Speaker 1: Get ready for yikes. May twenty nine, twenty twenty five. Allegedly,
Speaker 1: according to that thing we call a calendar, this is
Speaker 1: the show you were looking for. How do I know that?
Speaker 1: Because you found it and it's not that easy to
Speaker 1: find anymore. Anyway, here we are. I don't feel great,
Speaker 1: but I had to go live tonight because quite honestly,
Speaker 1: Tuesday I had no power, so I could not go
Speaker 1: live with anything. I was in the dark hair with
Speaker 1: a wind up flashlight and battery charge radio, just kind
Speaker 1: of chilling out and spent a little time listening to
Speaker 1: conservative talk radio after a Braves game. So yeah, that
Speaker 1: was okay. But conservative radio gets a little repetitive and
Speaker 1: sounds a lot like some people that you hear from
Speaker 1: on Friday nights. Here exact phrases, exact are arguments. It's
Speaker 1: as if, let's see, is it Mark Levin? I heard
Speaker 1: Mark Levin during this, but I don't know if it
Speaker 1: was him, but Sean Hannity and who else was on there? Well?
Speaker 1: I listened to Red Eye Radio on the overnight. I
Speaker 1: forget those two guys supposedly are the hosts over there
Speaker 1: that used to be a big deal Red Eye Radio,
Speaker 1: But anyway, and not all this on AM in Georgia.
Speaker 1: You might find it on your AM dial own a
Speaker 1: lot of parts of the country, et cetera, et cetera.
Speaker 1: Some of you might have to go to a short
Speaker 1: wave band to go find it anymore. Does anybody even
Speaker 1: listen to the radio anymore? I miss it. I miss
Speaker 1: having it in a real good metropolitan area like New
Speaker 1: York was because there was diversity there, and some guys
Speaker 1: would get weird on the overnight trying to get more attention,
Speaker 1: trying to, you know, justify their jobs, and was really
Speaker 1: strange because the one radio station that I really loved
Speaker 1: there was WRT, and I loved that throughout my adult
Speaker 1: But WRT took over from a Belmar station that for
Speaker 1: many years was part of Mammoth Cable Vision's efforts to
Speaker 1: have They used to have a clock channel on the
Speaker 1: cable channels in Jersey. I don't know if they had
Speaker 1: that all across the country, but I think they did
Speaker 1: where it was like basically the local clock and the
Speaker 1: temperature outside were displayed in text constantly, and in between
Speaker 1: that when you would tune there to look at that,
Speaker 1: people bought ads like come down to the dog grooming
Speaker 1: joint or come to my pizza place, or like local ads,
Speaker 1: and they were fairly cheap and you just paid for
Speaker 1: today what would be a quick, easy made graphic, you know,
Speaker 1: slide that would play on there. And what they would
Speaker 1: do is they would usually make a deal with a
Speaker 1: local radio station to become like the information a center
Speaker 1: for the area, and the information center for the area
Speaker 1: would then tell you about school closings and stuff like
Speaker 1: you know, rode outages. You know, again the days before
Speaker 1: the Internet and integrated stuff and being able to do
Speaker 1: Google maps and whatnot. I mean, they would literally give
Speaker 1: you directions to some of the local businesses during commercials.
Speaker 1: But anyway, that clock channel they had in Mammoth County
Speaker 1: in New Jersey had what they called the easy Listening station, right,
Speaker 1: which was like piano versions of like old pop songs
Speaker 1: and just easy listening like instrumentals and stuff all day,
Speaker 1: like music that I don't know who the hell thought
Speaker 1: that was a good idea to have a radio station
Speaker 1: devoted to it. But it was just a small station
Speaker 1: in South Belmont. And the funniest part about it is
Speaker 1: the reason why I bring it up, is because the
Speaker 1: guy who was working there on the overnights when WRT
Speaker 1: came into existence, and they were the Rat Rocks, the Rocks.
Speaker 1: You know, every major media market has a rat at
Speaker 1: a Hawk. We're the Hawk because our call letters are
Speaker 1: kind of similar to the spelling of the word hawks.
Speaker 1: So we're the Hawk, w HWK or whatever you know,
Speaker 1: or w R A T. We're you know, blah blah blah.
Speaker 2: We're the Rat and the Rat Rocks.
Speaker 1: Anyway, hard rock metal station, whatever. But they bought the
Speaker 1: easy listing station and the guy who was the overnight
Speaker 1: DJ there, who literally had to be there because you
Speaker 1: couldn't automate, you know, your overnights, who had to just
Speaker 1: basically sit there in the station basically by himself, answer
Speaker 1: the phones, handle the music, keep things going until you know,
Speaker 1: the morning guys showed up, which is it's always the
Speaker 1: big moneymaker, the morning drive time guys right there. They're
Speaker 1: your important people, and then your afternoon drive time guys.
Speaker 1: They're important right anyway, that's the way radio used to work.
Speaker 1: But the funniest thing to me was the guy who
Speaker 1: was there for like, we're not going to listen to
Speaker 1: Liberaci play a ballad here on w P A T.
Speaker 1: I think it was called w p AT and they
Speaker 1: made no puns out of it or anything. Pat w
Speaker 1: pat w p AT. Anyway, we're gonna listen to Liberaci's uh,
Speaker 1: you know, ballad, and we're gonna just get to the
Speaker 1: smooth jazz of Yanni, a brand new artist here in
Speaker 1: the eighties, you know whatever. So the Rat buys it
Speaker 1: in the nineties and it becomes you know, w r AT.
Speaker 1: The Rat rocks the Jersey Shore. We're sponsoring local concerts
Speaker 1: and shows and coming soon to the Middle Lands Arena.
Speaker 1: The Rat sponsors, you know. Hilariously, the guy who was
Speaker 1: there going, We're now going to listen to Yanni here
Speaker 1: on the Overnight with smooth jazz. That very same guy
Speaker 1: is also going, here's the new one from Hubastank. Here
Speaker 1: on w r AT is Nickelback. Here's Nickelback, And now
Speaker 1: we're going to get really dark and play some Metallica,
Speaker 1: not the new Metallica, but the old Metallica. Yeah. Anyway,
Speaker 1: the guy's name was Uncle Leo, and he was super
Speaker 1: cool to such a point that I called up to
Speaker 1: request this song one night because I was working the
Speaker 1: night shifts a lot in the early two thousands. In
Speaker 1: convenience stores because I had fallen off of my management
Speaker 1: gigs and I was just a regular worker in convenience stores.
Speaker 1: I was valuable because I knew how to be a manager,
Speaker 1: but they would never send me to manager. So you know, oh,
Speaker 1: crap's going wrong. You know how to reboot the computers? Yes,
Speaker 1: I do. Oh my god, do you know how to
Speaker 1: fix it? Yes? I know how to fix that. Oh no,
Speaker 1: what do we do about this? You know, managers coming
Speaker 1: to me going what do we do? And I would
Speaker 1: help him out. So I was useful enough to pay
Speaker 1: you know, minimum wage or God help us all when
Speaker 1: they found out if I was getting fifty cents more
Speaker 1: than the average guy off the street an hour per hour.
Speaker 1: By the way, I would call Uncle Leo and be like,
Speaker 1: hey man, and I started requesting one song like every night.
Speaker 1: I was requesting Black Label Society Suicide Messiah every when
Speaker 1: it first came out, because I just wanted it to
Speaker 1: get more airplay, And so every night he would play
Speaker 1: Black Label Society for me. We just started talking after
Speaker 1: a little bit, and he's like, you call me every night,
Speaker 1: and you got me play the same song every night
Speaker 1: pretty much Excepccasionally I would dedicated a song to somebody
Speaker 1: like I think I dedicated that. I forget who did
Speaker 1: this song, but I like, your pants are right on
Speaker 1: your feet, and I know who you are because I
Speaker 1: figured you out. You know that song, I dedicated that
Speaker 1: to somebody one night, But no need to tell that story.
Speaker 1: The thing is I was dedicated. I was. I was
Speaker 1: requesting suicide Missiah like nine out of ten nights, and
Speaker 1: I was working a lot of overnights because nobody wanted
Speaker 1: to stand in for me, and after a little while
Speaker 1: everybody would drop away from the I like being hero
Speaker 1: of the overnight too. I'm gonna god Tom pulling asleep
Speaker 1: on the overnights. So I ended up with that shift
Speaker 1: a lot. Anyway. The thing is, yeah, so I start
Speaker 1: talking to Uncle Leo, and Uncle Leo's like yeah, And
Speaker 1: then I find out he was the easy listening guy.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, that is hilarious. You're you're like the
Speaker 1: hard rock guy now, but you were the easy listening
Speaker 1: you don't care what you played. And he's like, no,
Speaker 1: not really, I'm just you know, doing my DJ gig
Speaker 1: and just hanging on here. And he's just the overnight guy.
Speaker 1: And that's what he does, and we got into a
Speaker 1: whole thing about you know, there's like an overnight world
Speaker 1: that goes on while people are sleeping, and they don't
Speaker 1: realize it in places like Jersey that they just think,
Speaker 1: you know, oh, I got up this morning and the
Speaker 1: world came back to life, and it must be. You know,
Speaker 1: nine to five is when most things happen, and then
Speaker 1: in the early evening some things happen, and then everybody
Speaker 1: goes home and goes to bed, you know, like good
Speaker 1: little soldiers a tom and you know, autonomous little robots
Speaker 1: in society. Anyway, they don't realize that things continue to
Speaker 1: happen on the overnight and it's not just the truckers
Speaker 1: delivering their stuff, and it's not just no, there's a
Speaker 1: whole thing that happens anyway. It's a different reality. It's
Speaker 1: a totally different job in a convenience store because you're
Speaker 1: usually cleaning up and setting up for the next day,
Speaker 1: trying to get all that done. And also, you know,
Speaker 1: you're still there to run a business and handle the
Speaker 1: drunks that come in after the bars closed and deal
Speaker 1: with all that, and handle the very early risers who
Speaker 1: have to you know, go ahead and commute to here
Speaker 1: and there and whatnot. So you have a different job,
Speaker 1: you have a different flow, you have different client hele
Speaker 1: than they would see during the day normally. So anyway,
Speaker 1: that was the big conversation. But I always found it
Speaker 1: funny that the hey, we're gonna do some easy listening jazz,
Speaker 1: you know, became the you know, let's play some anthracks.
Speaker 1: Da da da da da. And you know, he never
Speaker 1: claimed that he didn't like anything, but I think he
Speaker 1: might have had stuff. And the funniest part about it
Speaker 1: was he was one of the few guys that I
Speaker 1: could tell you because I could almost always tell the
Speaker 1: racial makeup of somebody on the phone, at least when
Speaker 1: I lived up there, I could always tell the racial
Speaker 1: makeup of people on the phone. This guy, I never
Speaker 1: saw him face to face. And then one day because
Speaker 1: he had a side job that he did during the
Speaker 1: day too, so he did the overnight DJ thing for
Speaker 1: four or five hours, and or six hours. Actually I
Speaker 1: think he did six hours of the overnight DJ deal,
Speaker 1: and then he would go out and do a day
Speaker 1: job for a little bit with some company delivering something.
Speaker 1: I don't remember what it was, but I found all
Speaker 1: that out and one day he just dropped into my
Speaker 1: work because I had called him, you know, and he's, Oh,
Speaker 1: I haven't heard for you in a long time. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I haven't been doing overnight, so I've been working during
Speaker 1: the day. He took that as a cue to drop
Speaker 1: in at my work because I would always tell him
Speaker 1: I'm at the Shell station here in Lacy, you know,
Speaker 1: at the Lacy Show, and he would announce it on
Speaker 1: the radio. Chuck at the Lacy Show wants to hear
Speaker 1: Black Label Society, So here we go. Anyway, one day
Speaker 1: he stops in and he's talking of you, and I
Speaker 1: wasn't there, by the way, this is the funniest part
Speaker 1: about it. But I wasn't there, and he's talking to
Speaker 1: some of the guy But all the guys knew about this,
Speaker 1: knew I had, you know, and knew that. Even the
Speaker 1: radio station had given me a free tickets to see
Speaker 1: Black Label Society when they came through on the tour
Speaker 1: because they were a sponsor, and they delivered me to
Speaker 1: free tickets. And the funny thing is I couldn't go
Speaker 1: because I couldn't get a ride, and that pissed me
Speaker 1: off to no end. Friend of mine let me down
Speaker 1: on that But anyway, but I had free tickets, free passes,
Speaker 1: the whole bit to go and see Black Label Society
Speaker 1: just because I was the like this known weird caller
Speaker 1: that would just call it almost every night asking them
Speaker 1: to play Blackly Society. Anyway, he stops in, he starts
Speaker 1: talking to the guys, and they recognized his voice. The
Speaker 1: reason why I brought up the racial thing is it
Speaker 1: turns out this guy, you know, sounded extremely like typical
Speaker 1: suburban white boy and nope, he was quite black and
Speaker 1: he had one of those very white sounding voices. I
Speaker 1: know that's not, you know, politically correct to say whatever,
Speaker 1: but he had a really great DJ voice. It was like, hey,
Speaker 1: it's aug Leoh, like the old classic DJ kind of thing.
Speaker 1: Not even a hard rock DJ, but just a good DJ.
Speaker 1: Like you could definitely take that voice. Put it in
Speaker 1: Top forty, put it in classic rock, put it in
Speaker 1: He obviously worked in the hard rock genre. He did
Speaker 1: the easy list. The easy list thing was funny because
Speaker 1: I vaguely remember him there and he was a little
Speaker 1: older to me because you know, at the time I
Speaker 1: was a teenager catching the fact that he was on
Speaker 1: the clock channel, maybe on cable you know, he was
Speaker 1: already a grown adult doing his DJ thing after he
Speaker 1: got you know, communications degree or whatever, and he just
Speaker 1: kept that same job there at that radio station, no
Speaker 1: matter what format they went to. Anyway, why did I
Speaker 1: bring all this up? Oh? Because you know why. It's
Speaker 1: extremely depressing to watch what's happening with the media, with
Speaker 1: the alleged news, with the garbage. I mean, and I'm
Speaker 1: gonna get to some here today. I wanted to tell
Speaker 1: you that story. I don't even it just inspired. I
Speaker 1: had no plan on that, but I just, for some reason,
Speaker 1: I was inspired to tell you that story. And I
Speaker 1: probably didn't even tell it well, but it's funny. WPAT
Speaker 1: became WRT in Belmar, New Jersey. I think it still
Speaker 1: exists as WRT to this day. When I left Jersey
Speaker 1: in twenty fourteen, that was one of the last radio
Speaker 1: signals to disappear, you know, like, oh man, there goes
Speaker 1: that radio signal. Not going to hear that again. But anyway, John, Okay,
Speaker 1: are we gonna go trumpet? Are we gonna go all
Speaker 1: trump wall to wall? No? I don't want to, and
Speaker 1: I'll tell you why, because this is just past stupid
Speaker 1: at this point. I can't speak to his haters because
Speaker 1: they're gonna hate irrationally. I can't speak to his fans
Speaker 1: and his supporters and his backers and you people that
Speaker 1: think Republicans are correct because you won't listen to a
Speaker 1: damn thing outside of what Fox News pumps and the
Speaker 1: other right wing media pumps. So it's pointless to examine
Speaker 1: the stupidity and the blatantness of what's happening with Trump.
Speaker 1: But I gotta tell you it's funny. And by the way,
Speaker 1: that blatant list is not just about his criminality and
Speaker 1: his asinine ridiculous He's gonna erect the country and don't worry,
Speaker 1: you'll see it in about four or five years where
Speaker 1: people are gonna go what will happened? I thought everything
Speaker 1: was going good.
Speaker 3: But.
Speaker 1: No, the alleged opposition is just as much pillaging you,
Speaker 1: and you don't even realize it, none of yet. So
Speaker 1: I got I'm talking about why am I gonna politics?
Speaker 1: At this point? I mean, you want me to tell
Speaker 1: you about the big beautiful bill. It's all big and beautiful.
Speaker 1: Even Elon Musk is out there going, yeah, it's not
Speaker 1: big and beautiful because it doesn't all benefit him. Like
Speaker 1: all of his doze cuts that didn't cut you know,
Speaker 1: a trillion dollars away, not even close. But you know, hey,
Speaker 1: we got rid of lots of broad Boy. There was
Speaker 1: billions and billions of dollars worth of the front. Then
Speaker 1: how come you only got rid of like nine billion
Speaker 1: dollars worth of crap, redundants and politically motivated cuts like oh,
Speaker 1: we're cutting the funding the NPR. Yeah, great, lovely. Oh
Speaker 1: they're nasty because they're anti Trump.
Speaker 4: Cool.
Speaker 1: You're letting a five year old at the controls and
Speaker 1: getting back at anybody he doesn't like because he's not
Speaker 1: allowed to have ice cream for dinner. But who cares, right,
Speaker 1: I don't care At this point, I don't care. I'm
Speaker 1: not going to be part of it. A matter of fact,
Speaker 1: I don't expect to survive very much longer, so all
Speaker 1: good with me anyway. So I don't know, I got
Speaker 1: I gotta find my people somewhere. There's some rational people,
Speaker 1: you know, somewhere. I don't know where they are, but
Speaker 1: I'm hoping to find him anyway. Back to the funniest stuff,
Speaker 1: and I want to get to you know, I gotta
Speaker 1: laugh because I know I'm gonna die. I love that
Speaker 1: that that line from Detroit Rock City. I guess we
Speaker 1: can talk about Whitmer real quick and how she's like
Speaker 1: all surprised now somehow that Oh, no, Trump's gonna pardon
Speaker 1: the people that you know, Look, that was a PS
Speaker 1: case to begin with. And I want you guys to
Speaker 1: follow some interesting logic here, because a lot of people
Speaker 1: watching the Trump pardon they're pissed off because he's, you know,
Speaker 1: partning criminals. I'm not I'm not who else you gonna
Speaker 1: pardon but criminals. But the thing is they don't want
Speaker 1: to see right up front, what's what? Okay, he pardons
Speaker 1: the J six people, but a lot of you were
Speaker 1: screaming the J six people were nothing but Antifa making trouble.
Speaker 1: So is he pardoning Antifa? Now? By the way, where
Speaker 1: is Antifa? Oh? They stopped writing paychecks because they weren't
Speaker 1: useful anymore, right, because even the left wing didn't believe
Speaker 1: that that you know, clown show was real people that
Speaker 1: weren't getting paid dact But anyway, is Charlie Sheen still winning?
Speaker 1: I know Pewee Herman's dead, but is Charlie Sheen still winning?
Speaker 1: These are the irrelevant questions that come up here, because,
Speaker 1: believe me, it's all irrelevant at this point. Anyway, back
Speaker 1: back to the fun and the funny, right. I love
Speaker 1: that somebody paid six hundred and forty dollars. This is
Speaker 1: according to GQ. By the way, one of Donald Trump
Speaker 1: fans paid six hundred and forty dollars for one of
Speaker 1: those you know, maga watches and they didn't have a
Speaker 1: tea on the face of the watch. I love it,
Speaker 1: major typo. So the watch says Rump instead of Trump.
Speaker 1: Now I'd be pissed at six hundred and you know,
Speaker 1: six dollars and forty cents. You go, well, I bought
Speaker 1: a cheap Chinese piece of crap. It's okay, I get it.
Speaker 1: But you got a Rump watch when you're a big
Speaker 1: supporter of his. Let me let me read from the article.
Speaker 1: Last September, Donald Trump launched a wide range of watches,
Speaker 1: including everything from one hundred thousand dollars tour billions to
Speaker 1: relatively affordable Drivers style pieces, Divers style pieces. You not
Speaker 1: driver h The watch has carried all the the hallmarks
Speaker 1: of the current president's style. They're gaudy, over the top
Speaker 1: and gold, and many of them come covered in diamonds,
Speaker 1: even any of those diamonds are real anyway, and as
Speaker 1: of this week, at least one of the time pieces
Speaker 1: shares another qualery with many of Trump's products, It's defective.
Speaker 1: Tim Pettitt, a Rhode Island man, bought a six and
Speaker 1: forty dollars inauguration first Lady Watch. The timepiece is a
Speaker 1: gold tone, pink dialed limited edition Trump themed dive watch
Speaker 1: that Pettitt got as a gift for his wife only
Speaker 1: for the show up. Missing the tea in Trump, NBC
Speaker 1: ten News reported a single missing letter wouldn't be so
Speaker 1: funny if this didn't result in the dial reading Rump.
Speaker 1: Why is that funny to me? Because it's it's metaphorically brilliant,
Speaker 1: That's why. Anyway, what else is happening? Russian official Medvedev
Speaker 1: offers Trump World War three warning after Putin comments, Okay,
Speaker 1: this is pretty funny. I may have to wind this back.
Speaker 1: See if we can get an audio on this. Let
Speaker 1: me see get you a little audio Trump. Here they
Speaker 1: have foreign students about thirty of their student's wrong audio clip. Okay,
Speaker 1: never mind, maybe I have a different audio clip here somewhere.
Speaker 1: I should have one and I've got other issues to
Speaker 1: get to, by the way, outside of this, you know,
Speaker 1: I want to cover what was emailed to me regarding
Speaker 1: Memorial Day and all that too, which I'm going to
Speaker 1: in a serious segment, But I got let me have
Speaker 1: my fun first. Guys. You know, when I see a
Speaker 1: BBC headline this week from cat You're into gunpowder exploring
Speaker 1: the peculiar smells about her space. When I see that
Speaker 1: kind of headline from the BBC, I should know what
Speaker 1: kind of world I live in. I'm gonna post that
Speaker 1: one in the live chat room at Chelly dot com.
Speaker 1: We're probably nobody is, but who cares? Really, I'm in
Speaker 1: the who cares mode of my broadcasting career. Maybe maybe
Speaker 1: it's just quit. Anyway, back to it, Midvedeb, why is
Speaker 1: he warning Trump? Oh my god? Because Trump said stuff
Speaker 1: that you know that has really upset certain pro Russian
Speaker 1: people who you know, you're not allowed to disagree or
Speaker 1: criticize anybody anymore, you know that right, Here's the clip
Speaker 1: I was looking for on Trump. By the way, I'm
Speaker 1: not happy with what Putin's doing.
Speaker 3: He's killing a lot of people, and I don't know
Speaker 3: what the hell happened to Putin.
Speaker 1: I've known him a long time, always gotten along with him.
Speaker 1: But he's sending rockets into cities and killing people, and
Speaker 1: I don't like it at all. Okay, I don't like
Speaker 1: it at all. He's doing something. Something happened to Putin.
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, is something. When he's not you know,
Speaker 1: when I'm not kissing his ass and he's not kidding mind,
Speaker 1: things go badly.
Speaker 5: Dude.
Speaker 1: Either your supporters are this stupid or you're this stupid
Speaker 1: or both. Okay, if Putin is doing Putin, Putin is
Speaker 1: doing his thing, and he's been doing the same thing.
Speaker 1: I kid believe he's sending rockets into city where you
Speaker 1: been for three years? You think this is new. Something happened,
Speaker 1: the fact that Ukraine is holding on this long. You know,
Speaker 1: those self made American men who think that we believe
Speaker 1: in toughness and we believe in divide, defining our own
Speaker 1: futures and we're a miracle. You should have respect for
Speaker 1: the Ukrainians holding on against the onslaught from the Russian Federation,
Speaker 1: but their nuts is jugging. Putin is right and he
Speaker 1: should just Yeah, I know whatever, you did not see
Speaker 1: this coming three years already. T Rump. You don't get it.
Speaker 1: This is putin being putin. I would laugh at these
Speaker 1: people who think this is some sort of change if
Speaker 1: it wasn't so stupid, including the you know, Orange Jesus
Speaker 1: agent Orange in the White House. I thought by kissing
Speaker 1: the Russians ass they might do what I want, because
Speaker 1: that's how I react. Anybody who didn't see this coming,
Speaker 1: feel free to smack yourselves in the face with any
Speaker 1: object you find laying around, really and two or three
Speaker 1: times if it's a soft object, please And if you're
Speaker 1: not getting the proper effect due to yourself, have somebody
Speaker 1: else do it. Anyway. Screw that right. What about the
Speaker 1: Golden Dome, Chuck, Golden Dome? Do I want to go trumpy? Yeah,
Speaker 1: but Kennedy can have it for free if they become
Speaker 1: a fifty first state. It's like saying, you know, I
Speaker 1: know you keep turning me down for dating, but I'll
Speaker 1: take you to a nice restaurant if you want to
Speaker 1: go out on a date with me, even though you
Speaker 1: told me it was completely repulsive and you want no
Speaker 1: part of me. That's how much sense that makes. That's
Speaker 1: a Reuters story, by the way, where Trump says, you
Speaker 1: know Hey, look, I can cut him in for sixty
Speaker 1: one billion dollars, even though he only thinks it's gonna
Speaker 1: cost one hundred and something billion dollars. And everybody else
Speaker 1: is talking like, yeah, you better multiply that by five
Speaker 1: or six, Champ. But you know, pay no attention to
Speaker 1: real numbers because they don't matter. Come on, why does
Speaker 1: that matter? Golden Dome? Is he talking about his own head?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: And Trump pardoned the Christlies too. I mean they're just
Speaker 1: you know, tax cheats, and they claim to be the
Speaker 1: you know, the Trumps of the South, and you know
Speaker 1: pos is that got away with stuff that you can't.
Speaker 1: No problem, Now they got to pardon. They're on their
Speaker 1: way home because they had a reality TV show and
Speaker 1: their daughter went on Fox News and praise Trump and
Speaker 1: then people you know, flooded a couple million into his coffers.
Speaker 1: So yeah, no problem. I can sign a pardoner. They
Speaker 1: don't cost me, if anything, they'll cost you something, but
Speaker 1: they don't cost me anything. So I can sign your
Speaker 1: pardon anytime. Meanwhile, again, Trump says Putin has gone absolutely
Speaker 1: crazy considering more sanctions on Russia. Putin's like, you got sanctions,
Speaker 1: what else are you gonna put on me tariffs. That's
Speaker 1: all you got. Would I have fraud journalists out the
Speaker 1: window if they disagree with me? So and I have
Speaker 1: bombs and rockets and military I can keep sending through
Speaker 1: meat grinder. Donald. I discovered a new podcast this week
Speaker 1: which has something to do with what I'm talking about.
Speaker 4: Okay, welcome back to the Authoritarian Life, a podcast hosted
Speaker 4: by me and President she this week. I want to
Speaker 4: start by expressing sincere admiration for Democratic Party.
Speaker 1: Okay, boom.
Speaker 4: Well, I have been listening to the new Jack Tepper
Speaker 4: book called Oil Books too.
Speaker 1: Huh.
Speaker 4: Well, you know some of us actually read rather than
Speaker 4: just lurking on TikTok all day.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 4: Anyway, this Biden thing, I'm just so impressed. I mean, look,
Speaker 4: on one hand, we have all concealed health problems of
Speaker 4: aging leaders, right, we did it in Soviet Union. You
Speaker 4: did it with MoU the Americans exactly, a shout out
Speaker 4: to all the jelly legs. Last president we really got
Speaker 4: along with. But anyway, here is big difference. You never
Speaker 4: ever saw briers f or FDR. Just like fall off
Speaker 4: a horse on television, you never saw.
Speaker 1: I love this shout out all the jelly legs. We
Speaker 1: got along very well with FDR. Yeah you did, because
Speaker 1: he was an authoritarian scummbay, I go see MTR the
Speaker 1: liberal icon absolutely gut in the Constitution while he was
Speaker 1: in office too. But I now know why nobody cares
Speaker 1: about that, because nobody understands the Constitution or cares because
Speaker 1: they don't think it affects them if you're talking about
Speaker 1: it historically, so it's okay. All he did is put
Speaker 1: those Jetanesian in tourman camps and a few Italians and
Speaker 1: a few Germans. We don't mention that. I mean they're
Speaker 1: supposed to be white people, not really the Italians, but
Speaker 1: German people are white people. So yeah. Anyway, back to
Speaker 1: this authoritarian life from Puvot regime. I love this.
Speaker 6: I'm now wondering about I'm looking for ice cream ever,
Speaker 6: but these guys, they had bie them out here every
Speaker 6: freaking day, falling down, confused, stumbling, looking like melted gelato
Speaker 6: in suit and tie, and they were just like sorry,
Speaker 6: believing of on ice no longer permitted.
Speaker 4: Completely dystopia, completely, I love it. It was like something
Speaker 4: or Well would steal from Zamyatin, who all those guys
Speaker 4: aren't on your book talk.
Speaker 6: Huh oh, I know is my stuff, but enough let
Speaker 6: me fall down in public.
Speaker 4: If I ever fall off you black, somebody is falling
Speaker 4: out a widow.
Speaker 6: Those are facts and you're going to get to that
Speaker 6: Ageble full along, mister audiobooks, you.
Speaker 1: And me both anyway, game recognize game.
Speaker 4: Shout out to DNC for pulling off a real life.
Speaker 1: There you go. Shout out to the DNC for pulling
Speaker 1: off a real life puppet regime. Very nice. And somebody thinks,
Speaker 1: you know that's unusual too. Hey, I want to get
Speaker 1: to more comedy. Why wrench attacks on the wealthy crypto
Speaker 1: holders are on the rise? Wrench attacks? What's a wrench attack?
Speaker 1: Let's let's go to the ap which is banned from
Speaker 1: you know, Trump pressers. Let's go to them for a moment.
Speaker 1: The headline grabbing tail of an Italian man who said
Speaker 1: he was kidnapped and tortured for weeks inside an upscale
Speaker 1: Manhattan apartment townhouse by my captors seeking his bitcoin highlights
Speaker 1: a dark quarter of the cryptocurrency world, the threat of
Speaker 1: violence by thieves seeking digital assets. The alleged attempted robbery
Speaker 1: is known as a quote wrench attack end quote. It's
Speaker 1: a name popularized by an online comic that mocked how
Speaker 1: easily high tech security can be undone by hitting someone
Speaker 1: with a wrench until they give up passwords. Wrench attacks
Speaker 1: are on the rise, thanks in part to cryptocurrencies move
Speaker 1: into mainstream finance. Phil Arris of the crypto tracing firm
Speaker 1: TRM Labs said in a recent blog post criminal groups
Speaker 1: already comfortable with using violence to achieve their goals were
Speaker 1: always likely to migrate to crypto. Arris said some of
Speaker 1: the crypto's key characteristics help explain why wealthy individuals who
Speaker 1: hold a lot of digital assets can be ripe targets
Speaker 1: for such attacks. Cryptocurrencies like bitcoin offer traders full control
Speaker 1: of their funds without the need for a bank or
Speaker 1: permission from a government to buy, sell, or hold it.
Speaker 1: The trade off is that if funds are lost or stolen,
Speaker 1: there can be no way to get them back. Self
Speaker 1: reliance is a key ethos of crypto. Securing and controlling
Speaker 1: one's private keys, which are like passwords used to access
Speaker 1: one's crypto holdings, is viewed as a sacrosanct among many
Speaker 1: in the crypto community. A popular motto is quote, not
Speaker 1: your keys, not your coins. Transactions on the blockchain, the
Speaker 1: technology that powers cryptocurrencies are permanent, and unlike cash, jewelry, gold,
Speaker 1: or other items of value, thieves don't need to carry
Speaker 1: them around. Stolen crypto with a few clicks, huge amounts
Speaker 1: of wealth can be transferred from one address to another.
Speaker 1: In the case in New York where two people have
Speaker 1: been charged, a lot of details have yet to come out,
Speaker 1: including the value of the bitcoin the victim possessed. Anyway,
Speaker 1: that story I'm sure will continue to unfold, and I'm
Speaker 1: also positive we're going to see more and more of
Speaker 1: that now. I hold zero crypto assets because I'm broke.
Speaker 1: But if you have some crypto, be careful because it
Speaker 1: doesn't take long for certain types of ethnically based businessmen
Speaker 1: to realize that you know, hey, you know what we do.
Speaker 1: We just go and get their damn keys. They must
Speaker 1: have a memorized y're written down somewhere. Hey, you want
Speaker 1: to talk about the cluelessness of the party that is
Speaker 1: not in power and still remaining out of power. I
Speaker 1: love this, and even Hannity was talking about this this week.
Speaker 1: I know that because I was forced to listen to
Speaker 1: him so I didn't have to listen to silence in
Speaker 1: the dark. Here clueless Democrats spend twenty million to figure
Speaker 1: out how to talk to men yep. In the latest side,
Speaker 1: the Democrats are still still have no idea why they
Speaker 1: lost the twenty twenty four election. The party is planning
Speaker 1: to spend twenty million dollars on an initiative called Speaking
Speaker 1: with American Men a Strategic Plan spoiler, it's every bit
Speaker 1: as ridiculous and cringeworthy as it sounds. The New York
Speaker 1: Times is the first to report on the proposal, known
Speaker 1: as SAM for short. As they explain, SAM promises investment
Speaker 1: to study the syntax, language and content that gains attention
Speaker 1: and virality viral virality, virility in male spaces, virrility. It
Speaker 1: recommends buying advertisements in video games, among other things. So, yeah,
Speaker 1: this is the alleged opposition. They're that stupid. I'll tell
Speaker 1: you what, give me two million, I'll explain it to you,
Speaker 1: and you don't need to go through with this study.
Speaker 1: You don't need to talk to American man as men
Speaker 1: because they're not some sort of specialized thing. At this point,
Speaker 1: you better recruit all of these mushy, weird undefined people
Speaker 1: that you have been championing if enough of them voted
Speaker 1: for you, or wait, maybe there's not enough of them
Speaker 1: in society to constitute a significant enough minority for you
Speaker 1: to recruit. Perhaps your energies were focused in the wrong
Speaker 1: place because they're now the undermined and controlled opposition. See,
Speaker 1: they're meant to fail planned obsolescence. Let's be stupid and
Speaker 1: attract people that do have a sensitivity to the underdog
Speaker 1: in one way or another, the underdog, the underserved, the underrepresented. Yes, indeed,
Speaker 1: that's most of us. But we're just going to focus
Speaker 1: on two percent and three percent of different groups. And oh,
Speaker 1: by the way, we need to turn her to talk
Speaker 1: to men. Nobody knows how to talk to anybody anymore. Morons. Seriously,
Speaker 1: give me the two million dollars. You'll change my life
Speaker 1: and the lives of a few other people, and I'll
Speaker 1: tell you what. I'll solve it for you, no problem. Chase,
Speaker 1: Beaten and Rob describe Israeli settler violence in the West Bank. Oh,
Speaker 1: nobody wants to hear about that, right, because screw the Palestinians.
Speaker 1: You guys don't care about that. Why am I reading that?
Speaker 1: Never mind? I already gave you the cat You're in
Speaker 1: headline from BBC. I thought that was pretty funny. But anyway,
Speaker 1: you want another out of touch headline, let's go to
Speaker 1: that pen Live Patriot News. How about that Donald Trump
Speaker 1: facing a new troubling accusation. Corruption is as clear as
Speaker 1: day accusation. I think you misplaced the word observation. Let's see,
Speaker 1: I already covered Canada and the you know you want
Speaker 1: in on the Iron Dome. Just become a fifty first state. Look, baby,
Speaker 1: I'll take you out to your favorite restaurant. I know
Speaker 1: you didn't want to date me and you said I
Speaker 1: was a repulsive waste of human flesh. But I'll take
Speaker 1: you to a nice restaurant if you go out with me,
Speaker 1: because that's gonna.
Speaker 2: Go well.
Speaker 1: Anyway. Maybe I'll get into something that's serious and personal
Speaker 1: in a moment, because I still have Memorial Day and
Speaker 1: what's what to cover there? Let's see, I had Trump's
Speaker 1: entire statement for a Memorial Day. I'm gonna have to
Speaker 1: retrieve that because I don't see it here now and
Speaker 1: I had it bookmarked. Maybe they took it down. Something's
Speaker 1: weird there. Also Taco Grande, because people care about that
Speaker 1: Trump says it's nasty to call him Taco because it
Speaker 1: stands where Trump always chickens out on his tariffs, and
Speaker 1: it's meant to be a thing with traders because he
Speaker 1: keeps changing every other day and never quite actually commits
Speaker 1: to anything until he kind of settles on some crap
Speaker 1: that means nothing, and then he declares victory and you go, oh, well,
Speaker 1: what the hell? We could talk about Luigi Mangioni and
Speaker 1: his rising fan club and the fact that more of
Speaker 1: these health company and major corporate scumbags need to be shot.
Speaker 1: We could talk about that, but I know that's supposed
Speaker 1: to be a liberal position, right, it's not. I mean,
Speaker 1: the Gold Dome we could talk about, how well, you know,
Speaker 1: that's just us doing an Israel. We talked about the
Speaker 1: Democrats spending money on nothing. Well, what else is old
Speaker 1: new and etc. Charlemagne the God did an interesting statement
Speaker 1: unpacking the Republican's daddy issues with Trump. I find that funny,
Speaker 1: but I'm not going to read from it because who cares.
Speaker 1: Already talked about the Chris lies. Yeah, I mean, I'm
Speaker 1: handling a lot of stuff here, aren't I. Jake Tapper's
Speaker 1: new book gotta love that tell us breaking news, Oh
Speaker 1: my god, revelations of stuff we already knew. We knew
Speaker 1: Biden was messed up, we didn't report it. Well, what
Speaker 1: the hell are you doing on TV? Every damn day?
Speaker 1: And people are going to continue to buy his books,
Speaker 1: watch his show and even though the ratings aren't great,
Speaker 1: it'll be all right.
Speaker 5: Right.
Speaker 1: Should we get into full blown Memorial Day. Should we
Speaker 1: do that, I'm going to have to. I mean, we
Speaker 1: could talk about the all caps rant from Trump on
Speaker 1: truth Social about how you know Democrats are all scum
Speaker 1: and monsters, and like I said, just tune into my
Speaker 1: show Friday night, you'll get a slightly different spin of
Speaker 1: exactly the same thing. But you know, because one of
Speaker 1: my callers will do it, and if not, be Pet'll
Speaker 1: jump on there and talk about how you know, the
Speaker 1: Democratic Party needs to be bad because I want to
Speaker 1: get rid of an opposition that's useless. Why why bother?
Speaker 1: They're not in power, they're not going to be in power.
Speaker 1: They're undermining themselves, circular fire squads constantly. I mean, what
Speaker 1: else can you ask for, Adam an enemy that doesn't
Speaker 1: just straight up lay down for you. I mean, they're
Speaker 1: not even keeping it interesting. It's not even like professional wrestling,
Speaker 1: you know, where there's some drama there. You think maybe
Speaker 1: maybe the Undertaker will beat Hogan or vice versa that day,
Speaker 1: or Randy Savage or I don't know who's big now,
Speaker 1: the USO's. I can't keep tracking new wrestling. It's really
Speaker 1: not my thing anymore. But in its heyday or when
Speaker 1: I was a kid, it was a little more fun
Speaker 1: to watch. I mean, I knew it was all fake,
Speaker 1: but anyway, so here's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: take a break, reorganize my thoughts just a little bit.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm at this point of what don't I
Speaker 1: want to cover? Just is huge and who cares about
Speaker 1: this alleged news? And you know, so I'll tell you
Speaker 1: what we'll do. We'll get to the sacred in another
Speaker 1: segment and I'll put it out of a separate podcast.
Speaker 1: Maybe we'll just call that one Pizza Memorial Day. This
Speaker 1: one is uh, I just gotta laugh because I know
Speaker 1: I'm gonna die. Why well, oh, by the way, did
Speaker 1: I mention Gretchen Whitmer and the pardoning of that? You
Speaker 1: know they were railroaded, These guys were just saying things
Speaker 1: when they were drunk and stupid, or maybe they were
Speaker 1: stupid and they got drunk. I don't know the order
Speaker 1: of events, but most of them are at bi plants. Anyway,
Speaker 1: we all know that that's BS and now he's going
Speaker 1: to pardon the only guys that did get sucked into it.
Speaker 1: But whatever, who cares? Right, Gretchen Whitmer shouldn't care. She
Speaker 1: should know it was fake. Maybe she's not that smart.
Speaker 1: Maybe she needs to hold a few more folders up
Speaker 1: against her face. I don't know something something anyway, if
Speaker 1: you stick around with me, you'll find out in the
Speaker 1: next segment. How's that go ahead, Carlin, I'm in the.
Speaker 5: Truth about the Jafa assassination.
Speaker 1: Right, Well, what do you want to know Judy Baker's
Speaker 1: wild claim? Oswald? Girlfriend, if you knew Ruby and Barry
Speaker 1: answer weapons? Really? I imagine I could claim I have four wheels.
Speaker 1: It doesn't make me a wagon. But okay, Oswald's was
Speaker 1: on the building and I'm trying to prevent the murder
Speaker 1: of John Kennedy. Come on now, has a real effort
Speaker 1: on the day of hay assassination.
Speaker 3: Book into her claim.
Speaker 1: Go to Amazon dot com enter Judith Baker in her
Speaker 1: own words, you'll get the results for a digital copy
Speaker 1: of a book where Walt Brown utilizes her own words
Speaker 1: and the known evidence in the case to get at
Speaker 1: well a different perspective. Let's say you can yet Judithbary
Speaker 1: Baker in her own words from the author himself, signed,
Speaker 1: if you request it by contacting doctor Brown at kias
Speaker 1: jfk at aol dot com. It's a fun book and
Speaker 1: it actually dissects the many, many fantastic claims Judith very
Speaker 1: Baker in her own words, thank you.
Speaker 5: In Denial. Secret Wars with Air Strikes and Tanks by
Speaker 5: Larry Hancock. Secret wars became a staple of US covert
Speaker 5: operations and are still happening today. Larry Hancock's book In
Speaker 5: Denial rips the cover off many of them, using new files.
Speaker 5: It exposes things about the Bay of Pigs that no
Speaker 5: one has ever written about before.
Speaker 1: It shows why it really failed and why the United
Speaker 1: States did not learn from it. It also shows why
Speaker 1: other countries today are doing secret operations with more success.
Speaker 1: This is the book that puts what some want to
Speaker 1: deny into the light. In Denial, Secret Wars with Air
Speaker 1: Strikes and Tanks Larry Hancock. For more information, go to
Speaker 1: Larry hyphen Handcock dot com. Pick up your copy of
Speaker 1: In Denial at Amazon dot com in digital or physical
Speaker 1: foh Chili dot com.
Speaker 5: Revel through Calm Sage.
Speaker 3: The War State by Michael Swanson explains the great national
Speaker 3: transformation that took place and put the Kennedy presidency in
Speaker 3: the context of the times and reveals never before published
Speaker 3: information about the Cuban missile crisis. President Kennedy would not
Speaker 3: have been assassinated if he had been president two hundred
Speaker 3: years ago. His assassination took place in the context of
Speaker 3: the Cold War and the rise of the national security state.
Speaker 3: Before World War II, the United States was a continental republic.
Speaker 3: In the decade that followed it became an imperial superpower.
Speaker 3: Generals such as Curtis LeMay not only wanted to invade Cuba,
Speaker 3: knew that there were short range missiles on the island
Speaker 3: arn't with nuclear warheads that they could not destroy because
Speaker 3: they were on mobile launchers. Their invasion could have led
Speaker 3: to a Third World War, and they wanted to go
Speaker 3: to war anyway. The War State by Michael Swanson reveals why,
Speaker 3: and we'll show you what President Kennedy was up against
Speaker 3: for more information the War State dot com.
Speaker 2: Do you like history, Real history that you were never
Speaker 2: taught in schools? Why the Vietnam War Nuclear Bombs in
Speaker 2: nation Building in Southeastation by author Mike Swamps New documentation
Speaker 2: never seen before that'll open your eyes to events that
Speaker 2: led up to this. Why the Vietnam War Nuclear Bombs
Speaker 2: in Nation Building in Southeast Asia nineteen forty five through
Speaker 2: nineteen sixty one. Get your copy today at Amazon dot com.
Speaker 2: Why the Vietnam War by author Mike Swanson.
Speaker 1: Thunder rule of bracks re bot fire flows through every
Speaker 1: phaint least the pain.
Speaker 2: Busy, so the root killer bulls.
Speaker 5: In Denial The Secret Wars with air Strikes and Tanks
Speaker 5: by Larry Hancock. Secret wars became a staple of US
Speaker 5: covert operations and are still happening today. Larry Hancock's book
Speaker 5: In Denial rips the cover off many of them, using
Speaker 5: new files.
Speaker 1: It exposes things about the Bay of Pigs that no
Speaker 1: one has ever written about before. It shows why it
Speaker 1: really failed and why the United States did not learn
Speaker 1: from it. It also shows why other countries today are
Speaker 1: doing secret operations with more success. This is the book
Speaker 1: that puts what some want to deny into the light.
Speaker 1: In Denial Secret wars with air strikes and tanks Larry Hancock.
Speaker 1: For more information, go to Larry hyphen Hancock dot com.
Speaker 1: Pick up your copy of In Denial at Amazon dot com.
Speaker 1: In Digital or Physical Forces M