Speaker 1: When your old career gives you lemons throwing some ice
mix in some vodka. Color a podcast from the Mac
of All Trade Studio in Fairport and driven by Victor
Chrysler Dots Jeem Rahm. It's Billified, the Bill Moran Podcast.
Speaker 2: Way, Hello and welcome. Thank you for getting your pot on.
Thanks for telling a friend. That's how we spread the
word about the pirate ship. Sometimes I don't know what
to think because the weather so like schizophrenic this time
of year. Yeah, like today where we are near seventy
degrees and pretty nice. There was a little bit of
a breeze. This day's gone. It's supposed to be back
in the thirties tomorrow. It's like a forty degree.
Speaker 3: Drop first day of first day of Spring's wrong.
Speaker 2: Mother Nature's going through menopause or something.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's upstate New York. That's what we deal with.
Speaker 2: But I was seeing that I was talking to somebody
to day. I did the old guy thing. I stopped
in to see a friend at a bar, had a
couple of pints, and they introduced me to some guy.
And when you know, it's like a billy joelc Yeah,
I know, it does you know what? Stopped and give me?
Speaker 3: Stapped into a bar, saw a friend of fide, had
a few pints of beer.
Speaker 2: So and then I.
Speaker 3: Woke up the next morning in my underwear, wondering how
the heck I got here.
Speaker 2: That's pretty good.
Speaker 3: I used to make fun of my brother by guitar playing,
so I take songs. I just switched the lyrics around.
I got really good at it for a while.
Speaker 2: I so there was another guy there that they knew.
He introduced me, and the guy was talking about the weather.
He was older than I was. This is what old
guys do at the bar. Now, is you talk about
the weather.
Speaker 3: That's like it's a novelist weather man.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I said, I said, I have not seen
I said. The one thing I will say, there's something
about the weather that seems very different to me this year.
And I said, actually, when I stopped to think about it,
the past couple of years, it's been different. We haven't
had this that I remember. And we had a winter
where we almost like one of the old school winters,
not record setting. It was cold, but we had a
lot of snow, a lot of snow. It wasn't like
we weren't socked with snow. Now four ninety wasn't shut down. Nope.
Speaker 3: There weren't like power locks being brought down. It wasn't
none of that yet. I mean that could still happen.
But it was just cold. It was a lot of
ninia year. In lat Nina years, we get worse winters
than el ninia years when the rest of the country does.
Speaker 2: So, yes, I think that's all true. But there's one
thing that I feel like has really stood out and
is very different, And I would say I do not
remember winds like this on a fairly consistent basis. Do
you remember winds this way like when you were growing
up and stuff. I don't remember the winds like this.
I don't remember tornadoes hitting New York State.
Speaker 3: I remember the Scorpions singing a song about it, and
I don't remember it changed. Yeah, Like I remember the
last time. I remember, like one year. I think I
had to be so I was in the city at
the time, but it was post my first marriage. It
was daylight today but or a day like Wednesday, but
the winds were high and it started knocking down power lines.
And then we had a next day, which is a
lot like what's going to happen Thursday where the weather
got cold and it started snowing and then people were
screwed for a week with electricity problems. Yes, but that
was one big wind storm. I don't remember it consistently
being this windy.
Speaker 2: But then again, I did never really think about it
all right, But I think the wind has been wilder
this winter than past winters, and I think when you
think back over the past couple of years, we've had
wild gusts. And then I come back to the studio
and I see a story that there are icebergs, literal
icebergs building up on the shore of Lake and Naida,
which is in Syracuse, because there are sixty to seventy
mile gusts that come across the lake and they pile
up the ice on the north shore and it's slamming
into like a boat house or someone.
Speaker 3: Protco like takes pictures of stuff like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's so it's literal like icebergs and it's all
being blown together, right, it's big ice off the lake.
And I go, I don't remember. I don't remember that.
I'm not saying it didn't happen. I just don't remember it.
I don't remember that. Maybe somebody who lives down by
Oneida Lake can say one way or the other, but
I don't remember that. And the winds are flipping wild.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's it's been a windy winter.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm just saying, like it seems strange. I don't
know that it's global anything. I often think the wind
is zc. Choum Trail's bill, Mother Nature's way of cleaning
everything out. But what do I know. I don't know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it just happened to be one of those years.
I wouldn't read anything into it.
Speaker 2: I read into the wind. The wind is freaking me
out a little bit. Goods Tornado?
Speaker 3: Now the wind really like affected those wildfires.
Speaker 2: In christ Mary. Yes, yes, yes, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: We had those hurricanes. If everybody forgets about.
Speaker 2: The port Bocoholma on fire. Now, is there something?
Speaker 3: It could be tournaments coming up? We need a distraction.
Speaker 2: Foodie will be in later on today in a very
very very long time. I don't Yeah, I won't bring
up why but what are you laugh at at? Nothing?
It was my big fat.
Speaker 3: Mount, of course it was. Of course, it's your show, bro.
Speaker 2: I had nothing to do with on the show.
Speaker 3: Nothing to do with the show, but it has nothing
to do with it's something to do with your mouth. Yes, yes,
I just have.
Speaker 2: I sometimes I get so fed up I have to.
I just I can't keep it bottled in. And I've
been trying to be better and better about that, but
sometimes they just kaboom. It's it, kaboom kaboom. All right.
Do we want to talk about a teacher who aims
that she's being targeted because she was because she's hot
and accused of something, or no go ahead, or or
I found a guy who takes more supplements than you
found the guy who takes more supplements than Dan Barrillo
and and expects to live to be one hundred and eighty.
Speaker 3: Okay, let's talk about the hot chick. Okay, I could
have got either way that we could talk about the
other one next if you want.
Speaker 2: I don't know. Okay, So this is a one of
those teacher student scandals, right, and I think this is
in the town of Downing. I don't even know where
Downing exactly is, might be Connecticut, Uh.
Speaker 3: We go, but Susan.
Speaker 2: But here's the here's the ironic part. This is a
thirty year old special education teacher. So in Downing, all right,
I'm just saying like the words are too much. Joel
Christina Formella is her name. Man. I would have I
would have had. I would have gone.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 2: I would have kept no. If I were in high
school with her, or even if she were my teacher,
I'd be I would have called her miss I smell
you or something. There would have been a smell.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's just it's built for smelly. Has been accused
of molesting a fifteen year old student. She was arrested
after the boy's mother found incriminating text messages. Denies the allegations,
claiming the student hacked her phone and framed her for blackmail.
Speaker 2: Now wait, now, hang on. I know everybody goes, oh,
it's impossible. I don't think it is impossible. I don't
not today. Prosecutors, however, say they have evidence of sexual
contact and argue she abused her position. I'm pretty sure
they got her on a traffic stop, like they pulled
her over, like she was out, like on a Sunday morning,
and they got her despite the severity. Good jar, I
don't know. I think I have no idea. She was
released on bond, but must avoid all minors, and her
former school will. Male teachers in similar cases often receive
harsher sentences and public outrage for Melo's defenses. Already raising eyebrows,
suggest that she's being targeted because she's good looking.
Speaker 3: She's good looking, targeted by whom well, by this, she's
usually good looking, people typically get away with more.
Speaker 2: And she cared too much about the students. But you're
a special ed, special teacher, so you should care, That's
what I'm so. The case brings up serious issues about power, accountability,
gender bias, and when it comes to the teacher student abuse.
Speaker 3: By so, she's using hot girl privilege.
Speaker 2: You got it now if this were a male teacher or.
Speaker 3: Hot girl discrimination, which is hot girl privilege. You have
to be hot to use one.
Speaker 2: I always, I always love like to me when I
think of hot chicks, right there are women And you
can get mad at me for saying this, but you
could literally go through life rent free. Yeah, I mean really,
hot chicks that take care of themselves in their bounds
could find a rich guy ride that. If that guy
don't you, you're already up in that circle right as.
Speaker 3: I know a couple of people at night who you
who fit that description pure and that nineteen eight both do.
Speaker 2: There's a nineteen eighty song country song. I forget who
sings it, but it's called another Man's One Man's trash
is another Man's Treasure, and it's all about a lonely
woman crying at the bar. Now he comes up to
her and puts his arm around her, and next thing
you know, shines her up.
Speaker 3: There's always a rescue called recycling.
Speaker 2: But I go with society tends to treat these cases
with less outrage when it's a woman. Don't you think,
of course it is well? But we do like there's
something about it that it's still probably bad. Again, I
always go, what is what are we missing? I watched
the Kobe thing again. I had to find out. I
kept falling asleep, so I had to find out why
is he not talking to his parents?
Speaker 3: Is this well he was wearing eight still or did
he switch to twenty four yet? Did they get to
that part?
Speaker 2: No, he was at thirty three when he's in high
school or something, but he was eight. He uh, this
was early. The reason why they didn't talk was they
didn't want him getting married. He met, he did a
rap video. She was a dancer. He met Vanessa, fell
in love with her instantaneously, went back to his trailer,
told his assistant he's going to marry her. Six months later,
they were engaged and Kobe was eighteen nineteen at the time.
Speaker 3: He bought the engagement ring at the mall. And she
did you ever hear that story?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: Jip Rome like did like a whole week on it.
Speaker 2: And she was maybe still in high school, coming out
of high school. And his parents just thought it was
too young and they stopped. They actually they were all
living together in LA and they moved back to Philly. Oh,
he hadn't talked to them. They didn't show up at
his at the case when he was charged with sexual assault.
They didn't show up in court.
Speaker 3: Well, they must have been real crudge in there.
Speaker 2: So yeah, right, that's what it is. It's it's a
little crazy. It's a little crazy. But I had to
go back and see that just to make sure that
I wasn't. I wanted to know what what is it
that will have you stop talking to your family? Yeah,
makes no sense, So getniss tonight.
Speaker 3: I need to get to the bottom of this. What
happened with Kobe and his parents.
Speaker 2: But I think with Kobe there again was there less
outrage because he was a celebrity over that sexual assault case.
I don't it seems to kind of go I'm telling you,
you've got to watch it. But again, as I watched
this thing and they're reading back the statements that were
made to the police by both Kobe and the woman,
this nineteen year oldman, uh, it makes you feel like
the moment, what else is happening that he felt like
this was okay? Because it seems very out of character
to him, and the way they portray it is he
walked in, he met her, She takes him to his room.
He says, can you give me a tour? She says yes.
They go back. He says to her, can I have
a hug? She says yes, and he starts kissing her.
I feel like there's peace. There's something missing. Oh at
this case, I got a thirty year old woman and
a fifteen year old kid. What's missing? What is the kid?
Let me tell you something. Kids, we can all say
there is a fifteen year old kid. A fifteen year
old kid is a fifteen year old kid. I have one.
I understand they're also exposed to way more than you
even know. Oh God, because of the phone. Yep, they're
way more. They're way more mature, or maybe not emotionally mature,
but they certainly can act it. They know how. I mean, Look,
most of us learn how to do things by what
smit mimicking, mimicking. I watched it behavior. Yes, I learned.
I watch you. I do that. So if I want
to see, I can watch a video on how some
cool guy picks up a chick. I know what to say,
I know the timing.
Speaker 3: See, I'm one of those visual learners, like I have
to see somebody do it before I do it. I
can't read it. That's what I'm saying, directions I got.
I kind of visualize it and see it. Oh that's
where that goes.
Speaker 2: Now, a thirty year old teacher should know way better
than to get involved with a fifteen year old kid.
You really can't make an expense.
Speaker 3: Why do you have a number?
Speaker 2: But at the second time question At the same time,
I go, what else is happening in this dynamic? What's
the kid special? Ed? I don't think so. I'm hoping not.
I'm hoping not. I know I'm hoping not. But I
don't know it doesn't.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, like when you say what's missing in
the dynamic?
Speaker 2: Do you mean, like, what's he saying? What's his response
to this stuff? Was he flirting with her? Did something?
You know what I'm saying, like and all of a
sudden you forget who you are? I mean, was he
appealing to her need?
Speaker 3: I mean, this happened, This has happened, like since Mary
kay Li Turno became the poster lady who's now passed away,
by the way, So she became the poster woman for
these types of situations. Right, she had a thirteen year
old student. They end up getting married and stuff, and
they got the VARs. Yes, right, they had a kid,
She had his kid, she went to jail, she came
out of jail, the end up getting married. Since that
situation in the nineties, all of a sudden, every month
there seems to be another one of these. And it
hasn't stopped.
Speaker 2: No, never, No, it's never stopped. What is the I
don't get the ex woman says that this kid, she
got a new phone. This kid got on her phone
and sent a text to him from from He wrote
a text to himself from her phone. I would think
most phones have a pass code to get in right,
yes or face? Id she what was he doing with
her phone? It's possible that I know that even as
a substitute, when I did, I would leave a phone out.
Speaker 3: But everybody, everybody by now, in this world where your
information needs to be secure, the easiest thing you could
do is come up with a pass code.
Speaker 2: I know, but it.
Speaker 3: Lock your phone.
Speaker 2: What if she just looked at her phone and then
he pulls a movie. Hey, you call her over right,
and then I'm gonna grab her phone and I'm gonna
and it could be. I mean, it's not out of
the bounds of possibility. Look, that was the defense of
a case in Canandaigua by our friend, a defense attorney.
He said, just because the text message was sent from
that phone, it does not mean it was sent from
that person.
Speaker 3: We're talking in a court case. That's reasonable.
Speaker 2: Well, that's what I'm saying here, like if they went
to court, that's what she's basically saying. Yes, I'm this
is blackmail. I don't know why blackmail. Who Let's put.
Speaker 3: This way, though there would have to be Let's put
this way.
Speaker 2: If there's tech failed finger painting today if.
Speaker 3: There's text, there might be other stuff there too, right, Yeah,
and so and there's certain gaps. I mean, people study
this stuff, certain gaps in the text, that type of thing.
I mean, I I look at the who thing ago.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not buying it. I'm not buying it. You're saying,
you're saying she did it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, like what you have to have more
than just my phone got hacked as a defense. There's
got to be like alibis, there's gotta be other stuff
that like, because eventually that story would get found out
one way or the other. How about whether he's telling
the truth or she's telling the truth. That there's gotta
be enough evidence to suggest that they could go into
forensics with the phones, social media, all that stuff.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. Most of the time, I would
think most people aren't gonna be wasting any court's time
or anybody's time. Yeah, to bring this case forward. If
this is it. Yes, the headline is special education teacher
charge with'en lesting. Fifteen year old student claims teen sent
text to himself from her phone to blackmailer. This happened
in Illinois. Uh, she's thirty, she's been a teacher.
Speaker 3: There is a couple of exceptions though, oh.
Speaker 2: Wait, this went down to this happened in twenty twenty three.
Speaker 3: Okay, so wait she.
Speaker 2: Uh in the cemetery following her arrest Sunday after the
boy's mother uncovered the Eletnot it was Sunday. The married
teacher but she said it's called Mizuh allegedly told investigators
that the student had broken into her phone and used
her number to send himself inappropriate text messages to blackmail her.
Why do I find that like I could actually see
that happening.
Speaker 3: Well, I actually, now that I think about it, Yes, okay,
but you'd have to be you'd have to have real
sophisticated technology to do this. Like there was a guy
on Patrick but David's show explaining how phones could get hacked.
And here's how, Like, no, since you go to the airport,
you never use a public uh those public charges. You
always use your own plug. You never plug. Yeah, you
use the block. You don't use the chart because those
things could like encrypt your information and then someone else's
control of your phone. This happened to Bezos. There was
a there was a program called Pegasus, and if you
installed this Pegasus program, you could basically you don't even
need the phone. You can just access the phone with
a couple of swipes and bang. Somebody took control of
his phone and they didn't even see his phone, but
they had control of his phone. And the scary part
was that this software could delete itself and there's no
trace of evidence that somebody broke into it. That's the thing.
But I don't think a fifteen year old kid has
that type of sophisticated.
Speaker 2: Maybe, but maybe I don't know. Here's the bad part.
You call yourself hot too. He used to like, I'm attractive,
she isn't unattractive, she's cute, which I almost sounds insults that.
Speaker 3: People say I look like Janet Jackson, like Freddy Jacks,
like Freddy Jackson.
Speaker 2: It ain't funny, Satan, you're too good looking, as like
saying my car is too nice. That's why I got
a ticket. Yeah, embarrassment by this doesn't work.
Speaker 3: I make too much money.
Speaker 2: Yeah. And then the other thing, if fourth cars in
the shop, if a fifteen year old can outsmart you,
and they can, probably that also is a red flag
for your teaching, I would think, and.
Speaker 3: Uh, I think there's also gaps in learning, though too.
Right when I went to Fisher, I remember election day
two thousand, That was when we had the standoff between
Gordon Bush Hanging chat right and I had to ask
permission to drive home to vote because my registration was
my address legally was back home. And the professor goes,
you're going to drive two hours away to go vote
in this election. I go, yeah, it's what I was
supposed to do. She goes, okay, yeah, I get that,
no problem. And two of the girls in the back
of the class, who were both ed majors, said oh,
you could just vote down down to the gym. I go, no,
you can't.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah you can.
Speaker 3: We're going there this afternoon. I go, no, you can't.
Why not. The professor had to speak up and goes,
what greater you are?
Speaker 1: You?
Speaker 3: Junior or senior? Go why, Well, you would know that
only Town of Pittsford residents I went to Fisher could vote,
and you have to be in that specific district to
vote in that specific gym. So how do you not?
These are college kids. My point is that the there's
gaps in learning, like education doesn't necessarily mean common sense.
Speaker 2: I agree with that. You know I agree with that,
but I don't know what'll happen.
Speaker 3: I just I just the whole, like my phone got hacked.
Doug Gottlie brought up a great point once, because if
your phone gets hacked, there's gonna be money missing.
Speaker 2: Uh, most likely there's gonna be money missing, unless it
is somebody trying to I don't know, plant something on
something on your phone. It could be kitty porn, which
would be really awful, or it could be somebody trying
to like make it look like you did send the
text mess.
Speaker 3: What is the motive behind a fifteen year old trying
to do this?
Speaker 2: This would be well, it would be to get a
better grade, have some leverage over a teacher. And and
then the mother finds it. And your mother found it.
Speaker 3: That's the thing though.
Speaker 2: The mother kid the kids allegedly sent it from her
phone to his phone and never erased it. She probably
showed his buddies. I don't know. I have no idea.
I don't know.
Speaker 3: He still had to get discovered by the mom. It's
all he went to mount to a mom, Look at
this teacher is doing to me.
Speaker 2: No moms do look are they're a mom that I
should do that. But Jamison going, you should do that.
Look what she's doing, Man, I should do that.
Speaker 3: See what's happening down here?
Speaker 2: All right, well we'll take a moment. I'll give you
the world. Somebody who takes more supplements than you says
he's going to live to one hundred and eighty. Maybe
you've got something on your side.
Speaker 3: Now, Okay, is this is this the reversing age?
Speaker 4: Dude?
Speaker 2: Yeah, these are biohackers. Okay, you got it. I want
to hear about this biohacking you.
Speaker 3: Of all the people on this podcast, though, I don't
think I'm the one who needs to be bio hacked
the most. I think there's other people in the podcast.
Speaker 2: I see where you're saying, like people punching it ghost
people who can't even he who can make fun of me?
Speaker 3: But yet you know I'm.
Speaker 2: Making fun of you for something. Well yeah, well you
do it.
Speaker 3: To my face. Actually they all do it real. All right,
we can be helpful to help people with this podcast.
I'm here to help people listening to this podcast live
better lives.
Speaker 2: Me too.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we just see what we do.
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Speaker 2: Uh, how many supplements a day were you taking when
the supplements became a deal? You have the a fib
so only six?
Speaker 3: Yeah, only six? I don't go nuts like I don't
take a one daily. I was told by our friend
that like one dailies really just don't do anything. That
Shorsha told me, it's like your body can only handle
so much. That's why you're urine glows, because you're just
getting rid of most of it. Yeah, body can only
take in so much at one time. Let's put it
that way.
Speaker 2: I will say this the quest for eternal youth. Right
as we're exploring space, people are going there. We want
to live longer. We just had people. What were they
stuck in space for? When they go for Can you
imagine packing for a one week trip and find it
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Speaker 2: He's the father.
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eighties and was transported here.
Speaker 2: Father of biohacking. Uh fifty one years old. He has
spent over two million dollars hacking his body to extend
his life to at least one hundred and eighty. He
spends three thousand dollars a month on supplements. Three that
tell that to Beth, three thousand dollars a month in
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and even zapping is junk for better erections. Okay, I
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apparently it's every body part. On the other side, there's
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a while. I don't know if you've seen. He's a
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he puts his own son's plasma into his He spends
about two million dollars a year to slow aging, and
he claims that he ages in one year eight months.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've heard that claim from him.
Speaker 2: That claim his extreme methods includes taking one hundred plus
supplements daily.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I've heard of that. I've heard him do that.
And there's other guys like Gary Breca and.
Speaker 2: Gary Breca seems normal.
Speaker 3: Yeah, gar Garry's Gary Break is pretty practical. But if
you use his stuff it's expensive. Then there's Tony Robbins
as life Force. He's got a company. There's another dude
who's got actually a pretty reputable company where they could
test everything, test what you're predisposed for, including like Alzheimer's
and that like years decades in advance to figure out
where you're at and how you can you know, hijacket.
But you got to buy their vitamins, their stuff, so
they keep you on the hook that way. I mean,
if if you're a multi millionaire, right, that's probably the thing,
and you're not a believer in God or the afterlife,
then that's probably the thing you should invest in the
most is yourself and your bodily needs.
Speaker 2: This guy doesn't eat a meal before his last meal.
He eats before noon.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, well, Gary Player, the golfer, Yeah, that's his thing.
He eats breakfast in the morning, he eats right before noon,
and then he's done for the rest of the day.
He keeps his feeding between four hours between eight am
and noon and that's all he eats. And the rest
of the day he doesn't eat, just drinks water. It's insane.
I mean, basically, life is meant to be lived and enjoyed, Okay,
and it's hard to do that when you can only
eat nuts and berries and vegetables.
Speaker 2: All right, So then lean meats this guy. The ultimate
goal for both these guys, I would think, it's don't die,
Yeah right, that's the ultimate goal. And then I'd say
that they claim it only makes you stronger fighting death
this way, Yeah, sure?
Speaker 3: And does that prevent car accidents though? Wow?
Speaker 2: No, But it should be about thriving, not just surviving.
So I mean, is bio hacking the key to longer,
healthier life, I'm not, I don't know. Or is it
just an expensive high tech guy Silicon Brot's midlife crisis
If it's.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well that's the thing. If it's that expensive, then
it ain't worth it it. Also, it also speaks to
the fact that if these guys are going to go
to that length and spend that kind of money to
live this long, then all the conspiracy theorists out there
who think that guys like Bill Gates and Hillary Clinton
all these people, you know, like have like a secret
way of keep their minds going after they die, that
just you could just throw that out the window now,
because you have two gentlemen here who have way more
money than well, maybe not gates, but they're actually like
putting it towards living longer effective lives.
Speaker 2: If biohacking truly works, this means our future is filled
with a one hundred and fifty year old, backward hat
wearing silicon tech bros who are going to be just
ancient by the time everybody gets around and everybody else
will expired a yeah, and there'll be one hundred and
fifty years old.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I mean the human body is supposed to last
over one hundred years.
Speaker 2: It really is.
Speaker 3: It's just because of our environment, our food, everything we eat,
stress life that we don't live as long as we should.
Speaker 2: When did it do that?
Speaker 3: No, like get biblical times.
Speaker 2: Oh, we don't even know they they've counted wrong. It
was misinterpreted. I'm only saying that because, like in the
eighteen hundreds, I had a cemetery kind of diagonally across
from my house. I went in there to see and
most people were thirty two, thirty three years old, eighteen whatever.
It is a strange thing. I don't know. I go, look,
at what point does biohacking just become too much? I mean,
these guys are disciplined, man, that's a lot of differ
and a lot of money.
Speaker 3: Let's put it this way. Somebody asked, it's like a
horror movie plot.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna stick my son's plasma.
Speaker 3: Like Men's Health, like is made a living off doing
this type of stuff and promoting this type of stuff, right,
And I want you ride an article for Men's Health
that made me basically put everything in perspective, no matter what.
And it says, do you want washboard abs? Guess what?
It's not worth it? Yeah, And the point is, yeah,
no ice cream, no alcohol if you're into that, nothing fun,
No sugar.
Speaker 2: It is literally just lean meats.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and vegetables.
Speaker 2: Not even bear.
Speaker 3: You can't even eat fruit because fruits sugar. So even
natural sugars don't care. It's like who wants to live
like that? Yeah, I'm gonna go out, Hey, what are
you gonna order? Seltzer water? That sucks?
Speaker 2: Well? What happens if your kid dies? Who's plud plasma?
Do you go to next?
Speaker 3: Probably grank kids, or you get it from somebody who
was the same blood type. You knock on their door. Hey,
I found you in a database. You're young enough, could
I you want to donate some blood? I'll pay like
a million dollars a year.
Speaker 2: Way, Oh sure, this guy ages eight months in a year,
and I feel like sometimes I've I've aged a decade
in a year.
Speaker 3: Look at your metabollock age. If you get a chance,
try to look at your metabollock age, and then I'll
tell you how old you really are. And I've had
metaballock age raging from forty nine to fifty nine. That's ridiculous.
I'm only forty five with you.
Speaker 2: Why, kid, Because because I don't know.
Speaker 3: Your metabolism kind of controls your health.
Speaker 2: Dude, Yeah, I understand that. I understand that, but like,
so what are you doing about it?
Speaker 3: I'm trying to exercise, I'm trying to eat better. I'm
trying to eat less, I'm trying to eat in certain windows.
I'm trying to take supplements. I literally like, you don't
see me eating chunk very often?
Speaker 2: Do you?
Speaker 3: How often have you seen me eat junk?
Speaker 2: Uh? You know where? I did see you eat junk
and I locked it in. I did, and you had
to ask, you had to ask, And I've had a
few beers. So now I'm gonna tell you I saw you,
I locked in on you and I watched you. I
watched you go to town.
Speaker 3: Yes it was, Yes, it was heies, cookies and everything around. Yeah,
it's around the cookies.
Speaker 2: I don't think you No, I don't think you do.
Speaker 3: No. I try to pick my spots for the week.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, I need to do that too.
Speaker 3: It's hard, man, it's freaking hard.
Speaker 2: It's it's not it's not. It's mind over matter. I mean,
I know that sounds ridiculous, but it's not hard. Like. Look,
I've been going to the gym more. I did a
spin class today. I've been enjoying these boot camp classes
that have taken it the y. I love it because
there I go at a certain point in the morning,
mid morning because I gotta drive my kid off at school,
so I missed the other stuff. And I like to
do a little work and then go so that way
I can ruminate about things that we can talk about
in the podcast or whatever shit I got going on.
And uh, I see people in their seventy You know
who's there. You know who's in my class? Often coach Fosburg, Oh,
no kid, Yeah, Saint John Fisher football coach because I'm retired. Yeah,
and I used to see him. He lived by me,
and we used to I used to run sometimes together.
I would great, dude, just shuffle long. But he's in
there doing it. So there are people who I think
there's one lady who high five the other day. Shit
was like skelet her. I don't know she got to
be like.
Speaker 3: That's thing too. I mean like I've heard stories where
you know, you'll pass all your your lipids and everything,
but you'll feel like garbage and you'll look terrible. Why
because you're not having enough protein or you're not getting
your cholesterol up, which you need to. Cholesterol protects your
brain from Alzheimer's, believe it or not.
Speaker 2: Here's what here's what people need to do. And I
mean this in all seriousness. We are inundated with information
about AI taking over everything. Now right, AI is going
to do this? AI is going to do that. Go
on chat GPT and put into the prompt I'm this age,
I'm this gender, I'm this weight, I'd like to be
what is my what where should I be? Ideally? And
how do I get there in a reasonable fashion or
something to that effect. Put a prompted.
Speaker 3: But like even if you're starting in front of your computer,
right problem write that stuff in.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what work your prompt? A little? Yeah, try to
really yes, and then watch what happens. It'll spit back.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I've done it.
Speaker 2: You have a fantastic thing, and I think it works
for you. And then you've got the plan and then
it's up to you to you know, not.
Speaker 3: The other the AI other day said Dan, No, I
didn't say, David. It sounds like you're troubleshooting. So yes,
I did. I can tell you you the point.
Speaker 2: Why now, why are you so obsessed with this?
Speaker 3: I just want to I just want to have good health,
that's all. So want to live life to the fullest.
Do the biohacking until Jesus comes back, because I plan
and stuck around for that. I think it's gonna be
coming soon after once they get these robots in place.
Speaker 2: If you could extend your life by decades, and here's
the problem, I don't know that you would know, it's not.
Speaker 3: An extending life. It's about extending a good life. You
couldn't live to be ninety. But being like marbles, like
marbles were brains at like seventy five.
Speaker 2: But I mean I watched what was no Who did
on the Family and the Jefferson, Norman Lair, Norman Lear.
Speaker 3: I was it's not coming, wasn't Neil de Gras Tyson?
Speaker 2: Uh. Norman Lear lived to ninety nine and was functioning. Yeah,
I mean he did. He wasn't out skipping rope and
doing anything. But if living like these guys, one hundred
plus supplements a day, two million dollars, young person's blood plasma,
all this stuff, strict dietes, insane routines, is it worth it?
Is it worth it? Well?
Speaker 3: I give you an example of a guy who's lived,
who's almost ninety maybe maybe he older, and he eats
like McDonald's cheeseburger's, three cokes a day. Who's Warren Buffett?
Oh yeah, the oracle of Omaha. Yeah, this and this dude.
He has applied common sense to every stock he's ever purchased.
I read a book from him last night, like him
and Charlie Munger. I read the cliff Notes version. But
the point is I figured, yeah, every night I read
two Blinks, so any oh I do? Oh yeah, oh yeah.
And I gotta tell you most books suck. Most books
really are just common sense really doesn't apply. But he
was very practical in his investments he didn't like. He goes,
you don't have to look at all these statistics and
stuff and analytics, and he gives you a basically.
Speaker 2: A very like we complicate everything, right, that's the point.
Speaker 3: But this dude like he's living in like his nineties
and he's a multi billionaire.
Speaker 2: And oh, by the way, he eats.
Speaker 3: A McDonald's every day, which is like the worst place
you can eat.
Speaker 2: Yes, so, I mean, I think aging naturally may give
you a more meaningful life. When you're so obsessed with
how you look and all this stuff and it's a
little weird. I think it makes you weird and unrelatable
to people. I really do. I just think most people
can relate to you if you work out, eat sensibly,
even restrict the windows a little bit, and I will
tell you have a positive overall outlook, be happier than
morose and dark and all this stuff. I have a
friend who can get very dark on things, can get
very serious at times. Who oh do I know them?
Speaker 3: Yes, okay, yes, all right.
Speaker 2: I think they like Michigan. And sometimes you get a
little dark about Sometimes you get dark.
Speaker 3: I get a little dark.
Speaker 2: You get all down on your shelf, You get down
I don't know what my problem is. I don't either,
because then all of a sudden I'll hear something like
I should have done that, and I'm like, why do.
Speaker 3: I sound like Jordan Moran every time?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 2: You are, because you are? And I go, why who cares?
It's okay, there's no wrong, there's no wrong, nothing's wrong.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I admit though, I'm a lot happier than I
was like the last time we worked together.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I lot a lot better. I didn't
think you were that miserable. I didn't sometimes you got
I think people told me I was miserable. Well, I
didn't think you were miserable. I don't think did I
tell you were.
Speaker 3: Miserb No, no, no, But I think that there was
a point where, like I think you would Tommy be like,
oh man, this kid.
Speaker 2: Well, because you would say some of the name things
you had, like these strong beliefs. You'd be like, you
know what I gotta tell you? And you know you
still do it now you go off like the sports
stuff last night. That's why Marty Herney now I had
to bring back Marty Hearny. I get it. I totally
get it. I totally I understand, believe me, I can
really what it would make it.
Speaker 3: So what makes me me makes me entertain Yes.
Speaker 2: And I wouldn't want so don't change it. It would
be my thing.
Speaker 4: But you're right.
Speaker 3: I actually like you're gonna you laugh at me.
Speaker 2: I am laugh at you. You try too hard. But
you you know.
Speaker 3: I go to the mirror and I try to smile
and give myself a high five five minutes a day,
five different times. Seriously, it's Tony Robbins. But go ahead, laugh,
laugh all you want. But hell, you remind you when
you smiled. But that's the point. Though, you gotta high fighting.
You're the best.
Speaker 2: Yes, man, you're so great.
Speaker 3: I mean it's not Stuart Small type stuff.
Speaker 2: But you know what good for you? If that helps you.
I don't give a shit. You told me I was
gonna laugh at you, and I have to do it
for the chest. But if we were having a private conversation,
I'd still be laughing. No, I would laugh, I would,
you're right, but then I'd go, you know what I do?
A lot of it all has to start in the mirror.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 2: I haven't done a lot of weird shit lately, but
I have a lot of things that people would say
is weird. And I just think that if if that
puts you in a happy state, then what's the problem.
Speaker 3: The idea is changing your stake because every decision you
make is not necessarily the information you have, but the
state you're in when you make that decision. For example,
you know what I like? I like another beer? Why
because you're feeling good? Is it good for you?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: Is it the right thing to do?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 3: But man, my state of mind is amazing. I want
to have another kiddess and I've gotta.
Speaker 2: Because I'm with friends, my favorite well it was only
me and but yeah, describing you that, that's twice and
within five days.
Speaker 3: Your state help you make that decision. You got to
be able to change your state any moment to a
point where Okay, you know what, I am happyess, I
am in a good place.
Speaker 2: I am I do that for the podcast. Okay, no
you don't. That is your life every day. But you
know what, though, if we could have your house, we
would we would totally see exactly what that is. At
the end of the day.
Speaker 3: Yes, at the end of the day, like I've come
to the conclusion in my life that looking back, there
have been patterns since I was three years old that
I can remember, like, Okay, this is this is just
my brain chemistry. This is how I have to work
around those things. And you have to practice that. You
have to work at it. It's not going to be something
that you just automatically just read a book and bang
you're good, or take a pill, bang you're good. You
do not want to be hooked on medication the rest
of your life. I don't care what it is.
Speaker 2: How about supplements, it does one hundred plus.
Speaker 3: Well, supplements are good for you?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, I think there are patterns and when you
notice them, I think we have to do is go
that no longer serves me right, And like I know
old people right now we are like I can shit.
Speaker 3: I know old people are like I could check out
right now, Like you serious? Like my grandmother I talked
to the other day, Happy sat Patrick thing, grandma ninety
seven years old. Yeah, I go, you get man, you're
gonna be one hundred too. I don't want to live
that long. It's only three years from now. They're talking
about the robots coming in ten maybe five years elin
the other day like, yeah, I don't want to live
that long. But like, okay, that's first state of life.
She doesn't want to live that long. It's not about aging.
It's about aging.
Speaker 2: Well, yes, that's but you got to keep the I
think it has more to do with your head.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And I think this podcast has really helped people.
Speaker 2: You know, has it do that? Well, I'm not sure.
Speaker 3: Don't be like me.
Speaker 2: We got somebody who can help though, Foodie. It's been
a while. Foody and the brackets, and I know a
lot of people are using AI this year. Ah, what
big mistakes some food he says, the human Hell. Somebody
else says, you got to turn it from the inside out.
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Speaker 3: I'm gonna miss Craig Gumble.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Greg did it for didn't? Is nance still doing it?
Or no? Was last year? Is last year? Last year?
Speaker 3: Was his last year?
Speaker 2: Was it fooding?
Speaker 3: Maybe? Yeah? Because he Uh, because he was going straight
to the masters every time. Yeah, and that had been enough.
It's like most people would kill for that job.
Speaker 2: We're in Atlanta where number seven Marquette is taking on
number fifteen Bryant in the one we didn't see coming.
Speaker 3: Bryant based out of Massachusetts.
Speaker 2: Uh, food do you like to bring in? Only because
it's it's been forever since we've actually seen you or
talk to you. Terrible terrible, terrible.
Speaker 3: Terrible, terrible terrible, but.
Speaker 2: You you hold up, like you didn't even partaken in
Saint Patrick's state last year because the tournament kicked off. Yeah,
it was last year.
Speaker 4: The year before had to be the year before last year.
Definitely part two.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, I don't know, uh, but you're gonna be
what do you do? Lock yourself in a basement somewhere?
Speaker 4: That's correct? Yeah? Is it a Brad's no at my
buddy time?
Speaker 3: Okay, how many TV's?
Speaker 4: You got five TVs?
Speaker 3: Because the games don't overlap like they used to.
Speaker 4: They get gone, so you got like a twelve fifteen,
twelve forty five.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like staggered start.
Speaker 3: You know, they're they're not like it used to, where
like all the games were on at once and you
only had one channel, right, you know, so everybody would
go to like a bar and watch every single game,
like Emember one time when I was working in radio
at WHAM, like the entire sales staff was at JG. Crummers.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well you used to go and I remember broadcasting
afternoon shows live from like a distillery or something, and
guys when the TV cameras would show up, putting paper
bags over their heads so their bosses wouldn't know was
them like so they wouldn't be in the background of
a shot, and which I always thought was funny. Now
you can watch it anywhere you are, and I still
think that it may actually be worse than the guys
who snuck out to go to the bar, because productivity's
got to just drop everybody's half ass in it while
watching the game. And they are a lot of fun.
I mean, they're you know, the the Cinderella stuff. I
love this tournament. I'm a huge fan of it because
you just never know when a lower seed is just
gonna upset somebody and you know it's just it's just
that day. And a lot of times those kids have
been together longer on those smaller, smaller Division I.
Speaker 4: Schools nowadays, Yeah, I mean.
Speaker 2: Right, because you got a lot of one and done
right one and the portal is a big thing.
Speaker 3: Every night is senior Night for the next four weeks. Yeah,
in a way for even the freshman.
Speaker 2: Yes, it could be, it could be, could be one
and done. You never know.
Speaker 3: That's why college basketball has lost like its popularity over
the years.
Speaker 2: I remember, ye mean, you.
Speaker 3: Guys are both jen Exers, But I remember it too
when Latner would make the cover of SI. I mean,
Duke had a following and you knew the players year
after year after year after year. Those days are over.
When Weber basically left Michigan after his sophomore year, that
kind of opened the floodgates, floodgates for guys like Marbury
and others to Tim Duncan's and to just take off.
And now I got the one and done concept, and
you don't know who anybody is. And then these kids
transfer all the time too.
Speaker 2: Right, right, do we expect to see like a repeat champion?
Speaker 4: I would think not, No.
Speaker 3: You Cod's not that good this year. But I think
they're gonna win some games.
Speaker 2: They're an eighth seed right out of the West. They
are an eight seed out of the West, which I
always think. Those eight to nine games, to me are
so hard to pick. I would say eight nine, even
the the the seven nines to me are sometimes tough
to pick.
Speaker 4: Seven tens. I got some.
Speaker 2: Seven tens, thank you, seven tenths, thank you.
Speaker 4: I do have some numbers for people if they're degenerate gamblers. Yes,
we can get into that. Yeah, sure, whenever you want.
But you know, generally, you know, if you're a betting person.
You know, uh, those eight nine games, you just take
the points and hope.
Speaker 2: Take the points, right because they are so close, right.
Speaker 4: No, it's usually won one and a half two.
Speaker 2: It almost seems unfair to have an Auburn go up
against an Alabama Saint Francis. It's like, you know what
I'm saying, and not that we haven't seen sometimes an upset, right,
there's been twice.
Speaker 3: Twice UNBC beat Virginia, which was the first time a
sixteen beat a one, and the following year Tony Bettet
had his team back in the championship game and won it, Yeah,
which totally made everybody forget about it. But there it
happened again, happen again.
Speaker 2: But I often think the top sixteen teams in the
country going into the tournament have the greatest chance of
winning the national championship, of course, right, yeah, so, and
they're usually the ones. It's it's we don't see many
of these Alabama Saint Francis get beyond the sweet sixteen.
If they even get that far, they make it to
the thirty two, they you know, it might.
Speaker 4: Be as I mean, last year we had NC State.
They were a great story, right, Yes, they played their
way in.
Speaker 3: He's played their head coach.
Speaker 4: Played their way in through the ACC tournament, made all
the way to the final four. Yeah, I mean Syracuse
did something similar, and yeah they did. They were in
the playing game well.
Speaker 3: Uka when they won the Big East Tournament. They had
to literally win the tournament to get into the tournament.
They end up like never losing again and they end
up going and winning the championship. They gave Kevin Alie
this huge extension. He sucked. They end up fired him
and bringing in Hurley and he ends up people forget you.
Cond Maybe this generation, not Duke, UKA, may be this
generation's greatest college basketball program, which.
Speaker 2: One we never think of, right we don't.
Speaker 3: It's ridiculous because.
Speaker 2: You do think college basketball, I automatically think, do you think.
Speaker 3: North Carolina, Kansas? They used to think Indiana, U c l.
Speaker 4: A, Michigan State, Michigan State.
Speaker 2: Always Alabama's coming on the scene. Now that's that's.
Speaker 3: Become Buffalo's adopted d because we're with you now.
Speaker 2: But they somebody said, foodie, I read this brackets, flip
it on his head, fill out the bracket from the
inside out. This is to the University of Illinois Computer
Science professor Sheldon Jacobson.
Speaker 4: He's onto something, he Sheldon.
Speaker 2: Is that the dude from uh yes, yes it is
from Nerds Are Us or whatever the show is, Yeah,
a mystery science or oh big bank. Yeah, he used.
He used AI and past tournament results to determine the
best round to start with, and it told AI says
the elite eight or the final fours where you should
start filling out your brackets, which seems insane to me.
Speaker 4: Like that's good, I need to do this. I think
that's a good use of a just.
Speaker 2: Say where to start? Yeah, not like who's gonna win? Right, yeah,
because I think it's I think your bracket's gonna blow up.
Speaker 4: It probably would. But like most large language models, yeah
are outdated. They're you know, data through twenty twenty three, Yeah,
they are. So you don't have this year's data in there,
you don't have last year's data. You just are going
off what.
Speaker 2: Right, So saying where should I start it based on
historical preferences the next last two years?
Speaker 4: Really that percentages? That's a good point, Like that's where
you're getting all your points and if you're in a
bracket pool, right.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, it is pretty much that is it? So
who do you see? Who do you have? Did you
fill out a bracket? Or if you were to just look,
let's just say overall, who do you say cuts down
the nets on April seventh in San Antonio?
Speaker 4: I think somebody from the SEC will cut down the net?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Okay, so that that excludes Duke.
Speaker 2: How many SEC teams are in there?
Speaker 3: It's like fourteen fourteen SEC team or no?
Speaker 1: Was it?
Speaker 4: No, that's can't have eighteen teams?
Speaker 3: Was it eighteen teams? I think they have eighteen eighteen
in the tournament? No, I think of fourteen in the tournament?
Speaker 2: Okay, fourteen?
Speaker 4: Did that many make it?
Speaker 2: I didn't think boy, I thought it was less than that.
I don't know.
Speaker 4: So it's interesting this year the SEC has not only
been the best conference, but they've been dominant outside of
conference play. So going up against you know, the ACC
or the Big twelve, they've been dominating. The only conference
that gave them problems was the Big Ten. They're slightly
above five hundred against the Big Ten. So if you're
looking at a bracket and you see one of those
matchups come off in Michigan State against an SEC, you know,
maybe you lean Michigan State in that one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I hear a lot of people talking about Florida
being the best team in this tournament.
Speaker 3: I heard a guy take Florida for the tournament the
other day.
Speaker 4: Yeah, agree, disagree, I can't disagree with. I can't disagree.
I mean they just rolled through the SEC tournament. Yeah. Offensively,
they're probably one of the best in the country. Defensively
their top ten. God, it was so great to see,
like the stats.
Speaker 2: Robert Morris beat Alabama, roll tide right, or a Mount
Saint Mary's beat Duke.
Speaker 3: You say that, but then it kills the rest of
the tournament.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it gives me something to root for.
Speaker 3: It does until it because it makes the tournament no
longer fun. Upsets like they'll get so far check out
the times Away County on Saturday.
Speaker 2: Why do you got.
Speaker 3: To something.
Speaker 1: Over?
Speaker 3: Upsets are great in the moment, in the next game,
it's like, oh, crap, this is what we got.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I could see Troy beat in Kentucky based on
what Bill based on the faaceed what hang on based
on Kentucky. I could see the son coming up tomorrow
taking him a little a little too light here.
Speaker 3: I could see Derek with his problems that he could
be about on this show.
Speaker 2: That I could see. I can see that a mile away.
Speaker 3: I can't do to talk.
Speaker 2: I would like to do. I would like to do
brackets on Dan's problems. I don't have problems.
Speaker 3: I don't have that many problems. My problems are nothing.
Speaker 2: They're in significant supplement brackets with Dan Burrilla.
Speaker 3: I gotta tell you, like, can't do dudes, just talk
about stuff. This is Dandy's life. Yeah.
Speaker 2: If the cholesterol about what? I don't talk about issues in.
Speaker 3: You asked me how I was doing one day, and
I told you about my cholesterol, of a sudden now
became a thing. The sorry, go on, I'm sorry, go ahead. Fine,
Why is Troy going to beat Kentucky?
Speaker 2: Bill? Because I I just for some reason, I could
see Kentucky looking past? Can't you in a way almost
looking past? And who's coaching Kentucky this year? Pope? They're better?
Speaker 3: Yeah, they said, they said Calipari pack. Yes, they brought
me Mark Pope.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, haven't I mean, I I mean it's not
probably gonna happen, But were you much fun as well?
For those small schools to like an SIU Edwardsville.
Speaker 4: Yeah, got here?
Speaker 2: Where are they going here?
Speaker 4: Here's the stat they have.
Speaker 3: A nun that delroally loves like like that way like Chicago.
Speaker 4: Why Troy is not going to win? Yes, last twenty
seven games with three seeds in the first round, they're
twenty five and two straight up. Wow, Okay, they's don't yeah,
they don't that much.
Speaker 2: No, No, it's it is rare and and what you
would probably see more likely is a nine beating a six.
Speaker 4: Played eight.
Speaker 2: Yeah, beat the eye.
Speaker 4: I don't know, I don't know, yah, I final four?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Or you don't see sixteens beating ones often? Right? Uh?
You do see it? Could uh? Could you see a
four or twelve beating a four?
Speaker 4: Twelve plays the five?
Speaker 2: Yes, well I have a twelve, oh twelve places five. Yes,
I'm looking at the wrong thing that shouldn't have gone
for that beer.
Speaker 3: Look at the bracket.
Speaker 2: How about the thirteen practical bracket?
Speaker 4: But speaking of twelve five, yes, okay, yes, I got
a little tidbit on them somewhere.
Speaker 3: That's that's usually like where you could find some good upsets.
Speaker 2: Okay, I like this right.
Speaker 4: Here's a little fun fact since two thousand and five
the five seed has only been an underdog twice in history.
The tournament happened in two thousand and six when Syracuse
was a five and Texas A and M was the
twelve Texas A and M ended up winning.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know what happened after that game. Billy Gillispie
got a job coaching Kentucky and he coached him into
the ground.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that win.
Speaker 3: Like I think they went to the final four day
you might have.
Speaker 4: Yeah. And then in twenty seventeen, mid Tennessee State was
favored over Minnesota and mid Tennessee State actually won that game. Okay,
so this year we have this rare, this anomaly again.
Colorado State is twelve seed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, taking on Memphis there.
Speaker 4: They were opening line favored by one and a half
or two and a half.
Speaker 3: Really keep your eyes on the rams.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's interesting.
Speaker 3: Now I might show up too. Well, that's Colorado.
Speaker 2: You could really like if you're Memphis well insulted by this?
I mean I use it as a coach. You'd be
trying to hoach these guys up and use that as motivation.
Speaker 4: I would think. But was two thousand and six the
year McNamara got hurt.
Speaker 3: Yes, two thousand. Then when they lost to the Canamounts
of Vermont. No, that was four that fourcros to Texas
A and M and six that's right. Okay, yeah we
just said that. Yeah, I think yeah, I think Jerry
McNamara was my.
Speaker 4: Tweak to him.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because he was the big hero in the Big
East Tournament. Remember, and then Behim was like, we wouldn't
win ten with that Jerry McNamara. This team wouldn't want
ted epic games. This year they let off Sports Center
with Bayhive like going off.
Speaker 2: I think, uh, I could see Baylor beating Mississippi State
for sure. Well, I mean, and that's a night, that's
an eight nine.
Speaker 3: They won the national championship a few years ago. Yes,
uh Baylor, Yeah, they beat Purdue.
Speaker 2: Right, No, I don't think Baylor won.
Speaker 3: Baylor won the national championship three years ago.
Speaker 4: Always bailed out early, except for last year.
Speaker 3: I remember Baylor beating somebody in the Natal Championship few
years ago about food. You gotta know this stuff, no,
because nobody picked them to win it and they end
up winning everything. Oh wow, yeah, you know what we
should have known better. Yeah, but nobody. Nobody getsed it.
Speaker 2: Who plays tonight. Foody is it North Carolina?
Speaker 4: Last night?
Speaker 2: They played last night?
Speaker 3: Yeah, twenty twenty one. They beating Zaga. That's right, Soga
can't win it all right?
Speaker 4: And then America and from Pennsylvania.
Speaker 2: Yes, I I think this whole tournament is so much fun.
Speaker 4: It is where you watching it?
Speaker 2: Where are most of the games? I'll watch it here
home Conry's. It's hard to watch there because you can't.
Speaker 3: Because basketball is not the main attraction in that place.
Speaker 2: No, you can't really hear even think the alcohol.
Speaker 3: Is the main attraction in that place. I think it's Damian.
Speaker 2: Maybe, but the U I would Yeah, you know thirst
season is a fun place to watch. Yeah, yeah, Conry's
is a fun place of I watched.
Speaker 4: By the way, No, okay, I know this is a
national podcast. But yes, your friend misses you at Thursday.
He told me, who's that Rick Bilger? Hey? Rick, rick
a listen?
Speaker 2: I haven't Uh yeah, I got to go in there.
I almost went in last Friday, and then I I didn't.
I went over to McConnery's the South Peter. That was
a mistake. Yeah, but that's a fun place. But where
are the games they're on? Are they they're everywhere on CBS. Yeah,
we know that, but.
Speaker 3: Tru TV to TBS. Yeah, so it's all It was
the National Championship game on CBS this year or is
it on want a cable? See that's the thing about
college basketball. Yeah, but they sold their soul the n
c nf I sold their soul to Turner and that's
what they got.
Speaker 4: And so I think it's.
Speaker 3: Like traditionally, if you tune into CBS on the Monday
night of the championship game, you might end up with
like n C I S or c S I or FBIA.
Speaker 2: Oh your favorite program life programming. Yeah, you fall asleep
to those.
Speaker 3: Where's the NAZEL Championship game?
Speaker 2: Dan?
Speaker 3: They moved them to TBS this year?
Speaker 2: A right, pay attention foody. Yeah, so you're on DraftKings.
Speaker 4: I am and DraftKings yeah, Van dual, Okay, you're in
both more than that?
Speaker 2: Yeah, And how much are you putting in total? You
think for these games?
Speaker 4: We do standard back twenty twenty a game, twenty nothing
you know, big just you know, yeah, twenty.
Speaker 2: A game on those platforms.
Speaker 3: No against each other, separate platform, separate platform.
Speaker 2: For just you and your friends. Yeah, who came out
the winner last year.
Speaker 4: Well, I think we last two years, we've been up slightly,
Like you know, twenty dollars bats I think sixty two
hundred bucks. Okay, not great, but when you're betting sixty
three games, yeah.
Speaker 2: That's a lot. It's a lot.
Speaker 3: I mean yeah, by the end of it, you should
be able to buy like a percentage of the bills
if you get them.
Speaker 2: All right, I want to fill out brackets and see you.
I always love to see like I fall apart within
the first day, but I love do love to see
Yale move on Yale. Yeah, taking on Texas A and M. Right, yeah,
the thirteen versus A four.
Speaker 4: We do have a.
Speaker 2: Texas A and M is going to blow them.
Speaker 4: I mean it's we have two Yale beats in here.
Speaker 2: You do what are what are the Yale beats? Who's
put them in?
Speaker 4: Well? Just based on so there's a lot of trends
in the tournament. You know that you're I guess you
know we need to be familiar with as better. Now.
When you're going with trends, they can end at any time, right,
Like I said, you know the three sets twenty five
and two last twenty seven games, you know, they could
go h and four this year and you just screwed right.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: So but you know, based on you know, data in
the past, so like to, uh, you know, use our
brains and make some mathematical picks.
Speaker 2: Gotcha.
Speaker 4: So one of these for Yale. You know, underdogs typically
between six and a half and ten points do pretty
well on the turn. Okay, so that's like your range.
You're looking at those dogs that are plus six, Yeah, plus.
Speaker 2: Tenny, Danny's gonna he's gonna win. He's gonna win, and
it's all gonna be blown on supplements or he's gonna
lose in him.
Speaker 4: Oh, he'll come after me.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you what. If I win, I'll take everybody
out for dinner.
Speaker 2: I think Danny. I think Danny will win. I think
Danny will smartly sit down and look at this and
take your advice and do it. I really do. I
got to just say that because it pains me.
Speaker 3: Why is it pain you? You have me on the
show for a reason. I think I'm the most interesting
guy on your show. I think easily the top five.
I got one tip for you guys. I want to
Maybe you've heard this. There's a guy named Connor Allen Connor.
Allen's an NFL writer. He's on Twitter, and he did.
He does the tournament every year, and he says ninety
five percent of national champions have ranked you the twenty
first or better in adjusted offense offensive efficiency and thirty
seventh or better in defensive adjusted deficiency. Now before, okay,
here's the thing. Here's the thing. Forget all that. Here's
the eleven teams that can win the national Championship.
Speaker 2: Thanks if I why'd you say it? If I need
to forget it, I couldn't even remember.
Speaker 4: Forget about all that.
Speaker 3: In other words, forget all about here's the teams that
you can bet on the win the national Championship. A circle,
all right, Duke, Florida, Houston, Auburn, Tennessee, Alabama, Texas Tech, Gonzaga,
Iowa State, Wisconsin, and Arizona.
Speaker 2: No Yukon in there. Right.
Speaker 3: Here's another thing, though, no team since ninety seven Arizona
has won West I'm sorry, west of the Central time zone.
Speaker 2: Fact, no team has won west of the Central times Yes,
so no West coast.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the last time was ninety seven, Arizona, Kentucky.
Speaker 2: Well, no central time zone is anything includes.
Speaker 3: Texas to Marcia, tex West of Texas. But I mean, like,
so those are ten teams that you really because, like
Arizona's in there, but nobody's won it since ninety seven
West of Texas. So look at what you got you
and I mean, you know, you got ten teams. Gonzaga
is another team you could elimit eight. So now you're
down to about nine teams that could win the national championships.
If you're doing your bet your brackets backwards, those are
your nine teams you want to start with.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, there you go, look at that.
Speaker 4: But Gonzaga is up there right, yes, so they are
you know, if you're filling out your brackets and they're
the eight seed, you know, could they potentially beat a one?
Speaker 2: They could potentially.
Speaker 3: Gonzaga is always like that, that perennial mascot.
Speaker 4: You can't tell.
Speaker 3: They're Everybody loves Knsega. Nobody hates consecut they're out a
football school. They show up every year. Mark Fuse a
hell of a coach. He gets all these kids to
show up to Eastern Washington to play basketball and they
go to the tournament every year and they do relatively well.
Speaker 2: Footy, what is a regular season thirty four.
Speaker 4: Games, thirty three games, thirty three, thirty four and then
and then you got the con I mean both teams
on here it played thirty four games.
Speaker 2: There's a chance you've got more Cooper Flag type injuries
the guys.
Speaker 4: Yere talking about somebody, I mean banged up.
Speaker 2: What I'm saying is like, you know, let's say a
three seed and they got a guy who we're not
saying anything, he's going to play and it just doesn't
go well and they get beat by.
Speaker 4: Well, they have to kind of hide those injuries because
the committee takes that into effect.
Speaker 2: When they do that seating Yeah, in the seating committees. Uh,
real quick on that, on that note before I because
I know Dan has thoughts on this, and we haven't
gotten a lot of I know. The cloud are the
UNC and the athletic director being the chair of the
selection committee and recusing himself because you have to for
your team, yet at the same time making sixty seven
thousand dollars more for himself. That's a wild thing to me.
If the team makes the tournament and then it's a
deep run, I don't know what a deep run is.
Is that sweet sixteen deep sweet.
Speaker 3: Sixteen is basically like when it's not like winning a
national championship, but that's the gravy. That's the gravy. Boat
is the sixteen. Yeah, if you get to hag a banner,
that's the sweet sixteen.
Speaker 2: It's another one hundred thousand for this guy. So the
question becomes could there be money influence, like, hey, buddy,
I'll slide you. You know what I mean. I don't know.
It's hard to say, and other yes, and other people
have said there have been back room deals. They know it. Oh,
it's worse than it's worse than the Grammys in past years. Yes,
but look, I go U and C getting into the
sixty eighth? Do we do we can? I mean's well,
blue blood team.
Speaker 4: The only team that cares is the team that doesn't
get it.
Speaker 3: Can I tell you this, it's a television show. Well,
the NCAA Tournament is a television show. And NC is
a brand. UNC is a brand. Okay, people want to
see North Carolina, you know what they if they could,
if they could, they would put in Syracuse and Indiana
and you see in Kansas who by the way, like
all the all the blue blood schools. Not that Syracuse
is a blue Bloo. They're kind they're kind of purplish.
But the point is, like they would put all the
brand names in the tournament if they could, if they
could get away with it, they would do it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there were a couple of years where Syracuse was bubble.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, Like in twenty fourteen when they went
to the final four, they shouldn't even were twenty fifteen,
they shouldn't have been there.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you this. They were terrible.
Speaker 3: I remember what's his name, like, Trevor Trevor Cooney misses
a three in the ACC tournament. Next thing, you know,
we see Syracuse Pike. Well what they're in? They got in? Yeah,
and then they went to the final four.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was That was an amazing run.
Speaker 3: And how fun was that on Easter Sunday or when
they came back run? Yeah, Virginia Kevin Harley goes back
from the deed.
Speaker 4: On Easter Sunday.
Speaker 2: I could see in the West Arkansas beating Kansas a
ten beating of seven. Here we are and I'm putting
that on Calipari kandas Calith party, right, is it even Arkansas?
Speaker 3: Calipari's one of those tragic figures. Yes, he is.
Speaker 2: No, I know, but I mean he's a good coach.
He's a good recruiter. Okay, I mean food.
Speaker 4: Do you want to back me up on that oneiter?
Speaker 3: The hell of a recruiter. But for some reason when
it comes exit to those oh crap.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I could see it happening. He's just a
big I want to see, uh, Saint John's.
Speaker 3: A lot of people do, a lot of people like
generation and my generation, well mostly your generation, want to
see Saint John's because Luke Carnesseca, the history at the
Garden they were able to do in the eighties against Georgetown,
the Big Deal and the Biggie, the Chris Mullen and
those guys when they were known as the Red Men
not the Red Storm. And also all these Syracuse fans
are rooting for Saint John's seed in.
Speaker 2: The West, aren't they.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: The problem back, Yeah, that's the reason why.
Speaker 3: That's but the problem is that you can't bet on
them in New York State can't.
Speaker 2: But I can pick him in my brack again, I
could absolutely do that festive.
Speaker 3: But now you got to like fill out two brackets. Yeah,
all right, I'm saying I'm gonna fall four.
Speaker 4: You can't at.
Speaker 3: Least fall out one. I'm gonna fall out for the
all right.
Speaker 4: I like it.
Speaker 3: Of integrity, boy, I could see Saint John's does g
a bracket of integrity, But I'm gonna fill.
Speaker 2: Out for We could have Saint John's Arkansas.
Speaker 4: We could Yeah, that would be are you from the
out inside out?
Speaker 2: No? I'm going from the outside end on that one,
but I should do the outside end.
Speaker 3: By the way, doesn't Louisville have a home game possibly
coming up in the tournament with where they're.
Speaker 2: Playing possibly.
Speaker 4: They usually have the locations on here. Yeah, they did
stupid brackets.
Speaker 3: Because because I thought I heard that because I haven't
watched this this closely, but that Louisville if they beat
Creighton in Alabama and Auburn that in the sweet sixteen,
they could be they could be in the Uh they
could basically be playing like an hour from home.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they can't play at the Young Center.
Speaker 3: No, No, they can't.
Speaker 4: Yeah, right, but they could play across the river.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like what Syracuse went won the national championship. They
played in Albany.
Speaker 2: And then I think did anybody play in Buffalo? Coming on?
Speaker 3: I don't think so played in Buffalo.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, not Syracuse, but I was trying to think
of other teams in the area that may have been.
Speaker 3: Bobby Knight coached his last game as an Indiana Hoosier
in Buffalo and lost. Just so you know, I just okay, sorry,
what these.
Speaker 2: Are the things? Its them all the time. If we
could clear some of that out of your brain, the
brain power you would have.
Speaker 3: I'm working on it, all right. We'll take the supplements
are for.
Speaker 2: We'll take a moment. Any other tips food.
Speaker 4: We do well, he's very interested.
Speaker 2: We'll do the tips. We'll do the tips. And I
do want to talk a little bit about these people
who were stuck in space. They went for a week.
You talk about what was the Gilligan's Island. It was
a three hour tour. It was a three hour tour, right,
and this one in space. We'll get to all that
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Speaker 3: Control to mad a town, ground control to me town.
Take your broateam bills and put your helmet on, so.
Speaker 2: Danny does before leaves out the food.
Speaker 3: He did say something during say what did he say?
Speaker 2: What did he say?
Speaker 3: What did you say?
Speaker 2: Food? He doesn't even remember what he said to you.
Speaker 3: He said he needs to take some of my advice.
Speaker 4: And learn when I'm happy enough, happy enough?
Speaker 2: Why that's like, I can't you know what I'm happy enough,
I'm happy enough.
Speaker 3: You can always have for tenth. Yes, he's content enough means
he's used two words instead of one. We gotta pick
on the guy for I'm not I'm picking on you.
I have the ball to put myself out there.
Speaker 2: I play that song because before we get back into
the tips and food, he's got some great, great tips
on on doing all the betting for this big enormous tournament.
How much money is bet Do we have billions?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Billions with an ass yeah? Uh. I just I have
been sort of really caught up in this space story,
which it just seems so odd to me that these
two NASA astronauts go out there again. I'm boeing not
a great track record, sawing. They were supposed to do
an eight day test flight and it turned into a
two hundred and eighty six day odysseys. They're back on
Earth and I guess you get paid for the unexpected
work shifts because you're still there, so you work.
Speaker 3: At twenty four seven, I get it's a leaper, a leaper,
so you get extra, do you get hazard pay?
Speaker 2: So they they're supposed to get some extra cash for
their trouble that like Jerry duty cash. Well, you know what.
So a former astronaut, Caddy Coleman, said that NASA space
travel allowance in twenty ten or fifteen years later was
just four dollars per day.
Speaker 4: Though you weren't far off.
Speaker 3: Do't just gonna have to fix that?
Speaker 2: Not exactly, hazard pay for being stranded out in space
for two hundred and eighty six days, in my opinion.
But if they get today's higher per diem, they can
end up with fifty one thousand each. But if it's
based on the older rates, they would each get one
forty eight dollars, which would be terrible, terrible. And you
know what, I wondered where people even care? Terrible, Like
they're scientists and I don't know.
Speaker 3: What's in your wallet, so one thousand dollars?
Speaker 4: Have you been following this all along?
Speaker 2: I've been paying attention sort of. I I find so
much in the news just dark these days, you know,
like everything is this one got shot, this one I
can't I go.
Speaker 3: Yeah, got lit up. So they went up for eight days.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was the thing to test the thing and
then six.
Speaker 4: So where they get the food from.
Speaker 2: That's a great question.
Speaker 4: With the water that they have to do, I don't
know what they do them with the waste. I think
that space waste. Now.
Speaker 2: I don't know if someday all of a sudden, a
turd just lands on your roof, comes screaming through your
chimney brown ice. I looked they returned to the SpaceX capsule,
so that means the myransfer elon Musk and.
Speaker 4: They have with the spacewalk.
Speaker 2: This is the whole thing. I thought. They got to
the International Space Station.
Speaker 3: Oh is that where they were?
Speaker 2: And we couldn't get out of there necessarily. They were
supposed to be on this eight day trip and then
they wound up two hundred six days there. And I
don't know, but getting them back was supposedly.
Speaker 4: Because this like Interstellar. Yeah, where the guy wakes Jennifer
Lawrence up early.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yes, he.
Speaker 4: Is it good?
Speaker 2: Yeah? That's yeah pretty good?
Speaker 3: Was it the George Cloning movie?
Speaker 4: Or no? Is it Interstellar? Is that the right movie? No?
Speaker 2: Interstellar was inside your body? I thought, wasn't that where
they shrunk somebody down and they went in your body.
Maybe I thought that was the thing they were trying.
Speaker 4: Anyway, Danny, this movie they were they took off and
they got frozen with some you know, put to sleep
to make the journey like Austin Powers. Yeah, and uh,
for some reason the dude woke up. He was in.
Uh what movie was he in? I don't know Star
Wars close to Star Wars. He's star Lord okay from
that Marvel movie. Okay, I don't remember his name anyway, good,
good segment.
Speaker 2: Because two hundred and eighty seven extra days in space,
same out fits, the same out no weekends, no fresh air, yeah, no.
Speaker 3: No boat, no motor cars.
Speaker 4: You know, how do you not go nuts?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: You got clean underwear for ten days because you always
pack a couple extra.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: It was a guy and a girl, so yeah, right.
Speaker 2: Right, astronauts make between yeah, man and a woman. I know,
but can you even you need a little gravity to
make the friction go?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 2: I think an astronauts pay is somewhere between one hundred
and twenty five and one hundred and sixty three thousand
a year.
Speaker 4: It's not enough.
Speaker 2: I you know what I I Yeah, I mean, Josh,
how I just got these guys are going to space?
Can we can? We just could? Can we even a
little bit?
Speaker 3: I got a house, I got a space shuttle.
Speaker 2: I'm good.
Speaker 3: Who needs five more million dollars?
Speaker 2: This is the worst overtime in history of mankind. It's
the worst overtime shift ever. Yeah, God, high risk, predictable. Oh,
it's like, uh, four dollars a day. Yeah, it makes
like Nike in the Third World look like a generous employer.
Speaker 3: It's unreal. I just I can't. I mean, the psychological
implications alone, forget the physical implications, forget everything else. And
yet they still had this disposition when they interviewed them,
of joy, maybe just because they knew they were getting rescued,
because I would be the same way. But I mean
they look like they were like just a in a
great mood.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and probably to come back. Yeah yeah. And then
the one actually it's like gravity, yeah, and pulling on
your organs and everything's gotta be like you gotta feel weird.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know you were passing water back.
Speaker 2: Like, oh, that's funny, that's funny. I wonder what happened
if muscles astrophy a little bit, or you gotta have
some weight. I don't I like, you're.
Speaker 3: Only supposed to be up there for eight days, I know,
but thinking about don't pack too much.
Speaker 2: Better than flying Spirit Airlines. From what I understand, I'm
not sure.
Speaker 4: Icy, Yeah, all right, they went up there, bags were
flying fleet free. Come back there?
Speaker 2: All right? If your job unexpectedly kept you over time
for nine months, what would the bare minimum pay be
for you? Do you think whoa unexpectedly kept you? Nine would?
Speaker 4: Nothing extra?
Speaker 2: Nothing extra for nine extra months, Danny, I would just
your boss locked in a call center. You gotta be recruiting, recruiting, recruiting.
Speaker 3: Oh gosh, eventually i'd find people.
Speaker 2: Help get me out of here.
Speaker 3: Do you realize it's like eleven o'clock at night?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I know, I know.
Speaker 3: Listen, just hear me out of this.
Speaker 4: Oh that's nine am somewhere.
Speaker 2: Yees? All right? Forty What tips we got for the
NC double A YEP tournament, pens or a tournament? I
got my pen, all right?
Speaker 4: Two seeds, all right? Seventeen points are higher since two
thousand and five, they're fourteen and twenty four. So we
got three teams that fit this bill. Maybe you take them,
Maybe you don't. Robert Morris Wofford and Omaha.
Speaker 2: Okay, so seventeen points are higher.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so if a team is a fifteen seed, yeah,
and they're getting more than seventeen points, gotcha. You want
to spread the points.
Speaker 2: Take the points.
Speaker 3: Fifteen seed and getting and getting what seventeens?
Speaker 4: Okay, seventeen or more?
Speaker 3: Take them? Okay, take the points. Okay, take it. It's
about a sixty that makes sense.
Speaker 4: Four percent ahead, Danny, all right, yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it'd be very, very, very wealthy by the time.
Speaker 3: I want a FanDuel pick the eleven teams to win
the championships.
Speaker 4: So yeah, except for.
Speaker 2: Life, Okay, all right.
Speaker 4: The Mountain West is a terrible team conference in the tournament.
Speaker 3: Uh, let's tell Josh Allen that.
Speaker 4: But Mountain West seeds eight or higher eight or higher. Uh,
since two thousand and three are five and thirty six
straight up and only seven thirty two and two against
the spread. Wow, so we got four of those. One
happened last night. We saw what happened. UNC totally killed
San Diego State. Yeah, we got UCLA Memphis getting points
against Colorado State and Marquette. They fit that bill to
bet four, So bet four. Yeah, Ucla Memphis Marquette fit
that they're playing Mountain West's eight or higher.
Speaker 2: You cla Memphis, Marquette, Marquette.
Speaker 3: So bet those teams? Yeah, okay, well I feel rich
are already all right?
Speaker 4: All right, we talked about the three seeds. They're seventeen
and ten in the last yeah, twenty seven games. Texas Tech,
Iowa State, Kentucky, Wisconsin. What about all right, here's here's
a weird one. Okay, Okay, Danny, you got something, he said,
Texas Tech, Iowa State, Iowa State, Kentucky over Troy. Okay, Wisconsin.
Speaker 3: Okay, I like when I could just put like states down,
that's great, go ahead, I'm sorry.
Speaker 4: Okay. High elevation teams. Teams that play in high elevation, right,
tend to run out of gas for some reason in
the tournament.
Speaker 2: Interesting because we're more at sea level. Yeah gravity.
Speaker 3: So if you were just if you were just in
a space shuttle for two d eighty six days, odds
are you're probably not gonna you win the first or
second round, but you're not gonna get the third round.
Speaker 4: So against those seas, they're fifty five and twenty three.
So these are teams you don't bet Okay, some fall
into multiple categories. So you have to make a choice
about b Yu, Utah State, Colorado State again, and New
Mexico High elevation. Yeah, but against those teams, I don't
know who they're playing.
Speaker 3: I mean, that's got sucks. I'll be living in New
Mexico in a high elevation area and there's like no
benefit to that.
Speaker 2: What do you mean it's beautiful?
Speaker 3: Think about it?
Speaker 2: Well, the Desert Aliens could come down like.
Speaker 3: New Mexico is what Arizona didn't want, apparently from what
I've read.
Speaker 4: But they got a lot of nice rugs.
Speaker 2: I hear a lot of people, a lot of celebrities
live like in Albuquerque.
Speaker 4: Isn't that where Heckman, no one was around Lows.
Speaker 3: Let's build something.
Speaker 4: Together, all right. We talked about the underdogs between six
and a half and ten. Yeah, they're forty four and
twenty seven against the spread. That's high point. Georgia McNeese, we.
Speaker 2: High point got in.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Oh McNeice always snicks in somehow, Liberty, Liberty, Yale.
Speaker 4: And Drake.
Speaker 3: So what is it about these guys?
Speaker 4: Again, they're underdogs between six and a half and ten points.
Speaker 2: Okay, So they're underdogs when the spread is six and
a half to ten.
Speaker 4: When they're getting six and a half to ten, Yep.
Speaker 2: High Point Mcneesse after McNeese.
Speaker 4: Liberty, Liberty, yale'll do Yale and Drake not to be
confused with Lamar.
Speaker 3: High Point Georgia, McNeice, Yale and Drake Georgia and ludicrous.
Who's the Kendrick Lamar Lamar?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 4: All right? Pay for the next one.
Speaker 2: Next tip from foody.
Speaker 4: Team's coming off twenty point losses in their previous game,
you would think they wouldn't do good. Well, they're twenty
seven and fifteen against the spread in their first game.
So there's four of those teams. Some of these are
repeat so you know you might want to bang it
uh b Yu no as an opposite. Alabama, Illinois, Kentucky.
It's three states, Danning.
Speaker 3: Yeah, three states and some Mormons. Yep, technically four you betting?
Speaker 2: What was the tip on these?
Speaker 4: Those are teams you want to take? Yeah, it's what
there's some contradiction.
Speaker 2: B Yu, you canceling yourself out there, Ancel that one out.
So Maama, Illinois and Kentucky take those.
Speaker 4: Kentucky's been mentioned twice now, so really, Bill's Troy upset.
Speaker 2: I would love to.
Speaker 4: See Troy do it.
Speaker 2: Oh god, that would be so immediate. Oh man, did
you see Troy?
Speaker 4: Okay, the ten seed? Did we talk about this one?
The ten seed versus the seventh seed where the ten
has more regular season wins? Okay, so you know, yeah,
somebody has twenty seven wins, the seven has twenty six wins.
The ten seeds are one in fourteen straight up and
against the spread.
Speaker 2: Now this again could cancel out. He could, because you've
got New Mexico against Marquette. New Mexico is twenty six
and seven on the season, Marquette is twenty three and
ten at the seventh seed. New Mexico at the ten seed.
Speaker 4: The ten seeds are one in fourteen, So you don't
want to take New Mexico.
Speaker 2: Okay, so we cancel each other out.
Speaker 4: There no no New Mexico, No New Mexico. We said
the other team.
Speaker 3: About regular Mexico.
Speaker 4: Now Mexico is also the high outitude. Nothing happens in
New Mexico. And then Utah State is the other team
you don't want to take, okay, also mentioned before as
somebody you don't want to take. They'll probably win.
Speaker 2: Nah, the utes. Where do you start watching, sir, twelve o'clock,
twelve fifteen on Thursday?
Speaker 4: Yeah, tomorrow tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Home.
Speaker 4: No, no, I'll be in the basement.
Speaker 2: Yeah. And then when do you come out? When? When
do you like come out to see your Saturday? Saturday?
Speaker 4: I got the baseball thing I gotta do Fantasy baseball.
Speaker 3: They got draft. Yeah, with a third pick of the
twenty twenty five Fantasy Baseball Rotissary Draft, Footy selects.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Eric Judge, all right, all right, good,
so you gotta go out and get that.
Speaker 4: I got to do that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you can't do that remotely on the remotely. Yeah,
he's got a lot going on over yes he does. Yeah.
What a life you got? What a Life's back to
the basement, fantasy in the basement.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, all right, we got two more, all right,
more more.
Speaker 3: Five Fantasy has been out about baseball.
Speaker 4: Slow teams that play at a slow pace that's uh
sixty nine possessions or less.
Speaker 3: Like Princeton used to Yeah, exactly. Princeton offense billy.
Speaker 4: That are favored by plus six to plus nine in
the underdog between plus six and plus nine or thirty
three and eighteen against the spread in the last fifty
one games, seventeen outright winners in that matchup. All right,
we got some repeats, so okay, cool, Yeah, so Drake McNeese,
High Point, Yale, and Liberty you mentioned all those already, yep,
all right. Then the last one is free throws. Free
throws matter, Free throws do matter? Uh, seventy seven percent
or higher on the season when the spread is six
or less, those teams are sixty and twenty nine against
the spread. When the spread is four or less, those
teams are forty one and eighteen against the spread.
Speaker 2: So pretty good. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so when they when you make your free throws,
you win those close games. So for that, we got Gonzaga,
Oregon VCU Vanderbilt in Colorado State high elevation to you,
so they cancel themselves out.
Speaker 2: Man, good stuff. Where did you research all this?
Speaker 4: Uh? The internet? Looking looking and look, yeah, it's crazy,
ship a lot across it's And then the fun fact,
you know, Yukon's won back to back yes tournaments, they're
also twelve and as against the spread that time.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, just take the points.
Speaker 2: Take the point.
Speaker 3: Uk Yukon always take the points.
Speaker 4: Always take the points until they lose.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you could take the points and they can
still lose. You can still get the if they're an underdog,
gods are if they're playing it, well, they're an eight.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, probably the favorite.
Speaker 3: What what what?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 2: Wanted to go? This is bath?
Speaker 3: Could you please? But the dish not the same? Bro,
I do the dishes and she rearranges them in the Yeah. See,
I know you guys talk about this the.
Speaker 2: Pra No, we didn't talk about it at the parade.
I'm just saying. I'm just saying, like I can see it.
Speaker 3: I'm a great husband.
Speaker 2: I'm not denying that. And you know all that Okay
that I just threw up in my mouth. But the uh,
I mean, you're you're great at the like knowing all
this stuff. It's like I got ah, but that's why
I said, please put the dishes in the didn't I
tell you that?
Speaker 3: It's like that episode of It's like that episode of
uh Marywood Children where Christine Applegate's character what was her
new Kelly? She like he fed her all these albody
feder all these facts for a game show. Todd Christiansen
was hosting it.
Speaker 4: And so they He goes.
Speaker 3: Her brain is full. We can't give her aady for facts, right,
So he goes, it's when you go to ring the bell,
ring the bell, honey, don't jerk it, because she pegs
she just lost the fact. So she answered all these questions.
They get to the final round. This man scored four
touchdowns for pol Kai High School in one game, but
she didn't know the answer was that was the fact
she lost?
Speaker 2: All right, foody good stuff?
Speaker 3: Yeah, great stuff, food good stuff.
Speaker 2: What's on the menu for all this? T K? Yeah,
t K.
Speaker 4: Pizza, great pizza, maybe some chili.
Speaker 2: All right, okay, do that basement your basement, in that basement, bms,
that's it, all right, well my basement. We'll close it
out as you get ready for the big tournament. I
think Dan's gonna make some money. Honestly, I could see
that make some money.
Speaker 3: I'll take you guys out for lunch. Yeah, that's the
kind of guy I am.
Speaker 2: I know you are a given.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Kevi, Greg come headaches.
Speaker 2: You give.
Speaker 4: If you lose. Gambling is a risk. Gambling is a risk,
cake on yourself.
Speaker 2: That is true.
Speaker 3: My brother, my brother Ryan called me.
Speaker 2: He goes, hey, you and Bill should do a bit.
Speaker 3: I'm like, okay, what should we do. You should call
one of those one eight hundred gambling ads turn the tournament,
ask him what teams to pick because you have a
gambling problem. You need help.
Speaker 2: Oh I go.
Speaker 3: Actually that's a pretty good idea.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I need gambling help.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Like what it says, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: Like for gambling health.
Speaker 2: I thought this was gambling help.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so it help.
Speaker 4: Yah.
Speaker 3: Mcne's gonna witness day.
Speaker 2: For Foody. Nice to see you for Danbrello. I'm Bill Moran.
We'll see you tomorrow. Please.
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