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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>another edition of idiotology. We let chin taco one on

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<v Speaker 1>one one w jr R. But you're freaking idiots, all right?

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<v Speaker 2>I remember your first rock the band cash keyword of

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<v Speaker 2>the day good for one thousand bucks if you were

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<v Speaker 2>picked right around nine oh five. You're entering those keywords

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<v Speaker 2>each hour, tell you JR dot com. So we'll get

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<v Speaker 2>to that.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh.

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<v Speaker 2>In fact, right after you say it, we played. That's

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<v Speaker 2>another thing on the to do list still if you

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<v Speaker 2>have it yet, Yeah, vote vote for you say we

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<v Speaker 2>played who are you doing? Slip knot to slip not?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you tell us which slip knock song you want.

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<v Speaker 3>The one with the most votes is played back in

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<v Speaker 3>about fifteen minutes, right around nine somebody your votes has

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<v Speaker 3>went in a nine inch nowl's tickets, So honestly it's

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<v Speaker 3>in your corner if you want to vote or not.

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<v Speaker 2>Jr. Facebook page, have fifteen minutes. We're gonna have those

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<v Speaker 2>tickets all week man, all to the Yeah, we are

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<v Speaker 2>got a distracted driving story to share with you here.

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<v Speaker 2>This is a kind of a different type of situation.

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<v Speaker 2>Go to Darien, Wisconson what they watching. She what she watching?

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<v Speaker 2>She wasn't watching. She was very enamored by her Taco

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<v Speaker 2>bell order that apparently she had just picked up and

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<v Speaker 2>was face first into while going about well, going faster

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<v Speaker 2>than sixty on a highway. How do we know she

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<v Speaker 2>was going faster than sixty? That's about how fast the

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<v Speaker 2>cop was going on the highway when she reared Oh now, wow,

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<v Speaker 2>flat out, tom, look my bad.

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<v Speaker 3>Have you ever seen the commercials, sir? You know you

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<v Speaker 3>hear at the end they go boom. I was excited about.

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<v Speaker 2>The bell man. She there was no no alcohol or

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<v Speaker 2>any other mind altering or you know thing going on.

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<v Speaker 2>She strictly was just fully indulging in her Taco bell

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<v Speaker 2>order while driving. Didn't realize how fast she was going,

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<v Speaker 2>and right into the back of the officer that was

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<v Speaker 2>on the same highway is her, and he's on a motorcycle. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>I just pictured a motorcycle cop. But I'm thinking, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>that could have been real bad. So you hit him

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<v Speaker 2>from behind a he was on a motorcycle.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think he Yeah, come on, ladies, just wait.

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<v Speaker 3>I know that fast food or any food is not great.

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<v Speaker 2>If you wait around.

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<v Speaker 3>A little bit, you know what I'm getting that pat like,

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<v Speaker 3>if you have fries in there, they get sobby, so

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<v Speaker 3>you are, but you gotta wait on the bell.

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<v Speaker 2>What is the degree of difficulty on driving with Taco

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<v Speaker 2>Bell food? I really, quite honestly, I couldn't tell you

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<v Speaker 2>the last time I was there, and I have no

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<v Speaker 2>problem with Taco Bell. I just I just I can

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<v Speaker 2>tell you if you get it depends on what you're getting.

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<v Speaker 2>Just picture you're gonna be finding shreds of lettuce for

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<v Speaker 2>the next six months. Nope. Not. If you prepare at

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<v Speaker 2>the drive through, you get it.

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<v Speaker 3>You got about four seconds before the fat ass behind

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<v Speaker 3>is getting impatient and beeping.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, yeah, So what you.

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<v Speaker 3>Do is you tuck the sides, roll it tight. When

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<v Speaker 3>I said it depends what I meet, because you got

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<v Speaker 3>to do a soft taco. Okay, tuck the bottom, the

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<v Speaker 3>bottom and top. If you would in roll it tight

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<v Speaker 3>and that way, you just had like a cylinder that

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<v Speaker 3>you're you're partying with.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh huh.

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<v Speaker 3>It could look like that if you want to, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>on a Taco Bell note. I had one yesterday because

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<v Speaker 3>a sweet girl who just went through uh cancer emission

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<v Speaker 3>came up to uh mullet yesterday and UH made me

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<v Speaker 3>some artwork. I forget that her artworks hanging on my

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<v Speaker 3>fridge actually at home, but you know because surviving cancer.

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<v Speaker 3>Sweet sweet little girl brought it in and UH brought

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<v Speaker 3>me a taco from Taco Bell.

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<v Speaker 2>Nice and nice. I thought you're gonna tell me you

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<v Speaker 2>and Paramore were so hungry when you made the wrong

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<v Speaker 2>turn and ended up in Ocali. You hit Taco Bell

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<v Speaker 2>a little early dinner. No, we did grab a little

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<v Speaker 2>somebody though. That was adoozy of a trip yesterday, Taco Bob.

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<v Speaker 2>We've talked about this numerous times at any business expert

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<v Speaker 2>will tell you this. If you're going to start up

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<v Speaker 2>a business, what's your first movie, your first course of action?

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<v Speaker 2>The best game plan you could have is you want

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<v Speaker 2>to identify what your business is going to be by

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<v Speaker 2>filling a need. Right, Yeah, it's not being served. Boy.

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<v Speaker 2>This woman is following this to the tee. What business

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<v Speaker 2>She takes tourists on tours through some of the filthiest

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<v Speaker 2>alleys and corners of New York City that are the

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<v Speaker 2>most rat infested parts of the city. Forty bucks a pop.

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<v Speaker 2>People are paying for her to take them on a

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<v Speaker 2>walking tour. No way, you're these scumbag alleys and stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, you picture in the movies we've seen over

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<v Speaker 2>the years of this going on. And she's a native

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<v Speaker 2>New Yorker and knows all the nooks and crannies where

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<v Speaker 2>the critters are, and she's getting a lot of business.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, there is twenty times a day she's taking

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<v Speaker 2>people on this on this tour, eight hundred bucks a

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<v Speaker 2>day she's making it.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, there is no way in hell out you couldn't

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<v Speaker 3>pay me to go on that tour. Bunch of rats,

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<v Speaker 3>your chance of getting bit by rats? This lady, I

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<v Speaker 3>have to have insurance that covers that.

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<v Speaker 2>You just you get somebody to whip you up a waiver,

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<v Speaker 2>have them sign that, so off you go.

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<v Speaker 3>And I don't really want to see that, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>because those alleys usually have I don't know, a bunch

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<v Speaker 3>of other gross things like roaches and bodies, bums.

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<v Speaker 2>I am willing to bet there's more than a few

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<v Speaker 2>of you listening right now. That'd be pretty cool. Would

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<v Speaker 2>you go on? If it was twenty bucks? I'd say,

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<v Speaker 2>if you money's not the concern, okay, The concern would

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<v Speaker 2>be getting bit If you could guarantee me I wasn't

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<v Speaker 2>gonna get bit. I'd be all about it. No way,

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<v Speaker 2>you face your fears. Man, do you think she do

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<v Speaker 2>you think she's hacking heat? No case? Yeah, well I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>Now for a rat, I'm saved for somebody trying to

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<v Speaker 3>rob the to you know, it's a whole pack of

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<v Speaker 3>tourists that are gonna have his money on him.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, man, that's just it's the garbage and

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<v Speaker 2>rats walking tour. Oh, garbage and rats walking tour. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not being a leani, but that's pretty damn gross, all right.

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<v Speaker 2>For all of our professional landscapers, groundskeepers and such, and

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<v Speaker 2>weekend warriors who do your own yard work, keep this

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<v Speaker 2>in mind. Lawnmowers, in some cases are very very powerful

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<v Speaker 2>pieces of equipment and sometimes unexpected things will happen, as

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<v Speaker 2>was the case in Petaluma, California, where surveillance video captured

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<v Speaker 2>the moment a groundskeeper named one Carlos Lopez ran over

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<v Speaker 2>a large illegal firework at the high school. He was

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<v Speaker 2>on this big John Deere riding mower. Yeah, this thing

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<v Speaker 2>exploded and lifted him up off the ground. It was

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<v Speaker 2>all captured on video, and I am sharing that with

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<v Speaker 2>you on the Lynching Taco blog at WJR dot com,

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<v Speaker 2>which should be going up any moment now. It was

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<v Speaker 2>not funny. He probably he can get somebody who can

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<v Speaker 2>get hurt or something. Yeah, he was a big explosion.

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<v Speaker 3>And it's kind of scary enough because we do this

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<v Speaker 3>on a daily basis and then all of a sudden

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<v Speaker 3>this happens. So I guess not even cutting grass, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>you can end up in the hospital.

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<v Speaker 2>Dude, he's cruising along, got the headphones in.

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<v Speaker 3>School when he doesn't had asked for papers while he's

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<v Speaker 3>out there.

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<v Speaker 2>No schools on summer break, no kids to worry about

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<v Speaker 2>at the high school. He's mowing the grass at and boom,

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<v Speaker 2>how high up is the moor, It comes off the ground.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, probably a few inches, flame shootout from underneath.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what the hell he hit, but it

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<v Speaker 2>was determined to be some sort of firework, and fireworks

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<v Speaker 2>and pedal loom are completely illegal, I guess because it's

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<v Speaker 2>very arid country there in Sonoma, and they're like, so

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<v Speaker 2>somebody had left that out there. I'm guess end of

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<v Speaker 2>the year's school situation, probably or or they were getting

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<v Speaker 2>ready to light it. You know, ahead of Fourth of

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<v Speaker 2>July sell lebrations, people are getting a little antsy. You're

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<v Speaker 2>starting to hear more and more.

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<v Speaker 3>Leading up to it, this right, right, and they were

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<v Speaker 3>getting ready to light it and they saw the pedalomal

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<v Speaker 3>cops or whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>They're right, let's beat it, or before they asked for paper,

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<v Speaker 2>the same thing, speaking of you know, the fourth of

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<v Speaker 2>July ramp up with it falling on a Friday, It's beautiful.

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<v Speaker 2>They're gonna be going all night.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, just the way it should be, just after

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<v Speaker 4>you've had your thirty second beer and finally go to bed,

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<v Speaker 4>and the way it should be, just as just as

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<v Speaker 4>you're drifting off boom.

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<v Speaker 2>Somebody out there mowing. How time is it? Orlando's Orlando's

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<v Speaker 2>rock station,