WEBVTT 1 00:00:02.160 --> 00:00:05.799 Meaning a live man like this man letting butterfly flapping 2 00:00:05.879 --> 00:00:07.960 and wing big down in the forest. Man, it gonna 3 00:00:07.960 --> 00:00:11.199 cause the tree fall, letting five thousand miles away. Man, 4 00:00:11.599 --> 00:00:19.239 nobody seen it. Nobody else. You don't need no man 5 00:00:19.559 --> 00:00:22.679 may pluck. You followed the story and you got directed 6 00:00:22.719 --> 00:00:25.800 for like that. That's way, man, don't blackly night on 7 00:00:25.839 --> 00:00:28.920 the panel. Man, Man, I know. 8 00:00:36.039 --> 00:00:38.119 Bird, Welcome back to the Jay Burton Show. 9 00:00:38.119 --> 00:00:40.719 How you doing man, I'm doing great, buddy. I'm excited 10 00:00:40.719 --> 00:00:41.280 for this one. 11 00:00:42.280 --> 00:00:46.560 I am too. Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to another episode 12 00:00:47.079 --> 00:00:52.039 of Burden and Bird's Media Share where this is awful 13 00:00:52.079 --> 00:00:56.320 audio podcasting. We just go through some sort of visual media. 14 00:00:56.560 --> 00:01:00.439 You may remember such hits as a Nation of Islam 15 00:01:00.479 --> 00:01:04.920 cartoons and Jack Chick tracks. But now we've got something 16 00:01:04.959 --> 00:01:10.920 that is uh. It is both less. It is more 17 00:01:11.079 --> 00:01:14.480 embarrassing than either one of those Like say what you 18 00:01:14.560 --> 00:01:18.959 will about the Nation of Islam. They're weird, they're kookie, 19 00:01:19.640 --> 00:01:23.200 but you don't get a deep sense of secondhand embarrassment. 20 00:01:23.400 --> 00:01:26.400 And that is not the case with our source today. 21 00:01:26.480 --> 00:01:31.079 Cap Yeah, I from what here's all what I know, 22 00:01:31.719 --> 00:01:34.319 from what you told me, from what you message me. 23 00:01:34.879 --> 00:01:38.000 We're gonna be talking about cash Paateel today. I want 24 00:01:38.000 --> 00:01:41.799 to outline this conversation before we begin with a poly 25 00:01:42.000 --> 00:01:48.840 market odds Cash Patel out by April thirtieth, twenty three 26 00:01:48.920 --> 00:01:53.680 percent going down. People think he's gonna stay, as though 27 00:01:54.040 --> 00:01:57.519 the Bondie firing and the potential Tulsa firing are going 28 00:01:57.599 --> 00:02:02.920 to mitigate the purge. But by June thirtieth, you've got 29 00:02:03.000 --> 00:02:07.640 fifty three percent of people think he's going to be out. 30 00:02:07.959 --> 00:02:11.879 By June thirtieth, I think it's all. But I mean, 31 00:02:12.280 --> 00:02:14.400 I'm actually think of putting some money on us right now. 32 00:02:14.719 --> 00:02:17.400 I think you'll be gone potentially by the time that 33 00:02:17.439 --> 00:02:18.719 this episode releases. 34 00:02:20.919 --> 00:02:23.000 I mean, there's definitely something to it. And honestly, I 35 00:02:23.360 --> 00:02:27.360 had this idea before the whole Spider Cash thing for 36 00:02:27.400 --> 00:02:33.080 efforts Cash Hotel's email got hacked public. 37 00:02:33.120 --> 00:02:36.599 Can I tell the story? Can I tell the Okay, 38 00:02:37.479 --> 00:02:39.919 from what I understand it was, it was late March 39 00:02:41.280 --> 00:02:47.680 and the Iranian government, through a hacking organization called Hondala. 40 00:02:48.479 --> 00:02:49.960 I didn't know if that was supposed to be a 41 00:02:50.080 --> 00:02:53.360 joke or not. They had announced that they had breached 42 00:02:53.400 --> 00:02:59.400 Cash Battel's personal Gmail account, which was, if I'm not mistaken, 43 00:02:59.439 --> 00:03:03.520 it was something like cash pet or something like that. 44 00:03:03.960 --> 00:03:07.159 It might have been like Bettel cash or something. They 45 00:03:07.240 --> 00:03:10.759 had leaked that. They published a bunch of emails of 46 00:03:10.840 --> 00:03:17.639 photos and his resume and some some dating profile information 47 00:03:17.759 --> 00:03:21.520 from him, and uh so it was almostly personal information, 48 00:03:21.599 --> 00:03:24.960 no classified stuff. And now the State Department has put 49 00:03:25.039 --> 00:03:28.639 up a ten million dollar bounty on the hackers, which 50 00:03:28.719 --> 00:03:32.360 is an unreasonably high amount for a personal leaked information. 51 00:03:32.599 --> 00:03:34.560 But I thought that was pretty impressive. 52 00:03:34.800 --> 00:03:38.719 Bird name one other type that FBI has been used 53 00:03:38.960 --> 00:03:41.759 to settle one of Cash Bettel's personal beats, Right, I 54 00:03:41.759 --> 00:03:42.759 could now think of two? 55 00:03:43.599 --> 00:03:48.800 Yeah, yeah, I can think of two, three, three. I 56 00:03:48.840 --> 00:03:51.159 think I can think of three if I'm really okay, 57 00:03:51.240 --> 00:03:57.879 what's the third? Didn't he uh didn't he have? Didn't? 58 00:03:57.919 --> 00:04:04.960 Isn't he running the tunker? Carlson Sting. 59 00:04:06.080 --> 00:04:07.879 Yeah, we'll say that's true. I don't know if it 60 00:04:07.919 --> 00:04:09.560 actually is. It's spiritually true. 61 00:04:10.159 --> 00:04:15.080 I'm willing to believe it. It's directionally true. Gotta be 62 00:04:15.159 --> 00:04:19.519 directionally true. But okay, But among among those things, there 63 00:04:19.560 --> 00:04:22.240 was a burner email address that was kind of been 64 00:04:22.319 --> 00:04:28.319 that had been tied to the Gmail address called Spider Cash, 65 00:04:28.360 --> 00:04:32.120 which is a pretty unique name. Spider like the bug. 66 00:04:32.680 --> 00:04:34.959 It's not a bug technically, but for all my bug 67 00:04:35.000 --> 00:04:37.959 fans out there. And then Cash like his name, so 68 00:04:38.040 --> 00:04:41.639 not money but k with a K. And they found 69 00:04:42.240 --> 00:04:46.879 the Spider Cash profile on a number of porn websites 70 00:04:46.879 --> 00:04:50.720 like x videos, and then it was created. This was 71 00:04:50.759 --> 00:04:57.000 the funniest part. It was created on January sixth, twenty twenty. 72 00:04:58.199 --> 00:05:03.439 The experts an emotion, right right, he had, Yeah, he 73 00:05:03.480 --> 00:05:06.920 had to go blow off some steam. Yeah, which well 74 00:05:07.040 --> 00:05:09.920 could be very real. I mean that literally might be 75 00:05:10.600 --> 00:05:12.839 what happened as he got home from the Capitol that 76 00:05:12.920 --> 00:05:16.160 evening and he went, who you know, that was tough. 77 00:05:16.560 --> 00:05:19.959 That was a tough one. Now, well, just the only 78 00:05:19.959 --> 00:05:23.560 other thing is now you probably wondering, well, how do 79 00:05:23.600 --> 00:05:26.759 we know that it's it's actually him, because Spider Cash 80 00:05:26.839 --> 00:05:29.199 doesn't tell us much. This is the thing that a 81 00:05:29.199 --> 00:05:31.439 lot of people aren't getting into. But you have to 82 00:05:31.480 --> 00:05:35.639 remember that he he graduated from the University of Richmond, 83 00:05:36.120 --> 00:05:40.839 whose mascot is the Spiders. Okay, so a lot of 84 00:05:40.879 --> 00:05:43.879 people didn't catch that piece of information, but I thought 85 00:05:43.920 --> 00:05:49.279 that that was pretty interesting. So that was the kind 86 00:05:49.319 --> 00:05:51.720 of school pride thing that was coming out as possibly 87 00:05:51.759 --> 00:05:54.399 he took the name because he's uh, you know, he's 88 00:05:54.680 --> 00:05:58.800 proud of of his his school. But there's people who 89 00:05:59.240 --> 00:05:59.959 went even firs. 90 00:06:00.079 --> 00:06:00.319 There. 91 00:06:01.279 --> 00:06:06.000 There's a wellness app called mind Body where spider Cash 92 00:06:06.240 --> 00:06:10.639 was registered and the gender of the account was listed 93 00:06:10.680 --> 00:06:12.839 as female. 94 00:06:13.079 --> 00:06:14.120 Ah. 95 00:06:14.319 --> 00:06:17.240 And there's also evidence from the spider cash account that 96 00:06:17.279 --> 00:06:25.480 he was purchasing fashion. He was purchasing clothing from fashion 97 00:06:25.519 --> 00:06:29.519 outlets in Hong Kong, and that he owns a Toyota, 98 00:06:29.879 --> 00:06:32.759 which he does own a Toyota. I did double check that. 99 00:06:34.199 --> 00:06:38.000 There's also an eBay account, there's a Snapchat account and 100 00:06:38.079 --> 00:06:43.839 other things. There is also an Indian bank account. He's 101 00:06:43.879 --> 00:06:48.360 got an Indian bank account, which is legal but interesting. 102 00:06:48.399 --> 00:06:49.879 I think a lot of people would find it interesting 103 00:06:49.879 --> 00:06:53.959 that the FBI director has a foreign bank account. So 104 00:06:55.519 --> 00:06:57.600 you know, that was that. And of course what happened 105 00:06:57.680 --> 00:07:01.439 hours after the league, maybe minutes after the like, somebody 106 00:07:01.480 --> 00:07:05.839 created a crypto token, spider Cash crypto token which peaks 107 00:07:05.920 --> 00:07:09.800 within one minute of launch, and then somebody rug pulled 108 00:07:10.000 --> 00:07:13.920 and it crashed ninety percent five minutes after it was created. 109 00:07:14.399 --> 00:07:17.519 It was a it was hey seven minute in total, 110 00:07:17.600 --> 00:07:22.279 a seven minute rug poll and the person who made 111 00:07:22.279 --> 00:07:25.399 it out made out eighty thousand dollars. Whoever it was 112 00:07:25.439 --> 00:07:28.639 that created it that that is amazing. 113 00:07:30.040 --> 00:07:31.319 It was also cash Pattel. 114 00:07:31.800 --> 00:07:36.879 Yeah, well, well right, possible. 115 00:07:37.879 --> 00:07:43.720 I'll be honest. I am primarily aware. Mister Patel is 116 00:07:43.720 --> 00:07:46.519 sort of a media character, right. He was sort of 117 00:07:46.560 --> 00:07:50.399 a truer leader for the Trump administration. This is the 118 00:07:50.480 --> 00:07:55.160 genesis of his his children's book. Right. But I think 119 00:07:55.199 --> 00:07:58.680 we need to we need to do a brief digression 120 00:07:58.759 --> 00:08:06.360 through your Patel's aesthetic sensibilities. Right, So, for instance, obviously 121 00:08:07.120 --> 00:08:10.759 the challenge coin, which has sort of become infamous is 122 00:08:10.920 --> 00:08:14.959 uh shoot, I could actually. 123 00:08:14.680 --> 00:08:16.920 The challenge coin was kind of awesome. I'm not gonna 124 00:08:16.959 --> 00:08:20.399 like a lot of people were shitting on the challenge coin, 125 00:08:20.480 --> 00:08:27.040 but I thought it was very uh unique. Yeah, that's 126 00:08:27.079 --> 00:08:28.040 a good way to say. 127 00:08:30.360 --> 00:08:35.639 Watching You've got awful punisher skull with a Spartan helmet 128 00:08:36.039 --> 00:08:41.240 in the teeth. The teeth are revolvers, the eyes are spiders, 129 00:08:41.679 --> 00:08:45.320 and it has k s h Assume, an abbreviation for 130 00:08:45.399 --> 00:08:48.919 cash on the front. The back of the punisher skull 131 00:08:49.320 --> 00:08:55.639 has the FBI logo, a Tommy gun and the Cashel's signature, 132 00:08:55.759 --> 00:08:59.120 and then he got the same It's also not a 133 00:08:59.240 --> 00:09:01.320 challenge coin, like that is not a coin. 134 00:09:01.720 --> 00:09:05.799 That's not a coin, right, that's the challenge token or something. 135 00:09:06.799 --> 00:09:10.480 So the number nine comes up again and again and 136 00:09:11.080 --> 00:09:14.399 here is here is the transition to the actual subject 137 00:09:14.840 --> 00:09:18.720 of our podcast. So another story in this is uh 138 00:09:19.279 --> 00:09:22.879 Cash Betel's custom nikes. Right, so we have the same 139 00:09:23.080 --> 00:09:27.559 logo right on the heel FBI logo, the same wow 140 00:09:28.279 --> 00:09:33.639 ugly as shit and Jared Kid's here not a fan 141 00:09:35.360 --> 00:09:37.399 this this was linked by the Daily Beast by the 142 00:09:37.440 --> 00:09:44.559 way they put this whole tweet with again the number nine. Anyway, 143 00:09:44.600 --> 00:09:48.440 this brings us to the subject of our meeting today, 144 00:09:48.480 --> 00:09:53.559 mister Bird, which is Cash Betel's series of children's books 145 00:09:53.840 --> 00:09:57.559 called The Plot Against the Kink. Here you can see 146 00:09:57.559 --> 00:10:00.720 the scan with the coal sticker on it. You see 147 00:10:00.840 --> 00:10:04.759 uh Donald Trump. That's Hillary and then the wizard is 148 00:10:05.879 --> 00:10:10.679 should tell who he is really inserting himself into his story. 149 00:10:10.919 --> 00:10:13.240 And the book is called The Plot Against the King. 150 00:10:13.360 --> 00:10:16.480 You said yes, and you said it was part of 151 00:10:16.519 --> 00:10:17.320 a series. 152 00:10:18.039 --> 00:10:21.519 There are three or four of them. The first one, 153 00:10:22.080 --> 00:10:26.679 of course, look at the slugs. I think this is 154 00:10:26.759 --> 00:10:28.759 James comy. I'm not entirely shure. 155 00:10:29.200 --> 00:10:32.559 Okay, Devin Noonas is is Wait one of them is 156 00:10:32.559 --> 00:10:35.240 Devin Nonas, right, isn't that Devinonas. 157 00:10:35.919 --> 00:10:38.639 I'm guessing he messes with the name. 158 00:10:38.720 --> 00:10:40.679 It looks just like him who did the art for 159 00:10:40.799 --> 00:10:44.679 this scow Downald Laura Laura Vincent. That's gotta be some 160 00:10:45.159 --> 00:10:48.639 spooke somewhere, right, some government spoke. 161 00:10:49.519 --> 00:10:51.960 This is such a weird idea. By the way, that 162 00:10:52.000 --> 00:10:55.000 the the That's the Eye director has a series of 163 00:10:55.039 --> 00:10:57.759 illustrated children's books about Russia Gate. 164 00:10:58.559 --> 00:11:00.679 So is that what these her about? 165 00:11:01.639 --> 00:11:01.879 Yeah? 166 00:11:02.000 --> 00:11:03.799 Yeah, it's holy crap. 167 00:11:04.279 --> 00:11:06.279 Honestly, after, if we have enough time, I might look 168 00:11:06.360 --> 00:11:09.639 up Beacon of Freedom publishing house. I'm kind of curious. 169 00:11:09.720 --> 00:11:11.960 Well, I'm looking up Laura of instance. She's got an 170 00:11:11.960 --> 00:11:14.919 Instagram page and it's her illustrations and it's just like 171 00:11:16.360 --> 00:11:23.519 charming illustrations of bell peppers and like spoons, Like there's 172 00:11:23.559 --> 00:11:25.840 nothing here that would indicate she's like a que tart 173 00:11:26.000 --> 00:11:31.919 or anything of the money. Man, Yeah, I guess so 174 00:11:31.960 --> 00:11:35.039 she did? You think she knew what she was illustrating, 175 00:11:35.120 --> 00:11:39.600 because a lot of times illustrators don't actually know the script. 176 00:11:39.720 --> 00:11:43.159 You know the content. They're just illustrating images. Do you 177 00:11:43.200 --> 00:11:44.120 think she even knew? 178 00:11:44.759 --> 00:11:46.879 She's like, Oh no, I thought this was fetish port. 179 00:11:46.879 --> 00:11:50.120 You're putting me at this. This is deeply embarrassing, right, 180 00:11:53.519 --> 00:11:57.720 all right, all right? So, once upon a time in 181 00:11:57.799 --> 00:12:01.039 the land of the Free, there lived a wizard called Cash, 182 00:12:01.200 --> 00:12:05.720 the distinguished discoverer. Cash was known far and wide as 183 00:12:05.759 --> 00:12:10.279 the one person who could discover anything about anything. He 184 00:12:10.480 --> 00:12:15.159 found the Holy Grape deep in the enchanted forest, and 185 00:12:15.279 --> 00:12:20.279 he discovered who had stolen the Sleeping Princess. Is there 186 00:12:20.320 --> 00:12:23.039 any significance to the Holy grape? Why is it a 187 00:12:23.120 --> 00:12:24.840 singular grape? 188 00:12:25.200 --> 00:12:28.159 What does that mean? The holy grape? Is this a 189 00:12:28.240 --> 00:12:29.559 reference to grape soda? 190 00:12:31.159 --> 00:12:33.679 I don't know. I don't know. 191 00:12:34.600 --> 00:12:37.600 Maybe what could the Holy grape be? 192 00:12:39.120 --> 00:12:45.559 This is a great profile picture, by the way, there 193 00:12:45.559 --> 00:12:46.200 are so. 194 00:12:46.080 --> 00:12:47.200 Many Who's the blonde? 195 00:12:48.879 --> 00:12:53.840 I assume that's the sleeping princess mentioned earlier? Or she 196 00:12:54.039 --> 00:12:58.759 is a suspiciously unheard of uh Nashville country singer. 197 00:13:00.279 --> 00:13:01.000 Very possible. 198 00:13:03.840 --> 00:13:05.000 What do you see in this image? 199 00:13:05.200 --> 00:13:08.039 These are some elaborate illustrations of what I see is 200 00:13:08.879 --> 00:13:11.440 Cash Bettel as the wizard is in the front and 201 00:13:11.519 --> 00:13:16.200 behind him there is a a A A dismounted. Actually, 202 00:13:16.600 --> 00:13:21.399 he's been dehorsed night with a shield that has a 203 00:13:21.440 --> 00:13:24.639 hammer and sickle on it. So I guess he's lost 204 00:13:24.759 --> 00:13:28.080 the joust and he's on the ground on his ass. Yes, 205 00:13:28.159 --> 00:13:28.960 he's lost. 206 00:13:29.080 --> 00:13:29.840 A split panel. 207 00:13:30.279 --> 00:13:36.200 Oh, a split panel. Okay, and let's see the other side. Okay, 208 00:13:36.200 --> 00:13:40.159 and the other side, apparently dehorsing him is a man 209 00:13:40.240 --> 00:13:44.159 with the with the Roman wreath and a shield. Is 210 00:13:44.159 --> 00:13:47.360 that supposed to symbolize like the imperium the United States 211 00:13:47.440 --> 00:13:49.519 or something? I don't know, but what is It's. 212 00:13:49.360 --> 00:13:54.159 Like, let me read you this. The Herald, who spread 213 00:13:54.200 --> 00:13:57.759 important news across the land with their herald trumpets, had 214 00:13:57.840 --> 00:14:01.039 sung of Cash's fate ever since he figured out that 215 00:14:01.080 --> 00:14:05.120 the rush shown the Russonians were cheating in the jousting tournaments. 216 00:14:05.960 --> 00:14:07.799 I don't know what that is in reference to the 217 00:14:07.879 --> 00:14:11.440 Russonians do come back. But I don't know what his career. 218 00:14:11.879 --> 00:14:16.320 Yeah, okay, I didn't know. Listen, this is for three 219 00:14:16.360 --> 00:14:16.879 year olds. 220 00:14:16.919 --> 00:14:21.720 Okay, No, this is for old people to buy on 221 00:14:21.759 --> 00:14:23.440 O N N. That's why this is here. 222 00:14:23.799 --> 00:14:27.039 Ah, well, that's true. 223 00:14:26.879 --> 00:14:29.639 But all these quests had been easy for Cash, and 224 00:14:29.679 --> 00:14:31.720 as the sun rose and set over the land of 225 00:14:31.759 --> 00:14:35.720 the Free, Cash found himself in grain grave danger, not 226 00:14:35.840 --> 00:14:40.080 of trolls or ogres, but getting bored. That is until 227 00:14:40.559 --> 00:14:41.519 the Choosing Day. 228 00:14:43.320 --> 00:14:49.480 Wow, that is a huge tax blob for a kid's boy. 229 00:14:49.639 --> 00:14:56.240 Nyt Heralds with Trump has a little red flags would say, 230 00:14:56.440 --> 00:15:00.039 m g ka make the Kingdom great again. It's quite. 231 00:15:02.759 --> 00:15:04.799 By the way. I'm looking at the good Reads page 232 00:15:04.799 --> 00:15:08.480 for this book right now another good reviewer. One reviewer 233 00:15:08.559 --> 00:15:12.320 asks a good question, what is the Holy Grape? It 234 00:15:12.360 --> 00:15:16.320 has no answer. There's no answer given in the book. 235 00:15:17.840 --> 00:15:20.080 Okay, so I'm glad I'm not just an idiot. Apparently 236 00:15:20.080 --> 00:15:23.799 we're all confused by the providence of the Holy Grape, 237 00:15:23.919 --> 00:15:25.279 which is multiple greats. 238 00:15:25.559 --> 00:15:28.159 Obviously it's supposed to be a playing on the Holy Grail. 239 00:15:28.480 --> 00:15:31.120 But I don't know why he chose great Well, you 240 00:15:31.240 --> 00:15:38.120 know why, you know why he Yeah, you're right, Yeah, 241 00:15:39.279 --> 00:15:42.440 we don't even need to get into that. Yeah. 242 00:15:42.919 --> 00:15:45.960 On Choosing Day, the whole land gathered at the castle 243 00:15:46.000 --> 00:15:49.759 to choose the next ruler of the kingdom. Okay, I 244 00:15:49.840 --> 00:15:51.320 realize this is a. 245 00:15:51.279 --> 00:15:54.799 Book January sixth, Oh, no, that would be November. We're 246 00:15:54.799 --> 00:15:55.840 talking about November. 247 00:15:56.559 --> 00:16:01.600 Yeah, yeah, this is about the election. However, anyway, I'm 248 00:16:01.639 --> 00:16:04.360 not even gonna get into this is not how a 249 00:16:04.480 --> 00:16:10.440 kingdom works. It doesn't matter whatever the Harald's been announcing, which, 250 00:16:10.440 --> 00:16:12.720 by the way, this is not a well written book. 251 00:16:12.799 --> 00:16:16.200 I'm really waiting to see Bob's and Vagana somewhere placed 252 00:16:16.240 --> 00:16:17.080 sense of this book. 253 00:16:17.840 --> 00:16:20.960 Oh there's a callback. I won't spoil it for you. 254 00:16:21.039 --> 00:16:26.360 There's a callback in this. The Heralds had been announcing 255 00:16:27.480 --> 00:16:31.679 that Hillary Queenin would be queen. She says Queen Lee 256 00:16:31.799 --> 00:16:34.879 things like thee and thou and forsooth, and her name 257 00:16:34.919 --> 00:16:39.200 is Queenin after all. But when the royal counter uppers 258 00:16:39.279 --> 00:16:42.200 counted up the final hones, they realized that the people 259 00:16:42.240 --> 00:16:45.480 had dared to choose the Merchant Donald. The Harolds and 260 00:16:45.559 --> 00:16:48.720 Hillary were horrified. Donald didn't care what the Harold said 261 00:16:48.720 --> 00:16:51.320 about him, and he was determined to make the kingdom 262 00:16:51.360 --> 00:16:54.639 great again. Thus King Donald moved to the castle and 263 00:16:54.720 --> 00:16:58.320 everyone turned to head home. So there you see Hillary 264 00:16:58.360 --> 00:17:03.600 queenin her nights and then the Heralds for CNN and 265 00:17:03.639 --> 00:17:06.559 the Post they're they're unhappy. 266 00:17:06.599 --> 00:17:11.079 Can I stop you here and can we reflect on something? Yes, 267 00:17:12.880 --> 00:17:17.640 Cash Battel. As far as if I'm recalling his career correctly, 268 00:17:18.240 --> 00:17:23.400 is a lawyer by trade, you know, I think if 269 00:17:23.400 --> 00:17:28.119 i'm if I'm not mistaken, he was like he was 270 00:17:28.160 --> 00:17:30.400 like one of the like an international lawyer, Like he 271 00:17:30.440 --> 00:17:34.680 was prosecuting Al Qaeda guys and Isis guys, okay. And 272 00:17:34.720 --> 00:17:40.039 then I remember he was affiliated with Congress, just like 273 00:17:40.079 --> 00:17:42.599 he wasn't a congressman, but he was maybe he was 274 00:17:42.640 --> 00:17:45.799 a counselman or something. He was somebody's counsel in Congress. 275 00:17:45.839 --> 00:17:49.920 I vaguely remember this. And again, he went to the 276 00:17:50.039 --> 00:17:53.279 University of Richmond to get a law degree, so he 277 00:17:53.319 --> 00:17:58.799 probably had a criminal justice background, law degree, international law, 278 00:17:58.880 --> 00:18:04.799 stuff like that. The guy has no creative writing background whatsoever. No, 279 00:18:05.160 --> 00:18:11.240 he doesn't have a degree in like childhood education or 280 00:18:11.319 --> 00:18:16.079 literature or or anything like that. And as far as 281 00:18:16.119 --> 00:18:19.880 I understand, maybe I'm wrong, but he has no history 282 00:18:19.920 --> 00:18:25.519 of publishing anything. I mean, maybe weird grammarcus briefs and 283 00:18:25.559 --> 00:18:28.559 things like that, but this is creative writing. It's a 284 00:18:28.599 --> 00:18:31.279 totally different thing. So you're gonna tell me he goes 285 00:18:31.319 --> 00:18:37.599 from being like a terror prosecutor of terrorists to writing 286 00:18:37.680 --> 00:18:43.160 a book for like seven year olds about grapes, holy 287 00:18:43.200 --> 00:18:47.039 the holy grape? Right? What is that? What is this? Like? 288 00:18:47.079 --> 00:18:49.440 What are we looking at here? For real? What are 289 00:18:49.480 --> 00:18:52.880 we really looking at here? Because the artwork in the 290 00:18:52.880 --> 00:18:57.279 book is actually quite good, vibrant colors, probably cost a 291 00:18:57.359 --> 00:19:00.559 lot of money, right to make these pad it's not 292 00:19:01.000 --> 00:19:06.119 cheap to make children's books, especially full art every page 293 00:19:06.519 --> 00:19:10.319 children's books, and then to publish them through whatever who'd 294 00:19:10.359 --> 00:19:10.920 you say was? 295 00:19:12.160 --> 00:19:13.839 Oh shoot, I'd have to go back to the beginning. 296 00:19:13.920 --> 00:19:15.960 I don't remember whoever the publisher was, but this is 297 00:19:16.000 --> 00:19:21.000 not a cheap endeavor. So what what are we looking 298 00:19:21.079 --> 00:19:23.480 at here? Who gave him the money to do this? 299 00:19:24.200 --> 00:19:29.960 It's very suspicious, like altogether, it's expensive to do this. 300 00:19:30.960 --> 00:19:37.200 It's I don't know. It requires a skill set he 301 00:19:37.279 --> 00:19:43.799 doesn't have. Is this ghost written? And just like said 302 00:19:43.839 --> 00:19:47.039 to be his very strange? 303 00:19:47.200 --> 00:19:53.039 He was on my screen bird, Oh this this is 304 00:19:53.799 --> 00:19:54.680 this is the publishing? 305 00:19:54.880 --> 00:19:59.640 Wait a second, so what did they have a big change? 306 00:20:00.119 --> 00:20:06.200 So they do Bible studies, Black children's Author's initiative. 307 00:20:06.720 --> 00:20:09.000 Are we in the set? This can't be the right. 308 00:20:10.400 --> 00:20:15.240 Dang BFF publishing. Oh no, it's not okay, that would 309 00:20:15.240 --> 00:20:16.200 have been funny. 310 00:20:16.160 --> 00:20:24.279 Okay, yeah, okay, okay, so it's Brave Publishing. The Beacon 311 00:20:24.319 --> 00:20:27.680 of Freedom Publishing house is an imprint of Brave Books. 312 00:20:28.119 --> 00:20:32.480 Brave Books has published people like Kirk Cameron. You know 313 00:20:32.559 --> 00:20:35.920 a lot about obviously you're a huge Kirk Cameron fan, 314 00:20:38.000 --> 00:20:43.119 and Kevin Sorbo, the actor from I can't even remember 315 00:20:43.119 --> 00:20:47.440 what Kevin Sorbo is in. But okay, this is so 316 00:20:47.480 --> 00:20:51.599 you're looking for Beacon of Freedom or Brave Yeah, Brave, 317 00:20:52.160 --> 00:20:55.279 Ben Carson, Ben Carson, they published. 318 00:20:54.880 --> 00:20:58.880 Oh okay, this is this is an established s grift 319 00:20:58.960 --> 00:21:01.319 if these guys are in it one hundred percent. 320 00:21:01.519 --> 00:21:05.839 Yeah. What I'm saying is Pash Bettel didn't even write this. 321 00:21:06.079 --> 00:21:11.839 Probably he probably probably had nothing to do with writing 322 00:21:11.920 --> 00:21:12.920 this at all. 323 00:21:15.319 --> 00:21:19.160 Okay, that makes me feel slightly better. However, by the way, 324 00:21:20.000 --> 00:21:23.119 look at how many of these include the phrase grandchildren 325 00:21:23.200 --> 00:21:23.880 these reviews. 326 00:21:25.720 --> 00:21:31.839 Oh boy, this is unbelievable what we're looking at. Because 327 00:21:33.559 --> 00:21:40.960 I'm sorry. The the Ecostamaga ecosystem is a very interesting 328 00:21:41.079 --> 00:21:45.039 quagmire to get into. Like, once you're in there, you're 329 00:21:45.279 --> 00:21:51.920 you're you learn so much about the the money making 330 00:21:52.119 --> 00:21:56.440 racket that a lot of these companies are into just 331 00:21:56.640 --> 00:22:00.359 siphoning off all of that boomer money. You know, eighty 332 00:22:00.400 --> 00:22:03.240 percent of the economy is locked up in these boomers. 333 00:22:03.559 --> 00:22:09.240 These companies make a lot of money grifting for grandchildren basically, 334 00:22:09.960 --> 00:22:15.720 And so yeah, I don't know, I I'm I'm I'm 335 00:22:15.880 --> 00:22:19.519 kind of I don't know. I'm at a loss for words. 336 00:22:21.319 --> 00:22:22.640 This is kind of fascinating. 337 00:22:23.000 --> 00:22:27.640 I'm like, legitimately, Yeah, we've just discovered a kind of 338 00:22:27.799 --> 00:22:33.279 hidden but open has books here. Oh boy, Frank Turk, 339 00:22:34.160 --> 00:22:41.680 the Island, Riley Gains, Oh this is interesting, Laura. Oh yeah, 340 00:22:41.799 --> 00:22:45.079 this is like a full on ghost writing house. 341 00:22:45.359 --> 00:22:49.920 Oh what is Dan Crenshaw roots? Dan Crenshaw fame blame 342 00:22:50.039 --> 00:22:52.920 in the raft of shape and character? 343 00:22:53.640 --> 00:22:56.480 And oh look and it's all the same artwork. Is 344 00:22:56.519 --> 00:22:59.680 it the same illustrator? Look at the front page, first 345 00:22:59.680 --> 00:23:05.559 picture there, and oh it looks the same. Are these 346 00:23:05.559 --> 00:23:08.400 people even real? Like is this just a I like 347 00:23:09.279 --> 00:23:12.839 it might be? Oh yeah, We've just sorry, buddy, we 348 00:23:13.000 --> 00:23:14.759 we got to get back to the book because we've 349 00:23:14.799 --> 00:23:17.640 just stumbled on a black hole of maga. 350 00:23:18.119 --> 00:23:25.319 Yeah that do but on my screen right now, other 351 00:23:25.440 --> 00:23:30.039 topics in this saga. Okay, that's that's the term already saga, 352 00:23:30.960 --> 00:23:35.480 sanctity of life, dangers of communism, cancel culture, and critical 353 00:23:35.559 --> 00:23:36.079 race theory. 354 00:23:36.200 --> 00:23:38.519 Wow, why not? All right? 355 00:23:38.759 --> 00:23:39.160 Anyway? 356 00:23:39.720 --> 00:23:44.160 Holy? No, Hey, Jay Burton's audience. I know most of 357 00:23:44.160 --> 00:23:46.680 you guys are probably like his age or my age, 358 00:23:46.759 --> 00:23:51.240 but if any of you are over sixty, there is 359 00:23:51.279 --> 00:23:54.920 a huge industry that is meant to make you cough 360 00:23:55.000 --> 00:23:58.680 up six to twelve dollars for something that your grandkids 361 00:23:58.720 --> 00:24:01.400 will never look at. You've got to be aware of 362 00:24:01.440 --> 00:24:04.480 this stuff, like you have to just be aware of 363 00:24:04.519 --> 00:24:09.440 this stuff. It's really this is a dark corner of maga. 364 00:24:09.880 --> 00:24:12.599 It is, and it's it. Honestly, it makes sense that 365 00:24:12.680 --> 00:24:16.400 there's like a a whole network of companies that exist 366 00:24:16.440 --> 00:24:22.880 to service influencers like this. Yes, okay, But before the 367 00:24:22.920 --> 00:24:26.160 people could leave, Harold jumped into his stand to make 368 00:24:26.200 --> 00:24:30.640 a proclamation. Wait, he explained through his Harold Trumpet. Listen 369 00:24:30.680 --> 00:24:33.720 to what this noble knight has to say. Then a 370 00:24:33.759 --> 00:24:36.960 shifty looking knight jumped onto the stand. Donald isn't the 371 00:24:37.039 --> 00:24:41.039 rightful king. Inside this steel box, I have found a 372 00:24:41.039 --> 00:24:44.440 paper that says Donald cheated his way to the throne. 373 00:24:44.920 --> 00:24:47.519 All the people gasped, were shocked. How could he do? 374 00:24:47.599 --> 00:24:50.559 Such a thing. Do you get it? Burt? That? Yes, 375 00:24:50.640 --> 00:24:51.559 steel box? 376 00:24:52.000 --> 00:24:54.880 Is that James Comet? Who is that? Who are we looking? 377 00:24:55.200 --> 00:24:56.680 It's it's the Steel Dossier. 378 00:24:57.880 --> 00:25:04.480 So oh yes, of course Christopher Steele, Okay, yes. 379 00:25:04.359 --> 00:25:07.319 I think everything should be explained to me in these 380 00:25:07.400 --> 00:25:09.119 terms so I can understand better. 381 00:25:10.480 --> 00:25:15.400 Wait can I? I want to contact Brave Publishing and 382 00:25:15.440 --> 00:25:18.440 get a t L A book. I'm like it couldn't 383 00:25:18.480 --> 00:25:19.319 be that subject? 384 00:25:20.079 --> 00:25:22.680 Which subject would you explain about? The children's book. 385 00:25:22.680 --> 00:25:28.279 Cooking Crack Cook and Crack Trap hoose something like that? 386 00:25:28.519 --> 00:25:29.359 Something charming? 387 00:25:30.480 --> 00:25:32.480 Berto in the Magical cos Oven. 388 00:25:34.039 --> 00:25:37.440 The night the uh the what do they call it? 389 00:25:37.480 --> 00:25:39.960 The Night of the Long Pillow or something like that. 390 00:25:41.559 --> 00:25:43.720 By the way, look at this picture of Hillary Clinton, 391 00:25:43.960 --> 00:25:46.559 yet another just amazing profile pictures. 392 00:25:46.720 --> 00:25:53.640 She's doing the merchant She's doing the merchant clutch. That's crazy, apparently, 393 00:25:54.119 --> 00:25:57.519 said the Shifty Night. Donald made friends with the Russonians 394 00:25:57.519 --> 00:26:01.400 while drinking cherry ginger ale in this wirly towered tavern 395 00:26:01.440 --> 00:26:05.319 in Russodia, and they helped him cheat, and the people nodded. 396 00:26:05.680 --> 00:26:08.279 The heralds must be right, after all, they have the 397 00:26:08.359 --> 00:26:12.799 loud trumpets and important pieces of paper King Donald must 398 00:26:12.799 --> 00:26:16.279 be a cheater. And so, even though they hadn't looked 399 00:26:16.279 --> 00:26:18.839 at all the facts, everyone agreed that King Donald was 400 00:26:18.880 --> 00:26:23.359 a cheater. Everyone except for Duke Devin of the King's Court. 401 00:26:23.839 --> 00:26:28.119