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Speaker 1: Hello, Bibbity Bobbity Booze. Welcome back to Vanity Farah. My

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name is Chris Farah, and today we're talking about love

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after lock Up. This is seven to ten or The

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X Files, and we're going to get into this juicy,

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hot ass season. And by hot, I mean I find

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a lot of the people involved are good looking. Even

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they're like stepdads, so you know, it's a good looking cast.

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And that's what I require if I'm going to talk

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about a show. I want them all to be hot.

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Actually just k I don't do love Islin and stuff

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because they're almost too attractive. I actually like characters and whichnot.

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But there are hot ass people on the show, and

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I'm excited to talk about it. Shall we start. Let's

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start with Gigi. That's Goddess Banita and Demand, who we

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also call Mumu. I love a nickname. I love that

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there's so many. I just like I love that demon

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is called Moo Moo. That's like it's perfect, and it

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also feels like it doesn't feel like a nickname that

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a child gave him unless it was him, Like I

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would love the story to be like his mom's, Like,

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let me tell you how he's called moumo. It's because, honey,

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he couldn't say demon. When he was young. We'd be like,

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who are you and he'd be like, mu mu. I

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have a nickname. My nickname, and this is true, is

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t t and my full nickname is Titi Fafa. Obviously,

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my name is Chris Farah. As you know, I created

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a podcast with half my name in. It's Vanity Farah.

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My name is Chris vera Hi. But when I was younger,

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I used to go by Chrissy, and that's exactly what happened.

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My parents thought it was so cute to like continually

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ask me what my name was, and I couldn't say

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Chrissy Farah. It's very hard to say that. There's like

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an ar involved. So I literally be like t t

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fafa And they were just like over the moon with

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like how adorable that was. And so they would just

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ask me over and over again, and so I would

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just have to answer them but continually get more more pissed,

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you know, like t T Fafa T t fa fa,

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you know, and so, which of course would be funnier

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for them, maddening for me anyway. And now, like any

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all my friends know this on. My cousins know this,

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So my nieces and nephews and all of my friends

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babies call me t T sometimes Auntie TT, but mostly

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just t T. And I also have big boobs, so

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sometimes people call me teets. Anyway, that's a lot of information.

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Here we go. Now, Goddess honey, and certainly she is

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is picking out her outfit, honey, because you know Mumu's

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I'm not out. And as we know, he has the

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grandest of schemes, almost Shakespearean, and that he feels he

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is going to come out on a Monday, which is

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his actual release day from prison, and he wants Gigi

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slash Goddess to pick him up. He wants one whole

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day slash night unbothered with her, and then what he

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wants to do is go back to the same spot

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he was released, tell Banita, who also he has a

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child with, that that in fact is his release day.

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Then Benita will pick him up and then no one

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will know the wiser and then somehow after this he

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is going to juggle both women like one of those

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sitcom dates, you know how. And it feels like in

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the nineties sitcom there'd be like someone who had inevitably

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has to be on a date with two people at

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one time, and so they just like go to a

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restaurant and just like sit in different rooms and then

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like have conversation, and then it has to be like, oh,

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let me go to the bathroom when they run over

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to the other table, and then like you know, start

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the date with them, and then like they're like, oh,

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you know, let me go to the bathroom. And then

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they go to the back to the first table, and

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then they have like you know, the main course, and like, oh,

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I have to make a phone call. Then they run

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back to the other table, and you know, vice versa.

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They think that's gonna work, and then like you know,

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the maitre d or the waiters like excuse me, sir,

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I served your crem brule and your other table, you know,

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and he gets or she gets found anyway. That's sort

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of like what Mooie wants to do, but in real life,

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over the course of days. Now this is in Maryland,

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and I'd like to think that there are people that

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would tell either woman that this is what's happening. We

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live in the you know, digital age, honey, there's people

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making reels all the time. Now here's the thing. Bumu

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wants that kind of life. He wants both women to

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just accept that they're in a pollocule together. Now, we

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met both women and they're not that type, none of them.

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I feels like the are gonna do that now. It

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just feels like what he wants to do is put

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his dick game so strong on them that they will

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just say yes because like they want to keep him around.

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But also I sort of feel like he wants them

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both to you know, bone, he wants them both to

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fuck for sure. Anyway, that's what I think is coming

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from this. Now, do we think that's going to work?

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Absolutely not, absolutely not. But here we are, okay, just

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the start of the scheme. So Goddess is excited, she's

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picking her out. But like I said, now she says

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that she hasn't had sex in eighteen months, and obviously

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he hasn't had sex in like years, she says, so

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although she's horn she can't wait to get it on

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with him, but she knows that he will be a

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minute man, I know, one oh man and man, but

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she's going to take that minute man just because she

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you know, understands human biology and like how much can

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you hold it in? Now? I like to think that

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you can hold it in because like he's been masturbating,

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if not more, you know what I'm saying, wouldn't he

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want to like hold it in a little bit just

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to like, you know, have it lasts longer. We'll see

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what happens. Let's hop over to the other lady. Now,

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Anita is also getting ready and she has Dio or

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her baby with Mumu, and Mumu's parents are coming over

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with Mumu's other daughters. He has a lot of kids,

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different baby mamas. And we get to see Mumu's mom

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and Mumu's stepdad. Now I love both. Both are dressed

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really really well, and your honey luck herself some Grandpa Charles.

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Now Grandpa Charles is dressed impeccably. But halfway through I realized,

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surely this man with cool ass glasses is wearing glasses

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with no lenses. I took a picture, but mostly I

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was just like, am I just not seeing the g

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is there just no glare on the glasses? But like no,

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there's just their hollow, which makes me feel like this

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man has perfect vision or he knew that glasses can

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sometimes reflect light when you're filming, and he is a

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consummate actor and understands that's not how he wants to

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go out, So he's just wearing the lenses, honey, just

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a frame for those eyes. You know, every piece of

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art needs a frame, and he has too. So that

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makes me happy for them because I feel like it's

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just indicative of someone who is like picking their style

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and like want so certain something that's particular about it,

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and that's going to make it happen. So his mom

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knows him. Mumu's mom knows her son, and she knows

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about the scheme with Beanita and Gig. Now she's helping.

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She's like, I'm not going to get into the middle

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of it, and in fact, I'm going to like continue

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the live because I want my son to be happy.

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He hasn't had sex in a long time, and I

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low key think it's cool that he's having the both

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these women like in the palm of his hand. And Charles, Honey,

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Charles is so proud. Benita's like, you know, he's going

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to come out and I really want to break the chain.

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I think it's going to be the last time he's

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in prison. I'm gonna hold him down. I had this

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cute ass place I make dick pancakes. As you can see,

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door's you know, an adorable love bug. So he's gonna

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be really happy. Just settled here. I'll make them food,

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you know, well fuck like crazy. I like smoke weed,

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you know, like what else can a man want? What

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else could a man need? And he's like two women now.

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She also was wearing this like cream titty top blouse.

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I like it a lot, but I realize that she

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feels like maybe it's too much on camera because she's

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holding a piece of the fabric up in such a

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way that I didn't understand why. At first, I was like,

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why is she holding her like blousey sleeve in such

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a way, But like she doesn't want to show her

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like low cut titty top on camera. Girl, Let's show

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me those titties. Show me them. Don't hide those titties,

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just show I have gotten really into just like letting

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boobs be boobs now, I just I mean, I really

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love them, Like I really love boobs. I think you

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should look boobs be boobs. I think boobs are so pretty,

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but they're also so funny sometimes, Like I think boobs

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are hilarious, Like what would Christy Nomes's husband be if

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he didn't have them fig as titties? Like remember when

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that happened and we didn't talk enough about Christy Nome's

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husband at all that big go fetish. When we saw

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that picture, it was like just one thing to see,

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like a man in a ratty wig. But what made

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it truly spectacular with them tits? Tits are hilarious sometimes,

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Oh my god, have ever seen bridget Everett not a

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at the same time, she's like a cabaret performer and

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her titties are so funny. Anyway, I think tits are

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funny period, Okay, ted talk tits are fun okay, So

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Gigi is both women were getting, you know, cuts back

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and forth of them prepping for their man. Now Goddess

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has been tasked with cooking him a meal, and he

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has dictated what he wants. He wants lamb chops, he

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wants shrimp, he wants biscuits, he wants broccoli, maybe even asparagus.

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He definitely wants mac and cheek. You know how it's

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supposed to be baked, not craft and he would like

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some Hennessy. That's his like that's his first meal out.

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It's always interesting to see what people want out. We're

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gonna get Felicia's first meal out, and I think we're

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gonna get Michael's first meal out. And like, yeah, like

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if you hadn't had your choice of food for a

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hot ass minute, and if you've been eating kind of

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like unfortunately, as we say, like bargain basement food or

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not great food, what would be the meal that you

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would want? Because, for instance, like they they get I'm

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assuming they can get some version of pizza in prison.

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Now it's not like oven fired pizza with like barrata,

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surely not. But would that be your first even though

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it's so yummy thing you'd want out? I'm assuming I

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would want Lebanese food, because there's not gonna be anything

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like Lebanese food in you know, jail. A guy'd want

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some kefta and some hamad and like some like fresh

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shallad with like an olive oil kind of lemone kind

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of dressing. Or I would want something like a kava

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bowl or like a sweet green bowl, you know, just

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like different bunch of different vegetables in there. And like

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a fresh dressing. Truly, a fresh dressing would be like

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chief on my list anyway, So Moomoo knows what he

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wants besides all of this food. Like Axe I said,

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he wants to be in a polyamorous relationship where they

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both consider him some sort of like daddy or king

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or king Daddy, where their chief desire is just for

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him to be happy. So if that means that Daddy

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wants two women, then Daddy gets two women because that's

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what Daddy wants, and we want Daddy to be happy.

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Sometimes I'm like, Okay, what do you want? What does

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mommy get? What does mommy get? Then, like mommy just

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gets to sit around until you want to come over

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to that person's house and then like feed and bathe

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you and suck your d until like you decide you're enough.

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That's enough time with that one to go back. It's

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such an interesting, incredibly selfish view of a relationship. Is

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there any men that like, are you know, heterosexual and

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like desire to give to women? I guess so, Like

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I mean, I'm just like wondering if men sat around

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like I really want to take care of a woman,

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I really want to make her feel loved and secure,

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and I want, do you know, to suck on them

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titties at night, and you know, to like eat her

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food in the morning or whatever, but also like rub

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her feet or make her feel good or like hear

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about her day. No huh. And I'm trying to think

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if like I have that idea, Like unfortunately, I do

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have an idea that I want to take care of

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a man. And it's like there's two folds of this. A,

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I'm like a nurturing person and also B I'm like,

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you know, I'm only too happy to like subtle and

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be like a homebody and like almost being a codependent relationship,

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like I like cooking for someone. I like like primping someone,

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you know what I'm saying, Like if you watch Nana

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da Fiance, I had said early on that I didn't

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think it was crazy that Annabelle like washed her man.

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I wouldn't like be washing his ass like he couldn't

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do it. But I also totally don't mind like shaping

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a nail, cleaning underneath nails, you know, like trimming up

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someone's nose hairs. You know, Like I don't mind that

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I like it. There's something kind of like I'm taking

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care of my baby dolls kind of thing with it.

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It's not hot the way I want to do it.

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I just want It's like I but I don't mind

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taking care of something that's mine. Now do I put

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away all my clothes and fold them and iron them?

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You know? When I should know? But the thought is there. Okay,

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So Gigi says this is what she wants. She's nervous,

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but she also doesn't want to mount TVs anymore, So

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we better get his ass there because she wants a

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man to mount TVs. She doesn't want to deal with it.

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She doesn't want to have to hire a task rabbit.

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She wants a man that's just gonna get out a

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pair of pliers. Like he has all of that screwdrivers,

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like the Phillips head one and the other one. He

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has a whole kit. He has a makita. He knows

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how to do things, so he just does them. And she,

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you know, cooks. She just wants to be pretty and cook.

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Now here's the thing that shit sounds very traditional, but

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I kind of want that. There are certain annoying household

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things that I like can't imagine doing. And when I

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have to do them. If I learn how to do them,

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I surely feel good, like and I mean that, like

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I if I have to put together something for my Kia,

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I'm like, oh God, no, please, dear God no. And

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there is a part of me that gets a little

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sad that I'm single, because I'm like, eh, someone else

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told be doing this if I wasn't single. But when

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you actually accomplish it, then you're kind of like, I

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don't need no man or anyone, no task rabbit necessary.

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But sometimes I do have to get a task rabbit,

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you know, a task grab it is. It's one of

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those people people in the city hire to do things

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they can't do, like mount a TV. Single women get

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one amount of TV. Maybe single men too, I'm not

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quite sure. Okay, God bless. I don't mean to be genderous,

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you know what I'm saying, But like, how the fuck

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do you mount a TV? Not by yourself, not a

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big TV. I can't even imagine. I can't imagine putting

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together something, you know, like a bookcase or something. But

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truly I don't want to. It's mostly because my head

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doesn't work that way, though I can cook anyway. So

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she is nervous like I said, just because she hasn't

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had sex, and she wants to look good for her

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man but also look good for herself, which makes me happy.

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She puts on this red set, honey, matching red set,

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and you know, I love a matching set, just like

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you don't have to think about it. What's on top,

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what's in the bottom? Cute. It's like bluesy and blousy.

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It's kind of like big and oversized, but also like crop.

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At the same time, she says that she's a bad bitch,

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that she looks good for her man, but also I

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look good for me. She's right, She's right, but she again,

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she's like I've said she's nervous, and now she realizes

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he's not going to be out till three, and now

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she's just been waiting for so long. She's like, I

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got to smoke some weed. I got to smoke some weed, honey.

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How am I going to pass the time any other way?

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There's no way. So her mom calls at three forty

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five and we're like, yeah, girl, Oh shit's till the time,

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and she's like, yeah, he gets that at four and

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I realized she smoke too much weight, honey. Now she's

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running late she's putting late. So he gets out and

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he asks the producer where his wife is, and we're like, oh,

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I mean, of these two women, it surely seems like

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Benita would be your wife. But I feel intrinsically that

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there is a reason why he decided to be with

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Gigi first. Well, I guess it's this way. He couldn't

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have been with Benita first because I feel like he

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knows that Benita would never have allowed him to leave

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the day after to go meet up with Gig. So maybe,

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just like in the in the scheduling alone, he would

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have had to be with Gigi first because there's no

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leaving Benita once he's with Beanita, she just is smarter,

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she knows him more. Benita says that they're the same person,

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so he maybe he feels the same way. So I

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think that Gigi isn't up to snuff with like his Shenanigans,

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so he feels like he can pull the wool over

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her eyes easier or more astutely in this situation. And

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Benita has been with him longer, so she knows when

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he's being fucking sus you know. So as he's looking

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for Gigi to pull up, he also says that he didn't.

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He just has like a big bag with him they

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gave him, like from prison, and in the big bag

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are pictures of both women. So if Gigi's like, hey,

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what's in the bag, let's go through it, he can't

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be like sure, because there's pictures of like, you know,

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benit him sending him something to keep him warm at night,

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titty pictures because everyone loves titties, everyone loves It's okay,

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let's move on. Rich and Felisa Felicia Felisa by Felisa. No,

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that's not that's not what it is. Okay. So Felicia

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obviously has just been released from prison. This is the

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episode where they're getting released from prison, and she gets

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out of the car and her whole Succe family run

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and jump over puddles to get to her. Stephanie, her

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aunt gets there, her parents get there. Everyone's really excited.

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Everyone's you know, cheering, everyone's making a big to do,

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which makes sense. She's young and she's been in prison

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for a long time. Rich says he loves the energetic display.

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So Felicia hugs her mom and dad and uh, you know,

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Rich is fine letting her have her moment with her

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family first, which makes sense now they have been talking

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for six years, but they've never met and this is

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her family, so it'd be super weird if he was

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like trying to push them out of the way to

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get to her, Like, fuck you, dad, let me get

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at that ass. He's gonna get at that ass. Don't worry.

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So she says that she looks like her mom, and

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we realize why her parents never visited her is because

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they both have lawrence. I don't really know how warrance

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I know. I mean I know on her I said

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exactly how warrens work in that it feels like there's

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a warrant out for someone's arrest, but it's like a

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prioritized warrant where it's like they're not looking for you

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too much, you know, like you can just be around

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and it's like if you don't fuck up, you know,

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you can just be walking around with that warrant. But

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I also wonder, like, Okay, so if they ever get

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pulled over for like a speeding ticket, are they gonna

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be like, holy shit, we're about to go to prison,

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which they've already been into prison. You know, Like, I

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don't really know how it works. So but yeah, like

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they can't ever show face in a jail because then

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they'll just be taken a jail. Also, I realize, you know,

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there's something else that happens, where like people that come

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out of prison can't go habitate with someone who's also

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like a felon. So would Felicia not be able to

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live at her parents house because they have warrants? I mean,

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I'm asking these questions. I don't know who's going to

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answer them, some like godlike person in real times, and

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I'd be like, yes, Chris, I hopefully you want of

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someone listening to this right now shouting out answers to me,

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hoping that I will, like, you know, two days later,

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be like, oh, thank you listener, but here are my questions. Okay.

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So then we get into a little bit of their

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her parents backstore. You know, her dad, her mom and

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her dad had some issues. You know, I'm saying, like

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her both of them went to prison, and then when

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they went to prison, she was a foster kid, which

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probably wasn't great and maybe even damaging for her. And

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it feels like both parents dealt with some drug stuff.

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She says that if she was a vegetable. She'd be

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a spicy red pepper because she used to throw fits

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in school. And then she robbed like a fellow high

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school student. And you know, God Bless went to prison,

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Like I said, her dad's like a first offense ten

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years for a seventeen year old girl. And did she

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do more than just rob that high school student? Did

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she beat that person up too or something? Was it

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one of those like bait and switch things. Was there

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like a like some sort of whippon involved? Okay, anyway,

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God Bless, her hair is up like a curly updo,

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and like there are tendrils falling down. It almost gives

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me like tie from clueless. I can't quite tell if

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she curled some of the tendrils with a curling iron.

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I think maybe she's wearing a gray sweatsuit two piece,

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you know. And she does give Rich a moment to

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hug her, and then he grabs her butt, just grabs it,

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I mean, can't help himself, like full grasping grab of

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a cheek. You know, he really feels her up, you know. Oh,

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they decide to go to Italian restaurant like kind of

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far away. It's called Billie's. I look it up. It's

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technically in Oklahoma, but right over the state line of

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like Oklahoma and Louisiana. Why did I look it up

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because sometimes I want to see a menu. Anyway, as

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I said, they go into her backstory, which is that,

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you know, her parents were put in prison, she goes

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to foster care, her dad comes out, and then she

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gets jail for like nine or ten years. And she

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says she said that she hot, you know, she had

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robbed her high school student. But she also says that

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she was like robbing everything, like you know, stores, and

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she said she had to steal to survive, and that's

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too bad. It feels very like aladdiny, you know, like anyway,

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it's really sad. Uh. And at this point also I

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start to wonder because like why her aunt Stephanie couldn't

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provide like food and or like housing for her. And

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we're going to see a little bit of that too.

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Her aunt cries on the way to Billy's Italian restaurant

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and to her cousin, saying that she failed Felicia for

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not taking her in. Now, listen, that Aunt Stephanie had

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a daughter herself, who you know, got in a lot

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of trouble and I wonder if Felicia. I wonder if

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Aunt Stephanie was like, if I bring Felicia to my house,

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I'm going to have two hooligans that are going to

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run this house crazy. But I don't know. They're so young.

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Stephanie feels like someone that can put her foot down

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and like, you know, have someone listen to her, like

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run shit if she wants to. It's really it's really

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hard to think about if you have a child who

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is a troubledmaker and they have a cousin who also

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a troublemaker. If you want to be able to take

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care of your niece, but at the same time, you

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feel like you might be sacrificing, you know, the growth

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and an evolution of your own daughter. She doesn't really

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say such things. I don't know exactly why she didn't

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take Felicia in, or if there'd be a way to

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take both women in and just fucking remedy that you

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would have to be able to put your foot down.

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Be like, if Felicia comes to live with us, I'm

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telling you you have a curfew of ten PM. You

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don't leave this house after dinner. We have a nice

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Italian family dinner and then we put on I Love Lucy,

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and you fucking watch that. You go to bed and

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you study, study for college. I don't know, you know,

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it feels like I've never had a child, but it

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feels like you might have like the best of intentions,

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but it's sort of you know, up in the air

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of what kind of personality your child has and like

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how much you can dictate their behavior. It's a little

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awkward for me, just because the only since they haven't

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had a child, the only knowledge I have of like

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what I was like as a child, and I was

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a goodie fucking two shoes my dad. You know, there

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was no I couldn't do shit badly with my dad.

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I just feel like and or I just didn't have

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the personality for it. But I just like I didn't drink,

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I didn't do anything. I surely like never got in

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trouble whatever. One time, this is so dumb, One time

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I got on probation at school or something, or I

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was suspended at school because on my jance Port backpack

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I got white out and underneath like the outer pocket,

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I had written the words in wide out yuck fo YUCKFU,

467
00:28:03,200 --> 00:28:07,519
which is why U c K fou, which sounds like

468
00:28:07,559 --> 00:28:11,240
I'm being almost mildly racist. And you know what, baby

469
00:28:11,240 --> 00:28:12,799
I was. I don't. I didn't think of it being

470
00:28:12,880 --> 00:28:15,519
I mean, you know, looking back, it's not great. But

471
00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:18,799
it was like some inside joke that I had with

472
00:28:18,799 --> 00:28:23,200
my friend, obviously, like about obviously trying to say the

473
00:28:23,279 --> 00:28:26,079
F word, but like in the most benign way possible.

474
00:28:26,920 --> 00:28:30,039
And one time I was talking to like someone and

475
00:28:30,119 --> 00:28:33,680
like was mildly leaning over so that my backpack exposed

476
00:28:33,720 --> 00:28:37,000
this one awkward lip and then yeah, like someone saw

477
00:28:37,039 --> 00:28:40,160
it and then gave me a fucking suspension for what's

478
00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:48,920
the word? Bad word, bad word, long word, you know

479
00:28:49,039 --> 00:28:52,400
that word that means bad words, but it's a long

480
00:28:52,440 --> 00:28:57,400
word for that for bad words. It's not pornography, because

481
00:28:57,559 --> 00:29:00,880
it wasn't porn it was something else I don't know, Okay,

482
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:03,880
didn't register. So I still think it's the dumbest thing.

483
00:29:04,039 --> 00:29:08,440
It's so dumb, Like it wasn't even the F word.

484
00:29:09,279 --> 00:29:13,200
It was the word yuck, which is a word. It's

485
00:29:13,240 --> 00:29:20,279
a word. Oh yeah, yeah. Anyway, so this is where

486
00:29:20,319 --> 00:29:23,359
Felicia is like you would think I'd want pizza, but

487
00:29:23,440 --> 00:29:25,559
I really just want to seal it. It's been so

488
00:29:25,759 --> 00:29:31,039
long since I've had a vegetable. So Rich does I'm talking,

489
00:29:31,480 --> 00:29:33,839
and he's like, yeah, you know, when we first started talking,

490
00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:37,759
I was still married. Now his friend DJ is like,

491
00:29:37,960 --> 00:29:43,640
but what, and Felicia clocks this and later on can't

492
00:29:43,680 --> 00:29:47,000
quite tell, you know, right away, you know, Rich is

493
00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:49,880
like anyone you know obviously divorced now, and she can't

494
00:29:49,920 --> 00:29:52,880
tell if DJ thinks that it's a surprise that he

495
00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:55,920
got divorced or that he was married. But she thinks

496
00:29:55,960 --> 00:29:59,279
it's weird. Well, we all think it's weird. Uh, why

497
00:29:59,279 --> 00:30:03,519
are you to someone? And remember he said that he

498
00:30:03,720 --> 00:30:07,960
had had a dream and the dream said to go

499
00:30:08,039 --> 00:30:11,359
to a prison held prison pen peld dating website and

500
00:30:11,359 --> 00:30:14,400
find your woman. And he was like, yes, that's exactly

501
00:30:14,480 --> 00:30:18,880
what I'll do. Anyway, she thinks it's suspect. She talks

502
00:30:18,920 --> 00:30:22,359
to her cousin and she goes and changes her mom

503
00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:24,799
and dad gifts her a phone, and that's when Rich

504
00:30:25,640 --> 00:30:27,559
sort of is like, oh, maybe I should have brought

505
00:30:27,599 --> 00:30:31,079
something like a gift. He didn't bring a gift. He

506
00:30:31,119 --> 00:30:34,440
thought his presence was a gift. His presence is a present,

507
00:30:34,559 --> 00:30:37,440
is what he said. Not really, that's a Kanye said, anyway,

508
00:30:37,440 --> 00:30:39,680
maybe he did say that. Anyway, God bless and she

509
00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:42,480
changes into a black Adiita shirt and she says, she

510
00:30:42,559 --> 00:30:49,279
looks swollen. So you know that's fine. You know, if

511
00:30:49,279 --> 00:30:52,079
you like are seventeen and you're suddenly twenty six, you know,

512
00:30:52,599 --> 00:30:55,480
people look different. Let's move on to Kaylee and Michael.

513
00:30:55,799 --> 00:30:58,759
So she's on the way to the halfway house and

514
00:30:58,799 --> 00:31:00,799
she has you know, eight hour with him to get

515
00:31:00,799 --> 00:31:03,599
things done before he has to go back. And then

516
00:31:03,640 --> 00:31:05,599
we get a little backstore. They knew each other in

517
00:31:05,720 --> 00:31:09,359
high school, okay, and then she reconnected with him and

518
00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:12,160
they got married three years ago. And during those three years,

519
00:31:12,240 --> 00:31:16,000
she sent him like forty two thousand dollars and he

520
00:31:16,160 --> 00:31:18,480
was like, thank you, babe. You know what, also, it

521
00:31:18,559 --> 00:31:21,559
is a good idea. I want to have a credit line,

522
00:31:21,559 --> 00:31:23,119
and I want to have real good credit when I

523
00:31:23,119 --> 00:31:25,720
get out because I think, you know, it's one of

524
00:31:25,759 --> 00:31:29,680
those things where people who've been in prison have this

525
00:31:29,759 --> 00:31:32,960
thing where they want to come out and immediately have

526
00:31:33,200 --> 00:31:36,279
all the things that they would have, you know, acquired

527
00:31:36,720 --> 00:31:39,400
had they not been in prison, almost to a race

528
00:31:39,480 --> 00:31:41,880
that had ever happened or to never have had the

529
00:31:42,039 --> 00:31:48,400
like dip in their life evolution, so because it'd be

530
00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:50,000
like you just come out of prison and then you

531
00:31:50,079 --> 00:31:52,359
know you're still young enough just do your own credit.

532
00:31:52,400 --> 00:31:54,680
But whatever. We had the storyline where he was like,

533
00:31:54,960 --> 00:31:57,720
so open up some credit cards and don't spend anything,

534
00:31:57,839 --> 00:32:00,640
or if you do, pay them off. So I get

535
00:32:00,680 --> 00:32:03,799
credit and she's like mm hmm, and she buys a

536
00:32:03,839 --> 00:32:07,599
new car. We have a dairy diary cam where he

537
00:32:07,640 --> 00:32:09,799
gets to eat a burrito, honey, and he's like, yeah,

538
00:32:09,960 --> 00:32:13,759
you know, burritos. I love fucking love burritos. Sometimes if

539
00:32:13,759 --> 00:32:16,799
people aren't in California or like, you know, somewhere like

540
00:32:16,960 --> 00:32:19,920
next to the Mexican border, I'm always someone interested when

541
00:32:19,960 --> 00:32:22,920
people are like obsessed with Mexican food as much as

542
00:32:22,960 --> 00:32:25,319
like I am in Californians or like you know, some

543
00:32:25,359 --> 00:32:31,079
Texas people or some Arizona people. So they haven't had

544
00:32:31,079 --> 00:32:36,720
sex since high school, but they've been like having sexy talk.

545
00:32:36,920 --> 00:32:40,079
You know, she has a secret, she says, because we

546
00:32:40,119 --> 00:32:41,839
all know they must have a secret to get on

547
00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:45,480
the show. They must in their application for the show

548
00:32:46,640 --> 00:32:49,720
have a part where they write their secrets, just like

549
00:32:49,839 --> 00:32:56,160
Post Secret. Remember that Post Secret was this like book

550
00:32:56,200 --> 00:33:02,279
slash movement slash website where people had like anonymous confessions

551
00:33:02,799 --> 00:33:05,240
and some were like horrible, and some were like funny,

552
00:33:05,240 --> 00:33:08,319
and some were like deep, and all of them sort

553
00:33:08,319 --> 00:33:10,400
of made you feel like we're not alone in the

554
00:33:10,480 --> 00:33:14,920
human existence because we all have like shame in our lives.

555
00:33:14,920 --> 00:33:20,240
Any wake up Less. It was fun. While in the car,

556
00:33:20,400 --> 00:33:22,480
she's like, he hasn't said anything about the new car,

557
00:33:23,799 --> 00:33:26,240
and his ankle monitor starts to go off and he

558
00:33:26,319 --> 00:33:28,960
freaks out, so he has to call them. They're not

559
00:33:29,119 --> 00:33:30,799
picking up, and he wants to be like, why the

560
00:33:30,839 --> 00:33:33,640
fuck is this ankle monitor coming off or going off

561
00:33:33,759 --> 00:33:36,319
the alarm? And it turns out that just happens sometimes

562
00:33:36,400 --> 00:33:39,519
not a big deal. I don't know why it happens,

563
00:33:39,559 --> 00:33:42,720
just like a short. I like to think that they're like, well,

564
00:33:42,839 --> 00:33:44,799
you started talking about something that you're not supposed to

565
00:33:44,839 --> 00:33:47,480
talk about. That's the horrible thing about like AI and

566
00:33:47,480 --> 00:33:50,000
A that stuff. At some point, you know they're gonna

567
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:53,759
be those inkle monitors are just gonna be like listening. Right.

568
00:33:54,720 --> 00:33:56,519
If I had an ankle monitor on now in the

569
00:33:56,640 --> 00:33:58,799
year of our lower twenty twenty six, I would just

570
00:33:58,799 --> 00:34:04,640
assumed that it was also like a fucking Google Echo

571
00:34:05,240 --> 00:34:08,519
listening to vice something you can't be like, I'm gonna

572
00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:11,039
buck shit up tonight, like the ankle Many is gonna

573
00:34:11,039 --> 00:34:13,039
be like, no, you're not. I'm telling your po you know.

574
00:34:14,639 --> 00:34:19,400
So they get to the house and you know, he

575
00:34:19,440 --> 00:34:21,800
wants to fuck and she's excited about it. But it's

576
00:34:21,800 --> 00:34:24,000
a little awkward, right because I don't really know each

577
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:32,239
other and I don't feel their sexual Kim, he's hot

578
00:34:32,480 --> 00:34:40,239
and she's mm hm hmm, like he is remarkably good

579
00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:46,320
looking and she's a certain thing. But I will give

580
00:34:46,320 --> 00:34:53,320
her this. She's somehow not aware of that discrepancy, which

581
00:34:53,320 --> 00:34:57,280
I think is fine. I think it's good. He's like

582
00:34:57,480 --> 00:35:01,400
I've been reading them sex books were like what sex book.

583
00:35:02,079 --> 00:35:03,880
It's like big book of sex, like that one, the

584
00:35:03,960 --> 00:35:07,880
Kama Sutra. What I used to read, which is you know,

585
00:35:08,039 --> 00:35:13,320
like the Mayflower Madam book just between us girls. There

586
00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:16,079
was a time that I was like Queen of going

587
00:35:16,159 --> 00:35:20,480
to the Barnes and Noble Sexuality section and like downloading

588
00:35:21,159 --> 00:35:23,880
as much information that I could in my downloading, I

589
00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:25,679
mean into my brain by reading it because it was

590
00:35:25,679 --> 00:35:27,199
like the nineties and I didn't have a mom, and

591
00:35:27,199 --> 00:35:28,760
so I had to realize, like how to figure out

592
00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:31,000
that shit. And there was no internet, really, I mean

593
00:35:31,039 --> 00:35:33,000
there was the minute there wasn't the Internet. I was

594
00:35:33,039 --> 00:35:35,760
on it. The minute there wasn't AOL. I was in chatrooms,

595
00:35:35,920 --> 00:35:39,719
and the minute you could asl slash whatever into a

596
00:35:39,760 --> 00:35:43,639
chat room. I fucking did. I can't tell you oh

597
00:35:43,719 --> 00:35:49,000
much weird cyber sex I had. I don't want to

598
00:35:49,039 --> 00:35:54,000
tell you I did. I was like so young, but

599
00:35:54,519 --> 00:35:59,880
it was fun anyway. I never like masturbated while doing

600
00:35:59,880 --> 00:36:02,679
the chats, but I surely would just be talking to

601
00:36:02,800 --> 00:36:05,800
I can't imagine how old whoever it was on the

602
00:36:05,840 --> 00:36:10,079
other side. I mean well, but I was real bored.

603
00:36:10,199 --> 00:36:13,159
I was like, you know, only child. My dad worked

604
00:36:13,159 --> 00:36:15,119
as it's come home at like three o'clock and like

605
00:36:15,199 --> 00:36:17,199
dial up with the whole noise, you know, all those

606
00:36:17,239 --> 00:36:20,000
like barrages of different dial up noises and just be like,

607
00:36:20,639 --> 00:36:25,400
let's get into a sex room, you know. I can't.

608
00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:27,559
One time, I feel like I was talking to some

609
00:36:27,679 --> 00:36:30,039
dude that one time called the house. I gave him

610
00:36:30,079 --> 00:36:35,119
the fucking phone number. Isn't that horrible? I never told

611
00:36:35,199 --> 00:36:38,159
him like my address, froth like that, But like Chris,

612
00:36:38,480 --> 00:36:42,320
I mean Chrissy, I mean t t the fuck Okay,

613
00:36:42,920 --> 00:36:48,159
Kirsten and Brady, I'm sorry, he's that a lot of information, sure,

614
00:36:48,480 --> 00:36:50,639
but there are people who like, yep, I did it too, Okay.

615
00:36:51,199 --> 00:36:53,639
Her kids are jumping on the couch and she's like,

616
00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:59,320
no more monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off

617
00:37:00,079 --> 00:37:03,000
bumped his head to go to the doctor. We can't.

618
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:05,440
We don't have money for doctors, buddy, So don't fucking

619
00:37:05,519 --> 00:37:08,840
jump on the bed, you know. Then Mimi comes over,

620
00:37:09,280 --> 00:37:11,639
who's her mom, and helps with a kid. She's like,

621
00:37:11,639 --> 00:37:13,559
I'm so happy I got that Mimi for that free

622
00:37:13,639 --> 00:37:18,119
child care. Now Mimi is sick of Kirstens shit, absolutely

623
00:37:18,159 --> 00:37:21,800
sick of it. We also realize Kirsten's dad is currently

624
00:37:21,800 --> 00:37:25,960
in prison for drugs in Colorado. That means, I mean

625
00:37:26,199 --> 00:37:29,239
Kirsten has She said she had a type which was

626
00:37:29,280 --> 00:37:31,559
men that were rough around the edges, and I realize, girl,

627
00:37:31,599 --> 00:37:35,880
you are looking for daddy in all the wrong places.

628
00:37:38,079 --> 00:37:40,400
One part of the show that's really hard to like

629
00:37:40,760 --> 00:37:43,239
wrap your mind around is like a sort of cycle

630
00:37:43,519 --> 00:37:46,199
of like people who can't seem to get out of,

631
00:37:47,119 --> 00:37:51,360
you know, the loop, right of like being born into

632
00:37:51,639 --> 00:37:56,800
a situation that is unstable and there's addiction involved, and

633
00:37:56,880 --> 00:38:01,400
there's time served, and then they either fall into addiction

634
00:38:01,719 --> 00:38:05,079
and time served or want to be with people who

635
00:38:05,159 --> 00:38:09,280
have been in prison, like literally, Felicia did it, Kirstend

636
00:38:09,440 --> 00:38:11,840
Like it's there is a part of watching the show

637
00:38:11,880 --> 00:38:17,159
where you're like, boy, that sucks. It sucks for society

638
00:38:17,599 --> 00:38:26,280
that you know this habit loop exists. There's so many

639
00:38:26,280 --> 00:38:29,599
different habit loops or like loops or like, I don't

640
00:38:29,599 --> 00:38:34,639
know why I keep saying loops circles, right, And it

641
00:38:34,760 --> 00:38:37,599
just feels like a certain luck of the draw if

642
00:38:37,639 --> 00:38:40,320
you get born into one that doesn't have to deal

643
00:38:40,360 --> 00:38:44,800
with these things. But even if you quote unquote get

644
00:38:44,840 --> 00:38:49,519
born into a family unit that isn't used to drugs

645
00:38:49,519 --> 00:38:54,679
in prison through whatever means, you can still experience it.

646
00:38:56,320 --> 00:39:00,480
But then whether you just never get popped for it

647
00:39:00,639 --> 00:39:03,559
or it never gets that bad, or you have access

648
00:39:03,639 --> 00:39:11,320
to more health amenities that like curb those things, the

649
00:39:11,440 --> 00:39:17,280
human experience is difficult in so many ways, and in

650
00:39:17,480 --> 00:39:27,280
order to sort of move past coping mechanisms and mental

651
00:39:27,360 --> 00:39:38,800
health crisises, you desperately need access to people therapy. But

652
00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:48,000
even like hopeful pathways to copy and it's like you

653
00:39:48,119 --> 00:39:53,079
need a lot of all those things if no one

654
00:39:53,159 --> 00:39:57,639
around you can show you a different way and not

655
00:39:57,719 --> 00:40:01,320
just one person many and you don't have the access

656
00:40:01,679 --> 00:40:05,239
to therapy to sort of change your perceptions and your

657
00:40:05,280 --> 00:40:13,119
perspectives and have like an empathetic ear to talk to,

658
00:40:13,360 --> 00:40:16,960
Like how do you and then also how do you

659
00:40:17,119 --> 00:40:22,719
educate yourself in such a situation to arm yourself to

660
00:40:22,760 --> 00:40:26,119
get out and then live like fruitfully out of that,

661
00:40:27,719 --> 00:40:32,159
Because in a lot of situations, unless you fully escape

662
00:40:32,159 --> 00:40:35,400
a town and then go no contact with many different

663
00:40:35,400 --> 00:40:41,719
people that you grew up with, I mean, it's incredibly difficult.

664
00:40:43,400 --> 00:40:46,119
The thought of having to like go no contact with

665
00:40:46,239 --> 00:40:53,679
family members is really hard. But if the people that

666
00:40:53,840 --> 00:40:56,760
raised you, or your brothers and sisters or whatnot, your parents,

667
00:40:56,800 --> 00:41:02,559
your brothers and sisters have like mental issues where you

668
00:41:02,920 --> 00:41:12,559
cannot prosper in their presence, it is it seems crazy

669
00:41:12,800 --> 00:41:16,920
selfish to be like, well, I'm gonna let you go,

670
00:41:17,679 --> 00:41:21,079
fallen soldier. I'm just gonna move on, you know, like

671
00:41:21,920 --> 00:41:25,519
I can't let you drag me down, and or because

672
00:41:25,559 --> 00:41:31,119
of our relationship, I know I won't do well around

673
00:41:31,159 --> 00:41:34,639
you like you throw me for a loop. I want

674
00:41:34,639 --> 00:41:39,079
to keep saying loop, Like you perpetrate a certain cycle

675
00:41:39,119 --> 00:41:43,239
in me that inhibits me from being my best. So

676
00:41:43,400 --> 00:41:46,679
my choice is me or you, and I'm gonna pick

677
00:41:46,760 --> 00:41:55,360
me lovingly, willfully, happily. That's fucking hard. We put a

678
00:41:55,400 --> 00:41:59,800
lot of obligation on ourselves, and it's hard, you know,

679
00:42:00,239 --> 00:42:03,480
us to not judge other people for making decisions that

680
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:06,239
we don't feel like it's best for them, even if

681
00:42:06,280 --> 00:42:09,199
they think it's best for them. So holding space for

682
00:42:09,239 --> 00:42:13,880
all of it. Okay, So she's Hesten's talking to Mimi,

683
00:42:14,320 --> 00:42:17,480
and you know, she's like throwing down a Mimi how

684
00:42:17,559 --> 00:42:21,000
much she is spending in order to pick up Brady

685
00:42:21,039 --> 00:42:23,599
because she has to drive to go pick them up

686
00:42:23,800 --> 00:42:25,400
and she has to have a car and gas for

687
00:42:25,480 --> 00:42:27,840
that and they have to say at a hotel, and

688
00:42:27,880 --> 00:42:31,039
it's like one thousand dollars. What she says is her savings,

689
00:42:31,119 --> 00:42:35,679
and she has two kids. So we're like, don't spend it.

690
00:42:37,639 --> 00:42:43,800
One thousand dollars. Isn't your savings? One thousand dollars is

691
00:42:45,280 --> 00:42:50,000
like just forget you even have that money, because like,

692
00:42:50,719 --> 00:42:57,519
savings to me is like just the like comfortable space

693
00:42:57,599 --> 00:43:03,000
in between absolute poverty and like your life like savings.

694
00:43:03,719 --> 00:43:07,239
I'm sorry, how do I say this? One thousand dollars

695
00:43:07,320 --> 00:43:10,960
isn't an adequate amount of savings, Like, I wouldn't call

696
00:43:11,039 --> 00:43:15,320
it savings. You're on your way to having a little savings,

697
00:43:15,679 --> 00:43:18,440
but it's like, don't even think of it as like

698
00:43:19,119 --> 00:43:23,719
money you're saving. I would consider it your money. You

699
00:43:23,800 --> 00:43:28,800
cannot spend ever, savings almost yeah, means that you are

700
00:43:28,880 --> 00:43:33,440
saving it for something. But like savings to me, has

701
00:43:33,480 --> 00:43:39,559
to happen after your blanket life cushion, because you can't

702
00:43:39,559 --> 00:43:42,800
be at zero in your checking account, so you have

703
00:43:42,880 --> 00:43:45,719
to have something in the other account that keeps you

704
00:43:45,800 --> 00:43:52,039
from that zero. What is happening? It's like a lot

705
00:43:52,039 --> 00:43:55,760
of like doors being slammed in my apartment building. I

706
00:43:55,760 --> 00:44:00,960
don't know. Okay, so her mom thinks it's a horrible idea,

707
00:44:01,159 --> 00:44:06,119
just like us. She's like, Mom, it's not a horrible idea.

708
00:44:06,320 --> 00:44:08,920
I'm just gonna bring Brady, who's a convicted felon, to

709
00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:12,599
come live at my house with my kids. I mean,

710
00:44:12,599 --> 00:44:15,039
do you really think i'd bring someone home that's like

711
00:44:15,159 --> 00:44:18,239
bad to be around my kids, that yes, lived in

712
00:44:18,239 --> 00:44:20,800
the trap house when I was pregnant with my kids,

713
00:44:20,880 --> 00:44:22,760
that I went to go meet and he was having

714
00:44:22,800 --> 00:44:24,920
people come in and out and they were stealing things

715
00:44:24,920 --> 00:44:28,039
from my husband. Isn't that bad? Mom? And Mimi's like,

716
00:44:28,480 --> 00:44:31,920
I can't imagine what Mimi has seen. Mimi knows she

717
00:44:31,960 --> 00:44:35,400
can't fucking say shit to her daughter. She's tried. Mimi's like,

718
00:44:35,400 --> 00:44:36,840
if I say shit to my daughter, we'll people to

719
00:44:36,880 --> 00:44:46,000
see my grandkids. So here's the other thing which is maddening. He,

720
00:44:47,039 --> 00:44:51,639
while in prison, has promised her a soft life, which

721
00:44:53,480 --> 00:44:56,239
I mean, no, he's he's had a hard life. He

722
00:44:56,440 --> 00:44:59,880
only knows a hard life. Historically. Hard life is what

723
00:45:00,039 --> 00:45:03,519
he can muster up. And she's like, and I just

724
00:45:03,559 --> 00:45:05,320
really want that because it's hard to do it all

725
00:45:05,360 --> 00:45:12,719
by myself. It seems like this whole town that she's

726
00:45:12,719 --> 00:45:14,599
in is not a great town. She has like the

727
00:45:14,639 --> 00:45:16,800
fuck out of this town. I know her ex los there,

728
00:45:16,840 --> 00:45:19,159
but like the fact that she's best friends with Brady's X,

729
00:45:20,119 --> 00:45:22,599
all these women and all these people just seem to

730
00:45:22,599 --> 00:45:24,599
like float around from fella and the fella. There's no

731
00:45:24,639 --> 00:45:27,000
good matches here, Honey, go somewhere else. Get on bumble.

732
00:45:27,039 --> 00:45:31,320
I don't know what to say. It's not here. She

733
00:45:31,440 --> 00:45:34,119
says that she helps people in her own homes kind

734
00:45:34,159 --> 00:45:36,039
of like a nurse kind of thing, but like maybe

735
00:45:36,079 --> 00:45:37,320
like not so much. A nurse mayd be like a

736
00:45:37,480 --> 00:45:39,719
home health practitioner. You know, I can't believe I said

737
00:45:39,719 --> 00:45:41,719
the word I'm happy and I thought of it in

738
00:45:41,800 --> 00:45:46,599
real time. And she also makes money bartending, which you know,

739
00:45:46,599 --> 00:45:48,679
I'm sure there's a lot of great people in that bar,

740
00:45:49,440 --> 00:45:54,119
or she's eating a lot of great folks. She says

741
00:45:54,119 --> 00:45:56,320
that she's already spent twenty five hundred and three thousand

742
00:45:56,360 --> 00:45:59,199
dollars on him, which sounds which is crazy because she

743
00:45:59,239 --> 00:46:02,079
only has a thousand savings and she has two kids.

744
00:46:03,280 --> 00:46:05,440
She has to start spending. She has to. Yeah, it's

745
00:46:05,480 --> 00:46:07,320
like if you have two kids, you don't have a

746
00:46:07,400 --> 00:46:14,000
thousand dollars in savings, you have like just a moment

747
00:46:14,199 --> 00:46:18,719
of breath to feed your two kids. Like two kids

748
00:46:18,760 --> 00:46:21,360
are a thousand dollars away at any time from like

749
00:46:21,760 --> 00:46:27,719
you being broke. I mean, god, bless, I can't imagine. Meanwhile,

750
00:46:27,760 --> 00:46:29,679
we realize, like why does she think all these things?

751
00:46:29,679 --> 00:46:31,280
Like why does she think that he's going to be

752
00:46:31,320 --> 00:46:32,639
able to take care of her? And we jump to

753
00:46:32,719 --> 00:46:35,159
him he's in prison. He's like, well, we're gonna have

754
00:46:35,199 --> 00:46:37,119
a lavish wedding when we get married and we're gonna

755
00:46:37,119 --> 00:46:38,920
go on a honeymoon on a cruise, and we're like,

756
00:46:39,159 --> 00:46:43,159
this is jail talk. I mean yeah, unless he's out

757
00:46:43,199 --> 00:46:44,760
and thinking that needs to go right back to sell

758
00:46:44,800 --> 00:46:46,800
on drugs and that's how he's gonna get money, which

759
00:46:47,199 --> 00:46:49,119
then why the fuck are you having like a drug

760
00:46:49,159 --> 00:46:53,320
dealer in your house. It just it's horrible. So he

761
00:46:54,199 --> 00:46:56,320
tells her in a phone call that he needs to

762
00:46:56,320 --> 00:47:00,199
be at the Halfway House by four instead of six thirty,

763
00:47:00,280 --> 00:47:04,199
and it pisses her the fuck off because she has

764
00:47:04,239 --> 00:47:07,079
like a nine hour drive from picking him up to

765
00:47:07,280 --> 00:47:10,199
the Halfway House, and like she knows math, even though

766
00:47:10,239 --> 00:47:13,239
she gave up a thousand dollars and she wants to

767
00:47:13,280 --> 00:47:15,800
figure in that time to bone and the motel that

768
00:47:15,840 --> 00:47:22,079
she's gonna buy. And we're all like, surely there is

769
00:47:22,119 --> 00:47:24,400
some other hot person in this town that has like

770
00:47:24,519 --> 00:47:26,760
a dollar to his name that you can just fuck.

771
00:47:27,480 --> 00:47:29,880
No one comes to this bar with like a dollar

772
00:47:29,920 --> 00:47:37,599
in their pocket. Kirsten, Okay, Carrington and ze So Carrington

773
00:47:37,880 --> 00:47:42,639
has literally been made the laughing stock of Xavier Zey's sisters.

774
00:47:43,199 --> 00:47:47,840
They hate her, They hate that bitch They do not

775
00:47:48,079 --> 00:47:52,519
like her. They think that she is goofy as fuck.

776
00:47:54,119 --> 00:47:59,239
And meanwhile, Xavier is hot. So the sisters, as we know,

777
00:48:00,639 --> 00:48:06,320
are the middle men women to Carrington and Zay talking.

778
00:48:06,599 --> 00:48:10,280
So when they talk, it's because Xavier is called the sisters,

779
00:48:10,599 --> 00:48:14,000
and the sisters have done him the you know, the

780
00:48:14,320 --> 00:48:17,320
done them a favor by three way calling Carrington, and

781
00:48:17,400 --> 00:48:20,079
Carrington is so dumb that Carrington like will just say

782
00:48:20,079 --> 00:48:22,599
whatever the fuck on those phone calls, as if the

783
00:48:22,639 --> 00:48:25,559
sisters aren't on mute laughing at her, which is what

784
00:48:25,599 --> 00:48:28,960
they're doing, so they know all of her business and she, yeah,

785
00:48:29,079 --> 00:48:37,039
just sounds daft about it. So McKenna is quote unquote

786
00:48:37,719 --> 00:48:41,280
as she calls herself Zay's lover for life. She's known

787
00:48:41,360 --> 00:48:44,480
him since before he went to prison. And you know,

788
00:48:44,559 --> 00:48:46,559
she's waiting for her man to come out. And the

789
00:48:46,840 --> 00:48:50,519
sisters love McKenna. They hold her down. They're like, we

790
00:48:50,599 --> 00:48:55,039
love her, we miss her. She has proven her loyalty.

791
00:48:56,119 --> 00:49:00,880
And McKenna knows about Carrington. Does Karing can know about

792
00:49:00,880 --> 00:49:03,519
my Kenna? No, I mean she does know about her,

793
00:49:03,519 --> 00:49:06,599
but she doesn't think they're like dating, and the sisters

794
00:49:06,639 --> 00:49:11,599
are like this. Carrington is so dumb girl. She like

795
00:49:11,679 --> 00:49:14,679
believes everything that Xavior says. She doesn't even know jail

796
00:49:14,760 --> 00:49:19,079
talk exists, and at one point she said that she

797
00:49:19,159 --> 00:49:24,599
wanted to rub on his head. The Kinna's like, Aha,

798
00:49:25,199 --> 00:49:29,599
what a dumb bitch. You know, it's like God, bless now.

799
00:49:29,639 --> 00:49:34,000
The Kinda's like, he's just really pulling a fast wan

800
00:49:34,119 --> 00:49:37,599
on her. But let me tell you about the real deal. Us,

801
00:49:38,239 --> 00:49:41,800
I'm going to get wifey status. In fact, I have

802
00:49:41,880 --> 00:49:44,159
this tattoo. When she shows the sisters the tattoo and

803
00:49:44,159 --> 00:49:47,760
they're all like, oh my god, and she's like, yeah,

804
00:49:48,280 --> 00:49:52,199
we're going to be together when Zay gets released. We're like, what,

805
00:49:52,320 --> 00:49:55,039
girl would you say we're going to get together when

806
00:49:55,559 --> 00:50:01,039
Zay is released? She has a lisp. Hardcore. It's one

807
00:50:01,079 --> 00:50:04,559
week till he's out, he says. And you know, Carrington

808
00:50:04,599 --> 00:50:08,159
has a calendar cutting counting it down and she's putting

809
00:50:08,159 --> 00:50:10,679
on maked cup and she looks good and she face

810
00:50:10,760 --> 00:50:15,519
Times London and she says, what's up with you? What's

811
00:50:15,599 --> 00:50:21,320
up with you? Chew chew babes. That was the end

812
00:50:21,360 --> 00:50:24,519
of the episode, But we are moving and gruben onwards

813
00:50:24,519 --> 00:50:29,280
and upwards in this story and stories and we're you know,

814
00:50:30,119 --> 00:50:34,760
gonna find out what happens to our lovers, our lovers

815
00:50:34,920 --> 00:50:39,320
after lock up. This sounds like a BDSM show, even

816
00:50:39,320 --> 00:50:42,800
though it's not. You know anyway, all right, my babes,

817
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cover something, tell me about it. And one of my

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831
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you guys. If we're gonna breathe and I'll let you

832
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guys go on your merry ass way. Okay, hold your hearts,

833
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clear your minds, let's breathe two breaths together as people,

834
00:51:31,920 --> 00:51:36,880
sharing space, sharing the present moment, letting ourselves just be

835
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and hopefully we be good at this time. Okay, all right, babes,

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take care of yourselves and one another, stand up for

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what you believe, and make art. M bye, mm hmmm