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Speaker 5: Scott, thank you very much.
Speaker 6: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. How are things with you tonight?
Speaker 7: Ride?
Speaker 4: Oh just wonderful.
Speaker 1: Red, Sure not yourself tonight you're running around with your
Speaker 1: nose higher on the price of eggs.
Speaker 4: Did you inherit a million dollars?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 7: Nothing trivial like that. I just rented a house, g Red.
Speaker 4: Can I touch it?
Speaker 7: Yeah? Not too hard. This suit's kind of old.
Speaker 4: You know, well, where is it located, Red.
Speaker 6: It's out in the suburbs. Suburbs that's French for long
Speaker 6: bust rides. I'll tell you how you get out there.
Speaker 6: You go out to Supublic and there's a new district
Speaker 6: out there.
Speaker 7: Yeah, you go buy.
Speaker 6: You get off the bus, go buy three bad.
Speaker 8: Investments, and I'm the first goal and opportunity on the left.
Speaker 7: Was it one of those big Hollywood homes?
Speaker 3: Nah?
Speaker 4: Big?
Speaker 7: The living room so small?
Speaker 6: Every time I blink my eyes, my lashes streaked the wall.
Speaker 6: I wasn't gonna buy one of those big places that
Speaker 6: sold for fifty thousand dollars. But when I went back
Speaker 6: after giving them a deposit, they had raised the price
Speaker 6: to seventy five thousand.
Speaker 4: What did you do about it?
Speaker 7: I made them give me back my two dollars deposit.
Speaker 4: Well, it's your house built well read.
Speaker 6: Oh you should see the wallpaper. It's the latest thing
Speaker 6: from Sears and Roebuck or something new in wallpaper. Ad No,
Speaker 6: something new in catalog draw. There's one good thing about
Speaker 6: my house. I'll never have to worry about termites. I
Speaker 6: heard two of them talking as they were passing the house.
Speaker 6: One looking up and he says, shall we.
Speaker 7: Go in for lunch?
Speaker 6: The other one says, not me, I got pride?
Speaker 2: Or does the.
Speaker 4: Place have hot and cold running water?
Speaker 7: Yeah? You have to run next door for both.
Speaker 9: So you finally found a place to live.
Speaker 7: Red, Yes, I did, Anita.
Speaker 9: Well, in that.
Speaker 6: Case, may I please have my YWCA passed back?
Speaker 3: You proud of that?
Speaker 9: I'm glad you found a place, Red.
Speaker 6: I was going to get you one of those little
Speaker 6: prefabricated houses.
Speaker 10: Oh.
Speaker 6: I had one of those for a while. You know,
Speaker 6: only takes three hours to put them up. Of course,
Speaker 6: you have to put them up every three hours.
Speaker 7: Hey, they're wonderful. They don't take up much room. You know.
Speaker 6: Some of those apartments are so small that the room
Speaker 6: folds into the wall when you're.
Speaker 4: Not using it.
Speaker 9: Do you have a nice view, Red, Well, the.
Speaker 6: Back window looks right out at the neighbor's clothes line.
Speaker 7: That's no good.
Speaker 6: Well, it depends on who's washing that day.
Speaker 4: Wow, I hope you'll be happy, Red, Oh I will.
Speaker 7: You know there for a while I was living in.
Speaker 8: A trunk of a tree alone. Well I was at first,
Speaker 8: and skunk moved in with me.
Speaker 4: Well what happened?
Speaker 7: The FIA got wind of it, made him move.
Speaker 4: Well, I bet living in a tree was rather fun.
Speaker 7: Oh, it was rather pleasant.
Speaker 2: Rod.
Speaker 4: I had a meal served in bed, you know, in bed?
Speaker 6: Yeah, A friendly little squirrel used to bring me an
Speaker 6: acorn every morning. I used to make my own post
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Speaker 7: Did you have a toaster?
Speaker 6: No, I used to put a piece of bread. I
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Speaker 6: uh rod, Mister Raleigh said, I should remind you of
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Speaker 10: Day by day, I am falling all in love with you,
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Speaker 6: Any tonight we opened the story from the Skelton scrap
Speaker 6: Book of Satire and it's entitled Meeting Strangers.
Speaker 7: Our characters are fictional.
Speaker 8: If there's any similarity to persons living, don't worry. There's
Speaker 8: a game law that protects you.
Speaker 6: Chapter eighty five of Meeting Strangers is entitled war Brides.
Speaker 6: This is the story of an ex whack wave, a debutante,
Speaker 6: and her gi husband j Newton Numbskull on their way
Speaker 6: to meet.
Speaker 7: Her folks for the first time.
Speaker 6: Oh, just think, Newton, you're my husband and I'm your wife.
Speaker 7: Yeah, this is our honeymoon.
Speaker 6: Let's forget on gruesome details. Do you remember why you
Speaker 6: asked me.
Speaker 5: To marry you?
Speaker 7: Sure you were strangling me to dad?
Speaker 6: Well, we're almost home, new I hope Peter will like you,
Speaker 6: so do I.
Speaker 7: The one I'm worried about is your father.
Speaker 8: When talking to father, and you'll never argue with him,
Speaker 8: He's got a very bad temper.
Speaker 7: Oh I never argue. Oh yes you do. Oh no
Speaker 7: I don't.
Speaker 3: Oh yes you do.
Speaker 7: Oh no I don't.
Speaker 8: Oh I never win any however I do argue.
Speaker 9: Oh, I'm so worried about mother. I do hope you
Speaker 9: like you?
Speaker 7: Well you ought to.
Speaker 6: I don't have any vices. I got a sore and
Speaker 6: a chisel, but no vice. I don't drink, I don't gamble,
Speaker 6: and I don't stay out at night.
Speaker 3: But what do you do?
Speaker 7: I'm ashamed to tell you? Come on? Are you sure
Speaker 7: you'll keep it a secret until you die and six
Speaker 7: months thereafter? I won't tell a soul.
Speaker 9: What do you do?
Speaker 7: I choose sin sin?
Speaker 6: Now you know what gives me that double make care attitude.
Speaker 7: Are coming to where I live? Pretty big hush you
Speaker 7: got here in them?
Speaker 4: Why you know it's Gwendolyn. It's good to have you
Speaker 4: home again.
Speaker 7: Thank you, Jitters Newton.
Speaker 9: This is our butler and this is my husband, Jay Newton.
Speaker 7: I'ms gone a happy little blimping.
Speaker 4: Yes, we've all seen the papers. Your mother is waiting
Speaker 4: for you in the study.
Speaker 9: Would you take care of the luggage?
Speaker 4: What is it here?
Speaker 7: It is it's a box of Kleenex and a gunny sack.
Speaker 4: Walk this way, sir.
Speaker 7: I would have bet a pair of shoes like you're wearing.
Speaker 4: And I suppose the Army was a great experience.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'll have plenty to tell my children.
Speaker 4: What are you going to tell them?
Speaker 5: Join the navy?
Speaker 4: Why you know?
Speaker 7: This is the biggest house I ever saw.
Speaker 6: It makes Texas look like a motel and on it.
Speaker 4: Oh, this isn't so big.
Speaker 6: Oh, now come the sun shining in the living room
Speaker 6: at midnight out in the kitchen.
Speaker 4: But here's your mother's study.
Speaker 9: Thank you to Gwendolin.
Speaker 3: My dear, is it true?
Speaker 9: Is it true? Our neigh is rules?
Speaker 7: You listen to a lot of them daytime serial programs.
Speaker 9: Mother, mother, this is my husband, Jay Newton. Numbskull, he
Speaker 9: looks at.
Speaker 7: You're proud that ain't here.
Speaker 9: Numbskull, numbscull.
Speaker 12: Are you any relation to the numbsculls of the Gold Coast?
Speaker 7: Yes, my father was a beach comber.
Speaker 3: There.
Speaker 9: Are you a college man?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 6: This is a suit I picked up when I got
Speaker 6: out of the army.
Speaker 5: I'm a CPA.
Speaker 7: That will help.
Speaker 9: Oh you mean certified public accountant?
Speaker 6: Oh, certified plumber's assistant. I'm pretty brilliant, though in the army.
Speaker 6: I did go to private candidate school.
Speaker 9: Please Newton try to win her over.
Speaker 6: Are you really Gwenlan's mother? You don't look in day
Speaker 6: over in thirty?
Speaker 2: Really?
Speaker 7: Yeah, you look twenty years over that.
Speaker 9: Down young man? Are you one of the four hundred.
Speaker 7: One of the fourth Kwinland? You didn't tell me you'd
Speaker 7: been married before?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 6: Do I mean?
Speaker 9: Are you part of the upper crust?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 7: No, not exactly. I would say I was more of
Speaker 7: a soggy middle.
Speaker 3: Night.
Speaker 12: I'm afraid you'll have to have this whole thing ano,
Speaker 12: what get up?
Speaker 2: Ah?
Speaker 7: You listen to me, sir.
Speaker 6: You're like a lot of people I know now that
Speaker 6: the fireworks is over, everyone was equal while it lasted.
Speaker 6: It seems to me that two people fall in love,
Speaker 6: that's their business, regardless to their position in life. You
Speaker 6: and others like you'd better wake up to the fact
Speaker 6: that we're all just people and we gotta get along
Speaker 6: as long as little decent kids want to be happy,
Speaker 6: and it's a small reward and return for what they've done.
Speaker 6: Why but I'm sorry I didn't think.
Speaker 7: All right, oh mousehut from you love new Mother?
Speaker 6: Really, once you get to know him, now you too
Speaker 6: kiss and make up? Oh ahead, and it's too soon
Speaker 6: after lunch. Okay, I'll kiss.
Speaker 9: Her my Where did you learn to kiss like that?
Speaker 6: Inhaling that last druck? Or coffee from sea rationing care?
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Speaker 6: Now, David Forrest and his orchestra plays one of George
Speaker 6: Gershwin's greatest hids, Embraceable you one.
Speaker 7: Thank you very much, David.
Speaker 6: Chapter eighty three of Meeting People is entitled Blitness Pays Dividends.
Speaker 6: When you're having a rich relative to come to pay
Speaker 6: a visit, you can always count on a little child
Speaker 6: in the family to fix things up for you.
Speaker 12: UNI very going to be in the next.
Speaker 6: Hi, I'm gonna be in trouble.
Speaker 9: What are you doing?
Speaker 7: I am fixing me with a no opinion here.
Speaker 12: Which I just had a fixed so you couldn't get out.
Speaker 7: I can get out.
Speaker 6: You.
Speaker 12: You look at your dirty You look like a little thing.
Speaker 6: That's what you get for keeping me in a pin
Speaker 6: all day?
Speaker 9: What are you doing in that mud puddle?
Speaker 6: Well, I was out there sailing me with a wooden
Speaker 6: boat and I was playing in the fintibo tase.
Speaker 9: Well, how did you get sweat man overboard? Did you deliberately?
Speaker 12: When you're with me, you'll find out that you're out
Speaker 12: that your truth and never got a spanking?
Speaker 6: Well me, the book is going to read a little differently.
Speaker 12: How are you going to be like George Washington and
Speaker 12: tell me the truth?
Speaker 6: Yes, ma'am, I cannot tell her lie, I deliberately jump
Speaker 6: into mud podder.
Speaker 9: That doesn't.
Speaker 6: That proves history never repeated.
Speaker 3: Why don't you I told you I was jumping.
Speaker 9: Thanked you before. I'm really.
Speaker 12: I should be, after all, I'm lucky.
Speaker 3: I'm not.
Speaker 7: Yeah, you're lucky.
Speaker 3: You've got me blessings alone?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 3: No, stop, I.
Speaker 9: I'm sorry. But what am I going to do with you?
Speaker 6: You seem to be doing all right without any She
Speaker 6: guestioned for me, stop this nonsense and getting the house?
Speaker 6: I do that?
Speaker 9: What did he get cleaned up?
Speaker 12: I just got the telegram And who do you think
Speaker 12: it's coming to visit us?
Speaker 6: The cop he's going up the river again?
Speaker 7: How good?
Speaker 6: Stop that?
Speaker 9: Policemen don't send telegrams.
Speaker 7: And who's coming?
Speaker 12: Your uncle Jim is coming and he hasn't seen you
Speaker 12: since you were three weeks old.
Speaker 9: He's anxious to see you.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 6: Do you think he's strong enough to stand the shop?
Speaker 9: Let's hope so.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you know, Junior, he was here when you were born.
Speaker 12: Really, in fact, he took the gun away from your father.
Speaker 6: I love me you does Grandma? What does Uncle Jim
Speaker 6: looks like her?
Speaker 12: He's the one with the beard or his pictures hanging
Speaker 12: in the back bedroom.
Speaker 6: You mean i'd picture to cover you up the big
Speaker 6: rat hole.
Speaker 12: That reminds me i'd better move it into the living room.
Speaker 7: You must have money, huh, Junior.
Speaker 9: We all love Uncle Jim.
Speaker 6: Bag for your shelf caddle. I ain't seen his will yet.
Speaker 12: When your Uncle Jim arrives, don't make fun of his beard.
Speaker 12: I want you to admire. He's very proud of you.
Speaker 6: I'll do more than that where you.
Speaker 9: Wouldn't touch his beard.
Speaker 7: You're kidding.
Speaker 6: You Just keep laughing, Kato.
Speaker 7: That's how.
Speaker 6: You've heard of Jack the jabber. I'm Junior the clipper.
Speaker 9: You kip his beard and I'll clip you.
Speaker 12: It's now gone along kick walk, okay, I will run
Speaker 12: an uncle, come on, he's coming and he is gonna do.
Speaker 6: He has to stay home.
Speaker 9: And don't slam.
Speaker 6: Don't slam what don't stand the door? That's what I thought.
Speaker 6: I work with faith. Now first I'll pushing water in me.
Speaker 6: We don't hand. Oh, I think I could stand another drop.
Speaker 5: Or tool there?
Speaker 6: What are you doing now? Would you be mad if
Speaker 6: I told you I was wiping my face on the curtain,
Speaker 6: I'd be so. I'm not gonna tell you. I'll let
Speaker 6: you finding out for your shelf. And oh, I will
Speaker 6: go somebody I can. I got company, I got company.
Speaker 6: Welcome to life can be horrible.
Speaker 7: You must be junior. Yeah, you must be disappointed.
Speaker 6: Boy, Look at that weird look at them, either him
Speaker 6: or some guy delivering the match. But I don't know where.
Speaker 9: Now you're looking.
Speaker 6: You just say that because he got money and he
Speaker 6: might die any day.
Speaker 7: Still are you?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 7: I'm worn out.
Speaker 6: You must be worn out. Somebody stuffings coming through your chin.
Speaker 13: Now, I'm so tired after that long trip. I'd like
Speaker 13: to get off my people.
Speaker 7: Well here, shut down here, thank you, Jody.
Speaker 6: Wait, I get the care stupid uncle.
Speaker 12: Hi there, I'm having troubled with sick. So he won't
Speaker 12: mind at all.
Speaker 7: Oh, it's nothing. That was the same way as a kid.
Speaker 6: Now, don't look, I don't have much look forward to.
Speaker 6: It's gonna be good from now on.
Speaker 7: Boy Berna. You just don't handle him right, do like
Speaker 7: I do with my kid.
Speaker 3: Let him do what he wants.
Speaker 6: Where has you been all me life?
Speaker 7: Hey?
Speaker 6: What you got wrapped up to her?
Speaker 7: Uncle Jim? Oh look, Junior, and I have brought you
Speaker 7: this baby gear. You mean me?
Speaker 6: Well, you're not gonna do anything I want to? He
Speaker 6: ordered no better than.
Speaker 4: That, Junior.
Speaker 13: You wouldn't shoot that gun in the house. Would You
Speaker 13: wouldn't shoot that gun in the house.
Speaker 6: You gotta be quicker with him questions just to let
Speaker 6: him do anything.
Speaker 3: He wants to.
Speaker 7: Just ignore him. He'll get over wanting to be destructive.
Speaker 6: Yah, but no, no, it's gonna Let just see.
Speaker 7: The t you know. I think I'll lie down on
Speaker 7: the dive in and taken that.
Speaker 4: I'm all tired out.
Speaker 6: I'll take Junior into the other No, no, I would
Speaker 6: stay here and watch Uncle Jim's beard show. Nothing will
Speaker 6: happen through that while he can sleep?
Speaker 13: Well, Junior, what could happen to my beard while I'm asleep?
Speaker 6: I haven't decided yet.
Speaker 9: Yourself down. I'm putting you on your honor.
Speaker 6: You're putting me on a spot.
Speaker 7: That's why you do you Let Uncle Jim get some risk.
Speaker 6: Lay down, I go out.
Speaker 4: Uh it's peaceful.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Anybody thinks I went out of that room is a
Speaker 6: stranger in town. You can't see me, but I as
Speaker 6: under the divan. That's one of themericles of radio.
Speaker 7: Boy.
Speaker 6: Look at that beard. That's you're companion boy. I could
Speaker 6: make him quick money clipping that beard off and selling
Speaker 6: it the bird to make nest with you.
Speaker 7: Up to me?
Speaker 6: Dirty one boy? What a fine hunker beer is? Old
Speaker 6: hair faced gym will soon be known as nicked face?
Speaker 6: WILLI magnium hoard and all that stuff with rugs so
Speaker 6: hard to get?
Speaker 10: Uh?
Speaker 6: Oh, I see him. This might shorten me life with
Speaker 6: little you know? And then again, why am I wasting
Speaker 6: me time thinking about it? I'm gonna do it anyhow,
Speaker 6: Oh boy, oh God, look at that, but be careful.
Speaker 6: I might fight a rabbit down here, jumping boy. I
Speaker 6: chop top top top eat, you look kind of nicked now,
Speaker 6: chop chop top top top pop top top chop up here,
Speaker 6: Oh crazyer crazy cut the other one, mack it up? Yeah,
Speaker 6: hell uncle, damn, wake up, wake up, Wake up with you.
Speaker 7: Yeah. Look, look at your beard.
Speaker 5: Look at your beard.
Speaker 7: Oh it looks nice on you. Du my beer. It
Speaker 7: was a five years broke and.
Speaker 6: I creamed to a five o'clock shadowed. And you mean,
Speaker 6: what's coming off in here?
Speaker 7: Don't you? Junior?
Speaker 9: You didn't cut his fears off?
Speaker 6: That ain't Margaret O'Brien laying there, kid out.
Speaker 9: Now you're going to get.
Speaker 7: No, no, don't punish.
Speaker 12: You know you realize he's cut off your feard.
Speaker 13: It is, but you know, after looking at myself, and
Speaker 13: I think I'm better off without it.
Speaker 5: I look and few years younger.
Speaker 7: You double across me.
Speaker 6: I usually have nice memories about a thing like that.
Speaker 6: I keep going like this, things not happen away. I
Speaker 6: want to be like Barbara Standwick when you're around yelling
Speaker 6: my cant I don't remember.
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