Speaker 1: Welcome to the snart Tack. You're about to teach. Your
Speaker 1: name's glazed by the Great Chris Raycos, Derek black Man,
Speaker 1: and Tom Sweee. Sit back and prepare for some ship.
Speaker 1: Sit back and prepare for some glazing. Nice. What happened?
Speaker 1: Why are you so sad? Why are you so sad?
Speaker 1: Because I actually like Anthony Joshua? Who is that? That's
Speaker 1: two first names. That doesn't mean Yeah, if it's two
Speaker 1: first names, it's most likely British. You gotta remember that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's me.
Speaker 3: Anthony Joshua, former heavyweight champion is fighting.
Speaker 1: This is so stupid.
Speaker 3: I gotta say though, just to get it out of
Speaker 3: the way. Jake Paul was gonna fight a tiny man,
Speaker 3: Javonte Tank Davis, but then he like beat up his
Speaker 3: wife or something like that, so he got pulled from
Speaker 3: the card.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it takes all of That's a hell of a
Speaker 1: way to get out of a fight, right. I think
Speaker 1: Tank might be shorter than me. I'm not sure. I
Speaker 1: think or the same night, but he's he's fucking tiny.
Speaker 1: It was stupid.
Speaker 3: It was stupid as fuck to some circus bullshit for
Speaker 3: Netflix beat his wife. He's gone, so now Jake fights
Speaker 3: and insanely large human being who knocked out a guy
Speaker 3: that had never been knocked out before, who was the
Speaker 3: former heavyweight champion of the world in the UFC Francis
Speaker 3: and Ghanu, who is a fucking monster, and he destroyed him.
Speaker 3: And now Jake Paul's gonna fight him. And I'm like,
Speaker 3: I can at least say, if this isn't completely fixed,
Speaker 3: I can give Jake Paul a little bit of credit
Speaker 3: because he's gonna die, Like if it's not completely fixed,
Speaker 3: there's no way he can't be like, you know, hurt
Speaker 3: insanely badly to where he for sure security And I'm
Speaker 3: all for that.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean I've given I've given up on what
Speaker 2: modern boxing is. It's no, it's the sport. That sport is,
Speaker 2: so it's so.
Speaker 1: That's silver lining. Jake Paul is gonna get c t
Speaker 1: E and it's he's.
Speaker 2: Not He's gonna He's gonna win somehow.
Speaker 1: If that somehow, hold on, hold on, hold on, what
Speaker 1: if that ends up like, uh, fixing him? Oh well,
Speaker 1: I guess isn't that still a good thing? Right? Like
Speaker 1: if you know you don't want like an intelligent Jake
Speaker 1: Paul runner right, and he's still crazy.
Speaker 4: What do you think?
Speaker 3: What do you think is gonna happen? What would Jake
Speaker 3: Paul like end up doing? Like he's like, oh, why
Speaker 3: am I boxing?
Speaker 1: And then like he's like, uh, like I don't know.
Speaker 1: It would be like I feel like it's almost like
Speaker 1: a like an evil person like getting hit in the
Speaker 1: head so hard that they forget that they've done any
Speaker 1: evil and so like they're and so they're like but
Speaker 1: they still want to do it. They're just like less
Speaker 1: doubtful about it, you know what I mean. It's like, oh,
Speaker 1: you know, I have take.
Speaker 2: I think I feel like most people that are really
Speaker 2: intelligent aren't evil. Well, sure, I feel like they're just
Speaker 2: not evil. I feel like, like, okay, podcast, because you're
Speaker 2: like you just what you were saying was so round
Speaker 2: about it was like it was like, yeah, what it
Speaker 2: was like. But if he gets knock into like being
Speaker 2: really smart, he's probably not gonna be evilk Podcast.
Speaker 1: The Stark Podcast. It's me Chris, it's him Sweety, it's
Speaker 1: him Derek. He's he's clearly got maybe he's got CT
Speaker 1: or something.
Speaker 2: If it felt like you were painting a picture with
Speaker 2: like I don't know invisible ink and then you went
Speaker 2: back over it again.
Speaker 1: It sounds like he was making a joke. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: was dumb. Dumb. He's the worst fucking co host in
Speaker 1: the world because he was. I was absolutely abysmal. Dog shit.
Speaker 1: I was waiting.
Speaker 2: I was waiting for you to get to the point,
Speaker 2: and I was like, this point is not being gotten to.
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter. There's not really much to talk about
Speaker 1: today because I don't know. Nothing's happened quite yet. On
Speaker 1: the day that we're recording this. Uh, Trump is meeting
Speaker 1: with Mom Donnie, so that's I'm sure that's gonna be something,
Speaker 1: but we're gonna mice it. So sorry, Uh, we're gonna
Speaker 1: lead with questions. We're gonna that's it's unusual that we
Speaker 1: do this. But there's some stuff that I want to
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Speaker 1: guys mentioned that song Handlebars in the previous episode. Wow,
Speaker 1: like just that just went up. I know, right one
Speaker 1: hour ago this was this was written in. But he says,
Speaker 1: did you guys hear that abysmal dog shit cover of
Speaker 1: Handlebars by Logan Paul?
Speaker 2: I remember it.
Speaker 1: I don't remember this at all, so fucking bad. The
Speaker 1: flowbots made a response to it. Side note, you guys
Speaker 1: ever been down to doing voices for a sketch? First
Speaker 1: off the second The second question is maybe I don't
Speaker 1: know if it's if it's if I like the sketch,
Speaker 1: I guess, but I had no I feel this tickled
Speaker 1: something in my brain. This like that Logan Paul did
Speaker 1: a fucking Handlebars cover, But I do not remember it
Speaker 1: at all.
Speaker 3: Even song a cover like There's nothing that's not like
Speaker 3: a it's kind of like people.
Speaker 1: I understand when some.
Speaker 3: People will, oh, a chopper, like a rapper that can
Speaker 3: rap really fast, you you cover that to showcase your skills.
Speaker 3: But if you like say, oh, I'm gonna cover a
Speaker 3: Tupac song, they'd be like, Okay, what's the fucking point?
Speaker 3: And I feel like handle Bars kind of has the
Speaker 3: same type of thing, like there's nothing impressive about it.
Speaker 1: He definitely, he definitely did it because he knew that
Speaker 1: he could just do it very easily, because it's it's
Speaker 1: not a demanding It's not like Aretha Franklin or like
Speaker 1: Whitney Houston or something, you know what I mean. It's like,
Speaker 1: it's a very simple song. By the way, I am
Speaker 1: fucking cooked because I googled Logan Paul, Logan Paul when
Speaker 1: I was trying to find a Logan Paul song. I
Speaker 1: think it's because I wrote Flogan Paul, because I was
Speaker 1: writing flobots while I was talking flogan. Uh.
Speaker 5: I can't deleted music video.
Speaker 1: It's just deleted on it to skip around. Oh so okay,
Speaker 1: so misleading question. He didn't do a cover of Handlebars.
Speaker 1: He did at so he did the chorus of Handlebars
Speaker 1: with his own like lyrics about how cool ohh he sampled.
Speaker 1: I get it. I get kind of like, I get it.
Speaker 1: That's uh okay, So now I remember why I don't
Speaker 1: remember that because it was a straight cover. Why why
Speaker 1: would you do that? He's like a pioneer man.
Speaker 3: A lot of these fucking uh pops artists nowadays are
Speaker 3: doing shit like this. They're just reimagining old fucking hits.
Speaker 1: Yea, what is it that anxiety song? Which is like.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, fucking choose it is right now, there's
Speaker 3: an economy of hiring artists of songwriters to literally like
Speaker 3: big like say, I think, uh, what is it music group?
Speaker 1: W what are they called again? Universal music Group?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think they're one of those people, one of
Speaker 3: the companies if I correct me if I'm wrong, though,
Speaker 3: they're hiring people to write songs. So like du Alipa
Speaker 3: reimagined uh fucking Pink Floyd.
Speaker 1: No no, no, no, is that a fact that's years.
Speaker 2: Maybe maybe maybe them doing that, but I feel like
Speaker 2: that's this music that's been music.
Speaker 1: No no, no.
Speaker 3: What I mean is see what usually what people do
Speaker 3: is they would do things like how Will Smith would
Speaker 3: just completely repurpose like uh, send me forget me nots
Speaker 3: that's wrong with this guy while you're looking back like
Speaker 3: he saw something.
Speaker 1: Yes, I'll go sorry, he's on something today. And then yeah,
Speaker 1: he's he's gonna be all right, he'll be all right,
Speaker 1: all right. Good for Logan Paul.
Speaker 5: He uh he deleted this song.
Speaker 1: I guess it was.
Speaker 5: Do you do you see them? What they said?
Speaker 1: What Flobot said, can we find that? I remember, so okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: let me let me find I just it's one of
Speaker 1: the first thing that shows up. It's it's two minutes,
Speaker 1: so like, I don't know if I want to go,
Speaker 1: but like I think they just I think I remember
Speaker 1: watching this and they oh yeah, they did a they
Speaker 1: did a song response to it. Oh interesting, that is
Speaker 1: capitalizing off that.
Speaker 2: I get it so many Yeah, so I mean whatever.
Speaker 2: They were like, hey, don't do this again. That was
Speaker 2: the whole song. Don't do that again. I'm serious, don't
Speaker 2: do that again.
Speaker 1: We'll kill you. We are the flowbots. Don't funk with us.
Speaker 1: We will kill you. Yeah, the flowbots. That's the song,
Speaker 1: flow flow bots. We are the flowbots. I remember seeing,
Speaker 1: you know, see some of it down.
Speaker 3: They were trying to be very cordial to uh, machine
Speaker 3: Gun Kelly because he did a cover of Aerials and
Speaker 3: it's it is one of the worst things I've heard
Speaker 3: in quite some time. It's not as bad as a
Speaker 3: loosey Verts cover of Chop Suey. If you've heard that,
Speaker 3: it's so bad. Jesus Christ, I need you to hear
Speaker 3: the verse in the chorus, Chris, I need you to
Speaker 3: like skip the intro. The intro is funny too, because
Speaker 3: there's a little Uzi vert yeah, and then just put
Speaker 3: in a Chop Suey. These names, I hate these names.
Speaker 1: They don't even know what that means. He do you
Speaker 1: know what?
Speaker 3: Because to me it's like an Uzi and avert ramp.
Speaker 3: But I don't understand what that means.
Speaker 1: I missed just I miss I think real I miss
Speaker 1: real people's names, or I miss real people's names, or
Speaker 1: just the gaze or gotcha? Yeah? Bad it was. I
Speaker 1: do think it. Where's it? I don't see it? What?
Speaker 3: Really it should be like the first thing on YouTube.
Speaker 3: I just saw it the other day.
Speaker 1: Littles evert I did he call it c S because
Speaker 1: I'm not because I'm not seeing Chop Suey.
Speaker 5: It should be like it is. He called it c s.
Speaker 1: I didn't notice that.
Speaker 5: Why, it's just it's is bad for s c O
Speaker 5: CS counters.
Speaker 3: You covered counter strike, dude, just waiting this chorus, waiting
Speaker 3: for the chorus.
Speaker 1: Brother, it's it's amazing.
Speaker 3: Hm, oh my god, listen, I'm gonna play a piece
Speaker 3: of the course.
Speaker 1: So they're here. No, why why why would they do
Speaker 1: Why would a person do this? Because because they can?
Speaker 2: I guess I think I think he felt passionate about
Speaker 2: it to make it.
Speaker 3: But it's like, I guess, hey, man, once you do it,
Speaker 3: once you do it, it's like, oh, that didn't come out. Well,
Speaker 3: I'm just gonna leave that uh alone. You know, I'm
Speaker 3: gonna have many projects like that.
Speaker 2: No, man, that's that's that's you. Man. You're not getting
Speaker 2: paid millions of dollars for everything you do effectively.
Speaker 1: That's a good point, actually, you know, dude, that is
Speaker 1: so shit.
Speaker 2: What sucks is that I actually like lousey Vert not
Speaker 2: so much as music, but I do like. I think
Speaker 2: he's funny, he.
Speaker 3: Seems all right, like I've seen some interviews with him, like,
Speaker 3: but that made me not like him as much. It's like,
Speaker 3: you can't have that good of judgment. You can't be
Speaker 3: that good of a person. If you do something like that,
Speaker 3: everybody's got bad souls.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know, man, that's that's bad. What's the
Speaker 1: is that? Is that the worst? What is the worst cover?
Speaker 1: You think? Like off rip? So it might so it's
Speaker 1: interesting enough.
Speaker 3: Honestly, I'm right now I might be a little bias
Speaker 3: because we're talking about it, because that's genuinely really fucking bad.
Speaker 3: There's one that, like people even push back because I
Speaker 3: actually brought it up.
Speaker 1: It was these kids.
Speaker 3: They looked like they were maybe in high school, and
Speaker 3: they did a cover of Duality by Slipknot and it's
Speaker 3: genuinely horrific. But there was a lot of people that
Speaker 3: are like, hey, at least they're trying kind of a
Speaker 3: vibe that, And I was like, yeah, I I totally understand,
Speaker 3: but also, are you are you?
Speaker 1: Are you hearing this? I don't. I don't count that
Speaker 1: stuff like that.
Speaker 2: Like if if they're young, like a little garage band,
Speaker 2: it's like that's they're they're just figuring it out.
Speaker 3: I completely That's why it's what I wasn't pushing back
Speaker 3: the people pushing like I under I totally understand them
Speaker 3: it because I can show you the first song I
Speaker 3: ever wrote with my buddy. It's you know, it's hot,
Speaker 3: it's it is it's pure diarrhea. There's no no other
Speaker 3: way to would.
Speaker 1: Describe it pure diarrhea.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I actually I might re just record it like
Speaker 3: with modern technology, but still have people understand, like, this
Speaker 3: is what my first song ever made sounded like, and
Speaker 3: people will be like, oh.
Speaker 1: It sucks, this is this is garb for me.
Speaker 2: For me, I think one of the worst for me.
Speaker 2: It's it's technically it's technically I guess not like I
Speaker 2: like it. Like that by Cardi B. I really hate
Speaker 2: that ship. I really hate her version of that fucking song.
Speaker 1: It's not a cover though, it's not no.
Speaker 2: Ye different lyrics, I guess there's different lyrics BENEATHO sounds
Speaker 2: good in it, but everybody else is like I hate
Speaker 2: everyone here.
Speaker 1: I don't like you, I don't like y'all. I don't
Speaker 1: like Jay Bauvien. I really don't like Cardi B. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think is pretty rough.
Speaker 2: She's she's pretty terrible, pretty terrible artist, pretty horrible.
Speaker 3: That's an interesting I actually, really this is an interesting
Speaker 3: thing that I actually want to dive deep into because yeah,
Speaker 3: there's a lot of bad covers out there, but yeah,
Speaker 3: what is considered the.
Speaker 1: Worst because there's bad samples, Like there's like like I
Speaker 1: like it, like that, it's a bad sample. Machine Gun
Speaker 1: Kelly fucking sampling Swing Life away that writes against song
Speaker 1: is a bad sample. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I didn't hear machine Gun Kelly and Gun Kelly is
Speaker 2: pretty talented, but he's made so much bad ship and
Speaker 2: it's like, dude.
Speaker 1: Hef if he paid, if he paired with the songwriter,
Speaker 1: I think, uh, I think he'd be he'd be pretty
Speaker 1: decent because I think he can deliver things well, Like
Speaker 1: I think he's got a decent like delivery, and he's
Speaker 1: multifaceted enough where he's like, he's decent at a lot
Speaker 1: of things. Is that particularly great and any one of them?
Speaker 1: But I think if he paired with somebody who like
Speaker 1: was you know, he needs he needs.
Speaker 3: Like someone who's actually a savant and that could help
Speaker 3: him just hone his skills and actually write like good music.
Speaker 3: Because some of the records that he put out when
Speaker 3: he was doing that pop punk era, some of the
Speaker 3: stuff on there was actually if he if he removed
Speaker 3: his voice, I was like, oh, this is good, Like
Speaker 3: put somebody talented over it, because I'm like, because he
Speaker 3: can't sing, like he's not a good singer, you know,
Speaker 3: like it's just like all right, which.
Speaker 2: I think he passed the envelope pretty well for that
Speaker 2: genre he's singing format. I'm being honest, I don't.
Speaker 1: I mean, there are.
Speaker 2: Definitely better, definitely better, I would say, but like he's
Speaker 2: he's good enough for me to be like, oh, this
Speaker 2: is horrible. I think he just sounds like people singing
Speaker 2: that genre music. Granted that is not my I.
Speaker 3: Think he sounds like he's almost talking. The way he's singing,
Speaker 3: he almost sounds like he's almost talking.
Speaker 1: I feel like it when I was growing up, sounded
Speaker 1: like they were almost talking.
Speaker 3: The furthest from being in the pop punk John but no,
Speaker 3: they were emoting. They were too passionate and almost annoying.
Speaker 3: I'm Tom DeLong think about about that fucker from a.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to forget that dig did think while we're
Speaker 1: talking about Patrick Stump, even though he's a great singer,
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, there's a lot of emoting and pop
Speaker 1: punk and then he's just like the.
Speaker 3: Girl and I'm like, bro, they're not even singing. You're
Speaker 3: just you're barely saying emo girl like.
Speaker 1: Seeing do it do something.
Speaker 2: I'm not the the best to that genre of music
Speaker 2: because I hate it, but I understand you know what
Speaker 2: singing is for me. It just sounds like this is
Speaker 2: just this genre of music. It's like he he sounds
Speaker 2: like someone that's singing that genre of music to.
Speaker 3: Me, Like, I I know you know what papa, because
Speaker 3: you said used to date women, you know what paramore
Speaker 3: is and all that ship. Well, yeah, is what you're
Speaker 3: saying right now is I know you don't actually believe
Speaker 3: that because people in the pop up genre do not
Speaker 3: do what he did, So what you're saying.
Speaker 2: Doesn't track at all. I feel like he was singing.
Speaker 2: I feel like it might not have been riveting, but
Speaker 2: I feel like he was singing.
Speaker 1: It was. It wasn't like I.
Speaker 3: Mean, hey call it singing, you can call it. Can
Speaker 3: classify well, like, I'm not gonna I'm not gonna like.
Speaker 1: To like just just pull up one of his songs.
Speaker 1: You can't sit there and compare like fucking uh machinegun
Speaker 1: character like Patrick Stump or something like. It's so it's
Speaker 1: so clear that there's like or even Brandon Yuri you know,
Speaker 1: like you know what I mean, Like these guys are
Speaker 1: good singers, like you know, very.
Speaker 3: Good, very passionate, like very they're actually bellowing and that's
Speaker 3: the thing. Like they're using their fucking diaphragm. And he's
Speaker 3: just like I feel like like.
Speaker 2: Is a particular case, like he's a singer, like a
Speaker 2: real singer, like he sings in choirs and stuff. That
Speaker 2: is like not like the person that's like throwing freaking
Speaker 2: Winson also not.
Speaker 3: Even talking about well like listen to what I'm saying
Speaker 3: with the fucking they're saying.
Speaker 2: Actually more like they're more singers than it's like that's
Speaker 2: son like that is Pep Wins right, Like Pete wins right.
Speaker 2: Pete Wins kind of talked when he was vocalist, was
Speaker 2: he he was the leader, he's the basis.
Speaker 1: No, that's Patrick. He doesn't he there be moments where
Speaker 1: he talking they'd be more good dance, all right, we
Speaker 1: can't talk about this. We can't talk about we can't
Speaker 1: we can't talk about this. Doesn't he's not in the
Speaker 1: same reality. That is crazy Patrick stuff talks to the
Speaker 1: other side of the apocalypse.
Speaker 2: But where's he's he's effectively doing the same thing me
Speaker 2: Jing gun Kelly is doing like I like not the
Speaker 2: whole time he does sing.
Speaker 3: I want, he does to attack you like a dog
Speaker 3: right now, bust through Like.
Speaker 2: She's not gonna gree because she's a huge fan of
Speaker 2: the era of music. You don't know what you're talking about, but.
Speaker 1: There's a lot and have to like this ship to
Speaker 1: understand it.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying, like, I feel like a lot of
Speaker 2: people were, like there was a lot of emoting in
Speaker 2: the music.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna there wasn't. It was called you know,
Speaker 1: demo em like.
Speaker 2: But the idea is that I feel like parts of
Speaker 2: the songs and a lot of songs that were out
Speaker 2: that time, people were effectively just like rhythmically.
Speaker 1: Talking on the beat.
Speaker 2: Sometimes they was always not always, don't get me wrong,
Speaker 2: sometimes they would.
Speaker 3: But my point and after this is that like that's
Speaker 3: all he does, like say, say, for example, dance Dance,
Speaker 3: Dance Dance, one of my favorite songs from from them.
Speaker 3: The verses, he's basically you know, talking in melody like
Speaker 3: he's singing, but it's like a very it's very mellow,
Speaker 3: you know.
Speaker 1: She says she's no good with words, but I'm worse.
Speaker 3: But like machine gun Kelly is doing that all the
Speaker 3: fucking time, okay, like like even in the chorus hits
Speaker 3: and he's bare, like he just gets louder, but he's not.
Speaker 3: Like I'm like, bro, use your fucking chess man, use
Speaker 3: your diaphragm sing.
Speaker 1: He doesn't really do it. It's awful, but hey, it's whatever. Whatever,
Speaker 1: it's not for me, it's fine. I know some people
Speaker 1: say the sound of silence, that fucking disturbed covers pretty bad.
Speaker 3: Oh, that's stupid, that's that's I understand if you don't
Speaker 3: like it, but I would.
Speaker 1: I would hard disagree with it being bad. I would.
Speaker 1: I would. I would say so too, like I don't know,
Speaker 1: it's not the same, but it's performed well, it's like
Speaker 1: it sounds me great. If that ain't your I totally
Speaker 1: get that. Yeah, but like you can't say that that's
Speaker 1: a bad cover. That's stupid.
Speaker 3: I hate when people don't differentiate. It's like, brother, if
Speaker 3: you don't like it, that's fine.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the greatest problem in the universe. I don't
Speaker 2: like something it's bad, it's like, that's not the same thing.
Speaker 1: Man. You I feel like you just did that.
Speaker 2: I did not say anything was bad. You see what
Speaker 2: what just happened right now, Live, Live and Direct. They
Speaker 2: just have it all right, roll the tape back. I
Speaker 2: literally said, it sounds sort of similar to other people
Speaker 2: were doing at that time. That is what I said.
Speaker 2: And then Derek clarified, Yes, but he's doing it the
Speaker 2: whole song.
Speaker 1: No, but you said you said I hate that genre. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so they're all not singing.
Speaker 2: I I did not say that, ver baby, I did.
Speaker 2: I literally, I literally didn't say that. I said, I'm
Speaker 2: not the biggest fan of that genre. So I'm not
Speaker 2: someone who's gonna die on the hill. But I feel
Speaker 2: like a lot of that genre. I heard these people
Speaker 2: singing like that.
Speaker 1: What's the worst cover? I did? Worst cover?
Speaker 2: The worst cover is there has to be some pretty
Speaker 2: bad ones.
Speaker 3: I actually looks probably like a list of ship Yeah, imagine.
Speaker 1: Mike gal Gadol. Come on, that's not a cover that's
Speaker 1: funny as fun though that is good, that is good.
Speaker 2: That is the worst cover.
Speaker 1: Probably. I will say, you know what does upset me?
Speaker 3: And this is probably a lot of people might even
Speaker 3: be mad about this that are that are in the hipsters.
Speaker 3: So one of my favorite bands is called Bay Route.
Speaker 3: They have a song called Postcards in Italy and Florence
Speaker 3: from Florence's Machine. She did a cover of it and
Speaker 3: I fucking hate it, especially she's just she's going weight.
Speaker 3: She's doing me like what I would like, Oh, you
Speaker 3: know Mariah carry on a grande when they're showing off. Yeah,
Speaker 3: Like she's kind of doing that, like not at their level,
Speaker 3: but it feels like she's like, oh, check out my
Speaker 3: range and check out like what I can really do
Speaker 3: with this vibrado.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, I don't like this. Oh you know,
Speaker 1: it's a great answer for this. Every single song and
Speaker 1: the live action Lion Gig Jesus Christ Beyond Beyonce ruined
Speaker 1: every song she was in. It's truly baverizing because she's
Speaker 1: doing that exact thing that you're talking about. She's doing that.
Speaker 2: Exactly over him. She's literally singing over Donald Glover the
Speaker 2: whole movie, and he's probably like, Okay, I'm gonna get
Speaker 2: my millions and leave.
Speaker 3: I guess you can't tell her nothing. That's the problem
Speaker 3: is you probably couldn't tell her nothing. They would have
Speaker 3: been like, hey, dial it back, but they're like, I
Speaker 3: can't tell Beyonce. That fucking jay Z's behind her, fucking
Speaker 3: ready to pounce on me, Like, yeah.
Speaker 2: Cammel, he's gonna make the sun set on my family
Speaker 2: if I tell her right down.
Speaker 1: So I can't do any Did you say.
Speaker 3: Like a cammebl Yeah, because he looks like Joe Campbell
Speaker 3: the cigarette that's what I thought you met.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was, I was hoping he made the Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's crazy. Joe hambl is exiting somebody. There used to
Speaker 1: be a website.
Speaker 3: It might still exist, totally looks like dot com and yeah,
Speaker 3: every once in a while would check that ship, and yeah,
Speaker 3: that was one of them.
Speaker 1: We checked that. We checked that recently or not recently.
Speaker 1: But in like one of our one of the more
Speaker 1: recent episodes where we were trying to find whether or
Speaker 1: not the what is it that fucking the guy from
Speaker 1: zode Zorda, what the fuck was the show? Was jay
Speaker 1: Leno mime character Beetleborgs trying to figure out if jay
Speaker 1: Leno looked like the beatle.
Speaker 3: Borg looked like a flabber right from Borgs.
Speaker 1: A fucking impossibly stupid day for that character. I can't,
Speaker 1: I really can't get over that.
Speaker 2: Is that the show Initially it's like a spin off
Speaker 2: of Supercentai, and the Japanese version is really cool, and
Speaker 2: the American version is just ship.
Speaker 3: I'm sure, yeah, American versions for autistic children.
Speaker 1: I mean, come on, it's really insane.
Speaker 2: How like how much better power Ranges the Supercentai is
Speaker 2: over there, it's like wild, It's like it's cool over here.
Speaker 3: It's it's I wouldn't call it cool, but I would
Speaker 3: say it's way more entertaining.
Speaker 1: What I don't know, it's I guess if you're.
Speaker 2: Into still Dogship, but it's like, this is cool, like this,
Speaker 2: Chris Inane cool?
Speaker 1: What are you? So? I'm looking at a list of
Speaker 1: the worst covers ever, and one of them is William
Speaker 1: Shatner Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds. Oh right, because
Speaker 1: he did a cover album. He did a cover album,
Speaker 1: and I totally forgot about this. I've listened to right now.
Speaker 1: It's bad. You want to Yeah, this is pretty? This
Speaker 1: is up there because this literally is what Kingsy was
Speaker 1: talking about, except way way extreme, where it's like it's
Speaker 1: literally William Shatner talking like William Shatner over the instrumental
Speaker 1: of Lucy and this guy with diamonds. That's good. There's
Speaker 1: like no singing at all. Oh yeah, Kanye West doing
Speaker 1: Bohemian Rhapsody at that at that concert was pretty bad. Unfortunate. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like one of those times I'm like, hey, where's
Speaker 1: your autotune?
Speaker 5: Man, where's the where's the.
Speaker 2: Maybe a little pitch correction on your on your he's
Speaker 2: not a good singer, and he keeps trying. It's like, yeah,
Speaker 2: you're not a good singer. Like harmonize, but you're not
Speaker 2: a good singer.
Speaker 1: That's not your heartbreak.
Speaker 3: It's like do that like that was the whole point,
Speaker 3: wasn't it That you didn't sing well? So you did?
Speaker 3: You use the pitch correction and you sounded quote unquote good.
Speaker 1: The songs are good though, like, hey, look you don't
Speaker 1: need to sing well that like Young Angus Young sounds
Speaker 1: like death. That's an anomaly. Oh that's well, his name
Speaker 1: is not he's the other guy. Oh what's the other guy? Sorry?
Speaker 3: Angus Young is the guitarist that dresses like a school
Speaker 3: kid and actually gives me the creeps.
Speaker 1: Now that he's like, yeah, he still does it. Well,
Speaker 1: his name is beef Old. Now the fuck up Surloin
Speaker 1: Olds all. I couldn't.
Speaker 5: I can't be the first person.
Speaker 1: I love it. I love it. That sucks so much.
Speaker 1: His name is like Brian's. It's something so basic that
Speaker 1: I know. It's like it's like Brian Thompson, Brian Williams
Speaker 1: or something bullshit.
Speaker 5: I can't remember.
Speaker 1: Way Brian Thompson was the fu. Yeah, but uh, you know,
Speaker 1: it's somewhat it's somewhat similar and see a C. The
Speaker 1: weird thing is that if you if you look at
Speaker 1: we might have did it on the show. I don't remember.
Speaker 3: Uh, maybe it was something else, but looking up how
Speaker 3: he sounded before he was in a C D C
Speaker 3: really good voice, and then he started doing that bird ship.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was like these he joined the band and
Speaker 1: it was like, man, these guitarists suck.
Speaker 2: I sound way too good.
Speaker 1: I sound way too good. I gotta I gotta, I
Speaker 1: gotta really uh Brian Johnson, Brian Johnson, Yeah, damn close,
Speaker 1: it's the same, very close. Might as well be. This
Speaker 1: is the thing I said before? What was that?
Speaker 5: You know, what's the guy the guy that got shot?
Speaker 1: What's his name is Brian Thompson Thompson. Okay, yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: here's the guy that, uh Luigi murked, Yeah, he got
Speaker 1: Luigi anyway, let's see uh pa. So we did a
Speaker 1: Game of the Year episode already stroking my stroking my
Speaker 1: shit to Rick Blackman's videos already and he says, hey,
Speaker 1: Fat black and Puerto Rican. So far, what are your
Speaker 1: top five or top ten games of twenty twenty five?
Speaker 1: Exposion thirty three is my number one, Silk Song is two,
Speaker 1: and Dispatches three, Dying Dying Like the Beast is probably four.
Speaker 1: I heard good things about that and arc Raders are
Speaker 1: slowly making its way up the list, but it's probably
Speaker 1: seven to my top ten right now. We did a
Speaker 1: whole kind of episode going over the nominations. This might
Speaker 1: be a little bit late, so we won't belabor it,
Speaker 1: but like we you can listen to us talking that episode. Sorry,
Speaker 1: it's the timing question. Yeah, appreciate it. But Expedition thirty
Speaker 1: three is clearly like I don't know man. For me,
Speaker 1: it's my game of the year. I want to play
Speaker 1: it again.
Speaker 3: But with I was looking on how to end the
Speaker 3: last episode and I have just so Gustave is naked
Speaker 3: from behind and you can just see the beginning of
Speaker 3: his butt crack and that's the very end. There's always
Speaker 3: an end image. And I was like, I need something.
Speaker 3: It's fucking late, you know, and I'm like, I need something.
Speaker 3: Jojo comes in and like she's gonna say, I'm gonna
Speaker 3: go to sleep, good night, And I was like, hey,
Speaker 3: you want to see what I'm researching?
Speaker 5: Just nudes of the expedition cast.
Speaker 1: Fucking crazy, God bless, but yeah, experts up there and
Speaker 1: our greatest is slowly climbing. For me too, I think it's, uh,
Speaker 1: it's got something, it's got a it's got a sauce
Speaker 1: to it. But uh, but yeah, let's see nineteen eighty
Speaker 1: four George Orwell, that's so stupid, George Jorwell. So it's
Speaker 1: it's written like J J O R j R space
Speaker 1: w l E. It's George, George Jorwell, George. That's funny.
Speaker 3: I never thought about that, like saying it fast. It
Speaker 3: literally does sound like that, George Orwell.
Speaker 1: I like that. But he says, have y'all seen the
Speaker 1: splinter Cell anime on Netflix? If so, thoughts, So, here's
Speaker 1: the thing about this. I'm a bit I'm a splinter
Speaker 1: Cell guy. A lot of the audience knows this both
Speaker 1: for Sacred and for the show and interpersonally, not a
Speaker 1: single person has mentioned this show to me, which I
Speaker 1: think is kind of a sign, you know, where like
Speaker 1: no one said, huh, that's pretty good, you know, like
Speaker 1: no one's that's not been a thing I heard. I
Speaker 1: haven't heard anything bad about it either. I've heard absolutely
Speaker 1: fucking nothing about it. And so because of course it's
Speaker 1: fucking splinter cell and they haven't had a game in
Speaker 1: ten years. So yeah, no, I'm I don't know. Maybe
Speaker 1: I'll check it out out of morbid curiosity, but like
Speaker 1: I don't, I don't. I can't imagine this being anything
Speaker 1: special apparently. Also, do you know that ex Defiant game.
Speaker 1: Do you remember that game? Yeah, the Ubi Soft thing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that apparently used to be a splaining cell game, and
Speaker 1: then they retooled into a live service. So like, I'm
Speaker 1: cursed as that goes, but I hate it. What were
Speaker 1: you gonna say nothing?
Speaker 3: Because you already overtook My My eye twitched when you
Speaker 3: said that's crazy. I'm at the point where saying live
Speaker 3: service makes my eye twitch.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's not I understand.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because I think about I think about a lot. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I was maybe I've been seeing more leaks of the
Speaker 3: Blue Point. They were doing the God of War Life
Speaker 3: Service thing, and I've been seeing more like images of this,
Speaker 3: and I'm like, I don't believe.
Speaker 1: I can't believe. Twentieth anniversary.
Speaker 3: It seems like everybody's expected a remake of the first
Speaker 3: God of War and they're like, oh no, but a
Speaker 3: fucking life service game was canceled.
Speaker 1: It is very funny to me that like PlayStation just refuses.
Speaker 1: They're just like, no, you can't have that first game again.
Speaker 1: And then Microsoft is like, we'll remake Halo one again again,
Speaker 1: you know what I like. It's kind of like, bro,
Speaker 1: I would have been all over. I got a War
Speaker 1: one remake would be nice. There's a guy that's using
Speaker 1: fucking uh fuck, what are you using right now to
Speaker 1: make shit? What's the oh my god?
Speaker 2: Uh for blender?
Speaker 1: Blender? Oh oh yeah, sorry, yeah I could. I was like,
Speaker 1: what the hell?
Speaker 3: Am okay, there's a guy right now, heavy action, phenomenal editor.
Speaker 3: He was just like, fuck it. I spent months just
Speaker 3: making the intro to God of War one remastered and
Speaker 3: you did a phenomenal job, Like fucking shout out. I
Speaker 3: wish I remembered his name, but anyone who's a sad
Speaker 3: God of War. They must have seen this already because
Speaker 3: like they're like, oh the Sata Monica if to do it,
Speaker 3: Sony is obviously not green Light and ship for whatever
Speaker 3: fucking reason.
Speaker 1: But yeah, like I said, hey, another Halo.
Speaker 3: Fucking remastered uh, Gears of War for Xbox fucking even
Speaker 3: though they already had this ultimate addition that looks fine.
Speaker 1: You know I didn't really I think I'm seeing it
Speaker 1: right now, Oh you are? Yeah, maybe I got of
Speaker 1: more remake intro by a film a look, uh alf
Speaker 1: ally Ali film Works. That sounds right, That sounds right. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like it's it's like him throwing himself off the cliff. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so that's the first one he did it. There's an
Speaker 1: updated one. He just released it a few days ago.
Speaker 1: Oh cool, cool cool, Yeah, yeah, it's it's with the hydra.
Speaker 1: It's frustrating, man, it's uh, I don't know the idea
Speaker 1: that they were making a lot kicks it. Would you uh?
Speaker 1: Would you be all over a multiplayer God of War game? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I get it. Yeah.
Speaker 3: They did it for a chat no no, no acension, ascension,
Speaker 3: and there is even though everybody that played it was
Speaker 3: like that was fun. Like you said, it was like
Speaker 3: the same thing with the Last of Us. People played,
Speaker 3: they're like, oh, that was fun, but also I don't care.
Speaker 2: No dude, last was multiplayer was awesome. I really enjoyed.
Speaker 2: I really really it was fun.
Speaker 3: But it just you know, but at the end of
Speaker 3: the day, no one is begging for that ship. No
Speaker 3: one's like, oh, man, like say if if it was
Speaker 3: a really good sweet treat, it was fucking I can't
Speaker 3: wait for the fucking next patch. And in the last
Speaker 3: was part two.
Speaker 1: Like no one was talking about that, you know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. They said.
Speaker 2: Then they said they were gonna do a multiplayer for
Speaker 2: the last part two and they were like, never mind.
Speaker 1: Well, so they were working on it. So they did it,
Speaker 1: and then they were like, this is getting way bigger,
Speaker 1: so we're gonna actually make it its own separate thing.
Speaker 1: And so they spun it off into its own separate thing,
Speaker 1: and then they announced it and they showed some like
Speaker 1: uh screenshots of it or like concept art of it,
Speaker 1: and then a year later they were like, hey, Bungie
Speaker 1: came by and they said we can't do this or
Speaker 1: something like that. It wasn't that exactly so, but they
Speaker 1: had they had a bunch of other studios kind of
Speaker 1: come in and look at it, and Bungie was basically
Speaker 1: Bunche basically told them it's like, you guys are making
Speaker 1: a live service game at this point. You you should
Speaker 1: understand because that's primarily what we do. That if you're
Speaker 1: going to do this, it's going to be all of
Speaker 1: what you do. You need to work around the clock
Speaker 1: on this, and you're probably not going to be able
Speaker 1: to really make more things after this. And then they
Speaker 1: were like, oh yeah, and so they canceled it. It's great.
Speaker 1: It's crazy if you.
Speaker 2: Play that game.
Speaker 1: It is crazy to me that they didn't understand that though,
Speaker 1: Like live service games are like hell to like and
Speaker 1: it's not even like a secret, Like if you're in
Speaker 1: the industry, you if you work at Naughty Dog, you
Speaker 1: undoubtedly know other people who are working on live service
Speaker 1: games who could tell you these things. So it's crazy
Speaker 1: to me that they were just like, what do you
Speaker 1: mean We're gonna have to devote all of our time
Speaker 1: to this.
Speaker 2: I mean it's probably very in house, you know, like
Speaker 2: very like in house. You don't really talk about it
Speaker 2: too much.
Speaker 1: I get I just it seems like common it seems
Speaker 1: basic sense. It's the same it's the same reason that like,
Speaker 1: oh hey, it's the same way that you and I
Speaker 1: and like all of our friends can look at oh wow,
Speaker 1: the games industry is kind of growing during the pandemic
Speaker 1: because everybody's home and everybody's indoors and they're playing video games.
Speaker 1: So every a lot more people are playing than normal.
Speaker 1: We shouldn't hire two hundred more people to keep up
Speaker 1: with that, because these people are eventually going to once
Speaker 1: the pandemic ends, they're going to stop playing, and they're
Speaker 1: going to have to lay off eighty percent of the
Speaker 1: workforce that we just hired. But like that's common sense,
Speaker 1: but like a lot of people did it anyway.
Speaker 2: That's wrong, Chris. You'd have to pay Why would you
Speaker 2: pay people more for the work they do? Or you
Speaker 2: can just hire more people and pay them less?
Speaker 1: Your what? Why not?
Speaker 2: You could pay people for more work, you know, expect
Speaker 2: more work out of them and pay them more for it.
Speaker 2: Or you could hire more people pay them less than
Speaker 2: you would ultimately end up paying the people you would
Speaker 2: hire more for more.
Speaker 1: I guess why do that? Why? I mean, why would
Speaker 1: I spend money on work. That is why a lot
Speaker 1: of layoffs do happen. Were like like old talent, Like
Speaker 1: a lot of people will always like wonder, like I
Speaker 1: can't believe they fired this like veteran developer from this studio.
Speaker 1: And it's like that, excuse me, I want to pay
Speaker 1: him more because that veteran developer makes probably like two
Speaker 1: hundred thousand dollars a year because he's a veteran developer
Speaker 1: who's been there since the beginning.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And they were like and they're like, we don't
Speaker 2: want to pay you any.
Speaker 3: More, talented intern, and pay him in fucking cheese sandwiches.
Speaker 2: We'll we'll get this twenty four year old that just
Speaker 2: finished college, has so much debt and will work literally
Speaker 2: for anything we tell them for, and we'll fucking will
Speaker 2: fuck this guy over.
Speaker 3: You'll get the last of You'll get naughty dog key chains.
Speaker 2: And you get paid in change, and it's only like
Speaker 2: eight of them you get.
Speaker 1: You get paid in faded photographs of Neil Druckman.
Speaker 2: With little I Love Israels on the bottom. The little
Speaker 2: was written on the bottom, and it's like, is it
Speaker 2: this cool?
Speaker 1: And he's like that's crazy. Wish you were here. All right,
Speaker 1: let's see. Uh uh what is this? I don't even
Speaker 1: know what this is. This is a fucking ridiculous question
Speaker 1: because it's like it's really schizophrenic. What what would it
Speaker 1: sound like if Scooby said the N word. I mean,
Speaker 1: I think you can visually, I think you can visualize
Speaker 1: it fairly, fairly. Well, is that the name of the person? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's the name. Oh, it's the name of the person.
Speaker 1: He says, Hey, you big, big beautiful boys, first time, right,
Speaker 1: have been listening on the overnight shift since twenty twenty.
Speaker 1: Oh sick, thanks for writing in my guy, he says,
Speaker 1: I'd love to hear y'all's favorite SpongeBob crash out or
Speaker 1: I don't know, favorite pie flavor. No fucking I don't
Speaker 1: give a shit about that spongebo dude. I I will say,
Speaker 1: the SpongeBob crash out that lives for rent free in
Speaker 1: my mind is the stupid dime.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because when I need a job done, I get
Speaker 2: somebody with a job to do that. I love how
Speaker 2: they animate him in that moment, because they actually really
Speaker 2: animate him, like he's kind of like not animated super well,
Speaker 2: and then in that moment to animate, his teeth, his
Speaker 2: face's eyes, and it's goods, Like, what do you getting.
Speaker 1: That that whole episode is full of great? Because that's
Speaker 1: that's a separate one from the one I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: It's from the same episode, but that that sequence is
Speaker 1: exactly before Yeah, because he goes what was that sequence? Yes,
Speaker 1: because he runs to you saying and then he runs
Speaker 1: to the Krusty krab and shakes mister Krabs Crestagia cheapscape, Yeah,
Speaker 1: crustagious scape, which is like vaguely slur is the realm
Speaker 1: of SpongeBob. Yeah, but uh it's a racial descriptor, shakes
Speaker 1: him and then the fucking ancient dime falls out of
Speaker 1: his pockets.
Speaker 2: It crazy is that he knew he had Like mister
Speaker 2: mister Crabbs, I really don't like mister Crabbs, Like I
Speaker 2: actually genuinely why despise him? He's probably he's trinny. That's
Speaker 2: probably why I don't like him. But that's why I
Speaker 2: probably don't like him very much. But it really bothers me.
Speaker 2: And I'm just like, Yo, you think I can I
Speaker 2: can say triny, I can say it.
Speaker 1: I think you could say is a slur? I don't
Speaker 1: think it is here supposed to say trins person. Yes,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, no.
Speaker 2: So so but yeah, so so he knew he had
Speaker 2: to dime the whole time.
Speaker 1: He knew he had it, did he? He's yes, that's
Speaker 1: what you're thinking. It's in his pocket the whole time.
Speaker 1: He shook it loose out of his pocket. Is he
Speaker 1: seriously from that? You can't?
Speaker 2: You can so what I was like, Oh, this guy
Speaker 2: probably knew he had the diamond the whole time.
Speaker 1: He's just being a piece of ship.
Speaker 3: What video essay did you fucking watch that convinced you
Speaker 3: that that's what was the point of that?
Speaker 2: Well, it's not the point of it. The point of it.
Speaker 2: He's he sucks and he won. He just wanted to
Speaker 2: fire squod word. But the fact that he lied about
Speaker 2: that and made SpongeBob suffer, which he knew about, fucking
Speaker 2: killed this guy.
Speaker 1: What video essay did you watch? That? Can nothing?
Speaker 2: I watched the episode you're using it recently.
Speaker 3: It sounds like like this is what a video essay does.
Speaker 3: It tries to use logic in a cartoon and like, well, logically,
Speaker 3: if the dime was in his pants and it's so large,
Speaker 3: you'd have to have known, so he just wanted a
Speaker 3: fire scooter.
Speaker 1: No, that's not the point of that at all, the
Speaker 1: point of that just a shitty guy.
Speaker 3: No, he literally just he didn't know his dime was there.
Speaker 3: It got shook out and he's like, oops, my bad.
Speaker 3: And then the joke is it's so large that he
Speaker 3: should have known.
Speaker 2: Derek does that? Yes, okay, that is very very possible, right, yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 2: yes that's true. But based on mister Crab's behavior throughout
Speaker 2: the entirety of we knowing him, does him making squid
Speaker 2: words suffer just because sound like it's an unreasonable thing
Speaker 2: to you? Actually, yes, because he only cares about money.
Speaker 2: He has actively made him suffer before.
Speaker 1: He doesn't care does saving money or there's there's a
Speaker 1: thing that.
Speaker 2: It's always if it's convenient for him, Fuck it, everybody
Speaker 2: could burn.
Speaker 1: It's like deliver this. We don't sell pizza here.
Speaker 3: He mashes a burger in the pizza, but.
Speaker 2: He like he gets like three grabby daddies and does
Speaker 2: something and it's a pizza.
Speaker 5: This is a mythical creature at this point.
Speaker 1: Wait, wait, hold on, it did this really happen down? Like?
Speaker 1: You don't you don't remember we don't sell pizzas.
Speaker 3: And then he just immediately just mashes into a pizza,
Speaker 3: literally turns it into a pizza. It's that's such a
Speaker 3: great fucking episode man, the Pioneers. As a matter of fact,
Speaker 3: there I just stumbled upon a clip of him doing
Speaker 3: the krusty krab and like the soul like the bluesy
Speaker 3: crusty krayh.
Speaker 1: Yeah. But then somebody was like, we are Charlie. It
Speaker 1: looks like he's singing. Yeah. It's really like, of course,
Speaker 1: I forgot that this is I totally forgot. Like I
Speaker 1: remember the Krusty krab pizza episode very very well. I
Speaker 1: totally forgot that this is how it started. And it
Speaker 1: took like he took like fourteen burgers and mashed him
Speaker 1: into a pizza. He just he just turned them into
Speaker 1: a pizza. He just made them that way.
Speaker 3: I love that truck driver is trying to kill SpongeBob.
Speaker 3: When he starts breakdancing, he's doing the Pioneer fucking call like,
Speaker 3: oh listen, and then he's like whatever, he says something
Speaker 3: something breakdancers, and it's like look he's stopping, and then
Speaker 3: it close upon his face.
Speaker 1: And he's like like freaking out.
Speaker 5: It's so funny.
Speaker 1: That is my favorite. That is my favorite crash out
Speaker 1: though it's like with the dime, because that's the one
Speaker 1: that comes to mind. The that's the first one that
Speaker 1: comes to mind. I'm sure there's like other ones that
Speaker 1: are pretty good, but like I like the guy that's
Speaker 1: what did you put? What did you do to my drink?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: I I you? What?
Speaker 2: You?
Speaker 6: What?
Speaker 1: Is iconic delivery that I don't even think they understood
Speaker 1: the magic of when they when they when they recorded it,
Speaker 1: like I don't know how you record that and you
Speaker 1: don't you what what did you do to my drink?
Speaker 1: I love that. I love that image of him too,
Speaker 1: being like like there's any there's a specific image of
Speaker 1: that fish where he's got his neck creamed outward like
Speaker 1: ninety degrees.
Speaker 2: There's a there's another one.
Speaker 1: There's another one one.
Speaker 2: Here's my favorite moment, my favorite moment of Mars when
Speaker 2: they throw me throw and the flying Dutchman throws squidword
Speaker 2: into hell effectively hell, and it's like, oh, that's a
Speaker 2: crazy moment. Also, and there's also the moment where he's
Speaker 2: like when he's like it's a dumbstar.
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know. I think I thought
Speaker 1: you would know about stupid stars. I think that's another
Speaker 1: funny moment too, Like there's so many.
Speaker 2: I think, like the first genuine five seasons a SpongeBob
Speaker 2: have some of the insane moments.
Speaker 1: I typed in squidword falling and through hell. It is
Speaker 1: autocomplete at thro That is insane. I forgot about that imagery.
Speaker 1: The imagery of the void is crazy. Yeah, he opens
Speaker 1: up a zipper in this in the fucking air. Do
Speaker 1: you remember the.
Speaker 2: Who puts You on the planet moment where he's like
Speaker 2: doing a dance and he's like, that is stupid as dancer.
Speaker 1: It's fun about reports who put you on the planet.
Speaker 1: I don't remember that, actually don't remember that.
Speaker 2: Or there's another one when he's like what you call it?
Speaker 1: I actually can't even imagine a box down the hill
Speaker 1: or down a lake.
Speaker 2: The old lady says the plankton and he's like about
Speaker 2: to put you in a box floating down a lake.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's from the one of the later ones.
Speaker 1: It is, but uh, yeah, for sure, I don't remember
Speaker 1: that when I was a kid, But uh, dude, the
Speaker 1: imagery that is like flying by squidward as he's falling
Speaker 1: through the void here is hysterical. Yeah, it's because none
Speaker 1: of it, it's all just like these genuinely horrifying faces.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that kind of remind me of something that would
Speaker 3: be that would live at rock bottom.
Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, all of it, except like highly detailed and
Speaker 1: like painted. There's a little skull with a snake just
Speaker 1: falling out of its mouth. Insane ship. But uh yeah, anyway,
Speaker 1: there's there's a lot of good ones.
Speaker 2: When he's making fund of Patrick at the fucking at
Speaker 2: the games, like you can't do they have fingernails? Well
Speaker 2: that's not nice. How can you hear it? You don't
Speaker 2: have ears? He's just tearing Patrick down for being disabled.
Speaker 1: He is to say he's profoundly disabled.
Speaker 2: Yeah, in every way, imagine Patrick's a jackass. Rob is
Speaker 2: is annoying, but he's not a shithead.
Speaker 1: Patrick is literally sponge Rob has been kind of a
Speaker 1: shithead sometimes. There's there's some episodes where he's like.
Speaker 2: At first he wasn't he becomes kind of an asshole
Speaker 2: for sure, but.
Speaker 1: No, I know, but there's episodes where he's like clearly
Speaker 1: like bothering squid word in a way that's like brother
Speaker 1: like like it it's like, you're so stupid in universe.
Speaker 1: He doesn't understand that that's what he's doing.
Speaker 3: But like, think about when he when he he crashes
Speaker 3: Squidwards house and while he was sleeping, because you know,
Speaker 3: his his his uh, he got his house, got eaten
Speaker 3: spouse and he's like, oh, could you screw it over?
Speaker 3: Could you get me a glass of water?
Speaker 1: And all this ship and like he takes up most
Speaker 1: of the fucking pillow, like he just like that's like
Speaker 1: a dick, like a complete piece of ship. And then
Speaker 1: you know, like good night, SpongeBob. I love that close
Speaker 1: up after he said SpongeBob like three seconds later, and the.
Speaker 2: Grass of the glass breaking sound.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's an iconic sound because it's like fucking the
Speaker 1: image is painted, yeah, I'm sure, but his eyes are
Speaker 1: animated and so like it's it's good stuff. All right,
Speaker 1: let's see, Uh would you choose? And why the fuck
Speaker 1: is this? Whoa Okay? I read this right? Hold on,
Speaker 1: I gotta scroll down a little bit more because we
Speaker 1: read some of these already in the previous episode. What
Speaker 1: uh is there anything in the news? Is anything happening
Speaker 1: while we've been recording any any updates. I don't think so.
Speaker 1: I have Twitter. Donnie has been Bone song, who could
Speaker 1: have saw mouth? Mediocre clarinet player. It is crazy. It's
Speaker 1: underwear or the wrong direction.
Speaker 2: Shut your bow. I love SpongeBob Man. That show was
Speaker 2: connected with so many good memories for me. It's insane.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's good stuff. Trump and Mom, Donny's trending. Let's
Speaker 1: see whatever anything's happening. Yep, he got Bone so man,
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, Oh, that's so weird seeing him stand
Speaker 1: next to him, uh.
Speaker 3: And Trump after calling him a communists and everything, I'm
Speaker 3: sure that's just gonna be all cordial and ship, Like
Speaker 3: I hate this Yeah about communists is gonna destroy New
Speaker 3: York and all this ship and now they're gonna play
Speaker 3: politics like that's that's fucking.
Speaker 1: So annoying, dude. So people say it's like pro wrestling.
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, like bro, you just he's literally kind of
Speaker 7: trying to get you killed, and they know you're like
Speaker 7: you're gonna shake hands with him and smile at him
Speaker 7: and ship.
Speaker 2: It really sucks because it's like the unfortunately he has
Speaker 2: to work with him because he's the fucking president.
Speaker 1: It's that's crazy. Yeah, so so yeah, he did bring
Speaker 1: uh it so as predicted as we predicted on the ship.
Speaker 1: Just before the show began, Uh, Trump brought in Muhammed
Speaker 1: Ben Salomon, the Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia, and he did,
Speaker 1: in fact cut Momdannie into seven pieces on air on hair.
Speaker 2: So apparently New York was going to be what you
Speaker 2: call it. I'm a really great mayor, says Donald Trump.
Speaker 2: And then meanwhile Mandannie says that he had a great
Speaker 2: meeting with the president.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean that makes sense. I mean because the
Speaker 1: thing about the thing about Trump is like he just
Speaker 1: he just believes whoever's in front of him. Like he's
Speaker 1: kind of like Joe Rogan, like I have no doubt
Speaker 1: that Mam Donnie went in. There's like, Hey, this is
Speaker 1: what I'm gonna do, and I think it'll work. It'll
Speaker 1: be like and Trump's like, because he doesn't believe in anything, right,
Speaker 1: He's like, yeah, okay, whatever, I don't know. So he says,
Speaker 1: I feel very confident that he can do a good job.
Speaker 1: Trump says about Mam Donnie.
Speaker 3: The thing is like, and his next advisor is gonna
Speaker 3: tell him, Uh, could you tweet up that he's a
Speaker 3: communist again exactly.
Speaker 1: That's yeah.
Speaker 2: The problem that comes from this is like, like I
Speaker 2: I know, I can say this as someone with no
Speaker 2: political power that doesn't really have people relying on me,
Speaker 2: that I wouldn't and shake Trump's hand. But the problem
Speaker 2: is that now this person like and it is it
Speaker 2: is it is defending a politician, which is something I
Speaker 2: don't often like doing. But it's like this person has
Speaker 2: to work with him because he's the one that signs
Speaker 2: all the federal checks that come to your state. So
Speaker 2: you have your city, so you have to like be
Speaker 2: respectful I guess somewhat. But at the same time as
Speaker 2: like you called me a communist and you literally your
Speaker 2: words were literal violence towards me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's all that's all of it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So it's like how do you so, like, how
Speaker 2: do you like it's how do you circle that square?
Speaker 2: I don't know how cause like I I think people know.
Speaker 1: I think the thing is like I think people know
Speaker 1: like Trump, dude, he doesn't believe anything. That's kind of
Speaker 1: the thing. It's like he's just there, he's writing, he's
Speaker 1: writing it out.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's never had conviction. He's never had conviction for anything.
Speaker 3: It's just h.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I think ultimately, I think on Mom Trump, on
Speaker 1: Mom Donnie, I think he's gonna surprise some conservative people actually,
Speaker 1: and some very liberal people he won't surprise because they
Speaker 1: already like him. Yeah, I mean that's I think that's
Speaker 1: subjective truth, because if he gets to do some of
Speaker 1: the things he wants to do, the fucking conservatives that
Speaker 1: live there are gonna be like, oh, things are better,
Speaker 1: you know, and like and then maybe maybe maybe some
Speaker 1: socialist policies are just good in general.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, what the fucking the FD and Y,
Speaker 3: you know, like, what the fuck up?
Speaker 1: What rent controls a good idea? Oh I don't have
Speaker 1: to get raped in the ast with rent? Weird? What
Speaker 1: a weird concept? Child free child cares are good?
Speaker 2: Is there?
Speaker 1: You know what a real excuse you had a real
Speaker 1: argument I've heard before is it's like, well if ren
Speaker 1: if rent is cheap, then rich people will just buy
Speaker 1: those apartments for less. I've heard this before. Look, man,
Speaker 1: four down forward, fucking heavy punch. You fucking just that's crazy.
Speaker 1: You get the upper in the job. This guy is dead.
Speaker 2: This guy, this guy just third strike, so you can
Speaker 2: this guy it's over I'm.
Speaker 3: So, I'm so just stupid talking points that are put
Speaker 3: you know, it is some rich grift piece of ship
Speaker 3: put out that talking point, and it's like, see how
Speaker 3: it'll work because it is not a real argument that
Speaker 3: any regular person would ever make.
Speaker 1: You're like, yeah, I would say that, oh the rich Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: I've heard this. It's it's so crazy because it's just like, Okay,
Speaker 1: a rich person can afford a nice apartment in New
Speaker 1: York City and a poor person can't. But what if
Speaker 1: a poor person can afford a nice apartment in the
Speaker 1: city and a rich person could also, because that's how
Speaker 1: price works. It's I don't know, man, it's it's genuinely bewildering.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I remember my grandmother got a three bedroom apartment in
Speaker 2: New York City in like nineteen eighty nine. No, that's
Speaker 2: too early, like nine eighty seven, for like seven hundred
Speaker 2: dollars a month, that same apartment right now.
Speaker 1: He said it was too early, but then you moved
Speaker 1: to an earlier year.
Speaker 2: Sorry, that's too too recent. That's mispoke.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: Actually, but it's like the fact that that was ever
Speaker 2: a thing is crazy because it is getting an apartment
Speaker 2: three bedroom apartment anywhere in New York is at least
Speaker 2: a few thousand dollars. Thirty four you said, it's like
Speaker 2: thirty four.
Speaker 1: Now thirty four Jesus that is. And that's granted that
Speaker 1: the Grand Congress is probably the best part of the
Speaker 1: Bronx that isn't like co Op City. Yeah. I heard
Speaker 1: somebody else I was checking up on that that might
Speaker 1: be wrong.
Speaker 2: Actually, let me check, Actually, let me see how much
Speaker 2: it is.
Speaker 3: I was checking up on someone that lives in Oregon
Speaker 3: and they were telling me they were like talking about, oh,
Speaker 3: I was looking for new apartments and like, uh, like
Speaker 3: there's these uh two bedrooms that were like I didn't
Speaker 3: want to pay like like a thousand bucks, and I
Speaker 3: was like two, I was like two bedroom for one
Speaker 3: thousand bucks.
Speaker 1: I was like, God, damn, I wish I fucking wish bro.
Speaker 1: That sounds amazing.
Speaker 3: When I was in Vegas, though, they had these brand
Speaker 3: new three bedroom apartments for seventeen seventeen hundred, and I
Speaker 3: every once in a while my brain kind of lingers
Speaker 3: back to that that thought, because you know, two I'm
Speaker 3: paying two bedroom twenty four hundred versus uh, you know,
Speaker 3: three bedroom for seventeen.
Speaker 1: You're like, God damn, it's crazy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and they're brand new, you know, no asbestos, no nothing.
Speaker 1: You know what.
Speaker 2: I lead no lead right now, right now for a
Speaker 2: two bedroom apartment in the building I grew up in.
Speaker 2: It's insane because I can remember the layout of this building.
Speaker 2: This is probably not a B apartment. The B apartments
Speaker 2: were bigger because it was like the A apartment was
Speaker 2: on the on the left side. Then the B was
Speaker 2: like directly in front, so I had most of like
Speaker 2: the hallway area to be big. Yeah, but I can
Speaker 2: remember this now. And the rent for a two bedroom
Speaker 2: is two thousand, seven hundred dollars on the Grand Congourse
Speaker 2: in the Bronx, and a three bedroom is forty one
Speaker 2: hundred dollars.
Speaker 1: That's so great. That is so insane. In the Bronx, the.
Speaker 2: Grand Concourse, that's the best part.
Speaker 1: That's the best place. Look up, that's the best place.
Speaker 2: To be located in the Bronx.
Speaker 1: Let's look up some Manhattan ship. It's not worth it.
Speaker 1: I mean, I just just more bi curiosity. I've been
Speaker 1: looking at Manhattan apartments like every month for like years. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's probably if I want to get it.
Speaker 3: If I want to get a three bedroom, right, like
Speaker 3: one one, a studio, master bedroom, and my future bastard.
Speaker 2: Child, you know.
Speaker 1: Okay, So what are you? What are you looking for?
Speaker 1: It in Manhattan? Yeah? So Manhattan. I want to I
Speaker 1: want to be able to see that. It doesn't matter.
Speaker 3: Just just I trust your judgment. You're you're my agent.
Speaker 3: I want to go to Manhattan.
Speaker 1: Okay, So what are you looking for? I want I
Speaker 1: want three bedrooms.
Speaker 3: I wanted to be at least like twelve hundred square feet,
Speaker 3: at least three bedrooms.
Speaker 1: I can't do square feed because that's a different that's
Speaker 1: a whole okay, no problem, but like three bedrooms, I'll
Speaker 1: do one and a half baths in Manhattan. Yeah, one
Speaker 1: and a half, that's all right. Let's see.
Speaker 2: Four thousand, five hundred, five thousand, uh.
Speaker 1: Eight thousand, two hundred, one thousand, five hundred.
Speaker 2: This is a mean I'm mentioning. All I'm mentioning is
Speaker 2: all in Hell's kitchen. I haven't gone down yet.
Speaker 1: Eight thousand dollars, fifteen thousand, fifteen thousand for three bedrooms
Speaker 1: and three bath my god, three bathrooms. Everybody's nown bathroom?
Speaker 1: Hey guys, been square feet you guys want to move there,
Speaker 1: Derek nine thousands. I'm just not going to move back
Speaker 1: there for again.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna make you four thousand, five hundred, okay, Donnie
Speaker 3: is five thousand. Mom, Donnie's gonna make the rent five
Speaker 3: hundred a month, okay, Derek, Derek.
Speaker 1: I don't remember, Derek. I don't want to live here. Okay.
Speaker 2: Why would I moved to New York if he's.
Speaker 3: Let me give you a hypothetical, Mom, Donnie calls you
Speaker 3: on the phone right now, it says it says, Mom, Donnie.
Speaker 3: You pick it up, and he's like, hey, Kingston, I
Speaker 3: know you you're you're sick of living in New York, but.
Speaker 1: I'm going to.
Speaker 3: Give you a three bedroom apartment for twenty eight hundred
Speaker 3: dollars a month.
Speaker 1: Would you join me? Give this somebody else? It's like,
Speaker 1: it's only for you, Kingston.
Speaker 2: That's so fucked up.
Speaker 3: I need authentic New York blood back in this city
Speaker 3: to rebuild it.
Speaker 1: I can't.
Speaker 2: I can't do that.
Speaker 1: That's crazy shit. I can't if you're a terrible person
Speaker 1: to take it, because you could just take it and
Speaker 1: sub let it. You could sublet it, that's true.
Speaker 2: I could sublet it, But I feel like I feel
Speaker 2: like I just should I shouldn't do that. I don't know,
Speaker 2: like I I as dumb as it is, as dumb,
Speaker 2: as truly stupid as it is. I feel like I
Speaker 2: should not do things like that because I am preventing
Speaker 2: someone else. Sublining is a better idea. I'm pretty sure
Speaker 2: once we woul talk to me like, yeah, sub let it,
Speaker 2: just give it to somebody. Let somebody else live there.
Speaker 3: We'll listen, Kingston, since you're not doing it. Unfortunately, the
Speaker 3: only thing I was able to do was give it
Speaker 3: to you. But now it's going to go to a
Speaker 3: Christian nationalist and he's gonna make the entire apartment complex
Speaker 3: a Nazi haven.
Speaker 1: And well and because of you, and because our whole
Speaker 1: plan hinged on you, and so now the rent is
Speaker 1: actually going to be raised by I think about by
Speaker 1: about six hundred percent. Hey man, for everybody, it's bigger
Speaker 1: than me. This is bigger than me. Bro. You still,
Speaker 1: even even if it was gonna be raised, you wouldn't
Speaker 1: do it. Forever.
Speaker 2: I would be like, oh, I have to help the
Speaker 2: rest of I have to help all my family still there.
Speaker 1: Thirty something cousins in New York. I gotta go back.
Speaker 1: You imagine if you didn't and they found out that
Speaker 1: that you could have just stopped it. If I.
Speaker 2: I would get fucked up an official man, I would
Speaker 2: get sucked up.
Speaker 1: By my family. I would get up my family. They
Speaker 1: would put out a bounty. They would put it, they
Speaker 1: would have a Thanksgiving for Thanksgiving, they would all dine
Speaker 1: on your dead body. He would be hunted like Smokey Harlem. Due.
Speaker 1: So there's a clip, crazy price.
Speaker 2: God damn, there's a clip.
Speaker 1: Uh, there's a clip. By the way. Zilo is a
Speaker 1: terrible like you can I've looked at their places. You
Speaker 1: can get for like more or less like what you
Speaker 1: would pay here. But oh no, you're not gonna find
Speaker 1: it through Zillow. Yeah, but I don't know. I would
Speaker 1: would still say, I think New York is still second
Speaker 1: most expensive. No, it's I mean, well, San Francisco is
Speaker 1: the most expensive.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think second is New York and thirty.
Speaker 1: Years third my maybe yeah, yeah, I think I think
Speaker 1: be true. And I think four is like Austin really.
Speaker 2: So no way, well maybe Texas on to everybody moved there.
Speaker 2: Everybody lived in California, and it was like, oh we
Speaker 2: don't like how California has somewhat decent rules.
Speaker 1: Let's move to Austin. Most expensive cities in the US protections.
Speaker 5: I think Chicago is one of them for sure.
Speaker 1: Like, uh, top to the expensive cities as of February
Speaker 1: this year. So it's a little outdated. But like shyly
Speaker 1: so Spencer City? What so? What is Los Angeles? That
Speaker 1: can't be right? It makes sense.
Speaker 3: I mean that's where all the piece of ship fucking
Speaker 3: celebrities live mostly.
Speaker 1: I guess they're all in California. It's so it says
Speaker 1: Los Angeles. Uh, then to San Diego reallysive. I just
Speaker 1: didn't even think about that. Anaheim saying we don't live there.
Speaker 1: We visit hills are not Anaheim? What the fuck?
Speaker 2: Well, I don't know, not expensive.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm pro I don't know, man, it's oh, it's
Speaker 1: it's redfin So this is probably like more about like
Speaker 1: buying how houses?
Speaker 2: I guess my probably property maybe.
Speaker 1: Yeah, most expensive places to live in the well, No,
Speaker 1: I'm looking at highest rents. I guess right, yeah, rent
Speaker 1: Ba's the highest rent or cities. Uh, oh my god,
Speaker 1: the AI over you is such fucking garbage. US City's
Speaker 1: at The highest rent price is twenty twenty four edition. Okay,
Speaker 1: uh top large? The fuck is happening? No? Yeah, so
Speaker 1: we got San Jose, we got San Diego, Riverside, Seattle, Boston,
Speaker 1: New York is eight, Sacramento, Miami, Washington, Denver, Phoenix, Orlando, Portland.
Speaker 1: New York is crazy. That can't be. This can't be right,
Speaker 1: is it? By?
Speaker 2: Like, there's gotta be there's average monthly rent, average monthly rent,
Speaker 2: that's impossible.
Speaker 1: I guess bridge. That feels very New York huge.
Speaker 2: Chris, that's the thing. New York City is huge.
Speaker 1: So I think it has like the widest wow disparity,
Speaker 1: you know, like the it's not enough for the like
Speaker 1: because there's niggas renting two boxes, you knows, school shoe
Speaker 1: boxes that are fuckingle one hundred a month, you know, right, Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, Yeah, I mean I I suppose that's just
Speaker 1: crazy to me. I guess it does.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I get huh you said San Jose was one
Speaker 3: of them?
Speaker 1: Yeah, what do you call it?
Speaker 2: It's I just saw some of these number one.
Speaker 1: I just can't This is so difficult for me to believe.
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess it's true because the data says so,
Speaker 1: but like, I mean.
Speaker 2: It is legit data.
Speaker 1: I guess you even thought about San Jose.
Speaker 2: Well, no one really lives there. That's the thing. People
Speaker 2: go there to school and they leave. You know, no
Speaker 2: one lives in San Jose.
Speaker 1: Team I was like, who the fuck's even there? So
Speaker 1: there's a clip I've been wanting to mention for a
Speaker 1: little bit. I found it a little bit earlier. We
Speaker 1: were talking about other things. So there's a there's a
Speaker 1: clip from the Mamdanni meeting Oh oh where where a
Speaker 1: reporter says, are you affirming that you think President Trump
Speaker 1: is a fascist? And Mam Donnie says, I've spoken about
Speaker 1: and then Trump goes, that's okay. You could just say yes,
Speaker 1: I don't mind. That's real. This is a real, like verbatim.
Speaker 1: It's a crazy world, man, it's a crazy yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1: He like taps him on the arm. He's like, that's okay.
Speaker 1: You could say yes, I don't mind. You can say
Speaker 1: you know, I know what I am. You know, I'm
Speaker 1: trying to crush democracy. I'm honestly just not trying to
Speaker 1: go to jail. I really don't give a fuck what
Speaker 1: happens real, I really don't give what happens. That is
Speaker 1: what his entire presidency feels like.
Speaker 3: As one to ask him about like accomplishments, he just
Speaker 3: says fake ship, like oh I stopped eight Wars.
Speaker 5: Oh look at what I'm doing to the White House.
Speaker 5: Oh look at this.
Speaker 1: It's like bullshit, while his freaks behind the scenes are
Speaker 1: the ones that are setting policies and shit.
Speaker 2: Like I do like I do think if he gets
Speaker 2: a chance to run a third time, he will run
Speaker 2: a third time. But if he doesn't get a chance,
Speaker 2: I think he'll just be like, oh, right, cool, I'm
Speaker 2: just not gonna go to jail though.
Speaker 1: Right, I think he might actually just be too sick
Speaker 1: to do it. But I think the like by then,
Speaker 1: you know, people think he might not make it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but uh, I will say, it's very funny to see this,
Speaker 1: this meeting and him being like, yeah, I think he's
Speaker 1: gonna do a good job or whatever, and like it's
Speaker 1: funny to remember, like during the mayoral election where Cuomo
Speaker 1: was like, you think this guy's gonna stand up to Trump.
Speaker 1: This guy's not gonna say he's gonna steamroll. You see this,
Speaker 1: and you see this, and he's like he clearly just
Speaker 1: doesn't care, you know. Yeah, there was no need to
Speaker 1: even have a tough person there. It's just all kids.
Speaker 1: I technically control that city too.
Speaker 2: I can all love it. I'm not bombs in my bedroom.
Speaker 3: Just looks like he always just wants to go sit
Speaker 3: down and watch TV. If you look at every clip
Speaker 3: of him, now, yeah, he's over it.
Speaker 1: He's like this. There's absolutely no enthusiasm. It's I think,
Speaker 1: especially post stroke, like he's gone. He's like, I just fuck,
Speaker 1: I gotta do what now? All right, let's go.
Speaker 2: I want to go watch porn.
Speaker 3: And to be fair honest, that'd be awesome if he
Speaker 3: just said he just let one lip. That'd be if
Speaker 3: they got a cool With these IDs on the porn sides,
Speaker 3: they're making it harder, annoying.
Speaker 1: I don't know which VPN to choose. I don't I
Speaker 1: don't understand.
Speaker 2: You gotta use these ideas. It's really bother.
Speaker 1: What is the vehicle porn network? I don't understand what.
Speaker 1: It's a verified porn network. It's verified for pornography. I
Speaker 1: don't have any right now. I don't know how to
Speaker 1: use it. I don't know a lot. I took my
Speaker 1: password away. It's really mad about the wh bubba situation. Okay, question,
Speaker 1: here's a good question. It's a ride in regarding a
Speaker 1: recent episode that we had a blunderbuss loaded with white phosphorus,
Speaker 1: wrote in nice, it's pretty danger that's a dangerous brutalist creature.
Speaker 1: That's uh that's a next level thing.
Speaker 2: How much of white phosphors can you be exposed to
Speaker 2: before you die?
Speaker 1: Not? I gotta say, man, I assume it's pretty fatal,
Speaker 1: like a gram too much. I don't know, I I
Speaker 1: you're asking the exact wrong per I'm sure there's somebody
Speaker 1: who listens to the show who's inexplicably an expert on
Speaker 1: like chemicals, who knows this ship inside and out, because
Speaker 1: for some reason we have like random experts listening to
Speaker 1: the show. But uh so this ride in says not
Speaker 1: a question. But I wanted to add to that cryptid
Speaker 1: discussion or we were debating like what is and is
Speaker 1: not a crypt Yeah. Uh, Cryptids are literally animals, albeit
Speaker 1: strange ones. Monsters like the wind to Go thunderbirds, werewolves,
Speaker 1: the Jersey Devil, and dragons aren't cryptied do to their
Speaker 1: clear mythological, literary origins and mystic abilities. I don't know
Speaker 1: the Jersey Devil isn't a cryptid? Yeah, it's like some
Speaker 1: isn't it like a goat thing or something? I don't remember.
Speaker 1: I don't remember.
Speaker 2: Wasn't the Jersey Devil like I don't know, a sheet technically,
Speaker 2: wasn't it actually a sheet?
Speaker 1: Well, like somebody saw a sheet and they made up
Speaker 1: a whole tale?
Speaker 2: Is that what you're.
Speaker 1: Probably like that?
Speaker 3: It's it's but the tail is based on like some
Speaker 3: some some broad right or and she turned it.
Speaker 1: I forgot what the whole tale is. I don't remember
Speaker 1: anything about it, but something like.
Speaker 3: Dumb broad that turned into like a devil or some
Speaker 3: ship because she probably had a kid out a wetlock
Speaker 3: or something.
Speaker 1: Some bullshit.
Speaker 2: Got drowned and she was like, well I got to
Speaker 2: become a devil.
Speaker 1: The right end, says Bigfoot, Chupacabra, and NeSSI aren't magic.
Speaker 1: They have no basis in pre existing legend, being flesh
Speaker 1: and blood like any other animal. Even the Mothman was
Speaker 1: initially reported as simply a giant bird. In other words,
Speaker 1: if it's magical, it ain't a cryptid. The confusion is
Speaker 1: understandable as the word has been applied constantly where it
Speaker 1: shouldn't be so okay, so Bigfoot, Chupacabra, and Nessy these
Speaker 1: are just like random animals that nobody kind of understands.
Speaker 1: But if we assume psychic abilities, just becomes more of
Speaker 1: an Eldridge kind of thing. Has the lexicon not been
Speaker 1: updated though? You know what I mean? Like maybe this
Speaker 1: is how it started, but now it's kind of widely accepted.
Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, I mean, ultimately, the way language works
Speaker 1: is that like whatever people unilaterally agree on or like
Speaker 1: you or mostly agree on, that's kind of what YE becomes. Yeah. So,
Speaker 1: like I mean, like at this point, Chupacabra probas he
Speaker 1: is encrypted, you know, by by modern It's kind of
Speaker 1: like how literally doesn't mean literally. Yeah, I was talking
Speaker 1: about that in indefinite Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2: Literally means seriously more than it means literally.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah literally. So yeah, I don't know. I mean,
Speaker 1: I appreciate that that that that does make, that makes
Speaker 1: more sense, but I worry that, like, uh, the lexicon
Speaker 1: has just been so corrupted at this point that like.
Speaker 2: English has been English has been raped into the floor.
Speaker 1: It's gone. We will defer to him if we ever need,
Speaker 1: like we go to court for some Horizon we ever
Speaker 1: get sued from mislabeling cryptids, not if when we do. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're gonna call this patronly.
Speaker 5: Hey man, we need your help.
Speaker 2: Hey, bud, ship's a getting really grizzly out here. You
Speaker 2: got some time to spare.
Speaker 5: This guy shows up and he's actually encrypted.
Speaker 1: He's just he's been he's encrypted this entire time. He's
Speaker 1: literally the lockness monster. He's the luckness one. I make wait,
Speaker 1: but you you just said I'm like he picked by
Speaker 1: the way he ki said. I love that you picked
Speaker 1: the one cryptid that is like least likely to be
Speaker 1: able to interact with us. I know that's funny. That's
Speaker 1: what makes it fucking hilarious. You so you can okay?
Speaker 5: I'd be like, all right, you're all right, sorry, you
Speaker 5: can talk.
Speaker 3: And you've been listening to the podcast and you subscribe
Speaker 3: to our Patreon underwater, that's crazy.
Speaker 2: Can you be there a computer for twelve hours a
Speaker 2: day and for four hours a days in your computer?
Speaker 2: And he's like, I got to described to start taking
Speaker 2: Patreon and he goes back.
Speaker 3: Under mister monster, I don't know, I don't know your pronouns,
Speaker 3: but is uncle Phil underwater with you?
Speaker 1: Is Uncle Phil. I need to know.
Speaker 8: This is.
Speaker 1: Uncle Phil. Jumps out of the call. He says, hey, chilling,
Speaker 1: Hey fellas, Hey it's up, guys. How you been. I
Speaker 1: was going on James Avery and'll be like, I'm Uncle Phil. No,
Speaker 1: James Avery's dead. Oh okay, sorry, right right, I forgot.
Speaker 1: It's the it's the actual character is Uncle Phil. He's
Speaker 1: been shocked. Will the will he's still calling for William.
Speaker 1: Some say you could still hear Uncle Phil screaming for
Speaker 1: William in the in Lake loch Ness. What is stupid?
Speaker 1: By the way, it's such a very specific inside joke
Speaker 1: that only people who have seen that extra ammo understand. Right.
Speaker 5: But by the way, it is public, so anyone.
Speaker 6: Who's confused, that's right. Yeah, the Independence Day too. Just
Speaker 6: type it in and YouTube it's it's there. You can
Speaker 6: get all the insight you can get it.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Okay, so Obi want you blow me road?
Speaker 1: And he says, hey, hello, fell let's have a question
Speaker 1: regarding the intersection of culture and race. Well, we're the
Speaker 1: best people to yeah, best people to talk.
Speaker 2: About ethnic diversity. Here is so vast uh.
Speaker 1: He says, Obviously, if a black child is adopted by
Speaker 1: a white family, you would still consider that child black. However,
Speaker 1: if a white passing Latino were adopted by a white family,
Speaker 1: which you consider them to be Latino, same question goes
Speaker 1: for a white child adopted by a Latino family. I
Speaker 1: feel that if you get I feel like, if you
Speaker 1: get into a deep genetic answer, you probably die on
Speaker 1: some eugenics as Hill. I don't know.
Speaker 2: Culture, culture, race and ethnicity are all different things, so
Speaker 2: that matters. Like you were genetically Hispanics, though, but you
Speaker 2: are not culturally Hispanic very much.
Speaker 1: You could be culturally anything, I would argue, like you.
Speaker 2: Can come from nationality for the most part, yes, and
Speaker 2: upbringing and upbringing.
Speaker 3: It's like, uh, it's like we we we'd look about
Speaker 3: Canelo Alvarez, that that his genetically he is from the UK,
Speaker 3: you know, and so.
Speaker 1: But it's probably German, like.
Speaker 5: He's he's somewhere over there.
Speaker 1: And yeah.
Speaker 3: So the person that grows up with a white family,
Speaker 3: especially if if he has a white last name that's
Speaker 3: like an Anglo or whatever the fuck, you know, like
Speaker 3: a European ass last name from the West, that's barring
Speaker 3: the like a Latin ass last name. You would never know, right,
Speaker 3: you wouldn't even you would have no fucking idea. If
Speaker 3: they were just white passing adopted by a white family,
Speaker 3: you wouldn't know, So of course you wouldn't consider them
Speaker 3: like like Hispanic or something.
Speaker 1: You'd be like Hispanic people.
Speaker 2: I feel like Hispanic people in particular are where like
Speaker 2: the race conversation just dies. It just that ethnicity does.
Speaker 2: It doesn't matter because of the fact that we are
Speaker 2: prop I would argue we're the most diverse looking group
Speaker 2: of people by a like a large, large, large margin.
Speaker 1: It's an extreme large what would you call it, like
Speaker 1: like variety, Like it's just it's it's just a spectrum
Speaker 1: from like Hispanic covers so many different parts of the world.
Speaker 2: Technically, right, Nope, this means the America's I think. Technically,
Speaker 2: I think Latino. Latino means if you have Latin blood
Speaker 2: so tight. That's why Filipinos and Portuguese and people from Spain.
Speaker 3: I feel like the well, I guess the the America's
Speaker 3: is pretty large portion of the world. I guess if
Speaker 3: I'm not, that's but yeah, I don't, I don't know.
Speaker 3: That's why what I was saying, I was.
Speaker 1: Like America, it's just like that one place.
Speaker 3: Understand why Okay, I get what you're Yeah, I just
Speaker 3: mean that, like there's the amount of people that live
Speaker 3: in North and South America is it's such a and
Speaker 3: it's it's such a large portion of you know. Like
Speaker 3: so I was just kind of like, all right, of
Speaker 3: course there's gonna be a lot of diversity in appearance just.
Speaker 1: By this year.
Speaker 3: Kind of like, okay, Africa is one fucking continent. But
Speaker 3: like it's there's a Instagram, there's a these people were
Speaker 3: playing I guess the ethnicity, like you're playing one of
Speaker 3: those things and within it's like a joke.
Speaker 1: You say that, and when do you said that me?
Speaker 1: But I get it.
Speaker 3: I think DUI, I like, how dude in Somali, in
Speaker 3: Somalia and in Ethiopia and it's like there's no you.
Speaker 1: It is.
Speaker 3: When I was in fucking Norway, I was like Ethiopians
Speaker 3: like immediately like just clocked them.
Speaker 1: I was like, what's up? You're ye happen man?
Speaker 2: Distinct look. It's like people from what you call it,
Speaker 2: people from Polynesians, people have a particular look.
Speaker 1: Yes, you know, it's right, it's just how you know,
Speaker 1: things working off though, like a lot of cultures are Americans.
Speaker 2: We have a weird perspective where we are one of
Speaker 2: the few cultures that it's like you very likely see
Speaker 2: a mix of any kind of weird thing that is
Speaker 2: not so common in the rest of the world. Fortunately,
Speaker 2: so forced to be mixed around with each other or
Speaker 2: posted everywhere else. Also where his metankers are Hispanic, we
Speaker 2: were forced to mix some other people. We didn't have
Speaker 2: a choice in a matter of.
Speaker 1: Post grabbed hips and made it happen. Let's legislate, you know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm I to you.
Speaker 2: I have for ethnicity, for ethnicities, And they're like, what,
Speaker 2: that's insane, And I'm like, I guess your parents like
Speaker 2: of course, yeah, of course, man, But like they're like, yeah,
Speaker 2: your grandparents didn't meet some cool people in boats that
Speaker 2: were like hey, he wanted just so cool and then
Speaker 2: ten years lad, he's with a different language. So it's
Speaker 2: just it's it's kind it's weird what you just to
Speaker 2: call me.
Speaker 1: It's called you a foreigner. That's crazy. But yeah, I
Speaker 1: think you could be culturally and I mean like eminem
Speaker 1: is like culturally black black, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: Like like.
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, but yeah but no, but yeah, but no,
Speaker 2: you know, but yeah, but he's just the fuck up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but no, he's not black. It's interesting how I
Speaker 1: didn't say that he's culturally black, right, Yes, but he's not.
Speaker 2: Though at the same time.
Speaker 1: If he's okay, if he's not, then you can't be
Speaker 1: cultural related because he is the most culturally something else
Speaker 1: compared to anybody I've ever seen.
Speaker 2: He grew up very close to blackness, but he's not
Speaker 2: culturally black. I don't know he would even say he's
Speaker 2: culturally black. I'd be like, no, I'm not.
Speaker 1: I'm not say.
Speaker 5: That the nigga word dogs.
Speaker 2: But that doesn't mean he's culturally black though. I think
Speaker 2: that's what.
Speaker 1: It's more culturally black than anybody is culturally anything. It's
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, he.
Speaker 2: Grew up around a lot of blackness. But I think
Speaker 2: that's the problem. I think when it comes to like
Speaker 2: saying someone is like this, what.
Speaker 1: Does culturally black mean to you? Kingston?
Speaker 2: I think culturally black is like because what is culturally
Speaker 2: anything to you? It's rough, right, because like, you could
Speaker 2: grow up around a culture, but that doesn't make you
Speaker 2: that culture. It means you're close to you're near that culture,
Speaker 2: you're aware of it, you appreciate it. I think that's
Speaker 2: exactly I don't know if that's exactly true.
Speaker 3: Like you're not black, but you've completely absorbed black culture
Speaker 3: your entire life, So what the fuck else would that
Speaker 3: even mean?
Speaker 2: I feel like to call yourself culturally black and then
Speaker 2: invalidate it also kind of steps into the place where
Speaker 2: I'm like, well, yeah, I'm more culturally black. It makes
Speaker 2: it a competition that you could be more to some people.
Speaker 2: They do that, but I disagree with that. But there's
Speaker 2: some people that absolutely do that. I kind of disagree
Speaker 2: with that too. But also at the same time, as
Speaker 2: it's like, that's weird, that's it's look.
Speaker 1: Let's say this.
Speaker 3: It is it's disrespectful to say this, but Eminem, according
Speaker 3: to Black American culture of how people understand it, is
Speaker 3: more culturally black than myself. That sounds completely disrespectful, But
Speaker 3: he's not black, like I am a black man, and
Speaker 3: he that's something he could ever be. As far as people,
Speaker 3: I said, you can take problem with it. But at
Speaker 3: the same time, what people understand what Black American culture is,
Speaker 3: even though there are different sub sects of it, but
Speaker 3: just a large thing, like a large broad spectrums.
Speaker 1: What we're talking about culture is generalities.
Speaker 2: But that's what's crazy because that's not like yes, but
Speaker 2: like that's also just not.
Speaker 3: If you're a white man that grew up in China
Speaker 3: and you're completely absorbed in a Chinese culture, in a
Speaker 3: culture of Hong Kong, well what else would you call that?
Speaker 2: But but that's a different thing because then like that's
Speaker 2: so that's where nationality comes into part of it, you know,
Speaker 2: because at that moment, your nation, your nationality.
Speaker 3: So Okay, it's San Francisco, you're now American, but you're
Speaker 3: in a Chinese culture within San Francisco.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like, oh, I'm I'm white, but I grew
Speaker 2: up on a lot of Chinese people and you I've
Speaker 2: grown up that that's not your culture exactly, you know.
Speaker 1: You see it sounds like culture. I feel I feel
Speaker 1: like you're getting defensive about it because we're talking about
Speaker 1: black specifically. It's not any other thing. Black.
Speaker 2: Black black unfortunately is the weird one.
Speaker 1: No, I think it's I think it's you are it?
Speaker 1: So you're more defensive about it. Well, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't think the culturally gay culturally people can't.
Speaker 2: I'm not ding for me it's like even this, I
Speaker 2: can I can argue that he's lived the air quotes
Speaker 2: what the black experience is more than I have. I'm
Speaker 2: not gonna deny that. But he just grew up poor
Speaker 2: in the hood. That's all it is. That's not being black.
Speaker 2: That's that's that's where the problem comes from.
Speaker 1: No one's saying that the one but culturally, unfortunately because
Speaker 1: of poverty. But that is a reality, Kingston. I get
Speaker 1: I get it. The blues is a part of that
Speaker 1: culture because of their circumstances.
Speaker 2: I'm aware, I'm aware of those things. But I think
Speaker 2: at the same time, it's like that's where it's like,
Speaker 2: this is kind of this is kind of this feels
Speaker 2: like it's in a weird place of like, well, yeah,
Speaker 2: if you grow poor in a hood area, you're effectively
Speaker 2: grew up as a black person or like a black person,
Speaker 2: And it's that.
Speaker 3: Sounds like what a racist would say, But no, we're
Speaker 3: not saying that. Like if you're being like, oh, I
Speaker 3: grew up poor, and I'm like, because there's poor white
Speaker 3: neighborhoods culturally, but we're not talking about that. We're talking
Speaker 3: about where he grew up with certain types of people
Speaker 3: you know, which is like, this is a Black American
Speaker 3: experience and he's had that experience.
Speaker 1: He's had he's had that experience, but I don't think
Speaker 1: he would ever come out and just say that.
Speaker 2: Part of that experience, that's a huge part of that experience.
Speaker 2: That's what that's where.
Speaker 1: It's that's a part of it, Kingston. That is a
Speaker 1: part that is not the biggest part. I don't know
Speaker 1: if that's the biggest part, because I don't know. I
Speaker 1: don't know if I would say that's the biggest part.
Speaker 3: Like to say, if you're being a Black American, if
Speaker 3: you want to, if you can you can argue that,
Speaker 3: you can you you you definitely can't argue that. But
Speaker 3: I would say there are if you are surrounded like
Speaker 3: say in in in like say South Central, when you
Speaker 3: kind of surround yourself or just doesn't even go outside
Speaker 3: of Black American experiences, say Chinese American, when you just
Speaker 3: surround yourself with that and you don't really step outside
Speaker 3: of it, so you didn't you don't really even experience
Speaker 3: racism in the way that it could have. You been
Speaker 3: safeguarded from it, which a lot of people are, and
Speaker 3: in that way, so it's like it doesn't have to
Speaker 3: be that.
Speaker 1: It absolutely can be.
Speaker 2: And so like I like, I'm not like, I don't
Speaker 2: I understand what you mean. Where it's the idea of
Speaker 2: like I he experienced, he experienced the the whole.
Speaker 1: That's what for me.
Speaker 2: It's like he's like the like a he liw up
Speaker 2: in the hood. That's what his experience is. Sure, I
Speaker 2: wouldn't say it's the black experience.
Speaker 1: If you want to say, I would say it's a hood.
Speaker 1: He's the hood experience. And often a lot of black
Speaker 1: people experience that experience. You want, that's where I would
Speaker 1: go if you want to million different experiences per like,
Speaker 1: it's not like there is the black experience or the
Speaker 1: white like there's like a very there's a variation. I
Speaker 1: understand it. But if I adopt an Asian baby and
Speaker 1: I raise him in my Latino family and we do
Speaker 1: a Latino neighborhood, absolutely that Asian baby is culturally Latino. Uh,
Speaker 1: he would yeah grow up. I actually would grow up
Speaker 1: eating the food, he would grow up listening to the music.
Speaker 1: It would be the only thing he underfucking stands. So
Speaker 1: you'd be that's all it means.
Speaker 2: I can agree with that, But I think when it
Speaker 2: when it comes to being unfortunately, it's as much as
Speaker 2: sounds fucking stupid. And I hate to ring this bell.
Speaker 2: Being black is different. I hate to say that. I hate,
Speaker 2: I hate to disregard anyone el's experience, but it is different.
Speaker 2: Unfortunately in America. It's just the world unfortunately, dispad is.
Speaker 1: I'm sure everybody feels that way about themselves. There's a
Speaker 1: lot of feeling jewish.
Speaker 2: I can agree, I can agree, but there's significantly different experiences.
Speaker 2: Like I'm not gonna disregard.
Speaker 1: Experience versus a black, you know, African experience versus a
Speaker 1: Black You can't outside the different.
Speaker 2: The moment, yeah, but the moment you are removed from
Speaker 2: a predominantly black area. There are several things that happen
Speaker 2: that are particular to black people that we all have experienced.
Speaker 2: And that is the thing that Eminem just has not experienced,
Speaker 2: that he's seen it, but he's experienced. And that's where
Speaker 2: that's where I that's where it's different. Though, I I
Speaker 2: understand what you guys are both saying is kind of yeah,
Speaker 2: that niggas looks more of a nigg experience than I have.
Speaker 2: A's fucking LOUI but it's like saying he's actual is weird.
Speaker 3: I just don't need to look at I don't need
Speaker 3: the entire uh like the especially the negative experiences to me,
Speaker 3: like you didn't do this, so you can't be a
Speaker 3: part of this culture.
Speaker 1: I feel like that's very like that.
Speaker 3: I just feel like I just don't I don't like,
Speaker 3: I don't like where that because it almost feels more
Speaker 3: like a gatekeeping thing where it's like you literally can
Speaker 3: never be a part of this culture because you don't
Speaker 3: look like us, like and and I feel like that's
Speaker 3: kind of it's a little like rude. But like, also
Speaker 3: I say what I'm saying, if you've gone through certain experiences,
Speaker 3: I understand why you might even take that position. Like
Speaker 3: I'm not even saying, like my thing is, if somebody
Speaker 3: were to say that to Eminem, like there's a black
Speaker 3: person that lived in Detroit and it's like, nah, you
Speaker 3: can't because you didn't go through what I went through,
Speaker 3: I'd be like, look, fair, that's how you feel, okay,
Speaker 3: you know, but at the same time.
Speaker 2: You wouldn't champion that.
Speaker 3: And it's just because because I'm also I ain't trying
Speaker 3: to shoehorn him and him into nothing. It's just like,
Speaker 3: here's this guy's a reality. This is just where he
Speaker 3: grew up around. Like that's that's all we're kind of saying,
Speaker 3: really and then yeah, like it doesn't really no one's
Speaker 3: trying to like because he wouldn't say it himself, probably
Speaker 3: just out of it.
Speaker 1: That's what that's what me is Like he would be like, no,
Speaker 1: I'm not just out of respect.
Speaker 3: He would just be like, I wouldn't classified as that,
Speaker 3: but like that's also kind of the humble nature of
Speaker 3: it too, where some people might be.
Speaker 1: He also wouldn't say he's He also wouldn't say he's washed.
Speaker 1: But he's a really good rapper. He's not a good
Speaker 1: album maker. Diana Hill, let's go, let's go. We don't
Speaker 1: need to funk with them, But he somehow watches this
Speaker 1: cannot make me.
Speaker 2: That makes me really sad because I said a lot
Speaker 2: of dumb shit about him, and I'd be like, I know,
Speaker 2: I said super shit about you. I am a big
Speaker 2: fan of you, though I have said dumb shit about you.
Speaker 1: Comedy podcast.
Speaker 3: He goes to comedy podcast section on Spotify and it's like,
Speaker 3: fucking like, I don't know one hundreds and ninetieth down
Speaker 3: the Road or whatever.
Speaker 1: Fucking snark Tank.
Speaker 5: That's funny, that's cute, just happens to click directly on
Speaker 5: this section.
Speaker 2: That's so not okay, and that made me feel really bad.
Speaker 1: Then fucking he puts out a new song and it's
Speaker 1: just like a fucking dish track on snark Tank. Snag
Speaker 1: fuck stupid. There's a snark name, just like he was
Speaker 1: Black King's. I would be so honored, though, I'd be
Speaker 1: so honored. I would Yeah, I'd be fine with it.
Speaker 1: Seemen on a human I mean, it's a lot of attention,
Speaker 1: but like whatever.
Speaker 3: Yeah, hey we get we get a handful, We probably
Speaker 3: get like one hundred new fans. Just a lot of haters,
Speaker 3: but like there would be a couple of people like, oh,
Speaker 3: these guys are kind of funny.
Speaker 1: I guess, yeah, maybe that's what I wanted to do.
Speaker 1: Which guy, well, no, obviously, what is this?
Speaker 6: Uh?
Speaker 1: What the fuck is this? Walmart Brand wrote in it
Speaker 1: is hey, Sweney and Derek, So it's just you guys.
Speaker 1: Did you watch House of Dragon? After a game of Throne?
Speaker 1: Ship to Bed? Are you excited for Dunk and Egg? Chris?
Speaker 1: Does this sound schizophrenic? Yes? What the heck what? I
Speaker 1: don't know what you're dunk and Egg? Yeah, Duncan Egg.
Speaker 1: He must know about this, because I don't know. I
Speaker 1: don't Egg is the what you call it? It's another
Speaker 1: it's a prequel to it's a prequel to Game of Thrones.
Speaker 1: But it's not a Piou House of Dragons. It's called
Speaker 1: dunk and Egg, Sir Duncan O tallon Egg art Egg
Speaker 1: Egg one Targarian fourth.
Speaker 3: I think it's not actually called Duncan Egg though, M
Speaker 3: Duncan Egg.
Speaker 1: It's like Barbenheimer, what the fuck are we doing? Duncan Egg.
Speaker 2: It's it's it's this. It's another side story written by
Speaker 2: George Armarin.
Speaker 1: It's uh story and I just think it it That
Speaker 1: is a terrible name. If that's what it's actually called.
Speaker 2: It's a book. No, no, I don't care.
Speaker 1: Oh, that's the name of the book. Is called that?
Speaker 1: M I think it's or is it fire? No, it's
Speaker 1: Duncan Egg, Duncan e Books, the Tales of Duncan Egg. Okay,
Speaker 1: George Martin, that is that sucks that That was the
Speaker 1: first thing he came up with and I never changed it.
Speaker 2: I think it's the title of those characters. I don't know, man,
Speaker 2: it's whatever.
Speaker 1: It was a placeholder and he was like, I'm just
Speaker 1: kiep it. Yeah, it feels like I didn't read I
Speaker 1: didn't read these books at the period of.
Speaker 2: Time where I think he's pouring. No, I've been read
Speaker 2: these books. I read I read Fire and Blood, Fire Blood,
Speaker 2: and I read the main books.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, we talked about it.
Speaker 2: Good, they're good there. The books are good. It's it's
Speaker 2: a story. It's a story about like they call the
Speaker 2: little people, like actual people in the world. It's not
Speaker 2: a story about characters, which is interesting because it's like, oh,
Speaker 2: he can actually write human beings that are experiencing the world.
Speaker 2: Uh dunk is Uh dunk is Lady Brian's ancestor, like
Speaker 2: great great grandfather.
Speaker 1: That sounds like the bacon, egg and cheese from Dunkin Donuts. Man,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, it does sound like an order. It sounds
Speaker 1: like a break. I feel like it is.
Speaker 2: I feel like that he made that.
Speaker 1: And last he was like, this is funny as fun Yeah,
Speaker 1: let me get a Duncan egg. I feel like Martin's
Speaker 1: that kind of guy to be like that's fucking let
Speaker 1: me get Let me get a drunkan egg coffee light
Speaker 1: and sweet, and.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, a coffee light in sweet. I've ordered that,
Speaker 2: and forever, forever I'd have to go get them from
Speaker 2: the bodega down the street, uh roll with butter, a
Speaker 2: coffee light in sweet, and then like some other fucking
Speaker 2: random thing and pick up fucking three plantain or something
Speaker 2: like that.
Speaker 1: What is a light in sweet coffee? What does that mean? Milk?
Speaker 2: Actually, milk and sugar. That's it, actually cream and sugar. Cremu,
Speaker 2: sugar in the milk.
Speaker 1: Gotcha. It's a gay coffee, basically, it is. Doesn't like
Speaker 1: it's how I like my coffee. I'm not. I'm not
Speaker 1: a coffee guy. I like a nice coffee every now,
Speaker 1: and you know, yeah, like just like black, I mean
Speaker 1: I like, I like pure espresso, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Like just like you know, on flavored. I like the
Speaker 1: flavored espresso too. But like if I have a if
Speaker 1: I have a whole cup of coffee, I prefer it
Speaker 1: to taste good. But like you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: I like I prefer like if I have a cup
Speaker 1: of coffee, I prefer to be iced with like some
Speaker 1: stuff in it. But like or the only time I'll
Speaker 1: have black coffee is like if I'm sitting in a diner,
Speaker 1: because there's something about the there's something about that that
Speaker 1: feels nice or no, it feels there. There is something
Speaker 1: about feels classic. It's like having a lemonade on on
Speaker 1: like a beach or something, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Where it's just like it's different than having a lemonade
Speaker 1: in the winter side.
Speaker 3: You get it, you get it, you get a you
Speaker 3: get a sun kissed sweet tea on the porch in
Speaker 3: the south while it was hanging in the in the
Speaker 3: in the in the distance or something.
Speaker 1: There is just something about it, you know.
Speaker 2: That that is really cool most of most of that,
Speaker 2: maybe not the hanging part.
Speaker 1: Maybe not. Maybe we can talk, we can deliberate, we
Speaker 1: can delineate later like what we what we choose.
Speaker 2: To, we can argue the semantics afterwards. Just get the
Speaker 2: hanging started though.
Speaker 1: But no, I think like environment, like there's something about
Speaker 1: an environment that enhances certain things, you know what I mean, Like, uh,
Speaker 1: ice cream in the snow sucks. It's a bad experience.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I know because I tried. I tried.
Speaker 3: I was like, I wonder in the snow, I guess
Speaker 3: I've never had it in the snow. I've had it
Speaker 3: though really cold.
Speaker 1: Though I've had it in the snow, and it's just
Speaker 1: like it's just it's very viser. I don't know why
Speaker 1: I thought to do that, because I just thought, like
Speaker 1: because I think I was trying to prove or disprove
Speaker 1: this exact thing where it was like because people would
Speaker 1: give me shit for getting milkshakes in the winter, but
Speaker 1: I just like milkshakes. But I would never be like
Speaker 1: outside with it. It would be like in a warm
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, like in a fucking diner
Speaker 1: or something. But like it was like, I don't know,
Speaker 1: I can't remember. This was like high school that I
Speaker 1: did this and I haven't had I haven't liked ice
Speaker 1: cream since actually kind of ruined it for me. Wow wow,
Speaker 1: I like soft serve, but I don't like that like
Speaker 1: ice cream that's like in a box that you like
Speaker 1: fucking scoop out. I don't know a lot of them,
Speaker 1: like a tub of ice cream. Yeah, a tub of
Speaker 1: ice cream just doesn't do it for me. No more
Speaker 1: like a soft serve. I'll like, I'll be all over
Speaker 1: a soft serve. But I like ice cream.
Speaker 2: But I feel like I had it too much for
Speaker 2: a period of time, and I'm I've actually lost my
Speaker 2: suite too fa mentally, it's fading away, the old drag gee.
Speaker 3: It's it's definitely a part of getting old because it'll
Speaker 3: fuck you up.
Speaker 1: It'll fuck you up, so you want sugar. It hurts
Speaker 1: a lot.
Speaker 2: Yeah, your body's like stop, yeah, all right.
Speaker 1: Anyway, So a Nintendo Direct narrator trying Harroin for the
Speaker 1: first time, he says, greetings, Chris, gay gun gay Rick
Speaker 1: and Tom's gay weeny nice. I was I was just
Speaker 1: I was just curious. I was just curious what y'all's
Speaker 1: most frustrating to hear game criticism is. For example, I
Speaker 1: really hate when people say nobody asked for this as
Speaker 1: a point to describe something they don't like or that
Speaker 1: they don't like, like fuckwad who asked for Expedition thirty three?
Speaker 1: And a story like that who asked for Like, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I see what you're saying. Artists about catering to a
Speaker 1: group of requests and giving them what they wanted, about
Speaker 1: giving them an experience they couldn't never I couldn't imagine love, y'all,
Speaker 1: the one.
Speaker 2: That bothers me the most is too hard. That shit
Speaker 2: irks me. Bro Oh god, it kills me.
Speaker 1: Oh really, what's up? What about it?
Speaker 2: And when people say this is too hard, it's like,
Speaker 2: well then it's maybe not for you, bitch. Get to
Speaker 2: stop crying.
Speaker 1: That's it. I think is difficult.
Speaker 3: I understand what you're saying, but I also feel like
Speaker 3: it depends because sometimes some things do need to be nerved.
Speaker 1: Sometimes when things, when.
Speaker 2: Things are broken, you fix them.
Speaker 1: That. I always agree in.
Speaker 3: That way, though, But like because at the same time,
Speaker 3: somebody beat it. You know what I'm saying exactly.
Speaker 1: Some people did. It's not for you.
Speaker 3: Some people did beat it, but sometimes like not enough people,
Speaker 3: so when they look at it, they look at the
Speaker 3: data and they'll be like, oh, fucking three percent of
Speaker 3: the players are beating this.
Speaker 1: I should probably do something that's crazy.
Speaker 2: That is crazy the main part of a game only
Speaker 2: that people have beat it. It's like, what it's going
Speaker 2: something's wrong here, you know, Like the fact they were
Speaker 2: nerved Radon. I can't believe they nerved Radon. I think
Speaker 2: the difficulty of that fight was such a huge, like
Speaker 2: like a triumph for the game. Granted, I think like
Speaker 2: I did it early and I was like, I really
Speaker 2: did something, and I feel like people were like, I
Speaker 2: can't do it.
Speaker 1: So it might have been like, I guess I can.
Speaker 3: I think they looked at the data and they were like, oh,
Speaker 3: like as long as they reach a certain threshold.
Speaker 1: I feel like fourteen people beat this, and it's like
Speaker 1: Elvian ring has like an unusually high percentage of completion.
Speaker 1: Though it was a phenomenon.
Speaker 2: Man, because a lot of people. It drew a lot
Speaker 2: of people.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but that but that would dilute it. Actually, that
Speaker 1: would be that would you'd be more likely to see
Speaker 1: a lesser percentage of completion if there's more people involved,
Speaker 1: because you would imagine that like the word of mouth
Speaker 1: would have reached people who are like, oh, yeah, maybe
Speaker 1: I like this, and then they try and then they're like,
Speaker 1: oh this is not for me actually, so like it
Speaker 1: really is it It benefits completion rates to actually be
Speaker 1: like niche and like kind of hardcore, like like I agree.
Speaker 2: With your point, I agree, but ken it the point
Speaker 2: kind of I agree with that, Well, it's the point, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I agree with it. But at the same time, it's
Speaker 2: like I think that could also factor into why it's
Speaker 2: high as well to I think a lot of people
Speaker 2: probably do like it.
Speaker 1: Well what I'm saying. What I'm saying is like it's
Speaker 1: unusually high, Like I think ten percent of people have
Speaker 1: platinum to that game. That's that which is which is like,
Speaker 1: that's kind of that's incredibly unheard of, you know what
Speaker 1: I feel. I feel like it's genuinely though.
Speaker 3: Because of the streaming culture, there is many people who
Speaker 3: would have quit a long time ago that made a
Speaker 3: point to fucking complete the game.
Speaker 1: There is a lot of information out there about it too,
Speaker 1: that like if if you're stuck on something, like I've
Speaker 1: played games where like I'll be stuck on something and
Speaker 1: I'll look up like the wave in which I'm stuck
Speaker 1: and there's no information about it, I'm like, all right,
Speaker 1: early on, dude, Oh my god, that's the worst. That
Speaker 1: doesn't make sense. You feel like something new and you're like,
Speaker 1: there's no guides.
Speaker 5: Fuck, you just have to figure it out.
Speaker 1: Could you imagine that? Like you're genuinely real lost, You're like, yo,
Speaker 1: I don't. When I was growing up, When I was
Speaker 1: growing up, my head in the world. When I was
Speaker 1: growing up, I had a lot of that man like
Speaker 1: because I was just like adhd Man, like I just
Speaker 1: like I could not I needed to focus so hard
Speaker 1: to just get through a lot of games. And like
Speaker 1: I didn't really know about guides until like way, I
Speaker 1: didn't know about guides until probably like Prima the strategy guys,
Speaker 1: I would see them at like GameStop or something. I
Speaker 1: think maybe like two thousand and one. Two thousand and
Speaker 1: two is when I started like, oh, you know you
Speaker 1: can look things up. I didn't. I didn't know.
Speaker 2: You're not a bash ahead against the wall kind of dude.
Speaker 2: I it's it is. It has helped me get fear
Speaker 2: in life when it comes to like learning like academics.
Speaker 2: It's really helped me out a lot, but it also
Speaker 2: makes me waste time as I won't.
Speaker 1: Give up in a game.
Speaker 2: I will play a game until it, like until genuinely
Speaker 2: I perceive that I can't do it, my skills can't
Speaker 2: do it. But every game that I find that it
Speaker 2: is hard, I keep fighting. I keep fighting through it,
Speaker 2: and I eventually beat it. Like I I genuinely cannot
Speaker 2: remember the last game that was too hard for me
Speaker 2: to be that I'm not that kind of guy, and it's.
Speaker 1: I got to Malacath and I was like, nah, man.
Speaker 2: Like Lily's watching me play Silk Song now when she's
Speaker 2: like brother, because I'm not good.
Speaker 1: That's what makes it even worse. I'm not even good
Speaker 1: at that game.
Speaker 2: And I'm just like she's like, honey, take a break,
Speaker 2: like you're not You're not gonna get this tonight. And
Speaker 2: I'm like shut up, and I keep playing again, and
Speaker 2: she's like, honey, like, for real, take a break.
Speaker 1: I know I am a bash my head against the
Speaker 1: wall kind of guy like it, but I need to
Speaker 1: be having fun also, and I do find that, like
Speaker 1: there are certain games that get to a point where
Speaker 1: like I'm just now I'm just having zero fun and
Speaker 1: I'm just bashing my head. And now I'm like, this
Speaker 1: is not if I'm not having fun, this is not
Speaker 1: a useful use of my time. Yeah, I have I
Speaker 1: have the real I have the real world with like
Speaker 1: real responsibilities that are for no fun and stressing out.
Speaker 1: Why am I going to spend my leisure time doing that? Yeah,
Speaker 1: Like I'm alright with like a fifty to fifty mix,
Speaker 1: right or even like a ninety ten, I'm still having
Speaker 1: a little bit of fun. And it's but it's stressful, yeah,
Speaker 1: but if it's like if it's just when I got
Speaker 1: to malak At, that was the point where I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm not having fun anymore. And I also know that
Speaker 1: when I beat this boss, I will not feel anything
Speaker 1: about it, like, and I got to that point, I
Speaker 1: was just like, well now it's just extra pointless. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So I played Eldering pretty extensively. I played, I prayed,
Speaker 1: I like one hundred and eighty hours or something like that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I was just like, there's definitely I be I mean,
Speaker 1: I beat Millennia and that was like a fucking bitch. Yeah.
Speaker 2: It gets to the point where it's like it's like
Speaker 2: you gotta play cheap, like it's not even worth like
Speaker 2: learning tech. It's like, how can I make this game
Speaker 2: my bitch by breaking a mechanic.
Speaker 3: Especially for like fun to fight where I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 3: I might do something that's a little bit cheesy because
Speaker 3: like to your point, Chris, I'm not actually having fun
Speaker 3: with this sometimes, like I think about I really enjoy
Speaker 3: I know I've talked about this to death, but I
Speaker 3: talk about the Ring City and I feel like it
Speaker 3: was like a perfect balance of difficulty because it was
Speaker 3: at the time, that was like the hardest thing that
Speaker 3: was out and but the progression of fighting, like say
Speaker 3: Gail the final boss of the Ring City, it it
Speaker 3: was so fun because of the different levels of it,
Speaker 3: and dying in the different levels is like, okay, I'm
Speaker 3: almost there, and then just I just got to get
Speaker 3: these patterns down instead of it just being kind of
Speaker 3: like a cheap way to fuck you up, like because
Speaker 3: there's some bosses that just kind of have these absolute
Speaker 3: one shot mechanics that fuck, I was slightly off it.
Speaker 1: It just oh, all my progression is completely wipe. That's
Speaker 1: so frustrating.
Speaker 3: And every once in a while, like a lot of
Speaker 3: these bosses have shit like that, I'm like, I don't
Speaker 3: want to fuck with this thing because now I don't
Speaker 3: feel like I'm having fun. And I know a lot
Speaker 3: of bosses have that shit. But then a lot of.
Speaker 1: Times it'll be kind of easy to evade and it's
Speaker 1: like you just gotta just just pay attention, you'll be good,
Speaker 1: and it's just you know, it's it's like that. So
Speaker 1: again my time, of course, unfortunately my time saying that's
Speaker 1: my big thing right now, I just can't.
Speaker 3: Dedicate even when I know how to beat something. Sometimes
Speaker 3: I know the prep is still gonna take a little
Speaker 3: bit too long, especially I'm talking about like RPGs turn based,
Speaker 3: particularly where I'm like, fuck, I got a prep for this,
Speaker 3: and I just don't want to do it.
Speaker 2: That's why my biggest phone RPGs is I don't run
Speaker 2: from any fights. It sucks and it's rough, but I
Speaker 2: just don't run from fights. And by the time I
Speaker 2: get to the end of the game, I'm like, all right, cool,
Speaker 2: if really strong, but it's still really shit not running
Speaker 2: from any fights in a whole game.
Speaker 1: And that is just like I will say about the
Speaker 1: traditional JRPGs, if you grind enough, if you do do enough,
Speaker 1: you can still they will allow you to beat their
Speaker 1: bosses at the high the harder later stages versus there's
Speaker 1: a lot of things that I play now where they're like,
Speaker 1: you can't just be ope. You have to do certain things.
Speaker 1: You have to you have to disable this buff. There's
Speaker 1: only certain ways to beat it.
Speaker 3: Like there's this boss I say, this is Boston Raid,
Speaker 3: this is the Sand Devil Necropolis that you have to
Speaker 3: have a sleep buff the only way or it'll one
Speaker 3: shot you if you don't sleep it. It will one
Speaker 3: shot you you can't. At the highest level, you cannot.
Speaker 3: So if you don't have any sleep Champion, Hero of
Speaker 3: the Champions, you're fucked. And that's bullshit. I hate that.
Speaker 3: And it's one of those things where it's like you
Speaker 3: have to strategize otherwise you can't just muscle your way
Speaker 3: through it unless you you know you're you have a
Speaker 3: million dollar account, Like I just saw this cunt. I
Speaker 3: saw a cunt that's been a million dollars in a
Speaker 3: fucking game.
Speaker 1: Can you believe that? That is so crazy? Can you
Speaker 1: fucking believe that? Oh my god, it's the craziest hey man,
Speaker 1: crazy thing ever.
Speaker 2: Saying, Hey, if if you know what, like.
Speaker 1: I don't know, man, let's make a let's make a
Speaker 1: fucking Raid Shadow Legends fucking game. Let's a garbage, fucking dude.
Speaker 3: There's a guy that started off making Raid content and
Speaker 3: he's now two to three years into development and next
Speaker 3: year is going to launch his own game called god Forge.
Speaker 3: He was like, fuck this game. I mean, I like
Speaker 3: it because it gave me a career and shit, but
Speaker 3: also I'm gonna make a way better game. And so
Speaker 3: he's just gonna make because they make so much money,
Speaker 3: And I'm like, this is pissing me off because I know.
Speaker 1: We could do a better job, except for if we
Speaker 1: hired people. They have brilliant people working for them, if
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. But then they also have
Speaker 1: the predatory mechanics, and I'm like, well, we can just
Speaker 1: make a good game if in outside of this ship
Speaker 1: in a parent that's what they're doing. I'm like, I
Speaker 1: can't believe this asshole got tens of millions of dollars
Speaker 1: in investments off of playing Ray Shadow Ledges. What the
Speaker 1: fuck is happening of this world? It's a wild world, man.
Speaker 1: But as far as criticisms that like, oh right, right,
Speaker 1: game criticisms, like the one for me is like, oh
Speaker 1: this is repetitive, That's fine because that's what a game is.
Speaker 1: That's what I mean, like, and I understand that, Like
Speaker 1: there are games that feel repetitive that don't do a
Speaker 1: good job of like masking that repetitiveness. And I understand that,
Speaker 1: and I understand that's what people are saying. Like I
Speaker 1: saw somebody like I think recently it was just like,
Speaker 1: oh man, uh, our Raators is repetitive, and it's like, yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a multiple it's a multiplayer game, or it's a
Speaker 1: game period. So like, yeah, I don't know what to
Speaker 1: tell you. Really, like the whole the whole point is
Speaker 1: that you're doing the same things over and over again,
Speaker 1: and it's fun to do it because it never happens
Speaker 1: and even though it's the same things that you're doing,
Speaker 1: things never foll unfold in the exact same way. That's
Speaker 1: the fun of it. Different environments, different whatever. That's the
Speaker 1: repetitive nature. That's everything is repetitive in a game.
Speaker 2: It's a game, you know, you're not playing a game
Speaker 2: that's an FPS real time shooter j RPG freaking.
Speaker 1: In one all the Xbox One video game. That's that's
Speaker 1: I think in my opinion, that's like the strength of
Speaker 1: multiplayer games though, is that because it relies on the
Speaker 1: actions of other people, Like you're never really going to
Speaker 1: have the same like you get you you you play
Speaker 1: through a single player game like in a multitude of
Speaker 1: different ways, and there's probably like a like a pretty
Speaker 1: insane amount of different ways that could go. Yes, But
Speaker 1: like I'm like, I've not played a single match of
Speaker 1: anything multiplayer wise that's been exactly the same as a
Speaker 1: previous one. Yeah, you know what I mean, that's the
Speaker 1: idea behind no, no, you go.
Speaker 3: Oh, just so, that's the idea behind like saying most
Speaker 3: of the world enjoys sports, that's the idea behind sports.
Speaker 3: They're literally doing the same thing. But it's like, how
Speaker 3: is it gonna happen this time? And so like multiplayer
Speaker 3: games or even you play your single player games, you're
Speaker 3: gonna play in a different difficulty, you're gonna play in
Speaker 3: a different set, you're gonna do different things. But at
Speaker 3: the end of the day, you're hack and slashing your
Speaker 3: fucking mashing buttons, you're shooting people, Like what.
Speaker 1: The fuck, it's fun.
Speaker 3: Like you said, they didn't do a good job masking it,
Speaker 3: And that's they're definitely games.
Speaker 1: That I play that dude, that do not do a
Speaker 1: good job of masking it. Yeah, I mean absolutely, But
Speaker 1: I feel like most games I play here. That's the
Speaker 1: thing too. It's like the games that people call bad
Speaker 1: now are just like these would have blown everybody's minds,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, like in like twenty ten
Speaker 1: or whatever, right, it would have been fucking outrageous. But yeah,
Speaker 1: at that point anyways, uh, I think that's probably good.
Speaker 1: I agree what are we at an hour forty seven?
Speaker 1: That's yeah, I think we can. Probably it will save
Speaker 1: these for next time. Hell yeah brother, Hell yeah brother,
Speaker 1: let's bounce. We're gonna leada brother. We're gonna end our
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Speaker 1: gonna have a voicemail tear a voice call in voicemail thing.
Speaker 2: Also going to auction off chris limbs. Are going to
Speaker 2: auction off each one of Chris's limbs. It's gonna be
Speaker 2: really cheap.
Speaker 1: You don't got it.
Speaker 2: You don't really gotta bring much money. If you bring
Speaker 2: seventy five dollars, you are probably gonna get most of
Speaker 2: his body. All right, Well, well you can't really how
Speaker 2: much auction is?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 2: Does an auction keep you going?
Speaker 1: You can't. Whoever seventy five.
Speaker 5: First, someone just gotta say it real fast that.
Speaker 1: Somebody's like, that's the first one is seventy five? Gets it?
Speaker 1: Oh seventy five? It's like you wit you ever? That sucks.
Speaker 1: There's been to an auction? I want to do? Want
Speaker 1: to go to one? Mmm?
Speaker 2: I want to go to one of the auctions for
Speaker 2: the auction off, like these really expensive cars they like
Speaker 2: take off drug dealers and stuff ten million, Like I
Speaker 2: don't know why people don't go to those more often.
Speaker 2: It's like, just go to those and get and get
Speaker 2: a fucking what happened though?
Speaker 3: When you say like you go way crazy and then
Speaker 3: what you just say, oh, never mind, like you know, and.
Speaker 1: Then no, it's a binding contract. I think. I think
Speaker 1: it's I think something happened. You can't break your legs. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: they shoot you and they kill you.
Speaker 2: I think, like you with a gun.
Speaker 1: If you go like all right, wants this car going
Speaker 1: for three thousand, three thousand, five hundred, three thousand, five hundred,
Speaker 1: three thousand, five undreds, like five five thousand, five thousand,
Speaker 1: and somebody goes sixty billion, You're like, oh, well, get
Speaker 1: out a billions, all give me the Money's billions. So
Speaker 1: you know it right now, right now, we're gonna poses you.
Speaker 1: We're gonna posess You're gonna.
Speaker 3: In your face. It is eclipsing your entire face right
Speaker 3: now than you're basically a can.
Speaker 1: You're hearing in it.
Speaker 5: It's a gun, but it's actually the size of a cannon.
Speaker 1: If I had if I had a superpower, it would
Speaker 1: be if I had a superpower, that would be how
Speaker 1: I would like. It would be like being able to
Speaker 1: speak through other people, and I would just sit in
Speaker 1: the back of auctions and just make people bid absurd amount.
Speaker 1: That's so rude.
Speaker 3: I like the idea if you can possess everyone and
Speaker 3: make like really expensive ship self for like pennies essentially.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they just lose all this money. Like what
Speaker 1: the fuck, guys, are you just controlling or you just
Speaker 1: control the auctioneer and just like these are good offer.
Speaker 1: So I was just gonna give it to that guy
Speaker 1: who didn't say anything.
Speaker 2: What's crazy that the idea of being able to control
Speaker 2: people like that. It's fine, Like you take control of
Speaker 2: somebody that's like about to sign a bill for something,
Speaker 2: and it's be like no.
Speaker 1: No, don't just eat it crumbled up and eat it.
Speaker 2: We're going to make I don't know, healthcare free, and
Speaker 2: the presidents then Trump's like I didn't mean to say
Speaker 2: night oops, and he already signs it.
Speaker 1: And it's like, you take control the whole Senate. Just
Speaker 1: make them do something like that, make them all backflip
Speaker 1: off the Golden gate bridge. What are you talking about?
Speaker 1: That's it's sane talking about same level skill.
Speaker 2: But I don't I don't disagree with it, but like
Speaker 2: I think it's still insane.
Speaker 1: But that's crazy.
Speaker 2: You're like, yeah, I'm gonna make somebody I really don't
Speaker 2: like jump into the tiger pit and.
Speaker 1: They'll they'll they'll understand after a while.
Speaker 3: But Gaul, they'll be like, oh the people, I'll make
Speaker 3: somebody like sign or vote for like a good bill,
Speaker 3: like oh, universal health care. They didn't flip off the
Speaker 3: you know, the bridge, and then someone who would have
Speaker 3: voted no, they got possessed and they flipped off the
Speaker 3: bridge and they start to understand, oh, I need to
Speaker 3: vote for policy.
Speaker 2: This niggas literally like literally to death. Though, what if
Speaker 2: you wrote, like what if you wrote like a blanket
Speaker 2: statement like you were like, I wonder, like I'm getting
Speaker 2: one guy what if I write like a bigger group,
Speaker 2: like what happens?
Speaker 1: You write like I don't know, like berries and every Barry.
Speaker 3: Dies, every planet dies. You're like, isn't that how it
Speaker 3: should work? It's not get do let's read the names.
Speaker 3: It's because it's your name. It's it's something stupid. But
Speaker 3: what if you change your name and you write do
Speaker 3: you write the previous person's name?
Speaker 1: You did not work?
Speaker 3: It's it's stupid, it's stupid. It's it is a stupid
Speaker 3: cartoon show that Penis we we and in some guy
Speaker 3: Penis we We found ripped a real person this we Wei?
Speaker 1: Where would they live? What kind of name is that?
Speaker 1: I don't know? Belgium? Yeah, is this real? What's what's
Speaker 1: name is? What is what's is his demon's name? Again?
Speaker 1: It's like, bro, Penis Wee, he was a good guy.
Speaker 1: Dude that was fucked up? Eats an apple. Yeah he
Speaker 1: fucking smokes the fucking he takes a hit through the apple. Man,
Speaker 1: it's fucked up. Bro out of here. Yeah he's eating
Speaker 1: an apple. You just smoked up. You're funked up. Like,
Speaker 1: I mean, I've known the whole time, but like this
Speaker 1: is this is really bad you're looking up Chris, What
Speaker 1: the what's going on? Oh? No, that I was just
Speaker 1: like seeing, Uh it's it's political ship. It's like, Hakeem
Speaker 1: Jeffries something is he crying now? He voted no today
Speaker 1: literally at like ten or like eleven. He was like,
Speaker 1: I guess there was like in a session of Congress
Speaker 1: where there was a vote question on a vote question
Speaker 1: on agreeing to the resolution, and the resolution is denouncing
Speaker 1: the horrors of socialism, and he says yes. It's like,
Speaker 1: what are you saying? Did you guys see the thing
Speaker 1: about the uh the it's a weird thing. Why like
Speaker 1: why structure were being like, I want to pass it.
Speaker 1: I want to let's have an official resolution do it? Uh?
Speaker 1: Disagree with Nick Quentin. It's like what he wasted fucking money.
Speaker 1: I can't believe we pay people to do this ship
Speaker 1: for real?
Speaker 2: Do you guys see that.
Speaker 1: Working over it? Backflips.
Speaker 2: I'm telling you they are trying to remove the noose
Speaker 2: and the swastika from our visual Yeah, from is that real?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I no longer consider Yeah, the swatsk and the nows
Speaker 3: of hate symbol. It is like it's too divisive, it's
Speaker 3: possibly what is it called divisive. I forgot what they're
Speaker 3: classifying it as now potentially divisive.
Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you, thank you. Oh great, yeah, I
Speaker 1: was to denounce socialism, guys. We got to denounce the
Speaker 1: fire department and the police department and the libraries and
Speaker 1: the library and all the other fucking things that we
Speaker 1: actively and and and and it's and public school. And
Speaker 1: how about how about charity? Charity?
Speaker 3: How about charity? Let's list denounce charity because charity socialism too,
Speaker 3: it is.
Speaker 2: So so so does the denounce taxes?
Speaker 1: You know, well, because every Christian hates paying taxes, so
Speaker 1: it is denounce taxes. I don't like paying taxes either.
Speaker 2: I mean, I have no problem playing taxes when they
Speaker 2: go towards the good stuff.
Speaker 1: Right, But they don't. They don't, they don't. That's kind
Speaker 1: of the issue, is that, like, I don't mind, I
Speaker 1: would not mind necessarily paying taxes. If I knew that
Speaker 1: I could just go to the doctor and not have
Speaker 1: to worry.
Speaker 2: I'd pay more taxes by no children were being fed.
Speaker 2: Actually in a country, pay more taxes easily.
Speaker 1: Anyway, Let's let's read the names before I've frustrated the hell.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm like, what a stupid waste of time.
Speaker 1: These people vote on that like to denounce the horrors
Speaker 1: of socialism. Suck dick kiss out of here, get them out.
Speaker 1: Can we either kill the firefighters? Actually they're dangerous. They
Speaker 1: actually start executing the firefighters.
Speaker 2: That's crazy.
Speaker 1: They start, they start burning every dalmation they find. I
Speaker 1: wonder how firefighters feel because they are they I would
Speaker 1: imagine that most of them are probably conservative. I feel
Speaker 1: like a good deal of them likely, but they are
Speaker 1: a part of an inherently socialist kind of machine. I
Speaker 1: wonder if they, like, i'd be curious a cop. Have
Speaker 1: you spoke to a copy what do you mean list?
Speaker 1: That's what I mean.
Speaker 3: It's like, that's what's so confusing about it. So they're
Speaker 3: basically like those dudes that are d l you know,
Speaker 3: they're on the down low. That like, they're clearly gay,
Speaker 3: but they're on the download. So if you accuse them
Speaker 3: of being gay, they'll kill you. And I feel like
Speaker 3: that's the same thing.
Speaker 1: So like, if you call.
Speaker 3: You call the firefighters, socials will probably set you on fire,
Speaker 3: you know, because he's really good at it.
Speaker 1: He probably he'll say fight and you're burst in the flames.
Speaker 1: Calm down buddy with my friends. Shut up, firefighter, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna kill you. I'm killing you slow right, doesn't he
Speaker 1: say that or something? Yeah? I love that. You know
Speaker 1: that Derek the woody the woody rat where he's talking
Speaker 1: about killing everybody. Buzz I don't know. I don't think so. Actually,
Speaker 1: let me share this with you because I think it's
Speaker 1: worth it. Shut up, buzz I'm gonna kill you. This
Speaker 1: is the this is the this is the chorus. You
Speaker 1: think firefighters are practicing power matchers. Yeah, here you go
Speaker 1: there learning the fight out. I know, but don't you
Speaker 1: have to since you understand like fire.
Speaker 2: Chat like a witch, you gotta become you gotta become
Speaker 2: a moster to stop exactly?
Speaker 1: Isn't that.
Speaker 5: What's the ritual to become a firefighter.
Speaker 1: I gotta become I gotta become a fire to kill.
Speaker 5: Survive big set on fire? To become a firefighter?
Speaker 1: Did it? Would you go through?
Speaker 3: Because if you survived, then all of a sudden, you
Speaker 3: have the powers of you you're a pyromtter, I guess,
Speaker 3: but you're possibly undead too, I don't really understand what works.
Speaker 2: Well, then you're also like extremely burned, you know.
Speaker 1: I love this song. It's so stupid.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna fight you. Gotta fight fire with fire. Then
Speaker 2: he bursts into flames and dies.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna kill you. I'm killing you. Slow. He's gonna
Speaker 1: kill Andy Slow, dude. It's so stupid. This was all
Speaker 1: over my page for a while. It's sucking at so anyway,
Speaker 1: it's dumb. Anyway, count me down, three two one. There's
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Speaker 1: after finishing a video game, I paid too much for
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Speaker 1: I get it because he like he chose the one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, nice, Chris, keep going going watching.
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Speaker 2: It's a frightening amount. It is a it is a
Speaker 2: frightening amount. It's like, this is what is happening here.
Speaker 1: They haven't broken away from the fucking influence of Britain.
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Speaker 1: all the failed Indian parkour videos? Yes, I actually have,
Speaker 1: I have, Yes, the one when I got motherfucker like
Speaker 1: that one was crazy. He axe kicked that guy. That
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Speaker 3: H a.
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Speaker 1: was very bizarre. I thought you had like a soundboard
Speaker 1: or something.
Speaker 2: No, we need one, though Derek has three soundboards.
Speaker 1: That would be cool. I think there's a way to
Speaker 1: I think I'm sure I could figure that out, implement it. Yeah. Actually,
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Speaker 1: but uh, I mean I would be shocked if they
Speaker 1: don't lean into it. I mean why not, I don't
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Speaker 1: for looks like Actually it's like Fable three Nemesis. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: a little bit. He's got like the little uh eh,
Speaker 1: I forgot about that. I forgot that he had that stars.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna fuck you, Jill nigga stars, whoa niggas?
Speaker 2: You don't see a black person in that game?
Speaker 1: Frogs issu? Dude, who's the backs in that game? And
Speaker 1: residuable two and three? No, that's that's three oh three?
Speaker 5: Okay, then yeah, I'm trying to think of a There's gotta.
Speaker 2: Be maybe maybe one of Carlos's homies.
Speaker 1: Probably it's probably I think you might kill one. Maybe
Speaker 1: I gotta go back and play. There's a zombie that,
Speaker 1: if there is a zombie that, if you shoot he says,
Speaker 1: She damn brother, why you gotta shoot me like that?
Speaker 1: What's good with the scun shots? My brother shot zombie? Nigga?
Speaker 5: What you're doing, couch? I just lied I am a zombie.
Speaker 1: She turned, I'm a real zombie. You got my that's crazy?
Speaker 1: Turns out I is I am a zombie actually for real?
Speaker 1: Damn brother.
Speaker 5: He tried to get you to come closed bite.
Speaker 1: Black zombies can talk with they're only talking gives an
Speaker 1: hurt him. Brother, I'm okay, dog, come on, zomby.
Speaker 2: I'm just living because my legs hurt. You ain't got
Speaker 2: no leg paining, brother, don't know about that pain. What
Speaker 2: you're talking about.
Speaker 1: That's just red pain. I put my hand string. You know,
Speaker 1: I ain't nothing.
Speaker 2: I so don't speak like this.
Speaker 1: It feels inorganic talking that way. It does feel insane.
Speaker 1: It hurts. I have met people who speak like that,
Speaker 1: but it's like it's very exceedingly rare. They're not they're
Speaker 1: not of this age group. They're really not of this
Speaker 1: age group. No, they're very They're like they grew up
Speaker 1: in the seventies. Definitely. Yeah, they're in the they're their
Speaker 1: sixties right now. They're the age of my mom.
Speaker 3: Because my mom still has some of that ship left over.
Speaker 3: Every once in a while she says some jibe ship.
Speaker 1: I'm like, damn, damn you you black motherfucker my favorite
Speaker 1: around oh Suki Sookie now, And I'm like, that is
Speaker 1: the most seventies ever I heard that.
Speaker 2: I I've never felt like, I imagine black moms sound
Speaker 2: like that's.
Speaker 1: What I think. That's like some Tyler Perry ship.
Speaker 3: I wish I sounded like that, though, would be fun.
Speaker 3: It'd be way funner, like like job calling everyone turkeys
Speaker 3: and ship, like I wish I.
Speaker 1: Grew up with that. That that was like genuine job
Speaker 1: turkey turkey. I wish.
Speaker 2: I wish I had that accent, but I was actually smart,
Speaker 2: so I could sound like frigging what's his name?
Speaker 1: A ball? You're asking that's for way too much. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's for way too much, for for a lot there, man, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's for way too much, tyson and sounded like that,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, amazing.
Speaker 2: Because he has he has his moments where he sounds
Speaker 2: like that, oh yeah moment. He does have moments where
Speaker 2: he sounds like that, and then he's like, oh, I forgot, I.
Speaker 9: Have to be myself, Carl saying, and that brother is
Speaker 9: that's a that's a real that's a real right there,
Speaker 9: that's a real g right there.
Speaker 2: His nigga slips out sometimes and he has to like
Speaker 2: bottle it back up real quick, you know.
Speaker 1: Even as much as it slips out, it's never that
Speaker 1: like that's hear that and like like an heated argument.
Speaker 1: Then we'd really get to hear it. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I would love to hear Angry Old the Grass Tyson.
Speaker 5: Yeah, never heard it.
Speaker 3: I've only heard him be annoyed, and it's usually because
Speaker 3: he was but he does it to himself. He works
Speaker 3: with comedians, He's specific ever since he's been doing Star
Speaker 3: Talk for like over a decade. He'll partner with a
Speaker 3: comedian and then sometimes they're on too much when he's
Speaker 3: trying to talk and he's like, all right, like kind
Speaker 3: of you want to You can see he wants to
Speaker 3: say like shut up, yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, and it's like okay, maybe and just
Speaker 1: pretels him he's a fucking wrestler.
Speaker 5: He's just he does talk about every one while he
Speaker 5: does talk about.
Speaker 1: What if it's not what we expect at all? And
Speaker 1: what if what if it like like somebody's talking and
Speaker 1: during Star Talk right and goes shut up, shut up.
Speaker 4: Stop.
Speaker 1: How are you from New York? I don't understand what's happening, right?
Speaker 1: That would be fucking insane.
Speaker 2: He's from like he's from the hoodie hood too. He's
Speaker 2: from like over in Lebronx by where like the area
Speaker 2: I wasn't allowed, you know. He's and robbed many people.
Speaker 1: Let's be real. Yeah, people are trying to rob him
Speaker 1: and they die. They didn't make it. He's he just
Speaker 1: accounts for the physics of like the gunshots that are
Speaker 1: I was like, I know, I know that's going to
Speaker 1: Oh he's aiming at ninety degrees not ninety degrees doesn't
Speaker 1: make any sense. But he's aiming at like twelve degrees up.
Speaker 1: I should you should pivot and he pushes the bullet down.
Speaker 1: The bullet comes in the paper. He pushes the bullet.
Speaker 3: The bullet now it is that I don't obleaque angle
Speaker 3: and it will hit sidewalk and cascade into his eye.
Speaker 6: Or.
Speaker 1: He just grabs it, turns the bullet around. So in theory,
Speaker 1: you have won this fight. But I yours. I love
Speaker 1: Neil de grass Tyson being angry and like just competent.
Speaker 1: I love its serial murder would be amazing. What's my
Speaker 1: what's your favorite quest? My favorite clip of him is, uh,
Speaker 1: look how easy it is to be racist. Let's continue.
Speaker 1: Have you seen that. I don't remember it. I don't
Speaker 1: remember that. It's you, dude, it's the delivery of it
Speaker 1: is perfect, and it's it's obviously just out of context.
Speaker 1: But it's like, let's continue. Like he just went on
Speaker 1: a barrage of fucking slurs and he.
Speaker 2: Said, he said ship that people have like had to
Speaker 2: grab their chest from.
Speaker 1: Yeah, look how easy it is, how easy it is
Speaker 1: to be racist. Let's continue. That's awesome, It's awesome. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't know, he's like reading some you know, some
Speaker 1: social book or I don't know what the name is. Anyway,
Speaker 1: I need uh yeah, Froxy geathers strong, I need you
Speaker 1: be so off to stop cocking me and realize and
Speaker 1: release the new splinter cell. A gay ass show is
Speaker 1: not enough. It's the first thing I've heard about this
Speaker 1: show is that it's gay ass. That's great, It's wonderful.
Speaker 1: Michael Ironside isn't in it right, Like there's no way,
Speaker 1: like he's retired. I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 2: I don't think so nothing about that.
Speaker 1: That's a bummer because like his voice was perfect. H
Speaker 1: Why does pissing sound like frying chicken? Froz Ogan says, honey,
Speaker 1: where is my alpha brain? You're a negro, mister grinch.
Speaker 1: Don't like you saying that as well, Frozgan, Yes, froz
Speaker 1: Ogan saying you're the mister? Is that a continuotion. Oh no,
Speaker 1: I mean it's after I was hoping it was. No man,
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Speaker 1: to use Sweeney's face as a com rag. That is
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Speaker 1: and is way hotter. I don't remember Smorrow.
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Speaker 4: Is that?
Speaker 3: Not the daughta of Morinth, like the you get her
Speaker 3: on your squad? Yeah, like you can either have her,
Speaker 3: but I always, you know, I'll usually I'll usually take
Speaker 3: her mom now because I've I've to you know, how
Speaker 3: she should they fight? Yeah, and then like you can
Speaker 3: choose who to save, and then if you're a piece
Speaker 3: of shit, you'll save a mom. Oh sorry, the sister.
Speaker 3: You'll save the You'll save her sister. But she has
Speaker 3: a sister and keep saying, but yeah, yeah, there's Samara
Speaker 3: and more.
Speaker 1: It's such a wild choice to give the Flayers and
Speaker 1: the like, not keeping the Gara bonus.
Speaker 3: You can also since you can, uh, I forgot what
Speaker 3: they're called. It's been too long but she's her sister's
Speaker 3: a certain thing where they're like they have to be
Speaker 3: they're they're basically serial killers essentially, and so they have
Speaker 3: to be isolated.
Speaker 1: I forgot what their name is.
Speaker 5: And you can fuck her and she'll kill you.
Speaker 3: So you can go through that whole arc where you
Speaker 3: save her, you saved more, seduce her and then she'll
Speaker 3: kill you.
Speaker 1: It's it's pretty cool.
Speaker 3: It's ridiculous, yeah, samar but like it's just there's the
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Speaker 1: What do you need? Oh, oh my god, it's very
Speaker 1: you need to save it for the end of three.
Speaker 1: It's good for the end of three. Yeah, it's crazy
Speaker 1: that it is crazy that those games time to each
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Speaker 1: Like the original Mastek trilogy is like next level, like
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Speaker 2: It is a really insane RPG that is like, arguably,
Speaker 2: it's probably I says top five Western RPGs man top
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Speaker 2: like ten thousand Jedis during the start of the Attack
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Speaker 2: maybe one hundred, maybe about one hundred.
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Speaker 5: I would not.
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Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh my god. All right, well that's it for us.
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