WEBVTT 1 00:00:06.360 --> 00:00:12.000 Where it is on on, on, on on. We welcome 2 00:00:12.119 --> 00:00:14.759 to the Cecio pre show for episode four seventy eight. 3 00:00:14.800 --> 00:00:16.440 We just looked for seventy eight. 4 00:00:16.679 --> 00:00:20.519 Yes, holy shit, yes, one more from last week if 5 00:00:20.559 --> 00:00:21.960 you could count. 6 00:00:22.120 --> 00:00:23.920 Well, not my strong. 7 00:00:23.640 --> 00:00:28.399 Suit having a huge member his strong suit, very. 8 00:00:28.359 --> 00:00:29.559 Much my strong suit. Yes. 9 00:00:31.199 --> 00:00:33.960 Wow, we're here and we're brought to you by the 10 00:00:34.000 --> 00:00:38.240 wonderful patrons at patreon dot com slash cecial broadcast probably 11 00:00:38.280 --> 00:00:39.560 with huge members. 12 00:00:39.159 --> 00:00:40.920 Too, whether they like it or not. 13 00:00:41.719 --> 00:00:43.079 Yeah, some people aren't into that. 14 00:00:43.240 --> 00:00:45.200 I guess okay, we're here. 15 00:00:45.520 --> 00:00:46.079 I've heard that. 16 00:00:47.039 --> 00:00:50.520 I have you know what mean produce Sagary, We wouldn't know. 17 00:00:51.679 --> 00:00:54.119 I've only ever had one instance where it's like it's 18 00:00:54.200 --> 00:00:56.640 not gonna fit, and I was like what. 19 00:00:57.320 --> 00:01:01.119 Uncle Brando the long way? 20 00:01:01.520 --> 00:01:02.920 Why didn't like it? 21 00:01:02.960 --> 00:01:03.039 Was? 22 00:01:03.320 --> 00:01:06.959 It was a strange situation because like, sorry, if this 23 00:01:07.000 --> 00:01:11.400 is TM I, but like, what do you do at 24 00:01:11.400 --> 00:01:11.879 that point? 25 00:01:11.920 --> 00:01:13.840 It's like, well, yeah, it's not gonna fit? 26 00:01:14.040 --> 00:01:16.879 Well did you put it somewhere else? 27 00:01:16.920 --> 00:01:20.480 Like do you want to try still? Now I don't 28 00:01:20.480 --> 00:01:21.200 think it's gonna fit. 29 00:01:21.719 --> 00:01:22.280 Did you like? 30 00:01:23.280 --> 00:01:28.239 I mean, thanks, but also thanks ude, but well it's 31 00:01:28.239 --> 00:01:29.239 a nice compliment. 32 00:01:30.120 --> 00:01:32.680 I suppose right, then then you don't get. 33 00:01:32.480 --> 00:01:34.519 To well yeah, but then exactly right, because then you're 34 00:01:34.519 --> 00:01:36.519 in this situation where it's like, well, okay, I mean. 35 00:01:38.640 --> 00:01:41.560 I can think of other things to do, like, oh, 36 00:01:41.599 --> 00:01:44.519 for sure there's other put it in between two books, 37 00:01:44.879 --> 00:01:48.359 like in the arm pit, yeah, or close it in 38 00:01:48.400 --> 00:01:51.480 the fridge door, so you get like the magnetic strip 39 00:01:51.519 --> 00:01:54.480 and like the little padded strip, and then it's really cold. 40 00:01:56.879 --> 00:02:00.719 I kind of like what you said better, what about 41 00:02:00.719 --> 00:02:04.840 the leg pit, like the part behind the knee. Maybe 42 00:02:05.000 --> 00:02:07.519 very tenderness back there, though if they flex, they could 43 00:02:07.599 --> 00:02:08.240 like kink it. 44 00:02:08.639 --> 00:02:11.080 I don't want that. Yeah, kink shaming in the nation. 45 00:02:11.199 --> 00:02:12.719 I would shame that kink. 46 00:02:13.599 --> 00:02:16.599 I would But anyways, a very strange situation or how 47 00:02:16.599 --> 00:02:18.120 do I get out of that? I didn't get out 48 00:02:18.120 --> 00:02:18.319 of it. 49 00:02:18.319 --> 00:02:20.800 It was just like you certainly didn't get into it exactly, 50 00:02:20.879 --> 00:02:22.319 so like what did I do in that situation? 51 00:02:22.400 --> 00:02:26.719 It's like you're already out. You just walk away. Producer 52 00:02:26.759 --> 00:02:30.400 Gary finding equipment around the studio for us as. 53 00:02:30.120 --> 00:02:31.879 We are recording the show. 54 00:02:31.879 --> 00:02:36.039 Anyway, enough about weird Weird sex Talk with Brando. We 55 00:02:36.120 --> 00:02:38.360 wanted to pick up from where we left off last week. 56 00:02:38.680 --> 00:02:40.759 Because we were in a time crunch, we had to 57 00:02:40.840 --> 00:02:43.039 end our show early. Yeah, the live show, your show 58 00:02:43.120 --> 00:02:49.240 every weekday, weekday, four to five, Saskatchewan time. 59 00:02:49.319 --> 00:02:50.439 That would be Central time. 60 00:02:50.680 --> 00:02:53.000 Yes, So if you want to check that out your. 61 00:02:53.280 --> 00:02:55.599 If you if you want to see producer Gary's face. 62 00:02:56.039 --> 00:02:59.719 Yeah weird. Sometimes I'm on there too, Oh weird. 63 00:03:00.479 --> 00:03:04.800 I know. Right. We have uh sort of four or 64 00:03:04.919 --> 00:03:08.479 five legendary creatures remaining that I think we owe the 65 00:03:08.560 --> 00:03:12.039 time of day too because they are good or like 66 00:03:12.319 --> 00:03:16.520 in Timet, Noctomun's Will is the leader of one of 67 00:03:16.560 --> 00:03:20.680 the pre cons, which is really really frickin good. Everybody 68 00:03:20.719 --> 00:03:23.000 I've talked to is like, man, that pre con either 69 00:03:23.360 --> 00:03:26.639 looks sick or they've played with the two commanders or 70 00:03:26.680 --> 00:03:29.039 they've like proxied out the pre con and is like. 71 00:03:29.199 --> 00:03:32.000 Yeah, man, rips like it's real good. 72 00:03:32.240 --> 00:03:36.680 Could be theoretically could be one of the best pre cons. 73 00:03:37.319 --> 00:03:41.719 Uh maybe top five ever, Wow, yeah, I praise it 74 00:03:41.759 --> 00:03:44.759 looks really good. And we talked about him real quick, 75 00:03:44.840 --> 00:03:49.479 like four to four for Black, Blue, White two, Zombie Wizard, 76 00:03:49.719 --> 00:03:52.199 both relevant creature types. I'm sure we said that last week. 77 00:03:52.560 --> 00:03:57.240 Vigilance and Menace two fantastic attacking abilities. Whenever you attack, 78 00:03:57.439 --> 00:04:00.000 you know with your commander that's got menace and vigilance. 79 00:04:01.120 --> 00:04:02.879 You draw card than discard a card. 80 00:04:02.719 --> 00:04:03.319 It's pretty good. 81 00:04:03.319 --> 00:04:05.360 You discard a creature card and pay two with the 82 00:04:05.479 --> 00:04:07.039 with the other commander, and you make a four to 83 00:04:07.120 --> 00:04:08.319 four version of that creature. 84 00:04:08.439 --> 00:04:08.919 Pretty good. 85 00:04:08.919 --> 00:04:11.599 And whenever you draw a card zombies you control get 86 00:04:11.599 --> 00:04:14.919 plus one plus one and and a turn. So basically 87 00:04:14.960 --> 00:04:19.000 your blue draw X spells just turn into crater hoof behemoths. 88 00:04:19.079 --> 00:04:19.800 It's pretty good. 89 00:04:20.519 --> 00:04:23.120 Oh my god, And just think like that's super good. 90 00:04:23.240 --> 00:04:25.319 And it's not even it's not even close to as 91 00:04:25.360 --> 00:04:27.480 good as the other commander in that box. 92 00:04:27.759 --> 00:04:29.639 It's crazy man alive. 93 00:04:29.759 --> 00:04:30.839 That's a good one. 94 00:04:30.879 --> 00:04:33.680 I think I would play this one though. Yeah. I 95 00:04:34.040 --> 00:04:37.759 love the instant speed X draw spells with my untapped 96 00:04:37.800 --> 00:04:40.879 zombies and it's like, okay, you're you got like one 97 00:04:40.879 --> 00:04:42.959 on tap guy, I swing with my commander, try and 98 00:04:43.000 --> 00:04:47.079 vulture on you out. In response, I'll play Blue Rainstorm, 99 00:04:47.319 --> 00:04:52.720 Blue sun Zen. My guys are twelve twelve. That's so good. 100 00:04:53.199 --> 00:04:56.800 And the other the other side is like Grave Titan, 101 00:04:57.160 --> 00:04:59.839 make two guys attack for ten or whatever plus my 102 00:04:59.879 --> 00:05:03.800 ca man fourteen Blue sun Zenith after no blocks or 103 00:05:03.800 --> 00:05:04.560 declared die. 104 00:05:04.959 --> 00:05:08.079 Yeah, oh my god, so good. 105 00:05:08.480 --> 00:05:10.639 And you you got black for tutors, so you just 106 00:05:10.720 --> 00:05:12.800 search for blue sun Zenith again because it goes into 107 00:05:12.800 --> 00:05:13.680 your fricking. 108 00:05:14.120 --> 00:05:17.000 There's no escaping, escaping. That's a very good card. 109 00:05:17.160 --> 00:05:22.199 Yeah, so I like that guy. I have more thoughts 110 00:05:22.240 --> 00:05:24.480 for tomorrow when we talk. When we I guess we're 111 00:05:24.480 --> 00:05:25.639 gonna finish up Ether Drift. 112 00:05:25.920 --> 00:05:27.560 Yeah, we're gonna give some Man. 113 00:05:27.680 --> 00:05:29.920 I'm so glad that you're excited for this set because 114 00:05:29.959 --> 00:05:31.839 I was looking through them for like the whole morning 115 00:05:31.839 --> 00:05:32.759 fan like just going. 116 00:05:32.639 --> 00:05:33.759 And reading every card. 117 00:05:34.920 --> 00:05:40.839 This set sucks for me. This it's terrible. It's really bad. 118 00:05:41.120 --> 00:05:44.639 Well for me, I'll tell you something. I only have 119 00:05:44.839 --> 00:05:47.759 like one or two, maybe three cards I actually want 120 00:05:47.759 --> 00:05:49.680 to talk about and say, hey, I'm gonna put this 121 00:05:49.759 --> 00:05:51.279 in a deck. I'm gonna put this in a deck 122 00:05:52.000 --> 00:05:56.800 because I have so many other thoughts and feelings, emotions, 123 00:05:56.839 --> 00:06:00.639 hopes and dreams about all of the different art treatments 124 00:06:00.680 --> 00:06:05.160 and collector additions and the product that I actually like 125 00:06:05.920 --> 00:06:09.000 am getting in the mail from Fusion, Like I want 126 00:06:09.000 --> 00:06:11.959 to talk more about that because anybody can anybody can 127 00:06:12.000 --> 00:06:17.959 tune into any frickin' review that any Commander podcast does. Yeah, 128 00:06:17.319 --> 00:06:20.759 and hear about what the most powerful cards in the 129 00:06:20.800 --> 00:06:23.680 set are. But I don't know. I think if if, 130 00:06:23.839 --> 00:06:26.240 if we want to be like unique interesting in us, 131 00:06:26.279 --> 00:06:29.439 we put some of what we like about it into 132 00:06:29.439 --> 00:06:32.240 our content, like oh shit, well, and that's why I 133 00:06:32.240 --> 00:06:36.120 want to talk with you about this is my foot, 134 00:06:36.279 --> 00:06:40.639 this is a gun, right. No, I want to talk 135 00:06:40.639 --> 00:06:43.279 to you about like opening up the packs because you're 136 00:06:43.279 --> 00:06:45.959 going to do a Brando's box opening with my boss. Oh, 137 00:06:46.040 --> 00:06:47.800 and you're going to be excited about the ship that 138 00:06:47.839 --> 00:06:50.199 you open even though it's mine. That's true, And that's 139 00:06:50.199 --> 00:06:53.759 exciting for me because I think I like watching people 140 00:06:53.839 --> 00:06:58.240 open packs more than I like opening packs. Yeah, it's 141 00:06:58.319 --> 00:06:59.959 kind of don't kink shaming in the nation. 142 00:07:00.120 --> 00:07:02.000 Oh, you're right, you're right. When you're right, you're right. 143 00:07:02.680 --> 00:07:03.759 That's so. 144 00:07:04.360 --> 00:07:06.279 I don't know. I'm just excited for the set and 145 00:07:06.360 --> 00:07:09.240 what I could get, and I'm excited to get let 146 00:07:09.279 --> 00:07:12.600 down and get pounded like I'm I'm excited for everything. 147 00:07:12.839 --> 00:07:15.399 And when you get a product that you like, it 148 00:07:15.480 --> 00:07:18.279 doesn't even matter if the product's good. Right, That's that 149 00:07:18.360 --> 00:07:22.399 is very true that like it and I got my 150 00:07:22.519 --> 00:07:24.040 cake and could eat it too. With Lord of the 151 00:07:24.120 --> 00:07:26.759 Rings because it's the universe is beyond A it's Lord 152 00:07:26.759 --> 00:07:29.160 of the Rings. B. It was really fucking good. 153 00:07:29.279 --> 00:07:29.480 Yeah. 154 00:07:30.800 --> 00:07:33.439 And with this it's like I'm just excited for it 155 00:07:33.720 --> 00:07:35.639 and I want to open it and see it and 156 00:07:36.519 --> 00:07:39.120 watch you open it and laugh and get pounded and 157 00:07:39.360 --> 00:07:41.199 like drink fifty eight b or while we do it 158 00:07:41.639 --> 00:07:42.199 the usual. 159 00:07:42.480 --> 00:07:44.480 Yeah, And it doesn't matter if it's no good. 160 00:07:45.000 --> 00:07:48.920 Wow, it's a very weird. Hey, I'm just excited about 161 00:07:48.920 --> 00:07:54.040 magic because I'm a fucking NERD's that's it. Why are 162 00:07:54.079 --> 00:07:56.839 you excited when you see a new transformer? 163 00:07:57.040 --> 00:07:59.480 It's not a nerd? Yeah. 164 00:07:59.720 --> 00:08:02.000 Yeah, and you're a nerd too because you're watching a 165 00:08:02.040 --> 00:08:03.439 magic podcast on the internet. 166 00:08:05.079 --> 00:08:07.360 Jokes on you, sucker. 167 00:08:08.000 --> 00:08:10.360 Producer cares a freaking nerd too because he plays like 168 00:08:10.480 --> 00:08:11.480 any as golf. 169 00:08:12.639 --> 00:08:13.720 Yeah, fucking nerd. 170 00:08:13.879 --> 00:08:23.040 I know he's really good at it too. Oh sure, okay, 171 00:08:23.079 --> 00:08:23.920 we have more legends. 172 00:08:24.040 --> 00:08:26.160 Yeah, So I just want to kind of live with 173 00:08:26.519 --> 00:08:29.240 start your Engines and speed some more because I don't 174 00:08:29.240 --> 00:08:30.959 actually think it's that bad, but I want to talk 175 00:08:30.959 --> 00:08:32.919 about it on the show tomorrow. It's just so slow. 176 00:08:34.600 --> 00:08:37.320 I don't know if it's that slow, like four turns. 177 00:08:37.759 --> 00:08:40.399 We know exactly the speed that it is. So if 178 00:08:40.440 --> 00:08:42.600 we can account for the speed and the strategy that 179 00:08:42.600 --> 00:08:44.399 we're playing, then. 180 00:08:44.600 --> 00:08:47.480 But it's called speed and it goes slow. That's why 181 00:08:47.519 --> 00:08:48.039 I don't like it. 182 00:08:48.080 --> 00:08:50.519 Also, exhaust is just monstrous. 183 00:08:50.559 --> 00:08:51.919 I realized that today too. 184 00:08:52.200 --> 00:08:55.519 Yes, it's not even new. No, nothing is new. Everything 185 00:08:55.600 --> 00:08:56.039 is kicker. 186 00:08:56.679 --> 00:08:59.840 Well this isn't necessary. It's post playing kicker. 187 00:09:00.000 --> 00:09:05.840 But it's exactly monstrous. Yes, it's the exact same thing. Yes, 188 00:09:05.919 --> 00:09:08.399 they could have just called it monstrous. Yes, and then 189 00:09:08.440 --> 00:09:10.039 you'd have synergy from an older set. 190 00:09:10.279 --> 00:09:11.320 Yes, they hate that. 191 00:09:12.360 --> 00:09:17.960 Yes, let's add as much complexity to increase the barrier 192 00:09:18.000 --> 00:09:21.200 of entry. In addition to that, let's make the product, 193 00:09:21.279 --> 00:09:23.559 you know, the one hundred and twenty dollars bundles. Let's 194 00:09:23.600 --> 00:09:26.519 make them as expensive as weekend so nobody can buy it, 195 00:09:26.679 --> 00:09:28.799 and even if they can't afford it, they have no 196 00:09:28.879 --> 00:09:32.360 idea how to play it. Welcome to magic again. 197 00:09:32.440 --> 00:09:34.240 Yeah, this sounds like an excellent business model. 198 00:09:34.240 --> 00:09:35.279 We should go we should do this. 199 00:09:35.320 --> 00:09:40.240 Hey, it's been around for thirty five years. You know why, 200 00:09:40.519 --> 00:09:45.799 because we're fucking nerves. We want to be smarter than somebody. 201 00:09:45.960 --> 00:09:50.600 So we know how start your Engines works. Now four turns, yes, 202 00:09:50.720 --> 00:09:53.159 but you can't count the first turn. And I'm sticking 203 00:09:53.240 --> 00:09:55.840 to this because I could play anything on my first 204 00:09:55.840 --> 00:09:59.960 turn of starting my engine, because that's when my speed becomes. 205 00:10:00.240 --> 00:10:05.120 So it's only three additional turns. It's only three additional 206 00:10:05.120 --> 00:10:07.799 turns after that, because I was gonna play the start 207 00:10:07.840 --> 00:10:12.240 your engine card like speed Demon our next legend. Yes, 208 00:10:12.360 --> 00:10:15.279 I was gonna play that anyways, were you, well no, 209 00:10:15.320 --> 00:10:17.879 but if I was, yeah, if I was gonna play it. 210 00:10:17.879 --> 00:10:22.240 It's a five to five flying Trampling Demon for five fine, 211 00:10:22.519 --> 00:10:25.080 sure that when it enters a battlefield, you start your 212 00:10:25.080 --> 00:10:27.960 engine so you get speed of one, You get one 213 00:10:28.000 --> 00:10:31.919 little rail, and at the beginning of your end step 214 00:10:32.279 --> 00:10:36.360 draw card and lose a life. Right if you hit 215 00:10:36.399 --> 00:10:39.240 your opponent next turn with your flying Trampling Demon at 216 00:10:39.240 --> 00:10:42.399 the end of your turn, you draw to and gain 217 00:10:42.799 --> 00:10:43.440 or lose. 218 00:10:43.200 --> 00:10:46.919 Two like overall because you only get one each. 219 00:10:46.799 --> 00:10:50.039 Turn, Yes overall? Yeah, and that's fine if I hit 220 00:10:50.120 --> 00:10:51.960 you again on the next turn, you know, with my 221 00:10:52.039 --> 00:10:56.240 five to five Flying Trampling Demon or anything. Maybe I 222 00:10:56.279 --> 00:10:59.440 have a lightning bolt tune into sidewalks lamb to see 223 00:10:59.480 --> 00:11:03.000 how much we talk about lightning BOLB. Then I draw three, 224 00:11:03.120 --> 00:11:05.360 lose three, And this card so far has drawn me 225 00:11:05.440 --> 00:11:08.200 six cards over the course of three turns. That's pretty good. 226 00:11:08.360 --> 00:11:11.919 It's not bad, Like, I don't think you abile to 227 00:11:11.960 --> 00:11:14.120 deck around it. It goes in the ninety nine of 228 00:11:14.159 --> 00:11:16.679 your demon deck or your ractose deck, or your card 229 00:11:16.759 --> 00:11:20.080 draw deck in black or your life self Life drained deck. 230 00:11:20.679 --> 00:11:22.000 It just goes into your black deck. 231 00:11:22.600 --> 00:11:26.600 Yeah, because it's a fine black card. I like it 232 00:11:26.720 --> 00:11:30.639 to demonstrate that start your engines and speed not that bad. 233 00:11:30.879 --> 00:11:34.200 See, this one is different because it doesn't have to 234 00:11:34.200 --> 00:11:36.879 be at max speed. You just have to have speed, 235 00:11:37.320 --> 00:11:40.200 whereas most of the other ones have a max speed 236 00:11:40.240 --> 00:11:43.919 ability m hmm, which means you're waiting three turns before 237 00:11:43.960 --> 00:11:46.879 the second half of your very worthy card kicks in. Yes, 238 00:11:46.879 --> 00:11:50.159 and that's where it becomes I would argue too slow. 239 00:11:51.320 --> 00:11:52.559 Speed is not fast. 240 00:11:53.120 --> 00:11:55.480 Yeah it And you know what the other thing, too 241 00:11:55.559 --> 00:11:58.799 is it's not on each turn, it's on the like 242 00:11:58.840 --> 00:11:59.960 each of your own turns. 243 00:12:00.240 --> 00:12:00.480 Yeah. 244 00:12:00.519 --> 00:12:02.480 So I mean we can you could have, should have, 245 00:12:02.519 --> 00:12:05.559 would have whatever all day. But I don't think it's 246 00:12:05.600 --> 00:12:08.480 as slow or as bad because you can account for 247 00:12:08.519 --> 00:12:12.639 what the ability actually is. Sure right, So anyways, next up, 248 00:12:12.639 --> 00:12:15.120 we've got a hamunculous. 249 00:12:14.960 --> 00:12:17.120 And you have to try saying his name. 250 00:12:17.159 --> 00:12:18.919 Of course, it has no vowels in the name, because 251 00:12:19.120 --> 00:12:22.600 homunculuses don't have vowels. I guess that's so stupid. 252 00:12:23.720 --> 00:12:27.279 Man, Okay, Like they know that when you say a 253 00:12:27.360 --> 00:12:33.559 word like mm hmm, it has vowelly soundy things in it, right, 254 00:12:34.159 --> 00:12:38.679 Like the letters don't mean anything. Those are ourcane symbols 255 00:12:38.679 --> 00:12:42.639 that we ourselves have ascribed meanings that describe sound in them. 256 00:12:42.960 --> 00:12:45.759 So when we write this asshole's name, it should have 257 00:12:46.240 --> 00:12:48.759 fucking vowels in it so that we can read what 258 00:12:48.879 --> 00:12:55.039 it says. This cutesy bullshit pisses me OFFXT did. 259 00:12:54.879 --> 00:12:55.360 I get it? 260 00:12:55.480 --> 00:12:56.039 I don't care. 261 00:12:56.159 --> 00:12:56.879 I think I got it. 262 00:12:58.559 --> 00:13:01.320 Woxed the verbal Yes? 263 00:13:02.039 --> 00:13:08.480 And if he didn't like max speed before this guy 264 00:13:08.600 --> 00:13:11.200 has start your engines. Sure, so he gives you speed 265 00:13:11.200 --> 00:13:14.279 of one. You have no max handsize, which is fine 266 00:13:14.399 --> 00:13:17.759 on a zero four for blue one homunculus. 267 00:13:18.039 --> 00:13:22.159 Sure fine, I'm building the commander deck already in my head. 268 00:13:23.080 --> 00:13:25.759 And then max speed if you would draw a card, 269 00:13:26.000 --> 00:13:27.279 draw two cards instead. 270 00:13:27.360 --> 00:13:28.000 It's pretty good. 271 00:13:28.519 --> 00:13:29.440 That's actually good. 272 00:13:29.519 --> 00:13:30.200 It's a good card. 273 00:13:30.360 --> 00:13:32.919 But you have to have max speed. So if you 274 00:13:32.960 --> 00:13:36.799 cast this guy in turn two and your speed becomes one, 275 00:13:37.879 --> 00:13:41.600 then you gotta wait till turn three your speed becomes two. 276 00:13:41.879 --> 00:13:43.840 Now you gotta you gotta play something else that does 277 00:13:43.960 --> 00:13:45.360 damage first because he doesn't. 278 00:13:45.480 --> 00:13:48.639 Yeah, maybe I would have something from turn one one 279 00:13:48.759 --> 00:13:49.480 one for one. 280 00:13:49.480 --> 00:13:51.960 Can't be a vehicle because he can't crew it. 281 00:13:52.639 --> 00:13:57.559 No, he's a host, not a driver. He's the he's 282 00:13:57.600 --> 00:13:59.240 the guy that says, start your engines. 283 00:13:59.440 --> 00:14:01.279 Yeah, oh he actually does. 284 00:14:01.279 --> 00:14:02.039 Look at his flavor. 285 00:14:02.240 --> 00:14:06.960 Yes, racer, start your engines. Yes, oh, I didn't even 286 00:14:07.000 --> 00:14:07.360 know that. 287 00:14:07.639 --> 00:14:08.440 I love this set. 288 00:14:08.840 --> 00:14:09.320 I hate this. 289 00:14:10.159 --> 00:14:14.960 Yeah, it's good. Turn three your speed is two. Hypothetically, 290 00:14:15.000 --> 00:14:18.559 turn four your speed is three. Maybe turn five your 291 00:14:18.559 --> 00:14:24.279 speed is four. And then you draw card like with 292 00:14:24.360 --> 00:14:26.679 a brainstorm or. 293 00:14:26.679 --> 00:14:28.919 With six card with drains with brainstorm. 294 00:14:29.039 --> 00:14:32.279 That's pretty good, not too bad. It's pretty good. Is 295 00:14:32.320 --> 00:14:36.279 that if you would draw a card, draw two card instead? Yes, 296 00:14:36.600 --> 00:14:40.519 that replaces any instant of instance of card draw with 297 00:14:41.120 --> 00:14:44.759 draw two. Yes, even if a card says draw three, Yeah, 298 00:14:44.799 --> 00:14:45.639 I draw six. 299 00:14:46.120 --> 00:14:48.440 That's how I'm interpreting that otherwise it would say, draw 300 00:14:48.480 --> 00:14:49.200 an additional card. 301 00:14:50.440 --> 00:14:54.399 If you would draw a card, draw an additional card. 302 00:14:54.200 --> 00:14:57.320 It would say if you would draw one or more cards. Yeah, yeah, 303 00:14:57.320 --> 00:14:58.919 and that's not what it says. It says if you 304 00:14:58.960 --> 00:15:04.159 would draw one, you draw to it's dead, correct, man, 305 00:15:04.519 --> 00:15:05.480 That is good. 306 00:15:05.799 --> 00:15:08.480 Is there any way that we can like just max 307 00:15:08.519 --> 00:15:11.200 speed ourselves, like fricking warp drive ourselves. I think there is. 308 00:15:11.200 --> 00:15:13.279 There's a card that does that right until end of turn. 309 00:15:13.799 --> 00:15:16.639 There's no card until end of turn makes our speed four. No, 310 00:15:17.159 --> 00:15:19.240 there's not one. No, did you look at every card? 311 00:15:19.360 --> 00:15:23.120 Yes, I missed that one. That seems like a pretty 312 00:15:23.120 --> 00:15:26.559 intense one to miss. That's the one that maxes out. 313 00:15:26.440 --> 00:15:27.480 Your speed instantly. 314 00:15:27.519 --> 00:15:28.840 That would be very good, man. 315 00:15:28.879 --> 00:15:32.519 We can design that card right now. Yeah, artifact so 316 00:15:32.559 --> 00:15:34.000 you can go in any deck of course, because we're 317 00:15:34.080 --> 00:15:34.559 nice guys. 318 00:15:34.840 --> 00:15:37.440 It costs three taps for one man out of any 319 00:15:37.480 --> 00:15:39.519 color and max is at your speed. 320 00:15:39.960 --> 00:15:42.440 Just for one turn when you sacrifice it. Because it's 321 00:15:42.440 --> 00:15:43.799 a fucking rocket booster. 322 00:15:44.000 --> 00:15:46.639 It's a not a nitrous canister, because that's what they 323 00:15:46.639 --> 00:15:47.919 give you the dentist and. 324 00:15:47.840 --> 00:15:49.960 Well, yes, yes, yes, you're saying the right thing. 325 00:15:50.000 --> 00:15:51.840 Wait does it also make your cargo fast? Is it 326 00:15:51.840 --> 00:15:52.720 the same gas bro? 327 00:15:52.799 --> 00:15:54.759 You ever seen Fast and Furious one? I need not, 328 00:15:55.159 --> 00:15:57.399 I need not rip Paul Walker. 329 00:15:59.320 --> 00:15:59.679 Who's that? 330 00:16:00.600 --> 00:16:06.200 Oh? The one movie he haven't freaking seen. Anyways, we 331 00:16:06.279 --> 00:16:08.919 got two more guys, Okay, I actually like this one. 332 00:16:08.919 --> 00:16:11.639 This is Winter Cursed Rider. This is a three to 333 00:16:11.639 --> 00:16:15.919 two human Warlock for Blue Black. I like that manic cost. 334 00:16:15.960 --> 00:16:17.120 How did he get out of the house. 335 00:16:18.639 --> 00:16:21.559 Why don't know he was in dusk Moore though, right, Yeah, 336 00:16:21.559 --> 00:16:24.639 maybe there was an omen path like in the bathroom. 337 00:16:24.639 --> 00:16:25.559 And he just walked out. 338 00:16:26.080 --> 00:16:29.000 Yes, man kind of makes the whole terror of that 339 00:16:29.120 --> 00:16:32.879 setting kind of irrelevant, doesn't it. Ah, if you can 340 00:16:32.960 --> 00:16:41.120 just leave through the big glowing door, Huh, somebody's got 341 00:16:41.120 --> 00:16:41.559 to get away. 342 00:16:42.480 --> 00:16:45.559 Okay, Cursed Rider three two Human Warlock ward two because 343 00:16:45.559 --> 00:16:47.600 of course everything's got on a ward pay two life 344 00:16:48.200 --> 00:16:51.080 artifacts you control have ward pay two life. 345 00:16:51.120 --> 00:16:51.360 Sure. 346 00:16:51.440 --> 00:16:55.120 Ooh that's good. That's good. And then he's got exhaust 347 00:16:55.240 --> 00:16:56.480 So if you want to do this more than once, 348 00:16:56.519 --> 00:16:57.919 you're gonna have to bounce him or let him die 349 00:16:57.960 --> 00:17:01.840 and recast him. You go Black Blue to tap exile 350 00:17:02.159 --> 00:17:06.200 x artifact cards from your graveyard each other non artifact 351 00:17:06.200 --> 00:17:10.680 creature gets minus x minus x until end of turns. 352 00:17:10.839 --> 00:17:15.920 As a what is that a wrath with a conditional wrath? 353 00:17:16.920 --> 00:17:19.119 Based on how many cards are in your graveyard? 354 00:17:20.319 --> 00:17:22.160 How many do you need to make that good? 355 00:17:22.480 --> 00:17:22.759 Five? 356 00:17:23.200 --> 00:17:26.920 Four or five? I think hey, because four is languish. 357 00:17:27.319 --> 00:17:32.279 Five is probably gets everything by when you'd want to 358 00:17:32.319 --> 00:17:33.720 have that cast. 359 00:17:33.839 --> 00:17:36.079 You want to kill that demon right there, that's got 360 00:17:36.119 --> 00:17:37.960 flying and trample and it's going to draw you one 361 00:17:38.000 --> 00:17:40.000 hundred cards, as we did discussed earlier. 362 00:17:40.200 --> 00:17:41.759 Yes, you want to kill that thing. 363 00:17:41.920 --> 00:17:43.960 Thus five, what's. 364 00:17:43.759 --> 00:17:48.000 The what's the blue black milliar? Self guy? That's like 365 00:17:48.279 --> 00:17:51.200 the ancient one? Is that a card? I gotta look 366 00:17:51.240 --> 00:17:54.799 it up. I gotta look it up. What the ancient one? 367 00:17:54.920 --> 00:17:57.960 I feel like, if you're gonna do self mill, then yeah, 368 00:17:58.039 --> 00:18:01.240 I am just play this one instead of that one. 369 00:18:01.359 --> 00:18:03.559 Draw a card, then discard a card. When you discard 370 00:18:03.559 --> 00:18:07.119 a card, that's not it target player, mills cards equal 371 00:18:07.200 --> 00:18:09.039 duce Man of Value. Yeah, this is the one. This 372 00:18:09.160 --> 00:18:10.880 is the one. I think these guys go hand in hand, 373 00:18:10.960 --> 00:18:15.480 the ancient one and winter. Is it any good? It's 374 00:18:15.519 --> 00:18:18.119 probably fine? Is it any powerful? Is there is the 375 00:18:18.119 --> 00:18:20.880 better question made? Yeah? I don't think it's I think 376 00:18:20.880 --> 00:18:22.839 it's I think it's not very. 377 00:18:23.319 --> 00:18:25.640 Yeah, I think it's actively not very good. I don't 378 00:18:25.640 --> 00:18:28.920 think Winter is actually that good. He's a fine utility creature, yes, 379 00:18:29.000 --> 00:18:30.640 but he's not awesome. 380 00:18:30.759 --> 00:18:34.440 Man, this set, it's not it's not giving me anything 381 00:18:34.440 --> 00:18:36.240 that I want to put in my commands on. 382 00:18:36.319 --> 00:18:38.240 You know, no, not even sort of. 383 00:18:38.440 --> 00:18:40.400 We talked about it in the review last week, like 384 00:18:40.400 --> 00:18:42.319 how many of these go into the ninety nine of 385 00:18:42.359 --> 00:18:42.759 decks that. 386 00:18:42.720 --> 00:18:45.160 Already exist, virtually all of them except for the two 387 00:18:45.240 --> 00:18:46.039 zombie commanders. 388 00:18:46.839 --> 00:18:48.759 Oh yeah, those guys are good. Yeah, those guys I 389 00:18:48.920 --> 00:18:52.440 do want to put at the helm of my deck. Yes, yeah, 390 00:18:52.519 --> 00:18:54.640 I guess Are we okay with that? Remember remember last 391 00:18:54.720 --> 00:18:57.160 year and the year before, it's like, man, every commander 392 00:18:57.240 --> 00:18:59.200 is so pushed and there's a hundred. 393 00:18:58.839 --> 00:19:02.960 Of them now at this yep, I'm actually better with this, 394 00:19:03.480 --> 00:19:07.440 although I do kind of not necessarily like Winter, Cursed 395 00:19:07.599 --> 00:19:10.279 Rider doesn't have to be a legendary creature. That could 396 00:19:10.279 --> 00:19:15.400 just have been some like super fast Gast and he 397 00:19:15.480 --> 00:19:16.359 does that same. 398 00:19:16.240 --> 00:19:20.880 All gas like ghast. Yes, like the old spelling of ghost. 399 00:19:21.119 --> 00:19:23.359 Yes, he could have just been one of those. 400 00:19:23.440 --> 00:19:25.640 But like now every creature that's good as a legendary 401 00:19:25.640 --> 00:19:26.640