Speaker 1: Meaning a live man like this man letting butterfly flapping
Speaker 1: and wing big down in the forest. Man, it gonna
Speaker 1: cause the tree fall, letting five thousand miles away. Man,
Speaker 1: nobody seen it. Nobody else. You don't need no man
Speaker 1: may pluck. You followed the story and you got directed
Speaker 1: for like that. That's way, man, don't blackly night on
Speaker 1: the panel. Man, Man, I know.
Speaker 2: Bird, Welcome back to the Jay Burton Show.
Speaker 1: How you doing man, I'm doing great, buddy. I'm excited
Speaker 1: for this one.
Speaker 2: I am too. Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to another episode
Speaker 2: of Burden and Bird's Media Share where this is awful
Speaker 2: audio podcasting. We just go through some sort of visual media.
Speaker 2: You may remember such hits as a Nation of Islam
Speaker 2: cartoons and Jack Chick tracks. But now we've got something
Speaker 2: that is uh. It is both less. It is more
Speaker 2: embarrassing than either one of those Like say what you
Speaker 2: will about the Nation of Islam. They're weird, they're kookie,
Speaker 2: but you don't get a deep sense of secondhand embarrassment.
Speaker 2: And that is not the case with our source today.
Speaker 1: Cap Yeah, I from what here's all what I know,
Speaker 1: from what you told me, from what you message me.
Speaker 1: We're gonna be talking about cash Paateel today. I want
Speaker 1: to outline this conversation before we begin with a poly
Speaker 1: market odds Cash Patel out by April thirtieth, twenty three
Speaker 1: percent going down. People think he's gonna stay, as though
Speaker 1: the Bondie firing and the potential Tulsa firing are going
Speaker 1: to mitigate the purge. But by June thirtieth, you've got
Speaker 1: fifty three percent of people think he's going to be out.
Speaker 1: By June thirtieth, I think it's all. But I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm actually think of putting some money on us right now.
Speaker 1: I think you'll be gone potentially by the time that
Speaker 1: this episode releases.
Speaker 2: I mean, there's definitely something to it. And honestly, I
Speaker 2: had this idea before the whole Spider Cash thing for
Speaker 2: efforts Cash Hotel's email got hacked public.
Speaker 1: Can I tell the story? Can I tell the Okay,
Speaker 1: from what I understand it was, it was late March
Speaker 1: and the Iranian government, through a hacking organization called Hondala.
Speaker 1: I didn't know if that was supposed to be a
Speaker 1: joke or not. They had announced that they had breached
Speaker 1: Cash Battel's personal Gmail account, which was, if I'm not mistaken,
Speaker 1: it was something like cash pet or something like that.
Speaker 1: It might have been like Bettel cash or something. They
Speaker 1: had leaked that. They published a bunch of emails of
Speaker 1: photos and his resume and some some dating profile information
Speaker 1: from him, and uh so it was almostly personal information,
Speaker 1: no classified stuff. And now the State Department has put
Speaker 1: up a ten million dollar bounty on the hackers, which
Speaker 1: is an unreasonably high amount for a personal leaked information.
Speaker 1: But I thought that was pretty impressive.
Speaker 2: Bird name one other type that FBI has been used
Speaker 2: to settle one of Cash Bettel's personal beats, Right, I
Speaker 2: could now think of two?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I can think of two, three, three. I
Speaker 1: think I can think of three if I'm really okay,
Speaker 1: what's the third? Didn't he uh didn't he have? Didn't?
Speaker 1: Isn't he running the tunker? Carlson Sting.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll say that's true. I don't know if it
Speaker 2: actually is. It's spiritually true.
Speaker 1: I'm willing to believe it. It's directionally true. Gotta be
Speaker 1: directionally true. But okay, But among among those things, there
Speaker 1: was a burner email address that was kind of been
Speaker 1: that had been tied to the Gmail address called Spider Cash,
Speaker 1: which is a pretty unique name. Spider like the bug.
Speaker 1: It's not a bug technically, but for all my bug
Speaker 1: fans out there. And then Cash like his name, so
Speaker 1: not money but k with a K. And they found
Speaker 1: the Spider Cash profile on a number of porn websites
Speaker 1: like x videos, and then it was created. This was
Speaker 1: the funniest part. It was created on January sixth, twenty twenty.
Speaker 1: The experts an emotion, right right, he had, Yeah, he
Speaker 1: had to go blow off some steam. Yeah, which well
Speaker 1: could be very real. I mean that literally might be
Speaker 1: what happened as he got home from the Capitol that
Speaker 1: evening and he went, who you know, that was tough.
Speaker 1: That was a tough one. Now, well, just the only
Speaker 1: other thing is now you probably wondering, well, how do
Speaker 1: we know that it's it's actually him, because Spider Cash
Speaker 1: doesn't tell us much. This is the thing that a
Speaker 1: lot of people aren't getting into. But you have to
Speaker 1: remember that he he graduated from the University of Richmond,
Speaker 1: whose mascot is the Spiders. Okay, so a lot of
Speaker 1: people didn't catch that piece of information, but I thought
Speaker 1: that that was pretty interesting. So that was the kind
Speaker 1: of school pride thing that was coming out as possibly
Speaker 1: he took the name because he's uh, you know, he's
Speaker 1: proud of of his his school. But there's people who
Speaker 1: went even firs.
Speaker 2: There.
Speaker 1: There's a wellness app called mind Body where spider Cash
Speaker 1: was registered and the gender of the account was listed
Speaker 1: as female.
Speaker 2: Ah.
Speaker 1: And there's also evidence from the spider cash account that
Speaker 1: he was purchasing fashion. He was purchasing clothing from fashion
Speaker 1: outlets in Hong Kong, and that he owns a Toyota,
Speaker 1: which he does own a Toyota. I did double check that.
Speaker 1: There's also an eBay account, there's a Snapchat account and
Speaker 1: other things. There is also an Indian bank account. He's
Speaker 1: got an Indian bank account, which is legal but interesting.
Speaker 1: I think a lot of people would find it interesting
Speaker 1: that the FBI director has a foreign bank account. So
Speaker 1: you know, that was that. And of course what happened
Speaker 1: hours after the league, maybe minutes after the like, somebody
Speaker 1: created a crypto token, spider Cash crypto token which peaks
Speaker 1: within one minute of launch, and then somebody rug pulled
Speaker 1: and it crashed ninety percent five minutes after it was created.
Speaker 1: It was a it was hey seven minute in total,
Speaker 1: a seven minute rug poll and the person who made
Speaker 1: it out made out eighty thousand dollars. Whoever it was
Speaker 1: that created it that that is amazing.
Speaker 2: It was also cash Pattel.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, well right, possible.
Speaker 2: I'll be honest. I am primarily aware. Mister Patel is
Speaker 2: sort of a media character, right. He was sort of
Speaker 2: a truer leader for the Trump administration. This is the
Speaker 2: genesis of his his children's book. Right. But I think
Speaker 2: we need to we need to do a brief digression
Speaker 2: through your Patel's aesthetic sensibilities. Right, So, for instance, obviously
Speaker 2: the challenge coin, which has sort of become infamous is
Speaker 2: uh shoot, I could actually.
Speaker 1: The challenge coin was kind of awesome. I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: like a lot of people were shitting on the challenge coin,
Speaker 1: but I thought it was very uh unique. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: a good way to say.
Speaker 2: Watching You've got awful punisher skull with a Spartan helmet
Speaker 2: in the teeth. The teeth are revolvers, the eyes are spiders,
Speaker 2: and it has k s h Assume, an abbreviation for
Speaker 2: cash on the front. The back of the punisher skull
Speaker 2: has the FBI logo, a Tommy gun and the Cashel's signature,
Speaker 2: and then he got the same It's also not a
Speaker 2: challenge coin, like that is not a coin.
Speaker 1: That's not a coin, right, that's the challenge token or something.
Speaker 2: So the number nine comes up again and again and
Speaker 2: here is here is the transition to the actual subject
Speaker 2: of our podcast. So another story in this is uh
Speaker 2: Cash Betel's custom nikes. Right, so we have the same
Speaker 2: logo right on the heel FBI logo, the same wow
Speaker 2: ugly as shit and Jared Kid's here not a fan
Speaker 2: this this was linked by the Daily Beast by the
Speaker 2: way they put this whole tweet with again the number nine. Anyway,
Speaker 2: this brings us to the subject of our meeting today,
Speaker 2: mister Bird, which is Cash Betel's series of children's books
Speaker 2: called The Plot Against the Kink. Here you can see
Speaker 2: the scan with the coal sticker on it. You see
Speaker 2: uh Donald Trump. That's Hillary and then the wizard is
Speaker 2: should tell who he is really inserting himself into his story.
Speaker 1: And the book is called The Plot Against the King.
Speaker 1: You said yes, and you said it was part of
Speaker 1: a series.
Speaker 2: There are three or four of them. The first one,
Speaker 2: of course, look at the slugs. I think this is
Speaker 2: James comy. I'm not entirely shure.
Speaker 1: Okay, Devin Noonas is is Wait one of them is
Speaker 1: Devin Nonas, right, isn't that Devinonas.
Speaker 2: I'm guessing he messes with the name.
Speaker 1: It looks just like him who did the art for
Speaker 1: this scow Downald Laura Laura Vincent. That's gotta be some
Speaker 1: spooke somewhere, right, some government spoke.
Speaker 2: This is such a weird idea. By the way, that
Speaker 2: the the That's the Eye director has a series of
Speaker 2: illustrated children's books about Russia Gate.
Speaker 1: So is that what these her about?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's holy crap.
Speaker 2: Honestly, after, if we have enough time, I might look
Speaker 2: up Beacon of Freedom publishing house. I'm kind of curious.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm looking up Laura of instance. She's got an
Speaker 1: Instagram page and it's her illustrations and it's just like
Speaker 1: charming illustrations of bell peppers and like spoons, Like there's
Speaker 1: nothing here that would indicate she's like a que tart
Speaker 1: or anything of the money. Man, Yeah, I guess so
Speaker 1: she did? You think she knew what she was illustrating,
Speaker 1: because a lot of times illustrators don't actually know the script.
Speaker 1: You know the content. They're just illustrating images. Do you
Speaker 1: think she even knew?
Speaker 2: She's like, Oh no, I thought this was fetish port.
Speaker 2: You're putting me at this. This is deeply embarrassing, right,
Speaker 2: all right, all right? So, once upon a time in
Speaker 2: the land of the Free, there lived a wizard called Cash,
Speaker 2: the distinguished discoverer. Cash was known far and wide as
Speaker 2: the one person who could discover anything about anything. He
Speaker 2: found the Holy Grape deep in the enchanted forest, and
Speaker 2: he discovered who had stolen the Sleeping Princess. Is there
Speaker 2: any significance to the Holy grape? Why is it a
Speaker 2: singular grape?
Speaker 1: What does that mean? The holy grape? Is this a
Speaker 1: reference to grape soda?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 1: Maybe what could the Holy grape be?
Speaker 2: This is a great profile picture, by the way, there
Speaker 2: are so.
Speaker 1: Many Who's the blonde?
Speaker 2: I assume that's the sleeping princess mentioned earlier? Or she
Speaker 2: is a suspiciously unheard of uh Nashville country singer.
Speaker 1: Very possible.
Speaker 2: What do you see in this image?
Speaker 1: These are some elaborate illustrations of what I see is
Speaker 1: Cash Bettel as the wizard is in the front and
Speaker 1: behind him there is a a A A dismounted. Actually,
Speaker 1: he's been dehorsed night with a shield that has a
Speaker 1: hammer and sickle on it. So I guess he's lost
Speaker 1: the joust and he's on the ground on his ass. Yes,
Speaker 1: he's lost.
Speaker 2: A split panel.
Speaker 1: Oh, a split panel. Okay, and let's see the other side. Okay,
Speaker 1: and the other side, apparently dehorsing him is a man
Speaker 1: with the with the Roman wreath and a shield. Is
Speaker 1: that supposed to symbolize like the imperium the United States
Speaker 1: or something? I don't know, but what is It's.
Speaker 2: Like, let me read you this. The Herald, who spread
Speaker 2: important news across the land with their herald trumpets, had
Speaker 2: sung of Cash's fate ever since he figured out that
Speaker 2: the rush shown the Russonians were cheating in the jousting tournaments.
Speaker 2: I don't know what that is in reference to the
Speaker 2: Russonians do come back. But I don't know what his career.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, I didn't know. Listen, this is for three
Speaker 1: year olds.
Speaker 2: Okay, No, this is for old people to buy on
Speaker 2: O N N. That's why this is here.
Speaker 1: Ah, well, that's true.
Speaker 2: But all these quests had been easy for Cash, and
Speaker 2: as the sun rose and set over the land of
Speaker 2: the Free, Cash found himself in grain grave danger, not
Speaker 2: of trolls or ogres, but getting bored. That is until
Speaker 2: the Choosing Day.
Speaker 1: Wow, that is a huge tax blob for a kid's boy.
Speaker 2: Nyt Heralds with Trump has a little red flags would say,
Speaker 2: m g ka make the Kingdom great again. It's quite.
Speaker 1: By the way. I'm looking at the good Reads page
Speaker 1: for this book right now another good reviewer. One reviewer
Speaker 1: asks a good question, what is the Holy Grape? It
Speaker 1: has no answer. There's no answer given in the book.
Speaker 2: Okay, so I'm glad I'm not just an idiot. Apparently
Speaker 2: we're all confused by the providence of the Holy Grape,
Speaker 2: which is multiple greats.
Speaker 1: Obviously it's supposed to be a playing on the Holy Grail.
Speaker 1: But I don't know why he chose great Well, you
Speaker 1: know why, you know why he Yeah, you're right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: we don't even need to get into that. Yeah.
Speaker 2: On Choosing Day, the whole land gathered at the castle
Speaker 2: to choose the next ruler of the kingdom. Okay, I
Speaker 2: realize this is a.
Speaker 1: Book January sixth, Oh, no, that would be November. We're
Speaker 1: talking about November.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, this is about the election. However, anyway, I'm
Speaker 2: not even gonna get into this is not how a
Speaker 2: kingdom works. It doesn't matter whatever the Harald's been announcing, which,
Speaker 2: by the way, this is not a well written book.
Speaker 1: I'm really waiting to see Bob's and Vagana somewhere placed
Speaker 1: sense of this book.
Speaker 2: Oh there's a callback. I won't spoil it for you.
Speaker 2: There's a callback in this. The Heralds had been announcing
Speaker 2: that Hillary Queenin would be queen. She says Queen Lee
Speaker 2: things like thee and thou and forsooth, and her name
Speaker 2: is Queenin after all. But when the royal counter uppers
Speaker 2: counted up the final hones, they realized that the people
Speaker 2: had dared to choose the Merchant Donald. The Harolds and
Speaker 2: Hillary were horrified. Donald didn't care what the Harold said
Speaker 2: about him, and he was determined to make the kingdom
Speaker 2: great again. Thus King Donald moved to the castle and
Speaker 2: everyone turned to head home. So there you see Hillary
Speaker 2: queenin her nights and then the Heralds for CNN and
Speaker 2: the Post they're they're unhappy.
Speaker 1: Can I stop you here and can we reflect on something? Yes,
Speaker 1: Cash Battel. As far as if I'm recalling his career correctly,
Speaker 1: is a lawyer by trade, you know, I think if
Speaker 1: i'm if I'm not mistaken, he was like he was
Speaker 1: like one of the like an international lawyer, Like he
Speaker 1: was prosecuting Al Qaeda guys and Isis guys, okay. And
Speaker 1: then I remember he was affiliated with Congress, just like
Speaker 1: he wasn't a congressman, but he was maybe he was
Speaker 1: a counselman or something. He was somebody's counsel in Congress.
Speaker 1: I vaguely remember this. And again, he went to the
Speaker 1: University of Richmond to get a law degree, so he
Speaker 1: probably had a criminal justice background, law degree, international law,
Speaker 1: stuff like that. The guy has no creative writing background whatsoever. No,
Speaker 1: he doesn't have a degree in like childhood education or
Speaker 1: literature or or anything like that. And as far as
Speaker 1: I understand, maybe I'm wrong, but he has no history
Speaker 1: of publishing anything. I mean, maybe weird grammarcus briefs and
Speaker 1: things like that, but this is creative writing. It's a
Speaker 1: totally different thing. So you're gonna tell me he goes
Speaker 1: from being like a terror prosecutor of terrorists to writing
Speaker 1: a book for like seven year olds about grapes, holy
Speaker 1: the holy grape? Right? What is that? What is this? Like?
Speaker 1: What are we looking at here? For real? What are
Speaker 1: we really looking at here? Because the artwork in the
Speaker 1: book is actually quite good, vibrant colors, probably cost a
Speaker 1: lot of money, right to make these pad it's not
Speaker 1: cheap to make children's books, especially full art every page
Speaker 1: children's books, and then to publish them through whatever who'd
Speaker 1: you say was?
Speaker 2: Oh shoot, I'd have to go back to the beginning.
Speaker 1: I don't remember whoever the publisher was, but this is
Speaker 1: not a cheap endeavor. So what what are we looking
Speaker 1: at here? Who gave him the money to do this?
Speaker 1: It's very suspicious, like altogether, it's expensive to do this.
Speaker 1: It's I don't know. It requires a skill set he
Speaker 1: doesn't have. Is this ghost written? And just like said
Speaker 1: to be his very strange?
Speaker 2: He was on my screen bird, Oh this this is
Speaker 2: this is the publishing?
Speaker 1: Wait a second, so what did they have a big change?
Speaker 2: So they do Bible studies, Black children's Author's initiative.
Speaker 1: Are we in the set? This can't be the right.
Speaker 2: Dang BFF publishing. Oh no, it's not okay, that would
Speaker 2: have been funny.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, okay, okay, so it's Brave Publishing. The Beacon
Speaker 1: of Freedom Publishing house is an imprint of Brave Books.
Speaker 1: Brave Books has published people like Kirk Cameron. You know
Speaker 1: a lot about obviously you're a huge Kirk Cameron fan,
Speaker 1: and Kevin Sorbo, the actor from I can't even remember
Speaker 1: what Kevin Sorbo is in. But okay, this is so
Speaker 1: you're looking for Beacon of Freedom or Brave Yeah, Brave,
Speaker 1: Ben Carson, Ben Carson, they published.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, this is this is an established s grift
Speaker 2: if these guys are in it one hundred percent.
Speaker 1: Yeah. What I'm saying is Pash Bettel didn't even write this.
Speaker 1: Probably he probably probably had nothing to do with writing
Speaker 1: this at all.
Speaker 2: Okay, that makes me feel slightly better. However, by the way,
Speaker 2: look at how many of these include the phrase grandchildren
Speaker 2: these reviews.
Speaker 1: Oh boy, this is unbelievable what we're looking at. Because
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. The the Ecostamaga ecosystem is a very interesting
Speaker 1: quagmire to get into. Like, once you're in there, you're
Speaker 1: you're you learn so much about the the money making
Speaker 1: racket that a lot of these companies are into just
Speaker 1: siphoning off all of that boomer money. You know, eighty
Speaker 1: percent of the economy is locked up in these boomers.
Speaker 1: These companies make a lot of money grifting for grandchildren basically,
Speaker 1: And so yeah, I don't know, I I'm I'm I'm
Speaker 1: kind of I don't know. I'm at a loss for words.
Speaker 2: This is kind of fascinating.
Speaker 1: I'm like, legitimately, Yeah, we've just discovered a kind of
Speaker 1: hidden but open has books here. Oh boy, Frank Turk,
Speaker 1: the Island, Riley Gains, Oh this is interesting, Laura. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: this is like a full on ghost writing house.
Speaker 2: Oh what is Dan Crenshaw roots? Dan Crenshaw fame blame
Speaker 2: in the raft of shape and character?
Speaker 1: And oh look and it's all the same artwork. Is
Speaker 1: it the same illustrator? Look at the front page, first
Speaker 1: picture there, and oh it looks the same. Are these
Speaker 1: people even real? Like is this just a I like
Speaker 1: it might be? Oh yeah, We've just sorry, buddy, we
Speaker 1: we got to get back to the book because we've
Speaker 1: just stumbled on a black hole of maga.
Speaker 2: Yeah that do but on my screen right now, other
Speaker 2: topics in this saga. Okay, that's that's the term already saga,
Speaker 2: sanctity of life, dangers of communism, cancel culture, and critical
Speaker 2: race theory.
Speaker 1: Wow, why not? All right?
Speaker 2: Anyway?
Speaker 1: Holy? No, Hey, Jay Burton's audience. I know most of
Speaker 1: you guys are probably like his age or my age,
Speaker 1: but if any of you are over sixty, there is
Speaker 1: a huge industry that is meant to make you cough
Speaker 1: up six to twelve dollars for something that your grandkids
Speaker 1: will never look at. You've got to be aware of
Speaker 1: this stuff, like you have to just be aware of
Speaker 1: this stuff. It's really this is a dark corner of maga.
Speaker 2: It is, and it's it. Honestly, it makes sense that
Speaker 2: there's like a a whole network of companies that exist
Speaker 2: to service influencers like this. Yes, okay, But before the
Speaker 2: people could leave, Harold jumped into his stand to make
Speaker 2: a proclamation. Wait, he explained through his Harold Trumpet. Listen
Speaker 2: to what this noble knight has to say. Then a
Speaker 2: shifty looking knight jumped onto the stand. Donald isn't the
Speaker 2: rightful king. Inside this steel box, I have found a
Speaker 2: paper that says Donald cheated his way to the throne.
Speaker 2: All the people gasped, were shocked. How could he do?
Speaker 2: Such a thing. Do you get it? Burt? That? Yes,
Speaker 2: steel box?
Speaker 1: Is that James Comet? Who is that? Who are we looking?
Speaker 2: It's it's the Steel Dossier.
Speaker 1: So oh yes, of course Christopher Steele, Okay, yes.
Speaker 2: I think everything should be explained to me in these
Speaker 2: terms so I can understand better.
Speaker 1: Wait can I? I want to contact Brave Publishing and
Speaker 1: get a t L A book. I'm like it couldn't
Speaker 1: be that subject?
Speaker 2: Which subject would you explain about? The children's book.
Speaker 1: Cooking Crack Cook and Crack Trap hoose something like that?
Speaker 1: Something charming?
Speaker 2: Berto in the Magical cos Oven.
Speaker 1: The night the uh the what do they call it?
Speaker 1: The Night of the Long Pillow or something like that.
Speaker 2: By the way, look at this picture of Hillary Clinton,
Speaker 2: yet another just amazing profile pictures.
Speaker 1: She's doing the merchant She's doing the merchant clutch. That's crazy, apparently,
Speaker 1: said the Shifty Night. Donald made friends with the Russonians
Speaker 1: while drinking cherry ginger ale in this wirly towered tavern
Speaker 1: in Russodia, and they helped him cheat, and the people nodded.
Speaker 1: The heralds must be right, after all, they have the
Speaker 1: loud trumpets and important pieces of paper King Donald must
Speaker 1: be a cheater. And so, even though they hadn't looked
Speaker 1: at all the facts, everyone agreed that King Donald was
Speaker 1: a cheater. Everyone except for Duke Devin of the King's Court.
Speaker 2: By the way, Yeah, the high amount of dashes in
Speaker 2: this this might be written by AI like general.
Speaker 1: Maybe, Yeah, this is twenty twenty. It's very possible. Clearly,
Speaker 1: Devin nows, that's so funny. That's actually that one is
Speaker 1: really close.
Speaker 2: I just love that expression.
Speaker 1: This is kind of how I mean that you don't
Speaker 1: need to dox yourself. But you were, You were a
Speaker 1: cognizance human being during this period of time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was twenty three, so I mean, you know, relatively.
Speaker 1: I thought you were eighteen today. I thought it was
Speaker 1: your birthday today. I was four right years me.
Speaker 2: I read this book. That's why I wanted to.
Speaker 1: This is bringing back to a lot of good memories.
Speaker 2: Honestly, we've become nostalgic for two like one of the
Speaker 2: worst years ever.
Speaker 1: Twenty sixteen, twenty seventeen was kind of an elite series
Speaker 1: of years. This morning back a lot of good stuff.
Speaker 2: Duke Devin had known Donald for years, and he couldn't
Speaker 2: imagine the King had cheated. The Duke was loyal to
Speaker 2: the core, because why Cash was not at all surprised
Speaker 2: when he walked through Cash's front door. Again, I know
Speaker 2: this is written for children. This is badly like, badly
Speaker 2: badly written, Cash, said the distressed Duke. I am distressed.
Speaker 2: I know these terrible, tragical, tangleful rumors cannot be true
Speaker 2: of King Donald. But the heralds keeps saying that they
Speaker 2: are true. Must be a plot against the king. That's
Speaker 2: a very serious thing to say, said Cash. Seriously, what
Speaker 2: does King Donald think all about this? He calls them
Speaker 2: all fake? Harold shrugged to the Duke, But I must
Speaker 2: know what really happened. Look at this image of.
Speaker 1: Cash, Yeah, Sam at the desk in the FBI off us.
Speaker 2: Kicking his feet up.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: By the way, pay attention to Cash's shoes because we
Speaker 2: see the transformation.
Speaker 1: Really okay.
Speaker 2: We can't decide if they're right or wrong until we
Speaker 2: know all the facts. And if you're looking for facts,
Speaker 2: who came to the right place? Cash put on his
Speaker 2: wizard hat. I am the distinguished discoverer, so I can
Speaker 2: discover anything about anything. I help you on one condition.
Speaker 2: You must share the truth with everyone. No matter what
Speaker 2: I find, no matter what I find, excuse me. All right,
Speaker 2: So it's a more flamboyant cash betelling. But we move
Speaker 2: forward slightly, okay, right to the steel dossier, and when
Speaker 2: he looks into the steel he finds a sticky, silvery
Speaker 2: streak of slime. So he goes to that the slug keeper, Comy,
Speaker 2: that's who Comy is.
Speaker 1: Sorry, okay, yeah, slug keeper, And he finds the chamber
Speaker 1: a suspicious.
Speaker 2: Letter which reads from Hillary Quintin queenin excuse me, dear Comy,
Speaker 2: most sincerely, I thank THEE for the service of delivering
Speaker 2: my papers with thine slugs to steal the steel box
Speaker 2: so sneakily for suit and all this land shall not
Speaker 2: be found.
Speaker 1: Why is she the only one that talks like this?
Speaker 2: I don't know. But look at this picture of cash
Speaker 2: but tell the slugs and you see they're wearing little
Speaker 2: like g man glasses and bad.
Speaker 1: Yeah oh my yes.
Speaker 2: Also going through this, why are there cabbages everywhere?
Speaker 1: Great question? Why would there be cabbage? I'm gonna google it.
Speaker 1: Why would there be.
Speaker 2: Dislugs eat cabbages? I mean it seems like they would, but.
Speaker 1: The fuck we'll figure it. Out, I'm gonna I'm five
Speaker 1: clawed on the case.
Speaker 2: So they go to the alleged sight of the Russonian
Speaker 2: tavern the pe tapes. Nothing is found, of course, so
Speaker 2: he goes back to Duke Devin. Turns out King Donald
Speaker 2: doesn't even drink cherry ginger ale, and he goes back
Speaker 2: to the castle to an important meeting. So he breaks
Speaker 2: the story right that the mainstream media they don't buy it.
Speaker 2: And uh even steel right admits the shifty Night says
Speaker 2: he really just doesn't like Donald.
Speaker 1: By the way, Donald has yet to appear, right, I mean,
Speaker 1: I mean in the background, I've seen him, but he
Speaker 1: hasn't know, had a scene yet.
Speaker 2: Well that's coming up.
Speaker 1: It's then, by the way, can I stop you for
Speaker 1: a second. So obviously, you know, as we've seen thus far,
Speaker 1: there's a lot of things in here that are allegories.
Speaker 1: Like you said, the slugs are like the intelligence community,
Speaker 1: and then what was it Russonia or something like that.
Speaker 1: But I'm asking Claude, and Claude cannot find anything about cabbages.
Speaker 1: But there is one ominous suggestion. It goes maybe the
Speaker 1: current director of the FBI had a thing with cabbages.
Speaker 1: I don't know what that means, but maybe there is
Speaker 1: some like deep blackmail going on.
Speaker 2: Could you just ask Claude what is a thing with cabbages.
Speaker 1: On the case. I'm on the case.
Speaker 2: The truth Finder Claw. So the Heralds they're not having it,
Speaker 2: even though the Shifty Night the slugs have been exposed.
Speaker 2: So he goes to Donald and he gathers all his evidence,
Speaker 2: dashed up the stairs and went up to the Golden
Speaker 2: Tower right to talk to it to King Donald. But
Speaker 2: Hillary's right behind him. You see the distraught sort of
Speaker 2: praetorian guard here, and we can see them running right
Speaker 2: on first inspection. What do you notice about this panel burden?
Speaker 1: Uh, there's so many things. What do you I don't know.
Speaker 1: There's so many things. We see wizard huice. These are
Speaker 1: wizard shuices, not literally, it's a different image. What Cash
Speaker 1: likes his shoes and likes them so much that he
Speaker 1: wanted this to be known in his ghost written AI
Speaker 1: children's book. Anyway, an interesting note there. Okay, so Cash
Speaker 1: speaks truth to power, right, he says, decide what you
Speaker 1: think of the king. Don't just trust the person the
Speaker 1: loudest trumpet? How could we believe the King was a
Speaker 1: cheater without any proof that people say, and Hillary Clinton,
Speaker 1: Quentin sorry, and this guy are covered in poop pretty good.
Speaker 1: The rainstream media, they get bored of it, and everything
Speaker 1: everything goes well, right, the story is solved. You may notice, however, Bird,
Speaker 1: we were only at page thirty seven out of forty. Okay,
Speaker 1: I was wondering, how yeah.
Speaker 2: And now we enter oh oh no, yes, yes, So
Speaker 2: you'll notice.
Speaker 1: There's half the freaking book is dedicated to this guy's story.
Speaker 1: So before we get into this, let me tell you
Speaker 1: about cabbages. Here's a perplexing thing that I learned. I go,
Speaker 1: I asked, what is a thing with cabbages? As you suggested?
Speaker 1: This is what Claude says. It goes, oh wait, are
Speaker 1: you thinking about cabbages for grabs? The qan on thing?
Speaker 1: Or is it simpler than that? I go, what are
Speaker 1: you talking about? What do you mean by qn on
Speaker 1: cabbages for grabs? This is what it says, you know what.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be honest, I'm not confident that's a real thing.
Speaker 1: I'm throwing out possibilities. They just made one up by
Speaker 1: pattern matching qn on theories with random nouns. That's on me.
Speaker 2: A refractionally hot it's answer. But yeah, I'm kind of disappointed.
Speaker 2: I wanted that too, means he too.
Speaker 1: I know it was like, does cabbages show up a
Speaker 1: thousand times in the Hillary Clinton's email where it shouldn't be?
Speaker 2: I don't know, man, very disappointed. This This text is
Speaker 2: pretty boring, right. Uh, he plugs His documentary is incoherent.
Speaker 2: It doesn't make any sense. I don't even understand what
Speaker 2: we what was the moral of the story. The moral
Speaker 2: of the story is he wanted a quick payday and
Speaker 2: he links to white with cash dot com, which look
Speaker 2: at this image, dude, look at how cool that itlos.
Speaker 2: We see the same logo, the same logo from the
Speaker 2: shoes right. And then also this challenges psychopath. He's building
Speaker 2: a brand, dude.
Speaker 1: Yes, this guy is a straight up psychopath. He has
Speaker 1: a he has a brand.
Speaker 2: Yes, he is a newsfeed. You can donate.
Speaker 1: Dollars.
Speaker 2: Oh ei, there's a picture of him with the book,
Speaker 2: and uh, you can drain your limp fluid naturally.
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 2: Wait really, I mean I don't know. I'm just looking
Speaker 2: to the ads at the bottom.
Speaker 1: Uh, I can drain my lymph fluid right now.
Speaker 2: Oh dude, dude, look at it.
Speaker 1: And here go and here's the merch page. Listeners, if
Speaker 1: you're listening to this, I hope you've called the hint.
Speaker 1: Now you got to just go to the YouTube or
Speaker 1: wherever the video is and watch, because you're you're just
Speaker 1: listening a kind of man bad black T shirt. You
Speaker 1: kind of want to borrow buy one of the.
Speaker 2: The cash money one. That one's funny. Uh his cash
Speaker 2: money punish your s Oh lord, that's cheap enough to
Speaker 2: be funny.
Speaker 1: So this is the thing you have to And I
Speaker 1: don't compliment Democrats a lot. They don't do stuff like this.
Speaker 1: They don't. They don't have merch pages like.
Speaker 2: How are there so many?
Speaker 1: Wait? Does AOC have a merch page like? Because I
Speaker 1: don't think, Well, oh my god, she does.
Speaker 2: So I know what g and D what she means. Dog,
Speaker 2: Come on, look at look at this.
Speaker 1: They I take back everything I said. The Democrats are
Speaker 1: in on this too.
Speaker 2: They have Freddy Mercury in the bat.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. Honestly, politics is so broken. I can I
Speaker 1: tell you. I go to bed every night and I
Speaker 1: pray to God, seriously, I pray to God that that
Speaker 1: the meteor comes down and just the whole world has
Speaker 1: to change. I really do, because this this cannot keep happening.
Speaker 1: This is so despicable. The merch store where each person
Speaker 1: has their own little logo. This is despicable.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, we gotta look at the blank card deck.
Speaker 1: Well he's got the government. No, go to the other one,
Speaker 1: the the government gangster. Unbelievable. This is a I so
Speaker 1: Hilary in the prison uniform.
Speaker 2: These are up sale, dude, They're only ten bucks.
Speaker 1: Wow, well seen when you put it that way, it's
Speaker 1: gotta be a good deal. But Burton, what do you
Speaker 1: think about all this stuff?
Speaker 2: Okay, on, I'm not gonna listen to those ads. Did
Speaker 2: you hear that first?
Speaker 1: No? I can't. I can't.
Speaker 2: There's an audio just saying, please stop praying to God
Speaker 2: to take away your type two diabetes.
Speaker 1: Oh just really, my god?
Speaker 2: I what do I think about this?
Speaker 1: Because I'm over here fleaking? But what do you think
Speaker 1: I mean? Isn't this like you're an American? We used
Speaker 1: to live in a great country. We used to ostensibly
Speaker 1: of politicians who if they were gonna drift, they did
Speaker 1: it big. What is this?
Speaker 2: This is? This is like Mickey Mouse level blatant corruption.
Speaker 2: Look at that AI image of Joe Biden falling down
Speaker 2: Air Force one. Holy shit, it is shameless. And the
Speaker 2: fact that there are so many permutations, like, obviously Cash
Speaker 2: himself is not doing this. This is some company.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a marketing company for sure.
Speaker 2: Let's see if we can find out who it is. Uh,
Speaker 2: Based Apparel. Okay, let's look at that. I wonder if
Speaker 2: you'd find more of the based apparel.
Speaker 1: I'm looking it up too. We're going to crack the
Speaker 1: code on this. No way detected. Oh okay, so maybe
Speaker 1: this is Based Apparel co created by Cash, Pattel and
Speaker 1: a guy named Andrew Allis. Andrew Allis's ventures include Believe Media.
Speaker 1: Believe Media operations traced back to the same Virginia property
Speaker 1: associated with Alice and his businesses. The Cash Foundation, which
Speaker 1: is has channeled donor.
Speaker 2: Funds found Merch Store.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it has channeled donor funds to a business owned
Speaker 1: by Alis, its own vice president. Two websites associated with
Speaker 1: the foundation directs visitors to Base Apparel, the merch store
Speaker 1: co owned by Alice and Patel. So the charity funnels
Speaker 1: people to the store and the store's co owner is
Speaker 1: on the charity's board. Alis acknowledged that their merchandise sales
Speaker 1: surge following Trump's launch of Truth Social. According to tax filings,
Speaker 1: charity revenues rose to one point three million from twenty
Speaker 1: twenty three from just under two hundred thousand and twenty
Speaker 1: twenty two. So it freaking almost times ten, almost times ten.
Speaker 2: They also have a news brand or a news site right,
Speaker 2: all written by one user fafo. This is kind of
Speaker 2: clickbait news right. All the advertising right is their own
Speaker 2: advertising in how woww Yeah, they have a membership which
Speaker 2: I know how those work.
Speaker 1: Those are Do you understand what is going to happen
Speaker 1: in twenty eight when a Democrat comes in?
Speaker 2: I feel no sympathy.
Speaker 1: Neither do I. And it's going to be historic.
Speaker 2: Okay, over under. Do you think these articles are a written.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, uh's.
Speaker 2: It might just be Filipinos.
Speaker 1: No, what's the difference. It's either an artificial intelligence or
Speaker 1: Asian islander.
Speaker 2: Just what was that? A?
Speaker 1: Ah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, look at that?
Speaker 1: Yeah pretty seventy six? Chance it was written by AI?
Speaker 1: No chance. Oh here's another thing. Cash MATEL promotes a
Speaker 1: pill called no Covidium, which is claiming to reverse the
Speaker 1: effects of the COVID vaccine. Do you know what's in it?
Speaker 1: Green tea extract and tumoric.
Speaker 2: Right, my warrior essential Let see.
Speaker 1: Dude, dude, I I I will, I will vote for
Speaker 1: whoever puts to all of these people in jail.
Speaker 2: No covideom TMA per Man.
Speaker 1: This is despicable. So dude, you Trump, let's if you're listening.
Speaker 1: I know you're listening. Donald, my mister president, let me
Speaker 1: be formal here. You have got to fire this guy
Speaker 1: really badly, in a really embarrassing way. Please, you have to.
Speaker 1: This can't keep happening, this whole, this whole, the the pipeline,
Speaker 1: the money pipeline, the drifting pipeline. It's gotta stop.
Speaker 2: Well, the other reason, you know, it's targeting the elderly, right,
Speaker 2: obviously you have the things it supports, uh, cognitive health
Speaker 2: as we age, hair growth, hair follical health. Sure, but
Speaker 2: if you look here, right, if you if you look
Speaker 2: at it, the default purchase is actually a monthly delivery.
Speaker 2: You have to select separately a one time purchase, which
Speaker 2: is very similar to if we can go back to
Speaker 2: fight with cash, right, or the based peril this one. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: the club membership right, a very similar business model where
Speaker 2: effectively the whole scam is trying to get people signed
Speaker 2: up to.
Speaker 1: And then they forget Yeah because old people, right, and
Speaker 1: they don't realize the money is slowly draining out of
Speaker 1: their account, like the fact that I've been subscribed to
Speaker 1: the Fox News channel for the past eight years and
Speaker 1: cannot figure out how to unsubscribe from it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Jesus, Okay, so so gun to your head. Seeing
Speaker 2: what we've got on this merch store.
Speaker 1: I think after this episode, within a few weeks, we'll
Speaker 1: both have gone to our has over this episode. It's
Speaker 1: very likely.
Speaker 2: What other politician would it be funny to have a
Speaker 2: merch store for, Because.
Speaker 1: Like, obviously Bernie Sanders, but it's probably gonna be boring.
Speaker 1: Check out Mom Donnie. Mom Donnie has to have like
Speaker 1: a prayer rug, right, the Bernie Sanders. No, it's just tease.
Speaker 1: And also Bernie, because of Bernie's crowd, he has a
Speaker 1: lot of creatives, so it might actually be like some
Speaker 1: fire designs the Mom Donnie. And then I'll give you
Speaker 1: one more. The Lindsey Graham merch Store Lady Bug Tease.
Speaker 1: Lindsay Graham Merch store. Okay, Lindsey Graham the most ethical
Speaker 1: politician that we've looked at. Oh my god, all of
Speaker 1: the Lindsay Graham merch is negative. Lindsey Graham merch, what news.
Speaker 1: This is insane, Lindsey. So that's the thing is they
Speaker 1: alleged that. And this is not me saying this, this
Speaker 1: is I heard this from someone. Lin. When Lindsay Graham
Speaker 1: goes to Carnival in drag it's his name is Magnolia
Speaker 1: thunder Pussy. That's what he goes by. That's his drag name, allegedly, Allegedly.
Speaker 2: A lot of this is just kind of millennial cringe.
Speaker 1: Yeah it is, it's true. But the fact that you know,
Speaker 1: Zron's got the the merch color crap.
Speaker 2: Why are these so early? I guess this is real
Speaker 2: comrades for Zohan.
Speaker 1: So yeah, he's a commune. I mean, he's a socialist.
Speaker 1: He is a democratic socialist. So this is normal for them.
Speaker 2: What is the crossover?
Speaker 1: It looks like why did they make them like the
Speaker 1: ayah Tola Well.
Speaker 2: You know, uh yeah, crossover between like zorhon Mundan and
Speaker 2: has children.
Speaker 1: Very little I would assume very little, yeah, very little. Yeah.
Speaker 2: The worst part is Honestly, this is somehow way better
Speaker 2: than the cap The cash stuff is super bad, tacky.
Speaker 1: The Zoran stuff, there's an image he has a color
Speaker 1: palette like. He uses that color palette always has. I
Speaker 1: think it's I don't know why he does, but you
Speaker 1: can know Zoran merch because it's yellow, blue, red. It's
Speaker 1: that palette that he always uses. Burden. You gotta get
Speaker 1: in on this, buddy, because I listen. I you know,
Speaker 1: you're interviewing big names all the time. One day you'll
Speaker 1: be on Tucker. You got to get in on this,
Speaker 1: like so, I mean, have you considered that, because out
Speaker 1: of everybody in my circles, you're one of like five
Speaker 1: who's gonna hit takeoff in like ten or fewer years,
Speaker 1: especially after the Blue Reich ends, you know in twenty eight.
Speaker 1: They're gonna go for a few years once that ends,
Speaker 1: and there'll be a resurgence of right uh, you will
Speaker 1: be one of the guys up there on the major
Speaker 1: television channels, podcasting or whatever the medium is. You've got
Speaker 1: to get in on the grift soon. Otherwise you're missing
Speaker 1: out on millions.
Speaker 2: Have I told you how I was banned from several
Speaker 2: merch stores.
Speaker 1: So so look.
Speaker 2: Oh wait, by the way, you're not using your right
Speaker 2: profile picture I sent you. What do you mean change that?
Speaker 2: You know the age I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: Okay, I gotta find it. I wanted you to send
Speaker 1: that to you on Twitter again. Yes, send it to
Speaker 1: me for you to do. Yeah, I'll do.
Speaker 2: This is important. I know this is great audio podcasting.
Speaker 1: No, it's sting. If you're listening to the audio, you've
Speaker 1: made a mistake and you need to be listening to
Speaker 1: the video. Well, yeah, send me that picture.
Speaker 2: I hate this image the way someone I saw one
Speaker 2: comment on this image that said they're not always twins.
Speaker 2: Sometimes they're just sisters.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's where's my picture? I can't change it from here?
Speaker 2: Oh no, you can't.
Speaker 1: You should be able to exit and re enter.
Speaker 2: Oh you can't. If you click the three dots, you
Speaker 2: can edit avatar uh on the bottom of the screen.
Speaker 1: Dots bottom uh huh. Here we go.
Speaker 2: This is so much build up for a bit that
Speaker 2: isn't even worth it.
Speaker 1: Says like, okay, I gotta upload one, all right, I
Speaker 1: gotta get rid of this. Not allowed to use that,
Speaker 1: and then we go to me.
Speaker 2: Here we go.
Speaker 1: Here's the VA booms there we go them. That is
Speaker 1: so doesn't even look right? Should I move it down?
Speaker 1: Should I?
Speaker 2: It's funnier that way because it's it's you know, you
Speaker 2: know everyone ghosts. It's burned in your brain. Okay, So,
Speaker 2: as far as me getting this is.
Speaker 1: The image that I am representing right now is less
Speaker 1: despicable than cash Bettel's moneymaking schem.
Speaker 2: He's and I mean this in uh, the least discriminatory
Speaker 2: way possible. He's so Indian man.
Speaker 1: It's yeah, I agree, that's it. I agree with you,
Speaker 1: and it's challenging to say. I also, I also don't
Speaker 1: don't like speaking in those terms. But it's really difficult.
Speaker 1: You know. Like if I was Irish and what I
Speaker 1: like to do is go around and hit women and
Speaker 1: get drunk all the time, people would rightly go, you
Speaker 1: are so Irish, right, So you go around and you
Speaker 1: open a merch store with shitty challenge coins and AI
Speaker 1: artwork for your T shirts, and you have a children's
Speaker 1: book about it? Is it is? I mean, it is.
Speaker 1: It's hard not to to feel that way.
Speaker 2: I'm actually going to buy some of this merch. I
Speaker 2: think it's hilarious if.
Speaker 1: You do that. Can you pick up one of the
Speaker 1: Donald Trump ones for me. Sure, sure, WADROLEXL please, I
Speaker 1: need them for my big tints. I need I need
Speaker 1: a shirt appropriately sized for my big breasts.
Speaker 2: You're slightly lopsided.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, yeah, what that is a bit, dude. If
Speaker 1: you are an autognophile, it's got to be so hard
Speaker 1: to make sure that the breasts are properly adjusted. You do,
Speaker 1: you do see a lot of asymmetry, well.
Speaker 2: Especially because like you can't ask anyone you know you
Speaker 2: can do, like, hey, honey, I need you to help
Speaker 2: me with something I know.
Speaker 1: Do you think she knew? Because they were saying that
Speaker 1: was the whole thing about her. Is so he he
Speaker 1: is an autognophile obviously, and uh he he's talking about
Speaker 1: bimbo fication. And and then his wife, Christine Nome is
Speaker 1: actually bimbo fying, like in real life, like face work
Speaker 1: done and the the red lipstick and the breast implants
Speaker 1: and shaving down the jaw like she's literally bimbo fying,
Speaker 1: and so is he, Like what the what's going on
Speaker 1: with the two of them? What's going on?
Speaker 2: They're putting no covideum in the water. It's turning combus.
Speaker 1: I mean When is this gonna stop? Who are the Galls?
Speaker 1: You know what I mean by that? Who are the Germanics?
Speaker 1: When is when are we gonna Who's riding City of God?
Speaker 1: Looking back at the time when the Germans stormed the
Speaker 1: Imperial City and killed all the Pagans and you have
Speaker 1: to go the guy who's riding the City of God
Speaker 1: is going well, they kind of deserved it. When is
Speaker 1: this gonna happen? Because it feels like this, the entire
Speaker 1: regime and it doesn't matter what color tie they wear
Speaker 1: or whatever, is so deeply corrupt and despicable. What is yes, corrupting,
Speaker 1: petty foolish ways, Yeah, that's right, right, right, We're hardly
Speaker 1: dealing with the wrong child. We're hardly dealing with uh
Speaker 1: the Morgans, you know what I mean? Like, what is
Speaker 1: this right? The cabbage right? The cash the cash for
Speaker 1: cabbage grab?
Speaker 2: Yeah, is going to be the name of this cash cabine?
Speaker 1: Yeah? What is going on? I mean, this is so
Speaker 1: it's so upsetting, you know, I'm begging for Benjamin Yahoo
Speaker 1: at this point. Really, Benjamin never put on a pair
Speaker 1: of faked.
Speaker 2: Heads that we know of, uh never, You've never seen
Speaker 2: him with a thing for cabbage all.
Speaker 1: Right, doesn't have any children's books.
Speaker 2: The Palestonians must be cleansed, you right, and then King
Speaker 2: Netanyah who said that Palestonian child has a hand grenade
Speaker 2: under their armpit. That's why we needed to drop a
Speaker 2: jade am on their school.
Speaker 1: Quickly seize his challenge coin.
Speaker 2: It's a children's book, but only at the start, to
Speaker 2: each sentence and by the end.
Speaker 1: Yes, and everything else is gruesome and brutal.
Speaker 2: It's just the wiest out of his spell or just
Speaker 2: five hundred pound bombs just casting it out of a
Speaker 2: hot air balloon. Uh.
Speaker 1: The corruption is just so insulting, you.
Speaker 2: Know, yes, it's yeah. It's like say what you will
Speaker 2: about the Kennedy's bye, Like there's something cool about politicians,
Speaker 2: you know, driving drunk. Uh, you know, removing the skulls
Speaker 2: from whales that sleeping around on their wives. Like look
Speaker 2: like Bill Clinton not a good guy, but you you
Speaker 2: an ibird as as males of the species can at
Speaker 2: least understand why his sex scandal happened, right, right, Yeah,
Speaker 2: guys have always done that. You know, you're sleeping with
Speaker 2: the secretary. It's it's a cliche almost, right, do you
Speaker 2: have anything in your brain to rationalize that like DHS
Speaker 2: bimboification network.
Speaker 1: No, I can't. I can't even wrap my mind around it.
Speaker 1: I mean, I know that like secret societies and things
Speaker 1: like that, they will select blackmail from people so that
Speaker 1: they can be controlled. But this is like a I mean,
Speaker 1: you know to some people like to say America is
Speaker 1: an oligarchy. I think there's an argument for that. Some
Speaker 1: people like to say it's a pure plutocracy, not really
Speaker 1: about elite networks, but just the wealthiest rule. This is
Speaker 1: like a cacistocracy, right, this is just the rule of
Speaker 1: the most inept. It's a government of foolish thieves, right,
Speaker 1: It's not there's no there's no skill behind it. It's
Speaker 1: open corruption and foolish thievery. And I would much rather
Speaker 1: live in an oligarchy, you know, I'd much rather live
Speaker 1: in like eighteenth century Japan, Like I'd rather live among
Speaker 1: the daimios and things like that. Like just caught my
Speaker 1: hands off if I disagree with you. But instead you're
Speaker 1: siphoning money from the elderly to sell them challenge coins
Speaker 1: and AI written kids books.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like just steal. Steal is more dignified.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just steal. I agree.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: If I'm telling you man, if the boomers are leaving
Speaker 1: us and their style of competent oligarchy is going away
Speaker 1: and it's being replaced with like this gen x retardocracy,
Speaker 1: I know I'm not ready for that.
Speaker 2: I know we thought it couldn't get words, and yet
Speaker 2: here we are. So for before we wrap up, I
Speaker 2: feel like I should tell you the story of why
Speaker 2: I am perma band on te spring and several others.
Speaker 2: So when I was a much smaller account, like two
Speaker 2: three years ago, I found out that like te spring
Speaker 2: runs some pretty crazy deals for like people, YouTube channel
Speaker 2: or whatever, and I thought it would be really funny
Speaker 2: to make just like the shittest merch in the world
Speaker 2: and just sell it at costs. Right, So, like I
Speaker 2: had a shower curtain with my logo, but my logo
Speaker 2: was like thumbnail sized, so it was just a white
Speaker 2: shopper curtain with my name in the like exact geometric
Speaker 2: center like size swell. So that was funny. But then
Speaker 2: I found another feature that is just it. I wish
Speaker 2: they had not taken this away from me because this
Speaker 2: is such a funny idea. It was you can set
Speaker 2: the T shirt so that it only shows your customers
Speaker 2: the front of the T shirt, not what is on
Speaker 2: the back.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Okay, so immediately you're like, this is hilarious. I can
Speaker 2: sell someone a fourteen dollars T shirt. I won't make
Speaker 2: a cent, and when they open it, it'll be the
Speaker 2: design they picked on the front and the back will
Speaker 2: be whatever I thought was funny. And so, you know,
Speaker 2: I kind of played around with this when I had
Speaker 2: the one that got me banned. It was, you know,
Speaker 2: a T shirt with like the chamber and show on
Speaker 2: the front and on the back in like massive block font,
Speaker 2: like bright fluorescent red, it just said I am a
Speaker 2: convicted rapist. And I thought that was hilarious. And so
Speaker 2: I'm screamed seven of them. Yeah, I'll legend. And so
Speaker 2: I I have a screechhot on my old hard drive
Speaker 2: that is my my notice of suspension from t Spring
Speaker 2: and it says your listing has been suspended permanently after
Speaker 2: and then in time code twenty two seconds, what would
Speaker 2: you like to appeal?
Speaker 1: That's awesome?
Speaker 2: So I appeal and I get a person on the
Speaker 2: other side, and so we're like going back and forth
Speaker 2: in one of those like live chat things and they
Speaker 2: were like, hey, uh, I think that this is the issue.
Speaker 2: And I circled it in like red on like Microsoft paint,
Speaker 2: and I was like, well, can I take it down?
Speaker 2: And they were like, yeah, I don't think your brand
Speaker 2: is really compatible with what we do. And I'm really
Speaker 2: upset about it because I thought it was.
Speaker 1: Because that's really funny. I mean, did you did you
Speaker 1: have to be going like, okay, but that's really funny.
Speaker 2: Yes, my audience in an inconsequential way is really funny.
Speaker 1: It's really funny. I'm you know, and I'm sure several
Speaker 1: people we have reviewed today agree with that statement.
Speaker 2: Well, oh yes, I mean it in a different way.
Speaker 2: I mean it.
Speaker 1: Do you mean it in a fun whimsical way.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like I'm not allegedly siphening your your credit card,
Speaker 2: dear listener, I'm not trying to sell you fake medicine.
Speaker 1: You are just trying any subscription services that you'll forget about, right.
Speaker 2: Not like substack. If you're listening to this, reach into
Speaker 2: your grandma's purse, grab your credit card, creat account on
Speaker 2: substack dot com. Please, I need the money, so bird,
Speaker 2: where can people find you?
Speaker 1: Well, I just want to say before I plug. You
Speaker 1: always take me on a journey, and this is the
Speaker 1: most interesting journey yet because we emergently discovered one hole
Speaker 1: into a gortha. If you will, I mean one one
Speaker 1: journey deep down the Maga grift. Pipeline listeners, if you
Speaker 1: enjoyed this, you could find me a Timeline Earth. You
Speaker 1: can find it anywhere, Patreon, anywhere you listen to podcasts.
Speaker 2: Highly recommend it. One of the few shows I actually
Speaker 2: listened to. Be sure to check out Timeline Earth. Honestly,
Speaker 2: the last episode pretty funny, pretty good.
Speaker 1: I feel like we're cooking again. Honestly, I feel like
Speaker 1: I was can I and this is going to be
Speaker 1: a misdirect But before you close out, have you been
Speaker 1: concerned that the Iran war is going to be very
Speaker 1: bad for podcasting? Or is your kind of show the
Speaker 1: kind that can tackle something like that, because ours is
Speaker 1: a comedy show, and so war, unless it's absurd, it's
Speaker 1: just bad for business. What did you think?
Speaker 2: So? I just want to say bad. I know you're listening.
Speaker 2: Obviously the please of distraught widows, of mothers holding their
Speaker 2: their dismembered children have no effect on you. But I
Speaker 2: ask you, as one group who was you know, understood
Speaker 2: what it's like to be hated and persecuted. Think of
Speaker 2: the podcasters the most the most depressed group in the world.
Speaker 2: Think think about us, because man, it's getting tough. I've
Speaker 2: I've sort of limited myself to one vaguely war related
Speaker 2: episode a week. A lot of times I just like
Speaker 2: find someone smart and they're like, oh, hey, here's how
Speaker 2: Iran's nuclear program works. I'm like, oh, okay, I can
Speaker 2: talk about that. I don't know anything about it. But
Speaker 2: that's not like the grinding depression of a pointless war
Speaker 2: for Israel. But I think the only reason I'm managing
Speaker 2: to stay sane is that I have cultivated a relationship
Speaker 2: with my audience where I just kind of don't talk
Speaker 2: about anything that's relevant if I get bored. I've done
Speaker 2: like four movie reviews this month or last month.
Speaker 1: Yep, it's gonna be a lot of those, man, because
Speaker 1: this isn't gonna get anytime soon. Gonna be at reviews.
Speaker 2: Like how many times could you hear me tell you man,
Speaker 2: it ain't going well and it's them, you know, Like, but.
Speaker 1: The trouble with war is actually we could be kicking
Speaker 1: ass and it would still be terrible for radio. Like,
Speaker 1: that's the thing. It's just a bad topic. It's a
Speaker 1: bad topic.
Speaker 2: Well, and here's the other thing that the guys in
Speaker 2: World War two kind of had an advantage because of
Speaker 2: the social I guess acceptability of blatant racial stereo types.
Speaker 2: It's like, oh, you know, we're fighting, we're fighting. I
Speaker 2: was gonna say that term that you're not supposed to say,
Speaker 2: but you're you're fighting cabbages. Yeah, you're fighting the cabbages.
Speaker 2: And yep, we have a whole bunch of stereotypes. You know,
Speaker 2: they do these things. They sound funny. I get some
Speaker 2: material out of that, but I'll be honest, I don't
Speaker 2: know enough about Persians to make fun of them. No, right,
Speaker 2: it also it kind of feels like we're in the
Speaker 2: wrong here, so like that just feels a little disrespectful
Speaker 2: and uh yeah, it's just not funny, you know.
Speaker 1: No, Like the last.
Speaker 2: Funny joke about the war was like Steve Harvey in
Speaker 2: two thousand.
Speaker 1: And two, totally gray man, totally gray. Dark times ahead
Speaker 1: for podcasting, that's for sure.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I really, as always is the case podcasters most affected.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we are the most suppressed class. When Murray Rothbard
Speaker 1: wrote that article about how cigarette smokers are the most
Speaker 1: oppressed class in America. He only did so because podcasting
Speaker 1: didn't exist yet.
Speaker 2: Well, actually, speaking of that, before I get to my
Speaker 2: shilling that the state of podcasters is, you may have
Speaker 2: remembered Bird podcast Americans were really in the crossfire during
Speaker 2: the kind of COVID to Trump victory time.
Speaker 1: Pe. Yeah, that was like a golden age.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they hated the podcaster. But if you've noticed, the
Speaker 2: hatred is still there. We're seeing it from a different direction.
Speaker 2: You have old old Jim Lindsay, you have Mark Levin,
Speaker 2: you have all these people Ted Cruz speaking out about
Speaker 2: the plague that is podcasters. And you know what, Bird,
Speaker 2: This land the Kingdom, if you will, the land of
Speaker 2: the free. It's cash, the wizard might say, is a
Speaker 2: promised land for the podcasters. One might even say it
Speaker 2: was promised to us by God. And the fact that
Speaker 2: no matter where there's there's anti podcast sentiment from both
Speaker 2: the right and the left. The true horseshoe theory, it's.
Speaker 1: Out of one hundred and nine countries, it's just.
Speaker 2: A sign of kicked out of one hundred and nine
Speaker 2: merch stories they tell you they burned merch. They didn't
Speaker 2: tell you what the merch said, what