Speaker 1: What's up, everyone, and welcome to another episode of the
Epstein Chronicles. Hugh Woody Allan, the eternal tragic comedy of
American culture. A man who for decades has been treated
as if he's some misunderstood genius, even while his personal
life reads like a script of a deranged soap opera.
Ain't nobody asked for? And now this guy thinks he's
the one who should be giving Epstein character references. Woody
Allan stepping up to defend Epstein is like Dracula giving
a Yelp review for a blood bank five stars, great service,
lots of young necks. Oh but don't worry, all legal.
The sheer lunacy of it would almost be funny if
it weren't so gross. This man with a straight face
called Epstein a nice guy, a gentleman. Let's pause right there,
Woody Allan, calling anyone a gentleman is the kind of
endorsement you'd rather avoid. It's not praise, it's a curse.
That's like being endorsed by a Yelp elite user who
only ever reviews too treatment plants. Woody stamp of approval
doesn't elevate you, it drags you. Down into the same
gutter where he's been flailing for decades. And then we
get to the piece d resistant Woody swearing up and
down that Epstein never had underage girls around. Oh, Woody,
thank you for your eagle eyed, totally objective assessment. Because
if there's one guy we should all trust to spot
an underage relationship from across the room, it's the guy
who married his adopted stepdaughter. We're not talking about a
red flag here, of folks, it's a goddamn neon sign
blinking do not trust. The hypocrisy doesn't just drip, it
pours like a fire hydrant exploding in the middle of Manhattan.
But of course Woody isn't self aware enough to realize
the absurdity of what he's saying. He probably thought he
was doing Epstein a favor, but all he did was
remind the world that sometimes creeps vouch for other creeps.
Woody Allen's defense of Epstein is like the world's most
rancid club endorsement. Membership requires more bankruptcy, public revulsion, and
the audacity to act like none of it matters. And
Woody he's the treasurer of that club, taking attendance with
a smirk. You know, it's almost poetic in a disgusting
ass way. Epstein had politicians, billionaires, princes, all kinds of
powerful men falling over themselves to pretend they didn't know him,
And here comes Woody Allen waddling in with his clarinet
and neurosis, proudly defending the indefensible. He never had underage
girls around. That line alone belongs in the Smithsonian as
an artifact of delusion, the gall the sheer, uncut nerve
of it, and think about it, Woody Allen defending Jeffrey
Epstein doesn't strengthen Epstein's image. It helps to annihilate it.
If the one guy who's willing to step up and
say no, no, he was a gentleman happens to be
the same guy whose personal legacy is a punchline about
marrying his stepdaughter, then congratulations, you've just entered the Hall
of shame. Kim please with a grouccy firework exhibit. It's
almost funny, almost, because when you break it down, it's
not just Woody being Woody. It's part of the disgusting
little network of apologists, enablers, and moral disasters who circle
wagons around monsters like Epstein. They all think that their
words still carry weight that the public should not along
because once upon a time Woody Allen made a couple
of movies people liked. Newsflash, buddy, nobody cares. Your films
don't buy you credibility. Your soul called artistic genius doesn't
make your personal depravity vanish, and your defensive Epstein that
doesn't make you look clean. It makes you both look filthier.
So yeah, Woody Allen defending Jeffrey Epstein is less of
a surprise and more of a tragic inevitability. It's the
natural order of predators recognizing their own rushing to protect
them as if the rest of us can't see straight
through it. And the punchline, the bitterly hilarious punchline, is
that they act actually believe anyone takes them seriously. This
article is from the Deli Mail and the headline inside
Epstein's House of Depravity. Dinner party with Prince Andrew and
Woody Allen, Duke of York was a dullard at star
studied event held after pedophile financiers released from jail. So
all that talk Woody Allen did and he went to
Jeffrey Epstein's after Jeffrey Epstein was already arrested, already convicted,
and already a child abuser. But yeah, great guy, that
Jeffrey Epstein. This article was authored by Arthur parashar pedophile
financier Jeffrey Epstein hosted Prince Andrew and Woody Allen for
a dinner party at his New York house of depravity
months after being released from jail. Epstein held the star
studied event at his sixty million dollar Manhattan home on
December second, twenty ten, just five months after being released
from jail following his conviction for child sex charges. Among
those he invited were Prince Andrew, who flew over from
the UK, and Hollywood director Allan, who was one of
Epstein's neighbors. Imagine flying across the pond as a prince
of fuck in England to go to a dinner party
at a convicted molester's house. And if you were wondering why,
I call that moron the Joe Exotic of the Windsor family,
here's exhibit one. Allen, who was once accused of molesting
his adopted daughter when she was a child, claims he
has always denied, said he had not met Epstein before
attending the first dinner and would go on frequently to
dine there. Of course he did. Good Old Woody Allen,
the eighty nine year old told The Sunday Times he
and his wife soon Ye Previn had been invited by
the publicists to the dinner with one of those British
royals and other high profile guests. They included Katie Kuric,
who at the time was the highest paid female TV
anchor in the US, and George Stephanopolis, a former White
House communications director under President Bill Clinton. I remember when
I told you that you were being lied to by
the media. This is what I'm talking about. Katie Couric,
George Stepanopolis, Charlie Rose, all these people were friendly and
guess at Epstein's house all the time. Do you really
think that they're going to write bad stories about him
or talk harshly about him? Of course not. They're going
to protect their boy. They want to be able to
come to these dinners with Prince Andrew, don't you know.
Alan said that there were about twenty people there, many
from show business, although Andrew previously claimed in his car
crash Knews Night interview that it was a small dinner
party for eight or ten guests. Prince Andrew, I know
this breaking news right ready, is a liar. Everything that
dude says when it comes to Jeffrey Epstein absolute lies.
And as the days go by, it seems like that's
confirmed each and every day we have something new coming
out telling us that Prince Andrew was bullshitting. Epstein had
just finished a prison term for soliciting an underage girl
for prostitution, for which he was registered as a sex offender.
Nothing like going to have some dinner at the sex
offender's house. Huh. Then again, it certainly seems like the
kind of menu if you get my drift, that Woody
Allen would be all over. We didn't know Jeffrey at
all at the time, but we see all these people
there and they all embraced him, so we figured, okay,
he's a substantial character, said Alan, And that goes directly
to the heart of the problem with the enabling. All
these people that were out here refurbishing Jeffrey Epstein, they
all have to answer for it because without them doing that,
without them refurbishing his reputation, he wouldn't have had this
kind of access. He told us that he had been
in jail, and that he had been falsely put in
jail in some way. He told us that he was
trying to make up for it now by being philanthropic
and giving money to cutting edge scientists in universities. He
couldn't have been nicer. Yeah, asked the girls that he abused,
asked the women that he sexually molested. I'm sure he
was a great guy. Woody fucking Alan. Alan said that
his wife, the adopted daughter of his ex wife Mia
Farrow and her previous husband Andre Previn, had wanted to
meet the duke. She told the Sunday Times she could
not stand Andrew, describing him as such a dullard. Oh,
I'm sure she says that now. But during the party,
I'm sure she was enamored with the joe exotic of
the Windsor family. Remember, that's why she wanted to go right.
Alan said that he and Sun Ye became regular guests
at Epstein's house, where there was always a table of
illustrious people. He reminisced on occasion where a magician, David
Blaine is said to have swallowed live goldfish and regurgitated them. Yeah,
how about regurgitating some pride. How about regurgitating a moral compass?
Fuck all these people, David Blaine, Woody Allen, and anybody
that even looks like either of them. But he added,
we never ever saw Jeffrey with underage girls. He always
had a girlfriend, but never an underage girlfriend. How do
you know? Were you check an id's Woody Allen? Then again,
he might have been looking for his next wife. Right, hey,
you got yourself a little middle schooler here, Why didn't
you bring her over here to uncle Woody's house? Sick, degenerate,
fucking bastards, the whole lot of them, he said. Epstein's
former girlfriend, No, not girlfriend Glenne Maxwell was a co conspirator.
Sure was somebody that was an associate. Sure, but a
traditional girlfriend stop it, who is serving a twenty year
term for sex trafficking was not the girlfriend referenced, and
she did not attend any of the dinner parties. Last month,
The New York Times published photos from inside Epstein's mansion,
including one of a letter from Alan which spoke of
the many times he and Sue Nie were invited for dinner.
And I'm sure that at that time nothing was going
on right. There was nothing un towards at Jeffrey Epstein's house.
Besides everything inside of his house, pictures, chess pieces that
were model in the shape of assistance, you know, naked
their chests out, whole thing. But sure this is normal behavior. Now. Look,
if you or I walked into a house like this,
we'd be like, what the fuck in the eyes wide
shut shit is going on here? But these people, it's normal.
It was said to be part of a compilation of
letters made for epstein sixty third birthday in twenty sixteen.
Last week, another trove of birthday letters were released, These
ones from Epstein's fiftieth in two thousand and three. This
included one from Peter Mandelson as well as another from
Allen where he appeared to ironically compare Epstein to Bela Lugosi,
who starred as Dracula in nineteen thirty one, with three
young female vampires who serviced the place. One can picture
them sleeping in damp earth. Oh yeah, no, underage girls.
Remember what we talked about previously with the girls that
were living at Epstein's house, You know, the girls that
were coming from MC squared. So they're all lying to
you when they say they didn't see young girls. Stop it.
You saw them, you ignored them, you didn't care. That's
the real story. The whole entire nonsensical narrative that they
build is just ridiculous. How the fuck did you go
to Jeffrey Epstein's house and not realize there were underage
girls there? The association with Epstein adds to the controversy
that has surrounded Alan for many years. In nineteen ninety two,
it emerged that the then fifty six year old was
having an affair with fifty one year old Sun Yee,
who was the adopted daughter of Allan's long term partner,
Mia Farrow and her ex husband, conductor and pianist mister Previn.
Pharaoh and Previn had three biological sons and three adopted
children together, including Soon Yee. Meanwhile, Alan and Farroh had
two of their own adopted children, Moses and Dylan, and
one biological child, Ronan. However, Allan always claims he lived
on his own and never with his children. Yeah, this
dude's weird as fuck. Sorry, I don't care if you
like him. I don't care if you enjoy his movies.
He's an odd dude, and in my opinion, knows a
lot more about Jeffrey Epstein than he's letting on. But
in the summer of nineteen ninety two, Pharaoh accused Allan
of molesting their seven year old daughter, Dylan Yale. New
Haven Hospital Sexual Abuse Clinic and the New York City
Child Welfare Administration investigated the allegations, but neither found any
evidence of molesting. I'm sure it has nothing to do
with Woody Allen being super powerful and rich, right, Sure,
it's all on the up and up, especially in that
cesspool of corruption New York. I mean, I thought boss
Man Tweed was gone and that the days of Tammany
Hall were long over. But I guess not. Dylan's therapist
and Allen's therapists both said they do not believe the allegation,
while the family's former nanny, Monica Thompson, said Allan was
always a better apparent and all the things that Miss
Pharaoh was saying about him are not true. However, at
the time, State Prosecutor Frank Mako said he had probable
cause to charge Allen, although he conceded there is evidence
which points to the existence of a reasonable doubt. While
the allegations appeared to drift off by the late nineties.
They came back to haunt Allen in twenty fourteen when
Dylan and Ronan brought it back into the spotlight. With
the me Too movement growing, the mood against Allan also shifted.
He is now regarded as a disgraced film director along
with the likes of Harvey Weinstein, even though he has
never been convicted of anything. Well, look, I'm not going
to say that the guy should be in prison, right,
we have to go through the investigation. But I'll say personally,
in my own opinion, I don't believe a word he says,
and I believe he did what he was accused of.
Dylan maintains that Allan abused her. Epstein was found dead
in his cell in his New York jail in twenty
nineteen after being arrested on sex trafficking charges. The Duke
of York stepped down from public life after the fure
over his friendship with the pedophile finances here and paid
millions to settle a civil sexual lawsuitcase with Virginia Roberts,
a woman he claimed he had never even met. You
know what's wild. We're talking about roughly quarter billion dollars
half a billion dollars that's been paid out in fines
and whatnot when it comes to Epstein. Hell, maybe more
than that. Probably we're looking at probably seven hundred and
fifty million dollars when all is said and done. You
add in the bank finds and shit, And look, we
all know that banks aren't throwing money around and giving
it away. So if the banks are engaging in a settlement,
if all these people are spending all this money on
settlements and payoffs, do you really think this is a hoax?
Do you really think these people are spending all this money,
wasting all this capital over a hoax. Personally, I don't
buy it because if you were innocent, you'd use that
money to defend yourself. Right, I didn't do this shit,
How dare you? But no, they didn't do that, none
of them. But as far as Woody Allen being a
re at Jeffrey Epstein's, is anyone surprised at the end
Woody Allen, of all people, standing at the witness stand
of public opinion and telling us with his best traded
face that Jeffrey Epstein was a nice guy, as if
the world should take comfort in the seal of approval
from a man whose very name has become shorthand for
blurred lines, bad judgment, and outright creepiness. You can't script irony.
That's this rich. The man who turned the concept of
step parenting into a dating pool is now handing out
character references for one of the most prolific predators of
our time. Wood He's defensive. Epstein isn't just hollow, it's radioactive.
Every word he utters, trips with the same hypocrisy that's
defined his life, minimize the ugly truth, dressed it up
as eccentricity, and hope that the audience still applauds. But
nobody's clapping anymore. Nobody's buying it all. What he really
did was remind the world that predators stick together, that
creeps vouch for and that the last thing Epstein needed
was a gentleman's defense from the king of wasted privilege himself.
Curtain Callwoody, you've outed yourself again. All of the information
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