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Speaker 1: I got a mammogram today, A mamma wa. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: I figured you wouldn't know what this is. But you
Speaker 1: know how guys have to go in when they hit
Speaker 1: a certain age you use to prostate checked or callon
Speaker 1: Oscarby or whatever it is. Yeah, he bend over and
Speaker 1: cough vibe.
Speaker 2: Yeah, been there, done that.
Speaker 1: I know they had to like ask you to stop
Speaker 1: coming in. It's only once a year. Yeah, but no,
Speaker 1: so once you hit a certain agent, it's getting younger
Speaker 1: and younger for women as they find you know, breast
Speaker 1: cancer and younger people. You got to go in and
Speaker 1: get a mammogram. So I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: it's time for me to do this and my entire
Speaker 1: life everyone, my mom. I'm not actually gonna blame my mom.
Speaker 1: Get ready, they just smash your boobs and you're just
Speaker 1: stuck in this clamp and your boobs just smashed?
Speaker 2: What does that mean?
Speaker 1: And she's like, even my tiny boobs painful? And I
Speaker 1: have larger boobs, I know, especially the right one bigger
Speaker 1: than the left. Eat heck, awkward, significantly different. What's wrong
Speaker 1: with me?
Speaker 2: Sue?
Speaker 1: I was, well, let's do it. You gotta get your
Speaker 1: check to go in. This process is so quick. Let
Speaker 1: this be a p essay. If you've never had a mammogram,
Speaker 1: you're putting it off. Stop doing it. I went in.
Speaker 2: Process.
Speaker 1: Absolutely, close your eyes and envision, envision this.
Speaker 2: Okay, you go on a room.
Speaker 1: She's like, you can keep your jewelry everything on, just
Speaker 1: put this. You can keep your pants on too.
Speaker 2: Yesterday's okay.
Speaker 1: But yesterday I went to the guy. No, had to
Speaker 1: take my pants and uddies off.
Speaker 3: Right, But if you're getting a mammogram, if I walk in,
Speaker 3: if I'm doing the mammogram, your pants.
Speaker 1: No, Sometimes when you go in for these things you
Speaker 1: put a gown on, they're like get undressed basically.
Speaker 2: All So definitely wait for direction on that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so pop the top and the bra left, and
Speaker 1: I put the robe on.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: You go in a room and there's this machine and
Speaker 1: this woman's like, I'm coming in. I'm going to get
Speaker 1: up in your business and you're like, yeah, I expected it.
Speaker 1: My boobs are here.
Speaker 2: What is the machine?
Speaker 1: It basically it sounds worse than it is, but it's
Speaker 1: basically like a machine that takes a three D photo
Speaker 1: of your boob so it can look at all the
Speaker 1: boob stuff. Okay, So she kind of lifts your boob
Speaker 1: up and sits it on a tray. Now granted that's
Speaker 1: going to depend on your size, but you're lifting it
Speaker 1: a little bit, and then she slowly does this little clamp.
Speaker 1: She slowly does this little clamp that kind of like press,
Speaker 1: and it sounds like it would hurt, and it could
Speaker 1: be different for every person because it depends on your
Speaker 1: tissue and all the things. But it's just a clamp.
Speaker 1: And then she's like, all right, take it, take a
Speaker 1: little breath, hold your breath. Picture done. Release it releases
Speaker 1: your boob immediately. Now it's the other's turn. Then the
Speaker 1: machine turns sideways, does a side clamp. It's four quick
Speaker 1: photos and it really did not hurt. It was done
Speaker 1: in five minutes. So was it.
Speaker 3: You can see it's like a transparent photo, like you
Speaker 3: see like every all the insides of your stuff.
Speaker 1: Yeah, someone like me would not be able to see
Speaker 1: what I'm seeing understand it. But and they say, your
Speaker 1: first mammogram is kind of like the baseline. They don't
Speaker 1: know your breast tissue and stuff, so you it's likely
Speaker 1: I would get called back. That does not mean there's
Speaker 1: something irregular. It just means that in the few sure,
Speaker 1: they'll compare all future photos to this current one to
Speaker 1: see if there are changes.
Speaker 2: So is she making jokes during this?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: Okay, I once I came in made jokes to you
Speaker 1: because you were like, were her hands cold? And I said, no,
Speaker 1: it's crazy. She did this thing where she rubbed together
Speaker 1: with like blowing on them, and then when she as
Speaker 1: she held my breast.
Speaker 2: She went, I mean that's just common courtesy.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So she's like hot blowing on my and you're like, uh.
Speaker 2: Oh, it was just nice for her to look out
Speaker 2: for you, basically.
Speaker 1: And that is the kind of doctor you would go
Speaker 1: do after finding a group on Buy one Boom, get
Speaker 1: the second one.
Speaker 3: Well, the last time I got a physical and the
Speaker 3: guy was in there, he's like checking out my stuff.
Speaker 2: He was like, oh yeah, you're on the radio. It
Speaker 2: was like, I don't like any of this. Don't bring
Speaker 2: up me or my stuff or who I am.
Speaker 1: First of all, that tells me you aren't confident, because
Speaker 1: if you were, you'd be like, yeah, cut out.
Speaker 2: Time he listens to one on one point three ka,
Speaker 2: he's like he's like.
Speaker 1: One to one point small peep. Nope, too far, went too.
Speaker 3: Far, too far, And actually I'm gonna take action and
Speaker 3: HR will be hearing from me.
Speaker 1: They don't have a lot.
Speaker 2: When you INSI your network or your golf cart, whatever
Speaker 2: you want to give me, I.
Speaker 1: Feel like I'll give you the golf cart.
Speaker 5: Sick.
Speaker 6: I don't think you know how to negotiate at all.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna be honest, whipping in here on a golf cart. Nice,
Speaker 6: it's not road legal. You cannot ride a golf cart.
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Speaker 1: day on one oh one point three kt WB. In
Speaker 1: our culture, farting in public is considered disrespectful. It's considered gross.
Speaker 2: It's just straight up route. It's like, what are you
Speaker 2: doing in these people here?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not it. That was not the case for
Speaker 1: this guy. Imagine cold. This is literally your dream. You're trying.
Speaker 1: You're trying to get a house so bad right now,
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, imagine farting so good that a king just
Speaker 1: gives you a thirty acre estate.
Speaker 2: Wait to king, this is me.
Speaker 1: A thirty acre estate because your farts were just like sctisfaction.
Speaker 2: Make it happen.
Speaker 1: This is a true story. This is a true story
Speaker 1: in history. Rowland the fart A name like that, I
Speaker 1: mean I do put a no known in contemporary records
Speaker 1: as Rowland leis fairtere le Comma, Rowland's les Ferterre, Rowlands
Speaker 1: les poutous, or Rowland les petour thank you was a
Speaker 1: medieval flout floutulist flatulist who lived in twelfth century England.
Speaker 1: He was given Hemmingstone Manor in Suffolk.
Speaker 2: Suffolk, Suffolk Suffolx New York.
Speaker 1: Nope, Suffolk, it's dolled s U f f O LK,
Speaker 1: but I think it's Suffolk. Yeah, you're good, and thirty
Speaker 1: acres of land in return for his services as jester
Speaker 1: for King Harry the Second.
Speaker 2: Each year, Harry the Second was a perv well.
Speaker 1: Each year he was obliged to perform sultum siphlatum petum,
Speaker 1: a jump, a whistle and a fart that we're all
Speaker 1: done at once. He had there no, that's why he
Speaker 1: was so gifted. On command, he would come out to
Speaker 1: the King's court at Christmas like are you trying right?
Speaker 1: Now and he would do a jump, a whistle and
Speaker 1: a fart at the same time. Oh do you think
Speaker 1: he was just loading up. That's a lot of pressure
Speaker 1: in your body to be able to fart on command, Like.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're eating carbs, you're going hard on the carbs
Speaker 3: and a protein.
Speaker 1: People could obviously burp on command, but to fart on command,
Speaker 1: that's special.
Speaker 2: That deserves thirty acres. I'm not even mad about that.
Speaker 1: So roland let Fertre. He earned this. So, like I said,
Speaker 1: maybe if.
Speaker 3: They freak out there once once, if there's a real
Speaker 3: thro out there, somebody's on the house.
Speaker 2: You want me to pull up in your yard one
Speaker 2: time a year on Christmas.
Speaker 1: Trade to leave your family on Christmas on Christmas show
Speaker 1: up in this person's yard.
Speaker 2: Well you have to do it for the family.
Speaker 1: I mean you jump out, You're like here I am,
Speaker 1: and they're like all right, all right, and their families
Speaker 1: all gather because this is entertainment for their whole family,
Speaker 1: and they're like and go jump the way. The third
Speaker 1: one is my favorite. You never knew it.
Speaker 2: It's a little what was his name? One more time?
Speaker 1: Well you want all of them. Rolande's lei Fertre, Rowland
Speaker 1: lei fartre, Rolande's le petas and Rowland les Petre or
Speaker 1: just rolling the fart as we would call him here
Speaker 1: in America.
Speaker 2: May he rest in peace.
Speaker 1: It's one on one point three Katie w B. It's
Speaker 1: the pop Culture Minute with Sellent and cult on one
Speaker 1: on one point three k d w B. So this
Speaker 1: is crazy, but Benedict cumber Badge said that he was
Speaker 1: actually kidnapped and robbed. It was a very very crazy,
Speaker 1: serious thing. But he basically said he was filming this
Speaker 1: movie and six men in South Africa. They roll up
Speaker 1: to where he's at. So his car, he's like with
Speaker 1: some friends on an Their car gets a blown out tire,
Speaker 1: so they're on the side of the road. Six dudes
Speaker 1: roll up and they get robbed by these dandas then
Speaker 1: forced into a vehicle driven around for several hours. He
Speaker 1: said he was tied up and forced to sit execution
Speaker 1: style all like while this gave the robbers time to flee.
Speaker 1: Now this was two thousand and four, but he said
Speaker 1: surprisingly that experience changed him in a weird way. He
Speaker 1: said it made him an adrenaline junkie. He added the
Speaker 1: near death stuff kind of turbo fueled that it made go,
Speaker 1: oh right, Yeah, I could die at any moment, so
Speaker 1: why not just like live it up. He said that
Speaker 1: he did change his outlook once he got married and
Speaker 1: they had three kids together. He said that obviously creates
Speaker 1: a huge shift in priorities and makes you value your
Speaker 1: life in a very different way.
Speaker 3: And it is pretty weird when you go through something
Speaker 3: like that and then a other things just seem kind
Speaker 3: of like mundane, right, and you try to like chase
Speaker 3: that feeling.
Speaker 2: They get your heart beating again.
Speaker 1: I don't really have that, and I never have. I
Speaker 1: think I'm too scared to get in trouble dude for
Speaker 1: something I don't know.
Speaker 3: My heart pounds the most when our boss calls us
Speaker 3: out of nowhere. I'm like, ah, that's why I would
Speaker 3: move my whole family to Palito or something. Oh man,
Speaker 3: it'll be nice.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Trey Cyrus says he's deeply concerned about Billy Ray. Cyrus. Uh,
Speaker 1: he had that, remember, and I did not see this,
Speaker 1: but apparently had a very disastrous inauguration performance and he
Speaker 1: kind of blazed. Billy Ray did Wait, Yeah, you can
Speaker 1: go look it up. It's it's apparently really bad. He
Speaker 1: kind of blamed it on like technical issues, things weren't
Speaker 1: working out well. But I guess if you watch it,
Speaker 1: it's it's not great. He has a horse throat. It's
Speaker 1: I don't know. So his son wrote this open letter
Speaker 1: to him with a photo of them when he was
Speaker 1: a lot younger. He said, you're not healthy, dad, and
Speaker 1: everyone is noticing. He fears that the world may lose
Speaker 1: him quote unquote far too soon. He said, he's not
Speaker 1: really sure what Billy's going through, but he has a
Speaker 1: pretty good idea and he really wants to use his
Speaker 1: own experience of being sober to help. So it was
Speaker 1: a heartfelt post. You said, you know how to reach me.
Speaker 1: Till the day comes, I will continue to pray for you.
Speaker 1: So I know that since he got with that fire
Speaker 1: Rose girl or whatever, like since basically Tish and Billie split, Yeah,
Speaker 1: Miley kind of has separated.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, he was wild now on like a recorded
Speaker 3: video like Sam, Yeah, just the rudest stuff to Miley, Right.
Speaker 1: So I think that it seems like all the kids
Speaker 1: seem to have a distant relationship with them and now
Speaker 1: they're getting actually pretty worried about him. It seems like,
Speaker 1: which is really really unfortunate. Uh, love is blind. The
Speaker 1: new Minneapolis season is ryan around the corner. Everyone is
Speaker 1: very excited for that. It's supposed to be kicking off
Speaker 1: on Valentine's Days, the eighth season here in Minneapolis. Vanessa
Speaker 1: and Nick are contracted to host through season ten in
Speaker 1: case you were wondering, so they're part of that. And
Speaker 1: they did announce the Oscar nominations today. They kept postponing
Speaker 1: it because of the fires, which the fires are still going. Man,
Speaker 1: it's it's that. No, they're like, well, the two main
Speaker 1: initial ones have but like then there are more now
Speaker 1: in different areas. Yeah, it's very scary still. But the
Speaker 1: Oscar nominations were announced. Ariana Grande did well get one,
Speaker 1: and it really made me like almost tear up her
Speaker 1: post showing her as like a really little kid in
Speaker 1: a Dorothy costume. I don't care how you feel about
Speaker 1: Ariana Grande. I love seeing like people's dreams come true.
Speaker 1: It does not make me jealous or mad. It makes
Speaker 1: me like so happy to see it happening.
Speaker 3: He's one of those people that you say whatever you want,
Speaker 3: but she's undeniably good.
Speaker 2: So challenged, she does.
Speaker 1: Cynthia Rivo also nominated. We could have got like ten nominations.
Speaker 1: John and Cho actually didn't get one, which is bizarre
Speaker 1: because he Yeah, Amelia Perez, that's when Netflix, it's the
Speaker 1: Selena Gomezzoe Saldonna. That one got the most nominations with thirteen,
Speaker 1: and they were they're removing the you know how they'll
Speaker 1: usually have original song performances throughout. They're removing those performances
Speaker 1: to make room for I think awareness or fundraising for
Speaker 1: the fires in La. Also, Your Boy, Your Boy, Timithatey
Speaker 1: Shallowmey did get nominated for his Bob Dylan. Well, there
Speaker 1: were some other nominations for that movie. A Complete Unknown.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that thing just really did turn into a complete unknown,
Speaker 3: kind of just kind of lost, like everybody. Someone called
Speaker 3: it bomb Dylan because it was just like a flop,
Speaker 3: you know what I'm saying rude.
Speaker 1: I know, I don't think it actually was. I just
Speaker 1: think I don't think it was actually a flop. I
Speaker 1: think a lot of people that saw it were it
Speaker 1: could have been more less about just like a love triangle.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I didn't hear people talking about it in general.
Speaker 1: Post Malone has his own Oreo coming out. I mean,
Speaker 1: why not. He's part of a bud like Crocs of Durritos.
Speaker 1: Why not this? So it's gonna be a swirled cream,
Speaker 1: salted caramel and short red flavored cream. And it's gonna
Speaker 1: be sandwich between Oreo chocolate cookie and a golden cookie,
Speaker 1: which is pretty epic. I mean I would try it
Speaker 1: for sure. So kim a little taste of that. That
Speaker 1: is your pop culture min It brought to you by Ovo,
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Speaker 2: With your ultimate ticket coming up right after this.
Speaker 1: We're just talking about post Malone and his little Oreo
Speaker 1: cookie and he's gonna bring his little cute butt here
Speaker 1: to the Twin Cities with Jelly Roll. Why not get
Speaker 1: your tickets to it?
Speaker 2: What is the Orio cookie?
Speaker 3: Because it sounds what you're saying the way you say
Speaker 3: it when you say Postmine's little Oreo cookie, you.
Speaker 1: Just said it in a way I just described the
Speaker 1: cookie a second ago. If you missed it, check it
Speaker 1: out on the podcast. All right, sorry, little tease for
Speaker 1: the podcast. If you want to go check it out
Speaker 1: Fallon and Cult anywhere you listen to them. Love you, okay,
Speaker 1: don't look at me like that. We have tickets for
Speaker 1: all the big shows in the Twin Cities. It's crazy.
Speaker 1: I don't know how we got them again. My boss
Speaker 1: doing sketchy things. Guaranteed, don't tell them I told you that.
Speaker 1: Kinder Colmark, are you good? You just adjusted your coat
Speaker 1: in the microphone we started. Now you're throwing like staflers
Speaker 1: around Charlie XCX, Tate mccraig, Kinder Kumar says A at
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Speaker 1: Katie w B with Sallon and Cold Cole, How are
Speaker 1: you today? I haven't even asked? How are you doing
Speaker 1: anything new in your life?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 7: No not?
Speaker 2: Why what are you doing? This feels weird? You sign
Speaker 2: me up for something?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: One just felt nice? What's what's happening?
Speaker 1: That's I try to want that image. I am nice
Speaker 1: on occasion, I say it, SAYM nice on occasion.
Speaker 2: You're nice on occasion.
Speaker 1: You know this is this is only extending the idea
Speaker 1: in everyone's mind that I might not be super nice
Speaker 1: I think you're awesome. Same anyone about me? I meant,
Speaker 1: like Dido, like back at job, I got you. Anyone
Speaker 1: listening who has an interesting collection. One time we did this,
Speaker 1: and I'm pretty positive a woman called in and had
Speaker 1: a collection of skulls. I think I remember that and
Speaker 1: it was interesting for sure.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it could be buttons quarters.
Speaker 1: What if buttons come to mind?
Speaker 2: I don't know. Maybe you got a cool button collection. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we'll be supportive about it.
Speaker 1: I mean I did say an interesting collection. If it's
Speaker 1: a button collection from like presidential coats, that would be
Speaker 1: one thing. But just buttons, I don't know how interesting
Speaker 1: it is.
Speaker 3: I want to know the biggest button you got where
Speaker 3: you found it? Are you taking buttons off people?
Speaker 1: No has a dog that barks NonStop rough Now you
Speaker 1: may not have one, but your neighbor propably does. If not,
Speaker 1: this is not how it always goes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you move in.
Speaker 1: The dog for some reason was silent that day did
Speaker 1: the tour. You move in, and then it's like non
Speaker 1: stop you and you're like, what the hell?
Speaker 3: I had an agent tell me one time this does
Speaker 3: as soon as we walked outside, and he was like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 3: he doesn't do that all the time. I'm like, how
Speaker 3: would you know you show me the house? I was like,
Speaker 3: this straight up lied. He was like, yeah, you're right,
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Or anyone listening who just moved to Minnesota. That means
Speaker 1: you're like, now to listening to us. We're basically auditioning
Speaker 1: for you to love us.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what's it?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 2: What's the transition? Like you making friends? You need friends?
Speaker 2: You want to hang out? All right?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: Cult getting sold as for friends. You can call if
Speaker 1: you fit any of these categories six five to one,
Speaker 1: nine eight nine KDWB anyone listening who has an interesting collection,
Speaker 1: has a dog that marks non stop, or just moved
Speaker 1: to Minnesota one O one point three KATIEWB with Fallon
Speaker 1: and Cult. I love anyone listening who First of all,
Speaker 1: no one called in for the category no one's on
Speaker 1: hold of least and they could still for just moved
Speaker 1: to Minnesota. We got to do something. We got to
Speaker 1: get with the travel and Tourism department CULT and we
Speaker 1: got to start working on getting our name out there
Speaker 1: for when people move to the Twin Cities, they can say, oh,
Speaker 1: you gotta listen to Fallon and Cult in the afternoon.
Speaker 2: That is true. Let's get billboards in other states, so
Speaker 2: when you maybe move into Minnesota, whatever.
Speaker 1: Anyone who has an interesting collection or has a dog
Speaker 1: that barks non stop? Which which the categories are you
Speaker 1: falling into?
Speaker 8: Hi, I have a weird collection.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you were like, this is my moment? Okay, what
Speaker 1: is it?
Speaker 8: Oh my gosh, I didn't even listen to the other categories.
Speaker 8: I call, I heard the collection I feel I have.
Speaker 8: I have an eraser collection, and I know that sounds weird,
Speaker 8: but like, you know, the little like you can get
Speaker 8: like Hamburger erasers or French fry erasers. Yeah, like I
Speaker 8: have about five hundred of them.
Speaker 3: What's your what's your top tier? Like when you want
Speaker 3: to flex your erasers, what's the one you whip you
Speaker 3: whip out?
Speaker 7: What is that?
Speaker 8: It's like a bento box eraser?
Speaker 1: That does sound pretty cool?
Speaker 5: My favorite?
Speaker 2: How big is it?
Speaker 5: The size of your palm?
Speaker 1: The size of an eraser? Call congratulations on that beautiful collection.
Speaker 1: You're welcome, Thank.
Speaker 2: You so much.
Speaker 1: Have a good one. Hi, KDW B. Which category do
Speaker 1: you fall into?
Speaker 5: I have a dog that barks NonStop and I also
Speaker 5: have a weird collection.
Speaker 1: Let's start with your weird election. What do you collect?
Speaker 5: Well, there was this a doll brand growing up. It
Speaker 5: was like Barneys. They were a little bigger. They're called
Speaker 5: live dolls, Live dolls. I collect a whole bunch of those.
Speaker 1: Are they worth money, dick?
Speaker 8: I don't know.
Speaker 5: They were kind of expensive when I was younger, and
Speaker 5: now that I'm an adult with my own money, I
Speaker 5: can buy them.
Speaker 1: I can do what I won't have my own money,
Speaker 1: that's true. I have one more question to live dolls.
Speaker 1: Are they set up throughout your room watching you?
Speaker 5: Yes? Oh, they're like all on one shelf.
Speaker 1: Oh no, wait a minute, do you have a partner
Speaker 1: that is in your bedroom? And how do they feel
Speaker 1: about that?
Speaker 5: If so, No, I don't have a partner with me.
Speaker 2: That makes sense.
Speaker 3: I mean that's not I didn't mean like that. I
Speaker 3: just meant like, if you did have a partner, I
Speaker 3: don't know if they'd want it laid out.
Speaker 1: I do fear that you do bring home someone home
Speaker 1: one day and they go back to their friends and
Speaker 1: like everything was great until we got to our room
Speaker 1: and there were one hundred lived dolls staring at me.
Speaker 3: Dude, if they can't have you for who you are, though,
Speaker 3: they don't deserve you, right, that's true, and that dog
Speaker 3: might scare them off to Oh no, wait, you have
Speaker 3: the dolls and a dog yap in the whole time.
Speaker 2: Okay, wait what kind of dog.
Speaker 5: He's an Australian cattle dog.
Speaker 2: Do you think he's like barking at the dolls?
Speaker 5: Okay, So here's the thing, is he will only bark
Speaker 5: at my neighbor that lives directly.
Speaker 6: Across from you.
Speaker 2: Oh, your neighbor's got a problem.
Speaker 9: I know.
Speaker 5: He doesn't bark anything. He just really hates my neighbors.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I have an Australian shepherd. Same thing. Hates the
Speaker 2: male person.
Speaker 1: That's stereotype.
Speaker 2: Okay, I don't know.
Speaker 3: What I know is this is one specific person when
Speaker 3: he switches it up and there's other male men or
Speaker 3: or I think we have a male woman too that
Speaker 3: he doesn't care? Is this one dude? Every time I
Speaker 3: jermax my hands after I grabbed the mail from him,
Speaker 3: I was.
Speaker 1: Specific talent and cult on one oh one point three KDWB.
Speaker 2: Let me just paint the picture. K.
Speaker 3: There's an apocalypse, yes, and you and I have for
Speaker 3: some reason, you and I are the only ones who
Speaker 3: are eligible to be leaders.
Speaker 1: That was their biggest spects they've ever made, and.
Speaker 3: That those people they talk about surviving all the time
Speaker 3: on their show What Wasn't It Fallon? And Yeah, so
Speaker 3: you have the option. You're gonna be able to draft
Speaker 3: three celebrities. Okay, and these are the people who you're
Speaker 3: gonna bring through the apocalypse. This is like your dream team,
Speaker 3: your draft dream Team Celebrity Apocalypse edition. You get three
Speaker 3: celebrities to choose from. I get three celebrities and let
Speaker 3: me decide whose team is better. You go first, okay,
Speaker 3: right off the rib Stephen Hawking.
Speaker 1: Oh, because he's so smart.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, he's got the brains.
Speaker 1: Okay, I was going physical first. I was thinking of
Speaker 1: Usain Bolt first.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, so fast.
Speaker 1: He's so fast. He's so fast that even if he
Speaker 1: was carrying me, because I would need help, guaranteed, he
Speaker 1: would still be so fast, even weighted down with me. Well, no,
Speaker 1: you don't get to go back.
Speaker 3: Well no, this is the like twofold for Stephen howkan
Speaker 3: because he does have the like the chair ability.
Speaker 1: That's so slow.
Speaker 2: Probably, yeah, but you do if you needed it or
Speaker 2: you were hall.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be honest, I'm gonna be honest. Okay, there
Speaker 1: are gonna be like situations that it's not gonna work on.
Speaker 1: You need someone strong to help you get him through.
Speaker 2: Oh well, you're just saying, do you just have so
Speaker 2: much brain power you just mad can't handle it?
Speaker 1: I am mad, and that's fine.
Speaker 2: Okay, So you got.
Speaker 3: Usain Bolt Now with with the chair situation though, because
Speaker 3: I feel you are gonna need a lot of energy
Speaker 3: or it's just pointless to have him there.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: Without you can't do anything without. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying, go on, you need someone
Speaker 3: who's kind of like, you need someone who's kind of like,
Speaker 3: we'll get out there and like find some like solar
Speaker 3: panels that they could steal. So you need somebody who's
Speaker 3: like a little in shape but kind of like sketchy
Speaker 3: in a way. So I'm going with Jake Jillenhall. He's
Speaker 3: gonna be my guy, send out like boom, you got.
Speaker 3: You've done enough war movies, you've been around.
Speaker 1: That's the dumbest choice ever. He's actively known for having
Speaker 1: like the worst eyesight in Hollywood. He's has horrible Yes,
Speaker 1: it's people are always like why is he staring at
Speaker 1: people like that? He admitted once it's because his eyesight's horrible.
Speaker 1: He can't see anything a.
Speaker 2: Flat screen, solar panels.
Speaker 7: Point, you chose him, he's yours. Dang it, make mistake
Speaker 7: Stephen Ogging and Jake Jillen. That's okay, you got using Bolt.
Speaker 7: Who else you choose in to choose draft team upon Cruise.
Speaker 1: I've said it once, I'll say it a hundred times.
Speaker 1: The guy maybe, I don't know what he is, fifty
Speaker 1: sixty at this point. He does all of his own
Speaker 1: stunts still, and he's practiced every type of stunt under
Speaker 1: hanging from helicopters, climbing mountains. He can literally do it all.
Speaker 1: And he's pretty smart too, So I feel good about
Speaker 1: this decision.
Speaker 2: You just want to hook up with Tom Cruise. I
Speaker 2: think that's what it is.
Speaker 1: No, the scene in Top Gun, the newer one where
Speaker 1: he was on the beach, his boobs were a little
Speaker 1: saggy for me, and didn't I wasn't as into it.
Speaker 2: Wait, what are you talking about?
Speaker 1: There could only be room for one saggy set, and
Speaker 1: that's mine.
Speaker 2: True. I heard that.
Speaker 1: That's that is a fact a constitution.
Speaker 3: No, that was the Bible John three to sixteen or whatever. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that makes sense. Okay, in the last one. So for
Speaker 3: the Dream Draft Team Celebrity apocalypt Edition, I'm gonna have
Speaker 3: to go so far. My team consists of Stephen Hawking,
Speaker 3: Jake Chillen Hall. Yeah, next one, you had it, Justin Bieber.
Speaker 1: You're such a pee. You chose the worst team ever.
Speaker 2: He's so God given talent.
Speaker 1: Talent if it's not going to help you.
Speaker 3: If you come across any group and he just starts
Speaker 3: saying everything, no one people will conjure around him. They'll
Speaker 3: group in to listen to Justin Bieber, and then while
Speaker 3: they're doing that, you could just steal all their stuff.
Speaker 1: Yeah cool, Jessine, We're gonna put it on a concert
Speaker 1: that's loud and lures all the zombies in six.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. He's a distraction.
Speaker 3: You got everybody around him, and then I got Stephen
Speaker 3: Hawking rolling over to get stuff. I got Jake jilln
Speaker 3: Hall collecting all the good.
Speaker 1: I've never not wanted a draft more in my life.
Speaker 1: My final selection is Sidney Sweeney. Oh straight for distraction,
Speaker 1: straight distraction. I'm like Sydney, They're coming for us. You
Speaker 1: got to distract him, shoul give him a couple of
Speaker 1: shimmy shakes and we're out of there, and she's still fast.
Speaker 1: Justin Bieber, he's so whiny. I just you chose the
Speaker 1: weakest team ever.
Speaker 2: Like, dude, Wait, we don't get cremble a right now?
Speaker 2: What's happening?
Speaker 1: He's called cremba. Oh, don't tell me it's not that.
Speaker 1: What did pronounce it?
Speaker 2: Cremboulay?
Speaker 1: Have you ever pronounced a single thing right in your life?
Speaker 2: Tea massa?
Speaker 1: Okay, now I know you're being crazy. Say the first
Speaker 1: one for real?
Speaker 5: Do you know what?
Speaker 1: For real?
Speaker 2: Crumb there? You said it right, crumble a?
Speaker 1: No, so you were just trying to trigger me. You
Speaker 1: know it's crumberle want crumble cookie. The things I would
Speaker 1: physically due to a crumble cookie right now, dude saying
Speaker 1: rip it to shred, Oh my god, so much chemistry.
Speaker 1: I would eat it without hands, nice to try to
Speaker 1: slow myself down a little bit.
Speaker 2: It wouldn't work, It wouldn't.
Speaker 1: It wouldn't. All right. You can vote at five three
Speaker 1: nine two one katiewb one which of us did a
Speaker 1: better job with our draft for the zombie Apocalypse here's
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Speaker 1: All right, listen. I like velvet to cheese. Uh it
Speaker 1: makes a mean caso dip in the crockpot. But some
Speaker 1: things I just I just don't think it's necessary. You know,
Speaker 1: you have that drawer where you like will throw your
Speaker 1: ketchup packets and different packets and stuff from fast food places,
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Speaker 1: of velvet to cheese sauce. The company says vell to
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Speaker 1: mine because data shows they like to carry along their
Speaker 1: favorite condiments. And it's a limited edition item that can
Speaker 1: now be purchased at Walmart dot com.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be real with you.
Speaker 3: I don't know if I've ever run into somebody that
Speaker 3: just had a condiment in the pocket.
Speaker 1: The craziest thing about it, well, remember Beyonce said I
Speaker 1: got hot sauce in my swag back.
Speaker 2: Okay, fact, but remember.
Speaker 1: That when you get velveta, it's not in the cold
Speaker 1: cheese area. It's just on a random end cap usually
Speaker 1: because it doesn't need to be refrigerated. It's not cheese.
Speaker 1: I don't know what it is. I don't want to know. Again,
Speaker 1: it makes a mean case. So but it's disturbing a
Speaker 1: little bit.
Speaker 3: But dude, if you're walking around with condiments in your pocket,
Speaker 3: you're not too worried about if it's real or not.
Speaker 10: I feel like, I don't know, baby, why you gotta
Speaker 10: be so judgmental. I'm just saying like those it's just
Speaker 10: like all right whatever.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 3: It's like telling me like, if you don't do it
Speaker 3: the cold plung you're gonna die. I'm like, okay, I
Speaker 3: guess I'm gonna dieing because that's just I don't do
Speaker 3: cold pod.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: My husband, you know, he loves the cold shower. He
Speaker 1: times it. It's so disturbing. If you this happened to
Speaker 1: cold and it was so funny. It was like in
Speaker 1: real time him realizing, I don't know why you thought
Speaker 1: you should delete the TikTok app in the twelve hours
Speaker 1: it was banned, but either it was the other day.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, if you deleted it, you canna.
Speaker 1: You know you can't download it, and I just saw
Speaker 1: a cold what Yeah, I have.
Speaker 2: No space on my phone. So I was like, all right, whatever,
Speaker 2: this is not a thing anymore. Let me just delete
Speaker 2: it and then boom.
Speaker 1: Which is only moderately part of your job to have TikTok. Well,
Speaker 1: there are phones you can buy. Cult people are selling
Speaker 1: their phones online that have TikTok still installed on eBay.
Speaker 1: They're going for a small like twenty five grand right now, okay,
Speaker 1: twenty five grand? Yeah, baby, that adds up. Actually, my
Speaker 1: I could still My wife still has this, so I
Speaker 1: could just log on, log.
Speaker 2: In on hers, and that's cool. I could. I'd take
Speaker 2: your phone.
Speaker 1: No one, yeah, right, good luck with it. No one's
Speaker 1: buying them, no surprise. A bunch are listed for more
Speaker 1: like two thousand, and people aren't even willing to pay that.
Speaker 1: If you're addicted to TikTok, you'll probably just kept it
Speaker 1: on your phone like a normal person. I thought it
Speaker 1: was so weird people deleted it. It was so obvious
Speaker 1: that something was going to happen to me. Any one
Speaker 1: of the influencers were on there crying, and so I'm like,
Speaker 1: it's very clear there's no way this is going to
Speaker 1: be gone forever.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 1: I know right now we're looking a ninety day extension,
Speaker 1: so something could happen. But I think all that's going
Speaker 1: to happen is I don't know, we've seen no find
Speaker 1: a solution.
Speaker 3: Like I I was around when Vine just like shut down.
Speaker 3: So I was like, oh, yeah, whatever, it's just done
Speaker 3: TikTok by.
Speaker 1: I guess because I never ever even downloaded Vine. I
Speaker 1: didn't get into it. That one didn't hit me hard,
Speaker 1: but I know it affected a lot of people. I
Speaker 1: just was like, there's too much money in it, too
Speaker 1: much money to not have that. But yeah, So also,
Speaker 1: let's dive into some other trending stories. Remember last week
Speaker 1: we all laughed because Progresso introduced soup drops. It was
Speaker 1: like they took the taste of their can soup and
Speaker 1: they made them like little drops you gult, like a
Speaker 1: like a cough drop you could eat. Oh yeah, it's
Speaker 1: a candy it's marketed as soup you can suck on.
Speaker 1: We got to get hold on, hold on, work this
Speaker 1: out with me. State Fair t shirt. I know who's
Speaker 1: talking about state Fair right now, you but we always
Speaker 1: have to think about what our shirts will be. Last
Speaker 1: year it was like a diet Coke rip off. Allegedly,
Speaker 1: that's what they say. I like this, I like this
Speaker 1: soup you can suck on. Show well, I like the idea.
Speaker 1: What about a show you can suck on or something?
Speaker 5: Nope?
Speaker 1: Okay, so workshopping it still workshopping it by that. Well,
Speaker 1: just you know, people bought this, but people bought these drops.
Speaker 1: They sold out completely and under an hour.
Speaker 3: All right, that's gotta be grandparents, right, it's like the
Speaker 3: new workers. Yeah, it's like the new word. My Grandma's
Speaker 3: gotten like a cheddar, just like a broccoli cheddar.
Speaker 2: They do.
Speaker 1: They do love a hard candy, they do. All right,
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Speaker 2: There?
Speaker 5: You go?
Speaker 1: Uh, you said to answer some trivia questions. You get
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Speaker 1: I don't know if I know these things. Probably you
Speaker 1: probably do.
Speaker 3: Also, we've had a lot of answers where it's like,
Speaker 3: all right, you can't top that bad answer.
Speaker 1: No, but it's okay. There's a lot of pressure when
Speaker 1: you're alive. Hi, Katie w B. What's your name?
Speaker 5: Brandon?
Speaker 1: All right, Brandon, are you ready for some trivia? All right,
Speaker 1: let's get your competitor on the phone. Hi kat w B.
Speaker 1: What's your name?
Speaker 5: Hi Jeff, Jess?
Speaker 1: Are you have Jess and Brandon playing today? I'm going
Speaker 1: to ask you some trivia. If you know the answer,
Speaker 1: chime in with your name and whoever gets the most
Speaker 1: correct wins. Are you ready?
Speaker 5: I'm ready?
Speaker 1: Question number one? What kind of dog is Scooby Doo? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: yess German? Not a German shepherd? Brandon? Uh no, great Dane.
Speaker 1: He is a great Dane, all right. Question number two,
Speaker 1: where does the muffin man live? According to the nursery rhyme?
Speaker 8: Brandon?
Speaker 1: Yes, Brandon, he lives Lane. That's right, right, okay. Question
Speaker 1: number three, where is the mona Lisa located? Yes, Brandon,
Speaker 1: that's right. Dang, Brandon. I tried to take a Slyde
Speaker 1: picture in the louver of that without waiting in line.
Speaker 1: I yelled at by a security guard. Just just a
Speaker 1: hot tip. You gotta wait in the line to get
Speaker 1: a picture much smaller in person. Also, Brandon, you won
Speaker 1: the Crayola Experience passes. Congratulations, Lisa. I'm just saying it's
Speaker 1: a little over most of the big art things that
Speaker 1: you're like you heard about your whole life. When you
Speaker 1: see him in person, they're with a lot smaller. So
Speaker 1: you're telling me that like Starry Night Saw in New York. Tiny, tiny,
Speaker 1: You're just saying that all these paintings are mid No,
Speaker 1: I'm not saying they're mid I'm saying they're tiny. You
Speaker 1: just imagine they're going to be massive, large, And I'm like,
Speaker 1: and they look like they were done on a piece
Speaker 1: of regular printer paper and like, oh it's weird.
Speaker 7: I give it.
Speaker 3: It's because you're an artist. It because you're like a
Speaker 3: little jealous of like.
Speaker 1: Never I could never enough about us, Brandon, congratulations. Well,
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Speaker 1: You got to record yourself saying banned, banned, and you
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Speaker 2: That's it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're gonna come back. If you aren't doing these things,
Speaker 1: you're going to die.
Speaker 2: But what it's one one point three Katie ww with
Speaker 2: found and colts. If you don't do these things, you
Speaker 2: will die.
Speaker 1: Plumb me guess, drink water, no exercise, get good sleep.
Speaker 2: Those are all.
Speaker 3: Important things, like don't smoke whatever, stop eating expired food.
Speaker 3: That's crazy. Nah, So this is what they're saying. When's
Speaker 3: the last time you carried around bear spray.
Speaker 1: Uh like three years ago Glacier National Park.
Speaker 3: Okay, it's actually pretty pro pro they're saying seven thousand
Speaker 3: deaths are avoided because people carry bears.
Speaker 8: Ray.
Speaker 7: I don't.
Speaker 1: I feel like, is this like one hundred and fifty
Speaker 1: thousand people die each day something? So I don't feel
Speaker 1: that that's like a huge number. I'm not gonna start
Speaker 1: carrying bears.
Speaker 4: Ray.
Speaker 1: I feel like more people would accidentally shoot it on
Speaker 1: themselves and have to go to the emergency room.
Speaker 3: It would be kind of nice if you had to
Speaker 3: use it in a situation where it wasn't a bear,
Speaker 3: where you could just warn off like ward off like no.
Speaker 1: Wait, people are too trigger happy. No chance. I don't
Speaker 1: want to be around people that are just carrying barrass ray.
Speaker 2: Here and there, my brother comes to my house to
Speaker 2: borrow money.
Speaker 1: Just do a book that I don't blame. You got
Speaker 1: a lot of family members you could use that on.
Speaker 1: That's right.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 3: This is another one. Stretching. They say if you don't stretch,
Speaker 3: you will die.
Speaker 1: That's not true.
Speaker 2: Well I google it and I was like, this is legit, right,
Speaker 2: And so you discovered and it said.
Speaker 3: One of the reasons is because your muscles tighten up
Speaker 3: and then just on random things you're supposed to be
Speaker 3: able to do, you follow, your body gives out on you,
Speaker 3: and you put yourself in a vulnerable, vulnerable position.
Speaker 1: I don't know why I even let you do this segment.
Speaker 1: When you were like, if you aren't doing these things,
Speaker 1: you're going to die. I thought it would enlighten us.
Speaker 1: But now you're coming up with the dumbest. The first
Speaker 1: two have been the dumbest, straight out the gate. Fix it,
Speaker 1: fix it, do better.
Speaker 2: Okay, if you're not doing these things, you will die. Okay,
Speaker 2: Bear spray, No, you gotta I said, move fast it
Speaker 2: you need the stretching.
Speaker 1: Get fast.
Speaker 2: Next thing, you have to double up on your socks.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, the segment's over. This segment's over. Let me explain.
Speaker 1: Did you come up with these yourself? Or did you
Speaker 1: find this list? So you came up with it yourself? No?
Speaker 2: Source it, Bear grills, No, you double sock it up.
Speaker 2: Ask me why why turniquit?
Speaker 3: If you get a major color or something, you got
Speaker 3: an expayir of socks and you're I won't catch hypothermia
Speaker 3: because they'll still be toasty.
Speaker 1: Wait a minute. Do you use a tourniquit for hypothermia?
Speaker 2: No, I'm saying that if you get a cut, but
Speaker 2: then you also have socks on.
Speaker 1: Oh double What happens if you get a cut and
Speaker 1: you're in the snow. Also, you didn't answer my question.
Speaker 1: You have to make a choice frostbite on your toes
Speaker 1: or tourniquet. Well, that's why you have the double socks,
Speaker 1: because you have your say you're saying the double stock
Speaker 1: socks kept you from frostbite. But if you take that
Speaker 1: off your foot, now you're exposed.
Speaker 3: Double sock is in case you get cut and then
Speaker 3: you have the tourniquit, but you could.
Speaker 2: Still use the side.
Speaker 1: No, I'm just right now, No you're not.
Speaker 3: Also, what they didn't take an the count. I will
Speaker 3: say this, which is kind of ridiculous. What if you
Speaker 3: have like thunder thighs or something like because.
Speaker 1: I don't know if mind you look at my legs
Speaker 1: when you said that.
Speaker 3: I don't know if my thighs could handle the sock tournique.
Speaker 3: I think it would just be like more like a
Speaker 3: like a thing like a yeah, in what world?
Speaker 1: If you've ever seen my socks, they were they would
Speaker 1: never go around my thighs. They wouldn't even go around
Speaker 1: my ankle, barely my cankle. I guess I should say
Speaker 1: bring a bed just in case. Okay, seems where it
Speaker 1: is a cape, but and then it's there in case, oh,
Speaker 1: in case.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: This is a public service announcement to anyone listening to
Speaker 1: our show. I hope you continue listening after this moment.
Speaker 1: I do apologize for this waste of space.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: I'm just trying to keep you alive, hero amongst us blessing.
Speaker 3: If you're not wearing a helmet, that's dangerous too. That's
Speaker 3: just the last one. But that's you're getting on Hinge.
Speaker 1: Stalin and Colt on one oh one point three k
Speaker 1: d w B. We have Brittany on the phone, and
Speaker 1: Brittany has kind of maybe it's a less common then
Speaker 1: you would hear a hot take, but a hot take nonetheless,
Speaker 1: what's going on, Brittany.
Speaker 9: I want to put this out there and see if
Speaker 9: anybody agrees with me about short kings. I mean, like,
Speaker 9: where are my short kings at right?
Speaker 5: So I'm like five ten and I love the guys
Speaker 5: who are shorter.
Speaker 9: I think they're superior to tolements story cold it's true
Speaker 9: though they're more in shape, they're higher up the corporate ladder,
Speaker 9: you know, like they're shortfalls no pun intended, you know,
Speaker 9: they help give them the motivation to excel in other
Speaker 9: areas of life.
Speaker 5: So like, if you're with the short King, I want
Speaker 5: to know, like does this ring true to you? Also,
Speaker 5: the biggest things come in the smallest packages. If you
Speaker 5: know what I'm saying, nine times out of ten, I
Speaker 5: bet the.
Speaker 9: Short kings come with something better than tall dudes can offer.
Speaker 5: You know what I'm saying, Like again, urry.
Speaker 2: Cool, but like, okay, it's applicable throughout.
Speaker 1: I will listen. I actually gonna rewind a second because
Speaker 1: I actually think it's really impressive that you're five to
Speaker 1: ten and you're like bragging on the short kings. A
Speaker 1: lot of women they do not want a guy shorter
Speaker 1: than them. I don't know you know what it is,
Speaker 1: but I think it's cool. I also Bretandan dot if
Speaker 1: you know this, if you've seen my husband, but he
Speaker 1: is a short king as well.
Speaker 5: Nice nice, Yeah, yeah, okay, this is not.
Speaker 1: Me saying this, but like, oh, if you're less attractive
Speaker 1: right in general, like you have to be funny. You
Speaker 1: got to have that personality because you have to like
Speaker 1: make up for it. So, like you're saying, kind of
Speaker 1: like the short guys, they're short, so they got to
Speaker 1: make up for it. So they're like they're like work
Speaker 1: it out. They're beefy and buff. I mean, Colt every
Speaker 1: day says tomorrow he's getting asked, Well, but I.
Speaker 2: Don't because I can see over the fridge. So my gosh,
Speaker 2: you automatically superior. No, no, let me let me just
Speaker 2: say this though Jay.
Speaker 1: Could climb you and take you down so quick.
Speaker 2: Don't have me with a good time. That's sandwich.
Speaker 4: So what cold?
Speaker 5: What cold is going for him is that he can
Speaker 5: lift up off the top shelf.
Speaker 2: Like that's true.
Speaker 3: If there's a damsel in distress at a home depot,
Speaker 3: what's something that it needs read?
Speaker 7: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Listen, So you're trying to say that this is it's
Speaker 3: like a blanket statement. Like all short kings, for the
Speaker 3: most part, have all these like other checks that most
Speaker 3: tall men don't.
Speaker 5: I'm saying they have to have at least one or
Speaker 5: two things that they have like made up for the
Speaker 5: shortness with like either they make a lot of money
Speaker 5: or you know, like I said they got something pasic.
Speaker 1: Okay, you know I'm going to open this up. I
Speaker 1: want to hear some defense of this, like do you
Speaker 1: agree with Brittany right now the short kings are superior?
Speaker 2: Or I also kind of want to hear like how
Speaker 2: tall are you and how much do you make?
Speaker 1: That's interesting all you get to ask that cult. I sorry, Oh,
Speaker 1: that isn't helping at all because you're tall and I.
Speaker 2: Do know how much you make.
Speaker 1: She's right, yea for one on one point three kd
Speaker 1: WB with Ballin and Colt. Okay, we had a woman
Speaker 1: call in make a declaration saying short kings are better
Speaker 1: than tall men. And she said that she loves her
Speaker 1: short king, her husband or boyfriend, I don't know which
Speaker 1: one was shorter than her. And she said because most
Speaker 1: shorter men, she finds like they try harder because they
Speaker 1: feel like they have to. Taller guys just get it easy,
Speaker 1: said the shorter ones. They're like higher up positions and offices,
Speaker 1: they make more money, they're more ripped all the things
Speaker 1: and colds.
Speaker 2: Like oh, and I will say you do.
Speaker 3: There is a little bit of this mentality like all right, whatever,
Speaker 3: but I'm i gous some tall so I don't have
Speaker 3: to do sit ups tonight, right right.
Speaker 1: Right, Well, this text says, is it only me that
Speaker 1: thinks short king is a label and it's giving an
Speaker 1: over compensating vibe. Isn't is like the King party overcompensating?
Speaker 5: Maybe?
Speaker 3: Yeah, like I'm a short Well, I don't think they're
Speaker 3: walking around saying I'm a short king.
Speaker 1: I call that called them that this Texas short kings
Speaker 1: all the way. My husband's in his forties, short ripped
Speaker 1: and packing winky face and mouching. Katie w B. What
Speaker 1: do you think?
Speaker 8: I ended up going outside my rule of only dating
Speaker 8: taller men, and they dated someone shorter and he was
Speaker 8: the most egophistical and very narcissistic.
Speaker 5: So I never went back to short men.
Speaker 1: Talk of tall dude, Okay, I've been with some tall
Speaker 1: narcissist duo. But I get it. You went out of
Speaker 1: your comfort zone. It I dabbled, I'm good.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 2: So we have a contrasting opinion.
Speaker 3: The other caller she's like, dude, short man, check all
Speaker 3: the boxes because they're short, they need to. You're saying crazy, egotistical, narcissistic.
Speaker 4: Which was just something that happened to me.
Speaker 5: But I didn't go back to short man after that.
Speaker 1: What was the height difference between you guys?
Speaker 8: Only probably about an inch?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 2: How's all are you?
Speaker 5: I am five to seven and a half.
Speaker 2: Okay okay, So he was like average, Not everybody can
Speaker 2: be six too.
Speaker 1: You are literally living for this. You should see his
Speaker 1: gross little cheeky smile, cheeks, you're all red, like he's
Speaker 1: so proud of his height.
Speaker 4: Did I have something? You work for it?
Speaker 7: We days?
Speaker 3: You know how many times I ult myself upside down
Speaker 3: stretching at night?
Speaker 1: So weird?
Speaker 2: On one on one point three kd.
Speaker 1: W B, I am disturbed? Could stomach? I've never At
Speaker 1: first his stomach was growling so loud. I was like
Speaker 1: in my head, I was like, is that his stomach?
Speaker 1: And then he had his phone in his hand. I
Speaker 1: was like, no, he's watching a video but plane taking off?
Speaker 1: And I go, are I it's a plane take off?
Speaker 1: He's like, no, it's my stomach. You have to eat bread.
Speaker 2: I had three eggs and three turkey sausages today.
Speaker 1: Four thirty. You're way too big of a boy to
Speaker 1: only have that much. And that ain't a fat comet.
Speaker 1: You're a tall boy, you bragged about it for twenty
Speaker 1: minutes earlier.
Speaker 2: I have blueberries.
Speaker 7: Okay, that's like saying I had water is basically it's
Speaker 7: like a watermelon doesn't.
Speaker 2: Do anything, do anything?
Speaker 1: Uh, Nicki Bella might be returning to the WWE. Shut up,
Speaker 1: you big fan, that's crazy. I know you love her. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: she did a Monday Night Raw appearance and they went crazy.
Speaker 1: She last appeared at the Royal Rumble in twenty twenty two,
Speaker 1: and they say conversations are underway. She's already in training
Speaker 1: in case an agreement is made. Nice and if it's her,
Speaker 1: what are the two names?
Speaker 2: Dude?
Speaker 5: Nick?
Speaker 1: Okay, Bree Nicki is on this season of The Traders.
Speaker 1: Have you ever watched that show?
Speaker 2: This s you might as well just be speaking a
Speaker 2: different language. I have the last thirty seconds.
Speaker 1: On the odds of you, oh you, we're wrestling person.
Speaker 3: Over the confusion of like who you're talking about? In
Speaker 3: my stomach rumbling, I haven't. I don't even know week Uh.
Speaker 1: Nikki and Bribella are twins. They were WWE. I don't
Speaker 1: watch w w E cult, but at least I know
Speaker 1: that I know big names like John Cena. Yeah, John,
Speaker 1: they're kind of big too, so they're not in it anymore.
Speaker 1: But the one sister's been on the show, The Traders.
Speaker 1: Now you love trashy TV. I don't know how you
Speaker 1: haven't watched this. Let me give you let me tell
Speaker 1: you what The Traders is about. Let me let me
Speaker 1: hear this and you can watch it too.
Speaker 10: I have.
Speaker 1: This is my first season I'm watching. Okay, So basically,
Speaker 1: they take a bunch of these like C to D
Speaker 1: list actors. We're talking people who were on Survivor, Big Brother,
Speaker 1: Real Housewives, Britney Spears X husband, Zach Dillon's brother or sorry, now,
Speaker 1: Zach Dillon. That's Zack Dlan works here of the radio station.
Speaker 1: Zach Fron's brother. His brother's name brother, His brother's name
Speaker 1: is Dylan. That's why I said Zach Dylon. But yeah,
Speaker 1: so he Because all these people they're in a castle
Speaker 1: that all the good people are called Faithfuls. Then there
Speaker 1: are three people called traders. But you don't know who
Speaker 1: the traders are, and the game is to try to
Speaker 1: figure out who they are. Trust me, people have explaining
Speaker 1: it to me, and I've been like, don't care, don't care,
Speaker 1: sounds lame, and everyone kept saying it was so good.
Speaker 1: So I finally started watching it. Now I'm going to
Speaker 1: catch up on previous seasons. I guess no, you watch
Speaker 1: teen Mom called? How is teen Mom?
Speaker 2: Even?
Speaker 1: On? Aren't they forty seven?
Speaker 4: Now?
Speaker 2: Me being a supportive husband with my wife, she wants
Speaker 2: to watch it whatever.
Speaker 1: That's like every husband, I want to watch this and
Speaker 1: they're like, who's that? Woe just happen? You care? You're committed,
Speaker 1: somewhat invested now, yes, see, there it is. This is
Speaker 1: a crazy story about Benedict Cumberbatch. Say that name five
Speaker 1: times fast. He was once kidnapped in robb This is
Speaker 1: actually really serious. So he was filming something in South
Speaker 1: Africa in like two thousand and four. He and his
Speaker 1: buddies go on a driving excursion and their car gets
Speaker 1: a blown out tires. They're on the side of the road.
Speaker 1: Six guys come up, rob them, throw them in a car,
Speaker 1: drive them around for several hours. He said they were
Speaker 1: tied up and forced us a execution style, which allowed
Speaker 1: the robbers to then flee. But he said the crazy
Speaker 1: thing about the experience is it actually made him a
Speaker 1: bit of an adrenaline junkie because he had the vibe
Speaker 1: of like that I could die any minute. Why not?
Speaker 1: But then he said he married his wife and they
Speaker 1: had three sons together, and that shifted his priorities.
Speaker 2: Makes sense.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's like, I gotta I care a little bit more.
Speaker 1: The Oscars announced today the nominations leading the pack Amelia Parize.
Speaker 1: That's a movie with Selena Gomez. It's on Netflix. I
Speaker 1: have not watched it, but they got thirteen nominations. Wicked
Speaker 1: got ten nominations. Both Cynthia a Rivo and Ariana Grande
Speaker 1: were nominated, which is very exciting if you're a fan
Speaker 1: of that. And Love is Blind the new season don't worry,
Speaker 1: it's right around the corner of premieres on February sixteenth.
Speaker 1: The reason this one's extra exciting the cast is here
Speaker 1: in Minnesota. We've been waiting for this one because when
Speaker 1: they were like recording it here in the Twin Cities,
Speaker 1: we were like hot on the scene getting updated. That's
Speaker 1: how they roll. So anyway, excited for that coming up
Speaker 1: February sixteenth. That's your pop culture minute, normal or nope on.
Speaker 2: One one point three KTWB.
Speaker 1: Also, if you have one, please text it in five
Speaker 1: three nine two one. You know last week, I do
Speaker 1: feel like we were a little savage on the person
Speaker 1: who's they put ice cubes in their orange juice.
Speaker 2: That was uncalled for.
Speaker 1: We apologize, No, I'm still standing by. It's not normal. Okay,
Speaker 1: Yeah for sure, it's like orange juice is already cold.
Speaker 1: I don't get it, so I don't know. Now I
Speaker 1: feel back. It's now recrapped on this person. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: know it's so bad. You can text in five three
Speaker 1: nine two one KTWB one if you want to do
Speaker 1: a little normal or nope. Here we go normal or nope.
Speaker 1: I eat my hot Cheetohs with a rubber glove or
Speaker 1: like a disposable glove, and if I do not have
Speaker 1: one of those, I will use like plastic. I do
Speaker 1: not like to get my finger stained. And I'm not
Speaker 1: trying to get hot cheeto crap in my eye or
Speaker 1: anywhere else. If you know what I'm saying, what world?
Speaker 2: So are you going with your hands? You're being way
Speaker 2: too active with your hands, That's what I think.
Speaker 1: Cult, But you are so immature me. You don't that
Speaker 1: your hands.
Speaker 7: I'm just.
Speaker 1: So pure. You don't want hot flameing hot cheeto does
Speaker 1: certain places?
Speaker 3: Could you just like wash your hands? Why would you
Speaker 3: if you if you're eating, you're treating a hot.
Speaker 1: Sitting on the couch, you're watching something, you're just eating
Speaker 1: your snacks, and all of a sudden you're drawn to
Speaker 1: do this.
Speaker 2: What.
Speaker 1: Oh, you are so naive, you're just so innocent.
Speaker 3: If you're eating flaming hot cheetos on date night, that's
Speaker 3: first problem, Colt.
Speaker 1: It's not date night. She's with herself.
Speaker 5: What do you know?
Speaker 2: Yourself don't know what's going on. I can't with you.
Speaker 1: I cannot handle you didn't teach me this growing up. God,
Speaker 1: I feel so bad for your wife.
Speaker 2: Apparently doesn't need me.
Speaker 1: That's what she said.
Speaker 2: Yeah, normal or not? That's a note, by the way,
Speaker 2: that's a nope.
Speaker 1: Oh right, let's go back. You know what, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: agree with Colt for once. I do think that's a nope.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna you're eating hot cheetos like you're picking up
Speaker 3: dog poop. That's like you gotta do something else. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you don't even eat it at that point.
Speaker 1: Yeah. My friend Abby would only use two fingers for popcorn.
Speaker 1: She'd never because she didn't want all of her fingers
Speaker 1: to be greasy, even though she washes her hands a lot.
Speaker 1: She just would only use like two fingers always.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because because popcorn you just shovel it into your mouth.
Speaker 2: How are you going to do that with two fingers?
Speaker 11: Stop, don't even don't even circle back, stupid, Look you
Speaker 11: gave me.
Speaker 1: Normal or note? This came in on the text line.
Speaker 1: You can text in five three nine two one kt
Speaker 1: WB one normal or note to own pet rats. You
Speaker 1: know what, I think it's shocking to a lot of
Speaker 1: people because rats get an unfair like reputation of being
Speaker 1: like little scary, creepy things in New York and the
Speaker 1: sewers all that. But I've always heard rats are incredibly intelligent, loyal.
Speaker 2: Have you heard that?
Speaker 1: Nope, I didn't make some Oh anyway, the music at
Speaker 1: this point, I don't think no, wait, yup, I think
Speaker 1: it's normal. I think it's becoming warm. If hamsters can
Speaker 1: be normal, why can't rats be normal?
Speaker 2: And that's what they've always asked. That's an age old question.
Speaker 1: Normal or Nope? This is the text we just got
Speaker 1: deciding if you keep dating someone based on how their
Speaker 1: feet look?
Speaker 10: What damn it that was the case.
Speaker 1: I never have another date at the grossest feet ever?
Speaker 2: Do you really throw them up. I see, I see
Speaker 2: take off your shoe.
Speaker 1: Hold on, shoes off. I have Flintstone's feet.
Speaker 10: Okay, based off of what I'm seeing my leg I'm
Speaker 10: so hard what I'm seeing. I'm looking at your foot
Speaker 10: right now, Okay, describe it.
Speaker 2: I'll just this is.
Speaker 1: The front to.
Speaker 2: See they're actually not abnormal, kind of looks like a pair.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Let me turn it around. My big toes really large.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you could take somebody out with that.
Speaker 1: Kind of blends stony. They're a little wide set.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but why not better grip, not gonna bend over.
Speaker 1: My slog and shoe back on. All right, let's come back.
Speaker 1: We'll do more normal or note sweet so you can
Speaker 1: text in your normal or dope. Okay five three nine
Speaker 1: two one kd WB.
Speaker 2: One normal or no one Katie w B.
Speaker 1: All right, we're doing a continuation of the flame and
Speaker 1: hot Cheetos because the first one we had in case
Speaker 1: she missed it was a girl saying she puts gloves
Speaker 1: on or uses like a plastic bag to eat cheetos
Speaker 1: because she doesn't want it to staying on her fingers.
Speaker 1: Now we've had multiple people say use chopsticks for flame
Speaker 1: and hot Cheetos. Multiple people have texted a said normal
Speaker 1: or dope, dude.
Speaker 3: I can't even use chopsticks on chicken. I can't so
Speaker 3: bad at it. I can't even get that a cheeto I.
Speaker 2: Do, Okay.
Speaker 1: I remember my old h I used to do mornings
Speaker 1: with a guy in Reno and his mom would buy
Speaker 1: like every single like infomercial item, and sh had a
Speaker 1: popcorn fork, and I remember thinking that was a genius
Speaker 1: but also ridiculous. So I could see her totally being
Speaker 1: into some kind of like hot flavor hot Cheeto chop suits.
Speaker 1: I don't think it's normal though, but do what you
Speaker 1: want to just at that point, just.
Speaker 2: Tip the bag up to your mouth, right, Yeah, got
Speaker 2: some move?
Speaker 1: Or do what I do When I'm carrying a bag
Speaker 1: of popcorn at the theater and I was in my
Speaker 1: hands full because I got snacky's all over, I just
Speaker 1: do his tongue tongue and.
Speaker 2: Sticks to my tongue like a dog laughing of water.
Speaker 1: Fun fact, when you're sharing that popcorn with a group
Speaker 1: of people, they don't look kindly upon it. And I've
Speaker 1: done that many times and you're my family. Get your own,
Speaker 1: Yeah right, I paid for this use your hard earned dollars,
Speaker 1: then normal or no. This text says I was born
Speaker 1: with twelve fingers. They got cut off. They did like
Speaker 1: the thing where they wrap a string around until they
Speaker 1: fall off when I was a baby, because they were useless,
Speaker 1: no bone and abnormal. Now they're just little nubs on
Speaker 1: both pinkies. I'd say normal. I think it was actually
Speaker 1: more common than we realized with babies having that. I
Speaker 1: also don't want you to ever feel abnormal about that.
Speaker 1: That's part of the thing that makes you special.
Speaker 2: Would you feel would you feel mad that they didn't
Speaker 2: just leave them?
Speaker 1: No? No, I'd be fine with it.
Speaker 2: Part of people like that.
Speaker 5: It'll be cool.
Speaker 1: But if they but there's no bone, so they wouldn't
Speaker 1: be able to help you in any way. They wouldn't
Speaker 1: be able to help lift things or support it, so
Speaker 1: it would be pointless.
Speaker 2: Maybe widhe in the water better, don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm pretty buoyant.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I always forget, like how buoyant I am, And
Speaker 3: I'm like, is that a bad thing? It's probably a
Speaker 3: bad thing, right, because if I was dancing.
Speaker 1: It could be really thin and buoyant.
Speaker 2: All right? Good to no?
Speaker 1: Normal or Nope? Putting toilet paper in the toilet before
Speaker 1: or I go number two? So what doesn't splash relief works?
Speaker 5: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Okay, now listen, I've never heard of this. Now we're talking.
Speaker 2: Everybody needs to grow up. That's a major move. I've
Speaker 2: never heard of move.
Speaker 5: Do you do that?
Speaker 7: Yes?
Speaker 2: So often every time? I didn't, dude, efficient.
Speaker 1: I've never I mean, you could say wasteful. I never
Speaker 1: in my life have heard of someone doing this.
Speaker 2: We don't like, you don't layer it up. But it's like, dude, yeah,
Speaker 2: you just but why are people talking about it? Because
Speaker 2: people are afraid. They're like, dude, is this normal? I
Speaker 2: don't know, probably not.
Speaker 1: You want to spearhead this movement because I did the
Speaker 1: hemorrhoid one.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 3: You want to know what's not awesome? Maybe toilet bowl brushes? Why, well,
Speaker 3: it's just annoying to use when you can just like
Speaker 3: do the toilet paper layer and.
Speaker 2: Then you just.
Speaker 1: I had no idea that is a game change or work.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, especially at work.
Speaker 3: You don't want that dirty water, that dirty work water
Speaker 3: splashing ubout you.
Speaker 1: Oh that's not actually what I meant at all, because
Speaker 1: you don't have a toilet brush at work. That's what
Speaker 1: I meant.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, which is crazy, dude. Can I tell you
Speaker 2: I totally forgot about this.
Speaker 11: Oh no.
Speaker 2: We stayed at.
Speaker 3: A hotel for the three day weekend and immediately my
Speaker 3: kid plugged the toilet.
Speaker 2: Immediately you call it plugged. I called clogged, clogged, whatever
Speaker 2: clogged it. So I had to call down get that
Speaker 2: kid some fiber bro. I had to call down to
Speaker 2: the guy at the front desk.
Speaker 1: He didn't believe it was no.
Speaker 3: He was berolling me because I said, hey, we need
Speaker 3: a plunge her and he was like, what room are
Speaker 3: you in? I was like whatever, two thirty eight and
Speaker 3: he's like what do you need? I was like a
Speaker 3: plunger and he was like oh what, Oh okay, And
Speaker 3: I was like I need a plunger and.
Speaker 2: He was like toilet paper.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 3: I used whispering and then I said no, I need
Speaker 3: a plunger and he was like I don't. And I'm like, okay,
Speaker 3: let me. You know when you go to the bathroom
Speaker 3: and then toilet gets clogged and then you need something
Speaker 3: like a utility yeah yeah, And he was like, so
Speaker 3: a plunger? Was he trolling the whole time? My wife
Speaker 3: is in the background laughing. Just it's embarrassing already to
Speaker 3: send somebody up to your room with a plunger.
Speaker 1: I mean it would be a fun game. He'd probably
Speaker 1: get bored. Why not start doing that to someone?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: For real, really quick, someone has another hot tip. I
Speaker 1: put my hot cheetos in a free doo lay cheese dip.
Speaker 1: Then I use a fork, or if it was in
Speaker 1: the back from the gas station, slide the cheeto up.
Speaker 2: I just don't have cheetos. It's just getting too much
Speaker 2: work now at this point.
Speaker 1: If you ever have a normal or note, please text
Speaker 1: it into US five three nine two one Katie w
Speaker 1: B One. Okay, now the toilet people have chimed in.
Speaker 1: We gotta pull back a little bit, getting too toilet
Speaker 1: or not. They're giving other information at nask for today,
Speaker 1: give a normal and nope Texas by three ninety two
Speaker 1: one at Katie w.
Speaker 3: B One shout out indoor plumbing though for real using
Speaker 3: a house in this weather?
Speaker 2: Oh no thanks. It's a throwback throw down, throwback throw down,
Speaker 2: take you back to the old school, Katie w B.
Speaker 1: All right, we each picked a throwback song and you
Speaker 1: decide on the one you want to hear this week,
Speaker 1: Colt chose.
Speaker 2: It really does God so quick?
Speaker 1: You know what it is, and here's my song. Okay,
Speaker 1: but you decide on the one we play. Whoever gets
Speaker 1: three votes first win's Katie w B. Who you're voting for?
Speaker 4: Yanna?
Speaker 1: All right? Who you're voting for? I love Sally B,
Speaker 1: but I gotta give this one. That's fine, that's fine,
Speaker 1: that's all right, that's right.
Speaker 2: Support appreciate you just like you got to confident out.
Speaker 1: She can till you put your hood up of your
Speaker 1: hoodie and she's like, never mind about Hi, Katy w B.
Speaker 1: Who you're voting for?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Thank you on that?
Speaker 5: All right?
Speaker 2: Hello, Katie w who would you like to vote for today?
Speaker 5: I'm voting for Fallon.
Speaker 1: Jeez, thank you. Got a little intense there. I apologize. Hi,
Speaker 1: kat w B? What's your name? This is Perie all right?
Speaker 2: Who you vote for?
Speaker 5: I'm voting for you, Fallon.
Speaker 1: You were the deciding vote. We're gonna play flavors. Yes,
Speaker 1: so excited me too.
Speaker 5: This awesome.
Speaker 1: I'm so happy to thank you.
Speaker 3: I would say call Moore, but I'm a little petty
Speaker 3: right now. But I mean, if you want to, we
Speaker 3: appreciate it.
Speaker 5: I understand cold. I'm sorry, it is all good.
Speaker 1: Apologize to him. You're allowed to have your own opinion. True,
Speaker 1: he's getting desperate out here. Thank you for calling nay
Speaker 1: bye by one On. Won't play three Katie w B.
Speaker 1: With Fallon and Cult right now is the time to
Speaker 1: play the one K wordplay you call six five to
Speaker 1: one nine eight nine, Katie w B. It's a simple
Speaker 1: game in theory of matching words and your chance to
Speaker 1: win one thousand pennies. But people are like, that's so hard.
Speaker 1: You're right, it is hard. I'm gonna, I'm gonna. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna pull back the curtain a little bit.
Speaker 2: But this is coming from Fallon's backcount. That's the curtain.
Speaker 1: If it was coming from a sponsor's money, dude, might
Speaker 1: make it a little easier.
Speaker 2: I don't know. You might even give you ten thousand pennies.
Speaker 1: Calm down, absolutely, calm down. That's not what we're doing
Speaker 1: right now, though. The one K word plays one thousand
Speaker 1: pennies and you basically you're like, I feel I want
Speaker 1: to partner with Colt or I want to partner with Fallon.
Speaker 1: You choose, and then it all unfolds before our very
Speaker 1: ears Hi kdw B. What's your name? Kelsey Kelsey or
Speaker 1: Chelsea Kelsey Kelsey? Gotcha Kelsey? Would you like to partner
Speaker 1: with Colt or myself today? Kelsey, I'm gonna have to
Speaker 1: go with you, girl power.
Speaker 2: Pressure all right?
Speaker 3: Fallon, go on, get everybody loves you. Okay, Phone is
Speaker 3: leaving the studio. Your first word is.
Speaker 2: Tiny, tiny tiny.
Speaker 5: Baby.
Speaker 2: Next word boneless, boneless.
Speaker 4: Wing, spiky, spikey, porcupine, I like it nice.
Speaker 2: And the last one is snail blow alrighty fallin falgo. Okay.
Speaker 3: She's entering the studio walking to her chair, nice strut
Speaker 3: and she's sitting down. Okay, fallin, Yes, dude's so great,
Speaker 3: so creative. First word, baby, dang it, I mess it up?
Speaker 1: Was that her word?
Speaker 2: Backwards? Now it is the first time I messed this up.
Speaker 2: I don't know what to do.
Speaker 1: I'll go back out and you give her another word
Speaker 1: really quick?
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, runaway, mess everything up? You messed everything up? Gosh,
Speaker 2: oh my gosh. Okay, dirt bike okay, Fallen? Should I
Speaker 2: do it again and make you walk out in this
Speaker 2: film before?
Speaker 1: How did you do? Okay?
Speaker 2: Now, the first word is dirt, dirt, dirt.
Speaker 1: Bike. Nice, we got it. Where was my sounder?
Speaker 8: Thank you?
Speaker 1: Anita A little excited. This is exciting, Kelsey. We might
Speaker 1: not make another match, or Colt might just reveal all
Speaker 1: your answers. I don't know boneless uh wing Oh, I knew,
Speaker 1: I know, Kelsey.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that girl power.
Speaker 1: That's right.
Speaker 2: The next one, spiky hair, porcupine.
Speaker 5: Oh, that's a.
Speaker 1: Really good one. I didn't know where to go with Spikey.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I was thinking hair for you yep, yep, okay, snail.
Speaker 1: Okay, I have a couple of things. See, I use
Speaker 1: this is not my guest, I use a snail muse
Speaker 1: and on my face. I know, I know that's what
Speaker 1: But that's slow? Whoa but oh but I ruined Spikey. Oh, Kelsey,
Speaker 1: we were so close, we were there was girl power.
Speaker 1: I did. I do feel very bad about that. I
Speaker 1: do apologize. I hope you'll call back in Yes we will. Okay,
Speaker 1: we will do this at some point. So one K
Speaker 1: word play on Katie W b a real chance to
Speaker 1: win one thousand dollars, though, comes up right after Lady Gaga.
Speaker 1: Today's trending with Felon and Cold on one on one
Speaker 1: Katie W. B you want the good news, you want
Speaker 1: the bad news.
Speaker 2: Okay, give me, let's do bad news.
Speaker 1: The bad news is I X out of my story.
Speaker 1: Let me quickly pull it up again. What's trending in
Speaker 1: your world?
Speaker 2: Cult, Well, a lot has happened lately.
Speaker 1: That's enough, all right, Let's talk about the fact that
Speaker 1: Velveta this is like a trending story because it's just
Speaker 1: so bizarre. They're like, oh, we noticed that gen Z's
Speaker 1: and millennials love having condiments to go, like little packets
Speaker 1: of ketchup and stuff, so they made Velveta to Go.
Speaker 1: It's get a little packet called vell to Go, so
Speaker 1: you know, you can just squeeze out a little cheese sauce. Now,
Speaker 1: I do like cheese sauce, but can they even call
Speaker 1: it a cheese sauce. It's not even kept in the
Speaker 1: refrigerated area the blocks on end cap, but doesn't need
Speaker 1: to be refrigerated.
Speaker 2: I don't know. They call it cheese whiz. You know,
Speaker 2: do they even sell that anymore?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 2: They totally still so I thought it was like four loco.
Speaker 2: But they're like, this is a crazy bad.
Speaker 1: I mean, slowly but surely they might start getting rid
Speaker 1: of more and more and over get some of the
Speaker 1: dyes and stuff that other countries would never die. But yeah,
Speaker 1: that is your trending. It's uh what, it's a quick story.
Speaker 1: It's a quick in and out. We did mention another
Speaker 1: turning uh kinder. Gilmart did announce that Sizza is going
Speaker 1: to be joining him as a special guest at the
Speaker 1: Super Bowl halftime show, and that is your trending. Whoo
Speaker 1: one on one point three Katie WB with Fallon and
Speaker 1: Cult if you missed the show today, we had a fun,
Speaker 1: unbelievable story of the day, a guy who had to
Speaker 1: fart and got a lot of land back in like
Speaker 1: the twelfth century. It you'll want to hear it. It's
Speaker 1: very funny. Also normal or nope, no surprise. Got a
Speaker 1: little unhinged today when a woman said she uses gloves
Speaker 1: to eat hot cheetos. Things went off the rails and
Speaker 1: we apologize for that, we do. And also a woman
Speaker 1: declaring short kings are better, more talented, skilled and successful
Speaker 1: basically than tall guys.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, and then we had our own celebrity apocalyptic
Speaker 3: celebrity draft team.
Speaker 1: A lot of people said both of our both of
Speaker 1: us would die within seventy two hours of apocalypse. But
Speaker 1: that's you know what only time will tell. I guess.
Speaker 3: And if you're not wearing two socks at the same
Speaker 3: time right now, I'm both set fees.
Speaker 1: I actually don't agree with this. That's not true. That's
Speaker 1: that was the worst part of our show today. You
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