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Speaker 3: So what we got We got Kingston here, and we
Speaker 3: also have.
Speaker 1: Hi, it's me the Green Goblin. We have the Greek Goblins.
Speaker 1: The Green Goblin has joined us. Yeah, Chris is sick.
Speaker 3: Yeah, thank thank you. So much Green Goblin for joining us.
Speaker 3: I've been chasing you for quite some time, you know,
Speaker 3: because I'm the law.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I figured i'd give up. I really appreciate it.
Speaker 1: You know that if you would come in handcuff, you
Speaker 1: would come with me in my squad car after this,
Speaker 1: And you're a green right, And well, no, I came
Speaker 1: to talk. I'm not gonna go to jail.
Speaker 3: Well, I mean, but I thought you said we're gonna
Speaker 3: give up that This is more of.
Speaker 1: Like a gesture. Oh hey, don't don't darky, don't antagonize him.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to arrest you for you gonna You're
Speaker 1: not gonna arrest the murderer, the legit murderer.
Speaker 3: You're you waving your hand. It's actually making me very nervous. Dude,
Speaker 3: don't ever do that to a cop. You're just asking
Speaker 3: to die.
Speaker 1: What I do is when I cop post me over,
Speaker 1: I show them my wallet quickly with a jerking so crazy.
Speaker 1: That's probably a TikTok trend.
Speaker 3: It will be like, yeah, the fucking uh cop challenge
Speaker 3: or whatever. See if see how long you get survived
Speaker 3: dead by cops challenge, See if you get see if
Speaker 3: you can move really quickly without getting shot.
Speaker 1: Who's gonna fail next?
Speaker 3: You know why I pulled you over?
Speaker 1: Oh my fucking gods, such a waste of life. They
Speaker 1: would just get killed so fast it'd be like whoa,
Speaker 1: that was not funny. Damn only six seconds that that
Speaker 1: was nothing. Sub four seconds they're trying to see Oh
Speaker 1: my god, they're trying. They're trying to get like that's
Speaker 1: a ritual. That's a ritual to summon something evil? Can
Speaker 1: you do sub three? Is that possible? Like as as
Speaker 1: soon as they get to the window, Like, how would
Speaker 1: you do that? You're at the cops at the window.
Speaker 1: You gotta pay not immediately, that's prep time. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: have to like have like just do the finger gun thing.
Speaker 1: Just be like that, and then I think, I hope
Speaker 1: you can convince people. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I think that's enough for a cop though, because I
Speaker 3: saw one that a black dude turned around too quickly
Speaker 3: and they started shooting out.
Speaker 1: Took a shot of the acorn. The acorns, that is
Speaker 1: the why I think that is the most insane. What
Speaker 1: do you mean?
Speaker 3: I think, Look, the acorn is insane. You remember the acorn?
Speaker 1: I mean I remember many remember the company acorns about
Speaker 1: at all that was I told her it was this
Speaker 1: was you remember that the acorn hitting the squad car
Speaker 1: and the cop thinking he got shot tumble and started
Speaker 1: shooting at the car. That that was Max pain barrel roll.
Speaker 1: Like he was like that, Like he was really Like
Speaker 1: what made it funny is that like they think, like
Speaker 1: in their minds, they're like, we are fucking badass. They
Speaker 1: think they're like the swat. They're like, we're fucking I'm
Speaker 1: gonna do a barrel roll. Like I'm not gonna just
Speaker 1: like if I have a gun, they're gonna roll and
Speaker 1: I'm gonna light you up and you're gonna finish the role.
Speaker 3: That Yeah, what's so crazy about that guy is he
Speaker 3: did see he did go to Afghanistan, but he didn't
Speaker 3: see combat if I remember correctly. So like we were
Speaker 3: all thinking, oh, clearly as like hardcore PTSD or something
Speaker 3: like that to happen.
Speaker 1: Well he didn't.
Speaker 3: Actually, he was like maybe adjacent to the action, but
Speaker 3: he never actually, So what's really his excuse for thinking
Speaker 3: he got shot?
Speaker 1: Because that's the to me.
Speaker 3: It's like hearing a shot and then maybe diving or
Speaker 3: something like what the fuck. But this guy was like, oh,
Speaker 3: I'm shot and he said he was getting numb.
Speaker 1: That is crazy, all these crazy And.
Speaker 3: I guarantee you he's still working. I'm sure he's just
Speaker 3: at a different precinct, so for sure.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they just moved him around to like the town
Speaker 2: that nobody cares about.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, And I'm sure he's cleaned out the
Speaker 3: town of anyone who's a shade darker than you know,
Speaker 3: a brownie. Like all right, well we gotta start somewhere.
Speaker 1: Good work.
Speaker 3: Now, we're gonna move up to Oreo. Uh, no way,
Speaker 3: we're gonna move up to h Chips, the Hoy cookies,
Speaker 3: you know, like we're just gonna just a shade. So
Speaker 3: anybody in this that milk chocolate kind of you know,
Speaker 3: make sure they're gone.
Speaker 1: And then we'll move to the twinkies. Yeah, we'll just
Speaker 1: start killing white folks. Eventually, it'll always get back to that.
Speaker 1: It'll be like right, he starts Italian, Italian, French.
Speaker 2: Anything that's nothing else is to everything else is too oddous.
Speaker 1: It's just so white. Though. I think I think that's
Speaker 1: that's the hard things, like, well, that's what Irish people
Speaker 1: are at a certain point. It's not really about color.
Speaker 1: It's clearly not funny because Irish are like a lot
Speaker 1: of them are clearly like you just said, porcelain, right,
Speaker 1: A lot of Iris are like porcelain. It's so insane.
Speaker 1: It's like what like it takes having like an intelligence
Speaker 1: of a four year old to understand how stupid that
Speaker 1: ship is. You know, it's it's I think it's I
Speaker 1: think it's pretty cool. I guess I don't know. I
Speaker 1: think it's pretty cool. I think it's funny as fun
Speaker 1: I've never been four. So what you mean, huh, how
Speaker 1: old are you when you were born? No? You skipped four? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I just skipped it. I just thought, like I'm not doing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, did you have that thing when you were a kid,
Speaker 2: where like you would have the same birthday again?
Speaker 1: Know what the hell you talking about? I remember always, yes,
Speaker 1: it's always on the same day. I remember.
Speaker 2: I can't remember if it was like a good luck
Speaker 2: thing or something, but I remember specifically one year it
Speaker 2: was like I remember what year, it was like eight,
Speaker 2: it was like seven, eight or nine.
Speaker 1: It was one of those years.
Speaker 2: But like I got the cake and it said the
Speaker 2: age that I was already on it, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: what's what's this? And she was like, oh, it's it's
Speaker 2: good luck to celebrate this number, so we're just gonna
Speaker 2: do this number again.
Speaker 1: I was like, but I'm I'm not, but I'm older,
Speaker 1: and she was like, oh, yeah, your parents bought us
Speaker 1: stockpile of cakes and they wanted to use to so
Speaker 1: they kept it. Yeah, they bought a cake, got a
Speaker 1: deal on four cakes.
Speaker 2: So they got a deal on four, so they bought
Speaker 2: four cakes that said happy seventh Birthday.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and they were like, we gotta use this o. Boy,
Speaker 1: it's good luck, and you're dumb.
Speaker 2: Like yeah, even though even though the number is just
Speaker 2: on a candle.
Speaker 1: You can just buy off and you can just buy
Speaker 1: what was on the candle. They had one candle.
Speaker 2: I think that's probably it's probably more like that said.
Speaker 1: You didn't if you would have said the came because
Speaker 1: I thought it was decorated with the happy birthday on it. No,
Speaker 1: it's no, it was the normal. Well you just assumed
Speaker 1: a lot of.
Speaker 2: But yeah, it was like the number like seven again
Speaker 2: or like eight, I can't remember what number it was,
Speaker 2: but it was probably just like they just didn't have
Speaker 2: another candle.
Speaker 1: They weren't. They weren't. They're too lazy to fucking go
Speaker 1: down the street and go get one look at it. Eight.
Speaker 2: That's kind of the thing, Like that's what makes me
Speaker 2: because I don't I don't foresee like I don't see
Speaker 2: them being that lazy or that careless because they cared
Speaker 2: about every other birthday except for that one.
Speaker 1: It doesn't see, it doesn't make sense.
Speaker 2: So like I do think like that, Like my aunt
Speaker 2: genuinely convinced them that, like, oh, this is like a
Speaker 2: good luck thing, and they're like, yeah, fucking whatever.
Speaker 1: He doesn't care. Is your aunt into like, uh is
Speaker 1: she into Like first of all, is she a gambler?
Speaker 1: Or is she like uh into you know, the median ship?
Speaker 1: Like is she into that stuff? No?
Speaker 2: She she works for the CIA.
Speaker 3: That's so much worse. Yeah, where I'm like, I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't like superstitious people having jobs like that.
Speaker 1: Makes it insane, is that those people like already on
Speaker 1: the verge of sociopathy, like most of them actually, And
Speaker 1: it's just like, yeah, this one was around me as
Speaker 1: a kid, sculpting me into being a little psychopath Like Chris, Remember,
Speaker 1: don't express your emotions, huddle them you said hate. Remember
Speaker 1: that Chrissie be made I don't know that. I don't
Speaker 1: like that. I love yousts me. Do you like the
Speaker 1: type of person that would like roll like a D
Speaker 1: twenty to make decisions or something? She's like, doesn't everybody
Speaker 1: do that? Okay? Oh, like god take the wheel? What
Speaker 1: a crazy? What?
Speaker 2: I feel like I kind of low key do that?
Speaker 2: Oh my next, No, you don't, I think, so you
Speaker 2: don't roll.
Speaker 1: Not knowing he's talking about, like what you're talking about literally?
Speaker 1: I think I think literally opposed to even negatively. What
Speaker 1: does that mean? What do it means? What do you
Speaker 1: mean figuratively just means like weighing decisions? No, No, that's
Speaker 1: absolutely not what rolling the dice beats.
Speaker 2: I mean it kind of is because you can't you
Speaker 2: can't be certain of any out there, so you just
Speaker 2: kind of have to assume, like what will be the best.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's not what dice does. I understand.
Speaker 2: But like the you never mind, it's just not it's.
Speaker 1: Not a good analogy because that's just.
Speaker 2: Like completely perfect analogy analogy I'm saying there is like
Speaker 2: because there is no certain outcome of the future. To me,
Speaker 2: everything is a dice roll, like there's no actual.
Speaker 1: Your your right tangentially like like, oh yeah, essentially, yeah,
Speaker 1: everything is a dice technicality, like even even if you
Speaker 1: get shot in the face, you could actually roll and
Speaker 1: fucking live.
Speaker 2: Right, But because dodge you, well then you would just
Speaker 2: but then.
Speaker 1: Well that would be well, that would be the gun
Speaker 1: would jam. Yeah, that would be that. That would be
Speaker 1: that situation which happened.
Speaker 3: There's a lot of girls looking for It's happened way
Speaker 3: more times than not. A shitty gun well unmanaged jamming
Speaker 3: and then people being saved because of that.
Speaker 1: If you would win ten billion dollars, but you had
Speaker 1: to play Russian rule that with four bullets. No, no, no, no, yeah,
Speaker 1: I would.
Speaker 3: Would odds are you talking about in a in a
Speaker 3: chamber of six?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would do it.
Speaker 2: If I could take the bullets out and I would
Speaker 2: do I.
Speaker 1: Would do it if I was in no danger, you
Speaker 1: do it. What did you do with five bullets? Well,
Speaker 1: you decided what to do with with one bullet? You
Speaker 1: know what? You know what?
Speaker 3: So Russian roulette? Russian So Russian roulette. No to me,
Speaker 3: I don't like those odds. Somebody told me.
Speaker 1: I like them a lot. In fact, I would throw
Speaker 1: but that's because you win either way. Oh yeah, because
Speaker 1: you either get to cease to exist or you have
Speaker 1: a lot of money. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Sure, there's plenty of people that would take those odds
Speaker 3: and get to.
Speaker 1: Put Lily through hell. Basically I get this, I get
Speaker 1: just ruined the girl that loves life and make all
Speaker 1: my family poly look or you figure out, you figure
Speaker 1: out for whatever reason, like she hated you for some reason,
Speaker 1: he just I would to figure it out. You got
Speaker 1: to figure it out. I'd be you would, yeah, you'd
Speaker 1: be long gone. But like for some reason reason she
Speaker 1: is just acstatic. She all of a sudden just starts
Speaker 1: like buying like you know, like castle type shit. And
Speaker 1: just like she's been, she's been sitting on piles of money,
Speaker 1: just not doing anything with you that can. I ask
Speaker 1: you as a question was, yeah, do you guys, I
Speaker 1: don't know if this If you guys watched Animal Planet
Speaker 1: as much as I did when I was a kid,
Speaker 1: I watch it a little bit.
Speaker 2: Do you remember that during that show with the green holograms.
Speaker 1: Or like an animaloud pop up on to be again,
Speaker 1: and it'd be like a Tyrannosaur's rex, but it'd be
Speaker 1: like a sort of like a grid like hologram of it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So, like I remember seeing that there was there
Speaker 2: was a show called, I think World's Most Extreme on
Speaker 2: Animal Planet, where the idea was that they would find like, oh,
Speaker 2: you know, here's the most poisonous snake or whatever, and
Speaker 2: then they would just do like this weird kind of
Speaker 2: twenty two minute like mini not documentary, but like a
Speaker 2: wed like an info like a Bill ny and Bill
Speaker 2: Nyther the build out of the Entertainment Guy is what
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, build out of the Science Guy
Speaker 2: kind of thing. But they would have these three D
Speaker 2: animations where they would basically like the central premise was,
Speaker 2: let's take these insane attributes of these insane animals and
Speaker 2: put them in people in holograms and like this three
Speaker 2: D in this like fake. It's really stupid because what
Speaker 2: you end up with is like if you google right
Speaker 2: now some of the shit animal Planet's Most Extreme, and
Speaker 2: the Google image results that you will find are in sane.
Speaker 2: I urge everybody in the chat, to in the chat,
Speaker 2: in the audience listening to do this as well, because
Speaker 2: they they would just be like, here's what a human
Speaker 2: would look like if their mouth was a venus fly trap,
Speaker 2: and they would just be it would just be horrifying.
Speaker 2: There was this guy with a pig nose. I remember,
Speaker 2: Who's like, here's just.
Speaker 1: The first thing that up these dude, it's crazy. There's
Speaker 1: just some like it's it's just some fat idiots. They
Speaker 1: always like ones like oh you pig, pig, and.
Speaker 2: There's a million of them and it's just like, let's
Speaker 2: just make stupid.
Speaker 1: This is so dum.
Speaker 2: I don't remember that show being that stupid, though.
Speaker 1: Phoenix fly Trap mouth on paper it sounds really cool.
Speaker 1: I thought you just gave him the attributes. Imagine, imagine
Speaker 1: a human being ability to run past the strength of
Speaker 1: aare What if what if Bill ny the science guy
Speaker 1: was actually a rapist? Yeah, he's all they did. Just
Speaker 1: put him in a position where he's like going, what
Speaker 1: if you make Bill Nye a black PERSONA? Why would
Speaker 1: this be on animals? That Bill was a serial murderer.
Speaker 1: Serial animals are humans. Humans are animals.
Speaker 2: Animals are not human, specifically human animals like that humans
Speaker 2: are animals.
Speaker 1: You are correct, we're not beast though now we're definitely
Speaker 1: we're definitely beastleep. I mean there are people that are
Speaker 1: plenty of beasts, definitely beastly. Uh, they're a beast, that
Speaker 1: who who decided to call themselves mister, I call him
Speaker 1: what to call themselves, mister, mister beast, I did was bad.
Speaker 2: I didn't even register that as like a potential outcome
Speaker 2: for that joke. Yeah, I thought, I thought, you met like, oh,
Speaker 2: we're all just like literal beasts, and we call ourselves
Speaker 2: like mister fucking Maldonado or mister Jamison as if they
Speaker 2: were as if we're not beasts, is what I thought.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you just meant literally, mister.
Speaker 3: Mister be You think that guy, you know, that guy
Speaker 3: dog Pat dog Pack, that.
Speaker 1: Was like shitting on him? Did he did?
Speaker 3: He name himself like he wan like he thinks he's
Speaker 3: like some sort of animal and he was a part
Speaker 3: of mister Beast's cruisers dog pack, look at me, dog Pack,
Speaker 3: And then he got rejected and that's why he made
Speaker 3: all this stupid second?
Speaker 1: Is that is that real? I feel like it is.
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't have any evidence of that. I
Speaker 1: don't feel like I'm like, I'm in fact, I'm making
Speaker 1: this up. I made this whole thing up.
Speaker 3: But apparently there's this guy I don't know. He's foreign
Speaker 3: as fuck, this white foreign guy was like, miss the
Speaker 3: Beast is he's not so bad. And the dog Pack guy,
Speaker 3: I don't know who, I don't know where he's from.
Speaker 3: It beats me, but he made a video shitting all
Speaker 3: over that dog pack guy.
Speaker 2: The prospect of somebody with a thick accent talking about
Speaker 2: internet drama is very weird to me.
Speaker 1: It is. It feels very weird because I'm used to
Speaker 1: it either being specifically American dialects yah or British.
Speaker 2: Right, that's it, that's it, and so feels like everybody
Speaker 2: it feels like everybody else is more concerned with like
Speaker 2: real things. Yeah, I don't know how to explain, like
Speaker 2: I feel like if I hear like like, if I
Speaker 2: hear a Palestinian accent, they're probably or like you know,
Speaker 2: like they're probably not talking about, you know, Sabrina Carpenter. Yeah,
Speaker 2: they're probably talking about like, you know, hor horrific ship.
Speaker 1: Looks like something inappropriate. Agun on stage boom his living
Speaker 1: like picks up his camera, still bloodyloody. He strattled up
Speaker 1: sorrry about that. I do think it is sorry about
Speaker 1: that he about his con I'm so sorry about that.
Speaker 1: Unlike all of us, he cares about his gods, he
Speaker 1: cares what he's putting out there. I care about my content.
Speaker 1: I don't care about hours. Like I said, you a
Speaker 1: comfort that was doing very scambo you already off flying
Speaker 1: like the giant sky rim. He's just he's holding camera, scared. Wait,
Speaker 1: like he's up in your blogging. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know where I'm going to know. He's not.
Speaker 1: He's just he's just taking flug he's holding it, he's
Speaker 1: staying in frame. He breaks for the fall. You see
Speaker 1: him closes up and he gets the breaks with the
Speaker 1: fall and he fucking actually he survives. He survives, And
Speaker 1: where does he land? Where does land? He? He lent?
Speaker 1: I can't. I was good at that river that they're
Speaker 1: blocking off. I don't know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was going I was gonna get to morbid.
Speaker 2: The point was like I view, yeah, well I just
Speaker 2: the point is that like I find I kind of
Speaker 2: view like more you know, modern like American dialects as
Speaker 2: more concerned with trivial ship. Yeah, so like it's very
Speaker 2: It's it's weird for me to imagine like like somebody
Speaker 2: like with a thick Sicilian acts like Joe's no not
Speaker 2: talking about mister it seems impossible.
Speaker 1: Missus is coming park, it's terrorizing sicily, what do we do?
Speaker 1: I feel like when I hear Italians, they never sound
Speaker 1: like that exactly. That's because that's sounds I guess Italians interpretation.
Speaker 2: That's that's that's like, that's a Japanese person's American interpretation
Speaker 2: of when an Italian sounds like.
Speaker 3: Let's put it this way, a lot of the those exaggerate,
Speaker 3: exaggerated accents are real, but very few and far between.
Speaker 1: Because like they come from something.
Speaker 3: Think about like when people think about a black American accent,
Speaker 3: like they're always talking about like the southern accent that
Speaker 3: has migrated, and then somebody will do the super exaggerated version.
Speaker 3: But it's like, here's the thing, if you've been around
Speaker 3: enough black gentleman, there's one that like I can think
Speaker 3: of like a ship.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna kill my wife. That's like, how I like,
Speaker 1: that's an that's a very I mean, that's yeah, that's
Speaker 1: actually that checks out. That sounded like them too. Hey,
Speaker 1: I'm juice, I'm juice, I'm about to kill this white
Speaker 1: you that he was like, I'm not I'm not black,
Speaker 1: like I'm that's that's that's that's his most classic. That's
Speaker 1: profound quite well because it was it was it was
Speaker 1: asked of him right during the time of the riots,
Speaker 1: and it was like, I'm not black and moj he
Speaker 1: hangs out with a bunch of like golf club like
Speaker 1: white people and he's like this, this rich ship is
Speaker 1: my ship. And and and for people come, for people
Speaker 1: to think that he didn't murk those people like it
Speaker 1: is really so crazy. There's no way he wasn't at
Speaker 1: least involved. That is like he was.
Speaker 2: He was at the very least deeply involved, know what
Speaker 2: I mean.
Speaker 1: Heitiated it.
Speaker 2: It had I know that theory about like him covering
Speaker 2: for his son, But even that's the case, I'm still ultimately.
Speaker 1: Like you think anyone's son would be that passion, like
Speaker 1: the way, especially the dude it was. It was the
Speaker 1: way the dude was, yeah, like because he like his
Speaker 1: head was almost hanging like off, you know, like and
Speaker 1: that's not like, that's not what.
Speaker 2: A he had Ron Golden looking like a pez Dispenser.
Speaker 1: It's crazy. Make pet dispens have some where, I don't
Speaker 1: know somewhere I have him though, you want one Morales one,
Speaker 1: I have a and I think I have doctor Phil.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say Bill Cosby, but that's the same.
Speaker 1: He's not a mister Beast one. No way they make
Speaker 1: a mister Beast. That sounds really believable. I thought I
Speaker 1: was like, he would he would do that. Yeah, mister
Speaker 1: beats everywhere I went on he's on cookware, he's in
Speaker 1: like yoo, he's on yo yo's, he's on fucking in
Speaker 1: the right now, mister best iron lungs bring.
Speaker 2: I would buy a mister Beast dialysis machine if.
Speaker 3: If I if I, if I need to go on dialysis,
Speaker 3: I would.
Speaker 1: Chose even if I didn't have go on dis a
Speaker 1: picture of him, just just to have one, you know,
Speaker 1: like that's my aling. Yeah, I can't even do it.
Speaker 3: It's it's I think you gotta like I think you
Speaker 3: have to have murderous intent. Yeah, and then and then
Speaker 3: someone asks you to smell, like basically the way to
Speaker 3: get in character. If I put the green gobblin mask on, Yeah,
Speaker 3: have murders in tent, like you're thinking about murdering everybody
Speaker 3: who's lesser than you, because that's what he's doing all
Speaker 3: the time. And then they ask you to smile. I mean,
Speaker 3: at a certain point that is It's like Jimmy never
Speaker 3: sticks around for like a lot of the shoots because
Speaker 3: he's always doing stuff. But that is someone who just
Speaker 3: doesn't care about anything or anyone that's happening, is just
Speaker 3: making sure that it's just going to finish.
Speaker 2: He puts pennies in like those air guns and shoots
Speaker 2: them at homeless people and then beds them into their skulls.
Speaker 3: And then the thumbnails like I to homeless people.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I donated all of my pennies to homeless people.
Speaker 1: And it's just it's they're all flying out of a
Speaker 1: fucking turret, a fucking turret, and there's one violently bruised homeless.
Speaker 3: Man mister beside the turret, and then he fucking rips
Speaker 3: it off halos off the turret.
Speaker 1: Dude, that shit was so cool.
Speaker 2: That was like, that was one of the cools things
Speaker 2: when I when I was at thirteen years old, that
Speaker 2: was the coolest fucking thing possible.
Speaker 1: That was three.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you just rip it off the thing and run
Speaker 2: around with it. Dope as hell to me.
Speaker 1: You never when I was younger, I thought it was
Speaker 1: so useless. It's not very wise, it's not I mean,
Speaker 1: you're very compromile, very vulnerable.
Speaker 3: But but it's like glass cannon ship, right, you do
Speaker 3: a funck.
Speaker 1: Ton of damage. I was like, you don't do real damage.
Speaker 2: That was back when I feel like a lot of
Speaker 2: games really focused on it was less about balance and
Speaker 2: more about like fun, how fun things felt. Like there
Speaker 2: were definitely guns that you could pick up two of
Speaker 2: in that game, where like you wouldn't even you could
Speaker 2: have three of these and they would be useless, right,
Speaker 2: but like it just felt cool to shoot two guns
Speaker 2: at once and reload them independently.
Speaker 1: And definitely, yeah, I agree with that. I definitely think
Speaker 1: PvP has ruined a lot of fun in games. Any
Speaker 1: internet man, I mean the Internet, Yeah, the idea, not
Speaker 1: the pole hand in hand. I understand what you mean.
Speaker 1: But I'm on the side of like this thing is
Speaker 1: so broken, get this weird. But they're only complaining in PvP. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like you know what I mean, because like if you're
Speaker 1: doing PV, no one gives a ship. Yeah, But then
Speaker 1: they're like, oh this is unfair, and I'm like shut
Speaker 1: the f like can we can I please have fun?
Speaker 1: Like I just want to have fun. That was not
Speaker 1: I don't care, That's what that was.
Speaker 2: That's what happened with hell Divers, and then they like
Speaker 2: they undid all of it. They're like a hyperbalanceet for
Speaker 2: like for like the highest tier players, and it's like
Speaker 2: most people people aren't on that level, Like, let let
Speaker 2: the game be fun.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's crazy profit fucking motives.
Speaker 3: Like all those whales threatened to leave because it's ship
Speaker 3: It's not fair. It's happening in so many games. It's actually, uh,
Speaker 3: you know, I'm one of the o G YouTubers that
Speaker 3: uh played a raid for real? Oh yeah, but I
Speaker 3: didn't like, uh, I didn't whale out because that's insane.
Speaker 3: But like, I understand why people hate gotcha games because
Speaker 3: there's rich people who ruin the experience for a lot
Speaker 3: of I can't bro there's I just just today, just today,
Speaker 3: I just heard two people left in one of the
Speaker 3: top clans in that game, and they spend on.
Speaker 1: Average two hundred thousand dollars. What the fuck? Who are
Speaker 1: these people there? I don't know. I think a lot
Speaker 1: of them.
Speaker 3: I think a lot of them made their money, and like, uh,
Speaker 3: in Crypto, I feel like a lot of these people
Speaker 3: who would play those type of games and spend a
Speaker 3: kind of money because me I spent money when I
Speaker 3: was getting advertisements at first, so it balanced out. I'm like, oh,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna invest money to grow my account, so then
Speaker 3: they'll keep feeding me ads. And then at a certain
Speaker 3: point they were just like, we're just only going to
Speaker 3: advertise on retards that don't actually play, that have large audiences,
Speaker 3: and I'm like, that will have no player attention because
Speaker 3: whenever I advertise, people would stick in my game and
Speaker 3: they would join my clan, and they've made money off
Speaker 3: of people. And I would just tell people, Hey, if
Speaker 3: you're gonna spend anything, just buy small packs. Don't fucking don't.
Speaker 3: Don't be retarded anyway. Long story short, the game's completely
Speaker 3: fucking ruined because of the same assholes that are that
Speaker 3: spend probably millions, tens of millions of dollars all together,
Speaker 3: and they're crying about the top has to stuff. I'm like,
Speaker 3: you guys are giggle fuck pussy man.
Speaker 1: Fuck, Like, come on, I want to have fun with
Speaker 1: this game. My clan was fucking solid and they nerve
Speaker 1: so much ship, and they buffed the fuck out of
Speaker 1: this one clan boss, the hydro clan boss. It's not
Speaker 1: fun anymore. They fucking ruined the game because they were
Speaker 1: all crying it's too it's not fair. There's one champions
Speaker 1: to op and I'm like, fuck you. Then I don't care. Yeah,
Speaker 1: if you imagine if they're fucking pussy, this would never
Speaker 1: be a problem. Yeah, it would never be because they'd
Speaker 1: be like, you know, ah, man, this is really hard.
Speaker 1: You know, I'm gonna go have sex with my girlfriend.
Speaker 1: Who cares. I'm gonna like beat my dick tide falls
Speaker 1: who way back up and try again. At least that
Speaker 1: like like everyone used to if they had all used
Speaker 1: to do. We used to be a fall asleep. We
Speaker 1: used to be a proper country. We would, we would,
Speaker 1: we would once upon a time. Outside, But is that
Speaker 1: a hot coffee and it's not a it is not
Speaker 1: hot anymore. Yeah, but it was. It was I haven't
Speaker 1: had a hot coffee from a coffee shop in a while.
Speaker 1: It was nice because it actually feels nice because I'm
Speaker 1: it's actually a little cold right now.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's getting it's getting chilly.
Speaker 1: I was like, what that?
Speaker 3: Yeah, So I was like, I want to I want
Speaker 3: to like sixty something degrees in my house. You walk out,
Speaker 3: you want to go warm up?
Speaker 1: Yeah? A coffee just right up the street. Good. Yeah,
Speaker 1: actually I was like really happy with it, not bad.
Speaker 1: That's an awfully hot coffee pot.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was thinking that. I was like, I'm not
Speaker 3: gonna say it. That's why you yeah, with your mister bast.
Speaker 1: Joke to bite on the dumb impulses that we all
Speaker 1: intentionally shoved to the side. Understand my purpose. You guys
Speaker 1: need me. You're like a reverse goalie. Come on, you
Speaker 1: got you, guys. I'm the guy that breaks down the
Speaker 1: wall for everybody else to run in. Yeah. Yeah, like
Speaker 1: in Berlin. Yeah, yeah, you know one guy that was
Speaker 1: one the guy that he crashed his head into it.
Speaker 1: But David Hasselhoff smashed his head into the Berlin wall
Speaker 1: and broke it down there right, Well, yeah, he literally
Speaker 1: burnt he broke the wall down. Yeah, he's a he's
Speaker 1: a hero.
Speaker 2: He's he's actually that's what he's that's why he's famous.
Speaker 1: He's a hero in Germany. That's actually what happened.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he broke well not he didn't headbutt it, but
Speaker 2: like he took the he took the wall down.
Speaker 1: That's why he's like, like, what else has he done?
Speaker 1: The only thing he did was and it true. Baywatch
Speaker 1: was the ninety show. Yeah, that's why he came famous.
Speaker 1: Well he he was because look, man, I love how
Speaker 1: how small the world feels sometimes until you you see
Speaker 1: like foreign music and like say their numbers and and
Speaker 1: Hasselhoff is a fucking rock star over there, and you're like,
Speaker 1: what your mind it doesn't work, Like, say, there's a
Speaker 1: German metal core band here, go talk about metal now
Speaker 1: I can't. I'm subconscious now.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but like I look at their numbers on spotif
Speaker 3: they're getting like no traction in America. You look at
Speaker 3: their like numbers on social media. But then I look
Speaker 3: at their Spotify number. It's almost two hundred thousand monthly listeners.
Speaker 3: Because they're huge. They're German, they're German band, They're huge
Speaker 3: in Europe. And I'm like, damn, that is damn Like I.
Speaker 1: Can't, Oh my god, my twitch are you you're you're
Speaker 1: what you're dumb ass face, you're making a joke. Okay,
Speaker 1: you're making a joke what I actually not even sure anymore.
Speaker 1: My mind's using good Malaysia, China above it and in Germany.
Speaker 3: Right, So when you talk about Mike Tyson versus.
Speaker 1: Paul Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 2: Mike Tyson fought Jake's Jake Paul Weekend Update on Saturday.
Speaker 1: I've had a really fun where they said.
Speaker 2: I can't remember what the joke was, but it was
Speaker 2: like it was something like, uh, Mike Tyson and Jake
Speaker 2: Paul teamed up last night to defeat everyone watching, and
Speaker 2: it's very accurate. I didn't watch it at all. I
Speaker 2: was watching American Dad instead.
Speaker 3: You're having a blast with that ship, aren't you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2: It's like it I haven't watched dumb adult comedy in
Speaker 2: a while, so it's like it's really feeling that that
Speaker 2: vote that void.
Speaker 1: I see.
Speaker 2: Yeah, But what I was watching is I was like, ah, yeah,
Speaker 2: and I was watching and I realized, oh, the fight's happening,
Speaker 2: and I thought I might check it out because I
Speaker 2: do have Netflix.
Speaker 1: But then I thought, that's why, I'll just wait.
Speaker 3: That's why it's brilliant, Like the I there's sometimes you know,
Speaker 3: I mostly hate monopolies and stuff because then it makes
Speaker 3: things worse, But I I I'm more I missed the
Speaker 3: days when Netflix was kind of like consolidated and so
Speaker 3: everything was on like one platform, right, and now that
Speaker 3: they're starting to live stream, and they're they're gonna get
Speaker 3: WWE very soon. I think in a couple of months,
Speaker 3: so I think in the beginning of January or something
Speaker 3: like that.
Speaker 1: And then because I get to finally start watching wrestling,
Speaker 1: and then like, I'm not watching I'm not watching for
Speaker 1: the men at all. I'm gay, I'm watching at all.
Speaker 1: I'm watching it for females. Three for three particular way. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he keeps talking about n Leon Yeah, Leon, forget what
Speaker 1: you call it? The fucking the Tall, the big One. Oh,
Speaker 1: you're talking.
Speaker 2: About Ripley and Stephanie hammer Badge.
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, she's fire. Yeah, Stephanie hammer Badge is crazy. Dude,
Speaker 1: Like it's crazy that they just let her wrestle naked.
Speaker 1: I was like, it's crazy, Like I've never they made
Speaker 1: the exception solely for her, just because for her next bout,
Speaker 1: it's gonna be really exciting. Who she Who's she wrestling?
Speaker 4: Uh, I was about to fight. I was about to
Speaker 4: say something crazy. Listen, it's gonna find me in the
Speaker 4: room watching that is.
Speaker 1: What are you doing? What are you doing? Kingston? Like
Speaker 1: it's wrestling. I love it.
Speaker 3: And then they're just literally they're just shaking their asses.
Speaker 3: They're gonna laughing full full of Maul laughing out of
Speaker 3: my desk.
Speaker 2: But so, yeah, So Mike Tyson fought Jake Paul, Jake
Speaker 2: Paul one.
Speaker 1: Jake Paul won. Well, look, if if you weren't stupid,
Speaker 1: you knew Jake Paul would win, Like right, if you
Speaker 1: weren't stupid.
Speaker 3: Because there were people that were some delusional that like,
Speaker 3: oh no, Mike's a beast. He's a It's like, look
Speaker 3: look at his training footage all like, guys, what is America?
Speaker 3: Like it's complete amnesia.
Speaker 1: People like just four years ago he fought Roy Jones
Speaker 1: Junior and like he looked like he was fucking in
Speaker 1: his fifties. Yeah, you know, like he was slower, he
Speaker 1: was not ferocious. This was just four years ago. People
Speaker 1: didn't watch Mike Tyson. I think that's the thing. People
Speaker 1: didn't watch Mike Testants fights. I even I, who watched
Speaker 1: the later ones, I was too late to watch when
Speaker 1: he was a demon. People saw clips of wad you
Speaker 1: had to catch it. But yeah, people saw clips of them.
Speaker 1: But they saw the clips, and I'm saying if they
Speaker 1: also what happens people saw the clips right by the
Speaker 1: time I saw the Holy Field fight between him. He
Speaker 1: was not the dominant monster he was when he was younger.
Speaker 1: By that time, already he was already like, oh this
Speaker 1: guy is getting older.
Speaker 3: Well it was, it was he was almost it was
Speaker 3: a lot of things those posts. No, it was post
Speaker 3: custo motto to post cuss don King. Who's a piece
Speaker 3: of ship that took advantage.
Speaker 1: Of her post uh his I also it's a it's
Speaker 1: a little controversial that he you know, he was he's
Speaker 1: a convicted rapist and yeah, but he's It's one of
Speaker 1: those things. I mean, there isn't that many fighters that
Speaker 1: I know of I made I made a tweet, right,
Speaker 1: and I was like, it's insane. How like so many
Speaker 1: people in combat sports tend to be like huge pieces
Speaker 1: of ship, like I mean obviously, but like there it
Speaker 1: actually is it's particularly modern particularly.
Speaker 3: Well, I don't I actually don't have very many examples
Speaker 3: of that.
Speaker 1: I think a lot of them are just glaring, especially
Speaker 1: when it's if.
Speaker 3: You think of them having like they're just have a
Speaker 3: bad character. There's a piece of ship. But I mean
Speaker 3: as far as being like oh, likeminal like they're like
Speaker 3: terrible people, I mean, like genuinely terrible people like John Jones.
Speaker 3: They swept under the rug all the many things he's done.
Speaker 3: He beat his wife after he got inducted into the
Speaker 3: Hall of Fame. Yeah, literally, he beat his wife in Vegas.
Speaker 3: And then after yeah he got induct in the Hall
Speaker 3: of Fame, got drunk and beat up his wife in
Speaker 3: a hotel.
Speaker 1: If it's if it's after, that's pretty unreasonable.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it feels before it would have been acceptable.
Speaker 1: But then to get there, but like you're already there, like,
Speaker 1: calm down, you're a legend.
Speaker 3: We did that, and then you know, Dan and everybody
Speaker 3: else swooping on the rug. There's a guy who was
Speaker 3: a former NFL player, Greg Hardy, who joined the UFC.
Speaker 3: He got cut because he just sucked. I kept getting
Speaker 3: knocked out. But he beat his wife. He was an
Speaker 3: NFL player, you know, like a lot of NFL people
Speaker 3: would see to beat their wives. So he got into
Speaker 3: the UFC already beating his girlfriend or wife whoever. And
Speaker 3: so everyone's like that off the list, and then everyone's like, Dana,
Speaker 3: what the fuck's wrong with your He just bringing in
Speaker 3: these terrible people. And then because Danny used to be
Speaker 3: like this, never put your hands on a woman. He
Speaker 3: said shit like that back in the day, and then
Speaker 3: he got caught in Mexico slapping the fuck.
Speaker 1: Out of his wife. There's a footage of him, like.
Speaker 3: She slaps him, and then he just fucking like, powers up, dude,
Speaker 3: He's just all three of his bars, He's like and
Speaker 3: then he just damn And then yeah, it was it
Speaker 3: was pretty brutal. And then he was just like, it
Speaker 3: was the first time ever done it. I'm super embarrassed.
Speaker 3: Imagine these people are professional liars. Like it's not even
Speaker 3: like do you believe me or not, I'm just gonna
Speaker 3: I'm just gonna lie and no matter what.
Speaker 1: Imagine imagine hitting a woman hitting you, and you being like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: this woman that I'm way bigger and stronger than I'm
Speaker 1: gonna strike you back.
Speaker 3: I'm also I'm fifty years old, and this is the
Speaker 3: first time I've done this. Now, I've lived my whole
Speaker 3: lass life never hitting a woman, and then all of
Speaker 3: a sudden, now that there's a camera happening fucking beyond me,
Speaker 3: it was the first time I've ever done it.
Speaker 2: You lived through the golden age of wife, meaning and
Speaker 2: you choose recently.
Speaker 1: Lived They lived with a fifty, No fifty. I think
Speaker 1: like the fifties was like the era where it was
Speaker 1: like I think out of a woman.
Speaker 2: I think I feel like it's probably less actually back then.
Speaker 2: I feel like I feel like it was probably like
Speaker 2: the sixties, seventies, eighties are probably prime.
Speaker 1: They were still definitely doing it bad. I think people
Speaker 1: were still doing it back then, but I feel like
Speaker 1: that was the golden like before thee I.
Speaker 2: Feel like in the fifth I feel like in the
Speaker 2: fifties women were too afraid to step out of line.
Speaker 1: Because because they there would be less. You're right, there
Speaker 1: would be less. I'm actually gonna have to agree with it.
Speaker 1: I think I don't know. Of course, it's all vibe.
Speaker 1: I think, whre you're coming from, right, it's like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: we've But I think they're they. I think it was
Speaker 1: okay to beat them then. That's why I was like,
Speaker 1: they got there to a point, you know, we're like,
Speaker 1: but they were doing many things to be beaten because
Speaker 1: it was so much. It was so okay here. I know.
Speaker 1: I really think so post sixties would like with free love,
Speaker 1: and a lot of women were starting to like be
Speaker 1: lesbian and do like, oh I don't need to I
Speaker 1: don't need a man. In the eighties, they started to like, oh,
Speaker 1: I can have a credit card and all this ship
Speaker 1: yeah and also crack and yeah, and so men were
Speaker 1: just like, I need to hit as many things as
Speaker 1: possible because like they're just you know, they weren't they
Speaker 1: weren't on they weren't completely on top anymore. Suffrage all
Speaker 1: the ship start happening. They were being very upset. They're
Speaker 1: very fucking upset. So you said one thing, old man bamn.
Speaker 1: Dana White came out of the wounb and starts slapping
Speaker 1: his mom, and then all of a sudden he wants
Speaker 1: to be.
Speaker 3: Like, oh, I've never heard a woman before him like
Speaker 3: these people. But anyway, Mike Tyson, he yeah, convicted rapist.
Speaker 3: I will say, I think one of the reasons why
Speaker 3: people give him a pass is because it seems like
Speaker 3: he's somebody who has been rehabilitated. Because there's a lot
Speaker 3: of people like say John Jones, a great example, who
Speaker 3: is continuously a villain. He's never stopped being a villain,
Speaker 3: and so he tries to pretend like, oh, I'm a
Speaker 3: better person, and then he beats his wife. He gets
Speaker 3: drunk and arrested again. He slams his head on a
Speaker 3: cop car. He's a fucking monster. He threatened that the
Speaker 3: new drug people when they came to his house, like
Speaker 3: celebrating his friend's birthday, that came to his house and
Speaker 3: then she pressed charges because he threatened took her phone
Speaker 3: and threatened her one of the women. And uh, he's
Speaker 3: still a monster.
Speaker 1: That was just I think earlier this year or late
Speaker 1: last year. You're like, yeah, Chris, and I know about
Speaker 1: John Jones. I'm Chris, Mike Tyson. I'm pretty sure. Like
Speaker 1: it just seems like I don't. I don't. I don't
Speaker 1: validate what he did at all, So I mean nobody validated.
Speaker 1: That's crazy to say, first of all, people that wait
Speaker 1: wait wait wait okay wait wait wait wait wait wait
Speaker 1: wait validated. I'm sure based. I want to hear this.
Speaker 2: I want to hear this because you're the you are
Speaker 2: the Chris Brown defender.
Speaker 1: I do not defend Chris Brown, but I understand he
Speaker 1: was a dumb kid the roll the tape, but I
Speaker 1: don't I would answer. I never said he wasn't he was.
Speaker 1: I never said he was innocent of what he did.
Speaker 1: He edited to make him say he was innocent. Please,
Speaker 1: there's no context in my life at nineteen fucking twenty
Speaker 1: fifteen ever that I would have beat a woman, especially
Speaker 1: to that degree, crazy, especially to that crazy less maybe
Speaker 1: maybe a bit I wouldn't bind, so I said, I
Speaker 1: would never be especially like if if a woman's attacking me,
Speaker 1: I'm going to defend myself and like push him off me.
Speaker 1: But I'm not going to push savagely beat away exactly.
Speaker 3: But that's why we say Chris Chris Brown is insane
Speaker 3: because he literally could have just stopped the car and
Speaker 3: tossed her. Oh yeah, he could punched the shed of
Speaker 3: her and bitter course, yeah, like that's just like what
Speaker 3: are you doing?
Speaker 1: Game? Like biting? Is it to me?
Speaker 3: That's the crazy part. People hit women all the time
Speaker 3: and people that are weaker than them all the time
Speaker 3: because they're just terrible people. But the animal ship is crazy,
Speaker 3: but people do it all the time. There's like terrible
Speaker 3: people always beating weaker people.
Speaker 1: That's really what it's about, because if there was a
Speaker 1: giant woman attacking you, no one would feel bad if
Speaker 1: you started punching her because she's so huge. He would
Speaker 1: be yes, But you know, we live in a clown.
Speaker 3: No, if brock Lesnar's fucking daughter started attacking you, no
Speaker 3: one would feel bad because she's a monster.
Speaker 1: Clown's huge. I forget, I've seen it. People don't.
Speaker 3: It's even in the combat sports world. People are like, oh,
Speaker 3: this girl is so huge. I wouldn't mind if she
Speaker 3: fought a man because it would be interesting.
Speaker 1: You're right, wouldn't. I mean, look said, that's what But
Speaker 1: that's what matters. But I don't care about the plurality.
Speaker 1: The pality is what minority?
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's Yeah, there's a vocal minority of every single everything. Yeah,
Speaker 2: like there's probably like at least ten people who eat
Speaker 2: micro chips, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Yes, there would be a thousands people that'd be like,
Speaker 1: your a fucking asshole? Was like that was all that
Speaker 1: was pretty much a bear. I was fighting, like you're
Speaker 1: an asshole, Derek back and it's like she can't believe yeah, Derek,
Speaker 1: She like she picked me up and put me halfway
Speaker 1: through a car and I had to defend myself and
Speaker 1: it was like, your an asshole.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's you're also black, definite, those chivalrous people that
Speaker 3: won't that would say that. But those people are also
Speaker 3: the people that are you know, the suspect, the ones
Speaker 3: that are super sized that are doing that. Yeah, it's
Speaker 3: like the ones that the pedal crusaders.
Speaker 1: I'm always like, oh, yeah, it is it is unfortunate.
Speaker 1: Like I know we've talked about this before, but like
Speaker 1: it is unfortunate.
Speaker 2: How Like there's just kind of like an inherent undercurrent
Speaker 2: of cynicism yea, where like if you see somebody like
Speaker 2: hunting pedophiles, there's always like a it always like an
Speaker 2: inkling in your brain.
Speaker 1: It's like going too hard on the payment.
Speaker 2: It's it's it's the same way that it's the same
Speaker 2: thing I feel about like people who have like a
Speaker 2: really strong uh desire to like work in fields where
Speaker 2: they're just surrounded by children, you know, where it's just
Speaker 2: like I don't want to feel that way necessarily, but
Speaker 2: at the same time, it's just like a.
Speaker 1: Little bit too much do you want to be around
Speaker 1: There's also evidence of like I think it's possible, by
Speaker 1: the way, I know it's possible. You just like, oh,
Speaker 1: I just love kids. Yeah yeah, there's more evidence often
Speaker 1: in the contrays what you're saying, but like it still
Speaker 1: just feels weird. It's like yeah, oh that's what people
Speaker 1: that are pediatric doctors are not like harming kids. No, yeah,
Speaker 1: I would bet. I would bet my master may teachers
Speaker 1: aren't harming kids, you know idea. It's just like, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's it's in place.
Speaker 2: I feel like you at the very least, you have
Speaker 2: to pretend like you hate your job, you know, which.
Speaker 1: Is unfortunate because it's like to me, I think if
Speaker 1: you're the harder it is to obtain that job, the
Speaker 1: more I believe you so a doctor.
Speaker 3: Yeah, betutrition like something like that. I'm like that think
Speaker 3: way too long toil. You just be like what pedophile
Speaker 3: would be like, I'm gonna study vigorously for all these
Speaker 3: when you could just join a church, you know what
Speaker 3: I mean. That's like, really the why there's so many
Speaker 3: in the church where people don't want to talk about
Speaker 3: that shit right because they're like, uh, oh I'm tied
Speaker 3: to this stuf blah blah blah. But when you look
Speaker 3: at the numbers, I mean it's easy every fucking week
Speaker 3: there are multiple old dudes getting arrested for having either
Speaker 3: CP or molestic a child every fucking week.
Speaker 2: Can I say something, I'm playing call of duty right now,
Speaker 2: obviously there there is. So they have a so they
Speaker 2: have a currency in the game called and it's called codpoints,
Speaker 2: and it keeps saying like do you want to spend
Speaker 2: your keep? Saying like how much? Like, oh, you've earned
Speaker 2: this much CP. And I'm like, it is twenty twenty four.
Speaker 2: This has been an accurate This has been like an
Speaker 2: abbreviation for a while.
Speaker 1: Now. I am bewildered that they have not changed.
Speaker 2: I get it's like who the fuck really thinks about that,
Speaker 2: but like if you're online, if you're like an online person, yeah,
Speaker 2: that's an acronym that you know because people get busted
Speaker 2: for it and then it's like it's generally abbreviated in
Speaker 2: a lot of articles. But it's so weird to see
Speaker 2: it in the Gave, like with its own with its
Speaker 2: own like graphic.
Speaker 1: It's so that's our minds just being poisoned. Man. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: we are standing too close to the void, that is true.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're definitely Like somebody I can't remember who it was,
Speaker 3: but somebody was wearing a medallion that set CP on
Speaker 3: it and it went viral and can't it was it
Speaker 3: was their name abbreviation that I can't remember.
Speaker 1: Who it was.
Speaker 3: But I remember that going viral because we all know
Speaker 3: how that looks.
Speaker 2: If you're if your name, if your first name is
Speaker 2: C and your last name is P, do you go
Speaker 2: by you? You force your middle name into into your name.
Speaker 2: You have to not that's that point.
Speaker 1: At this point you want to. It's kind of like
Speaker 1: Chris Paul, like we're just talking about CP three. Yeah,
Speaker 1: child poor the third child point three. You gotta put
Speaker 1: like a like three CRP or put something in there.
Speaker 1: He's he's got three of them. He's got three cps. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you got it at this point. I'm sure he's got
Speaker 1: a lot of ship now now because like he's been
Speaker 1: CP three, you've been playing basketball for a while. When
Speaker 1: I think about how long he's been playing basketball, it's
Speaker 1: crazy with him and Lebron, Like they've been playing for
Speaker 1: a lot. Lebron's been playing for like almost over twenty
Speaker 1: something years. Lebron's still alive, Yeah, yeah, barely. That the
Speaker 1: other that's not the plane one Yeah, the helicop helicopter one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh oh, the helicopter.
Speaker 2: I like how we make you mixed up vehicles and
Speaker 2: I mixed up people in that situation.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's weird, what's going on? Any more sensible?
Speaker 2: But like, yeah, you know, it's not sensible to confuse
Speaker 2: the fucking helicopter for a plane at all.
Speaker 1: But like they both fly okay, and they're both black?
Speaker 1: What do you mean? Yeah? I agree? I agree. So
Speaker 1: did you see that? Uh?
Speaker 3: Did you catch any footage at all of the fight?
Speaker 1: I saw Mike Tyson's ass. Oh yeah, that was sick.
Speaker 1: I saw that.
Speaker 2: I saw that people were having a hard time watching
Speaker 2: it on Netflix because Netflix is ers were fucked or something.
Speaker 1: That was interesting because I had one problem for just
Speaker 1: a few seconds. Yeah it was. It was actually just
Speaker 1: post the ash shot. I feel like a lot of
Speaker 1: people more like just came on or something because of that.
Speaker 1: I had a little glitch restarted and it was fine.
Speaker 1: I saw people. I saw shovel system of a down,
Speaker 1: Like it's funny to seeing famous ass people that technically
Speaker 1: should have better working stuff but just showing that. Like
Speaker 1: I love when stuff like that grounds us. It's like
Speaker 1: the best phone you can get is the iPhone. Whatever's out.
Speaker 1: My Netflix is failing me. I take it. They released music.
Speaker 1: I'll take that. Make a song about Netflix. It's all
Speaker 1: pissed off, like turned off the fucking thing, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: that's hilarious that I'm having a better experience than you
Speaker 1: and I'm poor. Yeah, so it's pretty good. It wasn't
Speaker 1: working ashot was pretty fucking the best part of it.
Speaker 1: That was the best part of the event. The fight.
Speaker 1: The fight before the fight was very good. There was
Speaker 1: plenty of I heard the woman fight was pretty good,
Speaker 1: like I saw that.
Speaker 3: So here's the thing. The thing that was annoying was
Speaker 3: the the ref was trying to do the right thing.
Speaker 3: Took one point because Katie whatever the fuck her name is,
Speaker 3: always forget her name is, I never I didn't follow her.
Speaker 3: She fights extremely dirty, and the way she starts is
Speaker 3: she leads with her head, so like basically caused a
Speaker 3: head button, caused a cut. She got one point taken away.
Speaker 3: She wouldn't stop when he even the ref kept trying to.
Speaker 3: He should have taken another point, but he obviously was
Speaker 3: kind of probably pressure to not like let them fight.
Speaker 3: But she leaves with her head, gets in close, and
Speaker 3: then was just keep trying to hook constantly, so oh
Speaker 3: accidental head but oh accially.
Speaker 1: And then it was really frustrating.
Speaker 3: So because of that, it wasn't checked enough, and the
Speaker 3: judge of scorecard she did more damage. She she pulled
Speaker 3: it off, but ultimately the other chicken man, Surrano, probably
Speaker 3: should have taken it.
Speaker 2: I feel like I feel like judges in boxing don't
Speaker 2: make sense because I feel like only the people fighting
Speaker 2: can assess the damage.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? I think that's right.
Speaker 2: Like if I'm in a fight, I could and I
Speaker 2: get hit, only I know how much damage I'm sustained.
Speaker 1: I mean, I mean, it's usually I know what you
Speaker 1: mean that you you dictate, yes, you dictate your health bar,
Speaker 1: and I guess they would ask you.
Speaker 2: It'd be like, I feel fine.
Speaker 1: All right, It's like I don't know they're dying. They die.
Speaker 1: But the people that fucking fight, people like that whole
Speaker 1: fucking fight we just had about Tyson and fucking Paul
Speaker 1: is all based on fucking Tyson's ridiculous pride. It's like,
Speaker 1: my guy, it's you. It takes solid pride or money both.
Speaker 1: I think it was just a huge bag.
Speaker 2: I don't think he has pride and he doesn't care.
Speaker 1: You actually know, no, that's not true.
Speaker 2: Actually, every interview I see of him is like I'm
Speaker 2: nothing who cares.
Speaker 1: But to say that and then still take that fight
Speaker 1: even though you know yourself far behind your.
Speaker 2: Pa, well then no, but that lends itself to the
Speaker 2: arguments like he doesn't care about what the legacy is.
Speaker 2: He doesn't really care, so why not accept millions of dollars?
Speaker 3: I think that's well, that's also he contradicts himself very much,
Speaker 3: so because that's the one thing that he's been chasing
Speaker 3: is that he, like anybody else that was probably a
Speaker 3: badass like that in his prime. He misses that feeling sure,
Speaker 3: and his in.
Speaker 1: His mind, he still feels like that guy, but his
Speaker 1: body's fucking broken. So this seemed like what he was
Speaker 1: trying to do is prove to himself that he's still
Speaker 1: that guy, but his body's fucked. And so him knowing that,
Speaker 1: he's like, I'm fucking over the hill. My body's broken.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get a huge bag. But also in his
Speaker 1: mind it's kind of one of those if I get
Speaker 1: just knocking the fuck out, then I'm still that. But
Speaker 1: like it was so clear he was wearing a fucking
Speaker 1: knee brace. He couldn't walk very well. So then in
Speaker 1: the first round he kind of already his legs were
Speaker 1: fucked like. It wasn't like, oh he's been compromised by
Speaker 1: getting kicked or something in like an bear kickboxing. He
Speaker 1: you saw Old Tyson Russian close the distance and then
Speaker 1: Jake Paul's backing up and then he couldn't do it anymore.
Speaker 1: And then because he couldn't do it anymore, Jake Paul,
Speaker 1: Jake Paul.
Speaker 3: I think would have knocked him out if Mike Tyson
Speaker 3: was was actually aggressive the entire time, because Jake Paul
Speaker 3: gained a considerable amount of weight to fuck him up,
Speaker 3: because if he was just gonna put on a show,
Speaker 3: you wouldn't put on all that weight.
Speaker 1: There's no point. So I think once he saw how
Speaker 1: pathetic it was when Mike couldn't close it. There's parts
Speaker 1: where he would try to like bounce in and out
Speaker 1: to be like get his legs going, but he couldn't
Speaker 1: close the distance anymore. So it's just pathetic. It was
Speaker 1: just sad, and so he even said in the press conference,
Speaker 1: Shake was like, yeah, there was no need to hurt
Speaker 1: a person that you know, I didn't need to hurt
Speaker 1: him anymore. There's no need. So they kind of exposed
Speaker 1: everyone saying it's fake. Well, it wasn't fake. It was
Speaker 1: real time realizing that, oh yeah, I'm fighting a fifty
Speaker 1: year old Oh yeah, it was a dick had kid
Speaker 1: and realizing like, oh shit, my dog can be hurt.
Speaker 1: You know, how do you not know that? Well?
Speaker 3: I think he was hoping that he was gonna be
Speaker 3: much more aggressive like Mike Tyson was gonna be like
Speaker 3: the way he came out in the first round. Maybe
Speaker 3: he was gonna give him like four rounds of that.
Speaker 3: Because Jake Paul even said I'm gon knock himut in
Speaker 3: the fourth round. That's why I said that I will
Speaker 3: probably knock Hi out the fourth rounds while I was
Speaker 3: thinking like he'll play with them and then destroy him.
Speaker 3: But then he gotten he had nothing for him past
Speaker 3: two rounds, so that he just kind of like did nothing.
Speaker 1: Jake was like, I guess I'm not gonna I guess
Speaker 1: I'm not.
Speaker 3: Gonna destroy it because it's just too sad. And I'm like, well,
Speaker 3: they should have Tookhi to find the first place, asshole.
Speaker 3: You know, At this point, I almost rather I'm kind
Speaker 3: of part of me is glad he didn't get fucked
Speaker 3: up Mike Tyson.
Speaker 1: But there's a part of me where I'm like, don't
Speaker 1: patronize him. That's almost worse. It's someone like playing with
Speaker 1: their food kind of thing, and like they just sucked
Speaker 1: me up, like if you can knock me out, just
Speaker 1: not be out. Like when Silver fucked freaking what's his
Speaker 1: name is he? You know? Oh? And it was he
Speaker 1: kind of didn't like is he didn't like destroy him
Speaker 1: because a young young Silver.
Speaker 3: Would have I think he would have would be great.
Speaker 3: It would have been a great match.
Speaker 1: I think he would but I think but I think
Speaker 1: the idea is that like he was like, I'm not
Speaker 1: trying to beat up someone that helped me want to
Speaker 1: do that.
Speaker 3: Right, but this but that's the old person took the
Speaker 3: fight knowing that was part of the conditions.
Speaker 1: So that's the thing. It's a double edgy. I'm mistinking, like,
Speaker 1: hey man, if you have the ability to.
Speaker 3: Fuck my ass, fuck my ass, just fuck it, like,
Speaker 3: don't don't play with it, don't tickle my asshole, like
Speaker 3: don't like this, just either do it or don't. So
Speaker 3: that's one of those things where it's like you agree
Speaker 3: to yeah, called action, if you can fuck my ass
Speaker 3: called don't don't play with me?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I I remember hearing about this for months, and I
Speaker 2: just I have no history with Mike Tyson at all.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, from Mike Tyson Mysteries.
Speaker 1: It's crazy. That show is goaded. Man, it is way
Speaker 1: funner than it has any right to.
Speaker 3: This fucking fighter flight. I think about this fier Flight
Speaker 3: thing anytime I hear the word fiighter flight because there's
Speaker 3: like a secondary it's just like punching the ship out
Speaker 3: of everyone. I love that show.
Speaker 1: That show is way fucking old, Like the guy who
Speaker 1: basically invented boxing was like the Ghost. Yeah, and that
Speaker 1: stupid bird thing that's Norm McDonald as the bird. I
Speaker 1: think that show is. That show is such a sleeper
Speaker 1: of how fucking ridiculously funny it is. Yeah, it is
Speaker 1: great because it is the It's all the perfect elements
Speaker 1: for a ridiculous It's like Venture Brothers levels of like
Speaker 1: just ridiculous because Venture Bros. Is insane. Brothers is inane.
Speaker 1: I watched I watched like the first like four seasons
Speaker 1: of that show, and there were moments where I was
Speaker 1: laughing so hard that I was like I kind of
Speaker 1: just have to go to bed. Yeah, like I'm gonna
Speaker 1: keep people up. I really appreciated adult Swim because it
Speaker 1: validated how many people there were that were out there
Speaker 1: that had the dumbest fucking sense of the humor like me,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like there was because there
Speaker 1: wasn't many people.
Speaker 3: Of course, I had many friends that we all laughed
Speaker 3: at the same ship, but it seemed like we were
Speaker 3: kind of outliers, you know, like and there were certain
Speaker 3: things you wanted you didn't want to joke about with,
Speaker 3: like say, the the people in school, the larger portion
Speaker 3: of school, like the more popular esque people. I'm gonna
Speaker 3: keep some of these things to myself. You know, we
Speaker 3: can't we can't make a really dark jokes.
Speaker 2: I feel like you could get a pretty good handle
Speaker 2: on somebody's sense of humor by putting them in front
Speaker 2: of a grand the Auto game and just watching how
Speaker 2: they play it.
Speaker 1: I guess. So, I actually do think like there's something
Speaker 1: in that.
Speaker 2: I feel like if if you take full advantage of
Speaker 2: that sandbox and just go to town, I feel like that's
Speaker 2: that is a big indicator of humor compatibility.
Speaker 1: M Yeah, I think that's that's not that's not bad.
Speaker 1: That's not bad. Yeah, that's one of the shows. I
Speaker 1: think if you put on Spider Man and a spider
Speaker 1: put on a SpongeBob and you don't laugh, I think like, oh,
Speaker 1: you're clearly like there's something off of you.
Speaker 3: Well yeah, yeah, I feel like that's a lot more
Speaker 3: relatable too. Like I think, like if you if people
Speaker 3: to me, there's a lot of humor in there that
Speaker 3: I feel like that would concern me if you did
Speaker 3: and laugh.
Speaker 1: I like you, there's so much there's so much there's
Speaker 1: so much rich humor in that show that like if you,
Speaker 1: if you genuinely like I like, if you, if you
Speaker 1: try to go into a non biases and like try
Speaker 1: to watch fun robb and you're dyking like this isn't
Speaker 1: funny at like the fucking uh well a Cosby sort
Speaker 1: of way. Yeah, like you're freaking uh thought like that
Speaker 1: ship like that that is just actually just funny. I
Speaker 1: really I feel like, oh, you're you're off. You have
Speaker 1: to forget my address. You can't. You got to make
Speaker 1: sure you don't know what address there are.
Speaker 3: I think there are some things that would be you
Speaker 3: know what I think is a good test because this
Speaker 3: is a it's technically niche but not The Powerpuff girls,
Speaker 3: specifically if you're a if you're a boy, if you're
Speaker 3: if you're a male. One of the things about The
Speaker 3: Powerpuff Girls, I think, to me, what show would show
Speaker 3: characters First of all, you're not afraid, because this show
Speaker 3: seemed like it was just geared towards girls. So someone
Speaker 3: would be like, to watch that show that I wouldn't watch.
Speaker 1: That's gay. But uh, if you watch that.
Speaker 3: And he can appreciate just how brilliant it is, I
Speaker 3: really think like, you're you're an okay person. You really
Speaker 3: you're grounded, you're reasonable, You're not fucking some weird, misogynist,
Speaker 3: fucking freak. Like it's if you can enjoy the Power
Speaker 3: Up Girls, I feel like you're gonna be all right.
Speaker 1: That show was four girls, but it wasn't. It was
Speaker 1: like it was like it was like, definitely, this is
Speaker 1: like shows. It was like, like, no, that shows for
Speaker 1: anyone that watched it. I was watching a scene recently
Speaker 1: again where they when they jumped moo Jojo in jail
Speaker 1: and Buttercup puts her foot in his mouth. She like,
Speaker 1: you're gonna go for that. He's like, no, I don't
Speaker 1: want to. He's like, are you sure? He's like, no, please,
Speaker 1: and he's like, if you go for it, I'll crush
Speaker 1: and he was like, I'm not going for it. And
Speaker 1: then there's a solid frame where she slammed her foot
Speaker 1: in his mouth and his eyes protrude out of his mouth,
Speaker 1: and I was like, this ship is because it was
Speaker 1: a thing where they asked that that that were like
Speaker 1: things that were like particularly like.
Speaker 2: Whenever whenever they fight, it's brutal, Like it's brutal every
Speaker 2: single time, Like it's not it is.
Speaker 1: They always have his brain exposed on the floor, poor
Speaker 1: guy always. But there's this thing, right, some guy was like,
Speaker 1: would you rather fight Batman? Uh once a year for
Speaker 1: ten years and it's Arkham Batman, of course, the worst
Speaker 1: version of yeah. Or would you rather fight the Powerpuff
Speaker 1: Girls once a day for a year and it's a day.
Speaker 1: I was like, if you had no choice, yeah, or
Speaker 1: just if if it was between the two, I think,
Speaker 1: I'm yeah, I guess I would do Batman well because
Speaker 1: at least it would give me a year to live
Speaker 1: because you're not surviving on fucking assault from Batman. You're
Speaker 1: not like the whole thing, the old idea that he
Speaker 1: doesn't kill people. I think it's his power. He can
Speaker 1: magically people leave people at one HP. Yeah, it's like kill,
Speaker 1: but it's it's like it's like killing indirectly, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, because that's what's actually happening up to
Speaker 1: the building. Then like an hour later dissolved and fault that.
Speaker 1: You know, it's like that. Yeah, yeah, I've seriously thought
Speaker 1: about that. So I was a kid, I was like,
Speaker 1: how are they gonna get that?
Speaker 2: Yeah, the police are like really on the clock with
Speaker 2: that stuff.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and the city is big, They're not gonna fucking
Speaker 1: find all those motherfuckers around the city whooping a bunch
Speaker 1: of thugs. I'm like, I'm like, they also don't care
Speaker 1: enough this New York. This is New York City, and
Speaker 1: really after New York they would kill Spider Man. They
Speaker 1: would definitely be like, oh, we're gonna kill him. I
Speaker 1: started point that you guys are giving us way too
Speaker 1: much work. We just want to chill and beat black people.
Speaker 1: Like it's stupid, Like this is really annoying that we
Speaker 1: have to like want can't do.
Speaker 2: If I agree, what if New York City, if Spider
Speaker 2: Man was real, then they would have a problem with him.
Speaker 1: The NYCPDU the police department would actually don't think the
Speaker 1: people thin people people would have loved him, probably, that's
Speaker 1: what I mean.
Speaker 2: Like, that's what I mean, like the whole, Like the
Speaker 2: newspaper wouldn't really get away with the whole, like oh,
Speaker 2: Spider Man's would.
Speaker 1: Now that's sick as hell. They would put inflammatory things
Speaker 1: in there about him obviously. Damn. I'm actually confused about that,
Speaker 1: conflicted because I want to believe that's what would happen,
Speaker 1: that they'd be like, get the fuck out ers by
Speaker 1: Man's great, But then I keep getting surprised at the
Speaker 1: level of human supidity, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess for me, like I think about that place,
Speaker 2: and I think about how many people are celebrated in
Speaker 2: that place for barely anything. Like they was like, oh,
Speaker 2: there's a guy. Did you see that thing where, Oh,
Speaker 2: come to Union Square Park, I'm gonna eat five thousand
Speaker 2: cheeseballs or whatever, And he had like an audience and
Speaker 2: people were like cheering him on. They were like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I eat it, And he got through all of them
Speaker 2: with like a full audience just watching him for free
Speaker 2: in the podcast, just like if you can be celebrated
Speaker 2: there for that, like I do feel like a dude
Speaker 2: doing fucking crazy flips all the time is probably gonna
Speaker 2: be pretty they should you.
Speaker 3: Know what would happen Spider Man is trans Spider Man's
Speaker 3: trains and your kids like it's.
Speaker 1: Just like like that would pop up. But I think
Speaker 1: there's for me. I just don't.
Speaker 2: That's Oklahoma's problems.
Speaker 1: I don't think for me always. I never thought Spider
Speaker 1: would be a very good person. I think if he
Speaker 1: came from here, I felt he wouldn't be as like
Speaker 1: sparkly clean. What are you yourself? I mean, I know
Speaker 1: with the product I also left there before I was
Speaker 1: done forming it to a person, it definitely tainted me.
Speaker 1: I'm definitely tainted because I was there. But like I wouldn't.
Speaker 1: I just can't believe my be like, oh yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna do the right thing? Is the right thing?
Speaker 1: He'd be like, I'll do the right thing, this right?
Speaker 1: Any people like that in New York? I think there
Speaker 1: are people that were in New York, but I feel
Speaker 1: that ship he would come in contact with all the time,
Speaker 1: but suck him up. But do you think there's not
Speaker 1: the man's also a geek. He no, no geek in
Speaker 1: New York is gonna be a sparkling good guy. I
Speaker 1: just can't believe it. I don't know. I I think
Speaker 1: I know, I can comment. He might be. He might
Speaker 1: be like a paragon of like, you know, I'm better
Speaker 1: than that. You know, I'll try to be better. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because because of him, people like me wanted to be better,
Speaker 1: I guess, but he didn't really if like it's Ramy
Speaker 1: Dinners where it's just Spider Man, like this guy is
Speaker 1: gonna be a kind of a dickhead, Well he is.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't say that he was. That he was for
Speaker 1: me into one, I don't know, a pretty decent guy.
Speaker 2: No that I think the isn't all right, I guess,
Speaker 2: I don't know. To me, the whole story of Peter
Speaker 2: Parker is literally like he is just an average person
Speaker 2: and he is selfish and he is kind of a dick,
Speaker 2: but he knows the cost of what that impulse does.
Speaker 2: He's constantly like trying to be better, trying to not
Speaker 2: do that.
Speaker 1: But like that's him.
Speaker 2: Would he is the person who's gonna be like, ah,
Speaker 2: fuck it, this guy ripped me off, So yeah, I'm
Speaker 2: gonna let him get robbed.
Speaker 1: That's him. I feel I feel like that was him. No,
Speaker 1: I fact, that was him, all right. I feel like
Speaker 1: he grained the real set of like understanding as he
Speaker 1: got older. Definitely when he was younger, like young Peter
Speaker 1: Parker and to like up until like maybe before Gwen
Speaker 1: and Captain Stacy's death, that could be argued, but older
Speaker 1: him the one that we know, right, it's not that guy.
Speaker 1: He's a good dude.
Speaker 2: He's he's not that guy on the surface anymore because
Speaker 2: he understands how to not be that. But like, that's
Speaker 2: that's an that's an inherent well, No, I think if
Speaker 2: you're I feel like that's underneath on some level all
Speaker 2: the time.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, I don't down see why not.
Speaker 1: I think I think once you learn from your experience
Speaker 1: kind of if you truly learn from it, not if
Speaker 1: you're like I guess I'll be better, but like, I
Speaker 1: think you become a better person.
Speaker 2: So the thing, I'm not saying that he's not a
Speaker 2: better person, I'm just saying, like, that person's there still.
Speaker 1: I think that person that's the thing right there that
Speaker 1: I wonder. I don't think the people that have been rehabilitated,
Speaker 1: I'm like, do they still have the is there is
Speaker 1: there a point that something can trigger them to like
Speaker 1: relash back into their old way, and it's possible, it's
Speaker 1: very possible, but particularly things like that right where like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're like people that are like very angry people. You're
Speaker 1: like very angry people. Some of them don't truly get
Speaker 1: because the thing is that I feel like we don't
Speaker 1: really experience rehabilitation, you know, like we don't really see that.
Speaker 1: You don't have a frame of reference, you know, like
Speaker 1: some people are like rehabilitated. Like I think like I
Speaker 1: have uncles that were like in really in street life
Speaker 1: and then they came back out and they were like
Speaker 1: for semple to them, they were like very much so like,
Speaker 1: oh I don't I don't want to do that. But
Speaker 1: they probably weren't pushed to the point where like it's
Speaker 1: really like me, do you think.
Speaker 3: Because they're like blood fucked and stuff in prison, like
Speaker 3: they're probably like they're like, I maybe that shit sucked.
Speaker 1: I don't want to do that. Maybe that maybe very
Speaker 1: man that sucked. I love.
Speaker 2: I love that you have somebody walking out of prison
Speaker 2: after like twenty years for the first time and they're
Speaker 2: just like they take a breath, and fresh air and
Speaker 2: they're like that sucked.
Speaker 1: Dude, Oh never again, yow bob thing who.
Speaker 2: But something like that, you know, because I think I think,
Speaker 2: like I don't know, he Jay walks across the street
Speaker 2: from prison and get arrested again.
Speaker 1: That would break my heart. But uh, that's heartbreaking. Out
Speaker 1: of here. You're going to Texas to die. You're gonna
Speaker 1: die in Texas like a horse, like a horse and
Speaker 1: a retarded person. Oh my god. But like I think,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think I think once upon a
Speaker 1: time he was that. I agree, though, I think there's
Speaker 1: there's ability like once upon a time he was a
Speaker 1: bit of a dickhead. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I think what makes Peter Burger's I like him specifically
Speaker 2: because of that, I think because if he was just
Speaker 2: like a if he was just like a superman, you know.
Speaker 1: Well, I don't think he's Superman. I wouldn't say that,
Speaker 1: but that's what I mean.
Speaker 2: If I said, if he was like just this kind
Speaker 2: of like a good like he just always says the
Speaker 2: right thing, it doesn't really doubt at all, Like that'd
Speaker 2: be like a really boring character for sure.
Speaker 1: Sure, if it's done, If it's done like genuine because
Speaker 1: I feel like, I don't know, I feel like Superman
Speaker 1: gets a bad rap a lot because of like.
Speaker 2: I'm I am talking about. Yeah, I'm talking about the
Speaker 2: stereotype of Superman to be fair, but like I.
Speaker 1: Think a lot of like I think people that are
Speaker 1: good guys are needed to be aspired toward. Sure, I
Speaker 1: think they're very important for the world. I think we
Speaker 1: don't have good guys in the world anymore, and I
Speaker 1: think that's probably a huge just like why they're not
Speaker 1: seeking fame. So that's the problem. We don't have good
Speaker 1: guys aspired to. You know, they exist, they gotta find them.
Speaker 1: You got to find them, because yeah, they're just not
Speaker 1: good people. Like you even think about state politicians right
Speaker 1: when you think about like Bernie, and he's been around
Speaker 1: for a long time, but he wasn't like I'm gonna
Speaker 1: go on everything, not until he felt like, Okay, shits
Speaker 1: so fucked, I have to do this. He's been talking
Speaker 1: to colleges for years. Yeah, but that's college. That's true.
Speaker 1: That's true. But yeah, he's not to school to colleges.
Speaker 1: I've seen many footage of him because like the thing
Speaker 1: you're supposed to do, right with the politician is go
Speaker 1: see the resume, go see what they've stood for for decades,
Speaker 1: and see like if they check out, and like, oh,
Speaker 1: Bernie Sander has been consistent his entire career, cool looking
Speaker 1: forty years, forty years of being on the right side
Speaker 1: of things. It's crazy to me being consistent for that long.
Speaker 1: Its impressive to me, Like I value that to me,
Speaker 1: I feel like that it's sad that that's impressive because
Speaker 1: it shouldn't.
Speaker 2: Be, right, Yeah, exactly, Bernie Anders should be unremarkable.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes and no because like no, not no, yes,
Speaker 1: yes and no yes no, right, it's like, for the
Speaker 1: nature of it, what it should be impressive, Like this
Speaker 1: is a person being good consistently should be an impressive
Speaker 1: thing because it it's still then being good. But yes,
Speaker 1: it shouldn't be a yeah, it shouldn't be uncommon enough.
Speaker 1: You'd be like that's abnormally. I'm not.
Speaker 2: I don't even think I'm saying good necessary. I just
Speaker 2: mean like, oh, you believe what you believe, and that's
Speaker 2: that's what it is. Yeah, you're not a fucking flip
Speaker 2: flopping Charlottetan.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well exactly what I would say, Like, yeah, but
Speaker 1: in the kind of a Bernie Ry. Bernie has been
Speaker 1: like Mardie.
Speaker 2: Vance being like he's literally Hitler, and then like two
Speaker 2: years later he's like, actually, like he's my favorite.
Speaker 1: Suck the cup out of his cock job is so
Speaker 1: bad he filled the office with insiders, and then fucking
Speaker 1: two months later, daddy.
Speaker 2: Dude, the fact that it was months crazy andless.
Speaker 3: His entire body of work of shitting on Trump is
Speaker 3: just still on the internet now. Even I wish he
Speaker 3: would at least delete the stuff.
Speaker 1: I mean, like if Emine was like, I love Joe Roll,
Speaker 1: I love jow Roll, I love ICP, I love Rogan's like,
Speaker 1: I love what do you mean, I love? I love
Speaker 1: Joe Budden fucking I love fucking Uh. I mean, at
Speaker 1: least delete your paper, tri like, just know they're not
Speaker 1: looking that. That's that's the only thing that because we've
Speaker 1: seen bogs and the flip flow by crazy, we've always
Speaker 1: seen that. It's just you have the decency to delete it.
Speaker 1: I don't know, man, I think I think for for someone,
Speaker 1: for someone to be consistently that good for a long
Speaker 1: time is impressive. Yeah, well so it shouldn't be.
Speaker 2: It should but yeah, but so but so since we're
Speaker 2: on this topic already. RFK, he's gonna be He's gonna
Speaker 2: be Health and Human Services or something. Uh, We've got
Speaker 2: the Trump appointments, and I love all of them because
Speaker 2: it is so clear. Like, look, we've talked about this
Speaker 2: on the show where and you can you can agree
Speaker 2: with us, you can disagree with this or not. But
Speaker 2: like I have said for a long time that you know,
Speaker 2: the right wing's goal in government is to make the
Speaker 2: government worse at doing their job. Like it's literally because
Speaker 2: without that, their entire foundation of what their belief like
Speaker 2: it all falls apart. Like their whole belief is that
Speaker 2: like the government shouldn't do anything because they're incompetent. And
Speaker 2: so the only way to make that true is to
Speaker 2: make it so right.
Speaker 1: And so here we do. Here we hear it.
Speaker 2: Doctor Oz is like doing something. He put doctor Oz
Speaker 2: in some weird position. He's got Matt Gates up there, which,
Speaker 2: by the way, the Mat Gates stuff is awesome because
Speaker 2: there's a there's a report going out I guess, like
Speaker 2: an investigation or whatever. Yeah, and apparently so it might
Speaker 2: come out. I saw this morning that like I camera
Speaker 2: for it was Marjorie Taylor Green or like one of
Speaker 2: the that was one of the conservative women.
Speaker 1: I can't remember who cares, but they were.
Speaker 2: Like she was threatening to release uh private info about
Speaker 2: sexual favors done if the if the report gets out,
Speaker 2: which is, by the way, the most damning thing you
Speaker 2: could possibly say, because it's just like, damn, what's in
Speaker 2: that fucking report? Immediately becomes suspicious. So Matt Gates is there,
Speaker 2: Uh fucking doctor oz has a position. There's a couple
Speaker 2: of other people who are just like, what the fuck?
Speaker 2: How do you have this position?
Speaker 3: Matt Gates and doctor oz is probably doctor oz One
Speaker 3: was actually just funny to me. It is funny, specifically
Speaker 3: just funny. He got his ass whooped to Pennsylvania, which
Speaker 3: I thought it was great. You know when he was
Speaker 3: trying to be what was it, Are you trying to
Speaker 3: be a centator? I think in in Pennsylvania and he
Speaker 3: got fucking trounched. Yeah, but he still got rewarded for
Speaker 3: being a Trump loyalist. But it's so clearly just Trump oil.
Speaker 3: It's basically Trump oil. Yeah, so Gates right, yeah him,
Speaker 3: but it's an alleged sex trafficker.
Speaker 2: But it's all such ridiculous people that it's just like
Speaker 2: it's fun, you know what it reminds me of. I
Speaker 2: feel like Trump is kind of doing like an Adam
Speaker 2: Sandler type thing where he's like, I want to make
Speaker 2: a movie, and uh, you know, here's all my friends
Speaker 2: put in the same.
Speaker 1: Let me pick these guys.
Speaker 2: They haven't done anything relevant a long time. They're not
Speaker 2: really that important. But like, I'll put him in my movie.
Speaker 1: I'm it's that ship, like you son of a bitch,
Speaker 1: I'm in it's that ship. Yeah, it's just grown ups.
Speaker 1: It's just grown ups one and two, a bunch of
Speaker 1: evil niggas. It would be great if.
Speaker 3: They, like the idea wasn't too you know, fuck our
Speaker 3: government in the ass, right, Like the idea where you
Speaker 3: say like, oh, the government sucks because it's all inefficient,
Speaker 3: where it's like, whoa ask the question why is it inefficient?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: Oh, because you guys are regulating too much shit. You
Speaker 3: guys are making it way harder for us to kill
Speaker 3: people and then maximize our profits.
Speaker 1: This is really frustrating. So you suck government. And now
Speaker 1: I'm so curious to see the level if it isn't
Speaker 1: gonna be incrementally incremittedly are they gonna slowly peel things
Speaker 1: back or is it just gonna be wholesale, Like, oh,
Speaker 1: we we can do whatever. We're gonna poison an entire state,
Speaker 1: you know, to like build like shit, Like I wonder
Speaker 1: how That's what I'm curious about. I'm curious about it too.
Speaker 1: I'm excited. I'm excited to keep talies. I'm gonna do
Speaker 1: like a yearly roundup. They're like, uh, this year in
Speaker 1: this fucking disaster replace we call America. This happened.
Speaker 2: I think it's gonna be wild. Like when I saw
Speaker 2: Doctor Oz, I was like, Oh, this is gonna be good.
Speaker 2: This is gonna be good, This is gonna be great.
Speaker 1: Yeah. There's one guy that I feel like Trump Uh
Speaker 1: some guy that used to be he used to be
Speaker 1: a reality show guy on MTV, but he actually went
Speaker 1: to like law school or some shit. So really they
Speaker 1: a Trump picked someone. Is that the guy from Fox
Speaker 1: and Friends or whatever? No, not that guy, different guy.
Speaker 1: I can't remember his name.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Pete hagg Seth or something thing. Yeah, he's he's
Speaker 2: it's just a bunch of people that he does.
Speaker 1: It's people that he knows, and it's people. There's a
Speaker 1: guy I don't know his name, but he's he's clearly
Speaker 1: trying to get a job right now because he is
Speaker 1: there's he's he's purposefully glazing on like he's, oh, we
Speaker 1: gotta do whatever he says. And I saw at her
Speaker 1: head and jump to he's that's his whole campaign right now.
Speaker 1: Like it was that the bald guy who was like,
Speaker 1: if Trump says this, it's this, yes, And it's just like,
Speaker 1: I'm like, that's awesome. You don't believe that at all,
Speaker 1: but I understand you're trying to get a job. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I respect you gotta get your money. Yeah, but it's funny, man,
Speaker 1: I don't know, it's very clownish. I'm I was hoping
Speaker 1: that Trump's first executive order. I don't remember. I said
Speaker 1: this already. He was like that he just puts an
Speaker 1: entire clown tent over the United States, Like he spends
Speaker 1: all of our money and just turns us into we
Speaker 1: got security for this, yeah yeah, yeah, the giant nylon
Speaker 1: to go all the way over some like it's just
Speaker 1: you hear fucking clowns and you just hear the honks
Speaker 1: and ship the clown music that wore a song or marching.
Speaker 1: It's just on fucking huge sirens are supposed to be
Speaker 1: like doomsday sirens, but it's just playing that twenty four
Speaker 1: hours today. I'm I'm excited.
Speaker 2: I'm excited to get this to hear what's in this
Speaker 2: Matt Gates thing, because it's so weird for you to
Speaker 2: threaten that kind of thing, and it's pretty great. I
Speaker 2: know it doesn't matter to them, but I just want
Speaker 2: to know.
Speaker 1: People threatening to release them and not releasing stuff too.
Speaker 1: It's like, fun up, dude, So you're you're telling me
Speaker 1: that you know about some corruption and all this ship
Speaker 1: and then you just I'm not gonna release it unless
Speaker 1: this ship happens. I'm like, how do you have a job,
Speaker 1: thorough pussy energy, you have a job? Motherfuckers that like,
Speaker 1: they did the fucking leak for game freaking and they
Speaker 1: got the game. We're not gonna reveal with the game,
Speaker 1: but we're all gonna leak information of people that work
Speaker 1: at game breaking. All right, you should be shot. What
Speaker 1: do you think? What do you think, RK? What do
Speaker 1: you think his first move is gonna be? R K Junior?
Speaker 1: What do you think is gonna do he's going to
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I feel like he's gonna he's gonna try and do
Speaker 2: something with the water. I feel like he's gonna be
Speaker 2: like I want Flora out of the water.
Speaker 1: Somebody asked a question. Actually, let me look while you
Speaker 1: guys didn't put in first, and then here it is.
Speaker 1: Everybody have a worm inserted into their brain? A little?
Speaker 1: Why a little? It's like because he's clearly being controlled
Speaker 1: by the by the brain works.
Speaker 2: So Majen so majin pitbull flying straight towards a daycare rodent.
Speaker 1: Like a oh yeah, he's he's Oh, it's not magic.
Speaker 1: I thought it like I thought about.
Speaker 2: It's because it's because the majin pitbull is like proper.
Speaker 2: It's it's like capital yeah, so fun me up. Okay,
Speaker 2: So he writes, and he says, quick angry for christ
Speaker 2: and Sween, what are you gonna do with r f
Speaker 2: K Fox? With New York's water and pizza never tastes
Speaker 2: the same Againfortunately a lot of great pizza places here
Speaker 2: get they're water imported though, so like, so here's the thing.
Speaker 2: I don't actually think the fluoride necessarily affects the water
Speaker 2: as far as pizza goes, as much as the specific
Speaker 2: amount of chlorine in it probably. I think that's the science,
Speaker 2: so I don't think it would fuck things up to it.
Speaker 2: But I will say that was the first thing I thought, really,
Speaker 2: it was literally the first thing I thought when RFK
Speaker 2: was talking about getting the floor out of the water.
Speaker 2: I was like, is that going to fuck with the
Speaker 2: pizza in New York? It was the first and I
Speaker 2: looked it up and it turns out it's probably not.
Speaker 2: It's all about the chlorine content, but it is the
Speaker 2: particularly lower, particularly high I don't remember, but like different
Speaker 2: levels contribute to like how water affects dough and stuff
Speaker 2: in other places. It's why it's why biscuits in the
Speaker 2: South have a certain type of flakiness that they don't
Speaker 2: have other places, because their water just has a certain
Speaker 2: chlorine count that allows the water to do that to
Speaker 2: the bread or whatever. So it's like kind of that's
Speaker 2: where it is. So the fluoride doesn't seem to affect it.
Speaker 2: But I will say, look, you floor out of the water,
Speaker 2: You can take flora out of the water, but we
Speaker 2: can't eat the same way we've been eating, right, you know,
Speaker 2: we can't have no fluoride in the water. And also
Speaker 2: as much soda as we consume like you got. If
Speaker 2: you're gonna ban florid in the water, that's fine, but
Speaker 2: you got to get rid of all sugar.
Speaker 1: He's not. You're clearly not going to do anything that it.
Speaker 3: Don't fuck with my don't fuck with my soda, don't
Speaker 3: fuck with my McDonald's. Like McDonald's is probably gonna make
Speaker 3: record profits, and it's gonna be clear that the whole
Speaker 3: bake America healthy again.
Speaker 1: It has nothing to do. It's just could I could
Speaker 1: I have been wrong?
Speaker 2: He say, like in a mirror, like with like this
Speaker 2: immense self doubt right at that part of his brain
Speaker 2: got eaten. It's gone. The worm has stressed the fuck out.
Speaker 1: The worm absorbed concious and it's like, no, what if.
Speaker 2: That's the real RFK? What if the worm is RFK
Speaker 2: and RFK is now the worm? They did like a
Speaker 2: consciousness transfer.
Speaker 1: Oh that wha. I feel like it's plausive. That's what's happening.
Speaker 1: I mean I always I thought, I honestly thought the
Speaker 1: the parasite was like RFK Junior started off being normal
Speaker 1: and then it started eating parts of his brain and
Speaker 1: his voice box and stuff. It started like so that
Speaker 1: you see, like as time's gone on, He's just getting
Speaker 1: worse and worse. It's you know, he's just yeah, And
Speaker 1: I think now the worm is like I am strong
Speaker 1: enough to assemble the rest.
Speaker 3: It's like the reapers, you know how, Like say, uh,
Speaker 3: I think it was sovereign. Yeah, I think sovereign was
Speaker 3: the first one that came through, right, and then he
Speaker 3: wanted to trigger. He wanted to bring the rest of
Speaker 3: the reapers through the relay Citdel relay. That was the
Speaker 3: whole plan. And I feel like this worm is like
Speaker 3: one sovereign. Yeah, so I think I think this worm
Speaker 3: is sovereign. He's trying to bring the rest of the
Speaker 3: worm and like, so what's gonna happen is he's gonna
Speaker 3: get rid of the floor ride and replace it with
Speaker 3: warm eggs.
Speaker 1: Of course, ye can put worm eggs in the water.
Speaker 1: It helps you digest, Yeah, it helps you gotta drink,
Speaker 1: you gotta drink bottled water. Jan Is gonna assure everybody, Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is genius. Like anything that he says is brilliant.
Speaker 1: And you just see like behind Joe's eyes transparent, these
Speaker 1: fucking worms are wiggling. It's gonna be Joe putting his
Speaker 1: hand on a fucking hot so like, oh wow, the
Speaker 1: clip Jamie clip. You have a lot of worms coming
Speaker 1: on your your ears. You shout, Jamie, you don't know
Speaker 1: what you're talking about. And these worms are getting upset
Speaker 1: that these like Jamie's onto him. And then like Joe
Speaker 1: keeps like coming up to Jamie and trying to put
Speaker 1: a worm in his ear. Just just a lack of
Speaker 1: finesse involved in that.
Speaker 2: It's not even like a sly like you know what
Speaker 2: I mean, It's like literally holding up a warm to him,
Speaker 2: like he looks.
Speaker 3: His guest thought and he just the tired point of
Speaker 3: having his guest thought is just to infect.
Speaker 1: Them with the worms. And like so, so tell me
Speaker 1: a body snatchers type ship. Welcome, Welcome back, U kal Kolinski.
Speaker 1: We've we've had some problems recently. I know you you
Speaker 1: weren't too happy about me trying to you know, because like, yeah, Joe,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm appreciate you coming back onto the what the program,
Speaker 1: not even up dressing what's happening, just like just letting
Speaker 1: it happen, playing out the entire time, and all right,
Speaker 1: well this has been a lot more difficult than I thought,
Speaker 1: So well, thank you for this conversation. I'm going to
Speaker 1: go try somebody else. Now. They're just transparent. I love that,
Speaker 1: And yeah, eventually the world will be affected and the
Speaker 1: human race will be over. Not me, bro, you don't
Speaker 1: think you'll get got No, it's not work. So I'm
Speaker 1: sure there's something wrong with me. I can't do it.
Speaker 1: It's not even like I'm amused. It's just something probably
Speaker 1: really wrong with me. They're like, you can't do this.
Speaker 2: There's a right a worm in there, but it's like
Speaker 2: a just lazy, it's really benign. It's like things like
Speaker 2: it's a cool brain. This guy is fine, Yeah, I'm cool,
Speaker 2: and like, there's my brain, get out of here.
Speaker 3: It was a parasitic brain, but a worm, but it
Speaker 3: kind of broke from the like the hive mind kind
Speaker 3: of thing.
Speaker 1: He got a change of heart. It's absorbing. My mentality
Speaker 1: was like, ah, I'm fine, will watch them lively. Where's lively? Man?
Speaker 1: I missless? When he watches lively of other worms? Its wild.
Speaker 1: The idea of being so fucked that you invasion gets
Speaker 1: fucked because of you. It's crazy. You're just such a
Speaker 1: fucking retard that like a mind fer is trying to
Speaker 1: wipe your brain. It's like, Yo, this guy's wild. I
Speaker 1: don't want to do this, Like, so do you do?
Speaker 2: I understand what I'm looking at. So yeah, So we
Speaker 2: do have to talk about this because this is the
Speaker 2: timing of this is very funny.
Speaker 1: What's going on?
Speaker 5: Man?
Speaker 2: So jay Leno's come up, oh yeah a couple of
Speaker 2: times on recent episodes. We joke about him exploding a
Speaker 2: couple of times and so out of nowhere, like and
Speaker 2: by the way, this is old, like this happened like
Speaker 2: the jay Leno in the car exploding in his garage
Speaker 2: whatever like that happened, like garage.
Speaker 1: I think so yeah, I think actually so yeah.
Speaker 2: Because I was watching a video of they did an
Speaker 2: interview with him after this recent thing where he was
Speaker 2: talking like and they brought up that it happened in
Speaker 2: his garage.
Speaker 3: I was like, uh, I guess so I specifically remember
Speaker 3: he actually gave he gave an interview he thought like,
Speaker 3: in retrospect, it was really stupid to start the ignition
Speaker 3: because I forgot that I replaced the engine with a
Speaker 3: car bomb.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Continue.
Speaker 2: So, so jay Leno's come up in that context a
Speaker 2: lot lately. It's an old joke at this point, like,
Speaker 2: I think I think this happened literally in like twenty nineteen.
Speaker 1: You linger, you've been like putting so many bombs in
Speaker 1: your car, and you've been doing it for something. It
Speaker 1: isn't is it a quick process? And you're like, I
Speaker 1: think this is one of the ones that it's opening
Speaker 1: the hood and checking. I think this is one of
Speaker 1: them taking for the bomb in this one and turns
Speaker 1: the car on and it's like, oh.
Speaker 2: No, taking a risk like that is so crazy, not
Speaker 2: even bothering to get up and check to see, like,
Speaker 2: is this one of the ones with a bomb in it?
Speaker 1: It's probably remembering, not remembering the odds, not having that
Speaker 1: constant on your mind, not checking and then even doing that.
Speaker 1: There's certain things that so many layers of like what
Speaker 1: the that's going on? Only half of them happy this one.
Speaker 2: Yeah there, Look there are things I don't check before
Speaker 2: I do, right, you know, Like I walk out and
Speaker 2: I walk out into my living room assuming the floor
Speaker 2: is going to be there. Yeah, you know, because why
Speaker 2: wouldn't the floor be there?
Speaker 1: You're not doing things that are inherently dangerous exactly. But
Speaker 1: I love the idea of him being like, it's just
Speaker 1: the same.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like it's the idea of him like walking into
Speaker 2: his bathroom and trusting that there won't be like a
Speaker 2: leak from the upstairs bathroom, like it could be, but
Speaker 2: like it's probably not.
Speaker 1: I'm probably fine. But he's been putting these car bombs
Speaker 1: in so many cars. He's the kind of guy that
Speaker 1: sits straight on the toilet and what the fucking thing
Speaker 1: is on and ships on top of it.
Speaker 6: He doesn't check, he doesn't check it up on the toilet,
Speaker 6: and that she just jets out sideways.
Speaker 1: He's like, you forgot the whole fuck lift. Here we
Speaker 1: go again. He's talking, he's being filmed right now, great,
Speaker 1: waiting for the audience to laugh and ship. It happens
Speaker 1: and immediately he's like, have you seen my bathroom? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Everything is immediately in the past. That's why he's not
Speaker 2: worried about it. Everything is nothing is currently happening to
Speaker 2: him because every moment has already happened.
Speaker 1: I think we just figured mute. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Anyway, so he he recently is in the news again
Speaker 2: because he is yet again incomprehensibly damaged. Yeah, like he
Speaker 2: looked like big like he apparently I was I was
Speaker 2: listening to the new support and he he was staying
Speaker 2: at a like a hampton and like out like outside
Speaker 2: of Pittsburgh, and he was like he wanted to go somewhere,
Speaker 2: and the road like the side the sidewalk to get
Speaker 2: to where he was to get to get to where
Speaker 2: he was going from the hampton was like it was
Speaker 2: like a mile or something. It was like a mile
Speaker 2: walk around, but you could just take a short cut
Speaker 2: and go down a hill and cut the time and
Speaker 2: half and just get there immediately. And so he did
Speaker 2: that not realizing that like it was a very fucking
Speaker 2: steep hill. This dude's like what seventy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's old as fun, He's old as fuck.
Speaker 2: What are you doing traversing like you're in debts stranding?
Speaker 2: You can't these days are behind Like there are certain
Speaker 2: hills like even like as I'm thirty, where I'm like,
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna bother with that one absolutely, you know
Speaker 2: what I mean, dude.
Speaker 3: Jojo fucked her back. We went to the dunes by
Speaker 3: the Air Force Base in Vegas m HM. So I
Speaker 3: shot a couple of music videos there and she fucked
Speaker 3: her back up for almost two weeks, going down a
Speaker 3: steep hill trying to like brace herself. She didn't fall,
Speaker 3: she was just trying to brace herself from not fucking
Speaker 3: sliding down too much because there was a lot of
Speaker 3: loose rocks and stuff in the dune before you got
Speaker 3: deep into it, and just trying to like really ground herself.
Speaker 3: She's like, oh, you know, had one of those moments
Speaker 3: where her back was fucked. She was fucking twenty seven
Speaker 3: or twenty six or something.
Speaker 1: You gotta slide down, dude, just let it go. Just
Speaker 1: you gotta fly down, like the fucking what you call uh?
Speaker 1: When I was where was that where there was like
Speaker 1: proper dunes? Was it that ever been somewhere in London?
Speaker 1: I guess where it was like somewhere was like it
Speaker 1: was like actually not kind of sand. There are dunes
Speaker 1: in London, Yeah, sands. I don't it was. I might
Speaker 1: even be like near a deserting like that, but it
Speaker 1: was like a proper dune. I just slid down it
Speaker 1: like it wasn't anything crazy for me to like fucking
Speaker 1: like the famous the famous London day. It wasn't like
Speaker 1: a rack. It wasn't like a racus where you could
Speaker 1: slide down a dune for a weekend you won't you
Speaker 1: won't go fucking go through the fucking desert, right, Like?
Speaker 1: What do you in the London? That sentence has never
Speaker 1: been said in that way in the dunes. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: got on the fucking desert right right, mate? It's like no,
Speaker 1: he pulls you know, you lippy ship, get out of
Speaker 1: here right now?
Speaker 2: Are you supposed to google the sand now or light?
Speaker 1: I don't really confused. I don't really know what I
Speaker 1: should be doing.
Speaker 3: Nah, that where otes got their name from. There's like
Speaker 3: the you know, the famous the desert oases and London.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what happens if you come in sand?
Speaker 7: Like?
Speaker 1: Was it like? Is it like the clearly a baby
Speaker 1: doesn't come out? Right? That's what I know.
Speaker 2: I know that doesn't happen. But you've got me thinking,
Speaker 2: I actually don't know how CUME would react to sand.
Speaker 3: I think it would be very similar to.
Speaker 1: We're getting zero. All Zeros is calling me right now?
Speaker 1: The answer that no, actually don't. All Zeros is calling
Speaker 1: me right now? That is crazy? What the hell?
Speaker 2: That's got me freaked out? That was literally the president.
Speaker 1: Hello, Derek, I'm calling to put you in charge of GAZE.
Speaker 1: That's too much power, dude, they're that way too much fun.
Speaker 1: Put you in charge. Let's call me back at zero
Speaker 1: zero zero zero zero zero zero zero zero zero zero,
Speaker 1: don't forget the zero. Would you take up party to
Speaker 1: take a place in this cabinet?
Speaker 3: Well, if it was department of uh of gaze, I think, dude, yes,
Speaker 3: I would know. But if if for for real, if
Speaker 3: he fucking for some reason just tapped like one of us,
Speaker 3: of course.
Speaker 1: I would do it. Yeah. But even in like, even
Speaker 1: in the this is what would happen. I would whatever
Speaker 1: it was, I would do whatever I can to punish
Speaker 1: the people that elected him and to mitigate the damage
Speaker 1: of anything else. Right, Like, that's what realistically I would
Speaker 1: actually try to do before I probably got fired. I
Speaker 1: don't end up der blackman has a fucking teramite of
Speaker 1: child porn on his phone right itself. I think, I
Speaker 1: think as long as I keep like just sucking Trump off,
Speaker 1: he won't care. Yeah, like you know, he won't notice
Speaker 1: anything that's happening. As long as I love you so much, Trump,
Speaker 1: You're the fucking greatest nice suit, Like, thank you, it's
Speaker 1: so good. I know, I know I spent so much
Speaker 1: on his suit. His suit's worth more than a country.
Speaker 1: Most of them you can buy it. He can buy
Speaker 1: the suit. I only wear one suit once. If never
Speaker 1: wear the same suit twice, my body is failing. It's
Speaker 1: failing fast. I washed my jacket and I forgot that
Speaker 1: I had gum in the pocket. Can you believe that?
Speaker 1: You believe? You know, like they're like mad that he
Speaker 1: brewed like that was her favorite suit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I think I would take it. Yeah, why
Speaker 2: not like to be a part of the last cabinet,
Speaker 2: the last cabin on the last cabinet.
Speaker 1: I would, I don't know, I would. I would absolutely
Speaker 1: be like, oh yeah, I'll take your money. I would
Speaker 1: just say function about them. I'd be like, yeah, these
Speaker 1: guys are fucking idiots there. I would just I would
Speaker 1: take it. I would try to do a good job,
Speaker 1: but yes, are dumb. I'm here. I would still like
Speaker 1: videos that it would be weird. Yeah, oh yeah, yeah
Speaker 1: right you could. Why don't you know how much? Legally?
Speaker 2: What are you talking about the idea that loss matter
Speaker 2: is crazy?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can't legally do that. It's like, okay, nerd,
Speaker 1: let's see the nerd. I'm trying to eat them. I'm
Speaker 1: trying to talk. Yeah, I'm trying to get the department
Speaker 1: that you'd run something like the Federal Assistant Gears generated
Speaker 1: off overtly Transportation, And I don't fucking know they.
Speaker 2: Would put me in charge of like they would they
Speaker 2: would put me in charge of blind people. Yeah, near said, yeah,
Speaker 2: the near Sighted Alliance.
Speaker 1: Let's see. I don't know. My freakeest fear is meeting
Speaker 1: foreign officials. I would be so nutice you can't understand them.
Speaker 1: Who cares? Let's laugh at them.
Speaker 3: I feel you sound funny, like you sound like you're
Speaker 3: fucking weird. I killed what I saw you in the
Speaker 3: game the game I shot him at a fake I died.
Speaker 1: I killed him. Are you from call dude? Russian people?
Speaker 1: I love the idea of like having like having a
Speaker 1: meeting with the Russians and then like just popping in
Speaker 1: the original Modern Warfare two off screen, like the hold on, sorry,
Speaker 1: I gotta do this before every meeting. Yeah, it's just
Speaker 1: part of my day. And they walk into lace and
Speaker 1: those people in the mall. Yeah, I like how they fall.
Speaker 1: You know which was it? Was it? Call of Duty five? No?
Speaker 1: Not sorry? Sorry? Sorry? The other one? Who the other free? No? No,
Speaker 1: the other the other competing game Battlefield. Ye, Caldy five
Speaker 1: would have been World at War. I guess it would
Speaker 1: have been. Yeah, technically I think so, No, that was
Speaker 1: the go ahead.
Speaker 2: Well, I could be misremembering because I don't care that
Speaker 2: much about clodity, but I remember Moner Warfare was two
Speaker 2: thousand and seven.
Speaker 1: That war, yeah, World War was after, and then World
Speaker 1: War was two thousand and eight, and then two thousand
Speaker 1: and nine was mon Warfare two. Yes, and then it
Speaker 1: was Black Cops, but then it was Black Ops pretty sure,
Speaker 1: Black World at warfarest The World at War was two
Speaker 1: thousand and eight. Man, Sorry, sorry, I didn't hear that
Speaker 1: World that War becomes before the Black Ops series. That's
Speaker 1: the first one with zombie was Black Cops. Yeah, that
Speaker 1: was that was Ops. I think you're wrong, Actually, I
Speaker 1: think you're gay.
Speaker 8: I mean yeah, Call of Duty, Dark Penis, Dark Penis.
Speaker 8: I think Shadow Willies Darts Long Shadow Shadow.
Speaker 1: It was. I remember vividly now because I told this
Speaker 1: on the podcast a long time ago. My friend let
Speaker 1: me borrow the game. Know. So what happened was I
Speaker 1: opened the case and he made it out of paper,
Speaker 1: a fake disc, and it said something like nigga ops
Speaker 1: on it or something like and like this it was
Speaker 1: a bunch of bullshits. It was so stupid that like
Speaker 1: I was like, that was good, you got me.
Speaker 2: That would bother me the hell that the hell out
Speaker 2: of me at that age because it's just like yeah,
Speaker 2: because it's just like I thought I had this game
Speaker 2: and now like I got to wait till tomorrow to
Speaker 2: see him to like.
Speaker 3: Like, how how often do you open the thing and
Speaker 3: you like just to check and make sure it's there?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's clear generally. Yeah, that was pretty good. I
Speaker 1: thought it was to have that pain again.
Speaker 2: So it was I think, I know up until like
Speaker 2: and then yeah, so Black Ops and then wor for
Speaker 2: three was twenty eleven and twenty twelve, I think Black
Speaker 2: Ops two.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and the twenty thirteen was Ghosts.
Speaker 3: It was right, I think I remember that, yeah, because
Speaker 3: that was the still working at a New Egg when
Speaker 3: that came out twinty.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because's the next generation. That was the PS four one,
Speaker 2: I think. Anyway, Yeah, anyway, good luck to Jay Leno.
Speaker 2: Do we even say what happened to tumble down the stakes?
Speaker 1: Dude?
Speaker 2: He got all black and blue up, he broke his wrists, right,
Speaker 2: he's pushed he's got an eye patch.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and everything at the end of copter looking over
Speaker 1: and he says he's sitting down on the copter just yeah,
Speaker 1: that's yeah, that's exactly what's happening. You believe those rocks,
Speaker 1: fire man. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Hold on, white hair
Speaker 1: and an eye patches is dope. Yeah, I'm just talking
Speaker 1: about like in helicopter, about the go to war, just
Speaker 1: sitting in the helicopter, like just thinking about you after
Speaker 1: doing You're like, I gotta go kill niggas. Go you
Speaker 1: look out the helicopter, kill niggas. I gotta I gotta
Speaker 1: kill a lot of people. Shaking so fast it stops shaking.
Speaker 1: I mean, just so fast, windstorm round. Who's the idea
Speaker 1: with it?
Speaker 2: So I'm thinking, like it's pitch black, right, Yeah, it's
Speaker 2: it's midnight during a power outage, so there's no lamps.
Speaker 2: There's a street lamps either.
Speaker 1: Look, the whole thing is insane because he's so rich,
Speaker 1: he's so a he's staying at the Hampton in which
Speaker 1: is kind of crazy. Like even their probably sweets are
Speaker 1: like okay, you know what I mean, Like they're just
Speaker 1: like okay, like their presidential sweets is like, oh, this
Speaker 1: is kind of cool.
Speaker 3: Probably it's like his it's like probably like smaller than
Speaker 3: his bathroom or something, you know what I mean. And
Speaker 3: then number two, we just didn't have some fucking slave
Speaker 3: boy or something to just fetch him stuff.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can't fall like, yeah, I'm gonna fall on you.
Speaker 1: He didn't have a chauffair just drive him or there's
Speaker 1: so many things like weird about that scenario. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I mean, I think when you're that old, though, you
Speaker 2: might just get so accustomed to that's off like money,
Speaker 2: and then so you're probably like who cares? I get
Speaker 2: like it probably well, I think if there's a certain
Speaker 2: age where I feel like I feel like, how should
Speaker 2: I put this? I feel like Jay Leno is at
Speaker 2: that point where he's like he's so rich, but I
Speaker 2: also get the feeling that he's like, well, I mean,
Speaker 2: I don't know, I've done that, I've done the sweet
Speaker 2: like why he's at a point where it's just like
Speaker 2: why spend unnecessary money?
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Like how you almost loop
Speaker 1: back to like being conservative with how you spend.
Speaker 2: Maybe I just think his you know is I mean,
Speaker 2: clearly if he's staying at the ham You know, he
Speaker 2: doesn't need to stay at the Hampton. He just did
Speaker 2: it because he wanted to and he and it was
Speaker 2: like probably like really close to a place that he
Speaker 2: wanted to go, probably this place, and then he saw
Speaker 2: that it was like it's a mile walk if I
Speaker 2: take the road, but it's like immediate if I go
Speaker 2: down the hill.
Speaker 1: It's fucking crazy. That's it's probably so old. He's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: let me go for a walk. Is he losing his mind?
Speaker 1: As that? To me?
Speaker 2: That's I mean maybe because like that's something I would
Speaker 2: do at this Shit's.
Speaker 1: Crazy because I just can't imagine, like there's so much
Speaker 1: I wouldn't do. And of course so would still exercise,
Speaker 1: but beside the fetching stuff, yeah, I'll only go walk
Speaker 1: for pleasure. Fetching stuff is not pleasurable.
Speaker 2: Have you seen this video of like Dick Van Dyke, Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: Fucking basically crip walking. Actually he's fucking sprightly, dude, Dude.
Speaker 1: I when I saw that, I was genuinely like befuddled
Speaker 1: against the dog keep a gangster. I think that was
Speaker 1: the last one. I think that was his last, Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: that was like, dude, that guy's ninety eight.
Speaker 2: That was like the that is crazy that he's For
Speaker 2: those of you who don't know, there's like a video
Speaker 2: of just like Dick van Dyke just basically like dancing
Speaker 2: and he's like ninety eight and he's moving like better
Speaker 2: than I can. And I just I don't understand because
Speaker 2: there's a lot I know a lot of old people,
Speaker 2: like I've had experiences, you know, especially in the Catholic Church,
Speaker 2: but like and they can't move that well, yeah, sometimes.
Speaker 1: They really can, but like, yeah, sometimes they you know,
Speaker 1: it depends like in the dark, they can move really
Speaker 1: in the Catholic Church. You know, it depends on how
Speaker 1: how good those boys are looking. You know, they might
Speaker 1: a little they might get little Peppa. They're really deceptively
Speaker 1: quick in the dark. Yeah.
Speaker 3: But and uh uh, I mean, dude, so many things.
Speaker 3: I actually I tell I tell Jojo about this a lot.
Speaker 3: I try to beat it in her head physically that uh,
Speaker 3: you gotta stretch every morning, every night specifically so we
Speaker 3: can move like that when we're old. But I also
Speaker 3: say this, I was a couple of this, So I'm
Speaker 3: kind of contradicting, contradicting myself that I'm like old people
Speaker 3: like that I feel are not going to exist anymore
Speaker 3: just because of the the of the availability of medicine
Speaker 3: is going to be in fifty years, it's going to
Speaker 3: be fucking incredible, unless unless things get.
Speaker 1: Sunk in with this. Yeah, we'll see, we'll see. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I look at it like this, right, Yeah, thirty year
Speaker 1: olds now with thirty years olds twenty years ago are different,
Speaker 1: different creatures. Well yeah, yeah, like the amount of medicine
Speaker 1: we have access to just in general. Look at people
Speaker 1: now with just TRT that are older. Look at look
Speaker 1: at look at Sylvester Stallone, like T T T. I
Speaker 1: was looking at that like things like that are gonna
Speaker 1: be like old school A CDC man, Yeah, I remember
Speaker 1: that from Underground, Underground. That's before the New Bird joined,
Speaker 1: you know. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they just beat a parrot in front of a microphone.
Speaker 1: That's basically what it sounds like like to me. I
Speaker 1: was like, something's going on when you got like Axel Rose,
Speaker 1: you got I don't know the A C, D C
Speaker 1: s yeah, whatever, I just know the other guy Atus
Speaker 1: Young or whatever. Sorry, his names like young Brian Arnold.
Speaker 2: His name is like Arnold Carrington slash Dick Carrington.
Speaker 1: Dick Carrington something. I think his name was Kangaroo Jack
Speaker 1: or something. Yeah, was that the movie? Was that? Was
Speaker 1: that the movie? Or kanga rigor Jack? Whoa? He said it.
Speaker 1: You could say, that's not that's not the word. That's
Speaker 1: not quite the word. You can say it. I saw
Speaker 1: something that what you said I saw yesterday. But this
Speaker 1: guy's name was like Nail Nayilger or something like that,
Speaker 1: like nick.
Speaker 9: It was like a Brian Gallagher. It was like it
Speaker 9: was like it was like his black cousin nig Gallery
Speaker 9: Nega Wick or something like that, or nig Gae Wick
Speaker 9: or something like that.
Speaker 1: But he has a She's this guy that had a
Speaker 1: fucking really weird last name where it was n I
Speaker 1: D G E. And then like some sort of like
Speaker 1: weird name fucking suffix and like seeing him pronounce his
Speaker 1: name with no fear of hindrance was Bonana's like your
Speaker 1: name is the N word? Okay, all right, yeah it's strange. Well,
Speaker 1: if it's a real names it, I just don't remember
Speaker 1: what the phone name is lookin yeah, I definitely say
Speaker 1: phone really great, So here what were we talking about?
Speaker 2: I don't even remember that really, like that really erased
Speaker 2: everything that was I really don't know whatever.
Speaker 1: Joe, No, Jayleen, Jalen was fucking is an old crazy
Speaker 1: man for for just taking his life in his old
Speaker 1: hand and his own hands in a way that he
Speaker 1: should not do, in a way that like, it makes
Speaker 1: me mad sometimes when like you rich pieces of ship.
Speaker 1: Did you see the hill that that like he showed it? Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: I didn't see it. I didn't. I didn't watch the hole.
Speaker 1: It is a wall of grass. It is vertical. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna see. I didn't see it.
Speaker 2: It's like a vertical fucking He's like, yeah, I guess
Speaker 2: I get.
Speaker 1: It was just there and I hate this flat It's funny, said,
Speaker 1: I literally just landed on a flat earth video or
Speaker 1: some guy, some guy that's a flat earther.
Speaker 3: But he was also he says, celebrities are still alive
Speaker 3: that died. Oh yeah, yeah, so there's some there's some
Speaker 3: guy and the funny thing on TikTok. He says he's
Speaker 3: doing satire, but he's not. I think it's like one
Speaker 3: of those ways.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's hard to tell. Now.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was like, oh, he says sat tire, but
Speaker 3: then he winks when he's he's doing a winking in
Speaker 3: a way that like he's trying to signal dog whistle
Speaker 3: to actual crazy people that this is how we have
Speaker 3: to operate. It's like the racist that dude blow I'm
Speaker 3: not racist, you know, and they wink yeah, like kind
Speaker 3: of shit.
Speaker 2: I think, Yeah, I don't know, man, I'm that That
Speaker 2: dig Van Dyke video like actually, oh yeah, shifted my
Speaker 2: entire perspective on a lot of things because I'm like, damn,
Speaker 2: he's a dancer. I gotta I gotta look into like
Speaker 2: what dancers do. Dancers stretch only pretty much, dude. The
Speaker 2: stretching is I'm so I'm so inflexible though, like I
Speaker 2: feel like I can't.
Speaker 1: Well, you have you have to, like you have to
Speaker 1: punish yourself essentially to hurt. But yo, dude, I saw
Speaker 1: Jake the Snake Roberts essentially be brought back to life
Speaker 1: just by doing fucking yoga and stretching like he did.
Speaker 1: This guy DDP Diamonds Stall Diamond Dallas Page. He has
Speaker 1: a yoga program now.
Speaker 3: He's he was an old ass wrestling When he started
Speaker 3: doing pro wrestling, he was thirty five, which.
Speaker 1: Is like ancient. You said, DDP, and I thought Dark
Speaker 1: Side Film for some reason not h DSP.
Speaker 3: Is a well funny thing that guy's addicted to, like
Speaker 3: one of those gotcha wrestling games.
Speaker 1: Yeah. He I learned it in one of those documentary
Speaker 1: things that people made about him, and he spent people.
Speaker 1: They're just there are just people out here with documentaries
Speaker 1: about them that are not like important at all. DSP
Speaker 1: has a large like in a way, not the way
Speaker 1: you think, the way way people used to be important,
Speaker 1: but they're poor and based on the Internet.
Speaker 3: I didn't realize how much of a local DSP was
Speaker 3: because I remember the whole thing. Oh he got caught
Speaker 3: jacking off. I was like, oh, that's funny, and that
Speaker 3: kind of he kind of faded out of my memory.
Speaker 3: But there's people who hate watch him so much that
Speaker 3: there was that guy Rich I mentioned him on the
Speaker 3: World episode review USA who when he started streaming. I
Speaker 3: guess that was his main go to was people giving him,
Speaker 3: uh super chats to hate watch DSP. Yeah, and I'm like,
Speaker 3: who fucking cares? But apparently there's a sub sect of
Speaker 3: freaks that do.
Speaker 1: Dude.
Speaker 2: I I ironically I loved DSP. DSP is so fucking
Speaker 2: funny to me, not because he's entertaining on purpose, but
Speaker 2: because it's like there are these videos like, oh yeah,
Speaker 2: there's specifically videos called this is how you don't play?
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, and I love love those videos. He's so
Speaker 1: bad at so many video games in a way that
Speaker 1: is like arrogant and like presumes that he's not to
Speaker 1: blame at all. Yes, and so play balders Gate three
Speaker 1: was it was cried.
Speaker 2: I didn't, dude, I didn't see my favorite, my favorite
Speaker 2: thing about those videos. And I actually stole that, like
Speaker 2: when I was doing gameplay videos for a while, I
Speaker 2: actually stole this this type of like format because I think,
Speaker 2: I think it is a brilliant format of you know,
Speaker 2: he he just does the let's play, and then his
Speaker 2: stream says stuff or whatever, right, and then those streams
Speaker 2: get posted to YouTube. And what these videos are is
Speaker 2: like videos or highlight reels of him like doing things
Speaker 2: really poorly in the game, and then comments from people
Speaker 2: from people watching the watching the stream, uh, and the
Speaker 2: comments show up on screen at the time.
Speaker 1: That's like relevant to like the comment in the video.
Speaker 1: I think it's so so good good. It's like his
Speaker 1: metal gear solid ones are brilliant, Like that's that's yeah,
Speaker 1: it's probably it's my absolute favorite one. I'm sure there
Speaker 1: are other ones that like it might might be better
Speaker 1: that he doesn't understand the concept of stealth, like he
Speaker 1: just doesn't like it, just doesn't like how do you
Speaker 1: stay bad at games that long? Just not caring or not.
Speaker 1: I feel like he spent like his brain capacity was
Speaker 1: only in the in the Street Fighter two, and I
Speaker 1: think like that was it, Like he got decent to
Speaker 1: work back in the day, like way back in the day,
Speaker 1: like Evil, he was like competing, but only one specific version,
Speaker 1: especially when it moved to when they got like a
Speaker 1: s neest. I think there was like a s neest
Speaker 1: version and DSP did relatively well, but everyone was like, hey,
Speaker 1: who gives the fuck you You're you're using the one
Speaker 1: that everybody hates. And then, of course, so a little
Speaker 1: bit of relevancy, notorious for being an asshole. Like I
Speaker 1: watched a long ass documentary on him, some guy named like, uh,
Speaker 1: June the King. He made a I thought June the
Speaker 1: King was AI at first, but he's a real person
Speaker 1: because his voice is so mundane. He's like this, like
Speaker 1: like ben Stein talks like this, not as not as bad,
Speaker 1: not that bad, but it's more mono in the middle
Speaker 1: of like, oh, this is like an AI voice. He
Speaker 1: didn't add for something, and then it showed his himself
Speaker 1: like and I was like, oh my god, he's a
Speaker 1: real person. I swear to god, I thought he was type.
Speaker 1: I thought he was typing on a script. And because
Speaker 1: he has a voice like this and he talks like
Speaker 1: this Dark Side Phil, and I was like, oh, this
Speaker 1: is a This is a pretty decent AI.
Speaker 2: But you couldn't believe even in that version, it's like
Speaker 2: it's a pretty decent AI. It's not even a good AI.
Speaker 1: He sounds so unlike he's.
Speaker 3: Very matter of fact and he's real and he's made up,
Speaker 3: just made up. I've watched a couple of these documentaries.
Speaker 3: I know that he had one on a review Tech USA,
Speaker 3: Darkseide Phil somebody else Dark Side Phil's.
Speaker 1: I don't know he is a. He is A.
Speaker 3: I remember watching it while I was playing The First
Speaker 3: Space Marine. I was going to the First Space Marine
Speaker 3: and watching the Phil thing. I remember that it's like embedded.
Speaker 1: Of my brain. It was like perfect content. For some reason.
Speaker 2: I don't know much about him, really, I just I
Speaker 2: just know that those videos are like some of my
Speaker 2: favorite like old school, like just like old coded videos,
Speaker 2: Like I don't know, like there's like a there's a
Speaker 2: like a two thousand and nine kind of quality to
Speaker 2: them in like the way that they exist in like
Speaker 2: the style on the format, Like you don't really see
Speaker 2: that kind of stuff anymore.
Speaker 1: That's true.
Speaker 2: It's like AVGN, Like I was thinking about AVGN recently
Speaker 2: and how he the way he says ass is just
Speaker 2: ingrained in my brain, like I'll never forgets as. There's
Speaker 2: a clip that is like one of my favorite I
Speaker 2: think I recorded, like because I thought it was I
Speaker 2: was looking up I had it like there was an
Speaker 2: ass compilation basically, which is not what it sounds.
Speaker 1: Like, but like should be.
Speaker 2: The ways this sentence is such a profoundly useless sentence.
Speaker 1: A movie that's ass? What the ass is that all about?
Speaker 1: Describe this game's asses? All I can say is it's
Speaker 1: very ass to describe.
Speaker 2: To describe this game's assness, all I can say is
Speaker 2: it's very ass.
Speaker 1: It's very central. Where's it from? You know he's from?
Speaker 1: I don't know. Actually, I think I would say Philly.
Speaker 3: He's you say Philly, say somewhere in Massachusetts.
Speaker 2: He's East coast, I think for sure, like somewhere.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm. You looked at me like you disagreed. I
Speaker 1: just don't know. I mean, I don't know. You look
Speaker 1: like when you do that face you look at the
Speaker 1: uh the spider from Monsters Inc. Let me see.
Speaker 3: Yeah, on the last podcast, I think I was trying
Speaker 3: to remember what that machinima channel was, or that that
Speaker 3: that creator where I was talking about, uh, the gay
Speaker 3: joke thing, like I was like very like saying that
Speaker 3: that guy was gay just for saying he lost.
Speaker 1: His husband or whatever.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I found bro Team Yeah, Bro Team Broteam Pills specifically,
Speaker 3: I it. It was one of those things where it
Speaker 3: was so hard to find. I couldn't find it until
Speaker 3: there was a.
Speaker 1: No fucking way what happened? Oh he's from Philly.
Speaker 2: Well there you got it, perfect shot in the dark.
Speaker 1: Oh well there you go. But that's uh yeah there
Speaker 1: because there was a Cadence Worl like it reminds me
Speaker 1: of It reminded me of my teacher that I was
Speaker 1: from Boston. No, not Boston. She was from Boston, but
Speaker 1: she in Massachusetts, and so I was like maybe that,
Speaker 1: but yeah, Philly, Philly works. That's a complete Yes. I
Speaker 1: didn't know complete guess, yeah, I have, I have no idea.
Speaker 1: He just strikes me as like Pennsylvania. But there's just
Speaker 1: a weird case that the way that it kind of
Speaker 1: carries over like a yes, you know, like that was
Speaker 1: like okay, that's somewhere over there. It's definitely yeah, like
Speaker 1: it kind of gives it away, like it's like that
Speaker 1: weird e with the afused to it.
Speaker 2: But uh, what the fuck I was gonna say something whatever,
Speaker 2: it doesn't matter whatever, next question. Let's get to the questions. Uh,
Speaker 2: you can write in over at patron of Compass to
Speaker 2: Stark Tank, give us your questions, get added to the show,
Speaker 2: get recognized, get rewarded. What are you doing with your
Speaker 2: hands there, Bud? It's oh yeah, you definitely like there's
Speaker 2: like there were people were commenting on the last episode
Speaker 2: it's like silent stimming Swen is menacing, Like when you're
Speaker 2: just a piece, you're menacing to people.
Speaker 1: I mean, according to strangers, it looks like you just
Speaker 1: killed several people and you're just like really basking in
Speaker 1: it because you do the thing with your hands. Were
Speaker 1: you like really, oh yeah, I'm doing why? Why what
Speaker 1: is that? Describe this? That's not tranquility. It looks like
Speaker 1: you're like me, like wanting to play piano, but I'm
Speaker 1: terrible because I haven't done it in fucking like over
Speaker 1: a decade.
Speaker 2: So you're just in VR in your own head playing piano.
Speaker 1: That's imagining. That's imagining exactly what's happening. Yeah, it is
Speaker 1: just imagination. Yeah, all right, let's move on to questions.
Speaker 1: Beaten people beating my meat, beating my.
Speaker 2: Meat since ninety nine Roight in jack Butt facts. It's
Speaker 2: weird that you remember exactly like the year you started.
Speaker 1: I remember I started. No you don't, yeah, do you really? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I was fifteen, so really years ago, late Bloomer, very
Speaker 1: late to the game. So I became a point at
Speaker 1: it for a while. Damn late Bloomer.
Speaker 3: Actually I have my homies literally the same age, and
Speaker 3: I was always always like damn, it's crazy, like how
Speaker 3: do you?
Speaker 1: How do you not? As soon as like the hair
Speaker 1: hit your balls, you're not like immediately like oh I
Speaker 1: got away. I was like I was like I didn't
Speaker 1: have the I was scared I have the urge. What
Speaker 1: happened was I didn't understand that. I was like, oh
Speaker 1: I just my my penis feels weird. Sometimes that's just it.
Speaker 1: That's just it, Like I know exactly, that's just like
Speaker 1: fucking fantastic. And then I found out about it, like literally,
Speaker 1: I like I I I think I masturbated maybe like
Speaker 1: four or five monthsfore I had sex the first time.
Speaker 1: That's actually insane. Wow, yeah that is that's how much
Speaker 1: it changes. You're like, I have to figure this out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because I was. Everybody was saying they were doing that.
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, me too, that's crazy. That's crazy.
Speaker 1: You had like trauma and stuff surrounded it. It was also,
Speaker 1: I was just fucking I was just lying. I was
Speaker 1: just lying to a girl's face about sex. I'm like,
Speaker 1: crazy that you It's crazy, how like the things that
Speaker 1: you do in your kid the peer pressure you have
Speaker 1: you feel like you have to do. Oh dude, that's crazy.
Speaker 1: I've talked to other young men about that stuff and
Speaker 1: they're all like, yeah, it was just I was lying
Speaker 1: about it, and then like I did it, and I
Speaker 1: just felt empty, and I'm like I wish if I could,
Speaker 1: If I could, I mean, it's for a lot people
Speaker 1: don't agree with me, and people disagree. If I could
Speaker 1: take back sex with every girl I've had except for Lily,
Speaker 1: and I would I would take it go back. I mean,
Speaker 1: because it genuinely meant nothing. It was experiences. It felt
Speaker 1: good at the time.
Speaker 3: I think you have an absolutely terrible relationship with sex.
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't think it's terrible. I think it's
Speaker 1: the idea is that, like it's just like if you
Speaker 1: think that you need to take that ship back. Well, no,
Speaker 1: there's no well this bad relationship idea to somebody, it's
Speaker 1: just like not me, not not us, you know, definitely
Speaker 1: not definitely the fact all I'm gonna do is make
Speaker 1: fun of you. You need to talk to a brother.
Speaker 1: Idea is that, like, I don't it genuinely meant nothing.
Speaker 1: Like I look back at it now and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: I did that, not that it was like not that
Speaker 1: I was like, I really hate that I did it.
Speaker 1: But it's like, I no, see.
Speaker 3: The problem is the fact that you're even saying if
Speaker 3: I could take it back, because to me, the only
Speaker 3: regrets I had was if, like say, maybe a situation
Speaker 3: where like, oh this girl, like.
Speaker 1: I didn't particularly I didn't like how it happened, Like
Speaker 1: I could have been doing something else that's not Instead
Speaker 1: of instead of like fucking feeding for that one thing,
Speaker 1: I could have been doing something else. Yeah, I just
Speaker 1: feel like I think you just have a horrible relationship
Speaker 1: with access all all. Yeah, yeah, it happens, man, And
Speaker 1: to be a shamed which as a matter of fact,
Speaker 1: thinks to me is like to take those experiences away,
Speaker 1: get I wouldn't get to where I am right now. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you wouldn't take which is which is also true. That's
Speaker 1: kind of the that if I had the forethought of
Speaker 1: my mind now, but that's still the mind that did.
Speaker 1: But also I wouldn't want to see more. I wouldn't
Speaker 1: want to take anything away unless I thought it was negative,
Speaker 1: right exactly. So that's why I would you have a
Speaker 1: would I guess I guess it's I don't it's native.
Speaker 1: I think it's kind of a like aimless like whatever.
Speaker 1: But then I even have the feeling of wanting to
Speaker 1: take it away or even because because it just it
Speaker 1: just feels it. I guess it's the idea of the
Speaker 1: aimlesses of it's more than just like the idea of
Speaker 1: it like wasted your time. I was fucking seeking it
Speaker 1: the way I was. Absolutely do you think that you
Speaker 1: gained nothing out of those experiences that is objectively not true.
Speaker 1: Well then yeah, point, so that's why I said, like,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, I guess like yet obviously, because I wouldn't
Speaker 1: be the me I am without those moments. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: feel like I feel like there are like instances that
Speaker 1: I would take back for sure, exactly like they were
Speaker 1: explicitly negative. There are some encounters all my life sucked,
Speaker 1: you know. I'm rather that didn't happen. It's definitely definitely
Speaker 1: a hyper hyper ball like it was like if when
Speaker 1: I'm thinking about it more than that, I'm like, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: why would I think you need to talk to somebody?
Speaker 1: Why would I think that?
Speaker 3: It's like, yeah, what have a therapist take all your
Speaker 3: money and then tell you the same ship though you're.
Speaker 1: Gay, you're gay, Kings, you're just gay. You're gay. We
Speaker 1: need to work this out. You need to come back
Speaker 1: three times a week.
Speaker 2: Anyway before we already derailed by this guy. Gotta come back,
Speaker 2: so he wrote in he says, Hey, Chocolate Bear, Vanilla Bear,
Speaker 2: and Grizzly Bear. He says with the onion buying info
Speaker 2: wars to turn to turn it into a parody of itself.
Speaker 2: If you guys could buy any media company, YouTube channel,
Speaker 2: or record label. What would you do with it outside
Speaker 2: of making gay covers of existing ip that that's the
Speaker 2: Daily Wire.
Speaker 1: I'm buying the Daily Wire, like instantly, Oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm buying the Daily Wire. And I'm not gonna make
Speaker 1: gay covers, but I'm going to turn it into gay porn.
Speaker 1: I'm turning the Day of Water is gay porn. Rogan's podcast,
Speaker 1: it's a good answer podcast. I would buy his podcast
Speaker 1: and I would put and you recast Joe Rogan. No,
Speaker 1: I keep I keep Joe the people. I'd keep Joe
Speaker 1: there and I'd be I'd be like, I'd be there
Speaker 1: with him. It'd between I'd be the guest every day.
Speaker 1: That would be there's you just run out of the
Speaker 1: things talking about. So immediately I'd be like, Joe, what's
Speaker 1: going on? Joe? He's like, yeah, well, and he says that,
Speaker 1: like that's that's not true, Joe. You pulled the cup
Speaker 1: of Joe being dumb, this barrier. He's putting the worm
Speaker 1: up to you. What are you gonna do? No, you're not.
Speaker 2: That is the craziest, Like you eat a worm like corn.
Speaker 1: Hey man, that's not cool. You're not supposed to eat it. Man,
Speaker 1: hold on, I got another one for you. But it's
Speaker 1: do my favorites. Put it and put it, just put
Speaker 1: in your nose. Put it. No, that's just that's the podcast.
Speaker 1: It's just Joe Rogan feeding, just me eating worms to
Speaker 1: the point there like, hey, we gotta do something about
Speaker 1: this guy. He's killed the trillions. So you're you're really
Speaker 1: liking those worms, huh, Joe, this is really boring. What
Speaker 1: I would do. What I would do is I would.
Speaker 1: I would would Jamie eat your bowl of worms? I would,
Speaker 1: I would. I would have Joe Rogan. I would have
Speaker 1: Joe Rogan somehow convince UFC fighters to inject themselves at
Speaker 1: rabies and then fight all the podcast.
Speaker 2: Be like Howard Stern. It's like old, that's like old
Speaker 2: Howard Stern.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's least exclusively used to inject rabies.
Speaker 1: And I'm just watching. I'm just I'm just behind I'm
Speaker 1: just behind the fucking glass door watching them fight. Like
Speaker 1: it's just quality. Jamie rolled the cup of the guys
Speaker 1: getting his head knocked off two seconds.
Speaker 2: Jamie roll the entirety of terms of endearment.
Speaker 1: Jamie pull up the laws we're talking about so we
Speaker 1: can define them correctly. This podcast has gone much better
Speaker 1: since took it over. Pull up, pull up, pull up.
Speaker 1: This thing you're talking about right now and having like
Speaker 1: this podcast.
Speaker 2: Outside of like it like in his nose, out his eye. Yeah,
Speaker 2: exactly what it is. It's like it's it's like I
Speaker 2: said last time with with Dice with the snake in it.
Speaker 2: It's like going up and up and around there. They're
Speaker 2: treating your face like it's a fucking skate park.
Speaker 1: There's only two things that I like and I know
Speaker 1: in this world, my independent thoughts and the Joe Rogan
Speaker 1: podcast since Kasten John and Joe Rogan.
Speaker 2: Man, there's the only things that I hold dear is
Speaker 2: like my ability to be independent and the Joe.
Speaker 1: The words are just spitting. He's talking.
Speaker 5: This.
Speaker 1: Uh, this is good stuff, man, and and I know
Speaker 1: what's good. And the third on the list is my family.
Speaker 1: Who I remember my family or something? My my my
Speaker 1: family that my wife and husband, and that's what my husband,
Speaker 1: that's what family and my wife the one I'm supposed
Speaker 1: to have? What what? What I am?
Speaker 5: What?
Speaker 1: He's got worms digging in it out of his head.
Speaker 1: He can't remember, and people have to pretend like they
Speaker 1: don't notice. You gotta just.
Speaker 2: Okay, you gotta imagine like the guy sitting next to him,
Speaker 2: like it's like like he's just.
Speaker 1: It's like.
Speaker 2: He's just always looking likes sitting there and he's talking
Speaker 2: to Joe. He's like yeah, Joe, Yeah, yeah, very very
Speaker 2: he's keeping an eye very cool.
Speaker 3: And then just like like a cartoon character pulls out
Speaker 3: a bowl of worms, just like, oh man, I hurt
Speaker 3: my eye.
Speaker 1: Blunderbuss a blunderbush. I wish I had a blunderbus man too.
Speaker 1: I really want one. Yeah. I think they're the most
Speaker 1: primitive version of like technology. I think I've ever seen it.
Speaker 1: It's literally a hand cannon. It's it's it's so ape.
Speaker 1: It's like I feel like an ape built that like
Speaker 1: a real like a bashing coconuts with rock go fill
Speaker 1: blunderbus with stratinol from cocainntrol. I need some CC damage.
Speaker 3: You know, you're not you're not trying to like you're
Speaker 3: really just you're just putting everything and just letting it go.
Speaker 1: Hamm. That's pretty awesome, rocks. That's a bunch of fucking
Speaker 1: stratin stuffing it in there. You don't anyone like just
Speaker 1: spent like a month like coming in a blunderbust and
Speaker 1: then just like I got one shots. It's blundered on
Speaker 1: its high faded bus and you only got one shot
Speaker 1: in it though, you know because you've been you were
Speaker 1: spending all this time collecting all that getting I imagine
Speaker 1: getting a hot glob of come piercing and you're dying
Speaker 1: knowing that a lot. I'm a calcified, just broke your stir.
Speaker 1: You're just like a gay. I'm a fucking failure. I
Speaker 1: didn't do that. I'm a feting shot full of comes.
Speaker 2: I mean it is a pretty horrible that is. That's
Speaker 2: pretty good.
Speaker 1: That is.
Speaker 2: Whatever did that is it needs to be sealed away,
Speaker 2: like if some dude ritual to put that. That's like
Speaker 2: a vampire type threat like that the type of person.
Speaker 2: But by the way, can I say this you guys
Speaker 2: remember I am legend right?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Do you know that movie? Yeah? Of course, what's
Speaker 1: that movie about. It's about It's about like vampire like
Speaker 1: surviving the apocalypse black and having and having a really
Speaker 1: cool drumming a dog. Yeah black. Yeah.
Speaker 3: It was just something that is there something deeper about
Speaker 3: this based off.
Speaker 1: I just forgot. It's based off another movie, which is
Speaker 1: based off a book. No, No, it's it's based on
Speaker 1: the movie is based on a book, but the book
Speaker 1: is like completely different. Well, it's based off another movie though.
Speaker 1: That's another movie that happened before. That was the No
Speaker 1: you're thinking of Legend. No, it's not called I Am Legend,
Speaker 1: but it's about the same characters. There's another movie that
Speaker 1: was madel what's that? What's that? What's that movie called?
Speaker 1: I don't know what it's called, but i'mever watching it.
Speaker 1: I'm asking it like I'm trying to trap him, but
Speaker 1: I'm actually curious. I'm not sure I believe him. No,
Speaker 1: I swear it's another movie that's the same prem I
Speaker 1: know you swear, but like also you know, like I
Speaker 1: know you swear what you're dumb.
Speaker 2: The premis, well, so the idea, it's like the premise,
Speaker 2: the premise of the book apparently is that like there's
Speaker 2: a society of vampires and that they're so human like
Speaker 2: and like this dude's like out there killing them and
Speaker 2: like with like garlic and crucifixes and ship to the
Speaker 2: point where it's like and he realized that like, oh,
Speaker 2: this is a society vampires with their own structure and
Speaker 2: their own rules, and to the point where like he's
Speaker 2: become the like the legendary figure, Like he's become like
Speaker 2: what we assume the movie vampires are.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, and the.
Speaker 2: Movie is not about that. The movie is about a
Speaker 2: guy fighting zombies.
Speaker 1: If I'm not mistaken, The book is from his perspective though. Yeah.
Speaker 1: But the thing is that like it's it's you don't
Speaker 1: realize there are society until the very end, and there
Speaker 1: is no society. But that never happens in the movie.
Speaker 1: The movie has not Like the movie's title doesn't make
Speaker 1: any sense. I don't think the book is called is
Speaker 1: the book called I'm like the book is called I
Speaker 1: Am Legend? Okay? Then and then the book is in
Speaker 1: the movie is called I Am Legend even though he's not.
Speaker 1: He's not legendary. I swear, I swear The old movie
Speaker 1: is like that. The old movie is I don't know
Speaker 1: what movie. Look it up. He has all of human intelligence.
Speaker 1: He's just swear, I swear he trust me, Bro, don't
Speaker 1: trust your doctor trust me.
Speaker 2: Trust I Am legend.
Speaker 1: So it's called Last Man on Earth, the old one.
Speaker 1: It's really and that's a book is also called legend
Speaker 1: as well too. Well, but I Am Legend is a
Speaker 1: loosely based off of that as well.
Speaker 3: Wait, hold on second, are you saying those are two
Speaker 3: different like entities altogether?
Speaker 1: The Last One on Earth is the original Iron Legend movie.
Speaker 1: The Isle Legend movie came out and wait a.
Speaker 3: Minute, hold on, hold on, So there isn't a book
Speaker 3: called I Am Legend.
Speaker 1: Listen, let me get there, let me get there. Okay,
Speaker 1: is it different reading it? I'm reading it out? Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: I forgetting livid. So the Iron Bengend movies to other
Speaker 1: movie film originally based off the novel by Richmond the
Speaker 1: same name. Yes, sorry. Last One on Earth is a
Speaker 1: movie that came out in the nineteen fifties that is
Speaker 1: based off of the original I Am Legend book. Okay,
Speaker 1: so it's based off it, but it's not like an
Speaker 1: actually a film. It's not an adaptation. It's a film
Speaker 1: adaptation of it, but it's just given a different name.
Speaker 1: So it's what you said, based on it. Based doesn't
Speaker 1: mean that it's a it is given a different name.
Speaker 1: It is still the same stories. So they changed the
Speaker 1: name of the movie. They changed the name of it
Speaker 1: for the movie.
Speaker 2: Yes, okay, the same doctor, the same character, but so listen.
Speaker 2: So if that's true, then that version is a more
Speaker 2: accurate adaptation.
Speaker 1: Of the movie with the same name as a movie.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I had no idea that's what that story
Speaker 2: was about, and I saw the movie, I remember just
Speaker 2: being like, okay, So that's.
Speaker 3: Probably it would have been a much better movie and
Speaker 3: it would have been very thought provoking if it was
Speaker 3: like how it was supposed to be in the end.
Speaker 2: At the very least been a lot more interesting then
Speaker 2: fucking Will Smith goes around and dog guys.
Speaker 1: There's kind of there's kind of nuanced to it. I
Speaker 1: guess if this is reach I'm reaching. Yeah, I'm reaching
Speaker 1: right now. But it's like the idea that they're only
Speaker 1: attacking him so much because he's been killing them. You know,
Speaker 1: even in the same thing, right, they're still not intelligible,
Speaker 1: but they have some societal structure. I guess would you
Speaker 1: kind of see in the.
Speaker 2: Movie it's implied and then implied, but like but like
Speaker 2: at the same time they they run like that's you.
Speaker 1: It's not the same.
Speaker 2: But the monsters and I am legend cannot be mistaken
Speaker 2: for society.
Speaker 1: I guess now I have to there's some societal features.
Speaker 1: I have to watch a video of someone breaking down
Speaker 1: the book and then compare it to the movie itself,
Speaker 1: just so I can have a clear understanding of how
Speaker 1: different it is. So I remember what. I remember seeing
Speaker 1: the old movie a long time ago for some reason
Speaker 1: because my Grandma's are rether just like, oh, this is
Speaker 1: a great film. Kase Loomsy to ce Genus and I'm
Speaker 1: like what Graandma see just what? But it's idea. I
Speaker 1: remember him like running around at the end of the movie.
Speaker 2: He's like CG and this was at that time, was
Speaker 2: the scent the coastal Germans, Like what does that?
Speaker 1: What does that mean? It's like she's he's running back
Speaker 1: and he's like kiss rounded by them and he's like
Speaker 1: holding like a cross up to them and then they're
Speaker 1: kind of like all like creeping in on him. And
Speaker 1: I remember that scene particular black and white, seeing it
Speaker 1: a long time ago, and I was like, oh, and
Speaker 1: they were actually vampires, so it's good. So they were
Speaker 1: actually vampires. Yeah, they casted real vampires for that movie.
Speaker 1: They got real vampires and they blowed their heads off
Speaker 1: at the end. They were like, thank you for giving
Speaker 1: me this opportunity. We've been trying to enter it to
Speaker 1: site and one guy goes behind him with a shotgun.
Speaker 2: Blog Vampire, the CG and last man his breath ticking.
Speaker 5: Like that.
Speaker 2: It's like on the CG that guy's legs off in
Speaker 2: as far as gum. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, because
Speaker 2: that actor's got legs. I'm pretty sure, pretty sure. I
Speaker 2: think CG legs on him.
Speaker 1: And then they blew them off at the beginning of
Speaker 1: the movie. Yeah, he's a really dedicated actor. He took
Speaker 1: the legs being blown up. He's like, oh, I do it.
Speaker 2: They couldn't seeg a real person's legs away, so what
Speaker 2: they did was they found a cripple, gave him fake
Speaker 2: legs in the beginning because they could afford to like
Speaker 2: hoist him up a little bit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then just the legs. There's another Italian version
Speaker 1: called the Omega Man, and there's also an Italian version
Speaker 1: of that of I Am Legend called Omega Man. The
Speaker 1: Omega Man nineteen seventy four version of it. I guess
Speaker 1: that's a very popular the original nineteen I didn't know, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I didn't realize it's a very I mean, I assume
Speaker 1: the concept is very It sucks because like the legacy
Speaker 1: of that story is Will Smith's shitty man.
Speaker 3: It is because literally nobody who like reads a lot
Speaker 3: of books is said I should read I am legend.
Speaker 1: Yeahah, no one's ever told that to me. It's also
Speaker 1: an old, old book. It's the fifties book. I don't
Speaker 1: think I don't know people that are reading. It was
Speaker 1: doctor Seuss's early work. I read. I read Dune, and
Speaker 1: reading Dune is not like if you're not a science
Speaker 1: fiction person. I don't think anyone's read that. And like,
Speaker 1: people don't read books. Also, it's another thing because they
Speaker 1: can't read. They don't know what the fuck they're reading.
Speaker 1: They'll read it, they'll see the worst and they'll be like, yeah,
Speaker 1: he didn't TikTok. I mean the country is fuck. The
Speaker 1: country is like I talked about, it's illiteracy incarnate Yeah yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I fucking misspelled it. It fucking split into two words. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's awesome. Alright, let's go on. Because I can decipher
Speaker 1: what I'm reading.
Speaker 2: I just can't you get back, get back, get back
Speaker 2: here Cocker whoa wrote in He says all this Young
Speaker 2: Sheldon talk got me interested.
Speaker 1: Oh nice.
Speaker 2: I wanted to see why this is such a widely
Speaker 2: enjoyed show. So I started watching the show, and it's
Speaker 2: actually really good. At least the first few episodes are enjoyable.
Speaker 2: Not saying you should watch it, but much like Penis,
Speaker 2: don't knock until you try it.
Speaker 1: See that makes me I'm not sure if this person
Speaker 1: is genuine. I'm a little it's fine. Fine. The thing
Speaker 1: that bothers me about this is that we've by talking
Speaker 1: about it. We're infecting people.
Speaker 2: We we we basically invented a young Sheldon fan.
Speaker 1: We're giving people worms. Oh no, this is exactly what
Speaker 1: the what what we've been warned about? Uh? The thing is, Look, man,
Speaker 1: I feel like the show. It's clearly not the worst
Speaker 1: fucking thing ever. But to me, it's just whenever I've
Speaker 1: seen it, I would just be confused on why the audiences,
Speaker 1: why the laugh tracks going off? Because nothing funny was said.
Speaker 1: I don't think laugh track. Yeah, that show doesn't have
Speaker 1: a laugh track. Huh, Young Sheldon, Oh, Young Sheldon, I
Speaker 1: miss I miss you thought the show was named Sheldon.
Speaker 1: I just assumed they're talking about the big thing theory.
Speaker 1: Young Sheldon.
Speaker 3: I saw a scene from Young Sheldon I could I
Speaker 3: had no idea that it was that that was the show.
Speaker 1: It was like some red neck I can't even remember.
Speaker 1: I think you might have seen this. There was like
Speaker 1: some redneck doing something about fighting U uh damn, I
Speaker 1: can't remember. It was wild.
Speaker 3: It was like, this is the same fucking show, and
Speaker 3: I don't remember enough of the context.
Speaker 1: Like if I'm hoping that I liked it on TikTok
Speaker 1: so I can go through my uh, I'm hoping I
Speaker 1: can't go through my les on TikTok real fast, and dude,
Speaker 1: I do that all the time.
Speaker 2: I think about, like, I'm gonna save this on TikTok
Speaker 2: because uh, if I like it, it'll be easier to
Speaker 2: find And then I go to my likes and I
Speaker 2: can't find it.
Speaker 1: He didn't do it. I have saved so many videos
Speaker 1: on my phones I think they're gonna be funny later,
Speaker 1: and I just don't look through him, so there's no
Speaker 1: point to saving them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's like, like, well, you have the entirety of
Speaker 2: fucking Spider Verse on your phone for some reason, all.
Speaker 1: Of the Dragon Ball operation. I'm gonna that's a great impression.
Speaker 1: It's really good. I was like, there's actually like a
Speaker 1: chain of people.
Speaker 2: Did you see Alec Baldwin's impression of him on Saturday
Speaker 2: Night Live?
Speaker 1: No, it sucked. It just sounds like it just don't
Speaker 1: even know after everything he's on, I.
Speaker 2: Guess, I mean clearly, I don't know. I don't know
Speaker 2: how controversial that take is. Like he clearly didn't mean
Speaker 2: to shoot somebody. It's clearly not his responsibility.
Speaker 1: I'm not really.
Speaker 2: Yeah anyway, So yeah, his impression sucks. He's bad impressions.
Speaker 2: I don't know why they keep letting him on do
Speaker 2: impressions Like he's funny on like written material, like when
Speaker 2: he plays like a character.
Speaker 1: Let me do this, How good are you? A gun?
Speaker 2: That must be like a that must be something on stage,
Speaker 2: Like we can't have him around the guns, of course,
Speaker 2: if we have a gun sketch, we cannot have Baldwin here.
Speaker 1: No, I wouldn't trust him just for just for the juju,
Speaker 1: even yea, even if you check the prop gun, it's
Speaker 1: a prop gun.
Speaker 2: Don't let him do finger guns. You never know what
Speaker 2: could happen, even that I have a video.
Speaker 1: I can't believe that work. You know, the guy, you
Speaker 1: know the you know the this guy, the guy is like, uh,
Speaker 1: the piss.
Speaker 2: Air, Yes, yes, the guy who makes piss air by
Speaker 2: pissing and drugs and like putting a fan over it.
Speaker 1: He made a piss cannon too, A piss cannon. I
Speaker 1: don't want to see that, you sure, yeah, I'll show
Speaker 1: you though. I know, I'll show you. I'll show you though.
Speaker 1: It is me spending a well, you know, man, it's
Speaker 1: a I guess I don't. I guess I didn't like
Speaker 1: it either. It's okay, but yeah, his impression is pretty bad.
Speaker 1: Put it up to the fucking mike. Do is just
Speaker 1: lay down on the floor.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, he just filled a bottle full of
Speaker 2: piss and jumped on the bottle.
Speaker 1: That's a piss cannon. The fact that there's people like
Speaker 1: this that exist. This motherfucker made piss cake like he made.
Speaker 1: That's not real.
Speaker 2: He's not doing that's apple, that's apple juice or something
Speaker 2: he's not actually doing.
Speaker 1: You really think people like that should be allowed to vote? No,
Speaker 1: I think specifically only them actually, Yeah, to see what
Speaker 1: versions of the world we get. I guess we leave
Speaker 1: and we spectate. We like we getting up with a ship,
Speaker 1: and we's like like the gods among earth. The gods.
Speaker 1: The gods don't even have much, but there's just us,
Speaker 1: really fucking kind of they're also they're also impoverished, but
Speaker 1: like they're just not stupid.
Speaker 2: I'd be amazing if as you go all the way
Speaker 2: to Mountain Olympus and you just find out that Zeus
Speaker 2: is like out door dashing.
Speaker 1: Zeus is stomping on piss. Sorry, I just had to
Speaker 1: make my piss cannon for my YouTube video. Sorry, my apology.
Speaker 1: So how can my upload quota? The algorithm is gonna
Speaker 1: flip so upset you just miss days climbing up that
Speaker 1: fucking mountain day that's like you died over and then
Speaker 1: just piss cannon shine your face. JK. Simmons as gay
Speaker 1: Gonad Gape my son. What what is that name?
Speaker 7: Like?
Speaker 1: Gape? Like j Jo to Jamison. Yeah, fella, you say
Speaker 1: it again.
Speaker 2: Ja Kimmon says gay Gonad Gape my son, Go ahead,
Speaker 2: Gate Mice, Hi, Mom, Dad and the brother we keep
Speaker 2: locked in the attic. What's your favorite song on each
Speaker 2: album by your favorite bands.
Speaker 1: That's a big question, but I don't even get your
Speaker 1: favorite song on every album by your favorite band, so
Speaker 1: your fit like every like your favorite every album or
Speaker 1: it's a bit of a big question, like we won't
Speaker 1: go through every single because that's kind of that's a lot.
Speaker 1: But I do artists. I can't do bands artist. I
Speaker 1: mean that's the same question basically like the artist band,
Speaker 1: whatever favorite song on an album, So that's kind of
Speaker 1: can you do three? I could do three? I think
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 2: For Rise Against, it's it's easy because it's suffering the Witness. Uh,
Speaker 2: I like survive a lot on on suffering the Witness.
Speaker 2: I think that's great.
Speaker 1: Piss Cannon, Uh, piss Cannon. Of course.
Speaker 2: I kind of wish they would do ship like that.
Speaker 2: Would They're very self serious in a way that, yeah,
Speaker 2: I I appreciate that. I appreciate that more now actually,
Speaker 2: as as like the world has gotten significantly more of
Speaker 2: more absurd. But like there was a time where I
Speaker 2: would be like I kind of wish they would because
Speaker 2: they're punk bands that do just like fuck dumb songs,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, Like that like like System
Speaker 2: of a Down will do like that fucking what's that
Speaker 2: pizza song?
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? I don't remember if it's
Speaker 1: even a pizza Yeah, they make I want to grow
Speaker 1: on the dog and the ass. Wasn't that one of
Speaker 1: them as well? No, I don't know what the fuck
Speaker 1: you're talking about.
Speaker 2: That's just your thoughts. That's not system of a down.
Speaker 2: I remember, that's your conscience.
Speaker 1: I'll crazy after I think so, because I remember seeing
Speaker 1: a fucking for the picture of the squirrell with the
Speaker 1: two condoms in it.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, you always. You always call back to that,
Speaker 3: just just because.
Speaker 1: It's a weird thing to remember, because it is the
Speaker 1: most insane image I've ever seen in my life. No,
Speaker 1: it isn't, Yes, it is. I stand on that. That
Speaker 1: is the most like what the fuck? Because it means
Speaker 1: they tried to be safe, Like what the fucking you doing?
Speaker 1: Like what I don't want to get rabies? Man? Like
Speaker 1: what type of past? That isn't interesting? That's why I remember,
Speaker 1: it's like what the fuckes? Yeah, it is interesting that
Speaker 1: somebody has the mental faculties to consider safety while also
Speaker 1: molesting a squirrel. Squirrel, it's uh yeah, I laugh, but
Speaker 1: I'm really sad. You see the guy and did you
Speaker 1: see the guy in England who uh the CCTV he
Speaker 1: fucking uh jerks off on like a seagull. He's like
Speaker 1: drunk apparently, and then he fucking like looking around, pulls
Speaker 1: his pancil, starts jacking off, and he nuts on a
Speaker 1: bird and then kicks Here's the question I have about that, Right,
Speaker 1: so he's drunk as fuck he's doing this. Is this
Speaker 1: do you think.
Speaker 2: Like a deliberate like something that he thinks about all
Speaker 2: the time and just finally has the ability to do
Speaker 2: or is it like he's so drunk that it's like
Speaker 2: no one's gonna believe I did this. I think, because
Speaker 2: I do think people do things because they.
Speaker 1: Wouldn't do them. There's something you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: can't be alcohol though, there has something evil about them
Speaker 1: because like that that is a crazy thing to do.
Speaker 1: Just evil's super evil. That's like I don't even think
Speaker 1: it was sexual. I think it was just That's what
Speaker 1: I mean. But that's what I mean. After he kicks it.
Speaker 1: He kicks it afterwards too, so like soccer.
Speaker 3: Ball kicker like, but it might have been it might
Speaker 3: have been one of those things like how like some
Speaker 3: dudes are like so misogynistic where they'll like fuck a
Speaker 3: chick and like spit on her and like funk out
Speaker 3: of your horse, like one of those things. It might
Speaker 3: have been one those things too, so it might be sexual,
Speaker 3: but also like, yeah, you're you're lower than me, bird,
Speaker 3: You're fucking you're nothing.
Speaker 1: All right? My favorite, my favorite songs on each album
Speaker 1: of my artist is that this is going to break
Speaker 1: me and I'm gonna start a laughs.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's let's let's take turns because I have to
Speaker 2: think too.
Speaker 1: For the last one.
Speaker 2: I think so because I did, I did one rise
Speaker 2: against I did so well does it?
Speaker 1: I thought so.
Speaker 3: I thought we're gonna do like one artist three albums.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's fair. Uh, okay, So I think on
Speaker 2: on Suffer, I would say suffer, I would say injection.
Speaker 2: Actually I like injection a lot.
Speaker 1: And then on your Penis, is that what that song's about? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's exactly like that. Was that?
Speaker 6: Uh?
Speaker 1: Was that the Are you re capping? Or are you?
Speaker 1: Or is that the last one I met? I'm amending?
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, because so so I think, yeah, injection on
Speaker 2: onfer and I think appeal to He's in.
Speaker 1: We need some of that. Yeah, we gotta we got
Speaker 1: a revamp. I remember the album name that I'm trying
Speaker 1: to the name of the song song, you guys go, okay,
Speaker 1: what do you got? Okay? So for me, my favorite
Speaker 1: my favorite rapper is Joy Badass easily so niggas at
Speaker 1: play you remember, remember that touched my heart a little bit.
Speaker 1: But for me, it's a survival tactics of the capitalists.
Speaker 1: Great song recipes capital ste of course we got for
Speaker 1: summer nights. Uh. For me, it's probably going to be
Speaker 1: uh nine five to infinity. I think that song is
Speaker 1: fucking insane, very well done. When it goes before the dollars,
Speaker 1: it's probably obviously gonna be uh christ conscious. I think
Speaker 1: that song is insane or it's what's the one is
Speaker 1: it big Dusty No, it's the one where he's no
Speaker 1: no no, no no no no no no a player
Speaker 1: like me. I think it's what it is. When he
Speaker 1: wraps up it worked to kill my little heir, spill
Speaker 1: like a deadly weapon attacking enemy in my section. Uh
Speaker 1: uh fucking with tombstones will get don't. I think that's
Speaker 1: what is gape like me? Is that what you said?
Speaker 1: I think it's uh like me, Yeah, like me, like
Speaker 1: me too, ass a jar all American badass. Obviously it's
Speaker 1: fucking what you called legendary him and J Cole. I
Speaker 1: think him and J Cole make that's one of the
Speaker 1: best songs ever. You can start, right, that's it one. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like we're just trying to do like three yeah last night.
Speaker 2: So it was an injection on Suffer and then I
Speaker 2: think from uh, the Unraveling I would put I put
Speaker 2: Ever Changing, And then I.
Speaker 1: Think on.
Speaker 2: Appeal to Reason, I'd probably put Elective Amnesia, which is
Speaker 2: like like an iTunes single, so it wasn't actually on
Speaker 2: like the the Core album, but it's so good and
Speaker 2: I just like that it's always so weird, Like that
Speaker 2: used to be a thing. By the way, like we're
Speaker 2: like the best song on the album would be like
Speaker 2: like an exclusive. I don't know if that happens anymore really,
Speaker 2: but like that was happening for a while and I
Speaker 2: remember being like really annoyed by it because it was
Speaker 2: like the always the hardest songs to find, but those
Speaker 2: would be the ones. And by the way, that answer
Speaker 2: probably changes, because like the way that I feel about
Speaker 2: music shifts day to day, Like today, I think that's
Speaker 2: kind of how I'm feeling.
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 3: I feel that this is the hardest thing for me.
Speaker 3: The hardest thing for me is like, oh, well, was
Speaker 3: my favorite artist because I don't really have one. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I kind of have alike. I kind of have to
Speaker 3: just like juggle, like I'll just pick one. And I
Speaker 3: was thinking of a band that impacted me a lot.
Speaker 3: It was bleeding through when I was growing up because
Speaker 3: of like they also had like these black metal influence
Speaker 3: in the metal core scene, which was kind of unheard
Speaker 3: of at that time.
Speaker 1: No one was really blending those two genres, and so
Speaker 1: that show was like, oh, I love black metal because
Speaker 1: it just sounds so cool, even though it was like
Speaker 1: goofy as shit people wearing corpse pain and being all ah,
Speaker 1: I'm like this is so gay, but the music sounds
Speaker 1: so cool. But anyway, their first albums uh So. They
Speaker 1: have a song called Savior Saint Salvation on this album,
Speaker 1: Portrait of a Goddess that features in shadows from Ben Schevenfolds.
Speaker 1: You know, they all grew up in the same area.
Speaker 1: They also fuck each other and stuff in Orange County,
Speaker 1: so yeah, it's true. Yeah, they're all just having sex
Speaker 1: with each other's studio. Yeah on CCTV, Yeah on CCTV.
Speaker 1: I have it. I have it on my my hard
Speaker 1: drive by forty gig hard drive that I got two
Speaker 1: thousand and four. It's crazy my forty gig. My forty
Speaker 1: gig hard drive still works. And four I got this
Speaker 1: talk when geek Squad erased my computer without telling me,
Speaker 1: without the note, because I would have been like, no,
Speaker 1: I have plenty of shit on there. That's insane. They
Speaker 1: just did it because my computer was acting up, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, thanks, I lost all of my thousands
Speaker 1: of pictures that were only stored on my computer. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think part of the reason why I haven't bothered
Speaker 1: to find the cable for that lazy hard drive is
Speaker 1: that I feel like I'll be crushed to find that
Speaker 1: that doesn't work well, it doesn't work like it Like
Speaker 1: if I know that it's broken and there's like there's
Speaker 1: nothing I can do at it, that.
Speaker 2: Would be really sad. I get that's so you just
Speaker 2: kind of keep it late, all right. It's like a possibility.
Speaker 2: It's like Schrodinger's cat.
Speaker 1: It's both alive and dead at the same time because
Speaker 1: I can't use it and I don't know if it's
Speaker 1: still alive. I like it.
Speaker 3: It's actually a good way to sometimes. Yeah, knowing knowing
Speaker 3: is his heartbreaking. Uh okay, so this love This is
Speaker 3: Murderous is the other album I've got. I would have
Speaker 3: to go with the Love Washington the Hill of Gunfire.
Speaker 3: That's probably the most famous.
Speaker 1: Song and why it's so famous because they use in
Speaker 1: that album they have two quotes from Bundock Saints.
Speaker 3: So the the first quote is from Willem Dafoe, like
Speaker 3: there was a firefight. Do you re that part of
Speaker 3: the Oh yeah, yeah, he's describing like the scene and
Speaker 3: so like that. The song starts off with that quote,
Speaker 3: and that ship like already.
Speaker 1: Gets you hyped as far. I love that shit.
Speaker 2: I love I love movie quotes or like like narration
Speaker 2: from like other things, being like lead in whatever, like
Speaker 2: being like a part of a song. This something about
Speaker 2: and I know it's tech like not really that interesting
Speaker 2: because it's already existed or whatever.
Speaker 1: They're not written for it or whatever interesting stuff. I
Speaker 1: think it's cool. I love it.
Speaker 3: I love it, and I gotta say a lot of
Speaker 3: bands have deviated from that, like it was like an era,
Speaker 3: because even my band We Are the End, we did it.
Speaker 3: I put it a a clip from Friday Friday After Next,
Speaker 3: specifically of Pinky or whatever, and he was like threatening
Speaker 3: Craig with a gun because he thought he was breaking
Speaker 3: into his music store, his record store, and we put
Speaker 3: that before it and then it just gets really heavy.
Speaker 1: He's like say it again, oh you know whatever.
Speaker 3: So that was like the thing of just putting cool
Speaker 3: lit or whether it was serious or fucking goofy yeah,
Speaker 3: And I was like, I need them to start doing
Speaker 3: this shit again because people aren't really doing anymore. It's
Speaker 3: like not trending anymore.
Speaker 1: It's weird because when did It's a weird thing happened
Speaker 1: when like angst went from like angst knowing that this
Speaker 1: shit is bad and wrong to like being people just
Speaker 1: being fucking cunts, And like when did that happen? Because
Speaker 1: that's like all of metal from my life growing up,
Speaker 1: All of people are metal. Metal heads were angsy as fuck,
Speaker 1: but they weren't pieces of shit. I don't know, I
Speaker 1: don't know. We're talking about this like the idea of
Speaker 1: like that, right, like the idea of like what he's
Speaker 1: talking about, like freaking pinky threatening to blow Craig's brains out.
Speaker 1: It's like fucking it's an insane thing. But like people
Speaker 1: that would like that five years ago are cunts. They
Speaker 1: would be like, oh, yeah, fucking kill that guy. He's
Speaker 1: an asshole. Opposed to you. Guys have probably liked it
Speaker 1: and be like, yeah, well, I feel it's funny. It's
Speaker 1: shtirically funny. It is where I will say it's weird
Speaker 1: that there's a certain amount of people that I didn't
Speaker 1: really think existed that get the wrong message out of
Speaker 1: stuff like that, where it was clearly it's clearly just like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is funny comedy, and then there's like it's like
Speaker 1: the people that watch Fresh and Fit or whatever. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: Like I think.
Speaker 3: Misogynistic jokes and racist jokes are funny, but like I
Speaker 3: don't feel any connection to it, or it's like, yeah,
Speaker 3: fuck that bitch, you know, like in the way you're
Speaker 3: taking this way too seriously, the fuck's wrong with you.
Speaker 1: And I feel like that was a common thing before.
Speaker 1: I feel like people would laugh at things satirically before
Speaker 1: all the I mean, it's still there. I think I
Speaker 1: think that's not I think it's not the overwhelming majority.
Speaker 1: Like I feel like people that often laugh at that
Speaker 1: maybe serious more often than they were before, where it's.
Speaker 2: Like, oh, this is a joke, right, I think I Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think it's just the Internet kind of intensifying everything.
Speaker 1: I think. I think we're hearing the loud or crazy
Speaker 1: is more.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think, and people are catering to them and things,
Speaker 3: and I think that's the way we gotta move on.
Speaker 1: Ye.
Speaker 3: Last one album is called The Truth is a song
Speaker 3: called Tragedy of Empty Streets. The intro is fucking dope
Speaker 3: as ship. That's all I gotta say.
Speaker 1: Great band. I'm gonna see him in December. It's gonna
Speaker 1: be fun. Yeah, Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I think, uh, obviously Rises like my go to because
Speaker 2: they're the tattoo, right, I have them tattooed on me.
Speaker 2: Very important band to me still, but I think, like,
Speaker 2: I don't know, man, I would probably put Devin Towns
Speaker 2: in as one of those people where it's like, I
Speaker 2: think this guy's probably my favorite artist period, But but
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't know. If I haven't, like there'd be too many.
Speaker 1: I still have to do a deep dive into a
Speaker 1: lot of his stuff. I still kind of find this
Speaker 1: stuff as I gouse. He's so strange and it's also
Speaker 1: so weird. Definitely for me. With Kanye, I think Kanye
Speaker 1: is definitely still like a very important artist for me. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know it's his music anymore. I've kind of given
Speaker 1: up on it as a whole, but he has, like
Speaker 1: his lot of his older music is like really impactful
Speaker 1: to me as a younger. Yeah, of course.
Speaker 3: Is there an artist that like you like a lot
Speaker 3: of their songs but you have not delved deep into
Speaker 3: their catalog?
Speaker 1: Do you think there's something like that? I don't think so.
Speaker 2: I think honestly Paramour for me, really, yeah, I kind
Speaker 2: of haven't really don't have that craze of a catalog.
Speaker 1: I like, right, I know they don't have that many albums.
Speaker 1: So Haley has a lot of singles, like he's made
Speaker 1: a quite a bit of music.
Speaker 2: But yeah, let's see, so you have that's one of
Speaker 2: the more that's one of the ones that come to
Speaker 2: mind because I like Paramour, but I haven't.
Speaker 1: I don't think I have four albums. I don't think
Speaker 1: I listen to is Falling or something something like that,
Speaker 1: something something like that, and then like I don't even
Speaker 1: I don't know the brand New Eyes, Yeah, self titled thirteen,
Speaker 1: and then the twenty seventeen one, and.
Speaker 3: Then whichever the after laughter. Yeah, they probably have like
Speaker 3: six albums.
Speaker 1: And cost of something whatever it is, they have six.
Speaker 1: They have six albums. I think they have six as
Speaker 1: far as I'm concerned, they have like six. I've listened
Speaker 1: to each one. Huge Paramore fan, Uh yeah yeah. To me, though,
Speaker 1: the sweet spot was rightan brand new Eyes I actually
Speaker 1: a dope fucking album, I think. Man. I know a
Speaker 1: lot of people would disagree with me, but I feel
Speaker 1: like it's the same with Lincoln Park, where a lot
Speaker 1: of people like Hybrid Theory is the best album. I
Speaker 1: think Mediorita is a better album. Really, yes, absolutely. I
Speaker 1: think it's margin. I think it's iconic. I think that's
Speaker 1: a respectable that's kind of like Halo, Halo two or
Speaker 1: Halo three. It's like, I feel like both of those
Speaker 1: answers are right, you know what I mean? Ah yeah,
Speaker 1: Like to me, I wouldn't be mad.
Speaker 3: I just think in my assessment, it's just a more mature,
Speaker 3: fleshed out verson of Hybrid Theory. Like the songs are
Speaker 3: better written, They're much more impactful. I think there Ben
Speaker 3: is a Lincoln Park fucking fanatic.
Speaker 1: How does you feel about the new one? He doesn't.
Speaker 1: He's sensible, so he was like, oh yeah, it's fine.
Speaker 1: I still love Lincoln Park for what they were, and
Speaker 1: I still have that Yeah, like a sensible person, I
Speaker 1: think fine is the perfect answer, because it is just fine.
Speaker 1: You're never gonna get the same experience you had on
Speaker 1: an artist have.
Speaker 3: I do have one, like really negative thing to say,
Speaker 3: and I hope this doesn't happen to anybody else. Her
Speaker 3: screams that Emily Armstrong reminds me of the who is
Speaker 3: it Tara Strong, who's the actress the voice actor that
Speaker 3: does Tommy Pickles Buttercup when everyone when you hear Emily,
Speaker 3: when you hear Illi Armstrong scream, it sounds like Tommy
Speaker 3: Pickles crying and like I can't get it out of there,
Speaker 3: like there is a a like there is a thing
Speaker 3: that like if you hear Tommy Pickles cry, like the
Speaker 3: loud like that that's how the screen and I can't.
Speaker 1: Get out of my man, I don't know. It fucks
Speaker 1: me up, dude, I don't know if I hear that.
Speaker 2: I hear there's one song specifically where she screams, and
Speaker 2: I'm like, I don't know if I don't know if
Speaker 2: I like it. I think it's fine, Like I listened
Speaker 2: to it, I was like, there's something that I put
Speaker 2: on my playlist. I actually liked some of the softer
Speaker 2: ones more actually.
Speaker 1: But he but he is a huge Linking Park fan,
Speaker 1: and he's like, I think Meteora is a better album
Speaker 1: as well. It's it's just when you think about I
Speaker 1: try to remember why I don't think I like hybrid theory.
Speaker 3: I mixed those up a lot so Line for You
Speaker 3: from You you want talk about Lincoln Park? Line from
Speaker 3: Me is my favorite fucking song off that album.
Speaker 1: It's so good to me.
Speaker 3: It's the perfect like this is everything that Lincoln Parking bodies.
Speaker 3: It's a heavy song. The rapping is serviceable. You know,
Speaker 3: it's not he wasn't that good yet, but like he
Speaker 3: was serviceable. But like the chorus that this it's like
Speaker 3: two thousand and four. This is two thousand and two,
Speaker 3: two thousand, so it was before he like because like
Speaker 3: he he to me, he can rap.
Speaker 1: I think, like I think people that deny that Mike huh,
Speaker 1: Mike said chester sorry, Mike, Mike Da can rap. Like
Speaker 1: I think like people say he can't, I'm like, no,
Speaker 1: he definitely, he's proven he does not. He learned how
Speaker 1: he wasn't like a eminem that's probably out the womb
Speaker 1: fucking making rhymes as a baby, but like he learned
Speaker 1: how to rap. He can tell you. Look.
Speaker 3: I think one of his best grounded songs. It was
Speaker 3: from his fort minor album, But there's a song called
Speaker 3: the in Stereo where it's a very hip, it's a
Speaker 3: very West Coast name one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh ready for here we go? We got this
Speaker 1: whole block rock and they stereo his his uh that song,
Speaker 1: like he's it's I feel like he's perfect on that
Speaker 1: song where it was like he he got that beat,
Speaker 1: he understood the assignment, and he like attacked it perfectly.
Speaker 1: And now Meteora is definitely dude from the inside. Oh
Speaker 1: song easier to run, numbing like that to me, to me,
Speaker 1: breaking the habit does it? Because like I love that song,
Speaker 1: like that's my that was all of that's right then,
Speaker 1: I say.
Speaker 2: It was so good man like and that music video
Speaker 2: was like vibe is yeah, the vibe of that song
Speaker 2: is like unbelievable. Like that that music video I think
Speaker 2: was like the first time that a music video caught
Speaker 2: my attention ever.
Speaker 1: I was like, what the fuck really is this? That's crazy?
Speaker 1: I can't because that's pretty early or was either this
Speaker 1: is weird because I think it was two thousand and two.
Speaker 1: That sounds about right. Yeah, it's either two thousand and
Speaker 1: two or two thousand and three.
Speaker 2: It's hard for me to Yeah, but I feel I'm
Speaker 2: like eight or nine when that comes out and I
Speaker 2: see like that fucking video and I'm like, what the
Speaker 2: fuck is it? Because I because I'm that's like middle
Speaker 2: of like the the Hot Streak of Tunami, you know
Speaker 2: what I mean, So like I'm.
Speaker 1: Like, what the fuck is this? This is I would
Speaker 1: watch the show.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's man fucking fantastic album. I did a I
Speaker 3: did a whole retrospective on their albums and I ranked them.
Speaker 1: That was number one. I think some people it was
Speaker 1: hard though, because I feel like a lot of people
Speaker 1: need to give Living Things their twenty twelve album more listens,
Speaker 1: because that's a fucking actually an amazing album. Is that
Speaker 1: the one with the Lost and the Echo on it? Yes?
Speaker 1: I like that.
Speaker 3: That album is actually really good. I think Castle Glass
Speaker 3: is one of the best songs I've ever written.
Speaker 1: I like that one too. That's a fucking great song.
Speaker 2: People made fun of me for like in that song
Speaker 2: insane it's good.
Speaker 1: If you like breaking the habit, How the fuck do
Speaker 1: you not like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like it's impossible, not very sim it's not
Speaker 2: it's not like complicated. Yeah, it's not like I mean,
Speaker 2: I don't think I don't think things need to be
Speaker 2: complicated because this.
Speaker 1: Is breaking the have it complicated. It's a very very straightforward. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And I'm like, people are insane. They sometimes they get
Speaker 1: caught up in this thing of like, oh, let's just
Speaker 1: hate on it for fucking whatever reason. People go back
Speaker 1: to it and they're like, oh, actually this was really good. Yeah. Comparatively,
Speaker 1: when you listen to the fucking album record from you,
Speaker 1: I've always apologetically good, is my fucking jam? I still listen, dude.
Speaker 1: I I'm just so always apologetically loved. Like if I
Speaker 1: would play it all the time, I didn't give a fuck.
Speaker 1: I remember I had to. I had to live through
Speaker 1: that weird period whre everybody's like, mm, who dumb. It's
Speaker 1: like is for a It's it's a period piece. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna tell you that's nothing wrong with it.
Speaker 2: It's a period piece in the same way that G
Speaker 2: T A four is a period piece, where it's just
Speaker 2: like this is fucking good. But that and if you
Speaker 2: don't like it, like God, you don't have to like it,
Speaker 2: but like, this is definitely not objectively bad by any
Speaker 2: you know.
Speaker 1: I don't like. I don't like the people that even like,
Speaker 1: say my boy Anthony vantano I. The only problem I've
Speaker 1: ever had with him is the oh I grew out
Speaker 1: of this stuff kind of a thing where I'm like,
Speaker 1: you're gay, dude, don't you can g out of things?
Speaker 1: That's I just don't look at. Here's the thing I
Speaker 1: don't like when people have this, oh I'm too mature now,
Speaker 1: I'm not, because like the way that first of all,
Speaker 1: I was an angsty teenager myself, so the music I
Speaker 1: listened to objectively, they didn't do anything. I think I'm
Speaker 1: an outlier because I think there's a lot of people
Speaker 1: that really like oh, deep into my soul, crawling at
Speaker 1: my skin, all the depression, like I get it, and
Speaker 1: me like I'm a happy kid. I understand and appreciate
Speaker 1: what it is. When I still listen to crawling or
Speaker 1: any of those things, it's still the same to me.
Speaker 1: It's just good written songs that sound I I agree,
Speaker 1: but that I age out of. I age out of
Speaker 1: Tyler the Creator, like I was fucking Tyler. Is that
Speaker 1: generation's time of like angst and like sounds? I know,
Speaker 1: I still like the songs, right, And I think, I
Speaker 1: guess you grew out of artists, you know, because people
Speaker 1: people change, people go on their paths to like change
Speaker 1: that stuff. I think, what's happening or I guess I know. No,
Speaker 1: you're right, You're right.
Speaker 2: I agree, just the way that the way that I
Speaker 2: feel about is like there there are facets of things
Speaker 2: that I grow out of in the sense of like
Speaker 2: I like this song for X, Y and Z, right,
Speaker 2: and now maybe I I maybe I don't like it
Speaker 2: for X as much because I don't it doesn't hit
Speaker 2: for me in the same way in that way because
Speaker 2: I'm not in high school, and like these lyrics used
Speaker 2: to be very challenging, but now, like as I've listened
Speaker 2: to a lot more, it's just like, oh, they're fine
Speaker 2: and they do what I guess, But like the other
Speaker 2: things are like this sounds good, or like this is
Speaker 2: a vibe to to to karaoke to or just to
Speaker 2: put on in the background.
Speaker 1: Like that to me, I never I never age out
Speaker 1: of that. I always still like the things for liking
Speaker 1: them right exactly, like I may because like it was
Speaker 1: like something that really spoke to me. But I still
Speaker 1: like it. It's just that that's not something I would
Speaker 1: like listen to all the time. But like, I still
Speaker 1: like what song why I fucking I liked so much that.
Speaker 2: I can give you a good example for me, Like
Speaker 2: I hate everything about you by U two Days Grace.
Speaker 2: That's a good song. But there was a time where
Speaker 2: I thought there was like, oh man, this, I fucking
Speaker 2: feel this. I don't feel that anymore, but I still
Speaker 2: like that song.
Speaker 1: It's good. It's fascinating to me that that's what I said.
Speaker 1: I think I'm an outlier because it just since I
Speaker 1: was a I just wasn't. I was a happy kid
Speaker 1: and a teenager. I didn't have like my challenges were
Speaker 1: very mundane, right. I felt very like privileged, even though
Speaker 1: like we were just normal middle class people. But I
Speaker 1: didn't feel like, you know, teenagers are very self absorbing,
Speaker 1: like oh my life so this everything. So I didn't
Speaker 1: have that. So when I listened to Lincoln Park fucking
Speaker 1: breaks stuff, limb biscuits, none of that ship meant nothing
Speaker 1: to me. It was just felt cool. I'm like, oh, man,
Speaker 1: like the way this sounds fucking give me something to
Speaker 1: break when like the fucking that riff dune like it's
Speaker 1: it just sounds fucking awesome to me. Corn Yeah, Like
Speaker 1: they made some like very depressed songs in the in
Speaker 1: their Untouchables album, right and nothing. It did nothing for me.
Speaker 3: It just sounds awesome. Stained Stain is a notoriously sad,
Speaker 3: fucking sap pussy band that's all about, Oh I'm so sad.
Speaker 3: There's a song called like for you or to my Mother,
Speaker 3: to my father, and I'm like, that shit means nothing
Speaker 3: to me. But then people that are like, oh I'm
Speaker 3: so sad.
Speaker 1: Shine Down was in a that you have a what
Speaker 1: you call it, You don't have that emotional connection to
Speaker 1: the song. I think that's why you have the perspective
Speaker 1: you have. And I think, like I think this like
Speaker 1: growing out of things is like a thing that happens.
Speaker 1: I think it just does happen, you know, less for
Speaker 1: just like for me. Like I used to love Poke.
Speaker 1: I heard so much, right, I was a big fan
Speaker 1: of Pokemon. I still love Pokemon for what it was
Speaker 1: at the time when I was loving it, you know,
Speaker 1: like I still love Tota Dill. I still fucking think
Speaker 1: Arcanine is probably the coolest thing to have a giant
Speaker 1: flaming dog. I think that's the latest fuck. But like,
Speaker 1: you know, like I'm like, I don't really play this.
Speaker 1: That's a good point, like because I did fall off
Speaker 1: a pokemon pretty fast, but I love the ones you love.
Speaker 1: I have coughing tattooed on my thigh exactly, you know,
Speaker 1: like it's just so that guess that back to the
Speaker 1: original point where I don't know why I say, for example,
Speaker 1: like it's not just it's I just picked Anthony as
Speaker 1: a he's so popular, Yeah he does. Is that I
Speaker 1: don't think he needs to acknowledge or even say that
Speaker 1: like I don't really listen to this anymore or I
Speaker 1: grew out of this because to me, it doesn't really
Speaker 1: Uh it's kind of like, well, you're you're just you're
Speaker 1: being objective about this music right now, and that's all
Speaker 1: I care about is how does it sound to you?
Speaker 1: And not say does it Like it's almost like you're
Speaker 1: letting people know, like, hey, I want to let you
Speaker 1: know that this just doesn't speak to me, Like, don't
Speaker 1: don't think I'm a weird fucking angsty kid or I'm
Speaker 1: going through some ship, because that's how I feel. Like
Speaker 1: when people say, like I don't listen to that cringey
Speaker 1: shit anymore, and I'm like, well, yeah, it doesn't need
Speaker 1: to be cringey music. It's like, say, I wonder, hey,
Speaker 1: can you listen to a baby metal You don't understand
Speaker 1: the lyrics, Like I don't understand a fucking word of
Speaker 1: what they're saying, right, it sounds awesome on the fucking
Speaker 1: weep music. Like when I was like, who listen to
Speaker 1: we Like, it's like it's like I don't know, Like
Speaker 1: you don't have to say I think it's weird. You
Speaker 1: can still acknowledge it's good. You can still like, oh right,
Speaker 1: this is like I think this is weird. That like
Speaker 1: when he says he ages out of things, he seems
Speaker 1: to do it in like a but I think it's
Speaker 1: it's one of those things where it's like I think
Speaker 1: he does it. It's like an all or nothing type thing.
Speaker 1: It's like, oh, I have aged out of this facet
Speaker 1: of relating to this music. Therefore I don't think it
Speaker 1: sounds good anymore. It's like that's kind of crazy. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean like, you're not gonna fuckingxually like that all
Speaker 1: the time, though that's what it's specific bands with a
Speaker 1: lot of well, I was gonna say it.
Speaker 2: If it's not like that, if that's not how he's
Speaker 2: meaning it to sound, he's doing a bad job of
Speaker 2: coming that's coming across.
Speaker 3: There's a lot of there's a lot of records he
Speaker 3: doesn't there's a lot of albums that he doesn't review
Speaker 3: and uh, something that that I would expect that he
Speaker 3: would do, and there's other ones like it.
Speaker 1: And it's always happens to be in this span.
Speaker 3: Of time where it was like new metal and metal core,
Speaker 3: where he'll preference that I don't really listen to this anymore.
Speaker 1: What a time I was into this. But then like
Speaker 1: there's other things that like that have consistently sayed good
Speaker 1: to him. He never has to have that like asterisk
Speaker 1: or that disclaimer, and so I'm just like, all right, man,
Speaker 1: you don't need Look. I think people understand because it's like,
Speaker 1: say me, if I was gonna U, I don't, like
Speaker 1: I said, I don't really listen to disturb that much anymore,
Speaker 1: but when I do listen to it, it still sounds
Speaker 1: good to me. So it's not the music hasn't changed,
Speaker 1: and I didn't really gravitate towards the messages because I
Speaker 1: always thought it was just it just didn't apply to me.
Speaker 1: But you know, one thing that does apply to me
Speaker 1: was a more political messaging. Like you said, like punk
Speaker 1: right and say a lot of hardcore and like say
Speaker 1: kill Switch to Gauge. Their old lyrics were very like
Speaker 1: utifying and very just hardcore and shit, and so that
Speaker 1: stuff stuck with me. How I'm feeling right now, like
Speaker 1: as a person a very jaded just because of these
Speaker 1: So I would I don't want to listen to that
Speaker 1: right now right now, when I hear that unifying shit,
Speaker 1: I'm like, shot the fuck up because I'm just not
Speaker 1: feeling that. But like, but it's definitely that did speak
Speaker 1: to me, and it's just a vibe. It's not like
Speaker 1: it's not like I'm gonna put it away forever. It's
Speaker 1: I don't know that.
Speaker 2: I think there is also like a desensitization thing too.
Speaker 2: It's like, you know, things can only be exciting for
Speaker 2: however long, you know what I mean. Like I've listened
Speaker 2: to every Rising Ants album so much at this point
Speaker 2: that like, sure, I don't like when I'm playing music,
Speaker 2: I kind of don't put them on that much because
Speaker 2: I've heard it like and I and you know, sometimes
Speaker 2: I'm feeling it and sometimes like yeah, I could listen
Speaker 2: to Savior right now, or I could listen to fucking
Speaker 2: this entire album front to back. But it's like it's
Speaker 2: a much rare occurrence than it used to be. I
Speaker 2: just have it constantly.
Speaker 1: You guys are on sociopaths. I have over fucking thousand
Speaker 1: fucking song playlists where I'm getting music from like two
Speaker 1: thousand fucking eleven. What do you mean Spotify playlist? Like,
Speaker 1: my Spotify playlist is so huge. I have songs.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Min's pretty, he went over like on a recent episode, so.
Speaker 1: I needed I'm so lazy, Mine is I need to
Speaker 1: get on your guys. Line is from songs that like,
Speaker 1: I have songs some like The Odd Future Days that
Speaker 1: are like like, uh, tron Cat and freaking.
Speaker 2: That song's intense. Tron Cat has an intense fucking song.
Speaker 2: I'm like eighty four hours in one minute.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying, dude. I told you guys, but
Speaker 1: what do you guys? What do you think?
Speaker 3: How long is my longest playlist.
Speaker 1: Like fifty something songs. Right. We talked about this in
Speaker 1: an episode we did we did just this still hour,
Speaker 1: just guess hour hour I would, I would guess maybe
Speaker 1: like five hours. And Kingston, what do you think maybe
Speaker 1: like maybe like maybe like three really three hours? Three hours.
Speaker 1: I just it's only like it's only like like six
Speaker 1: seven albums. It's not enough because I will I'm a
Speaker 1: very when I do playlist because I used to make
Speaker 1: I used to make playlists on CDs all the time,
Speaker 1: and it was specifically no.
Speaker 3: I tried my best, no artists repeated. It was like
Speaker 3: it was like, my playlists are extremely curated, and so
Speaker 3: I have my Ulter mix, which has up breaks the rules,
Speaker 3: will have maybe two or three artists, but it's just
Speaker 3: a handful of songs from one artist.
Speaker 1: And then I get lazy, no continue it, And I
Speaker 1: was like, fuck, there's plenty of I'll discover. I've discovered. Uh.
Speaker 1: I recently discovered a band that's quickly becoming probably one
Speaker 1: of my favorite bands called unto Others. And they're like,
Speaker 1: to me, a non gay version of ghost.
Speaker 3: You know, like say it feel because there's I feel
Speaker 3: like there's some people that like the music ghosts, but
Speaker 3: then they're like, I know what it is. This theatric
Speaker 3: as gay as fuck, and like unto others are like
Speaker 3: they have a similar vibe, but they don't do any
Speaker 3: of that, like theatrical ship that some people are maybe
Speaker 3: will look at it and be like, this is crazy stupid.
Speaker 1: I agree. Of some of the music I listened to before,
Speaker 1: it's like like, I don't. For me, it's particularly Tyler.
Speaker 1: I look at I look back at old Tyler the Creator,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I get it. This nigga is trippy.
Speaker 1: I get it. This dude was buggy. When I listened
Speaker 1: to Lincoln not Sorry. When I listen to Limb Biscuit specific,
Speaker 1: I'm just like, but even when I was young, I
Speaker 1: was like this is stupid, but like it was fun.
Speaker 1: But now to me it's just infinitely more stupid. It's
Speaker 1: still fun, but like I'm just like, this is dumb
Speaker 1: as fuck, but I still enjoy listening to it. And
Speaker 1: I feel like that was the thing where I'm like, yo, uh,
Speaker 1: you know Fantano, but you can't you just like steal
Speaker 1: you can just be we all know nobody. I don't
Speaker 1: think there's anyone on the planet that doesn't realize how
Speaker 1: fucking stupid this shit is. That's not like we all
Speaker 1: get it, it's just what it's stupid. Question that based
Speaker 1: off is when when more moment and you guys were
Speaker 1: like realize, like like when did what age did you
Speaker 1: guys lose your You're like egocentric nature? You were like, Oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: the world is way bigger than me. This world's way
Speaker 1: way bigger than me. I don't know, I'm still waiting.
Speaker 1: I think I was genuinely like maybe like seventeen, when
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, like like, oh, this world is
Speaker 1: way bigger than I am, Like, guy, there's there's.
Speaker 2: I mean technically, technically, I feel like it happened to
Speaker 2: me like a couple of times. I think like I
Speaker 2: think when I was seven, I was like I grew
Speaker 2: up real quick, and I was like, oh fuck, okay,
Speaker 2: everything's weird. But then I think like I kind of
Speaker 2: fell back into things, and then I think maybe twenty
Speaker 2: was when I came back out. I think I think
Speaker 2: that's when I started like not keeping myself in a
Speaker 2: box about this stuff that I wanted to take part in.
Speaker 2: I guess you know where I was like, oh, I
Speaker 2: don't know if I want to watch that movie, it's
Speaker 2: like or I don't know, if I want to listen
Speaker 2: to that music, it's like pop or whatever.
Speaker 1: I don't want to fucking you know, pop music stumb So, yeah,
Speaker 1: I think I had my poppy man, I had my
Speaker 1: pop Max, I had my pop on a low. I
Speaker 1: didn't want to be real about it because I fucking
Speaker 1: I always liked I was. I like Justin Bieber.
Speaker 2: I like Justin Bieber for I just put the Natasha
Speaker 2: Benning what is it? Pocket phon Sunshine on my playlist.
Speaker 2: I didn't realize that. Yeah, yeah, I didn't realize that
Speaker 2: those were the same songs. By the way, what do
Speaker 2: you mean like the chorus and the verse of that song?
Speaker 2: I remember them being separate songs.
Speaker 1: I don't know the verse at all actually, so that
Speaker 1: nobody knows where the rivers flow.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, well, well that's what I'm saying. It's like
Speaker 2: the choruses. I guess they're too choruses sounds different because
Speaker 2: I got a pocket, got a Pocket phot of Sunshine,
Speaker 2: and then it's and then it's and then it's like.
Speaker 1: Take me Away too bad? The same song. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: also on long So the sunshine pre chorus. Yeah, gotcha,
Speaker 1: But isn't that where like I thought, I could have
Speaker 1: sworn those were separate, So that's not a short song.
Speaker 1: Was then like a six minute song. Wait, you're not
Speaker 1: gonna make a pop soul on that long. It's crazy,
Speaker 1: I think. I think the producers, the producers.
Speaker 2: Would like it's like three and a half minutes. Okay,
Speaker 2: the producer.
Speaker 1: Would kill someone that made a pop soul that long.
Speaker 1: People don't have retentions for that long for pop. No way,
Speaker 1: people have no song for songs in general. That's why
Speaker 1: they all have. That's why you don't even know. That's
Speaker 1: why you don't even know the full.
Speaker 2: Saw Well, I never listened to I just I would
Speaker 2: just hear it, like because it was popular, dude, Like
Speaker 2: that song was everywhere that was. It was in like
Speaker 2: you know, restaurants or like department stores or likely.
Speaker 1: I only remember that song from the movie easy A.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I ever amstone movie. It was
Speaker 1: like it was like a it was like a like
Speaker 1: a like a Hallmark card or something like that. You'd
Speaker 1: open it and it would start playing that song. I
Speaker 1: only remember from the fucking movie. But back then I
Speaker 1: was trying to pipe in the stone, you know, because
Speaker 1: I was like I was like, oh, I'm a I'm
Speaker 1: a background actor. I'm gonna work my way up like
Speaker 1: they all did. I'm gonna pipe this bitch. And then
Speaker 1: you know, of course I think it's really funny. How
Speaker 1: Like that's another movie that I wish I could see
Speaker 1: the respective of the Little Black brother who was just
Speaker 1: like watching his sister. I wish I could just see.
Speaker 1: I wish it was like a director's cut on like
Speaker 1: DLC the movies. It's I could see movie from other
Speaker 1: person's perspectives, Like I would love to see a horror
Speaker 1: movie from perspective of friend that didn't go along. So
Speaker 1: it's just like life. He's just he's watching it happen
Speaker 1: from a distance, and he's like, well, that's crazy.
Speaker 2: I feel like if you're watch it from it happen
Speaker 2: from a distance, you're involved.
Speaker 1: You're pretty close to it. It was like he's just
Speaker 1: like hearing about stuff. When I went to Tower Records
Speaker 1: and like my homie was like stealing a bunch of
Speaker 1: CDs and and then like we went to Taco Bell
Speaker 1: and he's like, I'm gonna go back, and I'm like, uh, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna wait outside. I was like, and then all
Speaker 1: of a sudden, I see my other homie come out
Speaker 1: and he's like, yeah, he got arrested. My friend got arrested.
Speaker 1: That went back for seconds like a fucking retard. Then
Speaker 1: I'm there watching like, yeah, of course, of course you
Speaker 1: get a fucking you don't go back for seconds, retard.
Speaker 1: You know you don't double dip that fast. It was
Speaker 1: an hour later. It's crazy. I was supposed to be
Speaker 1: in tower records on that day. Damn it, I get it.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. How many somehow been to hun terrible tragedy? Yes,
Speaker 1: yeah he did. He somehow stacked he held them. He
Speaker 1: had a bag of holding and he just kept showing
Speaker 1: them it. Do you think they immediately called it?
Speaker 2: Like do you think like on the morning of nine
Speaker 2: to eleven when that happened. By the end of the day,
Speaker 2: like maybe like eight pm, somebody was like somebody walked
Speaker 2: into apartments somewhere. It's like, are you looking down? What's wrong?
Speaker 1: And it's like, oh, you didn't hear nine to eleven.
Speaker 1: I think they said, do you not know what happened?
Speaker 1: They said, yeah, nine to eleven just happened. You didn't know.
Speaker 1: I think they said what happened on September eleventh, No,
Speaker 1: but it's still nine to eleven. They wouldn't say. They'd
Speaker 1: be like, what just happened? What happened today?
Speaker 3: They did when Kobe died, I was in dunkin Donuts
Speaker 3: and then they were right and they're like, oh my god,
Speaker 3: they're like, oh dude, uh January twenty something, and we
Speaker 3: all started crying and pissing ourselves.
Speaker 1: Was crazy, kept trash. We're all like, good Kobe, it
Speaker 1: was great. Everybody was getting the counter and you know,
Speaker 1: you know, he does like a little diac. I can't
Speaker 1: believe it was a plane crash. I got him. It
Speaker 1: makes me really sad that that was. That was this
Speaker 1: straight up incompetence. Then. Yeah, so the guy he was like,
Speaker 1: do a barrel then, and then Kobe was everywhere.
Speaker 7: A barrel in the helter is such a fucking fundamental misunderstanding.
Speaker 1: This guy was just showing off. There was some girl
Speaker 1: in there that he was trying to funk, right, that
Speaker 1: is so crazy.
Speaker 2: That's like trying to drift on a sponge or something like.
Speaker 2: It's just like, that's not it's.
Speaker 1: Like trying to drift a fucking scooter while you're in
Speaker 1: the highway. Have you seen people like drive their bikes
Speaker 1: and like low profile their bikes and then get under
Speaker 1: like fucking yeah, yeah, I want those people to be hit.
Speaker 1: I want a bike on a bike, not on a motorcycle,
Speaker 1: like a bicycle. Yeh, like a bicycle. Please gets all right,
Speaker 1: let's move on. I've never I do want to bring
Speaker 1: this up because we mentioned robotics. This is a question.
Speaker 2: I didn't read this question earlier, but it kind of
Speaker 2: has something to do with something that we talked about.
Speaker 1: I just want to make sure it's read because hey,
Speaker 1: I ride your bicycle. It's a bicycle that Don James,
Speaker 1: that guy was ale is it got him? He's thinking fun.
Speaker 1: I'm inside of him. I'm inside of your heads already.
Speaker 1: Do we say unicycle? Yeah? Cycle?
Speaker 3: Yes, I understand, it's correct. That's why I said it's
Speaker 3: something a robot. We're like a sort of a bicycle bicycle.
Speaker 3: I don't say bicycle, of.
Speaker 1: Course you can't. Anyway.
Speaker 2: Look, I'm not a big fan of the government. Thirty
Speaker 2: on thirty Road and he says, hello, worms, I just
Speaker 2: want to let you know, let you in on a conspiracy.
Speaker 2: The government won't let you name your children's slurs because
Speaker 2: doing so will cause the child to becoming more That's
Speaker 2: why Dick van Dyke is still up dancing circles around
Speaker 2: even those twenty years younger than him at ninety eight.
Speaker 2: This man is keeping us all down, and I'm tired
Speaker 2: of sitting in silence.
Speaker 1: Have a good one. I didn't consider that his name
Speaker 1: is various slurs. Yeah, Dick isn't a slur. I mean
Speaker 1: it could be dickhead. It's not a slur.
Speaker 2: It isn't I mean technical offense. I mean technically all
Speaker 2: they're all slurs.
Speaker 1: Technical. I think slurs come from because like you have
Speaker 1: to put the caveat like say, racial slur, this slur,
Speaker 1: it's a slur. Yeah, but I think a slur is
Speaker 1: just a denigrating remark. I thought that was really yues.
Speaker 1: So I guess slurring like some negative connotation pre connotation
Speaker 1: to be a slur.
Speaker 3: What do you because like say, you can call someone
Speaker 3: a Jew and it could be a slur, even though
Speaker 3: jew is not supposed to be a slur.
Speaker 1: Because oh my god, I'm telling you there's gonna be
Speaker 1: a compilations. No no, no, no, no, no no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I'm saying it's an defense. Whoa, I'm pro jew in
Speaker 1: this moment, in this one moment, this one moment, this
Speaker 1: one moment. Look look much, change my tune very soon,
Speaker 1: but in this very moment, it's like, I think that's
Speaker 1: a I get it. What's the war stops? I get it.
Speaker 1: I'm sure. I think. I think.
Speaker 2: I think slur is technically uh, it's a spectrum, you
Speaker 2: know what I mean. I think there are slurs that
Speaker 2: are not particularly offensive, and I think there are slurs
Speaker 2: that are on.
Speaker 1: Like the end.
Speaker 2: But I think because we only consider the deep end
Speaker 2: of those slurs offensive, those are just referred to as
Speaker 2: slurs more colloquially. But I think it's all a slur.
Speaker 1: Yeah, man, oh my god, Zero's call me again. What
Speaker 1: the fuck is that? What is going on? I've never
Speaker 1: been zeros, all zeros, all zeros.
Speaker 2: It's from a guy named scam likely scam likely, what
Speaker 2: a weirdness?
Speaker 1: What is this weird? Is that Scandinavian? Hopefully the leave
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Speaker 1: you hung up on me, but I want you to
Speaker 1: leave the gays. I got a bucket a bucket on Hello,
Speaker 1: Oh no, he's dead and gay.
Speaker 2: You got a phone call from Zero's dude and you
Speaker 2: answered it and answered yeah.
Speaker 1: But the crazy thing is he knows my name, so
Speaker 1: I don't know what the fuck this is.
Speaker 2: It's probably somebody letting you know your house is gone.
Speaker 1: I mean, if it's if it's important, they'll leave a
Speaker 1: fucking voicemail. That's crazy, he said. I mean you did.
Speaker 1: You did hang up on them twice to be fair,
Speaker 1: and I didn't say sorry, he's dead and gay Ie
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Speaker 1: uncle ho Dan my apen. This dick is flowing in
Speaker 1: the mass and ain't a stopping at me dicking up. No,
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Speaker 1: Ass trying to put as they try to put dick
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Speaker 1: ass that would dig, that would dick you my ass.
Speaker 1: You read no, you finished it. I'll take over. I'll
Speaker 1: take over afterwards. Oh my god, Jesus Christ. No regard
Speaker 1: for syllables at all. That's what makes it more fun.
Speaker 1: I'm not doing it for the art. I'm not here
Speaker 1: for that. Colt, what the fuck?
Speaker 2: Coltrane and Buddhaj in a Pacific grinch mech five ninety
Speaker 2: six hour energies in a row to unlock the gauging
Speaker 2: beating Jimmy Carter death in a pillow fight, Domo Nation
Speaker 2: Vaughan of the Dead, jobless bum, wasting twenty five dollars
Speaker 2: a month on this shit. I listened to that, I
Speaker 2: listened to that gay ship Ben Shapiro verse the other
Speaker 2: day or every day today. I learned meth was first
Speaker 2: discovered and created in Japan. Yet another amazing contribution they
Speaker 2: have made the American society. They have been an adderall indirectly.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. Oh yeah, right, yeah, because it is technically Yeah,
Speaker 1: I genuinely cannot tell if Kingston is anti Semitic or not.
Speaker 1: That's fucking point. Maybe that's why I want to be.
Speaker 1: I want to be at that place. Little he is profect.
Speaker 1: He hates Jews. Actually, that's crazy. Literally one of my
Speaker 1: best friends, of my clothes friends are he's one of
Speaker 1: good ones. Yeah yeah, of course, yeah. Well I have
Speaker 1: got friends too, yeah. Yeah. He's also not presenting to you.
Speaker 1: You know that's why uh je presenting is insane. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know. That's why say Yea Chaus was an old man. Actually, hell,
Speaker 1: this is like sixty, so it's crazy. In the in
Speaker 1: the dragon Ball GT series, he's fifty one. We want.
Speaker 2: I can't explain exactly why, but that is exactly the
Speaker 2: funniest days for him to be.
Speaker 1: Well, him being fifty one and not fifty is hilarious. Right,
Speaker 1: so right now about in dragon Ball, Right now in
Speaker 1: dragon Ball in the manga, we're currently right before the
Speaker 1: end of z like right currently with I can't even
Speaker 1: right before the end of Z. Yeah, so like you
Speaker 1: know when you see everything when now I going to
Speaker 1: the tournament, that's when they're flying and ship. That is
Speaker 1: where we are right now.
Speaker 2: In a series so stupid so or at the end
Speaker 2: of Z again yeah technically okay, so nothing's changed.
Speaker 1: Was that a whole lot? I got a whole lot
Speaker 1: of filling it in.
Speaker 3: This is the worst sci fi ever, Like it's so
Speaker 3: it's all this is crazy, it's magic bullshit.
Speaker 1: It's so bad, But like I love it so much.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'll be all right a die Dragon buff
Speaker 1: fan until Yeah, I don't need I don't need to
Speaker 1: make sense at all. I don't get absolutely it's genuinely
Speaker 1: literally hammering someone, literally hammering someone in the ass. Going
Speaker 1: to do hanis shit to loose.
Speaker 2: The Vatican Church's anime girl mascot Blair White conically banging
Speaker 2: me please, God's hottest fendboy, fucking straight men. I built
Speaker 2: my goon cave for swing Will Graham pissing in Hannibal's
Speaker 2: mouth and giving him a piss kink.
Speaker 1: Uh mm, don't do pink? What the fuck? What?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 1: Bender? Damn you?
Speaker 2: I really am looking at this and I'm so bewildered
Speaker 2: by the first one shout clit over you thanks for
Speaker 2: reading it outside of the micm dough penis go shout
Speaker 2: at a clit Homer, you cunt.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm getting it the Simpsons, but like, that's
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. Do penis maybe, but it's that's not
Speaker 1: it's d o U is in penis, So I think
Speaker 1: it's like don dope. I had to think so much
Speaker 1: to wrap my head. I don't know, man, that sucks. Also,
Speaker 1: what do you at least cum nut? I don't know cumnut.
Speaker 2: Death nwords be named James and only be one N word.
Speaker 1: I saw that meme a few days ago and I
Speaker 1: was like, what the fuck. It was a meme where
Speaker 1: it was fucking beerus saying after somebody, and I was like,
Speaker 1: what the fuck is James ends and assen It's plural
Speaker 1: and it's like one person? Is that what it is?
Speaker 1: I guess all right? I was like, what the fuck is?
Speaker 1: Do you think things are gonna get funnier or less funnier?
Speaker 1: An individual? James should be Jame, it should be I mean,
Speaker 1: it is weird that, yeah, my name is in Derek's
Speaker 1: yeah's that my name is in Chris. It should be cry,
Speaker 1: he'd be cry. We're going on.
Speaker 2: I've definitely been called that absolutely. Yeah, of course, Memphis,
Speaker 2: I've definitely thought. I've definitely thought about com epic butt
Speaker 2: battles of history.
Speaker 1: My dick versus your ass big meat eskateboard. It's it's
Speaker 1: literally just what guys getting fucked So he's fucking. It's
Speaker 1: the same fight every time. It's just this one poor
Speaker 1: asshole getting blown into something blown out, just fucking inside
Speaker 1: is turned out, dude. You hear the dude squealing. They
Speaker 1: don't show, they don't show right above his ass, showing
Speaker 1: the torso just big meat, the human taxidermy flashed flashlight
Speaker 1: and buildo business pop off, trust Me Andy, the man
Speaker 1: who's Andy's and ow st and forever Dandy? Who what who?
Speaker 1: We just hard r f K. Junior looks like a
Speaker 1: red and stimpy character. He does.
Speaker 2: He looks like that live action Like not the live action,
Speaker 2: but like that hyper detailed one where the guy wakes up.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I love that. Cliff is amazing.
Speaker 1: He wakes up so human.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like it's like a rotoscope when I find
Speaker 2: myself in times of trouble. Papa Gary comes in me,
Speaker 2: peeking in my erectum.
Speaker 1: I am gay, I am gay.
Speaker 2: Heath Smoker going off going. Uh, Heath Smoker going is
Speaker 2: off to Vegas gigs review slaves us a goon the
Speaker 2: goon goblin.
Speaker 1: Uh, you can actually do that. Yeah, but that went,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Jack, and novel would be insane. He come
Speaker 1: on the eyes of it and then win off your thing.
Speaker 1: You have to lay pipe in that ship man, No,
Speaker 1: absolutely not. You're gonna suffocating that. You know how hard
Speaker 1: is the breathing that thing?
Speaker 3: You lay on your fucking back, bro, and she does
Speaker 3: the work we're talking about.
Speaker 1: I'm not doing that. That's dude, Come on, that's I
Speaker 1: you are.
Speaker 2: I would never desecrate that helmet with that like that.
Speaker 1: That's enhancing the sexual experience.
Speaker 2: I'm not about to wear a green goblin helmet during set.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you're you're I thought I used to
Speaker 1: respect you, man, that's actually really I want that exact
Speaker 1: interaction to be clear. I'm not having sex and agreed
Speaker 1: to collar. I used to respect you. You have me?
Speaker 1: Why not? Well, first of all, it's relatively expensive. It's
Speaker 1: relatively expensive. I also feel like I've ever told you this,
Speaker 1: this theory of like I would do that, I would
Speaker 1: do I would do that.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I have. I don't know if
Speaker 2: I've actually talked about.
Speaker 1: You go, that's lore. Yeah I stopped. You said you
Speaker 1: weren't gonn fucking it, but like continue, Well I was
Speaker 1: gonna say.
Speaker 2: The reality is, my my family got in my head
Speaker 2: in a really weird way, not about this specific thing,
Speaker 2: but about you've seen how that thing opens, right, how
Speaker 2: it's like a mechanism. I remember going on the recline
Speaker 2: once and like pulling the recliner open, and I think
Speaker 2: my dad or like I can't remember who, they said,
Speaker 2: you know you've just used one use of that, and
Speaker 2: there's a finite uses. There's a finite number of uses
Speaker 2: of that lever. And they're right, Like I know that're right.
Speaker 2: That's what bothers me is that they're right. And so
Speaker 2: now I think, like every time I open and close
Speaker 2: that thing, that's like one use less and I can't
Speaker 2: there's something about that.
Speaker 1: But then when you don't do that, you just waste
Speaker 1: all those uses. So what's the point where you really
Speaker 1: I don't know what are those uses should be for sex?
Speaker 7: I think I wish I wish the camels out of
Speaker 7: When he said that, he looked like he looked you
Speaker 7: looked so stupid when he said that, like the ignorance
Speaker 7: poured through that was crazy.
Speaker 1: There's a there is a So the way that is
Speaker 1: drawn is how I imagine my face when I'm talking
Speaker 1: like that. Because his pupils are so small, I feel
Speaker 1: like he looks like a fucking moron.
Speaker 2: You straight up, you straight up look like a different
Speaker 2: person for like five seconds.
Speaker 1: I picture because like he can't. If you draw big
Speaker 1: eyes in the smallest pupils, they look insane and stupid,
Speaker 1: like it's it's impossible. So it's like it's like a
Speaker 1: Christmas character. Their eyes are just the people. What you
Speaker 1: should do is you do that? You come so hard,
Speaker 1: you pass how you slam that ship on her fucking back,
Speaker 1: and then you just wake up, bruiser. You leave a
Speaker 1: whole goblin faith on what if compromise? She wears it
Speaker 1: is that dope? When't that make it?
Speaker 5: It?
Speaker 1: Wouldn't you probably come way quicker. It's like he's like
Speaker 1: in the most euphoor he's ever been in his entire
Speaker 1: likes to have sex on it with heroin and an
Speaker 1: ecstasy out. I don't know. I think I feel I
Speaker 1: feel like I'm planning a seed. I'm gonna flip you.
Speaker 1: I feel like gonna do there was my give. I
Speaker 1: feel like some there's gonna be some woking hot broad
Speaker 1: that's gonna she's gonna listen to this, and she's gonna
Speaker 1: be like, I'm my good Chris to fuck me with
Speaker 1: that thing. God, Chris, and you just finished piping her down.
Speaker 1: She's like laying on the thing that you walk up
Speaker 1: to her and you dounk her head with the freaking
Speaker 1: things the roof. Yeah, it's just reversing the prophecy. Come on, dude,
Speaker 1: I think we're planning. This is all very funny. I
Speaker 1: think we're planning a seat right now. But I don't
Speaker 1: want to do this. This is not indeed, this is
Speaker 1: not enticing to planning sy He's gonna he's gonna he's
Speaker 1: a coward. At a certain point, you're gonna wake up
Speaker 1: that cow God speed uh bit you can do the
Speaker 1: whole thing where you're like you have the cover removed
Speaker 1: predicular about.
Speaker 2: I'm just so removed from sex at the moment in
Speaker 2: general that like, I can't even conceptualize this.
Speaker 1: Happy are you hurting me? I's gay? Why are you
Speaker 1: hurting me?
Speaker 3: I needed to get sexually active and put that thing on.
Speaker 2: I'm protecting my peace, June Goblin.
Speaker 1: Bro, that's a maturity that I don't respect. But like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I get it. I guess. Oh, my Gladiator mask is here,
Speaker 1: he ordered one frame to he got a mass I'm
Speaker 1: gonna get a mask too. No, I need no, he
Speaker 1: ordered at the beginning the beginning of the show. And
Speaker 1: then as soon as I saw it, she can't tell
Speaker 1: me not to get this. Goddamn it. I'm kidding you.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, I'm I have a I have a
Speaker 3: Gladiator song that I wrote, like I made two years ago.
Speaker 3: I'm finally gonna drop because that's stupid Gladiator two movies
Speaker 3: coming out, and I.
Speaker 1: Was like, I might as well. Yeah, isn't that terrible?
Speaker 1: Su Denzel is probably gonna be really good in it,
Speaker 1: but like, yeah, it also is so another movie that's
Speaker 1: so much of the previous movie.
Speaker 2: Was written by people who think Denzel is the president.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's crazy how we got Barack Obama to
Speaker 1: be I can't believe they got Bronco. Don't believe we
Speaker 1: got George Washington's greatest descendant could be in our moo.
Speaker 1: I mean that might be very true. I might have
Speaker 1: more footing than it should. Yeah, definitely.
Speaker 2: I heard that he retired from being presidents who could
Speaker 2: go hunt slaves. It's facts, I know if that's true now,
Speaker 2: but it's interesting it was originally wrotten in the written
Speaker 2: in the constitution that he just raced that part. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: he's he used white out the goon goblin. Sweeney be like,
Speaker 2: if I'm not mistaken and then.
Speaker 1: Is mistaken, that's amazing. That's why you say that, I guess,
Speaker 1: but like, you know, that's the point of that one. Whatever.
Speaker 2: That is a never mind whatever man. I hope you interested.
Speaker 2: Whatever man, have a merry Christmas. Uh Ricky Berwick will
Speaker 2: rape Sweeney in his sleep tonight.
Speaker 1: All right? Are you're forgetting he exists? Yeah? You wore
Speaker 1: not on necessary it anymore. That's why we're like, we're
Speaker 1: like diversion.
Speaker 2: I mean, people forget everything. Like I posted today, people.
Speaker 1: Are like, oh my god, Chris sho killed twice. In fairness,
Speaker 1: it's the first video I posted in like a year
Speaker 1: and like a month yeah, but you're like, hey, I'm
Speaker 1: on two podcasts. Yeah, we don't know that though. That's
Speaker 1: even though I tell them, I tell them it's in
Speaker 1: the descriptions. Uh whatever. Yeah, you gotta spell it out
Speaker 1: for them. Yeah, yeah, people people, If you tell somebody
Speaker 1: to find the bathroom in a room with only one door,
Speaker 1: they'll get lost somehow. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Actually, yeah, you're gonna walk them into. And it's not
Speaker 2: a it's not like a maze or anything. He's not
Speaker 2: like an empty esher bathroom.
Speaker 1: And he'll ship. He'll ship right on the fucking toilet,
Speaker 1: the top of a toilet seat, he'll ship right on it.
Speaker 1: Be like, what happen here on the top of the roof?
Speaker 1: What happened taking the ship? If you know the top
Speaker 1: of the roof, I get no inspectra of here. He
Speaker 1: jumps off and kills himself. I think that's exactly Actually,
Speaker 1: I think that's really what happened. Yeah, he's fucking lying,
Speaker 1: but j Len, Yeah, he's lying.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was actually sitting on a toilet seat and
Speaker 2: then he fell forty feet.
Speaker 1: He put a toilet seat on the edge of that
Speaker 1: fucking fucking sturdy forty feet. Yeah, he put a toilet
Speaker 1: on the edge of a fucking high rise building, took
Speaker 1: a ship and forgot. He couldn't stand. You know a
Speaker 1: lot of people telling me that I can't make feast
Speaker 1: he's up here, but I like to see them try
Speaker 1: to stop me get wipe, and that's he's one of those.
Speaker 1: He's one of those people that stands up to wipe.
Speaker 1: And then he just fucking humbled forward, pants around his ankles,
Speaker 1: flipping a little bit here, and he hits the floor
Speaker 1: so hard he's flat. He got his his face. He
Speaker 1: saw that ship he's and then the rest of the
Speaker 1: ship comes out. He's like, well, at least I'm not.
Speaker 2: He'sming, he's tumbling. He's tumbling through the air, and he's
Speaker 2: like you seeing this, I love I love that. All
Speaker 2: you have to do to do and impersonation is jay
Speaker 2: Leno is like pretend like your testicles are just hit
Speaker 2: and just ask people if if they're also seeing what
Speaker 2: you're seeing.
Speaker 1: Right, idea of jay Leno falling. You're walking down the street,
Speaker 1: you see it and you look up with j Leto
Speaker 1: right next to you. You're just like, he's like one
Speaker 1: of the few last words or to a stranger on
Speaker 1: the sidewalk. You're seeing this. He survives a little bit
Speaker 1: on the ground. He's like, he's breathing really heavy. So
Speaker 1: guy's like, are you okay? He was like, you heard him?
Speaker 1: My broken? He's trying. Have you heard my breath? Have
Speaker 1: you heard about this? And then he died and he
Speaker 1: tried twice. He had he had one two seconds and
Speaker 1: then he's cool down, came out, I'm gonna try one
Speaker 1: more time. You hear it sounds like it sounds like glass.
Speaker 1: There's blood gushing out of his mouth and he's still trying.
Speaker 1: Eyes are melty. His breathing sounds like when you back
Speaker 1: him up, a bunch of water out of his fucking head,
Speaker 1: and there's anyway. Get well soon, jaylen O, get well soon.
Speaker 1: I don't. Yeah, I don't. I don't like him. I
Speaker 1: don't like him. But at the same time, it's like,
Speaker 1: I don't know. There when I see.
Speaker 2: Somebody and they're old, I'm like, he fucked with Conan.
Speaker 2: I don't like him forever. That's fair, I I agree,
Speaker 2: But also I don't know. I feel bad for old people.
Speaker 2: There's something inherent in it for mean people, so weakness
Speaker 2: for that because I just grew up around like really
Speaker 2: good grandparents for.
Speaker 1: Sure, random old people, I feel bad for them. Yeah,
Speaker 1: But if I saw, like say Jay Leno in front
Speaker 1: of a bunch of cops and he fell over and
Speaker 1: his head exploded and was leaking blood, I would not
Speaker 1: feel bad. I think I would. I wouldn't. I would
Speaker 1: feel bad. I would chuckle, but I'd be like, that's
Speaker 1: still a human, but still chuckle. Though this come from
Speaker 1: it looks like somebody was dropping bottles of tomatoes and
Speaker 1: not to play us out, Jeremiah the you Can't handy
Speaker 1: and a band bops out on the floor, geriatric band
Speaker 1: comes out to Yeah. For me, it's like just let
Speaker 1: old people do.
Speaker 2: Like they got a tap dancer as like one of
Speaker 2: their band members, like that's an instrument.
Speaker 1: It makes me sad, but I just let old people go.
Speaker 1: Man Like. I don't know, man I personally right now
Speaker 1: I'm experiencing that, and I'm just like, just just go home.
Speaker 2: I mean, I've been cutting like every now and then
Speaker 2: when I'm in the credits, Derek stinks about food, and
Speaker 2: I always cut to him cut to meat. Now, I
Speaker 2: won't do it, Sweeney, uh heave Ricky Berwick, Okay, I
Speaker 2: read that already look up pesticide by p f L.
Speaker 1: I don't know who that is. Dicken. I guess I
Speaker 1: won't look it up. Dickenballs, Penis, Dicken, Dicken Balls, Dickenball's
Speaker 1: Penis time in the City, Dingling Kevin Durant's feet, Doctor
Speaker 1: Man Love, or how I learned to stop worrying and
Speaker 1: love the cock Cool? That's doctor Strange Love. Here you go,
Speaker 1: it's penis time. Carry on with the UK slender. This
Speaker 1: ship sucks here, mister pants. When I was cleaning out
Speaker 1: an abandoned apartment, HS, you gotta eat a morning man.
Speaker 1: That's the best way to survive. I don't do it either,
Speaker 1: I know, I I.
Speaker 2: Well, I got up early today. Well, dude, the other
Speaker 2: day the other day, I just couldn't sleep, and I
Speaker 2: was just like, fucking I'm gonna edit all night, and
Speaker 2: I popped an adderall like two am.
Speaker 1: That's a terrible idea. Well, I mean, like you got
Speaker 1: things done. But also I was also awake until like
Speaker 1: four thirty pm the next day.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but uh, I took a nap like and then
Speaker 2: I'm back into normal skeeps now. But I woke up
Speaker 2: pretty early today, Like I woke about like eight, and
Speaker 2: for some reason, I was just like I think I
Speaker 2: was just handling, like the video stuff, making sure like
Speaker 2: the you know, the tweet goes out, making sure that
Speaker 2: stuff is ready. And then by the time I thought
Speaker 2: to get food, like it was five minutes.
Speaker 1: Before we're recording. I was like, oh hmm, it'd be
Speaker 1: like that, dude, I didn't see very much last night.
Speaker 1: And then I'm a little tired, but I've kind of
Speaker 1: moved past the tire. I got text. I know, I
Speaker 1: know you didn't sleep because it was I think while
Speaker 1: I was prepping for bed or something, I get a
Speaker 1: fucking tweet for me or Instagram. I was like, this
Speaker 1: nigga is just like he's just watching bullshit. He's gonna
Speaker 1: be a all night yeah happens. I hate when that
Speaker 1: shit happens. I'm just up all night looking at function
Speaker 1: next to the little leagues, like Kingston, stop laughing so
Speaker 1: fucking loud, next to You're laughing while he's sleeping. When
Speaker 1: it's when it's really funny I started doing. They just
Speaker 1: be like, so I just stay in the living room
Speaker 1: because I know I'm gonna be bullshitting. I wish. I
Speaker 1: think it's like I'm gonna go a great for bed
Speaker 1: and then I'm laughing. Had a fucking dog. I'm not
Speaker 1: bring you got you gotta put your phone down. I do,
Speaker 1: I literally do, okay, mister pants. When I was cleaning
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Speaker 1: Gnomes are real. If I killed them all, the kill
Speaker 1: them one site jolly old dip chick, Alan wag too
Speaker 1: Alan woke, saggy pussy lips, alan OBUs, I can't believe. Yeah,
Speaker 1: a lot of the coverling is thicker than the water
Speaker 1: of the womb. Every mosquito is every mosquito, this face,
Speaker 1: every mistus guito, this phrase, everyone misquotes. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I'm that dislikes Holy ship misquotes.
Speaker 2: Was mosquito. That's how this I was like what the
Speaker 2: fun I can see it in my head. How you
Speaker 2: how that manifest?
Speaker 1: What the fuck? The next time? Death battle? What this is?
Speaker 1: Actually Kessington versus the Bronx Jack Jack Now that I
Speaker 1: think jack Off Johnson is a simple as simple as
Speaker 1: a multiple holes. Ain't no bitches as thick as my
Speaker 1: bubble booty bros. Uh for the dix Off, I guess
Speaker 1: crucible d worm. Child Su doesn't have a wife. Sweeney's
Speaker 1: a tard. He got married to a little vampire girl.
Speaker 1: I'm actually right about that. I know this. I watch
Speaker 1: episode like two days ago. What are you talking about?
Speaker 1: He was supposed to get married to a little what
Speaker 1: what are we talking about? Child Su? So child sut
Speaker 1: could be wrong. He was supposed to get married to
Speaker 1: a little Chinese girl, but he had a planned isn't
Speaker 1: he sixty? She was a little vampire? Well she was.
Speaker 1: It's like one of those a thousand. It's all right,
Speaker 1: But I guess sure rise against you for straight man
Speaker 1: Smitchy the kids. It's literally the same thing as child
Speaker 1: Su because he looks like a baby. I mean, for
Speaker 1: child suiting that predicament, I guess it's it's basically the
Speaker 1: same thing it's more fine than anyone else could probably
Speaker 1: haven't been. Yeah, I'll say like that. But also if
Speaker 1: you if you're attracted to a thousand old dragons Liken
Speaker 1: eight year old as you get drowned. Uh so smitchy
Speaker 1: the kids, it's an absurd how superb? The turd in
Speaker 1: my burger is? Uh? She pipp it on my pippa
Speaker 1: clipped the wrong way? Wait, click the wrong button and
Speaker 1: uh sub down A's here. I'm back, Sweeney showers and sneakers.
Speaker 1: Sweeney flaws with what Sweeney flaws with his own piss.
Speaker 1: That's true. Now you can't. I can't deny that. That's
Speaker 1: so mean. I'm just here so I don't get killed.
Speaker 1: Bridge will come in to be like, what's all this? Then,
Speaker 1: star coffee? I'm white, but my dad left after going
Speaker 1: to prison twice. Can I say it? Uh? Depends on
Speaker 1: context clues, man, figure where you're at. Chris was right,
Speaker 1: American dad is pretty funny. Rogers not as annoying as
Speaker 1: as you said in my opinion, transferm gremlin you how
Speaker 1: can Swen be a nurse if he can't read? Be
Speaker 1: surprised you're gonna kill a bunch of people? Yea bro,
Speaker 1: I just won't just will make sure, like I'll look
Speaker 1: at four words and I'm like this right it? People
Speaker 1: were dying there anyway. What's up? Man? We need less
Speaker 1: people here anyway, Brock resources and ship like twice the
Speaker 1: amount of medicine is supposed to give him with full
Speaker 1: of fucking bubbles in it. And dude, he's just fucking
Speaker 1: injecting straight into people's heart. He's just fucking You're gonna
Speaker 1: be a minute, Tom Sweeney, do would you dealing out heartfelt,
Speaker 1: insightful life advice? Then laughing like a dolphin when a
Speaker 1: guy falls out a window and dies. That gotta be
Speaker 1: of me, Bro, I'm a full fledged human man. The
Speaker 1: Canadian he turned into a dolphin hit the floor. Dude,
Speaker 1: I'm show you. I have to find that video. It's
Speaker 1: really fucking sad. The Canadian. The easiest way to throw
Speaker 1: all the starting podcast is saying no, it's a boy,
Speaker 1: Shawn a d Serbs Agent two sixty seven. A swing
Speaker 1: kind of looks like a bacteria. What the fuck does
Speaker 1: that mean? My guy? What does that mean? What does
Speaker 1: that mean? Bro? I like a human being? Fuck? Man? Uh?
Speaker 1: That Roorshack scene in prison where from the Watchman. But
Speaker 1: it's but it's.
Speaker 5: Boiling come that is so fucking distaste. That is I
Speaker 5: love that pot of boiling color. They're boiling in the prison.
Speaker 1: Do you think you'd hear screamed the glass and then
Speaker 1: grab guy and it's just dude, the scream that dude
Speaker 1: makes is hilarious. Man, it's funny.
Speaker 5: What is that?
Speaker 10: It's fucking freaking like and the and the Watchman Live
Speaker 10: action movie. Oh, he throws the oil on that dude.
Speaker 10: But the scream he makes when he does it, it's
Speaker 10: perfect because they really did it to that. It seems
Speaker 10: I swear sometimes in movies they get things so accurate.
Speaker 10: I'm like, did they just really they really burned that?
Speaker 1: That movie is really cool? That's like a really it's
Speaker 1: it's unfortunately it's it's fucking Snyder, and Snyder's a edge lord,
Speaker 1: and he just fucking misses the point of stuff a lot.
Speaker 1: Even though Watchman is a very edgy thing in general,
Speaker 1: is kind of the point of it that I'm not doing.
Speaker 1: I think I think it was. I think it was
Speaker 1: great other than just how old, you know, he's just
Speaker 1: trying to ground it and there was no like Cthulhu
Speaker 1: monster in the be end. You know. That's me as
Speaker 1: a just a dumb as yeah, you know, but like
Speaker 1: to me as far as what it was, what it did,
Speaker 1: I understood everything. I think the scene watching on with
Speaker 1: Pedophile was one of the best scenes of a comic.
Speaker 4: Well.
Speaker 1: I actually I quote that ship all the time where
Speaker 1: I go fucking because he's like, oh, you caught me,
Speaker 1: Take me to jail, and he kills the shid of
Speaker 1: him and then he says, men go to jail, dogs
Speaker 1: get put down, and I'm like, m I think him
Speaker 1: like looking at it and like fucking like, well, actually
Speaker 1: he's like, what the all dogs to heaven? Idiot? Human? Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then you see a soul just to sit there
Speaker 1: do it there too. That's I love. That's such a
Speaker 1: good scene, man, I I really that seems amazing. It's
Speaker 1: it's it. I think that movie. Look, man, I feel
Speaker 1: like sometimes people need to go back because not not
Speaker 1: Angley's fucking Hulk, because something I saw a retrospective on that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's relax, like shut the funk up, dude. But
Speaker 2: I just hated those transitions, man, they were so distracted.
Speaker 1: It was like when he pays a dog in a dick.
Speaker 1: I think that scene is fucking hilarious. Crazy.
Speaker 3: I didn't notice that until people started posting that clip online.
Speaker 1: I've seen that movie a few times. I don't I
Speaker 1: never noticed it. I guess I wasn't paying attention, But like,
Speaker 1: that movie sucks because my brain is like, why would
Speaker 1: he punch? I was just like, what is happening? Coachs retarded,
Speaker 1: like he's the the way he wrote him, like he's
Speaker 1: a bumbling retort. We need. Jayleen was hulk, Yeah ship Jayen.
Speaker 1: I like him dying too. I think it's still funny
Speaker 1: seeing him dial starts. He starts getting small in parts.
Speaker 1: He let yeah you hear about somebody get me a shot.
Speaker 1: That's a blow my birds out? Alright? Three XO hot
Speaker 1: boxing and uber ride with farts until the driver rolls
Speaker 1: down the windows. Sorry, I ate Kimchi. That's so you're
Speaker 1: the dickhead of that. Oh my god.
Speaker 2: He should be legally allowed to reach back around and
Speaker 2: finger your eyes until you die, Shared Brown.
Speaker 1: He's gonna fuck your mom, make your dad trance, and
Speaker 1: eat your pets. That's real surp and stroking, smoking joking.
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Speaker 1: like the civil situation is crazy. The onion fucking wait
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Speaker 1: That's not a joke. It's looking up as real. That's crazy.
Speaker 1: Fucking huge. Man want to blow me, I beat off suck,
Speaker 1: suck his penis, just to show him I'm gay. I'll
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Speaker 1: Swing built like a spider stream, built like spider versus
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Speaker 1: me at last one human size of sixteen and sixty
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Speaker 1: That's just looks fucking perfect. You gotta smudge on it now.
Speaker 1: It looks like you. Sick. Fuck it looks like you. Godspeed, Godspeed.
Speaker 1: I so wanted to say it too, I so wanted
Speaker 1: to say was say the miles, godspeedro man that god speed.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say it, yeah, god Speed, I'm gonna bleep
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Speaker 1: but gods me, no say inward man, oh man, never mind.
Speaker 1: I wasna that I was. I think that's funnier. That
Speaker 1: is funnier, but locked in that's what gets him killed
Speaker 1: because he's so thrown off the fact that he stops moving,
Speaker 1: and he's like, that's what happens. And Peter's like, bro,
Speaker 1: why did you say that? He's like, I didn't. I
Speaker 1: thought he would die. I thought he was gonna die
Speaker 1: and then no, no, I I was gonna I got scared.
Speaker 1: I thought I was gonna get killed and then nobody
Speaker 1: would know anything. But now I'm alive, and I was
Speaker 1: hoping i'd die. In fact, I don't want to. I
Speaker 1: don't want to be here anymore. Don't mind me. I'm
Speaker 1: just relaxing.
Speaker 3: That's cool, Gobby, all right, here we go, Gobby, this
Speaker 3: one's for you.
Speaker 1: The fact that that is the fucking mass they chose
Speaker 1: for Green Goblin is still so fucking insane, Like, I
Speaker 1: think that's such a crazy that's a power ranger. It's
Speaker 1: definitely definitely. They were like, let's use this. I love it.
Speaker 1: I love it, dude, finish fantash. He went right in
Speaker 1: the afterwards, got some shoves I got some sloppiest top
Speaker 1: you some you're gay. He was flying. He was like,
Speaker 1: dicks out. That's Green Party, the Green Party. You know,
Speaker 1: I'd vote for Joe Syne if I could. That fucking snakes.
Speaker 1: I haven't, and it's so gay, but I like flying
Speaker 1: around at it, throwing bombs and little people on the street.
Speaker 1: I vote for Joe sign and wait, if I was voting,
Speaker 1: I vote for Joe. I love you so much. Green
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Speaker 1: the hole I wanted to live inside. I love you
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Speaker 11: All right, White Slave five eighty three. But pity bros.
Speaker 11: Report as that said a relations chap, baby play house.
Speaker 1: You could never have a podcast that's like he went
Speaker 1: on Joe Rogan's for hours, and I'm like, who listened
Speaker 1: to this happening like the entire time, like so fast?
Speaker 1: That looks like he's not moving right down. He's doing
Speaker 1: the conda for everything, don Donkerson, here's a good question.
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Speaker 1: whatever you do, do not give me a piece peope.
Speaker 1: Some times when I wipe, it feels like I'm getting
Speaker 1: gum out of the hair with a napkin.
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Speaker 3: completion points.
Speaker 1: Oh. Also here when you go to spin them in
Speaker 1: the menu reads trade CP yo. It's crazy. There's a
Speaker 1: lot of it because no one understands that except for
Speaker 1: fucking people with internet break. I feel like it's no like,
Speaker 1: I feel like these people do understand and it's funny
Speaker 1: that they can get away with.
Speaker 2: It, Yeah, because someone must bring it up and then
Speaker 2: there and then somebody else is probably like, they're not
Speaker 2: going to.
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Speaker 1: I through sixty O scope JFK. Don't fuck with my
Speaker 1: great uncle Robert. Yeah, that was him going to super
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Speaker 2: He's powering up his throat hooles closing the actually hurt.
Speaker 1: I was like shaking so hard. I've never seen so
Speaker 1: much power. It feels like about the wrip apart and
Speaker 1: he fucking collects all the floride. Unbelievable. That sounded really good.
Speaker 1: That was not That was way better than I thought
Speaker 1: it was going to And I can't replicate it. I
Speaker 1: want to. I want to get really jacked so I
Speaker 1: could do the fucking picture him point at himself, and
Speaker 1: then do another picture of me on the ground with
Speaker 1: my arm.
Speaker 5: Bro.
Speaker 2: It's a terrible motivation for being healthy, but like absolutely
Speaker 2: taking whatever, hell dude, whatever, I guess.
Speaker 1: Okay, Marks eighteen eighty nine.
Speaker 3: I said Verily before I put in put it in
Speaker 3: my girl and she turned around and hit me.
Speaker 1: So I believe that that's a real said he take
Speaker 1: a very I didn't think Verily was that stand out
Speaker 1: of the thing, but like it was. In a lot
Speaker 1: of comments, people are like you should put that on
Speaker 1: his shirt, like maybe, oh, actually yeah, why would we
Speaker 1: do it? I don't remember. I don't remember. I was
Speaker 1: Chris kept. Chris kept kept going to places and going
Speaker 1: to bathrooms and getting sexually assaulted, and the guy would
Speaker 1: come and say verily, and it's that's why it started.
Speaker 1: But it was like there was a reason why it
Speaker 1: was barely though. Yeah, I think it was like no
Speaker 1: good reason. It was just like very started off it. Actually,
Speaker 1: I think it was grounded in some were barely would
Speaker 1: say that for some reason. It was something about Norwegians,
Speaker 1: like a rent fair or something was that was like times.
Speaker 1: He was like going to ren fairs, did you It
Speaker 1: was like medieval times and rent fair. Yeah. And then
Speaker 1: I go to the bathroom and then somebody goes and
Speaker 1: then so it's just be verrely in some fucking like
Speaker 1: medieval guy like steading. No.
Speaker 2: I like the idea of just very like we'll find
Speaker 2: we'll figure it out if people if enough people thought
Speaker 2: that was a terrified picture of you, and this says
Speaker 2: very It's it's the word verily and like like almost
Speaker 2: like feminine script. And then I crying, and then I think.
Speaker 1: I should be Chris would like verrely over him. Just
Speaker 1: let's see, okay. Uh.
Speaker 3: The first starts to keep David first time subscriber, first
Speaker 3: time question, ask her, wot's go that's not true because
Speaker 3: you first keep diaving you've been there for a long time. Chris,
Speaker 3: please cover American Idiot. I'll donate one hundred dollars to
Speaker 3: be if you. If you cover American Idiot, Look, you
Speaker 3: give us, well, I don't know if he'll do it.
Speaker 3: You give us one hundred dollars. I'll tell him to
Speaker 3: do it, and we'll see.
Speaker 1: If he actually does. Uh can I do it? I
Speaker 1: could probably do American Idiot. I never thought to do it.
Speaker 1: I don't know, like that's like one of Honestly, I
Speaker 1: I'm probably one of my least favorite songs by them,
Speaker 1: to be honest, it's uh, yeah, it's very it's it's
Speaker 1: I think I've just heard it too many times. Maybe
Speaker 1: I like a lot of What about what about holiday?
Speaker 1: A holiday? I like holiday? So rules Yeah I could
Speaker 1: do holiday. Yeah, well he did ask it. We're negotiating.
Speaker 1: He's not even here.
Speaker 3: Yeah, if you accept holiday, I'll even I'll write the drums.
Speaker 1: I could yeah, whatever.
Speaker 2: If I'm doing music right now. Kind of but it's
Speaker 2: like I kind of forgot. I've been working on video
Speaker 2: stuff and and kind of taking a back seat. But
Speaker 2: maybe I don't know if if, if the mood strikes
Speaker 2: to do American idiot, I might do.
Speaker 1: Yeah, late Robert, I think.
Speaker 3: An entire Instagram dedicated to r O kg.
Speaker 1: Is kind of fire. That's a great idea. That's actually
Speaker 1: would blow the funk up. I'm having trouble sucking meat. Okay,
Speaker 1: hold on, let me we should do that. That's not
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Speaker 1: I'm going backwards wide while it's inside. Guys, my I'm
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Speaker 1: That is incredible. That is psychosis. Trade it turns of
Speaker 1: that psychosis right there? Oh my god, what the fuck?
Speaker 1: What are you doing? What happened? Well? Where's everybody? Where's
Speaker 1: the play? It's crashing into the building. Everybody? Sorry, what
Speaker 1: the who's this bearded guy?
Speaker 5: What the is?
Speaker 1: American experts they're frightened. I feel like a boom right now. Man,
Speaker 1: This thing is like let me, yeah, go ahead, somebody
Speaker 1: like I can't get it to move anymore. I think
Speaker 1: I just need to reload. What do you mean? What
Speaker 1: like that? Oh I'm trying to use thee I'm trying
Speaker 1: to use the pad. Oh yeah, no, just use this.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just like it's there, so by default, this
Speaker 3: is the laptop.
Speaker 1: That's why. God, I wasn't even thinking about I could
Speaker 1: touch it. That's crazy. You are a boomer that sometimes
Speaker 1: I am something. Ever, dude, I'm that was kind of
Speaker 1: That's gonna happen to us all soon. Man, we gotta
Speaker 1: get ready for it. We're talking about we're just gonna
Speaker 1: we're gonna become old and we're going to be just
Speaker 1: not in touch of the world anymore. I don't care.
Speaker 1: I'm already not in touch. I'm already. Who the fucking
Speaker 1: that he is. We're gonna like, dog's gonna be able
Speaker 1: to vote when they're gonna be like, well, I guess
Speaker 1: you know, like yeah whatever, I don't know he does.
Speaker 1: Who cares. Imagine a day that you can't own a
Speaker 1: dog anymore. As there people that's gonna be crazy because
Speaker 1: they've been we won't. We won't see that, I hope not.
Speaker 1: Uh something's wrong, let me just do it. No, like
Speaker 1: it's not this is the last page, but it's not
Speaker 1: like look at it. Look it's not it's stuff that's
Speaker 1: already been said, and I'm not sure what the fuck happened.
Speaker 1: I don't understand. It's stuff that it's already go go
Speaker 1: to the go to the inn, for example. Yeah, aking
Speaker 1: a haphazard Oh weird. Yeah, maybe finally left No, because
Speaker 1: like it's not even what It's not even what I
Speaker 1: started off with, because I was started trying to figure
Speaker 1: out like where I left off, and I'm like, wait
Speaker 1: a minute, what the fuck happened? I think uh, I
Speaker 1: literally boomed it like an old man and just fucking
Speaker 1: the filters are probably all fucked over the what happened?
Speaker 1: I get it wrong too, So no, it's it's fine.
Speaker 1: It's just not it's not it must be in a
Speaker 1: it's not a page. It was stuck on page two,
Speaker 1: but it glitched. I guess, Oh, is that what happened? Yeah,
Speaker 1: already here, I'll just do it. How dare you?
Speaker 2: Wage slave? Wage slave? Five eighty three, Oh, reshingle the roof.
Speaker 1: The toppler of the idea of throwing your ass over
Speaker 1: your head and then you start moving fast, all right?
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Speaker 2: from Peep's playhouse.
Speaker 1: Don Doncerson, here's a good question. Bye, and that's it.
Speaker 1: Or you would be a good cut and come bounce
Speaker 1: and be talking back into pepo u. Huh No, I
Speaker 1: left off at the verily one. I think, oh, I
Speaker 1: don't know, you have to there's a barely one on. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it will be the next one.
Speaker 2: I think Gage six DJ whatever you do, do not
Speaker 2: give me a beat, pep. Sometimes I wipe and that
Speaker 2: it feels like getting gum out of my hair with
Speaker 2: a napkin in the Yukuza series. Okay, wait there was
Speaker 2: a vet oh verily, I see. Yeah, the first Church
Speaker 2: of Keith David. First time subscriber, first time question asker, Chris,
Speaker 2: please cover American idiot.
Speaker 1: That's where we left off.
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Speaker 2: tickle my ass hairs, Pearl jam Jeremy's busting on my face. Nice,
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Oh it's nicky ziggy. What happened to
Speaker 2: Paul Joseph Watson? Did he die or finally come out
Speaker 2: of the closet?
Speaker 1: I don't know. It's a good question.
Speaker 2: He became a he just became his hands. They finally
Speaker 2: usurped the rest of the giant hands. Now, yeah, he's
Speaker 2: just a pair of He looks like Masterhand. He's Masterman
Speaker 2: from Smash Yeah, okay, alright, fair enough, preheated toast, Sorry,
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Speaker 1: let's get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 2: Alright, bye bye, everybody. Have a happy Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1: I think God speed every bad day as