WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.720 --> 00:00:05.879 Now medical science offers you proof positive. Yes, medical science 2 00:00:05.919 --> 00:00:07.519 offers you proof positive. 3 00:00:07.799 --> 00:00:11.279 No other cigarette is safer to smoke, because no other 4 00:00:11.359 --> 00:00:16.559 gives you less nicotine, less throat irritating tars than the new, smoother, 5 00:00:16.879 --> 00:00:18.120 better tasting. 6 00:00:18.000 --> 00:00:39.799 Rawley rom Hollywood. 7 00:00:39.799 --> 00:00:43.479 The Raleigh Cigarette Program, starring Red Scouting. But David Forrester 8 00:00:43.560 --> 00:00:46.159 and his orchestra are singing starling to Alice Berna Falton, 9 00:00:46.200 --> 00:00:47.159 Pat McGahan. 10 00:00:47.119 --> 00:00:48.679 And yours truly, Rod O'Connor. 11 00:01:01.079 --> 00:01:03.039 It's a pleasure to bring you a metro Golden Man's 12 00:01:03.119 --> 00:01:06.519 popular comedian of the Star. The Rally Cigarette Program, Red. 13 00:01:06.400 --> 00:01:17.920 Scott, thank you very much. 14 00:01:18.040 --> 00:01:20.879 Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. How are things with you tonight? 15 00:01:20.959 --> 00:01:21.200 Ride? 16 00:01:21.280 --> 00:01:22.280 Oh just wonderful. 17 00:01:22.280 --> 00:01:24.879 Red, Sure not yourself tonight you're running around with your 18 00:01:24.920 --> 00:01:26.239 nose higher on the price of eggs. 19 00:01:26.239 --> 00:01:27.599 Did you inherit a million dollars? 20 00:01:27.719 --> 00:01:27.879 Oh? 21 00:01:28.079 --> 00:01:33.640 Nothing trivial like that. I just rented a house, g Red. 22 00:01:33.640 --> 00:01:34.239 Can I touch it? 23 00:01:34.319 --> 00:01:36.040 Yeah? Not too hard. This suit's kind of old. 24 00:01:36.079 --> 00:01:38.879 You know, well, where is it located, Red. 25 00:01:38.680 --> 00:01:42.040 It's out in the suburbs. Suburbs that's French for long 26 00:01:42.120 --> 00:01:46.120 bust rides. I'll tell you how you get out there. 27 00:01:46.159 --> 00:01:48.040 You go out to Supublic and there's a new district 28 00:01:48.040 --> 00:01:48.400 out there. 29 00:01:48.519 --> 00:01:49.359 Yeah, you go buy. 30 00:01:49.519 --> 00:01:51.480 You get off the bus, go buy three bad. 31 00:01:51.319 --> 00:01:55.280 Investments, and I'm the first goal and opportunity on the left. 32 00:01:56.599 --> 00:01:58.280 Was it one of those big Hollywood homes? 33 00:01:58.400 --> 00:01:58.599 Nah? 34 00:01:58.840 --> 00:01:59.120 Big? 35 00:01:59.159 --> 00:02:00.400 The living room so small? 36 00:02:00.640 --> 00:02:03.519 Every time I blink my eyes, my lashes streaked the wall. 37 00:02:05.079 --> 00:02:06.959 I wasn't gonna buy one of those big places that 38 00:02:07.040 --> 00:02:09.800 sold for fifty thousand dollars. But when I went back 39 00:02:09.879 --> 00:02:12.319 after giving them a deposit, they had raised the price 40 00:02:12.400 --> 00:02:13.759 to seventy five thousand. 41 00:02:14.000 --> 00:02:14.919 What did you do about it? 42 00:02:15.000 --> 00:02:16.960 I made them give me back my two dollars deposit. 43 00:02:20.639 --> 00:02:22.199 Well, it's your house built well read. 44 00:02:22.319 --> 00:02:24.560 Oh you should see the wallpaper. It's the latest thing 45 00:02:24.599 --> 00:02:27.599 from Sears and Roebuck or something new in wallpaper. Ad No, 46 00:02:27.879 --> 00:02:32.879 something new in catalog draw. There's one good thing about 47 00:02:32.879 --> 00:02:35.439 my house. I'll never have to worry about termites. I 48 00:02:35.479 --> 00:02:37.639 heard two of them talking as they were passing the house. 49 00:02:37.680 --> 00:02:39.560 One looking up and he says, shall we. 50 00:02:39.479 --> 00:02:40.319 Go in for lunch? 51 00:02:41.520 --> 00:02:48.680 The other one says, not me, I got pride? 52 00:02:49.520 --> 00:02:49.840 Or does the. 53 00:02:49.840 --> 00:02:51.800 Place have hot and cold running water? 54 00:02:51.879 --> 00:02:53.639 Yeah? You have to run next door for both. 55 00:02:55.319 --> 00:02:56.960 So you finally found a place to live. 56 00:02:56.879 --> 00:02:58.199 Red, Yes, I did, Anita. 57 00:02:58.360 --> 00:02:58.919 Well, in that. 58 00:02:58.919 --> 00:03:02.319 Case, may I please have my YWCA passed back? 59 00:03:05.560 --> 00:03:07.199 You proud of that? 60 00:03:09.039 --> 00:03:10.560 I'm glad you found a place, Red. 61 00:03:10.599 --> 00:03:12.080 I was going to get you one of those little 62 00:03:12.080 --> 00:03:13.439 prefabricated houses. 63 00:03:13.479 --> 00:03:13.639 Oh. 64 00:03:13.639 --> 00:03:14.919 I had one of those for a while. You know, 65 00:03:14.960 --> 00:03:17.039 only takes three hours to put them up. Of course, 66 00:03:17.080 --> 00:03:18.680 you have to put them up every three hours. 67 00:03:23.759 --> 00:03:25.800 Hey, they're wonderful. They don't take up much room. You know. 68 00:03:25.879 --> 00:03:28.400 Some of those apartments are so small that the room 69 00:03:28.560 --> 00:03:30.039 folds into the wall when you're. 70 00:03:29.879 --> 00:03:30.479 Not using it. 71 00:03:32.520 --> 00:03:34.520 Do you have a nice view, Red, Well, the. 72 00:03:34.479 --> 00:03:37.120 Back window looks right out at the neighbor's clothes line. 73 00:03:37.319 --> 00:03:38.000 That's no good. 74 00:03:38.039 --> 00:03:40.479 Well, it depends on who's washing that day. 75 00:03:41.520 --> 00:03:43.719 Wow, I hope you'll be happy, Red, Oh I will. 76 00:03:43.759 --> 00:03:45.280 You know there for a while I was living in. 77 00:03:45.199 --> 00:03:48.319 A trunk of a tree alone. Well I was at first, 78 00:03:48.360 --> 00:03:49.719 and skunk moved in with me. 79 00:03:51.199 --> 00:03:52.000 Well what happened? 80 00:03:52.120 --> 00:03:54.039 The FIA got wind of it, made him move. 81 00:03:58.680 --> 00:04:00.719 Well, I bet living in a tree was rather fun. 82 00:04:00.800 --> 00:04:02.080 Oh, it was rather pleasant. 83 00:04:02.120 --> 00:04:02.319 Rod. 84 00:04:02.360 --> 00:04:04.960 I had a meal served in bed, you know, in bed? 85 00:04:05.080 --> 00:04:07.039 Yeah, A friendly little squirrel used to bring me an 86 00:04:07.039 --> 00:04:10.360 acorn every morning. I used to make my own post 87 00:04:10.400 --> 00:04:10.800 every morning. 88 00:04:10.840 --> 00:04:11.599 Did you have a toaster? 89 00:04:12.039 --> 00:04:16.480 No, I used to put a piece of bread. I 90 00:04:16.560 --> 00:04:18.720 used to put a piece of bread between two pages 91 00:04:18.759 --> 00:04:27.480 of Forever Amber and it toasted. Oh, by the way, 92 00:04:27.680 --> 00:04:30.680 uh rod, Mister Raleigh said, I should remind you of 93 00:04:30.800 --> 00:04:32.279 an important message. 94 00:04:32.560 --> 00:04:35.000 Well, boy, yes, Red it is important. 95 00:04:35.680 --> 00:04:40.639 Now, medical science offers you prove positive. Yes, medical science 96 00:04:40.680 --> 00:04:42.519 offers you prove positive. 97 00:04:42.720 --> 00:04:46.600 No other leading cigarette is safer to smoke, because no 98 00:04:46.680 --> 00:04:51.120 other gives you less nicotine less throat irritating tars than 99 00:04:51.160 --> 00:04:54.199 the new, smoother, better tasting Rawleigh. 100 00:04:54.600 --> 00:04:54.839 Yes. 101 00:04:54.959 --> 00:04:58.879 Exhaustive scientific tests of America's six biggest selling brands, certified 102 00:04:58.879 --> 00:05:03.000 by fourteen to stay wish doctors, including eminent throats specialists, 103 00:05:03.519 --> 00:05:07.439 have just proved conclusively no other leading cigarette gives you 104 00:05:07.519 --> 00:05:11.680 less nicotine less throat irritating tars, So no other is 105 00:05:11.759 --> 00:05:15.000 actually safer to smoke. See if you don't agree, Rawley's 106 00:05:15.000 --> 00:05:19.560 are right, Rite for taste, rite for throat, Try rallys 107 00:05:20.120 --> 00:05:23.879 enjoy Raley's rich tobacco that milder, smoother, or more satisfying 108 00:05:24.000 --> 00:05:28.639 Rawleigh flavor. Remember medical science now offers you proof. 109 00:05:28.920 --> 00:05:33.160 Positive no other cigarette is safer to smoke because no 110 00:05:33.240 --> 00:05:37.759 other gives you less nicotine, less throat irritating tars than 111 00:05:37.839 --> 00:05:44.279 the new, smoother, better tasting Rawleigh. 112 00:05:44.319 --> 00:05:47.160 Thank you, gentlemen, and now our lovely Anita Ellis sings 113 00:05:47.560 --> 00:06:08.360 day by day. 114 00:06:03.839 --> 00:06:10.920 Day by day, I am falling all in love with you, 115 00:06:12.600 --> 00:06:15.879 and day by day my. 116 00:06:16.199 --> 00:06:24.920 Love seems to grow. There isn't any end through. 117 00:06:24.959 --> 00:06:27.000 My divorce, sho. 118 00:06:30.000 --> 00:06:38.480 It's deeper, dear, by far than any all I fall. 119 00:06:39.639 --> 00:06:41.000 Day by day. 120 00:06:42.519 --> 00:06:46.839 You're making all my dreams come true. 121 00:06:48.319 --> 00:06:49.839 So come up, man. 122 00:06:51.480 --> 00:06:52.879 I want you to know. 123 00:06:56.759 --> 00:07:01.920 I'm yours alone and I'm in law. 124 00:07:03.600 --> 00:07:04.959 You stay. 125 00:07:06.560 --> 00:07:10.800 Sweet day, but. 126 00:07:11.120 --> 00:07:21.920 Day you alone and not in lone. 127 00:07:24.920 --> 00:07:26.600 Fo stay. 128 00:07:30.800 --> 00:07:44.279 Sweet day. 129 00:07:58.959 --> 00:07:59.720 Thank you very much. 130 00:07:59.759 --> 00:08:03.160 Any tonight we opened the story from the Skelton scrap 131 00:08:03.160 --> 00:08:07.079 Book of Satire and it's entitled Meeting Strangers. 132 00:08:08.360 --> 00:08:09.519 Our characters are fictional. 133 00:08:09.560 --> 00:08:12.879 If there's any similarity to persons living, don't worry. There's 134 00:08:12.879 --> 00:08:14.199 a game law that protects you. 135 00:08:16.079 --> 00:08:19.959 Chapter eighty five of Meeting Strangers is entitled war Brides. 136 00:08:20.360 --> 00:08:23.879 This is the story of an ex whack wave, a debutante, 137 00:08:23.879 --> 00:08:27.000 and her gi husband j Newton Numbskull on their way 138 00:08:27.040 --> 00:08:27.519 to meet. 139 00:08:27.319 --> 00:08:28.800 Her folks for the first time. 140 00:08:38.000 --> 00:08:41.399 Oh, just think, Newton, you're my husband and I'm your wife. 141 00:08:41.519 --> 00:08:43.080 Yeah, this is our honeymoon. 142 00:08:43.200 --> 00:08:48.799 Let's forget on gruesome details. Do you remember why you 143 00:08:48.840 --> 00:08:49.279 asked me. 144 00:08:49.279 --> 00:08:49.840 To marry you? 145 00:08:50.080 --> 00:08:52.200 Sure you were strangling me to dad? 146 00:08:53.720 --> 00:08:57.360 Well, we're almost home, new I hope Peter will like you, 147 00:08:57.679 --> 00:08:58.159 so do I. 148 00:08:58.320 --> 00:09:00.440 The one I'm worried about is your father. 149 00:09:02.200 --> 00:09:04.720 When talking to father, and you'll never argue with him, 150 00:09:04.720 --> 00:09:06.080 He's got a very bad temper. 151 00:09:06.240 --> 00:09:09.320 Oh I never argue. Oh yes you do. Oh no 152 00:09:09.480 --> 00:09:10.080 I don't. 153 00:09:10.159 --> 00:09:11.360 Oh yes you do. 154 00:09:11.480 --> 00:09:13.240 Oh no I don't. 155 00:09:14.759 --> 00:09:18.720 Oh I never win any however I do argue. 156 00:09:19.480 --> 00:09:21.799 Oh, I'm so worried about mother. I do hope you 157 00:09:22.000 --> 00:09:22.320 like you? 158 00:09:22.399 --> 00:09:23.080 Well you ought to. 159 00:09:23.279 --> 00:09:25.960 I don't have any vices. I got a sore and 160 00:09:26.039 --> 00:09:31.399 a chisel, but no vice. I don't drink, I don't gamble, 161 00:09:31.440 --> 00:09:32.799 and I don't stay out at night. 162 00:09:32.879 --> 00:09:33.960 But what do you do? 163 00:09:34.279 --> 00:09:39.120 I'm ashamed to tell you? Come on? Are you sure 164 00:09:39.159 --> 00:09:42.320 you'll keep it a secret until you die and six 165 00:09:42.399 --> 00:09:50.200 months thereafter? I won't tell a soul. 166 00:09:50.279 --> 00:09:50.919 What do you do? 167 00:09:51.240 --> 00:09:52.519 I choose sin sin? 168 00:09:55.200 --> 00:09:58.879 Now you know what gives me that double make care attitude. 169 00:10:00.080 --> 00:10:03.279 Are coming to where I live? Pretty big hush you 170 00:10:03.360 --> 00:10:04.080 got here in them? 171 00:10:05.120 --> 00:10:10.960 Why you know it's Gwendolyn. It's good to have you 172 00:10:11.039 --> 00:10:11.600 home again. 173 00:10:11.799 --> 00:10:13.039 Thank you, Jitters Newton. 174 00:10:13.120 --> 00:10:16.159 This is our butler and this is my husband, Jay Newton. 175 00:10:16.240 --> 00:10:18.120 I'ms gone a happy little blimping. 176 00:10:20.879 --> 00:10:23.360 Yes, we've all seen the papers. Your mother is waiting 177 00:10:23.360 --> 00:10:24.320 for you in the study. 178 00:10:24.519 --> 00:10:26.000 Would you take care of the luggage? 179 00:10:26.159 --> 00:10:27.120 What is it here? 180 00:10:27.159 --> 00:10:29.519 It is it's a box of Kleenex and a gunny sack. 181 00:10:34.320 --> 00:10:35.240 Walk this way, sir. 182 00:10:35.399 --> 00:10:37.399 I would have bet a pair of shoes like you're wearing. 183 00:10:41.000 --> 00:10:43.440 And I suppose the Army was a great experience. 184 00:10:43.519 --> 00:10:45.720 Yeah, I'll have plenty to tell my children. 185 00:10:45.919 --> 00:10:47.039 What are you going to tell them? 186 00:10:47.120 --> 00:10:51.960 Join the navy? 187 00:10:52.279 --> 00:10:52.720 Why you know? 188 00:10:52.799 --> 00:10:54.559 This is the biggest house I ever saw. 189 00:10:54.600 --> 00:10:57.000 It makes Texas look like a motel and on it. 190 00:10:57.600 --> 00:10:59.039 Oh, this isn't so big. 191 00:10:59.159 --> 00:11:02.039 Oh, now come the sun shining in the living room 192 00:11:02.120 --> 00:11:03.519 at midnight out in the kitchen. 193 00:11:06.600 --> 00:11:07.960 But here's your mother's study. 194 00:11:08.159 --> 00:11:09.799 Thank you to Gwendolin. 195 00:11:09.919 --> 00:11:11.039 My dear, is it true? 196 00:11:11.440 --> 00:11:15.759 Is it true? Our neigh is rules? 197 00:11:20.559 --> 00:11:23.519 You listen to a lot of them daytime serial programs. 198 00:11:26.759 --> 00:11:30.879 Mother, mother, this is my husband, Jay Newton. Numbskull, he 199 00:11:31.000 --> 00:11:31.519 looks at. 200 00:11:37.639 --> 00:11:39.080 You're proud that ain't here. 201 00:11:40.480 --> 00:11:42.120 Numbskull, numbscull. 202 00:11:42.879 --> 00:11:45.960 Are you any relation to the numbsculls of the Gold Coast? 203 00:11:46.080 --> 00:11:47.799 Yes, my father was a beach comber. 204 00:11:47.879 --> 00:11:48.080 There. 205 00:11:50.240 --> 00:11:51.720 Are you a college man? 206 00:11:52.159 --> 00:11:52.360 Oh? 207 00:11:52.480 --> 00:11:54.120 This is a suit I picked up when I got 208 00:11:54.120 --> 00:11:55.919 out of the army. 209 00:11:54.799 --> 00:11:57.600 I'm a CPA. 210 00:11:58.080 --> 00:11:58.720 That will help. 211 00:11:58.919 --> 00:12:01.759 Oh you mean certified public accountant? 212 00:12:02.080 --> 00:12:08.039 Oh, certified plumber's assistant. I'm pretty brilliant, though in the army. 213 00:12:08.120 --> 00:12:15.440 I did go to private candidate school. 214 00:12:16.759 --> 00:12:18.519 Please Newton try to win her over. 215 00:12:19.480 --> 00:12:22.480 Are you really Gwenlan's mother? You don't look in day 216 00:12:22.480 --> 00:12:23.240 over in thirty? 217 00:12:24.039 --> 00:12:24.480 Really? 218 00:12:24.879 --> 00:12:26.759 Yeah, you look twenty years over that. 219 00:12:29.480 --> 00:12:33.879 Down young man? Are you one of the four hundred. 220 00:12:34.039 --> 00:12:36.600 One of the fourth Kwinland? You didn't tell me you'd 221 00:12:36.600 --> 00:12:37.559 been married before? 222 00:12:39.759 --> 00:12:39.840 No? 223 00:12:40.000 --> 00:12:40.679 Do I mean? 224 00:12:41.039 --> 00:12:42.879 Are you part of the upper crust? 225 00:12:43.279 --> 00:12:43.519 Oh? 226 00:12:43.679 --> 00:12:46.440 No, not exactly. I would say I was more of 227 00:12:46.519 --> 00:12:48.120 a soggy middle. 228 00:12:51.360 --> 00:12:51.519 Night. 229 00:12:53.240 --> 00:12:55.519 I'm afraid you'll have to have this whole thing ano, 230 00:12:55.759 --> 00:12:56.799 what get up? 231 00:13:00.799 --> 00:13:00.960 Ah? 232 00:13:01.080 --> 00:13:02.240 You listen to me, sir. 233 00:13:02.639 --> 00:13:04.960 You're like a lot of people I know now that 234 00:13:05.120 --> 00:13:08.960 the fireworks is over, everyone was equal while it lasted. 235 00:13:09.480 --> 00:13:12.080 It seems to me that two people fall in love, 236 00:13:12.279 --> 00:13:16.200 that's their business, regardless to their position in life. You 237 00:13:16.320 --> 00:13:18.759 and others like you'd better wake up to the fact 238 00:13:18.759 --> 00:13:21.480 that we're all just people and we gotta get along 239 00:13:22.679 --> 00:13:25.120 as long as little decent kids want to be happy, 240 00:13:25.159 --> 00:13:28.480 and it's a small reward and return for what they've done. 241 00:13:29.120 --> 00:13:32.039 Why but I'm sorry I didn't think. 242 00:13:32.519 --> 00:13:45.759 All right, oh mousehut from you love new Mother? 243 00:13:45.879 --> 00:13:48.240 Really, once you get to know him, now you too 244 00:13:48.320 --> 00:13:52.399 kiss and make up? Oh ahead, and it's too soon 245 00:13:52.440 --> 00:13:56.720 after lunch. Okay, I'll kiss. 246 00:13:56.519 --> 00:14:04.279 Her my Where did you learn to kiss like that? 247 00:14:04.960 --> 00:14:08.320 Inhaling that last druck? Or coffee from sea rationing care? 248 00:14:19.399 --> 00:14:25.519 Remember, medical science offers you proof positive. Remember medical science 249 00:14:25.559 --> 00:14:29.879 offers you proof positive. No other leading cigarette is safer 250 00:14:29.879 --> 00:14:34.000 to smoke, because no other gives you less nicotine, less 251 00:14:34.039 --> 00:14:38.960 throat irritating tars than the new, smoother, better tasting rally. 252 00:14:39.440 --> 00:14:41.960 Bill Stern, famous sportscaster, says. 253 00:14:41.759 --> 00:14:45.120 Quote, I've seen the inside figures on the leading brands, 254 00:14:45.159 --> 00:14:48.960 and it's true. Medical science has proved no other cigarette 255 00:14:49.000 --> 00:14:51.960 gives you less nicotine less throat irritating tars. 256 00:14:52.240 --> 00:14:54.159 Thus no other is safer to smoke. 257 00:14:54.919 --> 00:14:58.559 I'm sure Rally's are right, and sure I'd rather have 258 00:14:58.639 --> 00:14:59.240 a rally. 259 00:14:59.559 --> 00:15:03.399 You're right, Filster, and Raleigh's all right. So friends, next time, 260 00:15:03.519 --> 00:15:08.000 try Rallies and joy Raleigh's rich tobaccos that smoother, milder, 261 00:15:08.039 --> 00:15:09.840 more satisfying Raleigh flavor. 262 00:15:10.399 --> 00:15:12.840 Remember, medical science. 263 00:15:12.519 --> 00:15:16.919 Now offers you proof positive no other cigarette is safer 264 00:15:16.960 --> 00:15:20.919 to smoke, because no other gives you less nicotine, less 265 00:15:20.960 --> 00:15:30.759 throat irritating tars than the new, smoother, better tasting Raleigh. 266 00:15:31.159 --> 00:15:33.759 Now, David Forrest and his orchestra plays one of George 267 00:15:33.799 --> 00:17:28.680 Gershwin's greatest hids, Embraceable you one. 268 00:18:21.559 --> 00:18:22.799 Thank you very much, David. 269 00:18:23.519 --> 00:18:28.319 Chapter eighty three of Meeting People is entitled Blitness Pays Dividends. 270 00:18:32.279 --> 00:18:34.640 When you're having a rich relative to come to pay 271 00:18:34.680 --> 00:18:37.319 a visit, you can always count on a little child 272 00:18:37.319 --> 00:18:39.319 in the family to fix things up for you. 273 00:18:45.519 --> 00:18:49.480 UNI very going to be in the next. 274 00:18:51.640 --> 00:18:53.759 Hi, I'm gonna be in trouble. 275 00:18:56.880 --> 00:18:57.640 What are you doing? 276 00:18:57.759 --> 00:18:59.720 I am fixing me with a no opinion here. 277 00:19:00.720 --> 00:19:04.119 Which I just had a fixed so you couldn't get out. 278 00:19:03.599 --> 00:19:05.640 I can get out. 279 00:19:07.039 --> 00:19:07.079 You. 280 00:19:07.279 --> 00:19:10.039 You look at your dirty You look like a little thing. 281 00:19:10.359 --> 00:19:11.960 That's what you get for keeping me in a pin 282 00:19:12.079 --> 00:19:13.880 all day? 283 00:19:14.160 --> 00:19:15.960 What are you doing in that mud puddle? 284 00:19:16.200 --> 00:19:18.279 Well, I was out there sailing me with a wooden 285 00:19:18.279 --> 00:19:20.680 boat and I was playing in the fintibo tase. 286 00:19:20.920 --> 00:19:26.000 Well, how did you get sweat man overboard? Did you deliberately? 287 00:19:27.240 --> 00:19:30.720 When you're with me, you'll find out that you're out 288 00:19:30.720 --> 00:19:33.240 that your truth and never got a spanking? 289 00:19:33.480 --> 00:19:36.160 Well me, the book is going to read a little differently. 290 00:19:38.680 --> 00:19:41.079 How are you going to be like George Washington and 291 00:19:41.119 --> 00:19:42.079 tell me the truth? 292 00:19:42.200 --> 00:19:46.559 Yes, ma'am, I cannot tell her lie, I deliberately jump 293 00:19:46.640 --> 00:19:47.559 into mud podder. 294 00:19:48.279 --> 00:19:49.799 That doesn't. 295 00:19:52.680 --> 00:20:00.200 That proves history never repeated. 296 00:20:00.200 --> 00:20:05.200 Why don't you I told you I was jumping. 297 00:20:13.079 --> 00:20:14.839 Thanked you before. I'm really. 298 00:20:20.640 --> 00:20:24.920 I should be, after all, I'm lucky. 299 00:20:24.960 --> 00:20:25.279 I'm not. 300 00:20:25.519 --> 00:20:26.400 Yeah, you're lucky. 301 00:20:26.440 --> 00:20:29.440 You've got me blessings alone? 302 00:20:29.680 --> 00:20:29.880 Yeah? 303 00:20:33.440 --> 00:20:34.759 No, stop, I. 304 00:20:38.039 --> 00:20:43.079 I'm sorry. But what am I going to do with you? 305 00:20:43.079 --> 00:20:45.000 You seem to be doing all right without any She 306 00:20:45.079 --> 00:20:50.400 guestioned for me, stop this nonsense and getting the house? 307 00:20:50.480 --> 00:20:52.839 I do that? 308 00:20:53.519 --> 00:20:54.680 What did he get cleaned up? 309 00:20:55.119 --> 00:20:57.319 I just got the telegram And who do you think 310 00:20:57.359 --> 00:20:58.480 it's coming to visit us? 311 00:20:58.759 --> 00:21:03.359 The cop he's going up the river again? 312 00:21:08.400 --> 00:21:08.759 How good? 313 00:21:08.839 --> 00:21:09.279 Stop that? 314 00:21:10.160 --> 00:21:12.160 Policemen don't send telegrams. 315 00:21:12.240 --> 00:21:13.000 And who's coming? 316 00:21:13.519 --> 00:21:15.960 Your uncle Jim is coming and he hasn't seen you 317 00:21:16.079 --> 00:21:17.640 since you were three weeks old. 318 00:21:18.119 --> 00:21:19.400 He's anxious to see you. 319 00:21:19.559 --> 00:21:19.839 Now. 320 00:21:19.960 --> 00:21:22.200 Do you think he's strong enough to stand the shop? 321 00:21:24.400 --> 00:21:25.039 Let's hope so. 322 00:21:25.279 --> 00:21:28.200 Yeah, you know, Junior, he was here when you were born. 323 00:21:28.319 --> 00:21:31.759 Really, in fact, he took the gun away from your father. 324 00:21:39.000 --> 00:21:41.839 I love me you does Grandma? What does Uncle Jim 325 00:21:41.880 --> 00:21:42.519 looks like her? 326 00:21:42.839 --> 00:21:45.680 He's the one with the beard or his pictures hanging 327 00:21:45.720 --> 00:21:46.799 in the back bedroom. 328 00:21:46.920 --> 00:21:48.599 You mean i'd picture to cover you up the big 329 00:21:48.680 --> 00:21:49.119 rat hole. 330 00:21:50.640 --> 00:21:54.319 That reminds me i'd better move it into the living room. 331 00:21:54.319 --> 00:21:56.599 You must have money, huh, Junior. 332 00:21:56.880 --> 00:21:58.319 We all love Uncle Jim. 333 00:21:58.559 --> 00:22:03.319 Bag for your shelf caddle. I ain't seen his will yet. 334 00:22:04.279 --> 00:22:07.319 When your Uncle Jim arrives, don't make fun of his beard. 335 00:22:07.480 --> 00:22:10.759 I want you to admire. He's very proud of you. 336 00:22:11.000 --> 00:22:13.200 I'll do more than that where you. 337 00:22:17.240 --> 00:22:18.839 Wouldn't touch his beard. 338 00:22:20.240 --> 00:22:21.400 You're kidding. 339 00:22:23.200 --> 00:22:24.640 You Just keep laughing, Kato. 340 00:22:24.799 --> 00:22:25.240 That's how. 341 00:22:27.400 --> 00:22:30.400 You've heard of Jack the jabber. I'm Junior the clipper. 342 00:22:32.359 --> 00:22:34.480 You kip his beard and I'll clip you. 343 00:22:34.920 --> 00:22:37.480 It's now gone along kick walk, okay, I will run 344 00:22:37.480 --> 00:22:41.200 an uncle, come on, he's coming and he is gonna do. 345 00:22:41.440 --> 00:22:42.319 He has to stay home. 346 00:22:42.640 --> 00:22:46.000 And don't slam. 347 00:22:46.200 --> 00:22:52.599 Don't slam what don't stand the door? That's what I thought. 348 00:22:52.039 --> 00:22:55.279 I work with faith. Now first I'll pushing water in me. 349 00:22:55.359 --> 00:22:59.440 We don't hand. Oh, I think I could stand another drop. 350 00:22:59.279 --> 00:23:01.119 Or tool there? 351 00:23:01.839 --> 00:23:03.960 What are you doing now? Would you be mad if 352 00:23:04.000 --> 00:23:06.240 I told you I was wiping my face on the curtain, 353 00:23:06.759 --> 00:23:11.400 I'd be so. I'm not gonna tell you. I'll let 354 00:23:11.480 --> 00:23:13.759 you finding out for your shelf. And oh, I will 355 00:23:13.799 --> 00:23:17.960 go somebody I can. I got company, I got company. 356 00:23:18.440 --> 00:23:20.680 Welcome to life can be horrible. 357 00:23:22.720 --> 00:23:25.119 You must be junior. Yeah, you must be disappointed. 358 00:23:26.119 --> 00:23:30.599 Boy, Look at that weird look at them, either him 359 00:23:30.680 --> 00:23:37.079 or some guy delivering the match. But I don't know where. 360 00:23:36.720 --> 00:23:37.440 Now you're looking. 361 00:23:38.759 --> 00:23:40.400 You just say that because he got money and he 362 00:23:40.480 --> 00:23:41.359 might die any day. 363 00:23:43.079 --> 00:23:44.559 Still are you? 364 00:23:45.039 --> 00:23:45.200 Oh? 365 00:23:45.279 --> 00:23:46.160 I'm worn out. 366 00:23:46.559 --> 00:23:49.279 You must be worn out. Somebody stuffings coming through your chin. 367 00:23:49.400 --> 00:23:55.119 Now, I'm so tired after that long trip. I'd like 368 00:23:55.200 --> 00:23:56.079 to get off my people. 369 00:23:56.079 --> 00:23:58.400 Well here, shut down here, thank you, Jody. 370 00:23:59.640 --> 00:24:04.079 Wait, I get the care stupid uncle. 371 00:24:04.200 --> 00:24:08.200 Hi there, I'm having troubled with sick. So he won't 372 00:24:08.240 --> 00:24:08.759 mind at all. 373 00:24:08.839 --> 00:24:11.000 Oh, it's nothing. That was the same way as a kid. 374 00:24:11.240 --> 00:24:13.680 Now, don't look, I don't have much look forward to. 375 00:24:15.039 --> 00:24:16.480 It's gonna be good from now on. 376 00:24:16.720 --> 00:24:19.960 Boy Berna. You just don't handle him right, do like 377 00:24:20.039 --> 00:24:21.039 I do with my kid. 378 00:24:21.279 --> 00:24:22.440 Let him do what he wants. 379 00:24:23.119 --> 00:24:25.279 Where has you been all me life? 380 00:24:26.400 --> 00:24:26.559 Hey? 381 00:24:26.599 --> 00:24:27.720 What you got wrapped up to her? 382 00:24:27.839 --> 00:24:30.160 Uncle Jim? Oh look, Junior, and I have brought you 383 00:24:30.240 --> 00:24:31.440 this baby gear. You mean me? 384 00:24:31.519 --> 00:24:34.720 Well, you're not gonna do anything I want to? He 385 00:24:34.880 --> 00:24:35.920 ordered no better than. 386 00:24:35.799 --> 00:24:37.839 That, Junior. 387 00:24:37.880 --> 00:24:40.279 You wouldn't shoot that gun in the house. Would You 388 00:24:40.279 --> 00:24:41.759 wouldn't shoot that gun in the house. 389 00:24:43.720 --> 00:24:52.480 You gotta be quicker with him questions just to let 390 00:24:52.559 --> 00:24:53.559 him do anything. 391 00:24:53.200 --> 00:24:53.640 He wants to. 392 00:24:54.440 --> 00:24:57.359 Just ignore him. He'll get over wanting to be destructive. 393 00:24:57.400 --> 00:24:59.240 Yah, but no, no, it's gonna Let just see. 394 00:24:59.160 --> 00:25:02.079 The t you know. I think I'll lie down on 395 00:25:02.079 --> 00:25:03.200 the dive in and taken that. 396 00:25:03.799 --> 00:25:04.880 I'm all tired out. 397 00:25:06.839 --> 00:25:09.000 I'll take Junior into the other No, no, I would 398 00:25:09.000 --> 00:25:11.359 stay here and watch Uncle Jim's beard show. Nothing will 399 00:25:11.440 --> 00:25:13.000 happen through that while he can sleep? 400 00:25:14.160 --> 00:25:17.480 Well, Junior, what could happen to my beard while I'm asleep? 401 00:25:17.720 --> 00:25:18.960