Speaker 1: Welcome to Dad's One Day Clok. Parental discussion is advised
Speaker 1: mature content beyond this point.
Speaker 2: You know, per my girlfriend's request, I took her to
Speaker 2: an orchard. I picked an apple tree and started staring
Speaker 2: at it. She asked what I was doing, and I said, well,
Speaker 2: we're watching the apples and the tree, just like you wanted, sweetheart.
Speaker 2: She said, no, honey, I had something else in mind
Speaker 2: when I asked for an apple.
Speaker 3: Watch fucking Loser, Loser.
Speaker 4: It was Dad's on de quel. Uh episode one sixty.
Speaker 4: We're back and I've already lost count.
Speaker 2: I'm known, I'm I'm stone baby.
Speaker 4: After one hundred and sixty episodes, we actually have a
Speaker 4: horn sound to use. I think we had one when
Speaker 4: it was Dom and I in person. Yeah, well, I
Speaker 4: don't think we ever used it. Maybe once, maybe I
Speaker 4: don't know, Maybe.
Speaker 5: I don't recall those days.
Speaker 2: Episode Is that where we're at one fifty nine?
Speaker 3: Oh shit?
Speaker 4: All right, well one fifty nine. I don't have a
Speaker 4: rewind button, so we're not rewinding Dad stories. Anybody have
Speaker 4: any interesting you got something?
Speaker 5: Dope? No, not really for this week. The kids were
Speaker 5: over with cas, so you know, it was kind of
Speaker 5: a white week for me, I got to focus on
Speaker 5: work and some other stuff. I picked him up from
Speaker 5: school a couple of times, Callie Kelly. They came back
Speaker 5: today and Kelly's like, Dad, I need to have a
Speaker 5: talk with you. I was like, okay, what's going on.
Speaker 5: She's like, well, it's a sit down conversation. I was like, uh, okay,
Speaker 5: you good. And she's on her period, so I knew,
Speaker 5: like I knew that there's high emotions. And she's like, well, no,
Speaker 5: it's fine, we can do it later. I'm like, okay, fine.
Speaker 5: So about ten maybe fifteen minutes later, so she she's
Speaker 5: sitting at the kitchen table. I'm doing the dishes and
Speaker 5: she's looking at me and she's like, okay, can we
Speaker 5: have this talk. I'm like, wow, you're gonna tell me
Speaker 5: you have a boyfriend. It's fine. And she's like, how'd
Speaker 5: you know. It's like, I just know I know these things.
Speaker 5: She's like, God, Mom tell you. I'm like, no, Mom
Speaker 5: didn't tell you. Mom didn't tell me. She said, well,
Speaker 5: how'd you know? It's like, sweetheart, you told me that
Speaker 5: you had started talking to a boy. You're fourteen. You
Speaker 5: were giddy about the fact that you were talking to
Speaker 5: this boy, it's common sense. I knew it was coming,
Speaker 5: knew it was coming a mile away. She's like, oh,
Speaker 5: and then she proceeds to start crying because I didn't
Speaker 5: throw a fit, and she was happy that she thought
Speaker 5: I was gonna be super mad at her and super
Speaker 5: pissed off. I was like, it's bound to happen at
Speaker 5: some point, Like, what about was I supposed to do?
Speaker 5: Do You're to fucking run out with a shaka? And
Speaker 5: like when I meet the kid, I'll punch him in
Speaker 5: the face the first time I see him and move
Speaker 5: on with life and be fine, Yeah.
Speaker 2: You ain't.
Speaker 4: You ain't ready to be a man and listen, listen
Speaker 4: to your girlfriend's dad fuck his girlfriend in the room
Speaker 4: across the hall, and get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 2: You know, just be one of those things where yeah,
Speaker 2: like they're getting to that age, man, you know, I.
Speaker 5: Mean, I knew it was coming. It was a bound
Speaker 5: happened at some point.
Speaker 2: It's not to happen now. The question is are you
Speaker 2: ready to approach that subject? If it's reverse.
Speaker 5: And like, you hear those sounds, do you just let
Speaker 5: it go? Do you hear I hear any of those
Speaker 5: sounds coming? From her room the door. The door will
Speaker 5: be kicked in, and I will proceed to grab him
Speaker 5: by the throat.
Speaker 2: Fourteen.
Speaker 5: Listen. I understand I started at eight, but I would
Speaker 5: have expected somebody to fucking come in on me.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying, I don't know why my parents didn't. Wait, wait,
Speaker 2: you what, I don't know why my parents never did
Speaker 2: for me, Like my dad kind of like almost did
Speaker 2: one came in, but no, like like like kicked in
Speaker 2: the door for me. Because okay, so here's a little backstory.
Speaker 2: When I was eighteen and we moved into a new house,
Speaker 2: I thought would be really smart to take out the
Speaker 2: frame and just have my box spring and my mattress
Speaker 2: on my f but I broke a big support beam
Speaker 2: on the bottom from all the you know, and that
Speaker 2: thing just went against the floor every single time we
Speaker 2: went heels to Jesus with anybody, and my parents knew
Speaker 2: every single time it was happening because my room was
Speaker 2: directly above the living room. So while they were sitting
Speaker 2: down there, boom boom boom, boom boom boom, and after
Speaker 2: three seconds it stop hearing it, because you know, that's
Speaker 2: the average time for most people. But you know, The
Speaker 2: moral of the story is, uh, be fucking quiet. People,
Speaker 2: be quiet and kick down your kids doors and let
Speaker 2: them know. Hey, Like, can you stop? Like you're terrifying
Speaker 2: everybody in the house. Oh my bad, because I had
Speaker 2: to find out like years later for my parents and
Speaker 2: they're like, oh no, we knew every single time you did,
Speaker 2: and it was so annoying when din'd you right tell me?
Speaker 3: Didn't you ever tell me?
Speaker 5: I think that's kind of nice of them, though, I
Speaker 5: mean that they let you, They let you keep going,
Speaker 5: they let you keep it a secret. Could I just
Speaker 5: see a hand behind me?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, I saw that too. I thought it was
Speaker 2: like a dog's or a cat's tail or something, and
Speaker 2: then I was like, why would they be that tall?
Speaker 5: That was definitely a hand. Anyway, what do you guys got?
Speaker 4: I don't have much. I made a really good I
Speaker 4: guess not redneck snack tonight, but it was a good snack.
Speaker 4: And I'm telling you though, all it was missing was
Speaker 4: like that hot honey like that or like a holopino jelites.
Speaker 5: Why don't you tell the listeners what it was.
Speaker 2: To like text you and be like what the fuck
Speaker 2: was forgotten? Like I don't know what what happened?
Speaker 5: It was a it was a rich cracker yep, with
Speaker 5: quote unquote Deli cut salami.
Speaker 4: What else would I call it.
Speaker 5: Salami?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, no, not just salami because when you
Speaker 4: by just salami, that's already pre cut and it's been
Speaker 4: sitting in the refrigerated aisle for potentially years. I don't
Speaker 4: like that.
Speaker 5: Want the freest it is the whitest third world country
Speaker 5: ship you could say, is the fact that you designated
Speaker 5: as Deli cut salami that is rich people ship. Did
Speaker 5: you say third world?
Speaker 4: I'm pretty sure you meant first world.
Speaker 2: So it's like like African kids would have to like
Speaker 2: disagree with you that.
Speaker 4: I don't think it's the same thing.
Speaker 2: You know, Uh No, I think most rednecks when they
Speaker 2: when they hear the word like Deli, they think that's
Speaker 2: where there it guys from who's fixing their computer? They
Speaker 2: don't know that. It's like people have computers, Yeah no,
Speaker 2: my computers. Like really, it's just I'm giving the benefit
Speaker 2: of the doubts the computer in their car. It'm you know, track.
Speaker 4: So yeah, So anyway, I made a snack that had
Speaker 4: ritz cracker salami, cottage cheese and a pickle Hamburger style
Speaker 4: cut dill pickle, and that has to be sick because
Speaker 4: you can't just throw, like, you know, a spear on
Speaker 4: that thing, right you could.
Speaker 2: Some of us are men.
Speaker 4: Yes, you know, it doesn't really work.
Speaker 5: You just it sounds delicious. Yeah, it does. It sounds delicious.
Speaker 4: It was really good though, but it was it was
Speaker 4: missing the spice. It needed needed a little heat spice
Speaker 4: somewhere in there. Still delicious, so still slacked.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you could have put one of those mic hot
Speaker 5: honey potato chips on it.
Speaker 4: I don't think I had any.
Speaker 2: That sounds good.
Speaker 4: It was really good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I like it, you know, I have a have
Speaker 2: dad story. So earlier this week, I guess Avery was
Speaker 2: talking with Alissa and Avery was like, yeah, whenever I
Speaker 2: go to Wally WANs like, they go ahead and you know,
Speaker 2: they give me an award for like being the best
Speaker 2: picture drawer. And Lissa was like, what, you got an
Speaker 2: award for that? And she was like, yeah, I did.
Speaker 2: And then later in the week it came up in
Speaker 2: conversation and Alyssa was like, what's this Wally Wombat's place? Why?
Speaker 2: Why is every winning awards?
Speaker 5: Like that's really cool?
Speaker 2: And I was like, fucking awards are you talking about? What?
Speaker 2: This is a place where there's like an indoor jungle gym.
Speaker 2: That's what wall I want. Met says, what are we
Speaker 2: talking about? What award? She was like yeah, like Avery
Speaker 2: was telling me the story about how like she was
Speaker 2: like won this competition for picture drawing and it was
Speaker 2: like the best picture drawer and got an award. And
Speaker 2: I was like, no, she did not, What the fuck
Speaker 2: is she talking about? And Alyssa was like what the fuck?
Speaker 2: I was like, let's bring it up to her. And
Speaker 2: so like the next day she was like, hey, Avery,
Speaker 2: did you at You told me at Wally Wombats you
Speaker 2: were the best person that was a picture drawer and
Speaker 2: they you won an award for Is that right? And
Speaker 2: she's looking at her and she looks back at me
Speaker 2: and looks at it listen and was like maybe I
Speaker 2: don't know. And Alyssa was like, you were fibbing. You
Speaker 2: just straight told me a little bit of the tall
Speaker 2: tail there, kid, okay, And it was like what And
Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, kid, don't be down stuff. If
Speaker 2: it's like not happening, you know what's what that means?
Speaker 2: But yeah, no, you and I both know that there
Speaker 2: was no like stuff at wally Wombats for you to
Speaker 2: be the best picture drawer. There's no competition. And it
Speaker 2: was like, oh sure, I guess yeah. It made me
Speaker 2: think of like, how many hilarious things has like her?
Speaker 2: Like some other kids been like yeah, you know, like,
Speaker 2: uh defeated three dogs in the alley the other day
Speaker 2: with one hand tied behind my back.
Speaker 4: She's your fucking kid. She's your fucking kid. The guy
Speaker 4: who thinks he could take on a fucking cougar and
Speaker 4: I know a fifty year old female I did take.
Speaker 3: On a cougar.
Speaker 5: We're good for a minute.
Speaker 4: You walk into this place and there's a picture of
Speaker 4: your daughter. It slice drawer the month She's like, see,
Speaker 4: I fucking told you.
Speaker 2: Okay, So for real though, real quick, I do need
Speaker 2: to make an announcement on this podcast that a couple
Speaker 2: of weeks ago, I did witness how big a mountain
Speaker 2: lion actually can be, and I severely underestimated the size
Speaker 2: of how big they can be. And I will officially
Speaker 2: like to withdraw my statement because I am.
Speaker 4: I'm pretty sure on the show when you said that
Speaker 4: I I specifically said the size of a fucking mountain lion.
Speaker 4: You're like, that's all right.
Speaker 2: I was thinking like the size of the cougar, like
Speaker 2: a bobcat, which is like super small.
Speaker 4: I was ready to give next time. We're gonna stay here.
Speaker 4: We're gonna stay here for just a moment.
Speaker 5: Go ahead. First off, a fucking cougar and a bobcat
Speaker 5: are massively different. Like we're talking one hundred pounds worth
Speaker 5: of fucking animal. Different muscle, pure muscle. Dude, it's not
Speaker 5: bat on these fucking animals. It's muscle. It's not a
Speaker 5: house cat. It's not a lazy fucking garfield. Okay, this
Speaker 5: is a chew your face off, caught your fucking throat
Speaker 5: with its teeth.
Speaker 2: Animal. Oh I love you.
Speaker 4: Just to be clear, a bobcat is typically between twelve
Speaker 4: and thirty five pounds, okay. A cougar is roughly one
Speaker 4: hundred and forty with a waste of hold on, with
Speaker 4: a waste seventy your wife's what is this seventy to
Speaker 4: two hundred and fifty, two hundred and fifty fucking pounds.
Speaker 5: Yeah, dude, See, even the bobcat would fuck you up.
Speaker 5: Just first and foremost, even the.
Speaker 2: Bobcat would fuck you one hundred percent would period audience.
Speaker 2: This was a clinic on how to trigger your co hosts.
Speaker 2: Take note.
Speaker 5: You're welcome fuck.
Speaker 2: Again. Oh god, it's so goddamn good, well so good.
Speaker 4: Anyway, it's your it's your rundown stoned. So let's let's
Speaker 4: get right into it. What you got for us?
Speaker 2: Yes, first thing we got up here is I love
Speaker 2: this segment. We did it a long time ago and
Speaker 2: I really wanted to bring it back. But it was
Speaker 2: things you can say, uh, in the bedroom or you know,
Speaker 2: and like, you know, we'll give it a scenario where
Speaker 2: you think of funny ass things to say where you'd
Speaker 2: kind of staying in both situations.
Speaker 5: Right.
Speaker 2: The first thing we got up here is things you
Speaker 2: would say in the bedroom or at work. You know,
Speaker 2: we'll just round robin this, you know. The first one
Speaker 2: I got up here is, you know, things you would
Speaker 2: say in the bedroom, are at work? Be careful when
Speaker 2: you touch that.
Speaker 4: Mmmm. Let's just go you me and then Dom. Yeah
Speaker 4: all right, So I really appreciate your help on this project.
Speaker 5: Can you hand me that dildo? We're going to porn job?
Speaker 4: What do you want me to?
Speaker 2: What do you what? His saying?
Speaker 5: I work with construction workers. Bro, I've seen him in excavators.
Speaker 4: The shifter broke.
Speaker 2: That's all I had.
Speaker 4: I had to grab my wife's American Challenge so we
Speaker 4: could fucking get this ring going again.
Speaker 2: Freedom as hard as a rock. Uh this this job
Speaker 2: requires you to be able to lift heavy objects.
Speaker 4: Oh man, you always come on time.
Speaker 5: Oh nice, all right, it's your turn with Cliff's wife.
Speaker 2: Huh job, good job, you're working. Oh god, all.
Speaker 5: Right, I need a break.
Speaker 2: It's time to eat.
Speaker 4: Mm hmmm mm hmm. I can't believe how flexible you are.
Speaker 5: Are you done putting that in your mouth?
Speaker 1: Bro?
Speaker 4: Oh man, it's good. Is that where we're doing? We're
Speaker 4: doing three each?
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll do three each for each one. Yeah. So
Speaker 2: the next one we get up here is things you
Speaker 2: would say in the bedroom or when meeting her parents
Speaker 2: for the first time.
Speaker 5: Or his or his parents or his parents like whoever?
Speaker 2: Should you know? I think I did. I assume a
Speaker 2: lot of shitude. It's one of those things where it
Speaker 2: is what it is, but what I would say, you know,
Speaker 2: I thinks you can say in the bedroom or meeting
Speaker 2: her parents the first time is a that's a firm grip.
Speaker 4: You know, I had a really tough time with this
Speaker 4: specific sect, this this specific set. I remember telling Dom
Speaker 4: about this. Uh so the first one I got is, so,
Speaker 4: this is things you could say in the bedroom or
Speaker 4: when meeting her, in my case, her parents. Okay, that's
Speaker 4: where she gets her cock from.
Speaker 5: My first one is, uh, did you microwave this mozzarella?
Speaker 2: Mozzarella?
Speaker 3: Oh god?
Speaker 2: I missed you boys. Oh look, it's so nice to
Speaker 2: see them again.
Speaker 4: So is missus Johnson and anal two? Or not really?
Speaker 5: Sorry, my good asslest chaps were dirty? Wait?
Speaker 2: Do you have a twin?
Speaker 4: I've loved you, I've loved what you've done with your bush.
Speaker 4: Miss Johnson, does your palm normally taste like this?
Speaker 5: It's good?
Speaker 2: It's my favorite one and so far all right? Next one,
Speaker 2: things you would say in the bedroom or at the barbecue?
Speaker 2: Can you do me a favorite? Can you rub that
Speaker 2: glaze all over?
Speaker 4: Is that macaroni at here?
Speaker 5: Damn? I burnt the chicken again?
Speaker 2: Oh god, this one's Alyssa's favorite. I like them black
Speaker 2: and with a bite.
Speaker 4: M hm, cause along with mine. I don't like the
Speaker 4: burnt ones.
Speaker 5: These need more lube like oil, like oil.
Speaker 2: Every single time somebody's like, oh, the recipe require olive
Speaker 2: oil and be like nah, loop, then in a jiffy,
Speaker 2: put them weener in them buns.
Speaker 4: Mm hmmm. This turned into a sausage fest and a hurry.
Speaker 5: A little shit never hurt nobody. I'm stilled it anyway.
Speaker 4: I got a couple extra on this one.
Speaker 2: He wants to to got that cover on before it stains.
Speaker 5: Mm hmm.
Speaker 4: I'll take a raw.
Speaker 5: H goddamn, here.
Speaker 4: I got two more.
Speaker 5: That's a big sausage.
Speaker 4: Shire Farms.
Speaker 2: It's rock hard when it's frozen.
Speaker 5: Who's ready for cornhole? Let the fireworks begin.
Speaker 2: I want you to go in the deep end.
Speaker 5: God damn it. Uncle's drunk again.
Speaker 4: It's so pink on the inside.
Speaker 2: I hated that your sister always shows up so late.
Speaker 2: Actually know, let me change that.
Speaker 5: I hated that your sister always comes so late. There
Speaker 5: we go.
Speaker 4: Fuck, that's good stuff. I love it. Those are those
Speaker 4: are really fun ones. And then and yeah, those those
Speaker 4: definitely do a throwback to this, which just makes me think,
Speaker 4: if you're listening to this and you and you're on
Speaker 4: our socials, thank you. If you're not, go find our socials.
Speaker 4: Just search Dad's on d equal podcast and order without podcasts,
Speaker 4: you'll find us. But yeah, if you want to hear
Speaker 4: one that you want us to do, you know things,
Speaker 4: you can stay in the bedroom and you know, in Auschwitz,
Speaker 4: let us know, we'll do it, you know.
Speaker 2: But it is a barbecue.
Speaker 4: Is it supposed to be that hot in there.
Speaker 5: It's a little ashy, But you'll be fine. If you
Speaker 5: have any hit us up, shoot them out, shout them out.
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 4: Yeah, just let us know. Yeah, let us know. We're
Speaker 4: happy to do it. Happy to do it, happy to
Speaker 4: do it. Mm hmm.
Speaker 5: Should be squirting everywhere, so happy.
Speaker 2: Just you know, thank god the Holocaust didn't happen with Catholics,
Speaker 2: because it would just be happening Wednesdays for ash Wednesday.
Speaker 5: Did you know the Catholics were actually on the Germans
Speaker 5: side for the longest time.
Speaker 2: Was Muslims. Yeah, yeah, let's get rid of a religion.
Speaker 2: Let's narrow this one down. That's why they went into
Speaker 2: North Africa.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they were, they were all for it, until all
Speaker 5: of a sudden they realized they were gonna lose, and
Speaker 5: them like, oh ship up.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 2: You turn.
Speaker 4: Well, I mean it, I mean it kind of makes sense.
Speaker 4: That the Vaticans in Italy. Right, Italy was on the
Speaker 4: bad side, so right, so what's going to help their cause?
Speaker 5: I mean to to literally take.
Speaker 4: Out an entire Let's let's be real. The only reason
Speaker 4: Italy was on their side was they misunderstood the entirety
Speaker 4: of of Hitler. They heard Oven and they were like, oh,
Speaker 4: fucking pizza. It's a pizza, pizza, pizza.
Speaker 2: When the man answers, so.
Speaker 4: Do you guys got more coals out back or no? Yeah,
Speaker 4: grab the body and just throw them on there and
Speaker 4: it'll heat right up.
Speaker 5: They misunderstood wood fire.
Speaker 2: Now we use the wood.
Speaker 5: We use a wood, a wood fire, and to cool
Speaker 5: the pizza, they're like, yeah, to cool cut The.
Speaker 2: People Germans are like, wow, look at you guys. You know,
Speaker 2: we never would have thought of would you guys.
Speaker 5: So expensive?
Speaker 4: We thought was wood everywhere?
Speaker 3: Bill.
Speaker 2: That's probably the best Germans you've ever known.
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh man, all right, we let's take it a
Speaker 4: little quick break and we'll be right back.
Speaker 5: What that has to be now that I think about it,
Speaker 5: the Germans had to have had the fucking world's largest
Speaker 5: gas bill, like ever in history.
Speaker 4: Never mind, I don't know if I ever told you
Speaker 4: guys on the Back in the Day podcast of this,
Speaker 4: because the show came out in twenty nineteen, so it'd
Speaker 4: have been before we did this podcast, so I don't
Speaker 4: know if we've just ever revisited this. My wife, though,
Speaker 4: didn't realize Chernobyl was real until we were watching the
Speaker 4: Chernobyl series on HBO and we got like through episode
Speaker 4: two or three and she turns to me and she goes, wait,
Speaker 4: this is real. And I looked at Hi. I'm like,
Speaker 4: shut the fuck up, and she's like, no, for real,
Speaker 4: this was real, And I'm like, you didn't know about Chernobyl.
Speaker 5: That's interesting.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I bugged up Chernobyl. No Ways to Die.
Speaker 5: It's almost almost we're almost able to go back in there,
Speaker 5: almost almost like almost years away.
Speaker 4: Almost. All right, let's take a quick break and then
Speaker 4: we'll be right back. Welcome back to Channel D News.
Speaker 4: Holy shit, we are back. I am your host, Squirt
Speaker 4: my bottom joining me later, Chipselli quick from the streets
Speaker 4: and storm a blowing with a weather update in our
Speaker 4: first story, Harbin, China. Even as the mercury dropped well
Speaker 4: below freezing, youthism soared among about how a dozen hardy
Speaker 4: swimmers during a daily ritual in northeast China's ice city
Speaker 4: of Harbin. The swimmers trained daily throughout the year for this.
Speaker 4: They first carved out a pool in the song Hua River,
Speaker 4: breaking the ten centimeter which is four inches huge ladies
Speaker 4: thick layer of ice that had formed again overnight, and
Speaker 4: scooping out the pieces. Then they stripped down one by
Speaker 4: one plunged into the bone chilling waters of a pool
Speaker 4: about ten meters thirty feet long. One thing that wasn't
Speaker 4: long was Wing Wong Ching Chong's pecker chip what he
Speaker 4: got from the streets, buddy.
Speaker 2: Thank you, squirt. I imagine that was a really small penie. Boys,
Speaker 2: it feels so good to be here. After seeing all
Speaker 2: of my ex colleagues in Hollywood lose their homes and
Speaker 2: literal foundations, I decided to take a change of direction
Speaker 2: in life. Before I would shit all over them until
Speaker 2: finding out about the fire, and then I would offer condolences.
Speaker 2: But now I want to shut on them after the fire.
Speaker 2: I'm better at grabbing low hanging fruit, as you would say,
Speaker 2: and making a profit off of it than Jake Paul.
Speaker 2: You know, it became really apparent that the fires could
Speaker 2: not have been prevented if we could have been prevented,
Speaker 2: rather if we had just listened to Mel Gibson on
Speaker 2: the Joe Rogan experience, because it was really simple that
Speaker 2: the fires were a message from Gold. The message was
Speaker 2: loud and clear. That Chip set it quick. Should have
Speaker 2: gotten all the rolls he lost in Hollywood to whoever
Speaker 2: his house burnt down in the Palisades and Melibu and
Speaker 2: now here. I am thriving in a.
Speaker 1: Van down by the fucking river, like the god.
Speaker 2: Chris Folly intended. My home is intact and my insurance
Speaker 2: is solid. Fuck all of you. Back to you, Squat,
Speaker 2: Thank you, Chip.
Speaker 4: It's good to hear your voice speaking of a van
Speaker 4: down by a river. We have somebody even more retarded
Speaker 4: and poor than that storm of blowing. I hear there's
Speaker 4: a weather updates storm. Are you there?
Speaker 5: Hey, here's quirk kind knows he man. I went on
Speaker 5: a cruise to the Bahamas. Yeah, but dude, the nasty weather.
Speaker 5: I ended up in the middle of the bur Beaudy Triangle. Uh,
Speaker 5: it's aw some crazy shit while I was there. Man,
Speaker 5: you know, a couple of things are the craziest thing.
Speaker 5: I wasn't the Mermaid or even the giant squidze. But
Speaker 5: I saw Bill Gates, eh man, it was on a
Speaker 5: yacht hunting down dolphins and shit, uh he said, there
Speaker 5: seeming is a secret to ever last in life. You
Speaker 5: guys fucking know that. That's fuck crazy. I'm pretty sure
Speaker 5: he's behind the LA fires. But did you know that
Speaker 5: the weather has changed history like a couple of times,
Speaker 5: like in history, like you know, like it's changed it
Speaker 5: like from happening like the like the bombing of Nagasaki.
Speaker 4: I think that's what it's called, na Nagasaki.
Speaker 5: I don't remember. Anyway, it wasn't it wasn't even supposed
Speaker 5: to happen. Man, the pilot was supposed to go to
Speaker 5: the bomb to bomb Kokura, but there was like too
Speaker 5: much cloud cover whatnot, so he couldn't see and ship.
Speaker 5: And instead of being a true fucking American and just
Speaker 5: get her there done, he took the easy way out
Speaker 5: and just went to the next town. And anyways, winters
Speaker 5: everywhere but La right now, So watch out for snow.
Speaker 4: Yeah, thank you storm for that beautiful weather update. In
Speaker 4: our last story, Charlte, North Carolina, imagine having five gallons
Speaker 4: of mayonnaise dumped all over your head. Well that's exactly
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Speaker 2: Storm's a fucking blowing.
Speaker 4: All right, Yeah, it's good. It's good to be back
Speaker 4: the fucking news. The goddamn retards of the news.
Speaker 5: Oh listen, hard hitting, they get it out there. They
Speaker 5: tell you what you want to hear.
Speaker 4: That's true, What you need to hear, that's true, what
Speaker 4: you need to hear.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 4: You know what we've never uh, what we've never heard
Speaker 4: on the news is we've never heard sports. A sports segment.
Speaker 4: We've only heard. We've only heard the you know, a
Speaker 4: couple of ship stories, the dissing stories, some news. Occasionally
Speaker 4: Uncle Polly makes an appearance.
Speaker 5: Maybe Uncle PAULI could do sports next week. Maybe I
Speaker 5: can ask.
Speaker 4: I've got a baseball bat and drunk, doesn't he?
Speaker 5: He do? Is? Yeah, pretty decent swing.
Speaker 4: There you go, All right, Stone, let's let's continue. Let's
Speaker 4: continue on your rundown. What do you got for us?
Speaker 2: So the next segment was spawned by seeing this post.
Speaker 2: And it was like back in like two thousand and five,
Speaker 2: like what was your favorite music? What was your favorite
Speaker 2: place to go? This? That? This? That? And I was like,
Speaker 2: that'd be one thing to do every now and then
Speaker 2: for an episode. I like it a pick a random
Speaker 2: year and just just like tell us, like either your
Speaker 2: favorite or like the year's trending? What was going on
Speaker 2: that year? You don't either? Were works? Got a couple
Speaker 2: of things on the list here, you know, So the
Speaker 2: year was twenty fourteen, bring us that nostalgia, you know,
Speaker 2: the musical.
Speaker 5: How did you decide? Sorry I didn't rupt, how did
Speaker 5: you decide on the year two fourteen? Twenty fourteen. Did
Speaker 5: you like pick that out of your fucking asshole?
Speaker 2: Sorry, yeah I did. Yeah. I grabbed a dingleberry, and
Speaker 2: then when I was about to eat it, I was like, wait,
Speaker 2: hold on, maybe I'll pop this open and be a
Speaker 2: little message inside, like one of those, you know, a
Speaker 2: little express and then yeah, it's a twenty fourteen lucky numbers.
Speaker 4: And help I'm stuck in Some dudes, seriously, did you like?
Speaker 5: Because Okay, so I did a little bit of research,
Speaker 5: not a whole lot. We all know the truth, but
Speaker 5: I did so, and twenty fourteen was a fucking banger
Speaker 5: of a choice.
Speaker 4: Dude, what yeah, are you fucking high? I like, yeah,
Speaker 4: I felt like Stone.
Speaker 2: Last years from twenty ten to twenty twenty.
Speaker 4: I feel like Stone was high out of his fucking gorge.
Speaker 4: There's some good things on here, and some things.
Speaker 5: Were just dog shit. Okay, but let's go with it.
Speaker 4: But I like it. I like, you know, having to
Speaker 4: relive like it's ten years ago, eleven, it's eleven years
Speaker 4: ago now, so it's it definitely is some nostalgia. I
Speaker 4: just thought there's some years around there where Stone says
Speaker 4: twenty fourteen, Like there's some years right around there that
Speaker 4: I would I would have preferred, but but that's but
Speaker 4: it's his rundown. He picked it. Well, I'm happy, let's
Speaker 4: get let's do it.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So the first one I got this on here
Speaker 2: is musical artist. Now me, I didn't go with my
Speaker 2: preferred musical artists. I just like picked one from the
Speaker 2: list of like top trending that year. Sure, sure that
Speaker 2: I remember the most. And because it's so impactful right
Speaker 2: now for what just happened to one of those members,
Speaker 2: it's One Direction. One Direction was fucking enormous. They were huge.
Speaker 2: They were like the fucking Beatles. It was insane. They
Speaker 2: were only going to the world and they were only
Speaker 2: going up. Yeah, only going up. And then one of
Speaker 2: them took a drastic fall. Yeah, clumsy mistake as they
Speaker 2: would say, but but yeah, it was crazy. It was
Speaker 2: all over the place. I remember working in Seers, working
Speaker 2: in what's it called the storage and it was on
Speaker 2: the radio all the time, all day, every day. Ninety
Speaker 2: four to one, I said, O, the one ninety five
Speaker 2: like one of those had them on too, And yeah,
Speaker 2: they were just all over the place, like you could
Speaker 2: not you could not get away from any department store.
Speaker 2: They were all over, what about you, dumb? What did
Speaker 2: you have for music artists of twenty fourteen?
Speaker 5: So remember Ed Cheering. I kind of expected you guys
Speaker 5: to go a different route, So that's kind of I
Speaker 5: ended up going the same route Ed Cheering. It was
Speaker 5: just a hot on the scene. He had done some
Speaker 5: collaps with a bunch of other people, but he came
Speaker 5: out with that X album, which was, you know, for
Speaker 5: a lot of people, phenomenal. I thought there were some
Speaker 5: really good songs on it, and he that was his whole,
Speaker 5: like real start into his own career. And so I
Speaker 5: thought that was kind of cool because Taylor Swift, I mean,
Speaker 5: Taylor Swift was hot one direction was hot at the time,
Speaker 5: you know, in that pop culture or pop era. But
Speaker 5: he that was his start, right, So that that was
Speaker 5: kind of who I picked because there was that that
Speaker 5: launch of his career that has turned into something I
Speaker 5: think just phenomenal for him.
Speaker 4: No me, I had to go with my my runner
Speaker 4: up because the first one was Bobby Schmurder and I
Speaker 4: can't say his title of his music otherwise because I'm
Speaker 4: white and I'm not allowed to say that. So I'm
Speaker 4: gonna go with my runner up and My runner up
Speaker 4: was Bloodstone and Diamonds, the album by machine Head released,
Speaker 4: and it was to me that was one of the albums.
Speaker 4: As it grew, it got better and better. But one
Speaker 4: of my favorite machine Head songs of all time is
Speaker 4: on that album. So, uh, it's great. I actually really
Speaker 4: love that album. So that's what I was listening to.
Speaker 2: I remember back then when you were you were all
Speaker 2: about machine Head and uh, you were just on like
Speaker 2: twenty four seven, and it was at that point that
Speaker 2: I was really on, yeah, because it was Cold Chambers,
Speaker 2: Cold Chamber, Had Cup got back for Rivals? Yeah, it
Speaker 2: was Cold Chamber. And then I was also like getting
Speaker 2: really in a Devil Driver. Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, the early twenty tens two between twenty ten to
Speaker 5: twenty fifteen was a really good year for a lot
Speaker 5: of genres of music.
Speaker 4: I think.
Speaker 5: That was to both of you.
Speaker 4: While you guys are looking at that, the next one
Speaker 4: is a twenty fourteen movie movie. I just already you
Speaker 4: can't get in Trouble. It's the title right in history.
Speaker 4: If you're in history class, what are you gonna do?
Speaker 2: You know?
Speaker 4: How do you pronounce that country? In Africa?
Speaker 5: They're in a hard r in it, so you know
Speaker 5: what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: No, there is, but I'm just you know what am
Speaker 4: I supposed to do? It's a country fair enough anyway, Nija,
Speaker 4: It's just Nija, Niga, please you.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So so movie dude, movies.
Speaker 5: Okay, I'm going first. I'm going first. Listen, Okay, listen
Speaker 5: to this. Fuck you all in your both of you,
Speaker 5: screw your blist. I don't give a ship Garden, Guardians
Speaker 5: of the Galaxy, Fucking Nightcrawler, X Men, Days of Future Past.
Speaker 4: Dawn of the Planet of Apes, the Lego movie. You
Speaker 4: can that's where we take it over Stone. What do
Speaker 4: you got next? The leg where it.
Speaker 5: Listen, dude, Captain America got Jilla John Wick, John Wick.
Speaker 4: Okay, dude, I redeem yourself.
Speaker 5: This this is seriously the Okay, the Amazing Spider Man too,
Speaker 5: The Hobbit came out, Transformer Age of Extinction, dude, moleficent.
Speaker 4: Hero. This was the year where two we had way
Speaker 4: too many fucking hero movies and we're oversaturating the market.
Speaker 4: That's what that year was. That makes sense.
Speaker 2: So out of those, which one was like most notable
Speaker 2: one for you.
Speaker 5: Big Hero six, Big Go six, phenomenal, Like it's a
Speaker 5: cute movie.
Speaker 2: I love that movie. ID doesn't watch it enough anymore.
Speaker 2: It makes me sad.
Speaker 4: Okay movies, yeah, Bay max out out of all those movies. Guardians,
Speaker 4: that's the real answer piece of ship, and I hope
Speaker 4: that's come in your bottle, you know me. I actually
Speaker 4: picked this one off off track thinking the same ship
Speaker 4: that you guys were gonna go.
Speaker 5: You know what you guys would go with.
Speaker 4: I knew that Dome would go with all the heavy
Speaker 4: Avenger style movies because that's what he was into. Guardians
Speaker 4: is one of my favorites. But Boyhood Neighbors Neighbors was
Speaker 4: perfect for me. It was that time because you have
Speaker 4: I was twenty eight years old at that time. You know,
Speaker 4: you have a kid, so you're stuck at that age
Speaker 4: where you still want to hang out and still want
Speaker 4: to party, but you also have to be responsible and
Speaker 4: you know, so having that message of neighbors where you
Speaker 4: have the married couple with a kid next to a
Speaker 4: frat house, it just spoke volumes to me at the time. Yeah,
Speaker 4: so many better movies in that year than that movie,
Speaker 4: but that one for me personally at the.
Speaker 5: Hunger Games also came out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like there's a.
Speaker 4: There's a fucking list, dude for that year. Yeah, it's
Speaker 4: called IMDb. If you want to look it up, you
Speaker 4: just type in twenty fourteen stone, what do you got.
Speaker 2: So good? All right?
Speaker 4: Literally find any movie you want from that.
Speaker 5: Three hundred came out that year. The second one, the
Speaker 5: Rise of an Empire. Holy fuck, god damn, three.
Speaker 2: Hundred came out of the year two thousand and five
Speaker 2: came back. They want their movie back.
Speaker 4: Every one where you could see having Eva Green's Tits.
Speaker 5: Dumb and Dumber two.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, time, what movie did you get?
Speaker 2: The movie I picked? And this is like one of
Speaker 2: my all time favorites and this is probably like the
Speaker 2: favorite of the lineup, Like this is the end is
Speaker 2: almost there, But the interview.
Speaker 4: I had, I saw that on there as well.
Speaker 2: The interview because we almost started a fucking war with
Speaker 2: North Korea over.
Speaker 4: A fucking movie, over a comedy fucking movie.
Speaker 2: Comedy movie, a comedy movie, right, the same guys knocked
Speaker 2: up this is the end.
Speaker 5: He hatus because they amus.
Speaker 2: Like your highness like like bro, like we almost started
Speaker 2: a fucking international conflict because of they hate us because
Speaker 2: they anus. Do you just say anis.
Speaker 4: Quacamole.
Speaker 2: I remember back in those days before we had the streaming,
Speaker 2: like we only really had Netflix, but it wasn't on Netflix.
Speaker 2: I bought it on Apple iTunes, Yeah, and I downloaded
Speaker 2: it and it took me like four fucking hours, and
Speaker 2: then two days later it came on Netflix. Were mad,
Speaker 2: so fucking mad, but I watched it again on Netflix
Speaker 2: just because, but goddamn it was so fucking good.
Speaker 4: Love it, love it. What do we got next?
Speaker 2: All? Right, next we got a piece of technology. What
Speaker 2: was a piece of technology that came out that was
Speaker 2: that was just so like like like changed everything around,
Speaker 2: or change your perspective where you were just addicted to
Speaker 2: could be anything. For me, it was the USB C
Speaker 2: chord like that year.
Speaker 4: Technology. I literally read an article that was exactly that,
Speaker 4: and I'm like, of everything, that's what you've chose, Marty
Speaker 4: McFly fucking hoverboard was invented in twenty fourteen, and we're
Speaker 4: going with a USB C cable.
Speaker 2: Because I knew you were gonna go with the hoverboard.
Speaker 4: I was being no, no, no, I didn't pick I didn't
Speaker 4: pick the hoverboard.
Speaker 2: Oh you fucking loser. I for sure thought you were
Speaker 2: gonna pick that one because I saw that one too,
Speaker 2: and I was like, Jordan's definitely gonna do that one
Speaker 2: because of Back to the Future.
Speaker 4: But now I didn't mine my pick, actually did not.
Speaker 4: I didn't start using when it came out. It was
Speaker 4: probably not until four years later. Maybe was smart watches,
Speaker 4: but smart watches coming in. Think think of fast forward
Speaker 4: now ten years where we're at with smart watches now
Speaker 4: you know what I mean.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we're smart glasses. Now we got smart glasses. So true,
Speaker 5: No they're not watches. We've shifted to a different part
Speaker 5: of our body.
Speaker 2: I didn't realize this until a little while ago. But
Speaker 2: the smart glasses is like some real James James Bond shit,
Speaker 2: like real James Bond shit. It's great, Like we're here,
Speaker 2: you know, Like if the people back in the sixties
Speaker 2: and seventies came back and they were like, like, do
Speaker 2: you guys have like the James Bond spyglasses? Actually, yeah
Speaker 2: we do.
Speaker 5: What do you use them for?
Speaker 2: You guys have porn people shaped like space ships? Oh
Speaker 2: yeah we do, yeah, pouring it's good ship. We really
Speaker 2: it really would be like it would came It would
Speaker 2: have came true, like all those futuristic shows and ship
Speaker 2: what it came true.
Speaker 4: They're like, what do you use the spyglasses for? Actually?
Speaker 4: With the besides porn? The number one use is Karen's
Speaker 4: used them. What do you mean Karen's. Oh, those are
Speaker 4: these people that they go places just to complain and
Speaker 4: start a ruckus, and so they will film it with
Speaker 4: their glasses just try and get a rise out of
Speaker 4: these employees for views.
Speaker 5: Sobody, that's what we use them for. Mine's three D printing.
Speaker 4: That was I almost went with that one. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: three D printing is pretty cool, but then I saw
Speaker 4: a fucking hover board. I like the next one public scandal.
Speaker 5: I was surprised at what I found.
Speaker 4: There's only two. There's only two that matter. Can I
Speaker 4: go first on this one?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Okay, uh, let's be real. The only scandal that mattered
Speaker 4: was the fappening and then maybe Bill Cosby think of
Speaker 4: how large the fappening was, Like you literally started thinking
Speaker 4: of every celebrity you at that time that you wanted
Speaker 4: to see naked, and it was basically there. You got
Speaker 4: Scar Joe, you got j Law and that's it. You
Speaker 4: didn't need.
Speaker 2: Anymore, right, Emma Watson, Yeah, yeah, you just.
Speaker 4: The list kept going they were there, if they if
Speaker 4: they've taken them, they were there. Like that was such.
Speaker 4: It was such a huge thing in a mentality of
Speaker 4: men forever as far as movies go, because you've always sad.
Speaker 3: What do they look like?
Speaker 5: Now?
Speaker 2: Of course we have not looked to this list ourselves.
Speaker 2: We've just read the article pigs, you know, family. We
Speaker 2: wouldn't know that the girl from Victoria Justice was in there.
Speaker 2: We had no idea about that, right, it's respectful.
Speaker 5: I don't even know who it is.
Speaker 4: So shows the picture like, oh, yeah, I've seen that.
Speaker 2: One saving to this bank bank again.
Speaker 5: Click my glasses click.
Speaker 2: Oh that's good, that's fucking good. What about you, dumb uh?
Speaker 5: So I found the police investigation in Rome. So I
Speaker 5: guess Italy had uncovered a criminal network called the Mafia Capital,
Speaker 5: which involved corruption in the city's public administration and political processes.
Speaker 5: The investigation led to arrests of dozens of people, including
Speaker 5: politicians and businessmen, and like I guess, the criminals had
Speaker 5: exploited the influx of immigrants to Italy to gain contracts
Speaker 5: from managing migrant reception centers, and like they had accepted
Speaker 5: payments for substandard or non existent services period, and like
Speaker 5: I guess, it was like a it was a massive
Speaker 5: fucking thing with millions and millions of dollars, but it
Speaker 5: led to where would it go? It was forty one
Speaker 5: people were convicted. There's a lot. That's a lot, and essentially,
Speaker 5: you know, people were fucking robbing these politicians and businessmen
Speaker 5: were robbing Rome like blind.
Speaker 2: So all right, it just so happens to be they're
Speaker 2: the ones that got caught.
Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly. And that's just the ones that got caught
Speaker 5: and tried. You know, forty forty one people is a
Speaker 5: lot of fucking people, dude. But yeah, and I had
Speaker 5: never heard about it, so it was kind of.
Speaker 4: Cool, nice, what are you guys?
Speaker 5: Don't for me?
Speaker 2: Was isis? ISIS came out that year and was threatening
Speaker 2: the world? Oh yeah, I think then. And then they
Speaker 2: were like taken out in like six weeks or something
Speaker 2: like a couple of years later. It's hilarious. But I
Speaker 2: just remember I remember my uncle Chuck and a couple
Speaker 2: of family members down in Texas and they held up
Speaker 2: their marine signs and their cult nineteen eleven's and they
Speaker 2: were like, come get some ices, Like it's just burned
Speaker 2: into my brain, and I was like, oh, uncle Chuck,
Speaker 2: that Vietnam era of soldiers. Goddamn, goddamn, they would have
Speaker 2: had a maid if they had the weapons that you know,
Speaker 2: we didn't know.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but you.
Speaker 2: Know they went in there was some fucking weapons.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: But I think it's just hilarious that they this group
Speaker 2: just declared war on the world and they were being
Speaker 2: aggressive and then yeah, six weeks and they were gone.
Speaker 5: They're gone now.
Speaker 2: It took them six weeks. Trump took them out. ISIS.
Speaker 5: ISIS was still around for a little while and then
Speaker 5: they just disappeared. And now instead of fighting over ISIS
Speaker 5: and bullshit like that, we fight over gender and fucking
Speaker 5: color like idiots.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm, right, Like I know it's red, it's not blue.
Speaker 5: And when I say color, I don't just meet color
Speaker 5: of skin.
Speaker 2: I mean.
Speaker 4: Like, yeah, anyway, yeah not you fire boys and girls
Speaker 4: have vaginers, doesn't matter.
Speaker 2: Like like kindergarten cop is now offensive because that little kid, because.
Speaker 4: That little kid was spitting science facts.
Speaker 2: The little kid was transphobic.
Speaker 5: It's insane, dude, what fag.
Speaker 4: What do we got next?
Speaker 2: Food?
Speaker 4: Food or this one's big for me, This one's big
Speaker 4: for foods.
Speaker 5: Food's big for me too.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
Speaker 5: Food's big for me too. So I'll go you, I'll go.
Speaker 4: This is the first time that I ever went to Chicago,
Speaker 4: so this is the first time I ever got to
Speaker 4: eat Chicago deep dish in Chicago.
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, so let's move on from that. Okay, just kid, pine,
Speaker 5: go ahead, go ahead, stupid talk about your stupid fucking lasagna. No,
Speaker 5: it's LAZIGNI is disgusting talk about your what really, what
Speaker 5: the fuck do you think a deep dish fucking pizza
Speaker 5: is from Chicago? It's fucking lazagna.
Speaker 4: It's not.
Speaker 2: It's lasagnia with less pasta, layers, bingo, and pie. It's
Speaker 2: more of a soup.
Speaker 5: It's closer to a pie.
Speaker 2: It's for sure.
Speaker 5: Pie.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, pizza, pizza pie. Anyway, that was the first
Speaker 4: time I got to go to Chicago, first time I
Speaker 4: got to have that, and I love it. So I
Speaker 4: don't like it. I've had it a couple of places,
Speaker 4: not Chicago, and it's just not it doesn't it's not
Speaker 4: the same.
Speaker 5: What's the difference.
Speaker 4: I don't know, I really don't know. I've even had
Speaker 4: the ones that they the popular chains making freeze and
Speaker 4: they're good, but they're not. I don't know, it just
Speaker 4: doesn't taste the same. I think it's a mixture of
Speaker 4: how they make it there with the ingredients they have
Speaker 4: their like their local water source, and then also like
Speaker 4: their ovens.
Speaker 5: Like it's just hear me out. I've got a cast iron.
Speaker 5: We take the cast iron, it should fit in your
Speaker 5: pizza oven, and we try and make our own.
Speaker 4: Well, can try that.
Speaker 5: I'm turning over as soon as this fucking episode's done,
Speaker 5: so fire that bitch up.
Speaker 4: Okay, what do you got for food?
Speaker 5: The cronut, the fucking chrone was invented and it came
Speaker 5: out in twenty fourteen. The cronut was revolutionary. It is
Speaker 5: a croissant doughnut. And if you ever had one, bro oh,
Speaker 5: that is that is the best sex in your mouth
Speaker 5: food you will ever fucking have. Is a cronut. I
Speaker 5: can taste it now that I'm talking about it.
Speaker 4: It is sweeter than eating a kettle corn kernel out
Speaker 4: of your mom's asshole.
Speaker 5: Facts. Yeah, it's been there, done that. Not the same.
Speaker 2: That kettle corn kernels covered in powdered sugar.
Speaker 5: No, not yet, don until the end stone.
Speaker 4: What do you got.
Speaker 2: Powdered sugar. No, I got avocado toast. That's when the
Speaker 2: world was introduced to avocado toast. And I shed on
Speaker 2: it forever, id on for a long time.
Speaker 4: I am shedding on it.
Speaker 2: And then I had one and I added brisket to it,
Speaker 2: and I was like, oh, so you made delicious.
Speaker 4: He made a California brisket sandwich.
Speaker 2: Cool one hundred percent. One hundred percent was so good.
Speaker 4: It wasn't as good, but I delay it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, of spice some things up, you know, I was
Speaker 2: getting a little tired of the egg combination. Crazy.
Speaker 5: He added, He added brisket, tomato, onion, and another piece
Speaker 5: of toast.
Speaker 2: Can't forget to lettuce. It's California pickles, some pickles, fries spread,
Speaker 2: you know, mega animal style.
Speaker 4: Dey cuts the lobby on it too.
Speaker 2: It dude, I was so. I was.
Speaker 5: I was at the delis at the store. I was
Speaker 5: getting cold cuts and I had asked the guy to
Speaker 5: cut it on a one, and there's an older woman
Speaker 5: next to me and she's like, cut it on a one.
Speaker 5: What do you mean is that slang? I was like, no,
Speaker 5: it's the setting. It's the thinnest setting that they will
Speaker 5: cut it on is to cut it on a one.
Speaker 5: They have one, two three. It's basically shaved meat. And
Speaker 5: she's like, oh, I didn't know you could do that.
Speaker 4: I hate my meat thick. I just well, man, it's
Speaker 4: your lucky day.
Speaker 5: It's like you're welcome, You're well. Anyway, lastly, it's kicking it.
Speaker 4: Take a minute.
Speaker 2: What were you guys doing in twenty fourteen? What's going
Speaker 2: on for you?
Speaker 4: Another major getting a divorce.
Speaker 2: I was like, which is why When you said, like,
Speaker 2: why would you pick twenty fourteen of all the years,
Speaker 2: I was like.
Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, that's a great part. For that part of it.
Speaker 4: It means like, yeah, okay, it was shitty at times
Speaker 4: and like you know, having to.
Speaker 5: Deal with it, but it was worth it in the end.
Speaker 2: True that. Yeah, I was living at an apartment complex
Speaker 2: and a storage facility that you were in the most
Speaker 2: ghetto part of town. Uh you know, shout out Lake
Speaker 2: me and lamb damn. East Side was worse and force
Speaker 2: aren't we But yeah, that was a I remember the
Speaker 2: first week I was there, the Section eight complex right
Speaker 2: next to me, somebody opened up fire at two in
Speaker 2: the morning. A whole lot of it too. It was
Speaker 2: like a lot of back and forth, and I was
Speaker 2: crying in my bed, holding onto my gun, like I big,
Speaker 2: the stupidest thing to do is come to this fucking
Speaker 2: side of town. Mom was right, goddamn it, it was
Speaker 2: so bad. I was there for four months and then
Speaker 2: they were like, yeah, so like the couple guys are
Speaker 2: getting booted, might as well have been. But it was like,
Speaker 2: it was like, oh god, it was so good. Actually no, yeah,
Speaker 2: maybe more towards five. It was like in February and
Speaker 2: I got out of there. But yeah, it was a
Speaker 2: good time. Partied a lot there, hosted a lot of parties.
Speaker 2: I saw some wild ship at those parties there. It's
Speaker 2: so fucking funny this all went down at this business facility.
Speaker 2: Why would you let a fucking twenty one, twenty two
Speaker 2: year old fucking manager's apartment stupid? Oh god.
Speaker 5: I was working graveyards, so I wasn't seeing much anybody
Speaker 5: when that was going down.
Speaker 4: That year.
Speaker 5: A year was rough for me. I was working a
Speaker 5: lot of graveyards.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, a lot of graveyards twenty fifteen. That was me. Jordan.
Speaker 2: Did you work graveyards any of your jobs? No, you didn't.
Speaker 4: No, the latest I the latest I think I ever
Speaker 4: got off from a job was like eleven or twelve.
Speaker 4: The airport would have been the closest. But at that time,
Speaker 4: I mean even still, flights don't leave very often at
Speaker 4: midnight one in the morning, I mean more now. But
Speaker 4: when I worked back there late, the last flights were
Speaker 4: leaving at eleven or midnight, and then it.
Speaker 2: Was it pretty slow. Yeah yeah, yeah at.
Speaker 4: That time night yeah yeah. And then when I worked
Speaker 4: at Low's same thing. Like the latest I'd get off
Speaker 4: is like ten thirty eleven o'clock at night. So yeah,
Speaker 4: I'd rather work I've never worked a night shift. I'd
Speaker 4: rather work a night shift over like swing shift.
Speaker 5: Swing shift sucked because I worked some swing shift too,
Speaker 5: and swing shift was back because your whole day was
Speaker 5: kind of gone, yeah right, like and with night shift
Speaker 5: you at least had some portion of the day that
Speaker 5: you could manage around. But with swing shift, you're you
Speaker 5: were fucked. You were just fucked. You know. The only
Speaker 5: day that you got that was good was was Friday,
Speaker 5: with whatever your Friday was.
Speaker 4: Yeah, straight up, straight.
Speaker 5: Up, straight up, Yeah to me, you really more love
Speaker 5: me forever.
Speaker 4: So twenty fourteen, it's a wrap, that's a weird year.
Speaker 2: It's a yeah it is, Yeah, it is.
Speaker 5: It is a good year. I think it was kind
Speaker 5: of if if you look back, it's kind of the
Speaker 5: beginning of like a lot of troubles. I think Bill
Speaker 5: Cosby Carl really caused it all. If he wouldn't have
Speaker 5: been caught, I think maybe everything would have been fine,
Speaker 5: or maybe he just if he didn't do it at all,
Speaker 5: would So what that's what I really meant that. Oh no,
Speaker 5: obviously obviously don't fucking do that.
Speaker 2: Take down.
Speaker 4: The doc.
Speaker 5: But that's what I mean, like, yeah, you know they'll
Speaker 5: cause me. I mean, because dude, he was a fucking icon.
Speaker 4: Here's an icon, and he just it shattered everybody's world.
Speaker 5: To think that that's what he was capable of doing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I think that's fair. That's a fair assessment,
Speaker 4: checks out.
Speaker 3: Whatever.
Speaker 4: I don't know. I don't know that that you're definitely
Speaker 4: had had good definitely bad, but good.
Speaker 5: Also.
Speaker 4: I was interested though, when you first pulled it up
Speaker 4: and then talking about the music, trying to figure out
Speaker 4: what came out there, because fourteen was kind of that
Speaker 4: change of a year for me where I went to
Speaker 4: the heavier side of things, like shortly thereafter, like twenty fifteen.
Speaker 4: Twenty fifteen, What's was super heavy as far as musical Yeah,
Speaker 4: there was so many, so many more albums and stuff
Speaker 4: because I've done twenty fifteen.
Speaker 5: They were upset about Bill Cosby.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well maybe maybe maybe not inspiration whatever to rage
Speaker 4: against the Pudding Pops. Rage against the Pudding Pops, I
Speaker 4: mean bad Have you a badass song? How give me
Speaker 4: ten seconds? I got time of what I not doing
Speaker 4: boots and cats?
Speaker 5: No, well, I'll save it for next episode. Next episode,
Speaker 5: I will have fifteen to twenty seconds of rage against
Speaker 5: the Pudding Bops. I'm not doing it right now.
Speaker 2: Oh too high for that ship you're looking in the
Speaker 2: name of button Bobs.
Speaker 4: Fuck you, even if you told me nough gooko gooky notes.
Speaker 4: Oh I guess the end of that dudes, you got
Speaker 4: the nudes. The end of that song still range true.
Speaker 4: You don't even have to change the lyrics. Fuck you.
Speaker 4: I won't do what you tell me. Oh no, all right,
Speaker 4: well I love the cat Dad's on de quel episode?
Speaker 4: Would you say stone one fifty nine one?
Speaker 5: One? What one point two? Okay?
Speaker 2: God?
Speaker 5: Catch you next week?
Speaker 4: Peace out?
Speaker 5: That's out.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm ready for it. Let's go, what's the hardest.
Speaker 5: Thing about what's the hardest thing about beating Peter fitting In?
Speaker 5: You know what? Kidding Sorry,