Speaker 1: This is Gary and Shannon and you're listening to KFI
Speaker 1: A M six forty, the Gary and Shannon Show on
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Speaker 2: Was there an accident that I didn't know exactly?
Speaker 1: Like, oh my god, you ate We all age, but
Speaker 1: when you don't see people for a while, it's it's
Speaker 1: it's a little jarring. But I just saw Michael Kroger
Speaker 1: for the first time.
Speaker 3: And forever, my god, and you looked at your watch
Speaker 3: to make sure it wasn't are you putting.
Speaker 2: On your face?
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Speaker 3: The biggest update, of course, is what's going on in
Speaker 3: the Middle East. Seven Israelis have been wounded, according to
Speaker 3: the Jerusalem Posts, and explosions have been heard throughout Israel
Speaker 3: as Iran has fired missile barrages at Israel. Sirens have
Speaker 3: sounded across the capital of Jerusalem and in Tel Aviv.
Speaker 3: This after the Israeli Defense Force airstrikes and missile strikes
Speaker 3: killed not just the Air force top brass for Iran,
Speaker 3: Iran's military chief, the Republican Guard Chief, several nuclear scientists
Speaker 3: in Iran and decapitated basically their nuclear program by hitting
Speaker 3: several of their nuclear enrichment sites.
Speaker 1: Huge news in the Karen Reid murder retrial in Massachusetts.
Speaker 1: There he is now deliberating. Judge gave each side to
Speaker 1: make its one hour fifteen minutes closing arguments today. Defense,
Speaker 1: of course, as Reed is being framed by police for
Speaker 1: the death of her cop boyfriend John O'Keefe. She, the
Speaker 1: prosecutors say, hit him with her car after a fight,
Speaker 1: left him to die in a snowstorm. Back in twenty
Speaker 1: twenty two.
Speaker 3: Consumer sentiment increased in June for the first time in
Speaker 3: six months. Latest signed that Americans views of the economy
Speaker 3: have improved, inflation has stayed tame. The Trump administration has
Speaker 3: been at least working towards a truce in the trade
Speaker 3: fight with China that was announced a little bit earlier
Speaker 3: this week, and it feels like it was a month ago.
Speaker 1: Former NFL wide receiver Antonio Brown wanted on attempted murder charges.
Speaker 1: This is connected to a celebrity boxing event in Miami
Speaker 1: last month. Apparently he was involved in a fight with
Speaker 1: several people and allegedly stole a security guard's firearm.
Speaker 2: Shots were fired.
Speaker 1: He is shown in video, hands behind his back being
Speaker 1: escorted from the venue by an officer. So now I
Speaker 1: guess the charges come. We'll see how Antonio Brown surfaces.
Speaker 1: The last time he surfaced, he was telling Gavin Newsom
Speaker 1: on Twitter that he has had sex with his wife.
Speaker 1: I believe that happened earlier this week. We're in a
Speaker 1: world of crazy when it comes to what surfaces on
Speaker 1: Twitter or X and I believe that was one of
Speaker 1: the things.
Speaker 3: Could you imagine, Let's let's go back to oh, I
Speaker 3: don't know, let's go back to the late eighties. If
Speaker 3: and I don't mean to impugne the names of these
Speaker 3: men other than to.
Speaker 2: Say that they're high profile people.
Speaker 3: Gonna use Jerry Rice, aren't you? No, I was not
Speaker 3: gonna use Jerry Rice. I was gonna say Walter Payton.
Speaker 3: What if Walter Peyton, it's probably come out and said
Speaker 3: I had sex with Pete Wilson's wife.
Speaker 2: But Walter Payton was never that guy. I know. Antonio
Speaker 2: Brown was that guy.
Speaker 1: You got to pick a bad boy that was an
Speaker 1: active player back in the late eighties. You gotta pay Taylor,
Speaker 1: you got it. Lawrence Taylor is a great one. Yeah
Speaker 1: he had some fun. Or Michael Irvin is another one.
Speaker 1: You know if he one of those went on on
Speaker 1: the morning news show and said I had sex which
Speaker 1: was your old version of X and said I had
Speaker 1: sex Pete Wilson's wife. Who was Pete Wilson's.
Speaker 2: Wife, missus Wilson? Remember? Was she a hot little dish?
Speaker 2: I don't I actually don't remember.
Speaker 1: Is Pete Wilson still with us he's ninety one?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Wow, but I don't remember.
Speaker 1: Gail. Gail was her name, and she was a dish,
Speaker 1: hot little number.
Speaker 2: Why do you say? Was she older lady? Can't still
Speaker 2: be a.
Speaker 1: I am sorry? I thought she was no longer with us.
Speaker 1: She is still with us. She is eighty two.
Speaker 2: Good.
Speaker 1: I had a well look at her, I mean, look
Speaker 1: at Gail. That's a picture of her a little older,
Speaker 1: but that's.
Speaker 2: The age from that you know that guy? Well, now,
Speaker 2: what were you saying? I was gonna say.
Speaker 3: She was the first lady in the state of California
Speaker 3: in the eighties and is just about the same age
Speaker 3: as our current president and younger than the previous president. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's how old these people are now. Guys, gotta stop
Speaker 3: doing that quick note. A collection of ancient Roman coins
Speaker 3: amassed by a former Latin teacher in Connecticut was auctioned
Speaker 3: off at over a million dollars this week.
Speaker 2: Carol Ross was her name.
Speaker 3: Interested in ancient Roman currency and history, collected over one
Speaker 3: hundred and thirty of these coins. Fascinating rare pieces detailed
Speaker 3: lifelike portraits of Marcus Junius Brutus, likely the most well
Speaker 3: known of Julius Caesar's assassins.
Speaker 1: Man, did you think you'd wake up this morning and
Speaker 1: talk about Pete Wilson and his wife Gail? Me neither.
Speaker 3: That's why we keep that wild card open in the
Speaker 3: middle of the Bay car This show will always shock you.
Speaker 1: It'll shock you with late eighties California political reference.
Speaker 3: Don't forget our Disneyland giveaway is coming up in a
Speaker 3: little bit the Disneyland Resorts seventieth celebration. It's not a
Speaker 3: celebration without you. All the sights and laughter and fun
Speaker 3: and everyone is excited. And KFI is going to give
Speaker 3: you a chance to win a family four pack of
Speaker 3: one day, one park tickets to Disneyland Park or Disney's
Speaker 3: California Adventure Park and join the limited time event. We
Speaker 3: will tell you how coming up a little bit later
Speaker 3: in the show.
Speaker 1: Would we come back. We've got our entertainment report to
Speaker 1: get your right and ready for the weekend. It involves dragons,
Speaker 1: it involves a rom com and who wants more space Balls?
Speaker 5: You're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand from KFI
Speaker 5: AM six forty.
Speaker 3: Air raid sirens have sounded across Israel during an Iranian
Speaker 3: missile attack on the country. Several explosions could be heard
Speaker 3: throughout Jerusalem and Tel Aviv, Israel. TV stations have shown
Speaker 3: clues of smoke rising from different different areas. Looks like
Speaker 3: apartment buildings may have been struck there. In Tel Aviv.
Speaker 3: The Army has ordered people across Israel to move into
Speaker 3: bomb shelters. The Army said dozens of missiles were launched,
Speaker 3: and Iran says they have several more barrages of missiles
Speaker 3: still to shoot at Israel.
Speaker 1: Coming up at two o'clock, Chief Jim McDonald, of course,
Speaker 1: LAPD Chief Jim McDonald and the Ellie County Sheriff Robert
Speaker 1: Luna and the head of the CHP Deputy Commissioner will
Speaker 1: be holding a joint news conference and talk about their
Speaker 1: plans law enforcement prep as we head into this weekend.
Speaker 1: We've got the Army slash Trump Birthday celebration in DC,
Speaker 1: the No Kings protests planned at various cities across the country.
Speaker 1: So they have been making plans on how they would
Speaker 1: respond to any sort of unrest over the weekend, and
Speaker 1: they will have an update that I imagine we will
Speaker 1: have details on here at KFI at two pm.
Speaker 3: Heather Brooker joins us on Fridays, most commonly to talk
Speaker 3: about stuff that's going on in entertainment. Yeah, just like
Speaker 3: we talked about Lelo and Stitch a couple of weeks ago,
Speaker 3: where they are remaking a show, a live action show
Speaker 3: based on an animated show, The How to Train Your
Speaker 3: Dragon people have come out in force with this new
Speaker 3: live action which looks spectacular.
Speaker 2: It really is. It's a beautifully done movie.
Speaker 6: And honestly, they have spent the last fifteen years, you know,
Speaker 6: basically working on it.
Speaker 2: They really started a couple of years ago.
Speaker 6: But the original How to Turn Your Dragon came out
Speaker 6: in twenty ten and it was a success. I mean
Speaker 6: a lot of people really enjoyed that movie, and I
Speaker 6: guess the director thought, I want to make a live
Speaker 6: action version of this. So he's got Gerard Butler back,
Speaker 6: who is playing the dad in it, and it is.
Speaker 6: It's a really well done movie. The effects are great,
Speaker 6: the story is great. I wouldn't say it's a shot
Speaker 6: for shot remake of the animated but it's definitely very close.
Speaker 3: Gerard Butler thankfully plays the guy that he voiced in
Speaker 3: the original.
Speaker 2: Yeah, which is good. That's good for them.
Speaker 6: Apparently they had to kind of convince him. They brought
Speaker 6: him out, says they brought the director brought him out
Speaker 6: to Belfast and showed him the set and showed him
Speaker 6: the vision and they were like, this is what we
Speaker 6: want to do. And then he was like, all right,
Speaker 6: I see it, I'm in, and he doesn't. He's probably
Speaker 6: one of the best parts of the movie. He's really
Speaker 6: great in this film.
Speaker 1: Is it the same movie except just okay, same story,
Speaker 1: same everything.
Speaker 2: Toothless is there? You know.
Speaker 6: It's about finding your people, helping people who may be
Speaker 6: a little different, you know, and and that sort of thing,
Speaker 6: not judging a book by its cover, that sort of messaging.
Speaker 6: All still there. It's just a beautifully done movie, great
Speaker 6: for families, all ages. It's getting it's really well received.
Speaker 2: Right now.
Speaker 1: Okay, So I saw a trailer and I've seen some
Speaker 1: promotions for The Materialists, which is to me a classic
Speaker 1: movie that I will consume as soon as I can
Speaker 1: because I love a rom com.
Speaker 6: This is a rom com you're definitely going to love.
Speaker 6: I mean, listen, this is do you pick the hot
Speaker 6: rich guy or do you pick the hot not rich guy.
Speaker 6: What a tough decision for Dakota Johnson in this movie.
Speaker 6: This is a return to the classic rom coms that
Speaker 6: we love. It's very beautifully done. It's an a twenty
Speaker 6: four film, beautifully shot, really funny, charming, Dakota, Dakota Fanning,
Speaker 6: Pedro Pascal Chris Evans all infinitely watchable in this movie.
Speaker 2: So wait, what is this face? Gary?
Speaker 1: Oh, it's not for him and it needs exactly no.
Speaker 2: But it's funny.
Speaker 1: And the thing is is you I think you do
Speaker 1: like rom com you just don't like to think you do.
Speaker 1: Gary just was like, no, my husband loves rom coms.
Speaker 2: But he's a better man than I.
Speaker 1: It's a good man, you know. He likes the cute stuff.
Speaker 2: But this is a good one. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean a lot of men really do like rom coms,
Speaker 1: they just don't like to pretend they do.
Speaker 2: Too often the dudes look like morons in.
Speaker 6: But this one's got Pedro, Pascal and Chris Evans and
Speaker 6: they're not. And it's actually it's got a little bit
Speaker 6: of heart behind it. It's really good story. It's an
Speaker 6: original story. We're always saying we want some original stories
Speaker 6: at the box office and we need more like lighthearted stuff.
Speaker 6: It's either it feels like it's either like Avengers type,
Speaker 6: you know, End of the World kind of movies, or
Speaker 6: like horror, and this is a nice in between. And
Speaker 6: it's got a huge cast, and I think people really
Speaker 6: be surprised. It's really good.
Speaker 1: Even the formulaic matchmaker making matches for other people, accident
Speaker 1: makes a match for herself.
Speaker 2: She has to decide they're.
Speaker 1: All formulaic though, I mean everyone tom Is. You get
Speaker 1: to be twenty years old, you realize that all of
Speaker 1: them are. The story is told over and over the
Speaker 1: same way.
Speaker 6: If you watch it, because we did a story and
Speaker 6: we like that exactly anymore.
Speaker 1: And this is definitely one that people are gonna enjoy.
Speaker 1: I think Spaceballs. What's going on with Spaceballs?
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, they're remaking space Balls? You guys.
Speaker 6: Amazon and MGM maghn MGM Studios. They have given the
Speaker 6: green light to a new Spaceballs in twenty twenty seven.
Speaker 6: It's going to come out and Bill Pullman is in it,
Speaker 6: and of course he played the Han solo esque character,
Speaker 6: you know, and mel Brooks is going to be returning.
Speaker 3: We better get this thing under production. Mel Brooks is
Speaker 3: ninety six.
Speaker 2: No, why did that happen yet? In there? Right?
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's gonna start acting, so we need to front
Speaker 3: load those mel Brooks scenes.
Speaker 2: Get those shot immediately.
Speaker 6: Yeah, we don't know what's going to happen. Well, they're
Speaker 6: also hoping that, you know, his son will be in it.
Speaker 6: And what's funny to me is like Bill Pullman apparently
Speaker 6: for years try to distance himself from Spaceballs. And I
Speaker 6: was like when I read that, like what, this movie
Speaker 6: is amazing, It's so stupid, so funny, people still quote
Speaker 6: it to this day.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then he did Independence Day and realize, you
Speaker 3: know what, I can.
Speaker 2: I can do the dumb ones every once.
Speaker 6: So let me just take that check and go home.
Speaker 6: But yeah, but they're remaking Spaceballs. I for one am
Speaker 6: really excited. I hope they can still capture the absolute
Speaker 6: lunacy that was the original Spaceball.
Speaker 1: I mean it's it's kind of it's like Star Wars
Speaker 1: but innuendo jokes yea. And bathroom humor, oh for sure.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Cold.
Speaker 6: Literally you at Bar remember as Bart dress up as
Speaker 6: Bar for Halloween.
Speaker 1: Look at me, it's like a big lady. I can
Speaker 1: be Bar. I just like don't understand, I mean, I do.
Speaker 1: I get the desire to remake things. It's just for me,
Speaker 1: like Spaceballs, and maybe just because like you know, you
Speaker 1: see something growing up and it should always exist exactly
Speaker 1: that way. But you know, I understand that you want
Speaker 1: it remade for different generations and for new generations to
Speaker 1: appreciate that type of vibe and that humor, and it's.
Speaker 6: Totally a cash grab, you guys, yet that's what all.
Speaker 2: Of it is.
Speaker 3: I do love the idea of Bill Pullman's son Lewis
Speaker 3: being involved.
Speaker 2: He's great.
Speaker 6: I just played Bob in Thunderbolts, so so people will
Speaker 6: be familiar with him.
Speaker 2: Also from lessons in Chemistry. He was a great character. Yeah, nominated, yes, yeah,
Speaker 2: read actor.
Speaker 6: I think it's going to be just again leaning into
Speaker 6: that nostalgia that we all loved for the original. People
Speaker 6: are going to take their kids to go see it
Speaker 6: and try to see how many inappropriate mel Brooks type
Speaker 6: jokes can be made.
Speaker 2: All of them all he's been saving.
Speaker 1: Up and then really quickly, it's Friday thirteenth. Guys, are
Speaker 1: you going to watch the movie tonight? Are you going
Speaker 1: to sit go home and put you.
Speaker 2: Get your horror on?
Speaker 1: I never really got to where are you from?
Speaker 2: You're saying that funny? What do you mean we horror? Oh?
Speaker 2: I just said it dramatically. Horror. Okay, oh, the horror.
Speaker 6: I can't say where I'm from because some lady called
Speaker 6: one time. It was like drink every time. Heather Brooker
Speaker 6: says she's from Oklahoma, and I was like.
Speaker 1: Oh, I had no idea you were from Oklahoma.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I was like, how rude.
Speaker 1: Now, Michael Monks I get he brings up the Kentucky thing.
Speaker 2: All the freaks into it.
Speaker 1: My god, that's where he song Kentucky.
Speaker 2: You guys, come see my show Friday tonight. Oh yes, yeah,
Speaker 2: come see my show. Where is it? I'm at the
Speaker 2: Comedy Chateau just Oklahoma pronunciation.
Speaker 6: Comedy Chateau in North Hollywood. I'm going to be there tonight,
Speaker 6: seven thirty is the show. You can use the code
Speaker 6: Heather Brooker, and I'll give you some free too.
Speaker 1: This is stand up stand up comedy. Do you get
Speaker 1: real dirty when you do it?
Speaker 7: You know?
Speaker 6: Sometimes I can be careful because I have a real job.
Speaker 6: Now I'm not just like a free wheeling you know.
Speaker 2: Look around.
Speaker 1: This whole place is crawling with degenerate, profane people.
Speaker 6: Last time I did show, I told you somebody came
Speaker 6: in and was like walked.
Speaker 2: Careful women are rarely rewarded. That's true. That's the good point.
Speaker 2: That's my power to the women.
Speaker 6: And then a direct to look at Shannon when he
Speaker 6: says that, yeah, well, I'm not rewarded Monday through Friday
Speaker 6: kind of one?
Speaker 2: Is it because you're careful? What careather? Thank you, Thank you, guys,
Speaker 2: you're the best.
Speaker 3: Hey, it's Disneyland Resorts seventieth celebration and we want to
Speaker 3: give you a chance to win that family four pack
Speaker 3: of one day one park tickets to Disneyland Park or
Speaker 3: Disney California Adventure offering subjects to change restrictions.
Speaker 2: Striction is a change that I've noticed.
Speaker 3: But caller number six at eight hundred five to zero,
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Speaker 3: a one KFI caller number six, it's going to pick
Speaker 3: up those taps.
Speaker 5: You're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand from KFI
Speaker 5: Am six forty.
Speaker 2: On this Friday. It is June thirteenth.
Speaker 1: I should just throw songs from nineteen seventy six on
Speaker 1: the old car radio for you and my wife's road trip.
Speaker 2: Not an awful idea. I know it's not as feel good,
Speaker 2: feel good year.
Speaker 3: The Pentagon now says the US military is helping intercept
Speaker 3: missiles that Iran has fired in retaliation at Israel. US
Speaker 3: has been moving assets nearer to Israel in an attempt
Speaker 3: to assist in missile intercepts and to provide better protection
Speaker 3: for US bases that are throughout this region. The official
Speaker 3: talking to the AP did not say how we have
Speaker 3: provided assistance, but both US Air Force fighter aircraft and
Speaker 3: destroyer based missile defenses have interst intercepted missiles before, so
Speaker 3: that is what we know. The air raid sirens continue
Speaker 3: throughout Israel as Iran continues to launch They said, many
Speaker 3: dozen and potentially a few hundred missiles towards Israel in
Speaker 3: retaliation for overnight strikes that hit over two hundred locations
Speaker 3: in Iran.
Speaker 1: Do we still do what you learned on the Gary
Speaker 1: and Shannon Show?
Speaker 2: What do you mean? Do we still do it?
Speaker 8: Well?
Speaker 1: I just don't hear us talking about it anymore. We
Speaker 1: don't seem to ask people what they learned throughout the day.
Speaker 1: But they still let us know. Is that accurate?
Speaker 2: Yes? Yes, it is accurate.
Speaker 1: You're like, yes. They let us know pretty much all
Speaker 1: of the thoughts.
Speaker 2: They do not hold back what it now, the thoughts
Speaker 2: that they have about this show.
Speaker 1: They do not, And I feel sorry for you, and
Speaker 1: I appreciate you, especially in weeks like this week, that
Speaker 1: you you go through all the death threats and all
Speaker 1: the profanity and all the hate, and you shield me
Speaker 1: from all of it. And I appreciate that because I
Speaker 1: know it is vast, and I know it.
Speaker 2: Is play a few. I just need to keep you grounded.
Speaker 2: Oh I'm grounded.
Speaker 3: Well, there's so much that goes on. We try to
Speaker 3: keep it entertaining and entertainment.
Speaker 2: Inform me.
Speaker 1: Informative.
Speaker 8: Thank you, Hi, Gary, Hi Shannon. What I learned this
Speaker 8: week is that Shannon has ball envy.
Speaker 6: She must have said the word balls this week.
Speaker 8: I'm thinking more than that anyway, have a great weekend,
Speaker 8: have your Father's day carey.
Speaker 1: I love you guys. You get me through the day.
Speaker 2: Thank you, No, thank you.
Speaker 1: I talk about balls all the time, all the time.
Speaker 2: Good morning Gary, Good morning, Shennon. What did I learn today?
Speaker 9: Well, I learned that the Buffer music you're playing today
Speaker 9: took me back to a lot of fond memories of
Speaker 9: nineteen seventy six, when I was eleven years old in
Speaker 9: my mom's nineteen seventy three pint.
Speaker 2: O Wagon show for the filkal Am Radio. It'll go
Speaker 2: all right. I just wanted to share that with you guys.
Speaker 2: Oh Michael from Rockle Okay, guys, see you.
Speaker 1: Thanks margin people burn in nineteen sixty five as the
Speaker 1: second person who was eleven years ago.
Speaker 10: Yeah, hey Marty from Denver here, great show is always Denver.
Speaker 10: This week I learned Shannon's nephew is a rugby player.
Speaker 2: Yep, good on him.
Speaker 10: And just a reminder twenty thirty one, the Rugby World
Speaker 10: Cup will be here in the US. Yeah, learn a
Speaker 10: little about the game.
Speaker 3: One of my college roommates dated a girl is now
Speaker 3: married to her whose mother used to work for EA
Speaker 3: Electronic Arts and they used to put out all of
Speaker 3: those great sports video games. Yeah, and he got an
Speaker 3: early copy of a rugby video game. Oh wow, we
Speaker 3: could not figure it out.
Speaker 1: It's played. I played for a while in college. I
Speaker 1: have my brother played rugby. I got another nephew that
Speaker 1: plays plays rugby. A lot of rugby players.
Speaker 2: So you can explain it to us long before that.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, it helps to play it to understand it.
Speaker 8: Bet.
Speaker 2: But yeah, well then I agree with it.
Speaker 3: I'm not going to be I'm not going to join
Speaker 3: an over fifty rugby teams.
Speaker 2: Smart. Hey guys, this is adele n.
Speaker 7: This is what I learned on the Fantastic Gary and
Speaker 7: Shannon Show. I learned that Gary may and may have
Speaker 7: not been putting onions in his pillows with his pillow
Speaker 7: fights with his kids many years ago. Besides that, I
Speaker 7: want to say, fantastic reporting this week. I grew up
Speaker 7: there in Long Beach now in s Genectady, New York.
Speaker 7: But fantastic reporting and great show there.
Speaker 2: Thank you, no, thank you.
Speaker 1: So he's the one.
Speaker 10: This is going garyan Shannon.
Speaker 5: I learned that I miss Shannon's cheesy jokes that she
Speaker 5: used to tell daily.
Speaker 2: Whatever happened to those? Do they run out jokes? I
Speaker 2: have no idea what he's talking about.
Speaker 1: I do remember jokes. Oh, food jokes. Remember we used
Speaker 1: to do food jokes with Neil.
Speaker 2: Yeah? Is that? But daily? Not daily?
Speaker 11: What I learned this week on the Gary and Shannon
Speaker 11: Shows that I'm a blonde. As I'm listening to Shannon
Speaker 11: explain her theater story, I'm thinking she's in a theater
Speaker 11: with actors and actresses. Oh, she was at the movie theater.
Speaker 11: I'm thinking, how is that woman named popcorn in the theater.
Speaker 2: I say, that's funny.
Speaker 5: This week on The Garan Shannon Show has been pretty heavy,
Speaker 5: but I did learn something. I learned how to more
Speaker 5: effectively unsubscribed from those pesky emails that keep showing up
Speaker 5: on my email address. Hopefully this will take care of
Speaker 5: a lot of stuff that you know, shows up that
Speaker 5: I really don't care anything about. Anyway, y'all have a
Speaker 5: good weekend.
Speaker 2: See you bye.
Speaker 4: Thanks.
Speaker 1: That was a useful moment we had this week.
Speaker 3: There was one moment and we're talk did all in
Speaker 3: the other Michigas.
Speaker 2: There was one good work all right.
Speaker 3: So we end every show every week, I should say,
Speaker 3: by doing our nine news nuggets you need to know,
Speaker 3: and this is an opportunity for those other stories that
Speaker 3: otherwise would have been thrown at the bottom of the
Speaker 3: pile to have their day.
Speaker 2: Did you get a haircut?
Speaker 7: Hi?
Speaker 3: No, I mean I've had haircuts before. When give me
Speaker 3: a timeframe for when you're asking did you get a
Speaker 3: haircut recently? Question mark about three weeks ago?
Speaker 1: Oh, it looks cleaned up in the back. It looks tidy.
Speaker 1: That's all I meant. It was a compliment, is what
Speaker 1: it was.
Speaker 2: Here's your honorable mention.
Speaker 10: Serving with you.
Speaker 2: So today holding auditions to become the newest member.
Speaker 1: Oh, look at your favor overstated reactions.
Speaker 3: A man who posed as a flight attendant for different
Speaker 3: airlines was able to get one hundred and twenty free
Speaker 3: flights over the course of several years.
Speaker 1: Tyron Alexander is his name. They say, between twenty eighteen
Speaker 1: and twenty twenty four, he booked free flights only available
Speaker 1: to pilots and flight attendants on an airline carrier's website.
Speaker 1: What they need to provide is their employer, their date
Speaker 1: of hire, and badge number. He threw he flew thirty
Speaker 1: four times with that airline.
Speaker 2: It's gotta be.
Speaker 1: That easy to fill out that information. On the site
Speaker 1: that he was able to do this, he submitted about
Speaker 1: thirty different badge numbers.
Speaker 2: Oh you gotta do is find one that works.
Speaker 3: Right and then just tweak it. Yeah, I'm gonna try this.
Speaker 3: Wire fraud is basically what he's accused of. Twenty years
Speaker 3: in prison, ten years from entering the secure airport. That's
Speaker 3: real time.
Speaker 2: Never mind, here's number nine at number nine.
Speaker 9: I did ninth place with the cock's dirty nine times
Speaker 9: out of tennis partners dirty too, and I speak.
Speaker 3: Nine languages.
Speaker 2: Basically everybody at table narning.
Speaker 10: I feel ready to go another nine?
Speaker 5: And niner?
Speaker 2: Did I get chick niner in there?
Speaker 3: Welling from talking?
Speaker 2: I don't know how I would react to this.
Speaker 3: Guys, disc golfers in Myrtle Beats, South Carolina saw a
Speaker 3: baby hammerhead shark fall from the sky while in the
Speaker 3: middle of one of their rounds.
Speaker 1: How does that happen?
Speaker 3: So three friends they were at the eleventh hole at
Speaker 3: Splinter City disc golf Course in Myrtle Beach. They saw
Speaker 3: an osprey carrying this little baby hammerhead shark in its mouth.
Speaker 2: I see.
Speaker 1: So the bird went down for lunch, picked up a
Speaker 1: hammerhead shark. That is a big feast, and then dropped it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the osprey was being chased by a couple of
Speaker 3: crow when it dropped whatever it dropped, they didn't even
Speaker 3: know what it was until they walked up to it.
Speaker 3: They realized something more extraordinary. Baby hammerhead shot our little
Speaker 3: baby hammerhead shark.
Speaker 2: Are you sure he's dead?
Speaker 1: Number eight.
Speaker 4: A CID is bold every eight second listening to eight
Speaker 4: different bosses drawn on about mission statements.
Speaker 1: Hey, here's the quote thirty nine year old man named
Speaker 1: Eric klinger Smith from Buffalo, New York recently went to
Speaker 1: a Muppet Vision, a conference about muppets, and he said,
Speaker 1: Standing there in his shirt and blazoned with the phrase
Speaker 1: save Muppet Vision, Eric thirty nine years old, said, I
Speaker 1: was all cried out. You see, it was a funeral
Speaker 1: for Muppet Vision, a muppet attraction at Walt Disney World
Speaker 1: in Florida devoted to Kermit, the Frag, Miss Piggy, and
Speaker 1: Gizmo Gonzo. Excuse me, I'm gonna get really in trouble
Speaker 1: for that one. Apparently people were in tears over the
Speaker 1: Muppets attraction closing grown people, grown men, grown men. That's
Speaker 1: the key everyone adorned. Did you see the people in
Speaker 1: their cerment outfits? Oh my god?
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 3: The Wall Street Journal wrote the article and included in
Speaker 3: this third paragraph this line, this.
Speaker 2: Used to be their happy place.
Speaker 1: You can still play with your muppets at home.
Speaker 2: Here's number seven.
Speaker 12: With seven days with the government, seven years of college
Speaker 12: down to dren seven seven days.
Speaker 1: You had some run ins with boo boos here at.
Speaker 2: Work this week.
Speaker 3: Valentine accosted me with one but his la Boo Boo
Speaker 3: costed me. He said, look at my laboo boo and
Speaker 3: he said no. The National Financial Regulatory or Regulatory Administration
Speaker 3: is China's financial regulator. It's asking banks to refrain from
Speaker 3: offering non compliant perks to attract deposits, specifically, stop giving
Speaker 3: away La Boo boo dolls. The guidance came after one
Speaker 3: of the banks ran a promotion offering La Boo boo
Speaker 3: dolls in several cities to anybody who would deposit at
Speaker 3: least fifty thousand and one for three months.
Speaker 1: Oh that's a great promotion. Are you kidding? La boobo
Speaker 1: number six?
Speaker 2: I got six, you got six, She got six. Number six.
Speaker 2: There's six more weeks of winter. Picture of me a
Speaker 2: rabbi and six drunk and longshorey. We just dig in
Speaker 2: a nursing home closer to us. I don't have to die.
Speaker 2: Take that drink another six tracks number.
Speaker 1: Do you ever see a no barking sign? I mean,
Speaker 1: no parking signs, no explosive diarrhea signs. We've seen all
Speaker 1: of that from one end of the spectrum to another,
Speaker 1: but no barking signs.
Speaker 3: Montreal dog owners at a dog park could be fined
Speaker 3: between five hundred and two thousand dollars outside the dog
Speaker 3: park that says it's forbidden to let your dog bark,
Speaker 3: wine or howl.
Speaker 1: Even an otter place for a no barking sign would
Speaker 1: be outside a dog park.
Speaker 2: One dog owner said, it's too much. It's too much.
Speaker 3: I know it's to scare people, but it's not fair.
Speaker 3: It's stressful, to be honest, I'm always looking around to
Speaker 3: see if my dog is doing good. She's not barking
Speaker 3: too much. No, it's not fun anymore, said the Canadian.
Speaker 2: Relax number five park five.
Speaker 6: I have five rules.
Speaker 2: We begin bombing in five minutes. Five little monkey fishes,
Speaker 2: the year five point finally five would be a favorite.
Speaker 2: Lose five pounds immediately.
Speaker 1: So this approach kind of I think worked. I mean
Speaker 1: it worked for me. I quit smoking regularly for the
Speaker 1: first time when it became kind of taboo to smoke.
Speaker 1: Everyone smoked in the nineties, and that's when I started smoking.
Speaker 1: And then everyone quit smoking, and then it became shameful
Speaker 1: to smoke. You would smoke in alleys and hidden away
Speaker 1: like a heroin addict. You were embarrassed to have people
Speaker 1: see you smoke. And I think that that's really what
Speaker 1: started the wave of cessation when it came to smoking.
Speaker 1: And now in Hong Kong, that's what they're telling people
Speaker 1: to do. Stare at the smokers. Please stare at people
Speaker 1: who light up to discourage smoking.
Speaker 2: But that's it. Just look at them.
Speaker 1: Well, they're toughening other anti tobacco measures.
Speaker 2: This is just part of it.
Speaker 1: They have banned smoking inside restaurants, workplaces, indoor public spaces
Speaker 1: and some other public outdoor areas.
Speaker 2: But this is just part of it. But that works.
Speaker 1: Man, public shaming.
Speaker 2: Here's number four, four minute.
Speaker 8: It's probably on his fourth tranquilizer by.
Speaker 2: Now, number four.
Speaker 1: This isn't the same world you left four years ago.
Speaker 3: Well you missed the fifth annual European Gull Screeching Championship.
Speaker 3: Sixty people who believe they sound like seagulls from fourteen
Speaker 3: different countries descended on the town of Depon in Belgium
Speaker 3: over this last weekend.
Speaker 1: Not just that they tried to sound like a goal,
Speaker 1: they dressed like the birds, feathers, face paint, the whole bit.
Speaker 1: We've got a series of nuggets here where you can
Speaker 1: just send in brigades of mental health professionals with the
Speaker 1: vans mine.
Speaker 2: Mine number three. Three shall be the number that count,
Speaker 2: and the number of the counting shall be three. Were
Speaker 2: dead within three.
Speaker 4: Hours three clearance level three, all three of the three.
Speaker 2: I got all three of you guys for the rest
Speaker 2: of your natural born live. After about three days, they
Speaker 2: both start to stink it three well.
Speaker 3: Meta, Facebook's parent company, this week announced that it's going
Speaker 3: to sue the maker of an app that uses AI
Speaker 3: to simulate nude images of real people who appear clothed
Speaker 3: in their pictures. Find somebody with their cloth, picture of
Speaker 3: somebody with their clothes on, put it in this NEWIFI app,
Speaker 3: and it will then take the clothes.
Speaker 2: Off of them.
Speaker 3: This is like the old X ray glasses you used
Speaker 3: to get in the back of the comic books.
Speaker 2: Grandpa.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just terrifying when you think about it used
Speaker 1: with kids in schools, right, and then they start circulating
Speaker 1: pictures of people at school, you know, naked. But it's AI.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's all bad.
Speaker 3: Meta says the company bans quote non consensual intimate imagery
Speaker 3: on its platform.
Speaker 1: Unconsensual image.
Speaker 2: Very interesting, sanitized way of putting that number. Two. What's
Speaker 2: going on you two? There's two sons and no women.
Speaker 1: Do you probably take a capsule or two in the morning,
Speaker 1: maybe the afternoon, a good old one a day vitamin,
Speaker 1: something like that.
Speaker 2: What about centrum silver.
Speaker 1: Centrum silver? Oh, are you an adoctor?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: No, would you take anything? I do not currently take
Speaker 1: anything cool crapsules, crapsules. You don't take a crapsule.
Speaker 2: I do not.
Speaker 1: British doctors are prescribing these crapsules. What they have inside
Speaker 1: them are a freeze dried feces. It's a new treatment
Speaker 1: and they say that the studies have shown some promise
Speaker 1: treating everything from advanced cancer to deadly liver disease.
Speaker 3: Well, fecal transplants have been done for some time where
Speaker 3: and it's not putting poop. You don't take poop from
Speaker 3: one person put it in somebody else. It's the microbiome
Speaker 3: that is destroyed in your gut that has to be
Speaker 3: replaced with a healthy microbiome, and some of that bacteria
Speaker 3: is what they use. But researchers have been testing whether
Speaker 3: these freeze dried stool capsules from healthy donors could be
Speaker 3: used to uproot some of the antibiotic resistant bacteria that
Speaker 3: might be hiding in someone else's guts.
Speaker 1: How much money is to be made out of handing
Speaker 1: over your fecal matter form in the name of science
Speaker 1: to help.
Speaker 2: People blood donor plasma? Dont right?
Speaker 1: Are there centers where you go like you would donate
Speaker 1: sperm or blood, you can also donate fecal matter?
Speaker 2: Is that a thing? And it's healthy? Like somebody with
Speaker 2: that healthy biome? Pay you for it?
Speaker 9: Now?
Speaker 1: They give you a magazine. You go in the room,
Speaker 1: you do your business, just like in the other places.
Speaker 3: I they'll think it's the same. But I know what
Speaker 3: you're getting. I mean, here's number one, weird number one.
Speaker 2: You're number one. We're number one, Ben, I decided to
Speaker 2: look out for number one. Are you the number one? Row?
Speaker 10: Number one?
Speaker 2: Number one? Number one?
Speaker 1: You're a man?
Speaker 2: Why do you always do?
Speaker 1: Do you ever shove a USB cable up your penis?
Speaker 2: I love that they included the X ray here? Do
Speaker 2: you love it? I love it.
Speaker 3: Young man got a cable lodged in his unit after
Speaker 3: he inserted it for what he thought, I guess was
Speaker 3: going to be some sort of pleasure. Twenty one year
Speaker 3: old student decided to go to the hospital when he
Speaker 3: realized that he couldn't pull it out by himself. My god,
Speaker 3: he told medics that he had previously put things in
Speaker 3: there like cotton buds.
Speaker 2: I assume that's a cute tip.
Speaker 1: Hey, I got a question for somebody with a penis.
Speaker 1: Go on, do if you were to try.
Speaker 3: To give yourself a name for this practice, did you
Speaker 3: know that it's called sounding?
Speaker 2: Why stuff in there?
Speaker 1: Why is it called sounding?
Speaker 2: I don't know. It sounds painful.
Speaker 1: Okay, you're man with a penis. If you wanted to
Speaker 1: cause your self pleasure, would it occur to you to
Speaker 1: stick something in your urethra? Why are you silent in
Speaker 1: this moment?
Speaker 2: I'm at least giving it some thought. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say no. No, That's why I said no.
Speaker 1: I mean, even aside from the painfulness of it, right right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you would be thinking what, Elmer. I'm not judging. I'm
Speaker 1: just I'm just surprised you said it was not mad Elmer. Matt,
Speaker 1: She's not mad, she's just disappointed.
Speaker 2: I'm just curious, Like, if you thought about your.
Speaker 1: Urethra, don't you think that it would hurt to put
Speaker 1: something in it?
Speaker 11: Yes?
Speaker 2: I mean good things in lin I've hurt sometimes.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that is true. That is true.
Speaker 3: You're not back on Monday, that is true. All right,
Speaker 3: it's gonna be a long weekend. Everybody have a great time.
Speaker 1: I'm just thinking all the things you can put in there.
Speaker 2: Okay, guys, see see you. We'll see on Mondays. Stay dry,
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