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<v Speaker 1>Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house

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<v Speaker 1>not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. The

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<v Speaker 1>stockings were hung by the chimney with care, in hopes

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<v Speaker 1>that Saint Nicholas soon would be there. The children were nestled,

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<v Speaker 1>all snug in their beds, while the visions of sugar

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<v Speaker 1>plums danced in their heads. And Mamma and her kerchief,

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<v Speaker 1>and I in my cap, had just settled our brains

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<v Speaker 1>for a long winter's nap, when out on the lawn

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<v Speaker 1>there arose such a clatter. I sprang from my bed

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<v Speaker 1>to see what was the matter. Away to the window,

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<v Speaker 1>I flew like a flash, tore open the shutters, and

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<v Speaker 1>threw up the sash. The moon on the breast of

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<v Speaker 1>the new fallen snow gave the luster of midday. Two

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<v Speaker 1>objects below. When what to my wondering eyes should appear

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<v Speaker 1>but a miniature sleigh, an eight tiny reindeer with a

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<v Speaker 1>little old driver. So lively and quick I knew in

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<v Speaker 1>a moment it must be Saint Nick more rapid than eagles.

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<v Speaker 1>His coursers. They came, and he whistled and shouted and

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<v Speaker 1>called them by name, Now dasher, now dancer, now prancer

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<v Speaker 1>and Vixen on Comet, on Cupid on Donner, and Blitzen

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<v Speaker 1>to the top of the porch, to the top of

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<v Speaker 1>a wall. Now dash away, dash away, dash away, all

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<v Speaker 1>as dry leaves that before the wind hurricane fly. When

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<v Speaker 1>they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky. So

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<v Speaker 1>up to the housetop the coursers they flew with a

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<v Speaker 1>sleigh full of toys, and Saint Nicholas too. And then

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<v Speaker 1>in a twinkling I heard on the roof the prancing

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<v Speaker 1>and pawing of each little hoof. As I drew in

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<v Speaker 1>my head and was turning around down the chimney, Saint

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<v Speaker 1>Nicholas came with a bound. He was dressed all in

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<v Speaker 1>furs from his head to his foot, and his clothes

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<v Speaker 1>were all tarnished with ashes and soot. A bundle of

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<v Speaker 1>toys he had flung on his back, and he looked

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<v Speaker 1>like a peddler just opening his pack. His eyes, how

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<v Speaker 1>they twinkled, His dimples, how merry, his cheeks were like roses,

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<v Speaker 1>his nose like a cherry. His droll little mouth was

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<v Speaker 1>drawn up like a bow, and the beard on his

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<v Speaker 1>chin was as white as the snow. The stump of

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<v Speaker 1>a pipe he held tight in his teeth, and a

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<v Speaker 1>smoke it encircled his head like a wreath. He had

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<v Speaker 1>a broad face and a little round belly that shook

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<v Speaker 1>when he laughed, like a bowl full of jelly. He

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<v Speaker 1>was chubby and plump and a right jolly old elf.

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<v Speaker 1>And I laughed when I saw him in spite of myself.

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<v Speaker 1>A wink of his eye and a twist of his

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<v Speaker 1>head soon gave need to know I had nothing to tread.

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<v Speaker 1>He spoke not a word, but went straight to his

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<v Speaker 1>work and filled all the stockings. Then turned with a

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<v Speaker 1>jerk and laying a finger aside of his nose and

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<v Speaker 1>giving a nod up the chimney. He rose. He sprang

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<v Speaker 1>to his sleigh, to his team, gave a whistle, and

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<v Speaker 1>away they all flew like the down of a thistle.

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<v Speaker 1>But I heard him exclaim as he drove out of sight,

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<v Speaker 1>Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good night

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<v Speaker 1>either kids.

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<v Speaker 2>It's me mister creepy Pasta, and we're currently entering fall,

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<v Speaker 2>which means Halloween is right around the corner. I just

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<v Speaker 2>want to say thank you, guys for watching tonight's video.

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<v Speaker 2>Listening to tonight's episode of the podcast and to start

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<v Speaker 2>expecting more audios as we go closer and closer to

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<v Speaker 2>the spookiest day of the year. Once October starts. You

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<v Speaker 2>know what that means. I'll be having out a video

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<v Speaker 2>every single day until Halloween itself, and I expect to

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<v Speaker 2>see you there. I mean it. I expect to see

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<v Speaker 2>you there for every video, for every podcast episode, and

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that for the month of October and especially so

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<v Speaker 2>as always, folks, Sweet dreams,