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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to Dad's One Day Clok. Parental discussion is advised

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<v Speaker 1>mature content beyond this point.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, per my girlfriend's request, I took her to

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<v Speaker 2>an orchard. I picked an apple tree and started staring

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<v Speaker 2>at it. She asked what I was doing, and I said, well,

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<v Speaker 2>we're watching the apples and the tree, just like you wanted, sweetheart.

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<v Speaker 2>She said, no, honey, I had something else in mind

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<v Speaker 2>when I asked for an apple.

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<v Speaker 3>Watch fucking Loser, Loser.

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<v Speaker 4>It was Dad's on de quel. Uh episode one sixty.

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<v Speaker 4>We're back and I've already lost count.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm known, I'm I'm stone baby.

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<v Speaker 4>After one hundred and sixty episodes, we actually have a

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<v Speaker 4>horn sound to use. I think we had one when

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<v Speaker 4>it was Dom and I in person. Yeah, well, I

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<v Speaker 4>don't think we ever used it. Maybe once, maybe I

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<v Speaker 4>don't know, Maybe.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't recall those days.

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<v Speaker 2>Episode Is that where we're at one fifty nine?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh shit?

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<v Speaker 4>All right, well one fifty nine. I don't have a

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<v Speaker 4>rewind button, so we're not rewinding Dad stories. Anybody have

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<v Speaker 4>any interesting you got something?

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<v Speaker 5>Dope? No, not really for this week. The kids were

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<v Speaker 5>over with cas, so you know, it was kind of

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<v Speaker 5>a white week for me, I got to focus on

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<v Speaker 5>work and some other stuff. I picked him up from

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<v Speaker 5>school a couple of times, Callie Kelly. They came back

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<v Speaker 5>today and Kelly's like, Dad, I need to have a

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<v Speaker 5>talk with you. I was like, okay, what's going on.

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<v Speaker 5>She's like, well, it's a sit down conversation. I was like, uh, okay,

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<v Speaker 5>you good. And she's on her period, so I knew,

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<v Speaker 5>like I knew that there's high emotions. And she's like, well, no,

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<v Speaker 5>it's fine, we can do it later. I'm like, okay, fine.

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<v Speaker 5>So about ten maybe fifteen minutes later, so she she's

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<v Speaker 5>sitting at the kitchen table. I'm doing the dishes and

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<v Speaker 5>she's looking at me and she's like, okay, can we

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<v Speaker 5>have this talk. I'm like, wow, you're gonna tell me

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<v Speaker 5>you have a boyfriend. It's fine. And she's like, how'd

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<v Speaker 5>you know. It's like, I just know I know these things.

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<v Speaker 5>She's like, God, Mom tell you. I'm like, no, Mom

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<v Speaker 5>didn't tell you. Mom didn't tell me. She said, well,

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<v Speaker 5>how'd you know? It's like, sweetheart, you told me that

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<v Speaker 5>you had started talking to a boy. You're fourteen. You

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<v Speaker 5>were giddy about the fact that you were talking to

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<v Speaker 5>this boy, it's common sense. I knew it was coming,

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<v Speaker 5>knew it was coming a mile away. She's like, oh,

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<v Speaker 5>and then she proceeds to start crying because I didn't

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<v Speaker 5>throw a fit, and she was happy that she thought

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<v Speaker 5>I was gonna be super mad at her and super

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<v Speaker 5>pissed off. I was like, it's bound to happen at

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<v Speaker 5>some point, Like, what about was I supposed to do?

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<v Speaker 5>Do You're to fucking run out with a shaka? And

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<v Speaker 5>like when I meet the kid, I'll punch him in

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<v Speaker 5>the face the first time I see him and move

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<v Speaker 5>on with life and be fine, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>You ain't.

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<v Speaker 4>You ain't ready to be a man and listen, listen

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<v Speaker 4>to your girlfriend's dad fuck his girlfriend in the room

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<v Speaker 4>across the hall, and get the fuck out of here.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, just be one of those things where yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>like they're getting to that age, man, you know, I.

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<v Speaker 5>Mean, I knew it was coming. It was a bound

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<v Speaker 5>happened at some point.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not to happen now. The question is are you

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<v Speaker 2>ready to approach that subject? If it's reverse.

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<v Speaker 5>And like, you hear those sounds, do you just let

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<v Speaker 5>it go? Do you hear I hear any of those

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<v Speaker 5>sounds coming? From her room the door. The door will

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<v Speaker 5>be kicked in, and I will proceed to grab him

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<v Speaker 5>by the throat.

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<v Speaker 2>Fourteen.

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<v Speaker 5>Listen. I understand I started at eight, but I would

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<v Speaker 5>have expected somebody to fucking come in on me.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just saying, I don't know why my parents didn't. Wait, wait,

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<v Speaker 2>you what, I don't know why my parents never did

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<v Speaker 2>for me, Like my dad kind of like almost did

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<v Speaker 2>one came in, but no, like like like kicked in

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<v Speaker 2>the door for me. Because okay, so here's a little backstory.

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<v Speaker 2>When I was eighteen and we moved into a new house,

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<v Speaker 2>I thought would be really smart to take out the

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<v Speaker 2>frame and just have my box spring and my mattress

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<v Speaker 2>on my f but I broke a big support beam

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<v Speaker 2>on the bottom from all the you know, and that

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<v Speaker 2>thing just went against the floor every single time we

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<v Speaker 2>went heels to Jesus with anybody, and my parents knew

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<v Speaker 2>every single time it was happening because my room was

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<v Speaker 2>directly above the living room. So while they were sitting

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<v Speaker 2>down there, boom boom boom, boom boom boom, and after

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<v Speaker 2>three seconds it stop hearing it, because you know, that's

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<v Speaker 2>the average time for most people. But you know, The

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<v Speaker 2>moral of the story is, uh, be fucking quiet. People,

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<v Speaker 2>be quiet and kick down your kids doors and let

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<v Speaker 2>them know. Hey, Like, can you stop? Like you're terrifying

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<v Speaker 2>everybody in the house. Oh my bad, because I had

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<v Speaker 2>to find out like years later for my parents and

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<v Speaker 2>they're like, oh no, we knew every single time you did,

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<v Speaker 2>and it was so annoying when din'd you right tell me?

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<v Speaker 3>Didn't you ever tell me?

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<v Speaker 5>I think that's kind of nice of them, though, I

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<v Speaker 5>mean that they let you, They let you keep going,

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<v Speaker 5>they let you keep it a secret. Could I just

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<v Speaker 5>see a hand behind me?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Yeah, I saw that too. I thought it was

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<v Speaker 2>like a dog's or a cat's tail or something, and

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<v Speaker 2>then I was like, why would they be that tall?

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<v Speaker 5>That was definitely a hand. Anyway, what do you guys got?

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<v Speaker 4>I don't have much. I made a really good I

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<v Speaker 4>guess not redneck snack tonight, but it was a good snack.

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<v Speaker 4>And I'm telling you though, all it was missing was

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<v Speaker 4>like that hot honey like that or like a holopino jelites.

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<v Speaker 5>Why don't you tell the listeners what it was.

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<v Speaker 2>To like text you and be like what the fuck

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<v Speaker 2>was forgotten? Like I don't know what what happened?

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<v Speaker 5>It was a it was a rich cracker yep, with

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<v Speaker 5>quote unquote Deli cut salami.

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<v Speaker 4>What else would I call it.

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<v Speaker 5>Salami?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 4>No, no, no, no, no, not just salami because when you

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<v Speaker 4>by just salami, that's already pre cut and it's been

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<v Speaker 4>sitting in the refrigerated aisle for potentially years. I don't

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<v Speaker 4>like that.

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<v Speaker 5>Want the freest it is the whitest third world country

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<v Speaker 5>ship you could say, is the fact that you designated

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<v Speaker 5>as Deli cut salami that is rich people ship. Did

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<v Speaker 5>you say third world?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm pretty sure you meant first world.

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<v Speaker 2>So it's like like African kids would have to like

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<v Speaker 2>disagree with you that.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't think it's the same thing.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, Uh No, I think most rednecks when they

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<v Speaker 2>when they hear the word like Deli, they think that's

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<v Speaker 2>where there it guys from who's fixing their computer? They

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<v Speaker 2>don't know that. It's like people have computers, Yeah no,

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<v Speaker 2>my computers. Like really, it's just I'm giving the benefit

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<v Speaker 2>of the doubts the computer in their car. It'm you know, track.

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<v Speaker 4>So yeah, So anyway, I made a snack that had

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<v Speaker 4>ritz cracker salami, cottage cheese and a pickle Hamburger style

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<v Speaker 4>cut dill pickle, and that has to be sick because

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<v Speaker 4>you can't just throw, like, you know, a spear on

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<v Speaker 4>that thing, right you could.

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<v Speaker 2>Some of us are men.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, you know, it doesn't really work.

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<v Speaker 5>You just it sounds delicious. Yeah, it does. It sounds delicious.

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<v Speaker 4>It was really good though, but it was it was

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<v Speaker 4>missing the spice. It needed needed a little heat spice

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<v Speaker 4>somewhere in there. Still delicious, so still slacked.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, you could have put one of those mic hot

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<v Speaker 5>honey potato chips on it.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't think I had any.

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<v Speaker 2>That sounds good.

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<v Speaker 4>It was really good.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I like it, you know, I have a have

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<v Speaker 2>dad story. So earlier this week, I guess Avery was

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<v Speaker 2>talking with Alissa and Avery was like, yeah, whenever I

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<v Speaker 2>go to Wally WANs like, they go ahead and you know,

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<v Speaker 2>they give me an award for like being the best

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<v Speaker 2>picture drawer. And Lissa was like, what, you got an

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<v Speaker 2>award for that? And she was like, yeah, I did.

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<v Speaker 2>And then later in the week it came up in

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<v Speaker 2>conversation and Alyssa was like, what's this Wally Wombat's place? Why?

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<v Speaker 2>Why is every winning awards?

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<v Speaker 5>Like that's really cool?

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<v Speaker 2>And I was like, fucking awards are you talking about? What?

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<v Speaker 2>This is a place where there's like an indoor jungle gym.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what wall I want. Met says, what are we

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<v Speaker 2>talking about? What award? She was like yeah, like Avery

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<v Speaker 2>was telling me the story about how like she was

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<v Speaker 2>like won this competition for picture drawing and it was

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<v Speaker 2>like the best picture drawer and got an award. And

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, no, she did not, What the fuck

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<v Speaker 2>is she talking about? And Alyssa was like what the fuck?

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, let's bring it up to her. And

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<v Speaker 2>so like the next day she was like, hey, Avery,

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<v Speaker 2>did you at You told me at Wally Wombats you

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<v Speaker 2>were the best person that was a picture drawer and

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<v Speaker 2>they you won an award for Is that right? And

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<v Speaker 2>she's looking at her and she looks back at me

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<v Speaker 2>and looks at it listen and was like maybe I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know. And Alyssa was like, you were fibbing. You

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<v Speaker 2>just straight told me a little bit of the tall

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<v Speaker 2>tail there, kid, okay, And it was like what And

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, yeah, kid, don't be down stuff. If

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<v Speaker 2>it's like not happening, you know what's what that means?

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, no, you and I both know that there

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<v Speaker 2>was no like stuff at wally Wombats for you to

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<v Speaker 2>be the best picture drawer. There's no competition. And it

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<v Speaker 2>was like, oh sure, I guess yeah. It made me

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<v Speaker 2>think of like, how many hilarious things has like her?

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<v Speaker 2>Like some other kids been like yeah, you know, like,

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<v Speaker 2>uh defeated three dogs in the alley the other day

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<v Speaker 2>with one hand tied behind my back.

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<v Speaker 4>She's your fucking kid. She's your fucking kid. The guy

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<v Speaker 4>who thinks he could take on a fucking cougar and

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<v Speaker 4>I know a fifty year old female I did take.

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<v Speaker 3>On a cougar.

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<v Speaker 5>We're good for a minute.

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<v Speaker 4>You walk into this place and there's a picture of

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<v Speaker 4>your daughter. It slice drawer the month She's like, see,

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<v Speaker 4>I fucking told you.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, So for real though, real quick, I do need

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<v Speaker 2>to make an announcement on this podcast that a couple

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<v Speaker 2>of weeks ago, I did witness how big a mountain

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<v Speaker 2>lion actually can be, and I severely underestimated the size

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<v Speaker 2>of how big they can be. And I will officially

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<v Speaker 2>like to withdraw my statement because I am.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm pretty sure on the show when you said that

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<v Speaker 4>I I specifically said the size of a fucking mountain lion.

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<v Speaker 4>You're like, that's all right.

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<v Speaker 5>Go ahead. First off, a fucking cougar and a bobcat

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<v Speaker 5>are massively different. Like we're talking one hundred pounds worth

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<v Speaker 2>Animal. Oh I love you.

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<v Speaker 4>and thirty five pounds, okay. A cougar is roughly one

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, dude, See, even the bobcat would fuck you up.

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<v Speaker 5>You're welcome fuck.

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<v Speaker 2>Again. Oh god, it's so goddamn good, well so good.

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<v Speaker 4>Anyway, it's your it's your rundown stoned. So let's let's

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, first thing we got up here is I love

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<v Speaker 2>this segment. We did it a long time ago and

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<v Speaker 2>things you can say, uh, in the bedroom or you know,

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<v Speaker 5>Right.

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<v Speaker 2>The first thing we got up here is things you

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<v Speaker 2>would say in the bedroom or at work. You know,

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<v Speaker 2>I got up here is, you know, things you would

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<v Speaker 2>say in the bedroom, are at work? Be careful when

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<v Speaker 4>Mmmm. Let's just go you me and then Dom. Yeah

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<v Speaker 4>all right, So I really appreciate your help on this project.

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<v Speaker 4>What do you want me to?

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<v Speaker 4>The shifter broke.

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<v Speaker 2>That's all I had.

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<v Speaker 4>I had to grab my wife's American Challenge so we

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<v Speaker 2>Freedom as hard as a rock. Uh this this job

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<v Speaker 2>requires you to be able to lift heavy objects.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh man, you always come on time.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh nice, all right, it's your turn with Cliff's wife.

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<v Speaker 2>It's time to eat.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh man, it's good. Is that where we're doing? We're

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<v Speaker 4>doing three each?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we'll do three each for each one. Yeah. So

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<v Speaker 2>the next one we get up here is things you

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<v Speaker 5>Or his or his parents or his parents like whoever?

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<v Speaker 2>lot of shitude. It's one of those things where it

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<v Speaker 2>her parents the first time is a that's a firm grip.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, I had a really tough time with this

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<v Speaker 4>specific sect, this this specific set. I remember telling Dom

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<v Speaker 4>about this. Uh so the first one I got is, so,

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<v Speaker 4>when meeting her, in my case, her parents. Okay, that's

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<v Speaker 4>where she gets her cock from.

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<v Speaker 5>My first one is, uh, did you microwave this mozzarella?

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<v Speaker 2>Mozzarella?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh god?

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<v Speaker 2>I missed you boys. Oh look, it's so nice to

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<v Speaker 2>see them again.

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<v Speaker 4>So is missus Johnson and anal two? Or not really?

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<v Speaker 5>Sorry, my good asslest chaps were dirty? Wait?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you have a twin?

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<v Speaker 4>I've loved you, I've loved what you've done with your bush.

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<v Speaker 4>Miss Johnson, does your palm normally taste like this?

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<v Speaker 5>It's good?

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<v Speaker 2>It's my favorite one and so far all right? Next one,

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<v Speaker 2>things you would say in the bedroom or at the barbecue?

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<v Speaker 2>Can you do me a favorite? Can you rub that

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<v Speaker 2>glaze all over?

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<v Speaker 4>Is that macaroni at here?

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<v Speaker 5>Damn? I burnt the chicken again?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh god, this one's Alyssa's favorite. I like them black

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<v Speaker 2>and with a bite.

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<v Speaker 4>burnt ones.

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<v Speaker 5>These need more lube like oil, like oil.

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<v Speaker 2>Every single time somebody's like, oh, the recipe require olive

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<v Speaker 2>oil and be like nah, loop, then in a jiffy,

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<v Speaker 2>put them weener in them buns.

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<v Speaker 4>Mm hmmm. This turned into a sausage fest and a hurry.

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<v Speaker 5>A little shit never hurt nobody. I'm stilled it anyway.

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<v Speaker 4>I got a couple extra on this one.

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<v Speaker 2>He wants to to got that cover on before it stains.

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<v Speaker 5>Mm hmm.

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<v Speaker 4>I'll take a raw.

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<v Speaker 5>H goddamn, here.

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<v Speaker 4>I got two more.

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<v Speaker 5>That's a big sausage.

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<v Speaker 4>Shire Farms.

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<v Speaker 2>It's rock hard when it's frozen.

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<v Speaker 5>Who's ready for cornhole? Let the fireworks begin.

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<v Speaker 2>I want you to go in the deep end.

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<v Speaker 5>God damn it. Uncle's drunk again.

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<v Speaker 4>It's so pink on the inside.

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<v Speaker 2>I hated that your sister always shows up so late.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually know, let me change that.

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<v Speaker 5>I hated that your sister always comes so late. There

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<v Speaker 5>we go.

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<v Speaker 4>Fuck, that's good stuff. I love it. Those are those

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<v Speaker 4>are really fun ones. And then and yeah, those those

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<v Speaker 4>definitely do a throwback to this, which just makes me think,

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<v Speaker 4>if you're listening to this and you and you're on

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<v Speaker 4>our socials, thank you. If you're not, go find our socials.

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<v Speaker 4>Just search Dad's on d equal podcast and order without podcasts,

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<v Speaker 4>one that you want us to do, you know things,

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<v Speaker 4>you can stay in the bedroom and you know, in Auschwitz,

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<v Speaker 4>let us know, we'll do it, you know.

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<v Speaker 2>But it is a barbecue.

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<v Speaker 4>Is it supposed to be that hot in there.

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<v Speaker 5>It's a little ashy, But you'll be fine. If you

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<v Speaker 5>have any hit us up, shoot them out, shout them out.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, just let us know. Yeah, let us know. We're

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<v Speaker 4>happy to do it. Happy to do it, happy to

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<v Speaker 4>do it. Mm hmm.

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<v Speaker 5>Should be squirting everywhere, so happy.

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<v Speaker 2>Just you know, thank god the Holocaust didn't happen with Catholics,

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<v Speaker 2>because it would just be happening Wednesdays for ash Wednesday.

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<v Speaker 5>Did you know the Catholics were actually on the Germans

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<v Speaker 5>side for the longest time.

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<v Speaker 2>Was Muslims. Yeah, yeah, let's get rid of a religion.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's narrow this one down. That's why they went into

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<v Speaker 2>North Africa.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, they were, they were all for it, until all

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<v Speaker 5>of a sudden they realized they were gonna lose, and

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<v Speaker 5>them like, oh ship up.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh.

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<v Speaker 2>You turn.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I mean it, I mean it kind of makes sense.

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<v Speaker 4>That the Vaticans in Italy. Right, Italy was on the

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<v Speaker 4>bad side, so right, so what's going to help their cause?

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<v Speaker 5>I mean to to literally take.

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<v Speaker 4>Out an entire Let's let's be real. The only reason

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<v Speaker 4>Italy was on their side was they misunderstood the entirety

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<v Speaker 4>of of Hitler. They heard Oven and they were like, oh,

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<v Speaker 4>fucking pizza. It's a pizza, pizza, pizza.

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<v Speaker 2>When the man answers, so.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you guys got more coals out back or no? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>grab the body and just throw them on there and

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<v Speaker 4>it'll heat right up.

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<v Speaker 5>They misunderstood wood fire.

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<v Speaker 2>Now we use the wood.

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<v Speaker 5>We use a wood, a wood fire, and to cool

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<v Speaker 5>the pizza, they're like, yeah, to cool cut The.

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<v Speaker 2>People Germans are like, wow, look at you guys. You know,

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<v Speaker 2>we never would have thought of would you guys.

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<v Speaker 5>So expensive?

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<v Speaker 4>We thought was wood everywhere?

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<v Speaker 3>Bill.

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<v Speaker 2>That's probably the best Germans you've ever known.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, oh man, all right, we let's take it a

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<v Speaker 4>little quick break and we'll be right back.

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<v Speaker 5>What that has to be now that I think about it,

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<v Speaker 5>the Germans had to have had the fucking world's largest

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<v Speaker 5>gas bill, like ever in history.

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<v Speaker 4>Never mind, I don't know if I ever told you

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<v Speaker 4>guys on the Back in the Day podcast of this,

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<v Speaker 4>because the show came out in twenty nineteen, so it'd

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<v Speaker 4>know if we've just ever revisited this. My wife, though,

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<v Speaker 4>didn't realize Chernobyl was real until we were watching the

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<v Speaker 4>Chernobyl series on HBO and we got like through episode

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<v Speaker 4>two or three and she turns to me and she goes, wait,

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<v Speaker 4>this is real. And I looked at Hi. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 4>shut the fuck up, and she's like, no, for real,

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<v Speaker 4>this was real, And I'm like, you didn't know about Chernobyl.

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<v Speaker 5>That's interesting.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I bugged up Chernobyl. No Ways to Die.

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<v Speaker 5>It's almost almost we're almost able to go back in there,

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<v Speaker 5>almost almost like almost years away.

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<v Speaker 4>Almost. All right, let's take a quick break and then

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<v Speaker 4>we'll be right back. Welcome back to Channel D News.

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<v Speaker 4>Holy shit, we are back. I am your host, Squirt

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<v Speaker 4>my bottom joining me later, Chipselli quick from the streets

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<v Speaker 4>and storm a blowing with a weather update in our

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<v Speaker 4>first story, Harbin, China. Even as the mercury dropped well

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<v Speaker 4>below freezing, youthism soared among about how a dozen hardy

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<v Speaker 4>swimmers during a daily ritual in northeast China's ice city

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<v Speaker 4>of Harbin. The swimmers trained daily throughout the year for this.

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<v Speaker 4>They first carved out a pool in the song Hua River,

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<v Speaker 4>breaking the ten centimeter which is four inches huge ladies

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<v Speaker 4>thick layer of ice that had formed again overnight, and

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<v Speaker 4>scooping out the pieces. Then they stripped down one by

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<v Speaker 4>one plunged into the bone chilling waters of a pool

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<v Speaker 4>about ten meters thirty feet long. One thing that wasn't

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<v Speaker 4>got from the streets, buddy.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you, squirt. I imagine that was a really small penie. Boys,

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<v Speaker 2>it feels so good to be here. After seeing all

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<v Speaker 2>of my ex colleagues in Hollywood lose their homes and

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<v Speaker 2>literal foundations, I decided to take a change of direction

427
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<v Speaker 2>in life. Before I would shit all over them until

428
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<v Speaker 2>finding out about the fire, and then I would offer condolences.

429
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<v Speaker 2>But now I want to shut on them after the fire.

430
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<v Speaker 2>I'm better at grabbing low hanging fruit, as you would say,

431
00:25:45.000 --> 00:25:46.920
<v Speaker 2>and making a profit off of it than Jake Paul.

432
00:25:48.160 --> 00:25:50.960
<v Speaker 2>You know, it became really apparent that the fires could

433
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<v Speaker 2>not have been prevented if we could have been prevented,

434
00:25:54.720 --> 00:25:58.279
<v Speaker 2>rather if we had just listened to Mel Gibson on

435
00:25:58.519 --> 00:26:02.279
<v Speaker 2>the Joe Rogan experience, because it was really simple that

436
00:26:02.279 --> 00:26:05.240
<v Speaker 2>the fires were a message from Gold. The message was

437
00:26:05.319 --> 00:26:07.400
<v Speaker 2>loud and clear. That Chip set it quick. Should have

438
00:26:07.400 --> 00:26:10.519
<v Speaker 2>gotten all the rolls he lost in Hollywood to whoever

439
00:26:10.519 --> 00:26:14.880
<v Speaker 2>his house burnt down in the Palisades and Melibu and

440
00:26:14.920 --> 00:26:17.319
<v Speaker 2>now here. I am thriving in a.

441
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<v Speaker 1>Van down by the fucking river, like the god.

442
00:26:21.559 --> 00:26:28.559
<v Speaker 2>Chris Folly intended. My home is intact and my insurance

443
00:26:28.599 --> 00:26:31.759
<v Speaker 2>is solid. Fuck all of you. Back to you, Squat,

444
00:26:33.440 --> 00:26:34.039
<v Speaker 2>Thank you, Chip.

445
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<v Speaker 4>It's good to hear your voice speaking of a van

446
00:26:35.759 --> 00:26:38.119
<v Speaker 4>down by a river. We have somebody even more retarded

447
00:26:38.119 --> 00:26:41.160
<v Speaker 4>and poor than that storm of blowing. I hear there's

448
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<v Speaker 4>a weather updates storm. Are you there?

449
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<v Speaker 5>Hey, here's quirk kind knows he man. I went on

450
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<v Speaker 5>a cruise to the Bahamas. Yeah, but dude, the nasty weather.

451
00:26:50.519 --> 00:26:53.480
<v Speaker 5>I ended up in the middle of the bur Beaudy Triangle. Uh,

452
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<v Speaker 5>it's aw some crazy shit while I was there. Man,

453
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<v Speaker 5>you know, a couple of things are the craziest thing.

454
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<v Speaker 5>I wasn't the Mermaid or even the giant squidze. But

455
00:27:01.519 --> 00:27:03.839
<v Speaker 5>I saw Bill Gates, eh man, it was on a

456
00:27:03.920 --> 00:27:07.279
<v Speaker 5>yacht hunting down dolphins and shit, uh he said, there

457
00:27:07.599 --> 00:27:10.200
<v Speaker 5>seeming is a secret to ever last in life. You

458
00:27:10.200 --> 00:27:13.160
<v Speaker 5>guys fucking know that. That's fuck crazy. I'm pretty sure

459
00:27:13.240 --> 00:27:15.720
<v Speaker 5>he's behind the LA fires. But did you know that

460
00:27:15.960 --> 00:27:20.079
<v Speaker 5>the weather has changed history like a couple of times,

461
00:27:20.119 --> 00:27:22.319
<v Speaker 5>like in history, like you know, like it's changed it

462
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<v Speaker 5>like from happening like the like the bombing of Nagasaki.

463
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<v Speaker 4>I think that's what it's called, na Nagasaki.

464
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<v Speaker 5>I don't remember. Anyway, it wasn't it wasn't even supposed

465
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<v Speaker 5>to happen. Man, the pilot was supposed to go to

466
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<v Speaker 5>the bomb to bomb Kokura, but there was like too

467
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<v Speaker 5>much cloud cover whatnot, so he couldn't see and ship.

468
00:27:41.799 --> 00:27:43.920
<v Speaker 5>And instead of being a true fucking American and just

469
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<v Speaker 5>get her there done, he took the easy way out

470
00:27:47.160 --> 00:27:49.720
<v Speaker 5>and just went to the next town. And anyways, winters

471
00:27:49.720 --> 00:27:52.079
<v Speaker 5>everywhere but La right now, So watch out for snow.

472
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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, thank you storm for that beautiful weather update. In

473
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<v Speaker 4>our last story, Charlte, North Carolina, imagine having five gallons

474
00:28:02.680 --> 00:28:05.640
<v Speaker 4>of mayonnaise dumped all over your head. Well that's exactly

475
00:28:05.680 --> 00:28:09.000
<v Speaker 4>what winning head coach of the annual Duke's Mayo Bowl

476
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<v Speaker 4>receives as a reward for winning the game at Bank

477
00:28:11.799 --> 00:28:14.799
<v Speaker 4>of America Stadium, a tradition born in twenty twenty one

478
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<v Speaker 4>as the Duke Mayo, the Duke's Mayo look to carve

479
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<v Speaker 4>out its unique niche in the college football bowl world.

480
00:28:23.240 --> 00:28:26.000
<v Speaker 4>Each year, the Mayo dump trends on social media, and

481
00:28:26.079 --> 00:28:29.559
<v Speaker 4>college football fans just can't seem to look away, no

482
00:28:29.599 --> 00:28:33.799
<v Speaker 4>matter how disgusting the idea is to some observers. Well,

483
00:28:33.839 --> 00:28:37.559
<v Speaker 4>next year, it's been a run. The Duke's Mayo Bowl

484
00:28:37.599 --> 00:28:41.319
<v Speaker 4>has been replaced by Roseanne's Powdered Sugar Bowl. Looking forward

485
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<v Speaker 4>to seeing that one. For channelty News, I'm scoring my bottom.

486
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<v Speaker 4>We'll see you next time.

487
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<v Speaker 2>Storm's a fucking blowing.

488
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<v Speaker 4>All right, Yeah, it's good. It's good to be back

489
00:29:04.160 --> 00:29:07.720
<v Speaker 4>the fucking news. The goddamn retards of the news.

490
00:29:08.720 --> 00:29:12.039
<v Speaker 5>Oh listen, hard hitting, they get it out there. They

491
00:29:12.039 --> 00:29:12.920
<v Speaker 5>tell you what you want to hear.

492
00:29:13.079 --> 00:29:15.079
<v Speaker 4>That's true, What you need to hear, that's true, what

493
00:29:15.200 --> 00:29:15.839
<v Speaker 4>you need to hear.

494
00:29:17.119 --> 00:29:17.319
<v Speaker 2>You know.

495
00:29:17.480 --> 00:29:20.400
<v Speaker 4>You know what we've never uh, what we've never heard

496
00:29:20.519 --> 00:29:23.759
<v Speaker 4>on the news is we've never heard sports. A sports segment.

497
00:29:23.799 --> 00:29:26.599
<v Speaker 4>We've only heard. We've only heard the you know, a

498
00:29:26.640 --> 00:29:31.319
<v Speaker 4>couple of ship stories, the dissing stories, some news. Occasionally

499
00:29:31.400 --> 00:29:32.759
<v Speaker 4>Uncle Polly makes an appearance.

500
00:29:32.880 --> 00:29:35.880
<v Speaker 5>Maybe Uncle PAULI could do sports next week. Maybe I

501
00:29:35.880 --> 00:29:36.240
<v Speaker 5>can ask.

502
00:29:36.240 --> 00:29:38.119
<v Speaker 4>I've got a baseball bat and drunk, doesn't he?

503
00:29:38.119 --> 00:29:39.920
<v Speaker 5>He do? Is? Yeah, pretty decent swing.

504
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<v Speaker 4>There you go, All right, Stone, let's let's continue. Let's

505
00:29:45.480 --> 00:29:47.400
<v Speaker 4>continue on your rundown. What do you got for us?

506
00:29:47.920 --> 00:29:52.680
<v Speaker 2>So the next segment was spawned by seeing this post.

507
00:29:52.880 --> 00:29:55.480
<v Speaker 2>And it was like back in like two thousand and five,

508
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<v Speaker 2>like what was your favorite music? What was your favorite

509
00:29:57.640 --> 00:29:59.599
<v Speaker 2>place to go? This? That? This? That? And I was like,

510
00:29:59.640 --> 00:30:01.240
<v Speaker 2>that'd be one thing to do every now and then

511
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<v Speaker 2>for an episode. I like it a pick a random

512
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<v Speaker 2>year and just just like tell us, like either your

513
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<v Speaker 2>favorite or like the year's trending? What was going on

514
00:30:09.279 --> 00:30:11.880
<v Speaker 2>that year? You don't either? Were works? Got a couple

515
00:30:11.920 --> 00:30:13.480
<v Speaker 2>of things on the list here, you know, So the

516
00:30:13.559 --> 00:30:16.880
<v Speaker 2>year was twenty fourteen, bring us that nostalgia, you know,

517
00:30:17.720 --> 00:30:18.680
<v Speaker 2>the musical.

518
00:30:18.839 --> 00:30:21.000
<v Speaker 5>How did you decide? Sorry I didn't rupt, how did

519
00:30:21.039 --> 00:30:24.200
<v Speaker 5>you decide on the year two fourteen? Twenty fourteen. Did

520
00:30:24.240 --> 00:30:26.319
<v Speaker 5>you like pick that out of your fucking asshole?

521
00:30:26.440 --> 00:30:29.799
<v Speaker 2>Sorry, yeah I did. Yeah. I grabbed a dingleberry, and

522
00:30:29.799 --> 00:30:31.559
<v Speaker 2>then when I was about to eat it, I was like, wait,

523
00:30:31.559 --> 00:30:33.240
<v Speaker 2>hold on, maybe I'll pop this open and be a

524
00:30:33.240 --> 00:30:35.119
<v Speaker 2>little message inside, like one of those, you know, a

525
00:30:35.119 --> 00:30:39.799
<v Speaker 2>little express and then yeah, it's a twenty fourteen lucky numbers.

526
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<v Speaker 4>And help I'm stuck in Some dudes, seriously, did you like?

527
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<v Speaker 5>Because Okay, so I did a little bit of research,

528
00:30:46.680 --> 00:30:48.200
<v Speaker 5>not a whole lot. We all know the truth, but

529
00:30:48.240 --> 00:30:54.119
<v Speaker 5>I did so, and twenty fourteen was a fucking banger

530
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<v Speaker 5>of a choice.

531
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<v Speaker 4>Dude, what yeah, are you fucking high? I like, yeah,

532
00:30:59.039 --> 00:31:00.319
<v Speaker 4>I felt like Stone.

533
00:31:00.160 --> 00:31:01.880
<v Speaker 2>Last years from twenty ten to twenty twenty.

534
00:31:02.880 --> 00:31:05.119
<v Speaker 4>I feel like Stone was high out of his fucking gorge.

535
00:31:05.160 --> 00:31:07.599
<v Speaker 4>There's some good things on here, and some things.

536
00:31:07.359 --> 00:31:10.240
<v Speaker 5>Were just dog shit. Okay, but let's go with it.

537
00:31:10.599 --> 00:31:12.720
<v Speaker 4>But I like it. I like, you know, having to

538
00:31:12.759 --> 00:31:16.440
<v Speaker 4>relive like it's ten years ago, eleven, it's eleven years

539
00:31:16.440 --> 00:31:23.079
<v Speaker 4>ago now, so it's it definitely is some nostalgia. I

540
00:31:23.160 --> 00:31:28.279
<v Speaker 4>just thought there's some years around there where Stone says

541
00:31:28.319 --> 00:31:30.559
<v Speaker 4>twenty fourteen, Like there's some years right around there that

542
00:31:30.599 --> 00:31:33.759
<v Speaker 4>I would I would have preferred, but but that's but

543
00:31:34.119 --> 00:31:36.480
<v Speaker 4>it's his rundown. He picked it. Well, I'm happy, let's

544
00:31:36.519 --> 00:31:37.200
<v Speaker 4>get let's do it.

545
00:31:37.480 --> 00:31:37.720
<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

546
00:31:38.079 --> 00:31:39.799
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, So the first one I got this on here

547
00:31:39.839 --> 00:31:43.400
<v Speaker 2>is musical artist. Now me, I didn't go with my

548
00:31:43.880 --> 00:31:46.400
<v Speaker 2>preferred musical artists. I just like picked one from the

549
00:31:46.480 --> 00:31:50.000
<v Speaker 2>list of like top trending that year. Sure, sure that

550
00:31:50.079 --> 00:31:52.799
<v Speaker 2>I remember the most. And because it's so impactful right

551
00:31:52.839 --> 00:31:54.839
<v Speaker 2>now for what just happened to one of those members,

552
00:31:54.880 --> 00:32:01.599
<v Speaker 2>it's One Direction. One Direction was fucking enormous. They were huge.

553
00:32:01.599 --> 00:32:04.440
<v Speaker 2>They were like the fucking Beatles. It was insane. They

554
00:32:04.440 --> 00:32:06.359
<v Speaker 2>were only going to the world and they were only

555
00:32:06.400 --> 00:32:09.240
<v Speaker 2>going up. Yeah, only going up. And then one of

556
00:32:09.240 --> 00:32:13.119
<v Speaker 2>them took a drastic fall. Yeah, clumsy mistake as they

557
00:32:13.119 --> 00:32:15.880
<v Speaker 2>would say, but but yeah, it was crazy. It was

558
00:32:15.920 --> 00:32:18.640
<v Speaker 2>all over the place. I remember working in Seers, working

559
00:32:18.680 --> 00:32:22.960
<v Speaker 2>in what's it called the storage and it was on

560
00:32:23.000 --> 00:32:25.640
<v Speaker 2>the radio all the time, all day, every day. Ninety

561
00:32:25.640 --> 00:32:30.559
<v Speaker 2>four to one, I said, O, the one ninety five

562
00:32:30.720 --> 00:32:32.640
<v Speaker 2>like one of those had them on too, And yeah,

563
00:32:32.680 --> 00:32:34.480
<v Speaker 2>they were just all over the place, like you could

564
00:32:34.519 --> 00:32:36.640
<v Speaker 2>not you could not get away from any department store.

565
00:32:36.720 --> 00:32:39.680
<v Speaker 2>They were all over, what about you, dumb? What did

566
00:32:39.720 --> 00:32:41.799
<v Speaker 2>you have for music artists of twenty fourteen?

567
00:32:42.160 --> 00:32:45.119
<v Speaker 5>So remember Ed Cheering. I kind of expected you guys

568
00:32:45.119 --> 00:32:46.559
<v Speaker 5>to go a different route, So that's kind of I

569
00:32:46.839 --> 00:32:49.480
<v Speaker 5>ended up going the same route Ed Cheering. It was

570
00:32:49.599 --> 00:32:51.680
<v Speaker 5>just a hot on the scene. He had done some

571
00:32:51.759 --> 00:32:54.160
<v Speaker 5>collaps with a bunch of other people, but he came

572
00:32:54.200 --> 00:32:57.000
<v Speaker 5>out with that X album, which was, you know, for

573
00:32:57.039 --> 00:32:58.920
<v Speaker 5>a lot of people, phenomenal. I thought there were some

574
00:32:59.000 --> 00:33:03.039
<v Speaker 5>really good songs on it, and he that was his whole,

575
00:33:03.079 --> 00:33:06.440
<v Speaker 5>like real start into his own career. And so I

576
00:33:06.440 --> 00:33:08.119
<v Speaker 5>thought that was kind of cool because Taylor Swift, I mean,

577
00:33:08.119 --> 00:33:10.599
<v Speaker 5>Taylor Swift was hot one direction was hot at the time,

578
00:33:10.720 --> 00:33:15.200
<v Speaker 5>you know, in that pop culture or pop era. But

579
00:33:15.359 --> 00:33:18.839
<v Speaker 5>he that was his start, right, So that that was

580
00:33:18.920 --> 00:33:21.839
<v Speaker 5>kind of who I picked because there was that that

581
00:33:22.000 --> 00:33:24.319
<v Speaker 5>launch of his career that has turned into something I

582
00:33:24.599 --> 00:33:29.559
<v Speaker 5>think just phenomenal for him.

583
00:33:29.799 --> 00:33:33.039
<v Speaker 4>No me, I had to go with my my runner

584
00:33:33.119 --> 00:33:38.279
<v Speaker 4>up because the first one was Bobby Schmurder and I

585
00:33:38.319 --> 00:33:42.599
<v Speaker 4>can't say his title of his music otherwise because I'm

586
00:33:42.599 --> 00:33:44.799
<v Speaker 4>white and I'm not allowed to say that. So I'm

587
00:33:44.799 --> 00:33:46.680
<v Speaker 4>gonna go with my runner up and My runner up

588
00:33:46.839 --> 00:33:50.519
<v Speaker 4>was Bloodstone and Diamonds, the album by machine Head released,

589
00:33:52.000 --> 00:33:55.279
<v Speaker 4>and it was to me that was one of the albums.

590
00:33:55.440 --> 00:33:57.599
<v Speaker 4>As it grew, it got better and better. But one

591
00:33:57.640 --> 00:34:00.799
<v Speaker 4>of my favorite machine Head songs of all time is

592
00:34:00.880 --> 00:34:04.519
<v Speaker 4>on that album. So, uh, it's great. I actually really

593
00:34:04.519 --> 00:34:06.200
<v Speaker 4>love that album. So that's what I was listening to.

594
00:34:07.519 --> 00:34:09.519
<v Speaker 2>I remember back then when you were you were all

595
00:34:09.559 --> 00:34:12.960
<v Speaker 2>about machine Head and uh, you were just on like

596
00:34:12.960 --> 00:34:14.840
<v Speaker 2>twenty four seven, and it was at that point that

597
00:34:14.920 --> 00:34:20.480
<v Speaker 2>I was really on, yeah, because it was Cold Chambers,

598
00:34:20.559 --> 00:34:22.960
<v Speaker 2>Cold Chamber, Had Cup got back for Rivals? Yeah, it

599
00:34:23.000 --> 00:34:24.679
<v Speaker 2>was Cold Chamber. And then I was also like getting

600
00:34:24.679 --> 00:34:26.159
<v Speaker 2>really in a Devil Driver. Yeah.

601
00:34:27.239 --> 00:34:31.760
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, the early twenty tens two between twenty ten to

602
00:34:31.800 --> 00:34:34.239
<v Speaker 5>twenty fifteen was a really good year for a lot

603
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<v Speaker 5>of genres of music.

604
00:34:35.239 --> 00:34:35.800
<v Speaker 4>I think.

605
00:34:39.159 --> 00:34:39.920
<v Speaker 5>That was to both of you.

606
00:34:40.239 --> 00:34:42.079
<v Speaker 4>While you guys are looking at that, the next one

607
00:34:42.159 --> 00:34:52.280
<v Speaker 4>is a twenty fourteen movie movie. I just already you

608
00:34:52.320 --> 00:34:55.840
<v Speaker 4>can't get in Trouble. It's the title right in history.

609
00:34:55.960 --> 00:34:57.760
<v Speaker 4>If you're in history class, what are you gonna do?

610
00:34:58.480 --> 00:34:58.679
<v Speaker 2>You know?

611
00:34:59.039 --> 00:35:00.880
<v Speaker 4>How do you pronounce that country? In Africa?

612
00:35:01.360 --> 00:35:02.800
<v Speaker 5>They're in a hard r in it, so you know

613
00:35:02.840 --> 00:35:03.239
<v Speaker 5>what I'm saying.

614
00:35:03.360 --> 00:35:06.559
<v Speaker 4>No, there is, but I'm just you know what am

615
00:35:06.559 --> 00:35:15.880
<v Speaker 4>I supposed to do? It's a country fair enough anyway, Nija,

616
00:35:16.440 --> 00:35:24.199
<v Speaker 4>It's just Nija, Niga, please you.

617
00:35:26.360 --> 00:35:30.760
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. So so movie dude, movies.

618
00:35:30.840 --> 00:35:33.880
<v Speaker 5>Okay, I'm going first. I'm going first. Listen, Okay, listen

619
00:35:33.920 --> 00:35:36.000
<v Speaker 5>to this. Fuck you all in your both of you,

620
00:35:36.199 --> 00:35:39.000
<v Speaker 5>screw your blist. I don't give a ship Garden, Guardians

621
00:35:39.039 --> 00:35:42.760
<v Speaker 5>of the Galaxy, Fucking Nightcrawler, X Men, Days of Future Past.

622
00:35:43.360 --> 00:35:47.039
<v Speaker 4>Dawn of the Planet of Apes, the Lego movie. You

623
00:35:47.159 --> 00:35:49.719
<v Speaker 4>can that's where we take it over Stone. What do

624
00:35:49.800 --> 00:35:51.599
<v Speaker 4>you got next? The leg where it.

625
00:35:52.239 --> 00:35:58.159
<v Speaker 5>Listen, dude, Captain America got Jilla John Wick, John Wick.

626
00:35:58.360 --> 00:36:00.000
<v Speaker 4>Okay, dude, I redeem yourself.

627
00:36:00.199 --> 00:36:03.960
<v Speaker 5>This this is seriously the Okay, the Amazing Spider Man too,

628
00:36:04.199 --> 00:36:08.760
<v Speaker 5>The Hobbit came out, Transformer Age of Extinction, dude, moleficent.

629
00:36:09.840 --> 00:36:14.199
<v Speaker 4>Hero. This was the year where two we had way

630
00:36:14.239 --> 00:36:17.960
<v Speaker 4>too many fucking hero movies and we're oversaturating the market.

631
00:36:18.039 --> 00:36:20.199
<v Speaker 4>That's what that year was. That makes sense.

632
00:36:22.239 --> 00:36:25.440
<v Speaker 2>So out of those, which one was like most notable

633
00:36:25.440 --> 00:36:27.519
<v Speaker 2>one for you.

634
00:36:26.719 --> 00:36:31.079
<v Speaker 5>Big Hero six, Big Go six, phenomenal, Like it's a

635
00:36:31.119 --> 00:36:31.599
<v Speaker 5>cute movie.

636
00:36:31.599 --> 00:36:33.760
<v Speaker 2>I love that movie. ID doesn't watch it enough anymore.

637
00:36:33.800 --> 00:36:34.400
<v Speaker 2>It makes me sad.

638
00:36:35.000 --> 00:36:41.800
<v Speaker 4>Okay movies, yeah, Bay max out out of all those movies. Guardians,

639
00:36:44.119 --> 00:36:47.199
<v Speaker 4>that's the real answer piece of ship, and I hope

640
00:36:47.199 --> 00:36:51.960
<v Speaker 4>that's come in your bottle, you know me. I actually

641
00:36:51.960 --> 00:36:55.199
<v Speaker 4>picked this one off off track thinking the same ship

642
00:36:55.239 --> 00:36:56.440
<v Speaker 4>that you guys were gonna go.

643
00:36:56.800 --> 00:36:58.159
<v Speaker 5>You know what you guys would go with.

644
00:36:58.960 --> 00:37:00.800
<v Speaker 4>I knew that Dome would go with all the heavy

645
00:37:01.719 --> 00:37:05.760
<v Speaker 4>Avenger style movies because that's what he was into. Guardians

646
00:37:05.800 --> 00:37:10.280
<v Speaker 4>is one of my favorites. But Boyhood Neighbors Neighbors was

647
00:37:10.320 --> 00:37:13.199
<v Speaker 4>perfect for me. It was that time because you have

648
00:37:13.519 --> 00:37:16.239
<v Speaker 4>I was twenty eight years old at that time. You know,

649
00:37:16.280 --> 00:37:19.079
<v Speaker 4>you have a kid, so you're stuck at that age

650
00:37:19.079 --> 00:37:20.800
<v Speaker 4>where you still want to hang out and still want

651
00:37:20.800 --> 00:37:23.280
<v Speaker 4>to party, but you also have to be responsible and

652
00:37:23.480 --> 00:37:25.920
<v Speaker 4>you know, so having that message of neighbors where you

653
00:37:26.000 --> 00:37:29.159
<v Speaker 4>have the married couple with a kid next to a

654
00:37:29.199 --> 00:37:33.480
<v Speaker 4>frat house, it just spoke volumes to me at the time. Yeah,

655
00:37:33.519 --> 00:37:36.199
<v Speaker 4>so many better movies in that year than that movie,

656
00:37:36.239 --> 00:37:37.960
<v Speaker 4>but that one for me personally at the.

657
00:37:38.599 --> 00:37:39.920
<v Speaker 5>Hunger Games also came out.

658
00:37:40.239 --> 00:37:41.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like there's a.

659
00:37:41.559 --> 00:37:44.119
<v Speaker 4>There's a fucking list, dude for that year. Yeah, it's

660
00:37:44.119 --> 00:37:45.519
<v Speaker 4>called IMDb. If you want to look it up, you

661
00:37:45.519 --> 00:37:48.159
<v Speaker 4>just type in twenty fourteen stone, what do you got.

662
00:37:49.800 --> 00:37:52.760
<v Speaker 2>So good? All right?

663
00:37:55.599 --> 00:37:57.239
<v Speaker 4>Literally find any movie you want from that.

664
00:37:57.400 --> 00:38:00.079
<v Speaker 5>Three hundred came out that year. The second one, the

665
00:38:00.320 --> 00:38:06.360
<v Speaker 5>Rise of an Empire. Holy fuck, god damn, three.

666
00:38:06.360 --> 00:38:08.159
<v Speaker 2>Hundred came out of the year two thousand and five

667
00:38:08.199 --> 00:38:09.519
<v Speaker 2>came back. They want their movie back.

668
00:38:12.519 --> 00:38:15.320
<v Speaker 4>Every one where you could see having Eva Green's Tits.

669
00:38:15.360 --> 00:38:16.320
<v Speaker 5>Dumb and Dumber two.

670
00:38:16.480 --> 00:38:21.159
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, okay, time, what movie did you get?

671
00:38:21.760 --> 00:38:24.360
<v Speaker 2>The movie I picked? And this is like one of

672
00:38:24.400 --> 00:38:28.039
<v Speaker 2>my all time favorites and this is probably like the

673
00:38:28.079 --> 00:38:30.599
<v Speaker 2>favorite of the lineup, Like this is the end is

674
00:38:30.639 --> 00:38:34.079
<v Speaker 2>almost there, But the interview.

675
00:38:34.239 --> 00:38:36.519
<v Speaker 4>I had, I saw that on there as well.

676
00:38:36.760 --> 00:38:41.480
<v Speaker 2>The interview because we almost started a fucking war with

677
00:38:41.639 --> 00:38:42.920
<v Speaker 2>North Korea over.

678
00:38:42.719 --> 00:38:45.719
<v Speaker 4>A fucking movie, over a comedy fucking movie.

679
00:38:45.920 --> 00:38:50.559
<v Speaker 2>Comedy movie, a comedy movie, right, the same guys knocked

680
00:38:50.639 --> 00:38:51.760
<v Speaker 2>up this is the end.

681
00:38:51.800 --> 00:38:54.719
<v Speaker 5>He hatus because they amus.

682
00:38:53.800 --> 00:38:58.800
<v Speaker 2>Like your highness like like bro, like we almost started

683
00:38:58.840 --> 00:39:03.920
<v Speaker 2>a fucking international conflict because of they hate us because

684
00:39:03.920 --> 00:39:06.199
<v Speaker 2>they anus. Do you just say anis.

685
00:39:07.840 --> 00:39:08.440
<v Speaker 4>Quacamole.

686
00:39:10.400 --> 00:39:13.519
<v Speaker 2>I remember back in those days before we had the streaming,

687
00:39:13.519 --> 00:39:17.119
<v Speaker 2>like we only really had Netflix, but it wasn't on Netflix.

688
00:39:17.159 --> 00:39:20.400
<v Speaker 2>I bought it on Apple iTunes, Yeah, and I downloaded

689
00:39:20.440 --> 00:39:23.039
<v Speaker 2>it and it took me like four fucking hours, and

690
00:39:23.079 --> 00:39:25.920
<v Speaker 2>then two days later it came on Netflix. Were mad,

691
00:39:26.800 --> 00:39:29.159
<v Speaker 2>so fucking mad, but I watched it again on Netflix

692
00:39:29.239 --> 00:39:31.280
<v Speaker 2>just because, but goddamn it was so fucking good.

693
00:39:31.920 --> 00:39:33.920
<v Speaker 4>Love it, love it. What do we got next?

694
00:39:34.679 --> 00:39:37.000
<v Speaker 2>All? Right, next we got a piece of technology. What

695
00:39:37.039 --> 00:39:39.000
<v Speaker 2>was a piece of technology that came out that was

696
00:39:39.440 --> 00:39:43.760
<v Speaker 2>that was just so like like like changed everything around,

697
00:39:43.880 --> 00:39:46.079
<v Speaker 2>or change your perspective where you were just addicted to

698
00:39:46.199 --> 00:39:50.519
<v Speaker 2>could be anything. For me, it was the USB C

699
00:39:50.800 --> 00:39:53.519
<v Speaker 2>chord like that year.

700
00:39:54.960 --> 00:39:57.960
<v Speaker 4>Technology. I literally read an article that was exactly that,

701
00:39:58.000 --> 00:40:00.519
<v Speaker 4>and I'm like, of everything, that's what you've chose, Marty

702
00:40:00.599 --> 00:40:04.599
<v Speaker 4>McFly fucking hoverboard was invented in twenty fourteen, and we're

703
00:40:04.599 --> 00:40:06.280
<v Speaker 4>going with a USB C cable.

704
00:40:07.079 --> 00:40:08.960
<v Speaker 2>Because I knew you were gonna go with the hoverboard.

705
00:40:09.000 --> 00:40:11.039
<v Speaker 4>I was being no, no, no, I didn't pick I didn't

706
00:40:11.079 --> 00:40:11.800
<v Speaker 4>pick the hoverboard.

707
00:40:12.239 --> 00:40:17.840
<v Speaker 2>Oh you fucking loser. I for sure thought you were

708
00:40:17.840 --> 00:40:19.400
<v Speaker 2>gonna pick that one because I saw that one too,

709
00:40:19.440 --> 00:40:21.280
<v Speaker 2>and I was like, Jordan's definitely gonna do that one

710
00:40:21.320 --> 00:40:22.280
<v Speaker 2>because of Back to the Future.

711
00:40:22.320 --> 00:40:26.400
<v Speaker 4>But now I didn't mine my pick, actually did not.

712
00:40:27.280 --> 00:40:29.320
<v Speaker 4>I didn't start using when it came out. It was

713
00:40:29.400 --> 00:40:34.440
<v Speaker 4>probably not until four years later. Maybe was smart watches,

714
00:40:34.559 --> 00:40:38.480
<v Speaker 4>but smart watches coming in. Think think of fast forward

715
00:40:38.519 --> 00:40:40.519
<v Speaker 4>now ten years where we're at with smart watches now

716
00:40:41.280 --> 00:40:42.000
<v Speaker 4>you know what I mean.

717
00:40:42.360 --> 00:40:46.280
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, we're smart glasses. Now we got smart glasses. So true,

718
00:40:46.800 --> 00:40:49.159
<v Speaker 5>No they're not watches. We've shifted to a different part

719
00:40:49.199 --> 00:40:49.719
<v Speaker 5>of our body.

720
00:40:50.400 --> 00:40:52.519
<v Speaker 2>I didn't realize this until a little while ago. But

721
00:40:52.559 --> 00:40:56.119
<v Speaker 2>the smart glasses is like some real James James Bond shit,

722
00:40:57.039 --> 00:41:02.159
<v Speaker 2>like real James Bond shit. It's great, Like we're here,

723
00:41:02.599 --> 00:41:04.679
<v Speaker 2>you know, Like if the people back in the sixties

724
00:41:04.679 --> 00:41:07.119
<v Speaker 2>and seventies came back and they were like, like, do

725
00:41:07.159 --> 00:41:10.159
<v Speaker 2>you guys have like the James Bond spyglasses? Actually, yeah

726
00:41:10.199 --> 00:41:10.480
<v Speaker 2>we do.

727
00:41:11.000 --> 00:41:11.840
<v Speaker 5>What do you use them for?

728
00:41:11.920 --> 00:41:15.079
<v Speaker 2>You guys have porn people shaped like space ships? Oh

729
00:41:15.119 --> 00:41:20.119
<v Speaker 2>yeah we do, yeah, pouring it's good ship. We really

730
00:41:20.199 --> 00:41:22.239
<v Speaker 2>it really would be like it would came It would

731
00:41:22.239 --> 00:41:24.679
<v Speaker 2>have came true, like all those futuristic shows and ship

732
00:41:24.800 --> 00:41:25.559
<v Speaker 2>what it came true.

733
00:41:25.599 --> 00:41:28.719
<v Speaker 4>They're like, what do you use the spyglasses for? Actually?

734
00:41:28.719 --> 00:41:32.000
<v Speaker 4>With the besides porn? The number one use is Karen's

735
00:41:32.159 --> 00:41:34.559
<v Speaker 4>used them. What do you mean Karen's. Oh, those are

736
00:41:34.599 --> 00:41:37.920
<v Speaker 4>these people that they go places just to complain and

737
00:41:38.159 --> 00:41:40.280
<v Speaker 4>start a ruckus, and so they will film it with

738
00:41:40.320 --> 00:41:42.199
<v Speaker 4>their glasses just try and get a rise out of

739
00:41:42.199 --> 00:41:45.119
<v Speaker 4>these employees for views.

740
00:41:47.920 --> 00:41:50.719
<v Speaker 5>Sobody, that's what we use them for. Mine's three D printing.

741
00:41:52.000 --> 00:41:55.159
<v Speaker 4>That was I almost went with that one. Yeah, yeah,

742
00:41:55.199 --> 00:41:57.039
<v Speaker 4>three D printing is pretty cool, but then I saw

743
00:41:57.079 --> 00:42:05.719
<v Speaker 4>a fucking hover board. I like the next one public scandal.

744
00:42:06.760 --> 00:42:10.639
<v Speaker 5>I was surprised at what I found.

745
00:42:11.920 --> 00:42:14.599
<v Speaker 4>There's only two. There's only two that matter. Can I

746
00:42:14.639 --> 00:42:15.559
<v Speaker 4>go first on this one?

747
00:42:15.679 --> 00:42:16.079
<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

748
00:42:16.239 --> 00:42:20.559
<v Speaker 4>Okay, uh, let's be real. The only scandal that mattered

749
00:42:21.000 --> 00:42:26.440
<v Speaker 4>was the fappening and then maybe Bill Cosby think of

750
00:42:26.519 --> 00:42:30.199
<v Speaker 4>how large the fappening was, Like you literally started thinking

751
00:42:30.239 --> 00:42:32.960
<v Speaker 4>of every celebrity you at that time that you wanted

752
00:42:33.000 --> 00:42:36.320
<v Speaker 4>to see naked, and it was basically there. You got

753
00:42:36.360 --> 00:42:39.960
<v Speaker 4>Scar Joe, you got j Law and that's it. You

754
00:42:40.000 --> 00:42:40.480
<v Speaker 4>didn't need.

755
00:42:40.400 --> 00:42:45.559
<v Speaker 2>Anymore, right, Emma Watson, Yeah, yeah, you just.

756
00:42:45.159 --> 00:42:47.320
<v Speaker 4>The list kept going they were there, if they if

757
00:42:47.360 --> 00:42:49.599
<v Speaker 4>they've taken them, they were there. Like that was such.

758
00:42:49.960 --> 00:42:54.639
<v Speaker 4>It was such a huge thing in a mentality of

759
00:42:54.719 --> 00:42:57.360
<v Speaker 4>men forever as far as movies go, because you've always sad.

760
00:42:57.559 --> 00:42:58.199
<v Speaker 3>What do they look like?

761
00:42:58.400 --> 00:42:58.480
<v Speaker 5>Now?

762
00:42:58.559 --> 00:43:01.639
<v Speaker 2>Of course we have not looked to this list ourselves.

763
00:43:01.760 --> 00:43:06.920
<v Speaker 2>We've just read the article pigs, you know, family. We

764
00:43:06.960 --> 00:43:09.599
<v Speaker 2>wouldn't know that the girl from Victoria Justice was in there.

765
00:43:09.719 --> 00:43:12.440
<v Speaker 2>We had no idea about that, right, it's respectful.

766
00:43:12.719 --> 00:43:13.679
<v Speaker 5>I don't even know who it is.

767
00:43:13.920 --> 00:43:17.519
<v Speaker 4>So shows the picture like, oh, yeah, I've seen that.

768
00:43:17.440 --> 00:43:21.920
<v Speaker 2>One saving to this bank bank again.

769
00:43:22.519 --> 00:43:24.719
<v Speaker 5>Click my glasses click.

770
00:43:28.719 --> 00:43:32.320
<v Speaker 2>Oh that's good, that's fucking good. What about you, dumb uh?

771
00:43:32.360 --> 00:43:36.440
<v Speaker 5>So I found the police investigation in Rome. So I

772
00:43:36.440 --> 00:43:40.960
<v Speaker 5>guess Italy had uncovered a criminal network called the Mafia Capital,

773
00:43:41.519 --> 00:43:46.480
<v Speaker 5>which involved corruption in the city's public administration and political processes.

774
00:43:46.840 --> 00:43:50.280
<v Speaker 5>The investigation led to arrests of dozens of people, including

775
00:43:50.320 --> 00:43:54.880
<v Speaker 5>politicians and businessmen, and like I guess, the criminals had

776
00:43:55.079 --> 00:43:59.719
<v Speaker 5>exploited the influx of immigrants to Italy to gain contracts

777
00:43:59.760 --> 00:44:04.320
<v Speaker 5>from managing migrant reception centers, and like they had accepted

778
00:44:04.360 --> 00:44:08.679
<v Speaker 5>payments for substandard or non existent services period, and like

779
00:44:08.760 --> 00:44:10.320
<v Speaker 5>I guess, it was like a it was a massive

780
00:44:10.400 --> 00:44:15.079
<v Speaker 5>fucking thing with millions and millions of dollars, but it

781
00:44:15.199 --> 00:44:18.239
<v Speaker 5>led to where would it go? It was forty one

782
00:44:18.280 --> 00:44:25.679
<v Speaker 5>people were convicted. There's a lot. That's a lot, and essentially,

783
00:44:25.840 --> 00:44:29.800
<v Speaker 5>you know, people were fucking robbing these politicians and businessmen

784
00:44:29.840 --> 00:44:31.840
<v Speaker 5>were robbing Rome like blind.

785
00:44:33.719 --> 00:44:36.079
<v Speaker 2>So all right, it just so happens to be they're

786
00:44:36.079 --> 00:44:37.079
<v Speaker 2>the ones that got caught.

787
00:44:37.679 --> 00:44:39.519
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, exactly. And that's just the ones that got caught

788
00:44:39.519 --> 00:44:42.079
<v Speaker 5>and tried. You know, forty forty one people is a

789
00:44:42.119 --> 00:44:47.000
<v Speaker 5>lot of fucking people, dude. But yeah, and I had

790
00:44:47.039 --> 00:44:48.639
<v Speaker 5>never heard about it, so it was kind of.

791
00:44:48.559 --> 00:44:50.039
<v Speaker 4>Cool, nice, what are you guys?

792
00:44:50.039 --> 00:44:51.880
<v Speaker 5>Don't for me?

793
00:44:52.280 --> 00:44:57.199
<v Speaker 2>Was isis? ISIS came out that year and was threatening

794
00:44:57.239 --> 00:45:02.679
<v Speaker 2>the world? Oh yeah, I think then. And then they

795
00:45:02.719 --> 00:45:06.920
<v Speaker 2>were like taken out in like six weeks or something

796
00:45:07.119 --> 00:45:09.360
<v Speaker 2>like a couple of years later. It's hilarious. But I

797
00:45:09.400 --> 00:45:13.880
<v Speaker 2>just remember I remember my uncle Chuck and a couple

798
00:45:13.880 --> 00:45:16.840
<v Speaker 2>of family members down in Texas and they held up

799
00:45:16.840 --> 00:45:20.559
<v Speaker 2>their marine signs and their cult nineteen eleven's and they

800
00:45:20.599 --> 00:45:23.599
<v Speaker 2>were like, come get some ices, Like it's just burned

801
00:45:23.920 --> 00:45:26.599
<v Speaker 2>into my brain, and I was like, oh, uncle Chuck,

802
00:45:27.159 --> 00:45:35.119
<v Speaker 2>that Vietnam era of soldiers. Goddamn, goddamn, they would have

803
00:45:35.159 --> 00:45:38.440
<v Speaker 2>had a maid if they had the weapons that you know,

804
00:45:38.760 --> 00:45:39.320
<v Speaker 2>we didn't know.

805
00:45:40.280 --> 00:45:41.159
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, but you.

806
00:45:41.159 --> 00:45:44.039
<v Speaker 2>Know they went in there was some fucking weapons.

807
00:45:44.199 --> 00:45:44.599
<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

808
00:45:44.639 --> 00:45:48.079
<v Speaker 2>But I think it's just hilarious that they this group

809
00:45:48.199 --> 00:45:50.719
<v Speaker 2>just declared war on the world and they were being

810
00:45:50.760 --> 00:45:53.360
<v Speaker 2>aggressive and then yeah, six weeks and they were gone.

811
00:45:53.400 --> 00:45:54.119
<v Speaker 5>They're gone now.

812
00:45:54.920 --> 00:45:58.639
<v Speaker 2>It took them six weeks. Trump took them out. ISIS.

813
00:45:58.679 --> 00:46:00.880
<v Speaker 5>ISIS was still around for a little while and then

814
00:46:00.880 --> 00:46:03.599
<v Speaker 5>they just disappeared. And now instead of fighting over ISIS

815
00:46:03.599 --> 00:46:06.119
<v Speaker 5>and bullshit like that, we fight over gender and fucking

816
00:46:06.159 --> 00:46:07.480
<v Speaker 5>color like idiots.

817
00:46:07.920 --> 00:46:12.679
<v Speaker 2>Mm hmm, right, Like I know it's red, it's not blue.

818
00:46:15.039 --> 00:46:16.639
<v Speaker 5>And when I say color, I don't just meet color

819
00:46:16.639 --> 00:46:16.960
<v Speaker 5>of skin.

820
00:46:17.039 --> 00:46:17.440
<v Speaker 2>I mean.

821
00:46:18.960 --> 00:46:24.039
<v Speaker 4>Like, yeah, anyway, yeah not you fire boys and girls

822
00:46:24.039 --> 00:46:26.119
<v Speaker 4>have vaginers, doesn't matter.

823
00:46:27.840 --> 00:46:35.400
<v Speaker 2>Like like kindergarten cop is now offensive because that little kid, because.

824
00:46:35.119 --> 00:46:36.880
<v Speaker 4>That little kid was spitting science facts.

825
00:46:37.119 --> 00:46:38.599
<v Speaker 2>The little kid was transphobic.

826
00:46:40.159 --> 00:46:42.360
<v Speaker 5>It's insane, dude, what fag.

827
00:46:45.800 --> 00:46:46.679
<v Speaker 4>What do we got next?

828
00:46:47.679 --> 00:46:48.000
<v Speaker 2>Food?

829
00:46:48.920 --> 00:46:51.639
<v Speaker 4>Food or this one's big for me, This one's big

830
00:46:51.679 --> 00:46:52.360
<v Speaker 4>for foods.

831
00:46:52.400 --> 00:46:53.480
<v Speaker 5>Food's big for me too.

832
00:46:54.079 --> 00:46:54.440
<v Speaker 2>Mm hmm.

833
00:46:54.519 --> 00:46:59.880
<v Speaker 5>Food's big for me too. So I'll go you, I'll go.

834
00:47:00.760 --> 00:47:03.519
<v Speaker 4>This is the first time that I ever went to Chicago,

835
00:47:03.679 --> 00:47:05.039
<v Speaker 4>so this is the first time I ever got to

836
00:47:05.039 --> 00:47:07.360
<v Speaker 4>eat Chicago deep dish in Chicago.

837
00:47:07.480 --> 00:47:13.800
<v Speaker 5>Okay, okay, so let's move on from that. Okay, just kid, pine,

838
00:47:13.880 --> 00:47:19.679
<v Speaker 5>go ahead, go ahead, stupid talk about your stupid fucking lasagna. No,

839
00:47:19.800 --> 00:47:23.880
<v Speaker 5>it's LAZIGNI is disgusting talk about your what really, what

840
00:47:23.920 --> 00:47:25.840
<v Speaker 5>the fuck do you think a deep dish fucking pizza

841
00:47:25.880 --> 00:47:27.719
<v Speaker 5>is from Chicago? It's fucking lazagna.

842
00:47:27.760 --> 00:47:27.960
<v Speaker 4>It's not.

843
00:47:28.559 --> 00:47:33.760
<v Speaker 2>It's lasagnia with less pasta, layers, bingo, and pie. It's

844
00:47:33.800 --> 00:47:35.559
<v Speaker 2>more of a soup.

845
00:47:35.800 --> 00:47:36.880
<v Speaker 5>It's closer to a pie.

846
00:47:38.119 --> 00:47:38.599
<v Speaker 2>It's for sure.

847
00:47:38.679 --> 00:47:39.159
<v Speaker 5>Pie.

848
00:47:39.079 --> 00:47:42.679
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, pizza, pizza pie. Anyway, that was the first

849
00:47:42.679 --> 00:47:44.079
<v Speaker 4>time I got to go to Chicago, first time I

850
00:47:44.079 --> 00:47:46.440
<v Speaker 4>got to have that, and I love it. So I

851
00:47:46.679 --> 00:47:49.320
<v Speaker 4>don't like it. I've had it a couple of places,

852
00:47:49.360 --> 00:47:51.559
<v Speaker 4>not Chicago, and it's just not it doesn't it's not

853
00:47:51.639 --> 00:47:52.000
<v Speaker 4>the same.

854
00:47:52.239 --> 00:47:52.960
<v Speaker 5>What's the difference.

855
00:47:54.159 --> 00:47:57.360
<v Speaker 4>I don't know, I really don't know. I've even had

856
00:47:57.360 --> 00:48:00.920
<v Speaker 4>the ones that they the popular chains making freeze and

857
00:48:01.119 --> 00:48:03.960
<v Speaker 4>they're good, but they're not. I don't know, it just

858
00:48:04.000 --> 00:48:05.960
<v Speaker 4>doesn't taste the same. I think it's a mixture of

859
00:48:06.000 --> 00:48:08.079
<v Speaker 4>how they make it there with the ingredients they have

860
00:48:08.199 --> 00:48:11.280
<v Speaker 4>their like their local water source, and then also like

861
00:48:11.320 --> 00:48:12.280
<v Speaker 4>their ovens.

862
00:48:12.320 --> 00:48:16.360
<v Speaker 5>Like it's just hear me out. I've got a cast iron.

863
00:48:16.920 --> 00:48:18.920
<v Speaker 5>We take the cast iron, it should fit in your

864
00:48:18.920 --> 00:48:21.559
<v Speaker 5>pizza oven, and we try and make our own.

865
00:48:22.360 --> 00:48:22.960
<v Speaker 4>Well, can try that.

866
00:48:24.039 --> 00:48:26.599
<v Speaker 5>I'm turning over as soon as this fucking episode's done,

867
00:48:26.679 --> 00:48:27.719
<v Speaker 5>so fire that bitch up.

868
00:48:29.159 --> 00:48:31.039
<v Speaker 4>Okay, what do you got for food?

869
00:48:31.880 --> 00:48:36.519
<v Speaker 5>The cronut, the fucking chrone was invented and it came

870
00:48:36.559 --> 00:48:39.960
<v Speaker 5>out in twenty fourteen. The cronut was revolutionary. It is

871
00:48:40.000 --> 00:48:44.719
<v Speaker 5>a croissant doughnut. And if you ever had one, bro oh,

872
00:48:45.440 --> 00:48:48.000
<v Speaker 5>that is that is the best sex in your mouth

873
00:48:48.079 --> 00:48:54.559
<v Speaker 5>food you will ever fucking have. Is a cronut. I

874
00:48:54.599 --> 00:48:56.239
<v Speaker 5>can taste it now that I'm talking about it.

875
00:48:56.239 --> 00:48:58.880
<v Speaker 4>It is sweeter than eating a kettle corn kernel out

876
00:48:58.880 --> 00:48:59.760
<v Speaker 4>of your mom's asshole.

877
00:49:00.320 --> 00:49:04.000
<v Speaker 5>Facts. Yeah, it's been there, done that. Not the same.

878
00:49:06.199 --> 00:49:08.639
<v Speaker 2>That kettle corn kernels covered in powdered sugar.

879
00:49:09.559 --> 00:49:15.280
<v Speaker 5>No, not yet, don until the end stone.

880
00:49:15.320 --> 00:49:16.119
<v Speaker 4>What do you got.

881
00:49:17.480 --> 00:49:23.280
<v Speaker 2>Powdered sugar. No, I got avocado toast. That's when the

882
00:49:23.320 --> 00:49:26.079
<v Speaker 2>world was introduced to avocado toast. And I shed on

883
00:49:26.119 --> 00:49:28.360
<v Speaker 2>it forever, id on for a long time.

884
00:49:28.400 --> 00:49:29.400
<v Speaker 4>I am shedding on it.

885
00:49:29.840 --> 00:49:35.519
<v Speaker 2>And then I had one and I added brisket to it,

886
00:49:36.079 --> 00:49:38.559
<v Speaker 2>and I was like, oh, so you made delicious.

887
00:49:42.440 --> 00:49:44.599
<v Speaker 4>He made a California brisket sandwich.

888
00:49:44.280 --> 00:49:47.599
<v Speaker 2>Cool one hundred percent. One hundred percent was so good.

889
00:49:49.239 --> 00:49:51.159
<v Speaker 4>It wasn't as good, but I delay it.

890
00:49:51.800 --> 00:49:55.400
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, of spice some things up, you know, I was

891
00:49:55.400 --> 00:49:58.000
<v Speaker 2>getting a little tired of the egg combination. Crazy.

892
00:49:58.159 --> 00:50:01.599
<v Speaker 5>He added, He added brisket, tomato, onion, and another piece

893
00:50:01.599 --> 00:50:02.000
<v Speaker 5>of toast.

894
00:50:03.039 --> 00:50:09.960
<v Speaker 2>Can't forget to lettuce. It's California pickles, some pickles, fries spread,

895
00:50:10.159 --> 00:50:11.440
<v Speaker 2>you know, mega animal style.

896
00:50:14.639 --> 00:50:16.239
<v Speaker 4>Dey cuts the lobby on it too.

897
00:50:20.280 --> 00:50:22.000
<v Speaker 2>It dude, I was so. I was.

898
00:50:22.159 --> 00:50:24.800
<v Speaker 5>I was at the delis at the store. I was

899
00:50:24.800 --> 00:50:26.719
<v Speaker 5>getting cold cuts and I had asked the guy to

900
00:50:26.719 --> 00:50:30.280
<v Speaker 5>cut it on a one, and there's an older woman

901
00:50:30.320 --> 00:50:32.679
<v Speaker 5>next to me and she's like, cut it on a one.

902
00:50:33.360 --> 00:50:36.159
<v Speaker 5>What do you mean is that slang? I was like, no,

903
00:50:36.239 --> 00:50:39.519
<v Speaker 5>it's the setting. It's the thinnest setting that they will

904
00:50:39.559 --> 00:50:41.679
<v Speaker 5>cut it on is to cut it on a one.

905
00:50:41.960 --> 00:50:46.199
<v Speaker 5>They have one, two three. It's basically shaved meat. And

906
00:50:46.239 --> 00:50:49.760
<v Speaker 5>she's like, oh, I didn't know you could do that.

907
00:50:51.159 --> 00:50:56.679
<v Speaker 4>I hate my meat thick. I just well, man, it's

908
00:50:56.679 --> 00:50:57.360
<v Speaker 4>your lucky day.

909
00:50:59.679 --> 00:51:08.440
<v Speaker 5>It's like you're welcome, You're well. Anyway, lastly, it's kicking it.

910
00:51:09.559 --> 00:51:10.960
<v Speaker 4>Take a minute.

911
00:51:11.960 --> 00:51:15.039
<v Speaker 2>What were you guys doing in twenty fourteen? What's going

912
00:51:15.079 --> 00:51:15.519
<v Speaker 2>on for you?

913
00:51:16.719 --> 00:51:19.840
<v Speaker 4>Another major getting a divorce.

914
00:51:20.840 --> 00:51:24.840
<v Speaker 2>I was like, which is why When you said, like,

915
00:51:24.920 --> 00:51:27.360
<v Speaker 2>why would you pick twenty fourteen of all the years,

916
00:51:27.360 --> 00:51:27.800
<v Speaker 2>I was like.

917
00:51:27.679 --> 00:51:30.000
<v Speaker 4>Oh, yeah, that's a great part. For that part of it.

918
00:51:30.000 --> 00:51:32.880
<v Speaker 4>It means like, yeah, okay, it was shitty at times

919
00:51:32.920 --> 00:51:34.639
<v Speaker 4>and like you know, having to.

920
00:51:34.599 --> 00:51:37.480
<v Speaker 5>Deal with it, but it was worth it in the end.

921
00:51:39.840 --> 00:51:44.800
<v Speaker 2>True that. Yeah, I was living at an apartment complex

922
00:51:44.920 --> 00:51:48.039
<v Speaker 2>and a storage facility that you were in the most

923
00:51:48.039 --> 00:51:51.400
<v Speaker 2>ghetto part of town. Uh you know, shout out Lake

924
00:51:51.400 --> 00:52:00.599
<v Speaker 2>me and lamb damn. East Side was worse and force

925
00:52:00.679 --> 00:52:03.960
<v Speaker 2>aren't we But yeah, that was a I remember the

926
00:52:03.960 --> 00:52:07.679
<v Speaker 2>first week I was there, the Section eight complex right

927
00:52:07.679 --> 00:52:09.840
<v Speaker 2>next to me, somebody opened up fire at two in

928
00:52:09.880 --> 00:52:13.679
<v Speaker 2>the morning. A whole lot of it too. It was

929
00:52:13.719 --> 00:52:15.960
<v Speaker 2>like a lot of back and forth, and I was

930
00:52:16.000 --> 00:52:20.119
<v Speaker 2>crying in my bed, holding onto my gun, like I big,

931
00:52:20.400 --> 00:52:23.760
<v Speaker 2>the stupidest thing to do is come to this fucking

932
00:52:23.840 --> 00:52:27.360
<v Speaker 2>side of town. Mom was right, goddamn it, it was

933
00:52:27.440 --> 00:52:32.679
<v Speaker 2>so bad. I was there for four months and then

934
00:52:32.960 --> 00:52:35.480
<v Speaker 2>they were like, yeah, so like the couple guys are

935
00:52:36.599 --> 00:52:39.280
<v Speaker 2>getting booted, might as well have been. But it was like,

936
00:52:40.000 --> 00:52:43.880
<v Speaker 2>it was like, oh god, it was so good. Actually no, yeah,

937
00:52:44.360 --> 00:52:46.480
<v Speaker 2>maybe more towards five. It was like in February and

938
00:52:46.519 --> 00:52:48.519
<v Speaker 2>I got out of there. But yeah, it was a

939
00:52:48.559 --> 00:52:52.079
<v Speaker 2>good time. Partied a lot there, hosted a lot of parties.

940
00:52:52.840 --> 00:52:55.920
<v Speaker 2>I saw some wild ship at those parties there. It's

941
00:52:55.920 --> 00:52:58.840
<v Speaker 2>so fucking funny this all went down at this business facility.

942
00:53:00.000 --> 00:53:02.800
<v Speaker 2>Why would you let a fucking twenty one, twenty two

943
00:53:02.920 --> 00:53:10.000
<v Speaker 2>year old fucking manager's apartment stupid? Oh god.

944
00:53:12.039 --> 00:53:15.679
<v Speaker 5>I was working graveyards, so I wasn't seeing much anybody

945
00:53:15.679 --> 00:53:16.639
<v Speaker 5>when that was going down.

946
00:53:16.679 --> 00:53:17.280
<v Speaker 4>That year.

947
00:53:17.639 --> 00:53:19.519
<v Speaker 5>A year was rough for me. I was working a

948
00:53:19.519 --> 00:53:20.440
<v Speaker 5>lot of graveyards.

949
00:53:20.800 --> 00:53:28.199
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, a lot of graveyards twenty fifteen. That was me. Jordan.

950
00:53:28.400 --> 00:53:31.639
<v Speaker 2>Did you work graveyards any of your jobs? No, you didn't.

951
00:53:31.880 --> 00:53:35.719
<v Speaker 4>No, the latest I the latest I think I ever

952
00:53:35.760 --> 00:53:37.800
<v Speaker 4>got off from a job was like eleven or twelve.

953
00:53:39.960 --> 00:53:43.119
<v Speaker 4>The airport would have been the closest. But at that time,

954
00:53:43.320 --> 00:53:46.840
<v Speaker 4>I mean even still, flights don't leave very often at

955
00:53:47.000 --> 00:53:49.639
<v Speaker 4>midnight one in the morning, I mean more now. But

956
00:53:49.800 --> 00:53:52.519
<v Speaker 4>when I worked back there late, the last flights were

957
00:53:52.559 --> 00:53:56.559
<v Speaker 4>leaving at eleven or midnight, and then it.

958
00:53:56.519 --> 00:53:59.679
<v Speaker 2>Was it pretty slow. Yeah yeah, yeah at.

959
00:53:59.599 --> 00:54:04.800
<v Speaker 4>That time night yeah yeah. And then when I worked

960
00:54:04.840 --> 00:54:06.920
<v Speaker 4>at Low's same thing. Like the latest I'd get off

961
00:54:07.000 --> 00:54:13.280
<v Speaker 4>is like ten thirty eleven o'clock at night. So yeah,

962
00:54:13.360 --> 00:54:15.800
<v Speaker 4>I'd rather work I've never worked a night shift. I'd

963
00:54:15.840 --> 00:54:18.159
<v Speaker 4>rather work a night shift over like swing shift.

964
00:54:19.400 --> 00:54:21.920
<v Speaker 5>Swing shift sucked because I worked some swing shift too,

965
00:54:21.960 --> 00:54:23.960
<v Speaker 5>and swing shift was back because your whole day was

966
00:54:24.000 --> 00:54:26.679
<v Speaker 5>kind of gone, yeah right, like and with night shift

967
00:54:26.719 --> 00:54:29.239
<v Speaker 5>you at least had some portion of the day that

968
00:54:29.280 --> 00:54:33.519
<v Speaker 5>you could manage around. But with swing shift, you're you

969
00:54:33.519 --> 00:54:36.320
<v Speaker 5>were fucked. You were just fucked. You know. The only

970
00:54:36.400 --> 00:54:39.239
<v Speaker 5>day that you got that was good was was Friday,

971
00:54:39.320 --> 00:54:40.559
<v Speaker 5>with whatever your Friday was.

972
00:54:41.880 --> 00:54:45.079
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, straight up, straight.

973
00:54:44.880 --> 00:54:48.760
<v Speaker 5>Up, straight up, Yeah to me, you really more love

974
00:54:49.079 --> 00:54:50.039
<v Speaker 5>me forever.

975
00:54:50.440 --> 00:54:54.400
<v Speaker 4>So twenty fourteen, it's a wrap, that's a weird year.

976
00:54:55.880 --> 00:54:58.440
<v Speaker 2>It's a yeah it is, Yeah, it is.

977
00:54:58.480 --> 00:54:59.920
<v Speaker 5>It is a good year. I think it was kind

978
00:54:59.920 --> 00:55:01.400
<v Speaker 5>of if if you look back, it's kind of the

979
00:55:01.400 --> 00:55:03.920
<v Speaker 5>beginning of like a lot of troubles. I think Bill

980
00:55:03.960 --> 00:55:06.880
<v Speaker 5>Cosby Carl really caused it all. If he wouldn't have

981
00:55:06.920 --> 00:55:09.199
<v Speaker 5>been caught, I think maybe everything would have been fine,

982
00:55:09.280 --> 00:55:10.760
<v Speaker 5>or maybe he just if he didn't do it at all,

983
00:55:11.440 --> 00:55:19.280
<v Speaker 5>would So what that's what I really meant that. Oh no,

984
00:55:22.480 --> 00:55:25.440
<v Speaker 5>obviously obviously don't fucking do that.

985
00:55:26.239 --> 00:55:26.880
<v Speaker 2>Take down.

986
00:55:33.480 --> 00:55:33.920
<v Speaker 4>The doc.

987
00:55:34.960 --> 00:55:37.400
<v Speaker 5>But that's what I mean, like, yeah, you know they'll

988
00:55:37.440 --> 00:55:39.480
<v Speaker 5>cause me. I mean, because dude, he was a fucking icon.

989
00:55:40.320 --> 00:55:43.840
<v Speaker 4>Here's an icon, and he just it shattered everybody's world.

990
00:55:43.880 --> 00:55:46.039
<v Speaker 5>To think that that's what he was capable of doing.

991
00:55:48.280 --> 00:55:52.119
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, I think that's fair. That's a fair assessment,

992
00:55:52.480 --> 00:55:53.199
<v Speaker 4>checks out.

993
00:55:54.800 --> 00:55:55.159
<v Speaker 3>Whatever.

994
00:55:56.280 --> 00:56:00.519
<v Speaker 4>I don't know. I don't know that that you're definitely

995
00:56:00.639 --> 00:56:03.360
<v Speaker 4>had had good definitely bad, but good.

996
00:56:03.679 --> 00:56:04.039
<v Speaker 5>Also.

997
00:56:05.719 --> 00:56:07.440
<v Speaker 4>I was interested though, when you first pulled it up

998
00:56:07.480 --> 00:56:10.599
<v Speaker 4>and then talking about the music, trying to figure out

999
00:56:10.679 --> 00:56:12.840
<v Speaker 4>what came out there, because fourteen was kind of that

1000
00:56:13.119 --> 00:56:14.679
<v Speaker 4>change of a year for me where I went to

1001
00:56:14.719 --> 00:56:20.000
<v Speaker 4>the heavier side of things, like shortly thereafter, like twenty fifteen.

1002
00:56:19.039 --> 00:56:27.840
<v Speaker 4>Twenty fifteen, What's was super heavy as far as musical Yeah,

1003
00:56:28.440 --> 00:56:32.679
<v Speaker 4>there was so many, so many more albums and stuff

1004
00:56:32.920 --> 00:56:34.400
<v Speaker 4>because I've done twenty fifteen.

1005
00:56:34.719 --> 00:56:36.239
<v Speaker 5>They were upset about Bill Cosby.

1006
00:56:36.599 --> 00:56:42.800
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, well maybe maybe maybe not inspiration whatever to rage

1007
00:56:44.880 --> 00:56:49.480
<v Speaker 4>against the Pudding Pops. Rage against the Pudding Pops, I

1008
00:56:49.599 --> 00:56:55.360
<v Speaker 4>mean bad Have you a badass song? How give me

1009
00:56:55.440 --> 00:57:01.960
<v Speaker 4>ten seconds? I got time of what I not doing

1010
00:57:02.000 --> 00:57:02.800
<v Speaker 4>boots and cats?

1011
00:57:02.800 --> 00:57:05.719
<v Speaker 5>No, well, I'll save it for next episode. Next episode,

1012
00:57:05.840 --> 00:57:09.119
<v Speaker 5>I will have fifteen to twenty seconds of rage against

1013
00:57:09.119 --> 00:57:12.039
<v Speaker 5>the Pudding Bops. I'm not doing it right now.

1014
00:57:12.679 --> 00:57:14.800
<v Speaker 2>Oh too high for that ship you're looking in the

1015
00:57:14.920 --> 00:57:22.239
<v Speaker 2>name of button Bobs.

1016
00:57:22.239 --> 00:57:28.480
<v Speaker 4>Fuck you, even if you told me nough gooko gooky notes.

1017
00:57:30.039 --> 00:57:33.599
<v Speaker 4>Oh I guess the end of that dudes, you got

1018
00:57:33.599 --> 00:57:35.920
<v Speaker 4>the nudes. The end of that song still range true.

1019
00:57:35.960 --> 00:57:37.719
<v Speaker 4>You don't even have to change the lyrics. Fuck you.

1020
00:57:37.719 --> 00:57:44.840
<v Speaker 4>I won't do what you tell me. Oh no, all right,

1021
00:57:44.960 --> 00:57:48.199
<v Speaker 4>well I love the cat Dad's on de quel episode?

1022
00:57:48.480 --> 00:57:51.400
<v Speaker 4>Would you say stone one fifty nine one?

1023
00:57:52.920 --> 00:57:56.880
<v Speaker 5>One? What one point two? Okay?

1024
00:57:57.119 --> 00:57:57.320
<v Speaker 2>God?

1025
00:57:57.679 --> 00:57:58.440
<v Speaker 5>Catch you next week?

1026
00:57:58.519 --> 00:57:59.000
<v Speaker 4>Peace out?

1027
00:58:00.239 --> 00:58:00.760
<v Speaker 5>That's out.

1028
00:58:05.760 --> 00:58:08.400
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I'm ready for it. Let's go, what's the hardest.

1029
00:58:08.039 --> 00:58:12.400
<v Speaker 5>Thing about what's the hardest thing about beating Peter fitting In?

1030
00:58:15.559 --> 00:58:20.199
<v Speaker 5>You know what? Kidding Sorry,