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You're 20 00:01:40.840 --> 00:01:48.159 jus ripton radio and we've had a selestial request. Hold on, 21 00:01:49.040 --> 00:01:53.560 big Night Bagger, you got Big fut walking through the. 22 00:01:53.560 --> 00:01:57.120 Woods in the pattern scene for these black guy kids hood. 23 00:01:56.920 --> 00:02:01.120 And looking for their next victim. Cora standing there, miss 24 00:02:01.200 --> 00:02:02.719 and it's gonna be them. 25 00:02:02.799 --> 00:02:06.560 Then the lone nakeds mothman on folds his wings that 26 00:02:06.640 --> 00:02:08.960 the Loveland Frogman sows in. 27 00:02:09.400 --> 00:02:13.360 With startling rabbit walking to the body of crap kids 28 00:02:13.639 --> 00:02:16.560 move you by to the rhythm our spring. 29 00:02:16.360 --> 00:02:20.599 Heel jackets grabbing the yass seven alien big cat leaping 30 00:02:20.680 --> 00:02:24.919 over that. DJ Stretton tracks with the giant bats, Sasquatch 31 00:02:25.159 --> 00:02:28.800 playing the Saxon looking for the Harry Feminists with the 32 00:02:28.879 --> 00:02:33.039 fat ass scariest venomous lab rats will always have the 33 00:02:33.159 --> 00:02:33.960 last laugh. 34 00:02:34.800 --> 00:02:37.000 With the chuck a little grand fast past the game 35 00:02:37.120 --> 00:02:38.719 bats and the cactus cat. 36 00:02:39.400 --> 00:02:42.639 Then a tall man in the black hat smoking crack 37 00:02:42.719 --> 00:02:44.599 in the back. Oh wait, Who's death? 38 00:02:45.280 --> 00:02:49.479 Marcols with the luckness Oh the pogo trying to get 39 00:02:49.520 --> 00:02:52.919 a photo with the chup black cop rock flying through. 40 00:02:52.800 --> 00:02:57.800 The doorways, Bobby Aga with the rocking chicken leg home 41 00:02:58.479 --> 00:03:01.919 talking to the lizard man on the phone trying to get. 42 00:03:01.719 --> 00:03:05.080 A bone, or the Michigan dog Man as he going 43 00:03:05.159 --> 00:03:08.719 two bousand phones at the mouth as the yat is 44 00:03:08.759 --> 00:03:11.960 covered in snow stone on the couch with the moon 45 00:03:12.120 --> 00:03:15.000 in the house, the worlow saw cone out at the 46 00:03:15.080 --> 00:03:18.000 house and the scone cape he's punched in the face. 47 00:03:18.319 --> 00:03:21.479 That dover gem in his running lane. Come and see 48 00:03:21.520 --> 00:03:24.719 him in from being fucked in the face. As when 49 00:03:24.800 --> 00:03:27.759 it goes getting low to the buffet bass, who are 50 00:03:27.800 --> 00:03:31.680 the devil? Monkeys are getting hungry? Go far bite at 51 00:03:31.719 --> 00:03:32.639 the pizza pottler. 52 00:03:33.120 --> 00:03:35.199 Oh shit, it's the. 53 00:03:35.120 --> 00:03:36.719 First known nightcrawlers. 54 00:03:36.719 --> 00:03:37.960 They're walking in a. 55 00:03:38.000 --> 00:03:39.439 Suck your gig for a dollar. 56 00:03:40.080 --> 00:03:44.280 Calm down, goblins, go hold the hopskin felt Oh god, 57 00:03:44.560 --> 00:03:48.159 what's that run smouth as the gold man rows in 58 00:03:48.319 --> 00:03:50.520 with the jersey tabble smoking Monk's. 59 00:03:50.319 --> 00:03:55.319 Potent maths from the devil himself, the unicorns getting bored 60 00:03:56.199 --> 00:03:57.159 touching himself. 61 00:03:57.680 --> 00:03:59.759 A full line origin backs out. 62 00:04:00.080 --> 00:04:04.879 You hear siemens coming from this out everyone's. 63 00:04:04.120 --> 00:04:05.879 Panic running out down. 64 00:04:05.840 --> 00:04:10.000 The house, parties over, get the fuck out. 65 00:04:23.720 --> 00:04:25.639 But it's a lot different than your regular songs. I 66 00:04:26.000 --> 00:04:28.959 had a couple of questions, what the fuck are the jackalope? 67 00:04:30.240 --> 00:04:31.079 A jackalope? 68 00:04:31.199 --> 00:04:31.279 Was? 69 00:04:31.399 --> 00:04:34.120 It's a bunny with like antlers. They don't know if 70 00:04:34.160 --> 00:04:36.959 it's actually real scene. Yeah, they don't know. If it's 71 00:04:37.000 --> 00:04:39.639 actually real. It might be people that just taxi dirm 72 00:04:39.639 --> 00:04:41.160 eat it back in the day. 73 00:04:42.360 --> 00:04:45.360 Ah also sucking a dick for a dollar is a 74 00:04:45.439 --> 00:04:46.480 damn good deal. 75 00:04:47.759 --> 00:04:48.519 From a goblin. 76 00:04:50.279 --> 00:04:53.439 Anyways, what do you get when you cross human and 77 00:04:53.480 --> 00:04:54.000 goat Dienna? 78 00:04:54.079 --> 00:04:54.319 Though? 79 00:04:55.160 --> 00:04:58.879 What you get kicked out of the petting Zoo. I'm 80 00:04:58.920 --> 00:04:59.959 not allowed there anymore. 81 00:05:02.680 --> 00:05:07.000 We kicked me out. Wow Wow Billy, Wow, just wow. 82 00:05:09.879 --> 00:05:12.639 Billy is not a ray of trans sexual, but they 83 00:05:12.680 --> 00:05:15.040 thinks he is. He tries to be tried to be 84 00:05:15.079 --> 00:05:19.519 a lot of So welcome everybody back to the show. 85 00:05:19.560 --> 00:05:22.040 I'm very excited about this kind of even throwback. Me 86 00:05:22.079 --> 00:05:25.079 and Juan talked about the chup Oficapra at the beginning 87 00:05:25.160 --> 00:05:27.680 of the show. But there's things that we're gonna be 88 00:05:27.680 --> 00:05:29.480 like that's now going to be put on Patreon, stuff 89 00:05:29.480 --> 00:05:32.160 like that, Like there there's some Strange Ones episodes that 90 00:05:32.199 --> 00:05:34.279 have stayed with the show and and we just kind 91 00:05:34.279 --> 00:05:36.319 of didn't label Strange Ones anymore and we just kind 92 00:05:36.319 --> 00:05:40.000 of blended it into the Strange Brew feed. But there's 93 00:05:40.000 --> 00:05:42.639 a lot of shows that we reverted over to the Patreon, 94 00:05:42.759 --> 00:05:44.639 a lot of shows that we've done. So I wanted 95 00:05:44.639 --> 00:05:47.560 to cover the chuwp Ofcabra again do it justice because 96 00:05:47.600 --> 00:05:50.519 it is it's a very famous cryptid. It's like almost 97 00:05:51.040 --> 00:05:54.480 I feel like it goes like maybe like Bigfoot, Mothman, 98 00:05:55.079 --> 00:05:59.360 Jersey Devil. Actually Lockness is up there too, right, Yeah, 99 00:05:59.480 --> 00:06:02.639 like the the NeSSI can give me fifty got three. 100 00:06:02.519 --> 00:06:10.759 Fitty, you got three. 101 00:06:08.199 --> 00:06:11.720 Moms conversations, you got three fitty. I can see it. 102 00:06:12.040 --> 00:06:15.600 That's so funny that, for as as weird as it 103 00:06:15.680 --> 00:06:19.680 is that things done like that. I posted that on 104 00:06:19.759 --> 00:06:22.480 Facebook years ago, and our Facebook doesn't get a lot 105 00:06:22.480 --> 00:06:24.079 of attention. I don't really post on there. That offen. 106 00:06:24.120 --> 00:06:27.160 That's Facebook, right, And then uh, that has gotten so 107 00:06:27.199 --> 00:06:29.319 many views or people are like liking it still to 108 00:06:29.319 --> 00:06:33.279 this day after like three years ago. Uh, master wires 109 00:06:33.279 --> 00:06:38.720 got you got about three. It's very funny something it 110 00:06:38.720 --> 00:06:41.240 goes like, maybe Lockness Bigfoot are kind of tied, but 111 00:06:41.279 --> 00:06:43.680 Bigfoot's definitely the top guy, right, and then like Jersey Devil. 112 00:06:43.680 --> 00:06:45.839 And then eventually like down the line, you see the 113 00:06:45.879 --> 00:06:47.639 troop of copper is pretty famous. 114 00:06:48.560 --> 00:06:50.360 We should we should put a pull up what do 115 00:06:50.399 --> 00:06:53.040 you think is more famous? Lockness or Bigfoot. 116 00:06:52.639 --> 00:06:53.480 Would be a good idea. 117 00:06:53.560 --> 00:06:55.480 That's a tough that's a tough coin. I feel like 118 00:06:55.519 --> 00:06:57.040 that's a coin foot. I feel like that's a lot 119 00:06:57.040 --> 00:06:59.480 close to a race and you give NeSSI credit. 120 00:06:59.560 --> 00:07:02.279 I know at some point watch there, he's big numbers. 121 00:07:02.399 --> 00:07:05.240 That's true. Well, well I have to at some point. 122 00:07:05.240 --> 00:07:07.040 I do want to create a telegram and then have 123 00:07:07.160 --> 00:07:09.360 the fans, the hoseheads come in and then we can 124 00:07:09.399 --> 00:07:13.480 share fun stuff and videos and controversial things and you know, 125 00:07:13.639 --> 00:07:16.680 stuff like that would be fun times telegram. Yeah, well 126 00:07:17.160 --> 00:07:20.439 a lot of people do use it, especially for podcast stuff, 127 00:07:20.480 --> 00:07:24.959 so gamers. Yeah. Yeah. So let's just uh, let's just 128 00:07:25.000 --> 00:07:27.920 get into a clip of talking about the chup of 129 00:07:28.000 --> 00:07:31.720 Cabra on a news channel. Let's bring it in, all. 130 00:07:31.680 --> 00:07:33.759 Right, y'all, thank you. This is I think the most 131 00:07:33.759 --> 00:07:37.199 exciting story of the morning. DeWitt County sheriffs, down kind 132 00:07:37.199 --> 00:07:41.079 of between San Antonio and Victoria, may have found the mythical, 133 00:07:41.360 --> 00:07:44.759 legendary and elusive chup of Cabra. Kid, you not look 134 00:07:44.800 --> 00:07:49.920 at the video. This is from the sheriff's cruiser last Friday, 135 00:07:50.000 --> 00:07:53.040 hours before sunset. The two deputies were checking fence lines 136 00:07:53.079 --> 00:07:56.560 in Nearrquerto when they stumbled across that alleged creature of 137 00:07:56.600 --> 00:07:56.959 the night. 138 00:07:57.480 --> 00:07:59.680 The well kills. 139 00:07:59.319 --> 00:08:01.720 Goats and chickens that sucks the blood out of them. 140 00:08:02.000 --> 00:08:03.720 Now, one of the deputies. 141 00:08:03.319 --> 00:08:06.519 There it is again called it hairless with a long snout, 142 00:08:07.040 --> 00:08:09.920 short front legs, and long back legs. He said it's 143 00:08:09.959 --> 00:08:12.160 about the size of a coyote, but when he froze 144 00:08:12.199 --> 00:08:15.000 the video and so it's profile, he knew he was 145 00:08:15.079 --> 00:08:16.120 not dealing. 146 00:08:15.879 --> 00:08:16.920 With a coyote at all. 147 00:08:17.399 --> 00:08:19.480 The county sheriff says he is willing to work with 148 00:08:19.560 --> 00:08:22.639 credible researchers who want to look at the video and 149 00:08:22.720 --> 00:08:26.240 help solve the mystery of the chupacabra. If you don't 150 00:08:26.360 --> 00:08:29.439 know what this animal is supposed to do. Apparently it 151 00:08:29.439 --> 00:08:32.080 has two fangs, and that animal had fangs, and a 152 00:08:32.120 --> 00:08:34.080 couple others killed in the area that looked like that 153 00:08:34.159 --> 00:08:37.320 animal also had those two front fangs. And in the 154 00:08:37.399 --> 00:08:40.639 area goats and chickens have died and their death was 155 00:08:40.679 --> 00:08:42.519 the two fang marks in the neck and the blood 156 00:08:42.720 --> 00:08:46.080 sucked completely out. Again, the sheriff is willing to work 157 00:08:46.120 --> 00:08:47.759 with anyone the determined. 158 00:08:47.360 --> 00:08:50.080 Is that really a chupacabra or what is it? 159 00:08:50.480 --> 00:08:52.840 But again he looked at it and said, that was 160 00:08:53.000 --> 00:08:54.679 no coyote. 161 00:08:56.120 --> 00:08:58.759 Interesting, that guy looked like he could suck golf bot 162 00:08:58.799 --> 00:09:02.120 of a fucking garden hose. I like that little end 163 00:09:02.399 --> 00:09:05.960 that was no coyote. Yeah, typical. 164 00:09:06.120 --> 00:09:06.320 Uh. 165 00:09:06.360 --> 00:09:08.720 You know so the chupercabbra is pretty famous. He's made 166 00:09:08.759 --> 00:09:09.399 his rounds. 167 00:09:09.600 --> 00:09:09.879 Uh. 168 00:09:09.919 --> 00:09:12.919 You know so most people who have you now interested 169 00:09:12.960 --> 00:09:17.039 in the field of cryptozoology and you apology ufology, well 170 00:09:17.039 --> 00:09:22.399 know of the choopacabracabra. You know, how would you pronounce 171 00:09:22.399 --> 00:09:23.320 a reli your Mexican? 172 00:09:25.840 --> 00:09:29.720 Not really, I'm a fake Mexican, is what I am? 173 00:09:29.840 --> 00:09:34.399 You are you finally admitted it. Yeah, it's from It's 174 00:09:34.399 --> 00:09:38.080 more Puerto Rican but same ship. The spiky headed, dangerous 175 00:09:38.120 --> 00:09:41.720 creature that runs around Puerto Rico's El Yuqui. I'm not 176 00:09:41.720 --> 00:09:44.799 gonna pronounce this right. It's a rainforest uh and elsewhere 177 00:09:44.840 --> 00:09:47.879 on the island, and that allegedly drains the blood of 178 00:09:47.919 --> 00:09:51.799 farm animals such as chicken, goats, and pigs. I should 179 00:09:51.840 --> 00:09:54.799 stress though, I have never came across the solid case 180 00:09:54.840 --> 00:09:58.000 that demonstrates to one hundred percent certainty that the creature 181 00:09:58.159 --> 00:10:01.120 are modern day vampires. I know the cases of the 182 00:10:01.120 --> 00:10:03.600 creature supposed to be lapping the blood of dead animals 183 00:10:03.759 --> 00:10:05.879 while at the same time also eating the organs of 184 00:10:05.879 --> 00:10:10.279 the animals, but they're there's very different to defeating into 185 00:10:10.320 --> 00:10:13.519 the you know, the definition of a vampire. 186 00:10:13.600 --> 00:10:13.799 You know. 187 00:10:14.360 --> 00:10:17.279 So there's another angle all to this that needs to 188 00:10:17.320 --> 00:10:19.679 be put to bed, so to speak, namely that there 189 00:10:19.679 --> 00:10:22.519 are numerous reports of bloodsuck and creatures all around the world, 190 00:10:22.879 --> 00:10:25.559 something that has led to the belief that multiple troop 191 00:10:25.600 --> 00:10:28.799 of coppers are now prowling around, not just in Puerto Rico, 192 00:10:29.120 --> 00:10:34.200 but in numerous places too. They bred could be possible. 193 00:10:34.919 --> 00:10:38.600 He's a weird He's a weird looking creature, that's for sure. 194 00:10:38.840 --> 00:10:41.120 He probably just fuck anything though, No, like it'd just 195 00:10:41.159 --> 00:10:46.360 be a bunch of mutated fucking half yeah, yeah whatever 196 00:10:46.399 --> 00:10:49.120 that is half hairless cat, half see. 197 00:10:49.159 --> 00:10:53.919 There's different interpretations and of what he he ate? What 198 00:10:53.919 --> 00:10:54.879 what animal it is? 199 00:10:54.960 --> 00:10:58.399 Right, it's like as the tail, it's like it's got 200 00:10:58.399 --> 00:11:04.519 a dog face, rat teeth and lemur like back end 201 00:11:04.639 --> 00:11:07.200 tail like that. 202 00:11:07.200 --> 00:11:10.799 That one's like the retarded version of the cupcabra. It's 203 00:11:10.840 --> 00:11:13.799 got Tom's hair. My hair doesn't look like that. 204 00:11:13.840 --> 00:11:14.519 I don't know what else. 205 00:11:17.039 --> 00:11:19.159 Yeah, it's see and then there's it like there's people 206 00:11:19.159 --> 00:11:21.080 that think it looks like this that's got like spikes 207 00:11:21.080 --> 00:11:25.840 on his back and wing wing. 208 00:11:24.399 --> 00:11:28.399 He's half dragon now and a leopard. Just mix animals. 209 00:11:28.720 --> 00:11:30.240 I know, there's a look at this he looks like 210 00:11:30.279 --> 00:11:31.600 some sort of gremlin creature. 211 00:11:32.039 --> 00:11:34.879 Yeah, this one's This one's the least likely. 212 00:11:35.000 --> 00:11:35.600 I think. 213 00:11:37.080 --> 00:11:38.519 I want to put this one on the bottom. 214 00:11:38.679 --> 00:11:40.600 You want to read some of the read some of 215 00:11:40.600 --> 00:11:42.840 the descriptions of what this thing is. 216 00:11:43.080 --> 00:11:46.480 Skin usually described as gray in color, even though the 217 00:11:46.519 --> 00:11:48.080 picture is freaking green. 218 00:11:48.759 --> 00:11:49.399 Uh. 219 00:11:49.759 --> 00:11:53.000 The chupicabra may have Why do you. 220 00:11:52.960 --> 00:11:56.039 Always give me scally reptilian skin? You blind? 221 00:11:56.080 --> 00:12:03.559 Fuck scally reptilian skin or main g main fur? Yes, patchy, 222 00:12:04.759 --> 00:12:08.240 it has spines down its back. Keep going main g 223 00:12:08.519 --> 00:12:15.720 fur reports referred to straight or disease dogs. Large flaps 224 00:12:15.720 --> 00:12:19.720 of skin are sometimes reported at the back of the head, 225 00:12:20.240 --> 00:12:25.480 like large flaps. They can fox six dude, you give 226 00:12:25.480 --> 00:12:27.639 me the shittiest. I can't see the screen. 227 00:12:27.759 --> 00:12:30.799 The eyes have large and mean. They are usually reported 228 00:12:30.799 --> 00:12:33.080 as being black or bright red. The nose does not 229 00:12:33.200 --> 00:12:37.039 protrude round nostrils are set on the sides of the snout. 230 00:12:37.320 --> 00:12:40.200 Mouth is a slit slit which does not cover the 231 00:12:40.240 --> 00:12:41.320 sharp teeth. 232 00:12:41.559 --> 00:12:43.679 Oh I saw that mouth has a thin slit. 233 00:12:44.200 --> 00:12:48.440 Yes. Hands can be reported either five or four fingers, 234 00:12:48.960 --> 00:12:50.600 and these. 235 00:12:50.120 --> 00:12:56.120 Usually reported as one pronged weird, like a one prong tongue. 236 00:12:56.679 --> 00:13:00.120 Some tracks are reported as three toed. Some resemble small 237 00:13:00.120 --> 00:13:03.039 her human hand like kind of thing. So, who knows? 238 00:13:05.559 --> 00:13:08.440 This lesbian looking bitch is like super in love with 239 00:13:08.440 --> 00:13:12.519 the chupacabra. Is this a lesbian or is this a homosexual? 240 00:13:12.559 --> 00:13:12.759 Man? 241 00:13:12.879 --> 00:13:14.120 I cannot tell the difference. 242 00:13:15.399 --> 00:13:18.000 Why are her hands so large? 243 00:13:18.799 --> 00:13:19.000 Man? 244 00:13:19.320 --> 00:13:21.919 That can't that's that's gotta be a her hands like 245 00:13:22.000 --> 00:13:23.120 photoshop though. 246 00:13:23.120 --> 00:13:29.399 There's the same woman woman. I'm playing quotations regular now her, 247 00:13:30.039 --> 00:13:32.759 that's a big old man. It looks like someone like 248 00:13:35.159 --> 00:13:38.000 that's a big old man hand. Why are you wearing 249 00:13:38.000 --> 00:13:41.200 glasses with no top frames? Look at the pop collar? 250 00:13:42.519 --> 00:13:46.000 He he him she her? Thinks are they them? Thinks 251 00:13:46.039 --> 00:13:50.320 they're thinks they're baller, you know they are. 252 00:13:50.440 --> 00:13:52.480 They probably can break dance too. They probably got a 253 00:13:52.480 --> 00:13:54.360 piece of cardboard in their trunk just in case. 254 00:13:54.440 --> 00:13:57.039 So we're so in the image of this ellen degenerous 255 00:13:57.039 --> 00:14:00.759 looking man or woman or whatever it is is uh, 256 00:14:00.799 --> 00:14:03.159 And it's this person, This is someone who is like 257 00:14:03.320 --> 00:14:06.080 has I think, is obsessed with the troop oficabra. And 258 00:14:06.120 --> 00:14:09.919 they had they they have like a replica in their home, 259 00:14:10.039 --> 00:14:12.080 and it looks like they like to hunt. They got 260 00:14:12.080 --> 00:14:16.360 deer heads everywhere. You know, they're they're going full blown, 261 00:14:16.360 --> 00:14:20.360 and they have like a supposed to this is overhead. No, 262 00:14:20.519 --> 00:14:23.879 I think that's supposed to be real. She thinks it's real. 263 00:14:23.879 --> 00:14:27.000 He she They then thinks it's real. Oh, this is 264 00:14:27.120 --> 00:14:30.639 like something that that just looks like a dog that died. 265 00:14:31.559 --> 00:14:34.600 This one looks freaky, though. I just stumbling upon this 266 00:14:34.639 --> 00:14:40.519 thing where you're like, what the. 267 00:14:38.159 --> 00:14:41.080 Yeah, I wouldn't be fucking chilling there. He's so much 268 00:14:41.200 --> 00:14:45.639 he's musclely, like a kangaroot. Yeah, he's got kangaroo muscles 269 00:14:45.639 --> 00:14:45.960 on him. 270 00:14:46.320 --> 00:14:50.399 Think it thinks about like a coyote chasing after you, Right, 271 00:14:50.440 --> 00:14:53.919 it'd be pretty freaky to have this thing running after 272 00:14:54.000 --> 00:14:57.080 you know what I mean. This guy claims he caught one. 273 00:14:58.360 --> 00:14:59.279 I think it's before six. 274 00:14:59.320 --> 00:15:02.240 A woman in text says she's found the legendary choop 275 00:15:02.240 --> 00:15:05.759 a Cabra and has the evidence to prove it. Jackie 276 00:15:05.840 --> 00:15:08.960 Stock says her husband caught the mysterious creature Sunday night. 277 00:15:08.960 --> 00:15:09.440 There he is. 278 00:15:10.080 --> 00:15:13.039 He has a hairless back, large claws and teeth that 279 00:15:13.159 --> 00:15:17.639 some say fit the image of the Choopacabra. Biologist Brent 280 00:15:17.759 --> 00:15:20.279 Ortago is not convinced. He believes the animal is nothing 281 00:15:20.320 --> 00:15:21.799 more than a small dog with mange. 282 00:15:23.440 --> 00:15:24.200 Legendary or not. 283 00:15:24.279 --> 00:15:26.559 A little guy will be staying with the stocks until 284 00:15:26.600 --> 00:15:28.840 someone can find out what he is. 285 00:15:29.440 --> 00:15:33.240 Weird, Eh, did you did you hear that? Yeah? 286 00:15:33.600 --> 00:15:36.320 Play the first three seconds of that video again then 287 00:15:36.360 --> 00:15:37.159 stop it. 288 00:15:37.600 --> 00:15:40.000 Minutes before six, a woman in Texas says she's found 289 00:15:40.000 --> 00:15:43.240 the legendary choop a cabra and has the evidence to 290 00:15:43.360 --> 00:15:43.600 prove it. 291 00:15:47.320 --> 00:15:53.279 I thought that was you for a second. It's so weird, 292 00:15:53.440 --> 00:15:55.879 but like, that's probably a dog with mange. But like, 293 00:15:55.960 --> 00:15:57.919 I've never seen a dog with mange, so it looks 294 00:15:57.919 --> 00:16:00.399 pretty freaky looking to begin with, you know what I mean. 295 00:16:00.440 --> 00:16:03.120 So if you're out on in the like the desert 296 00:16:03.320 --> 00:16:05.639 by yourself or whatever, just out for a walk, even 297 00:16:05.679 --> 00:16:08.000 because they're supposed to exist everywhere, even if it was 298 00:16:08.240 --> 00:16:10.519 just a dog with mange, I feel like I would 299 00:16:10.559 --> 00:16:12.720 be like, what the fuck is that thing? You know 300 00:16:12.759 --> 00:16:13.120 what I mean? 301 00:16:14.399 --> 00:16:14.840 Yeah? 302 00:16:15.759 --> 00:16:20.039 So the legend, Yeah, the legend of the chupacabra uh 303 00:16:20.080 --> 00:16:23.799 in port start began in Puerto Rico around nineteen seventy 304 00:16:23.840 --> 00:16:27.120 five and a small town of Maca when a fifteen 305 00:16:27.200 --> 00:16:30.320 when fifteen farm animals and pets were found in completely 306 00:16:30.399 --> 00:16:33.159 drained of the blood. The incident became known as the 307 00:16:33.240 --> 00:16:36.559 Vampire DMCA. I don't know how to protest. It's m 308 00:16:36.679 --> 00:16:39.840 o c a. I don't know, mocha mocha. The Vampire 309 00:16:39.840 --> 00:16:42.960 de Mocha sounds like a fucking coffee, you know, the 310 00:16:43.000 --> 00:16:46.480 coffee drink at Starbucks around Halloween's. Yeah, would you like 311 00:16:46.519 --> 00:16:49.159 that in a grande vampire democa. 312 00:16:51.080 --> 00:16:53.960 That's probably going to be a drink. I could see that. 313 00:16:54.080 --> 00:16:55.919 It shoulit, you know how like they all have those, uh, 314 00:16:56.159 --> 00:16:59.399 every like it seems like every town that has encrypted, 315 00:16:59.480 --> 00:17:01.960 even one that's even that well known, they try to 316 00:17:02.039 --> 00:17:03.679 sell it and market it, you know what I mean? 317 00:17:03.799 --> 00:17:05.920 Because even like the Boggy Creek Monster, they were like 318 00:17:06.000 --> 00:17:09.440 selling stuff and you know merch, like get your Boggy 319 00:17:09.440 --> 00:17:12.400 Creek Monster merch he now, or your troop of cobber merch. Right. 320 00:17:12.519 --> 00:17:16.160 They definitely someone's definitely doing this. Gotta make a buck, 321 00:17:16.640 --> 00:17:21.559 sure capitalism man. And initially it was suspected that the 322 00:17:21.640 --> 00:17:23.920 killings were committed by a satanic cult. 323 00:17:24.160 --> 00:17:31.200 Oh no, not a satanic cult, You couldn't. 324 00:17:34.480 --> 00:17:35.799 That was really fun to watch. 325 00:17:35.920 --> 00:17:39.079 I really enjoyed that. That's weird. 326 00:17:40.680 --> 00:17:45.920 He's looking for he can't find it. 327 00:17:46.839 --> 00:17:50.799 But like they always blame on the Satanic cult. Later, 328 00:17:50.920 --> 00:17:53.720 more killings were reported around the island and many farmers 329 00:17:53.759 --> 00:17:56.519 reported lost animal life. And you see this a lot 330 00:17:56.599 --> 00:18:00.920 with like eventually we will be getting into cattle mutilation. 331 00:18:01.039 --> 00:18:03.079 I have it ready to go. It's an interesting topic 332 00:18:03.160 --> 00:18:06.160 of like why are these animals having their blood sucked 333 00:18:06.200 --> 00:18:08.480 from them? Are their organs removed in this weird way? 334 00:18:08.839 --> 00:18:11.519 So each of these animals reported to have their body 335 00:18:12.160 --> 00:18:16.000 blood dry through a series a series of small circular 336 00:18:16.039 --> 00:18:20.279 incisions like a vampire in the neck, and then like 337 00:18:20.440 --> 00:18:22.119 no blood you know. 338 00:18:23.000 --> 00:18:25.039 And they just get get like a shot back and 339 00:18:25.200 --> 00:18:31.599 fucking It's like just like probably that's probably how they 340 00:18:31.640 --> 00:18:34.839 do it. Imagine something like that. 341 00:18:34.519 --> 00:18:38.000 That the aliens do. It's a very powerful shop back 342 00:18:38.039 --> 00:18:39.599 and they stick in the acid of the animal and 343 00:18:39.599 --> 00:18:40.799 it sucks at everything. 344 00:18:42.920 --> 00:18:46.680 Everything else. Yes, that's a very powerful vacuum. 345 00:18:46.759 --> 00:18:49.039 And then you're just kind of like flex skin like 346 00:18:49.079 --> 00:18:53.799 it just kind of like flops down so messed up. Yeah, 347 00:18:53.839 --> 00:18:56.079 it's it's so. And then like a few months later, 348 00:18:56.519 --> 00:19:00.759 a cow was found dead in Mocha's Barrio Ruise with 349 00:19:01.000 --> 00:19:06.160 weird sucking holes in quotations, sucking holes, I'm on the 350 00:19:06.240 --> 00:19:10.160 skull and Jesus on scratches on its body. The death 351 00:19:10.240 --> 00:19:16.359 count was now nearly over thirty animals. Pretty strange, man, 352 00:19:16.400 --> 00:19:22.519 pretty strange. What's doing all this? Sucond like that? 353 00:19:23.960 --> 00:19:27.759 That's just a fucking dog taking alone. 354 00:19:28.480 --> 00:19:31.039 So on the there's like different theories. One of the 355 00:19:31.039 --> 00:19:34.200 first theories about the Vampire of Mocha was it was 356 00:19:34.240 --> 00:19:37.160 said to be some sort of type of strange, supernatural bird. 357 00:19:37.480 --> 00:19:40.240 The hypothesis stems from the reports of a local woman 358 00:19:40.359 --> 00:19:43.920 who reports seeing a strange bird pecking at her rooftop 359 00:19:44.240 --> 00:19:48.680 and issuing a terrifying screech. Can you give me a screech? 360 00:19:51.720 --> 00:19:56.519 There you go? I figured you had one. Then a 361 00:19:56.680 --> 00:20:02.640 man named Louis Torres and his kids came forward instead. 362 00:20:03.200 --> 00:20:07.799 They'd seen a scene unknown object that look like lights 363 00:20:07.839 --> 00:20:11.559 on a police cruiser flying around the outskirts of Nooca. 364 00:20:12.559 --> 00:20:18.559 It was uh since uh seeing since the UFO sighting 365 00:20:19.000 --> 00:20:21.680 curd over fields in which animals have been found in 366 00:20:22.160 --> 00:20:25.720 theory shifted to the idea that the unknown creature was 367 00:20:26.000 --> 00:20:29.799 alien in you know, was made an alien descended from 368 00:20:29.799 --> 00:20:32.920 the sky. It's interesting, right because like maybe they sent 369 00:20:33.000 --> 00:20:36.400 him down here and maybe they developed this animal and 370 00:20:36.440 --> 00:20:39.640 then you know, like I don't know, because who knows 371 00:20:39.640 --> 00:20:42.200 this kind of technology you have. They send him down here, 372 00:20:42.319 --> 00:20:44.559 he sucks up the blood of certain animals and they 373 00:20:44.559 --> 00:20:46.720 bring him back on board and then he's got like 374 00:20:46.759 --> 00:20:48.680 a little hole like you know on an air mattress, 375 00:20:48.680 --> 00:20:50.359 and you just kind of pop it out and then 376 00:20:50.359 --> 00:20:51.680 it just drains all the blood. 377 00:20:52.880 --> 00:20:55.359 I just hate how every picture is so different, like 378 00:20:55.400 --> 00:20:58.839 there's no really there's no similarities in like any of 379 00:20:58.880 --> 00:20:59.720 them at all. 380 00:20:59.799 --> 00:21:02.279 This is what I heard. So this is what AI 381 00:21:02.440 --> 00:21:05.119 did when I put up the chup of Cobra. Didn't 382 00:21:05.119 --> 00:21:07.079 even spell it right. Can you pronounce what that says? 383 00:21:08.480 --> 00:21:15.599 Just pa karaka. So that's what the AI brought up, 384 00:21:15.680 --> 00:21:18.599 some sort of like werewolf looking short creature, right, So 385 00:21:18.680 --> 00:21:20.799 like it is very different, say what. 386 00:21:20.759 --> 00:21:23.000 It was, but you all keep calling it a chupicapper. 387 00:21:23.240 --> 00:21:24.839 This is what it was supposed to be. This is 388 00:21:24.839 --> 00:21:26.640 where I think it would look like, is some kind 389 00:21:26.640 --> 00:21:28.920 of feral animal, you know what I mean? 390 00:21:29.079 --> 00:21:32.759 Oh, you just brought that up, not this This wouldn't 391 00:21:32.759 --> 00:21:34.200 have been good enough for a fun fact. But you 392 00:21:34.279 --> 00:21:36.720 know what's crazy. Did you see the new AI the 393 00:21:36.799 --> 00:21:39.279 chat GPT thing? No, I don't you look into that. 394 00:21:39.799 --> 00:21:43.039 So they have chat GPT four is what we currently use. 395 00:21:43.240 --> 00:21:46.400 It runs fu forgive my numbers, they might be slightly off, 396 00:21:46.440 --> 00:21:50.240 but the whole idea is there. Chat b GT four 397 00:21:50.359 --> 00:21:54.119 runs it around roughly like a million CPUs or something 398 00:21:54.160 --> 00:21:56.440 along those lines, meaning like how much process and power 399 00:21:56.440 --> 00:21:59.839 it has to really do it. Chat GPT five which 400 00:21:59.880 --> 00:22:03.440 is available to like ready to be published to the public, 401 00:22:04.119 --> 00:22:07.799