1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:02,879 Speaker 1: What's up, everyone, and welcome to another episode of the 2 00:00:02,919 --> 00:00:08,679 Epstein Chronicles. Hugh Woody Allan, the eternal tragic comedy of 3 00:00:08,720 --> 00:00:12,599 American culture. A man who for decades has been treated 4 00:00:12,839 --> 00:00:16,120 as if he's some misunderstood genius, even while his personal 5 00:00:16,120 --> 00:00:18,760 life reads like a script of a deranged soap opera. 6 00:00:19,160 --> 00:00:22,519 Ain't nobody asked for? And now this guy thinks he's 7 00:00:22,559 --> 00:00:26,480 the one who should be giving Epstein character references. Woody 8 00:00:26,600 --> 00:00:30,000 Allan stepping up to defend Epstein is like Dracula giving 9 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:33,560 a Yelp review for a blood bank five stars, great service, 10 00:00:33,799 --> 00:00:36,799 lots of young necks. Oh but don't worry, all legal. 11 00:00:37,840 --> 00:00:40,600 The sheer lunacy of it would almost be funny if 12 00:00:40,640 --> 00:00:43,679 it weren't so gross. This man with a straight face 13 00:00:43,719 --> 00:00:48,280 called Epstein a nice guy, a gentleman. Let's pause right there, 14 00:00:48,880 --> 00:00:51,759 Woody Allan, calling anyone a gentleman is the kind of 15 00:00:51,880 --> 00:00:55,399 endorsement you'd rather avoid. It's not praise, it's a curse. 16 00:00:56,159 --> 00:00:58,679 That's like being endorsed by a Yelp elite user who 17 00:00:58,719 --> 00:01:03,320 only ever reviews too treatment plants. Woody stamp of approval 18 00:01:03,600 --> 00:01:06,640 doesn't elevate you, it drags you. Down into the same 19 00:01:06,719 --> 00:01:10,040 gutter where he's been flailing for decades. And then we 20 00:01:10,079 --> 00:01:13,359 get to the piece d resistant Woody swearing up and 21 00:01:13,400 --> 00:01:16,799 down that Epstein never had underage girls around. Oh, Woody, 22 00:01:17,079 --> 00:01:21,200 thank you for your eagle eyed, totally objective assessment. Because 23 00:01:21,239 --> 00:01:23,719 if there's one guy we should all trust to spot 24 00:01:23,760 --> 00:01:26,799 an underage relationship from across the room, it's the guy 25 00:01:26,799 --> 00:01:30,239 who married his adopted stepdaughter. We're not talking about a 26 00:01:30,280 --> 00:01:32,719 red flag here, of folks, it's a goddamn neon sign 27 00:01:32,799 --> 00:01:38,120 blinking do not trust. The hypocrisy doesn't just drip, it 28 00:01:38,159 --> 00:01:41,680 pours like a fire hydrant exploding in the middle of Manhattan. 29 00:01:42,040 --> 00:01:44,760 But of course Woody isn't self aware enough to realize 30 00:01:44,799 --> 00:01:48,200 the absurdity of what he's saying. He probably thought he 31 00:01:48,239 --> 00:01:50,400 was doing Epstein a favor, but all he did was 32 00:01:50,480 --> 00:01:53,760 remind the world that sometimes creeps vouch for other creeps. 33 00:01:54,359 --> 00:01:56,879 Woody Allen's defense of Epstein is like the world's most 34 00:01:56,959 --> 00:02:02,079 rancid club endorsement. Membership requires more bankruptcy, public revulsion, and 35 00:02:02,120 --> 00:02:04,640 the audacity to act like none of it matters. And 36 00:02:04,719 --> 00:02:08,039 Woody he's the treasurer of that club, taking attendance with 37 00:02:08,080 --> 00:02:11,479 a smirk. You know, it's almost poetic in a disgusting 38 00:02:11,520 --> 00:02:16,199 ass way. Epstein had politicians, billionaires, princes, all kinds of 39 00:02:16,199 --> 00:02:20,280 powerful men falling over themselves to pretend they didn't know him, 40 00:02:20,439 --> 00:02:24,159 And here comes Woody Allen waddling in with his clarinet 41 00:02:24,319 --> 00:02:28,960 and neurosis, proudly defending the indefensible. He never had underage 42 00:02:28,960 --> 00:02:33,400 girls around. That line alone belongs in the Smithsonian as 43 00:02:33,439 --> 00:02:37,639 an artifact of delusion, the gall the sheer, uncut nerve 44 00:02:37,680 --> 00:02:41,280 of it, and think about it, Woody Allen defending Jeffrey 45 00:02:41,319 --> 00:02:45,080 Epstein doesn't strengthen Epstein's image. It helps to annihilate it. 46 00:02:46,439 --> 00:02:48,400 If the one guy who's willing to step up and 47 00:02:48,439 --> 00:02:51,199 say no, no, he was a gentleman happens to be 48 00:02:51,240 --> 00:02:54,599 the same guy whose personal legacy is a punchline about 49 00:02:54,639 --> 00:02:58,800 marrying his stepdaughter, then congratulations, you've just entered the Hall 50 00:02:58,840 --> 00:03:05,080 of shame. Kim please with a grouccy firework exhibit. It's 51 00:03:05,120 --> 00:03:08,319 almost funny, almost, because when you break it down, it's 52 00:03:08,360 --> 00:03:11,080 not just Woody being Woody. It's part of the disgusting 53 00:03:11,120 --> 00:03:15,479 little network of apologists, enablers, and moral disasters who circle 54 00:03:15,520 --> 00:03:19,439 wagons around monsters like Epstein. They all think that their 55 00:03:19,479 --> 00:03:22,199 words still carry weight that the public should not along 56 00:03:22,479 --> 00:03:24,960 because once upon a time Woody Allen made a couple 57 00:03:25,039 --> 00:03:29,680 of movies people liked. Newsflash, buddy, nobody cares. Your films 58 00:03:29,840 --> 00:03:33,879 don't buy you credibility. Your soul called artistic genius doesn't 59 00:03:33,879 --> 00:03:37,719 make your personal depravity vanish, and your defensive Epstein that 60 00:03:37,759 --> 00:03:40,680 doesn't make you look clean. It makes you both look filthier. 61 00:03:41,439 --> 00:03:44,360 So yeah, Woody Allen defending Jeffrey Epstein is less of 62 00:03:44,400 --> 00:03:48,000 a surprise and more of a tragic inevitability. It's the 63 00:03:48,080 --> 00:03:51,919 natural order of predators recognizing their own rushing to protect 64 00:03:51,960 --> 00:03:54,439 them as if the rest of us can't see straight 65 00:03:54,479 --> 00:03:59,520 through it. And the punchline, the bitterly hilarious punchline, is 66 00:03:59,520 --> 00:04:04,080 that they act actually believe anyone takes them seriously. This 67 00:04:04,240 --> 00:04:07,800 article is from the Deli Mail and the headline inside 68 00:04:07,840 --> 00:04:11,360 Epstein's House of Depravity. Dinner party with Prince Andrew and 69 00:04:11,400 --> 00:04:14,680 Woody Allen, Duke of York was a dullard at star 70 00:04:14,759 --> 00:04:19,519 studied event held after pedophile financiers released from jail. So 71 00:04:19,600 --> 00:04:22,120 all that talk Woody Allen did and he went to 72 00:04:22,199 --> 00:04:27,319 Jeffrey Epstein's after Jeffrey Epstein was already arrested, already convicted, 73 00:04:27,480 --> 00:04:30,839 and already a child abuser. But yeah, great guy, that 74 00:04:30,920 --> 00:04:37,720 Jeffrey Epstein. This article was authored by Arthur parashar pedophile 75 00:04:37,759 --> 00:04:42,720 financier Jeffrey Epstein hosted Prince Andrew and Woody Allen for 76 00:04:42,839 --> 00:04:45,360 a dinner party at his New York house of depravity 77 00:04:45,480 --> 00:04:48,839 months after being released from jail. Epstein held the star 78 00:04:48,879 --> 00:04:52,279 studied event at his sixty million dollar Manhattan home on 79 00:04:52,360 --> 00:04:56,160 December second, twenty ten, just five months after being released 80 00:04:56,160 --> 00:05:00,199 from jail following his conviction for child sex charges. Among 81 00:05:00,279 --> 00:05:02,879 those he invited were Prince Andrew, who flew over from 82 00:05:02,879 --> 00:05:05,959 the UK, and Hollywood director Allan, who was one of 83 00:05:05,959 --> 00:05:11,040 Epstein's neighbors. Imagine flying across the pond as a prince 84 00:05:11,040 --> 00:05:13,439 of fuck in England to go to a dinner party 85 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:16,439 at a convicted molester's house. And if you were wondering why, 86 00:05:16,439 --> 00:05:19,360 I call that moron the Joe Exotic of the Windsor family, 87 00:05:19,800 --> 00:05:24,040 here's exhibit one. Allen, who was once accused of molesting 88 00:05:24,040 --> 00:05:26,879 his adopted daughter when she was a child, claims he 89 00:05:26,920 --> 00:05:29,959 has always denied, said he had not met Epstein before 90 00:05:29,959 --> 00:05:32,600 attending the first dinner and would go on frequently to 91 00:05:32,680 --> 00:05:35,879 dine there. Of course he did. Good Old Woody Allen, 92 00:05:36,240 --> 00:05:38,480 the eighty nine year old told The Sunday Times he 93 00:05:38,519 --> 00:05:42,639 and his wife soon Ye Previn had been invited by 94 00:05:42,639 --> 00:05:45,120 the publicists to the dinner with one of those British 95 00:05:45,199 --> 00:05:49,319 royals and other high profile guests. They included Katie Kuric, 96 00:05:49,519 --> 00:05:52,000 who at the time was the highest paid female TV 97 00:05:52,160 --> 00:05:56,120 anchor in the US, and George Stephanopolis, a former White 98 00:05:56,120 --> 00:06:00,480 House communications director under President Bill Clinton. I remember when 99 00:06:00,480 --> 00:06:02,439 I told you that you were being lied to by 100 00:06:02,439 --> 00:06:05,439 the media. This is what I'm talking about. Katie Couric, 101 00:06:05,759 --> 00:06:09,680 George Stepanopolis, Charlie Rose, all these people were friendly and 102 00:06:09,759 --> 00:06:12,720 guess at Epstein's house all the time. Do you really 103 00:06:12,759 --> 00:06:15,519 think that they're going to write bad stories about him 104 00:06:15,839 --> 00:06:18,639 or talk harshly about him? Of course not. They're going 105 00:06:18,680 --> 00:06:20,959 to protect their boy. They want to be able to 106 00:06:20,959 --> 00:06:23,519 come to these dinners with Prince Andrew, don't you know. 107 00:06:25,879 --> 00:06:28,519 Alan said that there were about twenty people there, many 108 00:06:28,560 --> 00:06:31,879 from show business, although Andrew previously claimed in his car 109 00:06:31,920 --> 00:06:34,920 crash Knews Night interview that it was a small dinner 110 00:06:34,920 --> 00:06:38,240 party for eight or ten guests. Prince Andrew, I know 111 00:06:38,319 --> 00:06:42,079 this breaking news right ready, is a liar. Everything that 112 00:06:42,199 --> 00:06:45,759 dude says when it comes to Jeffrey Epstein absolute lies. 113 00:06:46,160 --> 00:06:48,639 And as the days go by, it seems like that's 114 00:06:48,680 --> 00:06:51,439 confirmed each and every day we have something new coming 115 00:06:51,480 --> 00:06:55,800 out telling us that Prince Andrew was bullshitting. Epstein had 116 00:06:55,839 --> 00:06:58,519 just finished a prison term for soliciting an underage girl 117 00:06:58,600 --> 00:07:02,399 for prostitution, for which he was registered as a sex offender. 118 00:07:02,920 --> 00:07:04,839 Nothing like going to have some dinner at the sex 119 00:07:04,879 --> 00:07:07,839 offender's house. Huh. Then again, it certainly seems like the 120 00:07:07,920 --> 00:07:10,480 kind of menu if you get my drift, that Woody 121 00:07:10,519 --> 00:07:13,759 Allen would be all over. We didn't know Jeffrey at 122 00:07:13,800 --> 00:07:16,199 all at the time, but we see all these people 123 00:07:16,480 --> 00:07:19,199 there and they all embraced him, so we figured, okay, 124 00:07:19,240 --> 00:07:22,639 he's a substantial character, said Alan, And that goes directly 125 00:07:22,680 --> 00:07:25,480 to the heart of the problem with the enabling. All 126 00:07:25,480 --> 00:07:28,680 these people that were out here refurbishing Jeffrey Epstein, they 127 00:07:28,680 --> 00:07:31,360 all have to answer for it because without them doing that, 128 00:07:31,480 --> 00:07:36,079 without them refurbishing his reputation, he wouldn't have had this 129 00:07:36,240 --> 00:07:38,879 kind of access. He told us that he had been 130 00:07:38,920 --> 00:07:41,319 in jail, and that he had been falsely put in 131 00:07:41,399 --> 00:07:43,920 jail in some way. He told us that he was 132 00:07:43,920 --> 00:07:46,800 trying to make up for it now by being philanthropic 133 00:07:47,079 --> 00:07:50,360 and giving money to cutting edge scientists in universities. He 134 00:07:50,399 --> 00:07:53,959 couldn't have been nicer. Yeah, asked the girls that he abused, 135 00:07:54,480 --> 00:07:57,800 asked the women that he sexually molested. I'm sure he 136 00:07:57,839 --> 00:08:03,680 was a great guy. Woody fucking Alan. Alan said that 137 00:08:03,759 --> 00:08:06,399 his wife, the adopted daughter of his ex wife Mia 138 00:08:06,480 --> 00:08:11,079 Farrow and her previous husband Andre Previn, had wanted to 139 00:08:11,120 --> 00:08:14,279 meet the duke. She told the Sunday Times she could 140 00:08:14,279 --> 00:08:17,279 not stand Andrew, describing him as such a dullard. Oh, 141 00:08:17,279 --> 00:08:19,959 I'm sure she says that now. But during the party, 142 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:22,560 I'm sure she was enamored with the joe exotic of 143 00:08:22,560 --> 00:08:26,000 the Windsor family. Remember, that's why she wanted to go right. 144 00:08:27,360 --> 00:08:30,319 Alan said that he and Sun Ye became regular guests 145 00:08:30,319 --> 00:08:32,919 at Epstein's house, where there was always a table of 146 00:08:32,960 --> 00:08:36,960 illustrious people. He reminisced on occasion where a magician, David 147 00:08:36,960 --> 00:08:41,879 Blaine is said to have swallowed live goldfish and regurgitated them. Yeah, 148 00:08:41,960 --> 00:08:46,919 how about regurgitating some pride. How about regurgitating a moral compass? 149 00:08:47,320 --> 00:08:51,440 Fuck all these people, David Blaine, Woody Allen, and anybody 150 00:08:51,480 --> 00:08:54,799 that even looks like either of them. But he added, 151 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:58,399 we never ever saw Jeffrey with underage girls. He always 152 00:08:58,399 --> 00:09:01,759 had a girlfriend, but never an underage girlfriend. How do 153 00:09:01,799 --> 00:09:05,200 you know? Were you check an id's Woody Allen? Then again, 154 00:09:05,240 --> 00:09:08,000 he might have been looking for his next wife. Right, hey, 155 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:10,200 you got yourself a little middle schooler here, Why didn't 156 00:09:10,200 --> 00:09:14,360 you bring her over here to uncle Woody's house? Sick, degenerate, 157 00:09:14,440 --> 00:09:18,559 fucking bastards, the whole lot of them, he said. Epstein's 158 00:09:18,559 --> 00:09:22,440 former girlfriend, No, not girlfriend Glenne Maxwell was a co conspirator. 159 00:09:22,679 --> 00:09:26,720 Sure was somebody that was an associate. Sure, but a 160 00:09:26,759 --> 00:09:30,279 traditional girlfriend stop it, who is serving a twenty year 161 00:09:30,360 --> 00:09:33,440 term for sex trafficking was not the girlfriend referenced, and 162 00:09:33,519 --> 00:09:37,480 she did not attend any of the dinner parties. Last month, 163 00:09:37,639 --> 00:09:40,639 The New York Times published photos from inside Epstein's mansion, 164 00:09:40,960 --> 00:09:44,080 including one of a letter from Alan which spoke of 165 00:09:44,120 --> 00:09:47,399 the many times he and Sue Nie were invited for dinner. 166 00:09:47,639 --> 00:09:50,200 And I'm sure that at that time nothing was going 167 00:09:50,240 --> 00:09:53,879 on right. There was nothing un towards at Jeffrey Epstein's house. 168 00:09:54,200 --> 00:09:58,840 Besides everything inside of his house, pictures, chess pieces that 169 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:02,240 were model in the shape of assistance, you know, naked 170 00:10:02,240 --> 00:10:07,399 their chests out, whole thing. But sure this is normal behavior. Now. Look, 171 00:10:07,519 --> 00:10:09,320 if you or I walked into a house like this, 172 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:12,879 we'd be like, what the fuck in the eyes wide 173 00:10:12,879 --> 00:10:16,279 shut shit is going on here? But these people, it's normal. 174 00:10:16,679 --> 00:10:18,440 It was said to be part of a compilation of 175 00:10:18,519 --> 00:10:22,159 letters made for epstein sixty third birthday in twenty sixteen. 176 00:10:23,039 --> 00:10:26,519 Last week, another trove of birthday letters were released, These 177 00:10:26,559 --> 00:10:30,360 ones from Epstein's fiftieth in two thousand and three. This 178 00:10:30,440 --> 00:10:34,080 included one from Peter Mandelson as well as another from 179 00:10:34,120 --> 00:10:38,080 Allen where he appeared to ironically compare Epstein to Bela Lugosi, 180 00:10:38,320 --> 00:10:41,559 who starred as Dracula in nineteen thirty one, with three 181 00:10:41,600 --> 00:10:45,240 young female vampires who serviced the place. One can picture 182 00:10:45,279 --> 00:10:48,960 them sleeping in damp earth. Oh yeah, no, underage girls. 183 00:10:49,360 --> 00:10:51,840 Remember what we talked about previously with the girls that 184 00:10:51,879 --> 00:10:54,519 were living at Epstein's house, You know, the girls that 185 00:10:54,559 --> 00:10:58,440 were coming from MC squared. So they're all lying to 186 00:10:58,480 --> 00:11:01,200 you when they say they didn't see young girls. Stop it. 187 00:11:01,320 --> 00:11:04,120 You saw them, you ignored them, you didn't care. That's 188 00:11:04,159 --> 00:11:07,679 the real story. The whole entire nonsensical narrative that they 189 00:11:07,679 --> 00:11:10,679 build is just ridiculous. How the fuck did you go 190 00:11:10,679 --> 00:11:13,559 to Jeffrey Epstein's house and not realize there were underage 191 00:11:13,600 --> 00:11:18,240 girls there? The association with Epstein adds to the controversy 192 00:11:18,279 --> 00:11:21,960 that has surrounded Alan for many years. In nineteen ninety two, 193 00:11:22,240 --> 00:11:25,320 it emerged that the then fifty six year old was 194 00:11:25,360 --> 00:11:27,919 having an affair with fifty one year old Sun Yee, 195 00:11:28,120 --> 00:11:30,759 who was the adopted daughter of Allan's long term partner, 196 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:35,600 Mia Farrow and her ex husband, conductor and pianist mister Previn. 197 00:11:36,759 --> 00:11:40,360 Pharaoh and Previn had three biological sons and three adopted 198 00:11:40,399 --> 00:11:45,279 children together, including Soon Yee. Meanwhile, Alan and Farroh had 199 00:11:45,320 --> 00:11:48,559 two of their own adopted children, Moses and Dylan, and 200 00:11:48,600 --> 00:11:53,240 one biological child, Ronan. However, Allan always claims he lived 201 00:11:53,240 --> 00:11:56,960 on his own and never with his children. Yeah, this 202 00:11:57,039 --> 00:11:59,159 dude's weird as fuck. Sorry, I don't care if you 203 00:11:59,279 --> 00:12:01,159 like him. I don't care if you enjoy his movies. 204 00:12:01,360 --> 00:12:05,120 He's an odd dude, and in my opinion, knows a 205 00:12:05,159 --> 00:12:07,639 lot more about Jeffrey Epstein than he's letting on. But 206 00:12:07,759 --> 00:12:10,759 in the summer of nineteen ninety two, Pharaoh accused Allan 207 00:12:10,960 --> 00:12:14,879 of molesting their seven year old daughter, Dylan Yale. New 208 00:12:14,919 --> 00:12:17,879 Haven Hospital Sexual Abuse Clinic and the New York City 209 00:12:17,960 --> 00:12:22,440 Child Welfare Administration investigated the allegations, but neither found any 210 00:12:22,480 --> 00:12:25,279 evidence of molesting. I'm sure it has nothing to do 211 00:12:25,320 --> 00:12:28,919 with Woody Allen being super powerful and rich, right, Sure, 212 00:12:28,960 --> 00:12:31,120 it's all on the up and up, especially in that 213 00:12:31,240 --> 00:12:34,960 cesspool of corruption New York. I mean, I thought boss 214 00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:38,039 Man Tweed was gone and that the days of Tammany 215 00:12:38,039 --> 00:12:41,600 Hall were long over. But I guess not. Dylan's therapist 216 00:12:41,679 --> 00:12:44,879 and Allen's therapists both said they do not believe the allegation, 217 00:12:45,200 --> 00:12:48,919 while the family's former nanny, Monica Thompson, said Allan was 218 00:12:48,960 --> 00:12:52,120 always a better apparent and all the things that Miss 219 00:12:52,200 --> 00:12:55,639 Pharaoh was saying about him are not true. However, at 220 00:12:55,679 --> 00:12:59,279 the time, State Prosecutor Frank Mako said he had probable 221 00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:02,720 cause to charge Allen, although he conceded there is evidence 222 00:13:02,759 --> 00:13:06,519 which points to the existence of a reasonable doubt. While 223 00:13:06,559 --> 00:13:09,679 the allegations appeared to drift off by the late nineties. 224 00:13:09,879 --> 00:13:13,039 They came back to haunt Allen in twenty fourteen when 225 00:13:13,120 --> 00:13:17,120 Dylan and Ronan brought it back into the spotlight. With 226 00:13:17,240 --> 00:13:20,360 the me Too movement growing, the mood against Allan also shifted. 227 00:13:21,159 --> 00:13:24,360 He is now regarded as a disgraced film director along 228 00:13:24,360 --> 00:13:26,720 with the likes of Harvey Weinstein, even though he has 229 00:13:26,799 --> 00:13:29,840 never been convicted of anything. Well, look, I'm not going 230 00:13:29,919 --> 00:13:31,559 to say that the guy should be in prison, right, 231 00:13:32,080 --> 00:13:36,279 we have to go through the investigation. But I'll say personally, 232 00:13:36,320 --> 00:13:39,120 in my own opinion, I don't believe a word he says, 233 00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:41,240 and I believe he did what he was accused of. 234 00:13:43,120 --> 00:13:46,679 Dylan maintains that Allan abused her. Epstein was found dead 235 00:13:46,679 --> 00:13:49,480 in his cell in his New York jail in twenty 236 00:13:49,559 --> 00:13:54,240 nineteen after being arrested on sex trafficking charges. The Duke 237 00:13:54,279 --> 00:13:57,360 of York stepped down from public life after the fure 238 00:13:57,840 --> 00:14:01,120 over his friendship with the pedophile finances here and paid 239 00:14:01,159 --> 00:14:05,720 millions to settle a civil sexual lawsuitcase with Virginia Roberts, 240 00:14:05,919 --> 00:14:09,080 a woman he claimed he had never even met. You 241 00:14:09,120 --> 00:14:13,240 know what's wild. We're talking about roughly quarter billion dollars 242 00:14:13,519 --> 00:14:17,240 half a billion dollars that's been paid out in fines 243 00:14:17,279 --> 00:14:20,039 and whatnot when it comes to Epstein. Hell, maybe more 244 00:14:20,080 --> 00:14:22,799 than that. Probably we're looking at probably seven hundred and 245 00:14:22,799 --> 00:14:25,440 fifty million dollars when all is said and done. You 246 00:14:25,440 --> 00:14:27,559 add in the bank finds and shit, And look, we 247 00:14:27,639 --> 00:14:30,600 all know that banks aren't throwing money around and giving 248 00:14:30,639 --> 00:14:34,159 it away. So if the banks are engaging in a settlement, 249 00:14:34,360 --> 00:14:36,519 if all these people are spending all this money on 250 00:14:36,559 --> 00:14:40,120 settlements and payoffs, do you really think this is a hoax? 251 00:14:40,759 --> 00:14:43,120 Do you really think these people are spending all this money, 252 00:14:43,440 --> 00:14:47,720 wasting all this capital over a hoax. Personally, I don't 253 00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:50,360 buy it because if you were innocent, you'd use that 254 00:14:50,440 --> 00:14:53,320 money to defend yourself. Right, I didn't do this shit, 255 00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:56,000 How dare you? But no, they didn't do that, none 256 00:14:56,039 --> 00:14:59,759 of them. But as far as Woody Allen being a 257 00:14:59,759 --> 00:15:04,919 re at Jeffrey Epstein's, is anyone surprised at the end 258 00:15:05,159 --> 00:15:07,879 Woody Allen, of all people, standing at the witness stand 259 00:15:08,039 --> 00:15:11,759 of public opinion and telling us with his best traded 260 00:15:11,799 --> 00:15:15,039 face that Jeffrey Epstein was a nice guy, as if 261 00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:17,720 the world should take comfort in the seal of approval 262 00:15:17,759 --> 00:15:20,320 from a man whose very name has become shorthand for 263 00:15:20,399 --> 00:15:25,679 blurred lines, bad judgment, and outright creepiness. You can't script irony. 264 00:15:25,759 --> 00:15:28,559 That's this rich. The man who turned the concept of 265 00:15:28,559 --> 00:15:31,639 step parenting into a dating pool is now handing out 266 00:15:31,720 --> 00:15:35,000 character references for one of the most prolific predators of 267 00:15:35,039 --> 00:15:40,279 our time. Wood He's defensive. Epstein isn't just hollow, it's radioactive. 268 00:15:40,720 --> 00:15:43,759 Every word he utters, trips with the same hypocrisy that's 269 00:15:43,759 --> 00:15:47,399 defined his life, minimize the ugly truth, dressed it up 270 00:15:47,639 --> 00:15:52,080 as eccentricity, and hope that the audience still applauds. But 271 00:15:52,159 --> 00:15:55,679 nobody's clapping anymore. Nobody's buying it all. What he really 272 00:15:55,679 --> 00:15:58,919 did was remind the world that predators stick together, that 273 00:15:58,960 --> 00:16:02,279 creeps vouch for and that the last thing Epstein needed 274 00:16:02,519 --> 00:16:06,039 was a gentleman's defense from the king of wasted privilege himself. 275 00:16:06,399 --> 00:16:11,279 Curtain Callwoody, you've outed yourself again. All of the information 276 00:16:11,360 --> 00:16:14,000 that goes with this episode can be found in the 277 00:16:14,039 --> 00:16:14,879 description box.