Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, we're back.
Speaker 2: It's Cecily Nobler and Stephanie Wilder Taylor. You know our names,
Speaker 2: and we are here for part two of In just
Speaker 2: like that, season three, episode seven. If you're following along,
Speaker 2: and of course you are, because we're pissed off today.
Speaker 2: We're getting more and more pissed by the episode.
Speaker 1: I ask you a question. Sure, now, you're being super
Speaker 1: super funny and you know, giving it a little Nick
Speaker 1: and Nora and I am just being Is it too much?
Speaker 1: Am I just being too mad? Is it annoying?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: I'm mad.
Speaker 1: I'm mad.
Speaker 2: I'm already mad. Just so you guys know, I'm in
Speaker 2: a bad like I came into this hot, not even
Speaker 2: totally because of the I'm just in a bad mood.
Speaker 1: So some of this is just like I don't give
Speaker 1: a fuck. I feel like I'm just coming off as
Speaker 1: tea too negative. Like I feel like people are going
Speaker 1: to listen to this and go, what do yourself a favorite?
Speaker 1: Stop watching it? Then? But I'm enjoying. I'm enjoying being
Speaker 1: mad because it's there's there's I just can't believe it
Speaker 1: when I watch it, I go what what? And then
Speaker 1: but I do I do take solace in the fact
Speaker 1: that like, well, I'm going to get to record an
Speaker 1: episode about this.
Speaker 2: And yes and have it's like a therapy session. And
Speaker 2: I do have to say, and I know you disagree,
Speaker 2: I still think it's slightly better than last season. I
Speaker 2: mean there's no chaye, there's none of that. I mean,
Speaker 2: it got it was a lot worse. They did go
Speaker 2: slightly in the right direction. I agree, Duncan Duncan is
Speaker 2: like the best thing they've ever done in a lot
Speaker 2: since Burger.
Speaker 1: I agree with you give him a pipe. They didn't
Speaker 1: need to do that, and he's always smoking it. I know,
Speaker 1: like who who's always smoking a pipe?
Speaker 2: My dad used to do that, but it was a
Speaker 2: very long time ago, right, I mean, that's not like
Speaker 2: a British thing. He's supposed to be our age, right,
Speaker 2: he's like fifty, yes' not eighty years old? Right, it
Speaker 2: makes no sense. It's not like I know a lot
Speaker 2: of Brits and they're not doing that, right. It's ridiculous. Okay,
Speaker 2: so now it's party time.
Speaker 1: Which won the Brits.
Speaker 2: I am such an anglophile, as you know it happened.
Speaker 1: Why are you not married to somebody British right now.
Speaker 2: I tried. I tried, I tried. I've been there like
Speaker 2: six times. I've had British lovers, I've had people I've seen.
Speaker 1: I like that the first.
Speaker 2: Time I fell in love, or didn't fall in love,
Speaker 2: but like was hooking up with a guy in England.
Speaker 2: But the first time I started going back in like
Speaker 2: two thousand and four, I used to go like every
Speaker 2: year and I had this little fling and I would
Speaker 2: see him like every year. Now he's you know, he's
Speaker 2: moved on and got married and everything. But I've thought
Speaker 2: for sure, like I was gonna marry that guy. I
Speaker 2: really did, I really. It was just wonderful and we'd
Speaker 2: have so much fun. And he lived on the heath
Speaker 2: and stead Heath and it was just like but he
Speaker 2: wasn't you know, he wasn't taking me that seriously. I
Speaker 2: didn't live there. He just was like, oh fun, the
Speaker 2: American's coming. And I do remember getting into a little
Speaker 2: thing with him because uh, I was like in my
Speaker 2: late twenty you know, I was pretty young and for
Speaker 2: in your for la, you're like eighteen at that time,
Speaker 2: you know, And so I remember it was my birthday.
Speaker 2: I'd gone there to sell it by myself celebrate my
Speaker 2: birthday at him, like you No, I hadn't met him yet.
Speaker 2: I met him on that trip, so I went totally
Speaker 2: sillow met him and then he's like, let me take
Speaker 2: you out for your birthday, American girl, certainly you shouldn't
Speaker 2: spend the day aloud. I mean it was the most
Speaker 2: romantic thing in the where you meet him. I at
Speaker 2: a pub. We met like walking around, I think, and
Speaker 2: then I don't remember exactly, but then he took me
Speaker 2: to dinner and then spent the whole weekend with me.
Speaker 2: We went to like the Tate Museum, like it was
Speaker 2: the most roman He was such a good kiss, not
Speaker 2: to be gross, but like it was amazing. And then
Speaker 2: we went to it was my birthday and be that
Speaker 2: night and we went out and I was like my
Speaker 2: birthday and I pulled out my license, went up, went
Speaker 2: to the front. I was like birthday tequila and he's like,
Speaker 2: wed you not do this?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: And he was really like offended and really embarrassed because
Speaker 2: they don't. They don't get free drinks on them, they
Speaker 2: don't get shot kila shots. Oh you know, I mean
Speaker 2: I get it. I was it was a cultural mistake.
Speaker 1: Is my cultural mistake is that a thing that they
Speaker 1: don't do free shots on your birthday. It was a
Speaker 1: very drink a lot.
Speaker 2: You drink a lot, but you don't go up to
Speaker 2: the bartender and demand a drink with your weird license.
Speaker 2: He's like, we don't do that. Oh, I still have
Speaker 2: fun making it out with him. Yeah, for a couple
Speaker 2: of years I liked him so much. It was so
Speaker 2: much fun. And yes, to your point, I've been trying.
Speaker 2: I really have. But just you know, my goal is
Speaker 2: to someday live there, and that's not a joke. I'm
Speaker 2: working on it. More serious between you two. No, no,
Speaker 2: I only saw him like once a year, and he
Speaker 2: came here once for work and he hung out. But
Speaker 2: it wasn't never. It's hard to get serious with a
Speaker 2: brit He was very he was pretty withholding. I'll have
Speaker 2: to say, oh, I love it, of course I loved it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: just a charming just to just a delight if he's
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Speaker 2: is not one. No, just a delightful man. And I
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Speaker 1: Maria comes over to Carrie's house and she's got this
Speaker 1: huge amount.
Speaker 2: Of balloons in God. Yeah, that was really upsetting to me.
Speaker 2: The balloons.
Speaker 1: Wow, because Marianna is out of control.
Speaker 2: You don't need you didn't need to go out and
Speaker 2: buy a karaoke machine and a bunch of balloons. It
Speaker 2: was like tay and stupid. Miranda's like off her rocker.
Speaker 2: I think, see.
Speaker 1: That's so interesting because I was like Carrie was so
Speaker 1: annoyed about the balloons, and I was like, okay, but
Speaker 1: it is like a big party for her. And Miranda
Speaker 1: even says because Carrie's like ugh, She's like okay, but
Speaker 1: like she does love pink. Like I was like, it's
Speaker 1: a party, why can't she bring some coction?
Speaker 2: She's not five. I didn't love it that didn't have
Speaker 2: like balloons pop I just didn't. I did not love that.
Speaker 2: And then that's the moment where the balloon's something. Oh
Speaker 2: she hasn't told Duncan yet that she's having a party.
Speaker 1: Uh oh right, but Duncan's whole character has changed now,
Speaker 1: so duncans Duncan's not gonna care. Duncan's is the big moment.
Speaker 2: This is the big moment that I talked about in
Speaker 2: the Macrones on episode one.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, this is gonna be absolutely like horrendous. This
Speaker 1: is terrible.
Speaker 2: He plumps downstairs to just be like hi back door,
Speaker 2: like hey, oh sorry, I just yeah, I should probably
Speaker 2: tell you instead of just telling him having a party,
Speaker 2: I should just invite you should come to the party.
Speaker 2: And then this is when he says, he like that
Speaker 2: tell me exactly what he said. Okay, So he's like, listen.
Speaker 1: I've read your book, and she's like, oh, it's brilliant.
Speaker 2: He's being sarcastic. Didn't you think he was joking? Like
Speaker 2: he's like, I'm I'm kidding. I'm sorry, I didn't know it.
Speaker 1: This is the most insane scene. He goes like this,
Speaker 1: He goes, I can't believe how amazing, how amazing it is. Okay,
Speaker 1: let me tell you. The woman wondered what she's gotten
Speaker 1: herself into, Carrie. It's brilliant. I've never heard writing like
Speaker 1: this before. He literally fucking with us.
Speaker 2: There's no way that anybody like The woman stared at
Speaker 2: the window and didn't and thought, I don't know what
Speaker 2: I've gotten myself into, Carrie. This is Nobel Prize territory.
Speaker 2: This maya angelou Carrie.
Speaker 1: You Cherry, I stopped dead in my tracks. What in
Speaker 1: God's greep? Did you english that one?
Speaker 2: You always go slightly Scottish? Yes, like yeah, I mean
Speaker 2: either way it works better the way you're doing it. Actually,
Speaker 2: I think that makes it funnier, because like.
Speaker 1: What the hell?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 2: Even having him read back the sentence, that's the worst
Speaker 2: sentence we've ever heard. It's like it's it was a
Speaker 2: dark and stormy night, Carrie, it was what again? Read
Speaker 2: it back to me one more time, it was a
Speaker 2: dark and stormy night.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I never I've never never heard something
Speaker 1: so brilliant. I can't believe it. I can't believe my
Speaker 1: ears are my ears deceiving me?
Speaker 2: Carr? Could you could you such it for one moment?
Speaker 2: I have a doctor friend, now, would you mind sitting here.
Speaker 2: I'd like to study you. Are you some kind of
Speaker 2: wordsmith but also some of genius? Hold hold tight, let
Speaker 2: me see if I could get my dog chat to
Speaker 2: see if we could examine your head. Because I've never
Speaker 2: heard writing like this, I've never had no Okay, then
Speaker 2: this is gonna happen. This is so crazy.
Speaker 1: Okay. So basically she's like yeah, Also there's a karaoke
Speaker 1: machine and he's like, well, I love karaoke. He's complicated,
Speaker 1: but she goes like this. She goes like this, Well,
Speaker 1: as they say in the BIZ, that's a plot twist. Okay.
Speaker 1: And do not forget Cecily that when Zoe came onto
Speaker 1: the island in Bachelor in Paradise and went alt twist, we.
Speaker 2: Were like chat GPT, Yes, chat all the time.
Speaker 1: Chat GPT loves to say plot twist. So guess what
Speaker 1: this episode was. This was my proof. I was said,
Speaker 1: I have some proof and it's going to come up
Speaker 1: later in the episode. Nope talks like that, as they
Speaker 1: say in the BIZ, a lot twist. No chatchpt says
Speaker 1: that that's what chat chept says.
Speaker 2: I can't believe it. I was like busted, and she
Speaker 2: has no feelings about anything. She's not like she's just
Speaker 2: doing stuff, like she's just like, Okay, cool, we're having
Speaker 2: this party for my friend, for this fake thing. She
Speaker 2: doesn't care about Harry. No, she never seems upset about that.
Speaker 2: She's never genuinely it doesn't bug her that her best friends,
Speaker 2: you know, like none of it. She's no mention of
Speaker 2: aid and she never misses Big. They're all coming over
Speaker 2: to Bigg's house, right, what was BIG's money was in
Speaker 2: his house? But like, what the fuck is She's just
Speaker 2: just nothing. The character is nothing.
Speaker 1: It's like soulless, Yes, soulless. Soulless. That's so perfect. Okay,
Speaker 1: So speaking of soulless, Lily's in her room still, Rock
Speaker 1: and Charlotte are in there, and Charlotte's like, Lily, can
Speaker 1: you come to the party, Like, okay, it's your mom's
Speaker 1: fucking birthday party? Yeah, your mom is having a birthday
Speaker 1: party and she wants her goddamn fucking kids there. And
Speaker 1: Lily's like, man, wanna and Charlotte yells him, well first,
Speaker 1: Charlotte's just like okay, but I but why, Like I
Speaker 1: want you to come? And she's like I'm not gonna come.
Speaker 1: So Charlotte leaves. Okay, Rock, We're leaving in twenty minutes,
Speaker 1: because guess what, that's your fucking easier kid. That is
Speaker 1: your easier kid, Rock, who cares about you? Who's like,
Speaker 1: Mom's having a birthday party. We're gonna go to Mom's
Speaker 1: birthday party. And Lily is the most over the top,
Speaker 1: crazily written brat that I'm telling you, this is just
Speaker 1: not how actual kids are. She's like, I don't want
Speaker 1: to I'm not going. I don't care. Mom doesn't even
Speaker 1: want me there, like feeling like this anyway. And then
Speaker 1: finally Rock goes, get out of bed, we're going. Oh. First,
Speaker 1: Rock tells her this whole thing about you know, mom's
Speaker 1: always made a big deal about all of your birthdays,
Speaker 1: like you want it to have like an aerial party
Speaker 1: when you were you know, seventeen, ironically, I guess, so,
Speaker 1: then a little mermaid party. And then she's like recounting
Speaker 1: all of the stuff that Charlotte does for her, and
Speaker 1: she's like said, Okay, I don't want to go. Nobody
Speaker 1: does that. It's so awful. Then when they go, so
Speaker 1: they go to the party, and Lily is immediately like
Speaker 1: laying on the couch. Right, this girl is so terrible,
Speaker 1: and don't forget right before this happened really quick, there's
Speaker 1: just one tiny little sentence when random minds Duncan's pages.
Speaker 2: So Miranda sees that Duncan has his book there, and
Speaker 2: she like looks through the first part of it. So
Speaker 2: don't forget that.
Speaker 1: Which is not the crime of the fucking century that
Speaker 1: they're gonna that Carrie's gonna make it out to be.
Speaker 1: If you're if you wrote a book and it was
Speaker 1: just like sitting on the table, I would pick it up. Wow,
Speaker 1: of course it was a secret you wrote it. It's
Speaker 1: sitting there, it's all bound carry is a cunt, And
Speaker 1: I said it.
Speaker 2: I said what I said. They all kind of are, yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't know. They're all jocking the lily who's the worst.
Speaker 2: So they're okay. So she's laying down at the party
Speaker 2: and this is when Joy comes in. I can't read
Speaker 2: my hand ritting there. It's something I just wrote. Miranda's gay.
Speaker 2: I'm not sure why I said that.
Speaker 1: So because Joy comes in and then she walks in
Speaker 1: and they make a big deal that she's meeting Carrie,
Speaker 1: and this is I thought so stupid as well. She's like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is my friend Joy. Oh no, Joy says, I'm
Speaker 1: a friend. I'm a friend of Miranda's. And then Miranda
Speaker 1: comes running over and she's like Joy, and they like
Speaker 1: make out for a second, and then Joy goes, oh,
Speaker 1: I guess I guess cats out of the bag. We're
Speaker 1: more than friends. Yeah, no, fucking duh. Re NAT's point
Speaker 1: that Miranda's like lying to her friend Carrie and being like,
Speaker 1: we're just friends.
Speaker 2: I mean this, Yeah, Joy probably thinks that because she
Speaker 2: knows the writers. She's like, I don't know what the
Speaker 2: writers are going to do with this one, so I'll
Speaker 2: just pretend like it's a it's a misunderstanding.
Speaker 1: Understdentist.
Speaker 2: Oh Carrie, you saw is not what you saw. I'm
Speaker 2: a dentist and I was just looking in a mouth
Speaker 2: just to check my work.
Speaker 1: Then Lisa comes.
Speaker 2: Storming in with Herbert and Henry, and this is going
Speaker 2: to be another plot point that is just it's so
Speaker 2: outrageous it is, and it may I just don't even
Speaker 2: understand why they're doing that to.
Speaker 1: This poor child. This work, because it's just pure camp.
Speaker 1: You know what. It reminded me of? Okay, in An,
Speaker 1: and I like this movie so much better. It's a
Speaker 1: movie that we both saw that you didn't like as
Speaker 1: much as I did. But this, to me is the tone.
Speaker 1: Remember that movie Theater Camp.
Speaker 2: I didn't love The Leader Camp, and I wanted to.
Speaker 2: It was Ben Platt. I really wanted to like it.
Speaker 1: I like it, yes, But and I really liked it
Speaker 1: and thought it was really funny because it was very
Speaker 1: over the top all the performances, like they were just
Speaker 1: doing too much all the time. And I thought it
Speaker 1: was funny because that was the tone.
Speaker 2: I probably didn't like it because I lived it, honestly,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean? Yeah, maybe just because I
Speaker 2: lived it.
Speaker 1: It was like, yeah, but suddenly this show is like
Speaker 1: that tone, right, It's this really silly, kind of campy,
Speaker 1: like nobody's real. There's not real situations at a real party.
Speaker 1: Somebody's kid is not going to just start singing show tunes,
Speaker 1: so it's just.
Speaker 2: Not He gets so many sings from Lamea's rob which
Speaker 2: is funny because we were just talking about that, and
Speaker 2: I'm just like Ben, he's not very good, and everybody's
Speaker 2: sort of like kind of making fun of this child,
Speaker 2: which I don't think is that funny like he thought
Speaker 2: he could sing. He's like a theater kid and wanted
Speaker 2: to sing, right. But instead of like a real thing,
Speaker 2: if you were watching a movie that was written by
Speaker 2: someone that was like a good writer, it would just
Speaker 2: be kind of a cute, little fun thing that's in
Speaker 2: the background and it's kind of heartwarming, like this kid
Speaker 2: he loves yeah, you know, and maybe you know, like
Speaker 2: a Nicole Hofstetter movie or something. Yeah, yeah, But no,
Speaker 2: instead it's just like, yeah, it's this kid. Yeah, they'lm
Speaker 2: the fuck out of here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And nobody would be that mean, by the way,
Speaker 1: Like Miranda wouldn't be like, Okay, it's not the Herbert
Speaker 1: June your show. It's like, yes, I know, get the fuck.
Speaker 2: Out, Henry, I wrote, Henry, Oh, I thought, I.
Speaker 1: Thought, well, there's is the older Do they have an
Speaker 1: older son? Is that Herbert Junior, the one that was
Speaker 1: taking out with a girl in Lisa's coat closet or
Speaker 1: her first closet.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think they have two kids, Okay, two boys. Okay,
Speaker 2: So then I just said the worst editing ever because
Speaker 2: that all happens, and then it goes over to Miranda.
Speaker 1: Oh, and there's this really weird little quick thing where
Speaker 1: Joy sort of like skulks out of the room and
Speaker 1: I was like, okay, because she hates kids that much.
Speaker 2: I don't know, or the singing was really bad, but
Speaker 2: then she wants everybody to sing Greece. She's like, that's
Speaker 2: when Miranda's like she they want to sing Greece or something.
Speaker 1: I couldn't keep up at this point, I just wrote, well,
Speaker 1: I just have a few more. Well that's gonna have yeah,
Speaker 1: hopelessly devoted. They're ruining all the good songs. Oh anyway,
Speaker 1: So then Anthony shows up with his mom and Giuseppe's mom, right.
Speaker 2: With Giuseppe's mom, because let's break this down now, Anthony
Speaker 2: would be at this party because he is friends with Charlotte.
Speaker 2: Don't forget that he came into the group via Charlotte, right,
Speaker 2: that is that is actually his friend. Okay, so it
Speaker 2: makes sense. I don't know that Giuseppe's mom needs to
Speaker 2: come to the party after she's already been so rude.
Speaker 1: She's been so rude and she doesn't even like Anthony,
Speaker 1: so why like, uh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: So they make a thing of like never don't please
Speaker 2: never mention my age or std I've ever been married, Like, Okay,
Speaker 2: don't mention Stanford, the guy your friend, the actor who
Speaker 2: died that you just instead of like having any peace
Speaker 2: with any closure with that character. He just moved to Japan.
Speaker 2: He's never called. They make Samantha text Carrie all the
Speaker 2: time for no reason. Why can't Stanford text? Sometimes?
Speaker 1: They didn't kill him, right, Like are they punishing? Are
Speaker 1: they punishing?
Speaker 2: Yeah, they couldn't kill him because he died, and they
Speaker 2: couldn't come because they'd already killed big right, But they've
Speaker 2: no mention to Stanford. Nope. Like maybe in a hard time,
Speaker 2: Harry could sit down and be like, I'm really confused
Speaker 2: right now about my life. I miss Stanford, and then
Speaker 2: maybe they could do a thing where she goes to
Speaker 2: try to call him and he hasn't been calling me back.
Speaker 2: He's been in Japan. I know he's busy. And then
Speaker 2: then they find out he passed do something, yes, like what.
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 2: So then so the mom comes in, Yeah, they're not
Speaker 2: supposed to mention all of this, and that's so stupid.
Speaker 2: So yeah, so the kids are out of control. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so this is when Miranda is like, come on, you.
Speaker 1: Guys, let's just say girls just want.
Speaker 2: To have fun, right, Girls just want to have fun.
Speaker 1: So she tries to make Lily come sing, and she's like, Lily,
Speaker 1: come on, come sing, and Lily.
Speaker 2: Is just like, yeah, no, girls just want to be
Speaker 2: left the loone. And she storms out because yeah, that's
Speaker 2: how like seventeen year old girls behave the story, not seventeen.
Speaker 1: Maybe eleven. And if there's some like undiagnosed thing going
Speaker 1: on with you, that is just not how normal people
Speaker 1: behave normal yet almost adult women who are talking about college.
Speaker 1: This is not This girl is not fourteen, she's not thirteen.
Speaker 1: She's go I think she's like a senior in high school.
Speaker 1: They were talking, remember they have the whole thing about
Speaker 1: the college.
Speaker 2: Counselor Oh god, I blocked that out because it was
Speaker 2: with Kristin Shaw.
Speaker 4: Yes, show the should not have done the Flight of
Speaker 4: the Concords. I love you Germaine, I love you Brett Listen.
Speaker 4: I want to say I loved that show.
Speaker 2: I love Not only did I love Flight of the Concords,
Speaker 2: but I rewatched it recently because I needed some soothing
Speaker 2: and I laugh out loud every time. And I even
Speaker 2: liked her character just meeting her. If you've never heard
Speaker 2: that story. I met her in real life. I was
Speaker 2: with a guy that I was dating. We were whole
Speaker 2: hands broad daylight, and she never acknowledged me. In the
Speaker 2: five minutes that she talked to my boyfriend, she never
Speaker 2: said anything to me. I mean to be fair, he
Speaker 2: did not introduce me. Yeah either, they were both long
Speaker 2: but yeah, so every time she just but and so
Speaker 2: she was the one who played them.
Speaker 1: And I had that happened, remember with David Cross and
Speaker 1: Marylyn Rice Cup many many years ago, type.
Speaker 2: Of same type of thing, same same groove.
Speaker 1: Ran into him in the aisle of the ELFs or
Speaker 1: Gelson's or whatever that was right near Luna Park, and
Speaker 1: uh he was.
Speaker 2: It was Pavilions because I got towed from there. Yeah,
Speaker 2: remember Pavilions. And he said hello to me, and she
Speaker 2: just stared and they weren't even dating. I don't think,
Speaker 2: I don't I don't know.
Speaker 4: I was just like, I'm running a new show of
Speaker 4: Vermont of Vermana, Hollywood, are you still doing stand up?
Speaker 2: Stop talking like that. Use your real voice, use your
Speaker 2: grown up voice. It is not how you sound.
Speaker 1: So little storms out of the room because girls just
Speaker 1: want to be left.
Speaker 2: Yon Sema comes in with an iPad.
Speaker 1: Well so, and so Miranda starts yelling, Okay, I don't
Speaker 1: know why I'm acting like this, but it's time to
Speaker 1: do gifts.
Speaker 2: Come on, everybody, let's do gifts.
Speaker 1: But nobody does that. Nobody opens gifts at a birthday party.
Speaker 1: That is not a thing. It hasn't ever been a
Speaker 1: thing since people were ten years old. That is the
Speaker 1: last time anybody opened gifts in front of each other.
Speaker 2: And they're doing the gifts where it's like a gift bot,
Speaker 2: you know, like you open the it's wrapped, but it's
Speaker 2: really just a box that you take off the box.
Speaker 2: They're not really unwrapping paper. You know they do that
Speaker 2: in movies where you're like, who has the box like that?
Speaker 2: Why are you wrapping the bottom part and the top
Speaker 2: part right? But they're separate. I don't like that, No
Speaker 2: like any of it. So she yeah, that's all happening,
Speaker 2: And then in the meantime, Seema comes in. Donnie an eepatch.
Speaker 1: Yes, she's like Carrie, I got an eye infection from
Speaker 1: the eyebrow place. But then she blames it on Adam.
Speaker 1: That's what I wrote, Yeah right, she milads it on
Speaker 1: the help. Then Hattie, all this is happening so fast.
Speaker 1: Duncan shows up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I remember. He just comes right there and he's like,
Speaker 2: please join me.
Speaker 1: On the terrace.
Speaker 2: Yeah smoke, Yeah, he wants he has to talk to her.
Speaker 1: I just fee. They're bouncing around. There's a bunch of
Speaker 1: things people not having fun at this party. Charlotte starts
Speaker 1: opening the gifts. It does look like a baby shower.
Speaker 1: Then of course she opens this big purse. Oh they
Speaker 1: also have this little little side thing where all the
Speaker 1: girls from the art gallery are like, I didn't get
Speaker 1: her anything.
Speaker 2: Well, I got her name on the candle. Yeah, I'll
Speaker 2: put my name on the candle too. You're so funny,
Speaker 2: you guys. You really have your finger on the pulls
Speaker 2: of the difference between twenty somethings and fifty somethings. You
Speaker 2: really got it. Yep, you really did it, you guys. Congrats.
Speaker 2: Emmy's all around. In fact, we don't even need to
Speaker 2: wait for the Emmys. Everyone gets all of you get
Speaker 2: an Emmy.
Speaker 1: The funniest part is that like, that's me now, I'm
Speaker 1: that like, so shit, did you like a candle? A candle?
Speaker 1: Put my name on it?
Speaker 2: I love a fucking candle, by the way, and you
Speaker 2: can always give me a candle. And I know they
Speaker 2: did an SNL which I loved that SNL song they
Speaker 2: did about the peach. Remember, like the same peach candle
Speaker 2: because people keep you gifting the same peach candle. I
Speaker 2: love a candle too, I love I like this. But Mike,
Speaker 2: if you give me a candle, just so you know,
Speaker 2: it has to have a smell to it. I don't
Speaker 2: want just a random, non smelling candrase. Some people do.
Speaker 1: That kind of a monster would give you a plain candle.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and there's no smell, and you're like, I don't
Speaker 2: I'm not like, I don't light it for the fire
Speaker 2: part of it. I'm not like, I'm not like doing
Speaker 2: a weird scene in my page tub, right, No, I
Speaker 2: like the smells. I like lavender. Anyone wants to.
Speaker 1: So then so Bitsy is there, don't forget, Yeah, of
Speaker 1: course she would be. And Bitsy gives her a Fendy
Speaker 1: purse mm hmm. So everybody's like, oh, like, and she's like,
Speaker 1: oh I love my Fendy purse. No what what? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, So that that all happens.
Speaker 1: Okay, So then Anthony's in the kitchen and uh Gelatto
Speaker 1: Gelatto von Chianti comes in there and she's being kind
Speaker 1: of a bitch, but she's like, yeah, so I want
Speaker 1: to talk to you about your business. Yes, yes, I
Speaker 1: want to talk to you about your business. None of
Speaker 1: this is sensical. We don't know why she hates him.
Speaker 1: I guess we're going to find out in a future episode.
Speaker 1: But who would act like that?
Speaker 2: So she doesn't know anything about him, like, he's actually
Speaker 2: pretty good to him. He gave him a job there
Speaker 2: to get like they're together.
Speaker 1: Right, She's like, yeah, so your business, I guess it's
Speaker 1: all about sex, right, You're like a sex worker.
Speaker 2: And he's like, no, like I have a brit I
Speaker 2: have dicto. It's yeah, Dick is in the vision. He
Speaker 2: was never like a baker or anything. He never had
Speaker 2: anything to do with like food. Remember, he was like
Speaker 2: a stylist, Like what why are you doing a stylist?
Speaker 1: It's pretty funny.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. And then my next part is can
Speaker 2: I can I take the duncan part here? Uh?
Speaker 1: Yeah? But basically though, she's she's like, so it's all
Speaker 1: about sex. You're just selling sex like bulges, and then
Speaker 1: she goes and then He's like, I mean, no, not
Speaker 1: not really, like I'm really trying to have a business,
Speaker 1: and she goes, you seem nervous, and he goes, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm nervous of course, like I want you to like me.
Speaker 1: And then instead of just that being like a kind
Speaker 1: of a nice moment, she goes interesting, like, why does
Speaker 1: every character have to be so extreme?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Okay, go ahead and take the dunkey, take the dunky Duncan.
Speaker 2: Duncan has taken her outside. Anybody's like, I really said
Speaker 2: a smoke, but I want to talk to you about
Speaker 2: the book, Carrie. It transported me. The woman wait, wait,
Speaker 2: let me go back, hold on, let me. I don't
Speaker 2: I don't want to mess it. I don't want to
Speaker 2: muck it up. The woman looked out the window.
Speaker 1: I was transported.
Speaker 2: I've never in my life I was transported to the
Speaker 2: eighteen hundreds with lanterns? What in what way was the
Speaker 2: woman looked out the window. Did that transport? You don't
Speaker 2: think he was kidding. You don't think that it's gonna
Speaker 2: come back? And he was just fucking with her. Oh God,
Speaker 2: I had so please, Like are they still writing this?
Speaker 1: Have this all? Has it?
Speaker 2: All been filmed already, like, can we get in their heads?
Speaker 1: Can we get in their ears?
Speaker 2: Wouldn't it be amazing if like he's so awful that
Speaker 2: later he's just like, oh.
Speaker 1: My god, it was so stupid, maybe sipid.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's like when he's mad at her, when he
Speaker 2: won't sleep with her or something. It was like she says,
Speaker 2: he was like I felt vibrant, I felt alive. I
Speaker 2: haven't felt a lot really, the woman looked out the window.
Speaker 1: You felt.
Speaker 2: You're a writer, You're like a big time writer, Like
Speaker 2: that's what you do. You make a lot of money
Speaker 2: as a writer. But that that made you feel alive.
Speaker 2: He's fucking with her.
Speaker 1: It's it anchored. It was a beautiful detail tableau. It
Speaker 1: was a tableau. Carry you should be harry, you should
Speaker 1: be very proud. You should be so proud of yourself.
Speaker 1: You're such a ride brilliant. No no, no, no.
Speaker 2: So then I just wrote I hate a Miranda because
Speaker 2: the wrong, Oh, the wrong. This is when Joy gives
Speaker 2: a present because okay, because Joy thinks because they all
Speaker 2: told her that it's three company, that it's a threes
Speaker 2: company episode, that Charlotte's dog is dying of cancer, not Harry.
Speaker 2: So she brings a box of like dog choose. First
Speaker 2: of all, if your dog is sick, you can't just
Speaker 2: give him random dog jews. It's gonna make him sicker.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give him CBD. It's gonna cure him. I
Speaker 1: know he has a curable disease and he's dying.
Speaker 2: But I bought some CBD, just a big giant box
Speaker 2: of it that she had wrapped and already, because you
Speaker 2: know she everyone has time for that, especially the woman
Speaker 2: who's like a head producer at the BBC. Get me
Speaker 2: some dog chews and then get them napped. Please, thank you.
Speaker 2: So that's so we'd have that.
Speaker 1: Like I told, don't bring it up.
Speaker 3: I said, don't bring it up, and she's oh, no,
Speaker 3: oh no, I'm going to run over in the middle
Speaker 3: of the party and I'm just going to stop her
Speaker 3: and I'm gonna grab it back.
Speaker 2: Oh it's all like it's no questions, asked Benny Hill.
Speaker 1: I really expect them to just go into fast motion and.
Speaker 2: Just and and but yeah, no one questions it, including Charlotte.
Speaker 2: She's like, okay, thank you, Like she's just sitting there.
Speaker 2: I'm just I don't know I'm just I don't know. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so then more karaoke? Is that at this point there's
Speaker 2: gonna be more karaoke?
Speaker 1: I think I have. Miranda is in the kitchen and
Speaker 1: she says to Harry, you know what, I just want
Speaker 1: to tell you that when the unthinkable happens, Charlotte will
Speaker 1: be devastated, but we will be there for her. And
Speaker 1: I just wrote, So now we've gone completely, We've launched
Speaker 1: out into the outer space of Three's company land. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and Harry's like, wait, what the worst mister Furley dying?
Speaker 2: What but you're saying Larry doesn't have a date with
Speaker 2: the Smotherton twins but instead but he's got inoperable brain tumor.
Speaker 2: I don't know what the Smotherton tip. I mean, that
Speaker 2: was a rough one. Sometimes you just can't I'm not
Speaker 2: an improv person.
Speaker 1: Yeah really not you crazy. I'll tell you what. I'll
Speaker 1: meet you over at the Regal Beagle and we're gonna
Speaker 1: have a bar interew.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is is Larry mad at me? Or does
Speaker 2: he just wanted to give me a surprise party? I
Speaker 2: don't know. Okay, So yeah, we will be there for
Speaker 2: Charlotte no matter what. So Harry's like, what the fuck?
Speaker 2: So he goes to Charlotte. He's like, did you tell Miranda,
Speaker 2: because like she just said, and she's like no, then
Speaker 2: we're gonna come back to that because Bitsy starts, oh
Speaker 2: oh oh no. Now Bitsy gets up and she wants
Speaker 2: to sing, and she has a crush on Giuseppe because
Speaker 2: the joke is that she remembers she was married to
Speaker 2: Nathan Lane. So she loves to be a beard, right,
Speaker 2: She's either very attracted to like these gay men, or
Speaker 2: she just doesn't know. She either wants to be a
Speaker 2: beard or just doesn't get that they're gay, right, right,
Speaker 2: So she's like and so it's kind of awkward and
Speaker 2: he gets up to sing with her, and it's just
Speaker 2: a nightmare.
Speaker 1: I'm in the deep Bend watches I mean Nevin and
Speaker 1: everybody's like, yay, they have to pay so much.
Speaker 2: Well it's Warner, so it must have been a word. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's a Warner by the movie, so it's pay. They
Speaker 2: have it in their label. You know, they've got it
Speaker 2: in the vault, right, anything that's owned by them, So
Speaker 2: that makes sense. That all makes sense.
Speaker 1: Actually, So Charlotte pulls now all of a sudden.
Speaker 2: It makes it. It makes sense that Bitsy would be
Speaker 2: there singing, yeah, it all thank you.
Speaker 1: She pulls Carrie aside and she's like, did you tell
Speaker 1: Miranda that Harry's sick? And Carrie's like, no, of course not.
Speaker 1: I would never, I would never. And then she's like,
Speaker 1: well she said something. She said something to him that
Speaker 1: makes it sounded like he knows. She's like, oh, oh, I.
Speaker 2: Get the lady guy twist.
Speaker 1: Oh he must have been listening when they were thought
Speaker 1: they were taking a shower together. But no, it's like, no,
Speaker 1: I told Miranda that Richard Burton is sick and dying, dying.
Speaker 2: Of at least they made the comment that that we
Speaker 2: would feel, which is like, oh my god, why would
Speaker 2: you say? That's even worse? Right like Charlotte said it,
Speaker 2: Harry said it, which was kind of funny. That was
Speaker 2: the only good writing of the whole thing. You're right, like, yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: that's good. Why would you even put that out there?
Speaker 2: It's so shitty. Carrie's social bucket. She makes me so mad,
Speaker 2: she means me so mad, so that Harry they show
Speaker 2: into the room.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, but first there's just this one little thing,
Speaker 1: which because I keep building to this. It's just so weird.
Speaker 1: So Bitsy's still singing shallow and uh, what's her name?
Speaker 1: Gelatto walks over to Anthony and says, I think it's
Speaker 1: tragic when somebody so much older and is after somebody younger,
Speaker 1: Like how is like we already know that she was
Speaker 1: Her husband was like thirty years older than her. So
Speaker 1: is there some reason that she's just being such an
Speaker 1: out of control meetings?
Speaker 2: Obviously it's going to come up or not or not
Speaker 2: with these writers, who knows, but they're gonna have something
Speaker 2: where it's like, you know, maybe I'm just wish my
Speaker 2: own choices were different and I don't want that for
Speaker 2: you know, it's gonna be some of that kind of bullshit,
Speaker 2: I guess, But.
Speaker 1: Like what if it's not. What if they just leave that?
Speaker 1: What if this character never comes back? Let's hope. Let's hope.
Speaker 2: So then Harry pulls everybody and he's like, all right,
Speaker 2: once and for all family meeting, everybody that's close. I'm
Speaker 2: the one dying, but it's fine. I caught it early. Whatever,
Speaker 2: don't don't talk shit about my dog. Yeah, I mean, really,
Speaker 2: Harry is the hero we need here. Yes, Then they're like,
Speaker 2: oh no, okay. But then we go straight back to
Speaker 2: Adam flirting with Sema right and she's like I don't, well,
Speaker 2: you have a girlfriend, and he's like, not any more.
Speaker 1: I ended it when I smelled your perfume? Could this?
Speaker 1: Could this be any more on the nose?
Speaker 2: And also like, let's say, okay, how old is he?
Speaker 2: So he's in his early twenties, we think mid twenties.
Speaker 2: I think he's got to be in his like thirties,
Speaker 2: young thirties, though he's young. That guy's young for sure,
Speaker 2: like I think he's if anything. But it's also like, ugh,
Speaker 2: when I smelled the white shoulder, what is like the
Speaker 2: oldest perfume? Yeah, not even Janelle, but it's like Seema,
Speaker 2: you know, is somebody that wears like the kind of
Speaker 2: perfume that you you have, like a little powder puff yeah,
Speaker 2: and that's how you put it on. It just smells
Speaker 2: like like very old woman like white what was it
Speaker 2: called white diamonds? The Elizabeth Taylor. Once I smelled your
Speaker 2: white diamonds, I got the fuck out of that yoga
Speaker 2: teacher's bed. We were in the middle of having sex,
Speaker 2: and all I could think about were those white diamonds smell.
Speaker 2: I just feel that that's what she'd be sort of
Speaker 2: you know, like you really were, by the way, I
Speaker 2: was just going through like an old drawer. I've been
Speaker 2: trying to I've been trying to declutter, not doing well.
Speaker 2: But I used to wear This is kind of an
Speaker 2: interesting topic, I think for maybe maybe what was your perfume?
Speaker 2: What was your perfume in the nineties, or did you
Speaker 2: ever wear perfume? Yeah, obsession, Well, yeah that was early.
Speaker 2: That was like a like yeah, early nineties, like k
Speaker 2: the one that was supposed to be the Unisex one
Speaker 2: member c k ck one.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I didn't wear that for a minute. That
Speaker 1: was okay.
Speaker 2: But then my big one that I got really like
Speaker 2: latched onto. It was like, that's my scent, It's my
Speaker 2: signature scent. It was pleasures, pleasures, like what is it
Speaker 2: called ponies ces penis. Yeah, it was very light and sweet.
Speaker 2: But I kept it all these I haven't worn it
Speaker 2: in like ten years, and it was still in there,
Speaker 2: and so I smelled it. I was like, oh god,
Speaker 2: oh no, like even if it smelled the way it
Speaker 2: used to.
Speaker 1: No, No, So funny because I had this conversation on
Speaker 1: for crying out loud where we were going over all
Speaker 1: of our old and I keep it. But I have
Speaker 1: a little medicine cabinet full of old angel which I
Speaker 1: used to wear. I like that.
Speaker 2: I like that you kept those because then you can
Speaker 2: like remember times.
Speaker 1: I used to wear Paloma Picasso, which was for that one,
Speaker 1: which is really pretty. Yeah, and Treysors.
Speaker 2: You were a fancy one.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Mine was just pleasures. They had different types. There was
Speaker 2: one like sometimes I would try it was like Pleasure's dark.
Speaker 2: And I tried that once and I had a little
Speaker 2: spice to it. I didn't like it. I didn't care
Speaker 2: for it, but I wore that for so many years
Speaker 2: and then but I do, I will say I actually went.
Speaker 1: The other way.
Speaker 2: And I love like a Bath and Body little sprits
Speaker 2: from Bath and Body Works they have like great little
Speaker 2: they're just not as heavy. Yeah, it just smells like
Speaker 2: good shampoo or something, which I like. So they're flirting
Speaker 2: and she's yeah, he says that thing.
Speaker 1: I dumb.
Speaker 2: He dumped her.
Speaker 1: So she's like ooh, but then she's gonna leave. Remember,
Speaker 1: because now she's freaked out because she's like, I'm gonna.
Speaker 2: Go young young hippers you guy. Can you can't keep
Speaker 2: up with me? I carry who's my number? All of you?
Speaker 2: Brandon's like even me.
Speaker 1: His take on Semo, Yeah, rand is like.
Speaker 2: Do I not seem to need to give you the
Speaker 2: money for the the apartment.
Speaker 1: You help me buy or whatever?
Speaker 2: So I'm just off the hook, yes, all of you.
Speaker 1: I must go.
Speaker 2: Then Giuseppi says to the mom.
Speaker 1: Well just wait. Right before that, she's gonna leave. But then,
Speaker 1: but then Adam is like, I'm gonna do karaoke. You're
Speaker 1: not leaving, and he's like he does. She's got Betty
Speaker 1: Davis eyes, and he's we can't forget. He won't let
Speaker 1: us that he was in a band or he's in
Speaker 1: a band.
Speaker 2: I liked his song though I like the song itself,
Speaker 2: but I also like the way you sung it, and
Speaker 2: I liked it. I liked the Keith Richards like, but
Speaker 2: I thought it was hot. But what I don't understand
Speaker 2: because he's just funny. He's being goofy, like he doesn't
Speaker 2: he can actually I think there's something sexy about like
Speaker 2: talent also but being funny at the same time, like
Speaker 2: making fun of the thing you're actually doing. Well is
Speaker 2: it is like a thing. I think that's cool. However,
Speaker 2: I don't know who he's like, does she have Betty
Speaker 2: Davis eyes? Because she doesn't, right, Like, how are her
Speaker 2: eyes like Betty Dave is the jokes of the eyelashes.
Speaker 2: She doesn't really have especially beautiful eyes. Beautiful eyes. You
Speaker 2: knew I was gonna do that beautiful. Yeah, I mean,
Speaker 2: they're fine eyes, but she's an attractive woman. It just
Speaker 2: is like it just didn't really make sense, right, So
Speaker 2: then I like.
Speaker 1: See is though, is there like making out in a taxi?
Speaker 1: She was kind of cute.
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, I'm gonna say something else that's embarrassing. I
Speaker 2: like it in shows and movies where they start out
Speaker 2: while they're listening to a song on the radio or
Speaker 2: in this case, karaoke, and then as they move on
Speaker 2: to the next scene, the actual music from that they
Speaker 2: were just listening to becomes the soundtrack.
Speaker 1: Yeh.
Speaker 2: And they did that, and.
Speaker 1: I love that.
Speaker 2: It's such an easy little device, but it always works
Speaker 2: for me. So I was like, Okay, I don't hate
Speaker 2: that they're in a cab make it out. I don't
Speaker 2: hate it. And the show should have ended there, right,
Speaker 2: the episode.
Speaker 1: Right, except for well, this is the I mean, this
Speaker 1: is where I was like, Wow, Carrie is just such
Speaker 1: a bitch.
Speaker 2: She's so mean. So okay, so Miranda's helping her sort
Speaker 2: of clean up and take some things Outah you know why.
Speaker 1: Because she's a nice friend.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and she's be abused.
Speaker 1: She's the only one there. She brought, she did what
Speaker 1: she thought was a nice thing, which is bring the
Speaker 1: karaoke machine. She did nothing but trot. Listen for all
Speaker 1: the bumbling, she's such a dumbledore, but she's like all
Speaker 1: of that. It wasn't because she's uncaring. It's because she
Speaker 1: cares too much. She was like, I really want to
Speaker 1: make this fun. So for all of that.
Speaker 2: Her character either Miranda, I understand that she can change
Speaker 2: and now she's whatever, but that is nothing like she
Speaker 2: ever was.
Speaker 1: But I'm not standing up for her. I'm just saying like,
Speaker 1: in this scene, yes, for whatever they've done, Miranda doesn't
Speaker 1: deserve for Carrie to be a bit for her because
Speaker 1: her motivation in this scene is very obviously like trying
Speaker 1: to help. She's the last one there. Just like they're friends.
Speaker 2: So they're just friends, like you and I would be
Speaker 2: talking if you and I were after the party, and
Speaker 2: we're recapping the party as we would as what friends do,
Speaker 2: and You're like, huh, look like you were kind of
Speaker 2: vibing with Duncan can you imagine me getting that mad
Speaker 2: at you? Like what are you talking about? No? I like,
Speaker 2: she gets so mad at her for seeing what we
Speaker 2: could all see the fun. I have a boyfriend, Miranda,
Speaker 2: I'm in a real relationship. And then Miranda's just like,
Speaker 2: oh my god. I really felt sad for her. She's like, oh,
Speaker 2: I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, please forgive me. Don't be mad at me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she goes, it was yeah, she goes, it was
Speaker 1: just like Carrie, it was like, nice to see you
Speaker 1: having fun. And Carrie gets bud at that, Yes, I
Speaker 1: have fun. I have fun. And then yeah, Miranda's like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I'm not like I'm not saying it,
Speaker 1: like just let's just just forget it, and she goes,
Speaker 1: don't do that, don't do that? Just what what? Right?
Speaker 1: So Miranda's like, well, it just seems like you're, you know,
Speaker 1: you like you're working really hard with Aiden. She's like, well,
Speaker 1: not all relationships are effortless. I mean you and enjoy
Speaker 1: I have been together for like what a few days?
Speaker 1: Like a week? So like me, Aiden and I are
Speaker 1: together like twenty years. No, you haven't been together. It
Speaker 1: hasn't You're not You haven't been with him twenty years.
Speaker 1: You were married too Big for a long time. You
Speaker 1: aged in this relationship with Big all the dues that
Speaker 1: this show wasn't on the air. You were supposedly married.
Speaker 1: So what are the writers doing with Like you and
Speaker 1: Aiden have been together twenty years.
Speaker 2: They just erased Big completely. Also, it's really mean to
Speaker 2: say to your friend who's happy, like, Okay, you've known
Speaker 2: this girl for like what a month? She didn't say
Speaker 2: anything wrong, she didn't do anything wrong. She's so mean.
Speaker 2: Then it gets even worse. She's like, oh, well I
Speaker 2: read your Something comes up about the book and she's like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I saw I saw that in your book. I saw
Speaker 2: that you're looking or you're yearning or something. And she's like,
Speaker 2: how dare you?
Speaker 4: Wow?
Speaker 2: Did you see She's like, well, it's just left there
Speaker 2: and I just I didn't read the whole thing. I
Speaker 2: just read and she's like, well, if you've read the
Speaker 2: whole thing, you know that that's not about me.
Speaker 1: It's fiction. Jesus Christ. Miranda you fucking bitch. It's fiction.
Speaker 2: It was Auntie Country.
Speaker 1: Do you not see that it's from the eighteen hundreds?
Speaker 1: Stop woman.
Speaker 2: And then Brady, poor Brady, Miranda's son, who's actually doesn't
Speaker 2: bother me this season, he comes up and he kind
Speaker 2: of notices, I like the way this actor's playing him
Speaker 2: a little bit. He's playing him a little like Steve,
Speaker 2: like a little bit. He's like, Kirie, you liked him,
Speaker 2: But he kind of is playing it like he's he's
Speaker 2: all right, he's and miss Steve. Actually Steve was a
Speaker 2: nice character to have around, right, But Brady notices that.
Speaker 2: He kind of seems to notice it. He's like, everybody cool,
Speaker 2: like I gotta he's gonna help clean up. And they
Speaker 2: have that moment, which is embarrassing, and then Carrie has
Speaker 2: to pretend to be nice to Brady.
Speaker 1: She's like, oh no, don't worry. She's such a bitch.
Speaker 1: And you know what makes no sense at all too
Speaker 1: if we're just just in the context of what is
Speaker 1: happening in the scene. So Carrie let her downstairs neighbor
Speaker 1: read her book and give her notes basically, but not
Speaker 1: her best friend of many, many, many years.
Speaker 2: But they neighbor thirty years.
Speaker 1: Yes, but your neighbor who you barely fucking know, who
Speaker 1: seems to be just a grumpy grumpus. That guy, you're
Speaker 1: gonna give him your book and be all like, I
Speaker 1: don't know, what do you think of my book?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 4: I can't even give you this girls stuff.
Speaker 1: It's girl stuff.
Speaker 2: You write such a big boy stuff.
Speaker 1: But then your friends, she started like a baby. I
Speaker 1: didn't wait about the women and babies.
Speaker 4: But you white Aboutta and the Winston to you really important.
Speaker 2: People, to you said the good right here, you big boy,
Speaker 2: you big What was the joke?
Speaker 1: What was the joke that you?
Speaker 2: I want to say, you and Bonnie? But then I
Speaker 2: got in on it because it was my favorite thing.
Speaker 2: Was like, oh, we can't do I can't do it
Speaker 2: because it's problematic.
Speaker 1: Yeah you know what it is, Yes I do, and
Speaker 1: it's okay.
Speaker 2: Just know that there was a joke out there that
Speaker 2: we're not doing. But yeah, really really funny.
Speaker 1: But here's the thing. The way this is written, they're
Speaker 1: never going to have Carrie apologize. She's not going to
Speaker 1: think about it and be like, you know what, I
Speaker 1: kind of was an asshole for no reason. Because of
Speaker 1: course you picked up my book. Thank you, thank you
Speaker 1: for being interested in it. No, she'll never she's just
Speaker 1: decided to be absolute worst and she's just And by
Speaker 1: the way, don't forget that. They all make fun of
Speaker 1: the kid who sang that's an idiot theater kid, right,
Speaker 1: and we're all agree on that. What the hell was that?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: I don't know. It was a child, probably like bullied
Speaker 2: at school. Yeah, got a moment out to like sing
Speaker 2: his little sweetheart out right.
Speaker 1: Fuck you people, fuck you people, thank you.
Speaker 2: All right, and there is confused because Aiden Carrie is
Speaker 2: confused because of Aiden sucks. And then the writing she's
Speaker 2: writing goes back to the book. The woman held on
Speaker 2: to what she knew to be true. I wrote that down.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure that's what they say. That is exactly
Speaker 1: word for word what it was. Yeah, yeah, what Harry wait.
Speaker 2: Read that to me. I want you to read that
Speaker 2: line to me. Read me one of the lines from
Speaker 2: your books. I'm duncan The woman held on to what
Speaker 2: she knew to be true? But go back say it
Speaker 2: again one more time? Please, oh my god, please one
Speaker 2: more really?
Speaker 1: Really yes, I'm okay, get ready. The woman held on
Speaker 1: to what she knew to be true, Kerry.
Speaker 2: I I've never much been a loss for words, you know.
Speaker 2: I'm I'm a writer, and I've I've never felt so
Speaker 2: much the woman held on.
Speaker 1: Good.
Speaker 2: I can't even say it to what she knew to
Speaker 2: be true. I'm transported.
Speaker 1: I don't I don't know how to say it. I
Speaker 1: just like the idea. I like the idea of Carrie,
Speaker 1: just because it's like, tell me more.
Speaker 2: De bad and went into a biography.
Speaker 1: Did you want to bad? Tell me more about you?
Speaker 2: Wa men, Marite, the big smart stuff, you'd be big brain,
Speaker 2: you got the big brain.
Speaker 1: It's so terrible, it's terrible.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. Well that's we did what we did.
Speaker 2: We did our part. You did your part by being here.
Speaker 2: The writers are not doing their parts. But we're kind
Speaker 2: of glad for it, because then how else would I
Speaker 2: get to talk baby talk for a while.
Speaker 1: Bow, what's you? We're gonna see you on Mondays? Yes,
Speaker 1: we see you on Mondays.
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