Speaker 1: Welcome to the snarts egg.
Speaker 2: You're about to teach.
Speaker 1: Your name's glazed by the Great Chris Ray, Gus, Derek
Speaker 1: black Beat and Tom Sweet. Sit back and prepare for
Speaker 1: some ships. Sit back and prepare for some glazing glory.
Speaker 2: Oh what are you doing there? Huh?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: You always see martial artists doing these I always see that, actually, yeah,
Speaker 2: every day. Yeah, I walk around and I see these
Speaker 2: martial art every day.
Speaker 1: You see the martial artists doing the you know, the
Speaker 1: their pantomiming essentially that gives them like chi.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're doing a little little pushy is this?
Speaker 3: I mean, that's just I guess you've never seen that,
Speaker 3: not any like in any real martial arts interaction.
Speaker 2: You've never seen the martial arts like movies.
Speaker 1: I feel like kung fu people like people that are
Speaker 1: like people, what do you mean, like martial artists that
Speaker 1: are like that's their lives, you know, because you mean,
Speaker 1: but like the monks that try like actually practice kung fu,
Speaker 1: like they're like, it's not like a pastime, it's their lives,
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 2: Isn't that what all? Is that what a life is?
Speaker 1: Because because you.
Speaker 3: Know, because you know, there's boxers right, boxers. They take
Speaker 3: boxing seriously, but that's not their entire being, opposed to
Speaker 3: people that like monks.
Speaker 1: That ship is their entire life.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm saying I see them on the street sometimes,
Speaker 2: like the martial arts doing that weird go out more.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm in my house too often.
Speaker 1: Man, Yeah, always playing Marvel Rivals.
Speaker 3: Or whatever I might be playing. I might be playing
Speaker 3: mar Rubers right now, man.
Speaker 2: Playing ballers Gate Rivals.
Speaker 3: Nah. I'm actually reading comics again. I mean back in time,
Speaker 3: I've been doing like a really serious deep to having comics.
Speaker 3: I'm reading one. I'm reading another book too.
Speaker 2: What do you read right now? Reading Garfield?
Speaker 3: No, Garfield is crazy, Like fucking one thousand pages of Garfield.
Speaker 3: It's like, all right, man, let's dig in. And by
Speaker 3: the time you're done, you're like, I really can't stand this,
Speaker 3: fucking dude.
Speaker 2: My favorite run of is Ultimate Garfield. Garfield's good. Ultimate
Speaker 2: Garfield is next level good. Yeah, Hickman did a great
Speaker 2: job with that one.
Speaker 3: Johnathan Hickman's Ultimate Garfield. You know Hickman is crazy.
Speaker 2: Wait did he do Ultimate spider Man? Because I just
Speaker 2: pulled the name Hickman.
Speaker 3: Hickman. Did he did Secret Wars Times runs out New
Speaker 3: Avengers for a while.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, yeah, that would have been wild if I
Speaker 2: if I just guessed the olives. Oh yeah, that was
Speaker 2: the only That's the only other comic person I know.
Speaker 1: If you needed to call secret war something else, what
Speaker 1: would you call it?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 2: Clandestine fights good, not bad, not bad practice real.
Speaker 3: Hard of that undiscovered combat or something.
Speaker 2: Like that, un discovered combat.
Speaker 3: That was another one on us.
Speaker 2: Wait, welcome to the serious is good? Shut up? You
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Speaker 2: Yeah, and then there's kind and then that gives you
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Speaker 2: the show. I always forget I'm really bad at remembering
Speaker 2: to do that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, we should have like notes, but we don't
Speaker 1: do that.
Speaker 2: It be insane. I did notes for a while. I
Speaker 2: did have like a Google doc that I would send
Speaker 2: to you guys, I think I send to you. Well, yeah, no,
Speaker 2: we did have something like that. We did when Yeah,
Speaker 2: when we were doing remote and at a certain point
Speaker 2: it just didn't matter because we would get so off
Speaker 2: topic that like it, none of it.
Speaker 3: We stayed on topic for one episode episode we'd be like,
Speaker 3: all right, this is done now, yeah.
Speaker 1: We did it. Oh yeah, that's it.
Speaker 2: I guess that would Yeah.
Speaker 1: So either we have we in the podcast by either
Speaker 1: having a completely on topic episode where we never deviate,
Speaker 1: or we have Keith David on one the other.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, those are the only two options.
Speaker 1: Which ever comes first?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you got you got a drink there from Del Taco.
Speaker 2: But it looks like it looks like a nice coffee.
Speaker 1: What is that it is a nice coffee? Because I
Speaker 1: mine exploded on the kitchen floor?
Speaker 3: Did you put on?
Speaker 5: What happened?
Speaker 2: When you're in a hurry, you make stupid decisions.
Speaker 1: I was like, let me get out of here, so
Speaker 1: I'm on time and then and then it's as they say,
Speaker 1: fast as slow, slow as fast.
Speaker 2: Right, yeah, exactly, you delay yourself.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I was going fast and my drink exploded
Speaker 1: on the kitchen floor. Left it there. You should have
Speaker 1: left it there. See what Jojo would do. That would
Speaker 1: be so funny, dude, if.
Speaker 3: I left a mess, If I left a mess in
Speaker 3: my house, oh my, you guys would not see me
Speaker 3: for a week.
Speaker 1: She would just go berserk Wolverine Berzerk, or like berserk
Speaker 1: Gears of War, I think more Gears of War.
Speaker 3: She'd be like running around fucking see that. She'd be
Speaker 3: seethingly matched. Oh god, I want to see that.
Speaker 2: This is a very specific thing to point out or
Speaker 2: even draw an analogy for. But in video games on
Speaker 2: three sixty, when we would do peer, when there would
Speaker 2: be peer to peer connections instead of dedicated servers, you
Speaker 2: would notice sometimes it happen in Halo and Call Duty
Speaker 2: as well, where like you would see somebody shoot a
Speaker 2: gun and then the bullets would kind of come from
Speaker 2: like a little bit above the gun.
Speaker 3: It wouldn't it would be where the like the cursor
Speaker 3: wouldn't exactly indicate what cursor.
Speaker 2: It's like when you're looking at somebody else shooting, like
Speaker 2: the bullet would always come from like the eye line,
Speaker 2: but they would start at the like up where the
Speaker 2: muzzle was. Anyway, that's how you pos your mic towards
Speaker 2: your mouth. Oh that you like this, and it reminded
Speaker 2: me of that, which is like a very specific.
Speaker 3: Thing in my face. Man, I think it is. I'm
Speaker 3: so homophobic.
Speaker 2: You're so homophobic that you can't have a phallic shaped
Speaker 2: object in any given moment. Crazy, maybe too tempted to
Speaker 2: like I don't want to eat it, yeah, to just
Speaker 2: suckle on it.
Speaker 1: The whole whole arm is gone. That's apologies.
Speaker 2: I did your dad on the Sacred By the way,
Speaker 2: did you.
Speaker 1: Tell me it was my dad?
Speaker 2: Okay, there's people in the comments like, I'm so glad
Speaker 2: Kings's dad made the appearance. That's sacred.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: I had to do it today's episode, the one that
Speaker 1: drops today.
Speaker 3: Lily saw it off Forgat was like, it's named Kingston's dad,
Speaker 3: and I.
Speaker 1: Was like so many I was like, you know what,
Speaker 1: I want to just dedicate a do you have a.
Speaker 2: Picture of your dad that we could just use his
Speaker 2: thumbnail for? Really, I realized that that's crazy.
Speaker 1: I found a picture of my dad that is insanity.
Speaker 2: Did you drawing.
Speaker 1: I would accept a drawing of your dad. I don't
Speaker 1: want me drawing my dad would just be an ape problem.
Speaker 1: As soon as it looked like Myron's co host, that's
Speaker 1: all I want. Look as soon as I see you
Speaker 1: that it won't be as funded me. I can't see him,
Speaker 1: I think, I think.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't want to know what the picture the
Speaker 2: guy made.
Speaker 1: He was like, oh, I love you, I love you
Speaker 1: long ass lips kissing.
Speaker 2: Wait, I don't know if I saw this. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: think I liked it because I was like, I'll find
Speaker 2: this later.
Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, it's on the snark Tank snark Tank team.
Speaker 2: Is that what it's called? Yeah, yeah, is a disaster.
Speaker 2: I don't trust it anymore because.
Speaker 3: He's getting wilder and wilder.
Speaker 2: Well, the thing for me is like, I it doesn't
Speaker 2: let me do two factor authentication, So like if I
Speaker 2: log out and I log back in, I having Yeah,
Speaker 2: I can't get access to it. And so for me,
Speaker 2: I'm like, I've thought about trying to get the old
Speaker 2: the starting Twitter count back, but I was just like,
Speaker 2: I don't know, it's not worth no because I don't
Speaker 2: really use Twitter that much, but it's like a good DM.
Speaker 2: It's like a good DM thing for me.
Speaker 1: You should uh like somebody's numbers and the wait two
Speaker 1: factor doesn't work unless you subscribe, right, is that what
Speaker 1: it is?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: So basically it would just have to like would you
Speaker 1: want me to do?
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't care. That's the kind of Well. Also,
Speaker 2: the thing that I've noticed is that Twitter is kind
Speaker 2: of like meaningless, like it doesn't actually it doesn't do anything.
Speaker 2: It's better to have like Instagram and TikTok. Right right
Speaker 2: on the long lips, it was that supposed to be
Speaker 2: your dad, Like the little mustache, it's just like like
Speaker 2: a soft French mustache.
Speaker 1: You, Yeah, it is? It is? Did that they made
Speaker 1: it look like you?
Speaker 2: That's that's amazing.
Speaker 5: Let me see.
Speaker 2: So this is dad according to.
Speaker 1: He does like a French insane. My dad's not French.
Speaker 1: He's Cuban and Jamaican.
Speaker 2: It might be a little French.
Speaker 1: No he's not, because I'm not French at all. Well,
Speaker 1: you know, at least like probably a frenchman kissed him
Speaker 1: up a little bit, got little DNA on him or something.
Speaker 3: He might have kissed somebody really something like that.
Speaker 2: I do love how you look at this.
Speaker 1: Little that's fucking great. Oh just change because I have
Speaker 1: a I have a version of it's up. I have
Speaker 1: a version. But that's actually who did you make my dad?
Speaker 1: So it is just color grade, very black. No, that
Speaker 1: would have been great. Actually no, it's the one exception
Speaker 1: I did for because I I could not find I
Speaker 1: think I mentioned this. I couldn't find a black man
Speaker 1: where the last episode. I hate that to real person status.
Speaker 1: It's not I mean it might be because so I
Speaker 1: couldn't find, I could not find. I tried to fight
Speaker 1: a black man wearing like a safari something not even Victorian,
Speaker 1: even modern.
Speaker 2: It's it's impossible. Black people they don't they don't go
Speaker 2: out there.
Speaker 1: They don't do that. So I had she I was like,
Speaker 1: you know, this is the exception, but they ran away
Speaker 1: from I told I asked chat that is we.
Speaker 3: Got on a boat on purpose.
Speaker 2: You're like, it's probably nice over there. There's probably like
Speaker 2: mosquitos and stuff.
Speaker 1: Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Speaker 3: Were we surprised, it's crazy. You won't have to anymore.
Speaker 3: You have to fight any more animals, No more animals.
Speaker 3: You're just in change.
Speaker 1: Spiritual animals now fight upgraded muskets.
Speaker 3: My dad is the one that coursed them on the boat.
Speaker 3: Who's everyone's going to be funny?
Speaker 1: World want to be so cool. The new world is new.
Speaker 2: That means it's better. It means better.
Speaker 6: Aren't you tired of running from lions?
Speaker 7: You know what?
Speaker 6: Yeah, don't you?
Speaker 1: All your resources will go towards better things. Dad has
Speaker 1: a very good point.
Speaker 2: King's son's dad has a great idea.
Speaker 3: You know, my dad is the reason why there's no
Speaker 3: black panther.
Speaker 1: He found an urban burn date. He was like, we can't.
Speaker 2: He found the herbs.
Speaker 1: It was real, it was really had.
Speaker 3: We had a chance at excellence. And he was just like, no,
Speaker 3: I don't think he doesn't even take it himself.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was like, no, thank you, it's unbecoming. You're
Speaker 2: gonna make me a I don't want. You're jipped out
Speaker 2: and some got a war stuff today. I don't think I've
Speaker 2: ever noticed this much at once. Yeah, like I gotta
Speaker 2: shirt on and you got the you got the lanyard.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah.
Speaker 1: This was from the twenty fifth anniversary of twenty tin
Speaker 1: This twentieth anniversary twenty obviously twenty because it came on
Speaker 1: two thousand and five, Yeah to twenty Anniverse where he
Speaker 1: went to the art gallery and there was just a
Speaker 1: bunch of cool shit there. Of course the panel that
Speaker 1: had fucking both of them a TC Carson and Christopher Judge.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, they made up like
Speaker 1: a teaser Carson made up with the Santa Monica.
Speaker 2: Sold out in.
Speaker 1: In negative seconds.
Speaker 2: That's so annoying. I had no chance.
Speaker 3: Of course, you weren't getting in there, dude, so.
Speaker 2: Mad they added to another show.
Speaker 1: So but it was like one hundred and thirty something
Speaker 1: seats per show, So.
Speaker 2: That's kind of crazy for got a war though, Like
Speaker 2: I mean, it's insane. I don't know if I would
Speaker 2: pay that for even Like what made me mad.
Speaker 1: It wasn't even like the seats were It wasn't even
Speaker 1: the seats weren't even expensive. That's the thing where it's like,
Speaker 1: it wasn't you know, a ward off some people and
Speaker 1: only the people that are willing to pay this significant price. No,
Speaker 1: the seat it was like fourteen dollars. No sorry, it
Speaker 1: was like thirty dollars or something like that. And I
Speaker 1: was like, ah, no chance. I immediately had no chance
Speaker 1: so at least I went to the gallery.
Speaker 2: Yeah was cool.
Speaker 3: So they have actual fucking Olympus there.
Speaker 1: They had, dude, they had, they had, They had stuff
Speaker 1: there that I legitimately wanted to run out with and
Speaker 1: which I felt like I could have had a chance
Speaker 1: at some points because it was so packed in a
Speaker 1: way that it was illegal that you know, fire code shit.
Speaker 1: At a certain point, I was like, especially upstairs where
Speaker 1: there was some people do they had magnifying glasses too,
Speaker 1: for like the real snobs and they're like m and
Speaker 1: checking the authenticity and everything. I was like, it's crazy
Speaker 1: because you can buy some of the pieces, some of
Speaker 1: them and I was like, oh, some of these original pieces,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, absolutely not. I'll maybe take a copy,
Speaker 1: but even the copies are kind of pricey.
Speaker 2: That's like those animation cells that people have, right or
Speaker 2: like it's like, I would be so cool to have
Speaker 2: that cell. Like that actual drawing from that show. One
Speaker 2: of the one of the ones I wish I had
Speaker 2: was like is planked and during the fun song, Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: what is that? It's it's just like a drawing of Plank.
Speaker 2: It's it's when there is for friends who there's a
Speaker 2: scene there's a scene specifically that I'm absolutely in love
Speaker 2: with where he's drawn. I made it my Discord image
Speaker 2: because I love it so much. Where oh no, wait
Speaker 2: did it stop? Wait what happened? Fiz for fire that
Speaker 2: burns down the whole town? You was for uranium bomb
Speaker 2: servib It's so good. He's so evil.
Speaker 3: He's just an evil guy.
Speaker 2: Dude, he's an evil fella.
Speaker 1: That pause and then bombs is so good.
Speaker 2: Bomb.
Speaker 3: I love this.
Speaker 2: So it's really small. I made my steam it wasn't
Speaker 2: my Discord, but it's like, it's that where he's like
Speaker 2: he's he's sitting in SpongeBob's hand, but he's like he's
Speaker 2: his arms are behind him and he's squinty, grill hard.
Speaker 2: It's great.
Speaker 3: The scene from the movie where he's like in the veins.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I'm like, that is one of my because
Speaker 3: that's the angriest I've seen a person at that point
Speaker 3: in my life. Like when I was like maybe six,
Speaker 3: I was like, that's the most mad I've ever seen anybody.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's the most mad he was.
Speaker 3: He was so mad, he was all veins and then
Speaker 3: he had to breathe.
Speaker 1: He was gonna die if he tried to push that
Speaker 1: too long.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a couple of animation cells that I would like,
Speaker 2: I would like to have, But like the dudes, you know,
Speaker 2: they were bad.
Speaker 1: Albert, I mean has like a few fat Albert ones.
Speaker 2: Really he does. And there was there's one point I
Speaker 2: remember when you were living with them. It was the
Speaker 2: funniest thing I've ever seen because like he had it
Speaker 2: like right next to the kitchen. It was it was
Speaker 2: hung up. It was like fat Albert and it was
Speaker 2: just him and it was just like a like a
Speaker 2: you know, a full on shot of him in the
Speaker 2: red and then Kingson was wearing this red shirt and
Speaker 2: he walked out of the kitchen and it was nuts
Speaker 2: because it looked like it looked in it looked like
Speaker 2: the movie was happening. Keenan what's his name, Keenan Thompson. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's crazy that that. I actually forgot that that.
Speaker 1: Movie came out a long time ago, dude, but it
Speaker 1: was three way too late, even yeah, way too late.
Speaker 2: Even so, it's like the Rocky Bowlwinkle live action movie
Speaker 2: where that came out like the nineties or something like
Speaker 2: two thousand. No, it did, no way, I would be
Speaker 2: stacked I mean, you're probably that would be. That's as
Speaker 2: high as I would except your way. It came no way,
Speaker 2: it came out before the towers fell.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 2: Really, well, let's find out. Well, I would say so
Speaker 2: as well. Well, yeah you both were Yeah, Rocky ball.
Speaker 2: Maybe it's two thousand.
Speaker 3: There's no reason I should have been alive and saw
Speaker 3: that movie.
Speaker 2: What happened.
Speaker 3: I should have been allowed to see the movie. I
Speaker 3: should have been allowed to see that in theaters two thousand?
Speaker 1: Wow?
Speaker 2: What uh did it say? When let me see?
Speaker 3: You know why? I remember that movie? It is another
Speaker 3: nostalagiic trip. I remember watching that movie's trailers when the
Speaker 3: Justice League Animated movie came out, watching it on Carternary
Speaker 3: advertising it.
Speaker 2: How that that is? That would make sense? That's how
Speaker 2: you would associate this is an animated movie.
Speaker 3: Yeah, when it came out, when it came out with
Speaker 3: like when they before they did the show, they did
Speaker 3: the animate to move everybody finally moved came together.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they did one in like two thousand. Yeah. Is
Speaker 2: it like a like a pilot? Essentially?
Speaker 3: It's longer than was it like a repackaging of an
Speaker 3: old thing? I'm assuming it was like four episodes put
Speaker 3: together when they like.
Speaker 2: That might be what it is.
Speaker 1: I think I know what you mean then, because like, okay, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: So that came out at that time.
Speaker 2: It's interesting, that's.
Speaker 3: A huge Wilstal because I remember like being somef fun then.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's kind of it's kind of wild.
Speaker 1: I love, like, I mean, cartoons coming on.
Speaker 3: I remember like Cartoals coming out and me being like,
Speaker 3: oh my god, yeah, a new cartoon like Samurai Jack
Speaker 3: was on at that time.
Speaker 2: Do you remember being like, do you remember when shows
Speaker 2: would premiere? Yeah, and it would be kind of exciting
Speaker 2: because you kind of knew that they were going to
Speaker 2: be good. June thirtieth, I remember the June thirtieth. Okay,
Speaker 2: so right in the summer two thousand, Robert de robertson
Speaker 2: Hero's in that movie because he played Rocky.
Speaker 3: Is he is he the John does?
Speaker 2: He played Rocky. He's the evil guy with monocle. Oh my,
Speaker 2: I don't even know who. I don't remember that at all. Like,
Speaker 2: wait a second, are they drawn? What do I remember
Speaker 2: them as being? C G I guess they are.
Speaker 3: I don't remember.
Speaker 2: I guess they are. Kind of it's like it's What
Speaker 2: the fuck is that? Then?
Speaker 1: Wait?
Speaker 2: Hold on, you know what I'm saying. You understand what
Speaker 2: I'm saying. Yeah, it looks it. That looks different. Hold on,
Speaker 2: that's tripping me the funk up, man. Let's look Rocky
Speaker 2: Bowling Gole is such a smurf sass property though, Like,
Speaker 2: I don't know, like it's there's no reason. I remember
Speaker 2: there was Nazis in this show. There were Nazis in
Speaker 2: Rocky and Bowingle.
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 2: I mean, that's how old that movie is. That's how
Speaker 2: old that property.
Speaker 3: That's how old it was.
Speaker 2: Rocky. Yeah, my grandmother liked it too.
Speaker 1: That's probably the only reason I never remember this chick.
Speaker 1: I remember wanting to like who she represents.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I remember that. I remember that. I remember
Speaker 2: the two bad it looks.
Speaker 6: I guess what the fuck.
Speaker 2: That looks like?
Speaker 3: A that looks like a ship with cocoey puffs on
Speaker 3: its head.
Speaker 2: Okay, so we're looking at screenshots for the Rocky and
Speaker 2: buwl Winkle movie in two thousand, June thirtieth. Uh, I
Speaker 2: gotta say that is shockingly modern looking because that's like
Speaker 2: the cell shading on that. Yeah, you know what I mean? Yeah,
Speaker 2: like that seems like a that looks like a Fortnite skin.
Speaker 1: It really does.
Speaker 2: Literally, that looks like it's rendered in the Fortnite.
Speaker 3: Not a Fortnite yet a Fortnite.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Rocky and Bullwinkle, Will Wallace and Grommet.
Speaker 1: I mean, I feel like, grumm, they're not gonna be in.
Speaker 1: They're not not happening.
Speaker 2: Actually, way we jumping bullying. I feel like we could
Speaker 2: do this. We could start a moving to get Wallison
Speaker 2: Grammitt in Fortnite right now today.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like recently they were mentioned in something big,
Speaker 1: but I don't know why.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Probably, Actually, can.
Speaker 2: I say something about that show? It's not autistic and afraid,
Speaker 2: but I've been watching that show because it's because it's
Speaker 2: on Netflix. I was like, oh, yeah, I guess I
Speaker 2: never really watched, and I've seen clips. Are the more
Speaker 2: season or I don't remember. I think there might be three?
Speaker 2: Oh wow, but I could be wrong, Like.
Speaker 1: It's the first season and I thought that was.
Speaker 2: A one off.
Speaker 3: I didn't know I started watching.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, I was just saying, like, it's a surprisingly
Speaker 2: like heartwarming show, Like I just assumed that it was
Speaker 2: because it's reality TV about dating. I thought it would
Speaker 2: be like more exploitative than it is, and it is
Speaker 2: by definition exploitive because ultimately, like you know, you're making
Speaker 2: absolutely all all of that programming is inherently on some level.
Speaker 2: But like I was wading, I was like, oh, I
Speaker 2: like these people. I actually want that. Yeah, like I
Speaker 2: want that, Like I actually like up rooting for these people.
Speaker 2: And then I looked it up afterwards and like they're
Speaker 2: all damn near like damn near all of them are
Speaker 2: actually still together, which is kind of a I don't know,
Speaker 2: it was nice.
Speaker 1: I remember for the first season, if you saw that
Speaker 1: there was that guy that always wore the suspenders, that guy,
Speaker 1: I don't know, there's like this goofy I picked like
Speaker 1: a random episode of random season. Ok, yeah, there was
Speaker 1: this guy that was dripped out always. He looked like
Speaker 1: he was he looked like he was an assistant to
Speaker 1: a train conductor. That's all you would always dress, right,
Speaker 1: And it was like, anyone, maybe it's still a different show.
Speaker 1: I might be thinking of a different show. Actually you
Speaker 1: remember thinking of No, I might.
Speaker 3: Retards on a monorail or something like that.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, like retards and suspenders getting cast, like.
Speaker 1: Watching that show retards at a monorail.
Speaker 2: Retards at a monorail.
Speaker 1: They need to be extinct suspenders watching monils. It's a
Speaker 1: great broke broke the shows. It proved me slightly and
Speaker 1: correct that they do have feelings.
Speaker 3: I started watching a show called White Lotus they have.
Speaker 2: I've heard things about the White show is insane.
Speaker 1: It's like autism the show right, Yeah, it's about like
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I get my information from Mark. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I know.
Speaker 3: It's about like this rich family full of just dj
Speaker 3: end and a lot of like fucking incestuous, like it's
Speaker 3: it's it's HBO.
Speaker 2: So you know what, I know.
Speaker 1: I've heard good things. He says the N word.
Speaker 2: I gotta watch it now.
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 2: I love it?
Speaker 1: Is he still in the gool makeup? Is this like precursor.
Speaker 3: Stop existed well before the goal makeup stop?
Speaker 2: I don't know what is it?
Speaker 3: The goal before the goals? Right before like this show ends.
Speaker 3: The series ends and it literally picks up with fallout happening.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like it's like a book end into something else.
Speaker 1: You know what blew my mind? You ever heard of
Speaker 1: the game Dragon Guard? Yeah? You ever play those so
Speaker 1: I ever played Tracking Guard.
Speaker 5: It was like.
Speaker 1: Squarreen eggs whatever type ship. You would ride dumb dragons
Speaker 1: and you were a guy hacking slashing a bunch. I
Speaker 1: had fun with it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Dragon Guard. I remember. I remember seeing the box
Speaker 2: heart and wanting it and then never getting.
Speaker 1: A dude on a dragon. It's like a black box
Speaker 1: I remember. I can't remember that. I just remember playing
Speaker 1: the game and thinking it was pretty interesting. I just
Speaker 1: found out recently it's those are prequels to Near Automata.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, I had no idea about that either.
Speaker 2: Fucking yeah.
Speaker 1: I was like, this dragon writing, stupid game. And then
Speaker 1: the way that it ends when you beat a specific
Speaker 1: way is like, oh, here's canonically how near Automata happens.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, get this. I'll accept this, but I
Speaker 1: just have to say it feels a little shoehorned. Feels shoehorned,
Speaker 1: but you know, I I'm completely fine with being like, yeah,
Speaker 1: if that was your plan from the entire thing, holy shit,
Speaker 1: YEA never would have thought that would ever exactly the
Speaker 1: way that you're looking right now.
Speaker 2: I was like, well, why are you surprised? You don't
Speaker 2: even know what Dragon Guard is? Well, just having a night.
Speaker 1: Well, I guess that is I think describing what you
Speaker 1: described me, and then it's the what I know from
Speaker 1: I guess it depends on how you say. It's what's automative.
Speaker 1: But some people automata auto but I think that's cool.
Speaker 1: I like that.
Speaker 3: Dragons and then there's a robot and then it gets
Speaker 3: its big booty robots and.
Speaker 2: It's an interesting Well it's the same thing. Yeah, I mean,
Speaker 2: it's the same thing with although the rights got complicated
Speaker 2: because Microsoft bought them. But like, I mean, Halo and
Speaker 2: Marathon are the same. What, Yeah, the whole the whole point.
Speaker 2: They're very They're inherently connected, like inherently like not just
Speaker 2: through like references.
Speaker 1: I haven't looked into Marathon.
Speaker 2: So where where I don't know about. I don't know
Speaker 2: how that. That's the thing is, I don't know how
Speaker 2: that works now because they haven't said Microsoft owns Halo now.
Speaker 3: So there is a period of time where Chief exists
Speaker 3: in the universe of Marathon.
Speaker 2: No, it's it's it's more about it.
Speaker 1: I'm explain it. You can't explain it.
Speaker 2: Is there any timeline?
Speaker 1: Is there?
Speaker 2: Have the developers said anything about the timeline? I so
Speaker 2: ex developers have, I think, but like the Marathon is
Speaker 2: a mess, Like Marathon gets into Marathon is like a
Speaker 2: mix of Halo and Destiny to the point where it's
Speaker 2: just like there's magic ship, but it's like very low key,
Speaker 2: like at the end of all the sci fi shit,
Speaker 2: you find out there's like a god inside of a
Speaker 2: moon and it's like it's fucking it's nuts. But like, uh,
Speaker 2: I can't remember exactly what the thing is, but the
Speaker 2: idea is like the universe always kind of loops back
Speaker 2: into itself and and kind of starts again, and I
Speaker 2: can't remember exactly what the specifics are. It's crazy though,
Speaker 2: because Marathon Infinity is like a mess. That Marathon. The
Speaker 2: Third Marathon game takes place in like seven different timelines
Speaker 2: and only one of them is real. But they won't
Speaker 2: tell you. It's a it's it's it's it's a lot.
Speaker 1: I don't know what you said the third Marathon game.
Speaker 2: Would you say the third Marathon game? Yeah, that mean.
Speaker 3: There's three Marathon games before there's the Marathon game coming out.
Speaker 2: Yeah. This is Marathon is a boomer shooter from the
Speaker 2: nineties on Mac that that Bungee used to make.
Speaker 1: So what you're thinking now, the marathon Marathon know that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's old as fun.
Speaker 3: Yeah, can tell you the Marathon is coming out is
Speaker 3: pretty much the the.
Speaker 1: Titan Fall, you know the show.
Speaker 2: It's that kind of a thing sort of, except it's
Speaker 2: got the same name because it's it's more explicitly tied
Speaker 2: into the same stuff. But like, yeah, the first Marathon
Speaker 2: I think was the first game ever actually, and this
Speaker 2: is real to have mouse aiming for a first person shooter,
Speaker 2: I've literally never heard of this. It's because it's a
Speaker 2: mac game marathon game. It's a Macintosh game from the.
Speaker 1: Ninth the first one coming out right now, surely he
Speaker 1: meant uh and then you know, first I was like,
Speaker 1: surely you meant Destiny. I was like, but there's some
Speaker 1: three destinies lost. I don't know what the hell is
Speaker 1: going on.
Speaker 2: There were old games on the Macintosh that were then
Speaker 2: never really preserved because like nobody cared about mac gaming. Really. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's true, no you can still play them, but like
Speaker 2: so they're on Steam now, but they're not. But like
Speaker 2: it took a long time to get there, and I
Speaker 2: think the more popular way that people have played it
Speaker 2: is through this like mod it's free. You can play
Speaker 2: those games for free. They're and they're really weird, but
Speaker 2: uh yeah they're old.
Speaker 8: It's an old fucking I love me space magic. It's
Speaker 8: like ninety five ninety four.
Speaker 3: I love when people get to do dumb stuff because
Speaker 3: of space Magic.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm happy for you. I just I don't
Speaker 1: I don't need it. I guess it's it's it's not
Speaker 1: even like I don't. I'm not even like I guess
Speaker 1: I'm more indifferent where whenever I'm in space, I've just
Speaker 1: been infected with like the military sci fi bug, and
Speaker 1: I just always want to go in a more. I
Speaker 1: don't mind it being because it's like alien, because everything's
Speaker 1: magic if you don't understand it, right, Yeah, I'm okay
Speaker 1: with that too, to where something comes along and it's
Speaker 1: so fucking fantastical because it's beyond our comprehension. So only yeah,
Speaker 1: that's cool.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I prefer the military angle too, like I don't know,
Speaker 2: it's like alien and things like that. But I also
Speaker 2: think but like so so like Halo was all military
Speaker 2: sci fi, Destiny was pretty much like it was barely
Speaker 2: any military like that was more like fantasy. It's fantasy
Speaker 2: sci fi but not much military Marathon is like if
Speaker 2: it was still military sci fi but there was, like,
Speaker 2: but the magic was just insane science. Basically, it's not
Speaker 2: really like wizard magic ships. It's more like supercomputers and
Speaker 2: fucking that kind of thing. It's cool ship like.
Speaker 1: But I'm just I'm bored of the this Aliens military
Speaker 1: fight Aliens.
Speaker 2: I think it's great. I never get tired of that.
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 1: Mechs suit Like shit, I'm so colony.
Speaker 2: It's great, dude.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I need cookie cutter stuff like I like when
Speaker 1: things kind of branching get better, Like, say, the writing
Speaker 1: gets better.
Speaker 2: What is that? Is it Exodus or something that's coming out?
Speaker 2: Oh the mass Effect follow up?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, like I'm I was started.
Speaker 1: I was listening to the audio book a little bit too.
Speaker 1: You know you do the does the is connected to
Speaker 1: Amazon Audible Oh yeay audibles and just listen to this
Speaker 1: and then cancel, you know, like yeah, I cancel it
Speaker 1: while it's going on.
Speaker 2: I read it immediately. It's like whenever there's like something.
Speaker 1: Like I make different emails. I've had stars thirteen times.
Speaker 2: Those seventeen that's so funny, those those like seven free
Speaker 2: days for free trials. Yeah, I'm can't. I cancel that
Speaker 2: thing immediately the second a lot.
Speaker 1: Of times because you forgetting just like I forgot Paramount Plus,
Speaker 1: they got me.
Speaker 3: I still got Paramount, they got me, they got me
Speaker 3: literally silly as to watch a SpongeBob regularly. She's like,
Speaker 3: I want Paramount us to watch to watch SpongeBob and Victorious,
Speaker 3: And I'm like, Lily, and I hate you so much, girl.
Speaker 1: I mean, you just watch it once and then you
Speaker 1: like watch it that month and then.
Speaker 3: You can she can watch SpongeBob, every single spongebo.
Speaker 2: For free on YouTube.
Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure it's not all of it.
Speaker 1: She wants all, but she's not. Okay, whatever you guys
Speaker 1: do whatever you want your fucking bud.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like whatever, man, I'm just paying for her
Speaker 3: fucking Yeah.
Speaker 1: It was up to me, we'd have no streaming service.
Speaker 1: We'd have like Max probably, yeah, I would have to
Speaker 1: the bundle. That's seventeen dollars bundle. It's Max Hulu and
Speaker 1: Plus Plus.
Speaker 3: Yeah, No it is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Disney Hulu and Max seventeen dollars.
Speaker 2: That's not bad, it's other than that's it. Although we're
Speaker 2: back to cable packages again.
Speaker 1: Wait, we are because they have the AD free and
Speaker 1: all the shit too that the packages are like thirty
Speaker 1: something dollars. Now they have like some big one time
Speaker 1: one of our friends getting up there. Joe was on
Speaker 1: TV once, so I had to buy the ninety five
Speaker 1: dollars thing fuck you or what you call it so
Speaker 1: I could see him on the show. And I did
Speaker 1: that for a month.
Speaker 3: I was this is so fucking stupid, but everybody's here
Speaker 3: and everybody should have it. And Joe's like, oh, I
Speaker 3: don't know how to get it, and I was like, no,
Speaker 3: it's my TV, so I'll pay for this. I was
Speaker 3: just like no.
Speaker 1: That was just around the time where because I know
Speaker 1: YouTube TV offers like a free month.
Speaker 9: No.
Speaker 3: I was on a particular chan on or something something
Speaker 3: random at shit, and I was like, Joe's on TV.
Speaker 2: I was thinking about, uh not right now. I think
Speaker 2: it was what my computer just like went live. I
Speaker 2: don't know.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I put my computer to sleep sometimes and it'll
Speaker 1: come back on even though I disabled it being turned
Speaker 1: on by like the mouse. Yeah, you like so it
Speaker 1: things can't move and it still just turns on.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I have that setting on too. It just it
Speaker 2: doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: Thanks. It's a complete wake up on the boarding and
Speaker 1: it's been running and I'm like, oh cool, Yeah.
Speaker 3: Time my computer off every time I'm done with it.
Speaker 1: I don't because sometimes I like, I have a lot
Speaker 1: of stuff open and I'm like, I just want to
Speaker 1: go to bed.
Speaker 2: Yeah where I left from. I do at least like
Speaker 2: twice a week shut it off overnight.
Speaker 1: Yeah. It's better for your definitely, especially your memory, so
Speaker 1: you can like reset it.
Speaker 2: Anyway. Oh we're talking about Oh yeah we should. Uh,
Speaker 2: we're talking about the skin the subjects of conversation.
Speaker 8: Where we move on to question marathon. No, I not
Speaker 8: to talk about Marathon. I want I want to talk
Speaker 8: about content. I want there to be at least three
Speaker 8: Hispanic characters, none of them dark skin, all of them
Speaker 8: women in Marathon.
Speaker 2: They probably will not be people in Marathon. Fuck, there's
Speaker 2: probably gonna be no humans in that game.
Speaker 6: I don't care.
Speaker 1: I need humans.
Speaker 2: I need a human connection.
Speaker 1: I want humans.
Speaker 2: Say the suits, what what is it? What you just say?
Speaker 2: So saith the suits? The suits?
Speaker 1: Yeah, the producers, Well I should say I should say
Speaker 1: you said say it?
Speaker 2: And then suits, which is so separate like the old
Speaker 2: English and then like a modern that. I thought, like
Speaker 2: the suits, like is that a clan? Like s O
Speaker 2: O T S like what it was like like an
Speaker 2: ancient plan? So say the what are they called again,
Speaker 2: the border director?
Speaker 1: What are they called those people? Yeah? Yeah, yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: So so we need I need a person.
Speaker 2: Look, I need a fuckable I need them to be
Speaker 2: about character characters.
Speaker 3: The men are not gonna want this series.
Speaker 2: Private Bungee, I need a private, private Bungee, private bunch.
Speaker 2: It's me John Bungee.
Speaker 3: What's the name of the.
Speaker 1: Person that girl with the sword, the girl with the
Speaker 1: half truth from the Bungee game?
Speaker 2: What they have truth?
Speaker 1: Yeah, the sword, the sword from the Bunge of game.
Speaker 1: The girl has the big sword and the old Bungee
Speaker 1: game is like an RPG. I forgot what it's called.
Speaker 2: Are you talking about the anime looking one?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: That's own sword?
Speaker 3: Yeah cool?
Speaker 2: You want that?
Speaker 3: I want that. I want only female characters. I want
Speaker 3: them all ovulating visibly, and I want them all Uh.
Speaker 1: I don't even know what that is. That is that's
Speaker 1: the magic find out. I want to find out.
Speaker 3: You get pictures of the pictures of women ovulating all
Speaker 3: over my fucking Google.
Speaker 1: G BT, Like, what does ovulation look like? Physically? What
Speaker 1: does a woman? What does she look like when she's ovulating? Like,
Speaker 1: fucking freak, you're a freer a absolutely, you're a weirdo.
Speaker 2: Here's not talking to you anymore. Yeah, yeah you can't.
Speaker 3: I'm not using and it's just a on itself. It
Speaker 3: delete app off your phone. Yeah, like the happens.
Speaker 1: Well, fuck, I try to find like A I could it?
Speaker 1: Let me. I try to find like A. It was
Speaker 1: like this island like Hawaii or reggae song that it cannot.
Speaker 1: I only remember the main guitar lick, and I tried
Speaker 1: everything to find it, and it suggested to be everything
Speaker 1: except for what I was looking for, like.
Speaker 3: Funk, look up reggae ragged it's the.
Speaker 1: I'm not doing that. It sounds stupid already, reggae raggeds,
Speaker 1: Scooby Do doing a reggae song. It's not that, is it?
Speaker 3: It's not real?
Speaker 1: Okay, good, Yeah, reggae raggeds.
Speaker 2: Things. Let's talk Let's talk about fucking let's talk about
Speaker 2: the Chomp champ chop. Yeah, the YouTube had a big surprise.
Speaker 1: I think we're all kind of surprise, right because we're
Speaker 1: gonna talk about it on the other episode, but it
Speaker 1: came out too late.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the content cop it turned out to be H
Speaker 1: three Ethan clined because you know obviously. But the interesting
Speaker 1: thing is it was about the friendship or lack thereof,
Speaker 1: of Ian and Ethan.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was like ninety percent of it. That was
Speaker 2: most of it. So that was interesting.
Speaker 1: I wasn't expecting that for it to be like an
Speaker 1: hour and it was covering mostly that.
Speaker 2: But uh, it makes sense.
Speaker 1: I think Ian is somebody who realizes he's like, ah,
Speaker 1: this isn't my wheelhouse to like talk about like the
Speaker 1: broader subjects between like say Israel, Palestine or anything. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so he was just like, I'm going to talk about
Speaker 1: specifically what's happening between me and Ethan. And I will
Speaker 1: say I didn't need that. I understand why he did it. Sure,
Speaker 1: I completely understand why he did it. He was just like, oh,
Speaker 1: you've been talking shit and throwing shade, like let's go,
Speaker 1: And so it felt it felt a little nice or
Speaker 1: I'm like, I just didn't expect that. I thought he
Speaker 1: was kind of like past this at this point, like
Speaker 1: I don't care about I don't I'm not going to
Speaker 1: use my platform for stuff.
Speaker 2: Like this anymore.
Speaker 1: But uh no, being kind of antagonistic real being with
Speaker 1: Hasan and all those fucking his orbiters and shit, I
Speaker 1: was like, damn that shots fired.
Speaker 2: That's it was funny. Yeah, I liked that intro. And
Speaker 2: there's a line that he did say that made me chuckle, yeah,
Speaker 2: which was like I think Ethan was giving like an
Speaker 2: analogy where he was like, he was the black student,
Speaker 2: all right, and then and uh Ian was like, so
Speaker 2: in this analogy, Ethan is the black student and I'm
Speaker 2: the white person not marching with him, march alone black student.
Speaker 1: That that was a good line, that uh stream that
Speaker 1: was a referenced. That was because I was saying, the
Speaker 1: people have all theorized. And I think even even Ibs,
Speaker 1: I think it seems pretty clear that that stream that
Speaker 1: Ethan and Hasan had that was the start of everything
Speaker 1: when he just absolutely lost his mind because he was
Speaker 1: so thoroughly embarrassed in it when they were talking about
Speaker 1: like oh, I can't like, hey, uh, it's it's racist
Speaker 1: to suggest Samsey to speak to me. But then also
Speaker 1: Ethan will speak on behalf of Jewish people, right, and
Speaker 1: then so he shows that and that that particular stream
Speaker 1: was when Ethan seemed like it was the plastic point
Speaker 1: of no return where he was so thoroughly embarrassed by
Speaker 1: like both of his audiences, like hit Assan and his
Speaker 1: to where things kind of shifted a little bit on
Speaker 1: the reddits, the subreddits and all that shit, and then
Speaker 1: he just like never recovered from that. And it's kind
Speaker 1: of crazy to see I've never seen somebody. Usually most
Speaker 1: people kind of when they get embarrassed in a stream
Speaker 1: or debate, whatever it is, they kind of brush it
Speaker 1: off because it's at the end of the day, the
Speaker 1: fucking Internet, you know, like, oh, that's fucking that's embarrassing.
Speaker 1: Maybe they'll unlist a thing like I've seen that happen
Speaker 1: many a times, like some chud gets destroyed by somebody,
Speaker 1: and then they just Charlie Kirk recently did that. Yea, yeah,
Speaker 1: Like so it's stuff like that. They usually just do that.
Speaker 1: They're like, oh, fuck, that was embarrassing on list, let's
Speaker 1: go about it.
Speaker 2: But this is different. But yeah, I wasn't.
Speaker 1: I don't know what your guys thoughts.
Speaker 3: Too long.
Speaker 1: I think even before he watched it, I already said
Speaker 1: that it was like a too long hour.
Speaker 2: Yeah, an hour is unnecessary, Like, I think a lot
Speaker 2: of that could have been dialed down. Yeah, it could
Speaker 2: have been tightened up. I think that could have been
Speaker 2: edited into a tight thirty minutes, you know what I mean,
Speaker 2: maybe even a little bit less, maybe like.
Speaker 3: Twenty five fifteen minutes, twenty five to thirty fifteen.
Speaker 1: Minutes, a bomb after bomb after the bomb, if the bomb.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. I thought, like, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I thought it was fine, like I guess, while I
Speaker 2: was watching it, I was struck with this feeling of
Speaker 2: just like, man, I just don't care, you know, I'm
Speaker 2: just like very apathetic about these like this situation because
Speaker 2: I think Ethan as a content creator. I mean, he's
Speaker 2: just been podcasting about things that make him upset the
Speaker 2: entire for like the last like three years. It seems like, yeah,
Speaker 2: you know, so like I fell, I don't really. I
Speaker 2: stopped caring a long time ago. So I was watching it.
Speaker 2: I was like, Okay, okay, this could be tighter. There
Speaker 2: could be more jokes here too. I thought it was
Speaker 2: like a little serious, which I didn't think it needed
Speaker 2: to be. Yeah, because I think content cop as a
Speaker 2: show should be a little bit more irreverent, un less.
Speaker 1: Uh, I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I think I feel like, if you
Speaker 2: were going to bring it back, I think it's a
Speaker 2: valid target. I just kind of I don't know.
Speaker 3: I think I think, yeah, I think it's probably a
Speaker 3: little I think it's gonna be a little hllary about
Speaker 3: making jokes again because of the fact that I think
Speaker 3: the jokes he made are the reason why he probably
Speaker 3: did a step away from that content.
Speaker 1: But if you're gonna do it, no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 2: I I I'm not saying I'm not saying scream the
Speaker 2: end word.
Speaker 1: I want it. I want I want him. I don't
Speaker 1: know that you and I are on the same page
Speaker 1: as that we we didn't. I imagine you too, that
Speaker 1: you didn't have some huge problem with a lot of
Speaker 1: the old jokes. We understand Nate doesn't want to do anymore,
Speaker 1: and that's completely fun, but it's just from our perspective,
Speaker 1: we want one of them. Like when you released that video,
Speaker 1: what was it called like I missed the old ey
Speaker 1: Dubs or something. I think it's called something like that.
Speaker 1: Like I watched it, I reacted to the whole thing,
Speaker 1: and I was just like, this is so overboard for me,
Speaker 1: this is like overkill, Like what the things that he
Speaker 1: was accusing himself of of, like what he thinks he
Speaker 1: did he he reminded me of, like say something I
Speaker 1: would accuse Joe Rogan of, like this is what Joe
Speaker 1: Rogan has done to certain communities, certain marginalized groups, and
Speaker 1: I'd be like, Joe Rogan, you need to get on
Speaker 1: your knees and fucking beg for forgiveness. And that was
Speaker 1: the way that Ian was behaving. And I was like,
Speaker 1: I don't think it's that. Look, he has every right
Speaker 1: to feel that way, you feel how fucking way he
Speaker 1: wants to. Absolutely, I think it's very much a personal
Speaker 1: journey is going on. I think even this is another
Speaker 1: personal journey because I feel like I probably wanted to
Speaker 1: be way more negative, but he's probably trying to be
Speaker 1: like as informative as possible, as like, hey, hey, what's happening,
Speaker 1: because I think he still clearly cares about.
Speaker 2: Absolutely done, But I just don't. I don't know, like
Speaker 2: it was just good. I don't think you should care about.
Speaker 1: Why though, like care about like say what like say
Speaker 1: because I agree because look, I'm on the position, I'm
Speaker 1: on the one side that I'm like, I want I
Speaker 1: want Ethan to get better for the sole purpose of
Speaker 1: he'll stop fucking with people, not necessarily for himself anymore,
Speaker 1: because to me, he's proven himself and the uh, the
Speaker 1: his producers is people that are there still sticking by him.
Speaker 1: They've proved that it ain't about his wellbeing or their
Speaker 1: families well being or none of that shit. So I'm
Speaker 1: kind of like, all right, you guys, do whatever the
Speaker 1: fun you're gonna do. If we're gonna crash out, go
Speaker 1: right the fuck ahead. But I would prefer if Ethan
Speaker 1: would stop boxing people, stop doing you know, doing crazy
Speaker 1: shit that which is the one thing that I feel
Speaker 1: like I'm losing my mind that there's not enough people
Speaker 1: that are focusing on that one subject. Items didn't touch
Speaker 1: it either, and it kind of like I don't need
Speaker 1: him talking aboutthing. Dude Dude Live on the Fucking Show
Speaker 1: went on Instagram, Yes, found people, and then he went
Speaker 1: on his fucking uh story and said his only regret
Speaker 1: is that he couldn't find more people to fuck with
Speaker 1: because most people either have their their things locked yeah right,
Speaker 1: like you have to request to follow them, or they're
Speaker 1: like anonymous and so he was just mad that he
Speaker 1: couldn't dox more people. And I'm like, how are we
Speaker 1: just sweeping over this? Even like Philip DeFranco kind of
Speaker 1: just he mentioned some people this is happening to them
Speaker 1: and showed a screenshot, but he didn't like cover it
Speaker 1: in a way that like, hey guys, this is happening,
Speaker 1: and this is a fucking problem. We all know doxing's bad,
Speaker 1: but why are we pretending for the sake of Ethan?
Speaker 1: It's like not a big fucking gale.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know, There's there's things I don't know. Man,
Speaker 2: I'm of the mind where I think it's weird. It
Speaker 2: just became too it's too it's too.
Speaker 3: It's too mombastic in a way that don't give a
Speaker 3: fuck about you know, no, not even it's not even
Speaker 3: like crazy. It's like it's.
Speaker 1: Like for real.
Speaker 3: It's like bad, like for real, Like it's like, this
Speaker 3: is a guy really going through some ship.
Speaker 2: You know. What I'm saying is like a lot of
Speaker 2: the the a lot of the content of the video
Speaker 2: is personal, and I don't think it needs to be
Speaker 2: because I think there's enough impersonal stuff to talk about.
Speaker 2: Preferred that Yeah, like, I think he's clearly crashing out,
Speaker 2: and he's been crashing out for a while. Yeah, And
Speaker 2: that's not even that's just that's coming from like a
Speaker 2: neutral observation where it's like, if anybody that I knew
Speaker 2: was streaming regularly and dedicating as much time to one
Speaker 2: person or a group of people as this person was doing,
Speaker 2: I would consider it a crash out. I don't care
Speaker 2: who you are, Like, it's crashing out. And the fact
Speaker 2: that it's still going on, and like I was watching
Speaker 2: is because Ethan was like streaming reacting to it, and
Speaker 2: he's just like obviously not hearing anything, and it's it's
Speaker 2: unfortunately a couple of minutes and he's I was looking
Speaker 2: at the chat and it's all agreeing with him, and
Speaker 2: I'm just like, what the hell's going on? And I
Speaker 2: saw it's like, oh, it's a member zone. Oh that's embarrassing.
Speaker 2: It is I don't know, I don't know. He's completely
Speaker 2: in it. Like that's the thing that's making me mad.
Speaker 1: Like the people around him, they're they're completely just allowing
Speaker 1: and excusing this behavior and just want to get paid.
Speaker 2: And I'm just like, at the cost of her fucking soul, man,
Speaker 2: the way he screamed that, Yeah, what value does the
Speaker 2: soul have? Really?
Speaker 3: Actually the way he screamed that, dude?
Speaker 1: And nowadays, yeah, like who actually cares? I wish I
Speaker 1: didn't care? Fu I really I mean that, I.
Speaker 2: Mean that I'm not care.
Speaker 1: I care.
Speaker 3: I can't help it.
Speaker 1: I do. I just made like two very long videos
Speaker 1: talking about the subjects, but started talking about the stuff
Speaker 1: that items left out, like the real ship. And then
Speaker 1: I did a follow up talking about propaganda because like say,
Speaker 1: I had somebody say that they wanted to debate me,
Speaker 1: and I was like, uh no, that shit's gay, and
Speaker 1: and I explained why I'm not gay. But I explained
Speaker 1: why because fucking I've never and I mean this, I'm
Speaker 1: not and this is not hyperbole. I've never met somebody
Speaker 1: that wanted a debate, that was actually trying to do
Speaker 1: it in good faith, or wanted to have some type
Speaker 1: of discussion or come to a certain consensus or understanding.
Speaker 2: Its debate a debate.
Speaker 3: Just what debates have become is just arguing your point
Speaker 3: in trying to pony each other post like a conversation.
Speaker 3: It's like, hey, what's your point?
Speaker 1: And dude, what happens a lot of times in this
Speaker 1: video that I made, I use an example of Destiny
Speaker 1: talking to Destiny being where he shouldn't have been. He
Speaker 1: was on it was like the Lex Friedman podcast or whatever,
Speaker 1: and then Norman Fichelstein was there and some other prominent
Speaker 1: people were there and Destiny. It was weird watching him.
Speaker 1: Villain wax like. I talked about this where somebody asked me, Hey,
Speaker 1: you should talk to Destiny. He would love to probably
Speaker 1: have a discussion with you about this conflict, and I
Speaker 1: said no, for the particular reason that he's not interested
Speaker 1: in hearing me. He doesn't. He's not first of all,
Speaker 1: he's not a humanitarian, which is the only people i'd
Speaker 1: want to talk to. Because he's like, oh, you know,
Speaker 1: you said live He's like, I don't care that they
Speaker 1: should genocide them. They should get rid of him, make
Speaker 1: them go somewhere else. He's like, I'm sorry, that sounds
Speaker 1: really awful. He's laughing about it, but this is how
Speaker 1: I believe. And then when he's having a debate, even
Speaker 1: when he gets like dead to rights, he's completely wrong.
Speaker 1: Just how you do a debate, You chug forward, You
Speaker 1: don't admit to you being wrong. You don't do dude.
Speaker 1: There was a moment that I lost my mind and
Speaker 1: I always just want to say this is that there
Speaker 1: is a the It was like like I think it
Speaker 1: was like twenty eighteen, like it was something like the
Speaker 1: Return to Gaza or something like that. It was and
Speaker 1: there it was like like a celebration, but there was
Speaker 1: a It was largely a celebration, but also there was
Speaker 1: some violence there, but it was overwhelmingly peaceful, and there
Speaker 1: was a lot of Israeli soldier snipers standing on the
Speaker 1: outside just sniping a bunch of people just fucking killing him.
Speaker 1: And the thing is so Fingerstein says, it was overwhelmingly peaceful,
Speaker 1: and then Destiny says, you're fucking lying. The UN even
Speaker 1: disagrees with you. And then Destiny reads saying, literally the
Speaker 1: first thing he says, although you know, the protests were
Speaker 1: mostly peaceful, and then it was like, wait, you just
Speaker 1: that's he said, overwhelmingly peaceful, And then Destiny reads, in
Speaker 1: his own word, set's mostly peaceful, and like, that's literally
Speaker 1: the same fucking thing. Mostly overwhelmingly overwhelmingly is not everything.
Speaker 1: It's not all. It is like if you go on
Speaker 1: a steam room, that's it. That's it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean that's a really semantic thing. That's the point.
Speaker 2: He because they do think overwhelmingly is more than mostly,
Speaker 2: but like not to the point where it's worth necessarily.
Speaker 1: He's the one that brought it out and said Norman
Speaker 1: was lying. So it's not Norman didn't doing fingers, didn't
Speaker 1: do anything wrong by saying it was overwhelmingly peaceful, which
Speaker 1: is true. Not it was completely peaceful, said you go
Speaker 1: Steam reviews, you see overwhelmingly positive. That does not mean
Speaker 1: everybody like the exactly.
Speaker 2: It's like the BLM thing too, where it's just like
Speaker 2: where that that meme of like most of the protests
Speaker 2: mostly peaceful. Yeah, they're like, oh, but there's like a
Speaker 2: fire behind him or whatever, and then they talk about
Speaker 2: how like, dude, I have I've talked to people where
Speaker 2: they think like they think the entire cities are like leveled.
Speaker 3: But I spoke to the American family, I've heard that, dude.
Speaker 3: My aunts and uncles were talking to me about it
Speaker 3: in Puerto Rica.
Speaker 6: They were like, dude, those up.
Speaker 3: Everybody's going crazy in America over the freaking over the
Speaker 3: BLM stuff. And I'm like, yeah, that's not happening at all,
Speaker 3: She's like, is telling me this right now?
Speaker 1: And I'm like, guess who this is? Insane? Lily's mom
Speaker 1: the same thing.
Speaker 2: She's like, it was like one building burn down or something,
Speaker 2: and then it's like the city's gone, dude.
Speaker 1: Like, oh, it's we're gonna need a fucking another what
Speaker 1: was it a Chicago or something. It's gonna be like
Speaker 1: the third Chicago now because it's all gone. They burned
Speaker 1: Chicago again, Like Chicago.
Speaker 2: The damage Umman, like the Palisades wildfire, by itself is
Speaker 2: I would guarantee you far more than the entire country
Speaker 2: throughout the entirety of.
Speaker 1: Infinitely, like by like a by, Like I'm something that yeah,
Speaker 1: we can't quantify with our own eyes at all. And yeah,
Speaker 1: it's just like Joe Rogan recently was saying, oh, do
Speaker 1: you hear about the because you know, Joe Rogan is
Speaker 1: trying to he has a little bit of buyer's remorse
Speaker 1: with endorsing Trump, and he was like, oh, this is
Speaker 1: terrifying that there's peaceful people and innocent people that are
Speaker 1: being sent to Al Salvador, and like, you know, this
Speaker 1: is terrifying, and but then he's like, oh propaganda. He
Speaker 1: turns it back on. It's like, but Biden was letting
Speaker 1: him in and releasing them and letting them go free.
Speaker 1: You remember, in that Venezuelan game, took over the whole
Speaker 1: apartment buildings, complete fucking bullshit propaganda that's been verified. People,
Speaker 1: the people at those buildings were like, what do you mean, nigga?
Speaker 2: That is That is what made that so funny is
Speaker 2: that I didn't even look into it.
Speaker 1: Good for you lived in the building that was taken over.
Speaker 3: We're like, we're going, I'm going to get my groceries
Speaker 3: right now.
Speaker 1: Isn't taken over by anybody. It's a building, Joe.
Speaker 2: Mean to takeover, Like what does that even mean? It
Speaker 2: means not like why would you take? What means? What
Speaker 2: value is you would You wouldn't really even know. Why
Speaker 2: wouldn't you just like, for all I know this this
Speaker 2: building is being taken over right now, and it would
Speaker 2: make no difference to me.
Speaker 3: So it's they don't turn into the shadow lands like
Speaker 3: when over the hand and everywhere in house kitchen, it's
Speaker 3: like a fucking Japanese temple.
Speaker 1: But that's how that's how first of all, that's how
Speaker 1: stupid their constituents are. And that's how stupid Joe Rogan
Speaker 1: is to where And this is another thing, because I
Speaker 1: want to make a video about Jamie you know, its
Speaker 1: producer not doing because there's a lot of people that
Speaker 1: think and there's like an illusion that Jamie does good
Speaker 1: work fact checking Joe. He does chicken shit fucking fact checking.
Speaker 1: So when there's like a really important thing like that
Speaker 1: that he's spewing, leaves it alone extremely false bullshit just
Speaker 1: hearing it. Oh, this gang took over an entire apartment.
Speaker 10: But that sounds it sounds like a fucking like even
Speaker 10: in fake movies like just say it sounds like a
Speaker 10: game twenty twelve Dread there's criminal elements within a building.
Speaker 2: They didn't take over the entire thing, you.
Speaker 3: Know, does it become something different when they take it over?
Speaker 3: Is it like in a game where you like you're
Speaker 3: doing tower defense and the bat that's over and it
Speaker 3: has a different color.
Speaker 2: Scheme and stuff like Tony, what the hell is that mode?
Speaker 2: I can't remember what it was called where you'd like
Speaker 2: skate over something, where you would skate over something and
Speaker 2: then if you did a check on it, it would
Speaker 2: turn red and then like the other player were trying
Speaker 2: to turn it blue.
Speaker 1: Oh, I don't know it was.
Speaker 6: You know.
Speaker 1: What I mean is like there's been there's been fucking
Speaker 1: venezuela different twenty minutes. Now it's a different, Like I
Speaker 1: don't Yeah, I don't know what that's called.
Speaker 2: I don't know what it's called. Yeah, Man, it bothers
Speaker 2: the hell of me that I can't, you know, describe
Speaker 2: it to.
Speaker 1: Chat GBT here out fucking whatever. So yeah, it's it's
Speaker 1: it's upsetting that it's that uh, it's that easy to
Speaker 1: just lie and then people are, oh, it's I don't
Speaker 1: know how you don't question that something that fantastical. But
Speaker 1: I understand people like say going back to like say
Speaker 1: Destiny for example, I understand that he's using these beats
Speaker 1: as a tool to further an agenda. And it's one
Speaker 1: of the reasons why I say, like, I don't I
Speaker 1: don't debate these people because they're not honest, they're not
Speaker 1: genuine Again, they're not humanitarians. They don't care about people.
Speaker 1: They care about tribalism. Maybe they care about a certain
Speaker 1: type of person, you know, they care about say oh
Speaker 1: how ethan phrased in the content nuke. These are clearly
Speaker 1: the bad guys you know, because they're they're Arab. It's
Speaker 1: not because you know, because I'm like, he doesn't consider
Speaker 1: Benjamin yet and Yah who's regime the bad guys because
Speaker 1: he didn't classify them as that, even though they're doing
Speaker 1: infinitely worse. It's just like in especially when it comes
Speaker 1: to a Western ideology, of course, the other is the
Speaker 1: bad guys, even though the people in that you represent,
Speaker 1: the soldiers that are part of our country, have done
Speaker 1: infinitely worse, but because of propaganda, you couldn't admit that
Speaker 1: they're infinitely worse and should be if you want to
Speaker 1: play that classification or say, real people understand that there
Speaker 1: is nuances and you don't classify good guys bad guy
Speaker 1: unless you're doing propaganda. That's the only way that works.
Speaker 3: I just I don't know, man, I just I think
Speaker 3: the situation just seems like like outside of all of this,
Speaker 3: outside of the uh the way you stand also like
Speaker 3: that you can look at this, the whole situation and
Speaker 3: see that Ethan is tripping. No matter where you stand
Speaker 3: on this, there may there could be an inkling of
Speaker 3: truth and whatever he's saying, but his reaction, his the
Speaker 3: way he's acting. You can look at it and tell
Speaker 3: he's he's having an episode.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he just is. It's a long winding financially, it's
Speaker 2: a long winding financially incentivized episode, which is the problem,
Speaker 2: you know. But uh, I mean it's had to say, like,
Speaker 2: do you I think the CPS stuff was pretty wild?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: I think I think, like the fact that's absurd.
Speaker 3: I said it.
Speaker 1: I said it before I got here. That says what
Speaker 1: I got here. It's really fucked up.
Speaker 3: But it was like, hey, the fact that like you
Speaker 3: could even like the girl that that like spearheaded the
Speaker 3: whole CPS situation thing about. But then I forgot her name.
Speaker 3: They brought her up about the CPS called called about
Speaker 3: the kid the kids eating catlet or whatever the fun whatever? Wow,
Speaker 3: should it was right? If I knew that person that
Speaker 3: said something like that, I'd be like, look, dude, don't
Speaker 3: say something like that. Your best bet is let the
Speaker 3: kids get hurt or whatever it means it is, But
Speaker 3: don't put your name in that because if that's wrong,
Speaker 3: that looks so much worse. Don't ever involve yourself in
Speaker 3: like some sort of like oh like unless you.
Speaker 1: From whose perspective I'm I'm just a little confused.
Speaker 3: It was it was Uh, I forgot who it was.
Speaker 3: Was somebody the person that that.
Speaker 1: You're saying, are you saying that the person that called.
Speaker 3: CPS one of the one of the people that was
Speaker 3: involved in it. Clearly wasn't one person because one person
Speaker 3: CPS doesn't answer to.
Speaker 1: Oh you think Denims did it. That's what people say.
Speaker 1: He's saying, he's that's what Ethan was saying.
Speaker 2: That's not true at all. That is so demonstrably false.
Speaker 2: It's insight.
Speaker 1: But see, this is the problem. This is the problem.
Speaker 2: There's people that believing.
Speaker 1: Insane Ethan right now saying insane ship and it's like, wait,
Speaker 1: we understand he's crashing out, but I still believe some
Speaker 1: of the stuff he's saying. Well, the CPS was called Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's not and that's not in contention. We were talking
Speaker 1: about who called them? No, no, right, But I'm just
Speaker 1: saying I was talking I was back against I'm just
Speaker 1: realizing I was trying to say that, like, if the
Speaker 1: CPS is involved anyway, that is whatever that is is
Speaker 1: too much.
Speaker 3: So look I want that is too much. Of course, granted,
Speaker 3: granted Ethan doesn't look like his mind is in the
Speaker 3: best place right now.
Speaker 1: Can I let me stay, let me stay on, let
Speaker 1: me let me, let me stay on the CPS because
Speaker 1: I think this is really important because there's so many
Speaker 1: people that and this is again, this is how propaganda works.
Speaker 1: So you find the thing that tugs on people's heartstrings
Speaker 1: and then they ignore everything else. So when I want
Speaker 1: to like talk about CBS because and for the people
Speaker 1: that are retarded, of course, calling CPS is fucked up,
Speaker 1: I shouldn't have to say that, but people would be
Speaker 1: like the people it should be obvious. It should be obvious.
Speaker 1: But let's examine this, like first and foremost, there's people
Speaker 1: we are getting to like, Okay, how did this even
Speaker 1: happen because a lot of people, unfortunately are seeing calling
Speaker 1: CPS is the same as getting swatted. First of all, no,
Speaker 1: because you can't, so CBS doesn't just show up. CPS
Speaker 1: is not swat. First of all, if you were saying
Speaker 1: the kids were in danger, CPS would be like call
Speaker 1: nine one one, what are you fucking stupid? You're stupid? Like,
Speaker 1: so there needs to be credible information is a case,
Speaker 1: and which means the information that was fed was credible
Speaker 1: enough for them to actually investigate. Now, that's not it's
Speaker 1: not you would hope it's that's how it works, not always,
Speaker 1: not always. If there's no grounds for anything, they're not
Speaker 1: gonna get off their asses.
Speaker 3: Like it would be like it's like multiple if multiple
Speaker 3: k are brought up, right, if it's constantly brought up,
Speaker 3: eventually they will take a change it.
Speaker 1: So what it is like if you constantly say something
Speaker 1: that's not evidence, that's that's I.
Speaker 2: Think the argument is that like they don't. It's it's
Speaker 2: kind of like how the government is still is not
Speaker 2: really caught up to how even just content creation works.
Speaker 2: And there's no classification for how we do or just
Speaker 2: tax stuff. So there's an easy ways there's no I
Speaker 2: think I think the idea is if enough people are
Speaker 2: brigading cps with the same kind of claim, that kind
Speaker 2: of the volume, that the volume eventually equates to a
Speaker 2: level of credibility, because it's just like, well, how could
Speaker 2: all these I understand, I.
Speaker 1: Understand the position. I just don't even think. I think
Speaker 1: it's simpler what happened than a bunch of people called sure.
Speaker 1: What I think it is is that he's so Ethan
Speaker 1: says a lot of wild stuff about his family on
Speaker 1: the podcast. All it takes is for some stupid, dumb
Speaker 1: asshole that has a vendetta against Ethan to clip it together,
Speaker 1: to put it together and show I'm very concerned about
Speaker 1: his kids because of all this stuff that's been happening,
Speaker 1: all the stuff that he's been saying. And they saw that,
Speaker 1: and they're like, oh shit, it would be irresponsible as
Speaker 1: me as an agent to ignore this. Yes, right, and
Speaker 1: then so and here's the thing people are like, because
Speaker 1: Denim's one thing there was like, Denims is laughing and
Speaker 1: all these people are frog and they're all laughing about this.
Speaker 1: I watched Ethan's video and Ethan, of course he's upset obviously,
Speaker 1: But one thing he talks about is when when the
Speaker 1: CPS agent came and like, uh, one of the kids
Speaker 1: when they're interviewing and talking, he was so lovely and
Speaker 1: so peaceful. But then you had all these people propagandas saying, oh, traumatize,
Speaker 1: And I'm like, Ethan never said anything about fucking traumatization.
Speaker 1: That's you putting it on that. He said that the
Speaker 1: kid was so lovely and sweeten. Everything was cool, but
Speaker 1: he's still obviously upset that this even happened. But I'm like,
Speaker 1: let's not make shit up. We all agree this is
Speaker 1: fuck that. I also I want to go and move
Speaker 1: just a little bit backwards and be like, Ethan knows
Speaker 1: how the internet works. This is the thing that spaces
Speaker 1: me off. Ethan's been doxing people and trying to destroy
Speaker 1: that H three snark thing and trying to dox them
Speaker 1: for a long time. My money's on those people did
Speaker 1: it to him, and the reason is Ethan's with them.
Speaker 1: Ethan has been fucking Ethan docks people live and said, oh, here,
Speaker 1: look at this guy, look at his family. People were
Speaker 1: able to figure out where the fuck they were. Like
Speaker 1: somebody on the podcast even said, oh, I recognize that place.
Speaker 1: That guy comes out, the one that was talking shit
Speaker 1: about Elis Tattoo. He comes on and he's like, oh, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: they're fucking with my family, fucking with my sister, they're
Speaker 1: fucking my my mom's place to work as a teacher.
Speaker 2: You s so with that, Yeah, no one's got nothing
Speaker 2: to say about that. It is crazy. It's fucking insane
Speaker 2: to me.
Speaker 1: And then so I'm like, so, I'm like, oh, I'm
Speaker 1: so surprised that people fucked with Ethan's family. When their
Speaker 1: families are getting fucked with. Like I said, I'm not
Speaker 1: saying it's right, but it's just I understand.
Speaker 2: There's always an instigating incident, right, and you can see
Speaker 2: like and what that insticating incident is can vary, but
Speaker 2: like I do think, like it's very clear that one
Speaker 2: individual has taken this to a level where it did
Speaker 2: not need desk, absolutely did not need to go. Do
Speaker 2: you know any dude, do you know how any things
Speaker 2: I've ignored over the years, right, like similar, Like, dude,
Speaker 2: like it's insane. Remember when I said the other one
Speaker 2: what I want to because because the last thing I
Speaker 2: would want to do is deal with it for three
Speaker 2: straight years fucking telling me, dude every week?
Speaker 1: Do you remember I was telling you the other day
Speaker 1: that Andy Orski was making up like shit about me.
Speaker 1: So he was making up he was making up shit.
Speaker 1: Maybe I wasn't talking to you about us, but when
Speaker 1: uh so, I don't know if it was twenty seventeen
Speaker 1: or twenty eighteen, quick, quick little thing andy Orski was
Speaker 1: doing a live stream with that JF. Yeah he has
Speaker 1: actually uh he's he's the reason why I see any
Speaker 1: of that Ethan Ralph content because him and his co host,
Speaker 1: they they they'll they'll clip. I would never go out
Speaker 1: of my way to find this ship. Oh I'm gonna
Speaker 1: go this huge uh live stream and fuck that so
Speaker 1: people will clip it and then I'll watch it and
Speaker 1: laugh at Ethan or something, you know, Ethan Ralph not
Speaker 1: Ethan Klein. Uh So, but yeah, so Andy Worsky was
Speaker 1: co host with jf Right, the one that allegedly killed
Speaker 1: is is probably probably but yeah, he was so long
Speaker 1: story short, he started crashing out around that time, and
Speaker 1: then he started making up a bunch of stuff for
Speaker 1: entertaining purposes. So we made up that like there was
Speaker 1: some girl that turned out to be a neo Nazi
Speaker 1: content creator. She like infiltrated the anti SJW community and
Speaker 1: was like, Oh, I'm cool, everything's fine. And then she
Speaker 1: was like, oh, by the way, black people are lazy
Speaker 1: and they steal and they're stupid, and she made like
Speaker 1: a video body it was like a race realist video. Anyway,
Speaker 1: he started, you know, piling around this stuff. All this
Speaker 1: crazy just happened. Andy makes a theory saying, oh, do
Speaker 1: you know why Derek was shitting on that girl? Even
Speaker 1: though we all joined the line live streamer shitting on
Speaker 1: her content live because we're all like, fuck this chick,
Speaker 1: she sucks. But he was like, oh, he's doing it
Speaker 1: because he was in love with her. He loved this girl.
Speaker 1: Now he's mad that she's racist. And then all of
Speaker 1: a sudden, all these I mean, it's not real, I know,
Speaker 1: but it's just like it was like what he's saying.
Speaker 1: So I didn't know about this, and I'm bringing this
Speaker 1: up because out of nowhere, all of their Nazi fans,
Speaker 1: like JFF and Andy's fans, were like crashing the fuck
Speaker 1: out of me, and I didn't know. I I literally
Speaker 1: had no idea because it wasn't like it happened immediately
Speaker 1: after we sat on her and made her pariah. This
Speaker 1: was way after the fact off, and I'm like, what
Speaker 1: is happening? Like I signed up for the Daily stormer
Speaker 1: with my business email. That was one of the things
Speaker 1: they did to me. All of a sudden, I had
Speaker 1: to email the Daily storm and be like, hey, bro,
Speaker 1: this isn't like this. Somebody's fucking my email. They're oh, understandable.
Speaker 2: I like the idea that they had responsible customers. I
Speaker 2: think about that a lot.
Speaker 1: Actually, whenever I talked this the subject I think about,
Speaker 1: like that was a pleasant interaction.
Speaker 2: I'm very understanding. Yeah, I bet. I bet it was
Speaker 2: easier for you to to unsubscribe for the Daily Stormers
Speaker 2: and email than it is for me to get fucking
Speaker 2: Spectrum to stop calling me about this mobile plan that
Speaker 2: they want me to fucking do. Absolutely so many times
Speaker 2: I've been like, stop calling me, I don't want this thing, Like.
Speaker 1: Hey, sorry about tho situation. We don't really believe all
Speaker 1: that ship but just you know, the bills I t
Speaker 1: people whatever that.
Speaker 3: I'm sure most people, most people involved in really functuations
Speaker 3: are like I don't believe this, but like I need
Speaker 3: to pay my Well.
Speaker 2: I actually think it's just more more about like he's
Speaker 2: so he's more passionate. He's a passionate, seething racist. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but I think he's he's more passionate about good customer service.
Speaker 3: Right, you know, I think I think that is such
Speaker 3: a bubblegum way of thinking about it, exactly exactly like that.
Speaker 1: It's like, dude, there were voters. There are people that
Speaker 1: literally interviewed, like say in rural areas around Obama's campaign. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and they're like, so you guys voting for and they're like, literally, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm voting for the hard R.
Speaker 2: And it's like they don't, and they're like, so it's
Speaker 2: interesting that they hate that. They hated the have a
Speaker 2: Mormon more than a black person more.
Speaker 1: That's kind of awesome And it makes.
Speaker 2: Sense, I guess, because one's an ideology and one's completely immutable.
Speaker 1: You know, what is a state of being in one
Speaker 1: is a mentality. It is.
Speaker 2: But it is funny. It's very funny that that would
Speaker 2: be the choice that someone would make.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's someone, but you you still hate.
Speaker 3: It's so strange that stuff makes me not value as
Speaker 3: a human, Like revealing that his mentality that I was like, oh,
Speaker 3: you don't deserve to be alive. Yeah, I should be
Speaker 3: able to. I should be able to get I should
Speaker 3: be able to.
Speaker 1: You know, it would be nice if they, you know,
Speaker 1: were erased. But yeah, but yeah, the whole point was
Speaker 1: that I could have said something. I could have tried
Speaker 1: to make I could I could have made a video
Speaker 1: talking about all these people fucking with me. But I
Speaker 1: didn't understand until Jeff Holiday told me at vid Connie's, like,
Speaker 1: oh did you hear Andy did this and this and that?
Speaker 1: And I was like, that explains why I was getting
Speaker 1: all this wave of hate that I literally didn't understand.
Speaker 1: I had some anti fan art, which I've never even
Speaker 1: knew that was a genre, really, but uh, I guess
Speaker 1: it makes sense, but yeah, would make sense. It was.
Speaker 1: It was like a thing where I literally didn't understand
Speaker 1: the context. It was like I was staring in the
Speaker 1: mirror crying, and then that chick's picture was on the thing,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I don't understand what is happening. And
Speaker 1: I was like, I was like, what is what is this?
Speaker 3: Every anti f.
Speaker 1: Yes, I always, I always only remember the storm parts.
Speaker 1: I'm not even gonna like that sounds right to me.
Speaker 1: That sounds completely right to me.
Speaker 2: I remember watching that live stream too.
Speaker 1: It was me Warski, that German guy.
Speaker 2: I remember they asked me. I remember saying, I can't
Speaker 2: remember who wanted who was talking to me, but they're like,
Speaker 2: you want to come on? I was like, yeah, you're
Speaker 2: absolutely not. I want no part of this.
Speaker 1: Who's that guy, that German dude that would make like
Speaker 1: and crowd and tea Yeah yeah, oh yeah, he was
Speaker 1: like German and British because crowd and t Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he was that.
Speaker 2: I never understood why that was anything I asked. I
Speaker 2: don't even think I questioned it once.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I guess I don't remember how I knew that.
Speaker 1: But yeah, he turned out. Yeah he I think he
Speaker 1: still makes like history stuff and it does really well.
Speaker 1: I think so he just like got out of the
Speaker 1: community and it was like, oh, good for you. You
Speaker 1: just look like that thunderfoot guy. He just makes anti
Speaker 1: Elon videos and they just they do bangers like bang.
Speaker 2: I haven't heard from that kind of why.
Speaker 1: That's all he does. I mean, he does his scientist
Speaker 1: ship because he has a real job.
Speaker 2: He makes his fucking semen and beakers and wonder.
Speaker 1: And then he makes anti Elon videos.
Speaker 2: But my wonderful, what this will be?
Speaker 1: Wonderful?
Speaker 2: I wonderfuot what this will be?
Speaker 1: That is, but the videos are bangers, thunder wonder That
Speaker 1: guy probably makes great stuff.
Speaker 2: What he says, I think both I think that's his catchphrase.
Speaker 1: I think both things.
Speaker 2: Anything that rhymes with thunder. He adds foot at the
Speaker 2: end of it. That's just like a little stinger. I
Speaker 2: wonder I spilled my semen. This was a bit of
Speaker 2: a blunderfoot.
Speaker 1: A blunderfoot right, It's.
Speaker 2: Really only like three words, the thunder, plunder, thunder, plunder,
Speaker 2: a thunder good, which is not a scientific word. Thunder
Speaker 2: is not really yeah, not particular thundering what a thundering?
Speaker 3: A thunder means to like, I know us thunder thunder
Speaker 3: means to like burn and break apart.
Speaker 1: Isn't that to take down? No us thunder something something
Speaker 1: as thunder is doing is thundered. I don't. I just
Speaker 1: thought I was like torn apart. Maybe I think sunder
Speaker 1: means to burn and fall apart. Yeah, I just think
Speaker 1: thunder is not a science word. Really, that's not gonna.
Speaker 2: Come up in like a science report. Torn Asunder was
Speaker 2: like a fan It's like a legoless word. Yeah, there's
Speaker 2: a there's a there's a song called Drowned and torn Asunder.
Speaker 2: That's how I know that by Amy Winehouse. Yeah, they're
Speaker 2: trying to drown and tore me asunder? Stop?
Speaker 1: Why does why does Neil Patrick Harris have a cake
Speaker 1: of my dead body? WHOA? What the is up?
Speaker 2: But that that's really weird. That is not talked about
Speaker 2: nearly enough. It is that he just did that. It
Speaker 2: needs to be TikTok, like yeah, like what are we
Speaker 2: like what like, I mean, I guess he's kind of
Speaker 2: like retreat, like he's I don't know, he's not really
Speaker 2: doing anything now, So should we try to cancel him
Speaker 2: that you're saying no, I mean, it's not necessarily cancelable.
Speaker 2: It's just mega wee.
Speaker 1: I agree with you because I don't. It's not that
Speaker 1: I want to cancel people, but I do want people
Speaker 1: to know about this thing. It's like it's like the
Speaker 1: where I'm like, I feel like there's a large portion
Speaker 1: of like gen Z or why or whatever the fuck
Speaker 1: that don't know what mel Gibson did. And I'm like,
Speaker 1: you guys are missing out. They're gonna they're gonna think
Speaker 1: he's cool.
Speaker 2: Well, they just don't know.
Speaker 1: They're just indifferent. There's like a Mel Gibson. I think
Speaker 1: I've heard of that guy. He's done stuff. That's the
Speaker 1: guy that played that really really badly beat up Jewish guy.
Speaker 1: They're gonna make a sequel, you know that. Actually he
Speaker 1: played it was Jim Caviezel. He played that really that
Speaker 1: abused Jewish fella. Yeah, okay, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: But.
Speaker 3: That's not a nad with.
Speaker 1: Yeah guy, but yeah, he has a good movie or
Speaker 1: two freedom. Oh I don't know what they are, but
Speaker 1: I actually couldn't tell you what I remember him and
Speaker 1: Jerry Lewis mixed is what you know?
Speaker 2: What you understand?
Speaker 3: What stuff with that? I mean, why can't I date underage?
Speaker 7: Dude?
Speaker 2: I was so blown away that that was what that was?
Speaker 2: That because I remember from like anim Aniacs and stuff
Speaker 2: right right right Lewis.
Speaker 1: And Frank on the Simpsons, who professor Frank?
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, I just I what I learned
Speaker 2: that that was Jerry Lewis way late.
Speaker 3: We went from being old to like crazy old on
Speaker 3: freaking what you call it on Jerry Lewis, Yeah, because
Speaker 3: he was on If I was taking am I crazy?
Speaker 1: You are crazy? You know who is a Joe Jerry Lewis?
Speaker 6: He would have been dead?
Speaker 1: Who was Jerry Lewis?
Speaker 2: Was he dead by that time? Who was? Immediately?
Speaker 3: He must have been he died immediately. He that is
Speaker 3: such an ins so.
Speaker 1: Popular, like like I think like that, I think Jees
Speaker 1: might have been getting rounded up or something like that time.
Speaker 2: That's yeah, it really was like a long time ago,
Speaker 2: like the Lady Lady, there's a clown on the Animaniacs
Speaker 2: that that was like that, yeah, the whole like it
Speaker 2: would just be like, it's kind of insane you look
Speaker 2: back at it, all these that fucking references that have
Speaker 2: no meaning to me. There's just the character in the
Speaker 2: show to know they have they have no.
Speaker 3: Brain, dude, being in the brain, like that's why I
Speaker 3: like the I hated that I like the brain when
Speaker 3: I was younger and I was like, why do I
Speaker 3: like it?
Speaker 1: This is like absolutely, op didn't know the Orson Wells
Speaker 1: was his brain is crazy. And Pinky is not the
Speaker 1: godfather the Pigeons. The pigeons godfather, Like I don't know.
Speaker 1: Pigeon is not for kids at all.
Speaker 2: It isn't.
Speaker 7: Thought dude, It's fucking like, how the.
Speaker 2: Fuck was I supposed to know what the hell that was?
Speaker 2: But there's a clown specifically that was insane, that ship
Speaker 2: that like I would watch and be like a yay.
Speaker 1: Do you know a guy named Ralph Garman, no, ral Macchio, Well,
Speaker 1: hold on, Ralph Garman. He he would He used to
Speaker 1: be on the radio show k Rock and he does
Speaker 1: a podcast with Kevin Smith, the director Oh what was
Speaker 1: it called Hollywood Babylon so on k Rock on the
Speaker 1: Kevin and Beach Show. The Morning show. They would like
Speaker 1: crank call people sometimes and he does great impressions Ralph Garman, like, dude,
Speaker 1: they got in trouble for prank calling the like the
Speaker 1: French president because Jerry Lewis is like really popular in France.
Speaker 1: It was like a national treasure over there for some reason.
Speaker 1: So we're here and he was like it's me Jerryis
Speaker 1: and stuff and they're like, oh my god, Jerry Lewison,
Speaker 1: like nice break to the president, you know, and they
Speaker 1: literally got to talk to the President of France.
Speaker 2: And they were like, oh, Ship, dude, this is this has.
Speaker 1: Gone too far.
Speaker 2: This fucking clown. I remember this, like, oh yeah, bark
Speaker 2: lavin Wolf, Oh Ship, I love how many times people
Speaker 2: would would shoot each other. You're that You're that fish
Speaker 2: that shoot himself, yeah, with the gun, like it was
Speaker 2: like a fish. Another example of this where he's like
Speaker 2: he's modeled after Peter Lourie, the guy who played fucking
Speaker 2: Igor in the fucking original Frankenstime, but like it's like
Speaker 2: a it's a fish modeled after Peter Lourie. And he's like,
Speaker 2: I can't take it, and he pulls out a fucking
Speaker 2: gun and shoot himself in the head. Dude, that is
Speaker 2: like a real wife, not even like a laser gun.
Speaker 2: What happened?
Speaker 1: Smokey guns were at that time. Whenever you might it
Speaker 1: would be a big puffle so much and it's like
Speaker 1: to be gone. Gun smoke, guns, smoke the smokest gun, Peter,
Speaker 1: isn't gun smoke of color?
Speaker 3: Isn't that a color of metal?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 1: It can't know.
Speaker 4: It is?
Speaker 2: Actually I don't know. Well, man, I've seen everything.
Speaker 1: I just know it's a show gun.
Speaker 3: Smoke is the engine in it.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, he looks like him too, the eyebrows.
Speaker 2: Have you seen this is so stupid. I love how
Speaker 2: fucking ugly it is.
Speaker 1: He pulls out his fish gun, his fish gun, his
Speaker 1: old fish gun. He has a pistol. He has a pistol.
Speaker 1: No ship.
Speaker 2: Did I love those old cartoons? I don't care.
Speaker 1: It's a lot of good stuff.
Speaker 2: It's insane and it's also so funny.
Speaker 3: But it's also like you know, like maybe problematic for
Speaker 3: a very young developing mind.
Speaker 2: But like so what ud I don't know. There's some
Speaker 2: of it.
Speaker 3: That question.
Speaker 1: Do you think a lot of the modern cartoons now
Speaker 1: that are on like say, Cartoon Network and Glodi A.
Speaker 2: Do you do you think that they have.
Speaker 1: Callbacks to say, maybe comedians and stuff like that from
Speaker 1: like thirty forty years ago.
Speaker 2: Now, it's a good fucking question.
Speaker 3: Maybe maybe they have callbacks to people in the nineties
Speaker 3: and stuff like that.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. Maybe the like two thousands, yeah,
Speaker 1: like J Carrey, yeah.
Speaker 2: Or like, yeah, that's an interesting question. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I just got to start watching. I'm sure they must.
Speaker 3: There's going to be a period of time in the
Speaker 3: future where there's well, actually, what would we play.
Speaker 2: I think they actually have them, They actually have them integrated.
Speaker 2: I think now where it's like they actually because now
Speaker 2: that those bearriers are less defined, so now it's like
Speaker 2: you'll have the star. Now you'll have Yeah, now you
Speaker 2: have like JK. Simmons in uh, you know, gravity Falls
Speaker 2: or something that's good playing a character serious serious?
Speaker 3: Oh really really I love him talking to freaking Matt
Speaker 3: David about the new movie, him being like a mad
Speaker 3: damon mad da it's up that dude.
Speaker 1: That fucking how he looks, the way that look is
Speaker 1: so fucking so disrespectful.
Speaker 2: Dude, Well you know why it's like that, right? No,
Speaker 2: I don't actually actually because I wasn't looking for this information.
Speaker 2: I was just like listening to a bunch of Team
Speaker 2: America stuff and having it having across this apparently like
Speaker 2: they made him that way because that he didn't intend
Speaker 2: to do that, but the puppet came all fucked up
Speaker 2: and it was like too late to like they couldn't
Speaker 2: really get a replacement. So they were like, he looks retarded,
Speaker 2: and so they were just like, let's just make him.
Speaker 2: But it wasn't like a Matt Damon sucks. It was
Speaker 2: just like this puppet came out real bad.
Speaker 1: That makes a lot of sense because I never really understood.
Speaker 1: I was like, Matt Damon's a good actor.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, no, good guy. There's an interview, guys,
Speaker 2: there's an interview where he's like, I know, I mean,
Speaker 2: I don't know where it came.
Speaker 3: I remember saying that. She's kind of like, I don't
Speaker 3: know what. I don't know what happened.
Speaker 1: They just got to me.
Speaker 2: To me, that's great for those who're know never talking
Speaker 2: about Team America World Police and then sucking Matt Damon puppet.
Speaker 2: Like you should all watch that movie if you haven't.
Speaker 1: That movie is so fucking fun.
Speaker 3: The movie is so insane. I remember watching that for
Speaker 3: the first time when I was like maybe ten, and
Speaker 3: I was like what, Yeah, I.
Speaker 1: Was like, maybe like eleven or twelve urs and four.
Speaker 1: I said, no, four, Yeah, yeah. It was definitely well
Speaker 1: out by four. And I was like, what in Tarnation?
Speaker 1: That was great?
Speaker 3: I said Tarnation? Actually, as a kid, I don't nation exactly.
Speaker 1: I couldn't Tarnation. I have no fucking idea.
Speaker 3: It's like Tarnish, Damnation, the fuck up.
Speaker 2: I mean, you might have a point. I was.
Speaker 3: I was watching something about Cody Rhoads, and Cody Road is, like.
Speaker 2: Who the fuck is that?
Speaker 1: He's a wrestler whatever, He's cool. He's actually a cool dude.
Speaker 1: I actually like Cody Rhods.
Speaker 2: Yeah, great job.
Speaker 3: I like him as a person a lot. Uh, he's
Speaker 3: always a heal Unfortunately, I don't know if he's a
Speaker 3: healing anymore. Then they might have made him stop being played.
Speaker 2: The only wrestler I know is Alex Cole. I think
Speaker 2: I think that's the name that's not even remotely true.
Speaker 2: I mean it is kind of what do you mean,
Speaker 2: like on a personal level, Yeah, well then that's I
Speaker 2: understand that. Yea yeah, because we played Halo Infinite together
Speaker 2: a couple of guy but like and then everybody was like,
Speaker 2: you're playing with Alex Cole And I was like, I
Speaker 2: don't know what that means. Is that I don't know
Speaker 2: what any of that means, but.
Speaker 3: It's funny him him, Like he's like everybody sees me
Speaker 3: and he's like, oh yeah, it's like big white dude
Speaker 3: from like fucking Georgia neck tattoos. Clearly I'm like a
Speaker 3: fucking trump be ass. So's like, I'm.
Speaker 1: Really not bleach your hair. Like he's like, I am
Speaker 1: really really not. I think that guy's crazy, Like he
Speaker 1: looks like a seething racist, but he looks the whole
Speaker 1: black wife too. You're talking about. Yeah, he's a cool dude.
Speaker 3: Actually, every time every time he talks, it's like, oh,
Speaker 3: this guy's kind of cool guy. Like I just wish
Speaker 3: you didn't work where you worked because they all guzzle
Speaker 3: trump cock.
Speaker 1: But like it's crazy that like he you know, he
Speaker 1: went out and he was a VP of a W.
Speaker 1: He started a W with ther beer. Yeah yeah, not
Speaker 1: a yes, yes, the root beer. So he was the
Speaker 1: vice is in the root beer and the beer W
Speaker 1: mean acid whiskers. Okay, well we're gonna move on because
Speaker 1: that sucked. Remember you can ask in whiskers. Remember, and
Speaker 1: all the backwash of his ass, you know it, whiskers
Speaker 1: makes er. It's so sick.
Speaker 2: We're gonna answer questions now for.
Speaker 1: There's a guy. You know they have those things that
Speaker 1: you pour, like the drafts that dude's asses.
Speaker 3: It's just some guys eating a dude's asses, long deer
Speaker 3: and it's like this root beers. I don't know how
Speaker 3: this happens. I don't know what his mouth dust to it,
Speaker 3: but it's delicious.
Speaker 1: Come on, man, it's funny.
Speaker 3: It's funny.
Speaker 1: It's like Jitler, that's this was way better than Jailer.
Speaker 6: Shut.
Speaker 3: I Thinkler's gonna make it. Dude, No, it's not, it's not. No,
Speaker 3: it's you guys. Are you guys don't know about the
Speaker 3: titlar bit. That's gonna be a big things, actually really good.
Speaker 2: It's really the ice coffee from Delta Shocked.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, no, it's just a regular ice coffee.
Speaker 2: But it's it's just you went up there and you said,
Speaker 2: give me just a nice coffee.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because I I was so I wasn't planning on it.
Speaker 1: I went through the alley. I was like, oh, I'm
Speaker 1: just fucking I still. I told you guys, I was leaving. Yeah,
Speaker 1: shoot through the alley, and the alley's connected to the
Speaker 1: del Taco. Yeah, And I was like, you know, I
Speaker 1: just just winning, Hey me, guys coffee because I just
Speaker 1: needed redemption.
Speaker 2: I just didn't even know they had that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they got breakfast stuff, which I don't know.
Speaker 3: They'll talk about it inside.
Speaker 2: You know. It was just like a North Korean facade
Speaker 2: I've never been in.
Speaker 3: I want to play a local one.
Speaker 2: I walk in there sometimes because they have a fruit
Speaker 2: punch I see, oh and every now and again I
Speaker 2: have like a craving for that. For some reason, it
Speaker 2: just brings me back.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they got they got a couple of nice things there. Man,
Speaker 1: don't taco and throw an absolute fucking fit that I
Speaker 1: leave absolutely like what you throw everything on the ground,
Speaker 1: myself on the ground. I start trying to buy people
Speaker 1: screaming King Stoop's bag. Yeah, you's gonna get it, and
Speaker 1: you guys can't keep mining. I try to go to
Speaker 1: places in the window.
Speaker 2: I try to walk into places more than the drive through,
Speaker 2: because like, I don't know how long these things are
Speaker 2: gonna be here, You know what I mean? I took
Speaker 2: for granted a lot of the things that I figured
Speaker 2: it would be around forever.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, dude, I I just learned at uh
Speaker 1: Jordan's wedding, Jordan Nicki's wedding that that giant gundam in
Speaker 1: Osaka is gone. It's been gone for a bit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're getting rid of the Batman statue too. Oh really,
Speaker 2: I don't know if they're gonna replace it with something.
Speaker 2: I hope it's I hope they're replace it with something.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go like a platform there like that long.
Speaker 2: It's been there, since since we've been here. You guys
Speaker 2: want to go get a cucumber and sticking on it
Speaker 2: and like take pictures with it. Yeah, we gotta take
Speaker 2: pictures with the Batman. Yeah, but like you know, I
Speaker 2: want to climb on his head and the one thing
Speaker 2: that I said, well, you want to masturbate him? Yeah,
Speaker 2: with the cucumber.
Speaker 1: Okay, they will just break in at black so it
Speaker 1: looks like it' still part of his costume.
Speaker 2: I'm going it's not even.
Speaker 3: Black, is it?
Speaker 1: Is it? It's brons, So get bronze paint and like sapriant.
Speaker 2: If it was black, I think it's not green.
Speaker 3: I sent, I sent, literally the picture of Goofy.
Speaker 2: What she said?
Speaker 3: She just just like I have to go to sleep.
Speaker 3: And I was like, because really was bothered her. It
Speaker 3: was like definitely, like maybe I just woke up and
Speaker 3: look at this. She was like, what the fuck, dude?
Speaker 2: Why are you so bothered? I thought she'd be impressed.
Speaker 1: She she doesn't see them in that light at all.
Speaker 1: It's like she has a thought of Goofy with a
Speaker 1: giant cock. By the way, he's jacked. He's like that
Speaker 1: giga what was that gigad?
Speaker 2: Is it the giga? Not the giga Chad? Oh my god,
Speaker 2: what was that guy?
Speaker 1: It's a black dude. I don't even remember what movie.
Speaker 2: It's from? Venom? Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's right.
Speaker 1: It wasn't what I was trying to think.
Speaker 2: We're gonna read questions please, just we're done, don't you
Speaker 2: dare say let's do questions please? So does he talk?
Speaker 1: That was way for him to give inputs.
Speaker 2: I like, no, you weren't give a question because I
Speaker 2: was about to go into questions.
Speaker 3: That's great. Lets get the questions though, We're.
Speaker 2: Gonna read your questions from patreon dot com SATs to
Speaker 2: start tank. Remember, go over there if you want to join.
Speaker 2: Do you want to ask your.
Speaker 1: Oh I think it's giga nigga. Sorry, go ahead.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say that.
Speaker 1: You're gonna say it back as you heard it, and
Speaker 1: you were like what I thought it?
Speaker 2: And then I was like, oh, I can't.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure it's gigging.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Hell, he suspenders built into his skin.
Speaker 1: Yeah, here, let me get a better one. You don't
Speaker 1: remember gig nigga.
Speaker 2: Oh, they're just also brown. He looks like he looks
Speaker 2: like you know what they were like under his skin.
Speaker 2: Somehow I thought he was a regular guy.
Speaker 3: You know when Broley goes super saying legendary super saying
Speaker 3: his eyelids go missing. Yeah, I feel like he's that
Speaker 3: form of a regular black guys.
Speaker 1: Okay, after what what happened to him?
Speaker 3: I don't know. Fucking the mouth inconvenience, I don't know
Speaker 3: a mouth like somebody cut him off in traffic and
Speaker 3: he was like, fucking slide. He's like, I'm gigna. God
Speaker 3: damn Baker.
Speaker 1: Super Boo must shut up.
Speaker 2: It was so I remember hearing that for the first
Speaker 2: time and thinking like, this is fucking let's go. It's
Speaker 2: hilarious that I vibed with that so heavily because it's
Speaker 2: just chaos.
Speaker 3: That's when that's when he bliwberry behind the planet, right,
Speaker 3: that's when he killed every human.
Speaker 2: Being on a few times when there was one time
Speaker 2: where good, well, I know I I thought that was
Speaker 2: that that played at that moment too, and I think
Speaker 2: it didn't, but I also don't know where else it
Speaker 2: would have played.
Speaker 1: I remember him wilding out and one specifically, but it's
Speaker 1: been too long. I keep saying I have to rewatch
Speaker 1: it to he killed everyone on the fucking planet. I
Speaker 1: was like, this guy, he just.
Speaker 2: Had his hand. It was like human extinction attack. Like
Speaker 2: what that implies that you practiced this? What do you mean?
Speaker 3: What do you mean, executive?
Speaker 2: That's pretty crazy.
Speaker 3: But he's also magic, so that's why his rules are
Speaker 3: a little I guess little whatever, ridiculous.
Speaker 2: There's no science with him.
Speaker 3: That's a blast. He's like, I think everyone's gay, and
Speaker 3: everyone becomes gay on the planet and they're like.
Speaker 1: No, is there a moment way older when I think
Speaker 1: it was ratits and vegeta save like a bug planet, like.
Speaker 3: Just no Napa napa, and but it's filler.
Speaker 2: What did I say?
Speaker 3: You said radits Oh yeah, and it's when when Vegeta
Speaker 3: had his brown hair.
Speaker 1: That was when like they did it was they didn't
Speaker 1: even do it on purpose. And then didn't they like destroy.
Speaker 3: The planet when they left.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know why. They just give my mind.
Speaker 3: That is they got captured. They were slaves for the
Speaker 3: baby people identities and they killed them.
Speaker 1: It's so funny because they suck saying suck that's the point.
Speaker 2: Oh man, I'm definitely gonna watch that show to get home.
Speaker 3: The only saying that's not a huge piece of ship
Speaker 3: is literally Gohan.
Speaker 1: That's it.
Speaker 3: Gohan and Trunks and Goten. That's because they're half human.
Speaker 3: Goku some asshole dude. Well, I love I don't think
Speaker 3: Goku is, but Goku has asshole trades.
Speaker 1: I thought it was just a bad husband. I thought
Speaker 1: that was it.
Speaker 3: He's also lets they can charge up all the way
Speaker 3: and he can potentially lose the fight.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's like, oh got it, and he has gotten
Speaker 1: it so far, but it could get worse. Extremely selfish,
Speaker 1: absolutely right.
Speaker 3: The sociopathy is just saying that's what they are. They
Speaker 3: can't help it anyway.
Speaker 2: Corinth wrote in over on the Patreon sart go over there, Yeah,
Speaker 2: go there right now, Jackpot, send a Dollarward.
Speaker 1: Pot, Inward Pot.
Speaker 2: That's so unclever.
Speaker 1: There's no tax to it, it's just you want not
Speaker 1: to Edward. Yeah, it's the best. This is the best
Speaker 1: place to.
Speaker 2: Put Jesus Christ. Hello, Andrew Ryan. The nether brain and
Speaker 2: odin I was recent. I think you would be.
Speaker 3: I think a dragon.
Speaker 2: I'm Andrew Ryan. I don't know what the nether brain
Speaker 2: is though. I don't know what that is. I've never
Speaker 2: heard of that.
Speaker 3: That's the thing from.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the main boss that would be. That would make sense.
Speaker 1: Then it's another brain. It becomes thought it was an
Speaker 1: elder brain first, and I.
Speaker 2: Thought it was a minecraft thing.
Speaker 3: Oh, I gotta see that movie a movie I don't
Speaker 3: want to get stabbed, and I think it's.
Speaker 1: Like probably past right, you said you don't want to
Speaker 1: get stabbed, but then you're like, hope not.
Speaker 2: What was the question? We didn't even get to it.
Speaker 2: Fucking hell.
Speaker 5: It's another.
Speaker 2: Is that Jack Black song?
Speaker 1: Yeah you know the song, but you haven't seen the movie.
Speaker 2: That's interesting. I know it's it's it's an earworm unfortunately. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and Instagram and fucking everywhere.
Speaker 1: I don't know why, but I do want an action
Speaker 1: figure of Jack Black.
Speaker 2: It is funny. I saw somebody. I saw somebody take
Speaker 2: the head off and put it on like great ape
Speaker 2: vegeta or something and it works crazy.
Speaker 1: Well is it that version of him with the like
Speaker 1: Tom with the and everything?
Speaker 2: Let me, oh my god, let me have a can
Speaker 2: find it. But I'll ask the question first. Okay, I
Speaker 2: was recently diagnosed with mono after refusing to see a
Speaker 2: doctor for like two weeks. Holy shit, have you got?
Speaker 2: I still don't know what mono is?
Speaker 1: Fuck you get mono? What is that?
Speaker 2: Even? Well?
Speaker 1: All I know is that back in the day they
Speaker 1: call it the kissing disease. But I don't know what
Speaker 1: it does.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. I don't know anything about it.
Speaker 2: But he says, have you guys ever had a genuine
Speaker 2: illness and just refuse to see a doctor for whatever reason?
Speaker 1: And do you ever?
Speaker 2: And you and did you eventually see a doctor anyway?
Speaker 2: Or did you just let it faster until it went away?
Speaker 2: I always let let things just go. If if I
Speaker 2: just have to go really bad, like I went for
Speaker 2: bronchitis because I was just like, I literally can't breathe.
Speaker 2: I don't want this to turn into fucking pneumonia or
Speaker 2: some shit.
Speaker 3: When I feel pain and I go to the doctor,
Speaker 3: like when I'm like, ah, something's hurting me the moment
Speaker 3: you feel pain, like when I'm like because most of
Speaker 3: the time I can like the moment I am stopped
Speaker 3: by the pain I feel from something, I go to
Speaker 3: the doctor.
Speaker 2: I don't do that.
Speaker 1: I I usually well most things, Like I'm like, okay,
Speaker 1: whatever I have at home should handle it. Like I
Speaker 1: always keep Mandi biotics on me. Know the doctors don't.
Speaker 2: Want to do that.
Speaker 1: There's like finish them all.
Speaker 2: I'm like, fuck you.
Speaker 1: I take them and then my immune system takes care
Speaker 1: of the rest and then I have some left to take.
Speaker 3: You take a hit one enough to get me out
Speaker 3: of this. You need to say this every day, like, no,
Speaker 3: I'm good, I'm already healing.
Speaker 1: So much that was previous like Wolverine. Let me look like,
Speaker 1: let me cut off like Wolverine. I'm not healing. I'm dead.
Speaker 3: I'm dead, Bob.
Speaker 1: No, But yeah, yeah, no, I don't do what I
Speaker 1: do because you know you should finish your animat you
Speaker 1: get dude, older, you get it. You don't take that ship,
Speaker 1: doctor says it do it?
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, yeah, No.
Speaker 1: There's like one time I had a weird rash on
Speaker 1: my body and and then I went way too late,
Speaker 1: Like I saw a dermatolgist like, yeah, whatever you had,
Speaker 1: it's like gone, so I can't even you know, it
Speaker 1: was like it was just like it almost looked like
Speaker 1: birthmarks at the end after it was gone. It was weird.
Speaker 1: That was when my testoterone plummeted. That was around that time.
Speaker 1: That was fucking crazy. That was crazy.
Speaker 3: I have scheduled doctor from every like every every like year,
Speaker 3: I go to the doctor once.
Speaker 1: I have so many referrals that I just stopped. I
Speaker 1: just stopped trying.
Speaker 2: Dude.
Speaker 1: I wanted to get my endoscopy finally. I've been trying
Speaker 1: to get one since twenty twenty one. Bullshit keeps happening.
Speaker 1: And uh, the last time I I talked to the
Speaker 1: GI they were like, we have a schedule for February
Speaker 1: twenty twenty six. We have an opening for that, and
Speaker 1: I was like I just hung up. I was like
Speaker 1: I like, yeah, yeah, a year from Yeah, thanks guys, yeah,
Speaker 1: thanks fucking year from now, I'm gonna be dead already.
Speaker 2: Possibly, Oh the fuck that I happened?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 2: I can't find anything anymore.
Speaker 1: Damn, I hate that one. It's that like niche like yeah.
Speaker 2: Like I don't I know, I saw it, but like
Speaker 2: nobody titles anything anymore, you know, it's always just like
Speaker 2: with no context. There's just a bunch of hashtags don't
Speaker 2: mean anything. Uh, or it's just title or the caption
Speaker 2: is like my face when you know, So you can't
Speaker 2: you can't search for anything anymore. Yeah, christ you ask
Speaker 2: me to find food Battle two thousand and eight, I'll
Speaker 2: find it like this, right, you know, right, but like
Speaker 2: it's just something I saw, right, it's just gone. It's
Speaker 2: way harder to find still. Absolutely, what do you look
Speaker 2: at there? Huh? Something that he definitely shouldn't be amazing,
Speaker 2: So we're yeah, no, I game my appointments?
Speaker 1: Wow?
Speaker 3: Wow I thought I had it, Okay, wow Yeah my
Speaker 3: next doctors appointment, I guess is on Monday. I was like, oh, awesome,
Speaker 3: I guess I'm not gonna go.
Speaker 2: I don't know why it Oh yeah, well yeah.
Speaker 1: Of course I don't know why all dot do you
Speaker 1: get do you get text notifications. Yeah, yeah, because some
Speaker 1: do and some don't. For me, and I'm like, why
Speaker 1: is this not just the thing now? Because it's so easy,
Speaker 1: because I even sometimes when I forget, it's like hey bitch,
Speaker 1: it's time to go, and I'm like, oh shit, all right,
Speaker 1: And then sometimes I'm like I don't want to go,
Speaker 1: and then you just press node of cancel. Very great.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's a pretty good system. Yeah. Yeah, it's a
Speaker 2: system we got working.
Speaker 3: Make sure I always at least that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, right, all right, let's see LOLd on.
Speaker 3: I give them my blood and it'd be like your
Speaker 3: blood is fucking wat is your blood fucking rainbow colored?
Speaker 2: Okay? So sub zero zero six six one road in
Speaker 2: he said, this is his entire question.
Speaker 1: Oh here we go.
Speaker 6: He says, hello my child, which is all You're dad
Speaker 6: Kingston's dead.
Speaker 2: That's the entire That's all I.
Speaker 1: Was like waiting for, Like, oh, this is gonna know.
Speaker 1: That's it.
Speaker 2: So thank you some zero six x one.
Speaker 1: I hate that was very cool. It would have been
Speaker 1: better if it ended with the question mark.
Speaker 2: Though, Oh yeah, that would that would have that would
Speaker 2: have elevated it an entire tier. You know, Hello, what
Speaker 2: is that you're dead.
Speaker 6: Kingston's dead.
Speaker 3: That's not bad.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. It's Penreene road in Penal Penreene, Penreene
Speaker 2: Peenareene wrote, wrote, and he says, hey, three Musketeers. I
Speaker 2: recently got into Space Marine two. I recently got Space
Speaker 2: Marine two on Xbox a couple of weeks ago, and
Speaker 2: I've been absolutely addicted. I gotta get back to that.
Speaker 2: I gotta finish it.
Speaker 1: Still.
Speaker 2: I really liked it from what I played it, and
Speaker 2: then I don't know, I think it just with look, man,
Speaker 2: that's your your job is to play stuff, So I
Speaker 2: get it. Yeah, games become weird. They feel weird at
Speaker 2: a certain point because it's just like I have to
Speaker 2: play this. Yeah, and even if I like it and
Speaker 2: I want to, there's something, there's something there. It's just like, man,
Speaker 2: I don't want to have to do this. It's a
Speaker 2: little bit of ruin shit. Yeah, it does something. It
Speaker 2: really was just because I lot like the the Epic
Speaker 2: Games Launcher that I have it on is it was
Speaker 2: acting weird and I was like, well that's it. Oh right,
Speaker 2: I think it's fine now, but like I just haven't
Speaker 2: gotten around to reinstalling it. But anyway, he says, I
Speaker 2: got it. I'm absolutely addicted. My question is what is
Speaker 2: your favorite I don't even know if I haven't answered this.
Speaker 2: By the way, what's your favorite faction in the forty
Speaker 2: K universe? Two of my favorite factions are Orcs.
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 2: Wait wait two of my favorite factions are Orcs. Are
Speaker 2: there multiple Ork factions? I guess there must be. I'm
Speaker 2: assuming there was only one from that's kind of That's
Speaker 2: kind of why this question is kind of.
Speaker 1: Unless it was like a TYPEO oh there's nothing else
Speaker 1: after it?
Speaker 2: Or what No, well, he says, only because of the
Speaker 2: ship they make uh uh work all because of the
Speaker 2: ship they make work, just because what the fuck work?
Speaker 2: Just because they believe it does.
Speaker 3: Oh that's right, yeah they can like what reality.
Speaker 2: Yeah, things things happen because they believe they do. Like
Speaker 2: if you're telling yeah, literally literally, if you're telling you
Speaker 2: picked yeah, yeah, dude, for real.
Speaker 3: If you pick up a gun and you say this
Speaker 3: will blow up a city and then or does it
Speaker 3: and blows it up a city and other Orc sees
Speaker 3: it happen, then it would just be able to do
Speaker 3: that until you tell or you.
Speaker 2: Can't, and then can I ask you something? Man, I
Speaker 2: brought it up atwhere they're really dumb though I brought
Speaker 2: up out of nowhere just now, but it's it's uh.
Speaker 2: It sparked a little bit of a question in my mind.
Speaker 2: Is Oprah still like her?
Speaker 1: Is she still her?
Speaker 2: Is she still you know what I mean? You know, like,
Speaker 2: does she still have a show? No more?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: What is she doing?
Speaker 2: I think she's kind of surprising. I think she became
Speaker 2: like an old school She's had that O network for
Speaker 2: a while. Yeah, but so she just runs the cable channel.
Speaker 1: Probably that and just has investments in her Dirty Pause
Speaker 1: and everything. Yeah. I think she's reserved herself to the
Speaker 1: classic billionaire where you just stay out of the limeline
Speaker 1: collect money. Yeah. Smart the smartest, that one made so
Speaker 1: much money, dude. I went to her show once. I
Speaker 1: hated that she did to get a price. Yeah, we
Speaker 1: got some stupid shiit something stupid that. It wasn't the
Speaker 1: day he got cars or nothing.
Speaker 3: It's just something.
Speaker 2: It was in New York.
Speaker 3: She's not given everyone that's going to New York a
Speaker 3: fucking car.
Speaker 2: Hell.
Speaker 1: I think it's probably like once a year they probably
Speaker 1: do something like that, and then you you still have
Speaker 1: to play the taxes.
Speaker 2: He was like, by he is a it's always like
Speaker 2: that the December thirtieth episode of the of the Over
Speaker 2: Winfrey Show. You know what I mean. It's like and
Speaker 2: now everybody gets a car. WHOA crazy?
Speaker 1: It's always Q four. Absolutely, that's so funny.
Speaker 2: H oh. And he says, and the salamanders for how
Speaker 2: ruthless they are and oay and crazy.
Speaker 1: There's a person that I forgive me, sir. If you're listening,
Speaker 1: I know he told us to pick U fact, he
Speaker 1: wanted to buy some stuff. And I mentioned this probably
Speaker 1: a month or so ago, and I remember he followed up.
Speaker 2: I was like, I heard the funk up.
Speaker 1: And then when I told him, I was like, oh man, dude, yeah,
Speaker 1: my bad. I'm just busy completely forgot again.
Speaker 3: Was going to go hit bro.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so like but he was like hey, he was like,
Speaker 1: here's something. He even gave me a video because he
Speaker 1: wanted us to. I guess he wanted us. He wanted
Speaker 1: to push us in the direction of getting more into it.
Speaker 3: And I'm already into forty cat. I don't have the
Speaker 3: money to spend to play that game. Well, like I said,
Speaker 3: wanted he wanted to get you. I don't want to
Speaker 3: put him through, but I'll spend the money on that.
Speaker 3: I I just sprind to myself, I really wanted to.
Speaker 1: Well, then I guess it was I like he wanted.
Speaker 1: I mean he like he's he if somebody i'm I don't,
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't refuse gifts, you know, I don't demand.
Speaker 1: But like.
Speaker 2: That's crazy that that's the falsest thing I haven't heard.
Speaker 3: I hate.
Speaker 1: I hate.
Speaker 3: I genuinely don't like gifts.
Speaker 1: No, I understand, But what if like I hate gifts,
Speaker 1: hate gives because I like people give me things because
Speaker 1: because then I feel like I have to give people things.
Speaker 2: That's what I don't like.
Speaker 3: If I don't like gifts, that's what.
Speaker 1: The New Age idea of it being about in exchange.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I told even for me, like I don't like
Speaker 3: I don't like having events, like I don't like having
Speaker 3: birthday parties because I hate being bound to someone's day, like, oh,
Speaker 3: we're gonna go do something this day, so that means
Speaker 3: my day is ruined because I have to go live
Speaker 3: my day based on how they want their day to
Speaker 3: be lived, you know.
Speaker 2: Right, So I hate that.
Speaker 3: So I like someone like I'm having a party. This
Speaker 3: fucking thing, I'm getting a party thrown for me for
Speaker 3: my birthday. I fucking hate the idea of it because.
Speaker 1: For me, that's why I don't do it anymore. I
Speaker 1: hate it. I hate it so much. And then I
Speaker 1: had an argument about it. I'm not his own man,
Speaker 1: so you know, oh no.
Speaker 3: Yeah, absolutely was. I don't want this. She's like, we're
Speaker 3: doing a party, and I'm like, I said explicitly no.
Speaker 3: I said explicitly no, I'm just not gonna be there.
Speaker 2: That is an ancient memory, by the way, I remember.
Speaker 2: I remember doing that to say that to somebody with
Speaker 2: her like we were like, man, you're pussy. We have
Speaker 2: We all hummed the Indiana Jones, theve as. We were
Speaker 2: pretending to whip him.
Speaker 1: That's fantastic.
Speaker 2: And I think his eyes got Missy. I think he
Speaker 2: got a little sad, which it was. It was like
Speaker 2: seven of us. It was fair and we were harmonizing
Speaker 2: really well. That made it probably hurt a little bit
Speaker 2: more because like, damn, there's like talent by this.
Speaker 1: Are you sure he wasn't actually being whipped though you're
Speaker 1: making fun of him?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, somebody was real experience. Somebody was holding a
Speaker 2: real whip, and we just didn't notice because it was so.
Speaker 1: Involved with it was my fucking dad and my dad
Speaker 1: far back.
Speaker 2: Son.
Speaker 1: Wow, watch me whip this nerd whipped this fourteen year
Speaker 1: old white man, dumb bitch.
Speaker 11: Of a nerd that's not his own. But man, how
Speaker 11: much should I pay for this woman's underworkings? You're right,
Speaker 11: I'll just take it.
Speaker 1: I think three thousand seems fine.
Speaker 2: Three thousands? How m should you sell your underwear for? Like,
Speaker 2: what's the price wear?
Speaker 3: And this is kind of an exorbitant amount of money
Speaker 3: for me even agree with that. It'd be like something
Speaker 3: that's so crazy.
Speaker 1: Socks, I think a hundred bucks my underwear.
Speaker 2: No, to me, it's like perfectly fine.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's entirely I feel like, I don't know, I
Speaker 1: felt I feel like I feel like selling twenty bucks
Speaker 1: per socks.
Speaker 3: I feel like selling my socks. Anyone that wants that
Speaker 3: is up to something hyper nefarious. I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't want to give it to them.
Speaker 2: I understand that.
Speaker 1: But you have to compartmentalize. That's what all the women
Speaker 1: that sell their should do. They don't think about what
Speaker 1: happens to the thing afterwards.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but like out of their mind, but like, I
Speaker 3: just don't want to do it. You know, I'm not
Speaker 3: doing bad enough that I need to selling what I
Speaker 3: ran into again? What a contribute dude that he.
Speaker 2: He ran in him like in the streets.
Speaker 1: Yo, what's up dude? He's doing it's you.
Speaker 2: It's like yeah, yeah, oh yeah, you recognize me. Cool,
Speaker 2: like I do come tribute? No, no, no, it was
Speaker 2: the creator for you, the for you page.
Speaker 1: There's like some chicks saying whatever. I can't remember what
Speaker 1: it was, but I went to the replies and this
Speaker 1: guy he asked, He's like, can I do a come
Speaker 1: tribute for you?
Speaker 6: I was like what.
Speaker 1: I clicked on the dude's uh profile because I'm like,
Speaker 1: you know, I gotta see this.
Speaker 2: The crazy thing was.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think I feel like he was
Speaker 1: selling content because it would just be him like before
Speaker 1: he busts, but he would never I was like, what
Speaker 1: the fun at least let me see.
Speaker 2: Well that's what that's what gets you, that's what gets
Speaker 2: you to click. That's what I was like.
Speaker 1: I was like, dude, is this guy selling? It didn't
Speaker 1: show like he had like a at least I don't
Speaker 1: remember out of memory. I don't remember seeing things that
Speaker 1: you could buy, but I just remember being like, is
Speaker 1: this guy making strategic content like he's an only fan.
Speaker 3: That guy's an asshole. That guy's an asshole.
Speaker 1: She's like Papa Papa, but she's about to score. And
Speaker 1: then nope, you gotta buy it.
Speaker 3: I think I think to not to not show them,
Speaker 3: to not show if you're doing comptributes. First of all,
Speaker 3: you're your scourge, your scourge, you live, you live under
Speaker 3: the boots of creatures in the world.
Speaker 2: Right, that really is insane, It really is.
Speaker 3: And if you if you don't even have the decency
Speaker 3: to at least see me, if you're a good shooter,
Speaker 3: then I fucking hate you.
Speaker 1: I hate you so much.
Speaker 6: I hate that.
Speaker 1: It was like that one guy who was it Pokemon.
Speaker 1: It was the Pokemon. He believes, he's smell laddered, he's
Speaker 1: all about he stands on business. Good for that guy.
Speaker 1: That is so I would, man, I don't know, man,
Speaker 1: with this guy, like say, especially with whatever happens to
Speaker 1: the economy, like I might turn to that type of stuff.
Speaker 1: I don't think I need to yet. I think not yet.
Speaker 1: It's really it really is like say, like again, if
Speaker 1: our commander in chief just decides to do something so
Speaker 1: wacky that we can't even fathom right now. I mean he's, ah,
Speaker 1: it's pretty whacky back you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's already kind of there.
Speaker 1: But you know what I mean, you know, like if
Speaker 1: it's like we can't even like I can't, I can't
Speaker 1: even think of something that's so fantastical, or if you.
Speaker 3: Gotta get an air permit, I'd be like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm you gotta eat him.
Speaker 1: Makes a baron ride a nuke or something like and
Speaker 1: so you know, just he's so, here's barn on his
Speaker 1: little tri nuclear weapon. Which state was it that was
Speaker 1: in defiance of like Trump about like it might have
Speaker 1: been Delaware or something. I can't remember what it was,
Speaker 1: but she was like, i'll see you in court. I
Speaker 1: think it was like the governor or something like that.
Speaker 1: I may be misremembering, but I know he's like fucking
Speaker 1: with like somebody, and like I don't know if he's
Speaker 1: gonna send like Eric or one of his sons to
Speaker 1: like ride a nuke. You know, it starts so crazy, son.
Speaker 2: I need you to do something for me. I need
Speaker 2: you to do something.
Speaker 3: I just want to slap.
Speaker 2: I need to sit on the top of this dismissile
Speaker 2: and ride it into.
Speaker 6: Where we just want to Here we go.
Speaker 1: He doesn't even know.
Speaker 2: Where we go.
Speaker 1: That ship kills me. His dimensionally kills me because he's
Speaker 1: clearly President Trump. Are you sure you want to do
Speaker 1: this when you don't even know where we're going? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know exactly, I know exactly where I'm not. I
Speaker 1: know exactly where I'm not. I know I'm not here, sir?
Speaker 2: Do you remember why you want to do this? What
Speaker 2: they're doing is so bad? Yeah? Yeah, even slowly becoming
Speaker 2: like a baby dawn here like yeah, Google, guy got Google,
Speaker 2: got got Google, Google.
Speaker 1: Sits on his back.
Speaker 2: The idea of a baby like it's specifically a baby
Speaker 2: like standing like the way he stands where like he's like.
Speaker 1: That ship's crazy. Yeah.
Speaker 2: How he does that is so crazy, dimenally crazy.
Speaker 5: Imagine a baby baby Yeah yeah, okay.
Speaker 1: Anyway, over solidifies it.
Speaker 2: Not bad, not bad. He's still crying, all right. Let's
Speaker 2: move on to Bobby children to find if they're black
Speaker 2: or gay.
Speaker 1: Rode in, By the way, is the I just want
Speaker 1: to say, is the heat on? Because no, no, we're good.
Speaker 3: It was on before.
Speaker 2: Okay, it was on earlier today it was freezing, but
Speaker 2: shut it off. I think it's just like getting you
Speaker 2: get them in the door, it'll probably like residuals.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll just take my thing all lest you guys
Speaker 1: want some here. I mean, I'm okay, I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: take this off.
Speaker 2: Actually wait, let me get to this one first. Boro
Speaker 2: wrote in this is gonna be funny because I don't
Speaker 2: think I don't I don't think I'll have an answer
Speaker 2: to this one, like boring or I think it's just
Speaker 2: bora oh sorry, like.
Speaker 3: The Explorer, like a boring Mexican little girl that does
Speaker 3: little adventures. Yeah, sure, man, she goes a little boring
Speaker 3: Mexican adventures to fuck you.
Speaker 2: Ever see the video you ever see the video of
Speaker 2: the speed runner where he's like they're playing a tamba
Speaker 2: or something and they're like, it's these things. I saw
Speaker 2: it recently. What I just said to you reminded me
Speaker 2: of it. But it was like, it's these bunch of
Speaker 2: guys they're doing like a speed run for like a
Speaker 2: stream or something, a charity stream. And he's like he's
Speaker 2: focused and the guy next to him is just kind
Speaker 2: of providing commentary. He's trying to keep the stream entertaining. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he's like, it's kind of it's coincidental, how like pigs
Speaker 2: are always the band guys in these things and like
Speaker 2: all these like different, like weird like ice breaker conversations.
Speaker 2: And at a certain point he just says something like,
Speaker 2: is it crazy how pigs are like the band the
Speaker 2: bad guys in a lot of video games, Like, I mean,
Speaker 2: you think about Selda, and he named a bunch of
Speaker 2: other ones, and he goes, I would really prefer it
Speaker 2: if you'd be quiet.
Speaker 3: I remember that one. I remember seeing that. Yeah, he's like,
Speaker 3: I would want you to be quiet.
Speaker 2: I would really prefer it if you be quiet. What
Speaker 2: the fuck?
Speaker 1: I never seen that.
Speaker 2: It is so like it's because they because they're both
Speaker 2: awkward nerds. Yeah, so to see that there's like a
Speaker 2: hierarchy where like someone can be too cringe even for somebody.
Speaker 2: Yeah for that, you know what I mean, it's it's
Speaker 2: it's so damn.
Speaker 3: Fun I think we all were cringe once. I don't
Speaker 3: make fun of cringe kids.
Speaker 1: Of course, that's also a funny way to say that too.
Speaker 4: I would I would never say that. I would, I
Speaker 4: know the gall I'd really prefer I prefer it's the
Speaker 4: nice shut the fuck up, that's what it is.
Speaker 2: Yeah, a good thing.
Speaker 1: So this is the case we're getting crabs is a
Speaker 1: good thing. Yeah. I would really prefer if he would be.
Speaker 2: Quiet and I'm jacking off and he's just he gets
Speaker 2: he's it's the whole thing is he's just signing for
Speaker 2: the rest of it. But he has to sit there.
Speaker 1: That's so awkward. But that is a classic GDQ.
Speaker 2: Dude, Yeah, I know, it's a classic very I don't
Speaker 2: know why this is a run on in that, but uh,
Speaker 2: Boro wrote in he says, just to clear to clear
Speaker 2: the anti Indian allegations. Oh uh, please name your top
Speaker 2: five favorite Indian people.
Speaker 1: That's awesome.
Speaker 2: If that's too hard, I named the top two.
Speaker 3: I got easy five Star, you have an easy five.
Speaker 3: You got pre Orry Prime, Prime, PRIORRII two thousand, thousand
Speaker 3: and seven Indian porn star, Indian port.
Speaker 2: I think that's worse than not knowing it.
Speaker 1: I have more. I have more. I feel like it's
Speaker 1: gonna be I have death Bettel obviously go to great actor.
Speaker 1: We got Spakistani. You lose he's not what a South Indian?
Speaker 2: What you mean?
Speaker 1: I literally I'm just trying to with you. We got
Speaker 1: we got. I don't think it's fair for me to
Speaker 1: name all a bunch of my Indian friends. I fel
Speaker 1: like that's just too easy.
Speaker 2: We got it has to be.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we got Jacob the it goy Verizon. Great dude,
Speaker 1: great dude.
Speaker 6: We got.
Speaker 1: Dan. Maybe maybe he's a little darker, a little dark darker.
Speaker 1: Curl his hair. It might be free kid. All right, man,
Speaker 1: we got. It's getting difficult.
Speaker 3: We got some Metra.
Speaker 5: All right.
Speaker 1: I don't know anymore.
Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, I just I genuinely don't know.
Speaker 3: I have an Indian if any like, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 2: The only people that I could say are like people
Speaker 2: that I know personally.
Speaker 1: Personally but like I like, actually, well this is just
Speaker 1: more nostalgia, but like I do like cal Pin No
Speaker 1: cal Pen, Yeah, I like again. So he was hal
Speaker 1: and Kumar house.
Speaker 2: Oh I forgot he was a house.
Speaker 1: Yeah, works for Obama. He quit to go work for Obama.
Speaker 1: He did.
Speaker 2: They killed him. I think he killed himself and they
Speaker 2: got like like overdoses living on they they sent him
Speaker 2: to the beach. That makes you old.
Speaker 1: I recently just saw an ai exchange between Joe Rogan
Speaker 1: and uh Ben Shapiro.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, they're talking about like that absolutely is not true.
Speaker 1: Joe.
Speaker 2: There's you cannot go to a beach and become old.
Speaker 2: It's it's insane. And then he goes to the beach.
Speaker 2: At the end he's like, I'm old. Now, Yeah, you
Speaker 2: can go to the beach.
Speaker 1: That in fact, you can go to a beach and
Speaker 1: become old. You can't do that, though, what do you
Speaker 1: mean that's like living to go to the beach and
Speaker 1: become old? If if you're talking about like, hey, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go to the beach and come back older, you
Speaker 1: would come back.
Speaker 2: Old saying that, yeah that gay literal.
Speaker 1: We want to beat you with the pipe. I'm right,
Speaker 1: I'll die right.
Speaker 2: How scared would you be if you if you if
Speaker 2: if I gave you the option right now through some
Speaker 2: magical means to show you a time lapse of like
Speaker 2: your being and how you've changed from birth to now.
Speaker 2: Let's say hypothetically, like behind your back you didn't even
Speaker 2: notice I took a dead on profile picture you every
Speaker 2: single day since you were born and showed you the
Speaker 2: timeline of it. Would you be okay to watch that?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: I don't care.
Speaker 2: What do you mean you don't care.
Speaker 3: I don't care about the past anymore.
Speaker 2: If you don't care about the past, then like if
Speaker 2: you'd be fine watching it. I don't want to see
Speaker 2: I don't I don't need to see it. Well, so
Speaker 2: you do care, you don't want to see it?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess why it's already happened.
Speaker 2: I think i'd be curious.
Speaker 1: That's cool.
Speaker 2: I think i'd be curious to see, like, how did
Speaker 2: my skull change?
Speaker 3: You know, I might become more raptor Like there's like
Speaker 3: one there's like one solid year where you just look
Speaker 3: exactly like fucking like Ted from the fucking Teddy Bear movie.
Speaker 1: And he's like, No, that's really you. That's not you.
Speaker 1: Didn't that's not a picture of Ted. That's you, interesting Derek,
Speaker 1: that's you. You were Ted for a year. You watched
Speaker 1: Ted recently on that I don't remember. I tried to
Speaker 1: think of the most out thing I can think of.
Speaker 2: And there's one frame where you look at you? Oh right, right,
Speaker 2: that joke.
Speaker 1: There's one frame every five years?
Speaker 2: Is ting?
Speaker 1: Is that?
Speaker 2: Is that kind of know? What counts? Now?
Speaker 1: What do we don't want to say?
Speaker 3: But I can't this too far, but.
Speaker 1: You gotta pick you gotta Yeah, definitely don't do it
Speaker 1: because that that was a crazy you know.
Speaker 2: I actually really like I like that right there. It's
Speaker 2: just faking feeling. Who's the guy that plays Joe Pinderder
Speaker 2: and you know what I mean? Yeah, I've seen him
Speaker 2: in a couple of things too, and he's like, he's
Speaker 2: pretty funny. We got who is that? The soap guy? Oh? Oh,
Speaker 2: the neility guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, a jeep pie, a jeep pie with this he
Speaker 1: had those crazy do you see people talking about his
Speaker 1: lips because they're like, I don't remember that way too
Speaker 1: big for his face really, just like like he has
Speaker 1: like women would be jealously you know, the the ones
Speaker 1: that pumped their lips up. He had like those types of.
Speaker 3: His Now he was an Indian. He was an Indian
Speaker 3: comedian's I'm sorry, there's he's of course, but there's.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's the one that I like Johnny, but then.
Speaker 1: You're gonna do that.
Speaker 2: I like female john Johnny, but then he got he
Speaker 2: got buff he got really now I kind of don't
Speaker 2: like him. And he was like, oh, chicken and broccoli,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, fuck you, fuck you.
Speaker 1: Let they all do that in Hollywood, they're like, oh,
Speaker 1: you know hard work. I'm like, yes, we don't. Not
Speaker 1: mac Mac is like one hundred percent. He was like
Speaker 1: and he was like, oh, because he's a give me
Speaker 1: the comedy. He's not like a Hollywood actor, you know.
Speaker 2: He's like, no, nigga, I'm on, Roy, dude, you're simming
Speaker 2: that ice coffee like you're fucking over joyed to be drinking. Dude,
Speaker 2: it's very good, like like you sip that like I like,
Speaker 2: I saw myself eating a popsicle at Central Park when
Speaker 2: I was when I was seven years old.
Speaker 3: You sip that, You sip that in your pussy drift
Speaker 3: a little bit, oh, just a little bit.
Speaker 2: Did you ever see a fucking that thing where Jesse
Speaker 2: Waters were talking about how gay it was to drink
Speaker 2: with aw?
Speaker 1: Yes, that guy is I can't believe that guy has
Speaker 1: a job.
Speaker 2: It is truly why.
Speaker 1: I don't even think he's he's like a Fox News
Speaker 1: guy shovel dirt like he's he's that stupid.
Speaker 3: It's like, even is he a part of the cabinet?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, I'm surprised.
Speaker 1: It is kinda surprise. It's probably because he doesn't look
Speaker 1: masculine enough, because you know Trump, like that's who he
Speaker 1: goes towards.
Speaker 2: Trump thinks he's masculine.
Speaker 1: So he always gets like he got that fucking nazi
Speaker 1: dude from Fox, that's right, who has like all the
Speaker 1: moroon tattoos and stuff.
Speaker 2: And it's like, oh, yeah, he's just an a paganism,
Speaker 2: that's what it is. The other guy threw the tomahawk
Speaker 2: at the fucking drummers, and so this Peter he right, yes,
Speaker 2: So there's a he used to work with, like I
Speaker 2: think Fox and Friends or something or they were doing
Speaker 2: that like one of the and they were like, yeah,
Speaker 2: they were doing out in the bat segments and they
Speaker 2: were doing like a tomahawk throwing challenge or whatever. And
Speaker 2: it was this big wall and he does it and
Speaker 2: he throws it over the wall and hits like the
Speaker 2: drum of some dude on the other side. Is like
Speaker 2: part of like a maaching thing for like Christmas or something.
Speaker 2: It was some weird thing. I don't remember what the
Speaker 2: what the setup was exactly, but he missed. It's a
Speaker 2: shame and then he hits him in.
Speaker 1: The history because he clearly would not be in charge
Speaker 1: of our troops if he killed that.
Speaker 2: Dude or you didn't just see he named him even
Speaker 2: if he.
Speaker 1: Is a part of right now, well he's in charge,
Speaker 1: he's in charge of our troops. So he was one
Speaker 1: of the people's signal gate that was like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: that was a good strike to blow up that building
Speaker 1: to get to one guy. Yeah, they went to that
Speaker 1: dude that went to the apartment building his girlfriend's apartment building.
Speaker 2: They leveled the whole building.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then like everybody was like, how silly it
Speaker 1: is that they did that in signals, like nigga, we
Speaker 1: gonna talk about like.
Speaker 2: Them killing dozens of people to get to one person.
Speaker 2: But that's a Tuesday, right, Oh there's a roach in
Speaker 2: my apartment. Just blow the building up. Very cool, It's
Speaker 2: very cool.
Speaker 1: But anyway, yeah, Pete hex Seth is a cool guy.
Speaker 1: Uh clearly a fucking Nazi, but uh, you know it
Speaker 1: is what it is.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I gotta go to Africa and get a ritual
Speaker 3: done on me, so I come back like craving a hunters,
Speaker 3: just craving the hunt moth.
Speaker 1: Craving. I thought, I thought, I thought you guys weren't
Speaker 1: gonna hear that part. I think guys are gonna go
Speaker 1: past it. I'm gonna crave in the hunt yours. I
Speaker 1: got craving to hunted, so I can craving to hunt.
Speaker 1: You don't do it.
Speaker 2: Don't craving to hunt me, you cravingly That fucking rhinos
Speaker 2: sounded so crazy.
Speaker 1: There's no way that was uh, Like, I think we
Speaker 1: talked about it before. It's like, clearly what happened is
Speaker 1: they were gonna fucking ad r that ship and then
Speaker 1: they were like, this is too funny to not that.
Speaker 1: We gotta leave.
Speaker 2: This is arguably the only reason people are gonna come
Speaker 2: see this movie, So we really got to keep you sing.
Speaker 2: This sucks a great deal, but this should not became.
Speaker 3: The rhinoceros.
Speaker 1: Rhinoceros. Yeah, why do you say it like that?
Speaker 3: I'm thinking it's like, no, you don't want to see
Speaker 3: it like rhinocerous, Like like not.
Speaker 1: Right, No rhinos there is Yeah, you fucking dad job son.
Speaker 1: That's the type of joke that I would make to
Speaker 1: you back in the day when I was killing every
Speaker 1: rhino in history.
Speaker 6: What I thought King should how to do jokes. I
Speaker 6: thought him wrong on purpose.
Speaker 2: Teaching people like that reminds me of like it's it's
Speaker 2: like Kung Pal when they when they teach the guy
Speaker 2: how to fight wrong. Oh right, right, right, right right, Yeah,
Speaker 2: that idea is always.
Speaker 1: The squeaky guys. Yeah, wimplow, I'm bleeding.
Speaker 2: If I win, I'm bleeding, making me the victim. There
Speaker 2: are lines from that movie that exists solely like verbatim
Speaker 2: in my head. It's thinking a val I.
Speaker 3: Was getting laid one time when I saw that movie,
Speaker 3: and I ended up laughing myself out of sex.
Speaker 1: That's what happened with me bench Warmers. I was watching
Speaker 1: bench Warmers and I was like, you know, like I
Speaker 1: am thin thing like like that.
Speaker 2: I started. I was like getting into the movie.
Speaker 6: I was like, this is way better than sex.
Speaker 2: I lost that. You know what's better than sex? John
Speaker 2: Heater and John Lovitz is the Benchwarmer.
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, at least once. At least once it's better
Speaker 1: than sex. I am the second time. You don't need
Speaker 1: you don't pay attention.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I know. It was way funner than I
Speaker 2: thought it was gonna be.
Speaker 1: I thought I was like, oh, I'm just gonna put
Speaker 1: on a stupid fucking comedy movie that we don't have
Speaker 1: to pay attention to. And then I found myself, like
Speaker 1: paying attention to it. A great deal.
Speaker 2: I got my first blow job. He was a Seinfeld episode,
Speaker 2: but it was in the background. It was in the background.
Speaker 2: I remember looking over and I was like, is the
Speaker 2: parking garage one? You're like, Oh, what's what's up?
Speaker 1: Jerry was looking at you, like, what's going on, Chris,
Speaker 1: What's what's happen me? Not being able to date seventeen
Speaker 1: year olds? What's going on?
Speaker 2: What's going on?
Speaker 1: Well, you're hot, she's gonna graduate in one year. What's
Speaker 1: wrong with that? I'm only almost sixteen. Jerry shouldn't be
Speaker 1: watching this.
Speaker 2: You're this means you're a pedophile.
Speaker 1: B I was like, fourteen, you're you're a fucking pedophile?
Speaker 1: Jerry White watching this?
Speaker 2: What do you mean? I just want to date a
Speaker 2: seventeen year old?
Speaker 1: She's young.
Speaker 2: Here. I didn't put him here, Like, what are you
Speaker 2: talking about?
Speaker 1: Peanuts on plane?
Speaker 2: He's the resurright to defendise Jesus Christ. Someone help me.
Speaker 9: Kingston's dad help me?
Speaker 6: Oh, Jerry, come here, Jerry, Jerry, Let's go to the
Speaker 6: coffee shop.
Speaker 1: Jerry.
Speaker 3: My dad in fucking there with Cremer oh Man. He
Speaker 3: used the elephant gun on Creamer. All Right, dude, I
Speaker 3: look at I'm caving with AI. I'm going to be
Speaker 3: like Soup Nazi episode Kingston's Dad. I'm gonna I'm gonna
Speaker 3: prompt Kingston's dad ye, like you know, fucked up with
Speaker 3: some Safari guy you know that say it would kill me?
Speaker 3: Did you see the AI prompt that somebody did for
Speaker 3: the old Tom and Jerry.
Speaker 1: Shit, it's awful, dude. Somebody was like trying to celebrate,
Speaker 1: like look at how close it is. The cars were
Speaker 1: so fucked up and showing the street.
Speaker 2: It was so it looks so.
Speaker 1: Bad, but like that's what I want, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. It's all was like wait, wait, that would
Speaker 1: be great. I wanted to stay that bad, so I
Speaker 1: never not know what's that?
Speaker 2: You know?
Speaker 3: I actually agree it's gone to change, and I'm gonna
Speaker 3: because I'm already sort of already like I've been fueled twice.
Speaker 1: This is bad.
Speaker 2: Like a couple of I've been using chat Gipt for
Speaker 2: a lot.
Speaker 1: Jackie bt is fantastic for is this better? Google?
Speaker 3: It is better?
Speaker 2: It is pretty good. Yeah, it's fun.
Speaker 1: It upsets me.
Speaker 3: The same thing I'm.
Speaker 2: Working on a like a Dante's Inferno video and yeah,
Speaker 2: it's not what you're gonna think it at all, Okay,
Speaker 2: But like I was, I was using it for research
Speaker 2: because I was like, hey, tell me when this when
Speaker 2: this came out, and I was also like cross reference
Speaker 2: to make sure that like they was right. But like
Speaker 2: it's pretty accurate and it does a good job of
Speaker 2: like doing stuff, so not bad. It's pretty crazy.
Speaker 6: You're saying he instead of your good old knowledge to
Speaker 6: offer you. I just won't tell you any of it.
Speaker 2: I won't take anything right.
Speaker 6: I've been to the Sumerian libraries. What they've got.
Speaker 2: Your dad's actually like damn near Indiana Jones. And that's
Speaker 2: why he laughed, And you've been hated him ever since.
Speaker 2: Even though he's like by the way, Indiana Jones, somehow
Speaker 2: it's still a skeptic.
Speaker 1: What is he?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean that's just his character.
Speaker 2: He's a but it doesn't make sense.
Speaker 3: He's a skeptic of the force, even though he uses it.
Speaker 1: In the movies.
Speaker 3: Harrison Ford's character, he's like, even though he's he's used
Speaker 3: the force, and he's like, it doesn't make sense to me.
Speaker 3: A bunch of jewel magic.
Speaker 2: Who's in quarter.
Speaker 1: But no character he plays that on the character and everything,
Speaker 1: you know, but like it's I think the Force is
Speaker 1: a lot more like you can be a lot more
Speaker 1: skeptical of the Force.
Speaker 3: Until you see a Jedi, I don't know, make lightning
Speaker 3: come out his fingers.
Speaker 2: But there's no because like that to me is like
Speaker 2: in a world where sci fi technology exists to the
Speaker 2: extent that it doesn't star wars like I don't know, man,
Speaker 2: Like why couldn't a device move something like why couldn't
Speaker 2: a device shoot lightning? You know what I mean? But
Speaker 2: there's reasons to believe that he saw angels fly out
Speaker 2: of the arc of the Covenant and ascend into the sky.
Speaker 1: Bullshit.
Speaker 3: But he saw he saw the Holy make me some
Speaker 3: fucking walm tongues, right, he saw.
Speaker 2: The Holy Grail, He met a seven hundred year old
Speaker 2: Night of the Round Table, and he watched gay freaking gay.
Speaker 1: Why a dire life's been a fucking lie? I, he
Speaker 1: says erithon Forest present in the movie. Yeah, I mean, sorry,
Speaker 1: mister Harrison Jones or.
Speaker 2: Harrison Jones, is that it? Yeah, I don't care, it's
Speaker 2: I don't know, man, it's crazy, Like it is funny.
Speaker 2: He watched the holy Grail, Heela bullet wound and see
Speaker 2: the arc of the covet like it's it's just insane.
Speaker 1: Character. He's a guy that plays that a Foreman in
Speaker 1: and House Like, uh oh yeah, Mike eppser or Omar Epps. Yeah.
Speaker 1: He was like, I don't know, Like every episode House
Speaker 1: always gets it right, and every time it's like, I
Speaker 1: don't know, man, He's always pushing back, and I'm like, wait,
Speaker 1: what name did you say? I said Mike, Like, which
Speaker 1: is Mike epsode completely different person?
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 2: For some reason, I imagine Eric Foreman and I imagine
Speaker 2: that his name is. I heard Foreman in my mind
Speaker 2: like autocorrected House to that seventies show, and then I
Speaker 2: was like, wait, what is there not to believe in
Speaker 2: that seventy you know what I mean? What is there
Speaker 2: being a real human that's true? His face opens up
Speaker 2: and there's a little alien saying O Ryan's belt in
Speaker 2: his head.
Speaker 1: I think the thing is this right? The thing that's
Speaker 1: so stupid.
Speaker 3: The thing about House is that if House is wrong
Speaker 3: one of those times, it's they're fucked. They're all fucked
Speaker 3: really bad. So that's why I have to like, hey,
Speaker 3: we can't let him do it, because he's clearly madly.
Speaker 2: At You see the one where he's diagnosing a black
Speaker 2: man with skin cancer. Do you see that clip the
Speaker 2: house clip? It's awesome. It's like.
Speaker 1: He walks in the house.
Speaker 2: I will but like I'm telling you, like he walks in,
Speaker 2: he goes, why do you think you're black?
Speaker 1: Are you?
Speaker 2: I'm not I'm not exaggerated, And God loves me more.
Speaker 2: He said that, And the whole thing is like, it's
Speaker 2: hard to it's hard to detect skin cancer and black people.
Speaker 2: It's usually it curves in the hands and feet, the
Speaker 2: white parts, and doesn't it It didn't occur to me
Speaker 2: to check because you're breezes all over because you're a
Speaker 2: football player or whatever, and it's like, look at that
Speaker 2: melanoma on your fucking foot, blackie. He doesn't say that exactly.
Speaker 2: Might I might have improvised a little bit, but but
Speaker 2: like it is, like he walks in there, he goes,
Speaker 2: why do you think you're black? It's wild. He's clearly
Speaker 2: like he's clearly.
Speaker 1: Just like he's hyper autists. But this is what we
Speaker 1: understood autism.
Speaker 3: He's he's authorisic in the way that the good doctor
Speaker 3: is trying to portray you know, it's like this motherfucker's like, yeah,
Speaker 3: he's gone.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's black. You know why you're it's a crazy
Speaker 1: fucking that's his intro, why you're black. What I was
Speaker 1: going for was Melany.
Speaker 3: He will he reminds me of Mike, and everybody thinks
Speaker 3: I'm crazy and.
Speaker 2: It's like, I don't know why. I know what you're saying,
Speaker 2: but you're wrong.
Speaker 1: I don't I don't know what he's saying.
Speaker 2: Wasn't like with like if Mick was completely different, Like
Speaker 2: what do you say?
Speaker 1: I told him that. He was like.
Speaker 2: Like that. He was just like, dude, he's just tall
Speaker 2: and white.
Speaker 1: He was like, dude, just be racist.
Speaker 3: He's like, just be racist instead of this, like just
Speaker 3: don't don't bring this to me, don't bring this wrong
Speaker 3: level of me.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, I don't know, man.
Speaker 2: Just be racist is awesome?
Speaker 1: This someone this times want that, Like.
Speaker 2: I hate that.
Speaker 1: I would like them.
Speaker 3: I would like them more if they were I might
Speaker 3: be on their team. Maybe I'm weasilely fox, Like, dude,
Speaker 3: just just say, like Charlie Kurk, just say something racist
Speaker 3: doesn't mean a little.
Speaker 2: I don't know if we read did we answer the
Speaker 2: previous one.
Speaker 1: It was the Indian that we didn't finish it, but
Speaker 1: it was good enough. They definitely don't have favorite. We
Speaker 1: love Indians. I love Indian food. Actually really want some
Speaker 1: non chicken.
Speaker 2: I love I do vegetable somosas and chicken carry like
Speaker 2: it's it's good, like a buttered chicken with some non dude.
Speaker 2: That's all.
Speaker 3: I think.
Speaker 1: Any food is good, but I think Jamaican's perfected and
Speaker 1: it made it better.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll eat the Caribbean food a thousand times more
Speaker 1: than wash it. You would rambled everything, you would rappled
Speaker 1: everything we did.
Speaker 2: I'm so trash.
Speaker 1: You're gonna do it? You are. You were wrapping up,
Speaker 1: and I was like, I gotta take this one.
Speaker 6: I'm so happy I raised my son, right, I'm so happy.
Speaker 6: My son's a seething bigot.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 6: So he sees them for the dirty, filthy people that
Speaker 6: they actually are. Yay, my son, my son, yay why yay?
Speaker 1: Oh god, I was close. Yay, yay, yay, yay. He's
Speaker 1: like throwing me into the air.
Speaker 2: Hooray.
Speaker 1: He's he's adult right now, so adult you in the air,
Speaker 1: real hot and he's catching me. He's catching me, But I'm.
Speaker 2: Like, Yaya, I would never like you get like you
Speaker 2: would you. He's throwing you, like about three stories high.
Speaker 2: My beautiful boy, squeeze a little bit.
Speaker 12: Yay racist, my little racis, my little racers, my little racist,
Speaker 12: my little big, that's my little big.
Speaker 2: I'm like that.
Speaker 6: You don't like minorities either?
Speaker 1: Can we get away with that as merchant?
Speaker 2: I think, I mean we could if we if we
Speaker 2: targeted correctly.
Speaker 1: Yeah, powerpuff eyes like you have powerpuff eyes have to
Speaker 1: be why I'm not the I just I just want Okay,
Speaker 1: I just want to say I'm gonna unentertainment, you said,
Speaker 1: But I just want to say that. I just want
Speaker 1: an entire line of clothing that just has to do
Speaker 1: with him.
Speaker 3: But why is it just?
Speaker 1: Do I have the marketable face? Am I the marketable
Speaker 1: I think it just works? And I don't. First of all,
Speaker 1: I don't, I don't. I don't care about I just
Speaker 1: think it. There's there's there's there's.
Speaker 2: Reasons I don't care. I don't care. Listen, I don't care.
Speaker 2: On his chowde again, on his chode again. I just
Speaker 2: can't wait to get on his chowe again hell wrote
Speaker 2: in he said, I recently started researching crypto zoology again
Speaker 2: again like cryptod zoology. Yeah, it's a cryptozoo cryptozoology, so
Speaker 2: like fake you know cryptids, Oh, okay, fake animals think
Speaker 2: crypto That's what I thought too, was no, no, so,
Speaker 2: and so I am compelled to offer a hypothetical. You
Speaker 2: are offered an ungodly amount of money. Yeah, like he's
Speaker 2: not saying here, but I'm thinking like forty dollars amount
Speaker 2: of to fine and can't sure. Yeah, to find and
Speaker 2: capture a cryptid, all equipment needed will be provided. What
Speaker 2: cryptid would you choose? And how would you capture the
Speaker 2: elusive bastard? Personally, I would hunt the lusca. It would
Speaker 2: take an entire crew, but fuck it, I'll figure it out.
Speaker 2: I gotta look this up. I was thinking at cryptis.
Speaker 1: Before it was the most fable cryptid.
Speaker 2: Alright, well, I guess you can have a question instead.
Speaker 1: I don't know, it's a good point, it's a good question.
Speaker 3: I guess it's the most fable.
Speaker 2: It's not a good question, but it's a giant squid.
Speaker 2: It looks like a shark shark octopus hybrid. That is
Speaker 2: fucking crazy. That is wild. That sounds like it's a
Speaker 2: three headed shark squid. That is sick. Yo, that is badass. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's I mean it looks cool. If that looks bought. Dude,
Speaker 2: if that was like an animal in like any game
Speaker 2: that I was playing, Like, if if that showed up
Speaker 2: in like Mafia TiO and Mafia, I was like, Oh,
Speaker 2: he's gonna say something like a war. I can see, right,
Speaker 2: I lost planet or something. Something makes a little bit
Speaker 2: more sense.
Speaker 1: Yeah you think you think you already said just been
Speaker 1: sucking San Andreas.
Speaker 2: I mean that would actually also make sense. Fires you know,
Speaker 2: go fucking get him right now, go kill that moie shock.
Speaker 2: A bigfoot is not in San Andreas by the way,
Speaker 2: Oh no, he's in five five? Is he not in
Speaker 2: San Andreas? And why do I remember that?
Speaker 1: No, everybody thought he was No one found him and
Speaker 1: then they're like, no, he's not in the game. It
Speaker 1: was a huge site, guys, and then everyone got fooled.
Speaker 2: I just got Mandel into believing. Yeah. I hate that.
Speaker 2: Yeah it is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we never found number. Like God, he's in five though, right, uh?
Speaker 2: I think, But Shirley Temple isn't hunting the reckoning, right absolutely. Yeah, okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: that is that is verifiable absolutely after.
Speaker 3: You pull your knife out of a where I know that.
Speaker 1: Yet is there.
Speaker 2: I know that YETI is in Red Dead two or
Speaker 2: like the Bommel Snowman.
Speaker 3: Remember yeah, yeah, something like that. I know, the vampire
Speaker 3: killing the back of an alleyway with one shot to
Speaker 3: a gun. Ye insane thing ever that like comes near you.
Speaker 1: A chance, and it's just like you gotta do it.
Speaker 2: I think, I think, I think I gotta go with
Speaker 2: a I think the chup of Cobra with a Jersey devil,
Speaker 2: you know, a Cabras classicoper Corras classic. I also just
Speaker 2: like there's so many there's so many different versions of
Speaker 2: what ya that's not really crypto. It's like a folk thing,
Speaker 2: but like whatever doesn't count. I don't know, like it's
Speaker 2: I think it's I think it would. But it's also
Speaker 2: like it's a witch. I think, is that an animal.
Speaker 3: To find? These want to find because lot of mess
Speaker 3: is a dinosaur, so like that's more believablely like insane
Speaker 3: and it's like, oh, here's a dinosaur. I got it
Speaker 3: in a pokey.
Speaker 1: Boy, you know, and in our universe, would it count?
Speaker 1: Like can James Avery be writing it too, like because
Speaker 1: I would go with that. Okay, that is not absolutely
Speaker 1: my answer is not dead, living with ness.
Speaker 2: I forgot about that movie entirely, that we made that.
Speaker 1: Every once in a while, I think about that CRYPTI
Speaker 1: I think about the end of the movie.
Speaker 2: It's a great ending. It's a fucking great For those
Speaker 2: of you who are curious, we did an extra M
Speaker 2: episode where we wrote was it Independency too? Yeah, because
Speaker 2: we wrote the real one, because the real one, because
Speaker 2: the one that was in theaters was terrible. Yeah, so
Speaker 2: we made our own where, uh, actually go pay and
Speaker 2: watch it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, go go watch it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's sitting there for you if you if you want,
Speaker 2: if you want come help my friends.
Speaker 1: It's still I think it's still one of my favorite
Speaker 1: things we've done. Technically, we've done some better stuff, but
Speaker 1: I think that one was just the silliest one.
Speaker 2: That just makes it was it was the silliest and
Speaker 2: it came together way better than it sho. It was
Speaker 2: unreasonably like there was somehow like a theme to it
Speaker 2: or whatever.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there was the I think the Hugeman's employed all
Speaker 1: the Cryptids to fight against the aliens.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I can't I don't remember. I don't remember
Speaker 2: the specifics you should all know to listen to do it.
Speaker 2: I think I think it's I also agree. I think
Speaker 2: it's one of the most fun ones that we ever did.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's one called the Alien the British Big Cat,
Speaker 1: and it sounds boring. What is it? I know it's
Speaker 1: a big cat, but like, does it have anything that
Speaker 1: looks interesting?
Speaker 2: I think my thing is like the Cup of Icabra,
Speaker 2: because it's so.
Speaker 1: It's not just it was the tabra like big where
Speaker 1: you guys were from two Yeah, it was big over there.
Speaker 1: It's of Americans. All of them are like psychopath.
Speaker 3: There's a psychopath to eat your goat and your dog.
Speaker 2: My favorite thing about the Chop of Cabra is that
Speaker 2: there's so many interpretations of what he looks like, you
Speaker 2: know what I mean. It's like like there's a lot
Speaker 2: of dog versions. But then like there's like fucking this.
Speaker 1: Did you ever see Tupac thepcabra? Whoa, I've never seen that.
Speaker 2: That was That's that was my first not this drawing specifically,
Speaker 2: but something like that where it was like more like
Speaker 2: fishy or like fucking lizard.
Speaker 1: Like there's the Michigan dog Man, the.
Speaker 2: Michigan dog Man.
Speaker 1: That sounds so adorable. Yeah this, yeah, that's great. I
Speaker 1: remember one time because they always usually have red eyes.
Speaker 1: And I do remember one time being a kid and
Speaker 1: seeing the reflection on my neighbor's van of their their
Speaker 1: their back up break lights, and I was like, oh
Speaker 1: my gosh, that the troop ofcabra because it was all
Speaker 1: red and like dark like thes going on.
Speaker 2: You saw the two pacabra, No, you see the.
Speaker 3: Of course, noting my dumb mass, I'd run into one.
Speaker 3: I'd be like, well, here we go.
Speaker 2: I remember seeing an older racist drawing. It was called
Speaker 2: the Tupac Cabra and it was fucking it was like
Speaker 2: a like a that's exactly what it was. Yeah, that's
Speaker 2: what I was that. I never thought I would ever
Speaker 2: see that again.
Speaker 1: Jersey Devil is a way to buy a pedile horrorse.
Speaker 1: That's so fucking stupid.
Speaker 2: Is that what that is? I've never thought about what.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, someone tattooed. Of course of course they did.
Speaker 2: I was statist, They're a waste of a fucking tattoo.
Speaker 1: It's like that Drake when I showed you guys that
Speaker 1: one's awesome. Oh Alex Party did this, dude, there's a
Speaker 1: picture of the Jersey Devil. Look you.
Speaker 2: It's all it's blurry. Yeah, they're always so blurry that dude.
Speaker 2: I didn't know Alex Party did this.
Speaker 1: That makes perfect sense, you know, do you know you
Speaker 1: know this artist?
Speaker 2: I don't know who that guy is.
Speaker 1: He's like really popular, he's he's I think he's based
Speaker 1: out of l A at least I see him. He
Speaker 1: does a lot of pop out stuff, pop up stuff.
Speaker 2: Oh, Mothman would be another one, but only think about
Speaker 2: that because of the Mothman prophecies. Apparently like Mothman is
Speaker 2: like a like a like an animal that you can find.
Speaker 2: And fucking what is it? The Fallout game that takes
Speaker 2: place in West Virginia seventy six just a bummer because
Speaker 2: it's just like damn, like it's such a good setting
Speaker 2: for Fallout and then like it's a multiplayer game, so
Speaker 2: like I don't want to play it, but like I
Speaker 2: would love to. I would love to play a single
Speaker 2: player fall game set there, with all the folklore there.
Speaker 3: It's I want a New York Fallout game. I don't
Speaker 3: know why there's not.
Speaker 1: A New York.
Speaker 2: I don't need one of those.
Speaker 6: How well, it would be so funny you find a
Speaker 6: rat king.
Speaker 2: I'm sad that they never had. I'm sad that they
Speaker 2: we never went to New York and Destiny or something,
Speaker 2: see what the is going on?
Speaker 3: And I feel like New York it takes so much
Speaker 3: to design.
Speaker 2: Parts of the Destiny take place on Earth. Yeah, there's
Speaker 2: like because you get to you go to Old Europe
Speaker 2: the first the first map is Old Russia. It's like
Speaker 2: outside of like a cosmodrome and there's all this Russian ship.
Speaker 1: It's like the first version, Like can you still play
Speaker 1: that ship?
Speaker 2: Well, yes, they got rid of it for a while
Speaker 2: and then they brought it back because it was like
Speaker 2: iconic and everybody missed it. But uh yeah, it takes
Speaker 2: place on Earth and elsewhere. But like I think, but
Speaker 2: the Manhattan Manhattan, like it says like the Manhattan Nuclear
Speaker 2: Zone or something in the lowre But I want to
Speaker 2: see what that is gonna We can't go Nope, you're
Speaker 2: invincible in that game, Like who cares well.
Speaker 1: You You'd probably would just be hurt the whole time.
Speaker 1: You're like, oh, now irradiated.
Speaker 2: No, I don't buy it.
Speaker 1: I can be here.
Speaker 2: I don't buyou you're a magic person or that you're
Speaker 2: But also.
Speaker 3: The thing is that it's probably takes so much to
Speaker 3: design it that's probably like a passing.
Speaker 2: Like yeah, I know, I know that's the real The
Speaker 2: real answer is budget, I know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like obviously, like if you're going into Manhattan, you
Speaker 3: know how much you have to put into it to
Speaker 3: make Mahn look reasonably like Manhattan.
Speaker 2: We've been doing it for a long time actually in
Speaker 2: video games.
Speaker 1: A couple of bucks forty eight dollars making man at
Speaker 1: least at least.
Speaker 2: All right, let's see, let's see the last one from uh,
Speaker 2: God's hungest trans girl bottoming his shortest trans guy. That's crazy, Hey,
Speaker 2: you stinky fox. Imagine if you will, a man with
Speaker 2: a three inch penis but an eight inch er ethra
Speaker 2: measured from the same place. I know it goes into
Speaker 2: the bladder, so it's longer inside, so so it what
Speaker 2: So that's that it's almost like a flesh straw. Inside
Speaker 2: is dick hole that extends an additional five inches passions tip.
Speaker 3: That's you can make another question, if you could have
Speaker 3: you spend the money to tell this to us. You
Speaker 3: can go to another question that was that.
Speaker 2: Was that was that was just imagine it? Is that
Speaker 2: the thing? Just to imagine it? I guess so, I
Speaker 2: mean that's what they asked idine imagine that.
Speaker 1: It looks disgusting. It's like like like sounding yourself with
Speaker 1: a straw. I guess. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I mean, congratulations on being a hung trans woman.
Speaker 1: But uh yeah, yeah, yeah, that's that's always a good commodity.
Speaker 1: If you're like, oh, trans and you're like I'm hung,
Speaker 1: I might as well do porn or something.
Speaker 3: Yeah, rocking with the tacking a hip.
Speaker 1: Might as well use it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's good.
Speaker 1: That's good stuff. Is that the last one?
Speaker 2: That's really the last one. I'm looking for another one. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: talking about yourself for a little bit. I want to
Speaker 2: find like, I don't.
Speaker 3: Know, that was wait wait, so I wanted to talk
Speaker 3: about and see if it's a did you know there's
Speaker 3: you know, there's three Secret Wars comics the there's three
Speaker 3: Secret Wars. There's there's Secret Wars, the original Secret, then
Speaker 3: there's Secret War, and then it's these Secret Wars.
Speaker 2: That's so dumb, Are you serious? Yeah, that's not a
Speaker 2: joke at all.
Speaker 3: Alright, man, Secret Wars obviously with Beyond and all that bullshit.
Speaker 3: Then there's the Secret War, which is pretty much Nick
Speaker 3: Fury takes a team of like heroes, has them go fight.
Speaker 1: Like very on an illegal war.
Speaker 3: He wages war very with super superhumans and then like
Speaker 3: wipes their brains and they're like, dude, what the fuck
Speaker 3: was that about?
Speaker 1: And I didn't exact dude, like, you're fucking crazy. And
Speaker 1: then the last one is just when they do the
Speaker 1: multiverse bullshit where they're like trying to have sex with
Speaker 1: everybody in every universe.
Speaker 3: I mean, someone probably is something like that.
Speaker 1: I thought that was a whole point of the Secret
Speaker 1: Wars and it was like a side thing of what
Speaker 1: you were just talking about with brains getting wiped the ship.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, right on looking good man.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Sorry, Hey, that was just like really riveting exchange.
Speaker 3: I'm glad you have fun.
Speaker 2: So if it's just alone, but I'm absolutely living. No
Speaker 2: one told me and then it cuts off. I'm sorry,
Speaker 2: Oh cool, Sorry, buddy. He's a he's a he's a he's.
Speaker 1: A flaming fucking retarded. Probably, he says some.
Speaker 2: Metal gen or mental gen. Uh, we're just wondering, what
Speaker 2: was the very first video game you guys ever played.
Speaker 2: Mine was actually the original Super Mario Brothers for the
Speaker 2: n S. Yes, I'm that old.
Speaker 1: That's my answer as well, And it actually is true.
Speaker 1: It's not like an I I can't say for sure.
Speaker 1: I just know my earliest memory was uh number two
Speaker 1: Mario two.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess, I guess that's true. Like I guess
Speaker 2: I could have been sat in front of something that
Speaker 2: I don't remember, but like the one that I remember
Speaker 2: was the Duck Hunt Mario Mario one Combat, you know,
Speaker 2: Combo Cartridge on N E SAU, which I was pretty
Speaker 2: old to be playing for the first time, Like it was.
Speaker 2: It's very strange that that was that happened to be
Speaker 2: the first video game that I played.
Speaker 13: Maybe yellow, maybe yellow, maybe fucking Mega Man two, Pokemony Yeah,
Speaker 13: Pokemon two, Mega Man two, Uh, Pokemon two, Pokemon.
Speaker 1: Two, just gold and silver. There's no Pokemon two if
Speaker 1: you're doing I mean, I guess none of them have
Speaker 1: named uh numbers.
Speaker 3: One of them does is black and white too, are you?
Speaker 1: So they just made like a number?
Speaker 2: Final Fantasy thirteen to X two x X three.
Speaker 3: Red and Blue, Gold and Sofa are a sequel to
Speaker 3: Red and Blue and then Black and white too, are
Speaker 3: sequel to black and white.
Speaker 1: I think they're like to me, all those colors is
Speaker 1: like it's like Xbox with all their stupid names and
Speaker 1: then and then you know, it's.
Speaker 3: Just like there's so many dumb color well you know
Speaker 3: what they even follow the color see correct if they
Speaker 3: made crystal instead of platt like instead of fucking platinum.
Speaker 2: Are you doing? It's just like it's pretty stupid. The Yeah,
Speaker 2: the Xbox thing is weird because like I I wouldn't
Speaker 2: have called it Xbox two and Xbox three or anything,
Speaker 2: but like, there's so much, so many better names. No,
Speaker 2: that could have been a choose than the ones that
Speaker 2: they did. Instead, they could have come you know what
Speaker 2: their logic was too because of that. They didn't want
Speaker 2: to call it the Xbox sixty eight the Xbox two
Speaker 2: because they figured people and they're probably right about this
Speaker 2: to be fair, is that they figured people would see
Speaker 2: Xbox two against play Station three and just assume that
Speaker 2: three was better. Yeah, because it was higher up, which
Speaker 2: sounds stupid, but like I actually could see that being
Speaker 2: real for a lot of people.
Speaker 1: To like that's why you're supposed to what's a lot
Speaker 1: of companies do they skip numbers.
Speaker 2: Oh really Yeah.
Speaker 1: A lot of times were like even iPhone there was
Speaker 1: no iPhone nine.
Speaker 2: Oh weird.
Speaker 1: Yeah, immediately it jumped to ten. So's iPhone it was
Speaker 1: no nine, iPhone eight, and then it went to ten.
Speaker 1: I was in twenty sixteen, actually, I think I remember that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, and then I was like, oh, I.
Speaker 1: See what they're doing. They're just done and some you know,
Speaker 1: sometimes it's superstitious reasons, but like other times it's just
Speaker 1: like we need to go. But that's why the fucking galaxy.
Speaker 1: It doesn't even matter anymore because they're doing They're all
Speaker 1: the way on the year. They're just doing the year.
Speaker 1: So it's like, okay, S twenty three s. They're just
Speaker 1: so like they've got it locked on that. And so
Speaker 1: it just to me, it's just figure out a sequence
Speaker 1: that makes sense. And like I think, I think like
Speaker 1: squared and cubed or something. I think anything anything that
Speaker 1: where you can just keep going that can kind of
Speaker 1: like X squared X anything.
Speaker 2: I don't know, I don't know if that's a good idea.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I think I think the issue that
Speaker 2: they had was the name. The name of the Xbox
Speaker 2: three sixty was dope, Like it was a great fucking name,
Speaker 2: but they locked themselves into a naming convention with that
Speaker 2: that wasn't good, like because the Xbox seven twenty would suck.
Speaker 2: That's a terrible name. It doesn't hit the same it's dumb,
Speaker 2: and so they were like, well, what do we do now?
Speaker 1: One?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's it's so crazy, Like it's a crazy solution.
Speaker 2: But like I see the issue initially in the relation.
Speaker 2: But the issue to me is just like all their
Speaker 2: code names were better everything.
Speaker 3: No, every everything's code name is a better than that
Speaker 3: happens a lot, yeah, but like specifically because concepts always
Speaker 3: cooler than the final problems.
Speaker 1: Like Anten Revolution, they wanted to do Xbox uh like
Speaker 1: one right, and they say all in one. That's why
Speaker 1: I said, like why not? I feel like maybe I
Speaker 1: said this before Xbox Infinite and then fucking Halo Infinite
Speaker 1: comes out, Like are you kidding me?
Speaker 2: Are you fucking kidding me?
Speaker 1: Guys?
Speaker 2: I know, for the Infinite for for for Xbox series consoles,
Speaker 2: it did not launch, it didn't watch it was on
Speaker 2: the box, it was on the box, but didn't.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, if it like that, it's I feel
Speaker 1: like there could have been some time or anything, but anyways,
Speaker 1: it's like infinite possibilities and after that, and if you
Speaker 1: want to stick with infinity or infinite, then you just
Speaker 1: do I and then I two, I three or something
Speaker 1: X I two or something. Then make it like numbers
Speaker 1: since there's supposed to be more the techie side. Anyway,
Speaker 1: I just feel like there's they had so many things
Speaker 1: that they could explore, but it seems like somebody at
Speaker 1: the meeting just said I don't know one and then
Speaker 1: they never moved past that, like they just.
Speaker 2: You know, what bothered me it was that like there
Speaker 2: was an interview, but like when everybody was speculating what
Speaker 2: it was gonna be called the series, the series okay, maybe,
Speaker 2: like what's that console going to be called? And then
Speaker 2: I think there was an interview with Phil Spencer said
Speaker 2: the name of the console will will accurately reflect what
Speaker 2: the machine does.
Speaker 3: Fucking idiot. One it does one?
Speaker 1: No, no, no, this was three series X And I'm like,
Speaker 1: what the fuck does that?
Speaker 2: Like it makes more sense to say that for the
Speaker 2: Xbox one actually, because I could actually at least even
Speaker 2: if I would disagree with that, I could see the reason.
Speaker 2: But like what the fuck does series mean?
Speaker 7: What are you say?
Speaker 2: That doesn't mean anything?
Speaker 1: It means nothing. It is live. Especially X represents literally
Speaker 1: lack thereof Yeah, it is a placeholder. So it's like
Speaker 1: what does that mean unless you're saying ten right, Like,
Speaker 1: it's like Xbox Series X. It's basically say Xbox series
Speaker 1: find what the X like? It means nothing. It's this
Speaker 1: equation Xbox series marks the spot, marks the spot?
Speaker 2: And then what does S mean? What does that?
Speaker 1: Sperm?
Speaker 4: Was that?
Speaker 1: What? What?
Speaker 2: What does that mean? Phil Spencer? What does that mean? Actually?
Speaker 2: What does it mean?
Speaker 1: Doesn't mean anything? I think it's surprise surprise.
Speaker 2: They're taking they're taking electronics nomenclature with that, I think
Speaker 2: because like S is typically like the the slim model
Speaker 2: or like the model that is like not it's like
Speaker 2: the placeholder. It's like the new thing, but it's not
Speaker 2: like the powerful new thing. It's like the iPhone ten
Speaker 2: and iPhone ten S. I remember, like something, it was
Speaker 2: like an S. There interesting thing is the S.
Speaker 1: So maybe it's slaying like it's a little bit because
Speaker 1: the S that's interesting because the S was the more
Speaker 1: powerful version than the so like there was the eight
Speaker 1: and then there's the eight s, but I guess the
Speaker 1: X is like plus because eight s plus.
Speaker 2: I don't naming is bad right now, it's stupid. PlayStation
Speaker 2: got lucky, They're just like I got lucky. They well, no, well,
Speaker 2: it's not that they did rudimentary, it's that they had
Speaker 2: a name that worked well with the rudimentary because Xbox
Speaker 2: good because Xbox two doesn't sound good. PlayStation PlayStation, PlayStation two,
Speaker 2: PlayStation three like play that works like it flows well,
Speaker 2: so like they lucked out with that. But Nintendo didn't
Speaker 2: like Nintendo Entertainment System. Nintendo Entertainment System too, like no,
Speaker 2: they were Super Super and and uh Nintendo sixty four
Speaker 2: because it's like sixty four bits, and then it was
Speaker 2: game Tube.
Speaker 10: We we we.
Speaker 1: I think it was good. I think it was good.
Speaker 2: Switch switch, which which by the way, switch makes no sense,
Speaker 2: like it has nothing.
Speaker 6: You do.
Speaker 2: And dark or you can you can switch between, and
Speaker 2: having the switch to is actually like really uncommon for them,
Speaker 2: even even with game Boy. They've never had a game Boy,
Speaker 2: game Boy Advance, game Boy Advance sp uh, Nintendo DS,
Speaker 2: Nintendo d S I, Nintendo three DS, but even three
Speaker 2: it wasn't even like that's.
Speaker 1: The only one that looks because like, even all those
Speaker 1: game Boys are very different.
Speaker 2: Yeah, micro, Well, the game.
Speaker 1: Boy and s p in the game Boy color. The
Speaker 1: game Boy color looked pretty fucking som right. Well, the
Speaker 1: game Boy and the game Boy color are the same
Speaker 1: thing because that one smaller. Well, the game Boy so
Speaker 1: that the game Boy was a fucking brick. The color
Speaker 1: is actually way packed. It looked a lot more sexy.
Speaker 1: I guess it was still it was trying giller or
Speaker 1: it whatever.
Speaker 2: A lot sleeker. I remember I remember being blown away
Speaker 2: by how my.
Speaker 1: Sister had a game Boy and I think and I
Speaker 1: was like, what, I love the Oldoy. It just it's
Speaker 1: I remember playing the perfect representation of how shitty some
Speaker 1: games were back in the day. We're like, oh, we
Speaker 1: need to make a game Boy version. Game Boy version
Speaker 1: of Killer Instink was the worst thing I ever played
Speaker 1: in my life.
Speaker 2: I was like, this is the game Boy games. Like,
Speaker 2: I gotta be real, man, I appreciate the game Boy
Speaker 2: for what it is. Yeah, that console. The console was special.
Speaker 2: A lot of what was there sucked. Mondo Dick big
Speaker 2: people like I played even the game Boy Advance. To
Speaker 2: be honest, like, I played because.
Speaker 3: I Advance had some gems, sure.
Speaker 2: Not near not nearly as much as like a home
Speaker 2: console like I remember playing Did you ever play Dragon
Speaker 2: Ball Z tai Ketsu?
Speaker 3: I know, brother man?
Speaker 1: This is was that the RPG one?
Speaker 2: No, it's it's a fighting game. You They marketed almost
Speaker 2: like a like a budokai, but like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: I think I know. And they had a PSP budai
Speaker 2: too that was like shinkai and it was actually pretty good.
Speaker 2: But like, dude, Dragon Ball z Takatsu, if you look
Speaker 2: up game play footage of it, look up gameplay footage
Speaker 2: in fact, because it is not only is it not
Speaker 2: only does it suck, it looks scuffed, like it looks
Speaker 2: like do you remember how let me put it this way?
Speaker 2: You know, Dragon Balls GT Final bout it was. It
Speaker 2: felt like that kind of a thing. Uh, Tai Ketsu?
Speaker 2: I think it was t I t a I k yeah,
Speaker 2: just look at gameplay of it, and even just the drawings.
Speaker 1: The thumbnail already took me out. I was just like,
Speaker 1: oh wow, that's rough. Yeah man, that's rough. Yeah, dude,
Speaker 1: get out go cool? Looks dude, it is uh is
Speaker 1: that Maddie? Oh yeah, well he's he's his Dragon Ball
Speaker 1: z takatsutsu. Really that bad?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that is mad. That's so funny.
Speaker 1: Metro bound.
Speaker 2: What the fuck does he have? He dude, Maddy, mister
Speaker 2: Maddie plays. He does a podcast with uh with the
Speaker 2: Sacred Boys every now and again. Yeah, he's a workhorse man,
Speaker 2: like the ship. It's crazy. He has like I think,
Speaker 2: like three four channels. Oh and he's making a game.
Speaker 1: Okay, this is mad muscles. Let me get Kip's tray.
Speaker 2: He's crazy. I love Maddie, but like that's that's why
Speaker 2: it's a lot of those people that do it. I'm like, bless.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I remember, I remember.
Speaker 2: Dude, it is so jank man. Anybody look up Dragon
Speaker 2: Ball z TSU. Just look up gameplay of this just
Speaker 2: to understand what I was playing. I was he just
Speaker 2: hit he just he just hit Maju with his spirit
Speaker 2: bomb and he moved two centimeters backwards.
Speaker 1: It is.
Speaker 2: I remember trying so desperately with a gas light myself
Speaker 2: into thinking that I liked it that game because it
Speaker 2: was like a dragon Ball you know, it was a
Speaker 2: dragon Ba game on the game Boy. Like I wanted
Speaker 2: to love it, you know, And then I was just
Speaker 2: like this sucks.
Speaker 1: This Warriors.
Speaker 2: I don't know what that is.
Speaker 1: Wasn't Supersonic Warriors. That is not real what you just said,
Speaker 1: that's a Supersonic Warriors.
Speaker 2: Dragons Supersonic Warriors.
Speaker 1: Yess, that's not real Dragon ball games.
Speaker 2: There's so many Supersonic Warriors. What the fuck is this?
Speaker 2: When I lie about that because you're you weren't lying.
Speaker 2: I was just joking around. But I don't know what
Speaker 2: this is. But it looks kind of similar it was.
Speaker 7: It was on the DS.
Speaker 3: It was was that was Yeah one was one of
Speaker 3: the game Boy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this looks kind of about that. Dude.
Speaker 3: Goku looks crazy, looks like a fucking YAlO ahead dude,
Speaker 3: he was like a fucking fan fiend.
Speaker 2: A fan fiend. Do you remember what the first pinning
Speaker 2: game you played? This?
Speaker 3: It has to be the Pokemon or Mega Man Man.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Japanese said that I don't have more interest, Like,
Speaker 2: I'm sad that my answer is so boring because it
Speaker 2: is literally Super Mario Brothers a lot of times. But
Speaker 2: I was born in ninety three, so it's weird.
Speaker 3: What's the first game you finished?
Speaker 2: Finished? Either Sonic two or Set of Rage two? Probably
Speaker 2: like finished beginning to end. I think probably Crash Bandicoot
Speaker 2: warped or not warped. Crash Bandicoot two Quartex, the second one.
Speaker 3: The first game I finished was.
Speaker 2: I I think it was. It was either Crash or
Speaker 2: Spiro was one of them.
Speaker 3: Might have been GoldenEye or or something like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was so bad at to Railer still am
Speaker 2: it's still I mean, the controls are controls, even in
Speaker 2: the new one where they like cleaned it up a
Speaker 2: little bit, like it's.
Speaker 3: It's like smoking like a fucking savan. It's like, this
Speaker 3: is something wrong with you, dude.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's crazy how good she is at that game.
Speaker 1: Oh, I accidentally, I'm sorry, son, I accidentally touched her
Speaker 1: little piggie to.
Speaker 2: Stop.
Speaker 6: It's okay. So it's okay.
Speaker 1: So I know I've raced you to be a massive homophobe.
Speaker 1: You can take it sometimes, my little bit. Mom.
Speaker 6: I know I showed you will and grace and told
Speaker 6: you that they killed your mom.
Speaker 2: But like, that's crazy. I'm sorry, You're gonna get the
Speaker 2: fuck out of here. Yeah, I'm getting hungry and tired.
Speaker 2: Hate and gave you.
Speaker 1: That is radical. That is a radical in the fucking
Speaker 1: cool way. They get them.
Speaker 3: I hate gay people, that's right, that's right. Good hate
Speaker 3: gay people more more. I hate them so much, like
Speaker 3: one of the horrors around.
Speaker 6: Because ship, I remember when we meet up with Harvey
Speaker 6: fire Steed tonight, what are you going to do?
Speaker 2: Not look him in the eyes? Exactly?
Speaker 1: Good job. I love you, I love you.
Speaker 3: He goes.
Speaker 1: He pitched meeting highest.
Speaker 2: Meeting met him for some reason. Meeting Hardy fire Steeds
Speaker 2: Hell's dad.
Speaker 1: Today.
Speaker 2: He's been dead for a while.
Speaker 3: No, I think he died today.
Speaker 2: The guy who played U fucking Darius, Yeah, he died today.
Speaker 2: He died in nine to eleven.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, never mind.
Speaker 2: I feel like that guy was ancient, not like two
Speaker 2: thousand and one.
Speaker 3: You can read the names that all right, let's don't.
Speaker 2: We're gonna read the names of our twenty five dollars patrons. Remember,
Speaker 2: we can go over to patreon dot com slash the
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Speaker 1: Chocolate beverage.
Speaker 2: For drink arbletin.
Speaker 1: I never it. I did. My mom was like, I
Speaker 1: don't know. I guess old team was a little bit
Speaker 1: healthier than next quick, so she switched and I was like, Mom,
Speaker 1: I hate you so much.
Speaker 3: I love Obal team, but I like my Grandma's a relic. Yeah,
Speaker 3: so I like malt beverages. I got used to it.
Speaker 1: I got used to it, but like it was a
Speaker 1: rough transition.
Speaker 2: You know what I used to be addicted to when
Speaker 2: I was a kid. Yeah, I used to drink. I
Speaker 2: used to pound insures in short. Sure, sure, dude, I
Speaker 2: was yolked as like I was when I was when
Speaker 2: I was nine or ten. I was like unreasonably it's
Speaker 2: even like photos of me when I was like, I
Speaker 2: had like three insures like a day minimum, and it
Speaker 2: was ridiculous.
Speaker 1: It was stupid.
Speaker 2: And like when you do pretty appropriate protein even as
Speaker 2: like a kid and you're like you're active and ship,
Speaker 2: it looks stupid, look gross, Like it was really weird.
Speaker 2: You could see it in my head.
Speaker 3: Even got a fucking muscular head. What was the name
Speaker 3: of other ones? I was protein and it was like
Speaker 3: the one that had the running guy on it.
Speaker 2: It was I was running Man's a little bever You
Speaker 2: fucking fish. I'm gonna read the names that.
Speaker 3: Absolutely coming down FU three to one.
Speaker 2: Damn, there's no loving that at all. Use you, sir,
Speaker 2: guild Master Colschedra Dress Chris blowing his brains out with
Speaker 2: a needler because of the Halo show, racist Tokage. I'm
Speaker 2: Tom Clancy and I hate the games. Nice that that's
Speaker 2: such a good that's really good.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 2: My little Bundy boy, my little Bundie boy, Neil Patrick Harris,
Speaker 2: I'm fucking gay. That's a sportsman with Huh. I mean
Speaker 2: that sounds familiar. I don't think I ever had it though.
Speaker 2: That looks like a fucking thing from the nineteen fifties.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I'm sure it was.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, well, I love them.
Speaker 1: Bano Vanilla one.
Speaker 6: I love these nutriments.
Speaker 2: Milk fucking ban is fucking wild the basis of being like,
Speaker 2: what's with these homies? These police shooting my girl? Uh,
Speaker 2: I am going to the president of the Mortar swapping
Speaker 2: out the handy dandy nopook for the death of mid
Speaker 2: episode Ben Shapiro Berserker Barrage. Yeah in fact, uh, in fact, yeah,
Speaker 2: in fact it's Emma two rats in a trench coat.
Speaker 2: Here be my riddles three. Riddle one where doth come?
Speaker 2: Where doth come come from? Penis is the answer to
Speaker 2: his riddle one are you got me? And he says,
Speaker 2: he says, riddle two, how do you pool? And a riddle?
Speaker 12: Three?
Speaker 2: Are you gay?
Speaker 6: Little Bee?
Speaker 1: I like that last one that's like ship.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, classic rumpled stiltskin. Uh, Netflix is double make cries?
Speaker 2: Is my halo four replacing all my all the chalk
Speaker 2: powder at rock climbing Gym with itching powder.
Speaker 3: So demonic, so demonic.
Speaker 2: Cheese We're just like a piece of cheesey on onto
Speaker 2: the desk.
Speaker 1: No bean and cheese, sperm and piste burrito.
Speaker 2: Nothing at all. Hey, look up the tripophobia scalp Kingston's dad.
Speaker 2: Can I help you? Yeah, Oka, sperm and pist.
Speaker 1: Burrito, heavy on the sperm.
Speaker 2: On the spur on the sperm. No tortilla.
Speaker 1: Just a pile.
Speaker 2: It's just a pile in a wrapper, just.
Speaker 1: Like it's going out of style. Let me get another.
Speaker 2: Gotta get another book.
Speaker 1: I get.
Speaker 2: Since that's selling tickets to tour inside chaperons. Chapeeron's big
Speaker 2: gy Colon b B Bros. Big bouncing backside the Sloper
Speaker 2: toy so dirpy. Captain Jean Luke discard of the USS
Speaker 2: Enter Guys, Guys, guys, pretty good? I am Captain John Luke,
Speaker 2: Decard of the U S S Starship Enter Guys, Got
Speaker 2: got got gay for the showed back to the bone
Speaker 2: and anti wool coffee brands sounds incredibly counterproductives. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know what Jeordie LaForge Jordan.
Speaker 2: You know, uh an anti wol coffee brand sounds incredibly counterproductive.
Speaker 2: That sounds war be sorry, I'm still.
Speaker 1: Gay or gay or gave gay?
Speaker 2: That is so clever.
Speaker 1: Maybe would named gay or I think that name is stupid.
Speaker 1: Queer it's pretty cool queerface or gay or is a
Speaker 1: real name?
Speaker 2: Or you know, gay lord is clan.
Speaker 1: My neighbor in Vegas was named Gayola. I was like,
Speaker 1: what the hell you a gay crayon?
Speaker 2: What's happening?
Speaker 1: Dude? I think I quit Holy ship, Holy Ship.
Speaker 2: Quaz? You think ever? Are you a crowd?
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't get it. Why is your
Speaker 1: name Gaiola? Doesn't make any sense? You're looking at him
Speaker 1: as fucking slagged on.
Speaker 6: You. You were.
Speaker 1: Robbed him?
Speaker 2: You know I robbed him.
Speaker 1: I robbed the balls color. He didn't even ge.
Speaker 3: You make the gate Creola brand, aren't you? Youn't got
Speaker 3: a brand of gig? Is gonna be a hobo rainbow?
Speaker 3: You get dumb bunk? Why do you think I moved back.
Speaker 3: Do you think I moved here? Is that it would
Speaker 3: have been known to gate cray troop cups that just so,
Speaker 3: I just.
Speaker 2: Got a hit. I got hit with a wave of exhaustion.
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna go out anymore.
Speaker 1: I was gonna.
Speaker 3: I had a plan of going out with my girlfriend today.
Speaker 3: Funk that I'm going over. I'm going to bed immediately.
Speaker 3: I'm putting a bed on top of my body and
Speaker 3: I'm going to bed.
Speaker 2: Penis and me. Not a joke. I'm too big. Norman Osborne.
Speaker 2: When someone quits halfway through the hand drop be like
Speaker 2: finish it, John O, Nation Vana the Dead PBA J
Speaker 2: Derek is innocent, Jack free him, be nice to the
Speaker 2: Sweeney around a Asian missing his foreskin because they figured
Speaker 2: it was wall. He's expected here New New j I
Speaker 2: d song dropped. I think I might ejaculate to death.
Speaker 3: He has to make music for a little while. He
Speaker 3: had like a really good COVID. He took a break.
Speaker 2: Derek Derek looking a lot less? What Derek looks a
Speaker 2: lot less deformed beetlejuice green? What the fun was that?
Speaker 2: Meaning a lot looks less deformed beetlejuice green? I don't
Speaker 2: know what any of this means. I don't know. I'm
Speaker 2: just as lost as you know. We're all on the same.
Speaker 1: Oat here, brother, Thank you, and how don't choot the messenger?
Speaker 3: Brother?
Speaker 2: We're all on the same boat here, brother. Snark Tank
Speaker 2: RPG demo is out at snark Tank RPG for the link.
Speaker 2: Queen of Fatpazard a k A. Kings's mom, Ron Jeremy
Speaker 2: canonically banging Chris Reagan. I'm about to steve and flow
Speaker 2: smelling ants for big ounces scientific curiosity. My ass is
Speaker 2: full of piss. Help Thugzilla mecha Wigger versus Mecha Wigger
Speaker 2: losing all my friends in the custody battle. Kurt Cobaine
Speaker 2: pov check out the check out where the winds meet
Speaker 2: the Kung Fu RPG coming uh. I never heard of that.
Speaker 2: Never heard of that either.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Final Fantasy I'm apparently playing Final Fantasy six again.
Speaker 1: That game is so good man.
Speaker 3: F S six so good man? Why do we do
Speaker 3: a three remake of that one? Like like the seven?
Speaker 2: You're probably three first though death three. I mean, I
Speaker 2: don't know, Jack W six, Jack w f M.
Speaker 1: Well those are most popular, I think.
Speaker 2: Message from Brian. He has finished finish his guitar bonding
Speaker 2: building course and is now working at Ivan in Japan.
Speaker 1: I'm probably thinking of like before ten, everybody was like
Speaker 1: the sevee and six were goaded. Then obviously seven exploded it, right, Yeah?
Speaker 1: Which which is three?
Speaker 4: To you?
Speaker 3: Which one? Fantasy is three to you?
Speaker 1: Which one? So for me, the one with terror is six?
Speaker 1: Some people it's three?
Speaker 2: Yeah, what do you?
Speaker 1: What do you do?
Speaker 3: Final Fantasy six in Japan.
Speaker 1: Is three for us? Oh, that's what you're saying, dude,
Speaker 1: I don't even know at this point.
Speaker 3: Now is the main character a girl and the one
Speaker 3: you're talking about?
Speaker 1: No, there's a bunch of little kids, right, yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: thinking of but that's three. That's actually that's it that
Speaker 1: I'm thinking of. Three.
Speaker 3: In America we got three after like six was supposed
Speaker 3: to be six but ended up being three for us
Speaker 3: for some reason.
Speaker 1: It's the noth American release. I don't know why they
Speaker 1: did that. I don't know how it happened that way.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Is a jerapy guy it wasn't he a classic jearapyry guy.
Speaker 2: Well, he just know, he's he's just extensively knowledgeable on
Speaker 2: that ship. Like it's all he studied for years.
Speaker 3: You know, I want to I want them to make
Speaker 3: a remake of that one, and I'd be really.
Speaker 2: It's so funny that like he's to do game facts.
Speaker 2: He used to do game guides on on old like
Speaker 2: mess boards or whatever. And because there's so many old
Speaker 2: games coming out again, people are using the same like
Speaker 2: his guides from when that when he wrote when he
Speaker 2: was like in high schools. Very funny. Arthur More fan
Speaker 2: Arthur Morgan voice uh Aries buy my YouTube premium. In
Speaker 2: my life is yours, I wouldn't wish to take it
Speaker 2: towards on my worst enemy. Kingston molested me and Disneyland
Speaker 2: restaurant Big Meat. He stinks your friendly neighborhood Tankey Hassan Piker,
Speaker 2: Parker Iman, Andy, the man whose handies are I'd like
Speaker 2: to st here and forever Dandy Kingpin singing Black Parade.
Speaker 1: When I was a young boy, my father father took
Speaker 1: me into the city.
Speaker 2: To be a marching band. He said, Nigga's crazy.
Speaker 1: We saw son. I guess it's getting to my brain.
Speaker 2: I'm getting really I'm getting really weak.
Speaker 1: I want to do like that's crazy. I'm getting really weak.
Speaker 2: The last to keep you sustained. I have a thing
Speaker 2: about eating other people's food, like I can't do it.
Speaker 2: I don't know what it is. I could share drinks,
Speaker 2: but I can't eat, like bite other people's like bitten
Speaker 2: foods when people when people offer me, I can buy
Speaker 2: the other side of something.
Speaker 3: But like I get someone offering me something that's already bitten,
Speaker 3: sets me the funk off. It's like, you're gonna give
Speaker 3: me some of you fucking mangey grumbed on. You think
Speaker 3: I'm fucking trash, don't you?
Speaker 2: You should be. I think I'm a fucking pigeon on
Speaker 2: the street, a seagull that you can just throw a
Speaker 2: piece of bread at you, piece of ship.
Speaker 3: I'll show you an animal. I'll show you tear I'll
Speaker 3: tear down his whole city right now. I'll burn everybody.
Speaker 2: I saw this video that dude.
Speaker 3: I saw this.
Speaker 2: I saw this clip of this guy on Twitter. He
Speaker 2: came on French fries and put them in the middle
Speaker 2: of a parking lot and just washed seagulls. No, don't sound.
Speaker 1: There.
Speaker 2: That's what is wrong with people. Don't feed your comed
Speaker 2: what's wrong with the single scarfing that ship up. That's
Speaker 2: a good point. Well, just have a good.
Speaker 9: Time gargling, going up and down in their throat.
Speaker 3: People that do that should an asshole. They should all
Speaker 3: be put in a box, and a box should be
Speaker 3: dropped in the ocean.
Speaker 1: Would be fair, you know, I mean unless the seagulls.
Speaker 1: You know, maybe they'd be mad if they're like, hey,
Speaker 1: you're gay now, But.
Speaker 2: Like other than that, he would bother them.
Speaker 1: Other than that, like I'm not gay. We all know
Speaker 1: women that you know they lap that ken birds be gay.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you still have cloacs, don't they animals? Yeah, that's
Speaker 2: a good point, but they'll have the same thing. But
Speaker 2: I guess they can. They can figure it out.
Speaker 1: Male birds they.
Speaker 2: Can figure out. I don't think they do. I think
Speaker 2: they just rub their fucking little holes on each other.
Speaker 3: They don't have sex like that, don't they.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure they do.
Speaker 3: No bird is fertilized eggs, remember.
Speaker 2: No, I'm pretty sure what happens is. I'm pretty sure
Speaker 2: like a male bird.
Speaker 1: Duck other duck before they have penises.
Speaker 2: They got the crazy penis, like rapist penises.
Speaker 1: They look they look like.
Speaker 2: You ever seen that ship they like and they did?
Speaker 2: Did you see the wine bottle open?
Speaker 1: Ever?
Speaker 3: Seen blood of Zeus, butter of Zeus. Yes, the spear
Speaker 3: of the brother that's evil.
Speaker 1: They like that.
Speaker 2: They look a little bit like they look about ling.
Speaker 2: They look a little bit like, uh, the bad guy
Speaker 2: from Lum Luman Mulan's sword.
Speaker 3: Luman, you told you fixed it. I still said Luban again.
Speaker 1: You literally oh you mean that?
Speaker 2: Fucking yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah suh.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna read the names by guy lou Reed.
Speaker 2: Let me say later. Lou Bega, lou Bega. He died
Speaker 2: Kingston singing my hump as a duet with his dad.
Speaker 1: Killed him, probably I killed Yeah, I'm sorry. I killed
Speaker 1: another elected official. Oh man, oh man. They were gonna
Speaker 1: try communist policies, and so he set me and I
Speaker 1: kept throwing the whole country.
Speaker 6: Looks like I've got a little bit of funerals in
Speaker 6: my side. Oh I'm just stabilizing, know the country, Kingston.
Speaker 1: No, man, look at this, that's crazy.
Speaker 6: Remember a little bit of dodging cops each night.
Speaker 3: You remember when what was the country that was really
Speaker 3: nice and they got fucking set back to the Stone Age.
Speaker 3: I was in the Middle Eastern country that was like
Speaker 3: really progressive and a lot of them. You mean oh
Speaker 3: you mean Iran, Iran?
Speaker 2: Okay, oh yeah, wow, all.
Speaker 6: These women having free rights. Let's change, let's.
Speaker 2: Let's ruin that.
Speaker 1: That's actually what so what twenty eleven, twenty ten, that's
Speaker 1: what happened to Egypt.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they experienced their own that.
Speaker 1: They're like, hey, we're iving, we're great, and they got decimated,
Speaker 1: destroyed all their stuff. And then a Muslim brother came
Speaker 1: in and like, hey.
Speaker 6: What, I'm an Asian.
Speaker 2: Did it suck like rain a lot or something?
Speaker 1: Yeahs if it rained, there would be like just the
Speaker 1: same similar ship.
Speaker 2: It would be a bad situation.
Speaker 3: It'd be all quick say, if it rain, like a
Speaker 3: metric would ring.
Speaker 2: A metric, And I suspect that it would be a
Speaker 2: really big problem right now.
Speaker 1: It absolutely would be. Kiro would be very like a
Speaker 1: just women mud wrestling everywhere. It'd be crazy, Yeah, but
Speaker 1: like suffocating and suffocate. Yeah, it would look like they're wrestling,
Speaker 1: but they're actually struggling.
Speaker 2: All the guys are like they do that that that
Speaker 2: that cartoon dog thing where he takes.
Speaker 3: His Didny frame instant frame into that.
Speaker 1: I would I love that.
Speaker 2: I really think that's one of the funniest things I've
Speaker 2: seen in my life.
Speaker 1: I wish I was talented enough to do. I showed
Speaker 1: that to be when he was driving he pulled over.
Speaker 2: He was like, you have to for I don't even
Speaker 2: know what the reference or like what's from specifically this
Speaker 2: old cartoon like a dog doing the classic like woo
Speaker 2: Co Hot Woman. I think like eyes coming out, the
Speaker 2: tongues rolling out, like the wolf stomping the foot, and
Speaker 2: then it immediately, like really convincingly shifts, just like he
Speaker 2: just pulls. He just pulls his dick out and starts
Speaker 2: jogging off. But it's so well done, dude, you have
Speaker 2: it instantly gets hard and starts beating off. I want
Speaker 2: to see it again. I think I needed to wake
Speaker 2: me up. We're not seeing his like his his his piece,
Speaker 2: like grow it it just it's just it ready. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's pretty impressive. It's Derek is a carbon copy of
Speaker 2: Sean Soko. I don't even know who this is.
Speaker 1: This is probably some racist it this trek.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll see. I got no idea unless it's like,
Speaker 2: you know, it's funny. I've had people be like, uh,
Speaker 2: these guys are funny. But Chris definitely listens to too
Speaker 2: much Come Town. I'm not even exaggerating to you guys.
Speaker 2: I've never seen a single episode of Come Down, not once.
Speaker 2: I I absolutely know that I've seen cliffs you know,
Speaker 2: every now and again, but I've never sat through it.
Speaker 2: I think I've maybe seen exactly like maybe like fifteen
Speaker 2: minutes to come Down.
Speaker 1: I'm the come Town guy. Yeah. As a matter of fact,
Speaker 1: I was just listening to because they have the streams
Speaker 1: that they stream all the episodes, so it's like, all like,
Speaker 1: just fuck it. I'm just putt anything.
Speaker 2: It's a good idea.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's cool.
Speaker 2: How do you do that?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I should ask the guy that does it. That might
Speaker 2: not be a bad idea, Yeah, although I don't know.
Speaker 2: Actually no, it would be a bad idea for our show.
Speaker 2: We get bond banded immediately.
Speaker 1: I mean they've been, it's been. It could be a
Speaker 1: separate thing. Oh, I ask at least and see how
Speaker 1: that works. But yeah, I do not look like Sean Soko.
Speaker 1: What the fuck. It's just it's just like a it's
Speaker 1: a there's a black guy. Yeah, no, it's a black man.
Speaker 2: It's literally just a black guy in a hat. But
Speaker 2: that is true.
Speaker 1: It is a black guy a hat, and he's like,
Speaker 1: that's you look you look.
Speaker 2: Like him in the same way that a lot of
Speaker 2: people tell me I look like the people. You know
Speaker 2: what the glasses Yeah yeah, yeah yeah, it's.
Speaker 3: Like you look like I do.
Speaker 2: I'm like, okay, you look black. Yeah, I don't look anything.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I get it, Like, oh, white guy glasses,
Speaker 1: I get it.
Speaker 2: Yes, dude, I love this video so much and the chair.
Speaker 1: I want to I want to, like logical conclusions for the.
Speaker 2: Right reason to post that on Twitter. I want to
Speaker 2: cut it a little bit sooner, thought to check. I
Speaker 2: want to I want the dictor to come out, but
Speaker 2: I wanted to almost register, like did that did that?
Speaker 1: You know?
Speaker 2: Yea question? Kids?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 5: Kids?
Speaker 2: Swing looks like looks like the pot of greed card
Speaker 2: finish both of the finished looks like the pot of
Speaker 2: greed card I see it. Uh. In fact, he looks
Speaker 2: like he looks like you look pot of greed.
Speaker 1: I've seen you.
Speaker 2: I've seen you in moments, look like pot of greed. Actually,
Speaker 2: what he just did, he just did probably was pretty active.
Speaker 2: It was pretty good. That looks like that's just pot
Speaker 2: of greed right there. That's just me Welcome to the
Speaker 2: Parting Podcast featuring your host Chris Chris Riga, Derek Blackman,
Speaker 2: and Pot of Greed. I'm clipping that and we're having
Speaker 2: a pot of greed merch. They we're having a pot
Speaker 2: of greed off, we're.
Speaker 1: Having a pot of greed merch with your face.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm it was just saved on my
Speaker 2: moon randomly? Is that real? Is that unedited? It has
Speaker 2: like the the smirks, the smirk she's doing.
Speaker 1: No mac no, I love how nefarious he looks. He
Speaker 1: just looks like his mouth is just too small. Man,
Speaker 1: I can't his chin and his mouth.
Speaker 2: It's like it's like is he half white at all?
Speaker 2: Or like any percent white? He just came out of
Speaker 2: the pussy. It's smashed. That's nefarious. That's a farious staring
Speaker 2: like a white way. I don't know how to describe.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I just feel like you I feel
Speaker 2: like if you know, you know, like I don't know,
Speaker 2: Like that's like the way that stair works. What are
Speaker 2: you watching?
Speaker 1: Is that little himedophile?
Speaker 2: In fact, I got molested by my dog and bitten
Speaker 2: by my uncles. That's crazy. Kingson's dad hunting the firewolf
Speaker 2: to extinction. V cybernetically attaching a silencer to his mouth.
Speaker 2: That is crazy. V cybernetically attaching a silencer to his
Speaker 2: mouth so we can scream the nword in public. Sugar gay,
Speaker 2: sugar gay. I just I just want a guy put
Speaker 2: your chick inside baby. Kevin Durant's feet up. V Oh
Speaker 2: that's true, you're yeah.
Speaker 1: My vis a black person. He's like a roster man.
Speaker 1: He has the fucking dredge.
Speaker 2: Mine's an Asian woman.
Speaker 1: I couldn't find a mod, but I wanted to look
Speaker 1: like him.
Speaker 2: I forgot his name.
Speaker 1: Um, the guy looks like Rick Ross. Oh, Rick Ross,
Speaker 1: the guy that you get the job.
Speaker 3: Flat guy. I want to shoot you him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I forgot his name, Rock Wrist like twin Rock
Speaker 2: Risk Rock Ris.
Speaker 1: I got this job for you.
Speaker 2: We got it, We got all right. Kevin Durant's feet
Speaker 2: shut in the face even no, I'm back of the head, right.
Speaker 1: I guess you didn't know it. And then he woke
Speaker 1: up with the dumpster because that Asian.
Speaker 2: Guy found you specified against John Gotty and put him
Speaker 2: in prison. You ain't even know it's me, say.
Speaker 1: The bull.
Speaker 2: U s j One ting me No, no, why uh
Speaker 2: cops took us down to the station. They were sucking
Speaker 2: us for fun. I'm just waiting for the bussy to
Speaker 2: make me come fuck you ain't. I ain't paying my
Speaker 2: TV license, bitch, mister pants thirty, uncle rocks his bank,
Speaker 2: gang Bang Derek fu Face unstoppable Derek. Did you changed
Speaker 2: the thumbnail for one of your extra ammos to an
Speaker 2: x ray y? That was me? That was me, And
Speaker 2: I really don't know why.
Speaker 1: Anytime the extra ammo's thumbnails have thumbnails, it's because of Chris.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I may have done one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it really is just like an I was gonna
Speaker 2: say a c DC thing. It's an O c D
Speaker 2: thing for me. Ah gross, Hey, I don't like seeing
Speaker 2: I don't like seeing thumbnails. That's just the still from
Speaker 2: the video like it bothers me. It feels gross to see.
Speaker 2: So I just like anything is better than that. So
Speaker 2: I just pick a random thing off my camera reel.
Speaker 3: I get it.
Speaker 1: I still think about this ship every day.
Speaker 2: You don't every day? All right, he's showing memes again.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, guys, I don't know the way out of here.
Speaker 2: So he's showing. He constantly puts me on narration duty
Speaker 2: by doing this showing the side the guy who drove
Speaker 2: up to the fucking.
Speaker 1: That guy smiles, but he's like, I didn't even know
Speaker 1: it was dubbed gunicide. It's really fantastic.
Speaker 2: Is that guy who rolled up to the bikini Parisa
Speaker 2: thing and like with no pants, got called out on video,
Speaker 2: drove away.
Speaker 1: And killed himself.
Speaker 2: Every day the smile face. He looks like he's about
Speaker 2: to be photographed for like a Disney spread, right, he
Speaker 2: looks like he's a Disney actor who's not gonna be.
Speaker 1: Like the thing that's so crazy.
Speaker 2: Instead, instead of drawing Mickey Mouse with like a fancy
Speaker 2: glowstick and after effects, he drove to a parking lot
Speaker 2: and shot himself in the neck. I don't understand, Oh my.
Speaker 1: God, his reaction though, because he was surprised, like you're
Speaker 1: walking up with your pants? What if that was Kingson's dad,
Speaker 1: My dad would have died. That's exactly like that guy. Still, yeah,
Speaker 1: Kings's dad actually did it too.
Speaker 2: Are you calling me off for master?
Speaker 1: Ready to get a place? What's wrong?
Speaker 6: What's wrong?
Speaker 2: Nothing wrong?
Speaker 6: I'm gonna go kill myself.
Speaker 1: I guess I'm gonna go try to kill myself and then.
Speaker 2: Oh I got it reversed.
Speaker 3: I guess I can't go yet.
Speaker 2: Yes, it must not be my dog.
Speaker 1: You gotta keep taking care of us. It's gotta be
Speaker 1: my son who doesn't It's gotta be I.
Speaker 2: Mean, faced unstoppable Derek, did you change something that ar
Speaker 2: gorn cutting out? And now he's falling while Lego lesson
Speaker 2: Ghimli compete over who can don the most soldiers at
Speaker 2: the bafter birth of Pussy Intense Jolly a diption as
Speaker 2: of Paradeslo morphs. That's crazy like xeno morphs, but I
Speaker 2: mean both of them work.
Speaker 1: I think Mexican xeno Warfs sound horribles either way. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's badass.
Speaker 2: Dead space, dead space as well, dead space, the necromorphs.
Speaker 3: Those as the Negro warps.
Speaker 2: To me, those are that's crazy. That's that's that's how.
Speaker 1: He just curve.
Speaker 2: That's five. Wait, Dame, uh dame just got cleared time
Speaker 2: And in cream City goat man scarecrows and the dungeon
Speaker 2: was from bat the bad to the bone bit. Can
Speaker 2: we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like
Speaker 2: giant cocks? I could really use a dick right now, dick,
Speaker 2: right now, Captain Joe America protects dire wolf puppies from
Speaker 2: Kingston's dad. Peep, Why I want to let me out
Speaker 2: of them?
Speaker 1: The world's longest gun so he can just be in
Speaker 1: his house.
Speaker 2: His dad's the stranger. He fights like this, of course
Speaker 2: he does every hit. Somebody's gotta do it. You gotta
Speaker 2: put somebody gotta do it. Hirk jerk this people off.
Speaker 2: Little clas little closet clan Kleatle learning how to accept
Speaker 2: that he's a gay beatle by deep throating Kingston's dad.
Speaker 2: Kings's dads are really making a fucking He's a rock.
Speaker 3: I hate these so fucking much.
Speaker 1: I hate them.
Speaker 2: Sixty games Baki Manga threatening to Rabilan and Trump's son.
Speaker 2: They're going to, oh yeah, right, what what do we got?
Speaker 14: Uh?
Speaker 2: This premise is fucking outrageous, son. They're going to boomerang
Speaker 2: firing squad me doing that?
Speaker 1: How many people? How many people? How many boomeraggs.
Speaker 2: Is there?
Speaker 1: Like to say, like a big like trash can or
Speaker 1: a barrel full of boomerangs, and they're.
Speaker 2: Just going until you're done?
Speaker 1: Dude.
Speaker 2: That is fucking outrageous.
Speaker 3: That's what shoot me, fucking weapon. I when we at
Speaker 3: the blade end of it. I've seen them into trees
Speaker 3: and be stuck in the tree like hard to get out.
Speaker 3: This guy is doomed.
Speaker 2: That's what sharp does the wood. I'm so tired and hungry.
Speaker 2: I haven't eaten that all today.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was my I was like, I have to
Speaker 1: eat that.
Speaker 2: I'm afraid to open my fridge while the power is that.
Speaker 3: Oh gotcha, I'm quite hungry.
Speaker 6: I'm sorry case you're a hungry Would you like some
Speaker 6: of my milk? I've been lock eating so just.
Speaker 2: I've been eating so just for you.
Speaker 6: Suck on my fucking milk. Suck on my milk. It's almonds.
Speaker 6: Suck my suck my male milk.
Speaker 2: Son, Okay, Dad, I guess yes.
Speaker 6: Yes, this makes up for all of the years I
Speaker 6: wasn't here. I was out saving the world, making a
Speaker 6: order better place for.
Speaker 1: You, son.
Speaker 6: I was out deporting immigrants to down the countries they
Speaker 6: weren't even born then.
Speaker 15: It's because of today we honor a great man, Kingston's dad.
Speaker 15: Kingston's dad giving us the idea of taking the immigrants.
Speaker 14: To He gave us the idea to change the name
Speaker 14: of the Gulf of Mexico to the Golf.
Speaker 2: Golf of Dixon's Dad, The Gulf of Kingston, The Gulf
Speaker 2: of Kingston's Dad. I thought America was a better idea,
Speaker 2: but he talked me. He drives a hard bargain, he.
Speaker 14: Said, crash the economy, he said. I thought that's an
Speaker 14: interesting idea. No one's tried to do that on purpose.
Speaker 14: It only happens bad because we do it by accident.
Speaker 14: If we did it on purpose, then it's not so
Speaker 14: bad because it happens and it's a bad thing, but
Speaker 14: it's on purpose, so it's.
Speaker 2: Technically a success. You can't fail if you try to fail.
Speaker 1: If you try to fail, then you fail and you win. Right.
Speaker 1: I love you Trump, I love you so much, trum
Speaker 1: more than my son. I can't take any credit for this.
Speaker 1: This is all and dedicated to my son. I dedicate
Speaker 1: all that the world right now, my son.
Speaker 3: He's a little Bocu Monty.
Speaker 1: You know that, like you you are body mind probably too.
Speaker 1: He's the little Bocu mount.
Speaker 2: Little of a pregnant bee in that word.
Speaker 1: Of course, of course, I understand.
Speaker 3: Come up here, and I'm just in there. I'm in
Speaker 3: the toilet, and all of a sudden opened a door there, all.
Speaker 2: Right, especially the kid Bamu met Kingston and Kingson's dad
Speaker 2: had a messy anal prolif uh somebody, I don't get mad,
Speaker 2: I get even I washed his clothes in my scene,
Speaker 2: and she Bans says, playing monster on her post clarity
Speaker 2: nut from Hell's heart. I come at the star Coffee,
Speaker 2: the Irish equivalent to hercules us a spear called gay bulge,
Speaker 2: a surging deep inside, like a violent tide, tugged tugged
Speaker 2: on by an angry moon. It's blood inside my turgeon cock.
Speaker 2: I want to fuck gay. But consider again that that
Speaker 2: pale blue dot that's here, that's home, that's us, is
Speaker 2: Carl saying, every saint in every saintan center in the
Speaker 2: history of our species lose on this pale blue dot.
Speaker 1: Gay blue dots, a gay blue dot.
Speaker 2: Every queer Kingston's dead lose.
Speaker 1: On this pale blue dot.
Speaker 2: Is their life on other planets?
Speaker 1: Maybe?
Speaker 6: Maybe? But are they as smart as Kingston's dad.
Speaker 2: You just may never know, if you know, Carl saying,
Speaker 2: I think that's actually a pretty good impression. I think
Speaker 2: I didn't think of it. It actually every not bad.
Speaker 6: It's not bad at all.
Speaker 2: You know, I've had a problem lately where I'm doing
Speaker 2: that but like just stimming yeah, like as like a
Speaker 2: vocal stam. Like I'll be like walking around and be
Speaker 2: like I dropped. I dropped my phone on the ground
Speaker 2: the other day. I was like, what's happening. It's happening,
Speaker 2: Craig the Canadian loss and then hieroglyphics.
Speaker 6: Why can you jail break my PSP for me?
Speaker 2: It's your voice, Seanny d come Toitty snarktank fans and
Speaker 2: a HomeOS in deported service as in two sixty seven.
Speaker 2: Uh wait, I might have fucked up here. Oh no,
Speaker 2: I didn't.
Speaker 6: Where's my son?
Speaker 3: My son real quick?
Speaker 2: If you're any tell Laurien's Weben Halo three Dog the
Speaker 2: Baby Hunter badly Brave, Sorry, miss Jackson n Bomber Guy
Speaker 2: Sween put the memes down. Hey Derek, you should listen
Speaker 2: to Comba Christ. I hear you'll love Modern demon or
Speaker 2: heads off, Smokey's paramatic maniac sibling Jordan in his suit
Speaker 2: with a Southern drawl, Nicky Ziggy. Yeah, Young Sweeney loves
Speaker 2: his dad. Still. I hear you say you're gonna tell
Speaker 2: your wife now. I'm just trying to stay inside. Let
Speaker 2: me not because it's not too gay. It's oh my god,
Speaker 2: I just understood what it Yeah. Still I hear you
Speaker 2: say you're gonna tell your Now, I'm just trying. It's
Speaker 2: this is it's not too gay. It's never too gay,
Speaker 2: not too bad. There's something there, never too gay. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's good. There's something there. Absolutely, it's never too gay.
Speaker 1: It's not bad.
Speaker 2: That's pretty. That's a that's like a t ball kind
Speaker 2: of you know, that sets itself up for fucking success.
Speaker 2: Hiring Key David to play Kingson's dad, dash goofy Uncle
Speaker 2: Chip turning into Chucky. Of course, salsa, of course I'll
Speaker 2: do it. Uh ass Creed enter anus, Uncle Chip, alright,
Speaker 2: read that already, Blake nine six pre ros. I'm Kingston's dad,
Speaker 2: and I'm marrying Casey Anthony. The First Church of Key David,
Speaker 2: Samurai Salmon Shoe Sanders r f K on stage, screaming
Speaker 2: the words are back. How Dracula says it, How Dracula
Speaker 2: Flow says it? Merks eighteen eighty nine, John Strickland, Sandman,
Speaker 2: Dot gov olymp biscuits and gravy mebe fishy, Chris, how
Speaker 2: do we get sween of Derek on Summon signs or stelly.
Speaker 2: People in the comments are always don't wanting it. Peepee,
Speaker 2: Country childe take my whole to the gaze, I will
Speaker 2: bond man Vagina Mountain bussy. It doesn't even rite Country child,
Speaker 2: take my whole. All this semon flow around me, something something,
Speaker 2: I'm gay, epic rap Battles of History, Casey Anthony versus
Speaker 2: The Hot to a Girl, the Colon Swing, So be patient,
Speaker 2: be patient, the coldon Swinging Slasher Dunk, Donkerson, Peppini Brothers,
Speaker 2: Jeffrey Epstein in the Minecraft movid be like I am
Speaker 2: Steen Dixco. Let me see that's long. That's long song
Speaker 2: songs long wage Lay five eighty three, Lily Voice Swing,
Speaker 2: You're a good kisser, but also reveals herself to be
Speaker 2: Sween's dad, a stupid He's been disguised as your girlfriend
Speaker 2: the whole time.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Jamie Kennedy died, Bill Murray's Black German, negrosss Jones, Dave Grohl.
Speaker 2: One of my kids is not like the other. One
Speaker 2: of my kids has a different mother, giving Derek's black
Speaker 2: bug eyed face throat shots. That's awesome, Damn that is
Speaker 2: crazy throats too at it thates insane, no funny name,
Speaker 2: just talked, just taking a fat ship right now, Kremlin
Speaker 2: to gremlin jd vance ferociously sucking on elon soy boobs
Speaker 2: and the demand name that he takes. He says thank
Speaker 2: you afterwards, of course, waiting for the sweet hunting here.
Speaker 2: I want to spelt Obi, won't you blow me?
Speaker 1: Key?
Speaker 2: David Keith, David Keith, David Keith, David Key, David Keith,
Speaker 2: David Key, David Uh drip m h lord of all drip,
Speaker 2: slurping stroke and smoking jokings, stealing Sween's pelt in his
Speaker 2: sleep and moving in with his grandma to make her
Speaker 2: happy in her final years. Uncle ruckus voice so crazy,
Speaker 2: Uncle Rucky's voice draggon them knuckles a popeyees. You all
Speaker 2: gotta watch the song Squashed n Word by Chris. He
Speaker 2: was a white Australian. He worked like a.
Speaker 1: Ship fucking uh our ship got a claimed yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: And I was like I was gonna cut it out,
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh wait, let me, I'll work
Speaker 1: it because I didn't know if cutting out makes it
Speaker 1: like unavailable to watch. I can't remember how it works
Speaker 1: cause I've never cut live. Oh yeah, I'll take things
Speaker 1: down and then just do it. But I was like,
Speaker 1: this is gonna take forever to do it again, and
Speaker 1: then the check takes fucking forever. Anyway, long story short,
Speaker 1: I just left it and I was like, I'll fuck
Speaker 1: with it, and then I.
Speaker 2: Forgot so I was just like, whatever, it's just sharing.
Speaker 1: It's sharing revenue, which means basically we'll share like twenty
Speaker 1: dollars or whatever. The episode will make you know, it's
Speaker 1: not it's not.
Speaker 2: Like okay, yeah, whatever, it's it's still that's annoying.
Speaker 1: It's annoying, but it's fine.
Speaker 2: It's it's not like it's flagged or channel or anything. Yeah.
Speaker 2: The yeah, that's why I usually try to talk a
Speaker 2: little bit or whenever we do. It's not because I'm
Speaker 2: trying to interrupt. It's literally just because like the muddy
Speaker 2: or you can make the sound the harder that is track.
Speaker 1: I didn't, so I thought that was scure enough that
Speaker 1: that's why I didn't even know me too, Like I
Speaker 1: thought for like what the fun was so long like,
Speaker 1: but it was like, what the funk is this this?
Speaker 1: No way this person has their ship.
Speaker 2: On like a yeah, like a label isn't really black
Speaker 2: chain Saws be like.
Speaker 1: Uh oh, black chain Saws be like, I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: say that's stand word over. He's like, I got that's
Speaker 1: pretty cool.
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Speaker 6: Shadow Legends read. I love read Shadow Legends.
Speaker 2: Son, it's too addicted. We haven't had a voice in
Speaker 2: a while. That's probably it. Yeah, there's Penis from Melphus
Speaker 2: one and rounding out our list. Oh my god, we
Speaker 2: made it. We did it. The King of Haphazard, the
Speaker 2: King of Me. I hate the King of King. It'll
Speaker 2: be over soon, It'll be over soon. There's gonna be
Speaker 2: some new thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is just the latest Mata man.
Speaker 2: This is just like remember when everybody was Keith David
Speaker 2: for fucking months. That was great, Yeah, and then and
Speaker 2: then passed and they passed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but Kingston's dad will live on for quite some time,
Speaker 1: and I think we'll get at least a couple of
Speaker 1: different He's.
Speaker 2: Got a guest star one of these episodes. He's gonna
Speaker 2: hear about that. He's gonna be like, here, you're making
Speaker 2: episodes about me, dad, but you're not paying any royalties
Speaker 2: to me, but you're using me. Crazy he's gonna sue you,
Speaker 2: just to us because we're using him as his likeness.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like he's gonna look exactly like that picture.
Speaker 2: He's gonna dress like the picture, just to prove that,
Speaker 2: like like that's diabolical, that is, that's crazy.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Anyway, let's get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 1: Bye guy, Bye, batty boys, boys, fuck boy, goodbye later nigs.
Speaker 1: I like that instead of homeless, uh our homeless listeners
Speaker 1: or whatever, they should be uh bounty boys or what
Speaker 1: would you call him?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Not that disrespectful and being homeless isn't