Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 2: Hello, welcome to Laura Kane after Dark. Thank you so
Speaker 2: much for watching and listening. We love that about you. Hello, Hello,
Speaker 2: this is my co host, Eric Grimmer. You look lovely,
Speaker 2: Laura Kane, Thank you so much, Thank you so much.
Speaker 2: Producer Brian, what's up?
Speaker 3: Hey?
Speaker 1: What's up? Ee?
Speaker 2: Tomorrow's the night going out on the town. Me you, Brian, Marie,
Speaker 2: Marie and I are going to come home, hopefully with phone.
Speaker 1: You guys will be coming. You guys will be coming
Speaker 1: home with two men. Actually both of you won each
Speaker 1: because we are carpooling together.
Speaker 2: I'm just iway was going to say phone numbers. Maybe
Speaker 2: we'll have some phone numbers, or maybe we'll meet somebody nice.
Speaker 3: Well, we have Eric's numbers.
Speaker 2: Oh gosh, I.
Speaker 1: Think we've already fulfilled our end of the bargainsh All
Speaker 1: right now.
Speaker 3: Look, yeah, we've already done our end of the bargain.
Speaker 1: So I have a great time.
Speaker 2: It's already about me. I love funny people. I in
Speaker 2: fact a guy. If I to to me, the most
Speaker 2: important thing in a man is a sense of humor
Speaker 2: more than looks, more than looks. I'm getting to a point, Okay,
Speaker 2: I love witty people. I love sarcasm. I love people
Speaker 2: that are quick quips I like, I like funny scenarios
Speaker 2: and and and things like that. However, I am not
Speaker 2: a fan. I do not find your basic dad joke funny.
Speaker 2: I just don't think jokes, proper jokes are funny. I
Speaker 2: just don't think they're funny.
Speaker 1: Well, Eric begs the differ, and I'm curious to see I.
Speaker 3: Do beg to differ.
Speaker 2: I mean, I just again, I'm not a wet blanket.
Speaker 2: I'm not a Karen. I'm not like a total bitch
Speaker 2: or like I haven't been laid in forever. Well, that's true,
Speaker 2: but you know it's just I'm funny and I love
Speaker 2: funny people, and I'd love to laugh, I really do,
Speaker 2: but I just don't enjoy jokes. That said, bring it on.
Speaker 2: Let's see. Eric claims he has two that will put
Speaker 2: me on the floor dying, well laughing.
Speaker 3: One is a joke. One is something that actually happened
Speaker 3: to me.
Speaker 2: Now that one I might laugh at.
Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, So I just had my physical Okay, Yeah,
Speaker 3: and you know my doctor was in there, you know,
Speaker 3: doing the butt thing. Yeah, I had the butt thing.
Speaker 2: The prostate test.
Speaker 3: He's like, oh, you know, and he was spending a
Speaker 3: little too much time in there, and then he said,
Speaker 3: I'll be I'll be back, walks out the door, and
Speaker 3: the nurse comes in and says the three words that
Speaker 3: I never want to hear.
Speaker 1: Who was that? I just want to say, I knew
Speaker 1: what was coming, but I didn't ruin it this time.
Speaker 1: I thought I thought it was the doctor will be
Speaker 1: in with you in a moment.
Speaker 3: Okay, booh yeah, one one down, one to go.
Speaker 2: Okay. I was really trying to figure out if this
Speaker 2: was true or not. Okay, Oh my god, I can't never.
Speaker 3: Laughs at jokes.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, all right, he got me here we go.
Speaker 3: Right, So this sex said teacher walks into the classroom
Speaker 3: and he says, today, I'm going to teach you all
Speaker 3: how to put on a condom. And he pulls out
Speaker 3: of his briefcase a condom and a banana and he says,
Speaker 3: I'm going to teach you how to put on a condom,
Speaker 3: but first I have to eat the banana because I
Speaker 3: can't get a heart on on an empty stomach.
Speaker 1: Jeez, that's that's a lot.
Speaker 3: What wait, he's going to he's going to teach him
Speaker 3: how to put the condom on, but he has to
Speaker 3: eat the banana because he can't get a heart on
Speaker 3: on an empty stomach.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that one's gross.
Speaker 2: That one is that was very inappropriate. I'm very offended.
Speaker 3: Go ahead call ehr.
Speaker 2: Okay, So this episode, we're going to talk about something
Speaker 2: that I'm very passionate about lately, in fact, getting laid. No,
Speaker 2: I'm not passionate about that, which is making me worried.
Speaker 2: That could be a whole nother topic, but we'll.
Speaker 3: Get to that. Got your dragon tumbleweedy, Regina.
Speaker 2: There's two dogs fighting over a toy as we're putting
Speaker 2: on this podcast. That's the way things go here and
Speaker 2: Lauren Chane after dark. Okay, No, I'm talking about anything
Speaker 2: UFO or alien related.
Speaker 3: And this is this is where my I just drops out. Now.
Speaker 2: I just don't understand why you couldn't Why you have
Speaker 2: no curiosity whatsoever?
Speaker 3: None?
Speaker 2: Why is that? But I don't understand that. Why is
Speaker 2: why don't you have any kind of question about what
Speaker 2: what's out there?
Speaker 3: I am level headed, insane.
Speaker 1: I actually don't blame them, because realistically, who cares day
Speaker 1: to day? Nothing changes.
Speaker 2: Day A lot could change our day could change like that.
Speaker 1: Maybe it's oh my god, but if it does, then
Speaker 1: there'll be no doubt. Like but otherwise, I don't need
Speaker 1: to change the way I live my life right now?
Speaker 2: Do you don't? Okay, do you think you're the most
Speaker 2: intelligent being in the universe? What I mean humans? Do
Speaker 2: you think human beings are the most intelligent beings in
Speaker 2: the universe?
Speaker 3: Not lately?
Speaker 2: Well, then so you believe there could be a higher intelligence?
Speaker 3: Yes, sometimes I think a box of rocks has more
Speaker 3: intelligence than some of the people on the planet.
Speaker 2: Right now, there have been There are so many sightings,
Speaker 2: and yes, a lot of them are from people that
Speaker 2: are okay, they're gonna do one real sighting, one real
Speaker 2: story will splinter off and be and like ten other
Speaker 2: people will come forward and say, oh, the same thing
Speaker 2: happened to me, And those aren't true, but the one is.
Speaker 1: So let me let me let me jump in here, okay,
Speaker 1: and let's just talk about some of those one real ones.
Speaker 1: Let's do that, and let me tell you why they're
Speaker 1: not real all. Most famously the nineteen forty seven Roswell incident,
Speaker 1: where a flying saucer was allegedly recovered from the you
Speaker 1: know Desertwell.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, it was a crash site.
Speaker 1: It was a crash site. And you know what that
Speaker 1: is true. It was a crash site, but it was
Speaker 1: a crash site for a high altitude balloon from Project Mogul,
Speaker 1: which is used to detect Soviet nuclear tests.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what the government said to cover it up.
Speaker 1: But where is there any evidence that there was a
Speaker 1: cover up?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 1: Why the UFO more likely than the balloon.
Speaker 3: Do you have any popcorn? Because I would like to
Speaker 3: eat something.
Speaker 2: The government is keeping why this information that they have
Speaker 2: from the public for safety reasons. They don't want the
Speaker 2: public to freak the hell out. If the government came
Speaker 2: out today and said, yes, you know what, guess what
Speaker 2: we have aliens. They're in an area fifty one. In fact,
Speaker 2: there's one living in a frigging you know, two bedroom apartments.
Speaker 1: Okay, I agree, hold on, just like I agree, you're
Speaker 1: right if aliens were here, we don't want to cause panic.
Speaker 1: There probably would be an incentive for the government to lie.
Speaker 1: That doesn't that's not evidence or that doesn't move the
Speaker 1: conversation as to whether or not individual events are cover
Speaker 1: ups or not. There's no evidence of a cover up.
Speaker 1: It's not more likely, there's no reason, and that the
Speaker 1: irrational explanation and the government gives you is a lie.
Speaker 1: There's no reason to believe that it's a lie. What
Speaker 1: makes you decided to lie versus an alien?
Speaker 2: I watched something. It was a guy who had the
Speaker 2: highest clearance you could possibly get.
Speaker 1: Then he probably in the governmenting on public access whatever.
Speaker 2: There were some things he couldn't say, but he was.
Speaker 2: He came out because he didn't think it was right
Speaker 2: that the government was keeping some things from the public.
Speaker 2: And also he said that there is a whole separate
Speaker 2: government that's not the government, the shadow government. There's like
Speaker 2: all these that's.
Speaker 1: How I and that's how I know that that guy
Speaker 1: is not credible because some of the some the credible guy,
Speaker 1: the one guy that has the real conspiracy that is true,
Speaker 1: will have one conspiracy because the chances of most of
Speaker 1: them being right is astronomical. If someone comes forward and
Speaker 1: they're like, hey, this one conspiracy. I've got one conspiracy
Speaker 1: theory that is true and I can verify it, that's great.
Speaker 1: If someone comes forward and they're like, hey, I've got
Speaker 1: ten conspiracy theories I can prove right now, they're all true.
Speaker 1: I witnessed all of them. Then I go, your schizophrenic,
Speaker 1: you're a liar or you know, you're insane. So maybe,
Speaker 1: like some of the there are, there have been some
Speaker 1: credible people to come forward, like you know, the David
Speaker 1: Grush or whatever whoever that got or doctor Greer River
Speaker 1: testified form.
Speaker 2: Well, there's there's a doctor.
Speaker 3: There's a couple.
Speaker 2: Sure, No, there's a there's a couple of guys out there.
Speaker 1: The guy who testified before Congress, and he is relatively reliable,
Speaker 1: except he had no hands that he had no first
Speaker 1: hand accounts. It was all him reporting what he'd heard.
Speaker 2: Now, Bob Blazaar, what's your problem with Bob Blazar?
Speaker 1: I have a whole thing on Bob Blazar. Okay, let's
Speaker 1: go through the problems with Boblaz.
Speaker 2: Let's talk about who Bob Blazar is.
Speaker 1: Bob Blazar claimed to work at S four, which was
Speaker 1: a site within the Area fifty one compound.
Speaker 2: He's in the early twenties.
Speaker 1: Where he claimed that he was invited there because he
Speaker 1: worked on a jet propelled bicycle, you.
Speaker 2: Know, the jet propulsion system. What they found he.
Speaker 1: Had built a jet propelled bike or something, and he
Speaker 1: worked at the lost Alamos Lab, and so they recruited
Speaker 1: him to work at S four to try to reverse
Speaker 1: engineer their propulsion systems in two spacecrafts that they had.
Speaker 1: He claimed one was a sport model and one was
Speaker 1: the more leisure regular model whatever. And he claims that
Speaker 1: these crafts were powered by element one one five, which
Speaker 1: had anti gravity or matter reality distorting properties of some kind. Yes,
Speaker 1: so that's his story. It's never been definitively disproven or proven.
Speaker 1: But let's go through some of the problems. One is
Speaker 1: his educational background, which literally does not exist to whatsoever.
Speaker 1: And before you say that the government erased it for
Speaker 1: him to remove his thing, the problem is that the
Speaker 1: actual there are some academic records that exist for him,
Speaker 1: and they are crap. He wasn't very smart. He didn't
Speaker 1: get into any of the schools. He wouldn't have gotten
Speaker 1: to any of the schools he claimed to go to.
Speaker 1: There's no record of him. And like the hard, hard
Speaker 1: physical evidence, you can't just be a race. Digitally doesn't
Speaker 1: have anything of him.
Speaker 2: Okay, if he had no education and he had no degree,
Speaker 2: why would the government hire him to work at such
Speaker 2: a vent.
Speaker 1: That's the thing they didn't. Yeah, see how that lines
Speaker 1: up anyways. Also, the testimony he's talked about like, oh,
Speaker 1: the professors he had and all that stuff, they actually
Speaker 1: turned out to be wrong or he was they were
Speaker 1: like his high school and teacher when he said they
Speaker 1: were his you know, college professors, things like that. Anyways,
Speaker 1: Another one his employment claims don't check out. He said
Speaker 1: he worked at the Los Alamos National Laboratory. However, all
Speaker 1: the employee directors from that time are curiously missing his name,
Speaker 1: which the government can't erase post tens. That would be insane,
Speaker 1: maybe to a certain degree. His only public evidence of
Speaker 1: you know, him doing anything was in a local local
Speaker 1: newspaper and connection with his jet car hobbywork and keep
Speaker 1: a jet turbine on the bicycle. That's cool. That's not
Speaker 1: enough to get you top of your clearance to work
Speaker 1: on aliens. That's crazy.
Speaker 3: Okay, pookoock chew to me.
Speaker 1: Okay, right, let.
Speaker 2: Me just read you the recent news. Uh okay. And
Speaker 2: by the way, yes, mister Rimmer, yes this Kane. The
Speaker 2: second you see something in the sky that is different,
Speaker 2: that is weird and freaky, you are going to be
Speaker 2: on the phone with me in five seconds. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: you can't believe what I'm saying. This is crazy, this
Speaker 2: is I see a spaceship. Oh my god, you're gonna
Speaker 2: be a believe. You're gonna see U a phone. You
Speaker 2: will see a U a poe. You will change your mind.
Speaker 3: The only time I will call you read guarding any
Speaker 3: kind of unidentified object activity is if I wake up
Speaker 3: and there is a seven foot tall, slimy creature with
Speaker 3: its organs on the outside with one eyeball that wants
Speaker 3: to anally probe me.
Speaker 2: Right, and that has been people will not happen.
Speaker 1: Okay, real quick, I have more, but I'll give you
Speaker 1: an opportunity to refute any present anything you have so far.
Speaker 3: Okay, and Laura, do you want to know the main
Speaker 3: reason why that will never happen? Why? Because I'm a top.
Speaker 2: Hold on. I gotta do something, all right. I mentioned
Speaker 2: the last episode that I have a secret dog. I've
Speaker 2: had a.
Speaker 3: Secret dog, so I'm not a secret anymore.
Speaker 2: Well, whatever, it's been a year. I have two dogs.
Speaker 3: When that one's going to leave.
Speaker 2: I'm only supposed to have one dog. This one. I
Speaker 2: love him to death, but he's driving me.
Speaker 1: Okay, so you take care of him all.
Speaker 2: Keep talking, keep talking, keep talking.
Speaker 1: About what I think of all available evidence for UFOs,
Speaker 1: Bob Bazar is possibly the worst. I think. I agree
Speaker 1: with you. I think the random people online who have
Speaker 1: you know, anonymous posters who have stories, I think they're better.
Speaker 3: Laura should not support him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't support Bob Bazar. And just because he
Speaker 1: was on Joe Rogan one time he blew up. His
Speaker 1: story is interesting. I'll give him that. He's just really
Speaker 1: not that credible as the problem. So no evidence and
Speaker 1: there's nothing even nothing even really unique to listen to.
Speaker 2: I want you to listen to Joe Rogan's podcast that
Speaker 2: has Bob Blazaar on the podcast and a filmmaker.
Speaker 1: It's really good interesting.
Speaker 2: Just listen. It is very interesting, and just listen to
Speaker 2: what he has to say.
Speaker 1: He's still not credible.
Speaker 2: He sure sounds credible.
Speaker 1: He does. He's kind of.
Speaker 2: Not kind of like one hundred percent what this guy.
Speaker 1: Is a way through the whole thing because apparently he
Speaker 1: has a headache from stress. So and then he forgets
Speaker 1: bunch stuff he goes I don't remember.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm gonna say what that'll be a hard pass.
Speaker 2: Recent UFO sidings have been reported. This is the latest
Speaker 2: news in various locations, including off the coast of southern California,
Speaker 2: in the Central Valley of California, and over Fort Lauderdale, Florida. Additionally,
Speaker 2: there have been reports of UFA sidings in Siagoville, Seagoville, Texas,
Speaker 2: and over the skies in Italy. Now the southern California coast,
Speaker 2: a video was recorded by a US war ship off
Speaker 2: the coast of southern California is showing an unidentified object
Speaker 2: in the Central Valley. Tower cam captured footage of a
Speaker 2: UFO over the Central Valley, and a pilot also reported
Speaker 2: a siding in the same area. Now, Brian's thing is, well,
Speaker 2: why aren't there better videos and pictures and why don't
Speaker 2: we have like all these great like images. Yeah, well,
Speaker 2: these things move at such a fasting rate that we
Speaker 2: we have no concept of because we it's so far
Speaker 2: beyond our technology.
Speaker 1: Wait, wait, how is that relevant to why we don't
Speaker 1: have Because so high TechEd, they make our cameras crappy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm gonna say, by the time.
Speaker 1: We whip out our phone it'd gone Well, then we
Speaker 1: wouldn't have any video evidence. But we have some it's good.
Speaker 3: If somebody can record a humming its wings, flying bay
Speaker 3: can record a UFO.
Speaker 2: A flight crew spotted a glowing spherical object while flying
Speaker 2: over the Bahamas returning to Fort Law.
Speaker 3: That was probably someone's glow stick.
Speaker 1: Let me let me just say, if there is a
Speaker 1: rational and even not even like out of the like
Speaker 1: a very easy explanation, it's probably not UFO. That could
Speaker 1: be anything mylar balloon like. I mean, there are so
Speaker 1: many things they like aren't even in a stretch to
Speaker 1: believe in. They don't even require any jumps in logic.
Speaker 2: A triangular shaped craft was reported near Seagoville, Texas, just
Speaker 2: after sunset during a total eclipse. Okay, a lot of
Speaker 2: times UFO siding spike when there's a nuclear event of some.
Speaker 3: Sort when it's dark.
Speaker 1: Allegedly, there's actually no evidence that confirms that, uh.
Speaker 2: There are there is, there's data, there's definitely from what
Speaker 2: of multiple sightings?
Speaker 1: Where is this reported from? Where is it collected from? Okay,
Speaker 1: let me let me throw another piece of trivia at you.
Speaker 1: Real quick, let me throw a piece of trivia at you.
Speaker 1: United States is the only country that routinely reports lots
Speaker 1: of UFO sidings. It's I know why. It's a cultural thing.
Speaker 2: Lots of people smoked up to No, it's not a
Speaker 2: being high thing.
Speaker 1: It's a cultural thing. We want to believe them, so
Speaker 1: we are.
Speaker 2: We are primed to which country has the most UFO siding?
Speaker 1: United States for a second.
Speaker 2: This is due to a combination.
Speaker 3: Of factors maui wowie.
Speaker 2: Including a large population.
Speaker 1: Our population is not even that big comparatively, and.
Speaker 2: A greater number of people reporting sidings. The United States
Speaker 2: also has a long history of UFO interest and research,
Speaker 2: contributing to its high number of reports.
Speaker 3: Listen, if you're sitting around a field and you're all
Speaker 3: doing the puff puff pass past thing, you're looking up
Speaker 3: at the stars, anything can look like a UFI No, right, Brian,
Speaker 3: are we together on this?
Speaker 1: I mean I can't. I don't know from personal experience,
Speaker 1: but you know I would imagine, Yeah, puff puff pass
Speaker 1: pass will make you see anything in the sky.
Speaker 3: I mean, no, I don't puff puff pass pass, but I'm.
Speaker 2: Assuming I've heard there are crafts that are shaped like
Speaker 2: a barbell.
Speaker 1: Heard from who I watch.
Speaker 2: Every documentary there is on UFOs like a bar bell. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's like long and then like two.
Speaker 3: Like circular like the like the Ship and Star Wars.
Speaker 2: Anyway, there's also one that's a very A lot of
Speaker 2: people have reported seeing the triangular shaped.
Speaker 3: Craft like the Ship and Star Wars.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then you've got this exactly. You're basic everyday
Speaker 2: kid drawing of a spacecraft.
Speaker 3: By craft like the ship and Star Wars.
Speaker 2: Okay, And and you have the jellyfish.
Speaker 1: All right, Okay, just the jelly fish is a joke.
Speaker 3: Anyways, that's hell dumb.
Speaker 2: It is crazy from.
Speaker 1: Like two videos. And it was a milar balloon that
Speaker 1: was slowly dragging across the ground or not.
Speaker 2: It was balloon.
Speaker 1: It was one of those party balloons you get there,
Speaker 1: like aluminum and helium filled, like the tendrils hanging down.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, party city balloon.
Speaker 1: That just show the video.
Speaker 2: This is I'm not I'm not, I'm not. I'm just
Speaker 2: all I did was this. I just typed in are
Speaker 2: you aphosed real? Fun?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: In Google and.
Speaker 3: That's in Google says did you mean fake?
Speaker 2: Wait?
Speaker 1: Wait, hold on, I just for fun. UFOs are real
Speaker 1: because UFO just means unidentified flying object. There's no evidence
Speaker 1: that they are aliens or they are from extraterrestial origin.
Speaker 2: Yes, UFOs are real in the sense that people report
Speaker 2: seeing objects in the sky that they cannot identify.
Speaker 3: That is the last things I ever heard.
Speaker 2: There's no evidence that these sightings are extraterrestrial in origin.
Speaker 1: Oh, exactly what I said, word for word.
Speaker 2: Many UFO sightings have been attributed to miss identification of
Speaker 2: of known objects like birds, drones, or weather.
Speaker 3: Phenomena of.
Speaker 2: The term UFO stands for unidentified flying object. UFOs are
Speaker 2: sometimes referred to as you APAs now, yes.
Speaker 1: What is that? Unidentified aerial phenomena? Oh?
Speaker 3: God.
Speaker 2: Government agencies like the Pentagon and NASA have stated that
Speaker 2: they have no evidence of extraterrestrial involvement in reported UFO sighting.
Speaker 1: They must be lying, they have to be yes, look no,
Speaker 1: you look here king no evidence.
Speaker 2: There is a reason we are not being told the truth.
Speaker 1: But we don't know if we're not being told the truth.
Speaker 2: There are there's so much out there. If you would
Speaker 2: watch the things that I've been watching on Netflix and
Speaker 2: Prime and this and that, read you.
Speaker 3: Get Laura and I into area fifty one.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Well, you won't find anything in the
Speaker 1: area fifty one. We know what area Area fifty one
Speaker 1: is not that big of a secret anymore. They do
Speaker 1: jet they do like new propulsion tech, like testing there
Speaker 1: that's where they test like stealth bombers and stuff.
Speaker 2: I saw a report that they have nine crafts that
Speaker 2: they have gathered through the years. It was in one
Speaker 2: of the documentaries I watched.
Speaker 1: That same one also told me that Tom Cruise was gay.
Speaker 1: He was too ashamed to admit it.
Speaker 2: They have over, they have and the and then they
Speaker 2: also have bodies.
Speaker 1: Where does this information come from? I know it comes
Speaker 1: from the documentaries, but where is the source of it?
Speaker 2: The source of the documentaries, the source is usually a
Speaker 2: person who is from a former military member who had
Speaker 2: extreme clearance, who is a whistleblower who has come out
Speaker 2: because he or she believes that the public needs to
Speaker 2: know this.
Speaker 1: And let me ask you this. If the government is
Speaker 1: so hell bent on keeping this a secret that they've
Speaker 1: gone to extraordinary lens to cover this up, huh, why
Speaker 1: are these whistleblowers allowed to live they are Why would
Speaker 1: you know they have immediately been taking people out?
Speaker 2: Good question.
Speaker 3: You know what, I think that there are at least
Speaker 3: right off the top of my head, I can tell
Speaker 3: you three aliens that are probably walking around on Earth
Speaker 3: who share and Margaret and Bernadette Peters fair enough because
Speaker 3: they all look amazing. They will never die and I
Speaker 3: think they're aliens, so they.
Speaker 1: All look good. But also, let me add on you're
Speaker 1: talking about this is probably this would have to be
Speaker 1: the big secret of the craziest thing that anyone's ever told.
Speaker 1: This isn't like five people know the government. This would
Speaker 1: be thousands, tens of thousands of people involved. So you're
Speaker 1: saying they've all kept a secret, even though that if
Speaker 1: they did whistle blow, they wouldn't get killed because none
Speaker 1: of those people seem to be dying, so there's really
Speaker 1: no real threat of coming out. But still they're all
Speaker 1: compelled to keep the secret.
Speaker 2: There have been death threats on these people, a lot
Speaker 2: of death threats. They're in big danger.
Speaker 1: For this much, for this big of a whistle blow
Speaker 1: they're blowing. We don't you think maybe more than death threats,
Speaker 1: it would be just hitting in in the night. Yeah,
Speaker 1: government assassins.
Speaker 2: If if somebody came out and said, hey, I saw ufo,
Speaker 2: I was in one, they are real next day boom dead.
Speaker 2: The public would freak out. So there are government's corrupt.
Speaker 2: They can't kill.
Speaker 3: Well, you are something we don't know.
Speaker 1: You already believe that, allegedly because of the cover up.
Speaker 1: So what's the difference?
Speaker 3: Odd? What does the UFO have to do with that?
Speaker 2: This is where I wish we had like phone we
Speaker 2: take phone calls from.
Speaker 1: Who oh, from like the public. That'd be funny, time,
Speaker 1: is it? No?
Speaker 2: I want to call my mom.
Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no, no, no call me.
Speaker 2: I want to call Mary, and asked Mary Mary, Mary's
Speaker 2: out doing her crossords and smoking. I've please, all right,
Speaker 2: give it. Bring it furthermore, I want.
Speaker 3: You to podcast.
Speaker 1: He talked about element one from one one five being
Speaker 1: the big the big battie. That's how they made him work.
Speaker 1: Good for him. We have actually discovered element one one five.
Speaker 1: At the time, it hadn't been invented. There hadn't been
Speaker 1: discovered yet.
Speaker 2: What is this What are you talking about?
Speaker 1: This is the fuel that spaceships use.
Speaker 2: This is the propulsion it is.
Speaker 3: Whatever it is their fuel that makes them go a
Speaker 3: million miles.
Speaker 1: It's like their diesel. Okay, it's element And at the
Speaker 1: time of his report, we hadn't discovered it yet. We
Speaker 1: hadn't built a large hadron collider. We hadn't done all
Speaker 1: the fancy science or whatever needed to discover it. But
Speaker 1: since then, we did discover it in two thousand and three,
Speaker 1: I think, and we called it muscovium. And guess what
Speaker 1: it doesn't do any of the ship that Bob Lazar
Speaker 1: said it would. It's not even stable. We can't even
Speaker 1: keep it from dis evolving or disaparating into random air
Speaker 1: because it's not stable. While Bazaar is lying or he
Speaker 1: doesn't know what he's talking about or both, that sounds
Speaker 1: like anyways, what he says fuels spacecraft we have discovered
Speaker 1: and it literally cannot do what he says it does,
Speaker 1: it would be well, I.
Speaker 3: Think he's full of cockatoo doo.
Speaker 2: Okay, so let's take him off the table. Let's think
Speaker 2: about the.
Speaker 1: UNI quick, real quick. Oh, last one, last one. Also,
Speaker 1: Bablo Zar was convicted for running a prostitution ring in
Speaker 1: nineteen ninety oh. His company, his chemical supply company, was
Speaker 1: raided for illegally like uh something, he was breaking federal
Speaker 1: laws regarding what type of chemicals he had cooking.
Speaker 3: Sounds like he's been snorting too much of his chemical supply.
Speaker 1: And you know what he said regarding to his business
Speaker 1: being raided. He claimed that the reason he was raided
Speaker 1: was actually because he had stolen some of this element
Speaker 1: one one five from the government and they were coming
Speaker 1: to take it back, so they use average every day
Speaker 1: used to come get it.
Speaker 3: Wow, I'm gonna say, crackpot.
Speaker 1: I don't think he's crazy. I think he's just lying.
Speaker 2: If I could get somebody on the show that had
Speaker 2: some legitimate credibility and would you guys be open to hearing.
Speaker 1: Him for her, sure I would disagree with them.
Speaker 2: What I mean, I mean, why that's not being open?
Speaker 3: I can going on minded?
Speaker 1: Why is that I can disagree with them? I can.
Speaker 1: I am open to their information, but I don't agree
Speaker 1: with that. I'm not going to agree with that.
Speaker 2: You don't know what their information is yet.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm anticipating I won't agree with it because I
Speaker 1: disagree with the premise. However, I'm not gonna just I'm
Speaker 1: not going to be like, by the way, whatever you say,
Speaker 1: I won't agree with regardless. Oh, listen what they have
Speaker 1: to say, I probably won't agree.
Speaker 2: With it, though, So you are convinced that we are
Speaker 2: the highest level?
Speaker 3: No, that's never what I then, Okay, then some time
Speaker 3: I think pickles have more intelligence than some human being.
Speaker 2: Don't believe that there's things in space.
Speaker 3: I'm sure there's things in space. I just don't think
Speaker 3: they fly around in ships and la come here now
Speaker 3: for osources.
Speaker 1: Let me let me I'll give you my take.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 1: I think it is possible, maybe maybe even likely, that
Speaker 1: there is other life in the universe. I wouldn't be
Speaker 1: shocked if there wasn't, but I think there's a good
Speaker 1: chance there is. However, I don't think there's strong evidence
Speaker 1: right now to say that they are way more advanced
Speaker 1: than us. However, we have absolutely no way of knowing
Speaker 1: or no way of even having a clue if a
Speaker 1: there even is other life besides probability, and beware how
Speaker 1: far advanced they would be. There's a good chance we
Speaker 1: are the most advanced life. That's possible. There's a good
Speaker 1: chance that we're not. But you know what, all the
Speaker 1: other advanced life still hasn't found out the way to
Speaker 1: travel you know solar you know, absolute light years, millions
Speaker 1: of light years in a timeframe that they can do it.
Speaker 1: There's still real problems that we I may not be
Speaker 1: able to solve it all. So, even if there is
Speaker 1: supervanced life doesn't mean they can get here. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I think if there's there could be life on Mars,
Speaker 3: there could be life on other planets, you know, anything
Speaker 3: from vegetation to bugs or whatever. But that's the thing.
Speaker 3: I don't think that they're up there like hammering together
Speaker 3: some stupid ten spaceship to see what's going on down here.
Speaker 2: Well, the spaceship's aren't made of ten or whatever. They
Speaker 2: were made of a substance that they couldn't figure out
Speaker 2: what it was because they had never seen it.
Speaker 1: Before, allegedly. Anyways, let me let me conclude with this,
Speaker 1: if there is even if tomorrow we get we we
Speaker 1: look through a telescope and we go, oh my god,
Speaker 1: there's a guy waving at us from that planet one
Speaker 1: hundred million light years away. That's insane. There's literally a
Speaker 1: guy waving at us. You can we're looking at each other.
Speaker 1: Beyond that. If we discover life, intelligent life tomorrow, I
Speaker 1: don't think we will ever or within the next thousand years,
Speaker 1: make physical contact with them.
Speaker 2: You don't think that there are other beings that let
Speaker 2: me give you this scenario, there are beings that are
Speaker 2: millions of years advanced from from where we are millions.
Speaker 1: Of years advance.
Speaker 3: Just protect fine.
Speaker 2: For argument's sake, they are witnessing what we are doing
Speaker 2: currently to our planet, then they should blow it up.
Speaker 1: Why would they care? There's so many planets, Why would
Speaker 1: they care? If they can, if they can travel the
Speaker 1: Solar System at will, why do they care about our
Speaker 1: one planet?
Speaker 2: Because perhaps our one planet has a resource that they
Speaker 2: need desperately.
Speaker 1: They can't get elsewhere.
Speaker 3: Yes, like what there is one resource that if there
Speaker 3: is such a thing as aliens, there's one resource, if
Speaker 3: you want to call it, that that I would like
Speaker 3: them to extract and take to another planet. There's actually
Speaker 3: three resources.
Speaker 1: I don't think I want to know.
Speaker 2: Oh, God help me.
Speaker 1: Wait, So the way, there's sovan They just they need just.
Speaker 3: Three people, well maybe four?
Speaker 2: All right? What the three or four?
Speaker 1: It's the people he voted for.
Speaker 3: No, I did not. He's right though, No, the three
Speaker 3: people that I didn't vote for in some of the
Speaker 3: cabinet members. Oh, I think Marjorie Taylor Green.
Speaker 1: Oh she can go to so rad Yeah I'm not disagreeing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she can go to If there's anybody that i'd
Speaker 3: like to like, be Aly probe by a fire torch.
Speaker 3: It would be them what Okay, there's also.
Speaker 2: A theory that they walk among us.
Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying, Share and Margaret and Bernadette Peters, and.
Speaker 2: That the that we have advanced technol technologically so fast
Speaker 2: in the last even ten years compared to the past
Speaker 2: one hundred years, that that we must have some help.
Speaker 2: There's there is some sort of help. Now that's another
Speaker 2: thing we have.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we have log log morithmically logarithmically increased our rate
Speaker 1: of technological expansion. That is not shocking. I mean it's pretty.
Speaker 1: I don't know, it feels it feels on pace with me.
Speaker 2: Do you think that we have I believe. I believe
Speaker 2: that we don't have all the senses that others do.
Speaker 2: That there are other beings.
Speaker 1: That is true. Bees have Bees can see UV light.
Speaker 2: We can't, like when we die, Like I think your
Speaker 2: mom and my dad are standing right here. They're with us,
Speaker 2: but we can't see them because our bodies. We don't
Speaker 2: have that sense. Okay, but they do. And I feel
Speaker 2: like there's other beings that have senses that we don't,
Speaker 2: that can do things that we can't.
Speaker 1: It's a whole other canabi I know, yeah, that that
Speaker 1: also involves that there's an afterlife, that the afterlife is
Speaker 1: somehow just being here, and then there is also an
Speaker 1: ability that there is a possibility to sense it. Would
Speaker 1: why do you think there's extra senses?
Speaker 2: I think, oh, I totally think there is.
Speaker 1: Let me, let me put this way.
Speaker 2: I think there's a whole other realm, like we just
Speaker 2: can't see there's Yeah, well let.
Speaker 1: Me okay, let me put this.
Speaker 3: So, do you think that I could literally stick my
Speaker 3: finger in your salsiest drink could taste it? I'd be like,
Speaker 3: that's mango.
Speaker 1: No, not like that, that's just having taste buds on
Speaker 1: your fingers.
Speaker 3: I mean, but like, do you think an alien could
Speaker 3: do that?
Speaker 1: Would be like, no, she's talking like a sixth sense.
Speaker 2: I'm saying, like there's a whole nother realm that we
Speaker 2: can't see.
Speaker 1: What is this realm?
Speaker 2: It's the other side, it's the other side, it's the
Speaker 2: next step. I don't know, it's where we're going, It's
Speaker 2: where Eric's mom and my dad are.
Speaker 1: And you're just talking about afterlife.
Speaker 2: Then no, I don't know. I don't know what I'm
Speaker 2: talking about, but I know there's more. There's something else,
Speaker 2: we're not alone. We're not we are not number one.
Speaker 2: We are not the most advanced species in the universe.
Speaker 1: No, but we don't have any evidence otherwise. We're all speculating.
Speaker 2: Well, this is what I believe.
Speaker 1: Okay, let me ask you this. Let's speculate with me here.
Speaker 1: What if several things are true, we are the most
Speaker 1: advanced species or who cares. Let's just say we will
Speaker 1: never make contact with other human life, another intelligent life.
Speaker 1: Maybe they exist, maybe they don't. We just want to
Speaker 1: make contact. Two. There is no other side. There is
Speaker 1: no afterlife. This is it, and there is no higher
Speaker 1: power than what.
Speaker 2: What's the point? That's so sad?
Speaker 1: Okay, but well what's the point? Imagine that's how you're
Speaker 1: existing right now. You've still found purpose within that, even
Speaker 1: though that would be the reality of it.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Well I don't like that reality. And I want to
Speaker 2: end with this one thing. And this is probably why
Speaker 2: I am the way I am. Oh boy, when the
Speaker 2: movie Close Encounters with the Third Kind came out up,
Speaker 2: I saw that movie in the theater six times.
Speaker 1: That's kind of crazy.
Speaker 2: And not only that, I had a little tape recorder
Speaker 2: and I recorded the entire movie and I listened to
Speaker 2: it at night.
Speaker 1: Cops so illegal. Wow, the movie industry, you're the one
Speaker 1: that did it.
Speaker 3: I love what's that called pirating movie?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I bought into those aliens. I even had a
Speaker 2: figurine from the movie that the merchandise.
Speaker 3: I actually the DVD for Close Encounters.
Speaker 2: I love that movie so much.
Speaker 1: It's so good.
Speaker 2: It is it holds up still, and I want the
Speaker 2: aliens to be like that. I don't. I'm afraid that
Speaker 2: the aliens are going to come and just go zap
Speaker 2: by later on we're all.
Speaker 3: Nightmares down here.
Speaker 1: What if they're like the aliens from really Scott's Alien
Speaker 1: where they're just like monsters.
Speaker 3: Oh, or District nine that I would be a little
Speaker 3: frightened up if they bled like acid.
Speaker 1: Actually a funny question to end on. What is everyone's
Speaker 1: favorite alien movie? And don't say Close Encounter since you've
Speaker 1: already said that.
Speaker 2: Signs.
Speaker 1: I was okay, I was thinking Signs. Signs is really good.
Speaker 2: It is good, and that is a scary alien.
Speaker 1: Yeah, those are good aliens.
Speaker 2: Alien Alien, Alien, Alien one second one so good.
Speaker 1: I love the first alien movie, but the second one
Speaker 1: is much more fun to watch.
Speaker 3: Romulus was really good too.
Speaker 1: Romulus was good. Nothing has gotten close to Aliens though.
Speaker 1: That movie is shockingly good.
Speaker 3: Movie was so good. I have watched that a million times.
Speaker 2: What's the one with Jodie Foster. I love that one too.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, communic connection Communication, it was find out. And
Speaker 2: there was one with Matthew McConaughey too, which I really like.
Speaker 1: Interstellar that's not I guess Aliens are kind.
Speaker 2: Of That was good.
Speaker 1: That was really Interstellar is a good movie.
Speaker 2: And then the one with.
Speaker 1: Jody That Alien movie with Jodie Foster.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was good. It was she went, she went
Speaker 2: into space and then into different realities and into beautiful
Speaker 2: uh time warps and holes and stuff like contact contact
Speaker 2: contact where they make contact.
Speaker 1: I think Aliens is probably my favorite Klien movie, all right,
Speaker 1: or maybe Fire in the Sky just okay, my god,
Speaker 1: I pray.
Speaker 2: That if it's a real they are not the Fire
Speaker 2: in the sky Aliens And.
Speaker 1: You's so funny me about that movie.
Speaker 2: That is the scariest thing ever.
Speaker 1: It's the movie is pretty boring and like not even
Speaker 1: that interesting, and then all of a sudden it throws
Speaker 1: in the most like traumatizing movie scene ever and it
Speaker 1: goes back to being a boring movie.
Speaker 2: It's so strange, it is so traumatizing.
Speaker 1: It's it is, Yeah, that's terrifying.
Speaker 2: Dude, And that guy is living in.
Speaker 1: And he that was actually a made up story. They
Speaker 1: took polygraphs. They all couldn't pass. Polygraphs actually are fairly well.
Speaker 1: You are very very aggressive.
Speaker 2: Polygraphs are ridiculous.
Speaker 1: Polygraphs are fairly accurate when administered correctly.
Speaker 3: You and I should take a polygraph test. That'd be fun.
Speaker 2: What what would it be like? What kind of question should.
Speaker 3: We should that'd be fun.
Speaker 1: I don't so like what you see online with polygraphs
Speaker 1: or they're just like they strap you and just ask
Speaker 1: you questions and they tell you if you light you know,
Speaker 1: later told the truth that is not as accurate like accurate.
Speaker 1: Polygraphing is like they literally you ask that you get
Speaker 1: asked the same series of questions like eight times, and
Speaker 1: then then they asked you to lie deliberately. It's actually
Speaker 1: like it doesn't look like what it does in like
Speaker 1: the movie.
Speaker 3: We should we should see if we could get somebody
Speaker 3: on to do that. That'd be fun.
Speaker 1: As someone who's been polygraphed, it is fun. But it's
Speaker 1: it's uh, it's not what you think it is. Like.
Speaker 2: We should also have somebody in here to give us
Speaker 2: an IQ test and see who has.
Speaker 3: Oh, I'll do that. I'll look at an IQ test online.
Speaker 3: Psych you. That'd be good.
Speaker 1: I know, I wonder, I wonder you.
Speaker 2: Might be surprised. Maybe Anyway, Okay, we're done with alien
Speaker 2: talk for now. For now, until the next sighting.
Speaker 1: I will there's endless sightings. There will always be another siding.
Speaker 3: I'll fail that IQ test super fast. You will.
Speaker 2: You don't think you have a high i Q.
Speaker 1: No you don't. No, I do.
Speaker 2: You're very intelligent.
Speaker 1: I do have a high IQ. Who would we put
Speaker 1: money on having the lowest I k Eric? Probably really Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't know who I'd put money on having lowest IKE.
Speaker 2: I think it'd be I think it'd be a tie
Speaker 2: between me and you, me and you the highest.
Speaker 1: Really, Oh, look at you, Look at you so ambitious.
Speaker 1: I like that.
Speaker 3: She's really bye, she's really tooting her own horn right now.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, this is so fun.
Speaker 1: Also, I just went through out there there's that IQ
Speaker 1: test only measure one type of IQ, but there's also
Speaker 1: multiple different types of like intelligence that your brain uses.
Speaker 1: So yeah, well, Laura, you are very intelligent in one way.
Speaker 1: I forget which which category it is, but I can think.
Speaker 2: Of it the clever I'm clever.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, No, making people uncomfortable, You're really good at that.
Speaker 3: You've got like a one seventy four on the IQ chart.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: People and situations.
Speaker 1: God, yeah, Oh tomorrow is gonna be amazing.
Speaker 3: Oh god, oh god, oh god, she's gonna walk up
Speaker 3: to you guys, She's like, what's your most embarrassing sex story? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I was in rehab. Oh my god, my god, you
Speaker 2: guys need it.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm just gonna I'm a videotape it.
Speaker 2: I'm there, Oh my god.
Speaker 1: All right, anyways, watching everybody I know, love.
Speaker 2: You guys, Thank you. Wish us luck, good.
Speaker 3: Luck, good luck to you. Let me know how it turns.
Speaker 2: I'll see you tomorrow and we'll see you guys on
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Speaker 3: And if you guys want to come out watch Laura score.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, no, No, we shouldn't tell people where we're going.
Speaker 3: We already did. Oh Park and Wreck Saturday Night seven
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Speaker 3: see you go down to flames. Yeah, if anyone's like
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Speaker 3: guys are coming, don't harsh our vibe. Were this is
Speaker 3: a pickup scene. Don't be weird, all right, don't ruin
Speaker 3: it for us. Do you have any idea yet what
Speaker 3: you're going to wear? I do not.
Speaker 2: I'll probably go get something even though no. Remember you're
Speaker 2: gonna help me. I'm gonna help you, and you're gonna
Speaker 2: help Marie too. Oh right, Okay, yeah I can dress myself.
Speaker 2: Thank you the stylist. Okay, anyway, podcast, love your podcast.
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