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Speaker 2: in Wisconsin.
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Speaker 2: Okay, Wisconsin, Wison, Yes we know that just from previous
Speaker 2: data that's publicly available in discussions we've had over the
Speaker 2: years on this show that Wisconsin is up there with
Speaker 2: people who like to drink and drink a lot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because it's the theory is that it's so cold
Speaker 1: up there, it's like what else is there to do?
Speaker 2: Sit there on ice fish in a hut and drink beer. Well,
Speaker 2: there's also a large college population there as well that
Speaker 2: contributes to that. But I think of all the conversations
Speaker 2: we've had, this is a new one. We've got a
Speaker 2: fifty two year old teacher there. He's a gym teacher.
Speaker 2: That's Randall Villareal Middle school gym teacher. Showed up at
Speaker 2: work drunk, very drunk, I mean drunk to the point
Speaker 2: where they called the police to kind of intervene. Here
Speaker 2: is a teacher at middle school. People don't get the
Speaker 2: point four zero just overnight. Most people are incapacitated and
Speaker 2: not making it. The intoximeter said he was above a
Speaker 2: point four, which is when it maxes.
Speaker 1: Out the intoxicmeter. I've never heard that one breathalyzed. I
Speaker 1: didn't know you could max out a breathalyzer. No me either,
Speaker 1: And this guy was this point four. Now I heard
Speaker 1: that three times? But was it possibly the day after
Speaker 1: that Bill's game?
Speaker 2: This was on Friday, last Friday morning?
Speaker 1: Oh okay, seven, I hit a big Thursday night and
Speaker 1: kept it going.
Speaker 2: Here's you just hit it? So he was out Thursday night,
Speaker 2: which we all know is your A lot of folks
Speaker 2: like to kind of ramp into the weekend on Thursday night.
Speaker 2: Sometimes where do you go? Where do you go after Thursday?
Speaker 2: If you're this guy with the weekend ahead? Oh god,
Speaker 2: I mean da Monday morning pretty much. So that's crazy.
Speaker 1: Four point four. Yeah, it's as high as it goes.
Speaker 1: You maxed out the meter. Haven't we heard though of
Speaker 1: like a point five? No, we've had three point three.
Speaker 1: Stuff is usually the I'm picturing the officer after applying
Speaker 1: or administering the test, like smacking the unit on the side,
Speaker 1: going this can't be right. The old TV trick. It's
Speaker 1: kind of like the thermometer where you do a second one.
Speaker 1: You know, you say, there's no way that my kid
Speaker 1: doesn't have a fever. It can see it, you know,
Speaker 1: and see I'm doing another one. All right, let's do
Speaker 1: one more for you, pal. Remember using your.
Speaker 2: Hot breath to breathe on a thermometer to try to
Speaker 2: fake being sick stay off from school. The light bulb.
Speaker 2: Oh I never thought to do that. Oh yeah, that
Speaker 2: was one of the best tricks.
Speaker 1: You have a lamp next to your bed when you're
Speaker 1: in the elementary school, out.
Speaker 2: Of the mouth and just over the light, right over
Speaker 2: to the light, like you're roasting a marshmallow.
Speaker 1: I saw it on a TV show. Actually that's where
Speaker 1: I learned it, and it was great. You put that
Speaker 1: thermometer next to the light and you're having a day
Speaker 1: of Price is Right and all those good shows.
Speaker 2: I'm sure that many tourists who come to Central Florida
Speaker 2: probably snicker at the names of some of our towns
Speaker 2: here on first blush, like Titusville and Cassimi and yeah,
Speaker 2: what's the other one? Right? Sure, we're we're not unique
Speaker 2: in that. In fact, let's go global here we go
Speaker 2: over to England Cumbria. England has a smaller uh town there. Oh,
Speaker 2: Cumbria's pretty called Cockermouth. They're very upsetting Cockermouth. They're a
Speaker 2: bus service has been axed. How do you just cut
Speaker 2: out of bus service? A lot of people rely on
Speaker 2: that trying to get to to and from Cockermouth. It's
Speaker 2: going to be a lot more difficult, as you said,
Speaker 2: for folks now who had been relying on the bus
Speaker 2: line service.
Speaker 1: Usually to get to Cockermouth. Just just a couple of drinks,
Speaker 1: right any your dinner rose from the street, just a tip.
Speaker 2: Excuse me, bus driver, can you pull over this bus?
Speaker 2: I can buy a rose from that guy out there.
Speaker 2: Then they lost the bus service. Huh, it's too bad
Speaker 2: for them. Do you just know if I see the
Speaker 2: word Cockermouth in a headline, it's I don't care what
Speaker 2: the story has to do with it's coming in here.
Speaker 1: Go ahead and read the headline because we might have
Speaker 1: a head onto the week.
Speaker 2: Right there, Cockermouth bus service connecting Estates to Center City
Speaker 2: center to be axed now to be fair, Uh, all
Speaker 2: towns uh that have been named are named after something there.
Speaker 2: This this small town is right near the mouth of
Speaker 2: the Cocker River.
Speaker 1: Thus Cockermouth, I got you, so hey, Speaking of transportation,
Speaker 1: then I feel bad for geography lesson this morning, losing
Speaker 1: your bus Exactly, We'll go fish or whatever, pickroll or something.
Speaker 1: So speaking to transportation, we have all these things like
Speaker 1: we're fortunate enough to have bright lane and this and that,
Speaker 1: and these people are losing that. Any updates on the
Speaker 1: SunRail running on weekends, weren't they gonna try that out
Speaker 1: or something?
Speaker 2: I don't have any information to that effect. I know
Speaker 2: they've done it for special occasion. I knew that for
Speaker 2: special occasions.
Speaker 1: But I thought there was talks and I even know
Speaker 1: there was actually about hey, we're gonna start running on
Speaker 1: the weekends. Whoever is in charge over there do it?
Speaker 1: Telling you they'll actually see people on that thing when
Speaker 1: it drives past. And I know there's two SunRail people
Speaker 1: right now going.
Speaker 2: Right take it. Or there's a zoo in China that's
Speaker 2: taken some flak for something they're selling there For about
Speaker 2: seven bucks American. You can buy a jar a tiger pe.
Speaker 2: It's being sold and hawked as an arthritis remedy. What
Speaker 2: are you supposed to do with Well, you have two choice.
Speaker 2: I have more on this for those of you who
Speaker 2: want to look into this.
Speaker 1: If you have it, if you got the arthritis, do
Speaker 1: you pour it on yourself?
Speaker 2: You can mix it with what does it say? You
Speaker 2: can either mix it with it like mix it with
Speaker 2: vinegar or something white. No, you mix it with white wine.
Speaker 2: Tiger peat and white wine. Then you can apply it
Speaker 2: topically to the affected area, or you can take it orally. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he spoons a tiger pee.
Speaker 1: I guess Look, I'll take an oxy for the pain
Speaker 1: and the tiger pages because they say it works.
Speaker 2: What's up with that guy? Man?
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