04.840 --> 01:34:07.399 for pleasure. Fetching stuff is not pleasurable. 1964 01:34:08.840 --> 01:34:12.119 Have you seen this video of like Dick Van Dyke, Yeah, yeah. 1965 01:34:12.000 --> 01:34:16.119 Fucking basically crip walking. Actually he's fucking sprightly, dude, Dude. 1966 01:34:16.199 --> 01:34:19.119 I when I saw that, I was genuinely like befuddled 1967 01:34:20.800 --> 01:34:23.079 against the dog keep a gangster. I think that was 1968 01:34:23.079 --> 01:34:25.319 the last one. I think that was his last, Like, yeah, 1969 01:34:25.359 --> 01:34:27.880 that was like, dude, that guy's ninety eight. 1970 01:34:28.479 --> 01:34:30.640 That was like the that is crazy that he's For 1971 01:34:30.680 --> 01:34:31.880 those of you who don't know, there's like a video 1972 01:34:31.920 --> 01:34:34.399 of just like Dick van Dyke just basically like dancing 1973 01:34:34.600 --> 01:34:38.199 and he's like ninety eight and he's moving like better 1974 01:34:38.279 --> 01:34:40.479 than I can. And I just I don't understand because 1975 01:34:40.640 --> 01:34:42.039 there's a lot I know a lot of old people, 1976 01:34:42.600 --> 01:34:45.920 like I've had experiences, you know, especially in the Catholic Church, 1977 01:34:46.199 --> 01:34:50.239 but like and they can't move that well, yeah, sometimes. 1978 01:34:49.880 --> 01:34:53.359 They really can, but like, yeah, sometimes they you know, 1979 01:34:53.680 --> 01:34:55.680 it depends like in the dark, they can move really 1980 01:34:55.760 --> 01:34:57.760 in the Catholic Church. You know, it depends on how 1981 01:34:58.039 --> 01:34:59.920 how good those boys are looking. You know, they might 1982 01:35:00.039 --> 01:35:02.319 a little they might get little Peppa. They're really deceptively 1983 01:35:02.359 --> 01:35:03.279 quick in the dark. Yeah. 1984 01:35:03.319 --> 01:35:08.600 But and uh uh, I mean, dude, so many things. 1985 01:35:08.640 --> 01:35:11.159 I actually I tell I tell Jojo about this a lot. 1986 01:35:13.720 --> 01:35:17.640 I try to beat it in her head physically that uh, 1987 01:35:18.279 --> 01:35:22.479 you gotta stretch every morning, every night specifically so we 1988 01:35:22.600 --> 01:35:24.600 can move like that when we're old. But I also 1989 01:35:24.640 --> 01:35:25.920 say this, I was a couple of this, So I'm 1990 01:35:26.000 --> 01:35:29.359 kind of contradicting, contradicting myself that I'm like old people 1991 01:35:29.720 --> 01:35:32.439 like that I feel are not going to exist anymore 1992 01:35:32.920 --> 01:35:35.960 just because of the the of the availability of medicine 1993 01:35:36.560 --> 01:35:39.039 is going to be in fifty years, it's going to 1994 01:35:39.079 --> 01:35:42.560 be fucking incredible, unless unless things get. 1995 01:35:42.479 --> 01:35:44.840 Sunk in with this. Yeah, we'll see, we'll see. Yeah, 1996 01:35:45.479 --> 01:35:47.680 I look at it like this, right, Yeah, thirty year 1997 01:35:47.720 --> 01:35:50.239 olds now with thirty years olds twenty years ago are different, 1998 01:35:50.319 --> 01:35:53.840 different creatures. Well yeah, yeah, like the amount of medicine 1999 01:35:53.880 --> 01:35:56.640 we have access to just in general. Look at people 2000 01:35:56.840 --> 01:35:59.880 now with just TRT that are older. Look at look 2001 01:35:59.880 --> 01:36:08.239 at look at Sylvester Stallone, like T T T. I 2002 01:36:08.319 --> 01:36:09.680 was looking at that like things like that are gonna 2003 01:36:09.680 --> 01:36:11.760 be like old school A CDC man, Yeah, I remember 2004 01:36:11.800 --> 01:36:16.760 that from Underground, Underground. That's before the New Bird joined, 2005 01:36:16.800 --> 01:36:17.760 you know. Yeah. 2006 01:36:17.800 --> 01:36:21.920 Yeah, they just beat a parrot in front of a microphone. 2007 01:36:22.079 --> 01:36:25.239 That's basically what it sounds like like to me. I 2008 01:36:25.359 --> 01:36:28.119 was like, something's going on when you got like Axel Rose, 2009 01:36:28.760 --> 01:36:30.279 you got I don't know the A C, D C 2010 01:36:30.399 --> 01:36:32.760 s yeah, whatever, I just know the other guy Atus 2011 01:36:32.840 --> 01:36:38.279 Young or whatever. Sorry, his names like young Brian Arnold. 2012 01:36:38.399 --> 01:36:42.920 His name is like Arnold Carrington slash Dick Carrington. 2013 01:36:42.560 --> 01:36:45.800 Dick Carrington something. I think his name was Kangaroo Jack 2014 01:36:45.920 --> 01:36:49.479 or something. Yeah, was that the movie? Was that? Was 2015 01:36:49.520 --> 01:36:55.279 that the movie? Or kanga rigor Jack? Whoa? He said it. 2016 01:36:55.520 --> 01:36:59.199 You could say, that's not that's not the word. That's 2017 01:36:59.199 --> 01:37:01.720 not quite the word. You can say it. I saw 2018 01:37:01.840 --> 01:37:05.039 something that what you said I saw yesterday. But this 2019 01:37:05.119 --> 01:37:08.399 guy's name was like Nail Nayilger or something like that, 2020 01:37:08.640 --> 01:37:09.640 like nick. 2021 01:37:10.760 --> 01:37:13.800 It was like a Brian Gallagher. It was like it 2022 01:37:13.920 --> 01:37:17.000 was like it was like his black cousin nig Gallery 2023 01:37:17.720 --> 01:37:20.600 Nega Wick or something like that, or nig Gae Wick 2024 01:37:20.720 --> 01:37:21.239 or something like that. 2025 01:37:21.399 --> 01:37:23.239 But he has a She's this guy that had a 2026 01:37:23.319 --> 01:37:25.399 fucking really weird last name where it was n I 2027 01:37:25.600 --> 01:37:27.800 D G E. And then like some sort of like 2028 01:37:28.319 --> 01:37:34.279 weird name fucking suffix and like seeing him pronounce his 2029 01:37:34.479 --> 01:37:38.239 name with no fear of hindrance was Bonana's like your 2030 01:37:38.319 --> 01:37:43.119 name is the N word? Okay, all right, yeah it's strange. Well, 2031 01:37:43.159 --> 01:37:45.319 if it's a real names it, I just don't remember 2032 01:37:45.319 --> 01:37:49.000 what the phone name is lookin yeah, I definitely say 2033 01:37:49.479 --> 01:37:56.119 phone really great, So here what were we talking about? 2034 01:37:56.399 --> 01:37:58.880 I don't even remember that really, like that really erased 2035 01:37:58.920 --> 01:38:02.199 everything that was I really don't know whatever. 2036 01:38:02.359 --> 01:38:07.279 Joe, No, Jayleen, Jalen was fucking is an old crazy 2037 01:38:07.399 --> 01:38:10.279 man for for just taking his life in his old 2038 01:38:10.359 --> 01:38:12.119 hand and his own hands in a way that he 2039 01:38:12.640 --> 01:38:15.640 should not do, in a way that like, it makes 2040 01:38:15.680 --> 01:38:17.880 me mad sometimes when like you rich pieces of ship. 2041 01:38:17.960 --> 01:38:21.239 Did you see the hill that that like he showed it? Well, yeah, 2042 01:38:21.479 --> 01:38:23.000 I didn't see it. I didn't. I didn't watch the hole. 2043 01:38:23.119 --> 01:38:27.760 It is a wall of grass. It is vertical. I'm 2044 01:38:27.760 --> 01:38:28.680 gonna see. I didn't see it. 2045 01:38:29.159 --> 01:38:31.600 It's like a vertical fucking He's like, yeah, I guess 2046 01:38:32.520 --> 01:38:32.960 I get. 2047 01:38:33.000 --> 01:38:39.039 It was just there and I hate this flat It's funny, said, 2048 01:38:39.600 --> 01:38:41.920 I literally just landed on a flat earth video or 2049 01:38:42.000 --> 01:38:43.920 some guy, some guy that's a flat earther. 2050 01:38:44.039 --> 01:38:46.640 But he was also he says, celebrities are still alive 2051 01:38:46.720 --> 01:38:51.319 that died. Oh yeah, yeah, so there's some there's some 2052 01:38:51.439 --> 01:38:53.359 guy and the funny thing on TikTok. He says he's 2053 01:38:53.479 --> 01:38:55.840 doing satire, but he's not. I think it's like one 2054 01:38:55.880 --> 01:38:56.319 of those ways. 2055 01:38:56.640 --> 01:38:58.520 Yeah, it's hard to tell. Now. 2056 01:38:58.680 --> 01:39:00.680 Yeah, I was like, oh, he says sat tire, but 2057 01:39:00.760 --> 01:39:03.800 then he winks when he's he's doing a winking in 2058 01:39:03.920 --> 01:39:07.000 a way that like he's trying to signal dog whistle 2059 01:39:07.039 --> 01:39:09.319 to actual crazy people that this is how we have 2060 01:39:09.439 --> 01:39:12.399 to operate. It's like the racist that dude blow I'm 2061 01:39:12.439 --> 01:39:15.680 not racist, you know, and they wink yeah, like kind 2062 01:39:15.680 --> 01:39:15.920 of shit. 2063 01:39:16.039 --> 01:39:20.079 I think, Yeah, I don't know, man, I'm that That 2064 01:39:20.199 --> 01:39:23.359 dig Van Dyke video like actually, oh yeah, shifted my 2065 01:39:23.560 --> 01:39:26.000 entire perspective on a lot of things because I'm like, damn, 2066 01:39:26.920 --> 01:39:28.720 he's a dancer. I gotta I gotta look into like 2067 01:39:28.760 --> 01:39:34.119 what dancers do. Dancers stretch only pretty much, dude. The 2068 01:39:34.159 --> 01:39:37.079 stretching is I'm so I'm so inflexible though, like I 2069 01:39:37.159 --> 01:39:37.760 feel like I can't. 2070 01:39:38.279 --> 01:39:40.279 Well, you have you have to, like you have to 2071 01:39:40.560 --> 01:39:45.000 punish yourself essentially to hurt. But yo, dude, I saw 2072 01:39:46.239 --> 01:39:48.880 Jake the Snake Roberts essentially be brought back to life 2073 01:39:49.039 --> 01:39:51.920 just by doing fucking yoga and stretching like he did. 2074 01:39:52.359 --> 01:39:55.039 This guy DDP Diamonds Stall Diamond Dallas Page. He has 2075 01:39:55.079 --> 01:39:56.119 a yoga program now. 2076 01:39:56.159 --> 01:39:58.680 He's he was an old ass wrestling When he started 2077 01:39:58.720 --> 01:40:00.520 doing pro wrestling, he was thirty five, which. 2078 01:40:00.359 --> 01:40:02.439 Is like ancient. You said, DDP, and I thought Dark 2079 01:40:02.479 --> 01:40:06.760 Side Film for some reason not h DSP. 2080 01:40:06.840 --> 01:40:08.760 Is a well funny thing that guy's addicted to, like 2081 01:40:09.199 --> 01:40:10.800 one of those gotcha wrestling games. 2082 01:40:11.640 --> 01:40:14.119 Yeah. He I learned it in one of those documentary 2083 01:40:14.239 --> 01:40:20.720 things that people made about him, and he spent people. 2084 01:40:20.920 --> 01:40:23.439 They're just there are just people out here with documentaries 2085 01:40:23.439 --> 01:40:27.560 about them that are not like important at all. DSP 2086 01:40:27.800 --> 01:40:30.039 has a large like in a way, not the way 2087 01:40:30.039 --> 01:40:31.720 you think, the way way people used to be important, 2088 01:40:31.720 --> 01:40:32.880 but they're poor and based on the Internet. 2089 01:40:32.960 --> 01:40:35.359 I didn't realize how much of a local DSP was 2090 01:40:35.720 --> 01:40:37.560 because I remember the whole thing. Oh he got caught 2091 01:40:37.640 --> 01:40:39.319 jacking off. I was like, oh, that's funny, and that 2092 01:40:39.439 --> 01:40:40.920 kind of he kind of faded out of my memory. 2093 01:40:41.000 --> 01:40:45.760 But there's people who hate watch him so much that 2094 01:40:47.199 --> 01:40:49.920 there was that guy Rich I mentioned him on the 2095 01:40:49.960 --> 01:40:53.640 World episode review USA who when he started streaming. I 2096 01:40:53.680 --> 01:40:57.159 guess that was his main go to was people giving him, 2097 01:40:57.479 --> 01:41:02.039 uh super chats to hate watch DSP. Yeah, and I'm like, 2098 01:41:02.119 --> 01:41:04.560 who fucking cares? But apparently there's a sub sect of 2099 01:41:04.640 --> 01:41:05.239 freaks that do. 2100 01:41:05.560 --> 01:41:05.760 Dude. 2101 01:41:05.800 --> 01:41:10.680 I I ironically I loved DSP. DSP is so fucking 2102 01:41:10.720 --> 01:41:14.760 funny to me, not because he's entertaining on purpose, but 2103 01:41:14.920 --> 01:41:18.359 because it's like there are these videos like, oh yeah, 2104 01:41:18.399 --> 01:41:20.920 there's specifically videos called this is how you don't play? 2105 01:41:21.079 --> 01:41:25.279 Yeah yeah, and I love love those videos. He's so 2106 01:41:25.479 --> 01:41:27.680 bad at so many video games in a way that 2107 01:41:27.920 --> 01:41:30.880 is like arrogant and like presumes that he's not to 2108 01:41:30.920 --> 01:41:33.600 blame at all. Yes, and so play balders Gate three 2109 01:41:33.800 --> 01:41:35.039 was it was cried. 2110 01:41:35.079 --> 01:41:37.520 I didn't, dude, I didn't see my favorite, my favorite 2111 01:41:37.520 --> 01:41:39.840 thing about those videos. And I actually stole that, like 2112 01:41:39.880 --> 01:41:41.439 when I was doing gameplay videos for a while, I 2113 01:41:41.479 --> 01:41:44.680 actually stole this this type of like format because I think, 2114 01:41:44.720 --> 01:41:47.840 I think it is a brilliant format of you know, 2115 01:41:48.600 --> 01:41:50.319 he he just does the let's play, and then his 2116 01:41:50.359 --> 01:41:53.000 stream says stuff or whatever, right, and then those streams 2117 01:41:53.039 --> 01:41:55.159 get posted to YouTube. And what these videos are is 2118 01:41:55.239 --> 01:41:58.119 like videos or highlight reels of him like doing things 2119 01:41:58.159 --> 01:42:02.439 really poorly in the game, and then comments from people 2120 01:42:03.319 --> 01:42:06.600 from people watching the watching the stream, uh, and the 2121 01:42:06.680 --> 01:42:08.600 comments show up on screen at the time. 2122 01:42:08.680 --> 01:42:10.760 That's like relevant to like the comment in the video. 2123 01:42:11.119 --> 01:42:15.520 I think it's so so good good. It's like his 2124 01:42:15.680 --> 01:42:19.520 metal gear solid ones are brilliant, Like that's that's yeah, 2125 01:42:19.560 --> 01:42:21.640 it's probably it's my absolute favorite one. I'm sure there 2126 01:42:21.640 --> 01:42:22.960 are other ones that like it might might be better 2127 01:42:23.640 --> 01:42:25.920 that he doesn't understand the concept of stealth, like he 2128 01:42:26.039 --> 01:42:28.960 just doesn't like it, just doesn't like how do you 2129 01:42:29.000 --> 01:42:33.199 stay bad at games that long? Just not caring or not. 2130 01:42:34.039 --> 01:42:36.359 I feel like he spent like his brain capacity was 2131 01:42:36.520 --> 01:42:41.119 only in the in the Street Fighter two, and I 2132 01:42:41.199 --> 01:42:43.880 think like that was it, Like he got decent to 2133 01:42:44.000 --> 01:42:46.079 work back in the day, like way back in the day, 2134 01:42:46.119 --> 01:42:50.640 like Evil, he was like competing, but only one specific version, 2135 01:42:51.039 --> 01:42:52.720 especially when it moved to when they got like a 2136 01:42:52.800 --> 01:42:53.920 s neest. I think there was like a s neest 2137 01:42:54.039 --> 01:42:58.119 version and DSP did relatively well, but everyone was like, hey, 2138 01:42:58.159 --> 01:42:59.960 who gives the fuck you You're you're using the one 2139 01:43:00.039 --> 01:43:03.800 that everybody hates. And then, of course, so a little 2140 01:43:03.840 --> 01:43:07.880 bit of relevancy, notorious for being an asshole. Like I 2141 01:43:08.119 --> 01:43:11.920 watched a long ass documentary on him, some guy named like, uh, 2142 01:43:12.239 --> 01:43:14.760 June the King. He made a I thought June the 2143 01:43:14.840 --> 01:43:17.239 King was AI at first, but he's a real person 2144 01:43:17.479 --> 01:43:20.960 because his voice is so mundane. He's like this, like 2145 01:43:21.319 --> 01:43:23.880 like ben Stein talks like this, not as not as bad, 2146 01:43:24.159 --> 01:43:27.079 not that bad, but it's more mono in the middle 2147 01:43:27.119 --> 01:43:29.600 of like, oh, this is like an AI voice. He 2148 01:43:29.680 --> 01:43:32.960 didn't add for something, and then it showed his himself 2149 01:43:33.119 --> 01:43:34.560 like and I was like, oh my god, he's a 2150 01:43:34.600 --> 01:43:37.039 real person. I swear to god, I thought he was type. 2151 01:43:37.039 --> 01:43:39.159 I thought he was typing on a script. And because 2152 01:43:39.159 --> 01:43:41.600 he has a voice like this and he talks like 2153 01:43:41.720 --> 01:43:44.119 this Dark Side Phil, and I was like, oh, this 2154 01:43:44.279 --> 01:43:45.880 is a This is a pretty decent AI. 2155 01:43:46.840 --> 01:43:51.159 But you couldn't believe even in that version, it's like 2156 01:43:51.199 --> 01:43:54.640 it's a pretty decent AI. It's not even a good AI. 2157 01:43:56.399 --> 01:43:58.840 He sounds so unlike he's. 2158 01:43:58.800 --> 01:44:02.479 Very matter of fact and he's real and he's made up, 2159 01:44:03.359 --> 01:44:05.119 just made up. I've watched a couple of these documentaries. 2160 01:44:05.119 --> 01:44:07.279 I know that he had one on a review Tech USA, 2161 01:44:08.039 --> 01:44:10.840 Darkseide Phil somebody else Dark Side Phil's. 2162 01:44:11.000 --> 01:44:14.039 I don't know he is a. He is A. 2163 01:44:15.199 --> 01:44:17.199 I remember watching it while I was playing The First 2164 01:44:17.199 --> 01:44:19.960 Space Marine. I was going to the First Space Marine 2165 01:44:19.960 --> 01:44:23.720 and watching the Phil thing. I remember that it's like embedded. 2166 01:44:23.399 --> 01:44:26.319 Of my brain. It was like perfect content. For some reason. 2167 01:44:26.359 --> 01:44:27.760 I don't know much about him, really, I just I 2168 01:44:27.880 --> 01:44:29.439 just know that those videos are like some of my 2169 01:44:29.520 --> 01:44:34.520 favorite like old school, like just like old coded videos, 2170 01:44:34.560 --> 01:44:36.520 Like I don't know, like there's like a there's a 2171 01:44:37.279 --> 01:44:39.399 like a two thousand and nine kind of quality to 2172 01:44:39.479 --> 01:44:41.880 them in like the way that they exist in like 2173 01:44:41.920 --> 01:44:43.760 the style on the format, Like you don't really see 2174 01:44:43.760 --> 01:44:44.560 that kind of stuff anymore. 2175 01:44:44.640 --> 01:44:45.119 That's true. 2176 01:44:45.239 --> 01:44:47.560 It's like AVGN, Like I was thinking about AVGN recently 2177 01:44:47.960 --> 01:44:51.720 and how he the way he says ass is just 2178 01:44:52.079 --> 01:44:56.079 ingrained in my brain, like I'll never forgets as. There's 2179 01:44:56.079 --> 01:44:58.960 a clip that is like one of my favorite I 2180 01:44:59.000 --> 01:45:02.399 think I recorded, like because I thought it was I 2181 01:45:02.520 --> 01:45:04.439 was looking up I had it like there was an 2182 01:45:04.520 --> 01:45:07.159 ass compilation basically, which is not what it sounds. 2183 01:45:06.960 --> 01:45:08.640 Like, but like should be. 2184 01:45:09.319 --> 01:45:13.720 The ways this sentence is such a profoundly useless sentence. 2185 01:45:15.399 --> 01:45:19.359 A movie that's ass? What the ass is that all about? 2186 01:45:19.840 --> 01:45:23.520 Describe this game's asses? All I can say is it's 2187 01:45:23.800 --> 01:45:26.520 very ass to describe. 2188 01:45:27.199 --> 01:45:30.359 To describe this game's assness, all I can say is 2189 01:45:30.560 --> 01:45:31.560 it's very ass. 2190 01:45:31.800 --> 01:45:34.079 It's very central. Where's it from? You know he's from? 2191 01:45:34.319 --> 01:45:37.119 I don't know. Actually, I think I would say Philly. 2192 01:45:37.359 --> 01:45:40.359 He's you say Philly, say somewhere in Massachusetts. 2193 01:45:41.079 --> 01:45:43.520 He's East coast, I think for sure, like somewhere. 2194 01:45:45.680 --> 01:45:49.760 Mm hmm. You looked at me like you disagreed. I 2195 01:45:49.840 --> 01:45:53.760 just don't know. I mean, I don't know. You look 2196 01:45:53.840 --> 01:45:55.199 like when you do that face you look at the 2197 01:45:55.279 --> 01:46:00.880 uh the spider from Monsters Inc. Let me see. 2198 01:46:01.079 --> 01:46:06.680 Yeah, on the last podcast, I think I was trying 2199 01:46:06.720 --> 01:46:11.880 to remember what that machinima channel was, or that that 2200 01:46:12.199 --> 01:46:16.800 that creator where I was talking about, uh, the gay 2201 01:46:16.960 --> 01:46:20.359 joke thing, like I was like very like saying that 2202 01:46:20.560 --> 01:46:22.920 that guy was gay just for saying he lost. 2203 01:46:22.800 --> 01:46:23.640 His husband or whatever. 2204 01:46:24.439 --> 01:46:28.760 Yeah, I found bro Team Yeah, Bro Team Broteam Pills specifically, 2205 01:46:28.880 --> 01:46:31.159 I it. It was one of those things where it 2206 01:46:31.279 --> 01:46:33.560 was so hard to find. I couldn't find it until 2207 01:46:34.399 --> 01:46:34.840 there was a. 2208 01:46:35.319 --> 01:46:40.840 No fucking way what happened? Oh he's from Philly. 2209 01:46:41.079 --> 01:46:44.640 Well there you got it, perfect shot in the dark. 2210 01:46:45.439 --> 01:46:47.600 Oh well there you go. But that's uh yeah there 2211 01:46:47.800 --> 01:46:49.840 because there was a Cadence Worl like it reminds me 2212 01:46:49.920 --> 01:46:52.439 of It reminded me of my teacher that I was 2213 01:46:52.479 --> 01:46:55.159 from Boston. No, not Boston. She was from Boston, but 2214 01:46:55.199 --> 01:46:57.119 she in Massachusetts, and so I was like maybe that, 2215 01:46:57.319 --> 01:47:00.239 but yeah, Philly, Philly works. That's a complete Yes. I 2216 01:47:00.279 --> 01:47:03.239 didn't know complete guess, yeah, I have, I have no idea. 2217 01:47:03.359 --> 01:47:06.560 He just strikes me as like Pennsylvania. But there's just 2218 01:47:06.640 --> 01:47:09.279 a weird case that the way that it kind of 2219 01:47:09.319 --> 01:47:11.479 carries over like a yes, you know, like that was 2220 01:47:11.560 --> 01:47:13.840 like okay, that's somewhere over there. It's definitely yeah, like 2221 01:47:13.920 --> 01:47:16.000 it kind of gives it away, like it's like that 2222 01:47:16.119 --> 01:47:18.000 weird e with the afused to it. 2223 01:47:19.520 --> 01:47:22.840 But uh, what the fuck I was gonna say something whatever, 2224 01:47:22.840 --> 01:47:26.119 it doesn't matter whatever, next question. Let's get to the questions. Uh, 2225 01:47:26.439 --> 01:47:28.760 you can write in over at patron of Compass to 2226 01:47:28.760 --> 01:47:31.199 Stark Tank, give us your questions, get added to the show, 2227 01:47:31.520 --> 01:47:38.479 get recognized, get rewarded. What are you doing with your 2228 01:47:38.520 --> 01:47:42.640 hands there, Bud? It's oh yeah, you definitely like there's 2229 01:47:42.720 --> 01:47:45.079 like there were people were commenting on the last episode 2230 01:47:45.079 --> 01:47:50.000 it's like silent stimming Swen is menacing, Like when you're 2231 01:47:50.079 --> 01:47:51.600 just a piece, you're menacing to people. 2232 01:47:53.079 --> 01:47:56.079 I mean, according to strangers, it looks like you just 2233 01:47:56.159 --> 01:47:58.119 killed several people and you're just like really basking in 2234 01:47:58.159 --> 01:48:00.399 it because you do the thing with your hands. Were 2235 01:48:00.439 --> 01:48:05.199 you like really, oh yeah, I'm doing why? Why what 2236 01:48:05.359 --> 01:48:09.159 is that? Describe this? That's not tranquility. It looks like 2237 01:48:09.199 --> 01:48:10.920 you're like me, like wanting to play piano, but I'm 2238 01:48:11.000 --> 01:48:13.039 terrible because I haven't done it in fucking like over 2239 01:48:13.119 --> 01:48:13.520 a decade. 2240 01:48:13.520 --> 01:48:15.640 So you're just in VR in your own head playing piano. 2241 01:48:15.760 --> 01:48:19.039 That's imagining. That's imagining exactly what's happening. Yeah, it is 2242 01:48:19.119 --> 01:48:22.199 just imagination. Yeah, all right, let's move on to questions. 2243 01:48:22.800 --> 01:48:27.079 Beaten people beating my meat, beating my. 2244 01:48:27.079 --> 01:48:30.600 Meat since ninety nine Roight in jack Butt facts. It's 2245 01:48:30.640 --> 01:48:32.439 weird that you remember exactly like the year you started. 2246 01:48:33.000 --> 01:48:36.720 I remember I started. No you don't, yeah, do you really? Yeah? 2247 01:48:37.000 --> 01:48:42.880 I was fifteen, so really years ago, late Bloomer, very 2248 01:48:42.960 --> 01:48:45.119 late to the game. So I became a point at 2249 01:48:45.159 --> 01:48:47.760 it for a while. Damn late Bloomer. 2250 01:48:47.800 --> 01:48:50.079 Actually I have my homies literally the same age, and 2251 01:48:50.439 --> 01:48:52.439 I was always always like damn, it's crazy, like how 2252 01:48:52.479 --> 01:48:52.600 do you? 2253 01:48:52.960 --> 01:48:55.079 How do you not? As soon as like the hair 2254 01:48:55.239 --> 01:48:57.159 hit your balls, you're not like immediately like oh I 2255 01:48:57.199 --> 01:48:59.680 got away. I was like I was like I didn't 2256 01:48:59.680 --> 01:49:01.920 have the I was scared I have the urge. What 2257 01:49:01.960 --> 01:49:04.279 happened was I didn't understand that. I was like, oh 2258 01:49:04.319 --> 01:49:06.359 I just my my penis feels weird. Sometimes that's just it. 2259 01:49:07.119 --> 01:49:09.720 That's just it, Like I know exactly, that's just like 2260 01:49:09.840 --> 01:49:12.159 fucking fantastic. And then I found out about it, like literally, 2261 01:49:12.199 --> 01:49:18.279 I like I I I think I masturbated maybe like 2262 01:49:18.439 --> 01:49:20.000 four or five monthsfore I had sex the first time. 2263 01:49:21.239 --> 01:49:25.039 That's actually insane. Wow, yeah that is that's how much 2264 01:49:25.039 --> 01:49:26.920 it changes. You're like, I have to figure this out. Yeah, 2265 01:49:28.359 --> 01:49:29.880 because I was. Everybody was saying they were doing that. 2266 01:49:30.000 --> 01:49:34.079 I was like, yeah, me too, that's crazy. That's crazy. 2267 01:49:34.720 --> 01:49:38.439 You had like trauma and stuff surrounded it. It was also, 2268 01:49:38.479 --> 01:49:40.800 I was just fucking I was just lying. I was 2269 01:49:40.800 --> 01:49:43.159 just lying to a girl's face about sex. I'm like, 2270 01:49:43.520 --> 01:49:46.159 crazy that you It's crazy, how like the things that 2271 01:49:46.239 --> 01:49:47.600 you do in your kid the peer pressure you have 2272 01:49:47.720 --> 01:49:50.119 you feel like you have to do. Oh dude, that's crazy. 2273 01:49:50.880 --> 01:49:52.800 I've talked to other young men about that stuff and 2274 01:49:52.880 --> 01:49:54.720 they're all like, yeah, it was just I was lying 2275 01:49:54.800 --> 01:49:56.079 about it, and then like I did it, and I 2276 01:49:56.159 --> 01:49:58.800 just felt empty, and I'm like I wish if I could, 2277 01:49:58.840 --> 01:50:00.479 If I could, I mean, it's for a lot people 2278 01:50:00.479 --> 01:50:02.399 don't agree with me, and people disagree. If I could 2279 01:50:02.439 --> 01:50:06.640 take back sex with every girl I've had except for Lily, 2280 01:50:06.720 --> 01:50:09.560 and I would I would take it go back. I mean, 2281 01:50:09.760 --> 01:50:12.720 because it genuinely meant nothing. It was experiences. It felt 2282 01:50:12.720 --> 01:50:13.239 good at the time. 2283 01:50:13.239 --> 01:50:15.239 I think you have an absolutely terrible relationship with sex. 2284 01:50:15.279 --> 01:50:17.319 I don't. I don't think it's terrible. I think it's 2285 01:50:17.319 --> 01:50:18.960 the idea is that, like it's just like if you 2286 01:50:19.079 --> 01:50:22.279 think that you need to take that ship back. Well, no, 2287 01:50:22.359 --> 01:50:26.560 there's no well this bad relationship idea to somebody, it's 2288 01:50:26.560 --> 01:50:28.680 just like not me, not not us, you know, definitely 2289 01:50:28.720 --> 01:50:32.960 not definitely the fact all I'm gonna do is make 2290 01:50:33.000 --> 01:50:34.239 fun of you. You need to talk to a brother. 2291 01:50:34.399 --> 01:50:37.720 Idea is that, like, I don't it genuinely meant nothing. 2292 01:50:37.840 --> 01:50:39.439 Like I look back at it now and I'm like, oh, 2293 01:50:40.000 --> 01:50:41.720 I did that, not that it was like not that 2294 01:50:41.800 --> 01:50:43.199 I was like, I really hate that I did it. 2295 01:50:43.239 --> 01:50:44.319 But it's like, I no, see. 2296 01:50:44.359 --> 01:50:46.000 The problem is the fact that you're even saying if 2297 01:50:46.039 --> 01:50:48.560 I could take it back, because to me, the only 2298 01:50:48.800 --> 01:50:52.279 regrets I had was if, like say, maybe a situation 2299 01:50:52.399 --> 01:50:54.520 where like, oh this girl, like. 2300 01:50:54.600 --> 01:50:57.600 I didn't particularly I didn't like how it happened, Like 2301 01:50:57.680 --> 01:50:59.479 I could have been doing something else that's not Instead 2302 01:50:59.479 --> 01:51:01.079 of instead of like fucking feeding for that one thing, 2303 01:51:01.079 --> 01:51:02.840 I could have been doing something else. Yeah, I just 2304 01:51:02.880 --> 01:51:05.359 feel like I think you just have a horrible relationship 2305 01:51:05.359 --> 01:51:08.720 with access all all. Yeah, yeah, it happens, man, And 2306 01:51:09.600 --> 01:51:10.720 to be a shamed which as a matter of fact, 2307 01:51:10.880 --> 01:51:14.439 thinks to me is like to take those experiences away, 2308 01:51:15.000 --> 01:51:16.560 get I wouldn't get to where I am right now. Yeah, 2309 01:51:16.560 --> 01:51:19.039 you wouldn't take which is which is also true. That's 2310 01:51:19.119 --> 01:51:20.920 kind of the that if I had the forethought of 2311 01:51:21.119 --> 01:51:23.239 my mind now, but that's still the mind that did. 2312 01:51:23.319 --> 01:51:25.800 But also I wouldn't want to see more. I wouldn't 2313 01:51:25.800 --> 01:51:28.000 want to take anything away unless I thought it was negative, 2314 01:51:28.359 --> 01:51:30.199 right exactly. So that's why I would you have a 2315 01:51:30.560 --> 01:51:33.640 would I guess I guess it's I don't it's native. 2316 01:51:33.640 --> 01:51:35.199 I think it's kind of a like aimless like whatever. 2317 01:51:35.800 --> 01:51:37.199 But then I even have the feeling of wanting to 2318 01:51:37.239 --> 01:51:39.439 take it away or even because because it just it 2319 01:51:39.520 --> 01:51:41.239 just feels it. I guess it's the idea of the 2320 01:51:41.279 --> 01:51:43.399 aimlesses of it's more than just like the idea of 2321 01:51:43.479 --> 01:51:48.279 it like wasted your time. I was fucking seeking it 2322 01:51:48.319 --> 01:51:50.560 the way I was. Absolutely do you think that you 2323 01:51:50.720 --> 01:51:54.159 gained nothing out of those experiences that is objectively not true. 2324 01:51:54.239 --> 01:51:56.239 Well then yeah, point, so that's why I said, like, 2325 01:51:56.279 --> 01:51:58.880 oh yeah, I guess like yet obviously, because I wouldn't 2326 01:51:58.920 --> 01:52:01.279 be the me I am without those moments. Yeah, I 2327 01:52:01.319 --> 01:52:03.239 feel like I feel like there are like instances that 2328 01:52:03.279 --> 01:52:05.199 I would take back for sure, exactly like they were 2329 01:52:05.279 --> 01:52:07.640 explicitly negative. There are some encounters all my life sucked, 2330 01:52:07.880 --> 01:52:11.159 you know. I'm rather that didn't happen. It's definitely definitely 2331 01:52:11.159 --> 01:52:13.279 a hyper hyper ball like it was like if when 2332 01:52:13.319 --> 01:52:15.000 I'm thinking about it more than that, I'm like, oh yeah, 2333 01:52:15.960 --> 01:52:17.760 why would I think you need to talk to somebody? 2334 01:52:17.960 --> 01:52:18.640 Why would I think that? 2335 01:52:18.720 --> 01:52:21.199 It's like, yeah, what have a therapist take all your 2336 01:52:21.239 --> 01:52:24.279 money and then tell you the same ship though you're. 2337 01:52:24.199 --> 01:52:27.239 Gay, you're gay, Kings, you're just gay. You're gay. We 2338 01:52:27.279 --> 01:52:28.680 need to work this out. You need to come back 2339 01:52:28.840 --> 01:52:29.880 three times a week. 2340 01:52:29.920 --> 01:52:33.199 Anyway before we already derailed by this guy. Gotta come back, 2341 01:52:34.239 --> 01:52:36.760 so he wrote in he says, Hey, Chocolate Bear, Vanilla Bear, 2342 01:52:36.800 --> 01:52:40.840 and Grizzly Bear. He says with the onion buying info 2343 01:52:40.920 --> 01:52:43.600 wars to turn to turn it into a parody of itself. 2344 01:52:44.199 --> 01:52:47.359 If you guys could buy any media company, YouTube channel, 2345 01:52:47.479 --> 01:52:49.720 or record label. What would you do with it outside 2346 01:52:49.720 --> 01:52:51.960 of making gay covers of existing ip that that's the 2347 01:52:52.600 --> 01:52:53.079 Daily Wire. 2348 01:52:53.119 --> 01:52:56.039 I'm buying the Daily Wire, like instantly, Oh yeah, yeah, 2349 01:52:56.039 --> 01:52:58.239 I'm buying the Daily Wire. And I'm not gonna make 2350 01:52:58.279 --> 01:53:00.439 gay covers, but I'm going to turn it into gay porn. 2351 01:53:01.079 --> 01:53:04.680 I'm turning the Day of Water is gay porn. Rogan's podcast, 2352 01:53:05.840 --> 01:53:09.199 it's a good answer podcast. I would buy his podcast 2353 01:53:09.279 --> 01:53:12.560 and I would put and you recast Joe Rogan. No, 2354 01:53:12.680 --> 01:53:17.159 I keep I keep Joe the people. I'd keep Joe 2355 01:53:17.199 --> 01:53:19.119 there and I'd be I'd be like, I'd be there 2356 01:53:19.119 --> 01:53:21.119 with him. It'd between I'd be the guest every day. 2357 01:53:21.960 --> 01:53:24.000 That would be there's you just run out of the 2358 01:53:24.000 --> 01:53:26.520 things talking about. So immediately I'd be like, Joe, what's 2359 01:53:26.520 --> 01:53:28.039 going on? Joe? He's like, yeah, well, and he says that, 2360 01:53:28.319 --> 01:53:30.039 like that's that's not true, Joe. You pulled the cup 2361 01:53:30.039 --> 01:53:35.079 of Joe being dumb, this barrier. He's putting the worm 2362 01:53:35.199 --> 01:53:40.239 up to you. What are you gonna do? No, you're not. 2363 01:53:42.880 --> 01:53:46.399 That is the craziest, Like you eat a worm like corn. 2364 01:53:46.800 --> 01:53:48.800 Hey man, that's not cool. You're not supposed to eat it. Man, 2365 01:53:49.840 --> 01:53:51.680 hold on, I got another one for you. But it's 2366 01:53:51.720 --> 01:53:53.199 do my favorites. Put it and put it, just put 2367 01:53:53.279 --> 01:53:57.520 in your nose. Put it. No, that's just that's the podcast. 2368 01:53:58.720 --> 01:54:02.800 It's just Joe Rogan feeding, just me eating worms to 2369 01:54:02.880 --> 01:54:04.479 the point there like, hey, we gotta do something about 2370 01:54:04.479 --> 01:54:09.520 this guy. He's killed the trillions. So you're you're really 2371 01:54:10.159 --> 01:54:15.640 liking those worms, huh, Joe, this is really boring. What 2372 01:54:15.720 --> 01:54:17.079 I would do. What I would do is I would. 2373 01:54:17.199 --> 01:54:20.000 I would would Jamie eat your bowl of worms? I would, 2374 01:54:20.119 --> 01:54:22.359 I would. I would have Joe Rogan. I would have 2375 01:54:22.520 --> 01:54:26.439 Joe Rogan somehow convince UFC fighters to inject themselves at 2376 01:54:26.520 --> 01:54:28.680 rabies and then fight all the podcast. 2377 01:54:30.399 --> 01:54:33.039 Be like Howard Stern. It's like old, that's like old 2378 01:54:33.079 --> 01:54:33.720 Howard Stern. 2379 01:54:33.880 --> 01:54:36.119 Yeah, that's least exclusively used to inject rabies. 2380 01:54:36.159 --> 01:54:39.279 And I'm just watching. I'm just I'm just behind I'm 2381 01:54:39.319 --> 01:54:42.439 just behind the fucking glass door watching them fight. Like 2382 01:54:42.640 --> 01:54:45.239 it's just quality. Jamie rolled the cup of the guys 2383 01:54:45.239 --> 01:54:46.720 getting his head knocked off two seconds. 2384 01:54:47.760 --> 01:54:50.159 Jamie roll the entirety of terms of endearment. 2385 01:54:53.680 --> 01:54:56.279 Jamie pull up the laws we're talking about so we 2386 01:54:56.319 --> 01:54:59.439 can define them correctly. This podcast has gone much better 2387 01:54:59.520 --> 01:55:01.880 since took it over. Pull up, pull up, pull up. 2388 01:55:01.920 --> 01:55:04.479 This thing you're talking about right now and having like 2389 01:55:04.640 --> 01:55:06.119 this podcast. 2390 01:55:08.479 --> 01:55:15.960 Outside of like it like in his nose, out his eye. Yeah, 2391 01:55:16.279 --> 01:55:18.119 exactly what it is. It's like it's it's like I 2392 01:55:18.159 --> 01:55:20.960 said last time with with Dice with the snake in it. 2393 01:55:21.319 --> 01:55:23.239 It's like going up and up and around there. They're 2394 01:55:23.359 --> 01:55:26.520 treating your face like it's a fucking skate park. 2395 01:55:27.039 --> 01:55:29.560 There's only two things that I like and I know 2396 01:55:29.760 --> 01:55:34.640 in this world, my independent thoughts and the Joe Rogan 2397 01:55:34.720 --> 01:55:39.279 podcast since Kasten John and Joe Rogan. 2398 01:55:40.399 --> 01:55:44.560 Man, there's the only things that I hold dear is 2399 01:55:44.640 --> 01:55:47.760 like my ability to be independent and the Joe. 2400 01:55:49.800 --> 01:55:52.560 The words are just spitting. He's talking. 2401 01:55:54.239 --> 01:55:54.279 This. 2402 01:55:54.600 --> 01:55:57.159 Uh, this is good stuff, man, and and I know 2403 01:55:57.319 --> 01:56:01.239 what's good. And the third on the list is my family. 2404 01:56:01.319 --> 01:56:06.000 Who I remember my family or something? My my my 2405 01:56:06.159 --> 01:56:10.359 family that my wife and husband, and that's what my husband, 2406 01:56:10.800 --> 01:56:16.359 that's what family and my wife the one I'm supposed 2407 01:56:16.399 --> 01:56:20.039 to have? What what? What I am? 2408 01:56:20.640 --> 01:56:20.680 What? 2409 01:56:24.239 --> 01:56:26.680 He's got worms digging in it out of his head. 2410 01:56:26.720 --> 01:56:29.159 He can't remember, and people have to pretend like they 2411 01:56:29.239 --> 01:56:32.319 don't notice. You gotta just. 2412 01:56:34.720 --> 01:56:37.399 Okay, you gotta imagine like the guy sitting next to him, 2413 01:56:38.399 --> 01:56:39.800 like it's like like he's just. 2414 01:56:41.720 --> 01:56:42.119 It's like. 2415 01:56:43.600 --> 01:56:46.000 He's just always looking likes sitting there and he's talking 2416 01:56:46.000 --> 01:56:49.039 to Joe. He's like yeah, Joe, Yeah, yeah, very very 2417 01:56:49.359 --> 01:56:50.960 he's keeping an eye very cool. 2418 01:56:51.279 --> 01:56:53.239 And then just like like a cartoon character pulls out 2419 01:56:53.279 --> 01:56:57.119 a bowl of worms, just like, oh man, I hurt 2420 01:56:57.119 --> 01:56:57.439 my eye. 2421 01:56:57.520 --> 01:57:02.840 Blunderbuss a blunderbush. I wish I had a blunderbus man too. 2422 01:57:03.000 --> 01:57:05.399 I really want one. Yeah. I think they're the most 2423 01:57:05.560 --> 01:57:08.359 primitive version of like technology. I think I've ever seen it. 2424 01:57:08.479 --> 01:57:12.960 It's literally a hand cannon. It's it's it's so ape. 2425 01:57:13.399 --> 01:57:16.199 It's like I feel like an ape built that like 2426 01:57:16.319 --> 01:57:20.039 a real like a bashing coconuts with rock go fill 2427 01:57:20.159 --> 01:57:25.560 blunderbus with stratinol from cocainntrol. I need some CC damage. 2428 01:57:26.199 --> 01:57:27.600 You know, you're not you're not trying to like you're 2429 01:57:27.640 --> 01:57:30.319 really just you're just putting everything and just letting it go. 2430 01:57:30.479 --> 01:57:33.239 Hamm. That's pretty awesome, rocks. That's a bunch of fucking 2431 01:57:33.399 --> 01:57:37.800 stratin stuffing it in there. You don't anyone like just 2432 01:57:37.880 --> 01:57:41.039 spent like a month like coming in a blunderbust and 2433 01:57:41.159 --> 01:57:44.520 then just like I got one shots. It's blundered on 2434 01:57:44.640 --> 01:57:47.760 its high faded bus and you only got one shot 2435 01:57:47.840 --> 01:57:49.319 in it though, you know because you've been you were 2436 01:57:49.439 --> 01:57:52.680 spending all this time collecting all that getting I imagine 2437 01:57:52.680 --> 01:57:58.640 getting a hot glob of come piercing and you're dying 2438 01:57:58.920 --> 01:58:04.960 knowing that a lot. I'm a calcified, just broke your stir. 2439 01:58:05.840 --> 01:58:17.279 You're just like a gay. I'm a fucking failure. I 2440 01:58:17.319 --> 01:58:21.840 didn't do that. I'm a feting shot full of comes. 2441 01:58:22.319 --> 01:58:24.720 I mean it is a pretty horrible that is. That's 2442 01:58:24.760 --> 01:58:25.199 pretty good. 2443 01:58:25.439 --> 01:58:25.680 That is. 2444 01:58:26.199 --> 01:58:29.079 Whatever did that is it needs to be sealed away, 2445 01:58:29.359 --> 01:58:32.000 like if some dude ritual to put that. That's like 2446 01:58:32.079 --> 01:58:34.520 a vampire type threat like that the type of person. 2447 01:58:35.399 --> 01:58:39.840 But by the way, can I say this you guys 2448 01:58:39.880 --> 01:58:40.880 remember I am legend right? 2449 01:58:41.000 --> 01:58:43.039 Yeah? Do you know that movie? Yeah? Of course, what's 2450 01:58:43.039 --> 01:58:47.199 that movie about. It's about It's about like vampire like 2451 01:58:48.399 --> 01:58:52.800 surviving the apocalypse black and having and having a really 2452 01:58:52.840 --> 01:58:55.920 cool drumming a dog. Yeah black. Yeah. 2453 01:58:55.960 --> 01:58:58.479 It was just something that is there something deeper about 2454 01:58:58.479 --> 01:58:59.039 this based off. 2455 01:58:59.319 --> 01:59:01.680 I just forgot. It's based off another movie, which is 2456 01:59:01.720 --> 01:59:04.039 based off a book. No, No, it's it's based on 2457 01:59:04.520 --> 01:59:06.079 the movie is based on a book, but the book 2458 01:59:06.159 --> 01:59:08.800 is like completely different. Well, it's based off another movie though. 2459 01:59:08.840 --> 01:59:10.720 That's another movie that happened before. That was the No 2460 01:59:10.800 --> 01:59:14.399 you're thinking of Legend. No, it's not called I Am Legend, 2461 01:59:14.960 --> 01:59:17.000 but it's about the same characters. There's another movie that 2462 01:59:17.039 --> 01:59:19.439 was madel what's that? What's that? What's that movie called? 2463 01:59:19.439 --> 01:59:21.079 I don't know what it's called, but i'mever watching it. 2464 01:59:21.119 --> 01:59:22.479 I'm asking it like I'm trying to trap him, but 2465 01:59:22.479 --> 01:59:25.039 I'm actually curious. I'm not sure I believe him. No, 2466 01:59:25.119 --> 01:59:26.600 I swear it's another movie that's the same prem I 2467 01:59:26.680 --> 01:59:29.880 know you swear, but like also you know, like I 2468 01:59:29.960 --> 01:59:31.079 know you swear what you're dumb. 2469 01:59:31.279 --> 01:59:35.000 The premis, well, so the idea, it's like the premise, 2470 01:59:35.119 --> 01:59:37.359 the premise of the book apparently is that like there's 2471 01:59:37.399 --> 01:59:40.560 a society of vampires and that they're so human like 2472 01:59:41.039 --> 01:59:42.760 and like this dude's like out there killing them and 2473 01:59:42.880 --> 01:59:45.319 like with like garlic and crucifixes and ship to the 2474 01:59:45.359 --> 01:59:47.039 point where it's like and he realized that like, oh, 2475 01:59:47.199 --> 01:59:49.359 this is a society vampires with their own structure and 2476 01:59:49.399 --> 01:59:51.880 their own rules, and to the point where like he's 2477 01:59:52.000 --> 01:59:56.800 become the like the legendary figure, Like he's become like 2478 01:59:57.039 --> 01:59:59.159 what we assume the movie vampires are. 2479 01:59:59.319 --> 02:00:00.520 Yeah, well, and the. 2480 02:00:00.560 --> 02:00:02.239 Movie is not about that. The movie is about a 2481 02:00:02.319 --> 02:00:03.800 guy fighting zombies. 2482 02:00:03.920 --> 02:00:07.880 If I'm not mistaken, The book is from his perspective though. Yeah. 2483 02:00:08.079 --> 02:00:10.399 But the thing is that like it's it's you don't 2484 02:00:10.479 --> 02:00:13.479 realize there are society until the very end, and there 2485 02:00:13.560 --> 02:00:16.000 is no society. But that never happens in the movie. 2486 02:00:16.439 --> 02:00:18.640 The movie has not Like the movie's title doesn't make 2487 02:00:18.840 --> 02:00:21.159 any sense. I don't think the book is called is 2488 02:00:21.159 --> 02:00:22.439 the book called I'm like the book is called I 2489 02:00:22.520 --> 02:00:25.000 Am Legend? Okay? Then and then the book is in 2490 02:00:25.039 --> 02:00:26.760 the movie is called I Am Legend even though he's not. 2491 02:00:27.119 --> 02:00:31.359 He's not legendary. I swear, I swear The old movie 2492 02:00:31.520 --> 02:00:33.439 is like that. The old movie is I don't know 2493 02:00:33.479 --> 02:00:37.399 what movie. Look it up. He has all of human intelligence. 2494 02:00:38.359 --> 02:00:42.359 He's just swear, I swear he trust me, Bro, don't 2495 02:00:42.359 --> 02:00:43.600 trust your doctor trust me. 2496 02:00:44.520 --> 02:00:45.760 Trust I Am legend. 2497 02:00:47.239 --> 02:00:49.359 So it's called Last Man on Earth, the old one. 2498 02:00:49.880 --> 02:00:53.720 It's really and that's a book is also called legend 2499 02:00:53.720 --> 02:00:57.119 as well too. Well, but I Am Legend is a 2500 02:00:57.199 --> 02:00:58.880 loosely based off of that as well. 2501 02:00:59.439 --> 02:01:01.199 Wait, hold on second, are you saying those are two 2502 02:01:01.239 --> 02:01:02.800 different like entities altogether? 2503 02:01:02.880 --> 02:01:04.840 The Last One on Earth is the original Iron Legend movie. 2504 02:01:04.880 --> 02:01:06.279 The Isle Legend movie came out and wait a. 2505 02:01:06.279 --> 02:01:08.279 Minute, hold on, hold on, So there isn't a book 2506 02:01:08.279 --> 02:01:09.039 called I Am Legend. 2507 02:01:09.239 --> 02:01:11.159 Listen, let me get there, let me get there. Okay, 2508 02:01:11.439 --> 02:01:13.680 is it different reading it? I'm reading it out? Yeah, okay, 2509 02:01:13.800 --> 02:01:16.039 I forgetting livid. So the Iron Bengend movies to other 2510 02:01:16.319 --> 02:01:20.199 movie film originally based off the novel by Richmond the 2511 02:01:20.279 --> 02:01:23.079 same name. Yes, sorry. Last One on Earth is a 2512 02:01:23.279 --> 02:01:26.920 movie that came out in the nineteen fifties that is 2513 02:01:27.119 --> 02:01:31.560 based off of the original I Am Legend book. Okay, 2514 02:01:31.760 --> 02:01:33.479 so it's based off it, but it's not like an 2515 02:01:33.600 --> 02:01:36.439 actually a film. It's not an adaptation. It's a film 2516 02:01:36.479 --> 02:01:38.079 adaptation of it, but it's just given a different name. 2517 02:01:38.399 --> 02:01:40.640 So it's what you said, based on it. Based doesn't 2518 02:01:40.720 --> 02:01:42.840 mean that it's a it is given a different name. 2519 02:01:42.880 --> 02:01:45.279 It is still the same stories. So they changed the 2520 02:01:45.359 --> 02:01:47.199 name of the movie. They changed the name of it 2521 02:01:47.359 --> 02:01:48.039 for the movie. 2522 02:01:48.199 --> 02:01:51.079 Yes, okay, the same doctor, the same character, but so listen. 2523 02:01:51.239 --> 02:01:54.560 So if that's true, then that version is a more 2524 02:01:54.840 --> 02:01:57.159 accurate adaptation. 2525 02:01:56.800 --> 02:01:58.760 Of the movie with the same name as a movie. 2526 02:01:58.800 --> 02:02:00.920 Yeah, because I had no idea that's what that story 2527 02:02:01.000 --> 02:02:02.439 was about, and I saw the movie, I remember just 2528 02:02:02.479 --> 02:02:03.760 being like, okay, So that's. 2529 02:02:03.640 --> 02:02:05.760 Probably it would have been a much better movie and 2530 02:02:05.880 --> 02:02:08.199 it would have been very thought provoking if it was 2531 02:02:09.000 --> 02:02:10.159 like how it was supposed to be in the end. 2532 02:02:10.439 --> 02:02:12.000 At the very least been a lot more interesting then 2533 02:02:12.039 --> 02:02:14.039 fucking Will Smith goes around and dog guys. 2534 02:02:14.800 --> 02:02:16.319 There's kind of there's kind of nuanced to it. I 2535 02:02:16.359 --> 02:02:19.039 guess if this is reach I'm reaching. Yeah, I'm reaching 2536 02:02:19.079 --> 02:02:21.399 right now. But it's like the idea that they're only 2537 02:02:21.479 --> 02:02:25.000 attacking him so much because he's been killing them. You know, 2538 02:02:25.800 --> 02:02:28.279 even in the same thing, right, they're still not intelligible, 2539 02:02:28.319 --> 02:02:30.399 but they have some societal structure. I guess would you 2540 02:02:30.520 --> 02:02:31.079 kind of see in the. 2541 02:02:31.119 --> 02:02:34.159 Movie it's implied and then implied, but like but like 2542 02:02:34.319 --> 02:02:38.640 at the same time they they run like that's you. 2543 02:02:38.800 --> 02:02:39.359 It's not the same. 2544 02:02:39.439 --> 02:02:41.600 But the monsters and I am legend cannot be mistaken 2545 02:02:41.680 --> 02:02:42.319 for society. 2546 02:02:42.479 --> 02:02:45.279 I guess now I have to there's some societal features. 2547 02:02:45.279 --> 02:02:46.840 I have to watch a video of someone breaking down 2548 02:02:46.840 --> 02:02:49.199 the book and then compare it to the movie itself, 2549 02:02:49.239 --> 02:02:51.359 just so I can have a clear understanding of how 2550 02:02:51.520 --> 02:02:53.399 different it is. So I remember what. I remember seeing 2551 02:02:53.399 --> 02:02:55.319 the old movie a long time ago for some reason 2552 02:02:55.359 --> 02:02:57.159 because my Grandma's are rether just like, oh, this is 2553 02:02:57.199 --> 02:02:59.239 a great film. Kase Loomsy to ce Genus and I'm 2554 02:02:59.279 --> 02:03:02.840 like what Graandma see just what? But it's idea. I 2555 02:03:02.880 --> 02:03:04.520 remember him like running around at the end of the movie. 2556 02:03:04.520 --> 02:03:07.119 He's like CG and this was at that time, was 2557 02:03:07.359 --> 02:03:10.640 the scent the coastal Germans, Like what does that? 2558 02:03:10.760 --> 02:03:13.640 What does that mean? It's like she's he's running back 2559 02:03:13.680 --> 02:03:15.359 and he's like kiss rounded by them and he's like 2560 02:03:15.479 --> 02:03:18.039 holding like a cross up to them and then they're 2561 02:03:18.119 --> 02:03:19.880 kind of like all like creeping in on him. And 2562 02:03:19.880 --> 02:03:22.479 I remember that scene particular black and white, seeing it 2563 02:03:22.520 --> 02:03:24.159 a long time ago, and I was like, oh, and 2564 02:03:24.239 --> 02:03:27.039 they were actually vampires, so it's good. So they were 2565 02:03:27.039 --> 02:03:29.640 actually vampires. Yeah, they casted real vampires for that movie. 2566 02:03:30.079 --> 02:03:32.399 They got real vampires and they blowed their heads off 2567 02:03:32.399 --> 02:03:34.239 at the end. They were like, thank you for giving 2568 02:03:34.239 --> 02:03:35.880 me this opportunity. We've been trying to enter it to 2569 02:03:35.960 --> 02:03:38.359 site and one guy goes behind him with a shotgun. 2570 02:03:38.159 --> 02:03:42.960 Blog Vampire, the CG and last man his breath ticking. 2571 02:03:44.399 --> 02:03:44.560 Like that. 2572 02:03:44.800 --> 02:03:46.880 It's like on the CG that guy's legs off in 2573 02:03:47.000 --> 02:03:52.840 as far as gum. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, because 2574 02:03:52.880 --> 02:03:57.119 that actor's got legs. I'm pretty sure, pretty sure. I 2575 02:03:57.159 --> 02:03:58.880 think CG legs on him. 2576 02:04:00.840 --> 02:04:02.199 And then they blew them off at the beginning of 2577 02:04:02.239 --> 02:04:05.800 the movie. Yeah, he's a really dedicated actor. He took 2578 02:04:05.880 --> 02:04:07.359 the legs being blown up. He's like, oh, I do it. 2579 02:04:07.439 --> 02:04:11.319 They couldn't seeg a real person's legs away, so what 2580 02:04:11.439 --> 02:04:13.880 they did was they found a cripple, gave him fake 2581 02:04:13.960 --> 02:04:16.239 legs in the beginning because they could afford to like 2582 02:04:16.279 --> 02:04:17.239 hoist him up a little bit. 2583 02:04:17.359 --> 02:04:19.920 Yeah, and then just the legs. There's another Italian version 2584 02:04:19.960 --> 02:04:22.960 called the Omega Man, and there's also an Italian version 2585 02:04:23.119 --> 02:04:25.359 of that of I Am Legend called Omega Man. The 2586 02:04:25.399 --> 02:04:27.279 Omega Man nineteen seventy four version of it. I guess 2587 02:04:27.279 --> 02:04:30.159 that's a very popular the original nineteen I didn't know, Yeah, 2588 02:04:30.159 --> 02:04:32.000 I didn't realize it's a very I mean, I assume 2589 02:04:32.079 --> 02:04:34.359 the concept is very It sucks because like the legacy 2590 02:04:34.439 --> 02:04:36.640 of that story is Will Smith's shitty man. 2591 02:04:36.640 --> 02:04:39.840 It is because literally nobody who like reads a lot 2592 02:04:39.880 --> 02:04:41.920 of books is said I should read I am legend. 2593 02:04:42.000 --> 02:04:45.159 Yeahah, no one's ever told that to me. It's also 2594 02:04:45.239 --> 02:04:47.840 an old, old book. It's the fifties book. I don't 2595 02:04:47.840 --> 02:04:50.079 think I don't know people that are reading. It was 2596 02:04:50.119 --> 02:04:53.560 doctor Seuss's early work. I read. I read Dune, and 2597 02:04:53.960 --> 02:04:57.159 reading Dune is not like if you're not a science 2598 02:04:57.159 --> 02:04:59.560 fiction person. I don't think anyone's read that. And like, 2599 02:05:00.680 --> 02:05:03.199 people don't read books. Also, it's another thing because they 2600 02:05:03.279 --> 02:05:04.960 can't read. They don't know what the fuck they're reading. 2601 02:05:05.159 --> 02:05:07.560 They'll read it, they'll see the worst and they'll be like, yeah, 2602 02:05:08.520 --> 02:05:12.000 he didn't TikTok. I mean the country is fuck. The 2603 02:05:12.039 --> 02:05:18.119 country is like I talked about, it's illiteracy incarnate Yeah yeah, yeah, 2604 02:05:18.399 --> 02:05:22.079 I fucking misspelled it. It fucking split into two words. Yeah, 2605 02:05:23.439 --> 02:05:26.199 that's awesome. Alright, let's go on. Because I can decipher 2606 02:05:26.239 --> 02:05:26.760 what I'm reading. 2607 02:05:26.800 --> 02:05:29.760 I just can't you get back, get back, get back 2608 02:05:29.800 --> 02:05:33.960 here Cocker whoa wrote in He says all this Young 2609 02:05:34.039 --> 02:05:35.479 Sheldon talk got me interested. 2610 02:05:36.439 --> 02:05:37.039 Oh nice. 2611 02:05:37.960 --> 02:05:40.600 I wanted to see why this is such a widely 2612 02:05:40.720 --> 02:05:43.079 enjoyed show. So I started watching the show, and it's 2613 02:05:43.119 --> 02:05:46.600 actually really good. At least the first few episodes are enjoyable. 2614 02:05:46.800 --> 02:05:49.319 Not saying you should watch it, but much like Penis, 2615 02:05:49.520 --> 02:05:50.760 don't knock until you try it. 2616 02:05:53.600 --> 02:05:55.279 See that makes me I'm not sure if this person 2617 02:05:55.359 --> 02:05:59.479 is genuine. I'm a little it's fine. Fine. The thing 2618 02:05:59.520 --> 02:06:02.800 that bothers me about this is that we've by talking 2619 02:06:02.840 --> 02:06:05.199 about it. We're infecting people. 2620 02:06:05.279 --> 02:06:07.960 We we we basically invented a young Sheldon fan. 2621 02:06:08.000 --> 02:06:10.680 We're giving people worms. Oh no, this is exactly what 2622 02:06:10.800 --> 02:06:16.079 the what what we've been warned about? Uh? The thing is, Look, man, 2623 02:06:16.680 --> 02:06:19.199 I feel like the show. It's clearly not the worst 2624 02:06:19.239 --> 02:06:23.880 fucking thing ever. But to me, it's just whenever I've 2625 02:06:24.000 --> 02:06:29.239 seen it, I would just be confused on why the audiences, 2626 02:06:29.520 --> 02:06:31.960 why the laugh tracks going off? Because nothing funny was said. 2627 02:06:31.960 --> 02:06:34.119 I don't think laugh track. Yeah, that show doesn't have 2628 02:06:34.119 --> 02:06:37.479 a laugh track. Huh, Young Sheldon, Oh, Young Sheldon, I 2629 02:06:39.039 --> 02:06:41.479 miss I miss you thought the show was named Sheldon. 2630 02:06:42.199 --> 02:06:45.640 I just assumed they're talking about the big thing theory. 2631 02:06:46.319 --> 02:06:46.960 Young Sheldon. 2632 02:06:47.359 --> 02:06:49.880 I saw a scene from Young Sheldon I could I 2633 02:06:49.960 --> 02:06:52.239 had no idea that it was that that was the show. 2634 02:06:53.159 --> 02:06:55.039 It was like some red neck I can't even remember. 2635 02:06:55.640 --> 02:06:57.039 I think you might have seen this. There was like 2636 02:06:57.119 --> 02:07:01.640 some redneck doing something about fighting U uh damn, I 2637 02:07:01.720 --> 02:07:02.960 can't remember. It was wild. 2638 02:07:03.520 --> 02:07:05.199 It was like, this is the same fucking show, and 2639 02:07:07.199 --> 02:07:08.560 I don't remember enough of the context. 2640 02:07:08.640 --> 02:07:11.239 Like if I'm hoping that I liked it on TikTok 2641 02:07:11.319 --> 02:07:13.840 so I can go through my uh, I'm hoping I 2642 02:07:13.880 --> 02:07:16.000 can't go through my les on TikTok real fast, and dude, 2643 02:07:16.000 --> 02:07:16.680 I do that all the time. 2644 02:07:16.720 --> 02:07:18.800 I think about, like, I'm gonna save this on TikTok 2645 02:07:18.880 --> 02:07:20.920 because uh, if I like it, it'll be easier to 2646 02:07:20.960 --> 02:07:22.159 find And then I go to my likes and I 2647 02:07:22.239 --> 02:07:22.680 can't find it. 2648 02:07:22.760 --> 02:07:24.680 He didn't do it. I have saved so many videos 2649 02:07:24.720 --> 02:07:26.439 on my phones I think they're gonna be funny later, 2650 02:07:26.880 --> 02:07:28.520 and I just don't look through him, so there's no 2651 02:07:28.600 --> 02:07:29.359 point to saving them. 2652 02:07:29.520 --> 02:07:31.960 Yeah, that's like, like, well, you have the entirety of 2653 02:07:32.000 --> 02:07:34.359 fucking Spider Verse on your phone for some reason, all. 2654 02:07:34.279 --> 02:07:47.960 Of the Dragon Ball operation. I'm gonna that's a great impression. 2655 02:07:48.239 --> 02:07:50.720 It's really good. I was like, there's actually like a 2656 02:07:50.880 --> 02:07:51.520 chain of people. 2657 02:07:51.640 --> 02:07:54.479 Did you see Alec Baldwin's impression of him on Saturday 2658 02:07:54.560 --> 02:07:54.920 Night Live? 2659 02:07:55.199 --> 02:08:00.279 No, it sucked. It just sounds like it just don't 2660 02:08:00.279 --> 02:08:05.520 even know after everything he's on, I. 2661 02:08:05.920 --> 02:08:09.000 Guess, I mean clearly, I don't know. I don't know 2662 02:08:09.079 --> 02:08:11.199 how controversial that take is. Like he clearly didn't mean 2663 02:08:11.239 --> 02:08:13.279 to shoot somebody. It's clearly not his responsibility. 2664 02:08:13.279 --> 02:08:13.800 I'm not really. 2665 02:08:15.920 --> 02:08:21.199 Yeah anyway, So yeah, his impression sucks. He's bad impressions. 2666 02:08:21.199 --> 02:08:22.479 I don't know why they keep letting him on do 2667 02:08:22.520 --> 02:08:26.119 impressions Like he's funny on like written material, like when 2668 02:08:26.119 --> 02:08:27.039 he plays like a character. 2669 02:08:27.239 --> 02:08:30.680 Let me do this, How good are you? A gun? 2670 02:08:33.000 --> 02:08:35.399 That must be like a that must be something on stage, 2671 02:08:35.439 --> 02:08:37.920 Like we can't have him around the guns, of course, 2672 02:08:38.000 --> 02:08:40.479 if we have a gun sketch, we cannot have Baldwin here. 2673 02:08:40.560 --> 02:08:42.960 No, I wouldn't trust him just for just for the juju, 2674 02:08:43.520 --> 02:08:48.520 even yea, even if you check the prop gun, it's 2675 02:08:48.560 --> 02:08:49.159 a prop gun. 2676 02:08:49.239 --> 02:08:53.079 Don't let him do finger guns. You never know what 2677 02:08:53.159 --> 02:08:56.760 could happen, even that I have a video. 2678 02:08:56.800 --> 02:08:59.039 I can't believe that work. You know, the guy, you 2679 02:08:59.119 --> 02:09:01.399 know the you know the this guy, the guy is like, uh, 2680 02:09:01.560 --> 02:09:02.239 the piss. 2681 02:09:02.000 --> 02:09:05.319 Air, Yes, yes, the guy who makes piss air by 2682 02:09:05.359 --> 02:09:07.319 pissing and drugs and like putting a fan over it. 2683 02:09:07.600 --> 02:09:10.680 He made a piss cannon too, A piss cannon. I 2684 02:09:10.720 --> 02:09:13.520 don't want to see that, you sure, yeah, I'll show 2685 02:09:13.520 --> 02:09:16.840 you though. I know, I'll show you. I'll show you though. 2686 02:09:16.840 --> 02:09:18.880 It is me spending a well, you know, man, it's 2687 02:09:18.920 --> 02:09:20.840 a I guess I don't. I guess I didn't like 2688 02:09:20.920 --> 02:09:25.199 it either. It's okay, but yeah, his impression is pretty bad. 2689 02:09:29.479 --> 02:09:33.479 Put it up to the fucking mike. Do is just 2690 02:09:33.600 --> 02:09:34.640 lay down on the floor. 2691 02:09:40.159 --> 02:09:43.399 Oh my god, he just filled a bottle full of 2692 02:09:43.439 --> 02:09:44.560 piss and jumped on the bottle. 2693 02:09:45.520 --> 02:09:47.920 That's a piss cannon. The fact that there's people like 2694 02:09:48.000 --> 02:09:52.079 this that exist. This motherfucker made piss cake like he made. 2695 02:09:52.239 --> 02:09:52.880 That's not real. 2696 02:09:53.159 --> 02:09:55.159 He's not doing that's apple, that's apple juice or something 2697 02:09:55.199 --> 02:09:56.000 he's not actually doing. 2698 02:09:56.159 --> 02:09:59.359 You really think people like that should be allowed to vote? No, 2699 02:10:00.239 --> 02:10:03.520 I think specifically only them actually, Yeah, to see what 2700 02:10:03.640 --> 02:10:06.279 versions of the world we get. I guess we leave 2701 02:10:06.319 --> 02:10:08.640 and we spectate. We like we getting up with a ship, 2702 02:10:08.680 --> 02:10:12.359 and we's like like the gods among earth. The gods. 2703 02:10:12.960 --> 02:10:15.640 The gods don't even have much, but there's just us, 2704 02:10:15.840 --> 02:10:20.199 really fucking kind of they're also they're also impoverished, but 2705 02:10:20.520 --> 02:10:22.840 like they're just not stupid. 2706 02:10:24.359 --> 02:10:25.760 I'd be amazing if as you go all the way 2707 02:10:25.760 --> 02:10:27.880 to Mountain Olympus and you just find out that Zeus 2708 02:10:28.159 --> 02:10:29.960 is like out door dashing. 2709 02:10:30.600 --> 02:10:36.560 Zeus is stomping on piss. Sorry, I just had to 2710 02:10:36.560 --> 02:10:39.319 make my piss cannon for my YouTube video. Sorry, my apology. 2711 02:10:39.399 --> 02:10:42.039 So how can my upload quota? The algorithm is gonna 2712 02:10:42.079 --> 02:10:45.840 flip so upset you just miss days climbing up that 2713 02:10:45.960 --> 02:10:51.479 fucking mountain day that's like you died over and then 2714 02:10:51.680 --> 02:11:00.279 just piss cannon shine your face. JK. Simmons as gay 2715 02:11:00.399 --> 02:11:04.560 Gonad Gape my son. What what is that name? 2716 02:11:04.840 --> 02:11:04.880 Like? 2717 02:11:05.279 --> 02:11:08.279 Gape? Like j Jo to Jamison. Yeah, fella, you say 2718 02:11:08.319 --> 02:11:08.680 it again. 2719 02:11:10.199 --> 02:11:14.159 Ja Kimmon says gay Gonad Gape my son, Go ahead, 2720 02:11:14.279 --> 02:11:19.520 Gate Mice, Hi, Mom, Dad and the brother we keep 2721 02:11:19.640 --> 02:11:22.840 locked in the attic. What's your favorite song on each 2722 02:11:22.960 --> 02:11:24.720 album by your favorite bands. 2723 02:11:25.119 --> 02:11:29.000 That's a big question, but I don't even get your 2724 02:11:29.079 --> 02:11:32.840 favorite song on every album by your favorite band, so 2725 02:11:32.920 --> 02:11:37.960 your fit like every like your favorite every album or 2726 02:11:38.159 --> 02:11:39.640 it's a bit of a big question, like we won't 2727 02:11:39.680 --> 02:11:41.760 go through every single because that's kind of that's a lot. 2728 02:11:42.079 --> 02:11:45.000 But I do artists. I can't do bands artist. I 2729 02:11:45.039 --> 02:11:48.159 mean that's the same question basically like the artist band, 2730 02:11:48.199 --> 02:11:52.479 whatever favorite song on an album, So that's kind of 2731 02:11:52.960 --> 02:11:55.159 can you do three? I could do three? I think 2732 02:11:57.720 --> 02:11:57.880 I know. 2733 02:11:58.119 --> 02:12:03.039 For Rise Against, it's it's easy because it's suffering the Witness. Uh, 2734 02:12:04.399 --> 02:12:07.399 I like survive a lot on on suffering the Witness. 2735 02:12:07.600 --> 02:12:08.279 I think that's great. 2736 02:12:08.359 --> 02:12:11.640 Piss Cannon, Uh, piss Cannon. Of course. 2737 02:12:14.720 --> 02:12:16.239 I kind of wish they would do ship like that. 2738 02:12:16.439 --> 02:12:20.520 Would They're very self serious in a way that, yeah, 2739 02:12:20.640 --> 02:12:24.560 I I appreciate that. I appreciate that more now actually, 2740 02:12:24.720 --> 02:12:27.319 as as like the world has gotten significantly more of 2741 02:12:28.199 --> 02:12:30.479 more absurd. But like there was a time where I 2742 02:12:30.479 --> 02:12:32.119 would be like I kind of wish they would because 2743 02:12:32.119 --> 02:12:34.600 they're punk bands that do just like fuck dumb songs, 2744 02:12:34.600 --> 02:12:36.199 you know what I mean, Like that like like System 2745 02:12:36.239 --> 02:12:37.640 of a Down will do like that fucking what's that 2746 02:12:37.720 --> 02:12:38.359 pizza song? 2747 02:12:39.159 --> 02:12:40.680 You know what I mean? I don't remember if it's 2748 02:12:40.720 --> 02:12:44.199 even a pizza Yeah, they make I want to grow 2749 02:12:44.199 --> 02:12:45.479 on the dog and the ass. Wasn't that one of 2750 02:12:45.560 --> 02:12:47.520 them as well? No, I don't know what the fuck 2751 02:12:47.520 --> 02:12:48.199 you're talking about. 2752 02:12:48.560 --> 02:12:51.960 That's just your thoughts. That's not system of a down. 2753 02:12:52.000 --> 02:12:53.600 I remember, that's your conscience. 2754 02:12:54.239 --> 02:12:57.960 I'll crazy after I think so, because I remember seeing 2755 02:12:58.039 --> 02:13:01.600 a fucking for the picture of the squirrell with the 2756 02:13:01.640 --> 02:13:02.560 two condoms in it. 2757 02:13:02.840 --> 02:13:05.840 Oh yeah, yeah, you always. You always call back to that, 2758 02:13:06.039 --> 02:13:06.960 just just because. 2759 02:13:06.680 --> 02:13:08.960 It's a weird thing to remember, because it is the 2760 02:13:09.079 --> 02:13:11.279 most insane image I've ever seen in my life. No, 2761 02:13:11.399 --> 02:13:14.439 it isn't, Yes, it is. I stand on that. That 2762 02:13:14.600 --> 02:13:17.239 is the most like what the fuck? Because it means 2763 02:13:17.279 --> 02:13:20.800 they tried to be safe, Like what the fucking you doing? 2764 02:13:21.039 --> 02:13:23.039 Like what I don't want to get rabies? Man? Like 2765 02:13:23.239 --> 02:13:27.399 what type of past? That isn't interesting? That's why I remember, 2766 02:13:27.479 --> 02:13:31.600 it's like what the fuckes? Yeah, it is interesting that 2767 02:13:31.720 --> 02:13:35.880 somebody has the mental faculties to consider safety while also 2768 02:13:36.239 --> 02:13:41.279 molesting a squirrel. Squirrel, it's uh yeah, I laugh, but 2769 02:13:41.560 --> 02:13:43.520 I'm really sad. You see the guy and did you 2770 02:13:43.520 --> 02:13:47.840 see the guy in England who uh the CCTV he 2771 02:13:48.039 --> 02:13:52.720 fucking uh jerks off on like a seagull. He's like 2772 02:13:53.159 --> 02:13:56.600 drunk apparently, and then he fucking like looking around, pulls 2773 02:13:56.640 --> 02:13:58.840 his pancil, starts jacking off, and he nuts on a 2774 02:13:58.880 --> 02:14:03.640 bird and then kicks Here's the question I have about that, Right, 2775 02:14:04.319 --> 02:14:07.279 so he's drunk as fuck he's doing this. Is this 2776 02:14:07.560 --> 02:14:08.279 do you think. 2777 02:14:09.840 --> 02:14:13.439 Like a deliberate like something that he thinks about all 2778 02:14:13.520 --> 02:14:16.000 the time and just finally has the ability to do 2779 02:14:16.359 --> 02:14:19.199 or is it like he's so drunk that it's like 2780 02:14:19.720 --> 02:14:23.880 no one's gonna believe I did this. I think, because 2781 02:14:23.880 --> 02:14:26.520 I do think people do things because they. 2782 02:14:26.520 --> 02:14:28.960 Wouldn't do them. There's something you know what I mean, 2783 02:14:30.119 --> 02:14:33.159 can't be alcohol though, there has something evil about them 2784 02:14:33.199 --> 02:14:35.119 because like that that is a crazy thing to do. 2785 02:14:35.600 --> 02:14:38.800 Just evil's super evil. That's like I don't even think 2786 02:14:38.800 --> 02:14:40.399 it was sexual. I think it was just That's what 2787 02:14:40.479 --> 02:14:42.880 I mean. But that's what I mean. After he kicks it. 2788 02:14:43.079 --> 02:14:45.640 He kicks it afterwards too, so like soccer. 2789 02:14:45.439 --> 02:14:47.840 Ball kicker like, but it might have been it might 2790 02:14:47.880 --> 02:14:51.000 have been one of those things like how like some 2791 02:14:51.600 --> 02:14:55.039 dudes are like so misogynistic where they'll like fuck a 2792 02:14:55.159 --> 02:14:57.960 chick and like spit on her and like funk out 2793 02:14:58.000 --> 02:14:59.600 of your horse, like one of those things. It might 2794 02:14:59.640 --> 02:15:01.520 have been one those things too, so it might be sexual, 2795 02:15:01.560 --> 02:15:05.359 but also like, yeah, you're you're lower than me, bird, 2796 02:15:06.079 --> 02:15:07.319 You're fucking you're nothing. 2797 02:15:07.119 --> 02:15:10.199 All right? My favorite, my favorite songs on each album 2798 02:15:10.319 --> 02:15:13.000 of my artist is that this is going to break 2799 02:15:13.079 --> 02:15:15.479 me and I'm gonna start a laughs. 2800 02:15:16.439 --> 02:15:19.159 Yeah, let's let's let's take turns because I have to 2801 02:15:19.239 --> 02:15:19.640 think too. 2802 02:15:20.239 --> 02:15:20.800 For the last one. 2803 02:15:20.840 --> 02:15:23.039 I think so because I did, I did one rise 2804 02:15:23.079 --> 02:15:24.880 against I did so well does it? 2805 02:15:25.319 --> 02:15:26.119 I thought so. 2806 02:15:26.199 --> 02:15:28.359 I thought we're gonna do like one artist three albums. 2807 02:15:28.439 --> 02:15:30.880 Oh yeah, that's fair. Uh, okay, So I think on 2808 02:15:31.199 --> 02:15:35.720 on Suffer, I would say suffer, I would say injection. 2809 02:15:35.840 --> 02:15:38.000 Actually I like injection a lot. 2810 02:15:38.239 --> 02:15:41.840 And then on your Penis, is that what that song's about? Yeah, 2811 02:15:41.840 --> 02:15:46.520 it's exactly like that. Was that? 2812 02:15:46.720 --> 02:15:46.800 Uh? 2813 02:15:47.319 --> 02:15:50.239 Was that the Are you re capping? Or are you? 2814 02:15:51.000 --> 02:15:52.560 Or is that the last one I met? I'm amending? 2815 02:15:53.000 --> 02:15:55.359 Okay, okay, because so so I think, yeah, injection on 2816 02:15:55.520 --> 02:16:00.319 onfer and I think appeal to He's in. 2817 02:16:02.560 --> 02:16:07.119 We need some of that. Yeah, we gotta we got 2818 02:16:07.199 --> 02:16:10.000 a revamp. I remember the album name that I'm trying 2819 02:16:10.000 --> 02:16:12.319 to the name of the song song, you guys go, okay, 2820 02:16:12.800 --> 02:16:14.640 what do you got? Okay? So for me, my favorite 2821 02:16:14.680 --> 02:16:18.920 my favorite rapper is Joy Badass easily so niggas at 2822 02:16:18.920 --> 02:16:25.119 play you remember, remember that touched my heart a little bit. 2823 02:16:26.439 --> 02:16:29.119 But for me, it's a survival tactics of the capitalists. 2824 02:16:29.159 --> 02:16:32.600 Great song recipes capital ste of course we got for 2825 02:16:32.680 --> 02:16:35.479 summer nights. Uh. For me, it's probably going to be 2826 02:16:36.000 --> 02:16:38.479 uh nine five to infinity. I think that song is 2827 02:16:38.559 --> 02:16:42.920 fucking insane, very well done. When it goes before the dollars, 2828 02:16:43.040 --> 02:16:46.879 it's probably obviously gonna be uh christ conscious. I think 2829 02:16:46.920 --> 02:16:51.280 that song is insane or it's what's the one is 2830 02:16:51.680 --> 02:16:56.200 it big Dusty No, it's the one where he's no 2831 02:16:56.280 --> 02:17:00.440 no no, no no no no no no a player 2832 02:17:00.559 --> 02:17:01.680 like me. I think it's what it is. When he 2833 02:17:01.799 --> 02:17:04.559 wraps up it worked to kill my little heir, spill 2834 02:17:04.639 --> 02:17:07.840 like a deadly weapon attacking enemy in my section. Uh 2835 02:17:08.280 --> 02:17:10.840 uh fucking with tombstones will get don't. I think that's 2836 02:17:10.879 --> 02:17:13.200 what is gape like me? Is that what you said? 2837 02:17:13.520 --> 02:17:16.719 I think it's uh like me, Yeah, like me, like 2838 02:17:16.799 --> 02:17:23.559 me too, ass a jar all American badass. Obviously it's 2839 02:17:23.639 --> 02:17:25.639 fucking what you called legendary him and J Cole. I 2840 02:17:25.680 --> 02:17:27.159 think him and J Cole make that's one of the 2841 02:17:27.200 --> 02:17:30.520 best songs ever. You can start, right, that's it one. Yeah, 2842 02:17:30.600 --> 02:17:33.360 like we're just trying to do like three yeah last night. 2843 02:17:33.399 --> 02:17:35.319 So it was an injection on Suffer and then I 2844 02:17:35.399 --> 02:17:39.879 think from uh, the Unraveling I would put I put 2845 02:17:40.000 --> 02:17:41.959 Ever Changing, And then I. 2846 02:17:42.079 --> 02:17:43.079 Think on. 2847 02:17:47.120 --> 02:17:50.760 Appeal to Reason, I'd probably put Elective Amnesia, which is 2848 02:17:50.840 --> 02:17:53.479 like like an iTunes single, so it wasn't actually on 2849 02:17:53.639 --> 02:17:57.159 like the the Core album, but it's so good and 2850 02:17:57.239 --> 02:17:58.719 I just like that it's always so weird, Like that 2851 02:17:58.840 --> 02:18:00.680 used to be a thing. By the way, like we're 2852 02:18:00.719 --> 02:18:02.079 like the best song on the album would be like 2853 02:18:02.399 --> 02:18:05.159 like an exclusive. I don't know if that happens anymore really, 2854 02:18:05.639 --> 02:18:07.559 but like that was happening for a while and I 2855 02:18:07.600 --> 02:18:09.280 remember being like really annoyed by it because it was 2856 02:18:09.280 --> 02:18:12.120 like the always the hardest songs to find, but those 2857 02:18:12.159 --> 02:18:13.840 would be the ones. And by the way, that answer 2858 02:18:13.920 --> 02:18:15.600 probably changes, because like the way that I feel about 2859 02:18:15.639 --> 02:18:18.879 music shifts day to day, Like today, I think that's 2860 02:18:19.000 --> 02:18:19.920 kind of how I'm feeling. 2861 02:18:19.840 --> 02:18:20.120 All right. 2862 02:18:20.120 --> 02:18:22.399 I feel that this is the hardest thing for me. 2863 02:18:23.600 --> 02:18:26.840 The hardest thing for me is like, oh, well, was 2864 02:18:26.879 --> 02:18:29.520 my favorite artist because I don't really have one. Yeah, 2865 02:18:29.559 --> 02:18:31.719 I kind of have alike. I kind of have to 2866 02:18:31.879 --> 02:18:35.799 just like juggle, like I'll just pick one. And I 2867 02:18:35.920 --> 02:18:37.600 was thinking of a band that impacted me a lot. 2868 02:18:37.639 --> 02:18:40.319 It was bleeding through when I was growing up because 2869 02:18:40.360 --> 02:18:42.920 of like they also had like these black metal influence 2870 02:18:43.040 --> 02:18:45.360 in the metal core scene, which was kind of unheard 2871 02:18:45.399 --> 02:18:45.959 of at that time. 2872 02:18:46.239 --> 02:18:48.760 No one was really blending those two genres, and so 2873 02:18:48.840 --> 02:18:50.639 that show was like, oh, I love black metal because 2874 02:18:50.639 --> 02:18:52.879 it just sounds so cool, even though it was like 2875 02:18:52.959 --> 02:18:55.959 goofy as shit people wearing corpse pain and being all ah, 2876 02:18:56.319 --> 02:18:58.680 I'm like this is so gay, but the music sounds 2877 02:18:58.719 --> 02:19:04.520 so cool. But anyway, their first albums uh So. They 2878 02:19:04.559 --> 02:19:09.559 have a song called Savior Saint Salvation on this album, 2879 02:19:09.639 --> 02:19:14.920 Portrait of a Goddess that features in shadows from Ben Schevenfolds. 2880 02:19:15.680 --> 02:19:16.840 You know, they all grew up in the same area. 2881 02:19:16.840 --> 02:19:18.559 They also fuck each other and stuff in Orange County, 2882 02:19:19.120 --> 02:19:21.639 so yeah, it's true. Yeah, they're all just having sex 2883 02:19:21.680 --> 02:19:24.760 with each other's studio. Yeah on CCTV, Yeah on CCTV. 2884 02:19:24.959 --> 02:19:26.559 I have it. I have it on my my hard 2885 02:19:26.639 --> 02:19:28.239 drive by forty gig hard drive that I got two 2886 02:19:28.239 --> 02:19:30.360 thousand and four. It's crazy my forty gig. My forty 2887 02:19:30.399 --> 02:19:33.799 gig hard drive still works. And four I got this 2888 02:19:33.840 --> 02:19:38.280 talk when geek Squad erased my computer without telling me, 2889 02:19:38.440 --> 02:19:40.040 without the note, because I would have been like, no, 2890 02:19:40.360 --> 02:19:43.319 I have plenty of shit on there. That's insane. They 2891 02:19:43.440 --> 02:19:45.239 just did it because my computer was acting up, and 2892 02:19:45.280 --> 02:19:48.159 I'm like, oh, thanks, I lost all of my thousands 2893 02:19:48.239 --> 02:19:50.760 of pictures that were only stored on my computer. Yeah. 2894 02:19:50.760 --> 02:19:52.200 I think part of the reason why I haven't bothered 2895 02:19:52.239 --> 02:19:53.840 to find the cable for that lazy hard drive is 2896 02:19:53.879 --> 02:19:55.440 that I feel like I'll be crushed to find that 2897 02:19:55.719 --> 02:19:57.479 that doesn't work well, it doesn't work like it Like 2898 02:19:57.559 --> 02:19:59.319 if I know that it's broken and there's like there's 2899 02:19:59.360 --> 02:20:00.360 nothing I can do at it, that. 2900 02:20:00.319 --> 02:20:02.040 Would be really sad. I get that's so you just 2901 02:20:02.120 --> 02:20:04.239 kind of keep it late, all right. It's like a possibility. 2902 02:20:04.239 --> 02:20:06.360 It's like Schrodinger's cat. 2903 02:20:07.239 --> 02:20:09.079 It's both alive and dead at the same time because 2904 02:20:09.079 --> 02:20:10.319 I can't use it and I don't know if it's 2905 02:20:10.360 --> 02:20:11.319 still alive. I like it. 2906 02:20:11.319 --> 02:20:14.600 It's actually a good way to sometimes. Yeah, knowing knowing 2907 02:20:14.719 --> 02:20:19.520 is his heartbreaking. Uh okay, so this love This is 2908 02:20:19.600 --> 02:20:22.440 Murderous is the other album I've got. I would have 2909 02:20:22.520 --> 02:20:24.639 to go with the Love Washington the Hill of Gunfire. 2910 02:20:24.879 --> 02:20:26.319 That's probably the most famous. 2911 02:20:26.040 --> 02:20:30.040 Song and why it's so famous because they use in 2912 02:20:30.120 --> 02:20:32.959 that album they have two quotes from Bundock Saints. 2913 02:20:33.559 --> 02:20:37.680 So the the first quote is from Willem Dafoe, like 2914 02:20:37.840 --> 02:20:40.280 there was a firefight. Do you re that part of 2915 02:20:40.319 --> 02:20:42.840 the Oh yeah, yeah, he's describing like the scene and 2916 02:20:43.000 --> 02:20:45.280 so like that. The song starts off with that quote, 2917 02:20:46.520 --> 02:20:47.920 and that ship like already. 2918 02:20:47.680 --> 02:20:49.040 Gets you hyped as far. I love that shit. 2919 02:20:49.239 --> 02:20:54.360 I love I love movie quotes or like like narration 2920 02:20:54.520 --> 02:20:57.399 from like other things, being like lead in whatever, like 2921 02:20:57.440 --> 02:20:58.760 being like a part of a song. This something about 2922 02:20:58.799 --> 02:21:01.879 and I know it's tech like not really that interesting 2923 02:21:01.920 --> 02:21:03.520 because it's already existed or whatever. 2924 02:21:03.879 --> 02:21:06.360 They're not written for it or whatever interesting stuff. I 2925 02:21:06.639 --> 02:21:07.600 think it's cool. I love it. 2926 02:21:08.239 --> 02:21:11.159 I love it, and I gotta say a lot of 2927 02:21:11.319 --> 02:21:14.959 bands have deviated from that, like it was like an era, 2928 02:21:15.079 --> 02:21:17.639 because even my band We Are the End, we did it. 2929 02:21:17.760 --> 02:21:23.559 I put it a a clip from Friday Friday After Next, 2930 02:21:23.600 --> 02:21:27.760 specifically of Pinky or whatever, and he was like threatening 2931 02:21:29.040 --> 02:21:31.040 Craig with a gun because he thought he was breaking 2932 02:21:31.079 --> 02:21:33.719 into his music store, his record store, and we put 2933 02:21:33.799 --> 02:21:36.040 that before it and then it just gets really heavy. 2934 02:21:36.079 --> 02:21:38.520 He's like say it again, oh you know whatever. 2935 02:21:38.879 --> 02:21:41.120 So that was like the thing of just putting cool 2936 02:21:41.120 --> 02:21:43.879 lit or whether it was serious or fucking goofy yeah, 2937 02:21:43.920 --> 02:21:46.760 And I was like, I need them to start doing 2938 02:21:46.799 --> 02:21:48.840 this shit again because people aren't really doing anymore. It's 2939 02:21:48.840 --> 02:21:49.680 like not trending anymore. 2940 02:21:49.680 --> 02:21:53.079 It's weird because when did It's a weird thing happened 2941 02:21:53.120 --> 02:21:57.959 when like angst went from like angst knowing that this 2942 02:21:58.040 --> 02:22:00.879 shit is bad and wrong to like being people just 2943 02:22:00.959 --> 02:22:05.079 being fucking cunts, And like when did that happen? Because 2944 02:22:05.079 --> 02:22:07.600 that's like all of metal from my life growing up, 2945 02:22:07.879 --> 02:22:10.159 All of people are metal. Metal heads were angsy as fuck, 2946 02:22:10.559 --> 02:22:12.959 but they weren't pieces of shit. I don't know, I 2947 02:22:12.959 --> 02:22:14.520 don't know. We're talking about this like the idea of 2948 02:22:14.639 --> 02:22:16.440 like that, right, like the idea of like what he's 2949 02:22:16.479 --> 02:22:21.040 talking about, like freaking pinky threatening to blow Craig's brains out. 2950 02:22:21.600 --> 02:22:25.479 It's like fucking it's an insane thing. But like people 2951 02:22:25.559 --> 02:22:30.200 that would like that five years ago are cunts. They 2952 02:22:30.200 --> 02:22:32.360 would be like, oh, yeah, fucking kill that guy. He's 2953 02:22:32.360 --> 02:22:34.360 an asshole. Opposed to you. Guys have probably liked it 2954 02:22:34.399 --> 02:22:36.479 and be like, yeah, well, I feel it's funny. It's 2955 02:22:36.600 --> 02:22:39.000 shtirically funny. It is where I will say it's weird 2956 02:22:39.079 --> 02:22:42.440 that there's a certain amount of people that I didn't 2957 02:22:42.479 --> 02:22:45.520 really think existed that get the wrong message out of 2958 02:22:45.520 --> 02:22:50.120 stuff like that, where it was clearly it's clearly just like, oh, 2959 02:22:50.200 --> 02:22:52.559 this is funny comedy, and then there's like it's like 2960 02:22:52.639 --> 02:22:56.600 the people that watch Fresh and Fit or whatever. Oh yeah, 2961 02:22:56.680 --> 02:22:57.399 Like I think. 2962 02:22:57.360 --> 02:23:00.760 Misogynistic jokes and racist jokes are funny, but like I 2963 02:23:00.840 --> 02:23:02.760 don't feel any connection to it, or it's like, yeah, 2964 02:23:02.799 --> 02:23:04.959 fuck that bitch, you know, like in the way you're 2965 02:23:04.959 --> 02:23:06.719 taking this way too seriously, the fuck's wrong with you. 2966 02:23:07.319 --> 02:23:09.680 And I feel like that was a common thing before. 2967 02:23:10.280 --> 02:23:13.399 I feel like people would laugh at things satirically before 2968 02:23:13.399 --> 02:23:16.079 all the I mean, it's still there. I think I 2969 02:23:16.159 --> 02:23:19.399 think that's not I think it's not the overwhelming majority. 2970 02:23:19.479 --> 02:23:23.319 Like I feel like people that often laugh at that 2971 02:23:23.559 --> 02:23:26.120 maybe serious more often than they were before, where it's. 2972 02:23:26.040 --> 02:23:28.159 Like, oh, this is a joke, right, I think I Yeah. 2973 02:23:28.319 --> 02:23:31.360 I think it's just the Internet kind of intensifying everything. 2974 02:23:31.479 --> 02:23:33.159 I think. I think we're hearing the loud or crazy 2975 02:23:33.239 --> 02:23:33.440 is more. 2976 02:23:33.799 --> 02:23:36.920 Yeah, I think, and people are catering to them and things, 2977 02:23:37.399 --> 02:23:38.959 and I think that's the way we gotta move on. 2978 02:23:39.159 --> 02:23:39.280 Ye. 2979 02:23:40.399 --> 02:23:42.680 Last one album is called The Truth is a song 2980 02:23:42.799 --> 02:23:46.040 called Tragedy of Empty Streets. The intro is fucking dope 2981 02:23:46.079 --> 02:23:48.159 as ship. That's all I gotta say. 2982 02:23:48.639 --> 02:23:51.200 Great band. I'm gonna see him in December. It's gonna 2983 02:23:51.239 --> 02:23:52.760 be fun. Yeah, Yeah, I don't know. 2984 02:23:52.799 --> 02:23:55.600 I think, uh, obviously Rises like my go to because 2985 02:23:55.600 --> 02:23:58.479 they're the tattoo, right, I have them tattooed on me. 2986 02:23:58.879 --> 02:24:01.360 Very important band to me still, but I think, like, 2987 02:24:01.559 --> 02:24:03.920 I don't know, man, I would probably put Devin Towns 2988 02:24:03.920 --> 02:24:05.520 in as one of those people where it's like, I 2989 02:24:05.559 --> 02:24:09.079 think this guy's probably my favorite artist period, But but 2990 02:24:09.159 --> 02:24:09.479 I don't. 2991 02:24:09.479 --> 02:24:11.680 I don't know. If I haven't, like there'd be too many. 2992 02:24:12.120 --> 02:24:13.879 I still have to do a deep dive into a 2993 02:24:13.920 --> 02:24:15.159 lot of his stuff. I still kind of find this 2994 02:24:15.200 --> 02:24:18.200 stuff as I gouse. He's so strange and it's also 2995 02:24:18.559 --> 02:24:21.399 so weird. Definitely for me. With Kanye, I think Kanye 2996 02:24:21.520 --> 02:24:23.600 is definitely still like a very important artist for me. Yeah, 2997 02:24:23.600 --> 02:24:25.079 I know it's his music anymore. I've kind of given 2998 02:24:25.159 --> 02:24:27.120 up on it as a whole, but he has, like 2999 02:24:27.360 --> 02:24:29.719 his lot of his older music is like really impactful 3000 02:24:29.760 --> 02:24:30.920 to me as a younger. Yeah, of course. 3001 02:24:31.120 --> 02:24:35.000 Is there an artist that like you like a lot 3002 02:24:35.040 --> 02:24:36.879 of their songs but you have not delved deep into 3003 02:24:36.920 --> 02:24:37.479 their catalog? 3004 02:24:38.319 --> 02:24:39.760 Do you think there's something like that? I don't think so. 3005 02:24:40.959 --> 02:24:45.200 I think honestly Paramour for me, really, yeah, I kind 3006 02:24:45.239 --> 02:24:47.200 of haven't really don't have that craze of a catalog. 3007 02:24:47.280 --> 02:24:49.600 I like, right, I know they don't have that many albums. 3008 02:24:50.120 --> 02:24:52.280 So Haley has a lot of singles, like he's made 3009 02:24:52.319 --> 02:24:53.159 a quite a bit of music. 3010 02:24:53.440 --> 02:24:55.719 But yeah, let's see, so you have that's one of 3011 02:24:55.760 --> 02:24:56.840 the more that's one of the ones that come to 3012 02:24:56.920 --> 02:24:58.479 mind because I like Paramour, but I haven't. 3013 02:24:58.600 --> 02:24:59.959 I don't think I have four albums. I don't think 3014 02:24:59.959 --> 02:25:02.760 I listen to is Falling or something something like that, 3015 02:25:03.120 --> 02:25:05.639 something something like that, and then like I don't even 3016 02:25:05.639 --> 02:25:10.600 I don't know the brand New Eyes, Yeah, self titled thirteen, 3017 02:25:10.639 --> 02:25:12.959 and then the twenty seventeen one, and. 3018 02:25:12.959 --> 02:25:16.200 Then whichever the after laughter. Yeah, they probably have like 3019 02:25:16.360 --> 02:25:17.440 six albums. 3020 02:25:17.200 --> 02:25:20.799 And cost of something whatever it is, they have six. 3021 02:25:20.840 --> 02:25:22.440 They have six albums. I think they have six as 3022 02:25:22.479 --> 02:25:24.879 far as I'm concerned, they have like six. I've listened 3023 02:25:24.959 --> 02:25:29.520 to each one. Huge Paramore fan, Uh yeah yeah. To me, though, 3024 02:25:29.559 --> 02:25:32.319 the sweet spot was rightan brand new Eyes I actually 3025 02:25:32.920 --> 02:25:35.319 a dope fucking album, I think. Man. I know a 3026 02:25:35.360 --> 02:25:36.719 lot of people would disagree with me, but I feel 3027 02:25:36.719 --> 02:25:38.159 like it's the same with Lincoln Park, where a lot 3028 02:25:38.200 --> 02:25:40.440 of people like Hybrid Theory is the best album. I 3029 02:25:40.520 --> 02:25:43.840 think Mediorita is a better album. Really, yes, absolutely. I 3030 02:25:43.879 --> 02:25:47.680 think it's margin. I think it's iconic. I think that's 3031 02:25:47.719 --> 02:25:51.520 a respectable that's kind of like Halo, Halo two or 3032 02:25:51.520 --> 02:25:52.799 Halo three. It's like, I feel like both of those 3033 02:25:52.799 --> 02:25:54.799 answers are right, you know what I mean? Ah yeah, 3034 02:25:54.920 --> 02:25:56.120 Like to me, I wouldn't be mad. 3035 02:25:56.200 --> 02:25:59.319 I just think in my assessment, it's just a more mature, 3036 02:25:59.399 --> 02:26:02.200 fleshed out verson of Hybrid Theory. Like the songs are 3037 02:26:02.239 --> 02:26:05.719 better written, They're much more impactful. I think there Ben 3038 02:26:05.879 --> 02:26:08.719 is a Lincoln Park fucking fanatic. 3039 02:26:09.000 --> 02:26:11.239 How does you feel about the new one? He doesn't. 3040 02:26:11.239 --> 02:26:14.319 He's sensible, so he was like, oh yeah, it's fine. 3041 02:26:14.799 --> 02:26:16.799 I still love Lincoln Park for what they were, and 3042 02:26:16.959 --> 02:26:20.000 I still have that Yeah, like a sensible person, I 3043 02:26:20.079 --> 02:26:24.040 think fine is the perfect answer, because it is just fine. 3044 02:26:24.600 --> 02:26:26.360 You're never gonna get the same experience you had on 3045 02:26:26.399 --> 02:26:28.000 an artist have. 3046 02:26:28.920 --> 02:26:31.639 I do have one, like really negative thing to say, 3047 02:26:31.760 --> 02:26:35.239 and I hope this doesn't happen to anybody else. Her 3048 02:26:35.360 --> 02:26:40.360 screams that Emily Armstrong reminds me of the who is 3049 02:26:40.399 --> 02:26:43.280 it Tara Strong, who's the actress the voice actor that 3050 02:26:43.440 --> 02:26:49.280 does Tommy Pickles Buttercup when everyone when you hear Emily, 3051 02:26:51.159 --> 02:26:54.520 when you hear Illi Armstrong scream, it sounds like Tommy 3052 02:26:54.559 --> 02:26:57.440 Pickles crying and like I can't get it out of there, 3053 02:26:58.239 --> 02:27:02.200 like there is a a like there is a thing 3054 02:27:02.319 --> 02:27:05.440 that like if you hear Tommy Pickles cry, like the 3055 02:27:05.920 --> 02:27:09.120 loud like that that's how the screen and I can't. 3056 02:27:09.000 --> 02:27:10.760 Get out of my man, I don't know. It fucks 3057 02:27:10.799 --> 02:27:12.239 me up, dude, I don't know if I hear that. 3058 02:27:12.440 --> 02:27:14.520 I hear there's one song specifically where she screams, and 3059 02:27:14.520 --> 02:27:15.719 I'm like, I don't know if I don't know if 3060 02:27:15.760 --> 02:27:19.159 I like it. I think it's fine, Like I listened 3061 02:27:19.159 --> 02:27:20.200 to it, I was like, there's something that I put 3062 02:27:20.239 --> 02:27:23.639 on my playlist. I actually liked some of the softer 3063 02:27:23.719 --> 02:27:24.799 ones more actually. 3064 02:27:24.639 --> 02:27:26.680 But he but he is a huge Linking Park fan, 3065 02:27:26.719 --> 02:27:28.840 and he's like, I think Meteora is a better album 3066 02:27:28.840 --> 02:27:31.680 as well. It's it's just when you think about I 3067 02:27:31.760 --> 02:27:34.879 try to remember why I don't think I like hybrid theory. 3068 02:27:35.159 --> 02:27:37.600 I mixed those up a lot so Line for You 3069 02:27:37.879 --> 02:27:39.799 from You you want talk about Lincoln Park? Line from 3070 02:27:39.799 --> 02:27:41.520 Me is my favorite fucking song off that album. 3071 02:27:41.559 --> 02:27:42.559 It's so good to me. 3072 02:27:42.680 --> 02:27:46.719 It's the perfect like this is everything that Lincoln Parking bodies. 3073 02:27:46.760 --> 02:27:50.159 It's a heavy song. The rapping is serviceable. You know, 3074 02:27:50.280 --> 02:27:53.079 it's not he wasn't that good yet, but like he 3075 02:27:53.280 --> 02:27:56.680 was serviceable. But like the chorus that this it's like 3076 02:27:56.719 --> 02:27:59.520 two thousand and four. This is two thousand and two, 3077 02:28:01.200 --> 02:28:04.319 two thousand, so it was before he like because like 3078 02:28:04.440 --> 02:28:06.959 he he to me, he can rap. 3079 02:28:07.079 --> 02:28:10.360 I think, like I think people that deny that Mike huh, 3080 02:28:10.440 --> 02:28:14.360 Mike said chester sorry, Mike, Mike Da can rap. Like 3081 02:28:14.479 --> 02:28:16.600 I think like people say he can't, I'm like, no, 3082 02:28:16.879 --> 02:28:19.840 he definitely, he's proven he does not. He learned how 3083 02:28:20.520 --> 02:28:23.319 he wasn't like a eminem that's probably out the womb 3084 02:28:23.399 --> 02:28:26.280 fucking making rhymes as a baby, but like he learned 3085 02:28:26.319 --> 02:28:27.639 how to rap. He can tell you. Look. 3086 02:28:27.879 --> 02:28:30.120 I think one of his best grounded songs. It was 3087 02:28:30.159 --> 02:28:32.760 from his fort minor album, But there's a song called 3088 02:28:32.760 --> 02:28:34.879 the in Stereo where it's a very hip, it's a 3089 02:28:34.959 --> 02:28:36.600 very West Coast name one. 3090 02:28:36.760 --> 02:28:39.520 Yeah, oh ready for here we go? We got this 3091 02:28:39.600 --> 02:28:43.639 whole block rock and they stereo his his uh that song, 3092 02:28:44.040 --> 02:28:46.799 like he's it's I feel like he's perfect on that 3093 02:28:46.920 --> 02:28:48.840 song where it was like he he got that beat, 3094 02:28:48.879 --> 02:28:51.440 he understood the assignment, and he like attacked it perfectly. 3095 02:28:51.920 --> 02:28:58.319 And now Meteora is definitely dude from the inside. Oh 3096 02:28:58.600 --> 02:29:02.600 song easier to run, numbing like that to me, to me, 3097 02:29:02.639 --> 02:29:05.239 breaking the habit does it? Because like I love that song, 3098 02:29:05.879 --> 02:29:11.719 like that's my that was all of that's right then, 3099 02:29:11.840 --> 02:29:12.479 I say. 3100 02:29:12.639 --> 02:29:16.600 It was so good man like and that music video 3101 02:29:16.719 --> 02:29:19.079 was like vibe is yeah, the vibe of that song 3102 02:29:19.200 --> 02:29:21.360 is like unbelievable. Like that that music video I think 3103 02:29:21.479 --> 02:29:23.079 was like the first time that a music video caught 3104 02:29:23.120 --> 02:29:23.760 my attention ever. 3105 02:29:24.319 --> 02:29:27.440 I was like, what the fuck really is this? That's crazy? 3106 02:29:27.760 --> 02:29:32.079 I can't because that's pretty early or was either this 3107 02:29:32.200 --> 02:29:36.440 is weird because I think it was two thousand and two. 3108 02:29:36.799 --> 02:29:39.360 That sounds about right. Yeah, it's either two thousand and 3109 02:29:39.360 --> 02:29:40.280 two or two thousand and three. 3110 02:29:40.440 --> 02:29:42.879 It's hard for me to Yeah, but I feel I'm 3111 02:29:42.920 --> 02:29:44.319 like eight or nine when that comes out and I 3112 02:29:44.399 --> 02:29:45.920 see like that fucking video and I'm like, what the 3113 02:29:46.079 --> 02:29:49.840 fuck is it? Because I because I'm that's like middle 3114 02:29:49.920 --> 02:29:51.639 of like the the Hot Streak of Tunami, you know 3115 02:29:51.680 --> 02:29:52.920 what I mean, So like I'm. 3116 02:29:52.799 --> 02:29:56.040 Like, what the fuck is this? This is I would 3117 02:29:56.079 --> 02:29:56.719 watch the show. 3118 02:29:57.559 --> 02:30:00.559 Yeah, that's man fucking fantastic album. I did a I 3119 02:30:00.639 --> 02:30:04.120 did a whole retrospective on their albums and I ranked them. 3120 02:30:04.239 --> 02:30:07.520 That was number one. I think some people it was 3121 02:30:07.559 --> 02:30:09.239 hard though, because I feel like a lot of people 3122 02:30:09.879 --> 02:30:13.520 need to give Living Things their twenty twelve album more listens, 3123 02:30:13.920 --> 02:30:16.000 because that's a fucking actually an amazing album. Is that 3124 02:30:16.040 --> 02:30:18.479 the one with the Lost and the Echo on it? Yes? 3125 02:30:18.840 --> 02:30:19.200 I like that. 3126 02:30:19.600 --> 02:30:22.000 That album is actually really good. I think Castle Glass 3127 02:30:22.120 --> 02:30:23.399 is one of the best songs I've ever written. 3128 02:30:23.600 --> 02:30:25.479 I like that one too. That's a fucking great song. 3129 02:30:25.520 --> 02:30:26.760 People made fun of me for like in that song 3130 02:30:27.520 --> 02:30:28.399 insane it's good. 3131 02:30:28.399 --> 02:30:30.479 If you like breaking the habit, How the fuck do 3132 02:30:30.520 --> 02:30:30.879 you not like. 3133 02:30:30.959 --> 02:30:33.280 Yeah, it's like it's impossible, not very sim it's not 3134 02:30:33.440 --> 02:30:35.600 it's not like complicated. Yeah, it's not like I mean, 3135 02:30:35.639 --> 02:30:36.799 I don't think I don't think things need to be 3136 02:30:36.799 --> 02:30:37.520 complicated because this. 3137 02:30:38.639 --> 02:30:42.040 Is breaking the have it complicated. It's a very very straightforward. Yeah, 3138 02:30:42.120 --> 02:30:45.440 And I'm like, people are insane. They sometimes they get 3139 02:30:45.479 --> 02:30:47.760 caught up in this thing of like, oh, let's just 3140 02:30:47.879 --> 02:30:49.799 hate on it for fucking whatever reason. People go back 3141 02:30:49.799 --> 02:30:52.079 to it and they're like, oh, actually this was really good. Yeah. Comparatively, 3142 02:30:53.200 --> 02:30:57.440 when you listen to the fucking album record from you, 3143 02:30:57.600 --> 02:31:04.479 I've always apologetically good, is my fucking jam? I still listen, dude. 3144 02:31:04.520 --> 02:31:07.840 I I'm just so always apologetically loved. Like if I 3145 02:31:07.879 --> 02:31:10.399 would play it all the time, I didn't give a fuck. 3146 02:31:10.520 --> 02:31:12.280 I remember I had to. I had to live through 3147 02:31:12.280 --> 02:31:17.319 that weird period whre everybody's like, mm, who dumb. It's 3148 02:31:17.360 --> 02:31:21.239 like is for a It's it's a period piece. I'm 3149 02:31:21.239 --> 02:31:22.639 gonna tell you that's nothing wrong with it. 3150 02:31:22.680 --> 02:31:23.920 It's a period piece in the same way that G 3151 02:31:24.040 --> 02:31:25.799 T A four is a period piece, where it's just 3152 02:31:25.920 --> 02:31:27.920 like this is fucking good. But that and if you 3153 02:31:27.959 --> 02:31:29.760 don't like it, like God, you don't have to like it, 3154 02:31:29.879 --> 02:31:32.520 but like, this is definitely not objectively bad by any 3155 02:31:32.760 --> 02:31:32.959 you know. 3156 02:31:33.040 --> 02:31:35.959 I don't like. I don't like the people that even like, 3157 02:31:36.079 --> 02:31:39.760 say my boy Anthony vantano I. The only problem I've 3158 02:31:39.760 --> 02:31:43.159 ever had with him is the oh I grew out 3159 02:31:43.200 --> 02:31:44.920 of this stuff kind of a thing where I'm like, 3160 02:31:45.000 --> 02:31:48.159 you're gay, dude, don't you can g out of things? 3161 02:31:48.239 --> 02:31:51.399 That's I just don't look at. Here's the thing I 3162 02:31:51.559 --> 02:31:55.079 don't like when people have this, oh I'm too mature now, 3163 02:31:55.319 --> 02:31:57.280 I'm not, because like the way that first of all, 3164 02:31:57.440 --> 02:32:00.719 I was an angsty teenager myself, so the music I 3165 02:32:00.799 --> 02:32:04.000 listened to objectively, they didn't do anything. I think I'm 3166 02:32:04.000 --> 02:32:05.600 an outlier because I think there's a lot of people 3167 02:32:05.639 --> 02:32:08.680 that really like oh, deep into my soul, crawling at 3168 02:32:08.719 --> 02:32:10.479 my skin, all the depression, like I get it, and 3169 02:32:10.600 --> 02:32:14.280 me like I'm a happy kid. I understand and appreciate 3170 02:32:14.360 --> 02:32:16.680 what it is. When I still listen to crawling or 3171 02:32:16.719 --> 02:32:19.879 any of those things, it's still the same to me. 3172 02:32:20.280 --> 02:32:23.079 It's just good written songs that sound I I agree, 3173 02:32:23.159 --> 02:32:26.319 but that I age out of. I age out of 3174 02:32:26.360 --> 02:32:29.520 Tyler the Creator, like I was fucking Tyler. Is that 3175 02:32:29.799 --> 02:32:35.719 generation's time of like angst and like sounds? I know, 3176 02:32:35.879 --> 02:32:38.559 I still like the songs, right, And I think, I 3177 02:32:38.600 --> 02:32:40.120 guess you grew out of artists, you know, because people 3178 02:32:40.280 --> 02:32:42.600 people change, people go on their paths to like change 3179 02:32:42.639 --> 02:32:45.520 that stuff. I think, what's happening or I guess I know. No, 3180 02:32:45.600 --> 02:32:46.280 you're right, You're right. 3181 02:32:46.280 --> 02:32:47.959 I agree, just the way that the way that I 3182 02:32:48.000 --> 02:32:50.319 feel about is like there there are facets of things 3183 02:32:50.399 --> 02:32:52.360 that I grow out of in the sense of like 3184 02:32:52.959 --> 02:32:55.399 I like this song for X, Y and Z, right, 3185 02:32:55.879 --> 02:32:58.479 and now maybe I I maybe I don't like it 3186 02:32:58.559 --> 02:33:01.159 for X as much because I don't it doesn't hit 3187 02:33:01.280 --> 02:33:02.760 for me in the same way in that way because 3188 02:33:02.760 --> 02:33:05.760 I'm not in high school, and like these lyrics used 3189 02:33:05.799 --> 02:33:08.000 to be very challenging, but now, like as I've listened 3190 02:33:08.000 --> 02:33:09.760 to a lot more, it's just like, oh, they're fine 3191 02:33:09.760 --> 02:33:11.399 and they do what I guess, But like the other 3192 02:33:11.520 --> 02:33:14.120 things are like this sounds good, or like this is 3193 02:33:14.200 --> 02:33:16.600 a vibe to to to karaoke to or just to 3194 02:33:16.799 --> 02:33:17.639 put on in the background. 3195 02:33:17.840 --> 02:33:19.799 Like that to me, I never I never age out 3196 02:33:19.840 --> 02:33:22.239 of that. I always still like the things for liking 3197 02:33:22.319 --> 02:33:26.479 them right exactly, like I may because like it was 3198 02:33:26.600 --> 02:33:29.879 like something that really spoke to me. But I still 3199 02:33:30.079 --> 02:33:32.000 like it. It's just that that's not something I would 3200 02:33:32.040 --> 02:33:33.639 like listen to all the time. But like, I still 3201 02:33:34.280 --> 02:33:36.680 like what song why I fucking I liked so much that. 3202 02:33:36.680 --> 02:33:39.000 I can give you a good example for me, Like 3203 02:33:39.319 --> 02:33:42.360 I hate everything about you by U two Days Grace. 3204 02:33:43.200 --> 02:33:45.159 That's a good song. But there was a time where 3205 02:33:45.159 --> 02:33:46.680 I thought there was like, oh man, this, I fucking 3206 02:33:46.760 --> 02:33:49.360 feel this. I don't feel that anymore, but I still 3207 02:33:49.479 --> 02:33:49.920 like that song. 3208 02:33:50.000 --> 02:33:54.440 It's good. It's fascinating to me that that's what I said. 3209 02:33:54.440 --> 02:33:57.319 I think I'm an outlier because it just since I 3210 02:33:57.639 --> 02:33:59.639 was a I just wasn't. I was a happy kid 3211 02:34:00.280 --> 02:34:03.000 and a teenager. I didn't have like my challenges were 3212 02:34:03.120 --> 02:34:05.840 very mundane, right. I felt very like privileged, even though 3213 02:34:05.879 --> 02:34:08.520 like we were just normal middle class people. But I 3214 02:34:08.559 --> 02:34:10.520 didn't feel like, you know, teenagers are very self absorbing, 3215 02:34:10.600 --> 02:34:13.000 like oh my life so this everything. So I didn't 3216 02:34:13.040 --> 02:34:16.200 have that. So when I listened to Lincoln Park fucking 3217 02:34:16.319 --> 02:34:18.440 breaks stuff, limb biscuits, none of that ship meant nothing 3218 02:34:18.479 --> 02:34:20.920 to me. It was just felt cool. I'm like, oh, man, 3219 02:34:21.760 --> 02:34:24.479 like the way this sounds fucking give me something to 3220 02:34:24.520 --> 02:34:30.600 break when like the fucking that riff dune like it's 3221 02:34:30.920 --> 02:34:33.360 it just sounds fucking awesome to me. Corn Yeah, Like 3222 02:34:33.399 --> 02:34:35.559 they made some like very depressed songs in the in 3223 02:34:35.600 --> 02:34:40.000 their Untouchables album, right and nothing. It did nothing for me. 3224 02:34:40.079 --> 02:34:43.520 It just sounds awesome. Stained Stain is a notoriously sad, 3225 02:34:43.639 --> 02:34:46.559 fucking sap pussy band that's all about, Oh I'm so sad. 3226 02:34:46.639 --> 02:34:49.719 There's a song called like for you or to my Mother, 3227 02:34:50.159 --> 02:34:52.879 to my father, and I'm like, that shit means nothing 3228 02:34:52.920 --> 02:34:55.600 to me. But then people that are like, oh I'm 3229 02:34:55.680 --> 02:34:56.159 so sad. 3230 02:34:59.079 --> 02:35:02.479 Shine Down was in a that you have a what 3231 02:35:02.680 --> 02:35:04.360 you call it, You don't have that emotional connection to 3232 02:35:04.399 --> 02:35:06.680 the song. I think that's why you have the perspective 3233 02:35:06.719 --> 02:35:09.399 you have. And I think, like I think this like 3234 02:35:09.520 --> 02:35:11.399 growing out of things is like a thing that happens. 3235 02:35:11.440 --> 02:35:13.920 I think it just does happen, you know, less for 3236 02:35:14.079 --> 02:35:17.000 just like for me. Like I used to love Poke. 3237 02:35:17.079 --> 02:35:18.520 I heard so much, right, I was a big fan 3238 02:35:18.559 --> 02:35:21.479 of Pokemon. I still love Pokemon for what it was 3239 02:35:21.520 --> 02:35:22.920 at the time when I was loving it, you know, 3240 02:35:23.360 --> 02:35:25.559 like I still love Tota Dill. I still fucking think 3241 02:35:25.680 --> 02:35:28.360 Arcanine is probably the coolest thing to have a giant 3242 02:35:28.440 --> 02:35:31.000 flaming dog. I think that's the latest fuck. But like, 3243 02:35:31.120 --> 02:35:32.840 you know, like I'm like, I don't really play this. 3244 02:35:32.959 --> 02:35:37.559 That's a good point, like because I did fall off 3245 02:35:37.600 --> 02:35:40.799 a pokemon pretty fast, but I love the ones you love. 3246 02:35:41.000 --> 02:35:45.079 I have coughing tattooed on my thigh exactly, you know, 3247 02:35:45.200 --> 02:35:46.959 like it's just so that guess that back to the 3248 02:35:47.040 --> 02:35:50.079 original point where I don't know why I say, for example, 3249 02:35:50.159 --> 02:35:51.879 like it's not just it's I just picked Anthony as 3250 02:35:51.879 --> 02:35:55.120 a he's so popular, Yeah he does. Is that I 3251 02:35:55.200 --> 02:35:57.920 don't think he needs to acknowledge or even say that 3252 02:35:58.120 --> 02:36:00.280 like I don't really listen to this anymore or I 3253 02:36:00.319 --> 02:36:01.959 grew out of this because to me, it doesn't really 3254 02:36:02.120 --> 02:36:05.200 Uh it's kind of like, well, you're you're just you're 3255 02:36:05.200 --> 02:36:07.879 being objective about this music right now, and that's all 3256 02:36:07.920 --> 02:36:09.639 I care about is how does it sound to you? 3257 02:36:10.200 --> 02:36:12.479 And not say does it Like it's almost like you're 3258 02:36:12.520 --> 02:36:14.200 letting people know, like, hey, I want to let you 3259 02:36:14.319 --> 02:36:16.360 know that this just doesn't speak to me, Like, don't 3260 02:36:16.360 --> 02:36:19.159 don't think I'm a weird fucking angsty kid or I'm 3261 02:36:19.200 --> 02:36:21.280 going through some ship, because that's how I feel. Like 3262 02:36:21.280 --> 02:36:22.879 when people say, like I don't listen to that cringey 3263 02:36:22.920 --> 02:36:25.079 shit anymore, and I'm like, well, yeah, it doesn't need 3264 02:36:25.120 --> 02:36:28.399 to be cringey music. It's like, say, I wonder, hey, 3265 02:36:28.479 --> 02:36:31.159 can you listen to a baby metal You don't understand 3266 02:36:31.159 --> 02:36:33.840 the lyrics, Like I don't understand a fucking word of 3267 02:36:33.879 --> 02:36:37.959 what they're saying, right, it sounds awesome on the fucking 3268 02:36:38.079 --> 02:36:39.799 weep music. Like when I was like, who listen to 3269 02:36:39.840 --> 02:36:42.079 we Like, it's like it's like I don't know, Like 3270 02:36:42.159 --> 02:36:44.399 you don't have to say I think it's weird. You 3271 02:36:44.479 --> 02:36:46.680 can still acknowledge it's good. You can still like, oh right, 3272 02:36:46.799 --> 02:36:49.319 this is like I think this is weird. That like 3273 02:36:49.520 --> 02:36:51.280 when he says he ages out of things, he seems 3274 02:36:51.319 --> 02:36:55.079 to do it in like a but I think it's 3275 02:36:55.120 --> 02:36:56.319 it's one of those things where it's like I think 3276 02:36:56.319 --> 02:36:58.600 he does it. It's like an all or nothing type thing. 3277 02:36:58.639 --> 02:37:00.559 It's like, oh, I have aged out of this facet 3278 02:37:00.600 --> 02:37:02.799 of relating to this music. Therefore I don't think it 3279 02:37:02.840 --> 02:37:05.200 sounds good anymore. It's like that's kind of crazy. Yeah, yeah, 3280 02:37:05.239 --> 02:37:08.959 I mean like, you're not gonna fuckingxually like that all 3281 02:37:09.000 --> 02:37:11.559 the time, though that's what it's specific bands with a 3282 02:37:11.600 --> 02:37:12.920 lot of well, I was gonna say it. 3283 02:37:13.600 --> 02:37:15.399 If it's not like that, if that's not how he's 3284 02:37:15.520 --> 02:37:17.719 meaning it to sound, he's doing a bad job of 3285 02:37:18.799 --> 02:37:19.799 coming that's coming across. 3286 02:37:20.040 --> 02:37:21.600 There's a lot of there's a lot of records he 3287 02:37:21.639 --> 02:37:23.479 doesn't there's a lot of albums that he doesn't review 3288 02:37:23.840 --> 02:37:25.639 and uh, something that that I would expect that he 3289 02:37:25.680 --> 02:37:27.520 would do, and there's other ones like it. 3290 02:37:27.680 --> 02:37:30.520 And it's always happens to be in this span. 3291 02:37:30.440 --> 02:37:32.680 Of time where it was like new metal and metal core, 3292 02:37:32.760 --> 02:37:36.840 where he'll preference that I don't really listen to this anymore. 3293 02:37:37.159 --> 02:37:39.000 What a time I was into this. But then like 3294 02:37:39.239 --> 02:37:42.360 there's other things that like that have consistently sayed good 3295 02:37:42.399 --> 02:37:45.040 to him. He never has to have that like asterisk 3296 02:37:45.280 --> 02:37:48.319 or that disclaimer, and so I'm just like, all right, man, 3297 02:37:48.360 --> 02:37:51.120 you don't need Look. I think people understand because it's like, 3298 02:37:51.200 --> 02:37:53.680 say me, if I was gonna U, I don't, like 3299 02:37:53.719 --> 02:37:55.600 I said, I don't really listen to disturb that much anymore, 3300 02:37:56.200 --> 02:37:58.639 but when I do listen to it, it still sounds 3301 02:37:58.719 --> 02:38:02.079 good to me. So it's not the music hasn't changed, 3302 02:38:02.479 --> 02:38:04.840 and I didn't really gravitate towards the messages because I 3303 02:38:04.840 --> 02:38:06.719 always thought it was just it just didn't apply to me. 3304 02:38:08.000 --> 02:38:09.840 But you know, one thing that does apply to me 3305 02:38:10.799 --> 02:38:12.920 was a more political messaging. Like you said, like punk 3306 02:38:13.399 --> 02:38:15.680 right and say a lot of hardcore and like say 3307 02:38:15.760 --> 02:38:18.680 kill Switch to Gauge. Their old lyrics were very like 3308 02:38:19.000 --> 02:38:21.920 utifying and very just hardcore and shit, and so that 3309 02:38:22.000 --> 02:38:24.719 stuff stuck with me. How I'm feeling right now, like 3310 02:38:24.799 --> 02:38:27.680 as a person a very jaded just because of these 3311 02:38:28.000 --> 02:38:29.360 So I would I don't want to listen to that 3312 02:38:29.479 --> 02:38:32.120 right now right now, when I hear that unifying shit, 3313 02:38:32.159 --> 02:38:33.959 I'm like, shot the fuck up because I'm just not 3314 02:38:34.120 --> 02:38:39.000 feeling that. But like, but it's definitely that did speak 3315 02:38:39.040 --> 02:38:42.280 to me, and it's just a vibe. It's not like 3316 02:38:42.559 --> 02:38:44.079 it's not like I'm gonna put it away forever. It's 3317 02:38:44.159 --> 02:38:44.719 I don't know that. 3318 02:38:44.840 --> 02:38:46.920 I think there is also like a desensitization thing too. 3319 02:38:46.959 --> 02:38:50.159 It's like, you know, things can only be exciting for 3320 02:38:50.959 --> 02:38:53.159 however long, you know what I mean. Like I've listened 3321 02:38:53.200 --> 02:38:55.959 to every Rising Ants album so much at this point 3322 02:38:56.079 --> 02:38:58.639 that like, sure, I don't like when I'm playing music, 3323 02:38:58.760 --> 02:39:00.879 I kind of don't put them on that much because 3324 02:39:00.879 --> 02:39:02.799 I've heard it like and I and you know, sometimes 3325 02:39:02.799 --> 02:39:04.559 I'm feeling it and sometimes like yeah, I could listen 3326 02:39:04.600 --> 02:39:06.799 to Savior right now, or I could listen to fucking 3327 02:39:06.879 --> 02:39:08.680 this entire album front to back. But it's like it's 3328 02:39:08.680 --> 02:39:10.479 a much rare occurrence than it used to be. I 3329 02:39:10.600 --> 02:39:12.000 just have it constantly. 3330 02:39:12.079 --> 02:39:14.440 You guys are on sociopaths. I have over fucking thousand 3331 02:39:14.920 --> 02:39:17.920 fucking song playlists where I'm getting music from like two 3332 02:39:18.000 --> 02:39:20.920 thousand fucking eleven. What do you mean Spotify playlist? Like, 3333 02:39:21.000 --> 02:39:24.120 my Spotify playlist is so huge. I have songs. 3334 02:39:24.200 --> 02:39:27.000 Yeah, Min's pretty, he went over like on a recent episode, so. 3335 02:39:27.360 --> 02:39:29.799 I needed I'm so lazy, Mine is I need to 3336 02:39:29.799 --> 02:39:31.719 get on your guys. Line is from songs that like, 3337 02:39:32.040 --> 02:39:34.159 I have songs some like The Odd Future Days that 3338 02:39:34.239 --> 02:39:37.360 are like like, uh, tron Cat and freaking. 3339 02:39:39.360 --> 02:39:42.000 That song's intense. Tron Cat has an intense fucking song. 3340 02:39:42.079 --> 02:39:43.559 I'm like eighty four hours in one minute. 3341 02:39:43.680 --> 02:39:46.520 That's what I'm saying, dude. I told you guys, but 3342 02:39:46.719 --> 02:39:48.200 what do you guys? What do you think? 3343 02:39:48.280 --> 02:39:50.360 How long is my longest playlist. 3344 02:39:50.399 --> 02:39:52.760 Like fifty something songs. Right. We talked about this in 3345 02:39:52.760 --> 02:39:54.479 an episode we did we did just this still hour, 3346 02:39:54.639 --> 02:39:57.319 just guess hour hour I would, I would guess maybe 3347 02:39:57.399 --> 02:39:59.920 like five hours. And Kingston, what do you think maybe 3348 02:40:00.159 --> 02:40:06.559 like maybe like maybe like three really three hours? Three hours. 3349 02:40:06.840 --> 02:40:10.040 I just it's only like it's only like like six 3350 02:40:10.200 --> 02:40:12.959 seven albums. It's not enough because I will I'm a 3351 02:40:13.120 --> 02:40:14.760 very when I do playlist because I used to make 3352 02:40:14.959 --> 02:40:17.399 I used to make playlists on CDs all the time, 3353 02:40:17.559 --> 02:40:19.239 and it was specifically no. 3354 02:40:20.520 --> 02:40:24.120 I tried my best, no artists repeated. It was like 3355 02:40:24.239 --> 02:40:27.799 it was like, my playlists are extremely curated, and so 3356 02:40:27.879 --> 02:40:30.399 I have my Ulter mix, which has up breaks the rules, 3357 02:40:30.440 --> 02:40:32.440 will have maybe two or three artists, but it's just 3358 02:40:32.600 --> 02:40:34.280 a handful of songs from one artist. 3359 02:40:34.360 --> 02:40:36.799 And then I get lazy, no continue it, And I 3360 02:40:36.879 --> 02:40:40.200 was like, fuck, there's plenty of I'll discover. I've discovered. Uh. 3361 02:40:40.479 --> 02:40:43.559 I recently discovered a band that's quickly becoming probably one 3362 02:40:43.600 --> 02:40:46.600 of my favorite bands called unto Others. And they're like, 3363 02:40:46.680 --> 02:40:49.280 to me, a non gay version of ghost. 3364 02:40:49.680 --> 02:40:51.680 You know, like say it feel because there's I feel 3365 02:40:51.680 --> 02:40:54.000 like there's some people that like the music ghosts, but 3366 02:40:54.040 --> 02:40:56.000 then they're like, I know what it is. This theatric 3367 02:40:56.319 --> 02:40:58.680 as gay as fuck, and like unto others are like 3368 02:40:59.159 --> 02:41:02.000 they have a similar vibe, but they don't do any 3369 02:41:02.040 --> 02:41:04.520 of that, like theatrical ship that some people are maybe 3370 02:41:04.920 --> 02:41:07.200 will look at it and be like, this is crazy stupid. 3371 02:41:07.239 --> 02:41:09.639 I agree. Of some of the music I listened to before, 3372 02:41:09.639 --> 02:41:12.319 it's like like, I don't. For me, it's particularly Tyler. 3373 02:41:12.360 --> 02:41:14.319 I look at I look back at old Tyler the Creator, 3374 02:41:14.319 --> 02:41:16.920 and I'm like, I get it. This nigga is trippy. 3375 02:41:17.079 --> 02:41:20.280 I get it. This dude was buggy. When I listened 3376 02:41:20.319 --> 02:41:22.680 to Lincoln not Sorry. When I listen to Limb Biscuit specific, 3377 02:41:23.559 --> 02:41:26.120 I'm just like, but even when I was young, I 3378 02:41:26.239 --> 02:41:28.280 was like this is stupid, but like it was fun. 3379 02:41:28.559 --> 02:41:31.559 But now to me it's just infinitely more stupid. It's 3380 02:41:31.559 --> 02:41:34.040 still fun, but like I'm just like, this is dumb 3381 02:41:34.079 --> 02:41:36.079 as fuck, but I still enjoy listening to it. And 3382 02:41:36.079 --> 02:41:38.360 I feel like that was the thing where I'm like, yo, uh, 3383 02:41:38.399 --> 02:41:40.760 you know Fantano, but you can't you just like steal 3384 02:41:41.840 --> 02:41:44.120 you can just be we all know nobody. I don't 3385 02:41:44.159 --> 02:41:46.159 think there's anyone on the planet that doesn't realize how 3386 02:41:46.200 --> 02:41:48.639 fucking stupid this shit is. That's not like we all 3387 02:41:48.719 --> 02:41:53.840 get it, it's just what it's stupid. Question that based 3388 02:41:53.840 --> 02:41:55.559 off is when when more moment and you guys were 3389 02:41:55.600 --> 02:41:58.879 like realize, like like when did what age did you 3390 02:41:58.920 --> 02:42:03.879 guys lose your You're like egocentric nature? You were like, Oh, yeah, 3391 02:42:03.920 --> 02:42:06.280 the world is way bigger than me. This world's way 3392 02:42:06.440 --> 02:42:08.000 way bigger than me. I don't know, I'm still waiting. 3393 02:42:09.959 --> 02:42:13.639 I think I was genuinely like maybe like seventeen, when 3394 02:42:13.680 --> 02:42:16.799 I was like, oh, like like, oh, this world is 3395 02:42:16.879 --> 02:42:18.680 way bigger than I am, Like, guy, there's there's. 3396 02:42:18.840 --> 02:42:22.000 I mean technically, technically, I feel like it happened to 3397 02:42:22.000 --> 02:42:24.200 me like a couple of times. I think like I 3398 02:42:24.280 --> 02:42:25.479 think when I was seven, I was like I grew 3399 02:42:25.520 --> 02:42:26.879 up real quick, and I was like, oh fuck, okay, 3400 02:42:26.959 --> 02:42:29.040 everything's weird. But then I think like I kind of 3401 02:42:29.040 --> 02:42:31.120 fell back into things, and then I think maybe twenty 3402 02:42:31.959 --> 02:42:33.879 was when I came back out. I think I think 3403 02:42:34.159 --> 02:42:37.479 that's when I started like not keeping myself in a 3404 02:42:37.559 --> 02:42:40.000 box about this stuff that I wanted to take part in. 3405 02:42:40.079 --> 02:42:43.280 I guess you know where I was like, oh, I 3406 02:42:43.280 --> 02:42:44.879 don't know if I want to watch that movie, it's 3407 02:42:45.120 --> 02:42:46.639 like or I don't know, if I want to listen 3408 02:42:46.680 --> 02:42:48.280 to that music, it's like pop or whatever. 3409 02:42:48.319 --> 02:42:53.600 I don't want to fucking you know, pop music stumb So, yeah, 3410 02:42:53.600 --> 02:42:56.239 I think I had my poppy man, I had my 3411 02:42:56.319 --> 02:42:58.079 pop Max, I had my pop on a low. I 3412 02:42:58.079 --> 02:42:59.600 didn't want to be real about it because I fucking 3413 02:42:59.639 --> 02:43:01.959 I always liked I was. I like Justin Bieber. 3414 02:43:02.000 --> 02:43:04.520 I like Justin Bieber for I just put the Natasha 3415 02:43:04.559 --> 02:43:07.360 Benning what is it? Pocket phon Sunshine on my playlist. 3416 02:43:08.360 --> 02:43:11.680 I didn't realize that. Yeah, yeah, I didn't realize that 3417 02:43:11.719 --> 02:43:13.639 those were the same songs. By the way, what do 3418 02:43:13.680 --> 02:43:15.680 you mean like the chorus and the verse of that song? 3419 02:43:15.760 --> 02:43:17.319 I remember them being separate songs. 3420 02:43:17.360 --> 02:43:22.239 I don't know the verse at all actually, so that 3421 02:43:22.440 --> 02:43:24.479 nobody knows where the rivers flow. 3422 02:43:25.159 --> 02:43:27.000 Yeah, yeah, well, well that's what I'm saying. It's like 3423 02:43:27.479 --> 02:43:30.399 the choruses. I guess they're too choruses sounds different because 3424 02:43:30.399 --> 02:43:32.200 I got a pocket, got a Pocket phot of Sunshine, 3425 02:43:32.799 --> 02:43:34.319 and then it's and then it's and then it's like. 3426 02:43:35.360 --> 02:43:40.280 Take me Away too bad? The same song. Yeah, it's 3427 02:43:40.280 --> 02:43:44.479 also on long So the sunshine pre chorus. Yeah, gotcha, 3428 02:43:44.760 --> 02:43:46.360 But isn't that where like I thought, I could have 3429 02:43:46.440 --> 02:43:48.440 sworn those were separate, So that's not a short song. 3430 02:43:48.520 --> 02:43:51.000 Was then like a six minute song. Wait, you're not 3431 02:43:51.040 --> 02:43:52.680 gonna make a pop soul on that long. It's crazy, 3432 02:43:53.719 --> 02:43:56.200 I think. I think the producers, the producers. 3433 02:43:55.799 --> 02:43:57.520 Would like it's like three and a half minutes. Okay, 3434 02:43:57.600 --> 02:43:58.319 the producer. 3435 02:43:58.000 --> 02:43:59.719 Would kill someone that made a pop soul that long. 3436 02:44:00.280 --> 02:44:03.000 People don't have retentions for that long for pop. No way, 3437 02:44:03.079 --> 02:44:05.479 people have no song for songs in general. That's why 3438 02:44:05.479 --> 02:44:07.319 they all have. That's why you don't even know. That's 3439 02:44:07.319 --> 02:44:09.120 why you don't even know the full. 3440 02:44:09.000 --> 02:44:11.840 Saw Well, I never listened to I just I would 3441 02:44:11.920 --> 02:44:14.200 just hear it, like because it was popular, dude, Like 3442 02:44:14.200 --> 02:44:15.680 that song was everywhere that was. It was in like 3443 02:44:16.040 --> 02:44:18.680 you know, restaurants or like department stores or likely. 3444 02:44:18.760 --> 02:44:20.879 I only remember that song from the movie easy A. 3445 02:44:21.760 --> 02:44:25.440 I don't know if I ever amstone movie. It was 3446 02:44:25.479 --> 02:44:26.760 like it was like a it was like a like 3447 02:44:26.799 --> 02:44:28.520 a like a Hallmark card or something like that. You'd 3448 02:44:28.559 --> 02:44:30.000 open it and it would start playing that song. I 3449 02:44:30.159 --> 02:44:32.920 only remember from the fucking movie. But back then I 3450 02:44:33.000 --> 02:44:34.760 was trying to pipe in the stone, you know, because 3451 02:44:34.760 --> 02:44:36.159 I was like I was like, oh, I'm a I'm 3452 02:44:36.200 --> 02:44:38.520 a background actor. I'm gonna work my way up like 3453 02:44:38.719 --> 02:44:40.920 they all did. I'm gonna pipe this bitch. And then 3454 02:44:40.959 --> 02:44:42.600 you know, of course I think it's really funny. How 3455 02:44:42.719 --> 02:44:45.840 Like that's another movie that I wish I could see 3456 02:44:45.879 --> 02:44:48.040 the respective of the Little Black brother who was just 3457 02:44:48.200 --> 02:44:50.520 like watching his sister. I wish I could just see. 3458 02:44:50.639 --> 02:44:52.920 I wish it was like a director's cut on like 3459 02:44:53.120 --> 02:44:56.200 DLC the movies. It's I could see movie from other 3460 02:44:56.319 --> 02:44:59.079 person's perspectives, Like I would love to see a horror 3461 02:44:59.120 --> 02:45:02.200 movie from perspective of friend that didn't go along. So 3462 02:45:02.280 --> 02:45:05.920 it's just like life. He's just he's watching it happen 3463 02:45:06.000 --> 02:45:07.399 from a distance, and he's like, well, that's crazy. 3464 02:45:07.440 --> 02:45:08.920 I feel like if you're watch it from it happen 3465 02:45:09.000 --> 02:45:10.000 from a distance, you're involved. 3466 02:45:10.159 --> 02:45:12.600 You're pretty close to it. It was like he's just 3467 02:45:12.680 --> 02:45:14.799 like hearing about stuff. When I went to Tower Records 3468 02:45:14.840 --> 02:45:16.360 and like my homie was like stealing a bunch of 3469 02:45:16.399 --> 02:45:18.879 CDs and and then like we went to Taco Bell 3470 02:45:18.879 --> 02:45:21.040 and he's like, I'm gonna go back, and I'm like, uh, yeah, 3471 02:45:21.079 --> 02:45:23.879 I'm gonna wait outside. I was like, and then all 3472 02:45:23.879 --> 02:45:25.319 of a sudden, I see my other homie come out 3473 02:45:25.360 --> 02:45:29.760 and he's like, yeah, he got arrested. My friend got arrested. 3474 02:45:29.799 --> 02:45:32.680 That went back for seconds like a fucking retard. Then 3475 02:45:32.719 --> 02:45:35.879 I'm there watching like, yeah, of course, of course you 3476 02:45:35.920 --> 02:45:38.319 get a fucking you don't go back for seconds, retard. 3477 02:45:38.479 --> 02:45:41.680 You know you don't double dip that fast. It was 3478 02:45:42.120 --> 02:45:43.920 an hour later. It's crazy. I was supposed to be 3479 02:45:44.079 --> 02:45:47.879 in tower records on that day. Damn it, I get it. 3480 02:45:48.079 --> 02:45:58.799 That's crazy. How many somehow been to hun terrible tragedy? Yes, 3481 02:45:59.280 --> 02:46:03.879 yeah he did. He somehow stacked he held them. He 3482 02:46:04.360 --> 02:46:06.319 had a bag of holding and he just kept showing 3483 02:46:06.360 --> 02:46:08.040 them it. Do you think they immediately called it? 3484 02:46:08.200 --> 02:46:10.360 Like do you think like on the morning of nine 3485 02:46:10.360 --> 02:46:12.639 to eleven when that happened. By the end of the day, 3486 02:46:14.600 --> 02:46:18.280 like maybe like eight pm, somebody was like somebody walked 3487 02:46:18.319 --> 02:46:20.440 into apartments somewhere. It's like, are you looking down? What's wrong? 3488 02:46:20.959 --> 02:46:22.920 And it's like, oh, you didn't hear nine to eleven. 3489 02:46:24.040 --> 02:46:26.360 I think they said, do you not know what happened? 3490 02:46:27.239 --> 02:46:30.879 They said, yeah, nine to eleven just happened. You didn't know. 3491 02:46:31.159 --> 02:46:34.399 I think they said what happened on September eleventh, No, 3492 02:46:34.559 --> 02:46:37.520 but it's still nine to eleven. They wouldn't say. They'd 3493 02:46:37.520 --> 02:46:40.840 be like, what just happened? What happened today? 3494 02:46:41.239 --> 02:46:44.040 They did when Kobe died, I was in dunkin Donuts 3495 02:46:44.159 --> 02:46:46.840 and then they were right and they're like, oh my god, 3496 02:46:46.959 --> 02:46:52.200 they're like, oh dude, uh January twenty something, and we 3497 02:46:52.239 --> 02:46:53.760 all started crying and pissing ourselves. 3498 02:46:53.760 --> 02:47:02.120 Was crazy, kept trash. We're all like, good Kobe, it 3499 02:47:02.280 --> 02:47:05.760 was great. Everybody was getting the counter and you know, 3500 02:47:05.879 --> 02:47:12.920 you know, he does like a little diac. I can't 3501 02:47:12.959 --> 02:47:16.120 believe it was a plane crash. I got him. It 3502 02:47:16.239 --> 02:47:18.719 makes me really sad that that was. That was this 3503 02:47:18.840 --> 02:47:21.879 straight up incompetence. Then. Yeah, so the guy he was like, 3504 02:47:22.120 --> 02:47:26.360 do a barrel then, and then Kobe was everywhere. 3505 02:47:28.719 --> 02:47:33.280 A barrel in the helter is such a fucking fundamental misunderstanding. 3506 02:47:33.600 --> 02:47:36.159 This guy was just showing off. There was some girl 3507 02:47:36.200 --> 02:47:37.639 in there that he was trying to funk, right, that 3508 02:47:37.840 --> 02:47:38.440 is so crazy. 3509 02:47:38.479 --> 02:47:42.479 That's like trying to drift on a sponge or something like. 3510 02:47:42.600 --> 02:47:44.280 It's just like, that's not it's. 3511 02:47:44.200 --> 02:47:48.360 Like trying to drift a fucking scooter while you're in 3512 02:47:48.479 --> 02:47:53.879 the highway. Have you seen people like drive their bikes 3513 02:47:53.920 --> 02:47:56.120 and like low profile their bikes and then get under 3514 02:47:56.239 --> 02:47:59.959 like fucking yeah, yeah, I want those people to be hit. 3515 02:48:00.000 --> 02:48:03.479 I want a bike on a bike, not on a motorcycle, 3516 02:48:03.719 --> 02:48:09.200 like a bicycle. Yeh, like a bicycle. Please gets all right, 3517 02:48:09.280 --> 02:48:11.600 let's move on. I've never I do want to bring 3518 02:48:11.680 --> 02:48:13.879 this up because we mentioned robotics. This is a question. 3519 02:48:15.040 --> 02:48:17.520 I didn't read this question earlier, but it kind of 3520 02:48:17.559 --> 02:48:19.079 has something to do with something that we talked about. 3521 02:48:19.079 --> 02:48:20.319 I just want to make sure it's read because hey, 3522 02:48:20.399 --> 02:48:24.680 I ride your bicycle. It's a bicycle that Don James, 3523 02:48:25.239 --> 02:48:31.680 that guy was ale is it got him? He's thinking fun. 3524 02:48:31.719 --> 02:48:33.680 I'm inside of him. I'm inside of your heads already. 3525 02:48:33.719 --> 02:48:35.879 Do we say unicycle? Yeah? Cycle? 3526 02:48:37.000 --> 02:48:40.239 Yes, I understand, it's correct. That's why I said it's 3527 02:48:40.239 --> 02:48:43.360 something a robot. We're like a sort of a bicycle bicycle. 3528 02:48:44.440 --> 02:48:45.639 I don't say bicycle, of. 3529 02:48:45.680 --> 02:48:47.719 Course you can't. Anyway. 3530 02:48:47.840 --> 02:48:49.360 Look, I'm not a big fan of the government. Thirty 3531 02:48:49.360 --> 02:48:53.120 on thirty Road and he says, hello, worms, I just 3532 02:48:53.159 --> 02:48:55.200 want to let you know, let you in on a conspiracy. 3533 02:48:55.520 --> 02:48:58.079 The government won't let you name your children's slurs because 3534 02:48:58.159 --> 02:49:00.760 doing so will cause the child to becoming more That's 3535 02:49:00.799 --> 02:49:04.399 why Dick van Dyke is still up dancing circles around 3536 02:49:04.479 --> 02:49:06.559 even those twenty years younger than him at ninety eight. 3537 02:49:06.799 --> 02:49:08.879 This man is keeping us all down, and I'm tired 3538 02:49:08.920 --> 02:49:10.040 of sitting in silence. 3539 02:49:10.079 --> 02:49:12.799 Have a good one. I didn't consider that his name 3540 02:49:13.280 --> 02:49:17.319 is various slurs. Yeah, Dick isn't a slur. I mean 3541 02:49:17.360 --> 02:49:19.879 it could be dickhead. It's not a slur. 3542 02:49:20.280 --> 02:49:22.799 It isn't I mean technical offense. I mean technically all 3543 02:49:23.680 --> 02:49:24.440 they're all slurs. 3544 02:49:24.479 --> 02:49:26.719 Technical. I think slurs come from because like you have 3545 02:49:26.840 --> 02:49:29.239 to put the caveat like say, racial slur, this slur, 3546 02:49:29.280 --> 02:49:31.719 it's a slur. Yeah, but I think a slur is 3547 02:49:31.799 --> 02:49:35.159 just a denigrating remark. I thought that was really yues. 3548 02:49:35.360 --> 02:49:39.600 So I guess slurring like some negative connotation pre connotation 3549 02:49:39.719 --> 02:49:40.360 to be a slur. 3550 02:49:40.719 --> 02:49:42.920 What do you because like say, you can call someone 3551 02:49:42.920 --> 02:49:44.920 a Jew and it could be a slur, even though 3552 02:49:45.040 --> 02:49:46.479 jew is not supposed to be a slur. 3553 02:49:47.639 --> 02:49:51.079 Because oh my god, I'm telling you there's gonna be 3554 02:49:51.079 --> 02:49:53.159 a compilations. No no, no, no, no, no no, no, no, no, 3555 02:49:53.319 --> 02:49:55.760 I'm saying it's an defense. Whoa, I'm pro jew in 3556 02:49:55.840 --> 02:49:58.559 this moment, in this one moment, this one moment, this 3557 02:49:58.680 --> 02:50:01.479 one moment. Look look much, change my tune very soon, 3558 02:50:01.879 --> 02:50:05.200 but in this very moment, it's like, I think that's 3559 02:50:05.239 --> 02:50:06.760 a I get it. What's the war stops? I get it. 3560 02:50:07.159 --> 02:50:11.159 I'm sure. I think. I think. 3561 02:50:11.479 --> 02:50:15.120 I think slur is technically uh, it's a spectrum, you 3562 02:50:15.200 --> 02:50:16.360 know what I mean. I think there are slurs that 3563 02:50:16.399 --> 02:50:18.159 are not particularly offensive, and I think there are slurs 3564 02:50:18.200 --> 02:50:18.479 that are on. 3565 02:50:18.559 --> 02:50:19.000 Like the end. 3566 02:50:19.440 --> 02:50:22.639 But I think because we only consider the deep end 3567 02:50:22.760 --> 02:50:26.879 of those slurs offensive, those are just referred to as 3568 02:50:26.920 --> 02:50:29.280 slurs more colloquially. But I think it's all a slur. 3569 02:50:30.280 --> 02:50:34.680 Yeah, man, oh my god, Zero's call me again. What 3570 02:50:34.799 --> 02:50:37.559 the fuck is that? What is going on? I've never 3571 02:50:37.719 --> 02:50:44.479 been zeros, all zeros, all zeros. 3572 02:50:47.280 --> 02:50:49.920 It's from a guy named scam likely scam likely, what 3573 02:50:50.000 --> 02:50:50.799 a weirdness? 3574 02:50:51.360 --> 02:50:54.200 What is this weird? Is that Scandinavian? Hopefully the leave 3575 02:50:54.399 --> 02:50:59.479 voicemail that's the president, Derek. I still I I know 3576 02:50:59.600 --> 02:51:01.559 you hung up on me, but I want you to 3577 02:51:01.840 --> 02:51:05.200 leave the gays. I got a bucket a bucket on Hello, 3578 02:51:10.000 --> 02:51:11.399 Oh no, he's dead and gay. 3579 02:51:13.520 --> 02:51:16.600 You got a phone call from Zero's dude and you 3580 02:51:16.840 --> 02:51:19.319 answered it and answered yeah. 3581 02:51:19.440 --> 02:51:24.520 But the crazy thing is he knows my name, so 3582 02:51:24.639 --> 02:51:26.200 I don't know what the fuck this is. 3583 02:51:26.600 --> 02:51:28.639 It's probably somebody letting you know your house is gone. 3584 02:51:31.440 --> 02:51:33.239 I mean, if it's if it's important, they'll leave a 3585 02:51:33.319 --> 02:51:36.840 fucking voicemail. That's crazy, he said. I mean you did. 3586 02:51:37.040 --> 02:51:38.680 You did hang up on them twice to be fair, 3587 02:51:38.760 --> 02:51:42.760 and I didn't say sorry, he's dead and gay Ie 3588 02:51:43.120 --> 02:51:45.120 the first time he's ever heard that. Whatever this is, 3589 02:51:48.000 --> 02:51:53.719 it's pretty crazy. All right, let's get the yeh, wrap 3590 02:51:54.000 --> 02:51:56.680 things up, pistol. We got like three hours up on 3591 02:51:56.760 --> 02:51:59.879 this bitch again. You would it be be that way? 3592 02:52:00.319 --> 02:52:04.360 They really do be that way. It'd be like that Penish. 3593 02:52:05.079 --> 02:52:10.920 I got a penis and it really fucking itches. Oh no, really. 3594 02:52:11.719 --> 02:52:20.280 Specifically itchy penis. All right, cut me down. We're gonna read. 3595 02:52:20.440 --> 02:52:23.639 We're gonna read our twenty five dollars patrons. Now you 3596 02:52:23.719 --> 02:52:26.760 can come in. Go over at Patreon patriot Yeah, patreon 3597 02:52:26.799 --> 02:52:28.280 dot com, slash a snark tank, get your name on 3598 02:52:28.319 --> 02:52:29.319 the list, make me read your name. 3599 02:52:30.000 --> 02:52:37.040 Uh, come me down. Three two one. 3600 02:52:37.840 --> 02:52:43.399 It's Emma hallal pussy, got me stoning hallal Pussy. 3601 02:52:43.520 --> 02:52:45.440 That's crazy. That's pretty good. That is insane. 3602 02:52:46.799 --> 02:52:50.040 Gunamus Prime, it's a really double feature, right, that's a 3603 02:52:50.079 --> 02:52:53.360 double feature. If I've ever fucking seen one Gunam's Prime 3604 02:52:53.440 --> 02:52:57.159 comedy shorts, Rapist and as Shaggy and his little companion 3605 02:52:57.319 --> 02:53:00.680 Roofy Do hitting a puppy with a sight go crusher. 3606 02:53:01.440 --> 02:53:06.719 Uh. I like when he did the wall bounce one too. 3607 02:53:08.840 --> 02:53:12.399 That God, if your whole wife at Trent, you're right, 3608 02:53:12.479 --> 02:53:14.479 come up and see old Dan. I'll rock him soccerman 3609 02:53:14.479 --> 02:53:16.920 in the face. I am from the sixties man. Uh 3610 02:53:17.559 --> 02:53:23.440 Slee's merchant bleaching Swing so white. He looks like Chautsu. 3611 02:53:28.120 --> 02:53:31.200 You should do that for Christmas one year, dresses chaut 3612 02:53:31.879 --> 02:53:38.680 tomorrow for the Christmas Choud two Christmas. There's a picture 3613 02:53:38.719 --> 02:53:40.440 I saw somebody drew him like with like a fucking 3614 02:53:40.520 --> 02:53:44.079 mogging face or like a no no, like it was 3615 02:53:44.120 --> 02:53:45.719 like a no not mine, like it's like a mute. 3616 02:53:45.760 --> 02:53:50.159 He was like mewick, he was like, but it was 3617 02:53:50.280 --> 02:53:53.799 so gross. So these merchants bleaching swen somebody looks like chats. 3618 02:53:53.840 --> 02:53:57.280 The black horn of him fucking ten because you know, 3619 02:53:57.440 --> 02:53:58.399 you know, sorry. 3620 02:53:58.600 --> 02:54:01.280 Look up Chautsu crawling up t Urethra ever so ever 3621 02:54:01.360 --> 02:54:03.520 so slightly and living that ut was a grown ass man. 3622 02:54:03.600 --> 02:54:08.799 Really bothers him? He isn't he is. He's sixty eight. 3623 02:54:10.000 --> 02:54:12.520 He's probably older than that lot kid. I mean he 3624 02:54:12.680 --> 02:54:17.440 was forty something when they found him. You know that's serious. 3625 02:54:17.479 --> 02:54:22.559 That's forties, I understand. But like he's so ageless to me, 3626 02:54:23.280 --> 02:54:25.600 like I never considered him as having an age at all. 3627 02:54:26.959 --> 02:54:29.319 I don't know, figure that out your thought. I guess, yeah, 3628 02:54:29.440 --> 02:54:32.600 let's see what happens. Just just phonetically guess I think 3629 02:54:32.639 --> 02:54:36.040 you see. I think it's a the age. I z 3630 02:54:36.360 --> 02:54:39.680 a o U. Well, don't trust him on spellings. That's true. 3631 02:54:39.760 --> 02:54:40.440 That's also true. 3632 02:54:41.719 --> 02:54:47.639 The Black Knight, starring Comstained bail and Heath Edger, stupid 3633 02:54:47.959 --> 02:54:51.120 Brouy backshotting Sweeney. Sweeney is just Christ in his Zara form, 3634 02:54:51.200 --> 02:54:57.520 writing girthy, Oh, writing girthy by chamillionaire writing girthy. 3635 02:54:57.760 --> 02:55:11.959 That's a gay millionaire chameleon gay chamellion m million gay. 3636 02:55:13.959 --> 02:55:18.280 That sucks. It's so bad that ship slapped bro being 3637 02:55:18.399 --> 02:55:21.000 gay and retarded as the Caribbean thing. Uh I got 3638 02:55:21.079 --> 02:55:23.840 news for you. You're fucking gay as in homosexual. You 3639 02:55:23.959 --> 02:55:25.920 you you you you you you you you you killed 3640 02:55:26.000 --> 02:55:30.719 uncle ho Dan my apen. This dick is flowing in 3641 02:55:30.799 --> 02:55:33.719 the mass and ain't a stopping at me dicking up. No, 3642 02:55:34.079 --> 02:55:36.799 but no, my booty hole trying to put dicky up. 3643 02:55:36.920 --> 02:55:40.079 Ass trying to put as they try to put dick 3644 02:55:40.159 --> 02:55:48.040 it by fucking ship in my butt. I got my 3645 02:55:49.840 --> 02:55:53.440 ass that would dig, that would dick you my ass. 3646 02:55:58.319 --> 02:56:03.120 You read no, you finished it. I'll take over. I'll 3647 02:56:03.120 --> 02:56:08.120 take over afterwards. Oh my god, Jesus Christ. No regard 3648 02:56:08.200 --> 02:56:11.920 for syllables at all. That's what makes it more fun. 3649 02:56:12.639 --> 02:56:14.920 I'm not doing it for the art. I'm not here 3650 02:56:15.000 --> 02:56:18.479 for that. Colt, what the fuck? 3651 02:56:18.840 --> 02:56:23.840 Coltrane and Buddhaj in a Pacific grinch mech five ninety 3652 02:56:23.879 --> 02:56:26.079 six hour energies in a row to unlock the gauging 3653 02:56:26.120 --> 02:56:28.399 beating Jimmy Carter death in a pillow fight, Domo Nation 3654 02:56:28.680 --> 02:56:31.840 Vaughan of the Dead, jobless bum, wasting twenty five dollars 3655 02:56:31.879 --> 02:56:34.559 a month on this shit. I listened to that, I 3656 02:56:34.680 --> 02:56:37.520 listened to that gay ship Ben Shapiro verse the other 3657 02:56:37.639 --> 02:56:41.559 day or every day today. I learned meth was first 3658 02:56:41.600 --> 02:56:44.319 discovered and created in Japan. Yet another amazing contribution they 3659 02:56:44.319 --> 02:56:47.280 have made the American society. They have been an adderall indirectly. 3660 02:56:47.399 --> 02:56:52.000 That's crazy. Oh yeah, right, yeah, because it is technically Yeah, 3661 02:56:53.760 --> 02:56:56.520 I genuinely cannot tell if Kingston is anti Semitic or not. 3662 02:56:59.719 --> 02:57:01.680 That's fucking point. Maybe that's why I want to be. 3663 02:57:01.719 --> 02:57:04.159 I want to be at that place. Little he is profect. 3664 02:57:04.239 --> 02:57:07.399 He hates Jews. Actually, that's crazy. Literally one of my 3665 02:57:07.479 --> 02:57:10.040 best friends, of my clothes friends are he's one of 3666 02:57:10.120 --> 02:57:12.360 good ones. Yeah yeah, of course, yeah. Well I have 3667 02:57:12.559 --> 02:57:16.000 got friends too, yeah. Yeah. He's also not presenting to you. 3668 02:57:16.040 --> 02:57:20.120 You know that's why uh je presenting is insane. Yeah, 3669 02:57:20.120 --> 02:57:23.159 I know. That's why say Yea Chaus was an old man. Actually, hell, 3670 02:57:23.319 --> 02:57:25.559 this is like sixty, so it's crazy. In the in 3671 02:57:25.600 --> 02:57:34.760 the dragon Ball GT series, he's fifty one. We want. 3672 02:57:35.440 --> 02:57:38.239 I can't explain exactly why, but that is exactly the 3673 02:57:38.280 --> 02:57:39.440 funniest days for him to be. 3674 02:57:40.799 --> 02:57:44.120 Well, him being fifty one and not fifty is hilarious. Right, 3675 02:57:45.360 --> 02:57:50.239 so right now about in dragon Ball, Right now in 3676 02:57:50.360 --> 02:57:53.040 dragon Ball in the manga, we're currently right before the 3677 02:57:53.120 --> 02:57:56.239 end of z like right currently with I can't even 3678 02:57:56.319 --> 02:57:57.879 right before the end of Z. Yeah, so like you 3679 02:57:57.959 --> 02:57:59.280 know when you see everything when now I going to 3680 02:57:59.319 --> 02:58:01.639 the tournament, that's when they're flying and ship. That is 3681 02:58:01.760 --> 02:58:02.920 where we are right now. 3682 02:58:02.879 --> 02:58:06.159 In a series so stupid so or at the end 3683 02:58:06.159 --> 02:58:09.239 of Z again yeah technically okay, so nothing's changed. 3684 02:58:10.719 --> 02:58:11.840 Was that a whole lot? I got a whole lot 3685 02:58:11.879 --> 02:58:12.360 of filling it in. 3686 02:58:12.760 --> 02:58:15.479 This is the worst sci fi ever, Like it's so 3687 02:58:15.879 --> 02:58:19.079 it's all this is crazy, it's magic bullshit. 3688 02:58:19.319 --> 02:58:21.799 It's so bad, But like I love it so much. 3689 02:58:21.879 --> 02:58:23.520 I mean, I'll be all right a die Dragon buff 3690 02:58:23.520 --> 02:58:25.040 fan until Yeah, I don't need I don't need to 3691 02:58:25.079 --> 02:58:27.200 make sense at all. I don't get absolutely it's genuinely 3692 02:58:29.040 --> 02:58:35.280 literally hammering someone, literally hammering someone in the ass. Going 3693 02:58:35.319 --> 02:58:36.399 to do hanis shit to loose. 3694 02:58:36.479 --> 02:58:39.440 The Vatican Church's anime girl mascot Blair White conically banging 3695 02:58:39.520 --> 02:58:42.760 me please, God's hottest fendboy, fucking straight men. I built 3696 02:58:42.799 --> 02:58:46.840 my goon cave for swing Will Graham pissing in Hannibal's 3697 02:58:46.840 --> 02:58:48.280 mouth and giving him a piss kink. 3698 02:58:49.159 --> 02:58:53.639 Uh mm, don't do pink? What the fuck? What? 3699 02:58:54.239 --> 02:58:54.280 No? 3700 02:58:54.440 --> 02:59:00.479 Bender? Damn you? 3701 02:59:02.559 --> 02:59:05.760 I really am looking at this and I'm so bewildered 3702 02:59:05.799 --> 02:59:15.920 by the first one shout clit over you thanks for 3703 02:59:16.000 --> 02:59:20.959 reading it outside of the micm dough penis go shout 3704 02:59:21.040 --> 02:59:22.600 at a clit Homer, you cunt. 3705 02:59:24.479 --> 02:59:28.559 I mean, I'm getting it the Simpsons, but like, that's 3706 02:59:28.600 --> 02:59:33.559 what I'm saying. Do penis maybe, but it's that's not 3707 02:59:33.840 --> 02:59:37.600 it's d o U is in penis, So I think 3708 02:59:37.600 --> 02:59:42.319 it's like don dope. I had to think so much 3709 02:59:42.360 --> 02:59:46.079 to wrap my head. I don't know, man, that sucks. Also, 3710 02:59:48.360 --> 02:59:52.079 what do you at least cum nut? I don't know cumnut. 3711 02:59:52.920 --> 02:59:58.040 Death nwords be named James and only be one N word. 3712 02:59:59.319 --> 03:00:01.559 I saw that meme a few days ago and I 3713 03:00:01.680 --> 03:00:03.920 was like, what the fuck. It was a meme where 3714 03:00:03.959 --> 03:00:07.159 it was fucking beerus saying after somebody, and I was like, 3715 03:00:07.360 --> 03:00:10.239 what the fuck is James ends and assen It's plural 3716 03:00:10.639 --> 03:00:12.440 and it's like one person? Is that what it is? 3717 03:00:12.760 --> 03:00:15.040 I guess all right? I was like, what the fuck is? 3718 03:00:17.200 --> 03:00:19.399 Do you think things are gonna get funnier or less funnier? 3719 03:00:19.680 --> 03:00:23.879 An individual? James should be Jame, it should be I mean, 3720 03:00:25.000 --> 03:00:28.079 it is weird that, yeah, my name is in Derek's 3721 03:00:28.600 --> 03:00:32.799 yeah's that my name is in Chris. It should be cry, 3722 03:00:33.959 --> 03:00:39.399 he'd be cry. We're going on. 3723 03:00:39.799 --> 03:00:43.559 I've definitely been called that absolutely. Yeah, of course, Memphis, 3724 03:00:47.920 --> 03:00:52.879 I've definitely thought. I've definitely thought about com epic butt 3725 03:00:52.959 --> 03:00:53.760 battles of history. 3726 03:00:53.840 --> 03:01:02.799 My dick versus your ass big meat eskateboard. It's it's 3727 03:01:02.879 --> 03:01:16.520 literally just what guys getting fucked So he's fucking. It's 3728 03:01:16.639 --> 03:01:20.479 the same fight every time. It's just this one poor 3729 03:01:20.639 --> 03:01:25.600 asshole getting blown into something blown out, just fucking inside 3730 03:01:25.680 --> 03:01:28.520 is turned out, dude. You hear the dude squealing. They 3731 03:01:28.559 --> 03:01:33.479 don't show, they don't show right above his ass, showing 3732 03:01:33.520 --> 03:01:38.879 the torso just big meat, the human taxidermy flashed flashlight 3733 03:01:39.239 --> 03:01:41.280 and buildo business pop off, trust Me Andy, the man 3734 03:01:41.280 --> 03:01:49.200 who's Andy's and ow st and forever Dandy? Who what who? 3735 03:01:50.559 --> 03:01:54.000 We just hard r f K. Junior looks like a 3736 03:01:54.079 --> 03:01:55.959 red and stimpy character. He does. 3737 03:01:56.040 --> 03:01:57.879 He looks like that live action Like not the live action, 3738 03:01:58.000 --> 03:02:01.000 but like that hyper detailed one where the guy wakes up. 3739 03:02:01.120 --> 03:02:06.399 Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I love that. Cliff is amazing. 3740 03:02:06.479 --> 03:02:08.520 He wakes up so human. 3741 03:02:09.360 --> 03:02:12.920 Yeah, it's like it's like a rotoscope when I find 3742 03:02:13.000 --> 03:02:16.200 myself in times of trouble. Papa Gary comes in me, 3743 03:02:16.760 --> 03:02:18.000 peeking in my erectum. 3744 03:02:18.360 --> 03:02:21.360 I am gay, I am gay. 3745 03:02:24.120 --> 03:02:28.639 Heath Smoker going off going. Uh, Heath Smoker going is 3746 03:02:28.680 --> 03:02:33.000 off to Vegas gigs review slaves us a goon the 3747 03:02:33.159 --> 03:02:33.959 goon goblin. 3748 03:02:35.159 --> 03:02:37.879 Uh, you can actually do that. Yeah, but that went, 3749 03:02:37.920 --> 03:02:41.239 I'm sorry, Jack, and novel would be insane. He come 3750 03:02:41.280 --> 03:02:43.520 on the eyes of it and then win off your thing. 3751 03:02:43.639 --> 03:02:45.840 You have to lay pipe in that ship man, No, 3752 03:02:46.479 --> 03:02:50.120 absolutely not. You're gonna suffocating that. You know how hard 3753 03:02:50.200 --> 03:02:51.040 is the breathing that thing? 3754 03:02:51.959 --> 03:02:55.239 You lay on your fucking back, bro, and she does 3755 03:02:55.280 --> 03:02:56.840 the work we're talking about. 3756 03:02:56.879 --> 03:02:58.840 I'm not doing that. That's dude, Come on, that's I 3757 03:03:01.120 --> 03:03:01.360 you are. 3758 03:03:01.440 --> 03:03:03.680 I would never desecrate that helmet with that like that. 3759 03:03:04.920 --> 03:03:06.280 That's enhancing the sexual experience. 3760 03:03:07.200 --> 03:03:09.840 I'm not about to wear a green goblin helmet during set. 3761 03:03:09.920 --> 03:03:12.760 Oh my god, you're you're I thought I used to 3762 03:03:12.799 --> 03:03:17.120 respect you, man, that's actually really I want that exact 3763 03:03:17.559 --> 03:03:20.440 interaction to be clear. I'm not having sex and agreed 3764 03:03:20.440 --> 03:03:23.600 to collar. I used to respect you. You have me? 3765 03:03:23.719 --> 03:03:27.840 Why not? Well, first of all, it's relatively expensive. It's 3766 03:03:27.879 --> 03:03:30.719 relatively expensive. I also feel like I've ever told you this, 3767 03:03:30.879 --> 03:03:34.000 this theory of like I would do that, I would 3768 03:03:34.079 --> 03:03:34.799 do I would do that. 3769 03:03:35.000 --> 03:03:36.079 I don't know if I have. I don't know if 3770 03:03:36.120 --> 03:03:37.399 I've actually talked about. 3771 03:03:39.600 --> 03:03:45.360 You go, that's lore. Yeah I stopped. You said you 3772 03:03:45.360 --> 03:03:46.920 weren't gonn fucking it, but like continue, Well I was 3773 03:03:46.920 --> 03:03:47.319 gonna say. 3774 03:03:47.319 --> 03:03:51.680 The reality is, my my family got in my head 3775 03:03:51.719 --> 03:03:53.920 in a really weird way, not about this specific thing, 3776 03:03:54.440 --> 03:03:56.840 but about you've seen how that thing opens, right, how 3777 03:03:56.840 --> 03:04:00.000 it's like a mechanism. I remember going on the recline 3778 03:04:00.239 --> 03:04:02.200 once and like pulling the recliner open, and I think 3779 03:04:02.239 --> 03:04:04.440 my dad or like I can't remember who, they said, 3780 03:04:04.799 --> 03:04:07.680 you know you've just used one use of that, and 3781 03:04:07.760 --> 03:04:10.520 there's a finite uses. There's a finite number of uses 3782 03:04:10.600 --> 03:04:13.959 of that lever. And they're right, Like I know that're right. 3783 03:04:14.000 --> 03:04:15.319 That's what bothers me is that they're right. And so 3784 03:04:15.399 --> 03:04:17.200 now I think, like every time I open and close 3785 03:04:17.280 --> 03:04:20.239 that thing, that's like one use less and I can't 3786 03:04:20.479 --> 03:04:21.319 there's something about that. 3787 03:04:21.639 --> 03:04:24.280 But then when you don't do that, you just waste 3788 03:04:24.280 --> 03:04:26.479 all those uses. So what's the point where you really 3789 03:04:26.760 --> 03:04:29.440 I don't know what are those uses should be for sex? 3790 03:04:29.799 --> 03:04:33.319 I think I wish I wish the camels out of 3791 03:04:33.360 --> 03:04:35.559 When he said that, he looked like he looked you 3792 03:04:35.719 --> 03:04:41.239 looked so stupid when he said that, like the ignorance 3793 03:04:41.479 --> 03:04:43.760 poured through that was crazy. 3794 03:04:44.000 --> 03:04:48.399 There's a there is a So the way that is 3795 03:04:48.520 --> 03:04:50.920 drawn is how I imagine my face when I'm talking 3796 03:04:51.040 --> 03:04:53.879 like that. Because his pupils are so small, I feel 3797 03:04:53.879 --> 03:04:55.879 like he looks like a fucking moron. 3798 03:04:56.040 --> 03:04:58.040 You straight up, you straight up look like a different 3799 03:04:58.040 --> 03:04:59.760 person for like five seconds. 3800 03:04:59.520 --> 03:05:02.399 I picture because like he can't. If you draw big 3801 03:05:02.479 --> 03:05:04.920 eyes in the smallest pupils, they look insane and stupid, 3802 03:05:05.200 --> 03:05:06.840 like it's it's impossible. So it's like it's like a 3803 03:05:06.920 --> 03:05:10.200 Christmas character. Their eyes are just the people. What you 3804 03:05:10.239 --> 03:05:12.639 should do is you do that? You come so hard, 3805 03:05:12.680 --> 03:05:15.399 you pass how you slam that ship on her fucking back, 3806 03:05:16.000 --> 03:05:18.360 and then you just wake up, bruiser. You leave a 3807 03:05:18.440 --> 03:05:23.680 whole goblin faith on what if compromise? She wears it 3808 03:05:26.040 --> 03:05:27.520 is that dope? When't that make it? 3809 03:05:27.600 --> 03:05:27.639 It? 3810 03:05:27.799 --> 03:05:32.840 Wouldn't you probably come way quicker. It's like he's like 3811 03:05:33.040 --> 03:05:35.200 in the most euphoor he's ever been in his entire 3812 03:05:35.319 --> 03:05:39.200 likes to have sex on it with heroin and an 3813 03:05:39.239 --> 03:05:45.559 ecstasy out. I don't know. I think I feel I 3814 03:05:45.600 --> 03:05:47.680 feel like I'm planning a seed. I'm gonna flip you. 3815 03:05:48.600 --> 03:05:57.520 I feel like gonna do there was my give. I 3816 03:05:57.600 --> 03:06:00.760 feel like some there's gonna be some woking hot broad 3817 03:06:00.840 --> 03:06:04.200 that's gonna she's gonna listen to this, and she's gonna 3818 03:06:04.200 --> 03:06:05.920 be like, I'm my good Chris to fuck me with 3819 03:06:06.000 --> 03:06:08.719 that thing. God, Chris, and you just finished piping her down. 3820 03:06:08.840 --> 03:06:10.479 She's like laying on the thing that you walk up 3821 03:06:10.520 --> 03:06:12.719 to her and you dounk her head with the freaking 3822 03:06:12.799 --> 03:06:20.760 things the roof. Yeah, it's just reversing the prophecy. Come on, dude, 3823 03:06:20.799 --> 03:06:23.719 I think we're planning. This is all very funny. I 3824 03:06:23.760 --> 03:06:25.360 think we're planning a seat right now. But I don't 3825 03:06:25.399 --> 03:06:27.719 want to do this. This is not indeed, this is 3826 03:06:27.760 --> 03:06:29.959 not enticing to planning sy He's gonna he's gonna he's 3827 03:06:29.959 --> 03:06:32.120 a coward. At a certain point, you're gonna wake up 3828 03:06:32.200 --> 03:06:43.520 that cow God speed uh bit you can do the 3829 03:06:43.559 --> 03:06:46.639 whole thing where you're like you have the cover removed 3830 03:06:47.520 --> 03:06:48.520 predicular about. 3831 03:06:49.840 --> 03:06:52.280 I'm just so removed from sex at the moment in 3832 03:06:52.440 --> 03:06:54.760 general that like, I can't even conceptualize this. 3833 03:06:54.799 --> 03:07:01.200 Happy are you hurting me? I's gay? Why are you 3834 03:07:01.280 --> 03:07:01.559 hurting me? 3835 03:07:01.600 --> 03:07:04.200 I needed to get sexually active and put that thing on. 3836 03:07:04.319 --> 03:07:07.399 I'm protecting my peace, June Goblin. 3837 03:07:07.639 --> 03:07:10.680 Bro, that's a maturity that I don't respect. But like, yeah, 3838 03:07:11.000 --> 03:07:14.760 I get it. I guess. Oh, my Gladiator mask is here, 3839 03:07:16.520 --> 03:07:19.040 he ordered one frame to he got a mass I'm 3840 03:07:19.040 --> 03:07:20.719 gonna get a mask too. No, I need no, he 3841 03:07:20.840 --> 03:07:22.799 ordered at the beginning the beginning of the show. And 3842 03:07:22.840 --> 03:07:26.360 then as soon as I saw it, she can't tell 3843 03:07:26.360 --> 03:07:28.040 me not to get this. Goddamn it. I'm kidding you. 3844 03:07:28.399 --> 03:07:30.040 No, no, no, I'm I have a I have a 3845 03:07:30.120 --> 03:07:33.200 Gladiator song that I wrote, like I made two years ago. 3846 03:07:33.200 --> 03:07:35.920 I'm finally gonna drop because that's stupid Gladiator two movies 3847 03:07:35.959 --> 03:07:36.399 coming out, and I. 3848 03:07:36.440 --> 03:07:38.159 Was like, I might as well. Yeah, isn't that terrible? 3849 03:07:38.440 --> 03:07:40.120 Su Denzel is probably gonna be really good in it, 3850 03:07:40.200 --> 03:07:44.040 but like, yeah, it also is so another movie that's 3851 03:07:44.200 --> 03:07:46.559 so much of the previous movie. 3852 03:07:46.479 --> 03:07:48.760 Was written by people who think Denzel is the president. 3853 03:07:50.360 --> 03:07:52.559 Yeah, yeah, it's crazy how we got Barack Obama to 3854 03:07:52.559 --> 03:07:56.959 be I can't believe they got Bronco. Don't believe we 3855 03:07:57.000 --> 03:07:59.959 got George Washington's greatest descendant could be in our moo. 3856 03:08:02.559 --> 03:08:03.840 I mean that might be very true. I might have 3857 03:08:03.920 --> 03:08:05.520 more footing than it should. Yeah, definitely. 3858 03:08:05.520 --> 03:08:07.239 I heard that he retired from being presidents who could 3859 03:08:07.239 --> 03:08:10.840 go hunt slaves. It's facts, I know if that's true now, 3860 03:08:10.879 --> 03:08:12.959 but it's interesting it was originally wrotten in the written 3861 03:08:12.959 --> 03:08:15.159 in the constitution that he just raced that part. Yeah, yeah, 3862 03:08:15.760 --> 03:08:22.120 he's he used white out the goon goblin. Sweeney be like, 3863 03:08:22.559 --> 03:08:24.239 if I'm not mistaken and then. 3864 03:08:24.280 --> 03:08:28.479 Is mistaken, that's amazing. That's why you say that, I guess, 3865 03:08:28.680 --> 03:08:31.399 but like, you know, that's the point of that one. Whatever. 3866 03:08:31.520 --> 03:08:34.479 That is a never mind whatever man. I hope you interested. 3867 03:08:34.840 --> 03:08:38.840 Whatever man, have a merry Christmas. Uh Ricky Berwick will 3868 03:08:38.959 --> 03:08:40.600 rape Sweeney in his sleep tonight. 3869 03:08:41.600 --> 03:08:44.239 All right? Are you're forgetting he exists? Yeah? You wore 3870 03:08:44.280 --> 03:08:46.079 not on necessary it anymore. That's why we're like, we're 3871 03:08:46.120 --> 03:08:47.000 like diversion. 3872 03:08:47.079 --> 03:08:49.399 I mean, people forget everything. Like I posted today, people. 3873 03:08:49.239 --> 03:08:53.280 Are like, oh my god, Chris sho killed twice. In fairness, 3874 03:08:53.280 --> 03:08:54.879 it's the first video I posted in like a year 3875 03:08:56.000 --> 03:08:58.120 and like a month yeah, but you're like, hey, I'm 3876 03:08:58.159 --> 03:09:01.479 on two podcasts. Yeah, we don't know that though. That's 3877 03:09:02.040 --> 03:09:03.440 even though I tell them, I tell them it's in 3878 03:09:03.520 --> 03:09:07.440 the descriptions. Uh whatever. Yeah, you gotta spell it out 3879 03:09:07.440 --> 03:09:10.360 for them. Yeah, yeah, people people, If you tell somebody 3880 03:09:10.440 --> 03:09:12.520 to find the bathroom in a room with only one door, 3881 03:09:12.559 --> 03:09:13.760 they'll get lost somehow. Yeah. 3882 03:09:14.000 --> 03:09:17.440 Actually, yeah, you're gonna walk them into. And it's not 3883 03:09:17.520 --> 03:09:19.399 a it's not like a maze or anything. He's not 3884 03:09:19.479 --> 03:09:20.840 like an empty esher bathroom. 3885 03:09:20.959 --> 03:09:23.399 And he'll ship. He'll ship right on the fucking toilet, 3886 03:09:23.479 --> 03:09:25.559 the top of a toilet seat, he'll ship right on it. 3887 03:09:25.760 --> 03:09:29.000 Be like, what happen here on the top of the roof? 3888 03:09:29.959 --> 03:09:32.040 What happened taking the ship? If you know the top 3889 03:09:32.040 --> 03:09:33.600 of the roof, I get no inspectra of here. He 3890 03:09:33.719 --> 03:09:37.600 jumps off and kills himself. I think that's exactly Actually, 3891 03:09:37.600 --> 03:09:39.719 I think that's really what happened. Yeah, he's fucking lying, 3892 03:09:39.959 --> 03:09:41.280 but j Len, Yeah, he's lying. 3893 03:09:41.360 --> 03:09:42.959 Yeah, he was actually sitting on a toilet seat and 3894 03:09:43.000 --> 03:09:44.120 then he fell forty feet. 3895 03:09:45.799 --> 03:09:47.479 He put a toilet seat on the edge of that 3896 03:09:47.600 --> 03:09:52.639 fucking fucking sturdy forty feet. Yeah, he put a toilet 3897 03:09:52.959 --> 03:09:56.760 on the edge of a fucking high rise building, took 3898 03:09:56.840 --> 03:10:00.600 a ship and forgot. He couldn't stand. You know a 3899 03:10:00.639 --> 03:10:02.120 lot of people telling me that I can't make feast 3900 03:10:02.120 --> 03:10:06.000 he's up here, but I like to see them try 3901 03:10:06.000 --> 03:10:10.040 to stop me get wipe, and that's he's one of those. 3902 03:10:10.440 --> 03:10:12.680 He's one of those people that stands up to wipe. 3903 03:10:12.760 --> 03:10:17.479 And then he just fucking humbled forward, pants around his ankles, 3904 03:10:17.680 --> 03:10:20.360 flipping a little bit here, and he hits the floor 3905 03:10:20.600 --> 03:10:23.440 so hard he's flat. He got his his face. He 3906 03:10:23.520 --> 03:10:26.319 saw that ship he's and then the rest of the 3907 03:10:26.399 --> 03:10:29.120 ship comes out. He's like, well, at least I'm not. 3908 03:10:29.680 --> 03:10:32.000 He'sming, he's tumbling. He's tumbling through the air, and he's 3909 03:10:32.040 --> 03:10:40.239 like you seeing this, I love I love that. All 3910 03:10:40.280 --> 03:10:41.920 you have to do to do and impersonation is jay 3911 03:10:42.000 --> 03:10:45.239 Leno is like pretend like your testicles are just hit 3912 03:10:46.000 --> 03:10:48.920 and just ask people if if they're also seeing what 3913 03:10:48.959 --> 03:10:49.360 you're seeing. 3914 03:10:49.760 --> 03:10:52.760 Right, idea of jay Leno falling. You're walking down the street, 3915 03:10:52.879 --> 03:10:54.879 you see it and you look up with j Leto 3916 03:11:01.120 --> 03:11:03.319 right next to you. You're just like, he's like one 3917 03:11:03.360 --> 03:11:06.959 of the few last words or to a stranger on 3918 03:11:07.040 --> 03:11:19.040 the sidewalk. You're seeing this. He survives a little bit 3919 03:11:19.040 --> 03:11:22.120 on the ground. He's like, he's breathing really heavy. So 3920 03:11:22.200 --> 03:11:27.120 guy's like, are you okay? He was like, you heard him? 3921 03:11:27.120 --> 03:11:35.239 My broken? He's trying. Have you heard my breath? Have 3922 03:11:35.360 --> 03:11:38.799 you heard about this? And then he died and he 3923 03:11:41.319 --> 03:11:45.360 tried twice. He had he had one two seconds and 3924 03:11:45.399 --> 03:11:47.440 then he's cool down, came out, I'm gonna try one 3925 03:11:47.440 --> 03:11:55.000 more time. You hear it sounds like it sounds like glass. 3926 03:11:56.360 --> 03:11:58.959 There's blood gushing out of his mouth and he's still trying. 3927 03:12:00.040 --> 03:12:04.680 Eyes are melty. His breathing sounds like when you back 3928 03:12:04.840 --> 03:12:07.639 him up, a bunch of water out of his fucking head, 3929 03:12:08.440 --> 03:12:19.559 and there's anyway. Get well soon, jaylen O, get well soon. 3930 03:12:19.719 --> 03:12:22.719 I don't. Yeah, I don't. I don't like him. I 3931 03:12:22.760 --> 03:12:24.040 don't like him. But at the same time, it's like, 3932 03:12:24.159 --> 03:12:25.520 I don't know. There when I see. 3933 03:12:25.399 --> 03:12:28.840 Somebody and they're old, I'm like, he fucked with Conan. 3934 03:12:28.879 --> 03:12:31.079 I don't like him forever. That's fair, I I agree, 3935 03:12:31.399 --> 03:12:33.520 But also I don't know. I feel bad for old people. 3936 03:12:33.559 --> 03:12:36.360 There's something inherent in it for mean people, so weakness 3937 03:12:36.399 --> 03:12:38.559 for that because I just grew up around like really 3938 03:12:38.600 --> 03:12:40.079 good grandparents for. 3939 03:12:40.120 --> 03:12:43.079 Sure, random old people, I feel bad for them. Yeah, 3940 03:12:43.319 --> 03:12:45.040 But if I saw, like say Jay Leno in front 3941 03:12:45.040 --> 03:12:46.600 of a bunch of cops and he fell over and 3942 03:12:46.680 --> 03:12:48.559 his head exploded and was leaking blood, I would not 3943 03:12:48.600 --> 03:12:50.639 feel bad. I think I would. I wouldn't. I would 3944 03:12:50.680 --> 03:12:53.239 feel bad. I would chuckle, but I'd be like, that's 3945 03:12:53.239 --> 03:13:02.239 still a human, but still chuckle. Though this come from 3946 03:13:02.600 --> 03:13:08.200 it looks like somebody was dropping bottles of tomatoes and 3947 03:13:08.280 --> 03:13:10.200 not to play us out, Jeremiah the you Can't handy 3948 03:13:11.280 --> 03:13:15.520 and a band bops out on the floor, geriatric band 3949 03:13:15.639 --> 03:13:18.360 comes out to Yeah. For me, it's like just let 3950 03:13:18.440 --> 03:13:18.840 old people do. 3951 03:13:19.000 --> 03:13:20.760 Like they got a tap dancer as like one of 3952 03:13:20.799 --> 03:13:25.000 their band members, like that's an instrument. 3953 03:13:25.040 --> 03:13:26.479 It makes me sad, but I just let old people go. 3954 03:13:26.600 --> 03:13:29.159 Man Like. I don't know, man I personally right now 3955 03:13:29.200 --> 03:13:32.079 I'm experiencing that, and I'm just like, just just go home. 3956 03:13:35.319 --> 03:13:37.239 I mean, I've been cutting like every now and then 3957 03:13:37.280 --> 03:13:39.360 when I'm in the credits, Derek stinks about food, and 3958 03:13:39.399 --> 03:13:43.200 I always cut to him cut to meat. Now, I 3959 03:13:43.239 --> 03:13:52.000 won't do it, Sweeney, uh heave Ricky Berwick, Okay, I 3960 03:13:52.040 --> 03:13:55.120 read that already look up pesticide by p f L. 3961 03:13:55.520 --> 03:13:58.200 I don't know who that is. Dicken. I guess I 3962 03:13:58.200 --> 03:14:04.520 won't look it up. Dickenballs, Penis, Dicken, Dicken Balls, Dickenball's 3963 03:14:04.600 --> 03:14:09.639 Penis time in the City, Dingling Kevin Durant's feet, Doctor 3964 03:14:09.799 --> 03:14:13.079 Man Love, or how I learned to stop worrying and 3965 03:14:13.280 --> 03:14:18.399 love the cock Cool? That's doctor Strange Love. Here you go, 3966 03:14:21.399 --> 03:14:25.799 it's penis time. Carry on with the UK slender. This 3967 03:14:25.879 --> 03:14:29.799 ship sucks here, mister pants. When I was cleaning out 3968 03:14:30.000 --> 03:14:35.959 an abandoned apartment, HS, you gotta eat a morning man. 3969 03:14:36.000 --> 03:14:37.639 That's the best way to survive. I don't do it either, 3970 03:14:37.799 --> 03:14:38.520 I know, I I. 3971 03:14:38.719 --> 03:14:41.159 Well, I got up early today. Well, dude, the other 3972 03:14:41.239 --> 03:14:45.239 day the other day, I just couldn't sleep, and I 3973 03:14:45.360 --> 03:14:47.159 was just like, fucking I'm gonna edit all night, and 3974 03:14:47.200 --> 03:14:48.600 I popped an adderall like two am. 3975 03:14:49.319 --> 03:14:52.120 That's a terrible idea. Well, I mean, like you got 3976 03:14:52.159 --> 03:14:54.280 things done. But also I was also awake until like 3977 03:14:54.360 --> 03:14:55.680 four thirty pm the next day. 3978 03:14:56.040 --> 03:14:58.600 Yeah, but uh, I took a nap like and then 3979 03:14:58.920 --> 03:15:03.360 I'm back into normal skeeps now. But I woke up 3980 03:15:03.360 --> 03:15:05.120 pretty early today, Like I woke about like eight, and 3981 03:15:05.159 --> 03:15:06.840 for some reason, I was just like I think I 3982 03:15:06.920 --> 03:15:08.559 was just handling, like the video stuff, making sure like 3983 03:15:08.639 --> 03:15:11.079 the you know, the tweet goes out, making sure that 3984 03:15:11.200 --> 03:15:15.200 stuff is ready. And then by the time I thought 3985 03:15:15.280 --> 03:15:17.399 to get food, like it was five minutes. 3986 03:15:17.239 --> 03:15:19.920 Before we're recording. I was like, oh hmm, it'd be 3987 03:15:20.000 --> 03:15:21.559 like that, dude, I didn't see very much last night. 3988 03:15:21.600 --> 03:15:22.959 And then I'm a little tired, but I've kind of 3989 03:15:23.000 --> 03:15:24.920 moved past the tire. I got text. I know, I 3990 03:15:24.959 --> 03:15:27.920 know you didn't sleep because it was I think while 3991 03:15:27.959 --> 03:15:30.760 I was prepping for bed or something, I get a 3992 03:15:30.920 --> 03:15:33.479 fucking tweet for me or Instagram. I was like, this 3993 03:15:33.600 --> 03:15:36.319 nigga is just like he's just watching bullshit. He's gonna 3994 03:15:36.319 --> 03:15:38.680 be a all night yeah happens. I hate when that 3995 03:15:38.680 --> 03:15:40.520 shit happens. I'm just up all night looking at function 3996 03:15:40.680 --> 03:15:43.520 next to the little leagues, like Kingston, stop laughing so 3997 03:15:43.719 --> 03:15:47.639 fucking loud, next to You're laughing while he's sleeping. When 3998 03:15:47.680 --> 03:15:52.639 it's when it's really funny I started doing. They just 3999 03:15:52.680 --> 03:15:54.280 be like, so I just stay in the living room 4000 03:15:54.319 --> 03:15:57.280 because I know I'm gonna be bullshitting. I wish. I 4001 03:15:57.360 --> 03:15:58.879 think it's like I'm gonna go a great for bed 4002 03:15:59.239 --> 03:16:02.799 and then I'm laughing. Had a fucking dog. I'm not 4003 03:16:03.079 --> 03:16:05.159 bring you got you gotta put your phone down. I do, 4004 03:16:05.399 --> 03:16:09.479 I literally do, okay, mister pants. When I was cleaning 4005 03:16:09.559 --> 03:16:13.040 out in abandoned apartment, I found a henti vhs uh 4006 03:16:13.479 --> 03:16:16.040 a beverage of sorts. Check out the snart tank Bingo 4007 03:16:16.079 --> 03:16:22.000 app on h io or anyone can enter Bingo subscript submissions. 4008 03:16:22.639 --> 03:16:28.440 Enjoy cardboard pie uh for fro chogn almost defrosted once 4009 03:16:28.879 --> 03:16:31.920 mister Beasts raised one hundred k and brought a blind 4010 03:16:32.079 --> 03:16:36.520 age children to freeze him in exchange for the probably 4011 03:16:36.600 --> 03:16:38.760 the cure for AIDS as well. I said it cuts off. 4012 03:16:39.200 --> 03:16:42.680 Gnomes are real. If I killed them all, the kill 4013 03:16:42.719 --> 03:16:45.159 them one site jolly old dip chick, Alan wag too 4014 03:16:45.280 --> 03:16:51.360 Alan woke, saggy pussy lips, alan OBUs, I can't believe. Yeah, 4015 03:16:52.120 --> 03:16:54.120 a lot of the coverling is thicker than the water 4016 03:16:54.239 --> 03:16:58.959 of the womb. Every mosquito is every mosquito, this face, 4017 03:16:59.479 --> 03:17:05.639 every mistus guito, this phrase, everyone misquotes. Oh my god, 4018 03:17:05.680 --> 03:17:08.799 I'm that dislikes Holy ship misquotes. 4019 03:17:08.879 --> 03:17:10.600 Was mosquito. That's how this I was like what the 4020 03:17:10.680 --> 03:17:12.479 fun I can see it in my head. How you 4021 03:17:13.239 --> 03:17:14.440 how that manifest? 4022 03:17:14.559 --> 03:17:20.479 What the fuck? The next time? Death battle? What this is? 4023 03:17:22.559 --> 03:17:28.200 Actually Kessington versus the Bronx Jack Jack Now that I 4024 03:17:28.280 --> 03:17:31.959 think jack Off Johnson is a simple as simple as 4025 03:17:32.000 --> 03:17:35.680 a multiple holes. Ain't no bitches as thick as my 4026 03:17:35.840 --> 03:17:40.600 bubble booty bros. Uh for the dix Off, I guess 4027 03:17:41.239 --> 03:17:44.719 crucible d worm. Child Su doesn't have a wife. Sweeney's 4028 03:17:44.719 --> 03:17:47.079 a tard. He got married to a little vampire girl. 4029 03:17:47.159 --> 03:17:49.159 I'm actually right about that. I know this. I watch 4030 03:17:49.200 --> 03:17:51.000 episode like two days ago. What are you talking about? 4031 03:17:51.000 --> 03:17:52.920 He was supposed to get married to a little what 4032 03:17:53.239 --> 03:17:56.680 what are we talking about? Child Su? So child sut 4033 03:17:56.719 --> 03:17:58.120 could be wrong. He was supposed to get married to 4034 03:17:58.159 --> 03:18:01.639 a little Chinese girl, but he had a planned isn't 4035 03:18:01.680 --> 03:18:05.639 he sixty? She was a little vampire? Well she was. 4036 03:18:06.360 --> 03:18:11.040 It's like one of those a thousand. It's all right, 4037 03:18:11.079 --> 03:18:13.959 But I guess sure rise against you for straight man 4038 03:18:14.079 --> 03:18:16.559 Smitchy the kids. It's literally the same thing as child 4039 03:18:16.639 --> 03:18:21.079 Su because he looks like a baby. I mean, for 4040 03:18:21.280 --> 03:18:25.159 child suiting that predicament, I guess it's it's basically the 4041 03:18:25.239 --> 03:18:28.360 same thing it's more fine than anyone else could probably 4042 03:18:28.399 --> 03:18:30.719 haven't been. Yeah, I'll say like that. But also if 4043 03:18:30.760 --> 03:18:32.600 you if you're attracted to a thousand old dragons Liken 4044 03:18:32.600 --> 03:18:35.559 eight year old as you get drowned. Uh so smitchy 4045 03:18:35.639 --> 03:18:39.440 the kids, it's an absurd how superb? The turd in 4046 03:18:39.600 --> 03:18:43.079 my burger is? Uh? She pipp it on my pippa 4047 03:18:44.159 --> 03:18:47.040 clipped the wrong way? Wait, click the wrong button and 4048 03:18:47.280 --> 03:18:51.319 uh sub down A's here. I'm back, Sweeney showers and sneakers. 4049 03:18:51.639 --> 03:18:57.760 Sweeney flaws with what Sweeney flaws with his own piss. 4050 03:18:59.559 --> 03:19:03.920 That's true. Now you can't. I can't deny that. That's 4051 03:19:04.000 --> 03:19:06.760 so mean. I'm just here so I don't get killed. 4052 03:19:06.799 --> 03:19:08.360 Bridge will come in to be like, what's all this? Then, 4053 03:19:08.920 --> 03:19:12.719 star coffee? I'm white, but my dad left after going 4054 03:19:12.760 --> 03:19:16.280 to prison twice. Can I say it? Uh? Depends on 4055 03:19:17.040 --> 03:19:19.959 context clues, man, figure where you're at. Chris was right, 4056 03:19:19.959 --> 03:19:22.920 American dad is pretty funny. Rogers not as annoying as 4057 03:19:23.639 --> 03:19:27.879 as you said in my opinion, transferm gremlin you how 4058 03:19:27.959 --> 03:19:31.520 can Swen be a nurse if he can't read? Be 4059 03:19:31.680 --> 03:19:34.639 surprised you're gonna kill a bunch of people? Yea bro, 4060 03:19:34.719 --> 03:19:36.600 I just won't just will make sure, like I'll look 4061 03:19:36.600 --> 03:19:39.920 at four words and I'm like this right it? People 4062 03:19:39.959 --> 03:19:41.799 were dying there anyway. What's up? Man? We need less 4063 03:19:41.879 --> 03:19:45.159 people here anyway, Brock resources and ship like twice the 4064 03:19:45.280 --> 03:19:47.520 amount of medicine is supposed to give him with full 4065 03:19:47.559 --> 03:19:50.120 of fucking bubbles in it. And dude, he's just fucking 4066 03:19:50.239 --> 03:19:54.360 injecting straight into people's heart. He's just fucking You're gonna 4067 03:19:54.360 --> 03:19:58.200 be a minute, Tom Sweeney, do would you dealing out heartfelt, 4068 03:19:58.200 --> 03:20:02.280 insightful life advice? Then laughing like a dolphin when a 4069 03:20:02.399 --> 03:20:05.159 guy falls out a window and dies. That gotta be 4070 03:20:05.200 --> 03:20:07.639 of me, Bro, I'm a full fledged human man. The 4071 03:20:07.719 --> 03:20:12.479 Canadian he turned into a dolphin hit the floor. Dude, 4072 03:20:12.479 --> 03:20:13.879 I'm show you. I have to find that video. It's 4073 03:20:13.920 --> 03:20:18.760 really fucking sad. The Canadian. The easiest way to throw 4074 03:20:18.799 --> 03:20:21.559 all the starting podcast is saying no, it's a boy, 4075 03:20:21.639 --> 03:20:24.879 Shawn a d Serbs Agent two sixty seven. A swing 4076 03:20:25.040 --> 03:20:27.479 kind of looks like a bacteria. What the fuck does 4077 03:20:27.559 --> 03:20:29.920 that mean? My guy? What does that mean? What does 4078 03:20:29.959 --> 03:20:34.520 that mean? Bro? I like a human being? Fuck? Man? Uh? 4079 03:20:34.799 --> 03:20:38.200 That Roorshack scene in prison where from the Watchman. But 4080 03:20:38.520 --> 03:20:40.280 it's but it's. 4081 03:20:40.319 --> 03:20:48.079 Boiling come that is so fucking distaste. That is I 4082 03:20:48.280 --> 03:20:54.319 love that pot of boiling color. They're boiling in the prison. 4083 03:20:58.120 --> 03:21:00.319 Do you think you'd hear screamed the glass and then 4084 03:21:00.479 --> 03:21:05.879 grab guy and it's just dude, the scream that dude 4085 03:21:05.959 --> 03:21:08.520 makes is hilarious. Man, it's funny. 4086 03:21:11.159 --> 03:21:11.639 What is that? 4087 03:21:12.319 --> 03:21:15.319 It's fucking freaking like and the and the Watchman Live 4088 03:21:15.360 --> 03:21:18.639 action movie. Oh, he throws the oil on that dude. 4089 03:21:18.680 --> 03:21:20.959 But the scream he makes when he does it, it's 4090 03:21:21.000 --> 03:21:23.719 perfect because they really did it to that. It seems 4091 03:21:24.559 --> 03:21:27.479 I swear sometimes in movies they get things so accurate. 4092 03:21:27.520 --> 03:21:29.479 I'm like, did they just really they really burned that? 4093 03:21:30.639 --> 03:21:32.760 That movie is really cool? That's like a really it's 4094 03:21:32.840 --> 03:21:36.040 it's unfortunately it's it's fucking Snyder, and Snyder's a edge lord, 4095 03:21:36.079 --> 03:21:37.760 and he just fucking misses the point of stuff a lot. 4096 03:21:38.360 --> 03:21:40.399 Even though Watchman is a very edgy thing in general, 4097 03:21:40.479 --> 03:21:42.360 is kind of the point of it that I'm not doing. 4098 03:21:43.079 --> 03:21:46.799 I think I think it was. I think it was 4099 03:21:46.840 --> 03:21:48.479 great other than just how old, you know, he's just 4100 03:21:48.559 --> 03:21:50.520 trying to ground it and there was no like Cthulhu 4101 03:21:50.840 --> 03:21:54.399 monster in the be end. You know. That's me as 4102 03:21:54.479 --> 03:21:57.719 a just a dumb as yeah, you know, but like 4103 03:21:58.120 --> 03:22:00.959 to me as far as what it was, what it did, 4104 03:22:01.959 --> 03:22:04.399 I understood everything. I think the scene watching on with 4105 03:22:04.959 --> 03:22:06.399 Pedophile was one of the best scenes of a comic. 4106 03:22:06.600 --> 03:22:06.719 Well. 4107 03:22:06.760 --> 03:22:08.879 I actually I quote that ship all the time where 4108 03:22:08.920 --> 03:22:11.200 I go fucking because he's like, oh, you caught me, 4109 03:22:11.360 --> 03:22:13.360 Take me to jail, and he kills the shid of 4110 03:22:13.399 --> 03:22:16.680 him and then he says, men go to jail, dogs 4111 03:22:16.719 --> 03:22:20.719 get put down, and I'm like, m I think him 4112 03:22:20.840 --> 03:22:23.280 like looking at it and like fucking like, well, actually 4113 03:22:23.479 --> 03:22:34.760 he's like, what the all dogs to heaven? Idiot? Human? Yeah, 4114 03:22:35.159 --> 03:22:37.239 and then you see a soul just to sit there 4115 03:22:41.200 --> 03:22:44.479 do it there too. That's I love. That's such a 4116 03:22:44.520 --> 03:22:47.079 good scene, man, I I really that seems amazing. It's 4117 03:22:47.159 --> 03:22:50.319 it's it. I think that movie. Look, man, I feel 4118 03:22:50.360 --> 03:22:53.239 like sometimes people need to go back because not not 4119 03:22:53.399 --> 03:22:56.879 Angley's fucking Hulk, because something I saw a retrospective on that. 4120 03:22:57.040 --> 03:23:00.360 Yeah, let's relax, like shut the funk up, dude. But 4121 03:23:01.159 --> 03:23:03.399 I just hated those transitions, man, they were so distracted. 4122 03:23:03.440 --> 03:23:05.360 It was like when he pays a dog in a dick. 4123 03:23:05.399 --> 03:23:07.920 I think that scene is fucking hilarious. Crazy. 4124 03:23:07.920 --> 03:23:10.479 I didn't notice that until people started posting that clip online. 4125 03:23:12.200 --> 03:23:15.239 I've seen that movie a few times. I don't I 4126 03:23:15.399 --> 03:23:18.239 never noticed it. I guess I wasn't paying attention, But like, 4127 03:23:18.479 --> 03:23:20.799 that movie sucks because my brain is like, why would 4128 03:23:20.799 --> 03:23:27.840 he punch? I was just like, what is happening? Coachs retarded, 4129 03:23:28.200 --> 03:23:30.360 like he's the the way he wrote him, like he's 4130 03:23:30.399 --> 03:23:41.399 a bumbling retort. We need. Jayleen was hulk, Yeah ship Jayen. 4131 03:23:42.000 --> 03:23:44.239 I like him dying too. I think it's still funny 4132 03:23:44.239 --> 03:23:49.840 seeing him dial starts. He starts getting small in parts. 4133 03:23:52.680 --> 03:23:59.719 He let yeah you hear about somebody get me a shot. 4134 03:23:59.760 --> 03:24:03.639 That's a blow my birds out? Alright? Three XO hot 4135 03:24:03.719 --> 03:24:08.639 boxing and uber ride with farts until the driver rolls 4136 03:24:08.760 --> 03:24:12.120 down the windows. Sorry, I ate Kimchi. That's so you're 4137 03:24:12.159 --> 03:24:13.600 the dickhead of that. Oh my god. 4138 03:24:13.760 --> 03:24:17.120 He should be legally allowed to reach back around and 4139 03:24:17.360 --> 03:24:21.719 finger your eyes until you die, Shared Brown. 4140 03:24:22.879 --> 03:24:26.360 He's gonna fuck your mom, make your dad trance, and 4141 03:24:26.680 --> 03:24:30.120 eat your pets. That's real surp and stroking, smoking joking. 4142 03:24:30.239 --> 03:24:35.760 Emoticon is going like gig eighteen hundreds YouTube. We'd be 4143 03:24:35.879 --> 03:24:38.799 like the civil situation is crazy. The onion fucking wait 4144 03:24:38.879 --> 03:24:43.959 which the onion fucking box for wars. So that's what. 4145 03:24:44.360 --> 03:24:46.440 That's not a joke. It's looking up as real. That's crazy. 4146 03:24:46.639 --> 03:24:51.000 Fucking huge. Man want to blow me, I beat off suck, 4147 03:24:51.360 --> 03:24:55.000 suck his penis, just to show him I'm gay. I'll 4148 03:24:55.040 --> 03:24:58.760 kremlin the grammlar fifty cent fifty cent blood in my piss. 4149 03:24:59.479 --> 03:25:03.479 Swing built like a spider stream, built like spider versus 4150 03:25:03.600 --> 03:25:08.600 kingpin uh phallus and chains. Be like I've been believing 4151 03:25:08.879 --> 03:25:11.959 boners are in me. I believe them. Boners are in 4152 03:25:12.079 --> 03:25:17.959 me at last one human size of sixteen and sixty 4153 03:25:17.959 --> 03:25:24.879 four million, seven and eighty five sween. Stop gaping your ass, 4154 03:25:25.440 --> 03:25:29.559 my grandpa, my grandma keeps licking them, skiing a scream. 4155 03:25:31.079 --> 03:25:36.920 That's just looks fucking perfect. You gotta smudge on it now. 4156 03:25:37.120 --> 03:25:44.200 It looks like you. Sick. Fuck it looks like you. Godspeed, Godspeed. 4157 03:25:45.319 --> 03:25:48.000 I so wanted to say it too, I so wanted 4158 03:25:48.040 --> 03:25:54.680 to say was say the miles, godspeedro man that god speed. 4159 03:25:54.799 --> 03:26:02.159 I'm gonna say it, yeah, god Speed, I'm gonna bleep 4160 03:26:02.159 --> 03:26:04.840 it out, go ahead, say it. No, you're not okay, 4161 03:26:04.879 --> 03:26:11.479 but gods me, no say inward man, oh man, never mind. 4162 03:26:13.520 --> 03:26:17.600 I wasna that I was. I think that's funnier. That 4163 03:26:17.719 --> 03:26:21.239 is funnier, but locked in that's what gets him killed 4164 03:26:21.280 --> 03:26:24.639 because he's so thrown off the fact that he stops moving, 4165 03:26:24.639 --> 03:26:32.479 and he's like, that's what happens. And Peter's like, bro, 4166 03:26:32.600 --> 03:26:35.280 why did you say that? He's like, I didn't. I 4167 03:26:35.319 --> 03:26:37.000 thought he would die. I thought he was gonna die 4168 03:26:37.079 --> 03:26:40.040 and then no, no, I I was gonna I got scared. 4169 03:26:40.120 --> 03:26:41.680 I thought I was gonna get killed and then nobody 4170 03:26:41.719 --> 03:26:44.239 would know anything. But now I'm alive, and I was 4171 03:26:44.280 --> 03:26:45.840 hoping i'd die. In fact, I don't want to. I 4172 03:26:45.879 --> 03:26:48.040 don't want to be here anymore. Don't mind me. I'm 4173 03:26:48.120 --> 03:26:48.879 just relaxing. 4174 03:26:50.120 --> 03:26:54.319 That's cool, Gobby, all right, here we go, Gobby, this 4175 03:26:54.440 --> 03:26:54.879 one's for you. 4176 03:26:55.159 --> 03:26:57.920 The fact that that is the fucking mass they chose 4177 03:26:58.000 --> 03:27:02.200 for Green Goblin is still so fucking insane, Like, I 4178 03:27:02.280 --> 03:27:06.239 think that's such a crazy that's a power ranger. It's 4179 03:27:06.239 --> 03:27:10.319 definitely definitely. They were like, let's use this. I love it. 4180 03:27:11.120 --> 03:27:18.520 I love it, dude, finish fantash. He went right in 4181 03:27:18.559 --> 03:27:22.079 the afterwards, got some shoves I got some sloppiest top 4182 03:27:22.200 --> 03:27:29.639 you some you're gay. He was flying. He was like, 4183 03:27:30.600 --> 03:27:39.280 dicks out. That's Green Party, the Green Party. You know, 4184 03:27:39.399 --> 03:27:42.200 I'd vote for Joe Syne if I could. That fucking snakes. 4185 03:27:42.360 --> 03:27:47.079 I haven't, and it's so gay, but I like flying 4186 03:27:47.159 --> 03:27:50.840 around at it, throwing bombs and little people on the street. 4187 03:27:51.079 --> 03:27:53.520 I vote for Joe sign and wait, if I was voting, 4188 03:27:53.600 --> 03:27:57.120 I vote for Joe. I love you so much. Green 4189 03:27:57.440 --> 03:28:09.000 trumplin Donald Donald Donald, I love you so much, Donald, Green, 4190 03:28:09.559 --> 03:28:20.680 Green Trumpelin spray, Green spur face can get it in 4191 03:28:20.799 --> 03:28:25.159 the hole I wanted to live inside. I love you 4192 03:28:25.399 --> 03:28:28.920 so much, thank you for feeding. You're delicious. Green come 4193 03:28:29.079 --> 03:28:34.319 the words. We gotta take the we gotta take red color. 4194 03:28:34.360 --> 03:28:39.639 I got of fruits. I fly around and I say, 4195 03:28:39.799 --> 03:28:46.520 we look amazing. It looks so amazing. Thank you. I 4196 03:28:46.680 --> 03:28:47.000 love you. 4197 03:28:52.479 --> 03:28:56.920 All right, White Slave five eighty three. But pity bros. 4198 03:28:57.000 --> 03:29:02.680 Report as that said a relations chap, baby play house. 4199 03:29:02.760 --> 03:29:06.120 You could never have a podcast that's like he went 4200 03:29:06.159 --> 03:29:08.760 on Joe Rogan's for hours, and I'm like, who listened 4201 03:29:08.799 --> 03:29:21.040 to this happening like the entire time, like so fast? 4202 03:29:21.079 --> 03:29:27.799 That looks like he's not moving right down. He's doing 4203 03:29:27.799 --> 03:29:33.680 the conda for everything, don Donkerson, here's a good question. 4204 03:29:33.799 --> 03:29:38.000 Why hilly but a good cut and cume bounce and 4205 03:29:38.120 --> 03:29:39.920 make a cock the bo. 4206 03:29:42.200 --> 03:29:45.600 What is the conda for everything? Again? Yeah? I forget? 4207 03:29:45.639 --> 03:29:51.799 What the fun up a name? Yeah? Lesser than me? Yeah, 4208 03:29:52.000 --> 03:29:55.719 lesson than mes. Grab back at his point and DJ, 4209 03:29:55.879 --> 03:29:59.760 whatever you do, do not give me a piece peope. 4210 03:29:59.840 --> 03:30:01.760 Some times when I wipe, it feels like I'm getting 4211 03:30:01.879 --> 03:30:03.840 gum out of the hair with a napkin. 4212 03:30:04.000 --> 03:30:07.680 Wow, that's not good. In the Acousa series, you earn 4213 03:30:07.760 --> 03:30:08.479 completion points. 4214 03:30:08.520 --> 03:30:11.959 Oh. Also here when you go to spin them in 4215 03:30:12.000 --> 03:30:16.719 the menu reads trade CP yo. It's crazy. There's a 4216 03:30:16.760 --> 03:30:20.719 lot of it because no one understands that except for 4217 03:30:20.840 --> 03:30:24.120 fucking people with internet break. I feel like it's no like, 4218 03:30:24.159 --> 03:30:26.319 I feel like these people do understand and it's funny 4219 03:30:26.360 --> 03:30:27.239 that they can get away with. 4220 03:30:27.319 --> 03:30:30.440 It, Yeah, because someone must bring it up and then 4221 03:30:30.440 --> 03:30:32.840 there and then somebody else is probably like, they're not 4222 03:30:32.879 --> 03:30:33.120 going to. 4223 03:30:33.159 --> 03:30:39.360 Confuse the two cracking my penis before sex me be fishy, 4224 03:30:39.879 --> 03:30:42.920 I through sixty O scope JFK. Don't fuck with my 4225 03:30:43.159 --> 03:30:50.440 great uncle Robert. Yeah, that was him going to super 4226 03:30:50.479 --> 03:31:12.000 sian man, this is like even further and gold ass 4227 03:31:12.079 --> 03:31:25.479 worms bed unbelievable. 4228 03:31:26.000 --> 03:31:31.040 He's powering up his throat hooles closing the actually hurt. 4229 03:31:31.159 --> 03:31:34.719 I was like shaking so hard. I've never seen so 4230 03:31:34.879 --> 03:31:39.920 much power. It feels like about the wrip apart and 4231 03:31:40.000 --> 03:31:48.479 he fucking collects all the floride. Unbelievable. That sounded really good. 4232 03:31:48.680 --> 03:31:50.440 That was not That was way better than I thought 4233 03:31:50.479 --> 03:31:53.360 it was going to And I can't replicate it. I 4234 03:31:53.440 --> 03:31:54.959 want to. I want to get really jacked so I 4235 03:31:55.040 --> 03:31:57.639 could do the fucking picture him point at himself, and 4236 03:31:57.719 --> 03:31:59.479 then do another picture of me on the ground with 4237 03:31:59.559 --> 03:31:59.799 my arm. 4238 03:31:59.840 --> 03:31:59.920 Bro. 4239 03:32:01.799 --> 03:32:04.959 It's a terrible motivation for being healthy, but like absolutely 4240 03:32:05.000 --> 03:32:06.760 taking whatever, hell dude, whatever, I guess. 4241 03:32:07.840 --> 03:32:09.280 Okay, Marks eighteen eighty nine. 4242 03:32:09.360 --> 03:32:13.200 I said Verily before I put in put it in 4243 03:32:13.319 --> 03:32:15.360 my girl and she turned around and hit me. 4244 03:32:15.760 --> 03:32:18.079 So I believe that that's a real said he take 4245 03:32:18.120 --> 03:32:20.120 a very I didn't think Verily was that stand out 4246 03:32:20.159 --> 03:32:21.440 of the thing, but like it was. In a lot 4247 03:32:21.479 --> 03:32:22.719 of comments, people are like you should put that on 4248 03:32:22.799 --> 03:32:25.399 his shirt, like maybe, oh, actually yeah, why would we 4249 03:32:25.520 --> 03:32:27.360 do it? I don't remember. I don't remember. I was 4250 03:32:27.479 --> 03:32:30.479 Chris kept. Chris kept kept going to places and going 4251 03:32:30.520 --> 03:32:33.000 to bathrooms and getting sexually assaulted, and the guy would 4252 03:32:33.040 --> 03:32:36.719 come and say verily, and it's that's why it started. 4253 03:32:36.760 --> 03:32:38.479 But it was like there was a reason why it 4254 03:32:38.559 --> 03:32:40.280 was barely though. Yeah, I think it was like no 4255 03:32:40.360 --> 03:32:42.799 good reason. It was just like very started off it. Actually, 4256 03:32:44.559 --> 03:32:48.079 I think it was grounded in some were barely would 4257 03:32:48.079 --> 03:32:50.360 say that for some reason. It was something about Norwegians, 4258 03:32:50.760 --> 03:32:54.239 like a rent fair or something was that was like times. 4259 03:32:54.280 --> 03:32:56.360 He was like going to ren fairs, did you It 4260 03:32:56.479 --> 03:33:00.799 was like medieval times and rent fair. Yeah. And then 4261 03:33:00.799 --> 03:33:03.079 I go to the bathroom and then somebody goes and 4262 03:33:03.120 --> 03:33:08.879 then so it's just be verrely in some fucking like 4263 03:33:09.040 --> 03:33:10.639 medieval guy like steading. No. 4264 03:33:10.959 --> 03:33:12.879 I like the idea of just very like we'll find 4265 03:33:12.959 --> 03:33:14.879 we'll figure it out if people if enough people thought 4266 03:33:14.879 --> 03:33:17.360 that was a terrified picture of you, and this says 4267 03:33:17.520 --> 03:33:22.079 very It's it's the word verily and like like almost 4268 03:33:22.120 --> 03:33:26.000 like feminine script. And then I crying, and then I think. 4269 03:33:25.959 --> 03:33:28.040 I should be Chris would like verrely over him. Just 4270 03:33:31.079 --> 03:33:32.200 let's see, okay. Uh. 4271 03:33:32.559 --> 03:33:35.120 The first starts to keep David first time subscriber, first 4272 03:33:35.159 --> 03:33:37.760 time question, ask her, wot's go that's not true because 4273 03:33:37.760 --> 03:33:40.360 you first keep diaving you've been there for a long time. Chris, 4274 03:33:40.440 --> 03:33:43.600 please cover American Idiot. I'll donate one hundred dollars to 4275 03:33:43.799 --> 03:33:47.760 be if you. If you cover American Idiot, Look, you 4276 03:33:47.879 --> 03:33:49.280 give us, well, I don't know if he'll do it. 4277 03:33:49.360 --> 03:33:51.200 You give us one hundred dollars. I'll tell him to 4278 03:33:51.280 --> 03:33:52.280 do it, and we'll see. 4279 03:33:52.159 --> 03:33:55.159 If he actually does. Uh can I do it? I 4280 03:33:55.200 --> 03:33:57.280 could probably do American Idiot. I never thought to do it. 4281 03:33:57.319 --> 03:33:59.799 I don't know, like that's like one of Honestly, I 4282 03:34:00.000 --> 03:34:01.639 I'm probably one of my least favorite songs by them, 4283 03:34:01.680 --> 03:34:04.600 to be honest, it's uh, yeah, it's very it's it's 4284 03:34:04.680 --> 03:34:06.079 I think I've just heard it too many times. Maybe 4285 03:34:06.319 --> 03:34:08.760 I like a lot of What about what about holiday? 4286 03:34:09.000 --> 03:34:11.520 A holiday? I like holiday? So rules Yeah I could 4287 03:34:11.559 --> 03:34:15.639 do holiday. Yeah, well he did ask it. We're negotiating. 4288 03:34:16.479 --> 03:34:17.159 He's not even here. 4289 03:34:19.000 --> 03:34:23.719 Yeah, if you accept holiday, I'll even I'll write the drums. 4290 03:34:23.760 --> 03:34:24.920 I could yeah, whatever. 4291 03:34:24.719 --> 03:34:28.879 If I'm doing music right now. Kind of but it's 4292 03:34:28.959 --> 03:34:31.479 like I kind of forgot. I've been working on video 4293 03:34:31.520 --> 03:34:33.600 stuff and and kind of taking a back seat. But 4294 03:34:33.680 --> 03:34:35.680 maybe I don't know if if, if the mood strikes 4295 03:34:35.719 --> 03:34:38.360 to do American idiot, I might do. 4296 03:34:42.360 --> 03:34:52.879 Yeah, late Robert, I think. 4297 03:34:53.120 --> 03:34:55.760 An entire Instagram dedicated to r O kg. 4298 03:34:57.079 --> 03:35:00.360 Is kind of fire. That's a great idea. That's actually 4299 03:35:00.399 --> 03:35:06.799 would blow the funk up. I'm having trouble sucking meat. Okay, 4300 03:35:06.840 --> 03:35:08.440 hold on, let me we should do that. That's not 4301 03:35:08.479 --> 03:35:13.840 a family that's actually yeah, well meat, Yeah? What the 4302 03:35:13.879 --> 03:35:16.840 hell hadened? What did I do? Penis? Gross? Oh no, 4303 03:35:16.959 --> 03:35:25.440 I'm going backwards wide while it's inside. Guys, my I'm 4304 03:35:25.479 --> 03:35:39.079 homo penis. The penis. The penis turns. So that's so. 4305 03:35:40.239 --> 03:35:49.239 That is incredible. That is psychosis. Trade it turns of 4306 03:35:49.360 --> 03:35:53.520 that psychosis right there? Oh my god, what the fuck? 4307 03:35:53.799 --> 03:35:59.639 What are you doing? What happened? Well? Where's everybody? Where's 4308 03:35:59.639 --> 03:36:02.840 the play? It's crashing into the building. Everybody? Sorry, what 4309 03:36:03.000 --> 03:36:06.040 the who's this bearded guy? 4310 03:36:06.280 --> 03:36:06.879 What the is? 4311 03:36:06.920 --> 03:36:18.799 American experts they're frightened. I feel like a boom right now. Man, 4312 03:36:18.879 --> 03:36:21.040 This thing is like let me, yeah, go ahead, somebody 4313 03:36:21.520 --> 03:36:24.879 like I can't get it to move anymore. I think 4314 03:36:24.920 --> 03:36:27.760 I just need to reload. What do you mean? What 4315 03:36:28.280 --> 03:36:31.920 like that? Oh I'm trying to use thee I'm trying 4316 03:36:31.920 --> 03:36:34.120 to use the pad. Oh yeah, no, just use this. 4317 03:36:34.280 --> 03:36:38.879 Yeah, it's just like it's there, so by default, this 4318 03:36:38.959 --> 03:36:39.639 is the laptop. 4319 03:36:40.040 --> 03:36:42.639 That's why. God, I wasn't even thinking about I could 4320 03:36:42.680 --> 03:36:46.319 touch it. That's crazy. You are a boomer that sometimes 4321 03:36:46.399 --> 03:36:49.159 I am something. Ever, dude, I'm that was kind of 4322 03:36:49.319 --> 03:36:51.319 That's gonna happen to us all soon. Man, we gotta 4323 03:36:51.360 --> 03:36:53.079 get ready for it. We're talking about we're just gonna 4324 03:36:53.079 --> 03:36:54.440 we're gonna become old and we're going to be just 4325 03:36:54.559 --> 03:36:56.280 not in touch of the world anymore. I don't care. 4326 03:36:56.600 --> 03:36:59.879 I'm already not in touch. I'm already. Who the fucking 4327 03:37:00.040 --> 03:37:02.239 that he is. We're gonna like, dog's gonna be able 4328 03:37:02.239 --> 03:37:03.680 to vote when they're gonna be like, well, I guess 4329 03:37:03.760 --> 03:37:05.719 you know, like yeah whatever, I don't know he does. 4330 03:37:06.239 --> 03:37:09.559 Who cares. Imagine a day that you can't own a 4331 03:37:09.600 --> 03:37:13.120 dog anymore. As there people that's gonna be crazy because 4332 03:37:13.120 --> 03:37:16.319 they've been we won't. We won't see that, I hope not. 4333 03:37:17.200 --> 03:37:20.040 Uh something's wrong, let me just do it. No, like 4334 03:37:20.239 --> 03:37:23.040 it's not this is the last page, but it's not 4335 03:37:23.879 --> 03:37:26.639 like look at it. Look it's not it's stuff that's 4336 03:37:26.639 --> 03:37:29.879 already been said, and I'm not sure what the fuck happened. 4337 03:37:30.079 --> 03:37:32.120 I don't understand. It's stuff that it's already go go 4338 03:37:32.200 --> 03:37:34.639 to the go to the inn, for example. Yeah, aking 4339 03:37:34.680 --> 03:37:40.840 a haphazard Oh weird. Yeah, maybe finally left No, because 4340 03:37:40.879 --> 03:37:42.280 like it's not even what It's not even what I 4341 03:37:42.360 --> 03:37:44.360 started off with, because I was started trying to figure 4342 03:37:44.399 --> 03:37:45.840 out like where I left off, and I'm like, wait 4343 03:37:45.840 --> 03:37:49.159 a minute, what the fuck happened? I think uh, I 4344 03:37:49.399 --> 03:37:51.879 literally boomed it like an old man and just fucking 4345 03:37:53.079 --> 03:37:56.479 the filters are probably all fucked over the what happened? 4346 03:37:56.520 --> 03:37:59.399 I get it wrong too, So no, it's it's fine. 4347 03:37:59.559 --> 03:38:02.120 It's just not it's not it must be in a 4348 03:38:03.719 --> 03:38:05.399 it's not a page. It was stuck on page two, 4349 03:38:05.440 --> 03:38:07.399 but it glitched. I guess, Oh, is that what happened? Yeah, 4350 03:38:07.440 --> 03:38:09.399 already here, I'll just do it. How dare you? 4351 03:38:09.879 --> 03:38:19.760 Wage slave? Wage slave? Five eighty three, Oh, reshingle the roof. 4352 03:38:23.879 --> 03:38:32.680 The toppler of the idea of throwing your ass over 4353 03:38:32.760 --> 03:38:37.520 your head and then you start moving fast, all right? 4354 03:38:37.559 --> 03:38:39.399 Wage slave five eighty three. Uh. 4355 03:38:39.680 --> 03:38:42.719 Pepi Brothers report jd Vance has sexual relations with Cherry 4356 03:38:42.760 --> 03:38:43.680 from Peep's playhouse. 4357 03:38:44.079 --> 03:38:47.360 Don Doncerson, here's a good question. Bye, and that's it. 4358 03:38:47.920 --> 03:38:49.799 Or you would be a good cut and come bounce 4359 03:38:49.840 --> 03:38:53.799 and be talking back into pepo u. Huh No, I 4360 03:38:53.920 --> 03:38:56.680 left off at the verily one. I think, oh, I 4361 03:38:56.680 --> 03:39:00.799 don't know, you have to there's a barely one on. Yeah, 4362 03:39:00.879 --> 03:39:01.639 it will be the next one. 4363 03:39:01.639 --> 03:39:05.920 I think Gage six DJ whatever you do, do not 4364 03:39:06.079 --> 03:39:09.280 give me a beat, pep. Sometimes I wipe and that 4365 03:39:09.319 --> 03:39:11.719 it feels like getting gum out of my hair with 4366 03:39:11.799 --> 03:39:16.680 a napkin in the Yukuza series. Okay, wait there was 4367 03:39:16.719 --> 03:39:20.280 a vet oh verily, I see. Yeah, the first Church 4368 03:39:20.319 --> 03:39:24.360 of Keith David. First time subscriber, first time question asker, Chris, 4369 03:39:24.559 --> 03:39:26.079 please cover American idiot. 4370 03:39:26.559 --> 03:39:27.559 That's where we left off. 4371 03:39:28.040 --> 03:39:32.200 I've seen the cum man. Jerry free Rose, spread your 4372 03:39:32.239 --> 03:39:33.520 cheek so I can shit in your ass. Blake eight 4373 03:39:33.600 --> 03:39:37.040 nine six radiohead, nice Peen back off brat summer. It's 4374 03:39:37.040 --> 03:39:41.200 time for Liam Payne falls Shirtman merch. But it's just 4375 03:39:41.399 --> 03:39:44.959 jamiir Kui Alaska and oilfield trash Texas status old young 4376 03:39:45.159 --> 03:39:47.879 young Sheldon beaten in front of a live audience. Uh, 4377 03:39:48.000 --> 03:39:53.079 tickle my ass hairs, Pearl jam Jeremy's busting on my face. Nice, 4378 03:39:53.799 --> 03:39:57.399 Oh my god, Oh it's nicky ziggy. What happened to 4379 03:39:57.600 --> 03:40:01.399 Paul Joseph Watson? Did he die or finally come out 4380 03:40:01.399 --> 03:40:01.840 of the closet? 4381 03:40:01.879 --> 03:40:03.000 I don't know. It's a good question. 4382 03:40:03.239 --> 03:40:10.280 He became a he just became his hands. They finally 4383 03:40:10.360 --> 03:40:13.200 usurped the rest of the giant hands. Now, yeah, he's 4384 03:40:13.280 --> 03:40:15.600 just a pair of He looks like Masterhand. He's Masterman 4385 03:40:15.680 --> 03:40:19.559 from Smash Yeah, okay, alright, fair enough, preheated toast, Sorry, 4386 03:40:19.559 --> 03:40:23.680 miss Jackson, badly brave, seriously black Atherian orange Man, Hunter 4387 03:40:23.840 --> 03:40:25.760 napram melpous one and rounding at our list. 4388 03:40:27.079 --> 03:40:34.000 King, King of half Hansard, King of Gizzard Wizard. He's 4389 03:40:34.079 --> 03:40:41.040 the King de Ka King Gizzard in the Gizzard Gizzard. Nice. Alright, 4390 03:40:41.239 --> 03:40:42.239 let's get the fuck out of here. 4391 03:40:42.719 --> 03:40:46.319 Alright, bye bye, everybody. Have a happy Thanksgiving. 4392 03:40:46.360 --> 03:40:56.360 I think God speed every bad day as