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Speaker 2: got a distracted driving story to share with you here.
Speaker 2: This is a kind of a different type of situation.
Speaker 2: Go to Darien, Wisconson what they watching. She what she watching?
Speaker 2: She wasn't watching. She was very enamored by her Taco
Speaker 2: bell order that apparently she had just picked up and
Speaker 2: was face first into while going about well, going faster
Speaker 2: than sixty on a highway. How do we know she
Speaker 2: was going faster than sixty? That's about how fast the
Speaker 2: cop was going on the highway when she reared Oh now, wow,
Speaker 2: flat out, tom, look my bad.
Speaker 3: Have you ever seen the commercials, sir? You know you
Speaker 3: hear at the end they go boom. I was excited about.
Speaker 2: The bell man. She there was no no alcohol or
Speaker 2: any other mind altering or you know thing going on.
Speaker 2: She strictly was just fully indulging in her Taco bell
Speaker 2: order while driving. Didn't realize how fast she was going,
Speaker 2: and right into the back of the officer that was
Speaker 2: on the same highway is her, and he's on a motorcycle. Okay,
Speaker 2: I just pictured a motorcycle cop. But I'm thinking, oh,
Speaker 2: that could have been real bad. So you hit him
Speaker 2: from behind a he was on a motorcycle.
Speaker 3: I don't think he Yeah, come on, ladies, just wait.
Speaker 3: I know that fast food or any food is not great.
Speaker 2: If you wait around.
Speaker 3: A little bit, you know what I'm getting that pat like,
Speaker 3: if you have fries in there, they get sobby, so
Speaker 3: you are, but you gotta wait on the bell.
Speaker 2: What is the degree of difficulty on driving with Taco
Speaker 2: Bell food? I really, quite honestly, I couldn't tell you
Speaker 2: the last time I was there, and I have no
Speaker 2: problem with Taco Bell. I just I just I can
Speaker 2: tell you if you get it depends on what you're getting.
Speaker 2: Just picture you're gonna be finding shreds of lettuce for
Speaker 2: the next six months. Nope. Not. If you prepare at
Speaker 2: the drive through, you get it.
Speaker 3: You got about four seconds before the fat ass behind
Speaker 3: is getting impatient and beeping.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, So what you.
Speaker 3: Do is you tuck the sides, roll it tight. When
Speaker 3: I said it depends what I meet, because you got
Speaker 3: to do a soft taco. Okay, tuck the bottom, the
Speaker 3: bottom and top. If you would in roll it tight
Speaker 3: and that way, you just had like a cylinder that
Speaker 3: you're you're partying with.
Speaker 2: Uh huh.
Speaker 3: It could look like that if you want to, you know,
Speaker 3: on a Taco Bell note. I had one yesterday because
Speaker 3: a sweet girl who just went through uh cancer emission
Speaker 3: came up to uh mullet yesterday and UH made me
Speaker 3: some artwork. I forget that her artworks hanging on my
Speaker 3: fridge actually at home, but you know because surviving cancer.
Speaker 3: Sweet sweet little girl brought it in and UH brought
Speaker 3: me a taco from Taco Bell.
Speaker 2: Nice and nice. I thought you're gonna tell me you
Speaker 2: and Paramore were so hungry when you made the wrong
Speaker 2: turn and ended up in Ocali. You hit Taco Bell
Speaker 2: a little early dinner. No, we did grab a little
Speaker 2: somebody though. That was adoozy of a trip yesterday, Taco Bob.
Speaker 2: We've talked about this numerous times at any business expert
Speaker 2: will tell you this. If you're going to start up
Speaker 2: a business, what's your first movie, your first course of action?
Speaker 2: The best game plan you could have is you want
Speaker 2: to identify what your business is going to be by
Speaker 2: filling a need. Right, Yeah, it's not being served. Boy.
Speaker 2: This woman is following this to the tee. What business
Speaker 2: She takes tourists on tours through some of the filthiest
Speaker 2: alleys and corners of New York City that are the
Speaker 2: most rat infested parts of the city. Forty bucks a pop.
Speaker 2: People are paying for her to take them on a
Speaker 2: walking tour. No way, you're these scumbag alleys and stuff.
Speaker 2: You know, you picture in the movies we've seen over
Speaker 2: the years of this going on. And she's a native
Speaker 2: New Yorker and knows all the nooks and crannies where
Speaker 2: the critters are, and she's getting a lot of business.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, there is twenty times a day she's taking
Speaker 2: people on this on this tour, eight hundred bucks a
Speaker 2: day she's making it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there is no way in hell out you couldn't
Speaker 3: pay me to go on that tour. Bunch of rats,
Speaker 3: your chance of getting bit by rats? This lady, I
Speaker 3: have to have insurance that covers that.
Speaker 2: You just you get somebody to whip you up a waiver,
Speaker 2: have them sign that, so off you go.
Speaker 3: And I don't really want to see that, you know,
Speaker 3: because those alleys usually have I don't know, a bunch
Speaker 3: of other gross things like roaches and bodies, bums.
Speaker 2: I am willing to bet there's more than a few
Speaker 2: of you listening right now. That'd be pretty cool. Would
Speaker 2: you go on? If it was twenty bucks? I'd say,
Speaker 2: if you money's not the concern, okay, The concern would
Speaker 2: be getting bit If you could guarantee me I wasn't
Speaker 2: gonna get bit. I'd be all about it. No way,
Speaker 2: you face your fears. Man, do you think she do
Speaker 2: you think she's hacking heat? No case? Yeah, well I
Speaker 2: don't know.
Speaker 3: Now for a rat, I'm saved for somebody trying to
Speaker 3: rob the to you know, it's a whole pack of
Speaker 3: tourists that are gonna have his money on him.
Speaker 2: I don't know, man, that's just it's the garbage and
Speaker 2: rats walking tour. Oh, garbage and rats walking tour. I'm
Speaker 2: not being a leani, but that's pretty damn gross, all right.
Speaker 2: For all of our professional landscapers, groundskeepers and such, and
Speaker 2: weekend warriors who do your own yard work, keep this
Speaker 2: in mind. Lawnmowers, in some cases are very very powerful
Speaker 2: pieces of equipment and sometimes unexpected things will happen, as
Speaker 2: was the case in Petaluma, California, where surveillance video captured
Speaker 2: the moment a groundskeeper named one Carlos Lopez ran over
Speaker 2: a large illegal firework at the high school. He was
Speaker 2: on this big John Deere riding mower. Yeah, this thing
Speaker 2: exploded and lifted him up off the ground. It was
Speaker 2: all captured on video, and I am sharing that with
Speaker 2: you on the Lynching Taco blog at WJR dot com,
Speaker 2: which should be going up any moment now. It was
Speaker 2: not funny. He probably he can get somebody who can
Speaker 2: get hurt or something. Yeah, he was a big explosion.
Speaker 3: And it's kind of scary enough because we do this
Speaker 3: on a daily basis and then all of a sudden
Speaker 3: this happens. So I guess not even cutting grass, you know,
Speaker 3: you can end up in the hospital.
Speaker 2: Dude, he's cruising along, got the headphones in.
Speaker 3: School when he doesn't had asked for papers while he's
Speaker 3: out there.
Speaker 2: No schools on summer break, no kids to worry about
Speaker 2: at the high school. He's mowing the grass at and boom,
Speaker 2: how high up is the moor, It comes off the ground.
Speaker 2: I don't know, probably a few inches, flame shootout from underneath.
Speaker 2: I don't know what the hell he hit, but it
Speaker 2: was determined to be some sort of firework, and fireworks
Speaker 2: and pedal loom are completely illegal, I guess because it's
Speaker 2: very arid country there in Sonoma, and they're like, so
Speaker 2: somebody had left that out there. I'm guess end of
Speaker 2: the year's school situation, probably or or they were getting
Speaker 2: ready to light it. You know, ahead of Fourth of
Speaker 2: July sell lebrations, people are getting a little antsy. You're
Speaker 2: starting to hear more and more.
Speaker 3: Leading up to it, this right, right, and they were
Speaker 3: getting ready to light it and they saw the pedalomal
Speaker 3: cops or whatever.
Speaker 2: They're right, let's beat it, or before they asked for paper,
Speaker 2: the same thing, speaking of you know, the fourth of
Speaker 2: July ramp up with it falling on a Friday, It's beautiful.
Speaker 2: They're gonna be going all night.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, just the way it should be, just after
Speaker 4: you've had your thirty second beer and finally go to bed,
Speaker 4: and the way it should be, just as just as
Speaker 4: you're drifting off boom.
Speaker 2: Somebody out there mowing. How time is it? Orlando's Orlando's
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