Speaker 1: I'm not sure what you're yelling at. You seem really upset.
Speaker 1: What do you mean? What am I doing here? Is
Speaker 1: that not my tree in your fireplace? It's beginning to
Speaker 1: get a little too warm for you to be using
Speaker 1: a wood fire anyways, though I didn't seek it, it would
Speaker 1: be nice and snugly. What. Yeah, I was just cleaning
Speaker 1: up your kitchen. It is a plot thing to do
Speaker 1: after making up. I guess I should say our kitchen. Yeah,
Speaker 1: our kitchen. It's gonna take a little while for me
Speaker 1: to get you saying, are you know? Because it's yours?
Speaker 2: But what? Why are you telling me? I gotta go?
Speaker 1: Why are you? Who are you trying to dial? Listen?
Speaker 1: I can call the cops too. I've just as much
Speaker 1: right to be here as you.
Speaker 2: It's it's our home. What are our home?
Speaker 1: We?
Speaker 2: What do you mean?
Speaker 1: Of course you didn't slip and bump your head.
Speaker 2: Wait did you do that?
Speaker 1: Work? Oh? That?
Speaker 2: Why you trying to understand what's going on?
Speaker 1: Did you You didn't? Okay, well, then I don't understand
Speaker 1: where the disconnect is. All right?
Speaker 2: So you have this house and you are up.
Speaker 1: Next to that woodline, and there's deer and there's all
Speaker 1: kinds of wildlife creatures in there, and foxes and wolves
Speaker 1: and brown bears and any who. Yeah, remember black fight
Speaker 1: back grounded on the ground. Seen some brown bears. So anyways,
Speaker 1: you went and chopped down one of the trees. What
Speaker 1: do you mean it was dead? Well, yeah, but like
Speaker 1: just because it's dead doesn't mean stuff doesn't live it in.
Speaker 1: What do you mean it was a threat to your house.
Speaker 1: It wasn't laning completely directly at your house, just right
Speaker 1: down the middle. Anyways, you chopped down my house, so
Speaker 1: I needed some place to go, so I.
Speaker 2: Moved in here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I lived up in the tree. What do you
Speaker 1: mean I could have just picked another tree. That tree
Speaker 1: has been freaking prime property for the longest time. It
Speaker 1: allowed me to be able to scamper over into the
Speaker 1: people's trash cans whenever I needed food and whatnot. It
Speaker 1: allowed me to be able to get to all the
Speaker 1: other top trees. Because this is a really big tree.
Speaker 1: I don't want a subpart living arrangement. And so I thought,
Speaker 1: since you cut down my home, I could come to
Speaker 1: your home and we could live together. It's the only
Speaker 1: fair thing to do. It's fair, and it's equitable and
Speaker 1: in the wood.
Speaker 2: What what I mean, Judge.
Speaker 1: No wood law says if you cut down my home,
Speaker 1: I'm allowed to take yours well. Or if I take
Speaker 1: the hole you dug and I move into it, then
Speaker 1: you're allowed to take one of the ones I dug. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's there's all. Well, no, squirrels don't dig holes. We
Speaker 1: lived in trees.
Speaker 2: You took my tree.
Speaker 1: So anyways, as our first meal together, you know I
Speaker 1: think that I would. Well, of course I don't have
Speaker 1: a problem in here. You're super cute. You I said,
Speaker 1: you're super cute. Hey, you don't get to dictate what
Speaker 1: I find attractive and when I don't find attractive. Anyways,
Speaker 1: back to the matter at hand, Jesus, I made dinner.
Speaker 1: It is absolutely delicious. I think you'll agree. I made crabcakes,
Speaker 1: and I started last night while you were sleeping. I
Speaker 1: went and made some delicious, delicious got that biscuit, those
Speaker 1: biscuits rising and going to perfection. You have to make
Speaker 1: sure everything's super cold whenever you're making biscuits and whatnot.
Speaker 1: And I made some nice corn sick tash right over there.
Speaker 1: We've got some got some nice persuda wrapped asparagus, so good.
Speaker 1: Some Brussels sprouts because you need some more reffage in
Speaker 1: your diet. You haven't been eating enough, you know, vegetables.
Speaker 2: But don't worry.
Speaker 1: I can make it taste good enough. I took some
Speaker 1: of the I made some bacon bits, and I took
Speaker 1: some of the bacon fat, and I dripped it all
Speaker 1: over the sprout. So it's gonna taste good. Promise you
Speaker 1: you're gonna love it.
Speaker 2: You take a byte.
Speaker 1: What do you mean You're not gonna be suckered into
Speaker 1: having me move in with good food. Look, your house
Speaker 1: isn't exactly disgusting, but it wasn't exactly you know, cleaned
Speaker 1: up either, And you don't exactly cook well for yourself.
Speaker 1: You're always getting take out. I'm seeing someone deliver food
Speaker 1: to your house every night. So I will cook and
Speaker 1: I will clean. Well. Of course, I have a job.
Speaker 1: I don't just live just live in the woods like
Speaker 1: a mad woman. No, no, okay, So I work at night,
Speaker 1: but I work online. Well I do. I do what
Speaker 1: most squirrel girls do when it comes to jobs.
Speaker 2: It's not the.
Speaker 1: Easiest for us to go out there because we tend
Speaker 1: to have a little bit of an adhd problem, and
Speaker 1: we tend to hyper fixate on st stuff. So I
Speaker 1: what I Well, I was going to tell you what
Speaker 1: I do for a living.
Speaker 2: I make good money.
Speaker 1: I I have a website where I make content. It's
Speaker 1: called only Nuts. What I take pictures of eggcorns so
Speaker 1: that you know it's thirst traps for other squirrels. They
Speaker 1: really like it. Like you take different eggcorns and you
Speaker 1: put them different recipes. I'm a really good cook. What
Speaker 1: you would think that it would be some other kind
Speaker 1: of what type of website?
Speaker 2: Does only Nuts sound like it?
Speaker 1: You're disgusting? You nasty? You are nasty? No, no, no,
Speaker 1: I kind of dig it. It's kind of interesting. But yeah, no,
Speaker 1: so yeah, I take the pictures during the day and
Speaker 1: at night I upload them and then I talk about
Speaker 1: different recipes in different places to find some of the
Speaker 1: best eggcorns. And also I've been introducing my audience to
Speaker 1: different types of you know, lagoons that they might be
Speaker 1: interested in. Eggcorns are great, but there's all kinds of stuff,
Speaker 1: you know, like pecons and ooh, peanuts, and I love
Speaker 1: me some peanuts, you know, you mash up and all.
Speaker 1: I just love having that creamy, delicious frothy stuff take
Speaker 1: over my throat. What sorry, I I am getting a
Speaker 1: little uh m, getting a little bit wet.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, no, no, what of course I cook meat.
Speaker 1: I get I am a vegetarian, but I know that
Speaker 1: you're not. So I don't have any problem cooking whatever
Speaker 1: you need me to. I am very well versed. I
Speaker 1: just probably won't sample any of that cooking. But yeah, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I learned how to make different recipes and do different
Speaker 1: things to diversify. Everybody was just using eggcorns on there.
Speaker 1: I like to do things differently than others, if that
Speaker 1: makes sense, Yeah, exactly. Plus I also do some consulting
Speaker 1: work for some different you know, movies and media that's
Speaker 1: out there, so that squirrels have a better, more accurate representation,
Speaker 1: you know, up movie where he went squirrel and started
Speaker 1: chasing us. They always make it seem like dogs are
Speaker 1: always chasing us and whatnot, or that we seem to
Speaker 1: always always not be able to focus on stuff.
Speaker 2: In fact, we do focus very well.
Speaker 1: We just hyperfixate on things like, for example, how I
Speaker 1: would always go to your window whenever you're sleeping and
Speaker 1: want to while you rested, and you always look so
Speaker 1: cute and sweet, and I noticed how there never were
Speaker 1: any girls that were coming over here. Then a couple
Speaker 1: of times, whenever you went off to work or whenever
Speaker 1: you went down to watch the movies, I went and
Speaker 1: watched you and I saw that you weren't with anyone,
Speaker 1: and I did, what, Oh, that just came out. I am, hm, well,
Speaker 1: I guess now it's a good as time as anything's
Speaker 1: we're living together.
Speaker 2: I absolutely have.
Speaker 1: Had a crush on You've had a crush on you
Speaker 1: for a year. There is how could I'm not seeing
Speaker 1: you come home and you always look so grumpy in again,
Speaker 1: and I thought, maybe you're just this.
Speaker 2: Curmudgeon, angry person.
Speaker 1: But it really just turns out that once you get
Speaker 1: home and you get in your own element, you turn
Speaker 1: to this completely different other person. You're funny, and you
Speaker 1: have such a great sense of humor, and just hearing
Speaker 1: your jokes and hearing you talk with your people online,
Speaker 1: like when you go in Discard and you go into
Speaker 1: that you go into that ASMR RP lounge place and
Speaker 1: whatever you're hanging out with people there, you just sound
Speaker 1: so happy and whatnot. I just I don't know, its
Speaker 1: just shas in a different lot, and I liked it.
Speaker 1: You're so femny, and you're so like, you're so upbeat
Speaker 1: whenever you're just in your own zone. I like that
Speaker 1: for you.
Speaker 2: And I'm just sorry.
Speaker 1: I absolutely found you to be superly attractive. So I
Speaker 1: guess you could ask me to leave, but I wouldn't.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie. I probably just gonna move into
Speaker 1: your atticts. Girls are really good at getting into attics.
Speaker 2: When we want to.
Speaker 1: But you know, why not just give it a chance
Speaker 1: if you want, I'll just take over the guest room.
Speaker 1: I already put everything there and what oh, oh, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I wasn't thinking, I said, well, I was thinking about you,
Speaker 1: and that's something made me take my tail and just
Speaker 1: go whish it around you like that and just oh, well,
Speaker 1: thank you. I do think it's really fluffy. Is it
Speaker 1: helped keep you warm? No, it's warming up outside, so uh,
Speaker 1: maybe I'll just keep my tail to up. No, I
Speaker 1: have no problem giving you some tail. Absolutely.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I'll be good. I can be good. I
Speaker 1: can be a proper lighty when I need to be.
Speaker 1: That's a lot really can't, especially when around someone is sweetness, cuteness.
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm sorry. I shouldn't just go your cheek like that.
Speaker 1: It's just so you're so cute, you just have Oh,
Speaker 1: it's just being close to you and feeling your huh,
Speaker 1: you're just as close to mine.
Speaker 2: And you're you're leaning in for a kiss onto you?
Speaker 1: Are you? Well? I am if you're not here, no,
Speaker 1: this is that's delightful.
Speaker 2: So I'm goodness gracious.
Speaker 1: We don't want dinner to get cold, dooy?
Speaker 2: We don't want dinner to No, that's not a problem.
Speaker 1: In fact, you know, for you know reasons, it might
Speaker 1: be better to take things slow. I'll start off in
Speaker 1: the well, I guess what's my room now, and you
Speaker 1: can be in your room and we can see how
Speaker 1: things work out and see if my eccentric personality is
Speaker 1: too much for you. I'm usually told that I'm too
Speaker 1: much by other people, but I like to say, if
Speaker 1: I'm too much for you, then you're not enough for me.
Speaker 1: And well, I can I already know that you're more
Speaker 1: than enough for me. Honestly, Well, I'm I didn't mean
Speaker 1: too I just I didn't expect you to be walking
Speaker 1: around naked that day.
Speaker 2: Can't say I didn't like.
Speaker 1: What I saw but oh, how forward of you. I
Speaker 1: guess it's only only there if you showed any years
Speaker 1: I should show you. I hmm, yeah, No, I could
Speaker 1: absolutely do that. I could absolutely show you a little
Speaker 1: bit of mark. But first dinner, we need to make
Speaker 1: sure that you have plenty of energy for those types
Speaker 1: of activities. No, Lord knows, I could use some sustenance.
Speaker 2: And I think it'd be nice for.
Speaker 1: You to be able to see you. Well, I'm a squirrel.
Speaker 1: I can put quite a lot of things in my cheeks,
Speaker 1: if you know what I mean. I like to keep
Speaker 1: my cheekies nice in full. Okay, so what's that? Of
Speaker 1: course we're gonna say, Grace, it's what you well, it's
Speaker 1: just that. No, I'm not particularly religious, but it's just
Speaker 1: a it's a Southern habit, you know, good southern girl here.
Speaker 2: That's just a sit down and.
Speaker 1: There we go.
Speaker 2: All right, So.
Speaker 1: Thankful for this food, thankful to have a roof over
Speaker 1: my head, Thankful to have the cutest man in the
Speaker 1: world sitting across from me, and thankful that this all
Speaker 1: went so well. Feels like the start of a great laugh. Mmm.
Speaker 1: That's right, Ramen, get it? Instead of amen, Ramen a nadles.
Speaker 1: All right, what's that that's some homemade pink lemonade.
Speaker 2: No, it's pink.
Speaker 1: No, some strawberry lemonade. There's a difference between pink and
Speaker 1: I'll ex strawberry leminaie for you tomorrow, promise. Cheers, don't worry.
Speaker 1: I think I'll be a I'll be having a lot
Speaker 1: more going down my throat later.
Speaker 2: Hey, guys, seen Alexander here.
Speaker 1: Thank you so so much everybody who commented on yesterday's video.
Speaker 1: There's so many comments that I'm backed up. I'm trying
Speaker 1: to get to all of them. I do actually try
Speaker 1: to get to all comments that are made the first one.
Speaker 1: If you won't put multiple ones, it's kind of difficult.
Speaker 1: And I want to say thank you to Ethan Howland
Speaker 1: for the suggestion. If you would like me to do
Speaker 1: your suggestions for videos, make sure that you join my
Speaker 1: Patreon and I usually have a thread running and I'm
Speaker 1: working my way through it. I was actually considering doing
Speaker 1: like a double upload couple of days because I want
Speaker 1: to get through them, but also I legit love this.
Speaker 1: This is what makes me happy. It used to be
Speaker 1: all my stories were kind of based off my real life,
Speaker 1: but also like now takingy guy suggestions because I feel
Speaker 1: more comfortable. I do like stories, especially if I feel
Speaker 1: like I can put my own spin in them. So
Speaker 1: one to two sentences is about like the sweet spot.
Speaker 1: And for this one, I had a little bit of
Speaker 1: inspiration because I did spend a period of my life
Speaker 1: being homeless, and there was actually a situation where there
Speaker 1: was this house that was I used to. When I
Speaker 1: got a vehicle, I parked in a abandoned house's driveway
Speaker 1: at not to sleep and I took the for sales
Speaker 1: sign out.
Speaker 2: I'm not proud of this.
Speaker 1: But you know, I was almost had to do what
Speaker 1: I had to do, and I took the for sale
Speaker 1: sign out of the yard and hit it and eventually
Speaker 1: the house to get sold and the guy that was there,
Speaker 1: I didn't realize it had been sold because I wasn't
Speaker 1: there all day. Every day when I parked in the driveway,
Speaker 1: he ended up knocking on my door and I told
Speaker 1: him what was going on.
Speaker 2: I told him I'll just go fin at.
Speaker 1: A place and he goes, you know what, you can
Speaker 1: absolutely continue using this place, this parking spot, just you know,
Speaker 1: in a couple months to try to figure something out.
Speaker 1: And I was like, sure, And after like a week
Speaker 1: or two, he was like, would you like to park
Speaker 1: inside the garage? I can lock the door so you
Speaker 1: can't come in the house and I'll feel safe. I
Speaker 1: don't have anything in it. And I was like, that
Speaker 1: would be sweet. And then over time he was like,
Speaker 1: would you like to sleep on the couch? And this
Speaker 1: is like literally a matter of a couple of weeks
Speaker 1: and I I actually becoming decent friends and I was
Speaker 1: able to because some people I knew and he did
Speaker 1: some freelance work. Was able to get him hooked ups
Speaker 1: with some work and because of that, he ended up
Speaker 1: allowing me to have a spot in his house for
Speaker 1: a couple of months and helped me get up back
Speaker 1: on my feet after being.
Speaker 2: Homeless, which was really sweet.
Speaker 1: So anyways, a little bit of inspiration there which helped
Speaker 1: me with this World Girl one, so that was fun. Anyways,
Speaker 1: Thank you guys.
Speaker 2: A spicyer version.
Speaker 1: Will be dropping on Patreon. I will be dropping yesterday
Speaker 1: spicy here one tonight too. Had computer issues this morning,
Speaker 1: so my computer was not allowing me to upload, but
Speaker 1: I did to get that fixed. I love you, guys,
Speaker 1: and I'll see you in the next of the video
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