Speaker 1: Hello, Bibbity Bobbity Booze. Welcome back to Vanity Farah. My
name is Chris Farah, and today we're talking about love
after lock Up. This is seven to ten or The
X Files, and we're going to get into this juicy,
hot ass season. And by hot, I mean I find
a lot of the people involved are good looking. Even
they're like stepdads, so you know, it's a good looking cast.
And that's what I require if I'm going to talk
about a show. I want them all to be hot.
Actually just k I don't do love Islin and stuff
because they're almost too attractive. I actually like characters and whichnot.
But there are hot ass people on the show, and
I'm excited to talk about it. Shall we start. Let's
start with Gigi. That's Goddess Banita and Demand, who we
also call Mumu. I love a nickname. I love that
there's so many. I just like I love that demon
is called Moo Moo. That's like it's perfect, and it
also feels like it doesn't feel like a nickname that
a child gave him unless it was him, Like I
would love the story to be like his mom's, Like,
let me tell you how he's called moumo. It's because, honey,
he couldn't say demon. When he was young. We'd be like,
who are you and he'd be like, mu mu. I
have a nickname. My nickname, and this is true, is
t t and my full nickname is Titi Fafa. Obviously,
my name is Chris Farah. As you know, I created
a podcast with half my name in. It's Vanity Farah.
My name is Chris vera Hi. But when I was younger,
I used to go by Chrissy, and that's exactly what happened.
My parents thought it was so cute to like continually
ask me what my name was, and I couldn't say
Chrissy Farah. It's very hard to say that. There's like
an ar involved. So I literally be like t t
fafa And they were just like over the moon with
like how adorable that was. And so they would just
ask me over and over again, and so I would
just have to answer them but continually get more more pissed,
you know, like t T Fafa T t fa fa,
you know, and so, which of course would be funnier
for them, maddening for me anyway. And now, like any
all my friends know this on. My cousins know this,
So my nieces and nephews and all of my friends
babies call me t T sometimes Auntie TT, but mostly
just t T. And I also have big boobs, so
sometimes people call me teets. Anyway, that's a lot of information.
Here we go. Now, Goddess honey, and certainly she is
is picking out her outfit, honey, because you know Mumu's
I'm not out. And as we know, he has the
grandest of schemes, almost Shakespearean, and that he feels he
is going to come out on a Monday, which is
his actual release day from prison, and he wants Gigi
slash Goddess to pick him up. He wants one whole
day slash night unbothered with her, and then what he
wants to do is go back to the same spot
he was released, tell Banita, who also he has a
child with, that that in fact is his release day.
Then Benita will pick him up and then no one
will know the wiser and then somehow after this he
is going to juggle both women like one of those
sitcom dates, you know how. And it feels like in
the nineties sitcom there'd be like someone who had inevitably
has to be on a date with two people at
one time, and so they just like go to a
restaurant and just like sit in different rooms and then
like have conversation, and then it has to be like, oh,
let me go to the bathroom when they run over
to the other table, and then like you know, start
the date with them, and then like they're like, oh,
you know, let me go to the bathroom. And then
they go to the back to the first table, and
then they have like you know, the main course, and like, oh,
I have to make a phone call. Then they run
back to the other table, and you know, vice versa.
They think that's gonna work, and then like you know,
the maitre d or the waiters like excuse me, sir,
I served your crem brule and your other table, you know,
and he gets or she gets found anyway. That's sort
of like what Mooie wants to do, but in real life,
over the course of days. Now this is in Maryland,
and I'd like to think that there are people that
would tell either woman that this is what's happening. We
live in the you know, digital age, honey, there's people
making reels all the time. Now here's the thing. Bumu
wants that kind of life. He wants both women to
just accept that they're in a pollocule together. Now, we
met both women and they're not that type, none of them.
I feels like the are gonna do that now. It
just feels like what he wants to do is put
his dick game so strong on them that they will
just say yes because like they want to keep him around.
But also I sort of feel like he wants them
both to you know, bone, he wants them both to
fuck for sure. Anyway, that's what I think is coming
from this. Now, do we think that's going to work?
Absolutely not, absolutely not. But here we are, okay, just
the start of the scheme. So Goddess is excited, she's
picking her out. But like I said, now she says
that she hasn't had sex in eighteen months, and obviously
he hasn't had sex in like years, she says, so
although she's horn she can't wait to get it on
with him, but she knows that he will be a
minute man, I know, one oh man and man, but
she's going to take that minute man just because she
you know, understands human biology and like how much can
you hold it in? Now? I like to think that
you can hold it in because like he's been masturbating,
if not more, you know what I'm saying, wouldn't he
want to like hold it in a little bit just
to like, you know, have it lasts longer. We'll see
what happens. Let's hop over to the other lady. Now,
Anita is also getting ready and she has Dio or
her baby with Mumu, and Mumu's parents are coming over
with Mumu's other daughters. He has a lot of kids,
different baby mamas. And we get to see Mumu's mom
and Mumu's stepdad. Now I love both. Both are dressed
really really well, and your honey luck herself some Grandpa Charles.
Now Grandpa Charles is dressed impeccably. But halfway through I realized,
surely this man with cool ass glasses is wearing glasses
with no lenses. I took a picture, but mostly I
was just like, am I just not seeing the g
is there just no glare on the glasses? But like no,
there's just their hollow, which makes me feel like this
man has perfect vision or he knew that glasses can
sometimes reflect light when you're filming, and he is a
consummate actor and understands that's not how he wants to
go out, So he's just wearing the lenses, honey, just
a frame for those eyes. You know, every piece of
art needs a frame, and he has too. So that
makes me happy for them because I feel like it's
just indicative of someone who is like picking their style
and like want so certain something that's particular about it,
and that's going to make it happen. So his mom
knows him. Mumu's mom knows her son, and she knows
about the scheme with Beanita and Gig. Now she's helping.
She's like, I'm not going to get into the middle
of it, and in fact, I'm going to like continue
the live because I want my son to be happy.
He hasn't had sex in a long time, and I
low key think it's cool that he's having the both
these women like in the palm of his hand. And Charles, Honey,
Charles is so proud. Benita's like, you know, he's going
to come out and I really want to break the chain.
I think it's going to be the last time he's
in prison. I'm gonna hold him down. I had this
cute ass place I make dick pancakes. As you can see,
door's you know, an adorable love bug. So he's gonna
be really happy. Just settled here. I'll make them food,
you know, well fuck like crazy. I like smoke weed,
you know, like what else can a man want? What
else could a man need? And he's like two women now.
She also was wearing this like cream titty top blouse.
I like it a lot, but I realize that she
feels like maybe it's too much on camera because she's
holding a piece of the fabric up in such a
way that I didn't understand why. At first, I was like,
why is she holding her like blousey sleeve in such
a way, But like she doesn't want to show her
like low cut titty top on camera. Girl, Let's show
me those titties. Show me them. Don't hide those titties,
just show I have gotten really into just like letting
boobs be boobs now, I just I mean, I really
love them, Like I really love boobs. I think you
should look boobs be boobs. I think boobs are so pretty,
but they're also so funny sometimes, Like I think boobs
are hilarious, Like what would Christy Nomes's husband be if
he didn't have them fig as titties? Like remember when
that happened and we didn't talk enough about Christy Nome's
husband at all that big go fetish. When we saw
that picture, it was like just one thing to see,
like a man in a ratty wig. But what made
it truly spectacular with them tits? Tits are hilarious sometimes,
Oh my god, have ever seen bridget Everett not a
She does have that show somewhere someplace, someplace somewhere, But
at the same time, she's like a cabaret performer and
her titties are so funny. Anyway, I think tits are
funny period, Okay, ted talk tits are fun okay, So
Gigi is both women were getting, you know, cuts back
and forth of them prepping for their man. Now Goddess
has been tasked with cooking him a meal, and he
has dictated what he wants. He wants lamb chops, he
wants shrimp, he wants biscuits, he wants broccoli, maybe even asparagus.
He definitely wants mac and cheek. You know how it's
supposed to be baked, not craft and he would like
some Hennessy. That's his like that's his first meal out.
It's always interesting to see what people want out. We're
gonna get Felicia's first meal out, and I think we're
gonna get Michael's first meal out. And like, yeah, like
if you hadn't had your choice of food for a
hot ass minute, and if you've been eating kind of
like unfortunately, as we say, like bargain basement food or
not great food, what would be the meal that you
would want? Because, for instance, like they they get I'm
assuming they can get some version of pizza in prison.
Now it's not like oven fired pizza with like barrata,
surely not. But would that be your first even though
it's so yummy thing you'd want out? I'm assuming I
would want Lebanese food, because there's not gonna be anything
like Lebanese food in you know, jail. A guy'd want
some kefta and some hamad and like some like fresh
shallad with like an olive oil kind of lemone kind
of dressing. Or I would want something like a kava
bowl or like a sweet green bowl, you know, just
like different bunch of different vegetables in there. And like
a fresh dressing. Truly, a fresh dressing would be like
chief on my list anyway, So Moomoo knows what he
wants besides all of this food. Like Axe I said,
he wants to be in a polyamorous relationship where they
both consider him some sort of like daddy or king
or king Daddy, where their chief desire is just for
him to be happy. So if that means that Daddy
wants two women, then Daddy gets two women because that's
what Daddy wants, and we want Daddy to be happy.
Sometimes I'm like, Okay, what do you want? What does
mommy get? What does mommy get? Then, like mommy just
gets to sit around until you want to come over
to that person's house and then like feed and bathe
you and suck your d until like you decide you're enough.
That's enough time with that one to go back. It's
such an interesting, incredibly selfish view of a relationship. Is
there any men that like, are you know, heterosexual and
like desire to give to women? I guess so, Like
I mean, I'm just like wondering if men sat around
like I really want to take care of a woman,
I really want to make her feel loved and secure,
and I want, do you know, to suck on them
titties at night, and you know, to like eat her
food in the morning or whatever, but also like rub
her feet or make her feel good or like hear
about her day. No huh. And I'm trying to think
if like I have that idea, Like unfortunately, I do
have an idea that I want to take care of
a man. And it's like there's two folds of this. A,
I'm like a nurturing person and also B I'm like,
you know, I'm only too happy to like subtle and
be like a homebody and like almost being a codependent relationship,
like I like cooking for someone. I like like primping someone,
you know what I'm saying, Like if you watch Nana
da Fiance, I had said early on that I didn't
think it was crazy that Annabelle like washed her man.
I wouldn't like be washing his ass like he couldn't
do it. But I also totally don't mind like shaping
a nail, cleaning underneath nails, you know, like trimming up
someone's nose hairs. You know, Like I don't mind that
I like it. There's something kind of like I'm taking
care of my baby dolls kind of thing with it.
It's not hot the way I want to do it.
I just want It's like I but I don't mind
taking care of something that's mine. Now do I put
away all my clothes and fold them and iron them?
You know? When I should know? But the thought is there. Okay,
So Gigi says this is what she wants. She's nervous,
but she also doesn't want to mount TVs anymore, So
we better get his ass there because she wants a
man to mount TVs. She doesn't want to deal with it.
She doesn't want to have to hire a task rabbit.
She wants a man that's just gonna get out a
pair of pliers. Like he has all of that screwdrivers,
like the Phillips head one and the other one. He
has a whole kit. He has a makita. He knows
how to do things, so he just does them. And she,
you know, cooks. She just wants to be pretty and cook.
Now here's the thing that shit sounds very traditional, but
I kind of want that. There are certain annoying household
things that I like can't imagine doing. And when I
have to do them. If I learn how to do them,
I surely feel good, like and I mean that, like
I if I have to put together something for my Kia,
I'm like, oh God, no, please, dear God no. And
there is a part of me that gets a little
sad that I'm single, because I'm like, eh, someone else
told be doing this if I wasn't single. But when
you actually accomplish it, then you're kind of like, I
don't need no man or anyone, no task rabbit necessary.
But sometimes I do have to get a task rabbit,
you know, a task grab it is. It's one of
those people people in the city hire to do things
they can't do, like mount a TV. Single women get
one amount of TV. Maybe single men too, I'm not
quite sure. Okay, God bless. I don't mean to be genderous,
you know what I'm saying, But like, how the fuck
do you mount a TV? Not by yourself, not a
big TV. I can't even imagine. I can't imagine putting
together something, you know, like a bookcase or something. But
truly I don't want to. It's mostly because my head
doesn't work that way, though I can cook anyway. So
she is nervous like I said, just because she hasn't
had sex, and she wants to look good for her
man but also look good for herself, which makes me happy.
She puts on this red set, honey, matching red set,
and you know, I love a matching set, just like
you don't have to think about it. What's on top,
what's in the bottom? Cute. It's like bluesy and blousy.
It's kind of like big and oversized, but also like crop.
At the same time, she says that she's a bad bitch,
that she looks good for her man, but also I
look good for me. She's right, She's right, but she again,
she's like I've said she's nervous, and now she realizes
he's not going to be out till three, and now
she's just been waiting for so long. She's like, I
got to smoke some weed. I got to smoke some weed, honey.
How am I going to pass the time any other way?
There's no way. So her mom calls at three forty
five and we're like, yeah, girl, Oh shit's till the time,
and she's like, yeah, he gets that at four and
I realized she smoke too much weight, honey. Now she's
running late she's putting late. So he gets out and
he asks the producer where his wife is, and we're like, oh,
I mean, of these two women, it surely seems like
Benita would be your wife. But I feel intrinsically that
there is a reason why he decided to be with
Gigi first. Well, I guess it's this way. He couldn't
have been with Benita first because I feel like he
knows that Benita would never have allowed him to leave
the day after to go meet up with Gig. So maybe,
just like in the in the scheduling alone, he would
have had to be with Gigi first because there's no
leaving Benita once he's with Beanita, she just is smarter,
she knows him more. Benita says that they're the same person,
so he maybe he feels the same way. So I
think that Gigi isn't up to snuff with like his Shenanigans,
so he feels like he can pull the wool over
her eyes easier or more astutely in this situation. And
Benita has been with him longer, so she knows when
he's being fucking sus you know. So as he's looking
for Gigi to pull up, he also says that he didn't.
He just has like a big bag with him they
gave him, like from prison, and in the big bag
are pictures of both women. So if Gigi's like, hey,
what's in the bag, let's go through it, he can't
be like sure, because there's pictures of like, you know,
benit him sending him something to keep him warm at night,
titty pictures because everyone loves titties, everyone loves It's okay,
let's move on. Rich and Felisa Felicia Felisa by Felisa. No,
that's not that's not what it is. Okay. So Felicia
obviously has just been released from prison. This is the
episode where they're getting released from prison, and she gets
out of the car and her whole Succe family run
and jump over puddles to get to her. Stephanie, her
aunt gets there, her parents get there. Everyone's really excited.
Everyone's you know, cheering, everyone's making a big to do,
which makes sense. She's young and she's been in prison
for a long time. Rich says he loves the energetic display.
So Felicia hugs her mom and dad and uh, you know,
Rich is fine letting her have her moment with her
family first, which makes sense now they have been talking
for six years, but they've never met and this is
her family, so it'd be super weird if he was
like trying to push them out of the way to
get to her, Like, fuck you, dad, let me get
at that ass. He's gonna get at that ass. Don't worry.
So she says that she looks like her mom, and
we realize why her parents never visited her is because
they both have lawrence. I don't really know how warrance
I know. I mean I know on her I said
exactly how warrens work in that it feels like there's
a warrant out for someone's arrest, but it's like a
prioritized warrant where it's like they're not looking for you
too much, you know, like you can just be around
and it's like if you don't fuck up, you know,
you can just be walking around with that warrant. But
I also wonder, like, Okay, so if they ever get
pulled over for like a speeding ticket, are they gonna
be like, holy shit, we're about to go to prison,
which they've already been into prison. You know, Like, I
don't really know how it works. So but yeah, like
they can't ever show face in a jail because then
they'll just be taken a jail. Also, I realize, you know,
there's something else that happens, where like people that come
out of prison can't go habitate with someone who's also
like a felon. So would Felicia not be able to
live at her parents house because they have warrants? I mean,
I'm asking these questions. I don't know who's going to
answer them, some like godlike person in real times, and
I'd be like, yes, Chris, I hopefully you want of
someone listening to this right now shouting out answers to me,
hoping that I will, like, you know, two days later,
be like, oh, thank you listener, but here are my questions. Okay.
So then we get into a little bit of their
her parents backstore. You know, her dad, her mom and
her dad had some issues. You know, I'm saying, like
her both of them went to prison, and then when
they went to prison, she was a foster kid, which
probably wasn't great and maybe even damaging for her. And
it feels like both parents dealt with some drug stuff.
She says that if she was a vegetable. She'd be
a spicy red pepper because she used to throw fits
in school. And then she robbed like a fellow high
school student. And you know, God Bless went to prison,
Like I said, her dad's like a first offense ten
years for a seventeen year old girl. And did she
do more than just rob that high school student? Did
she beat that person up too or something? Was it
one of those like bait and switch things. Was there
like a like some sort of whippon involved? Okay, anyway,
God Bless, her hair is up like a curly updo,
and like there are tendrils falling down. It almost gives
me like tie from clueless. I can't quite tell if
she curled some of the tendrils with a curling iron.
I think maybe she's wearing a gray sweatsuit two piece,
you know. And she does give Rich a moment to
hug her, and then he grabs her butt, just grabs it,
I mean, can't help himself, like full grasping grab of
a cheek. You know, he really feels her up, you know. Oh,
they decide to go to Italian restaurant like kind of
far away. It's called Billie's. I look it up. It's
technically in Oklahoma, but right over the state line of
like Oklahoma and Louisiana. Why did I look it up
because sometimes I want to see a menu. Anyway, as
I said, they go into her backstory, which is that,
you know, her parents were put in prison, she goes
to foster care, her dad comes out, and then she
gets jail for like nine or ten years. And she
says she said that she hot, you know, she had
robbed her high school student. But she also says that
she was like robbing everything, like you know, stores, and
she said she had to steal to survive, and that's
too bad. It feels very like aladdiny, you know, like anyway,
it's really sad. Uh. And at this point also I
start to wonder because like why her aunt Stephanie couldn't
provide like food and or like housing for her. And
we're going to see a little bit of that too.
Her aunt cries on the way to Billy's Italian restaurant
and to her cousin, saying that she failed Felicia for
not taking her in. Now, listen, that Aunt Stephanie had
a daughter herself, who you know, got in a lot
of trouble and I wonder if Felicia. I wonder if
Aunt Stephanie was like, if I bring Felicia to my house,
I'm going to have two hooligans that are going to
run this house crazy. But I don't know. They're so young.
Stephanie feels like someone that can put her foot down
and like, you know, have someone listen to her, like
run shit if she wants to. It's really it's really
hard to think about if you have a child who
is a troubledmaker and they have a cousin who also
a troublemaker. If you want to be able to take
care of your niece, but at the same time, you
feel like you might be sacrificing, you know, the growth
and an evolution of your own daughter. She doesn't really
say such things. I don't know exactly why she didn't
take Felicia in, or if there'd be a way to
take both women in and just fucking remedy that you
would have to be able to put your foot down.
Be like, if Felicia comes to live with us, I'm
telling you you have a curfew of ten PM. You
don't leave this house after dinner. We have a nice
Italian family dinner and then we put on I Love Lucy,
and you fucking watch that. You go to bed and
you study, study for college. I don't know, you know,
it feels like I've never had a child, but it
feels like you might have like the best of intentions,
but it's sort of you know, up in the air
of what kind of personality your child has and like
how much you can dictate their behavior. It's a little
awkward for me, just because the only since they haven't
had a child, the only knowledge I have of like
what I was like as a child, and I was
a goodie fucking two shoes my dad. You know, there
was no I couldn't do shit badly with my dad.
I just feel like and or I just didn't have
the personality for it. But I just like I didn't drink,
I didn't do anything. I surely like never got in
trouble whatever. One time, this is so dumb, One time
I got on probation at school or something, or I
was suspended at school because on my jance Port backpack
I got white out and underneath like the outer pocket,
I had written the words in wide out yuck fo YUCKFU,
which is why U c K fou, which sounds like
I'm being almost mildly racist. And you know what, baby
I was. I don't. I didn't think of it being
I mean, you know, looking back, it's not great. But
it was like some inside joke that I had with
my friend, obviously, like about obviously trying to say the
F word, but like in the most benign way possible.
And one time I was talking to like someone and
like was mildly leaning over so that my backpack exposed
this one awkward lip and then yeah, like someone saw
it and then gave me a fucking suspension for what's
the word? Bad word, bad word, long word, you know
that word that means bad words, but it's a long
word for that for bad words. It's not pornography, because
it wasn't porn it was something else I don't know, Okay,
didn't register. So I still think it's the dumbest thing.
It's so dumb, Like it wasn't even the F word.
It was the word yuck, which is a word. It's
a word. Oh yeah, yeah. Anyway, so this is where
Felicia is like you would think I'd want pizza, but
I really just want to seal it. It's been so
long since I've had a vegetable. So Rich does I'm talking,
and he's like, yeah, you know, when we first started talking,
I was still married. Now his friend DJ is like,
but what, and Felicia clocks this and later on can't
quite tell, you know, right away, you know, Rich is
like anyone you know obviously divorced now, and she can't
tell if DJ thinks that it's a surprise that he
got divorced or that he was married. But she thinks
it's weird. Well, we all think it's weird. Uh, why
are you to someone? And remember he said that he
had had a dream and the dream said to go
to a prison held prison pen peld dating website and
find your woman. And he was like, yes, that's exactly
what I'll do. Anyway, she thinks it's suspect. She talks
to her cousin and she goes and changes her mom
and dad gifts her a phone, and that's when Rich
sort of is like, oh, maybe I should have brought
something like a gift. He didn't bring a gift. He
thought his presence was a gift. His presence is a present,
is what he said. Not really, that's a Kanye said, anyway,
maybe he did say that. Anyway, God bless and she
changes into a black Adiita shirt and she says, she
looks swollen. So you know that's fine. You know, if
you like are seventeen and you're suddenly twenty six, you know,
people look different. Let's move on to Kaylee and Michael.
So she's on the way to the halfway house and
she has you know, eight hour with him to get
things done before he has to go back. And then
we get a little backstore. They knew each other in
high school, okay, and then she reconnected with him and
they got married three years ago. And during those three years,
she sent him like forty two thousand dollars and he
was like, thank you, babe. You know what, also, it
is a good idea. I want to have a credit line,
and I want to have real good credit when I
get out because I think, you know, it's one of
those things where people who've been in prison have this
thing where they want to come out and immediately have
all the things that they would have, you know, acquired
had they not been in prison, almost to a race
that had ever happened or to never have had the
like dip in their life evolution, so because it'd be
like you just come out of prison and then you
know you're still young enough just do your own credit.
But whatever. We had the storyline where he was like,
so open up some credit cards and don't spend anything,
or if you do, pay them off. So I get
credit and she's like mm hmm, and she buys a
new car. We have a dairy diary cam where he
gets to eat a burrito, honey, and he's like, yeah,
you know, burritos. I love fucking love burritos. Sometimes if
people aren't in California or like, you know, somewhere like
next to the Mexican border, I'm always someone interested when
people are like obsessed with Mexican food as much as
like I am in Californians or like you know, some
Texas people or some Arizona people. So they haven't had
sex since high school, but they've been like having sexy talk.
You know, she has a secret, she says, because we
all know they must have a secret to get on
the show. They must in their application for the show
have a part where they write their secrets, just like
Post Secret. Remember that Post Secret was this like book
slash movement slash website where people had like anonymous confessions
and some were like horrible, and some were like funny,
and some were like deep, and all of them sort
of made you feel like we're not alone in the
human existence because we all have like shame in our lives.
Any wake up Less. It was fun. While in the car,
she's like, he hasn't said anything about the new car,
and his ankle monitor starts to go off and he
freaks out, so he has to call them. They're not
picking up, and he wants to be like, why the
fuck is this ankle monitor coming off or going off
the alarm? And it turns out that just happens sometimes
not a big deal. I don't know why it happens,
just like a short. I like to think that they're like, well,
you started talking about something that you're not supposed to
talk about. That's the horrible thing about like AI and
A that stuff. At some point, you know they're gonna
be those inkle monitors are just gonna be like listening. Right.
If I had an ankle monitor on now in the
year of our lower twenty twenty six, I would just
assumed that it was also like a fucking Google Echo
listening to vice something you can't be like, I'm gonna
buck shit up tonight, like the ankle Many is gonna
be like, no, you're not. I'm telling your po you know.
So they get to the house and you know, he
wants to fuck and she's excited about it. But it's
a little awkward, right because I don't really know each
other and I don't feel their sexual Kim, he's hot
and she's mm hm hmm, like he is remarkably good
looking and she's a certain thing. But I will give
her this. She's somehow not aware of that discrepancy, which
I think is fine. I think it's good. He's like
I've been reading them sex books were like what sex book.
It's like big book of sex, like that one, the
Kama Sutra. What I used to read, which is you know,
like the Mayflower Madam book just between us girls. There
was a time that I was like Queen of going
to the Barnes and Noble Sexuality section and like downloading
as much information that I could in my downloading, I
mean into my brain by reading it because it was
like the nineties and I didn't have a mom, and
so I had to realize, like how to figure out
that shit. And there was no internet, really, I mean
there was the minute there wasn't the Internet. I was
on it. The minute there wasn't AOL. I was in chatrooms,
and the minute you could asl slash whatever into a
chat room. I fucking did. I can't tell you oh
much weird cyber sex I had. I don't want to
tell you I did. I was like so young, but
it was fun anyway. I never like masturbated while doing
the chats, but I surely would just be talking to
I can't imagine how old whoever it was on the
other side. I mean well, but I was real bored.
I was like, you know, only child. My dad worked
as it's come home at like three o'clock and like
dial up with the whole noise, you know, all those
like barrages of different dial up noises and just be like,
let's get into a sex room, you know. I can't.
One time, I feel like I was talking to some
dude that one time called the house. I gave him
the fucking phone number. Isn't that horrible? I never told
him like my address, froth like that, But like Chris,
I mean Chrissy, I mean t t the fuck Okay,
Kirsten and Brady, I'm sorry, he's that a lot of information, sure,
but there are people who like, yep, I did it too, Okay.
Her kids are jumping on the couch and she's like,
no more monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off
bumped his head to go to the doctor. We can't.
We don't have money for doctors, buddy, So don't fucking
jump on the bed, you know. Then Mimi comes over,
who's her mom, and helps with a kid. She's like,
I'm so happy I got that Mimi for that free
child care. Now Mimi is sick of Kirstens shit, absolutely
sick of it. We also realize Kirsten's dad is currently
in prison for drugs in Colorado. That means, I mean
Kirsten has She said she had a type which was
men that were rough around the edges, and I realize, girl,
you are looking for daddy in all the wrong places.
One part of the show that's really hard to like
wrap your mind around is like a sort of cycle
of like people who can't seem to get out of,
you know, the loop, right of like being born into
a situation that is unstable and there's addiction involved, and
there's time served, and then they either fall into addiction
and time served or want to be with people who
have been in prison, like literally, Felicia did it, Kirstend
Like it's there is a part of watching the show
where you're like, boy, that sucks. It sucks for society
that you know this habit loop exists. There's so many
different habit loops or like loops or like, I don't
know why I keep saying loops circles, right, And it
just feels like a certain luck of the draw if
you get born into one that doesn't have to deal
with these things. But even if you quote unquote get
born into a family unit that isn't used to drugs
in prison through whatever means, you can still experience it.
But then whether you just never get popped for it
or it never gets that bad, or you have access
to more health amenities that like curb those things, the
human experience is difficult in so many ways, and in
order to sort of move past coping mechanisms and mental
health crisises, you desperately need access to people therapy. But
even like hopeful pathways to copy and it's like you
need a lot of all those things if no one
around you can show you a different way and not
just one person many and you don't have the access
to therapy to sort of change your perceptions and your
perspectives and have like an empathetic ear to talk to,
Like how do you and then also how do you
educate yourself in such a situation to arm yourself to
get out and then live like fruitfully out of that,
Because in a lot of situations, unless you fully escape
a town and then go no contact with many different
people that you grew up with, I mean, it's incredibly difficult.
The thought of having to like go no contact with
family members is really hard. But if the people that
raised you, or your brothers and sisters or whatnot, your parents,
your brothers and sisters have like mental issues where you
cannot prosper in their presence, it is it seems crazy
selfish to be like, well, I'm gonna let you go,
fallen soldier. I'm just gonna move on, you know, like
I can't let you drag me down, and or because
of our relationship, I know I won't do well around
you like you throw me for a loop. I want
to keep saying loop, Like you perpetrate a certain cycle
in me that inhibits me from being my best. So
my choice is me or you, and I'm gonna pick
me lovingly, willfully, happily. That's fucking hard. We put a
lot of obligation on ourselves, and it's hard, you know,
us to not judge other people for making decisions that
we don't feel like it's best for them, even if
they think it's best for them. So holding space for
all of it. Okay, So she's Hesten's talking to Mimi,
and you know, she's like throwing down a Mimi how
much she is spending in order to pick up Brady
because she has to drive to go pick them up
and she has to have a car and gas for
that and they have to say at a hotel, and
it's like one thousand dollars. What she says is her savings,
and she has two kids. So we're like, don't spend it.
One thousand dollars. Isn't your savings? One thousand dollars is
like just forget you even have that money, because like,
savings to me is like just the like comfortable space
in between absolute poverty and like your life like savings.
I'm sorry, how do I say this? One thousand dollars
isn't an adequate amount of savings, Like, I wouldn't call
it savings. You're on your way to having a little savings,
but it's like, don't even think of it as like
money you're saving. I would consider it your money. You
cannot spend ever, savings almost yeah, means that you are
saving it for something. But like savings to me, has
to happen after your blanket life cushion, because you can't
be at zero in your checking account, so you have
to have something in the other account that keeps you
from that zero. What is happening? It's like a lot
of like doors being slammed in my apartment building. I
don't know. Okay, so her mom thinks it's a horrible idea,
just like us. She's like, Mom, it's not a horrible idea.
I'm just gonna bring Brady, who's a convicted felon, to
come live at my house with my kids. I mean,
do you really think i'd bring someone home that's like
bad to be around my kids, that yes, lived in
the trap house when I was pregnant with my kids,
that I went to go meet and he was having
people come in and out and they were stealing things
from my husband. Isn't that bad? Mom? And Mimi's like,
I can't imagine what Mimi has seen. Mimi knows she
can't fucking say shit to her daughter. She's tried. Mimi's like,
if I say shit to my daughter, we'll people to
see my grandkids. So here's the other thing which is maddening. He,
while in prison, has promised her a soft life, which
I mean, no, he's he's had a hard life. He
only knows a hard life. Historically. Hard life is what
he can muster up. And she's like, and I just
really want that because it's hard to do it all
by myself. It seems like this whole town that she's
in is not a great town. She has like the
fuck out of this town. I know her ex los there,
but like the fact that she's best friends with Brady's X,
all these women and all these people just seem to
like float around from fella and the fella. There's no
good matches here, Honey, go somewhere else. Get on bumble.
I don't know what to say. It's not here. She
says that she helps people in her own homes kind
of like a nurse kind of thing, but like maybe
like not so much. A nurse mayd be like a
home health practitioner. You know, I can't believe I said
the word I'm happy and I thought of it in
real time. And she also makes money bartending, which you know,
I'm sure there's a lot of great people in that bar,
or she's eating a lot of great folks. She says
that she's already spent twenty five hundred and three thousand
dollars on him, which sounds which is crazy because she
only has a thousand savings and she has two kids.
She has to start spending. She has to. Yeah, it's
like if you have two kids, you don't have a
thousand dollars in savings, you have like just a moment
of breath to feed your two kids. Like two kids
are a thousand dollars away at any time from like
you being broke. I mean, god, bless, I can't imagine. Meanwhile,
we realize, like why does she think all these things?
Like why does she think that he's going to be
able to take care of her? And we jump to
him he's in prison. He's like, well, we're gonna have
a lavish wedding when we get married and we're gonna
go on a honeymoon on a cruise, and we're like,
this is jail talk. I mean yeah, unless he's out
and thinking that needs to go right back to sell
on drugs and that's how he's gonna get money, which
then why the fuck are you having like a drug
dealer in your house. It just it's horrible. So he
tells her in a phone call that he needs to
be at the Halfway House by four instead of six thirty,
and it pisses her the fuck off because she has
like a nine hour drive from picking him up to
the Halfway House, and like she knows math, even though
she gave up a thousand dollars and she wants to
figure in that time to bone and the motel that
she's gonna buy. And we're all like, surely there is
some other hot person in this town that has like
a dollar to his name that you can just fuck.
No one comes to this bar with like a dollar
in their pocket. Kirsten, Okay, Carrington and ze So Carrington
has literally been made the laughing stock of Xavier Zey's sisters.
They hate her, They hate that bitch They do not
like her. They think that she is goofy as fuck.
And meanwhile, Xavier is hot. So the sisters, as we know,
are the middle men women to Carrington and Zay talking.
So when they talk, it's because Xavier is called the sisters,
and the sisters have done him the you know, the
done them a favor by three way calling Carrington, and
Carrington is so dumb that Carrington like will just say
whatever the fuck on those phone calls, as if the
sisters aren't on mute laughing at her, which is what
they're doing, so they know all of her business and she, yeah,
just sounds daft about it. So McKenna is quote unquote
as she calls herself Zay's lover for life. She's known
him since before he went to prison. And you know,
she's waiting for her man to come out. And the
sisters love McKenna. They hold her down. They're like, we
love her, we miss her. She has proven her loyalty.
And McKenna knows about Carrington. Does Karing can know about
my Kenna? No, I mean she does know about her,
but she doesn't think they're like dating, and the sisters
are like this. Carrington is so dumb girl. She like
believes everything that Xavior says. She doesn't even know jail
talk exists, and at one point she said that she
wanted to rub on his head. The Kinna's like, Aha,
what a dumb bitch. You know, it's like God, bless now.
The Kinda's like, he's just really pulling a fast wan
on her. But let me tell you about the real deal. Us,
I'm going to get wifey status. In fact, I have
this tattoo. When she shows the sisters the tattoo and
they're all like, oh my god, and she's like, yeah,
we're going to be together when Zay gets released. We're like, what,
girl would you say we're going to get together when
Zay is released? She has a lisp. Hardcore. It's one
week till he's out, he says. And you know, Carrington
has a calendar cutting counting it down and she's putting
on maked cup and she looks good and she face
Times London and she says, what's up with you? What's
up with you? Chew chew babes. That was the end
of the episode, But we are moving and gruben onwards
and upwards in this story and stories and we're you know,
gonna find out what happens to our lovers, our lovers
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