Speaker 1: Here's your honorable mention, serving you.
Speaker 2: An honorable movie as today holding auditions to become the
Speaker 2: newest member.
Speaker 3: Look at your over stated reaction.
Speaker 2: A man who posed as a flight attendant for different
Speaker 2: airlines was able to get one hundred and twenty free
Speaker 2: flights over the course of several years.
Speaker 3: Tyron Alexander is his name. They say, between twenty eighteen
Speaker 3: and twenty twenty four, he booked free flights only available
Speaker 3: to pilots and flight attendants on an airline carrier's website.
Speaker 3: What they need to provide is their employer, their date
Speaker 3: of hire, and badge number he threw. He flew thirty
Speaker 3: four times with that airline. It's gotta be that easy
Speaker 3: to fill out that information. On the site that he
Speaker 3: was able to do this, he submitted about thirty different badge.
Speaker 1: All you gotta do is find one that works.
Speaker 3: Right and then just tweak it. Yeah, I'm gonna try this.
Speaker 2: Wire fraud is basically when he's accused of twenty years
Speaker 2: in prison, ten years from entering the secure airport.
Speaker 1: That's real time. Never mind, here's number nine at number nine,
Speaker 1: I did ninth place.
Speaker 3: If a cock's dirty nine times out of tennis partner's
Speaker 3: dirty too.
Speaker 2: And I speak nine languages. Nine basically everybody at table nine.
Speaker 1: I feel ready to go another nine?
Speaker 2: And niner? Did I get just niner in there? From talking?
Speaker 1: I don't know how I would react to this.
Speaker 2: Guys, disc golfers in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina saw a
Speaker 2: baby hammerhead shark fall from the sky while in the
Speaker 2: middle of one of their rounds.
Speaker 3: How does that happen?
Speaker 2: So three friends they were at the eleventh hole at
Speaker 2: Splinter City disc golf Course in Myrtle Beach. They saw
Speaker 2: an ausprey carrying this little baby hammerhead shark in its mouth.
Speaker 3: I see. So the bird went down for lunch, picked
Speaker 3: up a hammerhead shark that is a big feast, and
Speaker 3: then dropped it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the ousprey was being chased by a couple of
Speaker 2: crows when it dropped whatever it dropped, they didn't even
Speaker 2: know what it was until they walked up to it.
Speaker 2: They realized something more extraordinary. Baby hammerhead shot our.
Speaker 3: Little baby hammerhead shark.
Speaker 1: Are you sure he's dead?
Speaker 3: Number eighth a.
Speaker 1: CID is bold every eight second listening to eight different
Speaker 1: bosses drawn on about mission statements.
Speaker 3: Hey, here's the quote thirty nine year old man named
Speaker 3: Eric klinger Smith from Buffalo, New York recently went to
Speaker 3: a Muppet Vision, a conference about muppets, and he said,
Speaker 3: Standing there in his shirt and blazoned with a phrase
Speaker 3: save Muppet Vision, Eric thirty nine years old, said, I
Speaker 3: was all cried out. You see, it was a funeral
Speaker 3: for Muppets Vision, a Muppet attraction at Walt Disney World
Speaker 3: in Florida devoted to Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy, and
Speaker 3: Gizmo Gonzo. Excuse me, I'm gonna get really in trouble
Speaker 3: for that one. Apparently people were in tears over the
Speaker 3: Muppets attraction closing grown people, grown men, grown men. That's
Speaker 3: the key everyone adorned. Did you see the people in
Speaker 3: their Kermit outfits? Oh? My god?
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 2: The Wall Street Journal wrote the article and included in
Speaker 2: this third paragraph this line, this.
Speaker 1: Used to be their happy place.
Speaker 3: You can still play with your muppets at home.
Speaker 1: Here's number seven days, seven years of college down.
Speaker 3: To drain seven seven seven seven days. You had some
Speaker 3: run ins with la boo boos here at work this week.
Speaker 2: Valentine accosted me with one, but his La Boo boo
Speaker 2: costed me.
Speaker 3: He said, look at my laboo boo and he said no.
Speaker 2: The National Financial Regulatory Regulatory Administration is China's financial regulator.
Speaker 2: It's asking banks to refrain from offering non compliant perks
Speaker 2: to attract deposits, specifically stop giving away la Boo boo dolls.
Speaker 2: The guidance came after one of the banks ran a
Speaker 2: promotion offering La Boo boo dolls in several cities to
Speaker 2: anybody who would deposit at least fifty thousand and one
Speaker 2: for three months.
Speaker 3: Oh that's a great promotion. Arey KIDDINGA booby number six?
Speaker 1: I got six, you got six, She got six? Number six,
Speaker 1: there's six more weeks of winter.
Speaker 2: Picture me a rabbi and six drunken longshomy.
Speaker 1: We just dig into nursing her pleasure to ask, I
Speaker 1: don't have.
Speaker 2: To take to drink another six packs.
Speaker 3: Do you ever see a no barking sign? I mean,
Speaker 3: no parking signs, no explosive diarrhea signs. We've seen all
Speaker 3: of that from one end of the spectrum to another,
Speaker 3: but no barking signs.
Speaker 2: Montreal dog owners at a dog park could be fined
Speaker 2: between five hundred and two thousand dollars outside the dog
Speaker 2: park that says it's forbidden to let your dog bark,
Speaker 2: wine or howl.
Speaker 3: Even an odd place for a no barking sign would
Speaker 3: be outside a dog park.
Speaker 2: One dog owner said, it's too much. It's too much.
Speaker 2: I know it's to scare people, but it's not fair.
Speaker 2: It's stressful, to be honest, I'm always looking around to
Speaker 2: see if my dog is doing good. She's not barking
Speaker 2: too much. No, it's not fun anymore, said the Canadian
Speaker 2: relax of her.
Speaker 3: Five for five.
Speaker 1: I have we begin bombing in five minutes.
Speaker 3: Five little monk, this is the year five point.
Speaker 2: Five would be a favorite.
Speaker 1: Loose five pounds immediately.
Speaker 3: So this approach kind of I think worked. I mean
Speaker 3: it worked for me. I quit smoking regularly for the
Speaker 3: first time when it became kind of taboo to smoke.
Speaker 3: Everyone smoked in the nineties, and that's when I started smoking.
Speaker 3: And then everyone quit smoking, and then it became shameful
Speaker 3: to smoke. You would smoke in alleys and hidden away
Speaker 3: like a heroin addict. You were embarrassed to have people
Speaker 3: see you smoke. And I think that that's really what
Speaker 3: started the wave of cessation. When it came to smoking,
Speaker 3: and now in Hong Kong, that's what they're telling people
Speaker 3: to do. Stare at the smokers. Please, stare at people
Speaker 3: who light up to discourage smoking.
Speaker 1: But that's it, just look at them.
Speaker 3: Well, they're toughening other anti tobacco measures.
Speaker 2: This is just part of it.
Speaker 3: They have banned smoking inside restaurants, workplaces, indoor public spaces
Speaker 3: and some other public outdoor areas. But this is just
Speaker 3: part of it.
Speaker 1: But that works.
Speaker 3: Man public shaming. Here's number four for minute, is probably
Speaker 3: on his fourth tranquilizer by now.
Speaker 1: Commandment number four.
Speaker 3: This isn't the same world you left four years ago.
Speaker 2: Well you missed the fifth annual European Gull Screeching Championship.
Speaker 2: Sixty people who believe they sound like seagulls from fourteen
Speaker 2: different countries descended on the town of Depon and Belgium
Speaker 2: over this last weekend.
Speaker 3: Just that they tried to sound like a goal. They
Speaker 3: dressed like the birds, feathers, face paint, the whole bit.
Speaker 3: We've got a series of nuggets here where you can
Speaker 3: just send in brigades of mental health professionals with the bands.
Speaker 1: Mine, mine, number three three shall be the number that
Speaker 1: shall count and the number of the counting shall be three.
Speaker 2: We're dead within three hours.
Speaker 3: Three security clearance level three.
Speaker 1: All three of the three. I got all three of
Speaker 1: you guys, for the rest of your natural born live.
Speaker 1: After that three days, they both start to stink it
Speaker 1: three well.
Speaker 2: Meta, Facebook's parent company, this week announced that it's going
Speaker 2: to sue the maker of an app that uses AI
Speaker 2: to simulate nude images of real people who appear clothed
Speaker 2: in their pictures. Find somebody with their cloth, picture of
Speaker 2: somebody with their clothes on, put it in this new
Speaker 2: DeFi app, and it will then take the clothes off
Speaker 2: of them. This is like the old X ray glasses
Speaker 2: you used to get in the back of the comic books.
Speaker 1: Grandpa.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just terrifying when you think about it. Used
Speaker 3: with kids in schools, right, and then they start circulating
Speaker 3: pictures of people at school, you know, naked. But it's AI.
Speaker 3: I mean, it's all bad.
Speaker 2: Meta says the company bans quote non consentual intimate imagery
Speaker 2: on its platform.
Speaker 3: Non consensual image.
Speaker 2: Very interesting sanitized way of putting that, isn't it?
Speaker 3: Number two?
Speaker 2: What's going on you too?
Speaker 3: There's two sons and no women. Can you probably take
Speaker 3: a capsule or two in the morning, maybe the afternoon,
Speaker 3: a good old one a day vitamin something like that.
Speaker 2: What about centrum silver.
Speaker 3: Centrum silver? Oh, are you an a doctor?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: Would you take anything?
Speaker 2: I do not currently take anything cool crapsules, crapsules.
Speaker 3: You don't take a crapsule.
Speaker 1: I do not.
Speaker 3: British doctors are prescribing these crapsules. What they have inside
Speaker 3: them are a freeze dried feces. It's a new treatment
Speaker 3: and they say that the studies have shown some promise
Speaker 3: treating everything from advanced cancer to deadly liver disease.
Speaker 2: Well, fecal transplants have been on for some time where
Speaker 2: and it's not putting poop. You don't take poop from
Speaker 2: one person put it in somebody else. It's the microbiome
Speaker 2: that is destroyed in your gut that has to be
Speaker 2: replaced with a healthy microbiome. And some of that bacteria
Speaker 2: is what they use. But researchers have been testing whether
Speaker 2: these freeze dried stool capsules from healthy donors could be
Speaker 2: used to uproot some of the antibiotic resistant bacteria that
Speaker 2: might be hiding in someone else's guts.
Speaker 3: How much money is to be made out of handing
Speaker 3: over your fecal matter for in the name of science, to.
Speaker 2: Help people blood donor plasma dont right?
Speaker 3: Are there centers where you go like you would donate
Speaker 3: sperm or blood, you can also donate fecal matter? Is
Speaker 3: that a thing?
Speaker 2: And it's healthy? Like somebody with that healthy biome?
Speaker 3: Pay you for it? Now? They give you a magazine.
Speaker 3: You go in the room, you do your business, just
Speaker 3: like in the other places.
Speaker 2: I don't think it's the same, but I know what
Speaker 2: you're getting. I mean, here's number one, weird.
Speaker 1: Number one, number one. We're number one, Ben.
Speaker 3: I decided to look out for number one.
Speaker 1: Are you the number one row?
Speaker 2: Number one?
Speaker 1: Number one?
Speaker 2: Number one?
Speaker 3: You're a man?
Speaker 1: Why do you always do?
Speaker 3: Do you ever shove a USB cable up your penis?
Speaker 1: I love that they included the X ray here?
Speaker 3: Do you love it?
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 2: Young man got a cable lodged in his unit after
Speaker 2: he inserted it for what he thought, I guess was
Speaker 2: going to be some sort of pleasure. Twenty one year
Speaker 2: old student decided to go to the hospital when he
Speaker 2: realized that he couldn't pull it.
Speaker 1: Out by himself.
Speaker 2: My god, he told medics that he had previously put
Speaker 2: things in there like cotton buds.
Speaker 1: I assume that's a cute tip.
Speaker 3: Hey, I got to your question for somebody with a penis.
Speaker 3: Go on, do if you were to try to give yourself.
Speaker 2: A name for this practice, did you know that it's
Speaker 2: called sounding?
Speaker 1: Why stuff in there?
Speaker 3: Why is it called sounding?
Speaker 1: I don't know. It sounds painful.
Speaker 3: Okay, you're a man with a penis. If you wanted
Speaker 3: to cause yourself pleasure, would it occur to you to
Speaker 3: stick something in your urethra? Why are you silent in
Speaker 3: this moment?
Speaker 1: I'm at least giving it some thought. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say no. No, That's why I said no.
Speaker 3: I mean, even aside from the painfulness of it, right right, Yeah,
Speaker 3: that would be what Elmer. I'm not judging. I'm just
Speaker 3: I'm just surprised.
Speaker 2: You said it would not mad Elmer, Matt, She's not mad,
Speaker 2: she's just disappointed.
Speaker 3: I'm just curious, Like, if you thought about your urethra,
Speaker 3: don't you think that it would have hurt to put
Speaker 3: something in it? Yes?
Speaker 1: I mean good things in lit I've hurt sometimes.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, that is true. That is true.
Speaker 1: You're not back on Monday.
Speaker 3: That is true.
Speaker 1: All right, it's gonna be a long weekend. Everybody have
Speaker 1: a great time.
Speaker 3: I'm just thinking about all the things you can put
Speaker 3: in there, Okay,