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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to another edition of idiotology. We'll let you taco

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<v Speaker 2>one O one one w jr R. But your freaking idiots,

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<v Speaker 2>all right, This hour to lunch and Taco show is

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<v Speaker 2>brought you by Petties Meats on State Road four thirty

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<v Speaker 2>four and Longwood just west of I for the Big

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<v Speaker 2>Game price pack and a grill to cook all those

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<v Speaker 2>goodies on from Petties.

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<v Speaker 1>Big Meat pack. Right, isn't that what we're calling it?

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<v Speaker 1>Or believe it, they're braudy. It had a whole bunch

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<v Speaker 1>of different meat cuts and and a grill. Thanks to

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<v Speaker 1>Petties for that. Well, you can have people over at

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<v Speaker 1>your house for the Big Game or do somebody else's just.

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<v Speaker 2>Bring it over there at one O one one w

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<v Speaker 2>JRR on Instagram for that. All right, taco, Let's begin

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<v Speaker 2>in Wisconsin.

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<v Speaker 1>If you go to at one on one one WJARR

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<v Speaker 1>for that, you just have to scroll down a little bit.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Wisconsin, Wison, Yes we know that just from previous

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<v Speaker 2>data that's publicly available in discussions we've had over the

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<v Speaker 2>years on this show that Wisconsin is up there with

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<v Speaker 2>people who like to drink and drink a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because it's the theory is that it's so cold

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<v Speaker 1>up there, it's like what else is there to do?

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<v Speaker 2>Sit there on ice fish in a hut and drink beer. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>there's also a large college population there as well that

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<v Speaker 2>contributes to that. But I think of all the conversations

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<v Speaker 2>we've had, this is a new one. We've got a

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<v Speaker 2>fifty two year old teacher there. He's a gym teacher.

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<v Speaker 2>That's Randall Villareal Middle school gym teacher. Showed up at

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<v Speaker 2>work drunk, very drunk, I mean drunk to the point

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<v Speaker 2>where they called the police to kind of intervene. Here

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<v Speaker 2>is a teacher at middle school. People don't get the

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<v Speaker 2>point four zero just overnight. Most people are incapacitated and

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<v Speaker 2>not making it. The intoximeter said he was above a

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<v Speaker 2>point four, which is when it maxes.

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<v Speaker 1>Out the intoxicmeter. I've never heard that one breathalyzed. I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't know you could max out a breathalyzer. No me either,

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<v Speaker 1>And this guy was this point four. Now I heard

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<v Speaker 1>that three times? But was it possibly the day after

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<v Speaker 1>that Bill's game?

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<v Speaker 2>This was on Friday, last Friday morning?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, seven, I hit a big Thursday night and

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<v Speaker 1>kept it going.

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<v Speaker 2>Here's you just hit it? So he was out Thursday night,

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<v Speaker 2>which we all know is your A lot of folks

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<v Speaker 2>like to kind of ramp into the weekend on Thursday night.

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<v Speaker 2>Sometimes where do you go? Where do you go after Thursday?

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<v Speaker 2>If you're this guy with the weekend ahead? Oh god,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean da Monday morning pretty much. So that's crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>Four point four. Yeah, it's as high as it goes.

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<v Speaker 1>You maxed out the meter. Haven't we heard though of

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<v Speaker 1>like a point five? No, we've had three point three.

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<v Speaker 1>Stuff is usually the I'm picturing the officer after applying

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<v Speaker 1>or administering the test, like smacking the unit on the side,

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<v Speaker 1>going this can't be right. The old TV trick. It's

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<v Speaker 1>kind of like the thermometer where you do a second one.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, you say, there's no way that my kid

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't have a fever. It can see it, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>and see I'm doing another one. All right, let's do

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<v Speaker 1>one more for you, pal. Remember using your.

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<v Speaker 2>Hot breath to breathe on a thermometer to try to

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<v Speaker 2>fake being sick stay off from school. The light bulb.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh I never thought to do that. Oh yeah, that

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<v Speaker 2>was one of the best tricks.

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<v Speaker 1>You have a lamp next to your bed when you're

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<v Speaker 1>in the elementary school, out.

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<v Speaker 2>Of the mouth and just over the light, right over

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<v Speaker 2>to the light, like you're roasting a marshmallow.

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<v Speaker 1>I saw it on a TV show. Actually that's where

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<v Speaker 1>I learned it, and it was great. You put that

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<v Speaker 1>thermometer next to the light and you're having a day

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<v Speaker 1>of Price is Right and all those good shows.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sure that many tourists who come to Central Florida

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<v Speaker 2>probably snicker at the names of some of our towns

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<v Speaker 2>here on first blush, like Titusville and Cassimi and yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>what's the other one? Right? Sure, we're we're not unique

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<v Speaker 2>in that. In fact, let's go global here we go

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<v Speaker 2>over to England Cumbria. England has a smaller uh town there. Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>Cumbria's pretty called Cockermouth. They're very upsetting Cockermouth. They're a

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<v Speaker 2>bus service has been axed. How do you just cut

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<v Speaker 2>out of bus service? A lot of people rely on

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<v Speaker 2>that trying to get to to and from Cockermouth. It's

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<v Speaker 2>going to be a lot more difficult, as you said,

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<v Speaker 2>for folks now who had been relying on the bus

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<v Speaker 2>line service.

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<v Speaker 1>Usually to get to Cockermouth. Just just a couple of drinks,

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<v Speaker 1>right any your dinner rose from the street, just a tip.

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<v Speaker 2>Excuse me, bus driver, can you pull over this bus?

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<v Speaker 2>I can buy a rose from that guy out there.

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<v Speaker 2>Then they lost the bus service. Huh, it's too bad

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<v Speaker 2>for them. Do you just know if I see the

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<v Speaker 2>word Cockermouth in a headline, it's I don't care what

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<v Speaker 2>the story has to do with it's coming in here.

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<v Speaker 1>Go ahead and read the headline because we might have

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<v Speaker 1>a head onto the week.

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<v Speaker 2>Right there, Cockermouth bus service connecting Estates to Center City

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<v Speaker 2>center to be axed now to be fair, Uh, all

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<v Speaker 2>towns uh that have been named are named after something there.

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<v Speaker 2>This this small town is right near the mouth of

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<v Speaker 2>the Cocker River.

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<v Speaker 1>Thus Cockermouth, I got you, so hey, Speaking of transportation,

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<v Speaker 1>then I feel bad for geography lesson this morning, losing

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<v Speaker 1>your bus Exactly, We'll go fish or whatever, pickroll or something.

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<v Speaker 1>So speaking to transportation, we have all these things like

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<v Speaker 1>we're fortunate enough to have bright lane and this and that,

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<v Speaker 1>and these people are losing that. Any updates on the

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<v Speaker 1>SunRail running on weekends, weren't they gonna try that out

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<v Speaker 1>or something?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't have any information to that effect. I know

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<v Speaker 2>they've done it for special occasion. I knew that for

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<v Speaker 2>special occasions.

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<v Speaker 1>But I thought there was talks and I even know

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<v Speaker 1>there was actually about hey, we're gonna start running on

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<v Speaker 1>the weekends. Whoever is in charge over there do it?

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<v Speaker 1>Telling you they'll actually see people on that thing when

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<v Speaker 1>it drives past. And I know there's two SunRail people

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<v Speaker 1>right now going.

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<v Speaker 2>Right take it. Or there's a zoo in China that's

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<v Speaker 2>taken some flak for something they're selling there For about

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<v Speaker 2>seven bucks American. You can buy a jar a tiger pe.

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<v Speaker 2>It's being sold and hawked as an arthritis remedy. What

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<v Speaker 2>are you supposed to do with Well, you have two choice.

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<v Speaker 2>I have more on this for those of you who

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<v Speaker 2>want to look into this.

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<v Speaker 1>If you have it, if you got the arthritis, do

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<v Speaker 1>you pour it on yourself?

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<v Speaker 2>You can mix it with what does it say? You

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<v Speaker 2>can either mix it with it like mix it with

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<v Speaker 2>vinegar or something white. No, you mix it with white wine.

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<v Speaker 2>Tiger peat and white wine. Then you can apply it

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<v Speaker 2>topically to the affected area, or you can take it orally. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>he spoons a tiger pee.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess Look, I'll take an oxy for the pain

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<v Speaker 1>and the tiger pages because they say it works.

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<v Speaker 2>What's up with that guy? Man?

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<v Speaker 1>He looks like the pe coach You blew a point

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<v Speaker 1>for It's tiger p and oxy on demand download the

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<v Speaker 1>irt radio app.

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<v Speaker 2>A noisy groage