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Speaker 2: So I told you that the headline of the week
Speaker 2: contenders have just been so far this year phenomenal. Do
Speaker 2: we all agree? Oh?
Speaker 1: God, yeah, I mean the one that we decided one
Speaker 1: last week for headline in the week was the people
Speaker 1: find in Russia for being too looking looking too gay when.
Speaker 2: They're out looking too gay. Yes, onto, this is a
Speaker 2: whole new week of opportunities here and right right here.
Speaker 2: I thought this was going to be the contender for today,
Speaker 2: but then, uh, hold the phone for a minute, because
Speaker 2: I think we'll write this one down. Well, let's discuss
Speaker 2: this with this is a democracy here, Florida beef thief
Speaker 2: busted following steak out at Costco and Sam's Club.
Speaker 1: I'm writing that.
Speaker 2: Well, I guess we can double up if we need to.
Speaker 2: Busted following steak out. Steak out even spelled steak like
Speaker 2: the meat.
Speaker 1: Oh I figured and put parentheses around it. So here's
Speaker 1: the story. This clown was.
Speaker 2: Hitting up Costco and Sam's Club for our large packages
Speaker 2: of meat, and they had a rough idea who this
Speaker 2: guy was and that he hit on a regular basis,
Speaker 2: so they did. They kind of laid and wait for him.
Speaker 2: So he was a dual card holder, dual fake card
Speaker 2: holder on top of it that so he got in
Speaker 2: with the fake card, which I don't know how you
Speaker 2: do that now because you have to scan your card
Speaker 2: at Costco now. So if he was able to circumvent that, yeah,
Speaker 2: you got to give him credit thief credit points there.
Speaker 1: Hey did they for you?
Speaker 2: Bob World? Order is ass?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Do they make you scan a card to go
Speaker 1: and use the food court. Now you are.
Speaker 2: Supposed to be a member now at the food court
Speaker 2: from what I understand.
Speaker 1: Wow, yeah, they're laying down the law. Man I used
Speaker 1: to see, you know, just you're hardworking individual who just
Speaker 1: walked through the exit aisle and go down and grab
Speaker 1: or dog.
Speaker 2: If I'm not mistaken, I think the only thing you
Speaker 2: don't have to have a membership for is the liquor store,
Speaker 2: because that's the that's the law. Oh really, yeah, I'm
Speaker 2: not mistaken.
Speaker 1: We don't have a Vickers store at the winter Park one.
Speaker 2: Been mistaken before, Yeah, many times.
Speaker 1: My mom I talked to her yesterday she went to Costco.
Speaker 1: There was not one parking spot in the entire lot. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I believe it. Or it was Saturday, she went, Yeah.
Speaker 2: Saturday or Sunday, Like I said, they should give the
Speaker 2: driver's exam in the Costco parking lot. I fully believe that. God,
Speaker 2: you're not kidding anyway. So they laid him, wait and
Speaker 2: a busted. This guy named Abel Cordova accused it on
Speaker 2: this one where they caught him. He had one thousand
Speaker 2: dollars worth of meat from the Costco in uh Fort
Speaker 2: Myers area or Naples down his pants.
Speaker 1: He's is he reselling this is that?
Speaker 2: I don't know what he was doing with it, but uh.
Speaker 1: Thousand dollars worth of meat, that's about that's a lot
Speaker 1: of meat to fit in your pants.
Speaker 2: He well, if if he's against some that wago beef
Speaker 2: and whatnot, the day and prime stuff that they sell
Speaker 2: now a few packages, you could rack that up pretty quick.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I gotta get that for the for the fantasy
Speaker 1: football draft that I lost. But I'm going to go
Speaker 1: to Petties for it.
Speaker 2: Poor Abel is also facing some additional charges with the
Speaker 2: fake membership cards in the fentanyl that he also had
Speaker 2: on his person. I don't want to go anywhere without
Speaker 2: your fentanyl.
Speaker 1: So do he total up? And if you're buying steaks
Speaker 1: from Abel, that means it could be traces a fentanyl
Speaker 1: on it, fentanyl beef is did they like tally up
Speaker 1: how much he stole total?
Speaker 2: They didn't give that and said it this one. They
Speaker 2: caught him here at one thousand dollars worth. Yeah, this
Speaker 2: guys all right? Uh next, I said this one definitely.
Speaker 2: I was like, I didn't even hesitate on this one.
Speaker 2: This is the headline of the week contender. Although the
Speaker 2: room has spoken, and you said the first one qualifies.
Speaker 1: I have Florida Beef, thief Busted and steak out written
Speaker 1: down already you.
Speaker 2: Ready for this?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 2: Main man gets first moose and bride to be the
Speaker 2: same day he bagged his first moose and proposed to
Speaker 2: his sweetie all of the same day.
Speaker 1: Did he have like moose knuckles? You know, like did
Speaker 1: he feel dressed the moose before proposing?
Speaker 2: Congratulations? Jared Lavers from New Gloucester.
Speaker 1: Okay, so let me finish right in this main man
Speaker 1: gets first moose, bags first moose.
Speaker 2: Right, gets first moose and bride to be the.
Speaker 1: Same day and bride to be same day. Wow. No,
Speaker 1: I'll never forget when you proposed me.
Speaker 2: It's right after you neither bagged your first moose, made
Speaker 2: the brun.
Speaker 1: You know, like I was married in the year two thousand,
Speaker 1: because I'll never forget the year, right, because it was
Speaker 1: an even number. It's two thousand, so it's always easy
Speaker 1: to remember. Oh yeah, it's our twenty fifth anniversary coming up.
Speaker 1: But if it was moose day when you got yours,
Speaker 1: this guy that's his life, maple syrup moose and it's
Speaker 1: a sweet little bride.
Speaker 2: You know, that was one thing.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 2: You know, my sister and her husband lived in Maine.
Speaker 1: They they moose hunt.
Speaker 2: Well, no, they didn't moose hunt, but it was always
Speaker 2: they we always talk about how there was moose always around.
Speaker 2: And I went saw how many times did I go
Speaker 2: about their handful of times never saw a moose? Felt
Speaker 2: like I was getting short changed. I need to get
Speaker 2: a hold of Jared Lavers.
Speaker 1: They see you come out on that porch and they
Speaker 1: were like, oh, that guy can eat a good amount
Speaker 1: of moose scatter. He called you the moose, the moose scarer.
Speaker 1: We got here. How much your average I'm gonna google
Speaker 1: how much your average moose weighs?
Speaker 2: You're big?
Speaker 1: What's your guest without without looking? Its eight hundred pounds?
Speaker 1: Wait of and I'm not gonna I'm gonna go yes,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say average. Yeah, I'm gonna go nine. Let's
Speaker 1: see whoa eight forty to fifteen hundred pounds?
Speaker 2: So I I I was on the fringes of my guests.
Speaker 1: You, yeah, you're pretty solid female moose. Uh four hundred
Speaker 1: to eleven hundred, All right, they're leaner, Okay, the guestimate
Speaker 1: with uh pictures of moose I've seen in my lifetime.
Speaker 2: I threw the eight hundred number out there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, pictures that he's seen because he's the moose scarer. Oh,
Speaker 1: look up there on the porch.
Speaker 2: Hurry, blend into the woods.
Speaker 1: You don't know what a moose would talk like, you
Speaker 1: know how, I've always said Rocky and Bully Rocky was
Speaker 1: a moose. Right, do the Rocky voice, you'll remember it. Hey,
Speaker 1: bo Wiggle would have a picture pull rapping. Yeah, let
Speaker 1: me ask. I don't think he did that.
Speaker 2: It might be conflating two different cartoons.
Speaker 1: Of course, people are doing the same thing. I threw
Speaker 1: out right out of the game at the moose, and
Speaker 1: I'll call you. You can't do a moose story without it,
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 2: You know how I've always said, you can make research
Speaker 2: into surveys pretty much come out any way you need
Speaker 2: him to.
Speaker 1: One more time, I was reading a Costco hot Dog
Speaker 1: question of the text line two two five two six.
Speaker 2: What now you can make your surveys and research come
Speaker 2: out any way you want it? Oh, of course you
Speaker 2: can spin it any way you want. You just go
Speaker 2: interview the right group of people. They're gonna make that
Speaker 2: come out your way. Or if you're a beef company.
Speaker 1: A beef company stand outside the damn Arby's drive.
Speaker 2: Who wants to put out a survey that says one
Speaker 2: in three vegetarians and vegans admit to cheating by eating meat.
Speaker 1: Cheating on their spouses, or cheating by eating meat. Oh God,
Speaker 1: I had this prime.
Speaker 2: They're just down to try to what they're trying to
Speaker 2: convert the get these vegetarians and vegans come back over
Speaker 2: to the carnivore side of things. That's what I take.
Speaker 1: Out of this. I had this Prime, Ribbi, and it
Speaker 1: made me go and seek out Sarah. Oh, that's a
Speaker 1: life coach question. Sorry, the text line it was the
Speaker 1: Costco question. I'm printing that up.
Speaker 2: There's something I can help with the hot dog.
Speaker 1: Now Life Coach is gonna have to help on Wednesday
Speaker 1: when he visits us.
Speaker 2: Did I I didn't give out any inaccurate Costco info?
Speaker 2: Did I? No?
Speaker 1: You didn't. I just bought liquor at Sam's and no
Speaker 1: card needed. Nothing like buying liquor at eight fifteen in
Speaker 1: the Morning's.
Speaker 2: A state law. You know.
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