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Speaker 2: of programming that we do during the week for well,
Speaker 2: for good reasons.
Speaker 4: Shit, Oh well, you can't say that on the radio.
Speaker 3: What else is on your mind?
Speaker 4: We shall see?
Speaker 3: Are you all right?
Speaker 4: We shall see?
Speaker 3: Working through something we've Bill.
Speaker 2: Belichick, arguably one of the greatest football coaches in the
Speaker 2: history of the sport.
Speaker 1: Why are you wearing tassels today? Just felt like being
Speaker 1: a little extra.
Speaker 4: This is how I usually after this, I'm gonna go
Speaker 4: clean the house.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, little mid drift showing with some tassels hanging down.
Speaker 4: Yeah, a little highway to heaven?
Speaker 1: Did you make that? Did you sew that on someone?
Speaker 1: Because you've got the tassels on the shorts and.
Speaker 2: The crop top sowing, it would would imply that I
Speaker 2: have that skill that's just duct taped on the inside.
Speaker 1: Okay, because your wife didn't put that little number together
Speaker 1: for you.
Speaker 3: Does she even know you have that?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: Okay, good, she will later, but as of right now,
Speaker 2: it's gonna be your surprise.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 1: So yeah, Bill Belichick, we've all had a friend who
Speaker 1: has dated someone where we go along to get along
Speaker 1: in the beginning and we think.
Speaker 3: It's a novelty.
Speaker 1: We think it's like, oh, that's so fun, and you
Speaker 1: and your wife or me and my husband, we get
Speaker 1: to talk about it in the car on the way home, like, oh,
Speaker 1: if you see so and so, isn't that fun for them?
Speaker 1: Ha ha ha.
Speaker 4: But it's not gonna last.
Speaker 1: But it's not gonna last. They're not gonna hold press
Speaker 1: conferences together. She's not gonna run his interview that he
Speaker 1: does with the national media. And that's what's kind of happening,
Speaker 1: is this Bill Belichick novelty relationship continues on. His friends
Speaker 1: are kind of backing away.
Speaker 2: And it's funny the way that this is the article
Speaker 2: that you found about it. It's funny because it points
Speaker 2: to Nantucket as being like the place where he exists,
Speaker 2: and I mean he's all over the place. He's literally
Speaker 2: coaching in North Carolina. But Nantucket is the place.
Speaker 3: Where is Nantucket? Is that like Boston?
Speaker 4: It's way up in its northeast. Yeah, I think Hampton's
Speaker 4: and that kind of Well, I know, I.
Speaker 1: Just don't know exactly where it is. I know the vibe.
Speaker 1: It is a Massachusetts Okay, So have I been there
Speaker 1: that You'll have to is it in your phone? It's
Speaker 1: an island in Massachusetts. Yes, it's thirty miles south of
Speaker 1: Cape Cod. I've been to Cape Cod. I don't think
Speaker 1: I've been to Nantucket because if I had been to Nantucket,
Speaker 1: I would have done the rhyme, the dirty rhyme, which
Speaker 1: is there once was a man from Nantucket, and Pete
Speaker 1: Demetrio would be very upset. I can't continue that. But
Speaker 1: it's very dirty if I remember correct. Yeah, So does
Speaker 1: it end with fuck it?
Speaker 4: It should? If it doesn't, Well, there is a Sucket
Speaker 4: in there. I know that.
Speaker 3: I'm sure there is.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there always is.
Speaker 5: So So Nantucket growth is a hoity toity place, shall
Speaker 5: we say, And I'm sure it would be way toity.
Speaker 3: That's very courage well, I.
Speaker 2: Mean it would be the setting for the next installment
Speaker 2: of a Real Housewives.
Speaker 4: Sure.
Speaker 1: I feel like Nantucket is probably the scene of like
Speaker 1: a Million Beach reads like a rich family in Nantucket
Speaker 1: and like the local boy comes home and she's a
Speaker 1: single mom now, and it's like a whole thing. I'm
Speaker 1: pretty sure that this is a real story that exists.
Speaker 4: To know where that story was going to go exactly.
Speaker 3: That's why there's many books about it.
Speaker 2: But guess who lives in Nantucket? I also Bill Belichick's
Speaker 2: ex girlfriend, Linda Holliday and her family.
Speaker 4: Now is she age appropriate?
Speaker 2: Linda Holiday sixty two? Bill Belichick seventy three? Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: so much more age appropriate. Jordan Hudson, Bill Belichick's current
Speaker 2: girlfriend is twenty four.
Speaker 3: He was fifty when she was a fetus. Is that right,
Speaker 3: something like.
Speaker 4: That forty nine?
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Here's the thing about Bill Belichick, and it's something that
Speaker 1: Robert Kraft has said for years. Yes, Robert Craft, the
Speaker 1: owner of the New England Patriots. You don't have to
Speaker 1: be a football fan to know that he was the
Speaker 1: one caught in the gardens of the Star Gardens, the
Speaker 1: gardens of the Orchid, the orchids of the Night, the
Speaker 1: lily of the Valley.
Speaker 3: I don't know something of that nature.
Speaker 4: Some Orchid Day spots writing.
Speaker 1: It's where all the New York people go in Florida
Speaker 1: to winter because it's too cold and inconvenient in New
Speaker 1: York to live there during the winter.
Speaker 4: They have a lot of money, but not enough money
Speaker 4: to change the.
Speaker 1: Weather exactly pretty much, that's all they can't do. So
Speaker 1: they go to Florida and that's where they spend winter.
Speaker 1: And Robert Craft is no different, and he would go
Speaker 1: to these massage parlors.
Speaker 3: And I don't really remember.
Speaker 1: The story because it's before all of the football players
Speaker 1: proposition to themselves, to their messus is Deshan Watson punters.
Speaker 2: It always happened. It's that the massus massage artists, right.
Speaker 3: They realized there was a racket and some money to
Speaker 3: be made.
Speaker 4: You're absolutely I'm.
Speaker 1: Glad that your due has flown off your lily, because
Speaker 1: you usually are the like the naive one about naive,
Speaker 1: you just think the best of people, And I think
Speaker 1: you're coming around to my.
Speaker 3: Side of life.
Speaker 1: I think you're realizing that people are awful. People are disgusting,
Speaker 1: awful with humans. But anyway, I forget exactly what his
Speaker 1: transgression was other than he was getting these happy endings
Speaker 1: in this massage Parlors.
Speaker 5: I think that's maybe as far as it went. Well,
Speaker 5: that's why he's not in jail, right, right.
Speaker 3: But anyway, dumb, dumb, especially when you have more money than.
Speaker 4: God, right, like make sure you can't find a.
Speaker 1: Prostitution, is you can't find a screace exactly when you
Speaker 1: make a lot of money, all make.
Speaker 3: Sure that your prostitution is discreet.
Speaker 4: Thank you, You're welcome.
Speaker 1: So anyway, Robert Craft that Robert Craft has always said
Speaker 1: about Bill Belichick. Of course, his head coach forever won
Speaker 1: all of those Lombardes with the Patriots there with Tom Brady.
Speaker 1: He has long said that, yes, Bill Belichick is a savant,
Speaker 1: he is a football savant, but he's an idiot savant.
Speaker 1: He is a dumb, dumb human. And I have been
Speaker 1: around a lot of football in the past seven years
Speaker 1: working for the Chargers, and I can say that when
Speaker 1: you are in this arena of the NFL, that is
Speaker 1: all you do. That is live, sleep, breathe eat NFL.
Speaker 2: Most coaches now will spend days at a time at
Speaker 2: their facilities, I mean literally sleeping, eating, bathing, at the facilities.
Speaker 1: All all they spend their intellectual power on is football
Speaker 1: and emotional power as well. There are a lot of
Speaker 1: people in this world that never grew up because they've
Speaker 1: been at practice, or they've been at games the whole time,
Speaker 1: they've been watching film the whole time. They haven't developed
Speaker 1: the emotional callouses that we have out in the wild,
Speaker 1: living our lives, interacting with people in a real sense.
Speaker 4: They've never practiced that part of life.
Speaker 1: No, so, I mean some of them, some of them have, obviously,
Speaker 1: but that's a very real thing. And that seems to
Speaker 1: be the Bill Belichick thing. He's lived life at games
Speaker 1: and practices my whole lifetime.
Speaker 3: He has. He's always been a coach.
Speaker 4: And well Jordan's whole lifetime he's been a coach too.
Speaker 3: Absolutely.
Speaker 1: So you know, you look at this guy as this genius,
Speaker 1: as this god, as this person who was able to
Speaker 1: run this program at the highest level for so long,
Speaker 1: and you think that they are just brilliant in all
Speaker 1: facets of life, and that's not the case, unfortunately. Like
Speaker 1: if you were a seventy three year old man and
Speaker 1: a twenty four year old girl started showing interest in you,
Speaker 1: you would think probably you being you. Let's just say
Speaker 1: your wife has long left you, You've made an s
Speaker 1: ton of money, and you know what it is. You
Speaker 1: know that she just likes your money, right, and if
Speaker 1: you get to have sex with her, cool, But you
Speaker 1: know it's just a novelty, right, Well, you don't think
Speaker 1: it's real.
Speaker 4: Well, I wouldn't think of the future necessarily, and.
Speaker 1: You wouldn't think of the future. You'd think of the
Speaker 1: right now, right right.
Speaker 3: And I don't know.
Speaker 2: Listen, Hey, I don't know anybody who faults Bill Belichick
Speaker 2: for that aspect of it. I do think there's an
Speaker 2: attitude of okay, you know, yeah, if I was in
Speaker 2: Bill Belichick's position, there's a lot of guys who probably
Speaker 2: think I'd hit that too.
Speaker 3: But who wouldn't hit that? But you, I mean, she
Speaker 3: does have crazy eyes.
Speaker 4: I will give you the well there's that.
Speaker 2: I mean that there is something to be said about
Speaker 2: protecting yourself from crazy Well.
Speaker 3: The problem I have with it, you can screw whoever
Speaker 3: you want to screw. I don't care.
Speaker 1: The issue that I see with it, that his friends
Speaker 1: probably see, is she's insinuating herself in positions.
Speaker 3: Of power over his life.
Speaker 1: Right, just take that press conference alone or that interview
Speaker 1: alone where she's saying what they are going to talk about,
Speaker 1: what they aren't going to talk about. I didn't like that,
Speaker 1: and I don't even know well bell Attack. I don't
Speaker 1: like any adult telling another adult like what to do
Speaker 1: and when that's that's unhealthy to me, I think.
Speaker 2: And it brings to mind other relationships of that controlling
Speaker 2: aspect of Okay, so younger person comes in younger and
Speaker 2: she may not you would think she doesn't have the
Speaker 2: power in the relationship because she's not as well known,
Speaker 2: she doesn't have the money, she doesn't have the prestige,
Speaker 2: she doesn't have the career.
Speaker 3: She has the vagina, but she's got something else.
Speaker 2: Right, and whatever that is is controlling Bill Bellie.
Speaker 1: We've all seen the lady parts rule a man before.
Speaker 4: You just have to say, lady, it's lad.
Speaker 3: Well you're not there for his personality, are you?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 2: I know, but it's all want me to.
Speaker 3: Do that with my hands the way you're doing it,
Speaker 3: do it that way? Okay? Like is that too big? No? Maybe,
Speaker 3: like maybe just a hand like this, bitch, you.
Speaker 4: Hold your hands vertical this way? Yeah, and then go
Speaker 4: and yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're gross. You're one of those gross humans I
Speaker 1: referenced earlier. But anyway, but we've we've all seen it happen,
Speaker 1: and you see, it's just kind of shocking when it's
Speaker 1: somebody who's that accomplished. I guess, like you expect your
Speaker 1: you know, your dipshit friend to fall under the trap
Speaker 1: of a woman, right, because who hasn't. But when you
Speaker 1: see somebody who's accomplished so much, you're like, how could
Speaker 1: he be so dumb as to fall under this silly
Speaker 1: little cliche?
Speaker 3: Well, and and and then on the.
Speaker 1: Other hand, it's like, well, because he's so accomplished, why
Speaker 1: not who cares? He deserves what he happy to do,
Speaker 1: deserve Screw the twenty year olds.
Speaker 2: So she's gonna milk him for all he's worth. She's
Speaker 2: going to destroy whatever reputation he has. She's gonna get
Speaker 2: him kicked out at the University of North Carolina.
Speaker 1: I think his friends think that she is going to
Speaker 1: tarnish the legacy that he has worked so hard to.
Speaker 4: Absolutely, I don't think. And that's the thing is Bill Bell.
Speaker 1: It'll be ane. Albeit it's getting a bigger it's getting
Speaker 1: a bigger imprint.
Speaker 4: It gains traction every day. Yeah, and the longer, the
Speaker 4: longer he's got to get.
Speaker 1: Off the football field, her hanging around the practices in
Speaker 1: the facility.
Speaker 4: That's what I mean.
Speaker 3: It's ridiculous.
Speaker 2: What I don't quite understand is not done University of
Speaker 2: North Carolina because they defer to one of the greatest
Speaker 2: coaches ever. By the way, no guarantee he's successful at college,
Speaker 2: no guarantee at all, but they have deferred to him
Speaker 2: such in such a way that they've said, whatever you
Speaker 2: want goes and he just seems like the guy who's like,
Speaker 2: well whatever, and she's the one driving the boat where
Speaker 2: she's like, well, I should be on the field with you.
Speaker 2: I need to control your social media, I need to
Speaker 2: make sure that your image is taken care of. I
Speaker 2: need this, and I need to do that. And he
Speaker 2: goes like this, whatever, I didn't understand a word you said.
Speaker 2: I need to go coach football. That's that's kind of
Speaker 2: the aspect. And if someone like that is willing to
Speaker 2: just give up power for the nookie, then he brings
Speaker 2: I mean, he brings whatever destruction comes, he brings it
Speaker 2: upon himself.
Speaker 1: They say that his friends in Nantucket want nothing to
Speaker 1: do with her. They don't want to hang out. They
Speaker 1: don't want to do this.
Speaker 4: What would they have to talk about?
Speaker 1: What would she have to talk about with them? I
Speaker 1: mean it's like going to a party with all your grandparents.
Speaker 1: I mean she could have a lot, she could learn
Speaker 1: a lot from them. You go to a cocoon party,
Speaker 1: there's a lot of life experience there. I would soak
Speaker 1: it all at coon party. Well, that's what it is.
Speaker 1: She's twenty four and she's hanging around seventy year olds.
Speaker 2: I just don't And that's an aspect of it that
Speaker 2: has never really been explained to me, is in their
Speaker 2: quiet moments when they're they PLoP down on the couch
Speaker 2: at night and they are rolling through Netflix and they're like,
Speaker 2: what do you want to watch?
Speaker 4: I don't know what do you want to watch?
Speaker 1: He wants to watch whatever she wants to watch, as
Speaker 1: long as she does it.
Speaker 2: He fell asleep a half an hour ago. He's seventy
Speaker 2: three years old.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's not there for his body, honey.
Speaker 4: What is she there for? Then?
Speaker 3: His money, his influence.
Speaker 1: She can launch her pr job, her influencing all of
Speaker 1: the things, using him and what he's built. Maybe he
Speaker 1: gets to have sex with her that she could buy
Speaker 1: an transactional relationship.
Speaker 4: Did you know she spells her name with an N
Speaker 4: or I'm sorry with two o's jordan j o r d.
Speaker 1: N jordoun jordawn jordune. I don't care about v and
Speaker 1: everyone who's like, she's so hot. Show me a twenty
Speaker 1: four year old who's not hot. That's the thing that
Speaker 1: drives me crazy. It's like, oh, she's so hot, She's
Speaker 1: every twenty four year old woman is freaking hot.
Speaker 3: What if?
Speaker 1: So?
Speaker 3: What if she she's hot?
Speaker 4: Would it be more of a headline if she was
Speaker 4: like she was a.
Speaker 3: She has college? Do you remember what it is? I don't.
Speaker 2: You sound a little drunk and angry right now? You
Speaker 2: sound like those women in Nantucka who are like.
Speaker 4: Oh that way that bitch no one dimples are.
Speaker 1: Bring me her blood so I can drink it. Somebody
Speaker 1: sent me a I want her substance. Somebody sent me
Speaker 1: a video of this old lady smoking a cigarette, playing
Speaker 1: a slot machine, swearing at it, and he was like,
Speaker 1: aren't you glad you gave up smoking?
Speaker 3: I was like, nailed it, nailed it?
Speaker 4: Your husband said you no.
Speaker 3: I think it was Michael on Instagram. Oh, Yeah, well.
Speaker 4: I wish them the best. Bill Belichick is happy.
Speaker 2: I'm curious to see what kind of an absolute shit show.
Speaker 2: Oh ps, University of North Carolina football is this year?
Speaker 3: Michael on Instagram. Yeah, it was him.
Speaker 1: He also weighed in on Thursday. Was it that we
Speaker 1: talked about crazy xes? He said, my Puerto Rican ex wife.
Speaker 1: I woke up one morning and while she was in
Speaker 1: the shower, I made the bed and under her pillow
Speaker 1: she had a hammer.
Speaker 3: He said.
Speaker 1: She tried to hit me once and I grabbed her
Speaker 1: wrist and she tried the other hand and I grabbed that,
Speaker 1: so she bit me so hard in the middle of
Speaker 1: my chest. Her teethmarks punctured my shirt and my chest.
Speaker 1: I had to go to the hospital. And then one
Speaker 1: time she tried to kick me out of the car
Speaker 1: on the freeway and then swerved too far over, hit
Speaker 1: the wall, wrecked the car, then had me arrested because
Speaker 1: she told the cops that I tried to grab the
Speaker 1: steering wheel.
Speaker 4: Spicy, What was that sex like? Spicy? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I mean he tossed her around a lot. Probably does
Speaker 1: that mean.
Speaker 4: Oh, not in an abusive way, in a more romantic,
Speaker 4: playful way.
Speaker 3: Okay, you're killing it.
Speaker 4: Let's keep killing it.
Speaker 3: Let's go.
Speaker 4: You were the one who's like Ondernet's like I thought
Speaker 4: they were. We got a nice pair. She twenty four. Yeah,
Speaker 4: oh yeah, she still got it. Yeah.
Speaker 5: Oh okay, okay, okay, stop it.
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