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<v Speaker 1>A shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome

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<v Speaker 1>to another edition of idiotology. We let your tako one

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<v Speaker 1>on one one w jr R.

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<v Speaker 2>But your freaking idiots all right, and we do want

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<v Speaker 2>to strongly encourage you to throw a vote in for

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<v Speaker 2>you say we play it in the next fifteen minutes

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<v Speaker 2>jar our facebook page. Everyone who votes each morning for

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<v Speaker 2>you say we play it this week qualified to win

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<v Speaker 2>metallic tickets and we have a pair every day for

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<v Speaker 2>the show in Tampa.

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<v Speaker 1>You could be there. Get your vote in jar our

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<v Speaker 1>facebook page. Tell us which Judas Priest song you want

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<v Speaker 1>to hear. It's three choices. One with the most votes

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<v Speaker 1>gets played back in nine Turbo Loover, pin Killer or

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<v Speaker 1>some heads are gonna roll all right, jur Facebook page.

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<v Speaker 1>About fifteen minutes.

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<v Speaker 2>So I told you that the headline of the week

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<v Speaker 2>contenders have just been so far this year phenomenal. Do

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<v Speaker 2>we all agree? Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>God, yeah, I mean the one that we decided one

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<v Speaker 1>last week for headline in the week was the people

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<v Speaker 1>find in Russia for being too looking looking too gay when.

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<v Speaker 2>They're out looking too gay. Yes, onto, this is a

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<v Speaker 2>whole new week of opportunities here and right right here.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought this was going to be the contender for today,

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<v Speaker 2>but then, uh, hold the phone for a minute, because

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<v Speaker 2>I think we'll write this one down. Well, let's discuss

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<v Speaker 2>this with this is a democracy here, Florida beef thief

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<v Speaker 2>busted following steak out at Costco and Sam's Club.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm writing that.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I guess we can double up if we need to.

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<v Speaker 2>Busted following steak out. Steak out even spelled steak like

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<v Speaker 2>the meat.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh I figured and put parentheses around it. So here's

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<v Speaker 1>the story. This clown was.

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<v Speaker 2>Hitting up Costco and Sam's Club for our large packages

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<v Speaker 2>of meat, and they had a rough idea who this

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<v Speaker 2>guy was and that he hit on a regular basis,

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<v Speaker 2>so they did. They kind of laid and wait for him.

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<v Speaker 2>So he was a dual card holder, dual fake card

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<v Speaker 2>holder on top of it that so he got in

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<v Speaker 2>with the fake card, which I don't know how you

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<v Speaker 2>do that now because you have to scan your card

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<v Speaker 2>at Costco now. So if he was able to circumvent that, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you got to give him credit thief credit points there.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey did they for you?

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<v Speaker 2>Bob World? Order is ass?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Do they make you scan a card to go

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<v Speaker 1>and use the food court. Now you are.

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<v Speaker 2>Supposed to be a member now at the food court

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<v Speaker 2>from what I understand.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, yeah, they're laying down the law. Man I used

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<v Speaker 1>to see, you know, just you're hardworking individual who just

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<v Speaker 1>walked through the exit aisle and go down and grab

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<v Speaker 1>or dog.

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<v Speaker 2>If I'm not mistaken, I think the only thing you

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<v Speaker 2>don't have to have a membership for is the liquor store,

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<v Speaker 2>because that's the that's the law. Oh really, yeah, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not mistaken.

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<v Speaker 1>We don't have a Vickers store at the winter Park one.

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<v Speaker 2>Been mistaken before, Yeah, many times.

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<v Speaker 1>My mom I talked to her yesterday she went to Costco.

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<v Speaker 1>There was not one parking spot in the entire lot. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I believe it. Or it was Saturday, she went, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Saturday or Sunday, Like I said, they should give the

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<v Speaker 2>driver's exam in the Costco parking lot. I fully believe that. God,

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<v Speaker 2>you're not kidding anyway. So they laid him, wait and

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<v Speaker 2>a busted. This guy named Abel Cordova accused it on

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<v Speaker 2>this one where they caught him. He had one thousand

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<v Speaker 2>dollars worth of meat from the Costco in uh Fort

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<v Speaker 2>Myers area or Naples down his pants.

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<v Speaker 1>He's is he reselling this is that?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what he was doing with it, but uh.

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<v Speaker 1>Thousand dollars worth of meat, that's about that's a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of meat to fit in your pants.

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<v Speaker 2>He well, if if he's against some that wago beef

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<v Speaker 2>and whatnot, the day and prime stuff that they sell

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<v Speaker 2>now a few packages, you could rack that up pretty quick.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I gotta get that for the for the fantasy

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<v Speaker 1>football draft that I lost. But I'm going to go

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<v Speaker 1>to Petties for it.

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<v Speaker 2>Poor Abel is also facing some additional charges with the

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<v Speaker 2>fake membership cards in the fentanyl that he also had

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<v Speaker 2>on his person. I don't want to go anywhere without

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<v Speaker 2>your fentanyl.

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<v Speaker 1>So do he total up? And if you're buying steaks

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<v Speaker 1>from Abel, that means it could be traces a fentanyl

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<v Speaker 1>on it, fentanyl beef is did they like tally up

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<v Speaker 1>how much he stole total?

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<v Speaker 2>They didn't give that and said it this one. They

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<v Speaker 2>caught him here at one thousand dollars worth. Yeah, this

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<v Speaker 2>guys all right? Uh next, I said this one definitely.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, I didn't even hesitate on this one.

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<v Speaker 2>This is the headline of the week contender. Although the

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<v Speaker 2>room has spoken, and you said the first one qualifies.

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<v Speaker 1>I have Florida Beef, thief Busted and steak out written

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<v Speaker 1>down already you.

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<v Speaker 2>Ready for this?

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<v Speaker 1>Right?

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<v Speaker 2>Main man gets first moose and bride to be the

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<v Speaker 2>same day he bagged his first moose and proposed to

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<v Speaker 2>his sweetie all of the same day.

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<v Speaker 1>Did he have like moose knuckles? You know, like did

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<v Speaker 1>he feel dressed the moose before proposing?

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<v Speaker 2>Congratulations? Jared Lavers from New Gloucester.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so let me finish right in this main man

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<v Speaker 1>gets first moose, bags first moose.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, gets first moose and bride to be the.

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<v Speaker 1>Same day and bride to be same day. Wow. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll never forget when you proposed me.

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<v Speaker 2>It's right after you neither bagged your first moose, made

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<v Speaker 2>the brun.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, like I was married in the year two thousand,

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<v Speaker 1>because I'll never forget the year, right, because it was

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<v Speaker 1>an even number. It's two thousand, so it's always easy

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<v Speaker 1>to remember. Oh yeah, it's our twenty fifth anniversary coming up.

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<v Speaker 1>But if it was moose day when you got yours,

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<v Speaker 1>this guy that's his life, maple syrup moose and it's

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<v Speaker 1>a sweet little bride.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, that was one thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, my sister and her husband lived in Maine.

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<v Speaker 1>They they moose hunt.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, no, they didn't moose hunt, but it was always

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<v Speaker 2>they we always talk about how there was moose always around.

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<v Speaker 2>And I went saw how many times did I go

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<v Speaker 2>about their handful of times never saw a moose? Felt

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<v Speaker 2>like I was getting short changed. I need to get

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<v Speaker 2>a hold of Jared Lavers.

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<v Speaker 1>They see you come out on that porch and they

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<v Speaker 1>were like, oh, that guy can eat a good amount

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<v Speaker 1>of moose scatter. He called you the moose, the moose scarer.

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<v Speaker 1>We got here. How much your average I'm gonna google

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<v Speaker 1>how much your average moose weighs?

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<v Speaker 2>You're big?

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<v Speaker 1>What's your guest without without looking? Its eight hundred pounds?

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<v Speaker 1>Wait of and I'm not gonna I'm gonna go yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna say average. Yeah, I'm gonna go nine. Let's

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<v Speaker 1>see whoa eight forty to fifteen hundred pounds?

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<v Speaker 2>So I I I was on the fringes of my guests.

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<v Speaker 1>You, yeah, you're pretty solid female moose. Uh four hundred

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<v Speaker 1>to eleven hundred, All right, they're leaner, Okay, the guestimate

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<v Speaker 1>with uh pictures of moose I've seen in my lifetime.

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<v Speaker 2>I threw the eight hundred number out there.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, pictures that he's seen because he's the moose scarer. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>look up there on the porch.

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<v Speaker 2>Hurry, blend into the woods.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't know what a moose would talk like, you

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<v Speaker 1>know how, I've always said Rocky and Bully Rocky was

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<v Speaker 1>a moose. Right, do the Rocky voice, you'll remember it. Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>bo Wiggle would have a picture pull rapping. Yeah, let

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<v Speaker 1>me ask. I don't think he did that.

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<v Speaker 2>It might be conflating two different cartoons.

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<v Speaker 1>Of course, people are doing the same thing. I threw

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<v Speaker 1>out right out of the game at the moose, and

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<v Speaker 1>I'll call you. You can't do a moose story without it,

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<v Speaker 1>you know.

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<v Speaker 2>You know how I've always said, you can make research

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<v Speaker 2>into surveys pretty much come out any way you need

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<v Speaker 2>him to.

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<v Speaker 1>One more time, I was reading a Costco hot Dog

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<v Speaker 1>question of the text line two two five two six.

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<v Speaker 2>What now you can make your surveys and research come

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<v Speaker 2>out any way you want it? Oh, of course you

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<v Speaker 2>can spin it any way you want. You just go

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<v Speaker 2>interview the right group of people. They're gonna make that

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<v Speaker 2>come out your way. Or if you're a beef company.

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<v Speaker 1>A beef company stand outside the damn Arby's drive.

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<v Speaker 2>Who wants to put out a survey that says one

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<v Speaker 2>in three vegetarians and vegans admit to cheating by eating meat.

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<v Speaker 1>Cheating on their spouses, or cheating by eating meat. Oh God,

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<v Speaker 1>I had this prime.

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<v Speaker 2>They're just down to try to what they're trying to

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<v Speaker 2>convert the get these vegetarians and vegans come back over

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<v Speaker 2>to the carnivore side of things. That's what I take.

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<v Speaker 1>Out of this. I had this Prime, Ribbi, and it

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<v Speaker 1>made me go and seek out Sarah. Oh, that's a

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<v Speaker 1>life coach question. Sorry, the text line it was the

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<v Speaker 1>Costco question. I'm printing that up.

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<v Speaker 2>There's something I can help with the hot dog.

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<v Speaker 1>Now Life Coach is gonna have to help on Wednesday

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<v Speaker 1>when he visits us.

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<v Speaker 2>Did I I didn't give out any inaccurate Costco info?

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<v Speaker 2>Did I? No?

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<v Speaker 1>You didn't. I just bought liquor at Sam's and no

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<v Speaker 1>card needed. Nothing like buying liquor at eight fifteen in

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<v Speaker 1>the Morning's.

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<v Speaker 2>A state law. You know.

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<v Speaker 1>Cats that just bought lugger now they needed man.

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<v Speaker 2>Whatever gets you through the day. Brother, we got rocking with.

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<v Speaker 1>US for three decades. One O one one w j

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<v Speaker 1>r R, Orlando's rock station,