Speaker 1: For the thousands in attendance and the millions watching around
the world.
Speaker 2: This is the man.
Speaker 3: Eve hilto cor is a love and kicking Co'm on
over here on I thot you're asking.
Speaker 2: And welcome to Punch Drunk Sports five hundredth episode where
winners win. We are winning five hundred episodes. Dude, Oh
my god, we've gotten so old.
Speaker 3: And we tried to get all right. But he's in
South American jungle without a cell phone.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's he's on his pedo tour.
Speaker 4: I can believe that he's probably going to a certain island.
Speaker 2: No, no, probably the Bears probably bought that island out
from when when their cousin lost it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, until we got anybody calling it. Let me know
if he pops in, Johnny, I'll shoot everybody a text
remind him. But happy uh NFL trade, I mean NBA
trade deadline?
Speaker 4: Happy super Bowl weekend.
Speaker 2: I guess it's the most wonderful time of.
Speaker 3: The year and down because you're like, I'm gonna say
we're losing sports, but we're creeping up on that time
where it's we got nothing.
Speaker 2: Jason Power ranked these events going on right now. Super
Bowl Sunday, NBA trade deadline. W n B a might
walk a w NBA union might walk away from the
negotiating table. It's close.
Speaker 3: All you didn't throw in Winter Olympics in there too,
because that's right.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Winter Olympics.
Speaker 3: I didn't even know it was starting today and then
it was on TV Live.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm gonna be honest with you. I think the
Olympics totally affed up by making it every other year.
It was a big deal every four years. It's kind
of like the election. Every four years, we'd have this
event where we'd have Winter and Summer Olympics, and it
built up. Now it's every two years. It's just it's
it's not the same. It's just not the same.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't care about I mean, power rink super
Bowl one. I guess NBA trade deadline is too.
Speaker 5: But it's a close between the Do you guys know
the Winter Olympics had started?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 2: I literally just talked about it.
Speaker 5: Literally, But did you know that? Like who told you that?
I didn't know that until I saw a tweet?
Speaker 2: Like all I know it's because all Dana said is
like the Winter Olympics has starting.
Speaker 4: It was on TV today.
Speaker 2: The Winter Olympics is starting.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I had no idea until I saw a tweet.
Speaker 4: Is there honest? Honestly?
Speaker 3: But you could do bits if you want. It's a
hilarious show. But is there a Winter Olympics sport that
you're like? I kind of get geeked up for that
every year.
Speaker 5: I just wanted to say, real quick, you said you
wanted to talk to your ship about Renzez before you
got here, So just let's go ahead and do that
real quick.
Speaker 2: Get it out the shot you wanted to talk about.
Speaker 5: Get it out before the show that you want to
say about. Yeah, no, no, he's not here. Just all
the ship.
Speaker 3: Well, I mean, I gotta I hope he calls in
because I got a couple of real good business ideas
I want to pitch him.
Speaker 2: Oh dude, yeah, oh ship, we set you up. Whoa loo,
whoa Literally looks healthy? Dude, Look who looks healthy? Looks good? U.
Speaker 3: I saw a video of you the other day doing
stand up. You look like you're righting. You're fighting waight
super heavyweight.
Speaker 2: That I ha bro as man who struggle with Wait
and we lost him. He already left ship.
Speaker 3: He's calling back. I think he went to go put
his take his fat suit off.
Speaker 2: Guy would crackhead metabolism some of a struggle.
Speaker 3: You said, talk ship about him before he got on.
Speaker 4: That was my bad, bro.
Speaker 2: No, dude, I got to do us. I got to
do Legion of Skanks with Steve. Steve so fast, very fast,
very fast. Steve is one of the fast guys. Jason,
You're one of the fast guys too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Steve, dude, I'm great, by the way, Yes I am.
And I'm not fat.
Speaker 2: Okay, you're not fat, dude, You're not fat.
Speaker 1: No, no, no.
Speaker 2: And I'm not like you're not.
Speaker 1: I'm one hundred and ninety five pounds.
Speaker 2: I'm two five.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I should probably get like she'd probably lose
another ten But I am let down like ten pounds
from last year when I went to my c and
so I might not have to take fucking blood pressure
medicine anymore. So how about that? Fuck you t BO.
Speaker 2: I'm super proud of you, dude. I believe in you.
I'm in your corner.
Speaker 4: I'm eighty six and heels.
Speaker 2: I bet you if you if you cut your hair off,
you'd lose about five pounds. That thing is beautiful, thanks, dude.
It's just it's still real hair right there.
Speaker 1: Although it does come out when I when I pull
like when I when I go to fucking comic, some
shit comes out. But you know that, don't.
Speaker 2: It looks like an old Jewish professor. Just let it
go wherever it goes.
Speaker 1: Guys, this is your five hundredth episode.
Speaker 2: Five hundred episodes. The show started fourteen years ago.
Speaker 1: That's amazing, dude, unbelievable. Holy shit, I've been on like
four hundred of them. Yeah, yeah, I think I've been
on like four hundred of them.
Speaker 2: So those are the great old days. And we tell
you about certain adult films and you would throw up, yeah,
and then the guy who was running it didn't record it,
and we've just oh, I know that magic.
Speaker 5: Wait what I don't know this? What's this story?
Speaker 1: Well happened?
Speaker 2: We had this thing where we try to make Steve
throw up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it was never told like it was never
like told to me. It wasn't like we're gonna try
to make you throw up. It was always like, we
want to show you this video that we just found
and so it's and it always let down one path something.
Speaker 2: So I have a friend, she's an adult film Starry's name,
her name is her her her uh professional name is
Phoenix Marie. Okay, and she told us about eating a
man sauce omelet and Steve, yeah, we're right there. I
don't I can't do it.
Speaker 4: Are multiple multiple man.
Speaker 1: And I'll leave again. Okay, Well we can't because I
have shows in two hours. I can't throw off. Now,
I'll throw me off for the night.
Speaker 4: What if I tell you a puppy story instead.
Speaker 1: It's just not gonna be a cute puppy story. It's
gonna be something about scat and disgusting orifices.
Speaker 3: I'm just randomly saying that I don't have a cute
puppy story.
Speaker 4: Oh so yeah, go ahead.
Speaker 2: So he does that. It's like it's podcast magic. It
was just such a magical moment. And then the guy
I'm not gonna say his name, but he was like
he calls me. He's like, dude, I didn't I didn't
record it. I'm like, are you Because that happens no
matter what podcast you do, there will be one episode
that does not record. And that was that was like
the walk the Babe Ruth pointing kind of moment of
podcasting's gone. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Although bleaching Ari's asshole was also a top.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you were almost throwing there too. I said,
I didn't say hi to your wife. You guys just
took off after.
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, we had uh you know, it's like we
could be up the next day. We got fucking school
ship and all that stuff going on. It was like,
that's it, fund's over. Time to drive home.
Speaker 2: Let's it's stick a fork in it.
Speaker 1: We're done. She left like halfway through the podcast because
she can't stand like cigarette smoke and stuff like that.
So you know, she was like, yeah, I'm done.
Speaker 2: Let's what What story did they lose her on there?
Should women be cops? Was that the story?
Speaker 1: She got a little That was a great one though.
I love that we debated down the car right home.
I go tell me that there's not a good point that,
you know, women should not be cops, or at least
swimming should not be cops. They can't defend themselves against
the ship that they're going up against every day. But anyway,
she's psyched, she's awesome. She's not a cop. She's doing great.
The kids are fucking great. They're seventeen and thirteen. Oh
my god, humongous dude, I'm going to I'm going to
look at.
Speaker 4: Colleges, where we go, where we're going.
Speaker 1: We're not going anywhere teams. I'm not letting you know,
like this isn't back to school. You're not going to
sign up with my son, especially if you find out
he wants to go to University of Tampa.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, dude, nice, kid's gonna live the best lie.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, go go go research that school.
Speaker 2: Dude.
Speaker 1: It looks like a fucking resort like Vegas.
Speaker 2: Get him down to Florida. That's where the that's where
the action is. Dude.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he wants to go down to Florida.
Speaker 2: He's over the cold he went from he went from
La to the freezing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's not psyched about that. It's it's freezing, dude.
It's like literally minus twenty today in.
Speaker 2: The order in a pitch down there.
Speaker 1: No, my oldest does to play baseball. He just like,
you know, he plays football and wrestling, but he's he
wants to like he just wants to go have fun
and like learn and you know, and.
Speaker 2: You know, college dude, the best there's dude, Tampa has
to be one of the best cities.
Speaker 6: Go do that.
Speaker 1: In. I can't imagine it's not We're gonna look at
it like.
Speaker 5: This right college.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Oh my god. You know that is
who's who's bleaching off the grid? Ryan from tim fall Hat.
Speaker 4: That's right.
Speaker 1: So he was definitely off the grid this day.
Speaker 2: And you're just, dude, that was great. We're bleaching the
holes and you're throwing up.
Speaker 1: Dude wearing I just saw wearing like the trichethon from
my son's preschool T shirt, Like, what are you gonna do?
Speaker 6: Dude?
Speaker 1: That's the best. That's the best. So let's someone's probably
doing that as we speak right now.
Speaker 2: I'm sure he's loving it. I'm sure he's loving it.
So what are you most excited about this weekend? Is
it the Super Bowl? Winter Olympics? Are you just getting
jacked for the Winter Olympics? Are you excited about curling?
Speaker 1: I'll watch the Winter It gives you something to watch,
you know, there's not a lot of football's over after Sunday.
Baseball at the star of Jet, hockey and basketball are
sort of like, you know, they're fine, but like I'll
watch some stuff. I'll watch.
Speaker 2: Are you right for the Dodgers to go for three?
In a row. Are you excited about that or what?
Speaker 1: Forget it? Get it? I don't know what I mean. Look,
I'm excited about baseball. I'm happy for you guys who
crack some sort of code. We cracked it in the
nineties or the late nineties, early two thousands. You guys
have tapped into this Japanese culture that they what do
they teach them over in Japanese school? Only Dodgers, Only Dodges.
That's it, dude.
Speaker 5: They just like they pay them more money. They have
Infinity dollars. That's the code.
Speaker 1: I know. It's it's dude.
Speaker 2: The Mets spent more money than we did. Johnny shut up.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean the Cohen is an idiot though, they
and and and that's that's not counting the deferred money
that they're paying Antient.
Speaker 2: Yea, I will, I will say I hate the I
think the deferred money is bullshit.
Speaker 1: They would be paying like everybody else if they did.
But they got the one player in the world who
happens to be the best, if not the second best
player in the world to take who isn't, dude, who isn't.
But uh, look they're you know, they're gonna they're still
gonna lose games. They're still gonna you know, they're gonna
go five hundred against the Padres during the season. They probably,
you know, will win the division easily and they'll make
the playoffs. And then in the playoffs, who's beating them
in a fucking five, three, seven game series. No, no one,
No one's going to do it. I can't.
Speaker 2: I mean, do you hate do you hate the new
owners of the Yankees to start, you know, George Stewin
Byer's kids. Do you hate them because they're not spending well.
Speaker 1: They're not spending the way they used to. Because it's
like I think everybody's waiting. You know, this is it.
This is the last season. We're gonna have no way.
We're one hundred percent. We're going on strike and we're
gonna probably go on strike. We they're gonna go on
strike for the whole year next year because it's gonna
be if this is the year that they don't. They
kicked the salary cap can down the road too many
times and this is it now. The Dodgers signing fucking
Tucker was the last draw of the salary cap situation.
Now they're gonna demand it they're gonna have a they're
gonna demand that the a's pay at least a certain
amount of money, and they're gonna try to make more
of a middle ground in baseball because you know, like
what do you have if you if you are the
Pittsburgh Pirates, It's like what fan You got a great
fan base, but like you're never going to get to
a championship season unless it just all comes together every
one hundred years. You know, you can't. You don't have
the sustainability to do it. So this is it. So
that's why I'm like, I don't mind the Dodgers going
all in. I hope they don't win it again, but
if they do, and they probably will, it's end. It's
the end of baseball till they figure this out. And
so that's why I don't mind the Yankee spending like
what everybody else spends. What more could they spend on?
You know, like they offered Kyle Tucker the same Who
would you want to go play for if you're Kyle
Tucker the Dodgers or the Yankees or you know, the Dodgers.
Speaker 2: Why where would you want to live? I mean, why,
I love the Dodgers, but why have the Yankees falling out.
It's a hard do you think it's the media.
Speaker 1: It's a hard place to play, you know, no one.
People don't love like, you know, like being scrutinized after
every single fucking especially if you're a star. They don't
love it. They want to get their dick sucked, but
it's not going to happen. You know, Bobby Wick gets
his dick sucked every night in Kansas City. They love them,
and he signed the long term contract and that's great, dude,
But certain guys don't want to play in New York
because they don't want to fucking get harassed every single night,
or you know, they looking at it. The Joey Gallop.
Joey Galler doesn't even play baseball anymore. The guy doesn't
even play baseball anymore. They fucked him up so badly
he he doesn't even like now he's trying to pitch.
I heard, but it's crazy. They're never gonna it's it's
tough to compete with warm weather, hot pussy, you know,
movie stars, and you know, the tax brackets the same.
It's not like you're getting a fucking break there. So
the yank the Yankees are not like the you know,
the end All Bill, and plus they get the Mets,
so that's the probably offer you more money. Why would
you go go to the Yankees? Go to the Mets.
But so I'm like to me, I'm like, this is uh,
this is gonna be a thing where who's the healthiest.
I'm not looking at the Yankees for the first six
months of the year. I'm not getting fooled again. Even
if we're fucking the best team in baseball, we're not.
I'm not getting fooled again. It all starts to happen
to the end of July. August.
Speaker 2: That's what August is when I start paying attention.
Speaker 1: No, I'll watch, I'll watch every game, but I'm not
gonna get like I keep getting like fucking Lucy with
the with the football with the Yankees, like oh, we're on,
we're unbeatable. Like in May, we're like we win six
out of every seven games all the way through.
Speaker 2: Boone's still there.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. But it's because I think that's the you know,
the numbers nerds take over everything now, and it's like
there's receipts for every decision he's made. Pretty much, you know,
he gets probably told a lot of decisions to make
a lot of lineup, you know. So it's like he's
just out there sort of facilitating the game plan that's
being thrown in him from someone else up high. And
that's how it goes, dude, That's how the game goes. Now,
it's that it's that numbers game situation where yeah, I.
Speaker 2: Mean it's it's killing in the NFL. I mean, Denver
not kicking that you'll go to go up ten at
the end of the I mean, it's just ridiculous. It's
just ridiculous.
Speaker 1: Yeah, everyone goes for two points.
Speaker 2: Now, Chicago the week before had two field goals they
could have kicked.
Speaker 1: Yep, they go for it on fourth, they.
Speaker 2: Don't get it and they lose by six, and the
numbers will win.
Speaker 4: You in this year, I don't really understand.
Speaker 2: Yeah, analytics, it's just nerds inserting themselves and at some
point you're doing analytics. On analytics.
Speaker 1: If you're doing it, the problem is you can't argue
with numbers like they have the numbers to back them up.
So they go, ay, look at the numbers. The numbers
prove this. So you're like, all right, I guess it
cannot but that's over a course of a heart, Like
we're talking about this moment with that guy in this
situation with this amount of pressure, and the numbers don't
say that the wind is blowing over here and the
guy hasn't made a kick into that direction of the wind,
you know what I'm saying. So it's like everyone's almost
variables play.
Speaker 2: That's why the Dodgers were great in the regular season,
and then they would go like they will go to
the playoffs and just get swept or smoked in the
early rounds because they never got any momental because they
were doing so much analytical bullshit. They're like, Okay, Chase Bellinger,
you sit down, Okay, you're playing this. Hey, dude, who's
been a first basement's whole, like you're gonna play fucking
third base. And they just were like, you know, it's
like Andrew Freeman's like, I'm the he thought he was
better than the baseball gods. And then you saw people
complaying so much that they pulled it back a lot.
They pulled it back.
Speaker 5: A lot, decided to buy every player.
Speaker 2: Yeah he listened listen. Uh uh. You know people said
it in this in the comments. I think the floor
is important too. I don't think you should just allow
these owners to just pocket all this money. And it's
like you got convinced owners to vote against their own
best interest. But if you can, I mean you look
at like the percentage of revenue spent on players. There's
like Toronto, New York Mets Dodgers, and then it trickles
down to like pirates of thirty percent of their revenue
goes to their players. It's like you're losing generational people.
So so like you bring up like every hundred years, right,
you know, these people get enough players. So what happens
is like all these teams like Cincinnati got good, Pittsburgh
got good, Baltimore got good. So people go and watch
the games because they can actually win a game. And
then they're like, oh dude, we shortened them out of time.
Pitchers are pitching, more people come to the game. It's like, no, dude,
you had these fucking doormat teams actually could win a
game here and there. That's why people don't go to
the game. There's what else you got to do in
Cincinnati in July. If the Lambs aren't competitive, they're not
gonna go to the game. But you got to make
these owners spend money, dude. You gotta make them spend money. Dude.
You got to get Psycho Pass in there, who just
are like, I got to win it all costs. I
don't give a fuck.
Speaker 1: There happen to be if you look at college sports
right now, with the amount of boosters that are coming
out of the woodwork, that's like so and so went
to this school and now all of a sudden, they
got fucking tits football program is suddenly beating everybody. Yeah,
and what do you think is gonna happen when Nate
Bargatzi decides he wants a good tennis team. You don't
think they're gonna get fucking all the Williams DNA and
all the fucking you know, all the Andy Roddick and
the fucking you know rough Nadal DNA. They're gonna get
him all their their offspring over there, and and Nate's
gonna pay for them to go there. And that's how
it works all these football it has to be a billionaire,
a new billionaire, some black billionaire that grew up in Oakland,
right That's like, I want to buy the fucking a's
that's it. I want to spend money, dude. I don't
want to be the laughing stock. I don't want to
be the you know, the e's that everyone remembers in
the eighties and that was it, you know. I want
to be the fucking a's again. I want to be competitive.
I want to go after free agents and ship.
Speaker 2: That's that new stadium and if that they want to
do in Vegas is fucking nice, dude, yeah nice, Yeah, yeah,
drawing it's fucking nuts. So real quick, you bring up boosters.
So now there's this new thing with nil. Okay, you
have guys who went pro flamed out trying to come
back to college. Thoughts on that, because I have some thoughts.
Speaker 1: I'm man, if you got if you have eligibility and
someone's willing to pay you, absolutely come back.
Speaker 2: Here's my problem with that, and.
Speaker 1: This is why, because the go ahead, go ahead.
Speaker 2: No, My issue is this is, like, Okay, college sports
are about two things. One is education. That's laughable. Okay,
that's laughable. They should be able to get a degree
in basketball if if that's what you want, so they
can go coach somewhere. The next one is it's a
feeder league for the pros, like we're trying to find
out who can go to the next level. If you
go to the next level and you flame out, we know,
we know you're not good enough. So it's like letting
them come back down.
Speaker 1: It's kind of like you're taking a spot of a
kid that might be able to make it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, or you're like pushing kid to another school and
then his story's different over there in that school when
you could have had this kid, but he doesn't want
to come here because you're letting his G league guy
come in and then his minutes go down.
Speaker 1: Like you're saying no, I'll give you that. I'll give
you some numbers to speaking at analytics to back that up.
The average Division one baseball player in twenty twenty three
was twenty years and through two months old. The average
Division one baseball player today is twenty two years old. Well, dude, Indiana,
that's gone up two years, two years in two years basically,
So it's like that's remarkable. That's because guys are sticking
around a long time.
Speaker 2: Well, I think that's better for the pros too. Now
you're getting three year and four year players instead again
one year players.
Speaker 4: Yeah, football, especially in football.
Speaker 1: Yes, So it's going. But but what you're doing is
you're like, there are colleges. Most big colleges don't even
recruit high school players anymore unless you're like the top,
so it's way harder to get a scholarship or interesting.
Speaker 2: Yeah, kids are gonna go to like unknown schools so
they can play and then come to so they're almost drafting.
Speaker 1: So now it's like, yes, yeah, it's like, great, you
didn't get into a Division one school because it's very
tough and most of them don't even fucking look at
you anymore unless you're ah, you know, because it's fourth forty.
I think some like twenty thousand people in the portal
at all times, jesus. So it's like that's where you
get Yeah, that's where you get your players from. That's
where you get your whole that's the free agency system.
So why would you go like, these are people that
somebody already recruited, somebody already said, hey, you're good enough
to play in college. Why would you Why am I
going to a high school to look at some fucking
kid that might be good when all when I could
go look at the tape on the internet right here,
and I've had all his film from his school he played,
you know against That's how it's way easier.
Speaker 5: It's not just that too. What You're gonna take a
guy from high school, spend the money and the effort
to develop him, and then Alabama comes and is like, hey, bro,
here's a million dollars and you lose it all because
the contracts aren't enforceable. They have to have like two
year contracts.
Speaker 2: They got to have contracts.
Speaker 1: Well they they did that for a while and then
they turned it away like they two years ago. He
used to be able to transfer once without having to
sit out a year. Now it's you could transfer as
many times as you want.
Speaker 2: I think it should be two year deals.
Speaker 1: Did you see Dukes in their quarterback that he wants
to leave. He's leaving and going to I guess l
SU or whatever.
Speaker 2: He's going to Miami, Miami, Miami.
Speaker 1: And they want it. They want their money back, and
they want they want more than their money back, they
want damages.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they got to. They reached the settlement.
Speaker 2: They did.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they agreed to a settlement that will clear the
way for the quarterback to transfer to another school.
Speaker 1: Well they have to, because I mean, what do you
the kid could have come back. You really want the
kid playing for you after you told them that, Yeah,
give me a break. But yeah, I mean it dependulum,
like you said, like it's everything dude, it's swung so
far the other way now because you know he slaved
labor for fifty years making all that money.
Speaker 3: I think you should be able to transfer every game,
play for twelve different teams.
Speaker 2: Yeah, halftime, why not Trantford to the other team at halftime?
Speaker 1: Fantasy? Yeah, there you go, fantasy fantasy college football where
every week everyone just gets out, you draft a new
fucking team for that week, and you go out and
you play.
Speaker 2: Why not?
Speaker 1: Why not?
Speaker 2: Why not? Dude? Why not? Do it? Mess it up?
Speaker 1: I mean, think about it. You already have U c.
L A playing Rutgers in the same division, and that
they couldn't be further apart. They're three thousand miles away
from five.
Speaker 2: Well they were remember like someone in the Big ten
whatever that that what is it? The Big ten? Right?
The Big twelve is like Texas Tech and Ship and
I think it was UCLA or you use or US.
He was like, hold on, we're getting paid the same
money as Rutgers.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I hat of the same pot. At least
it's a pretty good love that.
Speaker 2: The SEC is just freaking out. They're like, no, we
get we get we get five guys in automatic. You're like, dude,
you don't have her. You don't have uh uh monopoly
on it anymore. You haven't won the last two, the
last three have been the Big Ten.
Speaker 4: We're like, Notre Dame the conference. I don't play anybody.
Speaker 1: And you heard, you heard how Miami. I didn't hear
a lot of money Notre Dame fans going chirping when
Miami got to the to the college. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah that we should have got in really toned down
after a couple of years. But yeah, I think that.
I think at ten years there'll be two conferences, maybe three.
It'll be the Big Ten, the SEC, and then maybe
one out West, maybe one out west, see like see
West is the SEC Central. It's gonna be like fucking
the NFL.
Speaker 2: I could see a super conference, a super conference where
it's just like the basically the pros of the amateurs
and then like the teams that want to compete but
don't want to pay a bazillion dollars right get to
and maybe if you get so good at that one
of those conferences will draft you in or maybe even
it gets like professional football in Europe, where like if
you suck for a bunch of years, you get sent
down and we bring up uh, you know, UNLV or
whatever the team is been killing it.
Speaker 5: Why would that? Why would they consent to that though?
I just can't imagine him.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I mean, I don't know. I'm just saying,
but I could see that that being breaked because they
wanted to break up to the Big five anyways, and
that kind of got kabashed because that would just be
dominating college sports and then you would be in like
Utah or and never have a chance to compete for
national championship. But you weren't going to do it anyways,
because these guys are paying these dudes way more money
than you could ever pay.
Speaker 5: I I mean they were talking about mister Beast taking
on you because he's from Greenville. Yeah, he was talking
about taking on ECU the other day and maybe just
giving them a billion. He's like, imagine one hundred million
or something.
Speaker 1: I mean, I've literally watched it with Saint John's in
New York three years ago, four years ago. They were like,
we're the laughing stock. We're supposed to be. Saint John's
the power Aid guy whatever his name is, he's fucking
a partner. He yeah, Jimmy Powerade was like, fucking enough
of the ship. He goes fire the coach, I'll pay
for Patino, and Patina was like, we're gonna do all
our games in fucking Madison Square Garden. We're gonna pay play.
We're gonna, you know, we're and they they they got
all like they did it, they got all.
Speaker 2: He wanted to go to UNLV and those retards didn't
get them.
Speaker 5: Stupid. He fits so perfectly with Vegas, dude, I mean
it couldn't have been better.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and we got this coach and we're ten and twelve.
I mean I knew it when they hired it. I'm like,
that guy's dog shit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it makes difference.
Speaker 5: That young kid, right, what's young? Now he was young?
What's his name? The guy from Memphis and the.
Speaker 2: Coach as you know, uh basketball, So let's get in
the NFL before we let you go. Are you excited
about the Giants?
Speaker 1: Oh? Now I am. But this is the best part
of the year for us. I've been saying that, dude,
this is this is like our super like, like the
Draft is our super Bowl. Last year, I went to
the Draft and I was on cloud nine. Dude, I
was so happy. I was so fucking happy.
Speaker 2: Decided to win the ass the ass Ball, which was
Raiders versus Giants.
Speaker 1: Oh, and you guys played that perfectly. God, did you
play that fucking perfectly. It was so perfect the way
you guys all of a sudden just were like, oh, no,
we suck. And then the next week you go out
and win. After you know that, even winning, you still
get the fucking perth pick.
Speaker 7: I know.
Speaker 1: The Giants are such fucking dumb cunts. They're like they're
like those military boys that are like, I don't care
what happens. I'm going to protect the country. We're gonna
get the win. And it's like, you idiot, you're gonna
get your fucking head blown off from the fucking front row.
And that's what happens. They go out there and they
get that meaningless win at the end of the year,
and instead of picking first, which I mean, think about, wow, great,
think about that, dude, we would obviously be trading that
and we would be getting back so much from you
or the Jets or whoever else was behind us. But
you know, that win against you guys really made a
fucking big day. Everyone takes it over to the nobody
carries there's nothing that carries over. There's no one. There's
no one walking into the fucking Giants training camp next
year and being like, guys, let's carry that fucking Vegas win.
Let's keep that energy going. It was fucking five months ago.
No one gives a shit. You should have lost like
you were supposed to. And then you go on and
you lose the last week and that's it. You get
the first pick and until they figure out how to
do that. But I am excited now because John Harbaugh
will do the kind of the right moves. He will
figure this out.
Speaker 2: Who did Pittsburgh sign what's his name? The old guy?
Speaker 1: What's Mike McCarthy? There?
Speaker 2: Harbaugh McCarthy are basically the same coach. Have you seen
the records?
Speaker 1: I think, yeah, I call him my white Tomlin because
he's like Mike. He's like white Mike Tomlin McCarthy. Yes,
you know, he's got one super Bowl usually just a
pretty good record with a you know, over five hundred team.
They might make the playoffs. But you know, but I'm
gonna tell you, is he gonna go back Mike McCarthy's
never not had a fucking quarterback. Yeah, but he's got
his old boyfriend that's a thousand years old. It's like,
you know, it's like uh uh, you know, someone going
back to date fucking someone they dated when they're in
their twenties, in their fifties. It's like, it's not gonna
work this time. She's not as hot as she used
to be, and I don't know how he's gonna be
without her without a quarterback, you know, I don't know
if he's a if he's that kind of guy that's
gonna be able to coach a team like Tomlin did.
And without a quarterback, he has no defensive fucking prowles whatsoever.
Speaker 2: It's so crazy how bad the Steelers defense was when
everyone thought they were going to be the best in
the league and they just ship the bed. I'm fucking out, dude.
Speaker 1: I mean they lost Watford, Lung collapsed, uh you know
here and there. But yes, I still, we need a
culture change. We need a boss. We need someone you know,
like to take over and be like this is this
is the guy here is in charge?
Speaker 2: Now, are you doing any prop bets on the Super Bowl?
I have They showed the male cheerleader over three times
during the Super Bowl. What do you have?
Speaker 1: I would take that in a second, because they're gonna
show shot three or four times.
Speaker 2: No, No, do they have male cheerleaders on either of
these teams.
Speaker 1: I thought it's a demand. I thought it was like
a Now they.
Speaker 2: Dave Dell loves him in his gay face, dude.
Speaker 1: NFL Honors Award wearing all black like a fucking sex symbol.
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, such gay face. That guy he's got the.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a video of Micah Parsons and he's in
like his little wheelchair for his broken you know, flip
or whatever his knee, and he's got a video camera
and he's going down the line of all the female
cheerleaders this week.
Speaker 4: At the Super Bowl.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So then he gets to the male cheerleader and puts
his the camera down, so he never even recorded the
male guy at the end.
Speaker 1: Is that Michael Fastbender or Roger Goodell. It's like Jesus Christ.
Speaker 5: What do you think about BELLI? We haven't we haven't
recorded an episode since Belichick did not get it, liked
it on the first ballot. What do you think of that?
Speaker 1: Look, dude, me, you're asking me for Johnny. Tell me
right now, nobody likes this guy. You don't get to
the top, You don't get to be the best without
people literally hating everything about you. All the great ones did.
Everybody hates thee jobs. They wish cancer on him and
they killed him. Everybody hates Elon Musk, Everybody hates the
best of the best. You don't get there without hate.
The guy can't even get a job on the Jets now,
so he's no way he's getting into the Hall of Fame. Craft.
I'm surprised they didn't let him in on the first ballot,
But I think that I think that's honestly them. Of them,
they're jealous of Craft, like they're jealous of fucking Belichick,
but they're jealous of Craft even more.
Speaker 5: And not the other because the idea is that they
are spanking them for cheating, is what it is.
Speaker 1: But though I'm gonna get to Craft, I think they've
been knock on him. Was the hand jobs in the
in the Orient Express wherever he got the hand jobs
down to Florida. I think that was like what the
thing that people hit under is like, oh, well, you
know that happened, we have to cut but Tom, if
they don't, if.
Speaker 3: He went to hand jobs, hand jobs, hand jobs, that's
where he got it at.
Speaker 1: I thought that was the new business. You were pitching
the teams.
Speaker 4: No, I got them before you leave them.
Speaker 1: Okay, No, but I think I do.
Speaker 8: I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't think they're gonna let Tom Brady
in on the first ballot.
Speaker 2: That's nuts. That was kind of crazy because the whole
theory is that Michael Jordan got caught betting on basketball
and he got in on the first one.
Speaker 5: I mean, yeah, but Brady has that win at Tampa
in Belichick though, you know what I mean, Like I
feel like that if the.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but also he has to flake Gate. He got
suspended four games for that.
Speaker 2: He's got Spygate and the flake Gate. Right.
Speaker 1: But what I'm saying, wait, is Sean Payton in the
Hall of Fame?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, bro Sean Payton already in Denver.
Speaker 1: He got suspended for a year.
Speaker 5: Remember well he was also hurting players. Yeah, I mean
that's that's a whole different thing.
Speaker 4: Okay, look, has a coach ever been first ballot? Is anybody?
Speaker 5: I don't know, I'm sure right, Well, I remember, I
remember Jill Gibbs was gonna be and then they were
worried he was gonna come back. You know when he
did come back. So they didn't want an active coach
to be also a Hall of Famer. But I'm sure
coaches have been. I will look it up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he doesn't get in. That's crazy. It's so weird
being a Raiders fan because you hate Brady because of
the tuck rule, but you love him because he's a
minority owner. Oh it's a weird. Yeah. A lot of hate,
a little love once we start winning.
Speaker 1: Did that eout? Like Tom? Like tutoring and mentoring.
Speaker 2: I can't wait. I can't wait because.
Speaker 1: This kid's like a gate. He's like a mixture of
Tom Brady and Tim Tebow. He loves Jesus, he loves football,
he loves his teammates.
Speaker 2: Dude, he's gonna go to fucking Vegas in three weeks.
He's gonna have fucking tattoo sleeves, a fucking tear drop.
He's gonna have a black girlfriend.
Speaker 1: Max Crosby.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's well, there's rumors of that, and I listen,
I love Max Crosby, but if he can go to
a contender and we get some picks, go for it.
But I think we're gonna be good really quick. If
we were on lined.
Speaker 5: George Seffert was a first ballot Hall of Famer. He
lost fifteen games in a row with the Panthers, and
he was a first ballot Hall of Famer. Mike Homgren,
Jimmy Johnson, Fine, Bill Cower, Bud Grant, Tony Dungeye, first
ballot Parcels Gibbs, Wait, is this is that?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 5: I thought, Gibbs they maybe they had a debate about it.
I remember reading about that. Bill Walsh, Chuck Nole, Tom Landry,
Don Schule, obviously, Paul Brown, Lombardi and how are your coach?
Speaker 4: Everybody but apparently Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean when you're eligible, if you're a coach five
years after you stopped coaching.
Speaker 5: Probably in the NFL, I think, yeah.
Speaker 1: Well, how owners? I mean every owner is probably eligible
at all times? Right?
Speaker 5: Good question?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Right? I mean you know who's not going to get in?
Steve Tish talk about all they're gonna make this guy
fucking they sell it. How is this guy not be
have to sell his minority ownership of the Giants? I
mean he's Epstein's fucking best friend. Yeah, this is embarrassing.
Speaker 2: I dude, it's it's.
Speaker 1: Crazy sell shares of sell this clippers right?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Because he said beautiful black bodies and dropping one? What
that bomb? Who has it?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I mean how many N bombs to tiss drop
on Epstein Island? Probably?
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, I mean it's so crazy.
Speaker 4: I can't today.
Speaker 2: I know that live We know you guys like to
say the N word out there, home of the Clue
Cuts Clan. Everybody we more whisper it.
Speaker 4: But it goes.
Speaker 5: Speaking of N bombs. Did you guys see Tim mc millan.
I thought this was fake and then do you.
Speaker 2: Guys see this? This is my war against the N word.
It's why I say in my act it's I'm so
sick and tired of the fucking rules. The rules, uh
that only certain people can say it.
Speaker 5: He was on a live stream video gaming I assume
from a super Bowl with someone called Yana, uh, and
he celebrates them winning the game. They were playing the
playing Madden and uh. He's incidentally accidentally says the N word.
I'm I'm here, it is right.
Speaker 2: Hold on.
Speaker 5: Well, that's that's funny you said that, because that's the
exact question that the Yanna asks the person sitting next there.
He's not he's wyant.
Speaker 2: Oh winds are black?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know. I mean the blacks are the whites.
Speaker 2: So you got two of the worst people, all chick
and a couck, and you're saying the word near them.
Speaker 9: Okay, Okay, we did, okay, And then he had to apologize.
Speaker 4: Did you read his apolog If you took out.
Speaker 2: The M words out of Dave Chappelle's special, it would
be ten minutes long.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Wait, did he apologize as he was getting the Rookie
Offensive Player of the Year.
Speaker 2: That's Johnny Goes. He's offensive when he's getting the offensive award.
I think he just said that just to get the award.
He's like, it's close. I got you. Something he.
Speaker 5: Said yesterday while on a live stream. I use the
term I should not have. There's no excuse for what
I said. I pride myself and think of myself as
a man of faith. As there's a drive into deep
left center by cas what driving? Hold on, it's it's
two tweets, I sincerely apologize speaking thoughtlessly and we'll do better.
Speaker 1: So there you like, that's just my real thought, that's
my instinct. It's like I have to fight against.
Speaker 2: Everyone loves the M word. It's part culture.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 2: I like being called in bed.
Speaker 1: And the speaking of uh, well did she Tiffany Hatish say?
Mike verbal won the Coach of the Year yesterday. Verbal
verbal goes give it up a Mike verbal.
Speaker 5: That's great, that's great. Have you guys watched any of
what is it? Is it a Prime? Amazon Prime's NBA coverage?
It's the it's like two chips Nick Griffin and oh
it's so bad, dude.
Speaker 1: They were they were like the first fifteen minutes was like,
no one's mic was on. They didn't know what they
were talking a half court like they did, and you
were just listening to squeakers, squeak, sneakers squeak on the
fucking floor. Dude. It was like just them warming up.
But that was the ambient sound. And then people like,
I can't.
Speaker 2: Turn off television quick enough when they have women talking sports.
It just drives me nuts. It's just it's so it's
just like if I wanted to hear stats, I'll just
use Google. That's all it is. That's therefore giving you stats.
Speaker 1: Like yes, like Monica McNutt calls calls the nick games, and.
Speaker 2: I don't know how you guys listen to that. I
would turn that off. I don't know how you listen
to that. You. I mean, dude, turn it fucking off.
It's just I don't need to hear it. Dude. Yeah.
Am I a boomer? Fine? Am I a Neanderthal? Fine?
But it's like, I won't accept it until I walk
into Buffalo Wild Wings and I see two chicks fighting
over who the best running back ever is, Barry Sanders
or Emmitt Smith. Until that day happens when I see
two chicks in a legit sports argument.
Speaker 1: Okay, what if? What if? What if UFC announces we're
going to have a four person panel. We're heading Ronda
Rousey to the panel to call fights.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean chicks. I love chick fights. I'll watch that.
I don't want to see it all the time.
Speaker 1: But you would be okay with her calling a fighter
talking about technical What is the problem Daniel Cormier does
I'm just asking. I mean, it depends, like I'm much
like you are you more against like a girl that's
just like a broadcast journalist major that's like now on
the sideline.
Speaker 2: What they're doing here is they're taking the jobs of
the old players. They would do the color commentary, they
would tell you what they experience, and they're just getting
rid of these guys and putting chicks in there. And
you know who hates here in chicks talk sports chicks.
I've never heard a woman going, dude, she is great.
Every time there's a chick talking sports, any girl in
the room is like, why is she talking sports? When
I see a guy, a straight man, hosting the view permanently,
like he's one of the view people, I'll understand. We're
at a place of equality. It's just it's like there's
some things there guys, and some things are girls. I
just I'm sorry. I maybe Jerry O'Connell was on the talk.
Speaker 1: They added him, remember that, Yeah, for how long or
something like that. He was he was the only dude.
He wanted that. I guess he wanted to let Regis
and Kelly whatever show and then we just left or whatever.
He wanted that seat so bad and he didn't get it,
and he was like, fucking I'll His agents were like,
we'll get you on another talk show and he's on
the fucking scene.
Speaker 2: Could you do it? Daily show on TV? Could you
do that?
Speaker 1: What do you mean?
Speaker 2: Like talk Like they're like, hey, Steve, we want you
to come on this show daily.
Speaker 1: Talk Sports or Talk What Sports. I could do a
little pop culture, maybe fifteen minute segments.
Speaker 2: Like when they like Taylor Tomlinson, they gave her a
show after Stephen Colbert and she's like killing it in
stand up. I'm like, why do you want to show
up every day and fucking do that job when you're
selling out theaters?
Speaker 1: I know, I know that's a.
Speaker 2: Lot of fucking Like Jimmy Kimmel, Yeah, that's a lot
of money. But you're already making a lot of money.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you want more money. It's the nature of money that.
Speaker 1: Build, that builds. It depends on where you are. Like
I could use the bump, so I would take a
television show.
Speaker 2: No, I get that.
Speaker 1: I get that every day Oh yeah yeah yeah. I
mean the thing I couldn't do every day is like
morning radio. I couldn't be a morning radio person every single.
Speaker 2: Do you guys wake up early?
Speaker 6: Well?
Speaker 1: Not just that. I just don't know if I have
it in meed like to be every day for a
couple hours every day, to be the fucking the bright
morning person. I don't know. Maybe I could, but yeah,
it seems like a real fucking struggle to do that.
But I couldn't.
Speaker 2: You have to read fucking notes and people in my
ear tell me what to do. I'll do it in
podcasting because I can just talk.
Speaker 6: Shit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's no way I'm gonna be able to show up.
Gotta get gotta get to work at seven in the morning,
and then nothing starts till ten, and you're just sitting
around and you're like, what am I fucking doing here
right now here? And I don't care how big the
fucking I love hair makeup.
Speaker 1: That's sexually harassing the crew, sexually harassing the crew. Hello,
there's plenty of tough to do.
Speaker 4: That's a big Oh no, dude.
Speaker 2: I've been so fucking traumatized by the me Too movement.
Like I'll go to a comedy club and there's like
a gorgeous waitress and I just look at her like
an androgynous robot. I'm like, I haven't.
Speaker 1: Hung out Sam after the second show in like seven years,
I have not I'm gone before. I'm a ghost staff
for the second show. I used to hang out, where's
everyone going? After?
Speaker 2: Oh, let's go the I used to do these kids
back in the day. I can tell you fucking stories, dude,
And not anymore.
Speaker 6: Dude.
Speaker 2: It's like, how quick can I get? Have the uber ready?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: They already got me caught up in a meat three movement.
I'm telling you that's coming, bro. They got me deep
into meat three.
Speaker 2: All right, Steve, we appreciate you coming on dude.
Speaker 1: Episodes. Thanks guys.
Speaker 2: Where are you at.
Speaker 1: Denver this weekend? So? I mean I don't know where
I was? Is coming out tonight or is this live?
Speaker 6: Right now?
Speaker 2: This is live? Dude? You think we have around?
Speaker 1: Bro? We're professional Tonight two shows, tomorrow, two shows, uh,
and then in two weeks I'll be at the Mothership
in Austin.
Speaker 2: Have you done that? Have you headlined that before?
Speaker 1: Yeah? That's great, right, it's fucking sick.
Speaker 2: I felt so bad for Ingram. He got his own
weekend and then that like the biggest storm ever.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, they had to cancel show.
Speaker 2: I think, Oh, I feel so bad, dude. I want
him to get that. Dude, I love it so No,
I love.
Speaker 1: That room, so I can't wait to get back out there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you like living on the East Coast.
Speaker 1: I do. I mean it's crazy that it's sixty three
degrees in fucking Denver right now and it's negative fifteen
in New York. But yeah, I like living out there.
I like I like the city. Still, I'm not like fucking.
Speaker 2: I miss all you guys.
Speaker 1: It's it's great, you know, like we like the hang
of the stand is great, you know.
Speaker 2: But it's dude, we were kings back in the day.
Speaker 1: Dude, It's no one's ever around, you know. It's like
getting it you went around.
Speaker 2: We had it so good back in the day.
Speaker 6: Dude.
Speaker 1: All right, buddy beautiful. I love you guys.
Speaker 2: I love you. Thanks for coming on.
Speaker 1: Talk to you guys later.
Speaker 2: I think he's just gonna stick around. See if you
talk ship. That's why he's still there. Kick him out,
Johnny's a class no leaping there the whole there went.
Speaker 5: I got rid of. He's still in the room, but
I'm gonna check ban in from the studio.
Speaker 2: No, because we have a bat sometime.
Speaker 5: You put him in the pup in.
Speaker 4: The penalty box.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's crazy.
Speaker 5: I missed Steve. I like that guy.
Speaker 2: I miss all my friends. I'm the last of the Mohicans. Dude,
I'm the only one who stayed there. I can't get
out of here. I'm gonna make a move soon.
Speaker 5: I guess where do you want to go?
Speaker 4: Sam?
Speaker 2: I don't know. Man means like Austin, but I don't
know parties. Kind of like, I'm kind of overstand up.
I kind of want to move somewhere where it's cheap.
And if I really gave up on stand up, maybe
Phoenix or Buffalo. But Buffalo is so cold.
Speaker 5: Would you get what you mean, like, really give up
on stand up?
Speaker 2: I just I love stand up. It's just I've been
doing it for a long time. I kind of want
to do other stuff.
Speaker 4: You go where it's warm.
Speaker 3: There's a good fucking deal right now on Epstein Island
if you want to get.
Speaker 2: A five or is I called the Nickelodeon logo. Have
you seen the Hut?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 5: I mean that, Okay, I know, Okay, Johnny, Yeah, I
saw it. It is the shape of the island if
you twist it for like five minutes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and the island itself is shaped like Nickelodeon even.
Speaker 2: Has a little island by it.
Speaker 4: The Regtra trademark.
Speaker 2: Now, now, are you a Bulls fan, Jason?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Equal Bulls Clippers.
Speaker 5: Good damn, that's a rough week. Huh rough trade deadline
for the Bulls and the Clippers.
Speaker 2: No, dude, we're happy. You're happy.
Speaker 5: You were just had one of your best streaks in years.
The Clippers are playing great and they're like time to rebuild, dude.
Speaker 2: We got that guy from Indiana who's fired. Dude, you
know Matthews is his last name spelled weird? I guess
you guys Matthews or something like that. I like him.
We're getting the top five pick if Indiana falls out
of the first.
Speaker 5: Four next year. Yeah.
Speaker 2: We went from averaging like age thirty four or thirty
three to twenty eight. Like we're not the oldest team
of all time ever. You know, I'm just amazed that
they didn't move Kawi. If they were really gonna move,
I don't know where you'd move him to.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a weird thing, right, how do you value Kawhi?
Speaker 2: Like Kwy is great? Like when he plays, he's great.
And that's why it didn't work. Because Kawhi just would
take time off and James is great in streaks and
he's ship in the playoffs.
Speaker 5: Wait because he gets The other day you said it sucks.
You were like, oh, it's so well.
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm sad because I loved having James Harden,
Like Zubox.
Speaker 5: Is like really waving the white flag, like because you
just got rid of him, got it.
Speaker 2: I mean, I like Box, but I mean we got
a possibly top five pick if it goes our way.
You know it's possible if not comes to number one
and thirty one, so I'll probably be dead by them.
But you know, so I don't know, man.
Speaker 4: I'm one.
Speaker 2: I mean I don't mind it, dude. I mean, like
I don't mind it, dude. Like we were playing better
when Zubox was out, and that's the weird thing because
we had more spread offense.
Speaker 5: But make the playoffs.
Speaker 2: Now, Anthony and that Anthony kid that the Bulls got
is fucking good. I don't know why the Boston wanted
to get rid of him so quickly.
Speaker 4: The Bulls don't have a player over six foot.
Speaker 5: No, they traded everybody.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they's like nine guards right now.
Speaker 5: They traded ioh. They traded Kobe White for nothing, I
mean just second round picks. What's that?
Speaker 3: Then he got who was a beating score. Then he
got Jade n Ivy, who's like always injured. I don't know,
it is what it is. It could be fun. You
see that little uh Dinky's Japanese. Don't everybody start sitting?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, the little fight guy won the jump.
Speaker 5: He's great.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and he had like five sweet dishes. He had
like eight points his debut. So maybe they just go
all midget and have fun with it.
Speaker 5: But the Bulls, if they had traded these guys last year,
they're bringing back two three first round picks. But they
they do this thing that some teams do, or they
wait until they have no years left on their contract,
so their values nothing, and then they got nothing. It
was really bad. The they're missing. The Bulls are badly run.
Everybody in Chicago out here on talk right, I was
complaining about Yeah, I mean the owner sucks.
Speaker 2: He got lightning in a bottle with Jordan and he
just hasn't been able to do anything since. And listen,
these huge cities, they can't be bad. The only the
best guy to have is Danny Ainge. Because he doesn't care.
He'll tank the season just to get a better draft pick.
He did in Boston. That's why Boston is probably the
best sports town because Boston has no problem would be
in crap to get better that the Chicago's like they're
always mediocre. They're never like this.
Speaker 4: Is the word they're used to it.
Speaker 3: They're not like New York where they're like, if we're
gonna she absolutely fucking turn on you.
Speaker 4: Chicago's numb with mediocrity.
Speaker 5: When were you last optimistic? Was it the d Ros
to like those last d Ros.
Speaker 4: Before he hurt his knee.
Speaker 3: The first time you were like, holy ship, we got
a lot of young pieces in place.
Speaker 4: You know, it kind of felt very familiar.
Speaker 2: When let's get Chad Zuma, Khan, rod.
Speaker 3: Man, I mean Rodney, When the Bulls got Horace Grant
Pippin to go with Jordan, You're like, wow, we got
all three of these young guys in these dominant spots.
Speaker 4: But then they just got injury prone and you just
don't have expectations for it.
Speaker 5: Who is the hottest team in the NBA right now?
I'm just curious if you guys know it's Charlotte Hornets
that's right. I wouldn't let you ever not know with that.
It's to Charlotte Hornets.
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Speaker 2: Do you Valentine's Day? Joe, It's crushes.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna go.
Speaker 3: Oh, by the way, let's do some dates out the
gates because thank you for reminding me to put that
joke in my setlist.
Speaker 10: Uh.
Speaker 3: February twenty eighth, I'll be at summit City Comedy Club
in Fort Wayne with Duncan Trussell.
Speaker 4: Hey, Oh, Duncan Me and old Donkey Donkey.
Speaker 3: So if you're a fan of Dunkin Trussell or your
old Pala team and you're anywhere in the Midwest. February
twenty eighth, Saturday night, I'm doing two. We got two
shows Saturday and then March seventh, I'm at the New
South Bend Comedy Club.
Speaker 4: Here's you're gonna love this, Sam said, the Dumb Treat.
And it's on Martin Luther King Boulevard. You know that
I have great luck on Martin Luther King Junior Boulevards.
Speaker 3: You know you're in a white area because of you know, desegregation.
So I'll be ready to rock for that. And that
is a real one. Oh and also I'm at are
you doing.
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Speaker 5: Oh, Jimmy Gritz, Yeah, Jimmy Gritz.
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Speaker 6: Oh.
Speaker 4: I'm at Suicide Bombers. One last gig.
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February thirty eighth. Uh, standy, what about you? You got
some dates coming up? You want to Flora out there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, man, just go to my amazing, amazing, amazing. I
can't believe the show is fucked freaking fourteen years old.
Speaker 1: We have made.
Speaker 4: We waited website.
Speaker 5: It would have been the anniversary two weeks.
Speaker 4: Our websites up, Johnny.
Speaker 5: Well, no, we're doing that. On the last We've decided. Well,
and there is a website. It exists, and I could
publish it at anytime, and on the last ever Punch
Drunk we will publish.
Speaker 2: Who knows when that one? When will that be when
one of us dies?
Speaker 6: Dude?
Speaker 4: It could be literally, that's the beauty of Punch Dunk.
Speaker 3: The last episode could literally be right now, or it
could be in seventy years when we're in like AI
still talking long.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Hollywood, Next Tuesday, Perryville, Maryland, Pottstown, PA, Las Vegas
for my improv troop. Uh, it's just improv and it's
a free show. But I'm just going to see my friends. Bakersfield, California, Uma,
Hollywood again, Batavia, Here we go, Toronto, down, Fort Worth,
Huntington Beach, Albuquerque. Then the big one thousandth episode of
tim Fall hat on the eighteenth at the Mothership Lawrence, Kansas, Tulsa, Oklahoma,
and then finally back again. Oh then yeah, headlining the Mothership.
So yeah, those are my dates. Go Sam Tripley that
he dot com part funnel dude, amazing, dude, money. Why
don't you run that video?
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clearly lying, you're clearly just why lie.
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forward to? Man, I exploded and she just kept going.
I just like I was like stuttering hot seven inchs Wow,
hello your stage.
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or sounding burn burn?
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put it out, Go grab a big water bucket. Put
it out.
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certain your uretha in your euretha going.
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This is probably our last podcast at all Things comedy.
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know how we can top that. I love all you
guys very much. Man, thank you guys for listening. That
was great, Johnny, you did a great job.
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nuts except for t Bow. He's got crackhead metabolism.
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Speaker 6: Uh?
Speaker 4: Shout out to fight Nanny who's pregnant again, everybody.
Speaker 2: Let's hope nice is that will be three?
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Speaker 2: Congratulations to her.
Speaker 4: She said she only wants eleven more and then she's
gonna start having babies. Then she's gonna start fighting Nanny.
Speaker 2: He did great. We love fighting Nanny. You remember the
minute our money went down she quit the show. That
was great, Gea.
Speaker 5: But seriously, how he spelled his name wrong?
Speaker 6: How Howie dew we dude? The next the Knicks have
fourteen points in the first quarter.
Speaker 2: Howie, Howie, how are you dude? Welcome to the five
hundred episode. Of Punch Shrunk. You've never been on.
Speaker 5: Have you just been sending the link to everybody in
your phone book?
Speaker 2: Look, and Chad Zumach is here. Yeah, the penalty.
Speaker 6: You kno's game tonight?
Speaker 2: Why didn't you go?
Speaker 6: Because the Knicks aran and it's like zero five blows
zero Yeah.
Speaker 2: I don't know how you guys live in a high Chad,
how are you taking him out of the penalty box?
Speaker 8: What's up, guys? We're we got a little, uh, a
little a new player in town. His name is James
Harden Sam.
Speaker 2: I mean, dude, enjoy him. He's exciting, but he's not
gonna do anything in the playoffs. I mean it's it's
his uh, I mean what was he gonna? I mean
they were playing well with the Clippers. He was right,
I mean he he is a streaky guy. He's he's
very thick now. He's a thick man.
Speaker 8: He's always been a thick man.
Speaker 2: Let's let's talk to Chad real quick, because Chad, you
were a big part of Punch Drunk history because you
got us kicked off all things comedy. Can you talk
about that big day where you came in and just
kicked us out of all things comedy.
Speaker 8: Well it was, you know, it was a very tough
time in my life. I was going through a transitional period.
Speaker 2: And you were transitioning, and Lady Chad was just gross.
He said, he is trust me on that. Someone sent
me trans Chad. And I was like, I'd hit it.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I know, yeah, I look good as a woman, right, yeah, I.
Speaker 2: Mean you should try it.
Speaker 8: I'd hit it.
Speaker 2: You gotta try something at this point.
Speaker 8: And my buddy Sam Tripley, my longtime friend, my my
role model, was getting a fight with Patton Oswald because
Jordan Peele don't want to get in a fight with him,
because Jordan Peele he's he didn't want to put a
white people's leads, and and Patton Oswald was chating being
in that and Sam was like what the fuck? Then
said I was backing up Sam like like flavor, Flavor
backs up Chuck d And next thing you know, Patton's
coming after me. And next thing you know, I'm off
punch drunk.
Speaker 2: And then you made some jokes about him killing his wife.
Speaker 8: Well his wife jumped in Meredith Sellinger. I said, shut up, bitch,
I go be careful, sleep with one eye open. Oh
judging by his past wife.
Speaker 5: That was the way I got you.
Speaker 8: Yeah, and that then they threatened to go after the
ads and then it was just a complete mess. And
that Mike douchebag threw me off, and is.
Speaker 1: What it was like.
Speaker 2: We missed all things comedy. I'm sad how it ended.
You know, you basically got me kicked out of a
thing I held a part of and owned a piece of,
and now I have nothing, Jack, thank you, Thank you, buddy.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 8: Man, So are you a Knicks fan, Howie?
Speaker 6: Yeah, I am a big Knicks fan.
Speaker 2: They didn't do anything during the We.
Speaker 6: Picked up that.
Speaker 13: We picked up a good solid from New Orleans. I
like the kid, he plays defense. I mean, there's not
much we could do. We had a salary cap.
Speaker 2: Can we have a discussion on is Joe Dumar's the
dumbest GM of all time? He messed up and didn't
take Camilla Anthony took up dark Omelitic and just think
how good that team would have been with Camilla Anthony
at the three right or at the two or at
the one. I mean, how good would that be?
Speaker 1: You know?
Speaker 2: And now he just traded He traded their first pick
for what Derek Queen like that kid who's good, but
now you're so bad. You could have shot the first pick.
Speaker 8: But Dumars did put that Pistons team together with Rip
Hamilton and Chauncey and the.
Speaker 2: Man, I mean he no, he got lucky, Larry Brown,
he got lucky because Atlanta just gave him Rasheth Wallace
for nothing.
Speaker 6: Was the most overachieving team probably ever.
Speaker 5: They they figured out how to defend Shack yeah.
Speaker 13: Yeah, and they found and they found ways to get
Rip Hamill fifteen foot jumpers.
Speaker 6: It was amazing.
Speaker 2: They shut Kobe down. They made Kobe try to beat them.
They're like, shats his numbers. We're gonna let him his numbers.
We're gonna have Kobe beat us. And who's that skinny
ass scoring for they had? That was really great.
Speaker 5: Prince Prince Price takes foot eleven.
Speaker 4: And he could choo from anywhere on the court, ninety
five pounds.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Kentucky, Kentucky player.
Speaker 2: He was good.
Speaker 5: He was like Kentucky too.
Speaker 6: Yeah, he was tough, he was good. He was so big,
six ten, six eleven, shoot the ship out of it, yeah, dude.
Speaker 2: And then then he takes Darko and he totally f
s Darko because he brings him to a team that
already has a bunch of bigs. Also hate white people.
Speaker 5: Larry Brown, Anthony dude, great coach, great coach, but he'll
grind the rookie like just if you're not mentally resilient,
he'll just grind you to dust. And he just destroyed
Darko's confidence. He was never going to recover.
Speaker 6: I don't know. I didn't think he was that. I
never liked dark Oman.
Speaker 5: I know he didn't know.
Speaker 2: He had an over ten year career and he ended
up playing in the league forever.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's not what you expect.
Speaker 6: He was like a Danny Man played the played in
the league for like sixteen years.
Speaker 8: He was like Laightner. Laightner played forever too.
Speaker 6: Latner Christian Late, perfect example man.
Speaker 2: Just any white guy, just like any white guy in
the league.
Speaker 8: Bob Surah Bo, Bob Sura could ball, dude, How dare dude?
Speaker 6: Bob Starr is the all time leading score at FIDA State.
Speaker 8: Yeah, that was that was a crazy team. You had
Charlie Ward who had a heisman, which was funny. Then
you had uh Doug Doug dubar or I forgot who
it was.
Speaker 13: But Sam Sam well, they had three three guys on
Bob Surr's team that could play that that that was
the first year that Florida State got good.
Speaker 6: What was that coach's name?
Speaker 1: Man?
Speaker 2: Uh, it'sn't crazy that Vanderbilt is now good in basketball too,
after they could start playing paying players like they were
a doormat.
Speaker 6: Oops, they got players.
Speaker 2: Andy's legit put him in a time out, dude, How
dare you Chad?
Speaker 8: You know who else was the Vandy who went to Vandy?
Speaker 2: Your boy? Okay, yeah, take him out, take him out,
Take him out, take him out? Who who's my boy?
Speaker 8: Your new point guard? Darius Garland.
Speaker 2: We love We're excited for our team, dude. He's great,
god like we can play. Yeah.
Speaker 8: I was really upset that we had a part ways
with him, but I get why because of the salary
and the injuries. But he's gonna be great in the
West Coast. You're gonna love him. He's a great, great
point guard that we got.
Speaker 2: That kid from Indiana who put up like what thirty
in the NBA finals. Dude, I'm excited, dude. I'm a
miss zoo box. What are your thoughts on the Super Bowl? Guys,
what are your thoughts slaughter or super slaughter.
Speaker 13: The biggest play that we have is the under. We
have the under, and I think that's probably their safest bet.
We have Drake May over what thirty yards rushing?
Speaker 6: We got the under.
Speaker 13: And as far as that spread, that line just dropped
for five and a half to four and a half.
So that makes you think that you know it's gonna
be a close game.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I see it.
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 4: Or something like that.
Speaker 2: I don't think twenty seven twenty four you think.
Speaker 4: I don't think it's gonna be huge one way or
the other. I don't think it's gonna be a blowout.
Speaker 14: I think.
Speaker 4: And look, if you don't know, you don't.
Speaker 2: Think Seattle is way better than New England. Like Seattle
was the best team in the league. No matter how
much ESPN and Fox Sports try to convince you as
the Rams that they blew out twice.
Speaker 3: Wouldn't douse the word way better. I think they're better,
but way better.
Speaker 2: Wait, I mean New England had the easy schedule ever
of all time outside the only people that there were
two teams had an easier schedule than the Patriots. One
was the Greatest Show on Turf, which that Seattle Rams team.
They had an easier scal and then there was one
other team. This is like the easiest schedule to get there.
And then on top of that you got idiot Sean
Payton not going for three. I mean, it's just stupid.
Speaker 5: Number three.
Speaker 2: I can't see three going for the field goal.
Speaker 5: You're right, it was idiotic.
Speaker 8: Yeah, he screwed up the minus four and a half
just for the record.
Speaker 13: Yeah, down to four and a half, right now, what's
five and a half. But you might see a lot
of field goals in this game Sunday. I mean, I
don't think they're going to score a ton night. I
can't see New England. They don't have you know, they
don't have that long, big play guy. I mean it's
not Digs anymore, doesn't have it.
Speaker 2: MATC.
Speaker 5: Collins is they're only over the top guy.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And I mean.
Speaker 6: Gets a seven nothing lead, they're gonna play conservative.
Speaker 4: I mean I could see sixteen to twenty. I could
see thirteen.
Speaker 2: I love that over thirty thirteen.
Speaker 4: Seventeen kind of ship. Yeah, but I think it's going
to be in that knock of the woods.
Speaker 3: I don't think it's gonna be twenty seven six or
some kind of blowout like that.
Speaker 5: I can would you say the rushing yard total was
the over runner for May?
Speaker 2: What was it thirty?
Speaker 6: Yeah, we took We took him at thirty.
Speaker 13: I think it's I think it's minus one twelve fifteen,
But we took May to get thirty plus.
Speaker 5: I like that because they're gonna run, They're gonna do everything,
all the stops.
Speaker 1: I think that's great.
Speaker 13: And he can do that in two carries, two three kings. Yeah,
that that I think that's a pretty good prop Uh.
You might see May get sacked once or twice.
Speaker 6: That's the part.
Speaker 2: You can take somebody streaking because all these guys are
making bets and they're putting money down that there's gonna
be a streaker, and they're all gonna go there and
try to streak.
Speaker 6: We should pay Evan. Evan's out there right now. We
should pay him to do it.
Speaker 2: I saw this guy going, if I put this much
money down, I can make fifty grand. He goes. If
I put down like five grand, I can make fifty grand,
and then he goes. If you put in legal fees,
you put in Super Bowl ticket legal fees, I'm still
making twenty five.
Speaker 6: Grand, Well a guy did that a couple of years ago.
Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, that should be a new law that if
you are the guy. If you bet on a streaker
and you are the streaker.
Speaker 4: You can't win the money, you get double the money.
Speaker 2: I mean, you got to take a blue Choo gold
before you do that. Wouldn't you do that?
Speaker 4: Chad?
Speaker 2: Would you be rock hard when you ran? And then
security guards WoT want to grab you?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 8: Plus you're on, you know on. I mean more people
are gonna be watching you than anyone. Of course, you
want to.
Speaker 6: Have your dad?
Speaker 2: Would you run with Venmo Chad dash Zumach on your
back as you ran through the field, make a fortune?
Speaker 8: Why didn't I?
Speaker 15: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Sorry, guys, it was Yuri Andrade.
Speaker 7: Uh you might not know his name, but you definitely
remember what he did. Uri Androtti will always be remembered
as the Super Bowl streaker being chased by a team
of security. The stunt is now over, but the consequences
are far from over.
Speaker 14: You swear firm testimony you're about to give be in
the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.
Speaker 7: Yes, Sir was arrested and charged with misdemeanor trespassing during
a virtual court hearing this afternoon, jackass?
Speaker 2: If that's your lawyer, is that Hammers as lawyer?
Speaker 5: I think that's his lawyer, bro, he was the one
in the car.
Speaker 2: The lawyer shows up in a purple suit. You're run,
You're fucking don dude?
Speaker 6: What is this?
Speaker 2: Beetle juice?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 2: What are we doing here? Do you know who got
Gune pimping women? Before you come and defend me?
Speaker 5: What is he the host at a Russian restaurant?
Speaker 2: I mean that this guy?
Speaker 1: Is that?
Speaker 7: Dude?
Speaker 2: So do you want the bad guys from john Wick?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 2: What's going on? Hunter?
Speaker 14: Community service hours.
Speaker 7: And April and Ronny was hoping to cut a sweet
deal with the state and avoid a trial, but the
judge had other ideas.
Speaker 14: I know you contacted my office yesterday with.
Speaker 7: Hillsboro County Judge Jack Gutman recently rejected a plea deal.
Speaker 8: Hey, that's where I live, Hillsboro community service.
Speaker 2: He thought it was a slap on the wrist.
Speaker 7: Androtti also wanted to skip some of his community service
by cutting a check, but that didn't sit well with
the judge either.
Speaker 16: This community service, No, I think it's important that people
that have means not be able to get out of
afficult situation by just writing a check.
Speaker 14: They have to, they have to serve the community.
Speaker 7: But this time the judge approved the deal, but it
came with a stern warning.
Speaker 16: I think you can tell by now that what might
have been amusing back in the Super Bowl, it was
not very amusing.
Speaker 14: It inconvenience to a lot of people.
Speaker 2: It was hilarious speaking who did inconvenience?
Speaker 5: Gloria Gouly, Yeah, truly, who did it?
Speaker 2: He didn't like, did an inconvenience security guard who's been
drevening about dropping people on field and not getting a
fucking roughing the passer penalty? Dude, that guy slid. You're
you're you're not supposed to be able to hit him.
Speaker 3: After that, he told everybody in his life that night,
you won't believe what happened to me at the Super Bowl.
Speaker 4: I got to body slam this jackass.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this guy in a onesie. I just dropped him.
Speaker 5: Okay, So the odds were plus seven fifty, so seven
point five to one, it was a fifty. He put
fifty thousand dollars down on the prop. Uh then ran
out on the field shirtless.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 5: He won about three hundred and seventy four thousand.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 5: The bet didn't spend estify who the streaker had to be,
of course, just a streaker would appear. Uh, and they
did pay out, but they later voided and banned streaker
related props entirely.
Speaker 2: According to this now chat, is he one of your
your your, your your supporters on your your your YouTube channel.
Do you think this guy's giving you money while your premium.
Speaker 8: You might be a Patreon member. I mean that's right
in my county, Hillsborough. I'm right. I lived three point
four miles from Raymond James Stadium, so I might be
podcast and talk to him. I'll send him a link
I got him. Hey, I bet you edny chatter bro.
I'll tell you about your super chat people super chatters.
That's that that's been suggested. That's not a bad idea,
not bad at all. There you go, But let me
ask you this, how much do you want to bet that?
And I I swear to God. You guys familiar with
Craig Gas.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 8: Craig Gas is a die hard, die hard Seahawks fan,
and he manages to get into everywhere, and he manages
to get on camera every single time and the one. So,
how much you want to bet Craig Gast will appear
on camera at the Super.
Speaker 2: Bowl, How much you want to bet we'll go.
Speaker 8: We'll go a friendly twenty.
Speaker 2: Twenty, Friendly twenty. He's gonna get on.
Speaker 8: I have all the faith in the world. I saw
him on the World Series. I saw him at I
saw him AT's See.
Speaker 2: Somehow he got behind Bill Bill Murray.
Speaker 8: Yeah, and he's hanging out with Eddie veteran stage like,
this guy's a master.
Speaker 2: He's a master.
Speaker 6: Yeah, ed, what's up with the Final Four? I went
to the Final four in Saint Petersburg. I think it
was two thousand.
Speaker 13: It was a year it was Duke Yukon in the
finals at Michigan State and Ohio State got beat. But yeah,
oh one, I was so I went to that Final four.
First night there, we went to a bar in Saint
Pete and I never in my life have been to
a place. We called it Star Wars Bar. We were
hanging out. We turned around, there was a there was
a black midget dancing with like a six foot four
inch blind. There was a fight and guys were throwing
glasses at each other. It was the most waxed out
place I've ever been in my entire life. Nothing comes close.
Speaker 8: Sam was Sam Elliott and Patrick Swayze the bouncer that was.
Speaker 6: Basically it was way worse. I mean I never saw
anything like it.
Speaker 2: It's Tampa, man, it's dude Steven and Zez. He's gonna
send this kid to Tampa. Dude, that is wild. He is, Yeah,
he's his son's flying down to go look at Tampa University.
You should meet him there, tour be like, this is
where I got in trouble for shoplifting. This is where
a credit card fraud happened. So just like, stay away
from that. They got camera, that's where nine to eleven happened.
Ask your dad, Oh, hey, how dare.
Speaker 5: You this place? Aggression? That should have come back at
Sam And he worked.
Speaker 6: Right next to me on the forty four to four
at Morgan Stanley that year, right next to me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I saw him run pro Steve run is easy.
How dare you? Yeah, he's just must be numb to
it by now. He's like, Okay, it's twenty five years later.
Can we get a new joke?
Speaker 8: Hey, Johnny Woodard, there's a guy in the super Chat.
His name is Bill from Jersey are allowed to put
on the screen. Yes, this guy's he's my head moderator.
He's a he's a great guy. He's a die hard,
die hard Raiders fan.
Speaker 2: Sam, Let's go, Bro, I'm so excited. And dude, Howie,
I would love to hear your thoughts, and I'd love
to hear anyone's thoughts. I'm Fernando.
Speaker 13: Look I have You're not gonna know until he plays,
because you never know. You never know with any quarterback.
But I mean, he's got everything. He's got the height,
he's got the arms, drength, he's got the athleticism, he's
got it all.
Speaker 6: But like I said, you never know. There's been some
great college quarterbacks Ryan that just didn't pan out.
Speaker 2: So who knows, TiVo.
Speaker 6: I never thought. I never thought t would make Timo
never threw the ball college.
Speaker 2: No Jason Tebow.
Speaker 8: But he's technically right. He never threw the ball in college.
Speaker 2: Jason textrically true, well played.
Speaker 4: I had a couple of them thrown at me. If
you know what I'm saying, No, what what do you
mean by that?
Speaker 2: I don't know what you're saying.
Speaker 4: I was getting hammered by dudes.
Speaker 2: All right, all right, don't explain further.
Speaker 8: I don't get it.
Speaker 2: This is the number one bisexual sports talk show, so
we get into that occasionally in the top five. Anymore,
we don't do it.
Speaker 4: I agree with everything how he said about it. I
think he's like a film junkie.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, he's a real and he's like a
real you know, like he doesn't want to go on
dates during the football season, like he's always.
Speaker 2: All are you questioning the sexuality a lot of people have?
By a lot of people me.
Speaker 4: I would. I would be if I was a GM.
I'm like, good Joe, I'm glad he doesn't like girls.
I'm glad.
Speaker 2: Let's get those gay dollars.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm glad he doesn't do any of you know
what I mean, that's great.
Speaker 5: What's his elite trait?
Speaker 2: Though?
Speaker 5: What's his thing that he's better at than anybody?
Speaker 1: Does?
Speaker 2: He have a magical dude, He's got that magic. He
had so many plays where you're like, oh, that's gonna
end bad. Oh my god, touchdow.
Speaker 4: He can make all the throws.
Speaker 5: He's not got an elite arm though, he's not that's
a He's got good.
Speaker 4: Enough interception making Okay.
Speaker 2: Scott Van Pelt talk about this on Sports Center one time,
and this is the best example of it. Okay. He
said he noticed that when a pro uh uh uh uh.
All the experts pick a pro prospect they can do
no wrong. Ever, they're all like, oh, everything he does
is great. They ignore all of his failures. And then
when there's a prospect that comes out of nowhere that
nobody saw, they're super critical of them. And that's a
exactly what's happening right now. He had an all time
great season. He had an all time He did things
Peyton Manning didn't do. I know, I know, on a
worst team or at least the worst brand. Okay, so
I'm sorry, maybe he's not. Maybe he's not Andrew Luck
who ended up not doing anything. He went to the
championship game but he quit and like he was all
time great, right, and then Peyton Manning. He may not
be Peyton Manning, but like you're gonna pick Caleb Williams
over him and his painted nails, like what Kale Caleb
Williams do outside of winning the Heisman? Like Joe He's
he had a Joe Burrow type season.
Speaker 5: Are you saying what I take Caleb Williams right now over.
Speaker 2: No, I'm saying coming out of college.
Speaker 5: Oh oh yes, yeah, out of college he was even
I mean, yeah, for sure, I wouldn't really I would.
Speaker 2: He went to the US scene. They didn't do Jack
squad except for him crying the stands with his mom.
I mean, he's a good quarterback, but he didn't have
a better season than what for non.
Speaker 5: No, way more talent than him though, Like no, I
disagree running Village a superior and he doesn't. It's not
like he's not doing a he's not doing a lot
of complex reads and stuff. It's a pretty limited system
like kind of tailored to him, which is why their coaches,
I mean.
Speaker 2: Isn't exactly what they did in Chicago to Caleb Williams
the Taylor Dolphins.
Speaker 5: To the Raiders down. Yeah, but yeah, I don't know,
We'll see. I'm not dude, I'm not saying I don't
like h I'd love to.
Speaker 2: I'm excited, dude, in a heartbeat.
Speaker 8: What about your boy Max Crosby, what's his future?
Speaker 2: I don't know, dude. My whole opinion is we'd love
to keep Max. If Max wants to go to a
team that's in a different place, closer to winning Super Bowl.
I wouldn't be mad at him, I understand, okay. I mean,
at the end of the day, Max can get mad
that they said twice, but they achieved their goal. If
you're not in the hunt to win a super Bowl,
at least do well in the playoffs. You got and
you don't have your quarterback. You got tank it, You
got tank it. You gotta get the guy. We're gonna
get the guy if they have a ton of salary cap.
They got to address that line. They got rid of
Pete Carroll's kids. I mean, I love Pete Carroll. That
was the dumbest move of all time to put your
son in charge of such an important fucking thing as
your offensive line, and the offensive line started having their
own meetings without him trying to discuss how to handle
every week, so they were game planning on their fucking own. Dude,
that's why we got crushed. I don't even hate Gino Smith.
I'm not saying he's great, but it's gotta be brutal
to the team you were on is in the Super
Bowl and the team he went to. He's got the
number one pick in the draft, that's not good's old. Yeah, dude,
I mean, but it's just at the end of the day, dude,
I'm very I'm excited out doesn't work out, we'll see,
but these guys seem to be they get the right coach,
they seem to be able to do well, and hopefully
we'll get the defensive quartera coordinator from uh Chad's Browns
that they just fucking quit.
Speaker 8: He got fucked. I think he should have been the
head coach. They're saying he's taking the year off, but.
Speaker 4: He said that.
Speaker 8: Yeah, but you never know. They're throwing money around right now.
Speaker 2: So we'll see. Come to the Raiders convinced Crosby to stay,
if not, give us two first rounds for him. Come on,
come on, that might work. I would love that, dude.
And you guys gotta get a freaking line. Jets gotta
get a quarterback who knows.
Speaker 6: Who The Jets are gonna win one game next year
what we went for this year, Well, maybe we'll win too.
Speaker 2: I mean, like, who are gonna get us your quarterback?
Speaker 6: It wouldn't matter. We could have not man, we can
get Jesus at our quarterback. We wouldn't win the game.
Speaker 2: Man, I hear he's got an arm. He does, he's
got could have.
Speaker 13: An arm, but he'll break his other when probably the
second play this season, we had no line, we got
no defense, we had no coaches.
Speaker 2: What do you think about Cleveland, all the strip ours
welcoming James Harden. Do you think single mothers just were
probably the most excited about James Harden coming to Cleveland.
Speaker 8: I think they cried, like when Lebron came back in
two thousand and thirteen or fourteen. I think it's gonna
be that type of thing with these I think.
Speaker 2: The Lakers should buy out Lebron. I go to Cleveland,
He's gonna go. He's gonna end up there.
Speaker 6: It's happening.
Speaker 2: He looks. I mean, everyone's like, nobody beats Father Tom
except for Lebron. Lebron is losing the father too.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, there was. Did you see that clip that
went around from the other night where the color guy
was laughing at him. He was trying to do a
crossover and just kind of got caught and fumbled.
Speaker 2: He's that was one of the most athletic human beings
that ever walked to the Earth.
Speaker 5: Time it's cut up and Kobe and MJ had that
turnaround until the very end, like that game, Jay can
go do that turnaround and you know in the park
right now, Lebron never you know, he never quite had that,
like the real technical part of the game. You know,
it's more physicality. And now that's failed him and.
Speaker 8: He's Yeah, MJ relied on that turnaround when he was
with the Wizards.
Speaker 2: I remember, Yeah, yeah, dude, can you play the Kevin
Garnett clip real quick? We watch a little piece of that.
Speaker 6: H yeah, yeah, he's pretty ashy legs.
Speaker 2: That's true.
Speaker 6: As Oh that was Durant. Did you see Durant's new commercial? No,
you gotta see his new commercial?
Speaker 2: What is the what is it?
Speaker 5: What's it for?
Speaker 1: Low?
Speaker 2: Is it really?
Speaker 13: And the commercials him getting all these getting hitting up
by fans like, yo, what are you putting on your legs?
You can your legs are horrible and uh yeah, he's
reading them.
Speaker 2: So we pretty much the whole season with drill with drills.
Speaker 5: So if you don't know, this is in response to
Lebron saying that my players have it tougher and there's
a reason for the injuries. It's because of all the
miles they're running and the travel all that.
Speaker 8: Look at these idiots wearing sunglasses and doors.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what happens when you're highing cocaine.
Speaker 8: I'm wearing by the way.
Speaker 5: And you wear sunglasses like literally every podcast. What why
would you say that?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 8: They come, man, I'm wearing them right now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because she's high on cocaine. Ride in that train.
Speaker 5: All the songs over play.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 15: So a lot of our ship was game speed right
with a trainer, and then in the summer at half
speed right for thirty minutes, right, and then they're gonna
go play a two hour fucking game and think they're
gonna play in the summer. We played ball ball. We
played five and five for seven out in the summer day.
Individual work every day for thirty minutes with one trainer. Yeah,
I think that's gonna be the same ship.
Speaker 17: Like what we're talking about here, Bro, motherfucker do a
whole workout now by hisself.
Speaker 6: I come in here.
Speaker 17: It's five niggas in one workout doing forty thirty minutes.
This is not the same shit, bro. Then he gonna
go run Red Mountain and try to kill itself.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why, no, man, ticket you had a pretty
like me.
Speaker 17: I gotta go to Trason mcgrade. I gotta go to
a real nigga in fourth quarter and I'm tired of
my legs? How do I simulate that? I gotta go
play play against people like this? And then I gotta
take my body and try to try to kill it.
Because when you listen, let me tell you something this
one now I'm uffing, don'a tell you about game four,
a game five or game seven? Were you in mud
and they come down to l O and they called
the triangle. You gotta stop l O from getting Lloyd
And I'm stuck in mud and my legs ain't even
and then you know what I'm saying, like and then
I get to the huddle and three four niggas is
falling out. Mother, don't want to play no more? Like Bro,
you can't simulate this. This is the fox hold you in.
So you try to put yourself and simular.
Speaker 1: He would go to, well, what's the does.
Speaker 14: You go to?
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, the dunes over there in Manhattan Beach.
Speaker 17: I'm going to the opposite doing where it looked like
a whole mountain. He doing now when I'm doing this,
when we both talking shit about what it take to
get to the top. He talked about how he threw up.
Speaker 1: I talked my how I.
Speaker 17: Threw up coming down, he threw up on the way
like Lord, training like this, and why y'all training like that?
Guess what we get to the fourth quarter?
Speaker 2: We're looking fresh?
Speaker 6: Were dapping.
Speaker 4: Movement right?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 8: I don't like how he says the N word. Why
just offended?
Speaker 2: When did plicly correct? Check?
Speaker 8: I've changed? I'm woke now.
Speaker 2: Christian Chad's here. Yeah, Christian Chat.
Speaker 5: That's a good character. I would like to see woke chat.
Speaker 2: I would like to see Christian Chad too.
Speaker 8: I think I might do that for Instagram. Johnny, he
might have given me a good idea, woke chat. Have
my COVID mask on and yeah that's fantastic. Yeah that's fun.
Speaker 2: So we didn't talk.
Speaker 5: It is like, I feel like, so what we we
we got the Super Bowl?
Speaker 2: We did NBA?
Speaker 4: Uh about what UFC at the White House? What do
you think about this?
Speaker 8: And Oh, that's that's gonna be crazy.
Speaker 4: I mean, they're not gonna let real people in.
Speaker 8: They can't because of security.
Speaker 4: I know it's gonna be so weird.
Speaker 8: I don't get it, they'll be like COVID UFC.
Speaker 2: You know they should have at the at the White House.
They should have PC Chad versus Red State Tube, Banger
bro Red State Tube. But we don't fight Chad is
Chad has FROs Now he's back.
Speaker 3: Look at something game on the light White House front lawn,
a game of tag, but there's ten land mines hidden around.
Speaker 2: That we don't know where they are.
Speaker 5: Speaking speaking of people going off the reds, have you
guys been listening to Anty Wilder. He's accusing Tyson Fury
of cheating on UH to promote, of course, another fight.
Speaker 2: But here's some of that.
Speaker 4: You went off on a podcast or something.
Speaker 18: He didn't win nothing, they gave it to him. I
can't think about the third one, but the second, the
two of them, he definitely cheated. You got proof evident
that when I do my documentary, it's gonna be presented
the artifacts and everything. I know why you think artifacts
Man cheated. He the biggest cheating in boxing history. If
you look him up, you will see it. And if
and if I'm lying, then please tell him to suit
me with the information of character so I can have
the proof.
Speaker 2: I won't that I got you.
Speaker 18: I can't wait on it because being a black man
with dark skin, it's harder to believe me than to
believe a white man.
Speaker 8: You only seeing what you understand what he's saying. He
didn't win, nothing gave it to him.
Speaker 2: During Black History Month, I.
Speaker 8: Totally identified with what he's saying.
Speaker 3: He's completely saying what he's just pulling like, h my
pillow guy, where he's like, I've got all the proof,
don't want to, but just trust me that this is
the truth.
Speaker 4: Show me this proof when time comes. I'm gonna show
you my evidence.
Speaker 5: My artifacts.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're the artifacts in my doctor rementary. And he
became the guy from uh in Living Color, the guy
who he's all the big words wrong. I almost show
you my artifacts he was.
Speaker 5: Then he went off on this guy he was on
like one of these English box.
Speaker 4: This is what I saw.
Speaker 6: I saw this.
Speaker 2: What's a movie on to toss some fuey.
Speaker 19: I don't want to talk about him. We're here about that,
but we're not gonna talk about him. But it's probably
not gonna talk about him at all. Understand that fair enough?
I did, so let's move on.
Speaker 6: I understand that.
Speaker 19: I understand that baby understand now even thought was going down.
Speaker 1: The only reason too, you better.
Speaker 4: Be there, happiness, You'll be a square.
Speaker 2: The only reason I mentioned it is because it's part
of the stick that goes with you.
Speaker 11: And I missed you first time around when you came
in there three years ago, when you're in your pump
four years ago doing bombs Squad and all that sort
of stuff. And I I've always wanted to have a
conversation with you because you've made observations about Fury. I
have my own views on Fury, and you've called him
a cheat.
Speaker 2: It leads me in boxing, but it leads me to
conclude if somebody cocaine d.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's all I got to say about that.
Speaker 11: I want to put something to you about you and Few.
It just happens to be the hook for it. You
talked about being cheated in that fight. You talked about water.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's being dripped, dude.
Speaker 11: Your Game of Thrones outfit being too heavy for you,
you talked, you talked, you said it was too heavy
for you.
Speaker 19: Okay, well I might be wrong on that one. You
talked about the long I took. I took a journalist.
Let's saying something because you know everybody wanted to come in.
Speaker 11: We're talking about a long can and then you talked
about the training. Mark Brutal not been good enough?
Speaker 6: Isn't good enough?
Speaker 11: So I'm asking you in all of this is it
sounds to me, given the character that you are, that's
like a little bit flaky. You lost those fights, and
those fights were lost, and you saying something.
Speaker 7: This is.
Speaker 2: Talking to ways. I know the truth. I have the facts.
Speaker 19: Understand that because when the documentary and everything to start
coming out, I'm gonna show everything.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get all the people. Don you think.
Speaker 6: The inside of.
Speaker 1: About that.
Speaker 17: But I said, we didn't want to bring him up
in the first but they got to do it fair enough.
Speaker 5: He said in another clip that Fury has been plastering
his gloves. He's been he's been taking uh you know,
he's been lightening his gloves during training and he thinks
he was like plastering his gloves or taking the padding out.
You know, he's fighting with gloves that were believe that.
Speaker 1: He's a gypsy.
Speaker 6: Dude, he's a gypsy. They do this kind of stuff.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean that's that That's one of the allegations
that I know that he brought up later. Also, Terrence
Crawford just snapped the guy off that was this is
just like Terrence Crawford just doesn't like he would be
a lot of fun at parties.
Speaker 2: Uh oh, this is nuts.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's weird, right, it's uh here, check it out
all right.
Speaker 1: My fault is everything has a price. There is not
a number that can get you back in the ring.
Speaker 2: Eighty million, hundred million.
Speaker 6: No, because now you're selling your soul a hundred million dollars.
Speaker 1: You can have my soul.
Speaker 2: Now we know your character. Sometimes did you see that
face you look at people, you'd be like.
Speaker 19: Dang man, you ain't got no dignity, You ain't got
no morals, Like come on, man, like what's you what
you're gonna stand for?
Speaker 6: If everything is about money, my.
Speaker 5: Fault man just wrecked.
Speaker 2: So my opinion on that is he was joking. It
was a joke. He took it literal and then just
curve stopped him. Yeah, you know, and it's very easy
when you've made hundreds of millions of dollars in your
career to go. I wouldn't take one hundred million dollars.
Come back to the people who like Chad who just
walked out on the biggest show he's done in a
long time. Chad would take a hundred million dollars to
do a bunch of stuff. I don't want to get rude,
but he would. He would do a bunch of stuff.
I think a lot of people would.
Speaker 4: I guarantee you what would you do for.
Speaker 2: A hundred million dollars?
Speaker 5: Jason Tebow, would you, yeah, a fist a fifth from
Lebron's fist in your in your butt on on ESPN Live.
Speaker 2: Would you take Lebron fisting you at the UFC White
House event.
Speaker 6: That's going to ruin your dignity more than your dignity.
Speaker 5: You have dignity. That was the funniest thing ever to happen.
Speaker 1: And this boy got a hair piece, just got that.
Speaker 20: Oh oh, I want to knocked his hair lose. No,
he didn't knock the bore hairpiece. Lose, man, You didn't knock.
Speaker 6: That guy.
Speaker 4: And he won that fight. He didn't even lose.
Speaker 6: I mean lot did he.
Speaker 2: Win that fight? He was like waving it around a
hold on the guy won the fight and lost his
hair piece. Oh that guy's got the guy loss has
to be like, how did I lose? That hair piece fight.
Speaker 6: But if you're the.
Speaker 3: Bad smart people that this is like perfect for this
guy to get the commercial work for like shampoos or
like yeah, ship.
Speaker 4: At your head, bald the bald shaver whatever that ship's called.
Speaker 5: Yeah, no, totally.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: One last funny thing. Did you guys see Dave Portnoy running?
He really runs like this.
Speaker 2: It's who runs worse, me or him?
Speaker 4: Let me see, I got you burned in my head.
Speaker 6: He's never played sport in his life.
Speaker 2: He played baseball, he says.
Speaker 6: He's here.
Speaker 8: It looks retarded. Sam runs better.
Speaker 2: I did at that. He obviously has a bad hip
or something.
Speaker 4: But yeah, he looks injured.
Speaker 2: No, he doesn't.
Speaker 5: Someone pulled up an old clip of him running and
it's the exact SAME's He's just not He's got no ability,
like no athletic ability whatsoever.
Speaker 4: He runs I think like FDR ran in the later
years of his life. Then you have or something.
Speaker 2: Oh dude, you're pissing off PC chat. He doesn't like
making fun handicapped stop at t BO.
Speaker 8: Serious, I'm gonna leave.
Speaker 2: Oh here it is.
Speaker 5: Here's him younger, and he runs the exact He's a
little faster, but it's the exact same stride and weird.
Speaker 2: The method of running, which not picking up your feet.
Oh yeah, for sure, look how bad. But it's more
it's more like feminine, right.
Speaker 8: He runs aky thatcher.
Speaker 2: He runs like this like a gay velopta.
Speaker 5: After Yes, his hands get short arms and he's kind
of like he's power walking. His hips are kind of like, yeah, he.
Speaker 8: Looks like one of those mallwalkers.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, super athletic playing pro sports and having that
guy lay into you about how you're no good.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 8: Yeah, and he's constantly criticizing other athletes like what the fuck?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean he couldn't even criticize how he's fifteen
over league.
Speaker 6: Dude, we got guys a dunk.
Speaker 2: Safety.
Speaker 6: Yeah, there's two fifty four, fifty five years old and
played it. He played a seat in the hall and
uh we played against him, had three dunks on us.
Speaker 8: Oh my god, dude, if you guys get bored and
you want to go down a rabbit hole, watch Jason
Williams over forty league that he plays in on YouTube.
It's ridiculous.
Speaker 5: Can you find it, Johnny, I'll put Hey, Howie, can
you talk about the Nicks getting their ass beat by Detroit.
Right now, this guy wants to Andrew.
Speaker 6: It's beyond brutal right now.
Speaker 2: I mean, dude, why would you hire Mike Brown?
Speaker 6: Horrible hires?
Speaker 2: Why would you hire Mike Brown?
Speaker 8: He was terrible in Cleveland too.
Speaker 6: Everywhere you can't fire.
Speaker 13: You can't fire tips who brings you to the conference finals.
We lose on a lucky shot. You fire him with
no backup. They's no plan they went. They didn't hire
Brown for six weeks. They didn't have a plan.
Speaker 2: Absolute garbage. Hire dude.
Speaker 8: Are the Pistons that good?
Speaker 2: Sam Pistons are good, dude, I'm sorry, Kate is the man?
Speaker 6: Dude, Yeah, they're good.
Speaker 2: So they always talk about generational talent, and they've been
trying their hardest convince you Lebron James's generational talent. When
you study like Cooper Flags putting up better numbers than
him as a rookie, go to you go to look
at Dirk. I mean, excuse me, you look at the
joker at twenty seven versus Lebron twenty seven puts up
better numbers than he is. There's only been one generational
talent in the last twenty thirty years, and that's Shaquille O'Neal.
No one has played the game like him, that says.
The only guy that's big like him is Embiid And
he doesn't even play close to what Shack did. Nobody's
been Shack big. That move like that, played like that,
hurt people like that. He's literally the only like you
go magic john'son six'. Nine how tall is mcchad again.
Speaker 5: Him the best they were Like hakeem defended, him, okay,
right like a lot of.
Speaker 6: People listen time out, man he Was he's a.
Speaker 13: Beast he was an, athlete but his offensive skills were, average.
Speaker 5: Right but who was defending him one on? One like
not many guys a little? Bit yeah, yeah but.
Speaker 8: To eat him, Alive laja won would destroy. Him if
you go back and watch Kill, no he destroyed.
Speaker 6: Him in one.
Speaker 5: Series he was old, THOUGH i mean that was. Different
he was getting, old but that.
Speaker 2: Was just like a magical. Run And keem is an
all time. GRAY i don't know if he's top, ten
but he's easily top. TWENTY i, mean but no one Was.
Speaker 5: David David robinson couldn't handle him on his.
Speaker 2: Own he was just a beast like we've never seen
before or. After no one's as big as, shock.
Speaker 6: As far as an. Athlete, Actually Will chamberlain was actually.
Speaker 2: Big if you ever Seen Will chamberlain, was didn't didn't
do what? List will is an all time great. Too
he's in my conversations top fifteenth of all.
Speaker 6: Time, okay Over shack any, day any, day any, DAY.
Speaker 2: I don't, know, Man, like have you ever see?
Speaker 1: That like.
Speaker 2: It's like nobody could stop. Him But i'm just, saying
there's never been a talent like. Him you, go, WELL
i like a, King Well kareem was like. That Well
chamberlain was like, that you could do, That but nobody's.
Been nobody's been With, shaq has been before or after.
Him just a fucking wrecking.
Speaker 8: Ball what about what About iverson at guard as a generational?
Speaker 2: TALENT i, mean, yeah, dude that might be in the
discussion for.
Speaker 18: Sure.
Speaker 2: Dude, YEAH i, mean nobody's had that game. SINCE i,
Mean John morant came close but fell.
Speaker 5: Off they can't even trade his, ass they can't even trigger.
Him nobody wants.
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off should be. Studied Like Derick rose was, close but
his game Wasn't Allen iverson's. Game oh, here white.
Speaker 8: Chocolate oh, yeah just fucking people up these old.
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his high school team could beat an all star W nba,
Team and he's totally.
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Speaker 4: Eight did we Have Randy moss on his high school?
Speaker 8: Team, yeah they played In, Virginia West.
Speaker 5: Virginia so cool watching. Him he's he's such a.
Speaker 2: Capacity, YEAH i, mean, nobody it's like crazy that. Game
but if you, look people show up for the pickup, GAME.
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league right. Crazy he.
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played a, Lot, Sir sir just had hops had like
a forty inch.
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Speaker 6: Better you could say he's a, better better. PASTOR i
would say he's.
Speaker 2: Better he's fifty years old right.
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guys are just, like not not gonna.
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Speaker 2: When he was on That sacramento. Team Bro fire. Dude
that was the last time they.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, dude and then crazy who is the who's the
guy that brought his wife? Everywhere and Is Christy? Christy
AND i was Accusing Chris weber of getting his wife.
Pregnant it's, CRAZY i, mean just absolutely.
Speaker 5: Nuts Dufis dog, SAYS i don't care what color uh you.
Are if you want to say THE n, word then say.
It the more you tell ME i can't say, it
the More i'm gonna say.
Speaker 2: It by the, way this is the guy with a
fake name and a fake picture of and you say
THE m word in front of black people as you
get punched in the. Face you're, like, well Dufest, dog, Dude,
yeah we're.
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Fan it's bad all. Around, Yeah, renee not.
Speaker 6: Good Your jets fan has been bad for what for four?
Decades at?
Speaker 8: Least you're not A browns, fan.
Speaker 2: Buddy?
Speaker 5: Uh where are you at With Gino wisconsin And Kanu.
THOMPSON i don't.
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going on in the dabble.
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i don't, know they're causing problems like they usually.
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yeah on the same. Side or are they going at?
It they're they're. Married they're married, Now OH i didn't know, That,
Okay Sam keanu used to go.
Speaker 13: Out she used to DAY i bring brought up a
stage a few. Times she used to go out with that, guy,
Uh Jason, scoop the one, that.
Speaker 2: Oh, yeah he beat.
Speaker 6: Her they were dating until he beat the ship out of.
Her he beat her, off went to. Jail that kind
of got him banned.
Speaker 2: Everywhere and that's happening To Corey holcomb right.
Speaker 6: Now and he literally this guy was a dirt bag.
Man we had to throw him out the club one.
Speaker 2: Night and, YEAH i mean they're saying he hit The
Corey holcomb hit this. CHICK i don't. Know it's kind
of a little mustard muster, face but it's like.
Speaker 6: And then and then he got married to uh To.
Speaker 8: Gino, yeah so she Picks she has a great taste in.
Speaker 2: Guys, now are you on Team? Gino? Chad are you and?
Cheat are You? Gino? Cool?
Speaker 8: DAD i lived With gino WHEN i was doing the
Bi coastal. THING i lived with him for six months
AND i Love. Gino we were we were. Great and Now,
gino Since covid lost his, mind he's just out of
His he's out of his. GOURD i wish him, well
but he's currently mad at.
Speaker 1: Me.
Speaker 2: CHAD i can't believe a former friend is mad at.
You it's just never fucking. Happens, oh such a weird.
Speaker 8: Thing i've never been mad at.
Speaker 2: That why is he mad at?
Speaker 5: You what did?
Speaker 2: You what did you?
Speaker 1: Do?
Speaker 2: Chad he's SAYING i.
Speaker 8: Lied he said he called me drunk and Said Compound
media was, closing and he said that never. Happened so
he's mad.
Speaker 2: THAT i said, that and did He and you say
he did? THAT i say he.
Speaker 8: Did he called me, drunk Said i'm losing my, job
and he's SAYING i made that. Up so now we're.
Speaker 5: Fighting why do you think he? Said was he under
the impression that that was.
Speaker 2: Close? Though? Right? Yeah AND i called.
Speaker 8: IT i, PREDICTED i said it's, closing AND i like
kind of broke the news AND i and no one
Knew againness came and bought. It, yeah and he came
in Like Alec baldwin And Glengarry Glenn ross and fired.
Everyone and Then gino told me about who did he?
Keep Anthony. Komia that's? It, yeah that's.
Speaker 5: It, wait but who owned?
Speaker 2: It if Not?
Speaker 5: Anthony why would.
Speaker 2: You buy it and then get rid of? Everybody why
not just Tell koobia to come to your.
Speaker 8: Place because they wanted to merge the Name Compound media And,
uncensored so it's Called Compound uncensored And Anthony Anthony anthony
owned it and he was the only one getting eyes
at that. Time so they were just cutting their losses
like a, business DOES i?
Speaker 6: See?
Speaker 5: Okay? Ye yeah networks, Dude i've never understood podcast networks
really because anytime.
Speaker 2: You're on a great one, Tool chad got us kicked.
Speaker 4: Off it was literally our dream.
Speaker 2: Life, YEAH i cost you your blue, Shoe.
Speaker 5: Ad, no they're still with. Us they've been with us
all this.
Speaker 2: Time, oh they know who the great ones, Are. Dude
they follow, Us. Chad it's called getting sponsor sponsors someday
you understand.
Speaker 4: That ever since, Then Sherry's barries won't even talk to us.
Anymore oh that.
Speaker 8: Sucks that's a that's.
Speaker 2: TOUGH i Love Cherry's.
Speaker 8: Berry's, dude they're not coming, Back, sam let it.
Speaker 2: Go, no we put out, feelers, dude we're gonna get.
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Speaker 8: Rambling oh really we made?
Speaker 1: It.
Speaker 8: YEAH i leave stuff in the comments and you ignore.
Speaker 1: It of.
Speaker 2: Course well check because you don't come up As Chad.
Zumac you come up as Like Billy Ray cyrus four
four seven. Nine you, hide and then you tell, us
and then you tell us all the great Things Chad
zumac is, doing and we just assume it's a. Bot
it's an all to to Count. Chaid how many Alt
a counts do you?
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IT'S i don't use it to, LIKE i just kind
of have it just for backup in case something.
Speaker 2: Happens why did this show slow down When chad came?
On we were cooking with gas AND i made this
show seven dollars in super. Chats, okay, NICE i bring
the two.
Speaker 5: Hours That punchdong has never had a you, know it's
never been a two hour Sho it's LIKE i thought
it always went two.
Speaker 2: Hours, No, NO i think.
Speaker 3: Back in the original. DAYS i think we. Did we
had every format. Whatsoever you really have big five.
Speaker 2: HUNDRED i got. Jam, WELL i want to thank all
of our. Guests we asked a lot of. People most
of them said. NO a couple did people did come.
Speaker 4: On that's not. True most of them said. Nothing, OKAY.
Speaker 6: I was gonna walk up to the garden, MAN i
was gonna go see That Saint john's. Game it looks
like a.
Speaker 2: Good you just hold. On do you get in for? Free?
Speaker 6: No BUT i can walk there in fifteen.
Speaker 5: Minutes why would he get.
Speaker 2: Because he knows. People he's been In New york since the. Seventies,
Dude i'll be In New york.
Speaker 8: Tomorrow i'll be In poughkeepsie at the laugh At Ut
Comedy club with the Great jim florarantine the one the
best ever do, It Jim.
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Speaker 8: Yeah So i'll be there tomorrow and Then i'll be
at a house This sunday For Super Bowl sunday with
your boy Joy.
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Speaker 8: TRIP i Think i'm gonna do. IT i think it's
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Speaker 5: Out you Do broken Sim if you do come, OUT.
Speaker 8: I, would And i'll do comedy chaos and headline. It trust,
Me i'm coming. Out i'm gonna come out as the
new version and apologize.
Speaker 5: Everyone oh it could be your apology. Tour that's.
Speaker 8: Great, yes, Yes i'll Call bert and then we'll we'll bend.
Speaker 2: FENCES i want to think that tens of people to
watch this. Today we were so. Thankful, oh twelve hundred
people watching Punch. Trunk those are huge.
Speaker 5: Numbers that's about, Fine.
Speaker 2: Okay as we let everybody. Go final thought on The Super, Bowl, JOHNNY.
Speaker 5: I think it'll be closer than a lot of people.
BELIEVE i am rooting for The, patriots BUT i Think
seattle probably just grinds him down on Deep give us a, number,
dude twenty, four twenty, one.
Speaker 2: Twenty, Four Chad. ZUMAC i Think i'm.
Speaker 8: ROOTING i can't Believe i'm rooting for The. Patriots BUT
i like the story Of Mike. RABEL i played basketball
against him in high, school SO i Know Mike, vrabel
AND i think it'd be great to stick at The
belichick some more because it's fun to. Do BUT i
think The seahawks are going to win in the.
Speaker 2: End do you ever go to Vabral remember, ME i
was a guy you guys called. Gay you remember, that
it would never. Happen that never. Happened he was a
great high school. Player by the, way he he went.
Pro dude as a basketball. Player, yeah they're they're all
good at. That he was like a linebacker or. Something.
Speaker 6: Dude, yeah how we call it twenty one Seventeen, seattle.
Speaker 2: Twenty one Seventeen, seattle the Great Jason tebow who looks so.
Dapper i'm right With.
Speaker 4: HOWIE i got twenty to Sixteen.
Speaker 2: Seattle, Okay i'm gonna Go seattle twenty seven.
Speaker 4: FOURTEEN i think there's only three touchdowns in this.
Speaker 2: Game, YEAH i Think seattle lights them up and then
and THEN i Think New england gets points at the
end just because they're. Scoring, YEAH i.
Speaker 5: Would if it was a one week, GAME i. WOULD
i tend to agree with, You, sam BUT i THINK
i think you're gonna See New england pull out.
Speaker 2: SOME i just THINK i Think seattle was the best
team in THE nfl this. Year they had a way
harder run to the, PLAYOFFS i, mean to The Super.
Bowl they played a way harder, schedule you, know because
The pats sucked last year and now they're good this,
year and they just benefit from that soft schedule and
they had some big. Wins, Obviously denver was, good but you,
Know champagne went fully retarded and it just is what it,
is all, right, guys here's the five. HUNDRED i would
love to say five hundred, more but at the rate
we're doing, this we'd all have to live to one
hundred and. Fourteen BUT i want to thank everybody who came.
On please check Out Chad zubac. Show every. Week when
do you do, It?
Speaker 8: CHAD i do it like two three days a week
during the. AFTERNOON i try to go up against you
guys and snipe.
Speaker 2: You you love sniping our. Shows we get really pissed, off,
Dude we really get pissed. Off, Uh Howie Cash Daddies
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this is a podcast. Intervention, sam you have to slow.
Speaker 15: Down.
Speaker 2: Stop i'm, Dude i'm mentally. ILL i can't do. It
love you, guys take, care have a great Super.
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