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Speaker 3: a lot of So welcome everybody back to the show.
Speaker 3: I'm very excited about this kind of even throwback. Me
Speaker 3: and Juan talked about the chup Oficapra at the beginning
Speaker 3: of the show. But there's things that we're gonna be
Speaker 3: like that's now going to be put on Patreon, stuff
Speaker 3: like that, Like there there's some Strange Ones episodes that
Speaker 3: have stayed with the show and and we just kind
Speaker 3: of didn't label Strange Ones anymore and we just kind
Speaker 3: of blended it into the Strange Brew feed. But there's
Speaker 3: a lot of shows that we reverted over to the Patreon,
Speaker 3: a lot of shows that we've done. So I wanted
Speaker 3: to cover the chuwp Ofcabra again do it justice because
Speaker 3: it is it's a very famous cryptid. It's like almost
Speaker 3: I feel like it goes like maybe like Bigfoot, Mothman,
Speaker 3: Jersey Devil. Actually Lockness is up there too, right, Yeah,
Speaker 3: like the the NeSSI can give me fifty got three.
Speaker 5: Fitty, you got three.
Speaker 3: Moms conversations, you got three fitty. I can see it.
Speaker 3: That's so funny that, for as as weird as it
Speaker 3: is that things done like that. I posted that on
Speaker 3: Facebook years ago, and our Facebook doesn't get a lot
Speaker 3: of attention. I don't really post on there. That offen.
Speaker 3: That's Facebook, right, And then uh, that has gotten so
Speaker 3: many views or people are like liking it still to
Speaker 3: this day after like three years ago. Uh, master wires
Speaker 3: got you got about three. It's very funny something it
Speaker 3: goes like, maybe Lockness Bigfoot are kind of tied, but
Speaker 3: Bigfoot's definitely the top guy, right, and then like Jersey Devil.
Speaker 3: And then eventually like down the line, you see the
Speaker 3: troop of copper is pretty famous.
Speaker 5: We should we should put a pull up what do
Speaker 5: you think is more famous? Lockness or Bigfoot.
Speaker 3: Would be a good idea.
Speaker 5: That's a tough that's a tough coin. I feel like
Speaker 5: that's a coin foot. I feel like that's a lot
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Speaker 3: I know at some point watch there, he's big numbers.
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Speaker 3: I do want to create a telegram and then have
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Speaker 3: stuff like that would be fun times telegram. Yeah, well
Speaker 3: a lot of people do use it, especially for podcast stuff,
Speaker 3: so gamers. Yeah. Yeah. So let's just uh, let's just
Speaker 3: get into a clip of talking about the chup of
Speaker 3: Cabra on a news channel. Let's bring it in, all.
Speaker 12: Right, y'all, thank you. This is I think the most
Speaker 12: exciting story of the morning. DeWitt County sheriffs, down kind
Speaker 12: of between San Antonio and Victoria, may have found the mythical,
Speaker 12: legendary and elusive chup of Cabra. Kid, you not look
Speaker 12: at the video. This is from the sheriff's cruiser last Friday,
Speaker 12: hours before sunset. The two deputies were checking fence lines
Speaker 12: in Nearrquerto when they stumbled across that alleged creature of
Speaker 12: the night.
Speaker 5: The well kills.
Speaker 12: Goats and chickens that sucks the blood out of them.
Speaker 3: Now, one of the deputies.
Speaker 12: There it is again called it hairless with a long snout,
Speaker 12: short front legs, and long back legs. He said it's
Speaker 12: about the size of a coyote, but when he froze
Speaker 12: the video and so it's profile, he knew he was
Speaker 12: not dealing.
Speaker 5: With a coyote at all.
Speaker 12: The county sheriff says he is willing to work with
Speaker 12: credible researchers who want to look at the video and
Speaker 12: help solve the mystery of the chupacabra. If you don't
Speaker 12: know what this animal is supposed to do. Apparently it
Speaker 12: has two fangs, and that animal had fangs, and a
Speaker 12: couple others killed in the area that looked like that
Speaker 12: animal also had those two front fangs. And in the
Speaker 12: area goats and chickens have died and their death was
Speaker 12: the two fang marks in the neck and the blood
Speaker 12: sucked completely out. Again, the sheriff is willing to work
Speaker 12: with anyone the determined.
Speaker 5: Is that really a chupacabra or what is it?
Speaker 12: But again he looked at it and said, that was
Speaker 12: no coyote.
Speaker 3: Interesting, that guy looked like he could suck golf bot
Speaker 3: of a fucking garden hose. I like that little end
Speaker 3: that was no coyote. Yeah, typical.
Speaker 6: Uh.
Speaker 3: You know so the chupercabbra is pretty famous. He's made
Speaker 3: his rounds.
Speaker 12: Uh.
Speaker 3: You know so most people who have you now interested
Speaker 3: in the field of cryptozoology and you apology ufology, well
Speaker 3: know of the choopacabracabra. You know, how would you pronounce
Speaker 3: a reli your Mexican?
Speaker 5: Not really, I'm a fake Mexican, is what I am?
Speaker 3: You are you finally admitted it. Yeah, it's from It's
Speaker 3: more Puerto Rican but same ship. The spiky headed, dangerous
Speaker 3: creature that runs around Puerto Rico's El Yuqui. I'm not
Speaker 3: gonna pronounce this right. It's a rainforest uh and elsewhere
Speaker 3: on the island, and that allegedly drains the blood of
Speaker 3: farm animals such as chicken, goats, and pigs. I should
Speaker 3: stress though, I have never came across the solid case
Speaker 3: that demonstrates to one hundred percent certainty that the creature
Speaker 3: are modern day vampires. I know the cases of the
Speaker 3: creature supposed to be lapping the blood of dead animals
Speaker 3: while at the same time also eating the organs of
Speaker 3: the animals, but they're there's very different to defeating into
Speaker 3: the you know, the definition of a vampire.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 3: So there's another angle all to this that needs to
Speaker 3: be put to bed, so to speak, namely that there
Speaker 3: are numerous reports of bloodsuck and creatures all around the world,
Speaker 3: something that has led to the belief that multiple troop
Speaker 3: of coppers are now prowling around, not just in Puerto Rico,
Speaker 3: but in numerous places too. They bred could be possible.
Speaker 3: He's a weird He's a weird looking creature, that's for sure.
Speaker 11: He probably just fuck anything though, No, like it'd just
Speaker 11: be a bunch of mutated fucking half yeah, yeah whatever
Speaker 11: that is half hairless cat, half see.
Speaker 3: There's different interpretations and of what he he ate? What
Speaker 3: what animal it is?
Speaker 11: Right, it's like as the tail, it's like it's got
Speaker 11: a dog face, rat teeth and lemur like back end
Speaker 11: tail like that.
Speaker 3: That one's like the retarded version of the cupcabra. It's
Speaker 3: got Tom's hair. My hair doesn't look like that.
Speaker 5: I don't know what else.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's see and then there's it like there's people
Speaker 3: that think it looks like this that's got like spikes
Speaker 3: on his back and wing wing.
Speaker 5: He's half dragon now and a leopard. Just mix animals.
Speaker 3: I know, there's a look at this he looks like
Speaker 3: some sort of gremlin creature.
Speaker 5: Yeah, this one's This one's the least likely.
Speaker 3: I think.
Speaker 5: I want to put this one on the bottom.
Speaker 3: You want to read some of the read some of
Speaker 3: the descriptions of what this thing is.
Speaker 11: Skin usually described as gray in color, even though the
Speaker 11: picture is freaking green.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 5: The chupicabra may have Why do you.
Speaker 3: Always give me scally reptilian skin? You blind?
Speaker 5: Fuck scally reptilian skin or main g main fur? Yes, patchy,
Speaker 5: it has spines down its back. Keep going main g
Speaker 5: fur reports referred to straight or disease dogs. Large flaps
Speaker 5: of skin are sometimes reported at the back of the head,
Speaker 5: like large flaps. They can fox six dude, you give
Speaker 5: me the shittiest. I can't see the screen.
Speaker 3: The eyes have large and mean. They are usually reported
Speaker 3: as being black or bright red. The nose does not
Speaker 3: protrude round nostrils are set on the sides of the snout.
Speaker 3: Mouth is a slit slit which does not cover the
Speaker 3: sharp teeth.
Speaker 5: Oh I saw that mouth has a thin slit.
Speaker 3: Yes. Hands can be reported either five or four fingers,
Speaker 3: and these.
Speaker 5: Usually reported as one pronged weird, like a one prong tongue.
Speaker 3: Some tracks are reported as three toed. Some resemble small
Speaker 3: her human hand like kind of thing. So, who knows?
Speaker 3: This lesbian looking bitch is like super in love with
Speaker 3: the chupacabra. Is this a lesbian or is this a homosexual?
Speaker 10: Man?
Speaker 3: I cannot tell the difference.
Speaker 5: Why are her hands so large?
Speaker 8: Man?
Speaker 5: That can't that's that's gotta be a her hands like
Speaker 5: photoshop though.
Speaker 3: There's the same woman woman. I'm playing quotations regular now her,
Speaker 3: that's a big old man. It looks like someone like
Speaker 3: that's a big old man hand. Why are you wearing
Speaker 3: glasses with no top frames? Look at the pop collar?
Speaker 3: He he him she her? Thinks are they them? Thinks
Speaker 3: they're thinks they're baller, you know they are.
Speaker 11: They probably can break dance too. They probably got a
Speaker 11: piece of cardboard in their trunk just in case.
Speaker 3: So we're so in the image of this ellen degenerous
Speaker 3: looking man or woman or whatever it is is uh,
Speaker 3: And it's this person, This is someone who is like
Speaker 3: has I think, is obsessed with the troop oficabra. And
Speaker 3: they had they they have like a replica in their home,
Speaker 3: and it looks like they like to hunt. They got
Speaker 3: deer heads everywhere. You know, they're they're going full blown,
Speaker 3: and they have like a supposed to this is overhead. No,
Speaker 3: I think that's supposed to be real. She thinks it's real.
Speaker 3: He she They then thinks it's real. Oh, this is
Speaker 3: like something that that just looks like a dog that died.
Speaker 3: This one looks freaky, though. I just stumbling upon this
Speaker 3: thing where you're like, what the.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I wouldn't be fucking chilling there. He's so much
Speaker 5: he's musclely, like a kangaroot. Yeah, he's got kangaroo muscles
Speaker 5: on him.
Speaker 3: Think it thinks about like a coyote chasing after you, Right,
Speaker 3: it'd be pretty freaky to have this thing running after
Speaker 3: you know what I mean. This guy claims he caught one.
Speaker 3: I think it's before six.
Speaker 13: A woman in text says she's found the legendary choop
Speaker 13: a Cabra and has the evidence to prove it. Jackie
Speaker 13: Stock says her husband caught the mysterious creature Sunday night.
Speaker 3: There he is.
Speaker 13: He has a hairless back, large claws and teeth that
Speaker 13: some say fit the image of the Choopacabra. Biologist Brent
Speaker 13: Ortago is not convinced. He believes the animal is nothing
Speaker 13: more than a small dog with mange.
Speaker 6: Legendary or not.
Speaker 13: A little guy will be staying with the stocks until
Speaker 13: someone can find out what he is.
Speaker 3: Weird, Eh, did you did you hear that? Yeah?
Speaker 11: Play the first three seconds of that video again then
Speaker 11: stop it.
Speaker 13: Minutes before six, a woman in Texas says she's found
Speaker 13: the legendary choop a cabra and has the evidence to
Speaker 13: prove it.
Speaker 3: I thought that was you for a second. It's so weird,
Speaker 3: but like, that's probably a dog with mange. But like,
Speaker 3: I've never seen a dog with mange, so it looks
Speaker 3: pretty freaky looking to begin with, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: So if you're out on in the like the desert
Speaker 3: by yourself or whatever, just out for a walk, even
Speaker 3: because they're supposed to exist everywhere, even if it was
Speaker 3: just a dog with mange, I feel like I would
Speaker 3: be like, what the fuck is that thing? You know
Speaker 3: what I mean?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: So the legend, Yeah, the legend of the chupacabra uh
Speaker 3: in port start began in Puerto Rico around nineteen seventy
Speaker 3: five and a small town of Maca when a fifteen
Speaker 3: when fifteen farm animals and pets were found in completely
Speaker 3: drained of the blood. The incident became known as the
Speaker 3: Vampire DMCA. I don't know how to protest. It's m
Speaker 3: o c a. I don't know, mocha mocha. The Vampire
Speaker 3: de Mocha sounds like a fucking coffee, you know, the
Speaker 3: coffee drink at Starbucks around Halloween's. Yeah, would you like
Speaker 3: that in a grande vampire democa.
Speaker 5: That's probably going to be a drink. I could see that.
Speaker 3: It shoulit, you know how like they all have those, uh,
Speaker 3: every like it seems like every town that has encrypted,
Speaker 3: even one that's even that well known, they try to
Speaker 3: sell it and market it, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Because even like the Boggy Creek Monster, they were like
Speaker 3: selling stuff and you know merch, like get your Boggy
Speaker 3: Creek Monster merch he now, or your troop of cobber merch. Right.
Speaker 3: They definitely someone's definitely doing this. Gotta make a buck,
Speaker 3: sure capitalism man. And initially it was suspected that the
Speaker 3: killings were committed by a satanic cult.
Speaker 11: Oh no, not a satanic cult, You couldn't.
Speaker 5: That was really fun to watch.
Speaker 3: I really enjoyed that. That's weird.
Speaker 11: He's looking for he can't find it.
Speaker 3: But like they always blame on the Satanic cult. Later,
Speaker 3: more killings were reported around the island and many farmers
Speaker 3: reported lost animal life. And you see this a lot
Speaker 3: with like eventually we will be getting into cattle mutilation.
Speaker 3: I have it ready to go. It's an interesting topic
Speaker 3: of like why are these animals having their blood sucked
Speaker 3: from them? Are their organs removed in this weird way?
Speaker 3: So each of these animals reported to have their body
Speaker 3: blood dry through a series a series of small circular
Speaker 3: incisions like a vampire in the neck, and then like
Speaker 3: no blood you know.
Speaker 5: And they just get get like a shot back and
Speaker 5: fucking It's like just like probably that's probably how they
Speaker 5: do it. Imagine something like that.
Speaker 3: That the aliens do. It's a very powerful shop back
Speaker 3: and they stick in the acid of the animal and
Speaker 3: it sucks at everything.
Speaker 5: Everything else. Yes, that's a very powerful vacuum.
Speaker 3: And then you're just kind of like flex skin like
Speaker 3: it just kind of like flops down so messed up. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's it's so. And then like a few months later,
Speaker 3: a cow was found dead in Mocha's Barrio Ruise with
Speaker 3: weird sucking holes in quotations, sucking holes, I'm on the
Speaker 3: skull and Jesus on scratches on its body. The death
Speaker 3: count was now nearly over thirty animals. Pretty strange, man,
Speaker 3: pretty strange. What's doing all this? Sucond like that?
Speaker 5: That's just a fucking dog taking alone.
Speaker 3: So on the there's like different theories. One of the
Speaker 3: first theories about the Vampire of Mocha was it was
Speaker 3: said to be some sort of type of strange, supernatural bird.
Speaker 3: The hypothesis stems from the reports of a local woman
Speaker 3: who reports seeing a strange bird pecking at her rooftop
Speaker 3: and issuing a terrifying screech. Can you give me a screech?
Speaker 3: There you go? I figured you had one. Then a
Speaker 3: man named Louis Torres and his kids came forward instead.
Speaker 3: They'd seen a scene unknown object that look like lights
Speaker 3: on a police cruiser flying around the outskirts of Nooca.
Speaker 3: It was uh since uh seeing since the UFO sighting
Speaker 3: curd over fields in which animals have been found in
Speaker 3: theory shifted to the idea that the unknown creature was
Speaker 3: alien in you know, was made an alien descended from
Speaker 3: the sky. It's interesting, right because like maybe they sent
Speaker 3: him down here and maybe they developed this animal and
Speaker 3: then you know, like I don't know, because who knows
Speaker 3: this kind of technology you have. They send him down here,
Speaker 3: he sucks up the blood of certain animals and they
Speaker 3: bring him back on board and then he's got like
Speaker 3: a little hole like you know on an air mattress,
Speaker 3: and you just kind of pop it out and then
Speaker 3: it just drains all the blood.
Speaker 5: I just hate how every picture is so different, like
Speaker 5: there's no really there's no similarities in like any of
Speaker 5: them at all.
Speaker 3: This is what I heard. So this is what AI
Speaker 3: did when I put up the chup of Cobra. Didn't
Speaker 3: even spell it right. Can you pronounce what that says?
Speaker 3: Just pa karaka. So that's what the AI brought up,
Speaker 3: some sort of like werewolf looking short creature, right, So
Speaker 3: like it is very different, say what.
Speaker 5: It was, but you all keep calling it a chupicapper.
Speaker 3: This is what it was supposed to be. This is
Speaker 3: where I think it would look like, is some kind
Speaker 3: of feral animal, you know what I mean?
Speaker 11: Oh, you just brought that up, not this This wouldn't
Speaker 11: have been good enough for a fun fact. But you
Speaker 11: know what's crazy. Did you see the new AI the
Speaker 11: chat GPT thing? No, I don't you look into that.
Speaker 11: So they have chat GPT four is what we currently use.
Speaker 11: It runs fu forgive my numbers, they might be slightly off,
Speaker 11: but the whole idea is there. Chat b GT four
Speaker 11: runs it around roughly like a million CPUs or something
Speaker 11: along those lines, meaning like how much process and power
Speaker 11: it has to really do it. Chat GPT five which
Speaker 11: is available to like ready to be published to the public,
Speaker 11: and it doesn't have a million it has one hundred billion.
Speaker 5: I'm like, this is about to get terrifying.
Speaker 3: Well, okay, the technology they're releasing to us they've had
Speaker 3: for a long time. I believe this, and for everybody listening,
Speaker 3: I think everyone should hear this. I looked on London Reel.
Speaker 3: It's a podcast, a pretty good podcast that's trying to
Speaker 3: expose all this stuff.
Speaker 5: They have.
Speaker 3: David Ike. I don't like all their guests. I think
Speaker 3: they kind of shill towards certain areas. Is real. But
Speaker 3: the thing is, it's interesting that they have had David
Speaker 3: Ike on a bunch of times for these series and
Speaker 3: stuff like that, right, And I listened to the one
Speaker 3: that was just a couple of months ago. It's called
Speaker 3: The Reveal, So I, you know, everyone should go out
Speaker 3: there check out London Reel and then check out David
Speaker 3: Ike's episodes, especially the newest one. I David Ike's a
Speaker 3: good dude man, and he's trying to spread awareness. And
Speaker 3: I truly believe that he is like a good person
Speaker 3: that is not a controlled opposition. Is really trying to
Speaker 3: expose this stuff, and that's why they've tried to ban
Speaker 3: him for all these countries. But he's talking about the
Speaker 3: use of AI and where all this stuff is going,
Speaker 3: from the transgender stuff to Elon Musk, and how this
Speaker 3: is all being pushed and controlled by one globalist cult
Speaker 3: that's controlling all these people. Like the alternative media is
Speaker 3: now just right wing media, right, Like a lot of
Speaker 3: these people like Tim Poole and Tucker Carlson and all
Speaker 3: this stuff. Now they're like, you know, Trump, this Trump
Speaker 3: that he's not like and that he talks a lot about,
Speaker 3: like you're all looking for a savior. So like seventy
Speaker 3: million people voted for Trump last time or whatever. Right,
Speaker 3: this is just before the election. I think so he's like,
Speaker 3: the seventy million people collectively put their trust into Trump
Speaker 3: to save them. But if those seventy the seventy million
Speaker 3: people actually like rose up and did something collectively, it
Speaker 3: would change the world. They would change America. Right. But
Speaker 3: everyone wants to like just put their faith into somebody.
Speaker 3: And that's why I've always like David ig Yeah, exactly doesn't.
Speaker 3: He doesn't play these like divide like. He's like, religion
Speaker 3: is there to divide, as politics is there to devise.
Speaker 3: Everything is there to divide and conquer us. And even
Speaker 3: he talks about the immigration stuff, which I'd always bring
Speaker 3: up because I think it's one of the worst detrimental
Speaker 3: problems that we're having in the Western world is we're
Speaker 3: literally being flooded all across the Western world like it's
Speaker 3: some sort of globalist plot. And you talked about how
Speaker 3: they're going to use these people also to enforce division, right,
Speaker 3: So like it. You know, I do think people should
Speaker 3: listen to it and you should really wake up because
Speaker 3: this is if you don't fight today, your children will
Speaker 3: be fighting tomorrow. I truly believe that stuff. But I'm
Speaker 3: trying to really step back a bit for episodes and
Speaker 3: really just focus on the topic because it we'll have
Speaker 3: episodes about that stuff, you know what I mean? As
Speaker 3: he just went on, I know, but I just wanted
Speaker 3: to kind of bring it up when we're talking about
Speaker 3: AI and like the developments that are going on. Right.
Speaker 11: So that difference, though, that difference is terrifying because really,
Speaker 11: like what that means is like, look, I consider myself
Speaker 11: fairly fucking observant, where like you see an AI video
Speaker 11: and you're like, wow, that looks real, but not can't
Speaker 11: be like those are the videos you see Now now
Speaker 11: it's gonna be like you have no fucking idea that kid, Yeah,
Speaker 11: the deep fakes and stuff totally fake. Like that that
Speaker 11: difference though, and not now it's not only it's not
Speaker 11: only the deep fakes for people that like knew really
Speaker 11: how to do it.
Speaker 5: Now it's just like general public.
Speaker 3: So imagine what they've had that.
Speaker 11: Retards I know to like are now able to use
Speaker 11: this techno like.
Speaker 3: They shouldn't be allowed. So then imagine what they do
Speaker 3: have and what they have used, you know what I mean,
Speaker 3: Because like they're only releasing stuff that they want to
Speaker 3: keep us distracted or maybe interested by this stuff. Definitely distractions,
Speaker 3: but like imagine what they have and what they've used
Speaker 3: already on news channels where they're like they've aied in
Speaker 3: Kamala Harris's crowd. Stuff like that has been used and
Speaker 3: they've proven that that's true. Right, So everyone needs to like, literally,
Speaker 3: my whole statement all the time is questioned everything, right,
Speaker 3: Even me and Shane. We did recently from Inquire's Reality
Speaker 3: it will be out the time this one's out. We
Speaker 3: did an episode about simulation theory, but because like it
Speaker 3: just me and him never seem to stand topic much
Speaker 3: like all of the episodes, and we went into like
Speaker 3: multiculturalism and like political theater and like the mass immigration stuff,
Speaker 3: and it's like there, it's it's crazy because it's stuff
Speaker 3: like we could be we could already be in a
Speaker 3: virtual reality for all we know. Yeah, it's fine, but
Speaker 3: I'm for all the fans out there, We're gonna I'm
Speaker 3: gonna try to because I do have episodes about the
Speaker 3: stuff that I think is important to talk about that
Speaker 3: we will at some point, so I'm gonna I have
Speaker 3: it's pretty nice. What do you have in Canadians? So
Speaker 3: he sees his weird lights, people think maybe aliens. A
Speaker 3: few months later, a man named corsel encountered a round headed,
Speaker 3: hairy tailed, and large eyed creature that growls like a
Speaker 3: small dog. Reports of the UFO spread across the island
Speaker 3: for several months. During this period, offering a company by
Speaker 3: discoveries of dead animals with their blood like drained out
Speaker 3: of their body. It is a weird thing because like
Speaker 3: if you experience that and you were like, see, there's
Speaker 3: all the depictions are so different, man, it is. It
Speaker 3: is weird every depiction. This is what people claim to
Speaker 3: and this is why there there's just a straight reptilia.
Speaker 3: I know. That's why hedgehog, Like I know people have
Speaker 3: so people have claimed there's different. That's why I'm like,
Speaker 3: maybe it's not the same creature. Maybe it's different creatures, right,
Speaker 3: And that's why, like the aliens could have put here,
Speaker 3: or they could be interdimensional creatures, or they're like.
Speaker 5: That's annoying, as there's no two that are even kind
Speaker 5: of the same. It's just all like.
Speaker 3: People have skin spikes on the back. So then people
Speaker 3: are trying to and then this lesbian it just thinks
Speaker 3: it's like a dog, like a kind of fairal looking
Speaker 3: dog because that's what that looks like to me. Yeah,
Speaker 3: those hands are scarier than the cube oficabra. It's so long,
Speaker 3: like those are those are man hands? Man, it has
Speaker 3: to be.
Speaker 5: It's probably high up that watches Like is that on
Speaker 5: his wrist or his fore arm?
Speaker 3: I know, so weird audio listeners like, yeah, very like
Speaker 3: if it's one, it is just like a picture of
Speaker 3: like it it looks like a man that's dressed up
Speaker 3: like Elden DeGeneres kind of that's a that's a big
Speaker 3: thing in that, you know.
Speaker 5: With a lot of botox.
Speaker 3: Yeah, a lot of Yeah, I don't know. My my
Speaker 3: my aunt, my aunt that's Jamaican, whoever, right, She used
Speaker 3: to she's very Christian. She used to watch Maury And
Speaker 3: this is before the tranny stuff was a big thing.
Speaker 3: We have story off topic a little bit, but like
Speaker 3: she would and this is like years ago. I was
Speaker 3: a teenager. I remember her watching it, like she had
Speaker 3: a little TV by her kitchen. When I come down
Speaker 3: and see him and and they she would be like,
Speaker 3: I can always tell by the eyes. I can always
Speaker 3: tell bout the eyes, you know, and like, and she'd
Speaker 3: be like, and they would like she would they would
Speaker 3: be like, have you guess, like, is this a man
Speaker 3: or a woman? On Mauri? So it was just funny.
Speaker 3: And when she started looking at us and I was like,
Speaker 3: I don't know, the eyes do tell a lot, right, Yeah,
Speaker 3: man's eyes right, So so funny sitting I'm watching my stories,
Speaker 3: just watching me so if and then like there's obviously
Speaker 3: all these reports of UFOs and then these dead animals
Speaker 3: being drained, and then uh, you have a few days later,
Speaker 3: the same guy claims you have seen the ufoluiss killed
Speaker 3: a six foot long Puerto Rican Boaz, it's a snake.
Speaker 3: Torres claimed the snakes as they stood ready to attack
Speaker 3: a six pound heifer. So the snake, I don't know
Speaker 3: what the hell he's talking. He's like all that the
Speaker 3: came and they thought, you know, they they these snakes,
Speaker 3: they were ready to attack this big old hiffer or
Speaker 3: what are you like? A cow? I'm guessing because that's
Speaker 3: we call cow. A few weeks later, yeah, or or
Speaker 3: a liberal woman just kidding. For a few weeks and
Speaker 3: a few weeks the media claimed that the two snakes
Speaker 3: were the culprits of the animal killings in the area,
Speaker 3: and the vampire problem was declared over. It's fine. We
Speaker 3: found the snakes. Kind of makes sense, right because I
Speaker 3: don't know what type of snakes are at there, especially
Speaker 3: in like Puerto Rico. Like I'm glad that like Canada,
Speaker 3: you know, we have Yeah, we have bears and wolves
Speaker 3: and coyotes, but like not like Florida's not like Florida, dude,
Speaker 3: where it's or or Puerto Rico or some of these
Speaker 3: places like Australia where they have like deadly animals everywhere insects.
Speaker 5: Well that that's the difference though, is that the animals
Speaker 5: we have like know what their places and they kind
Speaker 5: of stick to themselves unless you are looking for them
Speaker 5: up but like they're not really like just integrained in
Speaker 5: your every day. But if we allow them to come
Speaker 5: snake just coming back, I.
Speaker 3: Know, well that's true. If we allow them to infringe.
Speaker 3: Right now, they're taking away more and more guns and
Speaker 3: Canada like the most biggest feature ever I've seen.
Speaker 11: Not actually way more gentle than that point. And I'm
Speaker 11: gonna get you off that point real quick. I'm gonna
Speaker 11: send you a video, dude. I was out working an
Speaker 11: area just outside of Saint John, New Brunswick here.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the deer are insane.
Speaker 5: This neighborhood has been feeding these deer for so long
Speaker 5: that I'm knocking on doors and they're coming with me.
Speaker 5: They're standing beside me as what are we doing, and like, yeah,
Speaker 5: like I can. You can almost touch them.
Speaker 11: They get a little sketch when you put your hand out,
Speaker 11: but they're standing like no more than that.
Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying that I think that as Canadians,
Speaker 3: that's even one thing to bring up that why we
Speaker 3: need guns is because like, realistically, if we don't keep
Speaker 3: popular down, at some point, the bears will eventually start
Speaker 3: coming into towns more often and in populated areas, and
Speaker 3: then there's like it thinks that like a five year
Speaker 3: old kid is nothing but snack food, you know what
Speaker 3: I mean. So that's why part of the reasons why
Speaker 3: Canadians did have guns in the first place was because
Speaker 3: of the wilderness. Because literally, like ninety five percent of
Speaker 3: our country is just like bear and wilderness. That's why
Speaker 3: it's fine when people show up here and like you
Speaker 3: have so much land, what are you talking about? What
Speaker 3: care you house more people? And it's like, yeah, have
Speaker 3: you been past the fucking northern straight where it's like this,
Speaker 3: like literally or the essentially the bearcat worlds. It's just
Speaker 3: pure winter man, go live up there.
Speaker 5: Then you don't want you don't want to live up there.
Speaker 3: That's why I think we should send all of the immigrants.
Speaker 3: You all can live in none of it, in all
Speaker 3: the Northwest territories. See how long you survive, come back,
Speaker 3: have a little jeep popsicle someone some bear can stuck on.
Speaker 5: Yeahimate place.
Speaker 3: No, you just go back to where you came from.
Speaker 3: So let's get off this stuff. But then so then
Speaker 3: a few weeks later they claimed the two snakes for
Speaker 3: the culprits. Maybe. But then on March eighteenth, two goats
Speaker 3: were found drained blood on the farm of very Puerto
Speaker 3: Rican kind of Mexican name, Hector Vegan, Hector Viga, the hectar.
Speaker 3: The goats had punctured marks. On the next the next
Speaker 3: seven more goats were found dead, twenty or more injured
Speaker 3: or missing. It seems like the vampire had returned. So
Speaker 3: as soon as they thought like, yeah, I know, that's
Speaker 3: what I'm like, as soon as it's a fucking ton
Speaker 3: of fucking farm, well that's a god. That's why people,
Speaker 3: that's why people are weird out. Why there's such stories
Speaker 3: about the chupacabra is because we don't really know, like
Speaker 3: there if all these animals are having their blood suck
Speaker 3: dry and then people are finding them, that's a bit peculiar,
Speaker 3: you know.
Speaker 5: Are they just are they not eating at all? Like,
Speaker 5: look how skinny they are. They all are like did
Speaker 5: they only drink blood maybe.
Speaker 3: Now? Or is it like some sort of feral animal
Speaker 3: that just maybe has like I don't know, maybe like
Speaker 3: a parasite in their brain and then they like for
Speaker 3: some reason, the parasite's telling them to like suck blood.
Speaker 3: Parasits I read that blood, you.
Speaker 5: Know, that seems more plausible. Honestly, that seems like a
Speaker 5: very realistic, probably.
Speaker 3: A feral dog this morning, but it's still intriguing.
Speaker 5: It's a weird looking dog.
Speaker 3: That's a dog.
Speaker 5: It looks so hungry.
Speaker 3: That's a dog with mange. Man that's very sad. Mange
Speaker 3: looks like it makes them look crazy. Yeah, you know
Speaker 3: what I mean? Well, I was gonna say, maybe you
Speaker 3: should try to google dogs with mange, but it is weird, right, Like, No,
Speaker 3: I don't want to see that is that real?
Speaker 5: I figure without something, Let's see that's funny.
Speaker 3: Let's see. Let's see. So humans with mange? Oh man, no, no,
Speaker 3: oh god.
Speaker 14: Okay, this is crazy that can happen with.
Speaker 3: Here we go pretty gross. So it looks like some
Speaker 3: sort of rash click off of that Jesus whatever. That
Speaker 3: thing was.
Speaker 15: Good catch, my god, good catch that was fucked I
Speaker 15: oh my god, that is fucked up.
Speaker 3: So how about dogs with mange? See, it looks different though,
Speaker 3: it looks like it just kind of like a row.
Speaker 3: It's very sound like looking at these images.
Speaker 5: Because it's more in their face. Yeah, i cam done
Speaker 5: with this.
Speaker 3: Is that weird though? Like it does look different. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna still looking at the images. It doesn't look
Speaker 3: like the images and the videos of the chupacabra at all.
Speaker 3: It actually looks very different. But maybe it could excel
Speaker 3: just like a excel to even worse where it just
Speaker 3: takes off all of their.
Speaker 5: Fur like a lot of the well a lot of
Speaker 5: those more or less just look like malnutrition. So like
Speaker 5: a lot of those, this is making the weaker, weaker
Speaker 5: of the pack can't fucking fight their way and nobody's
Speaker 5: feeding them and having a hard time actually getting food
Speaker 5: for a while. Turns into that.
Speaker 3: Very strange, very strange so Puerto Rico comedian an entrepreneur
Speaker 3: silver Rao Perez. Silverado Perez is credited with coining that
Speaker 3: I just like to say and then this sounds like
Speaker 3: a name, coining the term chop of cabra, which means
Speaker 3: gold soccer in Spanish after.
Speaker 5: The March fucking gold soccer.
Speaker 3: Chupacabo literally means goat sucker. Say the Mexican accent. Now
Speaker 3: do you just want me to talk?
Speaker 16: I gotta get I gotta get like in the like
Speaker 16: tacotototoo think and think, uh, he's a gold soccer.
Speaker 11: So I get in like the tone of like even
Speaker 11: when you do like Japanese like, he can't just hop
Speaker 11: into it.
Speaker 5: You gotta go like, oh.
Speaker 3: The gor socker.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 3: So I guess start calling people that, oh, there's way
Speaker 3: where shows out there than I we we I feel
Speaker 3: like we dance a line very often, so you know,
Speaker 3: but like I'm gonna start calling people that said cocksucker,
Speaker 3: but you fucking goatsucker.
Speaker 5: You fucking goat sucker, which.
Speaker 3: Literally means goatsucker. That's what chacabra means in Spanish. After
Speaker 3: the March attacks on Hector's farm made the press shortly
Speaker 3: so a comedian made this joke and called it goat Sucker,
Speaker 3: which is kind of funny that that kind of coined
Speaker 3: its name. Shortly after the first incidents in Puerto Rico,
Speaker 3: other animal deaths were reported in countries such as the
Speaker 3: Dominican Republic, Dominican Republic, Argentina, Bolivia, Chile, Columbia, Honduras, El Savador, Nicaragua, Panama, Peru, Barzil,
Speaker 3: the United States of America and Mexico? Were these connected? Yo?
Speaker 3: What you need to fucking run that back up?
Speaker 11: Till you said US and Mexico, you were doing a
Speaker 11: damn good impression of like what that city's accent was.
Speaker 11: Like I sat back and he's actually crushing this, and
Speaker 11: then and then I just kept going.
Speaker 3: Were the United States of America?
Speaker 12: Man?
Speaker 11: I know if you if you did that, I would
Speaker 11: have been very fucking medical.
Speaker 3: And you got Mexico and we have a Yeah.
Speaker 5: I don't I don't think you could redo that. I
Speaker 5: think you just did that off the cup.
Speaker 3: I don't think do you think these were connected? Do
Speaker 3: you think they were connected? Do you think they were connected?
Speaker 11: I'm fucking this whole story is fishy whatever these things.
Speaker 11: No one's got the same anything like this is just is.
Speaker 3: It many creatures? Right? Is it many?
Speaker 5: I'm thinking it's a lot of different just people have
Speaker 5: never seen a fucking dying animal. Guy, look like one's
Speaker 5: got horns, one's got scales, one's got fucking like fuck off,
Speaker 5: fuck off. There was this many sightings of different animals
Speaker 5: that were all related, related quotation marks of the same thing.
Speaker 3: Well, it's it's the same stories of some sort of
Speaker 3: kind of dog looking creature other than more of the
Speaker 3: reptilian ones that we see. Yeah, that's straight up a
Speaker 3: fucking reptile like this is this is a this is
Speaker 3: the one that a lot of people see and that's
Speaker 3: why it's interest Yay. Yeah, he kind of looks like
Speaker 3: you know when you're like it looks like a commutely
Speaker 3: if a garage door opens like this as it closed.
Speaker 5: No, damn like that.
Speaker 3: Uh So after the initial like but like after the
Speaker 3: initial killings ut around Mocha, things quieted down in Puerto
Speaker 3: Rico for many years, but in nineteen ninety five, a
Speaker 3: huge break of killings occurred again. It began when eight
Speaker 3: sheep were discovered dead, each with three puncture wounds in
Speaker 3: their neck, puncture winds in their chest area, and completely
Speaker 3: drained of blood. A few months later in the town
Speaker 3: of kind of Yes, sorry, I'm just gonna make that up.
Speaker 5: I think this was Dexter. I think Dexter did this.
Speaker 3: They're firing like sheets, it's like plastic sheets everywhere.
Speaker 5: He just loved draining blood. He's like lead, no blood.
Speaker 3: So in cana Vassyas it's like whatever. Sure, as many
Speaker 3: as one hundred and fifty farm animals and pets were
Speaker 3: reportedly killed. That is a lot, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: And the thing is, even with some of these images
Speaker 3: like of him on his like standing up, so there's
Speaker 3: people that claim that he can he's normally on four legs,
Speaker 3: then he's not. But I've heard a lot of reports
Speaker 3: of a creature looks like this one the more reptilian,
Speaker 3: hairy but scales, but has like a spiky back, but
Speaker 3: it's on like four legs. Because like it's just.
Speaker 5: Why was that previous image from how stuff works?
Speaker 3: Which one?
Speaker 5: That one?
Speaker 3: How stuff works? I don't know, Yeah, how how stuff works?
Speaker 3: How the sucks blood?
Speaker 5: You know how? Yeah, that's what I mean.
Speaker 3: That's a huge site like why what. I don't know.
Speaker 3: Maybe there's like trying to figure out when the copra
Speaker 3: really was. You know, who knows.
Speaker 5: Two thousand and one one how stuff works is weird?
Speaker 3: I guess I miss I missed the early two thousands
Speaker 3: a lot.
Speaker 5: Yeah, very good times, especially the Internet on a crack,
Speaker 5: just like everything's crazy.
Speaker 3: Ever E bombs the world shifty five. If anyone knows
Speaker 3: that is, I love you because that's like throwing her
Speaker 3: way back. So I witnesses Madeline Tortellini. I'm just gonna
Speaker 3: call her that because that's time earning.
Speaker 5: She's Italian.
Speaker 3: Now, yeah, Tortellini, it's a it's a Tortino report seeing
Speaker 3: a creature, a creature which she described as bipetal. You
Speaker 3: know what that means?
Speaker 5: Bye bye bisexual or bipolar by petal by petal? Oh
Speaker 5: that means you walk on two legs. Yes, humans are
Speaker 5: by pedal.
Speaker 3: Yeah, by pedal, by petal, petal pedal? Whatever animal with
Speaker 3: dark gray and black eyes? Uh, what they were did?
Speaker 3: They would damn been protruding, running up the weeds, see
Speaker 3: the temples, and its spreading into its sides like the
Speaker 3: typical alien eyes. It was around the fart eating molists,
Speaker 3: you know. At the time, it was walking like a
Speaker 3: human on both legs. Its arms were drawn back and
Speaker 3: then a dark position. As thought there was a TV monster.
Speaker 5: This lady a fucking eighty nine Asian man.
Speaker 3: I don't know, I try, but this is what she
Speaker 3: described was this thing pretty much. She said they had
Speaker 3: three long, skinny fingers, and its arms were very long,
Speaker 3: and its hair was rather short and close to its
Speaker 3: body rather than well combed in fact, well rather well
Speaker 3: combed in fact. So he's got a hairdress.
Speaker 11: Sometimes I hate literature like things like that like that.
Speaker 5: I don't know why that bothers me. Short hair but
Speaker 5: close to its body. Fucking no shit.
Speaker 3: I want this one to be my friend, the one
Speaker 3: that's kind of like a ferocious chihuahua.
Speaker 5: This is from He's a good boy. I bet, I
Speaker 5: bet I can make him know what.
Speaker 3: This looks like, Charlie looks like when I'm on mushrooms,
Speaker 3: because honestly, it is very weird and scary. Dude, there
Speaker 3: there was a time, okay when I was like tripping balls,
Speaker 3: like I was like on like three four grams of mushrooms,
Speaker 3: and he was laying in my lap and he was
Speaker 3: like like he's wanted attention, but in my eyes, it
Speaker 3: looked like something was wrong with him, and I was like,
Speaker 3: what's wrong, man, what's wrong? Even though he was just
Speaker 3: being playful, it looked fucking fright, like no joke. And
Speaker 3: I'm like, for anyone that has done psychedelics and looked
Speaker 3: at animals, it looks totally different than once you think
Speaker 3: it looks like, and you're like, sober mind, you look
Speaker 3: like this thing like I'm fucking dead serious, some sort
Speaker 3: of like feral creature. And then I was like, oh,
Speaker 3: concerns like a uk. While modern reports of the chupacabra
Speaker 3: day to nineteen seventy five, similar reports and descriptions of
Speaker 3: the current and this creature day back two centuries to
Speaker 3: the ancient Mayan civilization dominated Central America and southern Mexico
Speaker 3: U thirteen hundred years ago. The Mayan mythology a creature
Speaker 3: known as Chemozotas or death bat. We've talked about this before,
Speaker 3: I fil was detailed in various tales. These stories describe
Speaker 3: a creature with bated or lizard like face, two arms,
Speaker 3: and the ability to turn into a statue during the day.
Speaker 3: At night, there would reanimate and suck the blood from
Speaker 3: its victims. Even More findings identify the terms like goat
Speaker 3: sucker in Mayan literature as early as fourteen hundred BC.
Speaker 3: Even the Mayans, we're talking about the goat sucker, bro.
Speaker 5: I thought you said the comedian coined.
Speaker 3: It, But it's it's something that was around the same idea,
Speaker 3: like the same kind of translation. I don't think it
Speaker 3: was the same word, but something that Kya translated the same.
Speaker 3: But the Mayans were also on a lot of hallucinogenics
Speaker 3: and then sacrificing people to ancient gods that were probably
Speaker 3: aliens that were telling him to do so under these
Speaker 3: altered states of consciousness. And then you know, you're just
Speaker 3: like on a table, high as a shit on mushrooms.
Speaker 3: Of this guy's like colle ma colleg and he's like
Speaker 3: just stabbing your chest.
Speaker 12: You know.
Speaker 5: Good folk.
Speaker 3: Yeah, fun times, man, let's pretty it back, but let's
Speaker 3: just sacrifice politicians instead. Please the son God's one not
Speaker 3: alter altive theory holds that the troop of Cabra isn't
Speaker 3: a monster at all, but a tiny, tiny bird. Tiny
Speaker 3: bird looking for a midnight snack, may like a vulture
Speaker 3: singe the versions holding the legend or an originates when
Speaker 3: I say it originates originates in a story told about
Speaker 3: the European night jar, a smallish nocturnal and insect insective
Speaker 3: vorcius bird. That's a weird word, insect divorces bird that
Speaker 3: inexplicably developed a bad reputation, earning its name goat sucker.
Speaker 3: So there's been a lot of goat sucker names I
Speaker 3: was gonna start using as a fucking racial slur, fucking goats. Second,
Speaker 3: go back to your country, goatsucker, no no less. An
Speaker 3: historical figure from Aristotle in History of Animals, written around
Speaker 3: three point fifty BCE, record these birds strange sucking activities.
Speaker 3: The goat sucker, as it's called, is a mountain bird,
Speaker 3: larger than a blackbird, in less than a cuckoo.
Speaker 14: In less than a cuckoo, It lays listen to cuckoo.
Speaker 3: It lays two or not more than three eggs. It
Speaker 3: is slothful in desposition. It flies against the goats and
Speaker 3: sucks them, hence its name Egorus ego thrus, the goat sucker.
Speaker 3: They say, of course, that when the utter has been
Speaker 3: sucked dry, it gives no more milk, and that the
Speaker 3: goat becomes blind. This bird is not quick sighted by day,
Speaker 3: but seen will at night. So there is stories about
Speaker 3: this bird that was sucking goats dry and then the
Speaker 3: goat becomes blind. Oh it's it's literally sucking the milk
Speaker 3: out of the goat. And then once the all the
Speaker 3: goat milk's gone, Like, he's pretty pissed. I wonder if
Speaker 3: you suck like a pregnant chicks tits to like fucking
Speaker 3: Milk's God, let's go blind. You have fucking hamster? Now,
Speaker 3: why what that's? Yeah, it's Chelsea doing her hair. She's
Speaker 3: blow dragging her hair. Oh it sounds like a fucking hamster. Yeah,
Speaker 3: turn off. So in October of nineteen ninety nine, a
Speaker 3: rash ofopicbra attacks occurred in Brazil. Their Brazilian newspaper reported
Speaker 3: eight goats and three sheep dying of single wounds to
Speaker 3: the neck, just single. This time one long thing sounds
Speaker 3: like a needle or some shit like that. More sounds
Speaker 3: like a UFO alien type, like taking the blood or missed.
Speaker 3: He's guy's toothboken, his tooth booth. Maybe it's too broke.
Speaker 3: Do you ever watch don't really have dentists? So like
Speaker 3: eventually I think something you would like. Have you ever
Speaker 3: I've showed you the movie What we Do in the Shadows,
Speaker 3: Remember the vampires like they're living like a fucking ridiculous movie.
Speaker 6: It's so funny, man, I love it.
Speaker 5: The only reason I remember that is because the people
Speaker 5: from the Flight of the Conquest.
Speaker 3: They dude, they do a show on so you can
Speaker 3: find on Disney or whatever. Even I hate Disney, it's
Speaker 3: because not FX or whatever. It's very funny. I think
Speaker 3: that you would really like it. It's it's a it's
Speaker 3: a reality shows what we Do in the Shadows. Yeah,
Speaker 3: we watched that.
Speaker 6: That's a movie.
Speaker 3: We watched the movie, but they redid the show with
Speaker 3: like new people, and it's actually, like I'm telling you,
Speaker 3: it's very funny. Like you would really like the humor
Speaker 3: in it. I know you are, so check it out.
Speaker 3: So that if you have Disney, What we Do in
Speaker 3: the Shadows, it's like, check it out. Start watching it
Speaker 3: like it's it gets here even as it goes, and
Speaker 3: they have like essentially like a familiar this guy that
Speaker 3: wants to be a vampire in the game to do everything.
Speaker 3: But there's a lot of really funny jokes throughout it,
Speaker 3: like I guarantee it is your sense of humor. I
Speaker 3: guarantees it.
Speaker 5: He guarantees it.
Speaker 3: I guarantees it. Several witness eyewitnesses claims that they see
Speaker 3: this animal, uh you know in Brazil and leaps with
Speaker 3: leaps with powerful monkey like hind legs, attacking animals and
Speaker 3: humans both. In every case, the creature look at him jump.
Speaker 3: In every case, the creature uh viciously attacks and kills livestuck,
Speaker 3: usually go to chickens. They then mysteriously disappear. Are we
Speaker 3: sure this is not in Haiti? That crazy cannibal guy,
Speaker 3: what's his name, I'm like the General Cannibal or whatever his.
Speaker 5: Name was, the General Cannibal.
Speaker 3: Somebody sent me a video once and I showed buddies
Speaker 3: at work and I was like, what people send me
Speaker 3: stuff like this, Like we have some fans of the
Speaker 3: show that send me like all sorts of like racist
Speaker 3: shit or just fucked up stuff. Uh, And it was.
Speaker 3: It was in Haiti, a real video. That's why, Like Simaris,
Speaker 3: I don't even know how this stuff is let on Instagram,
Speaker 3: yet I get banned for like just talking about the
Speaker 3: government or something like that. And uh, it was in
Speaker 3: Haiti where this guy was burning alive. Well he was
Speaker 3: dead and at that point, but they were cooking this
Speaker 3: guy and there was people was walking around like it's
Speaker 3: a normal day and this guy was grabbing from his
Speaker 3: foot and just picking the skin off of his feet.
Speaker 3: Is the meat off of his feet?
Speaker 5: No, he's just eating the skin. The skin's the best party.
Speaker 5: He's getting him before anyone else came.
Speaker 3: And literally that's why. Yeah, and that's why literally where
Speaker 3: Trump Trump was like, they're killing the cats and they're
Speaker 3: cook eating the cats and the that's a real thing
Speaker 3: they do. And that's why I'm like, if you bring
Speaker 3: other cultures in that, like the cat eating the dogs,
Speaker 3: that's a real thing. They literally were doing that ship
Speaker 3: because in their country it's all fine. They practice all
Speaker 3: sorts of crazy voodoo. That will I really want to
Speaker 3: cover voodoo at one point, because it's like pretty messed up.
Speaker 5: Do you think do you think like if cannibalism became
Speaker 5: let's say hypothetically it became normalized and everything, Yeah, you
Speaker 5: think like kf H would open up maybe, but who
Speaker 5: was eating's fucking realistically?
Speaker 3: Right? You don't know realistically you got you don't know
Speaker 3: what human you get you all know, I think it
Speaker 3: would be a little different, right, because this is where
Speaker 3: it gets racist. No, no, it would be just like
Speaker 3: just like human trafficking. Right, the people that are like
Speaker 3: so we're less than nine percent of the world's population,
Speaker 3: we're more on the high end, you know, we we
Speaker 3: were expensed just like in the Ottoman Empire, we were
Speaker 3: paid the most slavery comes from the word slavic when
Speaker 3: they were enslaving white people, and we were the highest
Speaker 3: paid price for like the sex lays and all the ship.
Speaker 3: White people were so lower class people from the Third
Speaker 3: world there where there's billions of them where they're eating.
Speaker 3: You know, it's the same thing, right, you have lots
Speaker 3: of chickens, feed everybody chickens. But that flame mignong, you know,
Speaker 3: that good steak, that good goods, that wago, that wagu
Speaker 3: wagoo everyone called that ship is like rare. Right, So realistically,
Speaker 3: the people that were more abundant, and if it were
Speaker 3: speaking cannibalistically, uh, you know, they would be it would
Speaker 3: that would just be the cheap fast food restaurant type food.
Speaker 3: Then you go to the high end cannabal what would
Speaker 3: you call your can like your high end cannibal restaurant.
Speaker 5: It would still be the keg.
Speaker 3: It's the instead you have human, it's the lag. And
Speaker 3: then you walk in and there's like a lag roasting
Speaker 3: to some guy roasting a lag. It's like high quality meat.
Speaker 3: Everybody they say that ass is the best part. He
Speaker 3: didn't have, so uh yeah. A few months later, similar
Speaker 3: reports serviced in Chile. The alien theory continues to be
Speaker 3: popular and the origin story of the mythical beast, with
Speaker 3: some saying the creature was left over a pet or
Speaker 3: an experiment of the Grays, the oval Eid aliens who
Speaker 3: show up frequently in pop culture, especially X files. Maybe
Speaker 3: are you playing the sound right now? Yeah, you didn't
Speaker 3: hear that?
Speaker 5: That was fucking hilarious to watch with no sound. Why
Speaker 5: is that happening so fucking funny at the reset?
Speaker 3: I think because then you'll then you'll hear you hear this.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 3: That's fair. I really hope no one else does either.
Speaker 3: They probably won't. If you don't hear it, they won't
Speaker 3: be able to hear that. They hear it on the
Speaker 3: audience sound. I want you to watch this and mute
Speaker 3: and yourself to that. Wow, that's so you don't hear this? Yes, no, Yeah,
Speaker 3: I've been playing.
Speaker 9: Wow.
Speaker 3: It's funny how sometimes it catches and sometimes it does not.
Speaker 3: Have to reset it for the million.
Speaker 5: Of time, it's too funny.
Speaker 3: We'll have to make sure it was the X mile song. Wow.
Speaker 3: You didn't hear that. You said you didn't hear that.
Speaker 7: Wow.
Speaker 3: So disappointing. However, that's fine. Uh, the audio listeners will
Speaker 3: hear it. However, other speculate and even wilder theory regarding
Speaker 3: its origins, that it's a predatory creature was the byproduct
Speaker 3: of an alien animal cross breed created by scientists none other.
Speaker 3: The NASA.
Speaker 11: I heard was click. This is so much better because
Speaker 11: I know I know what you clicked. You went, I
Speaker 11: know that's what you did. Yeah, I know.
Speaker 3: We used to have to say. Now we have the soundboard.
Speaker 3: According to the hypothesis, the creature escaped a secret government
Speaker 3: lab after the experiment went awry and began breeding in
Speaker 3: the beckwoods of Puerto Rico. What do you think about that? Theory?
Speaker 5: He sorry, who was breeding with? What?
Speaker 3: The government made it? NASA made the.
Speaker 11: Creature, okay, and this creature just started breeding randomly.
Speaker 3: It just starts fucking other dogs and stuff. But it's
Speaker 3: like exactly hybrid, so it kind of passed on. It's weird, DNA, Okay,
Speaker 3: why was it? NASA did it?
Speaker 5: I feel like another agency did this other than NASA.
Speaker 3: NASA the only reason I believe this, the only reason
Speaker 3: NASA exists, is to give the excuse of we need
Speaker 3: billions of dollars to fund space operations. Even though it
Speaker 3: just goes into the black budget. A lot of it does,
Speaker 3: I truly believe, even if some goes towards space exploration,
Speaker 3: I think most of it because they're not showing us
Speaker 3: anything real, I guarantees it. I think a lot of
Speaker 3: the stuff goes into the black budget and they're like, oh,
Speaker 3: you know, we built this rocket. It doesn't really work
Speaker 3: that well. We need fifty billion more dollars to build
Speaker 3: more rockets. You know, we need to send them into
Speaker 3: Ukraine and and fucking blow up some children in Gaza,
Speaker 3: you know, just so the Jews can be happy. I
Speaker 3: that really says a lot about me as a person.
Speaker 11: If somebody were to say that to me in a
Speaker 11: political standpoint, I'd be like, Hey, he's honest, he's got
Speaker 11: my book.
Speaker 3: I'd probably just given. I'd be like, you know what
Speaker 3: I feel. I don't that I don't have fifty billion dollars.
Speaker 3: But let me see it. If you open your wallet
Speaker 3: and a moth flies out and you're like, it's a
Speaker 3: tuning gonna get me? Is that gonna kill one child?
Speaker 3: How about half a child? I don't need it to
Speaker 3: like actually do something.
Speaker 11: I just so that it would take to be like,
Speaker 11: this is what I want to do, and this is
Speaker 11: what I'm out.
Speaker 3: I have one pays I got it for that's funny,
Speaker 3: so obviously, and then there's like in July two thousand
Speaker 3: and four, rancher named rancher neer Uh San Antonio, Texas,
Speaker 3: killed a hairless dog like creature which was attacking his livestock.
Speaker 3: Initial old media reports claiming that the animal was a
Speaker 3: troop of copper. However, DNA analysis analysts conducted that at
Speaker 3: the University of California Davis determined that the creature was
Speaker 3: a coyote. And yeah, so they just had mange in
Speaker 3: a condition that costs.
Speaker 5: Animal tootless story i've ever heard.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he thought it was Everyone said it's a troup
Speaker 3: of copper.
Speaker 5: DNA said it wasn't.
Speaker 3: No, Well, you never know, man, this lady seems to
Speaker 3: think so this lady, Man, Man, Lady. The explanation has
Speaker 3: been proven scientifically to be the case of numera numerous
Speaker 3: of Chupaopa bodies that have turned up in recent years.
Speaker 3: For the most part, serious scientists believe that allchopcabras discoveries
Speaker 3: to be either the case of some sort of like
Speaker 3: sar sarcotopic range imagining imagination gone wild, or write out hoaxes. Still,
Speaker 3: it is worth noting the descriptions of the creature being
Speaker 3: doglike and looking like a hairless animal differ significantly from
Speaker 3: the earlier reports to describe a reptilian like animal. Perhaps
Speaker 3: it's just what they want you to think. Could l
Speaker 3: chupacabra actually be imported from the Philippines based on Wikipedia
Speaker 3: description of the Sigbin Possibly maybe seems high. The Sigbin
Speaker 3: or Sigbin is a creature in the Philippine mythology, said
Speaker 3: to come at a night to suck the blood of
Speaker 3: the victims from the shadows. It is said to walk
Speaker 3: backwards with its head lowered between its hind legs, and
Speaker 3: said to have the ability to become invisible to other creatures,
Speaker 3: especially humans. It resembles a hornless goat, but has very
Speaker 3: large ears which in can clap like a pair of hands,
Speaker 3: and a long, flexible tail that can be used as
Speaker 3: a whip. The sigbin is also said to admit a
Speaker 3: nauseous odor. It is believed to emerge from the layer
Speaker 3: during the Holy Week looking for children that it will
Speaker 3: kill for its heart's desire, which then it fashions into
Speaker 3: an amulet, so it takes their heart.
Speaker 5: That's all you hear from the bushes is baby.
Speaker 3: Baby shark, got your heart.
Speaker 5: I'm here, Come here. It's just a bunch of toddlers.
Speaker 3: I made your heart, Dude in an amulet. Dude to
Speaker 3: do Dude. Now it has magical powers. So that's weird.
Speaker 3: It's this thing is supposed to be. Uh.
Speaker 5: I won't believe that because I love Filipino people, and
Speaker 5: I won't believe anything bad ever came out of that country.
Speaker 3: Really one Filipino person.
Speaker 11: No, I like literally like that probably say, like out
Speaker 11: of ten close friends I have, seven of them are Filipino.
Speaker 3: Actually from the Philippines. Yeah, all you ask them about
Speaker 3: the child trafficking stuff that goes on there, because a lot.
Speaker 5: I have not that has not been a conversation piece
Speaker 5: of me, and I.
Speaker 3: Should ask what's up with that? Man? I heard? It's
Speaker 3: not just as bad as there.
Speaker 11: There's not one and hands down, there's not one other
Speaker 11: culture on this fucking planet that you will meet somebody,
Speaker 11: doesn't matter where they are, doesn't matter what their situation is.
Speaker 11: You meet any Philip Pino person anywhere, talk to them
Speaker 11: for less than three seconds and watch them have a
Speaker 11: gliss smile on their face like it's the best day ever.
Speaker 5: They're just so fucking happy.
Speaker 3: Hey, do you guys are do you know your governments
Speaker 3: involved with child trafficking? Most likely? Like no, it's all vague.
Speaker 3: So yeah. So finally, there's an apocalyptic theory about the
Speaker 3: Chupicaba that says it's some sort of type of hell
Speaker 3: hound sent by God to smite humankind because of our
Speaker 3: sinful ways. It could be that the creature is a
Speaker 3: sign that these are indeed the last days. The question, however,
Speaker 3: is why is God interested in picking on innocent goats
Speaker 3: in order to teach you many a lesson and morality.
Speaker 5: I first did the flood, and now random weird dug.
Speaker 3: Talk about scapegoating seems on mar that was bad.
Speaker 5: That was so much worse than any dad joke. It
Speaker 5: seems part though, doesn't it. It's like, yeah, he does
Speaker 5: the flood and kills alli world, and then he goes,
Speaker 5: you know what, you know how to really end them?
Speaker 3: I'm gonna put this weird looking dog just right there.
Speaker 3: So what do you think? What is it? It's fucking nonsense.
Speaker 5: This is a nonsense hour.
Speaker 3: What is it?
Speaker 10: Is it?
Speaker 3: Is it a creature? Is an alien dog?
Speaker 17: It's a fucking moltainourished coyote? Probably, I don't believe it
Speaker 17: looks like that. It's a dog, fucking weird looking dog,
Speaker 17: coyote breed mix over there.
Speaker 16: Yeah, I'm just tapping it's time.
Speaker 10: For What the fuck? You cannot hear that? It's like this,
Speaker 10: what the fuck you.
Speaker 5: To add my own noise?
Speaker 6: It's Billy's fun fact of the day.
Speaker 3: For some reason, gain work, Okay, for some reason, there's
Speaker 3: I don't know what's going on the soundboard? Did it?
Speaker 3: Did it say it? Though? Yeah? It said it. You're good, Okay,
Speaker 3: do you want to hear it? I I you could
Speaker 3: do it, do it on your own, just because for
Speaker 3: the people that hear on the video, No, I got.
Speaker 5: Right now, I'm Okay, you ready for a good one. Yeah,
Speaker 5: you were chainsaw. Why chainsaws were invented.
Speaker 3: I'm assuming to cut down trees for child birth? That
Speaker 3: does not make sense.
Speaker 11: It was developed in Scotland in the late eighteenth century
Speaker 11: to help aid and speed up the process of simpam
Speaker 11: sim foam. So to me, it basically means widening the
Speaker 11: public cartilage and removal of the disease laden bone during childbirth.
Speaker 11: It wasn't until the start of the twentieth century that
Speaker 11: we started using it for wood.
Speaker 3: That sounds like a bullshit thing, it's not.
Speaker 5: I looked it up.
Speaker 8: I saw that.
Speaker 3: I went, so, how are they using it?
Speaker 5: Looking it up?
Speaker 3: How do they use it? Okay, I didn't see a
Speaker 3: fucking video.
Speaker 5: But again, they were used fuck stakes, they were using
Speaker 5: it for the removal of the disease laden bone.
Speaker 3: Whatever the fuck? That is history of chainsaw.
Speaker 5: And ants don't have lungs. That's another cool one.
Speaker 3: Ants don't have lungs.
Speaker 5: Nah, they breathed through their uh.
Speaker 3: Again another Yeah, So it was like a tiny little chainsaw.
Speaker 3: It wasn't like No, that's how it was invented. So here, everybody,
Speaker 3: I'll show you what the fucking chainsaw.
Speaker 10: This looks like it be.
Speaker 3: Painful to shove up somebody's vagina, But this is what
Speaker 3: it originally looked like.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and it was motored to fucking cut.
Speaker 3: Wow. Oh so if the woman's dead, you know, especially
Speaker 3: like back in the fun Fact unfortunately changed. I was
Speaker 3: were invented for childbirth. Yeah, look at them, there's cutting
Speaker 3: or open. Well, you just read it like he's never
Speaker 3: heard it before. Look at that. That's fine, let me
Speaker 3: cut you open.
Speaker 15: Cool.
Speaker 3: No, I wouldn't say it's cool. I would say it's
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