Speaker 1: Hi, everybody, Welcome to Pink Shade. This is Kimberly.
Speaker 2: Hello. Hi, I'm Mary Pain. I'm Mary Pine. Hi readdy,
Speaker 2: I'm married Ginger, Ginger, Ginger. You stop that right now.
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Speaker 2: Is that my lipsy? You put my lipsy down? And
Speaker 2: I met Mar. Everybody. I'm not in Mary Pain, but
Speaker 2: I want to be.
Speaker 1: But you have the lashes of Mary Pain thanks to you. Hello, Lash.
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Speaker 1: Oh my god. Last time we talked about it, it
Speaker 1: was twenty.
Speaker 2: Well I just saw a thing, so it that shit works.
Speaker 1: I'm here, yeah, mm hmm h. We are so excited
Speaker 1: to be here. We Mary Pain is not feeling well,
Speaker 1: so we wish her well. We miss her, but it's
Speaker 1: always exciting to get to talk to the lovely Matt Marr.
Speaker 1: I was talking about you with Mary Pain just yesterday,
Speaker 1: two days ago, and I said, he's going to pee town.
Speaker 1: But I don't know what that is. I said, is
Speaker 1: that pussy town?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: And she I said that can't be right, and she.
Speaker 2: Said it's more like penis town.
Speaker 1: Yeah, penistown that's and you have a bunch of slutty outfits.
Speaker 1: So I'm just thrilled for you.
Speaker 2: It's Provincetown, really but okay, which is on the very
Speaker 2: tip of the Cape of Massachusetts.
Speaker 1: Just the tip of just cape tip.
Speaker 2: It's beautiful. It's not just I will say, it's not
Speaker 2: just a legitibi aqua a queer destination. It is also anybody.
Speaker 2: There's actually a lot of straight people that will go,
Speaker 2: and families and things like that. It's just like the
Speaker 2: most magical, safest, especially in the day and age, safest
Speaker 2: lgbt Q I a space I think I've ever been in.
Speaker 1: Wow, I love that.
Speaker 2: It's great. Like you see straight guys with their wife
Speaker 2: and their kids pushing a stroller and their shirt says
Speaker 2: wicked pride. Yeah, it's just great. It's so anyway, and
Speaker 2: it's there's wonderful drag shows, wonderful food. There's also it's
Speaker 2: not like fire Islands. It's not like, you know, Fireland's
Speaker 2: just like Dicks, Dicks Dick, you.
Speaker 1: Know, dickstick.
Speaker 2: Yes, Uh, Provincetown is a little more. Things close down
Speaker 2: at one o'clock so and I usually always irish could
Speaker 2: buy everyone around midnight because I get crowded and my
Speaker 2: gummy wears off and I'm like, I'm going to bed. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so anyway, it's great. I just Ingrid producer Ingriss telling
Speaker 2: me there's a town called i uh Rehoboth, which I've
Speaker 2: never heard of, but another other gay destination. Apparently I
Speaker 2: need to go there as well and just do the rounds.
Speaker 1: I just want to go hang out to just do
Speaker 1: a gay road trip now and go to all of
Speaker 1: these gay destinations.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we don't have this really in California or in
Speaker 2: the in the West coast, like we.
Speaker 3: Don't San Francisco, but the city well San Francisco's ruined
Speaker 3: now because of tech.
Speaker 2: But even before, like there was it was like a
Speaker 2: gay area. But these are like actually like gay like
Speaker 2: queer towns like the whole Yeah, like little Enclaves and so.
Speaker 2: But yeah, San Francisco probably would have been the closest,
Speaker 2: but now it's so different. But we don't have anything
Speaker 2: like that. I mean there's West Hollywood Springs, you know what.
Speaker 2: I think Palm Springs actually would be the best thing
Speaker 2: that we have, which is wonderful. It's like a wonderful actually, yes,
Speaker 2: Palm Springs. I was just in Palm Springs, so I
Speaker 2: love that. Yeah, it's great anyway.
Speaker 1: Any Way, I'm so happy to see you and we
Speaker 1: miss you. Mary Payne. Come back soon, but we are
Speaker 1: here to talk about ninety day. He yaw he yaw
Speaker 1: h a happily ever after. I would not recommend this
Speaker 1: show to start if you do not know the backstories
Speaker 1: of these people. I mean lost, You're gonna be real lost.
Speaker 1: They do the very briefest of backstories on each person,
Speaker 1: and they leave out most of the good stuff.
Speaker 2: I feel like I do leave out mostly because they
Speaker 2: leave out unless they're trolling someone, they leave out all
Speaker 2: the messy stuff. Yes, yeah they do.
Speaker 1: It's like it never happened. Much like Baby Girl Lisa,
Speaker 1: it's just gone.
Speaker 2: It's just gone.
Speaker 1: Yeah, only.
Speaker 2: Like an American roll dog who's.
Speaker 1: If you weren't there for that. It was a moment
Speaker 1: in time and it was fleeting. It was ephemeral. It's gone,
Speaker 1: so sorry, but we were there.
Speaker 2: Now you remember it all too well. Yeah, there's just.
Speaker 4: You can throw a super bluff on body bluff both
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Speaker 1: But yeah, speaking of Jasmine, we're gonna start with Jasmine.
Speaker 1: Let's do how's that for a segue? Jasmine and Gino
Speaker 1: and Matt. Uh, so we have we start with the
Speaker 1: last tell all from Last Resort where Jasmine surprises everyone
Speaker 1: with a big baby bump and Sean Robinson is doing
Speaker 1: her Maury Povich. Povich was he who is the father?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Are you Gene? It's my friend Karamo? Now Karamo's
Speaker 2: does that now? From Queer Eye?
Speaker 1: Are you serious?
Speaker 2: That's a well he guessed it like when Maury was
Speaker 2: kind of retiring, he like, uh, he was like half on,
Speaker 2: half off, and so Karama would fill in and all
Speaker 2: the time. Well, then I would love carleb. Yeah, oh
Speaker 2: I know him. He's a really sweet, sweet guy and
Speaker 2: he uh but basically he took over now the Coroma Show,
Speaker 2: like in its third season in New York? Is that
Speaker 2: that's a lot of what they do.
Speaker 1: Setting my DVR because I don't know how I missed this.
Speaker 1: I follow him on Instagram, but obviously not closely enough.
Speaker 1: So nine months early, sorry, seven months earlier. So the
Speaker 1: baby is just a twinkle in Matt's eye at this point.
Speaker 1: Airport fake out, so we see both Gino and Jazzmine
Speaker 1: in airports. She's coming to the airport to pick someone up.
Speaker 1: He's arriving at the airport.
Speaker 2: Oh way, Oh happy together.
Speaker 1: We're going to see them awkwardly kiss at the airport
Speaker 1: and she no, it's a fake out. Gino is going
Speaker 1: to see Natalie, who looks to me like a combination
Speaker 1: of Larissa, She who goes against the Queen must I, Jasmine,
Speaker 1: and Octomom, who I recently saw in People magazine. She
Speaker 1: looks great.
Speaker 2: Oh really, she got all of her stuff done taken
Speaker 2: care of.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she looks good. It was an interesting article.
Speaker 2: Has a sable human being, though.
Speaker 1: It does appear to be that.
Speaker 2: I don't know much about it.
Speaker 1: I think her doctor was a terrible person for doing
Speaker 1: all of that implanting.
Speaker 2: I yeah, well, yeah, I never get into I'm just
Speaker 2: not fascinated by like, people with a bunch of kids.
Speaker 2: It's just not interesting to me. I don't think it's
Speaker 2: a big feat. Yes, to raise children is hard, But
Speaker 2: to get pregnant, well it is hard for some people.
Speaker 2: So I'm not gonna say, but I feel like, but
Speaker 2: after you have, like, after you have like four or
Speaker 2: five kids.
Speaker 1: Oh, that's already too many for me. I want to zero.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm like, the earth is already overpopulated. I don't think
Speaker 1: you need that many. And I don't think your jeans
Speaker 1: are that great that you like must reproduce, like the
Speaker 1: lines whatever, ugger.
Speaker 2: All that shit. I don't. We call her on our show,
Speaker 2: we call her jazz Bot because she just looks like jazzmine,
Speaker 2: Like if somebody made a ropot of jasmine, it would be.
Speaker 1: But it's all that cookie, this this stamping that that
Speaker 1: all the women sort of look like. Now this the
Speaker 1: botox and the lips and the I just got botox. Actually,
Speaker 1: I'm feeling a little.
Speaker 2: Spock right now for time to have it.
Speaker 1: No, I just haven't had it in like two years.
Speaker 1: So I'm trying to get back on the horse of
Speaker 1: taking care of myself. And that includes just a little bit.
Speaker 1: I might, I might do lips, but I'm going to
Speaker 1: do little lips, just little lips.
Speaker 2: Do what you want to do. I don't mind thin
Speaker 2: lips on women. I think that I but just and
Speaker 2: we're going to talk about it later. Make sure you
Speaker 2: don't just know when you do your lips really big,
Speaker 2: what it's going to look like when you eat a
Speaker 2: turkey leg. That's important to remember.
Speaker 1: That's important, always important to remember. I'm going to ask
Speaker 1: the dermatologist that, like, what will this look? I'm a vegetarian,
Speaker 1: but let's say I got a piece of toefurkyr greasy
Speaker 1: corn with butter. Like, am I going to be able to?
Speaker 2: Am?
Speaker 1: I gonna have to like donkey it and stick the
Speaker 1: teeth out?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: And yeah. So Jasmine is picking up Matt at the airport,
Speaker 1: who calls her mama. A bit of foreshadowing there, and
Speaker 1: she smells him a lot. We all know she loves
Speaker 1: to smell. She loves the stinky feet, she loves the
Speaker 1: toe cheese and all of that. And she's wearing pretty
Speaker 1: woman boots and she says, oh, just a casual airport outfit.
Speaker 1: But they're just friends, guys, They're just friends with benefits.
Speaker 2: Friends who bet.
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Speaker 1: Yeah. So, Jasmine says she is homeless now because Gino
Speaker 1: has kicked her out of the house American Dream and
Speaker 1: she's staying with Matt And then we see the flash
Speaker 1: to their wedding, their sexless marriage there on last resort,
Speaker 1: the idea of the open marriage, and Gino, when and
Speaker 1: pitched the idea of the open marriage, has that upside
Speaker 1: down smile like Robin Brown from Sister Wives, and he
Speaker 1: was never happy about it. She says Gino couldn't handle
Speaker 1: the open marriage and kicked her out, but she still
Speaker 1: loves him for some reason that we still haven't figured out,
Speaker 1: and she wants to work it out. But in the meantime,
Speaker 1: she's going to get her physical needs met by her
Speaker 1: friend Matt. Meanwhile, Jasmine Gino, sorry, is in Vegas to
Speaker 1: meet Natalie. I wish it was the other Natalie because
Speaker 1: she would murder Gino.
Speaker 2: Gino, Gino, have crib Gino.
Speaker 1: You called me prostitute, you call me hooker.
Speaker 2: You've taken me to Vegas.
Speaker 1: She would murder him in his sleep.
Speaker 2: Yes, but as but she would murder all men.
Speaker 1: But that is yes, she already she looks like fatal
Speaker 1: attraction jene close already.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and that is the attraction, as Poodles said, because
Speaker 2: he this is his favorite topic. Guy to sleep with
Speaker 2: is you don't know if you're gonna get like.
Speaker 1: Am I gonna wake up?
Speaker 2: Are you gonna wake up from this after you bang?
Speaker 1: Yeah? And will I still have a penis?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: If I do wake up.
Speaker 2: So it's with the devil every week. Yeah.
Speaker 1: It makes him feel alive. So he's like, I thought
Speaker 1: you'd be taller. I like it. And then he says,
Speaker 1: I'm fifty five years young and I'm from Michigan, and
Speaker 1: I'm finally exploring my side of the open marriage. And
Speaker 1: they they met on social media. She was friendly because
Speaker 1: she wants to be on TV. So he decided to
Speaker 1: fly out to Vegas to meet with her with two
Speaker 1: full suitcases and she's like, how long are you staying?
Speaker 1: I just want to be with you long enough to
Speaker 1: get on the show. Oh are you moving here? And
Speaker 1: he says his classic line, which is I couldn't be
Speaker 1: intimate with Jasmine because of the fighting, and he can't
Speaker 1: be intimate when there's fighting. And she gave him the
Speaker 1: ultimatum about the open marriage. He made Matt promise to
Speaker 1: have safe sex. They throw that in there. She was
Speaker 1: allowed to see him twice a week for no more
Speaker 1: than two hours. They were not allowed to get close
Speaker 1: or cuddling. So they must have done it like orthodox
Speaker 1: style with a hole in a sheet or something.
Speaker 2: Boy, don't knock it till you try. I've done it once,
Speaker 2: but it was kind of a different situation.
Speaker 1: That's the story for another podcast.
Speaker 2: It wasn't really orthodox, is more just look, I don't
Speaker 2: want to say it's Mary Paynes. She's gonna be yelling stop,
Speaker 2: so I'm not gonna I'm just gonna say it rhymes
Speaker 2: with hoary dough.
Speaker 1: Dorita.
Speaker 6: Uh.
Speaker 2: It reminds with boryhole.
Speaker 1: Oh there we go, ding king, I need to. I
Speaker 1: need to brush up on my gay terminology before I
Speaker 1: go on my gay road trip.
Speaker 2: Yes you should, because you will see a lot of
Speaker 2: boryhole holes in Fire Island.
Speaker 1: I love it. I'm not gonna one time. One time
Speaker 1: on Dayline, this guy was like a murderer and his
Speaker 1: like screen name on this video game was Boukacky, which
Speaker 1: Katie and I had never heard of, and they like
Speaker 1: half blurted out on Dateline. We still get messages to
Speaker 1: people who listen to that old episode and are like,
Speaker 1: please tell me you learn what that was? Please tell you.
Speaker 2: I saw that word. I knew what it was, but
Speaker 2: I saw the word and I I said, well, they
Speaker 2: were in a buck cake what it's on the pod,
Speaker 2: and so I didn't know. I didn't know it was
Speaker 2: you know.
Speaker 1: Boo cocky? Okay, yeah, but cake? That makes more sense. Sure,
Speaker 1: so they she broke all the rules, so he kicked
Speaker 1: her out. Now again, we do not know where her
Speaker 1: children are, if that paperwork was ever put through to
Speaker 1: bring her children, and what's happening now now that they're
Speaker 1: not together.
Speaker 2: I you know, I don't know, and she cares, you know,
Speaker 2: we don't know if I think she does. But we
Speaker 2: also don't know. And but also so when you think
Speaker 2: about it, though I don't, I guess she can file
Speaker 2: it now, but maybe she can't. But Gina is the
Speaker 2: reason why her kids aren't there. It's not because of Jeff. Sure,
Speaker 2: he didn't follow that paperwork so that.
Speaker 1: It was summertime. He cannot work on paperwork when the
Speaker 1: weather's nice.
Speaker 2: That Michigan, Yes it was. That was his excuse. So
Speaker 2: I don't know. Maybe lawyer bunkies come at us, can
Speaker 2: let us know, like, because I don't know if Jasmine
Speaker 2: now can do that on our own right.
Speaker 1: So he says he should have his needs met, but
Speaker 1: he can't with Jasmine because of all the negative talking.
Speaker 1: So he says he's exploring with Natalie. Jasmine does not
Speaker 1: know he's there with Natalie, and they're doing the most
Speaker 1: awkward flirting I've ever seen. And it's like, you look
Speaker 1: cute with your glasses. He giggles like a girl, like
Speaker 1: a little girl. Who is someone's pulling on his pigtails.
Speaker 1: My dad goes, she wants to be a regular on
Speaker 1: this show. That's what my dad Bob said. He's hip
Speaker 1: to what's going on with Natalie. Ye, so we are
Speaker 1: seeing some of their very cringe worthy messages from before
Speaker 1: the trip, and I'm not even gonna. I didn't even
Speaker 1: pause because I didn't want to read further. It was like,
Speaker 1: you're cute, You're so cute. And then she says she
Speaker 1: prefers bald men, and he's like, I might ditch the hat.
Speaker 1: And then they go to the ice bar in Vegas,
Speaker 1: which I do want to I would like to check
Speaker 1: it out, except they give you coats to wear, and
Speaker 1: I feel like they don't wash them, and people in
Speaker 1: Vegas are very sweaty.
Speaker 2: They don't wash them, and they're that coats, y'all, it's
Speaker 2: gonna smell like stale cigarette smoke.
Speaker 1: Okay, can you bring your own coat?
Speaker 2: I bet you could. Yeah, it's got like a Canadian
Speaker 2: goose or whatever.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So Natalie says she's twice divorced with a lot
Speaker 1: of toxic relationships, so she's perfect for ninety day fiance.
Speaker 2: Lots of toxic relationships.
Speaker 1: She normally picks the bad boys, but she likes Gino
Speaker 1: because he's not macho and he's nerdy but also toxic.
Speaker 1: It can be those things and still.
Speaker 2: Talking all those things.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, yes, yes, So then she drinks from the
Speaker 1: titty shot. Never thought i'd use that word, and I
Speaker 1: just did. And I feel weird from titty shot the
Speaker 1: titty and again I thought, do they clean that spout?
Speaker 1: I'm not even a German phoe, but I.
Speaker 2: Think I feel like because Jake had a problem. He's like,
Speaker 2: if you're going to do a shot, he said, I
Speaker 2: want it coming from the nipple, and it looks like.
Speaker 1: No, it's like a straw coming out.
Speaker 2: I think they do that for cleanliness. So instead, I
Speaker 2: think they probably put a new straw in everything and
Speaker 2: each time.
Speaker 1: But then it's not really a titty shot. You're just
Speaker 1: drinking from a straw.
Speaker 2: You're just drinking from a straw that's inside of a tit.
Speaker 2: So you know, I grew up Catholic. We drank wine
Speaker 2: after people all the time, which is disgusting when you
Speaker 2: think about it. But if I'm in Vegas, I'm just
Speaker 2: gonna do a shot off the tit.
Speaker 1: Yeah side of you and daggers.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, the slot machines that you've touched, Oh that
Speaker 2: all of them just have fecal matter on them.
Speaker 1: Probably you're eating them from buffets.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, it's just yeah, it's.
Speaker 1: A Cesspool, but I kind of want to go back,
Speaker 1: so do so the gino tries, he makes a mess
Speaker 1: and it goes all over the floor. He they're laughing
Speaker 1: and smiling because Natalie is so nice and not negative.
Speaker 1: She's not yelling at me, and he's smiling and laughing,
Speaker 1: and it's weird to see his face like that, because it.
Speaker 2: Is weird to see his face like because normally he's
Speaker 2: just kind of.
Speaker 1: Going mm hmmm, mm hmm, blinking.
Speaker 2: Kind of blinking mm hmm.
Speaker 1: Now he does have a secret from Natalie, which she
Speaker 1: doesn't know the whole truth about the open marriage with Jasmine.
Speaker 1: And then she dares him to lick an ice sculpture
Speaker 1: and he's scared because I think he's seen a Christmas
Speaker 1: story too many times and I felt that. And then
Speaker 1: she licks the statue like she's trying to be a
Speaker 1: regular on the show, very seductively. Yeah, it's great, And
Speaker 1: then they start hugging and cuddling in the bar and
Speaker 1: he's like, it feels so nice. You're not bitching at
Speaker 1: me and telling me what a piece of shit I am.
Speaker 2: He really keeps bringing that up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, women love that. If you talk about your ex
Speaker 1: all the time.
Speaker 2: We love that, and we'll see what she's like whenever
Speaker 2: you start controlling her too.
Speaker 1: Yep. So she said she felt bad for him because
Speaker 1: what he's gone through with Horrible Jasmine or whatever side
Speaker 1: of the story he has told her, or if she
Speaker 1: watched it on TV, and maybe she, I don't know,
Speaker 1: saw an easy mark on Gino. And then they start
Speaker 1: kissing in the bar and Gino just does not look
Speaker 1: like a good kisser at all.
Speaker 2: Oh, just bad kind of kisses, like he has his
Speaker 2: lips done, kind of like Jay Darthy eats that.
Speaker 1: So so he says, that's the best kiss I've had
Speaker 1: in a long time, and she goes, yeah, it was good.
Speaker 2: Hey, it's great. Did the camera get that?
Speaker 1: If the cuser around, because I'm willing to sign a contract.
Speaker 1: And then she gives him like a peck again and
Speaker 1: he's like, oh wow, I like your kisses. That turns
Speaker 1: me on. Nothing is sexier than a Michigan accent doing
Speaker 1: dirty sick boy.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, it's pretty gross.
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Speaker 1: So uh. Back to Jasmine, she is at Matt's very
Speaker 1: basic house that my dad was unimpressive.
Speaker 2: Okay, this Jasmine, Jasmine, I don't know why, I'm just
Speaker 2: getting I'm getting loser vibes from Matt, like loser fuck boy.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, I am too. This is the first time
Speaker 1: we've ever gotten to see him in his natural environment.
Speaker 1: He is not as impressive. He's thirty seven.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just am like.
Speaker 1: I mean, he lives alone, he doesn't live with his parents,
Speaker 1: so he step ahead of half the guys on this show.
Speaker 2: That's true. That's true.
Speaker 1: Mom doesn't live in Mom in the closet exactly. So
Speaker 1: she says, Matt walked up to me at the gym
Speaker 1: like a real ladies man saying, I'm nutritious and delicious?
Speaker 1: Is that out?
Speaker 2: Went?
Speaker 1: A real ladies man?
Speaker 2: Says maybe that wouldn't impress me. Oh never mind, I'm kidding.
Speaker 2: If he was hot and looked like that, I would
Speaker 2: be like, what the fuck?
Speaker 1: You just rhymed? And I love a man who rhymes.
Speaker 2: Let's go do it, Yeah, let's go do it.
Speaker 1: So she has her stuff everywhere in boxes, shoes, lined up, clothes,
Speaker 1: and she says it's been four months that she's staying there.
Speaker 1: That was a surprise. It looks like she just moved
Speaker 1: in yesterday.
Speaker 2: I don't I'm more team Jasmine than I am team Gino.
Speaker 1: Yes, for sure, I.
Speaker 2: Believe most everything Jasmine is said about Gino. But also
Speaker 2: it's just Jasmine's a lot to live with.
Speaker 7: She's just she's at but she's just she's extra in
Speaker 7: life and constant validation. Yes, and so it's just it
Speaker 7: just probably feels like too much a lot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm wondering how sexy he's going to keep finding
Speaker 1: her after it's already been four months, though, and he
Speaker 1: still wants to have there.
Speaker 2: So, yeah, that's true.
Speaker 1: But she's a lot nicer to him than she is
Speaker 1: to Geno though, so wasn't retracted inside of him yet.
Speaker 2: No, she is nicer to him. And at the same
Speaker 2: time though it's like, I don't it's like we're seeing
Speaker 2: a different Jasmine. Yes, it's it's like she feels to me,
Speaker 2: I just got to feel like she's just not comfortable
Speaker 2: being herself because Jasmine's weird, yeah, and she's a little
Speaker 2: and I mean that a good way. She's yeah, murky,
Speaker 2: little weirdo. And Matt seems like one of those kind
Speaker 2: of like just too cool for school fuck boys who's
Speaker 2: like the gym had and likes hitting on women at
Speaker 2: the gym and banging it out and then meet friends
Speaker 2: for like beers on the weekend and going to sports games.
Speaker 1: So maybe with Gino she could let her freak flag
Speaker 1: fly and that's why I think she loves about him,
Speaker 1: And then with Matt she's being this other version of herself.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, Jasmine's.
Speaker 1: An enigma because tell alls, I often very much like
Speaker 1: her because she sticks up for other women a lot,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, go Jasmine for the immigrants, Yes, yes, absolutely,
Speaker 1: but then sometimes she's horrible, So I just can't can't
Speaker 1: put a finger on if I like her or not. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's says it's been four months. They're roommates that occasionally
Speaker 1: have sex. She says he's thirty seven and never been
Speaker 1: in a very serious relationships. He buys and sells I
Speaker 1: think she said cars so many. He buys and sells
Speaker 1: cars for a living, I guess, and is very normal
Speaker 1: compared to Gino. But she doesn't say that like it's
Speaker 1: a good thing.
Speaker 2: No, I think he's boring.
Speaker 1: Yeah he gets white bread.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's white bread.
Speaker 1: So she says she hasn't heard from Gino. And Matt
Speaker 1: jokes that he's at the Bingo Hall because he's old,
Speaker 1: and those are the kind of jokes Matt makes because
Speaker 1: he's not very funny.
Speaker 2: Matt is whitebread, then what is Gino?
Speaker 1: It's like white bread with like.
Speaker 2: White bread. I almost imagine Gino is like what are
Speaker 2: those like those raisin like bagels. Let's like sitting in
Speaker 2: raisin bagels.
Speaker 1: And no one really wants that.
Speaker 2: No one really wants. Yeah, like a.
Speaker 1: Fruit cake yeah yeah, uh huh. I could totally yeap
Speaker 1: or like dry pasta that you would like eat uncooked
Speaker 1: if the apocalypse had hit and you're like very desperate
Speaker 1: and it hurts your teeth, but you need something. You
Speaker 1: just hold your mouth, yeah, soften it. Yeah, so Gino.
Speaker 1: She says she worked out with Matt at the gym
Speaker 1: and also hooked up with him on the same day,
Speaker 1: and on that day, Gino thought they were having sex.
Speaker 2: All day for four hours. He thought it was just
Speaker 2: right fuck.
Speaker 1: Fest and that broke the two hour rule. So that's
Speaker 1: why he kicked her out. And she says she's still
Speaker 1: in love with Gina and wants to make it work
Speaker 1: and that's why she hasn't really unpacked at Matt's house. Uh,
Speaker 1: and Matt was like open Matt says, I was like
Speaker 1: open marriage. Sweet deal, bro, I get to have sex
Speaker 1: with a hot chick. Cool, oh, Matt. So and then
Speaker 1: they are bickering about the temperature of the house and
Speaker 1: it's just like so many large bottles of protein powder
Speaker 1: on the counter.
Speaker 2: There's yeah, so many, there was like three at least.
Speaker 1: Yeah, huge. So she tells him she went to the
Speaker 1: house to pick up things and Gino had changed the locks,
Speaker 1: and Matt is bad mouthing Gino and she starts crying.
Speaker 1: But I love him. Have you ever loved anyone like
Speaker 1: she's in a telenovela.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and he.
Speaker 1: Goes, I don't know.
Speaker 2: Again, this is a red flag that he's like, I
Speaker 2: don't know. Although, now that I think about it, I've
Speaker 2: never really gotten into a serious relationship until I was
Speaker 2: thirty five. So maybe I need to sit down and shush.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Maybe maybe it's a Matt thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a mad thing. My brother also did not
Speaker 1: was like a bit of a late settle downer.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I just and he's a Matt shush. Yeah, my brother's
Speaker 1: a mat so interesting, we might have to let's call
Speaker 1: Matt Damon see where he landed on.
Speaker 2: This, Matt Damon, friend of the Pink Chet Pod.
Speaker 1: Let us know. So, uh, McConaughey, where are you at?
Speaker 1: So she there, they are, she's crying and she says
Speaker 1: she misses Gino and he won't talk to her, and
Speaker 1: she feels like the open marriage ruined everything, and Matt
Speaker 1: is just so confused by that. He's not one to
Speaker 1: have a deep conversation and he's like, you're crying, Like,
Speaker 1: what do I do with this? You're crying over him Gino?
Speaker 1: Like I just I want to make sure I'm understanding,
Speaker 1: like crying over gino.
Speaker 3: You know, yeah, have you seen my abs?
Speaker 2: Yeah, but have you seen your brain?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: We haven't.
Speaker 1: No, we haven't. So we are going to move on to.
Speaker 2: God. You know what, if you want to take Darcy
Speaker 2: to a horror house, one take her to is one
Speaker 2: where at the end they tell her that no one
Speaker 2: is ever loved her. Oh that's what maker go ay,
Speaker 2: that's what.
Speaker 1: She falls down on the ground like she's in an
Speaker 1: actual horror movie. This is clowns.
Speaker 2: This is exactly exactly how I am in horror. We
Speaker 2: call them, we call them spook houses. So, or at
Speaker 2: least where I'm from. No, I went to one in
Speaker 2: high school and my girlfriend Lacey and I went with
Speaker 2: our friends. Take a moment to let all that sit in.
Speaker 2: It's true. So we we never had sex because I
Speaker 2: love the Lord, I love Jesus of the Little Catholic
Speaker 2: boy and so, but we were in a spook house
Speaker 2: and it was like they converted an old house into
Speaker 2: this spook house. And I think it was even one
Speaker 2: of those like where no, no, it wasn't it. We
Speaker 2: have the spook houses they're called, like the the ones
Speaker 2: that are the religious kind where it's like.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, what a church smooth cass.
Speaker 2: Oh you've never heard of that.
Speaker 1: Is Jesus just on the cross bleeding.
Speaker 2: Never called uh, they're called what they're called a hell house.
Speaker 2: So instead of a spook house or a haunted outse,
Speaker 2: they're a hellhouse. And you walk in and basically it's
Speaker 2: showing like the rapture or like things that will happen
Speaker 2: to you if you sin. This is weird shit that
Speaker 2: evangelicals do, Like Catholics don't do this, but fucking.
Speaker 1: Like we definitely don't do that.
Speaker 2: Baptist Assembly of Christ you go to, they would be like,
Speaker 2: have you been to that hellhouse out on cheek Rote.
Speaker 2: It's scary. It's so scary, and Darryl Donovan's like Satan
Speaker 2: at the end, and I was terrified, look just like him.
Speaker 2: This is what happens. We didn't go to a hellhouse though,
Speaker 2: was we shall could see Kimberly's face.
Speaker 1: I'm picturing like two teenagers like holding going to first
Speaker 1: base in the backseat of a car and then you
Speaker 1: point and go and then like the devil comes out
Speaker 1: and grabs him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and like tails him to rape her and ship
Speaker 2: like that. Like literally, no, they go fucking dark dark
Speaker 2: there was one in l A on Los Sienaga for
Speaker 2: a while several years, like during Halloween, like they're not.
Speaker 1: Would my people be allowed in there?
Speaker 2: Probably not? Pro there probably is, just like a Jewish one.
Speaker 1: That's a Jewish room.
Speaker 2: I don't want to jewsh I don't know, and so
Speaker 2: they but we were in this book cause but it
Speaker 2: was a normal one and it did the thing, you know,
Speaker 2: the thing at the end where you're it's the the
Speaker 2: chainsaw with the chainsaw, and there was people in front
Speaker 2: of me and that he lit that chainsaw up and
Speaker 2: my ass lit up too, and I went, yo, go go,
Speaker 2: and I pushed. I pushed my girlfriend Lazy out the door.
Speaker 2: But the house was older, so it was up like
Speaker 2: three feet and they didn't have a step there. So
Speaker 2: she fell in the grass and I just walked and
Speaker 2: I just walked over her, screaming like a gay buffood just.
Speaker 1: Not lazy.
Speaker 2: Oh God, I know, I know.
Speaker 1: You pulled to George Costanza an episode.
Speaker 2: I felt that that is so I would be Darcy
Speaker 2: in the spook House. I would be terrified.
Speaker 1: I love it. I thought she was gonna ask where
Speaker 1: the like one of the clowns, like what kind of
Speaker 1: lipstick is that who who does your makeup?
Speaker 2: I don't like. Jake doesn't like them either. He says
Speaker 2: he hits people, he'll hate you. So I don't like
Speaker 2: what we already are doing. We're trying to build up
Speaker 2: our YouTube account because we're doing our episodes on video
Speaker 2: now on YouTube, and so we agreed that if we
Speaker 2: get ten thousand YouTube subscribers by the end of the year,
Speaker 2: Jake's gonna make me watch a scary movie and record it.
Speaker 1: Yes, so, and he I love scary movies.
Speaker 2: I don't. He has to read his or he's gonna
Speaker 2: send his dirty text to his sex text to our
Speaker 2: producer Christina, and we're going to read them on the show.
Speaker 1: Okay, I gotta make sure I'm subscribing.
Speaker 2: I don't know why we did it. It was a
Speaker 2: dumb move because we're already at five thousand, and I'm like, fuck.
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Speaker 2: Let's talk about Darcy Georgie. Shall we?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: Please again? If you don't know the biggest betrayal I
Speaker 2: think one of the biggest betrayals Matt Sharp has ever
Speaker 2: done to us in the history of ninety day fiance
Speaker 2: lour is we did not get to c I said
Speaker 2: that in an Italian way.
Speaker 1: We did not to get to see.
Speaker 2: Darcy getting married. This is something that we have. Darcy
Speaker 2: is pre before the ninety days. This is all we've
Speaker 2: wanted It pisses me off. It just pisses me off.
Speaker 2: I said, they need to do it at least like
Speaker 2: a recommitment ceremony, because there's not going to be a
Speaker 2: Darcy and Stacy season five, which we're bummed about. But anyway,
Speaker 2: so Darcy Georgie had been around for a while. Darcy's
Speaker 2: from Connecticut. She has a twin sister, Stacy Georgie. He's
Speaker 2: from Bulgaria, right, yeah, I think so, Gulgarian Rose. So anyway,
Speaker 2: so they're in this they're in this house of horror
Speaker 2: with all these clowns. She's freaking out and she's like,
Speaker 2: don't believe me, I'm freaking.
Speaker 1: You know, and say what you will about Georgie. But
Speaker 1: he did not push her out of the way and
Speaker 1: step on her on the grass like you did to
Speaker 1: poor Lacey.
Speaker 2: Too soon, Kimberly soon. But no, he did not. He's
Speaker 2: not scared of anything because he's a mountain of a
Speaker 2: muscling man with a huge dick. Yeah. Oh, he's got
Speaker 2: all the confidence in the world, and he smells like roses.
Speaker 2: Probably so. But this is a big deal that he's
Speaker 2: taking her out because tomorrow is Darcy's fiftieth birthday, and
Speaker 2: so he planned this whole they're at like a it
Speaker 2: looks really cute. They're at this like really quaint fair
Speaker 2: or something like that. It's really sweet.
Speaker 1: Yeah, is he doing Is he ever this sweet to her?
Speaker 1: Or is this for the camera? I know he's laying it.
Speaker 1: He's like, I'm just a nice guy in a zebra
Speaker 1: print shirt. In case there are people who haven't watched
Speaker 1: our seasons, so they're just meeting me for the first time.
Speaker 2: This is true. This is true. The thing is I
Speaker 2: do like Georgie and I like them together. Is it
Speaker 2: a good, normal relationship? Typical? No, But it's just Darcy
Speaker 2: has dated so many trash guys. He does treat her
Speaker 2: the best of them. Okay, So I think that's why
Speaker 2: I'm okay with him. But I feel like maybe he
Speaker 2: is the bar. Yeah, I mean so maybe my standard
Speaker 2: needs to be higher.
Speaker 1: Ladies, raise your standards. As we say in my podcast.
Speaker 2: It's Stacy's with Florian and he's horrible to her.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so what their dad seems so nice?
Speaker 2: Oh? I like that. Oh Daddy Silva, he's so hot
Speaker 2: and handsome.
Speaker 1: So he is. So why did they turn out like this?
Speaker 2: I don't know. And he works for the CIA, so
Speaker 2: he can kill you in the night. You would never know.
Speaker 1: No, he was just a rich businessman.
Speaker 2: No, he worked like for the government, like he's when
Speaker 2: when Georgie later talks about meeting her parents and he says,
Speaker 2: my dad was a profiler, and she said, so was
Speaker 2: my dad. Oh no, he's like fucking the real fucking deal.
Speaker 2: Like we were worried he was going to take Florian on.
Speaker 2: Darcy and Stacy like drive him to a car. They met,
Speaker 2: They met into a car, buy a car by a lake,
Speaker 2: and we went, oh, this is it. Floyd's gone y
Speaker 2: So yes, tomorrow she's turning fifty and they're doing fun stuff.
Speaker 2: They're like, can't she slide on the slide? Is she
Speaker 2: too tall? And they go down the slide and Darcy
Speaker 2: utters her famous catchphrases, you know, dude bick, dude bick
Speaker 2: and whoa and yeah there's so many like self strong
Speaker 2: and hash check girl power. So it's she's got all
Speaker 2: of them in the world. So but it's great because
Speaker 2: she goes down and then her tits are too big
Speaker 2: because she's had him done. She can't get up. Now
Speaker 2: She's like, this is why I'm not gonna well, we
Speaker 2: are reality gays. We are a Darcy and Stacey standpod.
Speaker 1: I know you are.
Speaker 2: There be comments about Darcy and Stacy on our Instagram.
Speaker 2: We delete them. We're like, we're not having it. We'll
Speaker 2: let you talk shit about it anybody else we like,
Speaker 2: but not our queen's. And because I feel like Darcy
Speaker 2: is the care Earl Burnette a physical comedy of Naughty
Speaker 2: Day fiance. Proved me wrong, prove me wrong. Her trying
Speaker 2: to get up from this fucking slide, just like Dad.
Speaker 1: Goes, my dad goes. She makes the same noise as
Speaker 1: that I do.
Speaker 2: Relatable, relatable, she's every woman. Yeah. So, so we find
Speaker 2: out Georgie's lived there for nine years. We don't need
Speaker 2: to go on the backstorre y'all know, but basically he
Speaker 2: lived there. This is not a naughty deay fiance situation.
Speaker 2: He already lived in d C, was there for a
Speaker 2: long time before, and so they dated four months. Then
Speaker 2: he proposed, but it was like they didn't set him
Speaker 2: married wedding day. He was still married to his wife.
Speaker 2: Then they broke up, then they made up, then they
Speaker 2: broke up, and then I flew to Miami to the
Speaker 2: winner over and Darcy just looked at the camera blinking
Speaker 2: and just says, no one's ever done that for me. Well,
Speaker 2: and that's all it took.
Speaker 1: The plane.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, So they've been married for over a year.
Speaker 2: Then we get the turkey legs. They're eating the turkey legs.
Speaker 1: She's She's the queen of the puns, the sexual innuendos.
Speaker 1: You want some meat, I want some meat. Got a
Speaker 1: big taste of meat. I love its juicy, juicy meat,
Speaker 1: juicy just like me, juicy, tender, moist. It's too much,
Speaker 1: there was one one.
Speaker 2: It is too much, and like, look, we'll find out
Speaker 2: once we hit our YouTube number what. Jake says that
Speaker 2: his turny text are terrible, but we've all had our
Speaker 2: terrible sextyen kind of punny moments. We've all been there.
Speaker 2: But when she literally said she actually they're eating the
Speaker 2: turkey leg and she's like, ooh, you like all those
Speaker 2: turkey turkey juices, you got them greasy turkey legs lips,
Speaker 2: you got those greasy turkey leg lips, I literally just
Speaker 2: wrote gross. It's not it's so bad and it's so wonderful,
Speaker 2: and I'm so our TVs are better when Darcy were.
Speaker 2: It's true, they really are. So they go with though,
Speaker 2: and Georgie sets up this cute little picnic for them,
Speaker 2: and they're sitting and they're having dinner, and that's where
Speaker 2: he starts to talk about he hasn't been home in
Speaker 2: five years and so he's waiting to He's so excited.
Speaker 2: And Darcy's even says like which I think is really
Speaker 2: sweet too. She's like, I want to know the old Georgie.
Speaker 2: I want to know like this And I know dark y'all.
Speaker 2: I've said this on our show a lot. You're you
Speaker 2: are either a Darcy or a Stacey, and I am
Speaker 2: a Darcy. And Darcy's weird, nostalgic, and so we love.
Speaker 2: I love if I'm dating someone and I'm into them.
Speaker 2: I love learning about like what they were like as
Speaker 2: a kid and things. Well, Quirk, she's so she's ready
Speaker 2: to hear all of that, but meanwhile, Georgie is there.
Speaker 2: He's walking to they're taking their shoes off, and she's like,
Speaker 2: oh god, StEB it and pe stebit and p in
Speaker 2: the grass again. It's always a constant narration, but there's
Speaker 2: a table row.
Speaker 1: I don't think she ever shuts up. If I live
Speaker 1: with her, she's just puttering around kind mumbling to herself. Yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 2: Do that because I live by myself, So if I
Speaker 2: didn't talk to myself, he'd be very quiet in my home.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I do too. I do too. And then
Speaker 1: sometimes I hear like the voices that like I sound
Speaker 1: like somebody else on the show, and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: did I just sound like Jasmine? And then I'm talking
Speaker 1: to myself like I'm jet It's very weird. Today, I said,
Speaker 1: where are my glasses? And then I said, my glasses?
Speaker 2: What is that?
Speaker 1: He needs his glasses? He needs his glasses. He can't
Speaker 1: see without his glasses. And I realized it was what's
Speaker 1: that movie with Anna Chlumsky from when My Girl.
Speaker 2: My Girl Too, My Girl Too?
Speaker 1: When there was a death from out trigger spoiler from
Speaker 1: Beastings and it.
Speaker 2: Was My Girl one? Oh maybe that was my He
Speaker 2: died in My Girl one.
Speaker 1: Okay, So I'm not spoiling anything. It just very sad.
Speaker 2: The movie that terrified all parents to get their child
Speaker 2: an EpiPen.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that wasn't.
Speaker 2: The Bee Lobby was against the movie. They were really upset. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean that movie wrecked people.
Speaker 1: I know clearly me because I haven't seen it in
Speaker 1: thirty years.
Speaker 2: Isn't it Acaulie Caulkin, who's in that movie?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: When did that movie come out? Oh, my god, my
Speaker 2: girl nineteen ninety one. Wow, I remember because I was
Speaker 2: in middle school at the time, and it was just
Speaker 2: like you know, emotional middle school girls already. It was
Speaker 2: girls like just even coming to like they saw it
Speaker 2: on the weekend and coming to school on Monday.
Speaker 1: They're like, the first person I knew that ever died.
Speaker 1: It was in the movie. You're still felling.
Speaker 2: I knew, Yeah, it was. I think those girls just
Speaker 2: wanted attention.
Speaker 1: Probably I have to I can't do gym today because
Speaker 1: I just saw my girl over the weekend and I'm
Speaker 1: still really upset.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I probably tried to pull that.
Speaker 2: I'm sure you did. So anyway, they're sitting in the grass,
Speaker 2: they're having a conversation and and he's.
Speaker 4: Like, I'll be both my beautiful wife, it is your.
Speaker 2: Buddy, And I understand the pause when someone has as
Speaker 2: much plastic surgery as dart skying Stacy fat. And I'm
Speaker 2: not making fun of him, y'all. I've had a fucking
Speaker 2: faceless I love my plastic surgeon. So no, ten o shade,
Speaker 2: do what you want, but I would be hesitant to
Speaker 2: say the number.
Speaker 6: I'd be like, are you okay what you're saying? And
Speaker 6: she's like, it's okay, say fifty fifty. She's like, it's
Speaker 6: great fifty that I'm strong woman. And then he says,
Speaker 6: I'm juicy mus Jessey, I must.
Speaker 2: And then he says you're almost halfway there to one hundred,
Speaker 2: and you kind of see her face go, oh, like, well,
Speaker 2: now I feel uncomfortable about it, Like now I'm upset. Anyway,
Speaker 2: She's like, hope I last that long. I made you
Speaker 2: like a fine wine, want to take a sip.
Speaker 1: She's certainly well preserved, so she might last two one hundred.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Sorry, this is gonna be a long show.
Speaker 7: Yo.
Speaker 2: Sorry, I'm talking a lot about Darcy.
Speaker 1: Apologize, no, I have it.
Speaker 2: I get activated about Darcy. So he but he says,
Speaker 2: he's like, you know, he doesn't know. He feels he
Speaker 2: once introduced to her parents and he's like, this is
Speaker 2: the first one I've ever brought home. And Darcy's like
Speaker 2: it's huge. He's like, I know it's huge, and and
Speaker 2: so Georgie said his parents. They've never met Darcy and
Speaker 2: I guess not even online, not even a face like
Speaker 2: zoom in the wedding.
Speaker 1: But he was like, you didn't even get them Discovery
Speaker 1: Plus with a VPN. Yes, watch her. That's probably a
Speaker 1: wise decision.
Speaker 2: That was a wise decision. And he tells her Georgie
Speaker 2: Eastern European. They're not the most cuddly boosting foke.
Speaker 4: So he's like, will, you'll need to make a good impression.
Speaker 4: If you fuck up once, they don't like you.
Speaker 2: And because he is from the small conservative town there
Speaker 2: and either're worried about he's worried about Darcy's appearance. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he's worried about her clothes and Darcy's like, you know
Speaker 2: me very classy. And then she's kind of talking around it,
Speaker 2: and then he looked at He's like.
Speaker 4: I'm asking her to cover her boots because her tits
Speaker 4: are just huge, y'all huge.
Speaker 2: So and then he drops the bomb and literally says
Speaker 2: this used to be a commonist country, like okay, all right,
Speaker 2: we're in this now. Darcy's like, I have style, I
Speaker 2: have flair. She's like, I can make it work. And
Speaker 2: that's where they talk about both their dads have worked
Speaker 2: in profiling. So, but Darcy says, and this is true.
Speaker 2: Darcy says, I just feel like with his parents, I
Speaker 2: feel like he's hiding something up. Always has that feeling.
Speaker 2: My gut never lies, and she has there does always
Speaker 2: feel like Georgie is keeping something from her.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think so it wasn't didn't he cheat on her?
Speaker 1: I think so it was never confirmed.
Speaker 2: It was never confirmed. Yeah, Florian did cheat on state,
Speaker 2: remember with that woman who looked crazy?
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yeah, yeah, Sometimes I get confused between them both. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think Darcy probably has trouble because Jesse's parents did
Speaker 1: not like her, and Tom's sister I don't think, really
Speaker 1: liked her, so she's terrible. She's like, you can't try
Speaker 1: dim my sparkle, No I shine, you can't try dull
Speaker 1: my shine like.
Speaker 2: Wise done diamonds. So right, SA, we move on.
Speaker 1: I can't wait to see her in a Eastern European country,
Speaker 1: nor can I can I So it's gonna be like
Speaker 1: when Nikki went to see Igor Slash justin with her
Speaker 1: outfits and everyone was staring her and she thought it
Speaker 1: was because she's trans woman and it is not. It
Speaker 1: was because of her outfits and her hair and her makeup.
Speaker 2: Yeap, yep, yep, yep.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Okay, So Kara and Guillermo. She is thirty two from
Speaker 1: virgin Yeah, he is twenty six from Venezuela. This makes
Speaker 1: me sad. I was always rooting for them, and I
Speaker 1: had read something. I read it along like a few
Speaker 1: months ago that they were breaking up, and I was like,
Speaker 1: I hope that's not true, but maybe it is.
Speaker 2: Well they were separated in ninety day.
Speaker 1: Diaries, yes, because we saw the flashback. He had said
Speaker 1: to her, I want to quit my job and take
Speaker 1: flying lessons without telling her, and that you shouldn't do that.
Speaker 1: So we're at an airport, Guiermo's taking flying lessons while
Speaker 1: she watches with their baby, Nicholas aka Nico, who's twenty months.
Speaker 1: We learned on diaries that he quit his job again.
Speaker 1: I just said that she said he wants to. He
Speaker 1: said he wanted to be a pilot since he was young.
Speaker 1: His dad worked on planes, and this is like an
Speaker 1: American dream for him. He couldn't pursue it in Venezuela.
Speaker 1: And he pitches it to her like, how good does
Speaker 1: my husband is a pilot sound? Because I think she's
Speaker 1: very into appearances, and she always has her makeup and
Speaker 1: her hair done, and like she would love to be
Speaker 1: like a fancy, rich wife who's like has a rich
Speaker 1: pilot husband.
Speaker 2: But well, yes, yes, But also she's really driven. She's
Speaker 2: a hard worker.
Speaker 1: She would never quit working. That's a good point. She's
Speaker 1: an entrepreneur.
Speaker 2: And yeah, and she's really fucking talented. She's a really
Speaker 2: good singer, y'all. And she's a really good dancer. Like,
Speaker 2: she's really fucking talented. And so.
Speaker 1: She was kind of bitchy on their season. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: she was a balloon artist at the time. She made
Speaker 1: those balloon arches. Now she's a realtor. But I do
Speaker 1: admire she like worked abroad and she she's like one
Speaker 1: of the only people who know Spanish on this show.
Speaker 2: So I and I say it every time I see
Speaker 2: her best makeup on ninety Day Fiance, Yeah, she like
Speaker 2: did you don't notice she's wearing makeup? You just notice
Speaker 2: how pretty her eyes look, how beautiful her skin looks.
Speaker 2: But she's got a full beat on, but you don't.
Speaker 2: It's she It's yeah, I like, this is sad because
Speaker 2: I actually like them both, and it it feels like,
Speaker 2: as Jake said, he's like, this is like a sadder
Speaker 2: going to be a sadder version of marriage story which
Speaker 2: I never saw, but I think this was going to
Speaker 2: be like a very real life dissolution of the marriage.
Speaker 1: Yes, two peoples, Yes, and usually unhappily. This happily is
Speaker 1: my least favorite of the shows because it is watching
Speaker 1: these marriages just fall apart, but sometimes like it's Kilania
Speaker 1: and Asuelu, and it's also just really just set but
Speaker 1: crazy and you have his crazy mom. But this is
Speaker 1: they're like a normal couple and that had a baby
Speaker 1: and now their marriage is falling apart. That's sad. That's
Speaker 1: just sad. So they met when she was in the
Speaker 1: DR on a work trip and he came over and
Speaker 1: flirted with her. Eventually she moved there, he proposed, she came.
Speaker 1: She brought him to the US on a K one.
Speaker 1: He's a good looking guy too, my dad said he's
Speaker 1: a handsome dude, which is weird. My dad doesn't talk
Speaker 1: like that, but apparently has the thing for Guiermo. So
Speaker 1: she got pregnant shortly after. She is worried about him
Speaker 1: going to pilot school because the time and the money
Speaker 1: she still wants him to work right now.
Speaker 2: She also he quit his job, I think, without telling her.
Speaker 1: He quit his job at au He was like a
Speaker 1: manager at a hotel and it was giving them benefits,
Speaker 1: and he quit without telling her. That's horrible.
Speaker 2: He is. She can be controlling and he can be.
Speaker 2: He can be well, they both can be stubborn, but
Speaker 2: he can be stubborn and also emotionally immature.
Speaker 1: He was, which is why she sometimes needs to be
Speaker 1: controlling so well.
Speaker 2: And also it never really hit me up before. I'm like,
Speaker 2: but this is what happens when you're a woman who's
Speaker 2: in her thirties and you try to date a man
Speaker 2: who's twenty fucking four years old at the time. Yep,
Speaker 2: you can do the other way around, folks. Yeah, you
Speaker 2: an't like a woman in her thirties has no business
Speaker 2: marrying a guy in his twenties.
Speaker 1: I know. I agree. His brain, his frontal lobe wasn't
Speaker 1: even fully developed when they got toge.
Speaker 2: No, it wasn't. And honestly, I feel like he's now
Speaker 2: he should work a day job while he goes to
Speaker 2: school because he's got family kids. And at the same time, though,
Speaker 2: but this pilot school thing I think this is a
Speaker 2: great thing. He should take out a sixty thousand dollars
Speaker 2: student loan if that's the way he has to pay
Speaker 2: for it, like, or work and do it, like that's
Speaker 2: what you should do. He's in that building career where
Speaker 2: Kara is like she's building as well. But I think
Speaker 2: she was very digital nomad, love to travel, but she
Speaker 2: was like, oh fuck, we have a baby. Now I
Speaker 2: gotta get real and like I gotta pay for childcare.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I don't know if real is her dream,
Speaker 1: but she's like, you got to pay the bills, so yeah,
Speaker 1: uh yeah, she want her singing, it is probably her dream.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, so uh.
Speaker 1: I think she said. He is working at a restaurant
Speaker 1: now part time, but there's still a lot of tension
Speaker 1: about what he did and she can't really trust him
Speaker 1: because he quit without telling her. And she says this
Speaker 1: is not his first dream. He wanted to do lawn care.
Speaker 1: He bought a truck. She helped him create a business
Speaker 1: and a website and business cards, and he never followed through.
Speaker 1: He didn't get a single client, He didn't do anything,
Speaker 1: and she kind of starts yelling at him that he
Speaker 1: doesn't follow through on his endeavors and she does doesn't
Speaker 1: he doesn't, but also her tone is not nice.
Speaker 2: No, so guys don't want to Guys don't want to
Speaker 2: fuck their mom.
Speaker 1: Right exactly, But then don't act like a.
Speaker 2: Child exactly exactly.
Speaker 1: It's a no it's a no win situation.
Speaker 2: So then there's so many people I know personally that
Speaker 2: are in this dynamic.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're going to be triggering to a lot of
Speaker 2: people watching this.
Speaker 1: Mm hmmm. Yeah. So she says we fight all the
Speaker 1: time now, and he says she raises her voice and
Speaker 1: then I fight, And then they try to be peaceful
Speaker 1: around the baby, but they're sleeping in separate bedrooms and
Speaker 1: she starts crying talking about it. She said it started
Speaker 1: after a big fight. He didn't talk to her for
Speaker 1: three days, which is bad for a marriage. That's bad,
Speaker 1: and she feels like he hasn't stepped up as a husband,
Speaker 1: very bad. And then they but they both say they
Speaker 1: want to get back to being in love and being
Speaker 1: the way they were. They went to one therapy session
Speaker 1: and some things were said there and they left in
Speaker 1: a worse place, so they never went back.
Speaker 2: It's interesting because you would think a man in his
Speaker 2: position where he's from his culture, he would be opposed
Speaker 2: to therapy. However, she's the one he said things, and
Speaker 2: we've never gone back. Yeah, and I'm like, girl, yeah,
Speaker 2: that's it, girl.
Speaker 1: Go back. You need to go back or find another
Speaker 1: therapist that go back. Keep going. So it's rough. She's crying.
Speaker 1: It's just sad.
Speaker 2: It's they're gonna get. They're gonna get. It's gonna get bad.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, they're gonna fight. Speaking of fighting, let's move
Speaker 1: on to the Florida couple who are bringing the Florida
Speaker 1: in Florida.
Speaker 2: It makes sense. There's so many trash pandas from Nannie
Speaker 2: that live in Florida. Honestly a lot of them in Tampa. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we've had we've had well, speaking of Natalie lives in
Speaker 2: st which is by Tampa. We have some they're not
Speaker 2: trash pandas people. I love Amber and Daniel you know
Speaker 2: Daniel Ranch dressing. Yes, yes, yes, the baby.
Speaker 1: Did did the uh Paula and Russ they moved to Florida,
Speaker 1: but I can't remember if they stayed there.
Speaker 2: For Miami area. Yeah. Yeah, she's a wrestler. I'm glad
Speaker 2: that they're not on her good Yeah, but so, but
Speaker 2: they were in Florida. I mean, we've had Courtney Quney.
Speaker 2: Of course Courtney is from Florida. Like it's just it
Speaker 2: really is. So I don't know what that says about Florida,
Speaker 2: but I think y'all do.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we don't just say it.
Speaker 2: So this is a new thing. This is like a
Speaker 2: ninety day is like, hey, we have all these people
Speaker 2: that live close. So it's almost like it this section
Speaker 2: almost parts of it felt like am I watching a
Speaker 2: housewives show?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Or that season last season when they all lived
Speaker 1: together in the house during the tell all, and it's like,
Speaker 1: is that what they're doing now? Is that where the
Speaker 1: show is moving towards like a real world situation.
Speaker 2: It almost makes you wonder if they're going to try
Speaker 2: to do is this as much as possible as they
Speaker 2: can hand with? Hey?
Speaker 1: Yeah, well they have been doing on pillow talk more
Speaker 1: a lot of crossovers and slumber parties and like people
Speaker 1: hanging out together. So yeah, I think they have realized
Speaker 1: we like to see well, I don't know if we
Speaker 1: like to see it, except maybe some people like to
Speaker 1: see it.
Speaker 2: So much Naughty Day Fiance, I don't know how.
Speaker 1: So much the amount of room in my brain for
Speaker 1: all of these people like Mary Paynton and I were
Speaker 1: talking about Marcel the beekeeper and Anna the mole on
Speaker 1: her face, and I was like, how does we still
Speaker 1: remember these people? Because all there's no room in my
Speaker 1: brain for actual like historical events, no government classes or
Speaker 1: how to do taxes.
Speaker 2: She had to name the Huey, Dewey and Louis, and
Speaker 2: then he had one on her shoulder and we.
Speaker 1: Called remember you guys would talks.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was always hungry to eat the other moles
Speaker 2: with some hairs on him.
Speaker 1: That's when I first fell in love with you guys.
Speaker 1: And it's like, we have to do something with it.
Speaker 2: She ended up having all the moles removed, and she
Speaker 2: did and Jake said publicly, you're welcome.
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, they bullied her into it, and she
Speaker 1: looks great.
Speaker 2: So I got Sissy once at a live show, was
Speaker 2: at her store and bought some of their honey, and
Speaker 2: it was like the cinnamon honey. It was the best
Speaker 2: goddamn honey I've ever had.
Speaker 1: I'm sure it is.
Speaker 2: So I think they've been having trouble because Shocker, she says,
Speaker 2: he behaves like a child.
Speaker 1: Shock her. A lot of people on the reddit felt
Speaker 1: like there was something not all there with him, like,
Speaker 1: may I've had some challenges.
Speaker 2: I think he had a fever when he was a
Speaker 2: baby that went a little too long.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Like there were people that who said they spoke
Speaker 1: turky and his his way of speaking was like a
Speaker 1: very low like level. Yeah, but she would know that
Speaker 1: they didn't speak the same language. That's why you should
Speaker 1: maybe speak the same language.
Speaker 2: I just said that we were just doing ninety day
Speaker 2: UK earlier today, and we thought, you know, we haven't
Speaker 2: had a couple of ninety day fiance that literally don't
Speaker 2: know language a collective same language. It's been a while,
Speaker 2: not since, it's been.
Speaker 1: A while since they Google translate Devin and g whoon
Speaker 1: Yeah clean, m. I missed that Google Translate voice being
Speaker 1: part of the relationship.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, and you know Paul and Creanye Creanie, Oh god,
Speaker 2: the okay, So let's talk about now. No one calls
Speaker 2: her Liby anymore. I think Liby has decided she wants
Speaker 2: to be referred to as Elizabeth.
Speaker 1: I wrote Libby, and then I thought, will people know
Speaker 1: who I'm talking about? Or is that you old school?
Speaker 2: I still I'm still calling your Libby and Andre, because
Speaker 2: that's how I like. That's how it is Elizabeth thirty four,
Speaker 2: Andre as she says, are Andre thirty eight. He is
Speaker 2: as gorgeous in person as he is on the show.
Speaker 2: He's like six', six. Y'all it's Like i'm a. Mountain
Speaker 2: oh he's really.
Speaker 1: Tall he's that.
Speaker 2: Tall i'm six foot and he like towered over. Me
Speaker 2: he And alexi Both oh my. GOD i Hugged alexi
Speaker 2: on that and WHEN i hugged, him it was like
Speaker 2: just hugging. Steel OH i, know yeah, Right so, okay
Speaker 2: SO i may t you wear a.
Speaker 8: CHAP i rolled and ROWING i, heard AND i find
Speaker 8: it talking with, tone AND i hate my in lawn
Speaker 8: AND i hate everyone else AND i love my. Wife
Speaker 8: that's all, yo who yo, who but whole.
Speaker 2: BRIGADE i WISH i wish you played a piccolo right,
Speaker 2: now just so you, Go, yeah that would have been really.
Speaker 2: Nice thank you for fucking it, Up. Kimberly you could
Speaker 2: have yes me and you just ship the BAD i. Know.
Speaker 1: Anyway so SOMETIMES i just Think i'm at a show
Speaker 1: And i'm just, like he didn't ask for audience, participation
Speaker 1: play bitch.
Speaker 2: No and so they they're on this pirate ship because
Speaker 2: that's what you. DO i forget where they, are but,
Speaker 2: yeah are they In tampa?
Speaker 1: NOW i think they're In. Tampa now they moved To.
Speaker 2: Tampa then they they've moved away from her. Family so what's.
Speaker 2: Interesting and we already knew this About libby And andre that
Speaker 2: they basically don't and he fully even when we talk
Speaker 2: to them on that boat several years, ago he was, like, oh,
Speaker 2: Yeah i'm going to talk to the call terrible. People
Speaker 2: like he just bad mouthed all of her family And
Speaker 2: libby's just sitting there with her crooked, mouth like. Nah
Speaker 2: but we found out later and we're gonna talk about.
Speaker 2: Later but Apparently lauren had a falling out with her
Speaker 2: family as, well and they don't talk.
Speaker 1: Anymore didn't surprise me after their last. Season but but
Speaker 1: her mom is so.
Speaker 2: Nice. Yea her mother is a, monster but it's also GREAT.
Speaker 2: Tv terrible.
Speaker 1: PERSON i feel like they're Giving jews a really bad.
Speaker 2: Name oh just treats her like, shit but it. Does
Speaker 2: lauren freaks out and so we can all relate to.
Speaker 2: That but, anyway we'll get to. Them so living In,
Speaker 2: andre they've been married for seven. Years they have two,
Speaker 2: Kids eleanor And. Winston they're. Adorable famous lines of do
Speaker 2: not terrorize me with your. Pregnancy that was An andrea.
Speaker 2: Line so you need to remember that because he is
Speaker 2: he is From, moldova and he IS i would, say
Speaker 2: one of the most nice guy and one of the
Speaker 2: most misogynist men in ninety day fiance.
Speaker 1: Multiverse, yeah if you want to be confused and question,
Speaker 1: everything just watch him because sometimes you'll be, like, Oh,
Speaker 1: andrea you're hilarious.
Speaker 2: And then you, go, yeah you're like what whoa what
Speaker 2: are you? Thinking so and such a.
Speaker 3: Chauvinist, yes it's also but also it's also impressive that
Speaker 3: he almost gets what he wants just by his sheer.
Speaker 2: Will, yeah he could have no. Town he knew nothing about,
Speaker 2: houses he knew nothing about real.
Speaker 1: Estate but just hard, WORKING i, think and dedicated to.
Speaker 2: Hard, working but more of.
Speaker 1: Wanted to be a. Success it's just like you do.
Speaker 2: Happen BECAUSE i say, So, YES i, Know georgie And
Speaker 2: andrea are the same. Voice i'm not good with. Accents
Speaker 2: if you came here for an, accent fuck, Off, Yes
Speaker 2: so ANYWAY i Think i'm here for. That Great so,
Speaker 2: anyway there they show the five the sisters yelling they
Speaker 2: show all the drama with the we call them the
Speaker 2: buttholebergay because they all show their, Buttthole i'm lonely porn
Speaker 2: or only. Things and so he's, like now we only
Speaker 2: keep in charge With jock and her Sister. Becky so so.
Speaker 1: Not, jen who is with Uh natalie? Sex what's his? Face?
Speaker 2: Josh?
Speaker 1: Josh?
Speaker 2: Yeah Not, jen who's With? Josh and not their terrible
Speaker 2: kudos AS i see as you're talking and you've got
Speaker 2: a pride flag in your. Background kudos To libby because
Speaker 2: her mom posted this rant about gay people And libby
Speaker 2: went off on her mother and THEN i think her
Speaker 2: actually WHEN i saw, her and she went off a
Speaker 2: little bit then and then even posted this like whole
Speaker 2: post just throwing her mother under the bus and was very.
Speaker 2: Supportive so, yeah, Good. Yeah so they have decided to
Speaker 2: move To, moldova and And libby even Says i'm on.
Speaker 2: BOARD i you, KNOW i want them to meet that
Speaker 2: side of the, family she, Said but lately we've been
Speaker 2: fighting about it. More and she, Says i'm just so
Speaker 2: attached To. Florida if you're saying that, sentence then you
Speaker 2: need to question your life.
Speaker 1: Choices, yeah it's time to reevaluate a.
Speaker 2: Lot, yeah it's like someone who, Says, GOD i Love.
Speaker 2: Idaho you can Ask kyle From craig cray on that
Speaker 2: one what he thought about. It, oh he got.
Speaker 1: Potatoes, yeah he got THE i like.
Speaker 2: POTATOES i love potato fried potatoes in the during the
Speaker 2: Morning militia. Meeting but, anyway so people.
Speaker 1: Are going to get so.
Speaker 2: Mad.
Speaker 1: LISTEN i Appreciate florida because Without florida there would be
Speaker 1: no dateline episodes AND i wouldn't have a. Career and
Speaker 1: it's not just me that says. That josh Manko it
Speaker 1: says that. Regularly BUT i also think Without florida we
Speaker 1: might not have ninety day. Fiance so this is.
Speaker 2: True MAYBE i do you know? What AND i gota Say,
Speaker 2: jake AND i JUST i really dug In florida a.
Speaker 2: Lot he dug in a lot On ohio when we
Speaker 2: went on. Tour are probably two favorite cities we went
Speaker 2: to Where. Tampa tampa is a great. City, now granted
Speaker 2: we weren't there in the middle Of july Or, august
Speaker 2: but it was, beautiful the people were, nice there was
Speaker 2: AMAZING i had an Amazing cuban food like it was so,
Speaker 2: great And jake was. Shot he Loved, columbus Loved. Columbus,
Speaker 2: wow great food and best dick he got on all
Speaker 2: tour From. Grinder, congrats That's jake. Fu you need to
Speaker 2: have good, food good. Penis and then he loves your.
Speaker 2: City who knew.
Speaker 1: That idaho had it going? On, no have a lot
Speaker 1: of murderers In? Idaho Yeah idaho also, yeah.
Speaker 2: So uh so they. Are they have been fighting about it.
Speaker 2: More But andrea is.
Speaker 4: Like it's chupile to live there and the rest of
Speaker 4: the culture is in our lives and that's.
Speaker 2: It that's what he. Talked he basically, says that's. It
Speaker 2: you're so stupid thinking this, way basically what he. Anuates
Speaker 2: so she's ready to go food full in but she doesn't.
Speaker 2: Know but and this is so Peak Andrei. Libby he's,
Speaker 2: like you will love it, there and she looks at
Speaker 2: him and, goes m make any. Famosis that's kind of their,
Speaker 2: Relationship like they both never seem really. Happy he's always
Speaker 2: a little angry and she's always very. Annoyed that's kind
Speaker 2: of their their even when we, met that's kind of
Speaker 2: how they.
Speaker 1: Were BUT i think they have good.
Speaker 2: Sex, oh oh my.
Speaker 1: God AND i think that's one of the things that
Speaker 1: keeps them.
Speaker 2: Together, yes people wonder it's somebody the townhouse next to
Speaker 2: them is wondering if a professional yodeler when they fuck
Speaker 2: like it's just so they. SORRY i just Hear Mary
Speaker 2: payne Going matt stop. So but they're invited to a
Speaker 2: house warming party For lourena And alex because they bought
Speaker 2: a house And jovi, Child jovi And yara are going
Speaker 2: to be there. Now libby says that her And lorn
Speaker 2: have been friends for four years and they bonded over
Speaker 2: their husband's. Initially and and So andre, SAYS i joke
Speaker 2: sometimes at the tell all we had a. Differ we,
Speaker 2: HAD i, joke but we had to tell all we
Speaker 2: had a difference in conflict because he's talking about With,
Speaker 2: jovi and he says jovis a mama's, boy, so which
Speaker 2: she kind of.
Speaker 1: Is BUT i love how in comparison To, Andrea jovi
Speaker 1: looks like the world's biggest feminist mister strip club.
Speaker 2: HIMSELF i just saw them On. Instagram he and yar
Speaker 2: were at a strip.
Speaker 1: Club y'are love strip.
Speaker 2: Club just go have a size all, right.
Speaker 1: But compared To, andrea he's like a raging. Feminist that's,
Speaker 1: true that's.
Speaker 2: True what did you think Of andre's comment When libby,
Speaker 2: said but y're is a?
Speaker 3: Woman oh that she wants yr's. Opinion, yeah she's, LIKE
Speaker 3: i want yours opinion because she's a. Woman, yeah that
Speaker 3: makes perfect sense to. ME i don't know Why andre
Speaker 3: got so pissed about.
Speaker 1: It he's a, mom and you want to talk to another.
Speaker 1: Woman what is it like as a woman to live
Speaker 1: In Eastern? Europe what is it like to be a?
Speaker 2: Mom and He oh my, god she's a.
Speaker 1: Woman SOMETIMES i hate, him but sometimes.
Speaker 2: But you would well because you want a banging.
Speaker 1: Maybe. NO i like the way at the, last tell,
Speaker 1: all he came after certain, people like he came After,
Speaker 1: chakaina who was being a B I t C h.
Speaker 2: Terrible she was, terrible that tell.
Speaker 1: All AND i was, like Go, Andre So occasion's a
Speaker 1: justice warrior for, people and he will he will fight For,
Speaker 1: yeah he gets really into.
Speaker 2: That shall we talk About Yai yara And Jovie. Child,
Speaker 2: yeah in.
Speaker 1: Her banging bod walking.
Speaker 2: In slow, motion she's fucking, gorgeous. Y'all she he is
Speaker 2: beautiful And jovie's buried in the, sand and they're with their,
Speaker 2: daughter My, mala who's cute as can. Be their thing
Speaker 2: is he. Moved they moved from they lived he lived
Speaker 2: outside Of New, orleans not in the city, though but
Speaker 2: they lived In louisiana with his, mother and he was
Speaker 2: very he is a mama's. Boy but they moved. Here
Speaker 2: she knew that he had a. Job he works like
Speaker 2: on an oil, rig so he's like home for a,
Speaker 2: month gone from, month home for a month. Gone so
Speaker 2: he has gone six months a. Year yara did not expect,
Speaker 2: that and so she was really fucking, lonely didn't have
Speaker 2: a lot of friends her. Age they and then she got,
Speaker 2: pregnant like literally right when she got here With Miley miley,
Speaker 2: Yeah Myta. Mila. Yes so they're starting to talk about
Speaker 2: a second. Child he's, ready But yar is kind of,
Speaker 2: ready which is a step because, before like a year,
Speaker 2: Ago yare was like chof TOFY i just got my buddy.
Speaker 2: Back so, YEAH i think it's gonna be in the.
Speaker 2: Cards but and Then yard does, say but sometimes they
Speaker 2: feel LIKE i already have two, kids which she does
Speaker 2: Because jovie is a. Manchild mm. Hmm, yeah so. Yes,
Speaker 2: anyway so they went To Couple's therapy Aka Last.
Speaker 1: Resort Last, resort you know when you go to Couples
Speaker 1: therapy and Big ed is.
Speaker 2: There, yeah they were on the first Season Last, resort
Speaker 2: which was really a lot more therapy than season, two
Speaker 2: although they had a lot in season. Two we just
Speaker 2: didn't see. It but they feel like they can do
Speaker 2: this baby. Thing and but except for he is always
Speaker 2: working and he's gone six months out of the, year
Speaker 2: and y'all it's hard to leave those jobs because it's good. Money,
Speaker 2: yeah you make really good, money probably several hundred thousand
Speaker 2: dollars a year doing.
Speaker 1: That and his mom babysat for them all the. Time
Speaker 1: and now she's not there because.
Speaker 2: Now they're In Miami.
Speaker 1: Momo But yara Says jove is.
Speaker 2: Not supportive of her dream. Now she did have a makeup, line,
Speaker 2: apparently the makeup line like gap gay, people eye rashes
Speaker 2: and stuff like. That SO i don't think she's doing that.
Speaker 2: Now and so now she wants to make designer dog
Speaker 2: toys and things like that and dog, clothes Which jovi's,
Speaker 2: like we don't even have a. Dog when he.
Speaker 1: Said they didn't have a, DOG i THINK i spat
Speaker 1: out my. WATER i.
Speaker 2: Did it was pretty, funny but that's Your she is.
Speaker 2: Savvy she, IS i, think a good business. Person the
Speaker 2: problem with the makeup thing is that you do it
Speaker 2: like a makeup. Company you order it from like. Overseas
Speaker 2: you don't know what's doing in, prey.
Speaker 1: You rebranded as your own.
Speaker 2: Rebranded it's the same shit other people are. Buying so
Speaker 2: but SHE'S i don't, look there's a lot of money
Speaker 2: in dog, accessories so who. Knows look at Fucking lisa Vander.
Speaker 2: Pump mm.
Speaker 1: Hmm but he did, say, like do you have a
Speaker 1: five year? Plan she's, LIKE i have a plan in my.
Speaker 1: HEAD i was, like jas.
Speaker 2: Yes so they're gonna go meet with some friends and
Speaker 2: they haven't seen something. Before And joey's Like andre and
Speaker 2: we are to deal With And yara Says, joffe he
Speaker 2: reminds me of my. Brother he, says stupid shit because
Speaker 2: He's Eastern. European that's a man From Eastern. European that's
Speaker 2: what they. Do she's not, wrong he's not, wrong so he.
Speaker 2: Doesn't but that's interesting putting them together because Where lauren And,
Speaker 2: libby but Especially lauren get really triggered by by andre
Speaker 2: yar is just, like this is another day with my.
Speaker 2: Family so, anyway But yard is excited that she has
Speaker 2: friends to rely, on so they're gonna go to the
Speaker 2: house for me as. Well and let us move on
Speaker 2: To lauren And. Alexi they, Are, they're we, Are they're Oh.
Speaker 2: Lauren the first sentence Is lauren, says we are done
Speaker 2: with having, kids AND i went, good thank, god thank.
Speaker 2: God she just spent all this money to get her body.
Speaker 2: Back why would?
Speaker 1: You, also she almost died each, time and the doctor kept,
Speaker 1: saying don't get pregnant, again and she's, LIKE i do
Speaker 1: WHAT i.
Speaker 2: Want, YEAH i do WHAT i. Want so but there
Speaker 2: they have was a house with this fish on the.
Speaker 2: WALL i really enjoyed talking to them on the. Boat
Speaker 2: actually they were my favorite. PEOPLE i talked To lauren
Speaker 2: like she can. Be she was really shitty on a
Speaker 2: Tell all With paula years. Ago they were really, YES i,
Speaker 2: remember which was shitty because she got a lot of online,
Speaker 2: hate so you think she'd be aware of, that but
Speaker 2: she has since. OFTENED i think a lot more on
Speaker 2: the Tell. Aws but, anyway but it's crazy to me
Speaker 2: that they have they met eleven years ago on when
Speaker 2: she went on A Birthright bank trip and they've been
Speaker 2: married for ten. Years they ARE, og they ARE og
Speaker 2: ninety day fiance and so her Friend noga comes. Over
Speaker 2: we've never met at this person. Before but again it's
Speaker 2: like they need people in these people's lives because their,
Speaker 2: family because her sister seems to hate her.
Speaker 1: Too, yeah her sister drink the mom's kool. Aid, yea
Speaker 1: and the dad just does what the mom. Wants, yeah,
Speaker 1: exactly that's really.
Speaker 2: Sad it's really. Sad it. Is and, so But noga
Speaker 2: is one of her best. Friends basically. Family and Then
Speaker 2: Sean alex's, family got friend is coming? Over who's she,
Speaker 2: said basically? Family so did you think.
Speaker 1: Those people should be? There it seemed very. Weird there's
Speaker 1: no one else at this party that's not on ninety day.
Speaker 2: FIANCE i think That jean is an actual. FRIEND i
Speaker 2: Think noga was From Florida Central. CASTING i mean maybe they're,
Speaker 2: friends but.
Speaker 1: She's want to be a. Regular, no she could be a.
Speaker 1: Regular noga did, Great, bravo she did.
Speaker 2: Great she knew the, Assignment uh, huh she crushed. It,
Speaker 2: YES i Think laura knew the assignment, too that she's
Speaker 2: supposed to instigate on this at. All alex is where
Speaker 2: a tank top And i'm.
Speaker 1: Distracted, Right, yeah he has arms for? Days, yeah so.
Speaker 2: Hot, Sorry i'm.
Speaker 1: Back we're not, saying by the, WAY i know we're
Speaker 1: going to get, comments we are not talking About palestine And,
Speaker 1: israel thank.
Speaker 2: You, No, no we're. Not, no, no.
Speaker 1: We are just watching a. Show, yeah it's we got
Speaker 1: some comments last time we talked about.
Speaker 2: Them, YEAH i.
Speaker 3: Understand i'm not SAYING i agree with their. COMMENTS i
Speaker 3: understand why this is. Triggering i'm just, saying, y'all this is.
Speaker 1: Hot if we still, hot if.
Speaker 2: We didn't talk about problematic people on these, realities we
Speaker 2: would talk about no. One mm. Hmm that's why they're
Speaker 2: on a reality, show so that you know. What, Whatever
Speaker 2: this isn't my show, anyway so y'all can nor. Mind
Speaker 2: yeah it's, yeah it's Pink shade paying, okay so it.
Speaker 2: Anyway they are they they're really just in The they're
Speaker 2: there for a little bit and Then jovi and your.
Speaker 1: Show up and then, wait CAN I i just have to.
Speaker 1: Interrupt lauren is making these. Potatoes it was not enough,
Speaker 1: potatoes LIKE i could eat in that whole little tray
Speaker 1: that she was by.
Speaker 3: MYSELF i think you think that these ARE tv, people you, Think,
Speaker 3: yeah And lauren eat.
Speaker 2: Food, no that's a good.
Speaker 1: Point but the.
Speaker 3: Men, yeah, yeah but Even Andre andre could just pick
Speaker 3: up an out potato and just eat it like.
Speaker 2: We eat.
Speaker 1: Potatoes we just bite into.
Speaker 2: Potato we bite into. Potato. YEAH i mean that.
Speaker 1: Got you a little, excited yea eating raw? Potato?
Speaker 2: Yeah But, andre and where are? We what colors is?
Speaker 4: Sky?
Speaker 2: Now we need to MOVE i need to move.
Speaker 7: On.
Speaker 2: Uh so they. Are lauren is like Jovin yard come
Speaker 2: over And Livy Andre she's, LIKE i absolutely Adore. Libby
Speaker 2: i've known her for a long. Time she's, LIKE i
Speaker 2: don't Know andre so, well but sometimes the way he
Speaker 2: talks to people isn't. Appropriate she's, Like i've seen him
Speaker 2: get loud, before so that does make me a little.
Speaker 2: Nervous so they're setting up the, stage, y'all And jove's,
Speaker 2: like don't be an interesting in group of, people and
Speaker 2: you're and y'as, LIKE i get along with. Everyone the
Speaker 2: men go outside to grill while the women are doing
Speaker 2: women stuff and drinking. Champagne but they're talking About Libby
Speaker 2: bean And. Ukraine libby tells him, like we're gonna go
Speaker 2: To moldova and we're moving, there And, yara, see it's
Speaker 2: interesting because y'are has the opinion of someone from An
Speaker 2: Eastern european, country and she literally just, goes what the
Speaker 2: fuck would you moved?
Speaker 8: There?
Speaker 2: CRAZY i love, HER i love, Her and Even lauren's,
Speaker 2: like that's WHAT i. Said it almost like all three
Speaker 2: of these they're such bigger than life. Characters didn't it
Speaker 2: feel a little bit like an eighty? Sitcom? Yes, yeah
Speaker 2: isn't it like there's there's like a neighbor who hasn't
Speaker 2: quote an. Accent, yes everyone collapsed for. Ya then There's
Speaker 2: lauren like the the like The, jewish, sarcastic and then
Speaker 2: there's like the kind of ditsy. Blonde he's, LIKE i
Speaker 2: don't know this. Company really it's so but But lauren,
Speaker 2: SAYS i don't know If maldov is the, best and
Speaker 2: then and she's, like and BECAUSE i don't know if
Speaker 2: The monthdove is the, best it's pretty. Corrupt and then
Speaker 2: y'are with the bangers this episode it's just Like, america
Speaker 2: it's not, corrupt And levy kind of, goes it is.
Speaker 1: So half of that corruption is in my own.
Speaker 2: Family, yes of that sques in my own, family in
Speaker 2: my own. State so but WHAT i, thought what think
Speaker 2: Of yar's choice Of libby, says, WELL i feel bad
Speaker 2: BECAUSE i took him away from his. Country what did
Speaker 2: you think Of yar's response to that when she, said
Speaker 2: this was our, choice you didn't take us.
Speaker 1: Away, WELL i think it was different for her BECAUSE
Speaker 1: i think she really wanted to come To america and
Speaker 1: she misses her, family but she really wanted to come To,
Speaker 1: America so she has a totally different. Perspective When lauren
Speaker 1: chimed in and, said, YEAH i don't like that argument
Speaker 1: it was his. Choice that's bullshit because on her, seasons
Speaker 1: she's cried many times because she felt guilty because she
Speaker 1: took him away from his, family and he didn't want
Speaker 1: to come to THE. Us he loved being In israel
Speaker 1: with his. Family he's very close to his. Parents, yeah
Speaker 1: so she felt. Guilty but now she's saying.
Speaker 2: They talked about moving To israel On hay.
Speaker 1: Exactly so, yeah it's they're not all on the same
Speaker 1: playing field on. That BUT i don't think you owe
Speaker 1: him forever for that or should have to move back to,
Speaker 1: reciprocate like just to make him. HAPPY i, mean he
Speaker 1: did make a. Decision, Now andre was fine to come To.
Speaker 1: America he wanted to live The american.
Speaker 2: Dream he wanted to he, yes he wanted to buy
Speaker 2: into whatever that was and make. Money AND i think
Speaker 2: this is WHY i pushed back on you, little or
Speaker 2: don't push. Back BUT i think HE'S i don't know
Speaker 2: If andrea's a really hard, worker BECAUSE i think that's
Speaker 2: why life would be. Easier he realized his life could be.
Speaker 2: Easier uh, yeah.
Speaker 1: Right he did always Want chuck to like give him
Speaker 1: a job and stuff without really knowing the. Business.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah and so just kind of this sheer bull.
Speaker 2: Headedness so and we're going to talk about that. Bullheadedness so,
Speaker 2: anyway and So alex's outside cooking and he's, like that's
Speaker 2: where he, says my in laws we don't talk to them.
Speaker 2: Anymore he's, like and my mom doesn't talk to her
Speaker 2: mom at. All andre, Says so they relate on, that
Speaker 2: And louis, says or that's where they talk. About that's
Speaker 2: why we're talking about. Moving AND i love though the
Speaker 2: commercial ended or. Whatever and then when they come, back
Speaker 2: we've never had a chiron of all three. Couples what
Speaker 2: it was. Like jake called it ninety Day. Avengers it
Speaker 2: was like all six of them walking slow motion on a.
Speaker 2: BEACH i got to say when it did, it it
Speaker 2: kind of made me gasp AND i got.
Speaker 1: Goosebumps did you you thought it was a Little.
Speaker 2: It was like an, Event they're all to get.
Speaker 1: There Mary payne hated.
Speaker 2: It Mary, payne, well she doesn't like a lot of nude.
Speaker 2: Things she doesn't LIKE i like.
Speaker 1: No She she's become much more jaded and bitter BECAUSE
Speaker 1: i actually Found ed charming at the last tell all
Speaker 1: when he was flirting With greg's, mom AND i thought
Speaker 1: it was, funny and she THOUGHT i was, crazy AND
Speaker 1: i was embarrassed for myself for Finding. BIG i Hate Big.
Speaker 1: ED i can't BELIEVE i found, it BUT i found
Speaker 1: it funny when he was flirting with the.
Speaker 2: Feel jake thought it was funny, too so DID. I
Speaker 2: But jake even was like the SHADE i got From Mary.
Speaker 1: Payne she's Like luis still.
Speaker 2: ANYMORE i know if lu still is not on the single,
Speaker 2: life Then i'm.
Speaker 1: DONE i know that would be, perfect that would be, perfect, perfect, Perfect.
Speaker 2: So, anyway so. Yeah so they're all talking about movie
Speaker 2: and they're sitting down to eat basically and where are my?
Speaker 2: Notes So andre is kind of talking to the guys
Speaker 2: still and he's, Like libby's not into, it And joe's,
Speaker 2: like who's not going to be into? It who is?
Speaker 2: Not And andre, says, well, again this is Pure. Andre
Speaker 2: i'm going to make her AND i will sell her on.
Speaker 2: IT i will give her y'all put a button in
Speaker 2: a pin in this word, ultimatum, yep. Ultimatum you're gonna
Speaker 2: hear it a. Lot and So alex kind of bristles
Speaker 2: at this Because alexi's, like, wait you're gonna have to leave.
Speaker 2: Her she's not gonna. Move he's, like this is your,
Speaker 2: wife she's not on. Board how are you going to do?
Speaker 1: This but that Is alex also becomes a raging feminist
Speaker 1: in comparison.
Speaker 2: To yes and compared To, andre and so uh Brs
Speaker 2: by basically like, well she's, like what are you going
Speaker 2: to do, there Deliby And libby's, Like we'll be a
Speaker 2: stay at home. Mom And lauren's, like, Well alex wants
Speaker 2: me to be a stay at home, home but we
Speaker 2: all need a. Break and she's like in, fact tomorrow
Speaker 2: we need to have a girl's. Night and it's not
Speaker 2: because the producer says they needed a film another couple of.
Speaker 2: Episodes we're.
Speaker 1: Here producers have told me they've already gotten this the releases, side.
Speaker 2: All, right they rented the party.
Speaker 4: Bus.
Speaker 2: Yeah they sit down to eat, dinner it's the six of,
Speaker 2: them and then Like, sam the best, friend just had to.
Speaker 2: Leave so he's, gone and now there's just no.
Speaker 1: Gut did he have raging diarrhea or? SOMETHING i don't.
Speaker 1: Know did he just not want to be on the.
Speaker 1: SHOW i don't know that around these.
Speaker 2: PEOPLE i, went, oh this shit is. Crazy he was white. People,
Speaker 2: yeah he was, like this is some crazy white people
Speaker 2: AND i gotta get, out. Y'all. Bye so and so
Speaker 2: they sit down to eat and there's And lauren brought
Speaker 2: up because she's, like we were talking About, Libby mitch
Speaker 2: And moldova and she just Says, Libby mitch And. Moldova
Speaker 2: and Immediately andre, GOES i have good friends and family,
Speaker 2: There like he's already defense because that's What i'm gaydas
Speaker 2: and And lauren's, like, well but can you see your
Speaker 2: kids growing up? There and y'are a FUN i was,
Speaker 2: LIKE i do not see. Her she's like she want
Speaker 2: adjust to the. Culture and she says things like she's
Speaker 2: An american, baby she Spoiled, American and what she means by,
Speaker 2: that it's not more of a derogatory. Term it's more
Speaker 2: of it's like WHEN i went To italy and you
Speaker 2: kind of, go it's a couple of years. Ago it's
Speaker 2: the first TIME i was, like Maybe i'll live In
Speaker 2: italy one. Day, oh that'd be. Great and then you're, like, oh,
Speaker 2: wait there's no. Dryers everybody has to hang dry their.
Speaker 2: Clothes and my friend, said in the, winter it takes
Speaker 2: like a week for your clothes to, dry the just
Speaker 2: hanging up all over your. Apartment there's not a. Dishwasher
Speaker 2: there's like there's, conveniences the creature comforts we are used
Speaker 2: to As. Americans we don't realize that that is not
Speaker 2: a lot of the. World mm.
Speaker 1: Hmm And libby even said that To. Andre she's, LIKE
Speaker 1: i WON'T i wanta, DRYER i want a washing. Machine
Speaker 1: and Then yara goes she's used to like ice and
Speaker 1: restaurants and air, conditioning.
Speaker 2: Which sounds, silly but like people miss those. Things.
Speaker 1: True it's, yeah you miss those things when you Miss.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so ALTHOUGH i don't know, why But Coca cola
Speaker 2: And italy they always serve it with a. Lemon it's
Speaker 2: delicious with a. Lemon here in THE, US i hate
Speaker 2: it doesn't taste.
Speaker 1: It might be a sugar.
Speaker 2: Thing, well they don't have the chemicals we. Do, Yeah, so,
Speaker 2: ANYWAY i don't. KNOW i don't know a lot OF
Speaker 2: i don't work for THE. Fda i'm out of my depth.
Speaker 2: Here we need to move. On this is already an
Speaker 2: Hour ingrid's gonna.
Speaker 1: GO i talk ABOUT Rfk junior right.
Speaker 2: Now oh oh oh so, Okay so, anyway, well So
Speaker 2: nora knew no Or. Noga, sorry my odd thing autocorrects.
Speaker 1: To, nora BUT i didn't remember if it Was nora Or.
Speaker 2: Noga and so she immediately jumps. In she's, like, well
Speaker 2: didn't you do the ninety days to become An american
Speaker 2: and you want to come here and drag them. Back
Speaker 2: that's not, Fair And i'm, Like i'm actually. NOT i
Speaker 2: don't think it's that. Crazy if they want to live In,
Speaker 2: maltova the kids are, young this is a great age
Speaker 2: for them to go experience their, family learn the, language
Speaker 2: learn the culture and if you.
Speaker 1: Want it's also like can people change their minds, Too
Speaker 1: like that's you might think you don't want kids and
Speaker 1: then later you do Want like it's they've been together
Speaker 1: for a long.
Speaker 2: Time so, Also, noga Being american is not the best
Speaker 2: thing in the world for a lot of.
Speaker 1: People. Now oh So i'm sure they have less guns In.
Speaker 1: Muldo well MAYBE i don't. Know ACTUALLY i don't know the.
Speaker 2: Situation, WELL i just saw a thing about more children
Speaker 2: and like dine in comparison to other, countries so the
Speaker 2: life expected to be our kids are shorter and a
Speaker 2: lot of that's because so, anyway so check yourself before
Speaker 2: you wreck, Yourself. Noga but she doesn't give a, shit
Speaker 2: And lauren, says, WELL i understand it's kind of, corrupt
Speaker 2: And andrea, says it's part Of russian. World what do you?
Speaker 2: Expect Just i'm, like, sure, okay And andrea, Says i'm
Speaker 2: getting this what he, Does i'm getting attack with no
Speaker 2: support From. Libby i'm having to advocate on my own.
Speaker 2: Country And libby then she was, LIKE i am never
Speaker 2: going to be caught in a country That i'm not
Speaker 2: okay With andre And alex is LIKE i don't know
Speaker 2: what to. Do he's, like they're not on the same,
Speaker 2: page AND i think this is rude and. Disrespectful And lauren's, like,
Speaker 2: yeah who the fuck is? He and Then jovi, says, well.
Speaker 4: You said that you would give her an, ultimatum And
Speaker 4: libby goes, out what autimatum are you talking?
Speaker 2: About? Andre that's what's great about Leaving andre is that
Speaker 2: you think on the same. Page but then they just
Speaker 2: they throw each other under the bus right in front of, everybody, like,
Speaker 2: uh they're From.
Speaker 1: Florida they are used to fighting in front of. There
Speaker 1: look at their, family Like charlie was didn't regularly start
Speaker 1: fights at The olive garden and for family. Dinners, oh She's.
Speaker 2: The amount of fights that they've had in publics alone
Speaker 2: is just. Astronomical so really good. Cake by the, way publics, Good,
Speaker 2: Chris she's store In, florida but, anyway she's and So libby's,
Speaker 2: like why is the? Ultimatum And i'm pretty sure we're
Speaker 2: going going to Move And libby, says you can give
Speaker 2: me an, ultimatum but you'll get one right. Back and she's,
Speaker 2: like we're, out discusses. Later and So Andrea onoga is
Speaker 2: going in on into And andre starts yelling at her
Speaker 2: like you don't know, me And laurence says Get lauren
Speaker 2: gets really, agitated and she's, like as An american, mother
Speaker 2: go into country is a big fucking. Move if the
Speaker 2: mother's not it's like that crosstitch thing that like my
Speaker 2: Grandma hazel, usaid but if mama ain't, happy ain't nobody. Happy,
Speaker 2: yeah she's not wrong in a lot of that, talk
Speaker 2: especially if the mother is the matriarchy That i'm raising the.
Speaker 1: Family, Yeah andrea has never heard happy wife half to be.
Speaker 2: Life oh? Boy oh what? Crazy but she is worried
Speaker 2: about the kids being effected about. It i'm affected by.
Speaker 2: It and then But andrea, says but what does the
Speaker 2: money come? From and because, oh Then andrea starts attacking, that,
Speaker 2: Well alex makes all the, money And lauren's, LIKE i
Speaker 2: make my own, money don't even And alex actually, Says she's, like, hey,
Speaker 2: bro she makes her own money, too so it's kind of.
Speaker 1: Different absolutely he. Did and what's funny is Like jovi
Speaker 1: is very beta compared To. Andre So andre yells At
Speaker 1: jovi and yells at the, women but he doesn't raise
Speaker 1: his voice. Ever to big Tall, alex Because alexi is
Speaker 1: like on his, level alpha male, style so he's only
Speaker 1: comfortable yelling At jovi and the women.
Speaker 2: Ding ding ding ding or as we play on our
Speaker 2: show often you're. Welcome oh do you? What you know?
Speaker 2: What you probably, Well i'll end it With But lauren,
Speaker 2: says If i'm holding the house with together And i'm,
Speaker 2: happy that's that really, matters and goes that's so, quick
Speaker 2: fucking selfish And noga like it's LIKE.
Speaker 1: I got all the neighborhood dogs started barking fucking.
Speaker 2: Crazy. Yeah, Fuck she's, like you beat the. Shit that's
Speaker 2: an asshole of a. Man and she gets up and
Speaker 2: leaves and that's a show and that's all of her
Speaker 2: but for. Her then we hear somebody's phone ring and
Speaker 2: we hear this song.
Speaker 1: When you want deal deal what you call a.
Speaker 2: Big, sorry y'all were doing this on my. Zancaster so
Speaker 2: we have all the stuff That jaken out play on
Speaker 2: our show all the. TIME i needed.
Speaker 1: To do more sound effects on my.
Speaker 2: Show oh, yeah for.
Speaker 1: Sure just break up the murder a little. Bit side
Speaker 1: note two side. Notes yara is just drinking the whole.
Speaker 1: Time she is just so amused, like what the fuck is?
Speaker 2: Happening, yes she.
Speaker 1: Is did you notice the pineapple On alexi? Shirt was
Speaker 1: he trying to swing with those? People? WHAT i don't
Speaker 1: know if it was the logo or a, sticker but
Speaker 1: like he had a pineapple on his.
Speaker 2: Shirt you can't give me hope about these. Things you cannot.
Speaker 1: Entree, obviously if you had to, be it would Be
Speaker 1: entre Not jovi that he would be swinging with and
Speaker 1: one of the LADIES i.
Speaker 2: Go less than just swinging and more, like but he
Speaker 2: would want to Because joey's kind of soft and, smooth
Speaker 2: like a lady, body and he would want to fucking
Speaker 2: LIKE Bnd jovi over and give it to, him, right
Speaker 2: that makes? Sense the most top energy of all of.
Speaker 1: Them uh huh.
Speaker 2: Is. Out it's a PROBABLY i was gonna, Say, alex
Speaker 2: but and honestly it could be Your ACTUALLY i was
Speaker 2: just gonna your first, yeah uh huh.
Speaker 1: Yeah good for her, anyway great dinner. Party i'm sure
Speaker 1: the neighbors loved. It It's, florida they were used to.
Speaker 2: IT i like this new little. THING i like.
Speaker 1: IT i think it could be very. FUN i don't
Speaker 1: know if it's going to. Last the whole, season or
Speaker 1: if they're going to keep having these fake reasons for
Speaker 1: them to get, together But i'm here for, it it'll
Speaker 1: be break break up the other. Couples this was so much.
Speaker 1: Fun thank You matt for recording with. Me everyone see.
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Speaker 2: say shit LIKE i remember my. Friends i'd go to
Speaker 2: their church until and, say well are you washed in the?
Speaker 2: Blood And i'm like that sounds. Disgusting washed in the.
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Speaker 2: that you're, baptized that you were saved.
Speaker 1: Again now what the water in the baptism Represents jesus',
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