1 00:00:04,639 --> 00:00:08,000 Speaker 1: If you want more than just the story, there's a 2 00:00:08,039 --> 00:00:11,679 whole lot more waiting for you. Tap the link in 3 00:00:11,759 --> 00:00:17,239 the episode description for exclusive content and come find me me. 4 00:00:25,800 --> 00:00:29,600 I didn't leave my husband because he cheated. That would 5 00:00:29,600 --> 00:00:34,119 have been easier, cleaner, something you can explain to friends 6 00:00:34,159 --> 00:00:38,880 over wine without sounding like you're slowly losing your mind. No, 7 00:00:39,479 --> 00:00:44,840 Tom didn't cheat. Tom optimized. That's the word he used. 8 00:00:45,719 --> 00:00:50,920 Optimizing our shared financial position, he said, while quietly moving 9 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:54,079 money out of our joint account into one I apparently 10 00:00:54,479 --> 00:01:00,320 didn't have access to. Minimizing emotional disruption, he added when 11 00:01:00,359 --> 00:01:03,079 I asked why he'd been sleeping in the spare room 12 00:01:03,200 --> 00:01:07,560 for three months without saying a word, And my personal favorite, 13 00:01:08,439 --> 00:01:13,840 strategic detachment, which translated meant he'd already checked out of 14 00:01:13,879 --> 00:01:17,680 the marriage while still using my salary to pay half 15 00:01:17,760 --> 00:01:21,560 the mortgage. It took me six years to realize I 16 00:01:21,719 --> 00:01:25,920 wasn't in a relationship. Even worse was that I hadn't 17 00:01:25,920 --> 00:01:29,120 been laid in two and getting back in the swing 18 00:01:29,200 --> 00:01:34,519 of things had been awkward. I got attention. I was 19 00:01:34,560 --> 00:01:38,400 a curvy redhead forty eight years old, and I needed 20 00:01:38,439 --> 00:01:43,560 to get back in the saddle. Two years Jesus, what 21 00:01:43,840 --> 00:01:47,319 was I thinking? When I got my head together, it 22 00:01:47,359 --> 00:01:51,560 took five seconds to realize I'd married a fucking dweb 23 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:54,959 And the moment I figured that out, something in me 24 00:01:55,280 --> 00:02:00,480 just snapped. So I did the only logical thing. I 25 00:02:00,599 --> 00:02:05,319 drained what I could, packed a suitcase, and googled. That's 26 00:02:05,359 --> 00:02:09,039 how I found Daniel Hayes. I didn't expect my divorce 27 00:02:09,120 --> 00:02:14,960 lawyer to be hot. I expected balding, tired, vaguely condescending, 28 00:02:15,599 --> 00:02:21,159 you know, a legally qualified disappointment. Instead, when the door opened, 29 00:02:21,360 --> 00:02:25,360 I got hit with six foot something tailored suit, sleeves 30 00:02:25,439 --> 00:02:28,280 rolled just enough to suggest he knew exactly what he 31 00:02:28,360 --> 00:02:34,560 was doing. Ms Carter, he said, voice smooth, calm, dangerous. 32 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:39,680 I blinked. Uh, yeah, that's me, I said, with a 33 00:02:39,680 --> 00:02:45,599 girlish giggle. Great start. I'm Daniel Hayes, he said, offering 34 00:02:45,639 --> 00:02:49,120 his hand. I shook it, firm grip, Of course, it 35 00:02:49,319 --> 00:02:54,800 was everything about this man, screamed, competent and firm. Come in, 36 00:02:55,280 --> 00:03:00,199 he said, stepping aside. I walked into the office, trying 37 00:03:00,319 --> 00:03:03,840 very hard not to notice how nice it was, polished 38 00:03:03,879 --> 00:03:08,879 wood desk floor to ceiling, shelves that faint expensive cologne. 39 00:03:08,879 --> 00:03:12,199 Thing is happening in the air. This man did not 40 00:03:12,439 --> 00:03:18,680 lose cases or arguments or probably anything ever. Have a seat, 41 00:03:19,080 --> 00:03:24,879 he said. I sat, crossed my legs, then immediately uncrossed 42 00:03:24,960 --> 00:03:28,319 them because suddenly I was aware I was wearing a 43 00:03:28,360 --> 00:03:33,680 skirt and that this man had eyes. Focus. Make an impression, 44 00:03:34,039 --> 00:03:37,639 make him like you. But remember Toutz, you're here for 45 00:03:37,759 --> 00:03:43,120 legal representation, not whatever was going on in your brain. 46 00:03:43,840 --> 00:03:48,159 So he said, sitting opposite me, opening a file. Let's 47 00:03:48,159 --> 00:03:54,280 talk about your situation, right the divorce. I said, my useless, 48 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:59,039 emotionally unavailable ex husband. For some reason, I thought that 49 00:03:59,159 --> 00:04:04,159 was a joke. He just stared at me, expression unmoving. Okay, 50 00:04:04,719 --> 00:04:08,759 that went down well, so I launched in. He drained 51 00:04:08,759 --> 00:04:12,319 our joint account. He's refusing to leave the house, and 52 00:04:12,400 --> 00:04:18,079 somehow he's trying to claim I owe him money. Daniel nodded, calm, 53 00:04:18,120 --> 00:04:24,600 completely unbothered. M classic attempt at asset repositioning combined with 54 00:04:24,800 --> 00:04:31,920 coercive leverage, he said. I stared, I'm sorry. What he's bluffing? 55 00:04:32,319 --> 00:04:40,680 Daniel translated badly? Oh good. He leaned back slightly, studying me. 56 00:04:41,279 --> 00:04:45,879 Do you have documentation? He asked, yes, I said, quickly 57 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:51,879 sliding papers across the desk, bank statements, messages, everything he 58 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:58,480 took them, scanning fast, efficient, focused, annoyingly attractive while doing it. 59 00:04:59,079 --> 00:05:03,839 This is helpful, he said, very helpful. I smiled, good, 60 00:05:04,319 --> 00:05:07,199 because I'd really like to not lose everything. To a 61 00:05:07,279 --> 00:05:11,600 man who used the term shared finances when talking about 62 00:05:11,639 --> 00:05:15,120 the chocolate coins we used to get at Christmas, a 63 00:05:15,160 --> 00:05:19,720 flicker of amusement crossed his face. I can assure you, 64 00:05:20,399 --> 00:05:25,560 he said, We'll be pursuing a fairly aggressive strategy, even 65 00:05:25,560 --> 00:05:29,800 if it's for chocolate coins. I smiled and laughed again. 66 00:05:30,639 --> 00:05:35,399 We'll file for immediate injunction, he continued, freeze the accounts 67 00:05:35,720 --> 00:05:40,680 and initiate disclosure proceedings. I nodded, like I understood all 68 00:05:40,759 --> 00:05:43,879 of that. I like the sound of that, I said, 69 00:05:44,120 --> 00:05:47,839 then cleared my throat and added, so what's this going 70 00:05:47,839 --> 00:05:52,439 to cost me? There? It was the important question. He 71 00:05:52,519 --> 00:05:58,680 didn't answer immediately. Instead, he slowly closed the file deliberately, 72 00:05:59,079 --> 00:06:04,360 then leaned forward. Elaborate cases like this, he said, tend 73 00:06:04,439 --> 00:06:09,519 to require a certain level of commitment and cash, commitment 74 00:06:09,639 --> 00:06:15,920 in cash. Interesting words, What does that mean? I asked, nervously, Well, 75 00:06:16,319 --> 00:06:18,959 we need to be honest with one another. He said, 76 00:06:19,480 --> 00:06:22,519 can you afford me? He held my gaze a second 77 00:06:22,600 --> 00:06:26,279 too long. I don't do half effort clients, he said. 78 00:06:26,879 --> 00:06:29,560 If I take you on, I take all of you on. 79 00:06:30,480 --> 00:06:37,639 My stomach flipped right. I said, define all. His mouth twitched. 80 00:06:38,480 --> 00:06:43,439 Fill the foreman, he said. My expression said everything he 81 00:06:43,560 --> 00:06:49,759 needed to know. Okay, thought not, that's okay. We can 82 00:06:49,800 --> 00:06:53,519 work based on one of my special plans. He reached 83 00:06:53,560 --> 00:06:57,000 for a drawer, took some paperwork out and passed it 84 00:06:57,040 --> 00:07:01,319 to me with a pen. Please, he said, fill it out. 85 00:07:02,120 --> 00:07:05,560 I quickly peruse the questions, and my eyes almost popped 86 00:07:05,600 --> 00:07:11,639 from my head. First question, I blinked, Second, I swallowed. Third, 87 00:07:11,920 --> 00:07:14,959 I shifted in my seat. I glanced up. He was 88 00:07:15,040 --> 00:07:22,920 watching me, not smiling, just watching. You're serious, I said completely. 89 00:07:23,720 --> 00:07:27,399 You want to know what? I gasped everything on there. 90 00:07:27,759 --> 00:07:31,160 He said with a nod. Then if you sign, we 91 00:07:31,240 --> 00:07:34,680 can work on your first payment. I felt sweat form 92 00:07:34,759 --> 00:07:39,920 on my brow as I filled everything out. My measurements, 93 00:07:39,959 --> 00:07:44,040 the size of the biggest cock I'd sucked individually or together? 94 00:07:44,879 --> 00:07:48,639 What arouses me the most? Have I ever hoard with 95 00:07:48,720 --> 00:07:53,800 another woman? What the questions went on each of them 96 00:07:53,839 --> 00:07:58,279 more filthy than the last. I started to get hot, flustered, 97 00:07:58,560 --> 00:08:00,680 and all he did was watch me as I made 98 00:08:00,680 --> 00:08:05,160 it to the final page. What exactly is payment, I asked, 99 00:08:05,319 --> 00:08:09,600 wiping my brow. It's in the fine print bottom of 100 00:08:09,639 --> 00:08:13,839 the final page, row four, I nodded, having no idea. 101 00:08:14,360 --> 00:08:18,839 He rolled his eyes. Payment is we fuck, he exclaimed. 102 00:08:19,199 --> 00:08:21,720 I get to do everything I want to you, and 103 00:08:21,800 --> 00:08:26,279 you have to say yes to everything. I gasped, bit 104 00:08:26,360 --> 00:08:30,560 my lip. A sudden shock fired through me. I couldn't. 105 00:08:31,439 --> 00:08:35,480 Then I looked at him, the chiseled figure, the good hair, 106 00:08:36,039 --> 00:08:40,120 the smile. I sure as fuck could. This was insane, 107 00:08:40,720 --> 00:08:44,639 completely insane. I should have walked out. I should have 108 00:08:44,799 --> 00:08:48,600 laughed in his face. Instead, I looked at him again. 109 00:08:49,519 --> 00:08:54,120 He took the papers back, quickly perused them, then countersigned 110 00:08:54,159 --> 00:09:00,200 at the bottom. Okay, he said, grinning, let's begin, got 111 00:09:00,279 --> 00:09:03,639 up from his desk and walked towards me, undoing his belt. 112 00:09:04,559 --> 00:09:07,879 Now was all I was able to cry, And just 113 00:09:08,039 --> 00:09:12,000 like that, he'd unzipped his pants and his huge hard 114 00:09:12,120 --> 00:09:17,159 cock was in my face. Holy shit, I exclaimed, and 115 00:09:17,200 --> 00:09:20,840 as I opened my mouth without hesitation, my new lawyer 116 00:09:20,919 --> 00:09:24,679 fed his prick down my throat. I choked and gagged 117 00:09:24,720 --> 00:09:27,679 as it pushed down my tonsils. He held my head 118 00:09:27,720 --> 00:09:30,720 in place so I didn't jerk away, and I took 119 00:09:30,799 --> 00:09:35,840 it all shit. This was going to be rough but fun. 120 00:09:36,480 --> 00:09:39,639 Then he started to face fuck me. I went with it, 121 00:09:40,159 --> 00:09:43,279 sucking and slurping all over his big dick as it 122 00:09:43,360 --> 00:09:46,320 went to town on my throat. I blew it as 123 00:09:46,399 --> 00:09:49,639 fast as I could, trying to keep up with his speed, 124 00:09:50,120 --> 00:09:53,600 tendrils of drool pouring down from the sides of my 125 00:09:53,840 --> 00:09:57,799 mouth as I spluttered and coughed. God, it felt so 126 00:09:58,039 --> 00:10:02,440 good having a mouthful of caw. I pulled it out, 127 00:10:02,720 --> 00:10:06,440 licked the length, and lapped his balls. He looked down 128 00:10:06,480 --> 00:10:10,080 at me as I did. I was so wet. I 129 00:10:10,080 --> 00:10:13,200 couldn't believe I was blowing this hunk whom I'd known 130 00:10:13,320 --> 00:10:17,799 for less than thirty minutes. I loved it. He slapped 131 00:10:17,840 --> 00:10:21,399 his big wet cock all over my face and I 132 00:10:21,440 --> 00:10:24,759 stuck my tongue out to taste it. He smeared my 133 00:10:24,840 --> 00:10:27,679 lipstick as he rubbed it hard all over my lips, 134 00:10:27,919 --> 00:10:31,480 but I didn't care. He wanted payment, and I was 135 00:10:31,519 --> 00:10:36,440 willing to give him anything he wanted. Strip he demanded, 136 00:10:36,919 --> 00:10:40,360 and I did. He did the same, then bent over 137 00:10:40,440 --> 00:10:43,159 in front of me so his asshole was in my face. 138 00:10:43,960 --> 00:10:46,960 I leaned back away from it. What are you doing, 139 00:10:47,679 --> 00:10:52,159 I snorted. Daniel said, eat my ass out and jerk 140 00:10:52,200 --> 00:10:54,879 off my cock. You'll see you signed up to this 141 00:10:55,039 --> 00:10:59,559 in paragraph seven of the fine print. I spat in 142 00:10:59,639 --> 00:11:04,159 my hand, reached underneath, and began jerking his hard cock, 143 00:11:04,480 --> 00:11:07,600 then used my other hand to spread open his ass 144 00:11:07,679 --> 00:11:11,879 cheeks and bury my face inside. I went for it, 145 00:11:12,279 --> 00:11:17,120 lapping and tonguing his asshole like crazy, rubbing my face 146 00:11:17,200 --> 00:11:19,960 in his crack. As I licked at his tight hole, 147 00:11:20,639 --> 00:11:24,519 Daniel moaned and reached around to hold my face in place, 148 00:11:24,960 --> 00:11:28,080 drawing me tighter into him so I could eat deeper. 149 00:11:29,039 --> 00:11:33,000 He groaned and started to ride my face, smothering me 150 00:11:33,240 --> 00:11:37,519 completely with man ass. I felt like nothing but a 151 00:11:37,519 --> 00:11:41,600 filthy fuck toy, and I loved it. Then he stood 152 00:11:41,679 --> 00:11:44,840 up and turned around, picked me up out of my seat, 153 00:11:45,039 --> 00:11:48,080 and threw me over his shoulder. I let out a 154 00:11:48,159 --> 00:11:52,240 playful yelp, and Daniel wiped his desk clean and laid 155 00:11:52,279 --> 00:11:56,240 me on it. Then he was between my legs, repaying 156 00:11:56,320 --> 00:12:00,279 the favor. He ate all of me, licking and tongueing 157 00:12:00,360 --> 00:12:04,799 all of my holes, going from one to another. He 158 00:12:04,840 --> 00:12:07,720 reached up as he licked me and started to squeeze 159 00:12:07,759 --> 00:12:11,279 and tweak both of my nipples. Fuck he was good 160 00:12:11,279 --> 00:12:15,240 at this. I writhed from side to side as waves 161 00:12:15,279 --> 00:12:19,279 of pleasure pulsed through me. He licked my clip fast 162 00:12:19,360 --> 00:12:24,559 and hard. I started to yell. This was amazing, everything 163 00:12:24,559 --> 00:12:27,720 I wanted, being taken this way by a man I 164 00:12:27,799 --> 00:12:33,440 barely knew, being treated so dominantly heaven. Then he stood 165 00:12:33,559 --> 00:12:36,720 up and easily slid his big cock into my well 166 00:12:36,799 --> 00:12:41,159 eaten hole. I whimpered loudly. It had been so long, 167 00:12:41,679 --> 00:12:45,000 but fuck, was it worth it. He drilled me good, 168 00:12:45,360 --> 00:12:49,120 opening up my tight cunt with his huge prick, pumping 169 00:12:49,159 --> 00:12:53,639 me hard and fast. My pussy made wet, squelching sounds, 170 00:12:54,080 --> 00:12:57,799 and he delved deep within me. He leaned over and 171 00:12:57,960 --> 00:13:02,080 kissed me hard and passionately, and kissed him back the same, 172 00:13:02,519 --> 00:13:06,519 all while he fucked me full force, his balls slapping 173 00:13:06,600 --> 00:13:10,519 my asshole. Then he pulled out, made me taste myself 174 00:13:10,559 --> 00:13:13,440 on his cock, and then pulled me off his desk 175 00:13:13,600 --> 00:13:16,840 and lay on it himself, and I climbed on top. 176 00:13:17,279 --> 00:13:21,080 It felt so fucking good feeling him go balls deep 177 00:13:21,159 --> 00:13:25,519 in this position. Shit, I squealed as it went right 178 00:13:25,639 --> 00:13:29,399 up me. He fucked me good, my cunt slapping up 179 00:13:29,440 --> 00:13:31,759 and down on his dick as he reached up and 180 00:13:31,879 --> 00:13:36,679 sucked my nipples. What a fucking feeling. He went hard 181 00:13:36,759 --> 00:13:40,200 and fast, then reached down and rubbed my clit hard. 182 00:13:41,159 --> 00:13:45,960 That did it. I started to orgasm instantly. I cried out, 183 00:13:46,279 --> 00:13:49,480 grinding into him hard. And then the next thing I knew, 184 00:13:49,759 --> 00:13:53,960 Daniel was shooting his hot load deep inside me. Fuck. 185 00:13:54,039 --> 00:13:58,840 I needed this. I lay on him, hot, sweaty, and 186 00:13:58,960 --> 00:14:02,200 fucked good. As I got off, he spun me around 187 00:14:02,240 --> 00:14:05,360 back on the desk, got between my legs and ate 188 00:14:05,399 --> 00:14:10,799 his load out of me. Jesus Christ, what a fucking service. 189 00:14:11,679 --> 00:14:15,039 I was hot, sweaty, and dripping when I realized he 190 00:14:15,200 --> 00:14:18,240 was turning off a hidden camera on the bookcase in 191 00:14:18,279 --> 00:14:22,720 the corner of the room. Hey, I cried, I noticed 192 00:14:22,720 --> 00:14:26,679 it too late. He glanced at it, walked over and 193 00:14:26,799 --> 00:14:31,360 switched it off like it was nothing. Relax, he said, 194 00:14:31,679 --> 00:14:35,559 don't worry, it's not for me. Your husband gets a copy. 195 00:14:36,080 --> 00:14:39,600 I do it for all my clients so their husbands 196 00:14:39,639 --> 00:14:42,840 can realize what they're missing out on, and when I 197 00:14:42,919 --> 00:14:46,000 take them to the cleaners in court, it makes the 198 00:14:46,120 --> 00:14:51,200 victory oh so sweeter. I laughed. I think this is 199 00:14:51,279 --> 00:14:57,320 going to be a beautiful working relationship. If you enjoyed this, 200 00:14:57,639 --> 00:15:00,639 there's a whole lot more waiting for you. Tap the 201 00:15:00,679 --> 00:15:04,440 link in the episode description. If you love this podcast, 202 00:15:04,679 --> 00:15:08,039 leave an Apple review. Share what sexy fantasies you want 203 00:15:08,039 --> 00:15:12,039 to hear. 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