WEBVTT 1 00:00:10.039 --> 00:00:13.320 Welcome to the snart Tack. You're about to teach. Your 2 00:00:13.359 --> 00:00:17.839 name's glazed by the Great Chris Raycos, Derek black Man, 3 00:00:19.199 --> 00:00:23.960 and Tom Sweee. Sit back and prepare for some ship. 4 00:00:26.879 --> 00:00:37.439 Sit back and prepare for some glazing. Nice. What happened? 5 00:00:37.679 --> 00:00:39.039 Why are you so sad? Why are you so sad? 6 00:00:39.240 --> 00:00:42.960 Because I actually like Anthony Joshua? Who is that? That's 7 00:00:43.000 --> 00:00:45.399 two first names. That doesn't mean Yeah, if it's two 8 00:00:45.479 --> 00:00:48.640 first names, it's most likely British. You gotta remember that. 9 00:00:48.880 --> 00:00:51.159 Yeah, yeah, that's me. 10 00:00:53.359 --> 00:00:58.679 Anthony Joshua, former heavyweight champion is fighting. 11 00:00:59.039 --> 00:00:59.920 This is so stupid. 12 00:01:00.399 --> 00:01:02.880 I gotta say though, just to get it out of 13 00:01:02.920 --> 00:01:05.920 the way. Jake Paul was gonna fight a tiny man, 14 00:01:07.040 --> 00:01:09.400 Javonte Tank Davis, but then he like beat up his 15 00:01:09.439 --> 00:01:11.239 wife or something like that, so he got pulled from 16 00:01:11.239 --> 00:01:11.599 the card. 17 00:01:12.000 --> 00:01:14.280 Yeah, it takes all of That's a hell of a 18 00:01:14.280 --> 00:01:16.560 way to get out of a fight, right. I think 19 00:01:16.599 --> 00:01:18.319 Tank might be shorter than me. I'm not sure. I 20 00:01:18.319 --> 00:01:23.959 think or the same night, but he's he's fucking tiny. 21 00:01:24.120 --> 00:01:24.640 It was stupid. 22 00:01:24.680 --> 00:01:26.560 It was stupid as fuck to some circus bullshit for 23 00:01:26.599 --> 00:01:30.359 Netflix beat his wife. He's gone, so now Jake fights 24 00:01:30.920 --> 00:01:34.120 and insanely large human being who knocked out a guy 25 00:01:34.120 --> 00:01:35.680 that had never been knocked out before, who was the 26 00:01:35.680 --> 00:01:38.040 former heavyweight champion of the world in the UFC Francis 27 00:01:38.040 --> 00:01:42.000 and Ghanu, who is a fucking monster, and he destroyed him. 28 00:01:42.359 --> 00:01:44.120 And now Jake Paul's gonna fight him. And I'm like, 29 00:01:45.120 --> 00:01:48.239 I can at least say, if this isn't completely fixed, 30 00:01:48.680 --> 00:01:50.879 I can give Jake Paul a little bit of credit 31 00:01:51.000 --> 00:01:54.480 because he's gonna die, Like if it's not completely fixed, 32 00:01:54.959 --> 00:01:57.400 there's no way he can't be like, you know, hurt 33 00:01:57.439 --> 00:02:01.079 insanely badly to where he for sure security And I'm 34 00:02:01.079 --> 00:02:01.519 all for that. 35 00:02:02.079 --> 00:02:02.359 Yeah. 36 00:02:02.400 --> 00:02:04.599 Well, I mean I've given I've given up on what 37 00:02:04.640 --> 00:02:08.360 modern boxing is. It's no, it's the sport. That sport is, 38 00:02:08.520 --> 00:02:09.599 so it's so. 39 00:02:09.879 --> 00:02:13.080 That's silver lining. Jake Paul is gonna get c t 40 00:02:13.199 --> 00:02:14.080 E and it's he's. 41 00:02:13.960 --> 00:02:15.360 Not He's gonna He's gonna win somehow. 42 00:02:15.560 --> 00:02:18.479 If that somehow, hold on, hold on, hold on, what 43 00:02:18.479 --> 00:02:22.759 if that ends up like, uh, fixing him? Oh well, 44 00:02:22.800 --> 00:02:25.240 I guess isn't that still a good thing? Right? Like 45 00:02:25.280 --> 00:02:27.039 if you know you don't want like an intelligent Jake 46 00:02:27.039 --> 00:02:28.560 Paul runner right, and he's still crazy. 47 00:02:29.000 --> 00:02:29.360 What do you think? 48 00:02:29.479 --> 00:02:30.840 What do you think is gonna happen? What would Jake 49 00:02:30.840 --> 00:02:32.800 Paul like end up doing? Like he's like, oh, why 50 00:02:32.800 --> 00:02:33.360 am I boxing? 51 00:02:33.400 --> 00:02:35.960 And then like he's like, uh, like I don't know. 52 00:02:36.159 --> 00:02:40.240 It would be like I feel like it's almost like 53 00:02:40.280 --> 00:02:43.439 a like an evil person like getting hit in the 54 00:02:43.439 --> 00:02:45.479 head so hard that they forget that they've done any 55 00:02:45.560 --> 00:02:49.039 evil and so like they're and so they're like but 56 00:02:49.120 --> 00:02:51.759 they still want to do it. They're just like less 57 00:02:51.800 --> 00:02:53.800 doubtful about it, you know what I mean. It's like, oh, 58 00:02:54.080 --> 00:02:56.840 you know, I have take. 59 00:02:56.919 --> 00:02:59.080 I think I feel like most people that are really 60 00:02:59.120 --> 00:03:03.400 intelligent aren't evil. Well, sure, I feel like they're just 61 00:03:03.439 --> 00:03:08.919 not evil. I feel like, like, okay, podcast, because you're 62 00:03:09.000 --> 00:03:11.840 like you just what you were saying was so round 63 00:03:11.919 --> 00:03:14.719 about it was like it was like, yeah, what it 64 00:03:14.759 --> 00:03:17.159 was like. But if he gets knock into like being 65 00:03:17.319 --> 00:03:21.800 really smart, he's probably not gonna be evilk Podcast. 66 00:03:21.319 --> 00:03:25.000 The Stark Podcast. It's me Chris, it's him Sweety, it's 67 00:03:25.080 --> 00:03:30.280 him Derek. He's he's clearly got maybe he's got CT 68 00:03:30.520 --> 00:03:30.759 or something. 69 00:03:30.879 --> 00:03:32.960 If it felt like you were painting a picture with 70 00:03:33.120 --> 00:03:36.639 like I don't know invisible ink and then you went 71 00:03:36.719 --> 00:03:37.560 back over it again. 72 00:03:37.639 --> 00:03:40.159 It sounds like he was making a joke. Yeah, it 73 00:03:40.159 --> 00:03:44.039 was dumb. Dumb. He's the worst fucking co host in 74 00:03:44.080 --> 00:03:48.759 the world because he was. I was absolutely abysmal. Dog shit. 75 00:03:49.080 --> 00:03:50.240 I was waiting. 76 00:03:50.280 --> 00:03:51.759 I was waiting for you to get to the point, 77 00:03:51.800 --> 00:03:53.840 and I was like, this point is not being gotten to. 78 00:03:54.159 --> 00:03:57.840 It doesn't matter. There's not really much to talk about 79 00:03:57.840 --> 00:04:01.719 today because I don't know. Nothing's happened quite yet. On 80 00:04:01.759 --> 00:04:04.919 the day that we're recording this. Uh, Trump is meeting 81 00:04:04.960 --> 00:04:08.360 with Mom Donnie, so that's I'm sure that's gonna be something, 82 00:04:08.400 --> 00:04:12.039 but we're gonna mice it. So sorry, Uh, we're gonna 83 00:04:12.159 --> 00:04:14.360 lead with questions. We're gonna that's it's unusual that we 84 00:04:14.439 --> 00:04:17.480 do this. But there's some stuff that I want to 85 00:04:17.560 --> 00:04:21.519 get to immediately because it pertains to Uh. I think 86 00:04:21.519 --> 00:04:25.120 the last episode that we did and uh, it's uh, 87 00:04:25.560 --> 00:04:27.879 I just totally fucking forgot about it. But remember, you 88 00:04:27.879 --> 00:04:31.480 can go to patrenic comslas to snark Tank. Remember go 89 00:04:31.560 --> 00:04:34.000 over there early ad free access exclusive episodes. We did 90 00:04:34.000 --> 00:04:39.160 a snark Tank Jeopardy game in our extra Ammo playlist, 91 00:04:39.160 --> 00:04:41.800 so go check that out. It's a lot of fun. 92 00:04:41.839 --> 00:04:46.319 I think really good. Yeah, people liked it, which is 93 00:04:46.480 --> 00:04:49.199 which is nice. We'll probably do more similar maybe not 94 00:04:49.279 --> 00:04:51.639 Jeopardy exactly, but more similar stuff in the future when 95 00:04:51.680 --> 00:04:53.879 we figure out like how to iron that stuff out. 96 00:04:54.360 --> 00:04:57.000 First question if you want to write in remember Patrionic 97 00:04:57.000 --> 00:05:01.319 comsas is snark Tank. First question comes from Cleotca. You 98 00:05:01.360 --> 00:05:06.040 guys mentioned that song Handlebars in the previous episode. Wow, 99 00:05:06.120 --> 00:05:10.319 like just that just went up. I know, right one 100 00:05:10.360 --> 00:05:13.319 hour ago this was this was written in. But he says, 101 00:05:13.800 --> 00:05:17.800 did you guys hear that abysmal dog shit cover of 102 00:05:17.839 --> 00:05:20.199 Handlebars by Logan Paul? 103 00:05:20.959 --> 00:05:21.720 I remember it. 104 00:05:22.279 --> 00:05:25.920 I don't remember this at all, so fucking bad. The 105 00:05:26.519 --> 00:05:31.000 flowbots made a response to it. Side note, you guys 106 00:05:31.040 --> 00:05:34.079 ever been down to doing voices for a sketch? First 107 00:05:34.120 --> 00:05:37.720 off the second The second question is maybe I don't 108 00:05:37.720 --> 00:05:39.519 know if it's if it's if I like the sketch, 109 00:05:39.519 --> 00:05:44.759 I guess, but I had no I feel this tickled 110 00:05:44.800 --> 00:05:48.279 something in my brain. This like that Logan Paul did 111 00:05:48.279 --> 00:05:50.680 a fucking Handlebars cover, But I do not remember it 112 00:05:50.720 --> 00:05:51.040 at all. 113 00:05:52.279 --> 00:05:55.279 Even song a cover like There's nothing that's not like 114 00:05:55.360 --> 00:05:57.480 a it's kind of like people. 115 00:05:57.560 --> 00:05:58.480 I understand when some. 116 00:05:58.439 --> 00:06:01.920 People will, oh, a chopper, like a rapper that can 117 00:06:02.000 --> 00:06:05.240 rap really fast, you you cover that to showcase your skills. 118 00:06:05.680 --> 00:06:07.800 But if you like say, oh, I'm gonna cover a 119 00:06:07.800 --> 00:06:10.360 Tupac song, they'd be like, Okay, what's the fucking point? 120 00:06:10.600 --> 00:06:12.160 And I feel like handle Bars kind of has the 121 00:06:12.160 --> 00:06:14.199 same type of thing, like there's nothing impressive about it. 122 00:06:14.279 --> 00:06:16.519 He definitely, he definitely did it because he knew that 123 00:06:16.639 --> 00:06:20.120 he could just do it very easily, because it's it's 124 00:06:20.160 --> 00:06:23.920 not a demanding It's not like Aretha Franklin or like 125 00:06:24.120 --> 00:06:26.079 Whitney Houston or something, you know what I mean. It's like, 126 00:06:26.480 --> 00:06:29.199 it's a very simple song. By the way, I am 127 00:06:29.240 --> 00:06:35.240 fucking cooked because I googled Logan Paul, Logan Paul when 128 00:06:35.240 --> 00:06:39.480 I was trying to find a Logan Paul song. I 129 00:06:39.480 --> 00:06:42.680 think it's because I wrote Flogan Paul, because I was 130 00:06:42.720 --> 00:06:47.199 writing flobots while I was talking flogan. Uh. 131 00:06:47.319 --> 00:06:49.399 I can't deleted music video. 132 00:06:51.720 --> 00:06:57.600 It's just deleted on it to skip around. Oh so okay, 133 00:06:57.680 --> 00:07:03.120 so misleading question. He didn't do a cover of Handlebars. 134 00:07:03.519 --> 00:07:07.959 He did at so he did the chorus of Handlebars 135 00:07:08.040 --> 00:07:11.519 with his own like lyrics about how cool ohh he sampled. 136 00:07:11.600 --> 00:07:13.519 I get it. I get kind of like, I get it. 137 00:07:13.959 --> 00:07:17.000 That's uh okay, So now I remember why I don't 138 00:07:17.000 --> 00:07:22.040 remember that because it was a straight cover. Why why 139 00:07:22.079 --> 00:07:24.480 would you do that? He's like a pioneer man. 140 00:07:24.519 --> 00:07:28.720 A lot of these fucking uh pops artists nowadays are 141 00:07:28.759 --> 00:07:31.839 doing shit like this. They're just reimagining old fucking hits. 142 00:07:32.160 --> 00:07:35.040 Yea, what is it that anxiety song? Which is like. 143 00:07:35.120 --> 00:07:39.120 Yeah, I mean, fucking choose it is right now, there's 144 00:07:39.120 --> 00:07:44.079 an economy of hiring artists of songwriters to literally like 145 00:07:44.240 --> 00:07:47.240 big like say, I think, uh, what is it music group? 146 00:07:47.720 --> 00:07:50.439 W what are they called again? Universal music Group? 147 00:07:50.800 --> 00:07:54.199 Yeah, I think they're one of those people, one of 148 00:07:54.240 --> 00:07:56.000 the companies if I correct me if I'm wrong, though, 149 00:07:56.360 --> 00:08:00.639 they're hiring people to write songs. So like du Alipa 150 00:08:00.920 --> 00:08:03.680 reimagined uh fucking Pink Floyd. 151 00:08:04.360 --> 00:08:08.720 No no, no, no, is that a fact that's years. 152 00:08:09.600 --> 00:08:13.000 Maybe maybe maybe them doing that, but I feel like 153 00:08:13.079 --> 00:08:14.720 that's this music that's been music. 154 00:08:14.759 --> 00:08:15.160 No no, no. 155 00:08:15.279 --> 00:08:17.319 What I mean is see what usually what people do 156 00:08:17.480 --> 00:08:20.160 is they would do things like how Will Smith would 157 00:08:20.199 --> 00:08:24.720 just completely repurpose like uh, send me forget me nots 158 00:08:25.800 --> 00:08:27.600 that's wrong with this guy while you're looking back like 159 00:08:27.639 --> 00:08:28.199 he saw something. 160 00:08:28.279 --> 00:08:33.600 Yes, I'll go sorry, he's on something today. And then yeah, 161 00:08:34.039 --> 00:08:36.080 he's he's gonna be all right, he'll be all right, 162 00:08:37.159 --> 00:08:38.320 all right. Good for Logan Paul. 163 00:08:38.360 --> 00:08:41.320 He uh he deleted this song. 164 00:08:41.399 --> 00:08:42.000 I guess it was. 165 00:08:42.639 --> 00:08:46.840 Do you do you see them? What they said? 166 00:08:46.879 --> 00:08:50.720 What Flobot said, can we find that? I remember, so okay, yeah, 167 00:08:50.759 --> 00:08:52.279 let me let me find I just it's one of 168 00:08:52.320 --> 00:08:54.519 the first thing that shows up. It's it's two minutes, 169 00:08:55.320 --> 00:08:57.240 so like, I don't know if I want to go, 170 00:08:58.080 --> 00:09:00.000 but like I think they just I think I remember 171 00:09:00.279 --> 00:09:04.960 watching this and they oh yeah, they did a they 172 00:09:04.960 --> 00:09:10.279 did a song response to it. Oh interesting, that is 173 00:09:10.279 --> 00:09:11.159 capitalizing off that. 174 00:09:11.200 --> 00:09:15.200 I get it so many Yeah, so I mean whatever. 175 00:09:15.519 --> 00:09:19.039 They were like, hey, don't do this again. That was 176 00:09:19.080 --> 00:09:24.600 the whole song. Don't do that again. I'm serious, don't 177 00:09:24.639 --> 00:09:25.120 do that again. 178 00:09:25.200 --> 00:09:29.279 We'll kill you. We are the flowbots. Don't funk with us. 179 00:09:29.399 --> 00:09:32.440 We will kill you. Yeah, the flowbots. That's the song, 180 00:09:33.840 --> 00:09:38.720 flow flow bots. We are the flowbots. I remember seeing, 181 00:09:39.879 --> 00:09:40.799 you know, see some of it down. 182 00:09:40.840 --> 00:09:45.120 They were trying to be very cordial to uh, machine 183 00:09:45.120 --> 00:09:48.600 Gun Kelly because he did a cover of Aerials and 184 00:09:48.600 --> 00:09:51.559 it's it is one of the worst things I've heard 185 00:09:51.639 --> 00:09:53.480 in quite some time. It's not as bad as a 186 00:09:53.639 --> 00:09:57.200 loosey Verts cover of Chop Suey. If you've heard that, 187 00:09:57.399 --> 00:10:06.240 it's so bad. Jesus Christ, I need you to hear 188 00:10:06.320 --> 00:10:08.200 the verse in the chorus, Chris, I need you to 189 00:10:08.240 --> 00:10:10.879 like skip the intro. The intro is funny too, because 190 00:10:11.039 --> 00:10:13.240 there's a little Uzi vert yeah, and then just put 191 00:10:13.240 --> 00:10:15.759 in a Chop Suey. These names, I hate these names. 192 00:10:17.879 --> 00:10:19.480 They don't even know what that means. He do you 193 00:10:19.480 --> 00:10:19.600 know what? 194 00:10:19.600 --> 00:10:21.600 Because to me it's like an Uzi and avert ramp. 195 00:10:21.799 --> 00:10:23.279 But I don't understand what that means. 196 00:10:23.399 --> 00:10:25.799 I missed just I miss I think real I miss 197 00:10:25.879 --> 00:10:29.960 real people's names, or I miss real people's names, or 198 00:10:30.120 --> 00:10:37.200 just the gaze or gotcha? Yeah? Bad it was. I 199 00:10:37.240 --> 00:10:40.039 do think it. Where's it? I don't see it? What? 200 00:10:40.360 --> 00:10:43.039 Really it should be like the first thing on YouTube. 201 00:10:43.080 --> 00:10:44.159 I just saw it the other day. 202 00:10:44.080 --> 00:10:51.159 Littles evert I did he call it c S because 203 00:10:51.159 --> 00:10:53.000 I'm not because I'm not seeing Chop Suey. 204 00:10:53.320 --> 00:10:55.840 It should be like it is. He called it c s. 205 00:10:56.360 --> 00:10:58.320 I didn't notice that. 206 00:10:58.840 --> 00:11:01.279 Why, it's just it's is bad for s c O 207 00:11:02.840 --> 00:11:04.360 CS counters. 208 00:11:04.440 --> 00:11:11.000 You covered counter strike, dude, just waiting this chorus, waiting 209 00:11:11.080 --> 00:11:11.799 for the chorus. 210 00:11:11.840 --> 00:11:13.639 Brother, it's it's amazing. 211 00:11:14.519 --> 00:11:21.360 Hm, oh my god, listen, I'm gonna play a piece 212 00:11:21.399 --> 00:11:21.840 of the course. 213 00:11:21.879 --> 00:11:25.159 So they're here. No, why why why would they do 214 00:11:25.279 --> 00:11:29.600 Why would a person do this? Because because they can? 215 00:11:29.759 --> 00:11:32.279 I guess I think I think he felt passionate about 216 00:11:32.320 --> 00:11:33.000 it to make it. 217 00:11:33.039 --> 00:11:36.559 But it's like, I guess, hey, man, once you do it, 218 00:11:37.080 --> 00:11:39.120 once you do it, it's like, oh, that didn't come out. Well, 219 00:11:39.200 --> 00:11:42.039 I'm just gonna leave that uh alone. You know, I'm 220 00:11:42.039 --> 00:11:43.720 gonna have many projects like that. 221 00:11:44.519 --> 00:11:46.840 No, man, that's that's that's you. Man. You're not getting 222 00:11:46.879 --> 00:11:48.840 paid millions of dollars for everything you do effectively. 223 00:11:49.320 --> 00:12:01.919 That's a good point, actually, you know, dude, that is 224 00:12:02.000 --> 00:12:02.480 so shit. 225 00:12:02.879 --> 00:12:04.840 What sucks is that I actually like lousey Vert not 226 00:12:04.879 --> 00:12:06.320 so much as music, but I do like. I think 227 00:12:06.320 --> 00:12:07.240 he's funny, he. 228 00:12:07.279 --> 00:12:09.879 Seems all right, like I've seen some interviews with him, like, 229 00:12:10.000 --> 00:12:15.600 but that made me not like him as much. It's like, 230 00:12:15.840 --> 00:12:18.480 you can't have that good of judgment. You can't be 231 00:12:18.519 --> 00:12:20.360 that good of a person. If you do something like that, 232 00:12:20.600 --> 00:12:22.200 everybody's got bad souls. 233 00:12:24.480 --> 00:12:28.240 Yeah, I don't know, man, that's that's bad. What's the 234 00:12:28.480 --> 00:12:30.399 is that? Is that the worst? What is the worst cover? 235 00:12:30.480 --> 00:12:36.480 You think? Like off rip? So it might so it's 236 00:12:36.720 --> 00:12:37.440 interesting enough. 237 00:12:37.480 --> 00:12:39.200 Honestly, I'm right now I might be a little bias 238 00:12:39.240 --> 00:12:43.600 because we're talking about it, because that's genuinely really fucking bad. 239 00:12:43.919 --> 00:12:46.919 There's one that, like people even push back because I 240 00:12:46.960 --> 00:12:47.799 actually brought it up. 241 00:12:48.320 --> 00:12:49.159 It was these kids. 242 00:12:49.159 --> 00:12:51.799 They looked like they were maybe in high school, and 243 00:12:51.840 --> 00:12:55.960 they did a cover of Duality by Slipknot and it's 244 00:12:56.000 --> 00:12:58.559 genuinely horrific. But there was a lot of people that 245 00:12:58.600 --> 00:13:01.120 are like, hey, at least they're trying kind of a 246 00:13:01.399 --> 00:13:04.519 vibe that, And I was like, yeah, I I totally understand, 247 00:13:04.519 --> 00:13:05.759 but also, are you are you? 248 00:13:05.879 --> 00:13:09.799 Are you hearing this? I don't. I don't count that 249 00:13:09.840 --> 00:13:10.360 stuff like that. 250 00:13:10.519 --> 00:13:12.519 Like if if they're young, like a little garage band, 251 00:13:12.559 --> 00:13:15.519 it's like that's they're they're just figuring it out. 252 00:13:15.879 --> 00:13:19.039 I completely That's why it's what I wasn't pushing back 253 00:13:19.200 --> 00:13:22.480 the people pushing like I under I totally understand them 254 00:13:22.519 --> 00:13:24.879 it because I can show you the first song I 255 00:13:24.919 --> 00:13:28.000 ever wrote with my buddy. It's you know, it's hot, 256 00:13:28.480 --> 00:13:31.200 it's it is it's pure diarrhea. There's no no other 257 00:13:31.240 --> 00:13:31.919 way to would. 258 00:13:31.679 --> 00:13:33.080 Describe it pure diarrhea. 259 00:13:33.159 --> 00:13:39.159 Yeah, I actually I might re just record it like 260 00:13:39.399 --> 00:13:43.000 with modern technology, but still have people understand, like, this 261 00:13:43.080 --> 00:13:46.240 is what my first song ever made sounded like, and 262 00:13:46.279 --> 00:13:48.399 people will be like, oh. 263 00:13:48.720 --> 00:13:51.759 It sucks, this is this is garb for me. 264 00:13:52.039 --> 00:13:53.639 For me, I think one of the worst for me. 265 00:13:53.879 --> 00:13:58.399 It's it's technically it's technically I guess not like I 266 00:13:58.440 --> 00:14:01.240 like it. Like that by Cardi B. I really hate 267 00:14:01.240 --> 00:14:03.679 that ship. I really hate her version of that fucking song. 268 00:14:03.759 --> 00:14:09.879 It's not a cover though, it's not no. 269 00:14:11.559 --> 00:14:15.039 Ye different lyrics, I guess there's different lyrics BENEATHO sounds 270 00:14:15.039 --> 00:14:16.679 good in it, but everybody else is like I hate 271 00:14:17.000 --> 00:14:17.720 everyone here. 272 00:14:17.799 --> 00:14:19.960 I don't like you, I don't like y'all. I don't 273 00:14:20.000 --> 00:14:26.000 like Jay Bauvien. I really don't like Cardi B. Yeah, 274 00:14:26.159 --> 00:14:27.639 I think is pretty rough. 275 00:14:28.200 --> 00:14:32.159 She's she's pretty terrible, pretty terrible artist, pretty horrible. 276 00:14:32.279 --> 00:14:36.120 That's an interesting I actually, really this is an interesting 277 00:14:36.159 --> 00:14:39.799 thing that I actually want to dive deep into because yeah, 278 00:14:39.840 --> 00:14:41.360 there's a lot of bad covers out there, but yeah, 279 00:14:41.360 --> 00:14:42.960 what is considered the. 280 00:14:42.879 --> 00:14:47.519 Worst because there's bad samples, Like there's like like I 281 00:14:47.600 --> 00:14:50.399 like it, like that, it's a bad sample. Machine Gun 282 00:14:50.519 --> 00:14:55.440 Kelly fucking sampling Swing Life away that writes against song 283 00:14:55.559 --> 00:14:57.440 is a bad sample. I don't know. 284 00:14:57.600 --> 00:15:00.960 I didn't hear machine Gun Kelly and Gun Kelly is 285 00:15:01.039 --> 00:15:04.919 pretty talented, but he's made so much bad ship and 286 00:15:04.960 --> 00:15:06.120 it's like, dude. 287 00:15:06.320 --> 00:15:12.480 Hef if he paid, if he paired with the songwriter, 288 00:15:13.080 --> 00:15:15.799 I think, uh, I think he'd be he'd be pretty 289 00:15:15.799 --> 00:15:17.720 decent because I think he can deliver things well, Like 290 00:15:17.759 --> 00:15:20.120 I think he's got a decent like delivery, and he's 291 00:15:20.200 --> 00:15:23.679 multifaceted enough where he's like, he's decent at a lot 292 00:15:23.720 --> 00:15:26.480 of things. Is that particularly great and any one of them? 293 00:15:26.480 --> 00:15:28.159 But I think if he paired with somebody who like 294 00:15:28.480 --> 00:15:32.159 was you know, he needs he needs. 295 00:15:31.759 --> 00:15:34.879 Like someone who's actually a savant and that could help 296 00:15:34.919 --> 00:15:37.840 him just hone his skills and actually write like good music. 297 00:15:38.279 --> 00:15:40.559 Because some of the records that he put out when 298 00:15:40.559 --> 00:15:42.720 he was doing that pop punk era, some of the 299 00:15:42.759 --> 00:15:45.840 stuff on there was actually if he if he removed 300 00:15:45.840 --> 00:15:47.600 his voice, I was like, oh, this is good, Like 301 00:15:48.039 --> 00:15:51.440 put somebody talented over it, because I'm like, because he 302 00:15:51.480 --> 00:15:54.440 can't sing, like he's not a good singer, you know, 303 00:15:54.600 --> 00:15:56.799 like it's just like all right, which. 304 00:15:56.879 --> 00:15:58.799 I think he passed the envelope pretty well for that 305 00:15:58.919 --> 00:16:00.919 genre he's singing format. I'm being honest, I don't. 306 00:16:00.960 --> 00:16:01.559 I mean, there are. 307 00:16:01.480 --> 00:16:06.360 Definitely better, definitely better, I would say, but like he's 308 00:16:07.960 --> 00:16:10.120 he's good enough for me to be like, oh, this 309 00:16:10.200 --> 00:16:12.320 is horrible. I think he just sounds like people singing 310 00:16:12.360 --> 00:16:14.639 that genre music. Granted that is not my I. 311 00:16:14.679 --> 00:16:17.759 Think he sounds like he's almost talking. The way he's singing, 312 00:16:17.759 --> 00:16:19.399 he almost sounds like he's almost talking. 313 00:16:19.600 --> 00:16:21.919 I feel like it when I was growing up, sounded 314 00:16:21.919 --> 00:16:22.879 like they were almost talking. 315 00:16:23.840 --> 00:16:25.879 The furthest from being in the pop punk John but no, 316 00:16:25.919 --> 00:16:29.639 they were emoting. They were too passionate and almost annoying. 317 00:16:30.320 --> 00:16:37.039 I'm Tom DeLong think about about that fucker from a. 318 00:16:36.679 --> 00:16:40.039 I'm trying to forget that dig did think while we're 319 00:16:40.039 --> 00:16:41.840 talking about Patrick Stump, even though he's a great singer, 320 00:16:41.879 --> 00:16:43.960 I'm just saying, there's a lot of emoting and pop 321 00:16:44.000 --> 00:16:46.279 punk and then he's just like the. 322 00:16:52.320 --> 00:16:54.840 Girl and I'm like, bro, they're not even singing. You're 323 00:16:54.879 --> 00:16:57.039 just you're barely saying emo girl like. 324 00:16:57.039 --> 00:16:59.000 Seeing do it do something. 325 00:16:59.360 --> 00:17:04.079 I'm not the the best to that genre of music 326 00:17:04.440 --> 00:17:07.279 because I hate it, but I understand you know what 327 00:17:07.440 --> 00:17:10.240 singing is for me. It just sounds like this is 328 00:17:10.319 --> 00:17:13.559 just this genre of music. It's like he he sounds 329 00:17:13.599 --> 00:17:15.839 like someone that's singing that genre of music to. 330 00:17:15.839 --> 00:17:19.200 Me, Like, I I know you know what papa, because 331 00:17:19.240 --> 00:17:21.279 you said used to date women, you know what paramore 332 00:17:21.359 --> 00:17:24.759 is and all that ship. Well, yeah, is what you're 333 00:17:24.799 --> 00:17:27.640 saying right now is I know you don't actually believe 334 00:17:27.680 --> 00:17:30.839 that because people in the pop up genre do not 335 00:17:31.319 --> 00:17:33.400 do what he did, So what you're saying. 336 00:17:33.240 --> 00:17:34.960 Doesn't track at all. I feel like he was singing. 337 00:17:35.000 --> 00:17:36.440 I feel like it might not have been riveting, but 338 00:17:36.440 --> 00:17:37.240 I feel like he was singing. 339 00:17:37.240 --> 00:17:38.519 It was. It wasn't like I. 340 00:17:38.480 --> 00:17:42.240 Mean, hey call it singing, you can call it. Can 341 00:17:42.559 --> 00:17:46.720 classify well, like, I'm not gonna I'm not gonna like. 342 00:17:47.519 --> 00:17:50.000 To like just just pull up one of his songs. 343 00:17:50.359 --> 00:17:53.440 You can't sit there and compare like fucking uh machinegun 344 00:17:53.480 --> 00:17:56.960 character like Patrick Stump or something like. It's so it's 345 00:17:57.000 --> 00:18:00.279 so clear that there's like or even Brandon Yuri you know, 346 00:18:00.880 --> 00:18:02.079 like you know what I mean, Like these guys are 347 00:18:02.079 --> 00:18:03.759 good singers, like you know, very. 348 00:18:03.599 --> 00:18:07.920 Good, very passionate, like very they're actually bellowing and that's 349 00:18:07.960 --> 00:18:10.480 the thing. Like they're using their fucking diaphragm. And he's 350 00:18:10.519 --> 00:18:12.759 just like I feel like like. 351 00:18:13.400 --> 00:18:16.799 Is a particular case, like he's a singer, like a 352 00:18:16.880 --> 00:18:20.920 real singer, like he sings in choirs and stuff. That 353 00:18:21.160 --> 00:18:23.400 is like not like the person that's like throwing freaking 354 00:18:23.400 --> 00:18:24.839 Winson also not. 355 00:18:25.400 --> 00:18:28.279 Even talking about well like listen to what I'm saying 356 00:18:28.920 --> 00:18:30.799 with the fucking they're saying. 357 00:18:30.799 --> 00:18:33.759 Actually more like they're more singers than it's like that's 358 00:18:33.799 --> 00:18:37.039 son like that is Pep Wins right, Like Pete wins right. 359 00:18:37.079 --> 00:18:42.680 Pete Wins kind of talked when he was vocalist, was 360 00:18:42.680 --> 00:18:44.759 he he was the leader, he's the basis. 361 00:18:44.880 --> 00:18:50.359 No, that's Patrick. He doesn't he there be moments where 362 00:18:50.359 --> 00:18:54.359 he talking they'd be more good dance, all right, we 363 00:18:54.359 --> 00:18:56.599 can't talk about this. We can't talk about we can't 364 00:18:56.799 --> 00:19:01.000 we can't talk about this. Doesn't he's not in the 365 00:19:01.039 --> 00:19:09.039 same reality. That is crazy Patrick stuff talks to the 366 00:19:09.079 --> 00:19:11.720 other side of the apocalypse. 367 00:19:11.880 --> 00:19:15.839 But where's he's he's effectively doing the same thing me 368 00:19:15.960 --> 00:19:17.759 Jing gun Kelly is doing like I like not the 369 00:19:17.799 --> 00:19:19.200 whole time he does sing. 370 00:19:19.000 --> 00:19:22.119 I want, he does to attack you like a dog 371 00:19:22.240 --> 00:19:25.200 right now, bust through Like. 372 00:19:24.960 --> 00:19:26.839 She's not gonna gree because she's a huge fan of 373 00:19:26.839 --> 00:19:31.559 the era of music. You don't know what you're talking about, but. 374 00:19:31.440 --> 00:19:33.039 There's a lot and have to like this ship to 375 00:19:33.160 --> 00:19:34.480 understand it. 376 00:19:34.519 --> 00:19:36.119 I'm just saying, like, I feel like a lot of 377 00:19:36.160 --> 00:19:38.200 people were, like there was a lot of emoting in 378 00:19:38.240 --> 00:19:38.559 the music. 379 00:19:38.599 --> 00:19:40.960 I'm not gonna there wasn't. It was called you know, 380 00:19:42.039 --> 00:19:43.440 demo em like. 381 00:19:43.640 --> 00:19:45.480 But the idea is that I feel like parts of 382 00:19:45.519 --> 00:19:47.400 the songs and a lot of songs that were out 383 00:19:47.400 --> 00:19:50.319 that time, people were effectively just like rhythmically. 384 00:19:49.720 --> 00:19:50.480 Talking on the beat. 385 00:19:50.559 --> 00:19:53.160 Sometimes they was always not always, don't get me wrong, 386 00:19:53.319 --> 00:19:53.960 sometimes they would. 387 00:19:54.039 --> 00:19:58.640 But my point and after this is that like that's 388 00:19:58.680 --> 00:20:01.440 all he does, like say, say, for example, dance Dance, 389 00:20:01.640 --> 00:20:04.000 Dance Dance, one of my favorite songs from from them. 390 00:20:04.480 --> 00:20:09.039 The verses, he's basically you know, talking in melody like 391 00:20:09.319 --> 00:20:11.880 he's singing, but it's like a very it's very mellow, 392 00:20:11.920 --> 00:20:12.079 you know. 393 00:20:13.240 --> 00:20:16.480 She says she's no good with words, but I'm worse. 394 00:20:16.799 --> 00:20:19.279 But like machine gun Kelly is doing that all the 395 00:20:19.319 --> 00:20:22.039 fucking time, okay, like like even in the chorus hits 396 00:20:22.079 --> 00:20:24.920 and he's bare, like he just gets louder, but he's not. 397 00:20:25.079 --> 00:20:27.839 Like I'm like, bro, use your fucking chess man, use 398 00:20:27.880 --> 00:20:29.039 your diaphragm sing. 399 00:20:29.640 --> 00:20:33.640 He doesn't really do it. It's awful, but hey, it's whatever. Whatever, 400 00:20:33.960 --> 00:20:36.240 it's not for me, it's fine. I know some people 401 00:20:36.279 --> 00:20:40.519 say the sound of silence, that fucking disturbed covers pretty bad. 402 00:20:40.960 --> 00:20:43.920 Oh, that's stupid, that's that's I understand if you don't 403 00:20:44.000 --> 00:20:45.400 like it, but I would. 404 00:20:45.440 --> 00:20:48.319 I would hard disagree with it being bad. I would. 405 00:20:48.400 --> 00:20:51.119 I would. I would say so too, like I don't know, 406 00:20:51.480 --> 00:20:55.640 it's not the same, but it's performed well, it's like 407 00:20:56.279 --> 00:21:00.680 it sounds me great. If that ain't your I totally 408 00:21:00.680 --> 00:21:02.920 get that. Yeah, but like you can't say that that's 409 00:21:02.960 --> 00:21:04.079 a bad cover. That's stupid. 410 00:21:04.240 --> 00:21:06.599 I hate when people don't differentiate. It's like, brother, if 411 00:21:06.599 --> 00:21:08.440 you don't like it, that's fine. 412 00:21:09.720 --> 00:21:11.799 Yeah, that's the greatest problem in the universe. I don't 413 00:21:11.839 --> 00:21:15.720 like something it's bad, it's like, that's not the same thing. 414 00:21:15.799 --> 00:21:18.799 Man. You I feel like you just did that. 415 00:21:18.880 --> 00:21:23.240 I did not say anything was bad. You see what 416 00:21:23.240 --> 00:21:25.599 what just happened right now, Live, Live and Direct. They 417 00:21:25.720 --> 00:21:29.079 just have it all right, roll the tape back. I 418 00:21:29.160 --> 00:21:31.519 literally said, it sounds sort of similar to other people 419 00:21:31.519 --> 00:21:33.519 were doing at that time. That is what I said. 420 00:21:33.519 --> 00:21:36.559 And then Derek clarified, Yes, but he's doing it the 421 00:21:36.599 --> 00:21:37.119 whole song. 422 00:21:37.599 --> 00:21:42.119 No, but you said you said I hate that genre. Yeah, 423 00:21:42.119 --> 00:21:44.640 so they're all not singing. 424 00:21:45.039 --> 00:21:49.279 I I did not say that, ver baby, I did. 425 00:21:50.000 --> 00:21:52.160 I literally, I literally didn't say that. I said, I'm 426 00:21:52.160 --> 00:21:54.359 not the biggest fan of that genre. So I'm not 427 00:21:54.400 --> 00:21:56.039 someone who's gonna die on the hill. But I feel 428 00:21:56.079 --> 00:21:58.240 like a lot of that genre. I heard these people 429 00:21:58.279 --> 00:22:00.039 singing like that. 430 00:22:00.079 --> 00:22:03.599 What's the worst cover? I did? Worst cover? 431 00:22:04.279 --> 00:22:06.279 The worst cover is there has to be some pretty 432 00:22:06.319 --> 00:22:06.839 bad ones. 433 00:22:07.000 --> 00:22:12.640 I actually looks probably like a list of ship Yeah, imagine. 434 00:22:11.920 --> 00:22:18.119 Mike gal Gadol. Come on, that's not a cover that's 435 00:22:18.200 --> 00:22:20.319 funny as fun though that is good, that is good. 436 00:22:20.480 --> 00:22:21.400 That is the worst cover. 437 00:22:21.480 --> 00:22:24.319 Probably. I will say, you know what does upset me? 438 00:22:24.880 --> 00:22:26.559 And this is probably a lot of people might even 439 00:22:26.640 --> 00:22:29.400 be mad about this that are that are in the hipsters. 440 00:22:29.960 --> 00:22:31.720 So one of my favorite bands is called Bay Route. 441 00:22:32.279 --> 00:22:35.720 They have a song called Postcards in Italy and Florence 442 00:22:35.880 --> 00:22:37.880 from Florence's Machine. She did a cover of it and 443 00:22:37.920 --> 00:22:42.160 I fucking hate it, especially she's just she's going weight. 444 00:22:42.519 --> 00:22:45.680 She's doing me like what I would like, Oh, you 445 00:22:45.720 --> 00:22:49.480 know Mariah carry on a grande when they're showing off. Yeah, 446 00:22:49.519 --> 00:22:52.920 Like she's kind of doing that, like not at their level, 447 00:22:52.960 --> 00:22:55.440 but it feels like she's like, oh, check out my 448 00:22:55.599 --> 00:22:57.279 range and check out like what I can really do 449 00:22:57.319 --> 00:22:58.119 with this vibrado. 450 00:22:58.200 --> 00:23:00.240 And I'm like, I don't like this. Oh you know, 451 00:23:00.319 --> 00:23:03.759 it's a great answer for this. Every single song and 452 00:23:03.839 --> 00:23:12.720 the live action Lion Gig Jesus Christ Beyond Beyonce ruined 453 00:23:13.000 --> 00:23:16.720 every song she was in. It's truly baverizing because she's 454 00:23:16.720 --> 00:23:19.039 doing that exact thing that you're talking about. She's doing that. 455 00:23:18.920 --> 00:23:21.680 Exactly over him. She's literally singing over Donald Glover the 456 00:23:21.720 --> 00:23:24.400 whole movie, and he's probably like, Okay, I'm gonna get 457 00:23:24.400 --> 00:23:25.319 my millions and leave. 458 00:23:25.400 --> 00:23:27.319 I guess you can't tell her nothing. That's the problem 459 00:23:27.319 --> 00:23:29.240 is you probably couldn't tell her nothing. They would have 460 00:23:29.279 --> 00:23:31.000 been like, hey, dial it back, but they're like, I 461 00:23:31.000 --> 00:23:34.039 can't tell Beyonce. That fucking jay Z's behind her, fucking 462 00:23:34.039 --> 00:23:35.480 ready to pounce on me, Like, yeah. 463 00:23:36.160 --> 00:23:39.240 Cammel, he's gonna make the sun set on my family 464 00:23:39.240 --> 00:23:40.599 if I tell her right down. 465 00:23:40.759 --> 00:23:42.720 So I can't do any Did you say. 466 00:23:42.640 --> 00:23:45.359 Like a cammebl Yeah, because he looks like Joe Campbell 467 00:23:45.400 --> 00:23:48.480 the cigarette that's what I thought you met. 468 00:23:48.720 --> 00:23:51.440 Yeah, I was, I was hoping he made the Yeah, 469 00:23:51.759 --> 00:23:56.880 that's crazy. Joe hambl is exiting somebody. There used to 470 00:23:56.880 --> 00:23:57.480 be a website. 471 00:23:57.480 --> 00:24:01.559 It might still exist, totally looks like dot com and yeah, 472 00:24:01.680 --> 00:24:04.599 every once in a while would check that ship, and yeah, 473 00:24:04.640 --> 00:24:05.359 that was one of them. 474 00:24:05.720 --> 00:24:08.720 We checked that. We checked that recently or not recently. 475 00:24:08.759 --> 00:24:13.160 But in like one of our one of the more 476 00:24:13.200 --> 00:24:15.519 recent episodes where we were trying to find whether or 477 00:24:15.559 --> 00:24:18.039 not the what is it that fucking the guy from 478 00:24:18.759 --> 00:24:23.400 zode Zorda, what the fuck was the show? Was jay 479 00:24:23.440 --> 00:24:26.319 Leno mime character Beetleborgs trying to figure out if jay 480 00:24:26.359 --> 00:24:27.759 Leno looked like the beatle. 481 00:24:27.519 --> 00:24:31.160 Borg looked like a flabber right from Borgs. 482 00:24:31.359 --> 00:24:34.640 A fucking impossibly stupid day for that character. I can't, 483 00:24:34.960 --> 00:24:35.960 I really can't get over that. 484 00:24:36.079 --> 00:24:38.920 Is that the show Initially it's like a spin off 485 00:24:38.960 --> 00:24:42.039 of Supercentai, and the Japanese version is really cool, and 486 00:24:42.119 --> 00:24:44.319 the American version is just ship. 487 00:24:44.640 --> 00:24:48.640 I'm sure, yeah, American versions for autistic children. 488 00:24:48.720 --> 00:24:50.640 I mean, come on, it's really insane. 489 00:24:50.799 --> 00:24:54.640 How like how much better power Ranges the Supercentai is 490 00:24:54.680 --> 00:24:57.839 over there, it's like wild, It's like it's cool over here. 491 00:24:59.000 --> 00:25:02.599 It's it's I wouldn't call it cool, but I would 492 00:25:02.599 --> 00:25:04.079 say it's way more entertaining. 493 00:25:05.759 --> 00:25:08.960 What I don't know, it's I guess if you're. 494 00:25:08.799 --> 00:25:12.000 Into still Dogship, but it's like, this is cool, like this, 495 00:25:13.920 --> 00:25:16.279 Chris Inane cool? 496 00:25:16.359 --> 00:25:20.000 What are you? So? I'm looking at a list of 497 00:25:20.039 --> 00:25:22.400 the worst covers ever, and one of them is William 498 00:25:22.440 --> 00:25:27.519 Shatner Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds. Oh right, because 499 00:25:27.519 --> 00:25:29.519 he did a cover album. He did a cover album, 500 00:25:29.519 --> 00:25:31.680 and I totally forgot about this. I've listened to right now. 501 00:25:32.519 --> 00:25:36.039 It's bad. You want to Yeah, this is pretty? This 502 00:25:36.119 --> 00:25:38.880 is up there because this literally is what Kingsy was 503 00:25:38.920 --> 00:25:43.400 talking about, except way way extreme, where it's like it's 504 00:25:43.440 --> 00:25:47.319 literally William Shatner talking like William Shatner over the instrumental 505 00:25:47.359 --> 00:25:52.480 of Lucy and this guy with diamonds. That's good. There's 506 00:25:52.559 --> 00:25:55.839 like no singing at all. Oh yeah, Kanye West doing 507 00:25:55.799 --> 00:26:01.079 Bohemian Rhapsody at that at that concert was pretty bad. Unfortunate. Yeah, 508 00:26:01.839 --> 00:26:03.480 it's like one of those times I'm like, hey, where's 509 00:26:03.480 --> 00:26:04.000 your autotune? 510 00:26:04.039 --> 00:26:06.079 Man, where's the where's the. 511 00:26:06.799 --> 00:26:09.240 Maybe a little pitch correction on your on your he's 512 00:26:09.279 --> 00:26:11.440 not a good singer, and he keeps trying. It's like, yeah, 513 00:26:11.519 --> 00:26:14.880 you're not a good singer. Like harmonize, but you're not 514 00:26:14.920 --> 00:26:15.680 a good singer. 515 00:26:15.759 --> 00:26:17.200 That's not your heartbreak. 516 00:26:17.240 --> 00:26:19.640 It's like do that like that was the whole point, 517 00:26:19.720 --> 00:26:22.680 wasn't it That you didn't sing well? So you did? 518 00:26:22.920 --> 00:26:26.920 You use the pitch correction and you sounded quote unquote good. 519 00:26:27.559 --> 00:26:29.920 The songs are good though, like, hey, look you don't 520 00:26:29.920 --> 00:26:33.519 need to sing well that like Young Angus Young sounds 521 00:26:33.559 --> 00:26:38.799 like death. That's an anomaly. Oh that's well, his name 522 00:26:38.839 --> 00:26:41.519 is not he's the other guy. Oh what's the other guy? Sorry? 523 00:26:41.880 --> 00:26:44.319 Angus Young is the guitarist that dresses like a school 524 00:26:44.480 --> 00:26:46.400 kid and actually gives me the creeps. 525 00:26:46.440 --> 00:26:49.319 Now that he's like, yeah, he still does it. Well, 526 00:26:49.400 --> 00:26:55.440 his name is beef Old. Now the fuck up Surloin 527 00:26:55.680 --> 00:27:03.920 Olds all. I couldn't. 528 00:27:03.960 --> 00:27:05.200 I can't be the first person. 529 00:27:08.599 --> 00:27:10.599 I love it. I love it. That sucks so much. 530 00:27:13.400 --> 00:27:15.799 His name is like Brian's. It's something so basic that 531 00:27:15.960 --> 00:27:18.680 I know. It's like it's like Brian Thompson, Brian Williams 532 00:27:18.799 --> 00:27:19.720 or something bullshit. 533 00:27:19.759 --> 00:27:20.279 I can't remember. 534 00:27:20.359 --> 00:27:25.279 Way Brian Thompson was the fu. Yeah, but uh, you know, 535 00:27:25.319 --> 00:27:29.200 it's somewhat it's somewhat similar and see a C. The 536 00:27:29.200 --> 00:27:31.240 weird thing is that if you if you look at 537 00:27:31.720 --> 00:27:33.480 we might have did it on the show. I don't remember. 538 00:27:34.079 --> 00:27:37.160 Uh, maybe it was something else, but looking up how 539 00:27:37.160 --> 00:27:38.839 he sounded before he was in a C D C 540 00:27:39.599 --> 00:27:43.160 really good voice, and then he started doing that bird ship. 541 00:27:44.039 --> 00:27:46.799 Yeah, he was like these he joined the band and 542 00:27:46.799 --> 00:27:49.160 it was like, man, these guitarists suck. 543 00:27:50.240 --> 00:27:52.079 I sound way too good. 544 00:27:52.480 --> 00:27:55.759 I sound way too good. I gotta I gotta, I 545 00:27:55.799 --> 00:28:00.319 gotta really uh Brian Johnson, Brian Johnson, Yeah, damn close, 546 00:28:00.359 --> 00:28:02.640 it's the same, very close. Might as well be. This 547 00:28:02.720 --> 00:28:04.759 is the thing I said before? What was that? 548 00:28:04.960 --> 00:28:07.000 You know, what's the guy the guy that got shot? 549 00:28:07.000 --> 00:28:10.359 What's his name is Brian Thompson Thompson. Okay, yeah, okay, 550 00:28:10.640 --> 00:28:13.759 here's the guy that, uh Luigi murked, Yeah, he got 551 00:28:13.839 --> 00:28:21.279 Luigi anyway, let's see uh pa. So we did a 552 00:28:21.319 --> 00:28:25.200 Game of the Year episode already stroking my stroking my 553 00:28:25.200 --> 00:28:27.279 shit to Rick Blackman's videos already and he says, hey, 554 00:28:27.640 --> 00:28:30.039 Fat black and Puerto Rican. So far, what are your 555 00:28:30.079 --> 00:28:32.599 top five or top ten games of twenty twenty five? 556 00:28:33.119 --> 00:28:35.200 Exposion thirty three is my number one, Silk Song is two, 557 00:28:35.240 --> 00:28:37.680 and Dispatches three, Dying Dying Like the Beast is probably four. 558 00:28:37.720 --> 00:28:39.559 I heard good things about that and arc Raders are 559 00:28:39.599 --> 00:28:42.279 slowly making its way up the list, but it's probably 560 00:28:42.279 --> 00:28:43.519 seven to my top ten right now. We did a 561 00:28:43.519 --> 00:28:47.079 whole kind of episode going over the nominations. This might 562 00:28:47.079 --> 00:28:49.759 be a little bit late, so we won't belabor it, 563 00:28:49.759 --> 00:28:53.200 but like we you can listen to us talking that episode. Sorry, 564 00:28:53.599 --> 00:28:58.519 it's the timing question. Yeah, appreciate it. But Expedition thirty 565 00:28:58.519 --> 00:29:00.359 three is clearly like I don't know man. For me, 566 00:29:00.359 --> 00:29:02.599 it's my game of the year. I want to play 567 00:29:02.599 --> 00:29:03.000 it again. 568 00:29:03.079 --> 00:29:05.640 But with I was looking on how to end the 569 00:29:05.720 --> 00:29:11.720 last episode and I have just so Gustave is naked 570 00:29:12.480 --> 00:29:15.680 from behind and you can just see the beginning of 571 00:29:15.720 --> 00:29:18.079 his butt crack and that's the very end. There's always 572 00:29:18.079 --> 00:29:19.759 an end image. And I was like, I need something. 573 00:29:20.400 --> 00:29:22.720 It's fucking late, you know, and I'm like, I need something. 574 00:29:23.240 --> 00:29:25.279 Jojo comes in and like she's gonna say, I'm gonna 575 00:29:25.279 --> 00:29:26.440 go to sleep, good night, And I was like, hey, 576 00:29:26.480 --> 00:29:27.720 you want to see what I'm researching? 577 00:29:28.519 --> 00:29:31.799 Just nudes of the expedition cast. 578 00:29:34.119 --> 00:29:38.680 Fucking crazy, God bless, but yeah, experts up there and 579 00:29:38.680 --> 00:29:41.559 our greatest is slowly climbing. For me too, I think it's, uh, 580 00:29:41.759 --> 00:29:43.680 it's got something, it's got a it's got a sauce 581 00:29:43.720 --> 00:29:47.440 to it. But uh, but yeah, let's see nineteen eighty 582 00:29:47.440 --> 00:29:54.079 four George Orwell, that's so stupid, George Jorwell. So it's 583 00:29:54.119 --> 00:29:57.400 it's written like J J O R j R space 584 00:29:58.000 --> 00:30:05.240 w l E. It's George, George Jorwell, George. That's funny. 585 00:30:05.400 --> 00:30:07.599 I never thought about that, like saying it fast. It 586 00:30:07.640 --> 00:30:09.440 literally does sound like that, George Orwell. 587 00:30:09.480 --> 00:30:12.039 I like that. But he says, have y'all seen the 588 00:30:12.079 --> 00:30:15.519 splinter Cell anime on Netflix? If so, thoughts, So, here's 589 00:30:15.519 --> 00:30:18.440 the thing about this. I'm a bit I'm a splinter 590 00:30:18.480 --> 00:30:21.960 Cell guy. A lot of the audience knows this both 591 00:30:22.000 --> 00:30:29.000 for Sacred and for the show and interpersonally, not a 592 00:30:29.039 --> 00:30:32.519 single person has mentioned this show to me, which I 593 00:30:32.559 --> 00:30:37.319 think is kind of a sign, you know, where like 594 00:30:38.119 --> 00:30:44.519 no one said, huh, that's pretty good, you know, like 595 00:30:44.559 --> 00:30:46.160 no one's that's not been a thing I heard. I 596 00:30:46.240 --> 00:30:49.880 haven't heard anything bad about it either. I've heard absolutely 597 00:30:50.160 --> 00:30:56.440 fucking nothing about it. And so because of course it's 598 00:30:56.480 --> 00:30:59.279 fucking splinter cell and they haven't had a game in 599 00:31:01.799 --> 00:31:07.359 ten years. So yeah, no, I'm I don't know. Maybe 600 00:31:07.400 --> 00:31:09.359 I'll check it out out of morbid curiosity, but like 601 00:31:09.400 --> 00:31:12.480 I don't, I don't. I can't imagine this being anything 602 00:31:12.519 --> 00:31:16.440 special apparently. Also, do you know that ex Defiant game. 603 00:31:16.480 --> 00:31:20.119 Do you remember that game? Yeah, the Ubi Soft thing. Yeah, 604 00:31:20.240 --> 00:31:22.359 that apparently used to be a splaining cell game, and 605 00:31:22.400 --> 00:31:24.279 then they retooled into a live service. So like, I'm 606 00:31:24.319 --> 00:31:28.119 cursed as that goes, but I hate it. What were 607 00:31:28.160 --> 00:31:29.640 you gonna say nothing? 608 00:31:29.640 --> 00:31:32.759 Because you already overtook My My eye twitched when you 609 00:31:32.799 --> 00:31:35.599 said that's crazy. I'm at the point where saying live 610 00:31:35.680 --> 00:31:36.759 service makes my eye twitch. 611 00:31:37.200 --> 00:31:39.160 Yeah, that's not I understand. 612 00:31:39.440 --> 00:31:41.880 Yeah, because I think about I think about a lot. Yeah, 613 00:31:41.960 --> 00:31:45.240 I was maybe I've been seeing more leaks of the 614 00:31:46.000 --> 00:31:48.079 Blue Point. They were doing the God of War Life 615 00:31:48.079 --> 00:31:50.559 Service thing, and I've been seeing more like images of this, 616 00:31:50.599 --> 00:31:51.720 and I'm like, I don't believe. 617 00:31:51.720 --> 00:31:54.279 I can't believe. Twentieth anniversary. 618 00:31:54.839 --> 00:31:58.519 It seems like everybody's expected a remake of the first 619 00:31:58.519 --> 00:32:00.599 God of War and they're like, oh no, but a 620 00:32:00.839 --> 00:32:02.599 fucking life service game was canceled. 621 00:32:03.359 --> 00:32:07.799 It is very funny to me that like PlayStation just refuses. 622 00:32:08.000 --> 00:32:11.279 They're just like, no, you can't have that first game again. 623 00:32:11.920 --> 00:32:16.519 And then Microsoft is like, we'll remake Halo one again again, 624 00:32:17.599 --> 00:32:21.039 you know what I like. It's kind of like, bro, 625 00:32:21.240 --> 00:32:22.720 I would have been all over. I got a War 626 00:32:22.720 --> 00:32:27.279 one remake would be nice. There's a guy that's using 627 00:32:27.400 --> 00:32:30.640 fucking uh fuck, what are you using right now to 628 00:32:30.680 --> 00:32:34.039 make shit? What's the oh my god? 629 00:32:34.160 --> 00:32:35.240 Uh for blender? 630 00:32:35.759 --> 00:32:39.440 Blender? Oh oh yeah, sorry, yeah I could. I was like, 631 00:32:39.480 --> 00:32:39.799 what the hell? 632 00:32:39.839 --> 00:32:44.519 Am okay, there's a guy right now, heavy action, phenomenal editor. 633 00:32:44.640 --> 00:32:47.839 He was just like, fuck it. I spent months just 634 00:32:47.920 --> 00:32:51.000 making the intro to God of War one remastered and 635 00:32:51.559 --> 00:32:53.799 you did a phenomenal job, Like fucking shout out. I 636 00:32:53.799 --> 00:32:55.880 wish I remembered his name, but anyone who's a sad 637 00:32:55.960 --> 00:32:58.480 God of War. They must have seen this already because 638 00:32:58.519 --> 00:33:00.519 like they're like, oh the Sata Monica if to do it, 639 00:33:00.559 --> 00:33:02.680 Sony is obviously not green Light and ship for whatever 640 00:33:02.720 --> 00:33:03.359 fucking reason. 641 00:33:04.359 --> 00:33:06.480 But yeah, like I said, hey, another Halo. 642 00:33:06.920 --> 00:33:13.079 Fucking remastered uh, Gears of War for Xbox fucking even 643 00:33:13.119 --> 00:33:15.599 though they already had this ultimate addition that looks fine. 644 00:33:16.359 --> 00:33:19.039 You know I didn't really I think I'm seeing it 645 00:33:19.160 --> 00:33:23.000 right now, Oh you are? Yeah, maybe I got of 646 00:33:23.039 --> 00:33:28.039 more remake intro by a film a look, uh alf 647 00:33:28.359 --> 00:33:32.480 ally Ali film Works. That sounds right, That sounds right. Yeah, 648 00:33:32.480 --> 00:33:35.240 it's like it's it's like him throwing himself off the cliff. Yeah, 649 00:33:35.240 --> 00:33:37.000 so that's the first one he did it. There's an 650 00:33:37.079 --> 00:33:39.079 updated one. He just released it a few days ago. 651 00:33:39.480 --> 00:33:43.319 Oh cool, cool cool, Yeah, yeah, it's it's with the hydra. 652 00:33:44.119 --> 00:33:49.559 It's frustrating, man, it's uh, I don't know the idea 653 00:33:49.599 --> 00:33:52.000 that they were making a lot kicks it. Would you uh? 654 00:33:52.039 --> 00:33:59.839 Would you be all over a multiplayer God of War game? Yeah, 655 00:33:59.880 --> 00:34:01.920 I mean I get it. Yeah. 656 00:34:01.960 --> 00:34:05.519 They did it for a chat no no, no acension, ascension, 657 00:34:06.079 --> 00:34:09.920 and there is even though everybody that played it was 658 00:34:09.920 --> 00:34:12.000 like that was fun. Like you said, it was like 659 00:34:12.039 --> 00:34:14.000 the same thing with the Last of Us. People played, 660 00:34:14.000 --> 00:34:17.239 they're like, oh, that was fun, but also I don't care. 661 00:34:17.760 --> 00:34:21.280 No dude, last was multiplayer was awesome. I really enjoyed. 662 00:34:21.280 --> 00:34:23.000 I really really it was fun. 663 00:34:23.000 --> 00:34:24.360 But it just you know, but at the end of 664 00:34:24.440 --> 00:34:27.320 the day, no one is begging for that ship. No 665 00:34:27.320 --> 00:34:29.760 one's like, oh, man, like say if if it was 666 00:34:29.760 --> 00:34:32.679 a really good sweet treat, it was fucking I can't 667 00:34:32.719 --> 00:34:36.079 wait for the fucking next patch. And in the last 668 00:34:36.199 --> 00:34:36.920 was part two. 669 00:34:37.599 --> 00:34:39.119 Like no one was talking about that, you know what 670 00:34:39.159 --> 00:34:40.119 I'm saying. They said. 671 00:34:40.119 --> 00:34:41.840 Then they said they were gonna do a multiplayer for 672 00:34:41.880 --> 00:34:43.360 the last part two and they were like, never mind. 673 00:34:43.599 --> 00:34:46.159 Well, so they were working on it. So they did it, 674 00:34:46.199 --> 00:34:48.159 and then they were like, this is getting way bigger, 675 00:34:48.559 --> 00:34:50.679 so we're gonna actually make it its own separate thing. 676 00:34:50.880 --> 00:34:52.880 And so they spun it off into its own separate thing, 677 00:34:53.239 --> 00:34:55.079 and then they announced it and they showed some like 678 00:34:55.400 --> 00:34:57.559 uh screenshots of it or like concept art of it, 679 00:34:57.679 --> 00:35:00.880 and then a year later they were like, hey, Bungie 680 00:35:00.880 --> 00:35:03.400 came by and they said we can't do this or 681 00:35:03.440 --> 00:35:06.079 something like that. It wasn't that exactly so, but they 682 00:35:06.079 --> 00:35:09.239 had they had a bunch of other studios kind of 683 00:35:09.239 --> 00:35:11.599 come in and look at it, and Bungie was basically 684 00:35:11.599 --> 00:35:14.000 Bunche basically told them it's like, you guys are making 685 00:35:14.000 --> 00:35:17.039 a live service game at this point. You you should 686 00:35:17.159 --> 00:35:20.320 understand because that's primarily what we do. That if you're 687 00:35:20.360 --> 00:35:23.079 going to do this, it's going to be all of 688 00:35:23.119 --> 00:35:26.000 what you do. You need to work around the clock 689 00:35:26.079 --> 00:35:28.480 on this, and you're probably not going to be able 690 00:35:28.480 --> 00:35:34.039 to really make more things after this. And then they 691 00:35:34.039 --> 00:35:39.280 were like, oh yeah, and so they canceled it. It's great. 692 00:35:39.400 --> 00:35:40.079 It's crazy if you. 693 00:35:42.519 --> 00:35:43.199 Play that game. 694 00:35:43.480 --> 00:35:45.719 It is crazy to me that they didn't understand that though, 695 00:35:45.760 --> 00:35:48.159 Like live service games are like hell to like and 696 00:35:48.199 --> 00:35:49.840 it's not even like a secret, Like if you're in 697 00:35:49.840 --> 00:35:52.559 the industry, you if you work at Naughty Dog, you 698 00:35:52.679 --> 00:35:55.199 undoubtedly know other people who are working on live service 699 00:35:55.239 --> 00:35:57.159 games who could tell you these things. So it's crazy 700 00:35:57.199 --> 00:35:59.320 to me that they were just like, what do you 701 00:35:59.320 --> 00:36:01.440 mean We're gonna have to devote all of our time 702 00:36:01.480 --> 00:36:01.760 to this. 703 00:36:02.400 --> 00:36:04.199 I mean it's probably very in house, you know, like 704 00:36:04.280 --> 00:36:06.000 very like in house. You don't really talk about it 705 00:36:06.039 --> 00:36:06.440 too much. 706 00:36:06.840 --> 00:36:09.840 I get I just it seems like common it seems 707 00:36:09.960 --> 00:36:13.320 basic sense. It's the same it's the same reason that like, 708 00:36:13.440 --> 00:36:16.000 oh hey, it's the same way that you and I 709 00:36:16.079 --> 00:36:19.159 and like all of our friends can look at oh wow, 710 00:36:19.239 --> 00:36:21.400 the games industry is kind of growing during the pandemic 711 00:36:21.480 --> 00:36:25.239 because everybody's home and everybody's indoors and they're playing video games. 712 00:36:25.239 --> 00:36:27.519 So every a lot more people are playing than normal. 713 00:36:30.159 --> 00:36:35.679 We shouldn't hire two hundred more people to keep up 714 00:36:35.719 --> 00:36:38.960 with that, because these people are eventually going to once 715 00:36:39.000 --> 00:36:42.840 the pandemic ends, they're going to stop playing, and they're 716 00:36:42.840 --> 00:36:45.400 going to have to lay off eighty percent of the 717 00:36:45.440 --> 00:36:49.239 workforce that we just hired. But like that's common sense, 718 00:36:49.639 --> 00:36:51.840 but like a lot of people did it anyway. 719 00:36:51.599 --> 00:36:54.159 That's wrong, Chris. You'd have to pay Why would you 720 00:36:54.199 --> 00:36:57.679 pay people more for the work they do? Or you 721 00:36:57.679 --> 00:36:59.880 can just hire more people and pay them less? 722 00:37:00.480 --> 00:37:04.840 Your what? Why not? 723 00:37:05.239 --> 00:37:07.239 You could pay people for more work, you know, expect 724 00:37:07.320 --> 00:37:08.960 more work out of them and pay them more for it. 725 00:37:09.519 --> 00:37:11.480 Or you could hire more people pay them less than 726 00:37:11.519 --> 00:37:13.320 you would ultimately end up paying the people you would 727 00:37:13.360 --> 00:37:14.039 hire more for more. 728 00:37:15.199 --> 00:37:17.719 I guess why do that? Why? I mean, why would 729 00:37:17.719 --> 00:37:20.280 I spend money on work. That is why a lot 730 00:37:20.320 --> 00:37:22.960 of layoffs do happen. Were like like old talent, Like 731 00:37:23.000 --> 00:37:24.599 a lot of people will always like wonder, like I 732 00:37:24.639 --> 00:37:28.039 can't believe they fired this like veteran developer from this studio. 733 00:37:28.119 --> 00:37:29.360 And it's like that, excuse me, I want to pay 734 00:37:29.400 --> 00:37:32.840 him more because that veteran developer makes probably like two 735 00:37:32.920 --> 00:37:35.760 hundred thousand dollars a year because he's a veteran developer 736 00:37:35.760 --> 00:37:36.920 who's been there since the beginning. 737 00:37:37.199 --> 00:37:39.000 Yeah, And they were like and they're like, we don't 738 00:37:39.000 --> 00:37:39.760 want to pay you any. 739 00:37:39.639 --> 00:37:42.960 More, talented intern, and pay him in fucking cheese sandwiches. 740 00:37:43.199 --> 00:37:47.079 We'll we'll get this twenty four year old that just 741 00:37:47.119 --> 00:37:50.440 finished college, has so much debt and will work literally 742 00:37:50.480 --> 00:37:52.679 for anything we tell them for, and we'll fucking will 743 00:37:52.679 --> 00:37:53.440 fuck this guy over. 744 00:37:54.159 --> 00:37:58.840 You'll get the last of You'll get naughty dog key chains. 745 00:37:58.440 --> 00:38:04.519 And you get paid in change, and it's only like 746 00:38:04.559 --> 00:38:06.079 eight of them you get. 747 00:38:06.159 --> 00:38:09.760 You get paid in faded photographs of Neil Druckman. 748 00:38:12.480 --> 00:38:15.280 With little I Love Israels on the bottom. The little 749 00:38:15.960 --> 00:38:17.679 was written on the bottom, and it's like, is it 750 00:38:17.760 --> 00:38:18.159 this cool? 751 00:38:18.159 --> 00:38:24.280 And he's like that's crazy. Wish you were here. All right, 752 00:38:24.400 --> 00:38:29.199 let's see. Uh uh what is this? I don't even 753 00:38:29.280 --> 00:38:32.119 know what this is. This is a fucking ridiculous question 754 00:38:32.159 --> 00:38:34.760 because it's like it's really schizophrenic. What what would it 755 00:38:34.840 --> 00:38:37.079 sound like if Scooby said the N word. I mean, 756 00:38:37.320 --> 00:38:39.199 I think you can visually, I think you can visualize 757 00:38:39.239 --> 00:38:44.519 it fairly, fairly. Well, is that the name of the person? Yeah, 758 00:38:44.559 --> 00:38:46.280 it's the name. Oh, it's the name of the person. 759 00:38:46.920 --> 00:38:50.039 He says, Hey, you big, big beautiful boys, first time, right, 760 00:38:50.079 --> 00:38:52.760 have been listening on the overnight shift since twenty twenty. 761 00:38:52.960 --> 00:38:56.679 Oh sick, thanks for writing in my guy, he says, 762 00:38:56.719 --> 00:39:01.079 I'd love to hear y'all's favorite SpongeBob crash out or 763 00:39:01.159 --> 00:39:03.920 I don't know, favorite pie flavor. No fucking I don't 764 00:39:03.920 --> 00:39:06.599 give a shit about that spongebo dude. I I will say, 765 00:39:06.639 --> 00:39:08.719 the SpongeBob crash out that lives for rent free in 766 00:39:08.719 --> 00:39:11.199 my mind is the stupid dime. 767 00:39:12.760 --> 00:39:16.360 Yeah, because when I need a job done, I get 768 00:39:16.400 --> 00:39:20.000 somebody with a job to do that. I love how 769 00:39:20.000 --> 00:39:22.559 they animate him in that moment, because they actually really 770 00:39:22.639 --> 00:39:26.119 animate him, like he's kind of like not animated super well, 771 00:39:26.360 --> 00:39:29.159 and then in that moment to animate, his teeth, his 772 00:39:29.280 --> 00:39:32.960 face's eyes, and it's goods, Like, what do you getting. 773 00:39:32.719 --> 00:39:38.679 That that whole episode is full of great? Because that's 774 00:39:38.920 --> 00:39:40.920 that's a separate one from the one I'm talking about. 775 00:39:40.920 --> 00:39:43.960 It's from the same episode, but that that sequence is 776 00:39:44.079 --> 00:39:47.599 exactly before Yeah, because he goes what was that sequence? Yes, 777 00:39:47.679 --> 00:39:50.679 because he runs to you saying and then he runs 778 00:39:50.719 --> 00:39:56.400 to the Krusty krab and shakes mister Krabs Crestagia cheapscape, Yeah, 779 00:39:56.800 --> 00:40:02.400 crustagious scape, which is like vaguely slur is the realm 780 00:40:02.400 --> 00:40:07.719 of SpongeBob. Yeah, but uh it's a racial descriptor, shakes 781 00:40:07.760 --> 00:40:10.559 him and then the fucking ancient dime falls out of 782 00:40:10.559 --> 00:40:12.079 his pockets. 783 00:40:12.119 --> 00:40:14.719 It crazy is that he knew he had Like mister 784 00:40:15.280 --> 00:40:19.639 mister Crabbs, I really don't like mister Crabbs, Like I 785 00:40:19.719 --> 00:40:25.159 actually genuinely why despise him? He's probably he's trinny. That's 786 00:40:25.159 --> 00:40:29.639 probably why I don't like him. But that's why I 787 00:40:29.639 --> 00:40:32.639 probably don't like him very much. But it really bothers me. 788 00:40:32.800 --> 00:40:37.199 And I'm just like, Yo, you think I can I 789 00:40:37.199 --> 00:40:39.199 can say triny, I can say it. 790 00:40:39.280 --> 00:40:43.960 I think you could say is a slur? I don't 791 00:40:44.000 --> 00:40:47.440 think it is here supposed to say trins person. Yes, 792 00:40:47.679 --> 00:40:48.519 oh yeah, no. 793 00:40:48.880 --> 00:40:53.599 So so but yeah, so so he knew he had 794 00:40:53.599 --> 00:40:54.519 to dime the whole time. 795 00:40:54.719 --> 00:40:58.239 He knew he had it, did he? He's yes, that's 796 00:40:58.280 --> 00:41:02.440 what you're thinking. It's in his pocket the whole time. 797 00:41:03.280 --> 00:41:06.440 He shook it loose out of his pocket. Is he 798 00:41:06.800 --> 00:41:08.559 seriously from that? You can't? 799 00:41:08.639 --> 00:41:10.880 You can so what I was like, Oh, this guy 800 00:41:11.079 --> 00:41:12.960 probably knew he had the diamond the whole time. 801 00:41:13.000 --> 00:41:14.559 He's just being a piece of ship. 802 00:41:14.840 --> 00:41:17.920 What video essay did you fucking watch that convinced you 803 00:41:18.000 --> 00:41:19.480 that that's what was the point of that? 804 00:41:20.119 --> 00:41:21.440 Well, it's not the point of it. The point of it. 805 00:41:21.480 --> 00:41:23.199 He's he sucks and he won. He just wanted to 806 00:41:23.280 --> 00:41:26.599 fire squod word. But the fact that he lied about 807 00:41:26.639 --> 00:41:30.159 that and made SpongeBob suffer, which he knew about, fucking 808 00:41:30.400 --> 00:41:31.159 killed this guy. 809 00:41:31.360 --> 00:41:34.440 What video essay did you watch? That? Can nothing? 810 00:41:34.480 --> 00:41:36.559 I watched the episode you're using it recently. 811 00:41:36.719 --> 00:41:39.079 It sounds like like this is what a video essay does. 812 00:41:39.119 --> 00:41:42.039 It tries to use logic in a cartoon and like, well, logically, 813 00:41:42.159 --> 00:41:44.119 if the dime was in his pants and it's so large, 814 00:41:44.119 --> 00:41:45.639 you'd have to have known, so he just wanted a 815 00:41:45.679 --> 00:41:46.199 fire scooter. 816 00:41:46.440 --> 00:41:50.559 No, that's not the point of that at all, the 817 00:41:50.559 --> 00:41:52.280 point of that just a shitty guy. 818 00:41:52.440 --> 00:41:56.159 No, he literally just he didn't know his dime was there. 819 00:41:56.199 --> 00:41:58.039 It got shook out and he's like, oops, my bad. 820 00:41:59.159 --> 00:42:01.199 And then the joke is it's so large that he 821 00:42:01.239 --> 00:42:01.880 should have known. 822 00:42:02.719 --> 00:42:11.239 Derek does that? Yes, okay, that is very very possible, right, yes, yes, yes, 823 00:42:11.400 --> 00:42:16.239 yes that's true. But based on mister Crab's behavior throughout 824 00:42:16.239 --> 00:42:20.920 the entirety of we knowing him, does him making squid 825 00:42:20.920 --> 00:42:25.760 words suffer just because sound like it's an unreasonable thing 826 00:42:25.800 --> 00:42:28.440 to you? Actually, yes, because he only cares about money. 827 00:42:29.440 --> 00:42:31.760 He has actively made him suffer before. 828 00:42:31.760 --> 00:42:35.760 He doesn't care does saving money or there's there's a 829 00:42:35.840 --> 00:42:36.280 thing that. 830 00:42:38.519 --> 00:42:41.760 It's always if it's convenient for him, Fuck it, everybody 831 00:42:41.760 --> 00:42:42.280 could burn. 832 00:42:42.559 --> 00:42:45.199 It's like deliver this. We don't sell pizza here. 833 00:42:45.360 --> 00:42:52.440 He mashes a burger in the pizza, but. 834 00:42:54.800 --> 00:42:58.039 He like he gets like three grabby daddies and does 835 00:42:58.079 --> 00:42:59.079 something and it's a pizza. 836 00:43:00.559 --> 00:43:03.000 This is a mythical creature at this point. 837 00:43:03.559 --> 00:43:08.480 Wait, wait, hold on, it did this really happen down? Like? 838 00:43:08.760 --> 00:43:11.400 You don't you don't remember we don't sell pizzas. 839 00:43:11.480 --> 00:43:15.480 And then he just immediately just mashes into a pizza, 840 00:43:16.760 --> 00:43:22.679 literally turns it into a pizza. It's that's such a 841 00:43:22.679 --> 00:43:31.000 great fucking episode man, the Pioneers. As a matter of fact, 842 00:43:31.440 --> 00:43:34.320 there I just stumbled upon a clip of him doing 843 00:43:34.320 --> 00:43:36.719 the krusty krab and like the soul like the bluesy 844 00:43:36.800 --> 00:43:37.800 crusty krayh. 845 00:43:37.880 --> 00:43:41.039 Yeah. But then somebody was like, we are Charlie. It 846 00:43:41.039 --> 00:43:44.639 looks like he's singing. Yeah. It's really like, of course, 847 00:43:45.320 --> 00:43:48.519 I forgot that this is I totally forgot. Like I 848 00:43:48.559 --> 00:43:52.360 remember the Krusty krab pizza episode very very well. I 849 00:43:52.400 --> 00:43:54.760 totally forgot that this is how it started. And it 850 00:43:54.840 --> 00:43:58.599 took like he took like fourteen burgers and mashed him 851 00:43:58.599 --> 00:44:02.239 into a pizza. He just he just turned them into 852 00:44:02.280 --> 00:44:04.719 a pizza. He just made them that way. 853 00:44:05.000 --> 00:44:09.079 I love that truck driver is trying to kill SpongeBob. 854 00:44:09.119 --> 00:44:12.840 When he starts breakdancing, he's doing the Pioneer fucking call like, 855 00:44:12.920 --> 00:44:15.440 oh listen, and then he's like whatever, he says something 856 00:44:15.559 --> 00:44:18.679 something breakdancers, and it's like look he's stopping, and then 857 00:44:18.719 --> 00:44:20.559 it close upon his face. 858 00:44:20.239 --> 00:44:22.800 And he's like like freaking out. 859 00:44:23.159 --> 00:44:26.360 It's so funny. 860 00:44:26.559 --> 00:44:28.519 That is my favorite. That is my favorite crash out 861 00:44:28.519 --> 00:44:30.400 though it's like with the dime, because that's the one 862 00:44:30.400 --> 00:44:32.519 that comes to mind. The that's the first one that 863 00:44:32.559 --> 00:44:34.039 comes to mind. I'm sure there's like other ones that 864 00:44:34.079 --> 00:44:36.559 are pretty good, but like I like the guy that's 865 00:44:37.199 --> 00:44:38.800 what did you put? What did you do to my drink? 866 00:44:39.679 --> 00:44:39.880 Oh? 867 00:44:40.119 --> 00:44:42.199 I I you? What? 868 00:44:44.119 --> 00:44:44.199 You? 869 00:44:44.480 --> 00:44:44.559 What? 870 00:44:44.880 --> 00:44:49.440 Is iconic delivery that I don't even think they understood 871 00:44:49.440 --> 00:44:52.280 the magic of when they when they when they recorded it, 872 00:44:52.719 --> 00:44:55.199 like I don't know how you record that and you 873 00:44:55.239 --> 00:44:59.400 don't you what what did you do to my drink? 874 00:45:02.159 --> 00:45:04.199 I love that. I love that image of him too, 875 00:45:04.280 --> 00:45:07.440 being like like there's any there's a specific image of 876 00:45:07.480 --> 00:45:10.920 that fish where he's got his neck creamed outward like 877 00:45:11.159 --> 00:45:12.079 ninety degrees. 878 00:45:13.119 --> 00:45:14.239 There's a there's another one. 879 00:45:14.280 --> 00:45:15.000 There's another one one. 880 00:45:15.000 --> 00:45:17.679 Here's my favorite moment, my favorite moment of Mars when 881 00:45:17.679 --> 00:45:22.039 they throw me throw and the flying Dutchman throws squidword 882 00:45:22.039 --> 00:45:27.079 into hell effectively hell, and it's like, oh, that's a 883 00:45:27.280 --> 00:45:30.079 crazy moment. Also, and there's also the moment where he's 884 00:45:30.199 --> 00:45:32.639 like when he's like it's a dumbstar. 885 00:45:32.719 --> 00:45:35.079 I don't know, I don't know. I think I thought 886 00:45:35.119 --> 00:45:38.280 you would know about stupid stars. I think that's another 887 00:45:38.320 --> 00:45:40.800 funny moment too, Like there's so many. 888 00:45:40.960 --> 00:45:43.679 I think, like the first genuine five seasons a SpongeBob 889 00:45:43.760 --> 00:45:47.320 have some of the insane moments. 890 00:45:49.559 --> 00:45:52.880 I typed in squidword falling and through hell. It is 891 00:45:53.559 --> 00:46:03.119 autocomplete at thro That is insane. I forgot about that imagery. 892 00:46:03.280 --> 00:46:05.679 The imagery of the void is crazy. Yeah, he opens 893 00:46:05.760 --> 00:46:10.519 up a zipper in this in the fucking air. Do 894 00:46:10.599 --> 00:46:11.119 you remember the. 895 00:46:11.039 --> 00:46:12.719 Who puts You on the planet moment where he's like 896 00:46:12.760 --> 00:46:15.599 doing a dance and he's like, that is stupid as dancer. 897 00:46:15.880 --> 00:46:19.159 It's fun about reports who put you on the planet. 898 00:46:20.320 --> 00:46:21.840 I don't remember that, actually don't remember that. 899 00:46:22.360 --> 00:46:24.559 Or there's another one when he's like what you call it? 900 00:46:24.639 --> 00:46:28.639 I actually can't even imagine a box down the hill 901 00:46:28.800 --> 00:46:29.559 or down a lake. 902 00:46:30.920 --> 00:46:33.280 The old lady says the plankton and he's like about 903 00:46:33.320 --> 00:46:35.679 to put you in a box floating down a lake. 904 00:46:36.119 --> 00:46:38.559 Oh yeah, that's from the one of the later ones. 905 00:46:38.960 --> 00:46:41.079 It is, but uh, yeah, for sure, I don't remember 906 00:46:41.079 --> 00:46:44.039 that when I was a kid, But uh, dude, the 907 00:46:44.079 --> 00:46:46.840 imagery that is like flying by squidward as he's falling 908 00:46:46.880 --> 00:46:49.920 through the void here is hysterical. Yeah, it's because none 909 00:46:49.920 --> 00:46:53.599 of it, it's all just like these genuinely horrifying faces. 910 00:46:53.880 --> 00:46:56.639 Yeah, that kind of remind me of something that would 911 00:46:56.679 --> 00:46:58.719 be that would live at rock bottom. 912 00:46:59.320 --> 00:47:02.159 Right, Yeah, all of it, except like highly detailed and 913 00:47:02.199 --> 00:47:06.639 like painted. There's a little skull with a snake just 914 00:47:06.760 --> 00:47:14.000 falling out of its mouth. Insane ship. But uh yeah, anyway, 915 00:47:14.280 --> 00:47:15.440 there's there's a lot of good ones. 916 00:47:15.880 --> 00:47:17.880 When he's making fund of Patrick at the fucking at 917 00:47:17.880 --> 00:47:21.599 the games, like you can't do they have fingernails? Well 918 00:47:21.719 --> 00:47:23.639 that's not nice. How can you hear it? You don't 919 00:47:23.679 --> 00:47:31.159 have ears? He's just tearing Patrick down for being disabled. 920 00:47:33.280 --> 00:47:35.119 He is to say he's profoundly disabled. 921 00:47:35.280 --> 00:47:39.679 Yeah, in every way, imagine Patrick's a jackass. Rob is 922 00:47:39.679 --> 00:47:41.760 is annoying, but he's not a shithead. 923 00:47:41.880 --> 00:47:44.760 Patrick is literally sponge Rob has been kind of a 924 00:47:44.760 --> 00:47:47.360 shithead sometimes. There's there's some episodes where he's like. 925 00:47:47.840 --> 00:47:50.559 At first he wasn't he becomes kind of an asshole 926 00:47:50.840 --> 00:47:51.480 for sure, but. 927 00:47:53.400 --> 00:47:55.800 No, I know, but there's episodes where he's like clearly 928 00:47:55.920 --> 00:47:59.000 like bothering squid word in a way that's like brother 929 00:47:59.159 --> 00:48:02.400 like like it it's like, you're so stupid in universe. 930 00:48:02.440 --> 00:48:04.400 He doesn't understand that that's what he's doing. 931 00:48:04.440 --> 00:48:08.719 But like, think about when he when he he crashes 932 00:48:08.760 --> 00:48:11.119 Squidwards house and while he was sleeping, because you know, 933 00:48:11.159 --> 00:48:13.360 his his his uh, he got his house, got eaten 934 00:48:14.320 --> 00:48:17.320 spouse and he's like, oh, could you screw it over? 935 00:48:17.599 --> 00:48:18.800 Could you get me a glass of water? 936 00:48:18.840 --> 00:48:20.840 And all this ship and like he takes up most 937 00:48:20.920 --> 00:48:24.079 of the fucking pillow, like he just like that's like 938 00:48:24.119 --> 00:48:26.159 a dick, like a complete piece of ship. And then 939 00:48:26.199 --> 00:48:30.760 you know, like good night, SpongeBob. I love that close 940 00:48:30.840 --> 00:48:37.719 up after he said SpongeBob like three seconds later, and the. 941 00:48:37.679 --> 00:48:39.280 Grass of the glass breaking sound. 942 00:48:39.519 --> 00:48:43.199 Yeah, it's an iconic sound because it's like fucking the 943 00:48:44.079 --> 00:48:48.079 image is painted, yeah, I'm sure, but his eyes are 944 00:48:48.119 --> 00:48:53.800 animated and so like it's it's good stuff. All right, 945 00:48:53.880 --> 00:48:59.800 let's see, Uh would you choose? And why the fuck 946 00:48:59.880 --> 00:49:04.599 is this? Whoa Okay? I read this right? Hold on, 947 00:49:04.639 --> 00:49:07.480 I gotta scroll down a little bit more because we 948 00:49:07.599 --> 00:49:10.639 read some of these already in the previous episode. What 949 00:49:10.760 --> 00:49:13.400 uh is there anything in the news? Is anything happening 950 00:49:14.079 --> 00:49:17.480 while we've been recording any any updates. I don't think so. 951 00:49:19.440 --> 00:49:25.480 I have Twitter. Donnie has been Bone song, who could 952 00:49:25.519 --> 00:49:37.480 have saw mouth? Mediocre clarinet player. It is crazy. It's 953 00:49:37.599 --> 00:49:39.400 underwear or the wrong direction. 954 00:49:40.079 --> 00:49:45.760 Shut your bow. I love SpongeBob Man. That show was 955 00:49:45.880 --> 00:49:48.320 connected with so many good memories for me. It's insane. 956 00:49:49.559 --> 00:49:53.079 Yeah, it's good stuff. Trump and Mom, Donny's trending. Let's 957 00:49:53.079 --> 00:49:56.800 see whatever anything's happening. Yep, he got Bone so man, 958 00:49:57.079 --> 00:49:59.599 I'm telling you, Oh, that's so weird seeing him stand 959 00:49:59.599 --> 00:50:03.119 next to him, uh. 960 00:50:02.159 --> 00:50:04.800 And Trump after calling him a communists and everything, I'm 961 00:50:04.800 --> 00:50:06.639 sure that's just gonna be all cordial and ship, Like 962 00:50:06.679 --> 00:50:10.719 I hate this Yeah about communists is gonna destroy New 963 00:50:10.760 --> 00:50:12.840 York and all this ship and now they're gonna play 964 00:50:12.840 --> 00:50:15.280 politics like that's that's fucking. 965 00:50:15.039 --> 00:50:17.519 So annoying, dude. So people say it's like pro wrestling. 966 00:50:18.360 --> 00:50:23.519 Oh yeah, like bro, you just he's literally kind of 967 00:50:23.559 --> 00:50:26.039 trying to get you killed, and they know you're like 968 00:50:26.679 --> 00:50:28.760 you're gonna shake hands with him and smile at him 969 00:50:28.760 --> 00:50:29.039 and ship. 970 00:50:29.079 --> 00:50:31.760 It really sucks because it's like the unfortunately he has 971 00:50:31.800 --> 00:50:33.679 to work with him because he's the fucking president. 972 00:50:37.039 --> 00:50:43.280 It's that's crazy. Yeah, so so yeah, he did bring 973 00:50:43.440 --> 00:50:46.159 uh it so as predicted as we predicted on the ship. 974 00:50:46.320 --> 00:50:50.519 Just before the show began, Uh, Trump brought in Muhammed 975 00:50:50.559 --> 00:50:54.000 Ben Salomon, the Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia, and he did, 976 00:50:54.039 --> 00:51:00.920 in fact cut Momdannie into seven pieces on air on hair. 977 00:51:02.960 --> 00:51:04.840 So apparently New York was going to be what you 978 00:51:04.840 --> 00:51:08.239 call it. I'm a really great mayor, says Donald Trump. 979 00:51:08.280 --> 00:51:11.599 And then meanwhile Mandannie says that he had a great 980 00:51:11.679 --> 00:51:12.880 meeting with the president. 981 00:51:13.960 --> 00:51:15.679 Yeah, I mean that makes sense. I mean because the 982 00:51:15.880 --> 00:51:17.360 thing about the thing about Trump is like he just 983 00:51:17.519 --> 00:51:19.960 he just believes whoever's in front of him. Like he's 984 00:51:20.000 --> 00:51:23.000 kind of like Joe Rogan, like I have no doubt 985 00:51:23.039 --> 00:51:24.400 that Mam Donnie went in. There's like, Hey, this is 986 00:51:24.440 --> 00:51:26.880 what I'm gonna do, and I think it'll work. It'll 987 00:51:26.920 --> 00:51:29.639 be like and Trump's like, because he doesn't believe in anything, right, 988 00:51:29.679 --> 00:51:36.119 He's like, yeah, okay, whatever, I don't know. So he says, 989 00:51:36.159 --> 00:51:38.079 I feel very confident that he can do a good job. 990 00:51:38.159 --> 00:51:39.559 Trump says about Mam Donnie. 991 00:51:40.280 --> 00:51:44.519 The thing is like, and his next advisor is gonna 992 00:51:44.519 --> 00:51:46.480 tell him, Uh, could you tweet up that he's a 993 00:51:46.480 --> 00:51:48.519 communist again exactly. 994 00:51:48.599 --> 00:51:49.519 That's yeah. 995 00:51:49.639 --> 00:51:54.039 The problem that comes from this is like, like I 996 00:51:54.039 --> 00:51:56.079 I know, I can say this as someone with no 997 00:51:56.199 --> 00:51:58.639 political power that doesn't really have people relying on me, 998 00:51:59.119 --> 00:52:03.239 that I wouldn't and shake Trump's hand. But the problem 999 00:52:03.280 --> 00:52:06.440 is that now this person like and it is it 1000 00:52:06.480 --> 00:52:08.960 is it is defending a politician, which is something I 1001 00:52:09.000 --> 00:52:12.199 don't often like doing. But it's like this person has 1002 00:52:12.239 --> 00:52:14.159 to work with him because he's the one that signs 1003 00:52:14.199 --> 00:52:17.400 all the federal checks that come to your state. So 1004 00:52:17.800 --> 00:52:20.320 you have your city, so you have to like be 1005 00:52:20.400 --> 00:52:25.079 respectful I guess somewhat. But at the same time as 1006 00:52:25.119 --> 00:52:28.800 like you called me a communist and you literally your 1007 00:52:28.880 --> 00:52:31.360 words were literal violence towards me. 1008 00:52:32.480 --> 00:52:33.800 Yeah, but that's all that's all of it. 1009 00:52:34.119 --> 00:52:36.320 Yeah, So it's like how do you so, like, how 1010 00:52:36.360 --> 00:52:38.480 do you like it's how do you circle that square? 1011 00:52:38.519 --> 00:52:41.039 I don't know how cause like I I think people know. 1012 00:52:41.239 --> 00:52:43.000 I think the thing is like I think people know 1013 00:52:43.079 --> 00:52:45.920 like Trump, dude, he doesn't believe anything. That's kind of 1014 00:52:45.960 --> 00:52:48.679 the thing. It's like he's just there, he's writing, he's 1015 00:52:48.719 --> 00:52:49.519 writing it out. 1016 00:52:50.000 --> 00:52:50.280 Yeah. 1017 00:52:51.039 --> 00:52:54.239 Yeah, he's never had conviction. He's never had conviction for anything. 1018 00:52:54.679 --> 00:52:55.719 It's just h. 1019 00:52:57.360 --> 00:53:00.880 Yeah. I think ultimately, I think on Mom Trump, on 1020 00:53:00.920 --> 00:53:04.199 Mom Donnie, I think he's gonna surprise some conservative people actually, 1021 00:53:04.840 --> 00:53:07.239 and some very liberal people he won't surprise because they 1022 00:53:07.280 --> 00:53:11.159 already like him. Yeah, I mean that's I think that's 1023 00:53:11.119 --> 00:53:13.760 subjective truth, because if he gets to do some of 1024 00:53:13.760 --> 00:53:16.079 the things he wants to do, the fucking conservatives that 1025 00:53:16.079 --> 00:53:17.840 live there are gonna be like, oh, things are better, 1026 00:53:18.559 --> 00:53:23.800 you know, and like and then maybe maybe maybe some 1027 00:53:23.880 --> 00:53:27.000 socialist policies are just good in general. 1028 00:53:27.239 --> 00:53:30.800 Yeah, you know, what the fucking the FD and Y, 1029 00:53:31.400 --> 00:53:32.599 you know, like, what the fuck up? 1030 00:53:33.639 --> 00:53:36.840 What rent controls a good idea? Oh I don't have 1031 00:53:36.920 --> 00:53:40.519 to get raped in the ast with rent? Weird? What 1032 00:53:40.639 --> 00:53:44.519 a weird concept? Child free child cares are good? 1033 00:53:45.599 --> 00:53:45.800 Is there? 1034 00:53:46.159 --> 00:53:48.639 You know what a real excuse you had a real 1035 00:53:48.760 --> 00:53:50.800 argument I've heard before is it's like, well if ren 1036 00:53:50.960 --> 00:53:53.639 if rent is cheap, then rich people will just buy 1037 00:53:53.639 --> 00:54:01.960 those apartments for less. I've heard this before. Look, man, 1038 00:54:02.239 --> 00:54:09.679 four down forward, fucking heavy punch. You fucking just that's crazy. 1039 00:54:09.800 --> 00:54:17.360 You get the upper in the job. This guy is dead. 1040 00:54:18.000 --> 00:54:21.639 This guy, this guy just third strike, so you can 1041 00:54:21.719 --> 00:54:24.159 this guy it's over I'm. 1042 00:54:24.039 --> 00:54:27.760 So, I'm so just stupid talking points that are put 1043 00:54:27.800 --> 00:54:30.840 you know, it is some rich grift piece of ship 1044 00:54:30.960 --> 00:54:32.800 put out that talking point, and it's like, see how 1045 00:54:32.840 --> 00:54:36.880 it'll work because it is not a real argument that 1046 00:54:37.079 --> 00:54:39.119 any regular person would ever make. 1047 00:54:39.480 --> 00:54:42.960 You're like, yeah, I would say that, oh the rich Okay, yeah, 1048 00:54:42.960 --> 00:54:45.519 I've heard this. It's it's so crazy because it's just like, Okay, 1049 00:54:45.559 --> 00:54:47.719 a rich person can afford a nice apartment in New 1050 00:54:47.800 --> 00:54:49.920 York City and a poor person can't. But what if 1051 00:54:50.320 --> 00:54:52.800 a poor person can afford a nice apartment in the 1052 00:54:52.840 --> 00:54:55.159 city and a rich person could also, because that's how 1053 00:54:55.239 --> 00:55:02.719 price works. It's I don't know, man, it's it's genuinely bewildering. 1054 00:55:03.000 --> 00:55:03.440 I don't know. 1055 00:55:04.000 --> 00:55:06.880 I remember my grandmother got a three bedroom apartment in 1056 00:55:06.880 --> 00:55:10.239 New York City in like nineteen eighty nine. No, that's 1057 00:55:10.239 --> 00:55:12.760 too early, like nine eighty seven, for like seven hundred 1058 00:55:12.800 --> 00:55:15.840 dollars a month, that same apartment right now. 1059 00:55:16.079 --> 00:55:17.639 He said it was too early, but then you moved 1060 00:55:17.639 --> 00:55:18.440 to an earlier year. 1061 00:55:19.599 --> 00:55:22.159 Sorry, that's too too recent. That's mispoke. 1062 00:55:22.239 --> 00:55:22.360 Wow. 1063 00:55:22.360 --> 00:55:26.360 Actually, but it's like the fact that that was ever 1064 00:55:26.400 --> 00:55:29.039 a thing is crazy because it is getting an apartment 1065 00:55:29.199 --> 00:55:32.400 three bedroom apartment anywhere in New York is at least 1066 00:55:32.400 --> 00:55:36.000 a few thousand dollars. Thirty four you said, it's like 1067 00:55:36.079 --> 00:55:36.559 thirty four. 1068 00:55:36.639 --> 00:55:40.320 Now thirty four Jesus that is. And that's granted that 1069 00:55:40.440 --> 00:55:42.480 the Grand Congress is probably the best part of the 1070 00:55:42.480 --> 00:55:45.880 Bronx that isn't like co Op City. Yeah. I heard 1071 00:55:45.960 --> 00:55:48.280 somebody else I was checking up on that that might 1072 00:55:48.320 --> 00:55:48.639 be wrong. 1073 00:55:48.639 --> 00:55:50.400 Actually, let me check, Actually, let me see how much 1074 00:55:50.400 --> 00:55:50.639 it is. 1075 00:55:51.159 --> 00:55:52.719 I was checking up on someone that lives in Oregon 1076 00:55:52.760 --> 00:55:55.360 and they were telling me they were like talking about, oh, 1077 00:55:55.360 --> 00:55:57.320 I was looking for new apartments and like, uh, like 1078 00:55:57.679 --> 00:56:00.920 there's these uh two bedrooms that were like I didn't 1079 00:56:00.960 --> 00:56:02.440 want to pay like like a thousand bucks, and I 1080 00:56:02.440 --> 00:56:03.599 was like two, I was like two bedroom for one 1081 00:56:03.599 --> 00:56:04.159 thousand bucks. 1082 00:56:04.199 --> 00:56:07.679 I was like, God, damn, I wish I fucking wish bro. 1083 00:56:08.519 --> 00:56:09.559 That sounds amazing. 1084 00:56:10.320 --> 00:56:12.000 When I was in Vegas, though, they had these brand 1085 00:56:12.000 --> 00:56:16.880 new three bedroom apartments for seventeen seventeen hundred, and I 1086 00:56:17.199 --> 00:56:19.639 every once in a while my brain kind of lingers 1087 00:56:19.679 --> 00:56:24.559 back to that that thought, because you know, two I'm 1088 00:56:24.599 --> 00:56:28.760 paying two bedroom twenty four hundred versus uh, you know, 1089 00:56:28.920 --> 00:56:30.119 three bedroom for seventeen. 1090 00:56:30.639 --> 00:56:32.440 You're like, God damn, it's crazy. 1091 00:56:32.519 --> 00:56:36.760 Yeah, and they're brand new, you know, no asbestos, no nothing. 1092 00:56:36.480 --> 00:56:36.679 You know what. 1093 00:56:36.719 --> 00:56:39.639 I lead no lead right now, right now for a 1094 00:56:39.679 --> 00:56:41.400 two bedroom apartment in the building I grew up in. 1095 00:56:41.480 --> 00:56:45.000 It's insane because I can remember the layout of this building. 1096 00:56:45.079 --> 00:56:46.840 This is probably not a B apartment. The B apartments 1097 00:56:46.880 --> 00:56:49.079 were bigger because it was like the A apartment was 1098 00:56:49.119 --> 00:56:51.280 on the on the left side. Then the B was 1099 00:56:51.280 --> 00:56:53.360 like directly in front, so I had most of like 1100 00:56:53.400 --> 00:56:56.079 the hallway area to be big. Yeah, but I can 1101 00:56:56.159 --> 00:57:00.679 remember this now. And the rent for a two bedroom 1102 00:57:00.840 --> 00:57:03.360 is two thousand, seven hundred dollars on the Grand Congourse 1103 00:57:03.360 --> 00:57:08.039 in the Bronx, and a three bedroom is forty one 1104 00:57:08.119 --> 00:57:08.800 hundred dollars. 1105 00:57:09.440 --> 00:57:13.159 That's so great. That is so insane. In the Bronx, the. 1106 00:57:13.119 --> 00:57:14.440 Grand Concourse, that's the best part. 1107 00:57:14.480 --> 00:57:16.480 That's the best place. Look up, that's the best place. 1108 00:57:16.239 --> 00:57:17.400 To be located in the Bronx. 1109 00:57:17.480 --> 00:57:21.360 Let's look up some Manhattan ship. It's not worth it. 1110 00:57:21.519 --> 00:57:25.159 I mean, I just just more bi curiosity. I've been 1111 00:57:25.159 --> 00:57:30.599 looking at Manhattan apartments like every month for like years. Yeah, 1112 00:57:31.199 --> 00:57:33.599 it's probably if I want to get it. 1113 00:57:33.639 --> 00:57:35.320 If I want to get a three bedroom, right, like 1114 00:57:35.360 --> 00:57:41.840 one one, a studio, master bedroom, and my future bastard. 1115 00:57:41.480 --> 00:57:42.039 Child, you know. 1116 00:57:42.480 --> 00:57:44.000 Okay, So what are you? What are you looking for? 1117 00:57:44.000 --> 00:57:47.199 It in Manhattan? Yeah? So Manhattan. I want to I 1118 00:57:47.239 --> 00:57:49.239 want to be able to see that. It doesn't matter. 1119 00:57:49.320 --> 00:57:51.639 Just just I trust your judgment. You're you're my agent. 1120 00:57:52.079 --> 00:57:53.239 I want to go to Manhattan. 1121 00:57:53.800 --> 00:57:56.239 Okay, So what are you looking for? I want I 1122 00:57:56.280 --> 00:57:57.239 want three bedrooms. 1123 00:57:57.239 --> 00:57:59.440 I wanted to be at least like twelve hundred square feet, 1124 00:57:59.519 --> 00:58:00.679 at least three bedrooms. 1125 00:58:00.920 --> 00:58:02.800 I can't do square feed because that's a different that's 1126 00:58:02.840 --> 00:58:07.280 a whole okay, no problem, but like three bedrooms, I'll 1127 00:58:07.320 --> 00:58:12.400 do one and a half baths in Manhattan. Yeah, one 1128 00:58:12.400 --> 00:58:14.480 and a half, that's all right. Let's see. 1129 00:58:15.079 --> 00:58:17.599 Four thousand, five hundred, five thousand, uh. 1130 00:58:18.360 --> 00:58:21.920 Eight thousand, two hundred, one thousand, five hundred. 1131 00:58:23.360 --> 00:58:26.239 This is a mean I'm mentioning. All I'm mentioning is 1132 00:58:26.280 --> 00:58:28.119 all in Hell's kitchen. I haven't gone down yet. 1133 00:58:28.199 --> 00:58:35.159 Eight thousand dollars, fifteen thousand, fifteen thousand for three bedrooms 1134 00:58:35.159 --> 00:58:38.800 and three bath my god, three bathrooms. Everybody's nown bathroom? 1135 00:58:39.039 --> 00:58:41.760 Hey guys, been square feet you guys want to move there, 1136 00:58:45.119 --> 00:58:49.559 Derek nine thousands. I'm just not going to move back 1137 00:58:49.599 --> 00:58:50.239 there for again. 1138 00:58:50.400 --> 00:58:54.800 I'm gonna make you four thousand, five hundred, okay, Donnie 1139 00:58:54.800 --> 00:58:57.880 is five thousand. Mom, Donnie's gonna make the rent five 1140 00:58:57.960 --> 00:59:01.719 hundred a month, okay, Derek, Derek. 1141 00:59:01.639 --> 00:59:07.719 I don't remember, Derek. I don't want to live here. Okay. 1142 00:59:08.239 --> 00:59:10.239 Why would I moved to New York if he's. 1143 00:59:11.039 --> 00:59:14.000 Let me give you a hypothetical, Mom, Donnie calls you 1144 00:59:14.079 --> 00:59:16.920 on the phone right now, it says it says, Mom, Donnie. 1145 00:59:16.920 --> 00:59:19.400 You pick it up, and he's like, hey, Kingston, I 1146 00:59:19.480 --> 00:59:21.519 know you you're you're sick of living in New York, but. 1147 00:59:22.000 --> 00:59:22.920 I'm going to. 1148 00:59:24.360 --> 00:59:28.599 Give you a three bedroom apartment for twenty eight hundred 1149 00:59:28.639 --> 00:59:29.280 dollars a month. 1150 00:59:29.840 --> 00:59:34.800 Would you join me? Give this somebody else? It's like, 1151 00:59:34.840 --> 00:59:35.960 it's only for you, Kingston. 1152 00:59:36.519 --> 00:59:37.480 That's so fucked up. 1153 00:59:37.519 --> 00:59:41.079 I need authentic New York blood back in this city 1154 00:59:41.119 --> 00:59:41.880 to rebuild it. 1155 00:59:42.239 --> 00:59:42.639 I can't. 1156 00:59:42.639 --> 00:59:43.719 I can't do that. 1157 00:59:43.719 --> 00:59:47.639 That's crazy shit. I can't if you're a terrible person 1158 00:59:47.639 --> 00:59:49.519 to take it, because you could just take it and 1159 00:59:49.559 --> 00:59:51.719 sub let it. You could sublet it, that's true. 1160 00:59:51.719 --> 00:59:53.800 I could sublet it, But I feel like I feel 1161 00:59:53.840 --> 00:59:55.679 like I just should I shouldn't do that. I don't know, 1162 00:59:55.760 --> 00:59:58.719 like I I as dumb as it is, as dumb, 1163 00:59:58.800 --> 01:00:01.159 as truly stupid as it is. I feel like I 1164 01:00:01.239 --> 01:00:04.639 should not do things like that because I am preventing 1165 01:00:04.679 --> 01:00:06.800 someone else. Sublining is a better idea. I'm pretty sure 1166 01:00:06.840 --> 01:00:08.239 once we woul talk to me like, yeah, sub let it, 1167 01:00:08.239 --> 01:00:09.719 just give it to somebody. Let somebody else live there. 1168 01:00:09.760 --> 01:00:13.639 We'll listen, Kingston, since you're not doing it. Unfortunately, the 1169 01:00:13.679 --> 01:00:14.960 only thing I was able to do was give it 1170 01:00:14.960 --> 01:00:16.239 to you. But now it's going to go to a 1171 01:00:16.320 --> 01:00:19.719 Christian nationalist and he's gonna make the entire apartment complex 1172 01:00:19.760 --> 01:00:20.559 a Nazi haven. 1173 01:00:21.039 --> 01:00:25.440 And well and because of you, and because our whole 1174 01:00:25.480 --> 01:00:27.719 plan hinged on you, and so now the rent is 1175 01:00:27.719 --> 01:00:32.039 actually going to be raised by I think about by 1176 01:00:32.119 --> 01:00:38.719 about six hundred percent. Hey man, for everybody, it's bigger 1177 01:00:38.719 --> 01:00:41.320 than me. This is bigger than me. Bro. You still, 1178 01:00:41.800 --> 01:00:44.000 even even if it was gonna be raised, you wouldn't 1179 01:00:44.000 --> 01:00:44.920 do it. Forever. 1180 01:00:45.199 --> 01:00:46.840 I would be like, oh, I have to help the 1181 01:00:46.960 --> 01:00:50.119 rest of I have to help all my family still there. 1182 01:00:51.480 --> 01:00:53.880 Thirty something cousins in New York. I gotta go back. 1183 01:00:55.719 --> 01:00:58.400 You imagine if you didn't and they found out that 1184 01:00:58.400 --> 01:01:00.119 that you could have just stopped it. If I. 1185 01:01:01.599 --> 01:01:05.280 I would get fucked up an official man, I would 1186 01:01:05.320 --> 01:01:06.039 get sucked up. 1187 01:01:05.960 --> 01:01:08.000 By my family. I would get up my family. They 1188 01:01:08.000 --> 01:01:09.559 would put out a bounty. They would put it, they 1189 01:01:09.559 --> 01:01:13.159 would have a Thanksgiving for Thanksgiving, they would all dine 1190 01:01:13.639 --> 01:01:20.760 on your dead body. He would be hunted like Smokey Harlem. Due. 1191 01:01:21.320 --> 01:01:23.480 So there's a clip, crazy price. 1192 01:01:24.079 --> 01:01:25.559 God damn, there's a clip. 1193 01:01:25.679 --> 01:01:30.360 Uh, there's a clip. By the way. Zilo is a 1194 01:01:30.440 --> 01:01:33.320 terrible like you can I've looked at their places. You 1195 01:01:33.360 --> 01:01:34.599 can get for like more or less like what you 1196 01:01:34.639 --> 01:01:38.559 would pay here. But oh no, you're not gonna find 1197 01:01:38.559 --> 01:01:42.800 it through Zillow. Yeah, but I don't know. I would 1198 01:01:42.800 --> 01:01:44.559 would still say, I think New York is still second 1199 01:01:44.599 --> 01:01:47.360 most expensive. No, it's I mean, well, San Francisco is 1200 01:01:47.360 --> 01:01:48.000 the most expensive. 1201 01:01:48.119 --> 01:01:49.960 Yeah, I think second is New York and thirty. 1202 01:01:49.840 --> 01:01:54.440 Years third my maybe yeah, yeah, I think I think 1203 01:01:54.519 --> 01:01:58.000 be true. And I think four is like Austin really. 1204 01:01:57.960 --> 01:02:01.719 So no way, well maybe Texas on to everybody moved there. 1205 01:02:02.199 --> 01:02:04.199 Everybody lived in California, and it was like, oh we 1206 01:02:04.199 --> 01:02:07.000 don't like how California has somewhat decent rules. 1207 01:02:07.039 --> 01:02:13.320 Let's move to Austin. Most expensive cities in the US protections. 1208 01:02:13.599 --> 01:02:15.280 I think Chicago is one of them for sure. 1209 01:02:15.840 --> 01:02:19.840 Like, uh, top to the expensive cities as of February 1210 01:02:19.920 --> 01:02:22.159 this year. So it's a little outdated. But like shyly 1211 01:02:23.280 --> 01:02:27.320 so Spencer City? What so? What is Los Angeles? That 1212 01:02:27.360 --> 01:02:29.440 can't be right? It makes sense. 1213 01:02:29.440 --> 01:02:31.119 I mean that's where all the piece of ship fucking 1214 01:02:31.440 --> 01:02:32.920 celebrities live mostly. 1215 01:02:33.079 --> 01:02:35.800 I guess they're all in California. It's so it says 1216 01:02:36.159 --> 01:02:42.840 Los Angeles. Uh, then to San Diego reallysive. I just 1217 01:02:42.880 --> 01:02:45.920 didn't even think about that. Anaheim saying we don't live there. 1218 01:02:46.239 --> 01:02:49.679 We visit hills are not Anaheim? What the fuck? 1219 01:02:49.800 --> 01:02:51.960 Well, I don't know, not expensive. 1220 01:02:52.360 --> 01:02:56.599 Well, I'm pro I don't know, man, it's oh, it's 1221 01:02:56.719 --> 01:02:58.840 it's redfin So this is probably like more about like 1222 01:02:59.119 --> 01:03:00.320 buying how houses? 1223 01:03:00.320 --> 01:03:02.679 I guess my probably property maybe. 1224 01:03:02.519 --> 01:03:04.800 Yeah, most expensive places to live in the well, No, 1225 01:03:04.880 --> 01:03:09.480 I'm looking at highest rents. I guess right, yeah, rent 1226 01:03:09.679 --> 01:03:15.639 Ba's the highest rent or cities. Uh, oh my god, 1227 01:03:15.639 --> 01:03:19.320 the AI over you is such fucking garbage. US City's 1228 01:03:19.320 --> 01:03:21.440 at The highest rent price is twenty twenty four edition. Okay, 1229 01:03:21.960 --> 01:03:31.079 uh top large? The fuck is happening? No? Yeah, so 1230 01:03:31.119 --> 01:03:40.199 we got San Jose, we got San Diego, Riverside, Seattle, Boston, 1231 01:03:40.280 --> 01:03:47.320 New York is eight, Sacramento, Miami, Washington, Denver, Phoenix, Orlando, Portland. 1232 01:03:47.719 --> 01:03:51.960 New York is crazy. That can't be. This can't be right, 1233 01:03:53.239 --> 01:03:53.719 is it? By? 1234 01:03:53.880 --> 01:03:58.679 Like, there's gotta be there's average monthly rent, average monthly rent, 1235 01:03:58.719 --> 01:03:59.400 that's impossible. 1236 01:03:59.440 --> 01:04:03.079 I guess bridge. That feels very New York huge. 1237 01:04:02.840 --> 01:04:04.440 Chris, that's the thing. New York City is huge. 1238 01:04:04.440 --> 01:04:08.599 So I think it has like the widest wow disparity, 1239 01:04:08.639 --> 01:04:11.679 you know, like the it's not enough for the like 1240 01:04:11.760 --> 01:04:14.719 because there's niggas renting two boxes, you knows, school shoe 1241 01:04:14.719 --> 01:04:19.320 boxes that are fuckingle one hundred a month, you know, right, Okay, 1242 01:04:20.239 --> 01:04:23.960 all right, Yeah, I mean I I suppose that's just 1243 01:04:24.239 --> 01:04:27.480 crazy to me. I guess it does. 1244 01:04:27.639 --> 01:04:30.760 Yeah, I get huh you said San Jose was one 1245 01:04:30.760 --> 01:04:31.239 of them? 1246 01:04:31.519 --> 01:04:34.079 Yeah, what do you call it? 1247 01:04:34.079 --> 01:04:37.880 It's I just saw some of these number one. 1248 01:04:39.000 --> 01:04:41.159 I just can't This is so difficult for me to believe. 1249 01:04:41.440 --> 01:04:43.960 I mean, I guess it's true because the data says so, 1250 01:04:44.119 --> 01:04:44.880 but like, I mean. 1251 01:04:45.440 --> 01:04:46.400 It is legit data. 1252 01:04:46.760 --> 01:04:50.000 I guess you even thought about San Jose. 1253 01:04:51.679 --> 01:04:53.880 Well, no one really lives there. That's the thing. People 1254 01:04:53.960 --> 01:04:56.679 go there to school and they leave. You know, no 1255 01:04:56.719 --> 01:04:57.840 one lives in San Jose. 1256 01:04:59.719 --> 01:05:02.039 Team I was like, who the fuck's even there? So 1257 01:05:02.039 --> 01:05:03.480 there's a clip I've been wanting to mention for a 1258 01:05:03.519 --> 01:05:06.159 little bit. I found it a little bit earlier. We 1259 01:05:06.360 --> 01:05:08.280 were talking about other things. So there's a there's a 1260 01:05:08.320 --> 01:05:13.480 clip from the Mamdanni meeting Oh oh where where a 1261 01:05:13.559 --> 01:05:16.280 reporter says, are you affirming that you think President Trump 1262 01:05:16.360 --> 01:05:20.000 is a fascist? And Mam Donnie says, I've spoken about 1263 01:05:20.039 --> 01:05:21.880 and then Trump goes, that's okay. You could just say yes, 1264 01:05:21.960 --> 01:05:27.159 I don't mind. That's real. This is a real, like verbatim. 1265 01:05:28.960 --> 01:05:34.800 It's a crazy world, man, it's a crazy yeah. Yeah. 1266 01:05:35.960 --> 01:05:37.559 He like taps him on the arm. He's like, that's okay. 1267 01:05:37.559 --> 01:05:39.239 You could say yes, I don't mind. You can say 1268 01:05:39.280 --> 01:05:41.880 you know, I know what I am. You know, I'm 1269 01:05:41.880 --> 01:05:45.239 trying to crush democracy. I'm honestly just not trying to 1270 01:05:45.239 --> 01:05:46.639 go to jail. I really don't give a fuck what 1271 01:05:46.679 --> 01:05:51.440 happens real, I really don't give what happens. That is 1272 01:05:51.480 --> 01:05:52.960 what his entire presidency feels like. 1273 01:05:53.320 --> 01:05:58.679 As one to ask him about like accomplishments, he just 1274 01:05:58.719 --> 01:06:01.719 says fake ship, like oh I stopped eight Wars. 1275 01:06:01.960 --> 01:06:03.880 Oh look at what I'm doing to the White House. 1276 01:06:04.079 --> 01:06:04.760 Oh look at this. 1277 01:06:04.920 --> 01:06:08.239 It's like bullshit, while his freaks behind the scenes are 1278 01:06:08.280 --> 01:06:10.199 the ones that are setting policies and shit. 1279 01:06:12.000 --> 01:06:13.440 Like I do like I do think if he gets 1280 01:06:13.440 --> 01:06:14.960 a chance to run a third time, he will run 1281 01:06:15.000 --> 01:06:16.519 a third time. But if he doesn't get a chance, 1282 01:06:16.559 --> 01:06:18.159 I think he'll just be like, oh, right, cool, I'm 1283 01:06:18.159 --> 01:06:19.320 just not gonna go to jail though. 1284 01:06:19.280 --> 01:06:21.239 Right, I think he might actually just be too sick 1285 01:06:21.280 --> 01:06:24.039 to do it. But I think the like by then, 1286 01:06:24.159 --> 01:06:26.559 you know, people think he might not make it. Yeah, 1287 01:06:26.840 --> 01:06:30.960 but uh, I will say, it's very funny to see this, 1288 01:06:30.960 --> 01:06:32.519 this meeting and him being like, yeah, I think he's 1289 01:06:32.519 --> 01:06:35.519 gonna do a good job or whatever, and like it's 1290 01:06:35.519 --> 01:06:38.719 funny to remember, like during the mayoral election where Cuomo 1291 01:06:38.920 --> 01:06:43.199 was like, you think this guy's gonna stand up to Trump. 1292 01:06:44.920 --> 01:06:48.960 This guy's not gonna say he's gonna steamroll. You see this, 1293 01:06:49.440 --> 01:06:50.920 and you see this, and he's like he clearly just 1294 01:06:50.920 --> 01:06:54.360 doesn't care, you know. Yeah, there was no need to 1295 01:06:54.400 --> 01:06:57.079 even have a tough person there. It's just all kids. 1296 01:06:57.880 --> 01:06:59.679 I technically control that city too. 1297 01:06:59.719 --> 01:07:02.679 I can all love it. I'm not bombs in my bedroom. 1298 01:07:02.800 --> 01:07:04.960 Just looks like he always just wants to go sit 1299 01:07:05.000 --> 01:07:07.320 down and watch TV. If you look at every clip 1300 01:07:07.360 --> 01:07:09.840 of him, now, yeah, he's over it. 1301 01:07:09.920 --> 01:07:15.440 He's like this. There's absolutely no enthusiasm. It's I think, 1302 01:07:15.559 --> 01:07:20.079 especially post stroke, like he's gone. He's like, I just fuck, 1303 01:07:20.199 --> 01:07:22.000 I gotta do what now? All right, let's go. 1304 01:07:23.000 --> 01:07:24.400 I want to go watch porn. 1305 01:07:24.760 --> 01:07:30.400 And to be fair honest, that'd be awesome if he 1306 01:07:30.519 --> 01:07:34.199 just said he just let one lip. That'd be if 1307 01:07:34.440 --> 01:07:37.719 they got a cool With these IDs on the porn sides, 1308 01:07:37.719 --> 01:07:40.199 they're making it harder, annoying. 1309 01:07:40.320 --> 01:07:43.840 I don't know which VPN to choose. I don't I 1310 01:07:43.840 --> 01:07:44.559 don't understand. 1311 01:07:44.599 --> 01:07:46.599 You gotta use these ideas. It's really bother. 1312 01:07:47.880 --> 01:07:51.440 What is the vehicle porn network? I don't understand what. 1313 01:07:53.079 --> 01:07:56.679 It's a verified porn network. It's verified for pornography. I 1314 01:07:56.719 --> 01:07:58.159 don't have any right now. I don't know how to 1315 01:07:58.199 --> 01:08:00.559 use it. I don't know a lot. I took my 1316 01:08:00.599 --> 01:08:07.440 password away. It's really mad about the wh bubba situation. Okay, question, 1317 01:08:07.559 --> 01:08:11.840 here's a good question. It's a ride in regarding a 1318 01:08:11.880 --> 01:08:15.559 recent episode that we had a blunderbuss loaded with white phosphorus, 1319 01:08:15.559 --> 01:08:20.279 wrote in nice, it's pretty danger that's a dangerous brutalist creature. 1320 01:08:20.840 --> 01:08:23.399 That's uh that's a next level thing. 1321 01:08:23.640 --> 01:08:25.920 How much of white phosphors can you be exposed to 1322 01:08:26.000 --> 01:08:26.720 before you die? 1323 01:08:27.199 --> 01:08:31.920 Not? I gotta say, man, I assume it's pretty fatal, 1324 01:08:32.439 --> 01:08:37.079 like a gram too much. I don't know, I I 1325 01:08:37.520 --> 01:08:39.800 you're asking the exact wrong per I'm sure there's somebody 1326 01:08:39.800 --> 01:08:42.640 who listens to the show who's inexplicably an expert on 1327 01:08:42.760 --> 01:08:46.279 like chemicals, who knows this ship inside and out, because 1328 01:08:46.319 --> 01:08:48.239 for some reason we have like random experts listening to 1329 01:08:48.319 --> 01:08:54.359 the show. But uh so this ride in says not 1330 01:08:54.439 --> 01:08:56.920 a question. But I wanted to add to that cryptid 1331 01:08:56.920 --> 01:08:59.560 discussion or we were debating like what is and is 1332 01:08:59.600 --> 01:09:04.079 not a crypt Yeah. Uh, Cryptids are literally animals, albeit 1333 01:09:04.159 --> 01:09:08.760 strange ones. Monsters like the wind to Go thunderbirds, werewolves, 1334 01:09:08.960 --> 01:09:12.600 the Jersey Devil, and dragons aren't cryptied do to their 1335 01:09:12.680 --> 01:09:19.079 clear mythological, literary origins and mystic abilities. I don't know 1336 01:09:19.239 --> 01:09:22.359 the Jersey Devil isn't a cryptid? Yeah, it's like some 1337 01:09:22.560 --> 01:09:24.720 isn't it like a goat thing or something? I don't remember. 1338 01:09:25.199 --> 01:09:29.439 I don't remember. 1339 01:09:30.399 --> 01:09:34.560 Wasn't the Jersey Devil like I don't know, a sheet technically, 1340 01:09:35.159 --> 01:09:36.399 wasn't it actually a sheet? 1341 01:09:36.840 --> 01:09:38.359 Well, like somebody saw a sheet and they made up 1342 01:09:38.359 --> 01:09:38.840 a whole tale? 1343 01:09:38.880 --> 01:09:41.199 Is that what you're. 1344 01:09:41.000 --> 01:09:44.239 Probably like that? 1345 01:09:44.880 --> 01:09:47.560 It's it's but the tail is based on like some 1346 01:09:47.560 --> 01:09:49.600 some some broad right or and she turned it. 1347 01:09:49.640 --> 01:09:51.680 I forgot what the whole tale is. I don't remember 1348 01:09:51.720 --> 01:09:52.880 anything about it, but something like. 1349 01:09:52.920 --> 01:09:55.159 Dumb broad that turned into like a devil or some 1350 01:09:55.239 --> 01:09:57.840 ship because she probably had a kid out a wetlock 1351 01:09:57.960 --> 01:09:58.359 or something. 1352 01:09:58.840 --> 01:09:59.840 Some bullshit. 1353 01:10:01.600 --> 01:10:03.319 Got drowned and she was like, well I got to 1354 01:10:03.319 --> 01:10:03.880 become a devil. 1355 01:10:04.640 --> 01:10:09.159 The right end, says Bigfoot, Chupacabra, and NeSSI aren't magic. 1356 01:10:09.960 --> 01:10:13.000 They have no basis in pre existing legend, being flesh 1357 01:10:13.039 --> 01:10:15.800 and blood like any other animal. Even the Mothman was 1358 01:10:15.800 --> 01:10:19.119 initially reported as simply a giant bird. In other words, 1359 01:10:19.159 --> 01:10:22.880 if it's magical, it ain't a cryptid. The confusion is 1360 01:10:22.960 --> 01:10:25.479 understandable as the word has been applied constantly where it 1361 01:10:25.479 --> 01:10:29.039 shouldn't be so okay, so Bigfoot, Chupacabra, and Nessy these 1362 01:10:29.039 --> 01:10:31.520 are just like random animals that nobody kind of understands. 1363 01:10:31.920 --> 01:10:36.119 But if we assume psychic abilities, just becomes more of 1364 01:10:36.119 --> 01:10:38.439 an Eldridge kind of thing. Has the lexicon not been 1365 01:10:38.520 --> 01:10:42.359 updated though? You know what I mean? Like maybe this 1366 01:10:42.439 --> 01:10:44.760 is how it started, but now it's kind of widely accepted. 1367 01:10:44.760 --> 01:10:48.720 It's like, yeah, I mean, ultimately, the way language works 1368 01:10:48.800 --> 01:10:52.119 is that like whatever people unilaterally agree on or like 1369 01:10:52.159 --> 01:10:56.600 you or mostly agree on, that's kind of what YE becomes. Yeah. So, 1370 01:10:56.760 --> 01:11:00.159 like I mean, like at this point, Chupacabra probas he 1371 01:11:00.239 --> 01:11:02.720 is encrypted, you know, by by modern It's kind of 1372 01:11:02.720 --> 01:11:04.840 like how literally doesn't mean literally. Yeah, I was talking 1373 01:11:04.880 --> 01:11:06.800 about that in indefinite Yeah, exactly. 1374 01:11:07.119 --> 01:11:09.359 Literally means seriously more than it means literally. 1375 01:11:09.880 --> 01:11:15.960 Yeah, yeah literally. So yeah, I don't know. I mean, 1376 01:11:16.000 --> 01:11:18.640 I appreciate that that that that does make, that makes 1377 01:11:18.760 --> 01:11:25.079 more sense, but I worry that, like, uh, the lexicon 1378 01:11:25.119 --> 01:11:27.640 has just been so corrupted at this point that like. 1379 01:11:27.960 --> 01:11:30.399 English has been English has been raped into the floor. 1380 01:11:30.439 --> 01:11:33.760 It's gone. We will defer to him if we ever need, 1381 01:11:33.920 --> 01:11:37.399 like we go to court for some Horizon we ever 1382 01:11:37.399 --> 01:11:42.840 get sued from mislabeling cryptids, not if when we do. Yeah, 1383 01:11:43.800 --> 01:11:45.920 we're gonna call this patronly. 1384 01:11:46.000 --> 01:11:47.319 Hey man, we need your help. 1385 01:11:47.720 --> 01:11:50.760 Hey, bud, ship's a getting really grizzly out here. You 1386 01:11:50.880 --> 01:11:52.199 got some time to spare. 1387 01:11:52.439 --> 01:11:54.439 This guy shows up and he's actually encrypted. 1388 01:11:54.840 --> 01:12:00.960 He's just he's been he's encrypted this entire time. He's 1389 01:12:01.039 --> 01:12:04.560 literally the lockness monster. He's the luckness one. I make wait, 1390 01:12:04.880 --> 01:12:09.079 but you you just said I'm like he picked by 1391 01:12:09.119 --> 01:12:10.720 the way he ki said. I love that you picked 1392 01:12:11.680 --> 01:12:14.479 the one cryptid that is like least likely to be 1393 01:12:14.520 --> 01:12:17.560 able to interact with us. I know that's funny. That's 1394 01:12:17.600 --> 01:12:20.840 what makes it fucking hilarious. You so you can okay? 1395 01:12:20.880 --> 01:12:25.720 I'd be like, all right, you're all right, sorry, you 1396 01:12:25.840 --> 01:12:26.399 can talk. 1397 01:12:26.479 --> 01:12:29.880 And you've been listening to the podcast and you subscribe 1398 01:12:29.880 --> 01:12:33.279 to our Patreon underwater, that's crazy. 1399 01:12:33.680 --> 01:12:35.880 Can you be there a computer for twelve hours a 1400 01:12:35.960 --> 01:12:37.479 day and for four hours a days in your computer? 1401 01:12:37.479 --> 01:12:39.199 And he's like, I got to described to start taking 1402 01:12:39.239 --> 01:12:40.439 Patreon and he goes back. 1403 01:12:40.359 --> 01:12:43.079 Under mister monster, I don't know, I don't know your pronouns, 1404 01:12:43.079 --> 01:12:47.239 but is uncle Phil underwater with you? 1405 01:12:48.439 --> 01:12:50.199 Is Uncle Phil. I need to know. 1406 01:12:50.239 --> 01:12:50.840 This is. 1407 01:12:54.720 --> 01:12:56.800 Uncle Phil. Jumps out of the call. He says, hey, chilling, 1408 01:12:58.720 --> 01:13:01.720 Hey fellas, Hey it's up, guys. How you been. I 1409 01:13:01.840 --> 01:13:06.199 was going on James Avery and'll be like, I'm Uncle Phil. No, 1410 01:13:06.359 --> 01:13:10.640 James Avery's dead. Oh okay, sorry, right right, I forgot. 1411 01:13:10.680 --> 01:13:13.600 It's the it's the actual character is Uncle Phil. He's 1412 01:13:13.600 --> 01:13:20.840 been shocked. Will the will he's still calling for William. 1413 01:13:21.159 --> 01:13:23.720 Some say you could still hear Uncle Phil screaming for 1414 01:13:23.800 --> 01:13:31.199 William in the in Lake loch Ness. What is stupid? 1415 01:13:31.279 --> 01:13:33.520 By the way, it's such a very specific inside joke 1416 01:13:33.560 --> 01:13:36.520 that only people who have seen that extra ammo understand. Right. 1417 01:13:36.840 --> 01:13:40.199 But by the way, it is public, so anyone. 1418 01:13:39.840 --> 01:13:44.359 Who's confused, that's right. Yeah, the Independence Day too. Just 1419 01:13:44.439 --> 01:13:49.600 type it in and YouTube it's it's there. You can 1420 01:13:49.640 --> 01:13:51.199 get all the insight you can get it. 1421 01:13:52.960 --> 01:13:57.000 Oh my god. Okay, so Obi want you blow me road? 1422 01:13:57.039 --> 01:13:58.680 And he says, hey, hello, fell let's have a question 1423 01:13:58.720 --> 01:14:01.119 regarding the intersection of culture and race. Well, we're the 1424 01:14:01.119 --> 01:14:04.239 best people to yeah, best people to talk. 1425 01:14:04.079 --> 01:14:07.840 About ethnic diversity. Here is so vast uh. 1426 01:14:07.920 --> 01:14:09.960 He says, Obviously, if a black child is adopted by 1427 01:14:10.000 --> 01:14:13.279 a white family, you would still consider that child black. However, 1428 01:14:13.760 --> 01:14:17.079 if a white passing Latino were adopted by a white family, 1429 01:14:17.119 --> 01:14:20.600 which you consider them to be Latino, same question goes 1430 01:14:20.600 --> 01:14:22.640 for a white child adopted by a Latino family. I 1431 01:14:22.640 --> 01:14:24.600 feel that if you get I feel like, if you 1432 01:14:24.600 --> 01:14:26.880 get into a deep genetic answer, you probably die on 1433 01:14:26.920 --> 01:14:29.840 some eugenics as Hill. I don't know. 1434 01:14:30.520 --> 01:14:33.239 Culture, culture, race and ethnicity are all different things, so 1435 01:14:33.560 --> 01:14:37.000 that matters. Like you were genetically Hispanics, though, but you 1436 01:14:37.039 --> 01:14:39.520 are not culturally Hispanic very much. 1437 01:14:39.920 --> 01:14:42.520 You could be culturally anything, I would argue, like you. 1438 01:14:42.479 --> 01:14:46.119 Can come from nationality for the most part, yes, and 1439 01:14:46.399 --> 01:14:48.239 upbringing and upbringing. 1440 01:14:48.239 --> 01:14:51.159 It's like, uh, it's like we we we'd look about 1441 01:14:51.199 --> 01:14:55.840 Canelo Alvarez, that that his genetically he is from the UK, 1442 01:14:56.399 --> 01:14:57.920 you know, and so. 1443 01:14:57.840 --> 01:15:01.520 But it's probably German, like. 1444 01:15:01.479 --> 01:15:03.119 He's he's somewhere over there. 1445 01:15:03.239 --> 01:15:04.239 And yeah. 1446 01:15:04.279 --> 01:15:06.279 So the person that grows up with a white family, 1447 01:15:06.640 --> 01:15:09.560 especially if if he has a white last name that's 1448 01:15:09.560 --> 01:15:11.399 like an Anglo or whatever the fuck, you know, like 1449 01:15:11.439 --> 01:15:15.119 a European ass last name from the West, that's barring 1450 01:15:15.159 --> 01:15:17.600 the like a Latin ass last name. You would never know, right, 1451 01:15:17.640 --> 01:15:19.439 you wouldn't even you would have no fucking idea. If 1452 01:15:19.439 --> 01:15:22.199 they were just white passing adopted by a white family, 1453 01:15:22.199 --> 01:15:23.960 you wouldn't know, So of course you wouldn't consider them 1454 01:15:24.000 --> 01:15:25.319 like like Hispanic or something. 1455 01:15:25.760 --> 01:15:27.640 You'd be like Hispanic people. 1456 01:15:27.640 --> 01:15:31.079 I feel like Hispanic people in particular are where like 1457 01:15:31.199 --> 01:15:38.399 the race conversation just dies. It just that ethnicity does. 1458 01:15:38.520 --> 01:15:40.760 It doesn't matter because of the fact that we are 1459 01:15:41.239 --> 01:15:43.800 prop I would argue we're the most diverse looking group 1460 01:15:43.800 --> 01:15:47.319 of people by a like a large, large, large margin. 1461 01:15:48.159 --> 01:15:50.720 It's an extreme large what would you call it, like 1462 01:15:50.720 --> 01:15:53.840 like variety, Like it's just it's it's just a spectrum 1463 01:15:55.279 --> 01:15:59.439 from like Hispanic covers so many different parts of the world. 1464 01:15:59.439 --> 01:16:06.640 Technically, right, Nope, this means the America's I think. Technically, 1465 01:16:07.000 --> 01:16:11.079 I think Latino. Latino means if you have Latin blood 1466 01:16:12.520 --> 01:16:16.720 so tight. That's why Filipinos and Portuguese and people from Spain. 1467 01:16:17.039 --> 01:16:20.840 I feel like the well, I guess the the America's 1468 01:16:20.920 --> 01:16:23.520 is pretty large portion of the world. I guess if 1469 01:16:23.560 --> 01:16:27.199 I'm not, that's but yeah, I don't, I don't know. 1470 01:16:27.520 --> 01:16:29.039 That's why what I was saying, I was. 1471 01:16:29.039 --> 01:16:31.680 Like America, it's just like that one place. 1472 01:16:32.319 --> 01:16:35.119 Understand why Okay, I get what you're Yeah, I just 1473 01:16:35.119 --> 01:16:37.640 mean that, like there's the amount of people that live 1474 01:16:37.680 --> 01:16:41.640 in North and South America is it's such a and 1475 01:16:41.680 --> 01:16:45.439 it's it's such a large portion of you know. Like 1476 01:16:45.479 --> 01:16:46.800 so I was just kind of like, all right, of 1477 01:16:46.800 --> 01:16:50.479 course there's gonna be a lot of diversity in appearance just. 1478 01:16:50.520 --> 01:16:51.520 By this year. 1479 01:16:51.680 --> 01:16:54.079 Kind of like, okay, Africa is one fucking continent. But 1480 01:16:54.199 --> 01:16:59.439 like it's there's a Instagram, there's a these people were 1481 01:16:59.439 --> 01:17:01.439 playing I guess the ethnicity, like you're playing one of 1482 01:17:01.479 --> 01:17:03.479 those things and within it's like a joke. 1483 01:17:06.560 --> 01:17:08.680 You say that, and when do you said that me? 1484 01:17:11.199 --> 01:17:11.920 But I get it. 1485 01:17:12.039 --> 01:17:21.159 I think DUI, I like, how dude in Somali, in 1486 01:17:21.239 --> 01:17:24.199 Somalia and in Ethiopia and it's like there's no you. 1487 01:17:24.359 --> 01:17:24.680 It is. 1488 01:17:25.159 --> 01:17:29.159 When I was in fucking Norway, I was like Ethiopians 1489 01:17:29.199 --> 01:17:30.960 like immediately like just clocked them. 1490 01:17:31.479 --> 01:17:39.239 I was like, what's up? You're ye happen man? 1491 01:17:39.560 --> 01:17:41.560 Distinct look. It's like people from what you call it, 1492 01:17:41.600 --> 01:17:44.439 people from Polynesians, people have a particular look. 1493 01:17:44.560 --> 01:17:48.159 Yes, you know, it's right, it's just how you know, 1494 01:17:48.279 --> 01:17:51.399 things working off though, like a lot of cultures are Americans. 1495 01:17:51.399 --> 01:17:54.039 We have a weird perspective where we are one of 1496 01:17:54.079 --> 01:17:56.439 the few cultures that it's like you very likely see 1497 01:17:56.479 --> 01:17:58.960 a mix of any kind of weird thing that is 1498 01:17:59.079 --> 01:18:02.199 not so common in the rest of the world. Fortunately, 1499 01:18:02.279 --> 01:18:03.840 so forced to be mixed around with each other or 1500 01:18:03.840 --> 01:18:07.800 posted everywhere else. Also where his metankers are Hispanic, we 1501 01:18:07.840 --> 01:18:09.840 were forced to mix some other people. We didn't have 1502 01:18:09.880 --> 01:18:11.239 a choice in a matter of. 1503 01:18:11.319 --> 01:18:17.720 Post grabbed hips and made it happen. Let's legislate, you know. Yeah, 1504 01:18:19.119 --> 01:18:23.760 I'm I to you. 1505 01:18:23.720 --> 01:18:26.560 I have for ethnicity, for ethnicities, And they're like, what, 1506 01:18:26.640 --> 01:18:31.920 that's insane, And I'm like, I guess your parents like 1507 01:18:32.000 --> 01:18:34.680 of course, yeah, of course, man, But like they're like, yeah, 1508 01:18:34.720 --> 01:18:37.560 your grandparents didn't meet some cool people in boats that 1509 01:18:37.600 --> 01:18:40.399 were like hey, he wanted just so cool and then 1510 01:18:40.439 --> 01:18:42.760 ten years lad, he's with a different language. So it's 1511 01:18:42.800 --> 01:18:47.239 just it's it's kind it's weird what you just to 1512 01:18:47.239 --> 01:18:47.560 call me. 1513 01:18:48.520 --> 01:18:53.439 It's called you a foreigner. That's crazy. But yeah, I 1514 01:18:54.840 --> 01:18:57.239 think you could be culturally and I mean like eminem 1515 01:18:57.319 --> 01:18:59.920 is like culturally black black, you know what I mean, 1516 01:18:59.920 --> 01:19:00.439 Like like. 1517 01:19:00.760 --> 01:19:03.319 Uh yeah, but yeah but no, but yeah, but no, 1518 01:19:03.399 --> 01:19:05.279 you know, but yeah, but he's just the fuck up. 1519 01:19:05.800 --> 01:19:09.560 Yeah, but no, he's not black. It's interesting how I 1520 01:19:09.560 --> 01:19:13.600 didn't say that he's culturally black, right, Yes, but he's not. 1521 01:19:13.760 --> 01:19:15.319 Though at the same time. 1522 01:19:15.439 --> 01:19:17.680 If he's okay, if he's not, then you can't be 1523 01:19:17.720 --> 01:19:20.920 cultural related because he is the most culturally something else 1524 01:19:21.600 --> 01:19:22.960 compared to anybody I've ever seen. 1525 01:19:23.000 --> 01:19:25.920 He grew up very close to blackness, but he's not 1526 01:19:25.960 --> 01:19:27.640 culturally black. I don't know he would even say he's 1527 01:19:27.680 --> 01:19:29.720 culturally black. I'd be like, no, I'm not. 1528 01:19:29.079 --> 01:19:30.439 I'm not say. 1529 01:19:30.239 --> 01:19:34.760 That the nigga word dogs. 1530 01:19:33.319 --> 01:19:35.600 But that doesn't mean he's culturally black though. I think 1531 01:19:35.680 --> 01:19:35.880 that's what. 1532 01:19:36.039 --> 01:19:39.479 It's more culturally black than anybody is culturally anything. It's 1533 01:19:39.520 --> 01:19:41.239 what I'm saying, he. 1534 01:19:41.159 --> 01:19:43.680 Grew up around a lot of blackness. But I think 1535 01:19:43.720 --> 01:19:45.199 that's the problem. I think when it comes to like 1536 01:19:45.279 --> 01:19:46.560 saying someone is like this, what. 1537 01:19:46.600 --> 01:19:48.359 Does culturally black mean to you? Kingston? 1538 01:19:48.800 --> 01:19:52.359 I think culturally black is like because what is culturally 1539 01:19:52.359 --> 01:19:55.560 anything to you? It's rough, right, because like, you could 1540 01:19:55.600 --> 01:19:57.760 grow up around a culture, but that doesn't make you 1541 01:19:57.800 --> 01:20:00.000 that culture. It means you're close to you're near that culture, 1542 01:20:00.159 --> 01:20:02.439 you're aware of it, you appreciate it. I think that's 1543 01:20:02.439 --> 01:20:06.319 exactly I don't know if that's exactly true. 1544 01:20:06.479 --> 01:20:09.800 Like you're not black, but you've completely absorbed black culture 1545 01:20:09.840 --> 01:20:11.680 your entire life, So what the fuck else would that 1546 01:20:11.720 --> 01:20:12.119 even mean? 1547 01:20:12.199 --> 01:20:14.880 I feel like to call yourself culturally black and then 1548 01:20:15.000 --> 01:20:17.960 invalidate it also kind of steps into the place where 1549 01:20:18.000 --> 01:20:20.479 I'm like, well, yeah, I'm more culturally black. It makes 1550 01:20:20.520 --> 01:20:23.239 it a competition that you could be more to some people. 1551 01:20:23.399 --> 01:20:25.279 They do that, but I disagree with that. But there's 1552 01:20:25.279 --> 01:20:27.359 some people that absolutely do that. I kind of disagree 1553 01:20:27.399 --> 01:20:28.880 with that too. But also at the same time, as 1554 01:20:28.920 --> 01:20:30.680 it's like, that's weird, that's it's look. 1555 01:20:30.680 --> 01:20:31.119 Let's say this. 1556 01:20:31.159 --> 01:20:35.000 It is it's disrespectful to say this, but Eminem, according 1557 01:20:35.039 --> 01:20:39.039 to Black American culture of how people understand it, is 1558 01:20:39.079 --> 01:20:44.680 more culturally black than myself. That sounds completely disrespectful, But 1559 01:20:44.760 --> 01:20:47.720 he's not black, like I am a black man, and 1560 01:20:47.760 --> 01:20:51.359 he that's something he could ever be. As far as people, 1561 01:20:53.239 --> 01:20:55.640 I said, you can take problem with it. But at 1562 01:20:55.640 --> 01:20:59.399 the same time, what people understand what Black American culture is, 1563 01:21:00.039 --> 01:21:02.520 even though there are different sub sects of it, but 1564 01:21:02.760 --> 01:21:06.039 just a large thing, like a large broad spectrums. 1565 01:21:06.079 --> 01:21:08.000 What we're talking about culture is generalities. 1566 01:21:08.319 --> 01:21:11.239 But that's what's crazy because that's not like yes, but 1567 01:21:11.279 --> 01:21:12.479 like that's also just not. 1568 01:21:12.880 --> 01:21:15.039 If you're a white man that grew up in China 1569 01:21:15.600 --> 01:21:18.520 and you're completely absorbed in a Chinese culture, in a 1570 01:21:18.560 --> 01:21:21.439 culture of Hong Kong, well what else would you call that? 1571 01:21:22.439 --> 01:21:24.520 But but that's a different thing because then like that's 1572 01:21:24.520 --> 01:21:27.119 so that's where nationality comes into part of it, you know, 1573 01:21:27.319 --> 01:21:29.359 because at that moment, your nation, your nationality. 1574 01:21:29.479 --> 01:21:32.479 So Okay, it's San Francisco, you're now American, but you're 1575 01:21:32.520 --> 01:21:34.399 in a Chinese culture within San Francisco. 1576 01:21:34.960 --> 01:21:36.760 Yeah, it's like, oh, I'm I'm white, but I grew 1577 01:21:36.840 --> 01:21:39.479 up on a lot of Chinese people and you I've 1578 01:21:39.520 --> 01:21:43.079 grown up that that's not your culture exactly, you know. 1579 01:21:43.199 --> 01:21:45.640 You see it sounds like culture. I feel I feel 1580 01:21:45.640 --> 01:21:48.079 like you're getting defensive about it because we're talking about 1581 01:21:48.079 --> 01:21:50.399 black specifically. It's not any other thing. Black. 1582 01:21:50.520 --> 01:21:53.239 Black black unfortunately is the weird one. 1583 01:21:54.039 --> 01:21:55.640 No, I think it's I think it's you are it? 1584 01:21:55.760 --> 01:21:57.640 So you're more defensive about it. Well, I don't know. 1585 01:21:57.720 --> 01:22:02.319 I don't think the culturally gay culturally people can't. 1586 01:22:04.479 --> 01:22:07.840 I'm not ding for me it's like even this, I 1587 01:22:07.880 --> 01:22:11.439 can I can argue that he's lived the air quotes 1588 01:22:11.520 --> 01:22:13.680 what the black experience is more than I have. I'm 1589 01:22:13.720 --> 01:22:17.600 not gonna deny that. But he just grew up poor 1590 01:22:18.199 --> 01:22:21.920 in the hood. That's all it is. That's not being black. 1591 01:22:22.079 --> 01:22:24.199 That's that's that's where the problem comes from. 1592 01:22:24.279 --> 01:22:28.920 No one's saying that the one but culturally, unfortunately because 1593 01:22:28.960 --> 01:22:33.520 of poverty. But that is a reality, Kingston. I get 1594 01:22:33.760 --> 01:22:36.960 I get it. The blues is a part of that 1595 01:22:37.079 --> 01:22:39.079 culture because of their circumstances. 1596 01:22:39.159 --> 01:22:41.199 I'm aware, I'm aware of those things. But I think 1597 01:22:41.239 --> 01:22:42.960 at the same time, it's like that's where it's like, 1598 01:22:43.000 --> 01:22:45.920 this is kind of this is kind of this feels 1599 01:22:45.920 --> 01:22:48.479 like it's in a weird place of like, well, yeah, 1600 01:22:48.560 --> 01:22:52.479 if you grow poor in a hood area, you're effectively 1601 01:22:52.479 --> 01:22:55.720 grew up as a black person or like a black person, 1602 01:22:55.880 --> 01:22:56.520 And it's that. 1603 01:22:56.560 --> 01:22:59.279 Sounds like what a racist would say, But no, we're 1604 01:22:59.319 --> 01:23:01.800 not saying that. Like if you're being like, oh, I 1605 01:23:01.840 --> 01:23:04.000 grew up poor, and I'm like, because there's poor white 1606 01:23:04.199 --> 01:23:08.640 neighborhoods culturally, but we're not talking about that. We're talking 1607 01:23:08.680 --> 01:23:12.399 about where he grew up with certain types of people 1608 01:23:12.960 --> 01:23:14.800 you know, which is like, this is a Black American 1609 01:23:14.840 --> 01:23:16.760 experience and he's had that experience. 1610 01:23:17.119 --> 01:23:19.319 He's had he's had that experience, but I don't think 1611 01:23:19.319 --> 01:23:21.119 he would ever come out and just say that. 1612 01:23:21.319 --> 01:23:24.000 Part of that experience, that's a huge part of that experience. 1613 01:23:24.680 --> 01:23:27.159 That's what that's where. 1614 01:23:27.039 --> 01:23:29.359 It's that's a part of it, Kingston. That is a 1615 01:23:29.399 --> 01:23:32.520 part that is not the biggest part. I don't know 1616 01:23:32.560 --> 01:23:35.520 if that's the biggest part, because I don't know. I 1617 01:23:36.039 --> 01:23:37.439 don't know if I would say that's the biggest part. 1618 01:23:37.560 --> 01:23:39.880 Like to say, if you're being a Black American, if 1619 01:23:39.920 --> 01:23:41.359 you want to, if you can you can argue that, 1620 01:23:41.399 --> 01:23:43.960 you can you you you definitely can't argue that. But 1621 01:23:44.000 --> 01:23:47.640 I would say there are if you are surrounded like 1622 01:23:47.720 --> 01:23:51.279 say in in in like say South Central, when you 1623 01:23:51.359 --> 01:23:53.439 kind of surround yourself or just doesn't even go outside 1624 01:23:53.439 --> 01:23:56.239 of Black American experiences, say Chinese American, when you just 1625 01:23:56.279 --> 01:23:58.640 surround yourself with that and you don't really step outside 1626 01:23:58.640 --> 01:24:00.600 of it, so you didn't you don't really even experience 1627 01:24:00.720 --> 01:24:02.319 racism in the way that it could have. You been 1628 01:24:02.359 --> 01:24:05.000 safeguarded from it, which a lot of people are, and 1629 01:24:05.119 --> 01:24:06.800 in that way, so it's like it doesn't have to 1630 01:24:06.840 --> 01:24:07.479 be that. 1631 01:24:07.560 --> 01:24:08.600 It absolutely can be. 1632 01:24:09.279 --> 01:24:11.640 And so like I like, I'm not like, I don't 1633 01:24:12.039 --> 01:24:14.319 I understand what you mean. Where it's the idea of 1634 01:24:14.399 --> 01:24:18.880 like I he experienced, he experienced the the whole. 1635 01:24:19.119 --> 01:24:19.600 That's what for me. 1636 01:24:19.640 --> 01:24:21.079 It's like he's like the like a he liw up 1637 01:24:21.079 --> 01:24:23.760 in the hood. That's what his experience is. Sure, I 1638 01:24:23.800 --> 01:24:25.199 wouldn't say it's the black experience. 1639 01:24:25.359 --> 01:24:26.880 If you want to say, I would say it's a hood. 1640 01:24:27.119 --> 01:24:28.880 He's the hood experience. And often a lot of black 1641 01:24:28.880 --> 01:24:33.640 people experience that experience. You want, that's where I would 1642 01:24:33.680 --> 01:24:38.800 go if you want to million different experiences per like, 1643 01:24:38.880 --> 01:24:41.800 it's not like there is the black experience or the 1644 01:24:41.960 --> 01:24:44.600 white like there's like a very there's a variation. I 1645 01:24:44.680 --> 01:24:47.840 understand it. But if I adopt an Asian baby and 1646 01:24:47.880 --> 01:24:51.079 I raise him in my Latino family and we do 1647 01:24:51.119 --> 01:24:57.720 a Latino neighborhood, absolutely that Asian baby is culturally Latino. Uh, 1648 01:24:57.760 --> 01:25:00.960 he would yeah grow up. I actually would grow up 1649 01:25:01.000 --> 01:25:02.760 eating the food, he would grow up listening to the music. 1650 01:25:02.760 --> 01:25:05.560 It would be the only thing he underfucking stands. So 1651 01:25:05.640 --> 01:25:08.439 you'd be that's all it means. 1652 01:25:08.680 --> 01:25:10.239 I can agree with that, But I think when it 1653 01:25:10.439 --> 01:25:13.119 when it comes to being unfortunately, it's as much as 1654 01:25:13.119 --> 01:25:15.359 sounds fucking stupid. And I hate to ring this bell. 1655 01:25:15.520 --> 01:25:18.640 Being black is different. I hate to say that. I hate, 1656 01:25:19.159 --> 01:25:22.880 I hate to disregard anyone el's experience, but it is different. 1657 01:25:22.960 --> 01:25:26.680 Unfortunately in America. It's just the world unfortunately, dispad is. 1658 01:25:26.880 --> 01:25:30.960 I'm sure everybody feels that way about themselves. There's a 1659 01:25:31.000 --> 01:25:32.960 lot of feeling jewish. 1660 01:25:32.960 --> 01:25:40.439 I can agree, I can agree, but there's significantly different experiences. 1661 01:25:40.760 --> 01:25:42.560 Like I'm not gonna disregard. 1662 01:25:43.359 --> 01:25:46.960 Experience versus a black, you know, African experience versus a 1663 01:25:47.000 --> 01:25:49.680 Black You can't outside the different. 1664 01:25:49.720 --> 01:25:51.800 The moment, yeah, but the moment you are removed from 1665 01:25:51.800 --> 01:25:55.119 a predominantly black area. There are several things that happen 1666 01:25:55.319 --> 01:25:59.640 that are particular to black people that we all have experienced. 1667 01:26:00.079 --> 01:26:02.840 And that is the thing that Eminem just has not experienced, 1668 01:26:02.880 --> 01:26:06.239 that he's seen it, but he's experienced. And that's where 1669 01:26:06.319 --> 01:26:09.159 that's where I that's where it's different. Though, I I 1670 01:26:09.239 --> 01:26:11.439 understand what you guys are both saying is kind of yeah, 1671 01:26:11.439 --> 01:26:13.119 that niggas looks more of a nigg experience than I have. 1672 01:26:13.199 --> 01:26:17.319 A's fucking LOUI but it's like saying he's actual is weird. 1673 01:26:17.560 --> 01:26:19.319 I just don't need to look at I don't need 1674 01:26:19.359 --> 01:26:24.079 the entire uh like the especially the negative experiences to me, 1675 01:26:24.239 --> 01:26:26.239 like you didn't do this, so you can't be a 1676 01:26:26.279 --> 01:26:27.239 part of this culture. 1677 01:26:27.720 --> 01:26:29.600 I feel like that's very like that. 1678 01:26:29.720 --> 01:26:31.600 I just feel like I just don't I don't like, 1679 01:26:31.680 --> 01:26:33.640 I don't like where that because it almost feels more 1680 01:26:33.720 --> 01:26:36.079 like a gatekeeping thing where it's like you literally can 1681 01:26:36.079 --> 01:26:37.960 never be a part of this culture because you don't 1682 01:26:37.960 --> 01:26:40.239 look like us, like and and I feel like that's 1683 01:26:40.439 --> 01:26:43.800 kind of it's a little like rude. But like, also 1684 01:26:43.840 --> 01:26:47.319 I say what I'm saying, if you've gone through certain experiences, 1685 01:26:47.399 --> 01:26:49.960 I understand why you might even take that position. Like 1686 01:26:50.079 --> 01:26:52.920 I'm not even saying, like my thing is, if somebody 1687 01:26:52.920 --> 01:26:54.920 were to say that to Eminem, like there's a black 1688 01:26:54.960 --> 01:26:57.439 person that lived in Detroit and it's like, nah, you 1689 01:26:57.560 --> 01:27:00.680 can't because you didn't go through what I went through, 1690 01:27:00.720 --> 01:27:03.520 I'd be like, look, fair, that's how you feel, okay, 1691 01:27:03.800 --> 01:27:05.239 you know, but at the same time. 1692 01:27:05.720 --> 01:27:06.760 You wouldn't champion that. 1693 01:27:06.840 --> 01:27:10.800 And it's just because because I'm also I ain't trying 1694 01:27:10.800 --> 01:27:12.439 to shoehorn him and him into nothing. It's just like, 1695 01:27:12.439 --> 01:27:14.880 here's this guy's a reality. This is just where he 1696 01:27:14.880 --> 01:27:17.119 grew up around. Like that's that's all we're kind of saying, 1697 01:27:17.159 --> 01:27:20.199 really and then yeah, like it doesn't really no one's 1698 01:27:20.199 --> 01:27:22.239 trying to like because he wouldn't say it himself, probably 1699 01:27:22.239 --> 01:27:22.640 just out of it. 1700 01:27:22.760 --> 01:27:24.439 That's what that's what me is Like he would be like, no, 1701 01:27:24.479 --> 01:27:25.600 I'm not just out of respect. 1702 01:27:25.600 --> 01:27:27.640 He would just be like, I wouldn't classified as that, 1703 01:27:27.680 --> 01:27:30.079 but like that's also kind of the humble nature of 1704 01:27:30.079 --> 01:27:31.159 it too, where some people might be. 1705 01:27:31.279 --> 01:27:34.960 He also wouldn't say he's He also wouldn't say he's washed. 1706 01:27:35.600 --> 01:27:42.159 But he's a really good rapper. He's not a good 1707 01:27:42.199 --> 01:27:47.600 album maker. Diana Hill, let's go, let's go. We don't 1708 01:27:47.600 --> 01:27:52.479 need to funk with them, But he somehow watches this 1709 01:27:53.199 --> 01:27:54.000 cannot make me. 1710 01:27:54.279 --> 01:27:56.239 That makes me really sad because I said a lot 1711 01:27:56.279 --> 01:27:58.600 of dumb shit about him, and I'd be like, I know, 1712 01:27:58.680 --> 01:28:00.880 I said super shit about you. I am a big 1713 01:28:00.920 --> 01:28:03.920 fan of you, though I have said dumb shit about you. 1714 01:28:04.079 --> 01:28:04.800 Comedy podcast. 1715 01:28:04.880 --> 01:28:07.600 He goes to comedy podcast section on Spotify and it's like, 1716 01:28:08.239 --> 01:28:10.439 fucking like, I don't know one hundreds and ninetieth down 1717 01:28:10.479 --> 01:28:11.119 the Road or whatever. 1718 01:28:11.199 --> 01:28:12.039 Fucking snark Tank. 1719 01:28:12.279 --> 01:28:17.039 That's funny, that's cute, just happens to click directly on 1720 01:28:17.199 --> 01:28:17.800 this section. 1721 01:28:20.239 --> 01:28:23.000 That's so not okay, and that made me feel really bad. 1722 01:28:23.319 --> 01:28:25.800 Then fucking he puts out a new song and it's 1723 01:28:25.840 --> 01:28:29.680 just like a fucking dish track on snark Tank. Snag 1724 01:28:29.760 --> 01:28:33.279 fuck stupid. There's a snark name, just like he was 1725 01:28:33.319 --> 01:28:39.319 Black King's. I would be so honored, though, I'd be 1726 01:28:39.399 --> 01:28:41.279 so honored. I would Yeah, I'd be fine with it. 1727 01:28:41.920 --> 01:28:44.119 Seemen on a human I mean, it's a lot of attention, 1728 01:28:44.279 --> 01:28:45.199 but like whatever. 1729 01:28:45.159 --> 01:28:47.520 Yeah, hey we get we get a handful, We probably 1730 01:28:47.520 --> 01:28:50.720 get like one hundred new fans. Just a lot of haters, 1731 01:28:50.720 --> 01:28:52.279 but like there would be a couple of people like, oh, 1732 01:28:52.279 --> 01:28:53.359 these guys are kind of funny. 1733 01:28:53.359 --> 01:28:56.560 I guess, yeah, maybe that's what I wanted to do. 1734 01:28:57.439 --> 01:28:59.600 Which guy, well, no, obviously, what is this? 1735 01:29:00.079 --> 01:29:00.680 Uh? 1736 01:29:00.720 --> 01:29:04.359 What the fuck is this? Walmart Brand wrote in it 1737 01:29:04.479 --> 01:29:06.319 is hey, Sweney and Derek, So it's just you guys. 1738 01:29:07.199 --> 01:29:09.319 Did you watch House of Dragon? After a game of Throne? 1739 01:29:09.359 --> 01:29:13.760 Ship to Bed? Are you excited for Dunk and Egg? Chris? 1740 01:29:14.079 --> 01:29:16.800 Does this sound schizophrenic? Yes? What the heck what? I 1741 01:29:16.800 --> 01:29:19.520 don't know what you're dunk and Egg? Yeah, Duncan Egg. 1742 01:29:19.640 --> 01:29:22.239 He must know about this, because I don't know. I 1743 01:29:22.239 --> 01:29:25.439 don't Egg is the what you call it? It's another 1744 01:29:25.560 --> 01:29:28.000 it's a prequel to it's a prequel to Game of Thrones. 1745 01:29:28.079 --> 01:29:30.840 But it's not a Piou House of Dragons. It's called 1746 01:29:31.199 --> 01:29:35.439 dunk and Egg, Sir Duncan O tallon Egg art Egg 1747 01:29:35.720 --> 01:29:37.720 Egg one Targarian fourth. 1748 01:29:37.800 --> 01:29:42.680 I think it's not actually called Duncan Egg though, M 1749 01:29:42.840 --> 01:29:43.399 Duncan Egg. 1750 01:29:43.920 --> 01:29:47.600 It's like Barbenheimer, what the fuck are we doing? Duncan Egg. 1751 01:29:47.640 --> 01:29:50.319 It's it's it's this. It's another side story written by 1752 01:29:50.319 --> 01:29:51.079 George Armarin. 1753 01:29:51.159 --> 01:29:55.079 It's uh story and I just think it it That 1754 01:29:55.239 --> 01:29:57.439 is a terrible name. If that's what it's actually called. 1755 01:29:57.760 --> 01:29:59.319 It's a book. No, no, I don't care. 1756 01:29:59.720 --> 01:30:01.560 Oh, that's the name of the book. Is called that? 1757 01:30:02.319 --> 01:30:04.159 M I think it's or is it fire? No, it's 1758 01:30:04.199 --> 01:30:07.920 Duncan Egg, Duncan e Books, the Tales of Duncan Egg. Okay, 1759 01:30:08.359 --> 01:30:12.199 George Martin, that is that sucks that That was the 1760 01:30:12.239 --> 01:30:15.439 first thing he came up with and I never changed it. 1761 01:30:16.760 --> 01:30:18.640 I think it's the title of those characters. I don't know, man, 1762 01:30:18.760 --> 01:30:19.199 it's whatever. 1763 01:30:19.239 --> 01:30:21.000 It was a placeholder and he was like, I'm just 1764 01:30:21.079 --> 01:30:23.439 kiep it. Yeah, it feels like I didn't read I 1765 01:30:23.439 --> 01:30:26.960 didn't read these books at the period of. 1766 01:30:26.880 --> 01:30:28.960 Time where I think he's pouring. No, I've been read 1767 01:30:28.960 --> 01:30:31.319 these books. I read I read Fire and Blood, Fire Blood, 1768 01:30:31.359 --> 01:30:33.760 and I read the main books. 1769 01:30:34.680 --> 01:30:37.239 Okay, yeah, we talked about it. 1770 01:30:37.239 --> 01:30:40.840 Good, they're good there. The books are good. It's it's 1771 01:30:40.840 --> 01:30:42.640 a story. It's a story about like they call the 1772 01:30:42.640 --> 01:30:45.119 little people, like actual people in the world. It's not 1773 01:30:45.159 --> 01:30:48.880 a story about characters, which is interesting because it's like, oh, 1774 01:30:48.880 --> 01:30:51.800 he can actually write human beings that are experiencing the world. 1775 01:30:52.279 --> 01:30:58.399 Uh dunk is Uh dunk is Lady Brian's ancestor, like 1776 01:30:58.479 --> 01:30:59.319 great great grandfather. 1777 01:30:59.319 --> 01:31:02.079 That sounds like the bacon, egg and cheese from Dunkin Donuts. Man, 1778 01:31:02.159 --> 01:31:03.920 I'm sorry, it does sound like an order. It sounds 1779 01:31:03.920 --> 01:31:05.920 like a break. I feel like it is. 1780 01:31:05.960 --> 01:31:07.760 I feel like that he made that. 1781 01:31:07.760 --> 01:31:10.479 And last he was like, this is funny as fun Yeah, 1782 01:31:10.560 --> 01:31:14.399 let me get a Duncan egg. I feel like Martin's 1783 01:31:14.399 --> 01:31:16.600 that kind of guy to be like that's fucking let 1784 01:31:16.640 --> 01:31:19.319 me get Let me get a drunkan egg coffee light 1785 01:31:19.359 --> 01:31:21.079 and sweet, and. 1786 01:31:21.359 --> 01:31:24.920 Oh my god, a coffee light in sweet. I've ordered that, 1787 01:31:25.039 --> 01:31:29.640 and forever, forever I'd have to go get them from 1788 01:31:29.640 --> 01:31:35.359 the bodega down the street, uh roll with butter, a 1789 01:31:35.479 --> 01:31:38.920 coffee light in sweet, and then like some other fucking 1790 01:31:39.000 --> 01:31:42.239 random thing and pick up fucking three plantain or something 1791 01:31:42.319 --> 01:31:42.640 like that. 1792 01:31:42.720 --> 01:31:45.479 What is a light in sweet coffee? What does that mean? Milk? 1793 01:31:45.520 --> 01:31:48.239 Actually, milk and sugar. That's it, actually cream and sugar. Cremu, 1794 01:31:48.319 --> 01:31:48.960 sugar in the milk. 1795 01:31:49.159 --> 01:31:53.760 Gotcha. It's a gay coffee, basically, it is. Doesn't like 1796 01:31:54.039 --> 01:31:57.119 it's how I like my coffee. I'm not. I'm not 1797 01:31:57.199 --> 01:31:59.640 a coffee guy. I like a nice coffee every now, 1798 01:31:59.640 --> 01:32:03.600 and you know, yeah, like just like black, I mean 1799 01:32:03.640 --> 01:32:07.239 I like, I like pure espresso, you know what I mean? 1800 01:32:07.279 --> 01:32:10.479 Like just like you know, on flavored. I like the 1801 01:32:10.479 --> 01:32:13.560 flavored espresso too. But like if I have a if 1802 01:32:13.560 --> 01:32:15.159 I have a whole cup of coffee, I prefer it 1803 01:32:15.159 --> 01:32:17.640 to taste good. But like you know what I mean, 1804 01:32:17.680 --> 01:32:21.119 I like I prefer like if I have a cup 1805 01:32:21.119 --> 01:32:22.960 of coffee, I prefer to be iced with like some 1806 01:32:23.000 --> 01:32:26.560 stuff in it. But like or the only time I'll 1807 01:32:26.560 --> 01:32:28.359 have black coffee is like if I'm sitting in a diner, 1808 01:32:28.359 --> 01:32:30.279 because there's something about the there's something about that that 1809 01:32:30.359 --> 01:32:37.079 feels nice or no, it feels there. There is something 1810 01:32:37.079 --> 01:32:40.479 about feels classic. It's like having a lemonade on on 1811 01:32:40.560 --> 01:32:42.000 like a beach or something, you know what I mean. 1812 01:32:42.039 --> 01:32:44.079 Where it's just like it's different than having a lemonade 1813 01:32:44.119 --> 01:32:46.239 in the winter side. 1814 01:32:46.399 --> 01:32:47.640 You get it, you get it, you get a you 1815 01:32:47.640 --> 01:32:51.079 get a sun kissed sweet tea on the porch in 1816 01:32:51.119 --> 01:32:53.680 the south while it was hanging in the in the 1817 01:32:53.720 --> 01:32:57.039 in the in the distance or something. 1818 01:32:57.840 --> 01:33:00.239 There is just something about it, you know. 1819 01:33:00.199 --> 01:33:05.760 That that is really cool most of most of that, 1820 01:33:07.760 --> 01:33:09.640 maybe not the hanging part. 1821 01:33:10.600 --> 01:33:13.560 Maybe not. Maybe we can talk, we can deliberate, we 1822 01:33:13.600 --> 01:33:15.960 can delineate later like what we what we choose. 1823 01:33:15.760 --> 01:33:18.479 To, we can argue the semantics afterwards. Just get the 1824 01:33:18.520 --> 01:33:19.439 hanging started though. 1825 01:33:20.239 --> 01:33:23.800 But no, I think like environment, like there's something about 1826 01:33:23.840 --> 01:33:27.000 an environment that enhances certain things, you know what I mean, Like, uh, 1827 01:33:28.359 --> 01:33:35.079 ice cream in the snow sucks. It's a bad experience. 1828 01:33:35.279 --> 01:33:39.359 I don't know. I know because I tried. I tried. 1829 01:33:39.399 --> 01:33:41.720 I was like, I wonder in the snow, I guess 1830 01:33:41.760 --> 01:33:43.039 I've never had it in the snow. I've had it 1831 01:33:43.039 --> 01:33:43.960 though really cold. 1832 01:33:44.000 --> 01:33:46.319 Though I've had it in the snow, and it's just 1833 01:33:46.319 --> 01:33:48.600 like it's just it's very viser. I don't know why 1834 01:33:48.640 --> 01:33:50.560 I thought to do that, because I just thought, like 1835 01:33:50.920 --> 01:33:53.600 because I think I was trying to prove or disprove 1836 01:33:53.680 --> 01:33:56.399 this exact thing where it was like because people would 1837 01:33:56.520 --> 01:33:58.720 give me shit for getting milkshakes in the winter, but 1838 01:33:58.760 --> 01:34:01.279 I just like milkshakes. But I would never be like 1839 01:34:01.359 --> 01:34:03.600 outside with it. It would be like in a warm 1840 01:34:03.640 --> 01:34:05.199 you know what I mean, like in a fucking diner 1841 01:34:05.279 --> 01:34:08.760 or something. But like it was like, I don't know, 1842 01:34:08.960 --> 01:34:10.560 I can't remember. This was like high school that I 1843 01:34:10.560 --> 01:34:13.119 did this and I haven't had I haven't liked ice 1844 01:34:13.159 --> 01:34:17.399 cream since actually kind of ruined it for me. Wow wow, 1845 01:34:19.520 --> 01:34:21.239 I like soft serve, but I don't like that like 1846 01:34:21.319 --> 01:34:23.079 ice cream that's like in a box that you like 1847 01:34:23.119 --> 01:34:25.640 fucking scoop out. I don't know a lot of them, 1848 01:34:26.800 --> 01:34:28.520 like a tub of ice cream. Yeah, a tub of 1849 01:34:28.520 --> 01:34:29.920 ice cream just doesn't do it for me. No more 1850 01:34:29.960 --> 01:34:32.960 like a soft serve. I'll like, I'll be all over 1851 01:34:33.000 --> 01:34:35.119 a soft serve. But I like ice cream. 1852 01:34:35.119 --> 01:34:36.439 But I feel like I had it too much for 1853 01:34:36.479 --> 01:34:38.680 a period of time, and I'm I've actually lost my 1854 01:34:38.720 --> 01:34:41.840 suite too fa mentally, it's fading away, the old drag gee. 1855 01:34:42.000 --> 01:34:44.479 It's it's definitely a part of getting old because it'll 1856 01:34:44.560 --> 01:34:45.199 fuck you up. 1857 01:34:45.640 --> 01:34:48.960 It'll fuck you up, so you want sugar. It hurts 1858 01:34:49.000 --> 01:34:49.279 a lot. 1859 01:34:49.439 --> 01:34:52.399 Yeah, your body's like stop, yeah, all right. 1860 01:34:53.239 --> 01:34:56.199 Anyway, So a Nintendo Direct narrator trying Harroin for the 1861 01:34:56.239 --> 01:35:01.079 first time, he says, greetings, Chris, gay gun gay Rick 1862 01:35:01.199 --> 01:35:04.680 and Tom's gay weeny nice. I was I was just 1863 01:35:04.840 --> 01:35:09.039 I was just curious. I was just curious what y'all's 1864 01:35:09.239 --> 01:35:12.760 most frustrating to hear game criticism is. For example, I 1865 01:35:12.800 --> 01:35:15.840 really hate when people say nobody asked for this as 1866 01:35:15.880 --> 01:35:20.600 a point to describe something they don't like or that 1867 01:35:20.680 --> 01:35:23.880 they don't like, like fuckwad who asked for Expedition thirty three? 1868 01:35:23.960 --> 01:35:26.520 And a story like that who asked for Like, Yeah, 1869 01:35:26.680 --> 01:35:29.119 I see what you're saying. Artists about catering to a 1870 01:35:29.159 --> 01:35:31.279 group of requests and giving them what they wanted, about 1871 01:35:31.279 --> 01:35:34.680 giving them an experience they couldn't never I couldn't imagine love, y'all, 1872 01:35:35.640 --> 01:35:36.039 the one. 1873 01:35:35.920 --> 01:35:37.920 That bothers me the most is too hard. That shit 1874 01:35:38.079 --> 01:35:40.000 irks me. Bro Oh god, it kills me. 1875 01:35:40.560 --> 01:35:42.239 Oh really, what's up? What about it? 1876 01:35:42.600 --> 01:35:44.039 And when people say this is too hard, it's like, 1877 01:35:44.079 --> 01:35:45.520 well then it's maybe not for you, bitch. Get to 1878 01:35:45.560 --> 01:35:46.079 stop crying. 1879 01:35:46.760 --> 01:35:49.079 That's it. I think is difficult. 1880 01:35:49.159 --> 01:35:50.840 I understand what you're saying, but I also feel like 1881 01:35:50.880 --> 01:35:53.520 it depends because sometimes some things do need to be nerved. 1882 01:35:54.039 --> 01:35:55.319 Sometimes when things, when. 1883 01:35:55.159 --> 01:35:57.079 Things are broken, you fix them. 1884 01:35:57.159 --> 01:35:58.319 That. I always agree in. 1885 01:35:58.279 --> 01:36:00.000 That way, though, But like because at the same time, 1886 01:36:00.520 --> 01:36:03.399 somebody beat it. You know what I'm saying exactly. 1887 01:36:02.880 --> 01:36:04.119 Some people did. It's not for you. 1888 01:36:04.279 --> 01:36:06.920 Some people did beat it, but sometimes like not enough people, 1889 01:36:07.000 --> 01:36:08.039 so when they look at it, they look at the 1890 01:36:08.119 --> 01:36:12.319 data and they'll be like, oh, fucking three percent of 1891 01:36:12.319 --> 01:36:13.439 the players are beating this. 1892 01:36:13.880 --> 01:36:16.119 I should probably do something that's crazy. 1893 01:36:16.600 --> 01:36:19.479 That is crazy the main part of a game only 1894 01:36:20.680 --> 01:36:23.239 that people have beat it. It's like, what it's going 1895 01:36:23.439 --> 01:36:26.439 something's wrong here, you know, Like the fact they were 1896 01:36:26.520 --> 01:36:28.960 nerved Radon. I can't believe they nerved Radon. I think 1897 01:36:29.000 --> 01:36:31.680 the difficulty of that fight was such a huge, like 1898 01:36:32.600 --> 01:36:34.640 like a triumph for the game. Granted, I think like 1899 01:36:34.760 --> 01:36:36.520 I did it early and I was like, I really 1900 01:36:36.520 --> 01:36:38.800 did something, and I feel like people were like, I 1901 01:36:38.840 --> 01:36:39.600 can't do it. 1902 01:36:40.000 --> 01:36:42.000 So it might have been like, I guess I can. 1903 01:36:42.319 --> 01:36:44.039 I think they looked at the data and they were like, oh, 1904 01:36:44.359 --> 01:36:46.000 like as long as they reach a certain threshold. 1905 01:36:46.039 --> 01:36:49.880 I feel like fourteen people beat this, and it's like 1906 01:36:48.920 --> 01:36:53.720 Elvian ring has like an unusually high percentage of completion. 1907 01:36:53.840 --> 01:36:56.960 Though it was a phenomenon. 1908 01:36:56.399 --> 01:36:58.119 Man, because a lot of people. It drew a lot 1909 01:36:58.119 --> 01:36:58.439 of people. 1910 01:36:58.640 --> 01:37:01.720 Yeah, but that but that would dilute it. Actually, that 1911 01:37:01.760 --> 01:37:03.840 would be that would you'd be more likely to see 1912 01:37:04.199 --> 01:37:08.640 a lesser percentage of completion if there's more people involved, 1913 01:37:08.640 --> 01:37:10.279 because you would imagine that like the word of mouth 1914 01:37:10.279 --> 01:37:12.159 would have reached people who are like, oh, yeah, maybe 1915 01:37:12.159 --> 01:37:13.520 I like this, and then they try and then they're like, 1916 01:37:13.520 --> 01:37:16.279 oh this is not for me actually, so like it 1917 01:37:16.399 --> 01:37:19.439 really is it It benefits completion rates to actually be 1918 01:37:19.520 --> 01:37:22.720 like niche and like kind of hardcore, like like I agree. 1919 01:37:22.399 --> 01:37:25.000 With your point, I agree, but ken it the point 1920 01:37:25.159 --> 01:37:27.399 kind of I agree with that, Well, it's the point, Yeah, 1921 01:37:27.399 --> 01:37:29.279 I agree with it. But at the same time, it's 1922 01:37:29.319 --> 01:37:32.239 like I think that could also factor into why it's 1923 01:37:32.319 --> 01:37:33.600 high as well to I think a lot of people 1924 01:37:33.640 --> 01:37:34.640 probably do like it. 1925 01:37:34.920 --> 01:37:36.680 Well what I'm saying. What I'm saying is like it's 1926 01:37:36.720 --> 01:37:39.600 unusually high, Like I think ten percent of people have 1927 01:37:39.720 --> 01:37:43.399 platinum to that game. That's that which is which is like, 1928 01:37:43.520 --> 01:37:47.680 that's kind of that's incredibly unheard of, you know what 1929 01:37:47.760 --> 01:37:49.960 I feel. I feel like it's genuinely though. 1930 01:37:49.960 --> 01:37:53.239 Because of the streaming culture, there is many people who 1931 01:37:53.279 --> 01:37:56.000 would have quit a long time ago that made a 1932 01:37:56.000 --> 01:37:57.520 point to fucking complete the game. 1933 01:37:58.319 --> 01:38:00.399 There is a lot of information out there about it too, 1934 01:38:00.399 --> 01:38:02.520 that like if if you're stuck on something, like I've 1935 01:38:02.520 --> 01:38:04.399 played games where like I'll be stuck on something and 1936 01:38:04.399 --> 01:38:07.359 I'll look up like the wave in which I'm stuck 1937 01:38:07.399 --> 01:38:09.199 and there's no information about it, I'm like, all right, 1938 01:38:10.239 --> 01:38:12.560 early on, dude, Oh my god, that's the worst. That 1939 01:38:12.600 --> 01:38:14.960 doesn't make sense. You feel like something new and you're like, 1940 01:38:15.159 --> 01:38:16.439 there's no guides. 1941 01:38:16.760 --> 01:38:20.359 Fuck, you just have to figure it out. 1942 01:38:20.520 --> 01:38:25.000 Could you imagine that? Like you're genuinely real lost, You're like, yo, 1943 01:38:25.199 --> 01:38:27.359 I don't. When I was growing up, When I was 1944 01:38:27.399 --> 01:38:29.840 growing up, my head in the world. When I was 1945 01:38:29.840 --> 01:38:31.319 growing up, I had a lot of that man like 1946 01:38:31.359 --> 01:38:33.720 because I was just like adhd Man, like I just 1947 01:38:33.760 --> 01:38:36.960 like I could not I needed to focus so hard 1948 01:38:36.960 --> 01:38:38.640 to just get through a lot of games. And like 1949 01:38:39.640 --> 01:38:42.000 I didn't really know about guides until like way, I 1950 01:38:42.000 --> 01:38:46.000 didn't know about guides until probably like Prima the strategy guys, 1951 01:38:46.000 --> 01:38:48.399 I would see them at like GameStop or something. I 1952 01:38:48.399 --> 01:38:50.039 think maybe like two thousand and one. Two thousand and 1953 01:38:50.039 --> 01:38:52.479 two is when I started like, oh, you know you 1954 01:38:52.479 --> 01:38:54.359 can look things up. I didn't. I didn't know. 1955 01:38:54.479 --> 01:38:58.359 You're not a bash ahead against the wall kind of dude. 1956 01:38:58.399 --> 01:39:01.000 I it's it is. It has helped me get fear 1957 01:39:01.039 --> 01:39:03.359 in life when it comes to like learning like academics. 1958 01:39:03.359 --> 01:39:05.560 It's really helped me out a lot, but it also 1959 01:39:05.640 --> 01:39:08.359 makes me waste time as I won't. 1960 01:39:08.439 --> 01:39:09.520 Give up in a game. 1961 01:39:10.199 --> 01:39:14.159 I will play a game until it, like until genuinely 1962 01:39:14.199 --> 01:39:16.720 I perceive that I can't do it, my skills can't 1963 01:39:16.760 --> 01:39:19.760 do it. But every game that I find that it 1964 01:39:19.800 --> 01:39:23.000 is hard, I keep fighting. I keep fighting through it, 1965 01:39:23.000 --> 01:39:26.119 and I eventually beat it. Like I I genuinely cannot 1966 01:39:26.119 --> 01:39:28.199 remember the last game that was too hard for me 1967 01:39:28.279 --> 01:39:33.239 to be that I'm not that kind of guy, and it's. 1968 01:39:34.279 --> 01:39:36.680 I got to Malacath and I was like, nah, man. 1969 01:39:37.119 --> 01:39:39.159 Like Lily's watching me play Silk Song now when she's 1970 01:39:39.239 --> 01:39:41.399 like brother, because I'm not good. 1971 01:39:41.560 --> 01:39:43.760 That's what makes it even worse. I'm not even good 1972 01:39:43.760 --> 01:39:44.399 at that game. 1973 01:39:45.159 --> 01:39:48.439 And I'm just like she's like, honey, take a break, 1974 01:39:48.560 --> 01:39:51.079 like you're not You're not gonna get this tonight. And 1975 01:39:51.119 --> 01:39:53.800 I'm like shut up, and I keep playing again, and 1976 01:39:53.800 --> 01:39:56.039 she's like, honey, like, for real, take a break. 1977 01:39:56.359 --> 01:39:58.880 I know I am a bash my head against the 1978 01:39:58.920 --> 01:40:01.159 wall kind of guy like it, but I need to 1979 01:40:01.199 --> 01:40:04.000 be having fun also, and I do find that, like 1980 01:40:04.039 --> 01:40:05.600 there are certain games that get to a point where 1981 01:40:05.600 --> 01:40:07.920 like I'm just now I'm just having zero fun and 1982 01:40:08.000 --> 01:40:11.079 I'm just bashing my head. And now I'm like, this 1983 01:40:11.159 --> 01:40:13.079 is not if I'm not having fun, this is not 1984 01:40:13.119 --> 01:40:16.640 a useful use of my time. Yeah, I have I 1985 01:40:16.680 --> 01:40:20.359 have the real I have the real world with like 1986 01:40:20.520 --> 01:40:23.840 real responsibilities that are for no fun and stressing out. 1987 01:40:23.960 --> 01:40:26.680 Why am I going to spend my leisure time doing that? Yeah, 1988 01:40:26.680 --> 01:40:28.319 Like I'm alright with like a fifty to fifty mix, 1989 01:40:28.399 --> 01:40:31.560 right or even like a ninety ten, I'm still having 1990 01:40:31.560 --> 01:40:34.439 a little bit of fun. And it's but it's stressful, yeah, 1991 01:40:34.720 --> 01:40:36.359 but if it's like if it's just when I got 1992 01:40:36.399 --> 01:40:37.960 to malak At, that was the point where I was like, 1993 01:40:38.279 --> 01:40:42.680 I'm not having fun anymore. And I also know that 1994 01:40:42.920 --> 01:40:47.039 when I beat this boss, I will not feel anything 1995 01:40:47.039 --> 01:40:50.159 about it, like, and I got to that point, I 1996 01:40:50.159 --> 01:40:52.479 was just like, well now it's just extra pointless. Yeah. 1997 01:40:52.520 --> 01:40:55.479 So I played Eldering pretty extensively. I played, I prayed, 1998 01:40:55.520 --> 01:40:59.239 I like one hundred and eighty hours or something like that. Yeah, 1999 01:40:59.279 --> 01:41:02.359 but I was just like, there's definitely I be I mean, 2000 01:41:02.720 --> 01:41:05.520 I beat Millennia and that was like a fucking bitch. Yeah. 2001 01:41:06.239 --> 01:41:08.039 It gets to the point where it's like it's like 2002 01:41:08.079 --> 01:41:11.000 you gotta play cheap, like it's not even worth like 2003 01:41:11.199 --> 01:41:14.560 learning tech. It's like, how can I make this game 2004 01:41:14.720 --> 01:41:17.079 my bitch by breaking a mechanic. 2005 01:41:17.079 --> 01:41:20.359 Especially for like fun to fight where I'm like, yeah, 2006 01:41:19.920 --> 01:41:22.880 I might do something that's a little bit cheesy because 2007 01:41:23.520 --> 01:41:25.880 like to your point, Chris, I'm not actually having fun 2008 01:41:25.920 --> 01:41:30.039 with this sometimes, like I think about I really enjoy 2009 01:41:30.119 --> 01:41:31.439 I know I've talked about this to death, but I 2010 01:41:31.479 --> 01:41:33.319 talk about the Ring City and I feel like it 2011 01:41:33.359 --> 01:41:35.560 was like a perfect balance of difficulty because it was 2012 01:41:35.600 --> 01:41:37.279 at the time, that was like the hardest thing that 2013 01:41:37.399 --> 01:41:42.039 was out and but the progression of fighting, like say 2014 01:41:42.119 --> 01:41:45.119 Gail the final boss of the Ring City, it it 2015 01:41:45.279 --> 01:41:48.760 was so fun because of the different levels of it, 2016 01:41:49.239 --> 01:41:51.319 and dying in the different levels is like, okay, I'm 2017 01:41:51.319 --> 01:41:53.000 almost there, and then just I just got to get 2018 01:41:53.000 --> 01:41:55.640 these patterns down instead of it just being kind of 2019 01:41:55.680 --> 01:41:58.399 like a cheap way to fuck you up, like because 2020 01:41:58.399 --> 01:42:01.560 there's some bosses that just kind of have these absolute 2021 01:42:01.640 --> 01:42:03.960 one shot mechanics that fuck, I was slightly off it. 2022 01:42:03.960 --> 01:42:06.279 It just oh, all my progression is completely wipe. That's 2023 01:42:06.319 --> 01:42:07.079 so frustrating. 2024 01:42:07.760 --> 01:42:09.159 And every once in a while, like a lot of 2025 01:42:09.199 --> 01:42:10.520 these bosses have shit like that, I'm like, I don't 2026 01:42:10.560 --> 01:42:12.800 want to fuck with this thing because now I don't 2027 01:42:12.840 --> 01:42:15.720 feel like I'm having fun. And I know a lot 2028 01:42:15.760 --> 01:42:18.279 of bosses have that shit. But then a lot of. 2029 01:42:18.199 --> 01:42:20.880 Times it'll be kind of easy to evade and it's 2030 01:42:20.920 --> 01:42:24.159 like you just gotta just just pay attention, you'll be good, 2031 01:42:24.439 --> 01:42:27.039 and it's just you know, it's it's like that. So 2032 01:42:27.760 --> 01:42:30.760 again my time, of course, unfortunately my time saying that's 2033 01:42:30.800 --> 01:42:32.439 my big thing right now, I just can't. 2034 01:42:32.760 --> 01:42:36.119 Dedicate even when I know how to beat something. Sometimes 2035 01:42:36.159 --> 01:42:38.039 I know the prep is still gonna take a little 2036 01:42:38.079 --> 01:42:42.560 bit too long, especially I'm talking about like RPGs turn based, 2037 01:42:42.600 --> 01:42:45.000 particularly where I'm like, fuck, I got a prep for this, 2038 01:42:45.399 --> 01:42:47.079 and I just don't want to do it. 2039 01:42:47.279 --> 01:42:50.119 That's why my biggest phone RPGs is I don't run 2040 01:42:50.159 --> 01:42:54.840 from any fights. It sucks and it's rough, but I 2041 01:42:54.880 --> 01:42:56.399 just don't run from fights. And by the time I 2042 01:42:56.439 --> 01:42:58.159 get to the end of the game, I'm like, all right, cool, 2043 01:42:58.600 --> 01:43:03.079 if really strong, but it's still really shit not running 2044 01:43:03.119 --> 01:43:05.119 from any fights in a whole game. 2045 01:43:05.319 --> 01:43:07.239 And that is just like I will say about the 2046 01:43:07.239 --> 01:43:12.079 traditional JRPGs, if you grind enough, if you do do enough, 2047 01:43:12.760 --> 01:43:15.359 you can still they will allow you to beat their 2048 01:43:15.399 --> 01:43:19.960 bosses at the high the harder later stages versus there's 2049 01:43:19.960 --> 01:43:22.399 a lot of things that I play now where they're like, 2050 01:43:22.520 --> 01:43:26.359 you can't just be ope. You have to do certain things. 2051 01:43:26.359 --> 01:43:29.800 You have to you have to disable this buff. There's 2052 01:43:29.840 --> 01:43:30.960 only certain ways to beat it. 2053 01:43:31.039 --> 01:43:35.000 Like there's this boss I say, this is Boston Raid, 2054 01:43:35.640 --> 01:43:38.680 this is the Sand Devil Necropolis that you have to 2055 01:43:38.840 --> 01:43:41.800 have a sleep buff the only way or it'll one 2056 01:43:41.840 --> 01:43:43.439 shot you if you don't sleep it. It will one 2057 01:43:43.479 --> 01:43:45.720 shot you you can't. At the highest level, you cannot. 2058 01:43:46.159 --> 01:43:48.800 So if you don't have any sleep Champion, Hero of 2059 01:43:48.800 --> 01:43:52.720 the Champions, you're fucked. And that's bullshit. I hate that. 2060 01:43:53.319 --> 01:43:55.359 And it's one of those things where it's like you 2061 01:43:55.479 --> 01:43:59.479 have to strategize otherwise you can't just muscle your way 2062 01:43:59.479 --> 01:44:01.680 through it unless you you know you're you have a 2063 01:44:01.680 --> 01:44:03.640 million dollar account, Like I just saw this cunt. I 2064 01:44:03.640 --> 01:44:05.079 saw a cunt that's been a million dollars in a 2065 01:44:05.079 --> 01:44:05.479 fucking game. 2066 01:44:05.479 --> 01:44:07.840 Can you believe that? That is so crazy? Can you 2067 01:44:07.880 --> 01:44:11.800 fucking believe that? Oh my god, it's the craziest hey man, 2068 01:44:12.079 --> 01:44:13.000 crazy thing ever. 2069 01:44:12.880 --> 01:44:15.239 Saying, Hey, if if you know what, like. 2070 01:44:16.720 --> 01:44:18.840 I don't know, man, let's make a let's make a 2071 01:44:18.880 --> 01:44:23.279 fucking Raid Shadow Legends fucking game. Let's a garbage, fucking dude. 2072 01:44:23.439 --> 01:44:28.000 There's a guy that started off making Raid content and 2073 01:44:28.159 --> 01:44:30.640 he's now two to three years into development and next 2074 01:44:30.720 --> 01:44:32.840 year is going to launch his own game called god Forge. 2075 01:44:33.319 --> 01:44:36.520 He was like, fuck this game. I mean, I like 2076 01:44:36.560 --> 01:44:38.840 it because it gave me a career and shit, but 2077 01:44:38.960 --> 01:44:42.119 also I'm gonna make a way better game. And so 2078 01:44:42.119 --> 01:44:44.640 he's just gonna make because they make so much money, 2079 01:44:44.640 --> 01:44:47.039 And I'm like, this is pissing me off because I know. 2080 01:44:47.439 --> 01:44:49.359 We could do a better job, except for if we 2081 01:44:49.439 --> 01:44:52.800 hired people. They have brilliant people working for them, if 2082 01:44:52.840 --> 01:44:54.600 you know what I mean. But then they also have 2083 01:44:54.640 --> 01:44:56.680 the predatory mechanics, and I'm like, well, we can just 2084 01:44:56.720 --> 01:44:59.479 make a good game if in outside of this ship 2085 01:44:59.560 --> 01:45:02.079 in a parent that's what they're doing. I'm like, I 2086 01:45:02.079 --> 01:45:05.960 can't believe this asshole got tens of millions of dollars 2087 01:45:06.000 --> 01:45:08.439 in investments off of playing Ray Shadow Ledges. What the 2088 01:45:08.439 --> 01:45:11.439 fuck is happening of this world? It's a wild world, man. 2089 01:45:12.600 --> 01:45:15.800 But as far as criticisms that like, oh right, right, 2090 01:45:15.880 --> 01:45:18.119 game criticisms, like the one for me is like, oh 2091 01:45:18.159 --> 01:45:21.399 this is repetitive, That's fine because that's what a game is. 2092 01:45:21.600 --> 01:45:24.760 That's what I mean, like, and I understand that, Like 2093 01:45:24.840 --> 01:45:27.199 there are games that feel repetitive that don't do a 2094 01:45:27.239 --> 01:45:31.680 good job of like masking that repetitiveness. And I understand that, 2095 01:45:31.680 --> 01:45:34.239 and I understand that's what people are saying. Like I 2096 01:45:34.319 --> 01:45:36.680 saw somebody like I think recently it was just like, 2097 01:45:36.720 --> 01:45:43.199 oh man, uh, our Raators is repetitive, and it's like, yes, yeah, 2098 01:45:43.359 --> 01:45:46.560 it's a multiple it's a multiplayer game, or it's a 2099 01:45:46.560 --> 01:45:51.239 game period. So like, yeah, I don't know what to 2100 01:45:51.279 --> 01:45:53.119 tell you. Really, like the whole the whole point is 2101 01:45:53.159 --> 01:45:55.560 that you're doing the same things over and over again, 2102 01:45:56.600 --> 01:45:58.680 and it's fun to do it because it never happens 2103 01:45:58.680 --> 01:46:00.359 and even though it's the same things that you're doing, 2104 01:46:00.840 --> 01:46:05.199 things never foll unfold in the exact same way. That's 2105 01:46:05.279 --> 01:46:08.359 the fun of it. Different environments, different whatever. That's the 2106 01:46:08.399 --> 01:46:10.760 repetitive nature. That's everything is repetitive in a game. 2107 01:46:10.800 --> 01:46:13.119 It's a game, you know, you're not playing a game 2108 01:46:13.159 --> 01:46:16.880 that's an FPS real time shooter j RPG freaking. 2109 01:46:18.680 --> 01:46:23.520 In one all the Xbox One video game. That's that's 2110 01:46:23.760 --> 01:46:25.520 I think in my opinion, that's like the strength of 2111 01:46:25.560 --> 01:46:28.560 multiplayer games though, is that because it relies on the 2112 01:46:28.600 --> 01:46:30.680 actions of other people, Like you're never really going to 2113 01:46:30.720 --> 01:46:33.359 have the same like you get you you you play 2114 01:46:33.359 --> 01:46:36.920 through a single player game like in a multitude of 2115 01:46:36.920 --> 01:46:40.239 different ways, and there's probably like a like a pretty 2116 01:46:40.479 --> 01:46:43.960 insane amount of different ways that could go. Yes, But 2117 01:46:44.079 --> 01:46:46.319 like I'm like, I've not played a single match of 2118 01:46:46.359 --> 01:46:49.079 anything multiplayer wise that's been exactly the same as a 2119 01:46:49.079 --> 01:46:51.039 previous one. Yeah, you know what I mean, that's the 2120 01:46:51.039 --> 01:46:53.479 idea behind no, no, you go. 2121 01:46:53.960 --> 01:46:56.039 Oh, just so, that's the idea behind like saying most 2122 01:46:56.079 --> 01:47:00.000 of the world enjoys sports, that's the idea behind sports. 2123 01:47:00.279 --> 01:47:02.159 They're literally doing the same thing. But it's like, how 2124 01:47:02.239 --> 01:47:05.520 is it gonna happen this time? And so like multiplayer 2125 01:47:05.560 --> 01:47:08.359 games or even you play your single player games, you're 2126 01:47:08.399 --> 01:47:10.199 gonna play in a different difficulty, you're gonna play in 2127 01:47:10.239 --> 01:47:13.000 a different set, you're gonna do different things. But at 2128 01:47:13.039 --> 01:47:15.119 the end of the day, you're hack and slashing your 2129 01:47:15.199 --> 01:47:17.680 fucking mashing buttons, you're shooting people, Like what. 2130 01:47:17.600 --> 01:47:18.760 The fuck, it's fun. 2131 01:47:19.560 --> 01:47:22.399 Like you said, they didn't do a good job masking it, 2132 01:47:22.880 --> 01:47:24.159 And that's they're definitely games. 2133 01:47:23.960 --> 01:47:25.479 That I play that dude, that do not do a 2134 01:47:25.479 --> 01:47:29.039 good job of masking it. Yeah, I mean absolutely, But 2135 01:47:29.119 --> 01:47:31.840 I feel like most games I play here. That's the 2136 01:47:31.840 --> 01:47:34.760 thing too. It's like the games that people call bad 2137 01:47:34.840 --> 01:47:39.000 now are just like these would have blown everybody's minds, 2138 01:47:39.239 --> 01:47:41.520 you know what I mean, like in like twenty ten 2139 01:47:41.600 --> 01:47:46.159 or whatever, right, it would have been fucking outrageous. But yeah, 2140 01:47:46.199 --> 01:47:53.960 at that point anyways, uh, I think that's probably good. 2141 01:47:54.319 --> 01:47:57.399 I agree what are we at an hour forty seven? 2142 01:47:57.479 --> 01:48:00.279 That's yeah, I think we can. Probably it will save 2143 01:48:00.359 --> 01:48:06.319 these for next time. Hell yeah brother, Hell yeah brother, 2144 01:48:07.399 --> 01:48:11.479 let's bounce. We're gonna leada brother. We're gonna end our 2145 01:48:11.520 --> 01:48:16.199 show by reading our twenty five dollars and up patrons. 2146 01:48:17.520 --> 01:48:19.279 Thank you all for supporting. Remember you can go over 2147 01:48:19.279 --> 01:48:21.640 to Patreonic comp slash a snark tank and you toss 2148 01:48:21.640 --> 01:48:24.800 over a couple bucks over there. Watch exclusive episodes, early 2149 01:48:24.840 --> 01:48:28.520 ad free access, all that stuff. You can ask a question, 2150 01:48:28.560 --> 01:48:30.279 you can have a write in, you can make me 2151 01:48:30.319 --> 01:48:31.560 read your name at the end of the show, all 2152 01:48:31.600 --> 01:48:34.399 sorts of little silly things. We're gonna have a We're 2153 01:48:34.399 --> 01:48:40.159 gonna have a voicemail tear a voice call in voicemail thing. 2154 01:48:40.680 --> 01:48:42.680 Also going to auction off chris limbs. Are going to 2155 01:48:42.760 --> 01:48:45.359 auction off each one of Chris's limbs. It's gonna be 2156 01:48:45.399 --> 01:48:46.000 really cheap. 2157 01:48:46.039 --> 01:48:46.479 You don't got it. 2158 01:48:46.479 --> 01:48:48.680 You don't really gotta bring much money. If you bring 2159 01:48:48.760 --> 01:48:51.399 seventy five dollars, you are probably gonna get most of 2160 01:48:51.399 --> 01:48:55.479 his body. All right, Well, well you can't really how 2161 01:48:55.560 --> 01:48:56.199 much auction is? 2162 01:48:56.279 --> 01:48:56.399 Right? 2163 01:48:56.439 --> 01:48:57.359 Does an auction keep you going? 2164 01:48:57.479 --> 01:48:59.680 You can't. Whoever seventy five. 2165 01:48:59.720 --> 01:49:02.560 First, someone just gotta say it real fast that. 2166 01:49:02.640 --> 01:49:07.880 Somebody's like, that's the first one is seventy five? Gets it? 2167 01:49:07.920 --> 01:49:14.840 Oh seventy five? It's like you wit you ever? That sucks. 2168 01:49:16.000 --> 01:49:17.399 There's been to an auction? I want to do? Want 2169 01:49:17.399 --> 01:49:19.239 to go to one? Mmm? 2170 01:49:19.840 --> 01:49:20.960 I want to go to one of the auctions for 2171 01:49:21.039 --> 01:49:23.000 the auction off, like these really expensive cars they like 2172 01:49:23.000 --> 01:49:25.880 take off drug dealers and stuff ten million, Like I 2173 01:49:25.880 --> 01:49:27.640 don't know why people don't go to those more often. 2174 01:49:27.920 --> 01:49:30.479 It's like, just go to those and get and get 2175 01:49:30.479 --> 01:49:32.279 a fucking what happened though? 2176 01:49:32.279 --> 01:49:34.600 When you say like you go way crazy and then 2177 01:49:34.680 --> 01:49:36.840 what you just say, oh, never mind, like you know, and. 2178 01:49:36.840 --> 01:49:39.640 Then no, it's a binding contract. I think. I think 2179 01:49:39.640 --> 01:49:43.920 it's I think something happened. You can't break your legs. Yeah, yeah, 2180 01:49:43.960 --> 01:49:45.119 they shoot you and they kill you. 2181 01:49:46.039 --> 01:49:48.279 I think, like you with a gun. 2182 01:49:48.840 --> 01:49:52.520 If you go like all right, wants this car going 2183 01:49:52.520 --> 01:49:55.680 for three thousand, three thousand, five hundred, three thousand, five hundred, 2184 01:49:55.680 --> 01:49:57.880 three thousand, five undreds, like five five thousand, five thousand, 2185 01:49:57.920 --> 01:50:03.920 and somebody goes sixty billion, You're like, oh, well, get 2186 01:50:03.960 --> 01:50:07.039 out a billions, all give me the Money's billions. So 2187 01:50:07.359 --> 01:50:11.039 you know it right now, right now, we're gonna poses you. 2188 01:50:11.079 --> 01:50:12.319 We're gonna posess You're gonna. 2189 01:50:12.880 --> 01:50:16.079 In your face. It is eclipsing your entire face right 2190 01:50:16.159 --> 01:50:18.760 now than you're basically a can. 2191 01:50:20.239 --> 01:50:21.159 You're hearing in it. 2192 01:50:22.000 --> 01:50:25.439 It's a gun, but it's actually the size of a cannon. 2193 01:50:26.560 --> 01:50:33.439 If I had if I had a superpower, it would 2194 01:50:33.479 --> 01:50:37.399 be if I had a superpower, that would be how 2195 01:50:37.399 --> 01:50:39.359 I would like. It would be like being able to 2196 01:50:39.600 --> 01:50:42.439 speak through other people, and I would just sit in 2197 01:50:42.520 --> 01:50:49.079 the back of auctions and just make people bid absurd amount. 2198 01:50:49.239 --> 01:50:49.960 That's so rude. 2199 01:50:50.560 --> 01:50:54.399 I like the idea if you can possess everyone and 2200 01:50:54.560 --> 01:50:59.079 make like really expensive ship self for like pennies essentially. 2201 01:50:59.520 --> 01:51:03.199 Oh yeah, they just lose all this money. Like what 2202 01:51:03.399 --> 01:51:05.760 the fuck, guys, are you just controlling or you just 2203 01:51:05.800 --> 01:51:08.119 control the auctioneer and just like these are good offer. 2204 01:51:08.159 --> 01:51:09.399 So I was just gonna give it to that guy 2205 01:51:09.399 --> 01:51:10.199 who didn't say anything. 2206 01:51:12.680 --> 01:51:14.840 What's crazy that the idea of being able to control 2207 01:51:14.840 --> 01:51:16.399 people like that. It's fine, Like you take control of 2208 01:51:16.479 --> 01:51:18.600 somebody that's like about to sign a bill for something, 2209 01:51:18.720 --> 01:51:19.439 and it's be like no. 2210 01:51:19.960 --> 01:51:22.439 No, don't just eat it crumbled up and eat it. 2211 01:51:23.800 --> 01:51:27.560 We're going to make I don't know, healthcare free, and 2212 01:51:27.920 --> 01:51:30.159 the presidents then Trump's like I didn't mean to say 2213 01:51:30.279 --> 01:51:31.760 night oops, and he already signs it. 2214 01:51:31.880 --> 01:51:34.960 And it's like, you take control the whole Senate. Just 2215 01:51:35.000 --> 01:51:37.079 make them do something like that, make them all backflip 2216 01:51:37.119 --> 01:51:38.840 off the Golden gate bridge. What are you talking about? 2217 01:51:38.880 --> 01:51:42.479 That's it's sane talking about same level skill. 2218 01:51:43.000 --> 01:51:45.199 But I don't I don't disagree with it, but like 2219 01:51:45.279 --> 01:51:46.319 I think it's still insane. 2220 01:51:46.479 --> 01:51:50.520 But that's crazy. 2221 01:51:50.760 --> 01:51:52.439 You're like, yeah, I'm gonna make somebody I really don't 2222 01:51:52.520 --> 01:51:54.000 like jump into the tiger pit and. 2223 01:51:54.479 --> 01:51:56.279 They'll they'll they'll understand after a while. 2224 01:51:56.279 --> 01:51:58.600 But Gaul, they'll be like, oh the people, I'll make 2225 01:51:58.680 --> 01:52:01.640 somebody like sign or vote for like a good bill, 2226 01:52:01.720 --> 01:52:04.039 like oh, universal health care. They didn't flip off the 2227 01:52:04.279 --> 01:52:06.399 you know, the bridge, and then someone who would have 2228 01:52:06.439 --> 01:52:08.159 voted no, they got possessed and they flipped off the 2229 01:52:08.199 --> 01:52:11.079 bridge and they start to understand, oh, I need to 2230 01:52:11.239 --> 01:52:13.399 vote for policy. 2231 01:52:13.600 --> 01:52:18.680 This niggas literally like literally to death. Though, what if 2232 01:52:18.720 --> 01:52:21.199 you wrote, like what if you wrote like a blanket 2233 01:52:21.239 --> 01:52:23.880 statement like you were like, I wonder, like I'm getting 2234 01:52:23.920 --> 01:52:26.119 one guy what if I write like a bigger group, 2235 01:52:26.279 --> 01:52:26.960 like what happens? 2236 01:52:27.119 --> 01:52:32.039 You write like I don't know, like berries and every Barry. 2237 01:52:31.920 --> 01:52:36.760 Dies, every planet dies. You're like, isn't that how it 2238 01:52:36.800 --> 01:52:39.760 should work? It's not get do let's read the names. 2239 01:52:39.880 --> 01:52:42.720 It's because it's your name. It's it's something stupid. But 2240 01:52:42.800 --> 01:52:44.720 what if you change your name and you write do 2241 01:52:44.720 --> 01:52:46.079 you write the previous person's name? 2242 01:52:46.239 --> 01:52:46.840 You did not work? 2243 01:52:46.960 --> 01:52:52.239 It's it's stupid, it's stupid. It's it is a stupid 2244 01:52:52.279 --> 01:52:55.159 cartoon show that Penis we we and in some guy 2245 01:52:55.359 --> 01:53:00.479 Penis we We found ripped a real person this we Wei? 2246 01:53:00.560 --> 01:53:02.319 Where would they live? What kind of name is that? 2247 01:53:02.680 --> 01:53:08.960 I don't know? Belgium? Yeah, is this real? What's what's 2248 01:53:09.039 --> 01:53:11.520 name is? What is what's is his demon's name? Again? 2249 01:53:14.600 --> 01:53:16.479 It's like, bro, Penis Wee, he was a good guy. 2250 01:53:19.399 --> 01:53:23.319 Dude that was fucked up? Eats an apple. Yeah he 2251 01:53:23.439 --> 01:53:27.159 fucking smokes the fucking he takes a hit through the apple. Man, 2252 01:53:27.199 --> 01:53:35.920 it's fucked up. Bro out of here. Yeah he's eating 2253 01:53:35.960 --> 01:53:40.079 an apple. You just smoked up. You're funked up. Like, 2254 01:53:42.119 --> 01:53:44.000 I mean, I've known the whole time, but like this 2255 01:53:44.199 --> 01:53:47.520 is this is really bad you're looking up Chris, What 2256 01:53:47.600 --> 01:53:49.840 the what's going on? Oh? No, that I was just 2257 01:53:49.920 --> 01:53:53.640 like seeing, Uh it's it's political ship. It's like, Hakeem 2258 01:53:53.720 --> 01:53:59.359 Jeffries something is he crying now? He voted no today 2259 01:53:59.680 --> 01:54:02.119 literally at like ten or like eleven. He was like, 2260 01:54:02.359 --> 01:54:04.840 I guess there was like in a session of Congress 2261 01:54:04.880 --> 01:54:08.840 where there was a vote question on a vote question 2262 01:54:09.000 --> 01:54:11.600 on agreeing to the resolution, and the resolution is denouncing 2263 01:54:11.640 --> 01:54:15.119 the horrors of socialism, and he says yes. It's like, 2264 01:54:15.199 --> 01:54:17.840 what are you saying? Did you guys see the thing 2265 01:54:17.880 --> 01:54:20.840 about the uh the it's a weird thing. Why like 2266 01:54:20.880 --> 01:54:22.680 why structure were being like, I want to pass it. 2267 01:54:22.720 --> 01:54:27.039 I want to let's have an official resolution do it? Uh? 2268 01:54:28.119 --> 01:54:31.119 Disagree with Nick Quentin. It's like what he wasted fucking money. 2269 01:54:31.479 --> 01:54:33.119 I can't believe we pay people to do this ship 2270 01:54:33.640 --> 01:54:33.920 for real? 2271 01:54:34.000 --> 01:54:34.600 Do you guys see that. 2272 01:54:36.279 --> 01:54:37.680 Working over it? Backflips. 2273 01:54:38.079 --> 01:54:41.880 I'm telling you they are trying to remove the noose 2274 01:54:42.039 --> 01:54:47.680 and the swastika from our visual Yeah, from is that real? 2275 01:54:48.119 --> 01:54:48.359 Yeah? 2276 01:54:48.520 --> 01:54:50.920 I no longer consider Yeah, the swatsk and the nows 2277 01:54:50.920 --> 01:54:54.479 of hate symbol. It is like it's too divisive, it's 2278 01:54:54.720 --> 01:54:58.199 possibly what is it called divisive. I forgot what they're 2279 01:54:58.199 --> 01:54:59.960 classifying it as now potentially divisive. 2280 01:55:00.000 --> 01:55:02.359 Thank you, thank you, thank you. Oh great, yeah, I 2281 01:55:02.439 --> 01:55:05.079 was to denounce socialism, guys. We got to denounce the 2282 01:55:05.159 --> 01:55:08.359 fire department and the police department and the libraries and 2283 01:55:08.800 --> 01:55:11.399 the library and all the other fucking things that we 2284 01:55:11.640 --> 01:55:15.079 actively and and and and it's and public school. And 2285 01:55:15.720 --> 01:55:17.640 how about how about charity? Charity? 2286 01:55:17.720 --> 01:55:20.560 How about charity? Let's list denounce charity because charity socialism too, 2287 01:55:21.199 --> 01:55:21.479 it is. 2288 01:55:22.279 --> 01:55:24.479 So so so does the denounce taxes? 2289 01:55:24.560 --> 01:55:27.359 You know, well, because every Christian hates paying taxes, so 2290 01:55:27.399 --> 01:55:29.640 it is denounce taxes. I don't like paying taxes either. 2291 01:55:30.720 --> 01:55:32.239 I mean, I have no problem playing taxes when they 2292 01:55:32.319 --> 01:55:33.960 go towards the good stuff. 2293 01:55:34.119 --> 01:55:37.079 Right, But they don't. They don't, they don't. That's kind 2294 01:55:37.079 --> 01:55:39.399 of the issue, is that, like, I don't mind, I 2295 01:55:39.439 --> 01:55:41.600 would not mind necessarily paying taxes. If I knew that 2296 01:55:41.600 --> 01:55:42.720 I could just go to the doctor and not have 2297 01:55:42.800 --> 01:55:43.359 to worry. 2298 01:55:43.439 --> 01:55:45.520 I'd pay more taxes by no children were being fed. 2299 01:55:45.560 --> 01:55:49.720 Actually in a country, pay more taxes easily. 2300 01:55:50.359 --> 01:55:53.680 Anyway, Let's let's read the names before I've frustrated the hell. 2301 01:55:53.680 --> 01:55:56.079 I mean, I'm like, what a stupid waste of time. 2302 01:55:56.960 --> 01:55:59.239 These people vote on that like to denounce the horrors 2303 01:55:59.279 --> 01:56:02.039 of socialism. Suck dick kiss out of here, get them out. 2304 01:56:03.000 --> 01:56:09.640 Can we either kill the firefighters? Actually they're dangerous. They 2305 01:56:09.720 --> 01:56:11.760 actually start executing the firefighters. 2306 01:56:12.359 --> 01:56:13.199 That's crazy. 2307 01:56:14.039 --> 01:56:17.880 They start, they start burning every dalmation they find. I 2308 01:56:18.000 --> 01:56:20.479 wonder how firefighters feel because they are they I would 2309 01:56:20.560 --> 01:56:22.880 imagine that most of them are probably conservative. I feel 2310 01:56:22.920 --> 01:56:24.720 like a good deal of them likely, but they are 2311 01:56:24.800 --> 01:56:27.680 a part of an inherently socialist kind of machine. I 2312 01:56:27.720 --> 01:56:31.640 wonder if they, like, i'd be curious a cop. Have 2313 01:56:31.760 --> 01:56:33.600 you spoke to a copy what do you mean list? 2314 01:56:33.960 --> 01:56:34.479 That's what I mean. 2315 01:56:34.520 --> 01:56:36.520 It's like, that's what's so confusing about it. So they're 2316 01:56:36.520 --> 01:56:38.479 basically like those dudes that are d l you know, 2317 01:56:38.520 --> 01:56:41.319 they're on the down low. That like, they're clearly gay, 2318 01:56:41.479 --> 01:56:43.920 but they're on the download. So if you accuse them 2319 01:56:43.960 --> 01:56:46.000 of being gay, they'll kill you. And I feel like 2320 01:56:46.039 --> 01:56:46.720 that's the same thing. 2321 01:56:46.800 --> 01:56:47.880 So like, if you call. 2322 01:56:50.520 --> 01:56:53.159 You call the firefighters, socials will probably set you on fire, 2323 01:56:53.399 --> 01:56:54.920 you know, because he's really good at it. 2324 01:56:55.079 --> 01:56:58.880 He probably he'll say fight and you're burst in the flames. 2325 01:57:00.079 --> 01:57:03.720 Calm down buddy with my friends. Shut up, firefighter, I'm 2326 01:57:03.760 --> 01:57:08.239 gonna kill you. I'm killing you slow right, doesn't he 2327 01:57:08.279 --> 01:57:12.399 say that or something? Yeah? I love that. You know 2328 01:57:12.520 --> 01:57:16.880 that Derek the woody the woody rat where he's talking 2329 01:57:16.880 --> 01:57:22.000 about killing everybody. Buzz I don't know. I don't think so. Actually, 2330 01:57:22.600 --> 01:57:24.279 let me share this with you because I think it's 2331 01:57:24.319 --> 01:57:34.640 worth it. Shut up, buzz I'm gonna kill you. This 2332 01:57:34.720 --> 01:57:37.640 is the this is the this is the chorus. You 2333 01:57:37.680 --> 01:57:41.600 think firefighters are practicing power matchers. Yeah, here you go 2334 01:57:43.359 --> 01:57:46.000 there learning the fight out. I know, but don't you 2335 01:57:46.039 --> 01:57:48.239 have to since you understand like fire. 2336 01:57:48.119 --> 01:57:51.199 Chat like a witch, you gotta become you gotta become 2337 01:57:51.239 --> 01:57:52.800 a moster to stop exactly? 2338 01:57:52.920 --> 01:57:53.239 Isn't that. 2339 01:57:55.199 --> 01:57:57.159 What's the ritual to become a firefighter. 2340 01:57:57.439 --> 01:57:59.920 I gotta become I gotta become a fire to kill. 2341 01:58:00.199 --> 01:58:03.239 Survive big set on fire? To become a firefighter? 2342 01:58:06.000 --> 01:58:06.880 Did it? Would you go through? 2343 01:58:07.119 --> 01:58:08.640 Because if you survived, then all of a sudden, you 2344 01:58:08.720 --> 01:58:12.039 have the powers of you you're a pyromtter, I guess, 2345 01:58:12.359 --> 01:58:14.960 but you're possibly undead too, I don't really understand what works. 2346 01:58:15.399 --> 01:58:19.079 Well, then you're also like extremely burned, you know. 2347 01:58:21.439 --> 01:58:23.000 I love this song. It's so stupid. 2348 01:58:25.880 --> 01:58:28.760 I'm gonna fight you. Gotta fight fire with fire. Then 2349 01:58:28.800 --> 01:58:30.359 he bursts into flames and dies. 2350 01:58:32.159 --> 01:58:38.920 I'm gonna kill you. I'm killing you. Slow. He's gonna 2351 01:58:39.000 --> 01:58:43.680 kill Andy Slow, dude. It's so stupid. This was all 2352 01:58:43.760 --> 01:58:48.399 over my page for a while. It's sucking at so anyway, 2353 01:58:49.359 --> 01:58:59.359 it's dumb. Anyway, count me down, three two one. There's 2354 01:58:59.399 --> 01:59:03.279 a spoof are about a giant sperm called Wadzilla. It's 2355 01:59:03.319 --> 01:59:06.560 a parody of Godzilla. Put the pen in my boga. 2356 01:59:06.760 --> 01:59:11.000 I'm sure someone's done it before. President Yawie confirmed Yippie 2357 01:59:11.920 --> 01:59:13.960 Big Chrissy a company. I was trying to figure out 2358 01:59:13.960 --> 01:59:15.760 how to get in contact with the other transformed snark 2359 01:59:15.800 --> 01:59:22.640 tank patrons. Hmmm, Miss t Lamone, God's favorite feenboy, Malik Berry, 2360 01:59:23.359 --> 01:59:28.760 the Omniliberal anal Footcake Cobeba, my friend Lewis d lifted 2361 01:59:28.800 --> 01:59:33.760 one hundred and eighty kgs. Call him gay please, gay 2362 01:59:33.800 --> 01:59:39.119 boy Farty Michael bay sneezing on young Colin and vaporizing him. 2363 01:59:39.640 --> 01:59:44.800 The Dark Passenger saying well that was fun. After monotonous, monotonously, 2364 01:59:44.840 --> 01:59:46.720 after finishing a video game, I paid too much for 2365 01:59:47.760 --> 01:59:51.479 a Genie asked me if I wanted perfect memory or 2366 01:59:51.560 --> 01:59:54.479 to turn all of Sween's blood into bacon greeze. And 2367 01:59:54.600 --> 02:00:00.319 I can't remember what I chose. Watch Out Guys, masad Oh, 2368 02:00:00.359 --> 02:00:01.880 I get it because he like he chose the one. 2369 02:00:02.720 --> 02:00:08.119 Yeah, nice, Chris, keep going going watching. 2370 02:00:12.199 --> 02:00:14.359 Watch Out Guys with solder places, people with pedal clones 2371 02:00:14.359 --> 02:00:16.199 getting June out of twenty five dollars by two big 2372 02:00:16.520 --> 02:00:19.319 sexually big black Israelites and a light skin twink Delta. 2373 02:00:19.399 --> 02:00:22.119 Gamma literally fed this toddler last week. Why is it 2374 02:00:22.199 --> 02:00:24.039 still crying, Climbie? That's Squire the third? Why are so 2375 02:00:24.079 --> 02:00:25.680 many Indians white supremacists on Twitter? 2376 02:00:28.560 --> 02:00:30.279 It's a frightening amount. It is a it is a 2377 02:00:30.359 --> 02:00:32.960 frightening amount. It's like, this is what is happening here. 2378 02:00:33.119 --> 02:00:36.159 They haven't broken away from the fucking influence of Britain. 2379 02:00:36.239 --> 02:00:36.399 Man. 2380 02:00:37.359 --> 02:00:40.439 It is fucking crazy man, God bless. Have you seen 2381 02:00:40.479 --> 02:00:44.279 all the failed Indian parkour videos? Yes, I actually have, 2382 02:00:45.039 --> 02:00:49.319 I have, Yes, the one when I got motherfucker like 2383 02:00:49.399 --> 02:00:53.600 that one was crazy. He axe kicked that guy. That 2384 02:00:53.680 --> 02:00:55.279 guy had a headache afterwards. 2385 02:00:57.560 --> 02:01:00.159 H a. 2386 02:01:02.520 --> 02:01:06.079 Oh weird that like that echoed interesting? That was that 2387 02:01:06.279 --> 02:01:10.880 was very bizarre. I thought you had like a soundboard 2388 02:01:10.960 --> 02:01:11.279 or something. 2389 02:01:12.359 --> 02:01:15.159 No, we need one, though Derek has three soundboards. 2390 02:01:15.239 --> 02:01:17.000 That would be cool. I think there's a way to 2391 02:01:17.119 --> 02:01:20.319 I think I'm sure I could figure that out, implement it. Yeah. Actually, 2392 02:01:20.520 --> 02:01:26.159 the the thing Zoom has some I knew the Zoom has. 2393 02:01:26.800 --> 02:01:29.119 We can probably program that ship not against uh the 2394 02:01:29.239 --> 02:01:32.119 idea of company trans night Uri, I'm going to kill 2395 02:01:32.119 --> 02:01:34.159 the president with a mortary. Did you bang blonde blazer 2396 02:01:34.239 --> 02:01:37.279 or in visa bitch? A lot of people asking me, uh, 2397 02:01:37.439 --> 02:01:40.720 A lot of people ask me Tokyo six sualle, Where 2398 02:01:40.760 --> 02:01:41.520 did you get your name? 2399 02:01:42.680 --> 02:01:42.800 Uh? 2400 02:01:44.000 --> 02:01:47.439 Elder scrolls, elves called red guards enoi the only only 2401 02:01:47.520 --> 02:01:50.000 the gayest will suck guys blow me a gay by 2402 02:01:50.079 --> 02:01:54.600 gape him. Benjamin Emma Vigland calling Tim Poole the N word, 2403 02:01:55.600 --> 02:01:58.920 are the r beater, Young Colin throwing saw blades at 2404 02:01:59.039 --> 02:02:03.159 other children. He's literally Mega man stroking my ship to 2405 02:02:03.319 --> 02:02:07.880 Rick Blackman's videos, Old Chris cutting steaks from swens marbled girth. 2406 02:02:09.359 --> 02:02:19.239 Nice crazy sentence, but Zerber Bros Bang bus sized venus, 2407 02:02:19.359 --> 02:02:23.680 reckless rhino the sloker two yso dirty sped Ward Spedward 2408 02:02:23.800 --> 02:02:27.439 crayon hands, Vane the cock Johnson, my sleep paralysis demon 2409 02:02:27.479 --> 02:02:30.119 is nor McDonald bayonetting a French soldier with a bad 2410 02:02:30.199 --> 02:02:32.880 dragon toy, old man spaghetti nuts. I pay hookers to 2411 02:02:32.960 --> 02:02:35.000 wear a mask of Donald Trump with a hole cut 2412 02:02:35.039 --> 02:02:37.760 out of the mouth. Highly recommend Domo Nation. I've built 2413 02:02:37.840 --> 02:02:41.319 the coum thrower coming for you. Swing. Keep your eyes open. 2414 02:02:42.199 --> 02:02:44.920 Derek not Chavin is innocent, has free him round eyed? Asian? 2415 02:02:45.279 --> 02:02:50.359 Uh on the run from FDA domestic assault. I should 2416 02:02:50.359 --> 02:02:51.840 read all these like a like a pilot. 2417 02:02:54.079 --> 02:02:54.319 Do it? 2418 02:02:54.640 --> 02:02:58.399 You know? All right, let's see. Uh how's that work? 2419 02:02:58.439 --> 02:03:02.520 How would uh? Guy? All right? Guy that can't tell 2420 02:03:02.600 --> 02:03:06.359 if the difference between beef jerky and dried up scabs? 2421 02:03:07.359 --> 02:03:11.399 And you really like speech jerkey? I support ethically affirming 2422 02:03:11.520 --> 02:03:15.439 care for Jews who think they're from the Middle East. 2423 02:03:17.680 --> 02:03:20.079 No no, no, no, no no no no no no no, 2424 02:03:20.199 --> 02:03:25.319 no no no, yes, I can't do it. It's two 2425 02:03:25.680 --> 02:03:29.840 three more pages of that. Yeah, uh, gay Ny the 2426 02:03:30.000 --> 02:03:35.680 butt sex guy. Derek is my favorite N word, nudiest. Goddamn. 2427 02:03:35.760 --> 02:03:39.560 I love titties. Hey, cool, god, bless you? Wait? What 2428 02:03:39.680 --> 02:03:42.000 the fuck? Oh my god, it's it just shuffled all 2429 02:03:42.039 --> 02:03:45.119 the names. Young Colin meets Art the clown. Hilarity ensues. 2430 02:03:45.960 --> 02:03:53.199 Uh a queen of fahazard. Yes it's true, yes, times, 2431 02:03:53.880 --> 02:03:56.439 Yes it's true. I gave Bubba a great blow job. 2432 02:03:56.520 --> 02:04:05.760 Some say it's the greatest, the big beautiful blow I say, yeah, yeah. Uh. 2433 02:04:05.880 --> 02:04:07.720 The frame data is changing. 2434 02:04:07.840 --> 02:04:10.000 You can see their frames altering. 2435 02:04:12.760 --> 02:04:16.159 Bald, blue eyed German Man petitioning for Hassan to ask 2436 02:04:16.239 --> 02:04:19.479 about to ask about the wigers in China. See what happens, Chris, 2437 02:04:19.560 --> 02:04:22.640 Can you please ask Alana when the MALEVN when the 2438 02:04:22.800 --> 02:04:27.520 MALEVLA body pillow is coming. I wouldn't be surprised if 2439 02:04:27.560 --> 02:04:30.319 that was already. I mean, I don't know, Man dispatch 2440 02:04:30.439 --> 02:04:36.840 is huge. Malevlo is the demon lady. Yeah, Alana plays her? Yeah, 2441 02:04:37.520 --> 02:04:40.239 but uh, I mean I would be shocked if they 2442 02:04:40.279 --> 02:04:49.760 don't lean into it. I mean why not, I don't 2443 02:04:49.760 --> 02:04:51.479 I don't think Alan would know anything about that though. 2444 02:04:51.520 --> 02:04:55.800 This is the voice actor. Uh, Victor Frankenstein's womb sickness. 2445 02:04:55.880 --> 02:04:58.159 I want to be the spirit of vengeance and swings 2446 02:04:58.199 --> 02:05:02.560 balls thud Zilla versus like a wig of two parentheses. 2447 02:05:02.640 --> 02:05:06.199 It's young Colline, Why do you look like fucking Billy 2448 02:05:06.239 --> 02:05:13.479 Idol right now, kingson Billy Idol. It's a nice day 2449 02:05:13.640 --> 02:05:19.720 for looks like Actually it's like Fable three Nemesis. Oh yeah, 2450 02:05:19.720 --> 02:05:22.640 a little bit. He's got like the little uh eh, 2451 02:05:23.000 --> 02:05:28.880 I forgot about that. I forgot that he had that stars. 2452 02:05:29.720 --> 02:05:33.720 I'm gonna fuck you, Jill nigga stars, whoa niggas? 2453 02:05:36.960 --> 02:05:38.520 You don't see a black person in that game? 2454 02:05:39.960 --> 02:05:43.239 Frogs issu? Dude, who's the backs in that game? And 2455 02:05:43.319 --> 02:05:46.159 residuable two and three? No, that's that's three oh three? 2456 02:05:46.199 --> 02:05:48.359 Okay, then yeah, I'm trying to think of a There's gotta. 2457 02:05:48.159 --> 02:05:50.079 Be maybe maybe one of Carlos's homies. 2458 02:05:50.319 --> 02:05:54.680 Probably it's probably I think you might kill one. Maybe 2459 02:05:54.760 --> 02:05:56.880 I gotta go back and play. There's a zombie that, 2460 02:05:56.920 --> 02:05:58.920 if there is a zombie that, if you shoot he says, 2461 02:05:59.039 --> 02:06:04.000 She damn brother, why you gotta shoot me like that? 2462 02:06:09.840 --> 02:06:13.720 What's good with the scun shots? My brother shot zombie? Nigga? 2463 02:06:13.760 --> 02:06:17.319 What you're doing, couch? I just lied I am a zombie. 2464 02:06:17.399 --> 02:06:24.479 She turned, I'm a real zombie. You got my that's crazy? 2465 02:06:24.800 --> 02:06:27.720 Turns out I is I am a zombie actually for real? 2466 02:06:28.239 --> 02:06:28.840 Damn brother. 2467 02:06:29.920 --> 02:06:32.399 He tried to get you to come closed bite. 2468 02:06:33.880 --> 02:06:38.199 Black zombies can talk with they're only talking gives an 2469 02:06:38.399 --> 02:06:41.920 hurt him. Brother, I'm okay, dog, come on, zomby. 2470 02:06:42.239 --> 02:06:45.079 I'm just living because my legs hurt. You ain't got 2471 02:06:45.119 --> 02:06:49.600 no leg paining, brother, don't know about that pain. What 2472 02:06:49.680 --> 02:06:50.319 you're talking about. 2473 02:06:51.000 --> 02:06:54.479 That's just red pain. I put my hand string. You know, 2474 02:06:54.560 --> 02:06:55.199 I ain't nothing. 2475 02:06:55.800 --> 02:06:57.479 I so don't speak like this. 2476 02:06:57.680 --> 02:07:01.039 It feels inorganic talking that way. It does feel insane. 2477 02:07:01.439 --> 02:07:03.319 It hurts. I have met people who speak like that, 2478 02:07:03.359 --> 02:07:06.319 but it's like it's very exceedingly rare. They're not they're 2479 02:07:06.359 --> 02:07:08.720 not of this age group. They're really not of this 2480 02:07:08.840 --> 02:07:10.880 age group. No, they're very They're like they grew up 2481 02:07:10.880 --> 02:07:13.159 in the seventies. Definitely. Yeah, they're in the they're their 2482 02:07:13.199 --> 02:07:14.680 sixties right now. They're the age of my mom. 2483 02:07:15.000 --> 02:07:17.239 Because my mom still has some of that ship left over. 2484 02:07:17.319 --> 02:07:19.119 Every once in a while she says some jibe ship. 2485 02:07:19.159 --> 02:07:24.840 I'm like, damn, damn you you black motherfucker my favorite 2486 02:07:25.760 --> 02:07:28.279 around oh Suki Sookie now, And I'm like, that is 2487 02:07:28.520 --> 02:07:31.880 the most seventies ever I heard that. 2488 02:07:33.560 --> 02:07:37.399 I I've never felt like, I imagine black moms sound 2489 02:07:37.560 --> 02:07:38.399 like that's. 2490 02:07:38.239 --> 02:07:44.000 What I think. That's like some Tyler Perry ship. 2491 02:07:44.159 --> 02:07:46.239 I wish I sounded like that, though, would be fun. 2492 02:07:46.560 --> 02:07:50.800 It'd be way funner, like like job calling everyone turkeys 2493 02:07:50.840 --> 02:07:52.279 and ship, like I wish I. 2494 02:07:52.359 --> 02:07:54.960 Grew up with that. That that was like genuine job 2495 02:07:56.279 --> 02:07:59.800 turkey turkey. I wish. 2496 02:07:59.880 --> 02:08:02.560 I wish I had that accent, but I was actually smart, 2497 02:08:02.880 --> 02:08:04.800 so I could sound like frigging what's his name? 2498 02:08:04.920 --> 02:08:08.000 A ball? You're asking that's for way too much. Yeah, 2499 02:08:08.039 --> 02:08:10.439 that's for way too much, for for a lot there, man, Yeah, 2500 02:08:10.479 --> 02:08:13.279 that's for way too much, tyson and sounded like that, 2501 02:08:13.479 --> 02:08:15.600 Oh my god, amazing. 2502 02:08:16.720 --> 02:08:20.119 Because he has he has his moments where he sounds 2503 02:08:20.159 --> 02:08:23.039 like that, oh yeah moment. He does have moments where 2504 02:08:23.039 --> 02:08:24.840 he sounds like that, and then he's like, oh, I forgot, I. 2505 02:08:24.880 --> 02:08:29.640 Have to be myself, Carl saying, and that brother is 2506 02:08:31.199 --> 02:08:34.000 that's a that's a real that's a real right there, 2507 02:08:34.479 --> 02:08:35.640 that's a real g right there. 2508 02:08:36.159 --> 02:08:38.199 His nigga slips out sometimes and he has to like 2509 02:08:38.279 --> 02:08:39.800 bottle it back up real quick, you know. 2510 02:08:41.560 --> 02:08:43.479 Even as much as it slips out, it's never that 2511 02:08:43.760 --> 02:08:47.520 like that's hear that and like like an heated argument. 2512 02:08:47.640 --> 02:08:49.960 Then we'd really get to hear it. Oh my god, 2513 02:08:50.000 --> 02:08:51.960 I would love to hear Angry Old the Grass Tyson. 2514 02:08:52.119 --> 02:08:53.000 Yeah, never heard it. 2515 02:08:53.039 --> 02:08:56.079 I've only heard him be annoyed, and it's usually because 2516 02:08:56.079 --> 02:08:58.159 he was but he does it to himself. He works 2517 02:08:58.199 --> 02:09:01.159 with comedians, He's specific ever since he's been doing Star 2518 02:09:01.239 --> 02:09:03.680 Talk for like over a decade. He'll partner with a 2519 02:09:03.720 --> 02:09:07.079 comedian and then sometimes they're on too much when he's 2520 02:09:07.159 --> 02:09:10.439 trying to talk and he's like, all right, like kind 2521 02:09:10.479 --> 02:09:11.800 of you want to You can see he wants to 2522 02:09:11.800 --> 02:09:12.920 say like shut up, yeah. 2523 02:09:12.840 --> 02:09:16.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, and it's like okay, maybe and just 2524 02:09:16.239 --> 02:09:18.239 pretels him he's a fucking wrestler. 2525 02:09:18.880 --> 02:09:21.119 He's just he does talk about every one while he 2526 02:09:21.119 --> 02:09:21.920 does talk about. 2527 02:09:21.880 --> 02:09:23.159 What if it's not what we expect at all? And 2528 02:09:23.199 --> 02:09:25.279 what if what if it like like somebody's talking and 2529 02:09:25.479 --> 02:09:29.000 during Star Talk right and goes shut up, shut up. 2530 02:09:30.760 --> 02:09:31.159 Stop. 2531 02:09:33.720 --> 02:09:36.119 How are you from New York? I don't understand what's happening, right? 2532 02:09:36.680 --> 02:09:38.079 That would be fucking insane. 2533 02:09:39.720 --> 02:09:43.000 He's from like he's from the hoodie hood too. He's 2534 02:09:43.039 --> 02:09:45.600 from like over in Lebronx by where like the area 2535 02:09:45.680 --> 02:09:49.319 I wasn't allowed, you know. He's and robbed many people. 2536 02:09:49.520 --> 02:09:51.840 Let's be real. Yeah, people are trying to rob him 2537 02:09:51.880 --> 02:09:57.760 and they die. They didn't make it. He's he just 2538 02:09:57.800 --> 02:09:59.920 accounts for the physics of like the gunshots that are 2539 02:10:00.039 --> 02:10:02.279 I was like, I know, I know that's going to 2540 02:10:02.960 --> 02:10:06.640 Oh he's aiming at ninety degrees not ninety degrees doesn't 2541 02:10:06.640 --> 02:10:09.640 make any sense. But he's aiming at like twelve degrees up. 2542 02:10:09.800 --> 02:10:13.159 I should you should pivot and he pushes the bullet down. 2543 02:10:13.239 --> 02:10:15.439 The bullet comes in the paper. He pushes the bullet. 2544 02:10:15.880 --> 02:10:18.399 The bullet now it is that I don't obleaque angle 2545 02:10:18.560 --> 02:10:22.560 and it will hit sidewalk and cascade into his eye. 2546 02:10:23.359 --> 02:10:23.439 Or. 2547 02:10:25.159 --> 02:10:35.800 He just grabs it, turns the bullet around. So in theory, 2548 02:10:36.199 --> 02:10:42.159 you have won this fight. But I yours. I love 2549 02:10:42.399 --> 02:10:45.520 Neil de grass Tyson being angry and like just competent. 2550 02:10:45.560 --> 02:10:51.800 I love its serial murder would be amazing. What's my 2551 02:10:51.960 --> 02:10:54.279 what's your favorite quest? My favorite clip of him is, uh, 2552 02:10:54.399 --> 02:10:57.600 look how easy it is to be racist. Let's continue. 2553 02:10:59.399 --> 02:11:01.560 Have you seen that. I don't remember it. I don't 2554 02:11:01.560 --> 02:11:05.479 remember that. It's you, dude, it's the delivery of it 2555 02:11:05.560 --> 02:11:07.760 is perfect, and it's it's obviously just out of context. 2556 02:11:07.800 --> 02:11:11.600 But it's like, let's continue. Like he just went on 2557 02:11:11.680 --> 02:11:14.399 a barrage of fucking slurs and he. 2558 02:11:14.439 --> 02:11:16.800 Said, he said ship that people have like had to 2559 02:11:16.880 --> 02:11:17.960 grab their chest from. 2560 02:11:18.119 --> 02:11:21.800 Yeah, look how easy it is, how easy it is 2561 02:11:21.880 --> 02:11:29.600 to be racist. Let's continue. That's awesome, It's awesome. Yeah. 2562 02:11:29.760 --> 02:11:32.239 I don't know, he's like reading some you know, some 2563 02:11:32.399 --> 02:11:36.079 social book or I don't know what the name is. Anyway, 2564 02:11:36.199 --> 02:11:38.560 I need uh yeah, Froxy geathers strong, I need you 2565 02:11:38.680 --> 02:11:40.640 be so off to stop cocking me and realize and 2566 02:11:40.760 --> 02:11:43.279 release the new splinter cell. A gay ass show is 2567 02:11:43.319 --> 02:11:45.119 not enough. It's the first thing I've heard about this 2568 02:11:45.159 --> 02:11:49.439 show is that it's gay ass. That's great, It's wonderful. 2569 02:11:50.079 --> 02:11:52.439 Michael Ironside isn't in it right, Like there's no way, 2570 02:11:52.560 --> 02:11:53.800 like he's retired. I'm pretty sure. 2571 02:11:53.920 --> 02:11:55.560 I don't think so nothing about that. 2572 02:11:56.520 --> 02:11:59.359 That's a bummer because like his voice was perfect. H 2573 02:12:00.079 --> 02:12:03.239 Why does pissing sound like frying chicken? Froz Ogan says, honey, 2574 02:12:03.319 --> 02:12:06.840 where is my alpha brain? You're a negro, mister grinch. 2575 02:12:08.560 --> 02:12:14.000 Don't like you saying that as well, Frozgan, Yes, froz 2576 02:12:14.039 --> 02:12:18.399 Ogan saying you're the mister? Is that a continuotion. Oh no, 2577 02:12:18.600 --> 02:12:21.720 I mean it's after I was hoping it was. No man, 2578 02:12:24.720 --> 02:12:27.439 I bought a shirt to use. I bought a shirt 2579 02:12:27.479 --> 02:12:29.640 to use Sweeney's face as a com rag. That is 2580 02:12:31.359 --> 02:12:35.319 that is so proof, show proof too, Sweeney. That's something 2581 02:12:35.359 --> 02:12:37.359 you do to a shirt that like you really like 2582 02:12:37.920 --> 02:12:41.560 you're in dire straits. Make sure you you should go 2583 02:12:41.640 --> 02:12:44.079 to jail and his reply because he. 2584 02:12:44.079 --> 02:12:46.359 Won't check his DMS or whatever. But make sure you 2585 02:12:46.439 --> 02:12:48.720 send it to his reply so when he goes his notification, won't. 2586 02:12:48.960 --> 02:12:50.960 I won't post anymore. I won't post anywhere ever again. 2587 02:12:51.520 --> 02:12:53.359 I'll talk about notifications and I won't post every. 2588 02:12:53.439 --> 02:12:54.359 Final all right, have it? 2589 02:12:54.600 --> 02:12:54.800 Have it? 2590 02:12:55.319 --> 02:12:57.119 Pay for a plane to ride it in the sky, 2591 02:12:58.159 --> 02:13:02.920 you know, like a picture of Ray highly detailed cloud Dray, 2592 02:13:04.880 --> 02:13:10.800 a photorealistic cloud Droy. Yeah, they have it, Yeah, don't they. 2593 02:13:11.600 --> 02:13:13.640 They'll just give you his address and you can mail 2594 02:13:13.720 --> 02:13:24.479 him a stack of photos r or like get the 2595 02:13:24.680 --> 02:13:28.399 cartoon says taxes on them. I was like a like 2596 02:13:28.439 --> 02:13:30.439 a burlap sack with a dollar bill on it, or 2597 02:13:30.479 --> 02:13:35.319 a dollar big meaty stinks Donald dump shart of the deal, 2598 02:13:35.439 --> 02:13:39.840 shooting swinge in the head every time he's late gay 2599 02:13:39.920 --> 02:13:44.079 actor Rosebud Delicious Sonic, the Hedgehog feet porn. Sorry, I can't. 2600 02:13:44.079 --> 02:13:46.479 I had a burrito, water fire, air and dirt sucking 2601 02:13:46.640 --> 02:13:50.960 fler's making them squirt. Uh. He reminded of a Yugios 2602 02:13:51.439 --> 02:13:56.600 card uh gids the real Kingston Jamieson who went missing 2603 02:13:56.640 --> 02:13:59.359 in two thousand and five. Derek is a powerful N word. 2604 02:13:59.600 --> 02:14:03.920 Thank you? Is there a balls chaining god? Damn? I 2605 02:14:04.000 --> 02:14:06.520 love titties, Derek, I read these ready? Gay Ny the 2606 02:14:06.600 --> 02:14:10.680 butt sex guy a sports It's in the sand. Sween 2607 02:14:10.840 --> 02:14:15.640 eats Garmin Bojia through his gay little silly straw. It's 2608 02:14:15.720 --> 02:14:17.640 harder for a rich man to enter heaven than it 2609 02:14:17.760 --> 02:14:20.760 is for a camel to pass through Sweeney's tooth gap. 2610 02:14:23.880 --> 02:14:26.640 That is scripture. That is that is scripture. That is 2611 02:14:27.239 --> 02:14:32.159 from what that was dog ship? That was a dog Uh? 2612 02:14:35.039 --> 02:14:39.279 That's from yeah, from Lavernius. 2613 02:14:42.319 --> 02:14:42.760 Sixteen. 2614 02:14:42.960 --> 02:14:49.279 Yeah, of course I was waiting for you. Ernymous is 2615 02:14:52.600 --> 02:14:53.600 he who is gay? 2616 02:14:54.000 --> 02:14:54.399 Is so. 2617 02:14:55.880 --> 02:15:02.039 He is Kingston? Uh can start eating before the potter. 2618 02:15:02.079 --> 02:15:06.920 I'll give you more backshots than angel dust, platonic cousin, 2619 02:15:08.000 --> 02:15:11.760 Jesus Christ Young Colin getting lured into a van with 2620 02:15:11.880 --> 02:15:17.000 Megaband merged cardboard Pie Department of Horror. I've been through 2621 02:15:17.039 --> 02:15:19.640 the desert on a horse and I'm gay. It felt 2622 02:15:19.720 --> 02:15:23.239 good to be out and also I'm gay. I had squeez, 2623 02:15:23.319 --> 02:15:26.960 I had squeezy jibs signed my scumbag hoodie. You all 2624 02:15:27.000 --> 02:15:29.920 always bring up Lara's mom, but Samora has bigger tits 2625 02:15:29.920 --> 02:15:33.199 and is way hotter. I don't remember Smorrow. 2626 02:15:32.960 --> 02:15:40.920 Samara wells right, No, Samara is uh the fuck the 2627 02:15:41.199 --> 02:15:42.680 the I think that? 2628 02:15:43.159 --> 02:15:43.319 Is that? 2629 02:15:43.479 --> 02:15:46.079 Not the daughta of Morinth, like the you get her 2630 02:15:46.119 --> 02:15:49.000 on your squad? Yeah, like you can either have her, 2631 02:15:49.119 --> 02:15:51.560 but I always, you know, I'll usually I'll usually take 2632 02:15:51.600 --> 02:15:54.159 her mom now because I've I've to you know, how 2633 02:15:54.279 --> 02:15:57.319 she should they fight? Yeah, and then like you can 2634 02:15:57.399 --> 02:15:59.159 choose who to save, and then if you're a piece 2635 02:15:59.199 --> 02:16:02.439 of shit, you'll save a mom. Oh sorry, the sister. 2636 02:16:02.760 --> 02:16:05.680 You'll save the You'll save her sister. But she has 2637 02:16:05.720 --> 02:16:07.840 a sister and keep saying, but yeah, yeah, there's Samara 2638 02:16:07.880 --> 02:16:08.239 and more. 2639 02:16:09.279 --> 02:16:11.359 It's such a wild choice to give the Flayers and 2640 02:16:11.479 --> 02:16:14.079 the like, not keeping the Gara bonus. 2641 02:16:14.439 --> 02:16:17.680 You can also since you can, uh, I forgot what 2642 02:16:17.760 --> 02:16:21.000 they're called. It's been too long but she's her sister's 2643 02:16:21.319 --> 02:16:23.359 a certain thing where they're like they have to be 2644 02:16:24.039 --> 02:16:27.680 they're they're basically serial killers essentially, and so they have 2645 02:16:27.800 --> 02:16:28.680 to be isolated. 2646 02:16:28.760 --> 02:16:29.800 I forgot what their name is. 2647 02:16:30.399 --> 02:16:32.440 And you can fuck her and she'll kill you. 2648 02:16:33.239 --> 02:16:35.360 So you can go through that whole arc where you 2649 02:16:35.520 --> 02:16:38.319 save her, you saved more, seduce her and then she'll 2650 02:16:38.479 --> 02:16:38.840 kill you. 2651 02:16:39.280 --> 02:16:40.159 It's it's pretty cool. 2652 02:16:41.520 --> 02:16:44.399 It's ridiculous, yeah, samar but like it's just there's the 2653 02:16:44.680 --> 02:16:47.479 prestige of matriarch Baneszia and they're just out That's the 2654 02:16:47.760 --> 02:16:48.159 that's the thing. 2655 02:16:48.200 --> 02:16:49.360 They're out right. 2656 02:16:49.760 --> 02:16:52.319 There's big tits everybody else, but they're not presented, so 2657 02:16:52.440 --> 02:16:55.479 it doesn't really attract you in the way that Vanesia 2658 02:16:55.520 --> 02:16:58.319 where you see this fucking queen of Racknet there and 2659 02:16:58.399 --> 02:17:00.600 I forget that it's even there because they're HiT's around 2660 02:17:00.600 --> 02:17:01.600 and I'm like, whoa, it's happening. 2661 02:17:02.239 --> 02:17:04.959 That's true. Did you save it? We gotta save it. 2662 02:17:05.000 --> 02:17:10.760 What do you need? Oh, oh my god, it's very 2663 02:17:12.120 --> 02:17:13.440 you need to save it for the end of three. 2664 02:17:14.120 --> 02:17:18.280 It's good for the end of three. Yeah, it's crazy 2665 02:17:18.360 --> 02:17:20.319 that it is crazy that those games time to each 2666 02:17:20.319 --> 02:17:23.360 other in such a I love that. It's it's amazing. Yeah, 2667 02:17:23.479 --> 02:17:25.760 Like the original Mastek trilogy is like next level, like 2668 02:17:25.879 --> 02:17:26.520 kind of amazing. 2669 02:17:26.760 --> 02:17:30.719 It is a really insane RPG that is like, arguably, 2670 02:17:31.040 --> 02:17:35.959 it's probably I says top five Western RPGs man top 2671 02:17:36.079 --> 02:17:40.479 five easily, top five RPG franchises for sure. 2672 02:17:40.920 --> 02:17:44.280 For Dizzy, I mean biasedly, I would say absolutely, but 2673 02:17:44.399 --> 02:17:45.799 I also I you know, I got to see a 2674 02:17:45.799 --> 02:17:46.360 big ass. 2675 02:17:46.200 --> 02:17:50.520 List easily top five, but westerns for sure, it's like 2676 02:17:51.280 --> 02:17:56.200 top three, yeah, one, yeah, yeah, cock cheese crumbs quick. 2677 02:17:56.280 --> 02:17:57.639 Someone touched Sweeny if you know what you puts it 2678 02:17:57.680 --> 02:17:59.719 from the background, hungry enough goon devil the band without 2679 02:17:59.760 --> 02:18:02.239 com sween has true sight and that's why he can 2680 02:18:02.319 --> 02:18:06.799 see his dad the ditty of Nair I got a 2681 02:18:06.879 --> 02:18:10.799 forty seventy TI rig for twelve hundred dollars. Sweeney night Owl, 2682 02:18:10.959 --> 02:18:13.280 young Colin who was just following order. Smitchee the gay 2683 02:18:13.399 --> 02:18:17.399 The start Tank is powerfully racist. Oh, by the way, 2684 02:18:17.440 --> 02:18:20.280 if you made it this far into the episode, type 2685 02:18:20.719 --> 02:18:27.360 right in the comments section, I done, I done. Fondled 2686 02:18:27.520 --> 02:18:32.280 me a piglet. That way, we will know you made 2687 02:18:32.319 --> 02:18:32.959 it this way. 2688 02:18:34.959 --> 02:18:36.879 Because it's true. That's what I like about jews. 2689 02:18:36.959 --> 02:18:40.000 Calcasts is the goat Young Colins skinning himself to be 2690 02:18:40.079 --> 02:18:43.559 the red Mega man. The hamster has left me pit 2691 02:18:43.680 --> 02:18:45.879 my ride next generation the Duck Dodger's theme song. Use 2692 02:18:45.959 --> 02:18:47.600 the power of the sun and the palm of my hand, 2693 02:18:47.760 --> 02:18:51.440 except the power of the sun is my dick pound 2694 02:18:51.680 --> 02:18:53.959 control to gagor Cum your cocks gone soft? Is there's 2695 02:18:53.959 --> 02:18:55.760 something wrong? Can you queer me gajor Cum? Can you 2696 02:18:55.799 --> 02:19:01.040 queer me gajor com? Craig the Canadian emoticon doing I 2697 02:19:01.079 --> 02:19:02.479 don't even I don't know how to read this man. 2698 02:19:02.520 --> 02:19:05.040 It's a w mouth with like stars for eyes. I can't. 2699 02:19:05.159 --> 02:19:09.000 I can't say that it's your boy, Shawne d Dick 2700 02:19:09.079 --> 02:19:11.280 suckistan at Grock Is it's true? Actually, Sween star Killer 2701 02:19:11.319 --> 02:19:13.319 does not pull a fleeing staristar. Are he just redirects 2702 02:19:13.399 --> 02:19:16.399 and a falling one into the ground. You think nerds 2703 02:19:16.440 --> 02:19:19.680 are just oopa loopa's with kidney stones or oop a 2704 02:19:19.719 --> 02:19:25.159 loopa kidney stones? Uh? Look at my profile. Pick Uh 2705 02:19:26.280 --> 02:19:29.680 went to the stupid, dumb gay idiot convention and everyone 2706 02:19:29.719 --> 02:19:32.719 there new you drip mh Lord of all drip, Young 2707 02:19:32.799 --> 02:19:35.360 Colin dropping the bomb on Hiroshima jumping out of the plane, 2708 02:19:35.440 --> 02:19:39.120 hitting the ground first and waiting excitedly. All Ice agents 2709 02:19:39.120 --> 02:19:40.719 fumble the Latina in their past. Oh we want you 2710 02:19:40.760 --> 02:19:42.719 blow me? Kremlin to Gremlin Sweeney, would you still love 2711 02:19:42.760 --> 02:19:44.440 Lily as a Fox girl? Chris is in the top 2712 02:19:44.520 --> 02:19:51.520 my borgers of all time? No, is that Emma Vigland. Uh, 2713 02:19:52.600 --> 02:19:58.600 it's me Emma Vigland. Hey, welcome to the Majority roble. 2714 02:20:00.959 --> 02:20:07.559 Hey it's me Sam. Hello, Sam Cedar, Good to be 2715 02:20:07.680 --> 02:20:08.639 here with you today. 2716 02:20:08.879 --> 02:20:09.079 Yeah. 2717 02:20:09.639 --> 02:20:11.799 This, this is this, This episode is brought to you 2718 02:20:11.920 --> 02:20:18.600 by fucking coward Juice. He says, fucking that's crazy, he says, 2719 02:20:19.040 --> 02:20:23.680 fucking Jude. Tim Poole asked me to get sushi once 2720 02:20:23.760 --> 02:20:28.040 and I said no because he's gay. That's pretty crazy. 2721 02:20:28.079 --> 02:20:29.239 I actually had sex with him. 2722 02:20:29.479 --> 02:20:30.239 It's me Sam. 2723 02:20:30.959 --> 02:20:33.520 Oh I fucked him. 2724 02:20:33.520 --> 02:20:35.719 I blew, I blew a load in him. Yeah, he 2725 02:20:36.280 --> 02:20:37.760 invited me for sushi and I was like, how about 2726 02:20:37.799 --> 02:20:42.600 we just have sex? Why we that's crazy? Sam Cedar, Yeah, 2727 02:20:42.639 --> 02:20:44.799 it is me Sam Cedar, but I was like, might 2728 02:20:44.840 --> 02:20:48.559 as well fuck And it's me Am I of England. 2729 02:20:51.000 --> 02:20:53.639 This is how I this is how I imagine the 2730 02:20:53.719 --> 02:21:00.840 majority of report goes I've sat through. I've never sat 2731 02:21:00.879 --> 02:21:05.920 through episode. If it was this, it was just them 2732 02:21:07.079 --> 02:21:10.280 reasserting who they were over and over again, I would 2733 02:21:10.360 --> 02:21:12.879 absolutely watch it. We just do an episode of the 2734 02:21:12.920 --> 02:21:14.680 start take. That's like that. It's like, I'm Chris Reagun 2735 02:21:14.719 --> 02:21:16.399 and I agree with what you've just said, Tom Sweeney, 2736 02:21:16.440 --> 02:21:19.719 and you'd say, Chris Reagan, I'm Tom Sweeney, and I 2737 02:21:19.760 --> 02:21:22.719 think what you just said is dumb. Yeah, absolutely great. 2738 02:21:22.760 --> 02:21:24.719 I think I think that would make for a fucking 2739 02:21:24.959 --> 02:21:29.920 fantastic listening experience. Yeah, I think it does. God, I 2740 02:21:30.159 --> 02:21:33.479 really love this podcast. Now it's amazing. Now it was 2741 02:21:33.799 --> 02:21:39.040 it was floundering before. Now now it's not ship Now 2742 02:21:39.120 --> 02:21:44.120 it's not ship cock shaped box by Kurt Hole pain nice, 2743 02:21:45.600 --> 02:21:48.159 morally good Sweeny be like, sure, I got molested by 2744 02:21:48.200 --> 02:21:49.760 Kuma and five Farmer, but it was worth it for 2745 02:21:49.879 --> 02:21:54.120 my friends to get pussy good wage slave five eighty 2746 02:21:54.159 --> 02:21:56.479 three six Gay Rats in a trench Coat Running for 2747 02:21:56.559 --> 02:22:01.000 President Pepenie Bros. Presents Publishing Presents, Frank Reynolds new children's book, 2748 02:22:01.040 --> 02:22:08.200 The Horror Acts, donk Donkerson, Homeless, Chris Christopher Rapotzer, carn 2749 02:22:09.079 --> 02:22:14.079 The Betrayer ravaging that Arab bussy peep. How many pedophiles 2750 02:22:14.079 --> 02:22:18.159 are in the Jedi order, because it can't be zero ellipses, 2751 02:22:19.600 --> 02:22:21.159 it can't be at least one. 2752 02:22:21.639 --> 02:22:23.360 It's got to be like there's like, what there was 2753 02:22:23.399 --> 02:22:25.799 like ten thousand Jedis during the start of the Attack 2754 02:22:25.840 --> 02:22:29.639 of the Clones. I'm guessing at least like a few hundred. Nah, 2755 02:22:29.680 --> 02:22:31.200 maybe one hundred, maybe about one hundred. 2756 02:22:31.440 --> 02:22:36.319 That's crazy, man pull like force petals. That's like, that's dangerous, terrifying. Yeah, 2757 02:22:36.399 --> 02:22:39.840 that's very scary, horrifying. Yes, pedophiles are the power of 2758 02:22:39.959 --> 02:22:41.559 like an active religion. That's insane. 2759 02:22:42.639 --> 02:22:46.559 Oh wow, you're still hanging out with Kingston or isn't 2760 02:22:46.559 --> 02:22:48.959 he kind of or pretty cringe? I'm going to pack 2761 02:22:49.040 --> 02:22:51.879 Jason Todd John Strickland joining a band is the basis, 2762 02:22:51.959 --> 02:22:55.120 but only playing brown Notes so everyone watches us Dukes 2763 02:22:55.520 --> 02:22:59.840 nice the First Church of Keith David. This podcast contains 2764 02:23:00.079 --> 02:23:03.319 zero unseasoned crackers, Young Colin turning Lily into a farmer 2765 02:23:03.959 --> 02:23:05.040 with with with what. 2766 02:23:05.840 --> 02:23:08.840 Hello, that's crazy with magic and undergroundness. 2767 02:23:09.200 --> 02:23:11.520 I guess I'm saying the Charlie Kirk song is so 2768 02:23:11.600 --> 02:23:16.159 shit that it's kind of growing on me, Les Charlie Cer, 2769 02:23:17.799 --> 02:23:27.280 we care the flame, Hello five for the Gospel. I 2770 02:23:27.360 --> 02:23:31.440 do want to have that playing at my funeral or 2771 02:23:31.559 --> 02:23:35.079 my wedding, or both or both. Blake A ninety six 2772 02:23:35.239 --> 02:23:37.959 pre riz. I got lockjow doing graveyatchicks at the Dick 2773 02:23:38.000 --> 02:23:40.280 second Factory, and like I was lockdozed previously mentioned officer. 2774 02:23:40.639 --> 02:23:42.600 I'm not some kind of pervert. I pissed on those 2775 02:23:42.680 --> 02:23:45.360 kids because I don't respect them. I also got fooled 2776 02:23:45.360 --> 02:23:47.319 as a kid. Think kangaroo Jack was a children's movie, 2777 02:23:47.559 --> 02:23:51.600 Dass goofy Dave Ruben being infected by the flood and 2778 02:23:51.680 --> 02:23:54.920 becoming the Dave mind Young Colin going forward in time 2779 02:23:55.040 --> 02:23:58.680 to remove the sponge, like in the Green Mile, young 2780 02:23:58.760 --> 02:24:00.399 Colin throwing himself as hard as he had into a 2781 02:24:00.440 --> 02:24:06.040 brick wall. Evil Knievel versus good kind of good. 2782 02:24:06.799 --> 02:24:19.840 That is stupid goodkin of good. It's so stupid good 2783 02:24:19.920 --> 02:24:20.479 feels good. 2784 02:24:20.559 --> 02:24:22.799 Man. That might be the dumbest riding I think I've 2785 02:24:22.840 --> 02:24:25.920 seen it a while, And that's nikky sik very cool. 2786 02:24:27.239 --> 02:24:32.120 Evil is good kind of good. Can't I can't get 2787 02:24:32.200 --> 02:24:36.319 over how ship that is? Dude, that's actually really funny. 2788 02:24:36.399 --> 02:24:39.559 Bigger fight between fucking God and the devil like this 2789 02:24:39.719 --> 02:24:40.360 is this is it? 2790 02:24:40.559 --> 02:24:40.719 Man? 2791 02:24:41.879 --> 02:24:42.040 Nah? 2792 02:24:42.200 --> 02:24:46.959 Good kind of good is solid brood kind of good 2793 02:24:47.200 --> 02:24:52.000 evils that's about that. That's you see like lightning striking 2794 02:24:52.079 --> 02:24:54.040 and like storms and crating is like, yeah, I got 2795 02:24:54.120 --> 02:25:03.040 kind of good evil fighting over Detroit agains. 2796 02:25:00.360 --> 02:25:05.680 So stupid to the way it's spelled. Uh rf k 2797 02:25:05.879 --> 02:25:08.639 Junior incubating the most mentally unwell graved mind in existence, 2798 02:25:08.680 --> 02:25:10.840 cutting swim and I need more calm beef Cavid, look 2799 02:25:10.879 --> 02:25:12.719 out a Heather Harmon. Donny t is coming for your crown. 2800 02:25:12.799 --> 02:25:15.079 Rosa parks at the back of the name list. Call 2801 02:25:15.200 --> 02:25:22.520 me Donica Lewinsky the way I slob big b Bill Sorry, 2802 02:25:22.559 --> 02:25:31.520 Miss Jackson, what do you call woke seafood? Sue sue, 2803 02:25:31.760 --> 02:25:37.799 she slash he very cool slash. 2804 02:25:38.959 --> 02:25:41.719 I would not have figured that out at all. Ever, No, 2805 02:25:43.280 --> 02:25:43.680 I would not. 2806 02:25:43.760 --> 02:25:44.120 I would have. 2807 02:25:44.239 --> 02:25:45.200 I would have never thought of that. 2808 02:25:45.399 --> 02:25:49.719 Yeah, exactly. Yeah, that's like that that that joke you 2809 02:25:49.799 --> 02:25:54.159 know where it's like, I'm on a seafood diet. If 2810 02:25:54.200 --> 02:25:59.280 I if I seafood, I seefood? What did you say? Nothing? 2811 02:25:59.680 --> 02:26:10.959 Say it again? No, I'm good, sir, whatever, New York 2812 02:26:11.040 --> 02:26:16.760 Nick Okay, a theory needs help. Laurie Swep and Hail 2813 02:26:16.840 --> 02:26:19.000 three Virginian hunters having a child, Nate from and rounding 2814 02:26:19.000 --> 02:26:20.200 out our list as always. 2815 02:26:21.639 --> 02:26:26.440 The King of Harpeyzard congrass Pulgerian hunter grassing a little one. 2816 02:26:27.079 --> 02:26:31.079 Yeah, keep hunting those Prgerians, man, we don't need to 2817 02:26:31.159 --> 02:26:31.639 keep hunting. 2818 02:26:32.040 --> 02:26:34.239 Teach your kid to hunt Prgerians too. It'll be a 2819 02:26:34.319 --> 02:26:35.600 family gat bonding experience. 2820 02:26:35.680 --> 02:26:39.479 Yeah. Oh my god. All right, well that's it for us. 2821 02:26:40.200 --> 02:26:45.959 Die bye, guys. We'll see you next time. Die Die, 2822 02:26:46.120 --> 02:26:46.639 Die die