1 00:00:00,360 --> 00:00:02,759 Speaker 1: You know, they talk about the Scottish and they talk 2 00:00:02,799 --> 00:00:07,080 about hooking up and selens like man, woman, animals, dog 3 00:00:09,039 --> 00:00:15,960 redundant and also uh. 4 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:37,439 Speaker 2: Whoa Yeah, okay. 5 00:00:33,039 --> 00:00:36,600 Speaker 1: Hilo, Welcome to another brand spanking new episode of bad TV. 6 00:00:36,960 --> 00:00:41,840 Speaker 3: Hey, hey, Del, I'm gonna kill some time while you 7 00:00:41,920 --> 00:00:45,200 find the reads for our amazing spon you can. 8 00:00:45,119 --> 00:00:46,240 Speaker 1: Reach over there right over here. 9 00:00:46,280 --> 00:00:48,880 Speaker 3: Yeah, because we got Rula coming up in a company 10 00:00:48,960 --> 00:00:50,079 called Loomy. 11 00:00:50,479 --> 00:00:54,759 Speaker 1: Yeah, the best I'm breaking. I'm freaking zoinked out of 12 00:00:54,799 --> 00:00:56,079 my goard right now on Loomy. 13 00:00:56,719 --> 00:00:57,039 Speaker 3: Really. 14 00:00:57,280 --> 00:01:01,079 Speaker 1: Yeah, watch what happens. Watch the magic of Loomy take 15 00:01:01,119 --> 00:01:01,719 place right here. 16 00:01:01,759 --> 00:01:02,359 Speaker 3: I can't wait. 17 00:01:03,799 --> 00:01:12,480 Speaker 1: So what's going on with you? 18 00:01:12,640 --> 00:01:13,159 Speaker 3: Not much? 19 00:01:14,519 --> 00:01:16,439 Speaker 1: You ask anybody how their summer's going lately. 20 00:01:16,640 --> 00:01:19,640 Speaker 3: No, I'm not going to do that anymore because you 21 00:01:19,760 --> 00:01:23,840 do that and occasionally someone will say it's not going well, 22 00:01:23,920 --> 00:01:25,879 and then you make the mistake of doing the follow 23 00:01:25,959 --> 00:01:28,959 up question, which is why what's going on? And then 24 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:32,040 they tell you that their squirrel died, Samantha, the squirrel died. 25 00:01:31,879 --> 00:01:34,280 Speaker 1: And then you go, okay, well now I'm now I'm 26 00:01:34,280 --> 00:01:39,359 in a conversation about emotional doldrums with somebody who has 27 00:01:39,400 --> 00:01:43,319 a pet squirrel. And that is in case you're tracking. 28 00:01:45,280 --> 00:01:48,640 You never want to be there, no ever, not once 29 00:01:48,760 --> 00:01:50,760 in your life do you want to be in that situation? 30 00:01:51,239 --> 00:01:54,239 Unle ssure one of these freaking sick you know, voyeuristic 31 00:01:54,239 --> 00:01:57,439 people who like to go around and just collecting things 32 00:01:57,439 --> 00:02:01,359 from people, you know, emotions and whatnot. Yeah, a lot 33 00:02:01,400 --> 00:02:06,200 of not me. Yeah, five stars kind of words. You 34 00:02:06,280 --> 00:02:07,519 got a couple more reviews? 35 00:02:07,760 --> 00:02:12,560 Speaker 3: Oh but yeah, how are they o? Not good? 36 00:02:13,240 --> 00:02:16,360 Speaker 1: You know? One of my favorite things to do is 37 00:02:16,840 --> 00:02:20,520 read one star reviews to Pat because I know that 38 00:02:20,919 --> 00:02:23,800 it makes him sad, and I love making him sad. 39 00:02:23,919 --> 00:02:25,439 Speaker 3: Now I want to say this though, This is what 40 00:02:25,479 --> 00:02:27,280 I tell myself at night when I cry myself to 41 00:02:27,319 --> 00:02:30,479 sleep after someone tells us that we suck. I say, 42 00:02:30,560 --> 00:02:33,039 you know what, that's actually a fan and they're doing 43 00:02:33,080 --> 00:02:34,159 that to get a rise. 44 00:02:33,960 --> 00:02:37,960 Speaker 1: Out of me. Well, whichever way you want to cut 45 00:02:37,960 --> 00:02:39,560 it today, you are not going to have to lie 46 00:02:39,599 --> 00:02:41,840 to yourself because we only have five stars. 47 00:02:41,919 --> 00:02:42,560 Speaker 3: I knew it. 48 00:02:43,120 --> 00:02:45,439 Speaker 1: These are so sweet. We're so happy that you guys 49 00:02:45,560 --> 00:02:49,240 are are jumping in the reviews. We really love to 50 00:02:49,280 --> 00:02:54,240 hear from you, like this from Megan Night MC five 51 00:02:54,280 --> 00:02:58,280 cards and Ruby's a genius. These guys make me laugh 52 00:02:58,360 --> 00:03:00,479 so much. I could listen to them talk about anything. 53 00:03:00,520 --> 00:03:03,199 After five years, they truly feel like family. Oh my god, 54 00:03:03,240 --> 00:03:07,199 thanks for sticking around for so long. This is from 55 00:03:07,680 --> 00:03:10,879 Mark five one, three six. This is the seventh man 56 00:03:11,560 --> 00:03:13,759 that listens to our show. My favorite part is they 57 00:03:14,439 --> 00:03:17,360 is then they randomly cut to a commercial break while 58 00:03:17,439 --> 00:03:18,800 the host are in the middle of an on air 59 00:03:19,240 --> 00:03:21,800 product endorsement. Five stars. We got to work on that. Yeah, 60 00:03:21,840 --> 00:03:24,159 I told, I said, you know what, I'm gonna do 61 00:03:24,159 --> 00:03:26,840 that now. Okay, I'm gonna do that for this episode. Okay, 62 00:03:26,879 --> 00:03:30,159 no more. But you know what this one is really 63 00:03:30,719 --> 00:03:34,919 I forgot. I said this, that's not my plate, says 64 00:03:34,960 --> 00:03:37,879 five stars. Kind words. Dylan's line who needs bow type 65 00:03:37,919 --> 00:03:40,439 pasta and when you have an imagination threw me into 66 00:03:40,639 --> 00:03:43,800 a deep existential crisis. Five stars. That's a pretty good 67 00:03:43,840 --> 00:03:47,080 line from the old Dilmo. I said, props. Yeah, thanks man. 68 00:03:47,560 --> 00:03:50,599 All right, so listen, this fucking gaggle of sea rats 69 00:03:50,680 --> 00:03:53,000 is giving us a season that we have not seen 70 00:03:53,039 --> 00:03:56,800 in some times. I love this season. The lenses are fantastic, 71 00:03:57,360 --> 00:04:01,039 The ball of snakes is sliding all over the place, 72 00:04:01,120 --> 00:04:04,879 we have amazingly cool Lesmo stuff, we have amazingly cool 73 00:04:04,919 --> 00:04:10,080 bisexual stuff. We have amazingly cool arrested development characters who 74 00:04:11,280 --> 00:04:15,000 will forgive but not forget. I give this episode one 75 00:04:15,080 --> 00:04:17,040 hundred baybas. I mean it's so good. 76 00:04:18,279 --> 00:04:20,800 Speaker 3: Yeah, it was pretty great. I mean I think they 77 00:04:20,920 --> 00:04:23,720 understand now that every version of this show needs to 78 00:04:23,879 --> 00:04:27,920 have a two day off Sea rat House, like you know, 79 00:04:28,079 --> 00:04:32,160 top Chefs, like restaurant Wars, like they have to have 80 00:04:32,199 --> 00:04:35,519 Sea rat House. Yeah, because it's just so amazing. 81 00:04:35,639 --> 00:04:37,800 Speaker 1: Yeah, it is amazing, really really. 82 00:04:38,040 --> 00:04:42,199 Speaker 3: I love this episode. Chef Anthony is continuing to spiral 83 00:04:42,360 --> 00:04:43,959 into whatever darkness. 84 00:04:43,839 --> 00:04:46,360 Speaker 1: We gotta start calling him like Tobias or something. I 85 00:04:46,360 --> 00:04:49,240 don't know. This is like a joke at this point, right. 86 00:04:49,160 --> 00:04:54,079 Speaker 3: Mm all right, So look, I'd never insinuate that someone 87 00:04:54,120 --> 00:04:56,959 should move out of their comfort zone, but Fraser, you 88 00:04:57,079 --> 00:04:59,040 absolutely should make out with a girl to close that 89 00:04:59,160 --> 00:05:03,160 circle of everybody just hooking up with everybody. Oh yeah 90 00:05:02,920 --> 00:05:06,040 yeah yeah, and uh, I think. 91 00:05:05,920 --> 00:05:07,720 Speaker 1: I don't think that he would. I think that he 92 00:05:07,800 --> 00:05:09,879 finds that women have cooties. 93 00:05:10,160 --> 00:05:11,279 Speaker 3: Yeah, I think so too. 94 00:05:11,399 --> 00:05:12,360 Speaker 1: Yeah, I love that guy. 95 00:05:12,839 --> 00:05:17,279 Speaker 3: I think he'll come back on. Let's see what else 96 00:05:17,279 --> 00:05:18,040 do we have here? 97 00:05:19,079 --> 00:05:21,560 Speaker 1: Don't and I'm not saying that you are. Do not 98 00:05:21,759 --> 00:05:22,759 beg for this man. 99 00:05:23,120 --> 00:05:26,160 Speaker 3: Okay, I would never beg for anybody. 100 00:05:26,240 --> 00:05:29,439 Speaker 1: Okay, good Frasier, get out of here. 101 00:05:29,720 --> 00:05:33,920 Speaker 3: Oh, come on, friends of the show. Uh okay. I 102 00:05:33,959 --> 00:05:36,839 loved all of it. Hugo Boss is the one that 103 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:42,079 I'm fascinated with by the most. Yeah, Damo, finally we 104 00:05:42,160 --> 00:05:44,839 got some like we're going deep in these sea rat histories, 105 00:05:45,079 --> 00:05:47,399 like we're like on episode eight or nine, like fuck 106 00:05:47,480 --> 00:05:49,839 you production. Now we're starting to get down to the 107 00:05:49,879 --> 00:05:53,399 nitty gritty of where these people come from and why 108 00:05:53,399 --> 00:05:53,879 they're here. 109 00:05:53,920 --> 00:05:56,040 Speaker 1: We're getting to the caramel cone of their pain. 110 00:05:57,639 --> 00:06:01,720 Speaker 3: Which is always the best part. Yeah fourteen knots oh. 111 00:06:01,600 --> 00:06:03,800 Speaker 1: I meant to say the caramel core. Do you remember, 112 00:06:03,920 --> 00:06:06,199 you know how Brandy Jury's did that where they just 113 00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:09,160 stuck a little fucking slug of caramel in the middle 114 00:06:09,199 --> 00:06:09,600 of the pint. 115 00:06:09,920 --> 00:06:11,879 Speaker 3: Is that true? I think it depends on the flavor. 116 00:06:11,879 --> 00:06:15,879 But Hogan DAW's famously had the fudge seal that you 117 00:06:15,920 --> 00:06:17,120 had to crack to get into. 118 00:06:17,279 --> 00:06:21,439 Speaker 1: I'm not talking about a fudge seal, miss me with 119 00:06:21,519 --> 00:06:25,920 that shit. And also McDonald's like I've been burned way 120 00:06:25,959 --> 00:06:29,800 too many times. I'm not even going to inquire about 121 00:06:29,800 --> 00:06:32,680 whether or not you have any tasty treats. Like, let's 122 00:06:32,800 --> 00:06:34,199 just save each other the harder. 123 00:06:34,319 --> 00:06:36,439 Speaker 3: I can help you. They have ice cream cones? 124 00:06:37,439 --> 00:06:39,680 Speaker 1: No they don't, Yes they do. They know their machines 125 00:06:39,720 --> 00:06:42,600 are down. Oh it's a thing. You don't know that 126 00:06:42,720 --> 00:06:45,480 I was unaware. Oh it's a big thing. 127 00:06:45,800 --> 00:06:48,439 Speaker 3: Oh wow. Oh it's like a big thing. Like that 128 00:06:48,439 --> 00:06:50,639 guy that was cheating on his wife at the Coalplay concert. 129 00:06:50,720 --> 00:06:55,680 Speaker 1: I would say more like Watergate. Wow, I don't know 130 00:06:55,720 --> 00:06:58,759 how you don't know about this? Oh man, yeah. 131 00:06:58,639 --> 00:07:02,000 Speaker 3: No, but I will. And Carls Junior can sue me. 132 00:07:02,680 --> 00:07:05,240 Let me tell you something, Carls, you can't squeeze blood 133 00:07:05,240 --> 00:07:07,040 out of a turnip. There's nothing to get out of me. 134 00:07:07,839 --> 00:07:10,639 Your food is disgusting. Oh yeah, we should get like 135 00:07:11,040 --> 00:07:14,160 some health inspectors in there. I ate a cheeseburger last 136 00:07:14,199 --> 00:07:15,959 year from there. It was like they had dunked it 137 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:18,560 in a swimming pool an hour before and then served 138 00:07:18,600 --> 00:07:21,079 it to me. I only took like two bites and 139 00:07:21,120 --> 00:07:29,879 they have no worthy tasty treats. Yeah yeah, yeah, really problematic. 140 00:07:29,959 --> 00:07:33,720 Speaker 1: Yeah, Hey hey, hey, carls. Are your hearties or are 141 00:07:33,759 --> 00:07:34,439 your carls? 142 00:07:34,800 --> 00:07:35,319 Speaker 3: They both? 143 00:07:35,600 --> 00:07:40,279 Speaker 1: And also I don't want a Mexican menu attached to 144 00:07:40,319 --> 00:07:41,079 your kookie. 145 00:07:41,120 --> 00:07:46,040 Speaker 3: Already they've ended that collaboration. Have boreen Burrito? 146 00:07:46,399 --> 00:07:46,680 Speaker 4: Yes? 147 00:07:46,959 --> 00:07:49,360 Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yes, all right, So let's get back to 148 00:07:49,439 --> 00:07:52,079 the show, because this is what is important to the show. 149 00:07:52,839 --> 00:07:56,319 Fantastic episode. How many pots do you? 150 00:07:56,480 --> 00:07:57,959 Speaker 3: I already gave it fourteen pots? 151 00:07:57,959 --> 00:07:58,399 Speaker 1: Oh really? 152 00:07:58,600 --> 00:07:59,000 Speaker 3: Yeah? 153 00:07:59,040 --> 00:07:59,120 Speaker 1: All? 154 00:07:59,199 --> 00:08:00,000 Speaker 3: Can I start the show? 155 00:08:00,519 --> 00:08:00,759 Speaker 1: Yeah? 156 00:08:00,800 --> 00:08:04,399 Speaker 3: All right? Chef Anthony is comforting rainbow. Yeah, okay, and 157 00:08:04,439 --> 00:08:09,759 he knows what pain is. But I think we all' 158 00:08:11,199 --> 00:08:15,279 that's hey, that's crazy man, Sophie. 159 00:08:15,480 --> 00:08:18,680 Speaker 1: For those not in the know, I'm laughing at the 160 00:08:18,800 --> 00:08:23,279 unsaid mockery of Anthony losing out to his uncle who 161 00:08:23,319 --> 00:08:24,079 claimed his wife. 162 00:08:24,160 --> 00:08:27,199 Speaker 3: Now I'm gonna say, Sophie's choice. Tell your unclass sex 163 00:08:27,240 --> 00:08:29,639 with your wife or you're caught on a jumbo screen 164 00:08:29,879 --> 00:08:31,720 with your side piece out of coalplay cots. 165 00:08:31,800 --> 00:08:36,759 Speaker 1: Uh, definitely the you know what? I thought? That was 166 00:08:36,799 --> 00:08:39,480 a very clear answer. I knew which road in the 167 00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:43,200 fork to take. Both are covered in fog right now. 168 00:08:43,200 --> 00:08:43,840 I don't know. 169 00:08:44,840 --> 00:08:47,559 Speaker 3: Uh, I'm gonna let my uncle have sex with my wife. 170 00:08:47,559 --> 00:08:49,600 Because I don't want to be seen at a Coldplay concert. 171 00:08:49,639 --> 00:08:51,639 Speaker 1: Oh that's a good point. That's a good point. Although 172 00:08:51,679 --> 00:08:55,120 those those productions are so marvelous. I mean, they really bring. 173 00:08:54,960 --> 00:09:00,159 Speaker 3: A lot of you sto they If you want a 174 00:09:00,159 --> 00:09:04,799 good chuckle, go click on what is it? What would 175 00:09:04,840 --> 00:09:07,279 be the word for it? Before Coldplay comes on the stage, 176 00:09:07,320 --> 00:09:10,759 they run an eight minute package about how their tour 177 00:09:11,519 --> 00:09:13,000 is actually helping the environment. 178 00:09:13,320 --> 00:09:17,120 Speaker 1: Yeah, we've covered it before. Yeah, it's I watched the 179 00:09:17,120 --> 00:09:22,879 the FIFA Club World Cup halftime show cole Players plan 180 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:25,240 and there was a make a wish thing going on 181 00:09:25,360 --> 00:09:33,519 that was I mean, fuck, just be grateful to have 182 00:09:34,080 --> 00:09:36,840 you know, let's say you're a little overweight, you have 183 00:09:36,879 --> 00:09:39,600 a pimple, Just be lucky you have forearms and likes. Okay, 184 00:09:39,639 --> 00:09:43,240 that's right, think about it. 185 00:09:44,639 --> 00:09:45,000 Speaker 2: All right? 186 00:09:45,960 --> 00:09:48,840 Speaker 1: All right, So you give the guy a break. I mean, 187 00:09:48,879 --> 00:09:50,600 every episode you have to dunk. 188 00:09:50,399 --> 00:09:53,320 Speaker 3: On a knucklehead. You saw what he became at the 189 00:09:53,360 --> 00:09:55,559 end of this episode, mostly alcohol fueld. 190 00:09:56,559 --> 00:10:00,320 Speaker 1: So Rainbow is crying and Sarcastile sees her a and 191 00:10:00,440 --> 00:10:02,159 she sees her tears and says, I think I need 192 00:10:02,200 --> 00:10:07,360 a break. Circ to Sola has the emotional intelligence or 193 00:10:08,039 --> 00:10:14,759 emotional chaos of the joker. Cirque de Solane cares not 194 00:10:15,039 --> 00:10:18,639 for a single human beings well being, but her own. 195 00:10:18,759 --> 00:10:20,960 Speaker 3: She said she wishes there was another version of her 196 00:10:21,039 --> 00:10:22,000 that she could have sex with. 197 00:10:23,080 --> 00:10:26,960 Speaker 1: Yeah, she's a real agent of chaos man. All right. 198 00:10:27,039 --> 00:10:28,799 So Carrie's son is getting braces. 199 00:10:29,720 --> 00:10:32,039 Speaker 3: Very cute. I love the name Sawyer, very cute. 200 00:10:32,120 --> 00:10:34,240 Speaker 1: Sawyer is a great name, A great name for a 201 00:10:34,279 --> 00:10:34,759 white kid. 202 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:37,440 Speaker 3: Yeah, ye say yeah, yeah, all right. So just to 203 00:10:37,519 --> 00:10:38,440 jump back for a second or. 204 00:10:38,519 --> 00:10:43,480 Speaker 1: So, Chinese kid named Sawyer. That could work well, could 205 00:10:43,480 --> 00:10:46,639 be an immigration name, like a New Land name. Still, 206 00:10:47,039 --> 00:10:50,519 that's a real that's a real heavy swing at the 207 00:10:51,080 --> 00:10:52,480 at the baseball. 208 00:10:52,279 --> 00:10:57,080 Speaker 3: Yeah, I know. But Sawyer uh kind of sings like innovative. 209 00:10:57,200 --> 00:10:59,440 Like it wasn't Tom Sawyer the one that tricked that 210 00:10:59,519 --> 00:11:02,240 kid into that fence all day today? Is Tom? 211 00:11:02,320 --> 00:11:05,000 Speaker 1: Say you're talking about that, You're talking about Geddy Lee. 212 00:11:05,399 --> 00:11:07,360 Speaker 3: No, I'm talking about the market today? 213 00:11:07,440 --> 00:11:10,840 Speaker 1: Is Tom saw I never heard of it. How do 214 00:11:10,879 --> 00:11:13,480 you feel about Rush? 215 00:11:13,559 --> 00:11:18,200 Speaker 3: They have enough good music that I don't hate them. 216 00:11:18,320 --> 00:11:19,120 Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah. 217 00:11:19,159 --> 00:11:22,039 Speaker 3: Their drummer, Tom Pert, is regarded as the best drummer 218 00:11:22,039 --> 00:11:22,840 in the world. 219 00:11:23,200 --> 00:11:24,840 Speaker 1: Get in the comments, let us know what you think 220 00:11:24,879 --> 00:11:27,799 about Rush And if you've ever heard of this guy, 221 00:11:29,320 --> 00:11:35,039 what'd you say, Tom Pert? No, Tom Sawyer, Mark Twain, 222 00:11:35,159 --> 00:11:35,559 Mark Twain. 223 00:11:35,600 --> 00:11:37,799 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, let us let her now. Let me bounce 224 00:11:37,840 --> 00:11:40,080 back here for a second. So Rainbow retreats to that 225 00:11:40,120 --> 00:11:42,120 guest bedroom and gets back to work, and that's when 226 00:11:42,159 --> 00:11:45,879 Frasier finds her and she tells him that the subordinates 227 00:11:45,879 --> 00:11:51,720 because she's basically managing two people underneath her. Says, they 228 00:11:51,720 --> 00:11:55,519 don't listen to her and they don't have her back. 229 00:11:55,759 --> 00:12:03,200 Speaker 1: Being the second in command over this. This circ to Solan, 230 00:12:03,960 --> 00:12:09,759 this Barbera is a little bit like trying to train 231 00:12:09,840 --> 00:12:13,919 that chimpanzee that ripped that woman's face off. It's an 232 00:12:13,919 --> 00:12:18,039 impossible task. I mean, you may have good days, but 233 00:12:18,200 --> 00:12:20,799 you will have a bad day and your face might 234 00:12:20,840 --> 00:12:21,519 get ripped off. 235 00:12:22,279 --> 00:12:27,320 Speaker 3: God, the audio that is terrifying. Definitely well she explains 236 00:12:27,360 --> 00:12:28,639 this and once again, oh you know. 237 00:12:28,639 --> 00:12:31,919 Speaker 1: What else reminds me of watch this? I interrupted you 238 00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:35,039 for that's okay. There's an Australian man in a wellness 239 00:12:35,080 --> 00:12:39,720 retreat that was trying to mediate the conflict between Lisa 240 00:12:39,799 --> 00:12:44,000 and Larsa on real House of Wives, Miami's guru. Yeah, 241 00:12:44,039 --> 00:12:46,279 he's a guru. You can hear us break that down 242 00:12:46,320 --> 00:12:49,240 with Ruby Rubs at Patrian doat com Slash another podcast network. 243 00:12:49,279 --> 00:12:51,600 Donate a little or a little bit more, so go ahead. 244 00:12:51,399 --> 00:12:55,480 Speaker 3: Great tease. Okay. So Rainbow lets us know that she 245 00:12:55,559 --> 00:12:58,720 thinks these people are snakes in the grass. And this 246 00:12:58,759 --> 00:13:01,840 is a direct quote. When they had their chance, they 247 00:13:01,879 --> 00:13:05,159 took their shot. Coincidentally, that's how she murdered her younger 248 00:13:05,240 --> 00:13:07,919 sister on Death Island. She was her sister was like 249 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:10,519 drinking a coconut walking through the jungle. A second later, 250 00:13:10,559 --> 00:13:12,639 her head looked like a pumpkin with a stick of 251 00:13:12,720 --> 00:13:13,200 dynamite and. 252 00:13:13,159 --> 00:13:15,639 Speaker 1: It yeah and taste three. Rainbow had been worn down 253 00:13:15,799 --> 00:13:19,320 and was willing to kill, and so was her sister, 254 00:13:19,679 --> 00:13:23,080 and she was just relaxing. She was dehydrated because their 255 00:13:23,080 --> 00:13:25,960 father put four coconuts on the island and that was it. 256 00:13:26,080 --> 00:13:27,840 He figured that it wasn't going to take that long 257 00:13:27,879 --> 00:13:31,159 for them to slaughter one another. So when you're thirsty, 258 00:13:31,360 --> 00:13:33,799 worn down and both of you are trying to kill 259 00:13:33,799 --> 00:13:37,000 each other, can you blame Rainbow for exploding her sister's head? 260 00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:38,120 Speaker 3: Wash? Callous mistake. 261 00:13:39,039 --> 00:13:45,360 Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, there's no rest for the wicked or in 262 00:13:45,440 --> 00:13:50,919 a freaking sister got led to the death, and if 263 00:13:50,960 --> 00:13:52,960 you went through something like that, you might need a 264 00:13:52,960 --> 00:13:53,559 little help. 265 00:13:53,759 --> 00:13:55,960 Speaker 3: Oh are we talking about RULA here? 266 00:13:56,080 --> 00:13:59,879 Speaker 1: Of course, we're talking about RULA. With RULA patients typic 267 00:14:00,320 --> 00:14:04,799 pay fifteen dollars a session. When using insurance, you can 268 00:14:04,840 --> 00:14:09,240 connect with quality therapists and mental health experts who specialize 269 00:14:09,639 --> 00:14:10,480 in you. 270 00:14:10,879 --> 00:14:14,039 Speaker 3: Hey, can you imagine Rainbow using this service? And she should. 271 00:14:14,240 --> 00:14:16,759 And the first call is like the therapists who these 272 00:14:16,759 --> 00:14:22,360 are all experienced therapists, Rainbow says, well, she says, what's 273 00:14:22,440 --> 00:14:24,799 going on? Well, tell me about yourself, Rainbow s well, 274 00:14:24,840 --> 00:14:26,879 I murdered both my sisters. 275 00:14:27,080 --> 00:14:29,759 Speaker 1: Yeah, you know my therapist. I went to a facocta 276 00:14:29,799 --> 00:14:32,480 young therapist. The fans know all too much about it. 277 00:14:32,879 --> 00:14:35,000 She charged out of pocket. It was way too expensive. 278 00:14:35,039 --> 00:14:37,960 But she said that she didn't work with narcissists and 279 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:40,200 that she could pick them out very very quickly. That 280 00:14:40,320 --> 00:14:42,519 was the one person that she she wouldn't work with 281 00:14:43,039 --> 00:14:45,919 kind of person. I think the folks over at RULA 282 00:14:46,039 --> 00:14:50,399 they'll work with anybody, anybody. But if Rainbow sat down 283 00:14:50,799 --> 00:14:55,120 and said I was involved in hunger games like Gauntlet, 284 00:14:55,200 --> 00:14:58,279 wherein I slaughtered all of my sisters from my father's affection. 285 00:14:59,639 --> 00:15:02,840 They might I have pause, but of course they would 286 00:15:02,840 --> 00:15:03,279 sit down. 287 00:15:03,480 --> 00:15:05,919 Speaker 3: There's no judgment. This is therapy for God's sake. 288 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:08,679 Speaker 1: Session. We're trying to get better. 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All right, all right, so yeah. 320 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:08,720 Speaker 3: Yeah, let's get back to Okay, So we have a 321 00:17:08,880 --> 00:17:14,759 very tender moment, and that's that's not usual for this show. 322 00:17:15,319 --> 00:17:19,440 We have Demo asking Fraser on a date. Now, Fraser 323 00:17:19,480 --> 00:17:22,359 immediately says, this is not a date because this dude's straight, 324 00:17:23,160 --> 00:17:26,440 and I don't know what the fucking issue is quite Frankly, 325 00:17:27,319 --> 00:17:28,039 who cares? 326 00:17:28,200 --> 00:17:30,599 Speaker 1: Hey, eight, Frash, I don't think Daimo is straight. 327 00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:36,000 Speaker 3: I wonder if he's like is I don't know if there. 328 00:17:35,839 --> 00:17:39,359 Speaker 1: Were licked your wisdom teeth. I don't think he's straight. 329 00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:42,119 Speaker 3: Well, I wonder if he's like concern is, like maybe 330 00:17:42,119 --> 00:17:44,440 he could be hurt. But if this is strictly just 331 00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:46,519 to hook up, like have fun thing, Like, what do 332 00:17:46,519 --> 00:17:48,240 you think is blowjob skills or subpar? 333 00:17:48,480 --> 00:17:48,559 Speaker 1: Ye? 334 00:17:48,920 --> 00:17:52,559 Speaker 3: Blowjobs are like pizza Fraser is not a bad one 335 00:17:53,599 --> 00:17:56,880 unless the girl has braces and part of her jaws 336 00:17:56,960 --> 00:18:00,359 wired shut. Then there's no amount of good intention that 337 00:18:00,440 --> 00:18:01,240 can make that work. 338 00:18:01,440 --> 00:18:04,599 Speaker 1: Yeah, or if it's a real, real old person with 339 00:18:04,720 --> 00:18:07,920 no teeth, just comes. But I feel like at least 340 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:10,400 a little weird getting that done to you, right, Yeah? No, 341 00:18:12,880 --> 00:18:17,039 just me personally, Yeah, I'd rather not me. As what 342 00:18:17,640 --> 00:18:21,359 Babs says, Jess deserves someone who's not confused or immature. 343 00:18:21,839 --> 00:18:24,480 I love Babs. 344 00:18:23,559 --> 00:18:26,079 Speaker 3: I don't love the hair. Though she looks like the 345 00:18:26,079 --> 00:18:29,680 bass player of Cinderella. That hair is horrible. 346 00:18:29,759 --> 00:18:33,160 Speaker 1: Ands in that hair is there's she is so hot. 347 00:18:33,240 --> 00:18:36,759 She's such a smoke show with that hair and those tats, 348 00:18:36,880 --> 00:18:40,440 And I think that her and Jess could really ruin 349 00:18:40,519 --> 00:18:42,319 one another's lives in a beautiful way. 350 00:18:42,480 --> 00:18:45,160 Speaker 3: For yeah, for a very short time. Yeah, and then 351 00:18:45,240 --> 00:18:48,359 take that into their next three relationships. Sure, all right, 352 00:18:48,440 --> 00:18:53,480 so Oley clearly is enjoying this and having two plate 353 00:18:53,559 --> 00:18:55,880 splitting spinning Yeah. 354 00:18:55,920 --> 00:19:00,279 Speaker 1: So we we get out with the sea rats. We 355 00:19:00,359 --> 00:19:02,720 go out and we split in half. Here we've got 356 00:19:02,720 --> 00:19:06,079 Babs on the run and just feeling hurt. But also 357 00:19:06,119 --> 00:19:07,960 we've got Damo and Frase and we get a little 358 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:10,079 c red history with the Dame maister. 359 00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:13,000 Speaker 3: Okay, so this is where Damo and Fraser get to 360 00:19:13,039 --> 00:19:15,920 know each other. Damo has two fears. I don't know 361 00:19:15,920 --> 00:19:17,720 if Fraser asked him, like, what are you afraid of? 362 00:19:17,759 --> 00:19:22,400 Maybe he just admitted this two fears. One is sting rays, 363 00:19:22,559 --> 00:19:26,119 which we know are they're killers in the ocean, So 364 00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:27,279 good call in that one. 365 00:19:27,720 --> 00:19:29,480 Speaker 1: My father's been stung by a sting ray? 366 00:19:29,640 --> 00:19:30,160 Speaker 3: Is that right? 367 00:19:30,319 --> 00:19:31,720 Speaker 1: Crazy? Wow? 368 00:19:31,759 --> 00:19:32,640 Speaker 3: Did he step on one? 369 00:19:33,319 --> 00:19:35,640 Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, that's a good two truths and a lie 370 00:19:35,759 --> 00:19:37,240 kind of thing, fair enough. 371 00:19:37,839 --> 00:19:41,400 Speaker 3: His second one is that he doesn't want to be 372 00:19:41,440 --> 00:19:43,319 a horrible dad. I want to know. 373 00:19:43,359 --> 00:19:46,880 Speaker 1: Why, Demo. We know. 374 00:19:47,680 --> 00:19:50,359 Speaker 3: I think the audience is going to be super surprised, 375 00:19:50,519 --> 00:19:55,440 surprised by this, But his dad wasn't a good dad. 376 00:19:55,599 --> 00:20:10,599 Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, shocking, And thus he's running from his life. 377 00:20:10,920 --> 00:20:13,839 Speaker 1: Yeah, did you say your dad wasn't good? 378 00:20:13,920 --> 00:20:14,119 Speaker 2: Dad? 379 00:20:15,440 --> 00:20:18,119 Speaker 1: M I didn't hear you. That was odd. I didn't 380 00:20:18,119 --> 00:20:19,599 think we're gonna say that. I thought you were gonna 381 00:20:19,599 --> 00:20:26,559 say sting rays in bats. Yeah, I know that happens, 382 00:20:26,599 --> 00:20:28,960 and and and and Demo admits that that is why 383 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:32,279 he is Peter panning all over this planet Earth, you know. 384 00:20:32,720 --> 00:20:36,279 And Damo is I love Demo? He is? 385 00:20:36,359 --> 00:20:36,599 Speaker 3: He too. 386 00:20:36,720 --> 00:20:39,759 Speaker 1: He likely is a true sea rat, you know what 387 00:20:39,839 --> 00:20:45,400 I'm talking about. He is there to work, he is 388 00:20:45,440 --> 00:20:49,240 there to party, he is there to fuck, but most importantly, 389 00:20:49,359 --> 00:20:50,279 he is there to run. 390 00:20:50,920 --> 00:20:52,799 Speaker 3: Run, keep running, don't look back. 391 00:20:53,200 --> 00:20:59,119 Speaker 1: All right. So Anthony is arrested development all over again. 392 00:20:59,559 --> 00:21:02,680 He is still bogged down by the trauma and the 393 00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:05,519 stress and the emotional weight of Fraser's betrayal. 394 00:21:05,680 --> 00:21:08,440 Speaker 3: Yeah, and he shares this with Rainbow and they get 395 00:21:08,480 --> 00:21:11,440 to know each other. And this one I'm going to 396 00:21:11,480 --> 00:21:14,480 say about Rainbow at this at this point of watching 397 00:21:15,160 --> 00:21:18,200 this season, she is kind of a catch if you 398 00:21:18,200 --> 00:21:21,519 think about it. She's pretty Yep, she's a hard worker. 399 00:21:21,799 --> 00:21:24,000 She cares about other people. I mean, if you can 400 00:21:24,119 --> 00:21:27,160 set aside that she murdered one of her sisters in 401 00:21:27,240 --> 00:21:30,200 horrific fashion. She's a great catch. 402 00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:32,039 Speaker 1: Well, I guess it's not more than one, because she 403 00:21:32,079 --> 00:21:34,960 took out two. One clearly got away and is now 404 00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:39,279 working for Rula, So that's good news for her. 405 00:21:41,960 --> 00:21:44,720 Speaker 3: I want to say this, So Rainbow did not want 406 00:21:44,759 --> 00:21:47,599 to give up the bag because he's trying to get 407 00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:50,480 intel on what Fraser's been saying about him. Yeah, and 408 00:21:50,519 --> 00:21:51,240 she doesn't. 409 00:21:51,039 --> 00:21:55,079 Speaker 1: Talk well, she talks later later. 410 00:21:54,839 --> 00:21:57,440 Speaker 3: And she's clearly read the forty eight Laws of power 411 00:21:57,680 --> 00:21:59,920 because she knows where her bread is buttered. 412 00:22:00,079 --> 00:22:03,640 Speaker 1: Yeah. Absolutely, But we sit down with Circasile and Jess 413 00:22:03,920 --> 00:22:07,480 circa Sole says, uh, you know, they talk about the 414 00:22:07,480 --> 00:22:13,279 Scottish and they talk about hooking up and soilens like man, woman, animals, dog, 415 00:22:15,279 --> 00:22:18,400 redundant and also uh. 416 00:22:20,240 --> 00:22:23,480 Speaker 3: Whoa yeah, okay, all right, so yeah I called them 417 00:22:23,480 --> 00:22:25,519 the three. I mean, he goes they're working out their arrangement. 418 00:22:25,640 --> 00:22:29,079 For Jess, this is kind of exciting, even though she 419 00:22:29,200 --> 00:22:31,799 knows it's dangerous and only wants everyone to be open 420 00:22:31,839 --> 00:22:33,440 and just you know, kind of live their true life. 421 00:22:33,440 --> 00:22:35,960 And I believe she told Jess she wouldn't care if 422 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:37,440 she had sex with a koala bear. 423 00:22:37,519 --> 00:22:37,960 Speaker 1: Yeah. 424 00:22:37,960 --> 00:22:42,119 Speaker 3: And while I appreciate the sentiment of just open relationships, 425 00:22:42,480 --> 00:22:44,680 I believe that's illegal in forty five countries. 426 00:22:45,160 --> 00:22:52,359 Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, And also, you know who wants to get 427 00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:58,359 beaked down by a koala bear? You know, stabby little bastards, 428 00:22:58,400 --> 00:23:05,079 sloppy tongues, sloppy tongues, no accuracy, just yeah. 429 00:23:05,119 --> 00:23:06,440 Speaker 3: And then there's a matter of consent. 430 00:23:07,640 --> 00:23:09,279 Speaker 1: Sure, I mean, you know, how do you know that 431 00:23:09,319 --> 00:23:14,119 they're into it? Right? I'm sure that people familiar with 432 00:23:15,079 --> 00:23:17,799 you know, what do you call it a harem of koalas, 433 00:23:19,160 --> 00:23:22,160 people know their idiosyncrasies, would be able to tell you, 434 00:23:22,160 --> 00:23:24,000 you know, they actually do want to do this, but 435 00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:27,240 you'd need to have that person involved. What we're saying, 436 00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:31,319 it's a logistical and wrong nightmare. Okay, And it was 437 00:23:31,359 --> 00:23:39,960 wrong of surchus Ilan to say that dogs dougs crazy crazy? 438 00:23:40,319 --> 00:23:41,640 What are you, Hugh Hefner. 439 00:23:42,400 --> 00:23:45,400 Speaker 3: Now, this is when Hugo Boss chats with Rainbow about 440 00:23:45,480 --> 00:23:47,799 drinking pig blood and then after he drank it, he 441 00:23:48,519 --> 00:23:51,359 spilled it over an insecure teen at or brom apparently. 442 00:23:51,480 --> 00:23:53,119 Speaker 1: Yeah, and then he left the church. 443 00:23:53,400 --> 00:23:56,000 Speaker 3: Right, Yeah, we got a little history. First off, he 444 00:23:56,079 --> 00:23:58,400 was an ugly baby. You know, he was not an 445 00:23:58,480 --> 00:23:59,960 ugly he was like chef boy. 446 00:24:01,519 --> 00:24:03,640 Speaker 1: He was a cute baby. He's not a fat baby. 447 00:24:04,160 --> 00:24:10,440 He was a fat baby. Okay, so uh. Fraser and 448 00:24:10,960 --> 00:24:14,599 dame O, Headback and Rainbow talk about Snake in the Grass. 449 00:24:14,640 --> 00:24:18,160 Fight Island really fucked her up. She drops a dime, 450 00:24:18,240 --> 00:24:22,240 She drops a big time dime. Says, hey, you see 451 00:24:22,319 --> 00:24:26,079 that little French whiny bitch over there. He's crying about you. 452 00:24:26,519 --> 00:24:29,839 He says you're the reason he got fired. And you know, 453 00:24:29,960 --> 00:24:34,640 to Fraser's like, I would, you know, defriend defend Fraser 454 00:24:34,759 --> 00:24:43,880 in in that Anthony, when you're serving be it cold 455 00:24:43,920 --> 00:24:49,880 wet sweet potatoes, or pasta that is toothsome to a 456 00:24:49,920 --> 00:24:53,359 point that it's still stiff, or a shellfish that could 457 00:24:53,440 --> 00:24:57,200 kill someone, Fraser's got to say this is disgusting and wrong. 458 00:24:57,720 --> 00:24:59,759 You know, It's a little bit like if someone was 459 00:24:59,799 --> 00:25:01,960 too you and I don't need to beat a dead horse. 460 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:05,440 But if if there were bleachers at Fight Island, I 461 00:25:05,480 --> 00:25:07,440 would imagine a lot of those people would have to 462 00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:09,599 speak up and say something, it's wrong that this father 463 00:25:09,759 --> 00:25:12,759 is doing this. Fraser had to do that with Anthony's cooking. 464 00:25:12,839 --> 00:25:15,279 Speaker 3: He absolutely did. Now, Fraser got a lot of people 465 00:25:15,279 --> 00:25:18,400 fired last season, but I don't think he's solely responsible. 466 00:25:17,839 --> 00:25:20,519 Speaker 1: For Chef Anthony. No, Chef Anthony was bad. So we 467 00:25:20,599 --> 00:25:22,839 get back to the boat, Selene and Jess uh. 468 00:25:24,960 --> 00:25:25,640 Speaker 3: Little cuddling. 469 00:25:26,200 --> 00:25:28,359 Speaker 1: They rise in bed together, and then all of a sudden, 470 00:25:29,359 --> 00:25:31,559 Barbara wakes the next morning in the bed. What kind 471 00:25:31,599 --> 00:25:33,799 of cool stuff is happening in that room? 472 00:25:34,279 --> 00:25:36,240 Speaker 3: The cameras are there, I assume they'd show us. 473 00:25:36,319 --> 00:25:37,119 Speaker 1: Yeah, that's pretty weak. 474 00:25:37,319 --> 00:25:39,440 Speaker 3: Remember that time they showed us that guy beating off 475 00:25:39,440 --> 00:25:40,119 in the top bunk. 476 00:25:40,279 --> 00:25:41,079 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah that was. 477 00:25:43,160 --> 00:25:43,559 Speaker 3: Someone. 478 00:25:43,640 --> 00:25:45,400 Speaker 1: Yeah, that was a guy beating off in the top bunk. 479 00:25:45,480 --> 00:25:47,960 Jess is having some beer early and says Barbara is 480 00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:52,079 hot to me. Now, Jess is interesting to me. Jess 481 00:25:52,319 --> 00:25:56,680 looks like a She would be the cute kidd in 482 00:25:56,720 --> 00:25:59,480 class that grows up to be in Heim or something. 483 00:25:59,559 --> 00:26:03,559 I don't know. I think Jess maybe a heartbreaker and 484 00:26:03,599 --> 00:26:04,359 a sex addict. 485 00:26:04,519 --> 00:26:08,200 Speaker 3: Well, if you if you notice there are some patterns there. 486 00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:12,440 First off, she isn't kind of falling for sole a 487 00:26:12,720 --> 00:26:16,440 la circle. Yeah, and then she moves on pretty quick 488 00:26:16,480 --> 00:26:18,480 and starting to get the feels for Barbs. 489 00:26:18,599 --> 00:26:22,759 Speaker 1: I don't think that she is having feelings for Sircu 490 00:26:22,839 --> 00:26:25,200 sol A. I don't like that shirk to so I 491 00:26:25,240 --> 00:26:27,720 don't think that she likes that circus Sole is hopping 492 00:26:27,799 --> 00:26:29,599 around as much as she is. I think she wants 493 00:26:29,640 --> 00:26:31,960 to shackle her down. 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Use code bad TV. 527 00:28:12,200 --> 00:28:15,440 Loomygummies dot Com. Use code bad TV. 528 00:28:16,160 --> 00:28:18,720 Speaker 3: All right, where are we? We're back on the boat. 529 00:28:18,920 --> 00:28:20,079 Speaker 1: We all. 530 00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:26,119 Speaker 3: Week. So they're off to that sea rat, off to 531 00:28:26,160 --> 00:28:28,039 the Sea Rat house and then to the carnival. 532 00:28:28,119 --> 00:28:30,039 Speaker 1: Yeah, they really rip it up. We cheers, and then 533 00:28:30,079 --> 00:28:32,400 Frase gets into a little bit of a vape feud 534 00:28:32,440 --> 00:28:35,119 with the chef Anthony. These two have no love lost 535 00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:40,559 or do have love lost? Crazy stuff going on at Carnival. Okay, 536 00:28:40,559 --> 00:28:43,599 it's a three week festival of festivities and so many 537 00:28:43,640 --> 00:28:45,400 people are making out that we actually have to do 538 00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:49,279 a little memento kind of pause here and rewind through time. 539 00:28:49,400 --> 00:28:51,480 Speaker 3: This is where Fraser kind of walks us through the 540 00:28:51,559 --> 00:28:53,000 kissing history of the sea rats. 541 00:28:53,160 --> 00:28:57,279 Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, real Cat's Cradle. And just to break it down, 542 00:28:57,319 --> 00:28:59,640 Scottish made out with Shirk to Soilin, Sirk to Silin 543 00:28:59,720 --> 00:29:04,079 made up with Jess okay, then Sircusilin went back took 544 00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:09,279 kisses from Scottish guy Stilly. Okay, so then Sirkusoline goes 545 00:29:09,359 --> 00:29:12,680 over to d Demo hooks up with. 546 00:29:13,279 --> 00:29:14,880 Speaker 3: Don't forget, Fraser made out with Damis. 547 00:29:14,720 --> 00:29:19,000 Speaker 1: Frasier made out with Demo, and Babs has now kissed Jess. 548 00:29:20,039 --> 00:29:22,119 So really the only people who are not getting any 549 00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:29,799 action are Rainbow and Anthony. Yeah, that's crazy. 550 00:29:30,079 --> 00:29:33,640 Speaker 3: I want to say this. The one interesting thing to 551 00:29:33,680 --> 00:29:36,480 pull out of all of this is Stilly. And I 552 00:29:36,519 --> 00:29:39,000 don't know where we came started switching his name from 553 00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:43,279 the Scottish guy or Kyle to Stilly. I'm sure it 554 00:29:43,319 --> 00:29:46,880 happened somewhere along the line but still he's pissed at Damo. 555 00:29:47,079 --> 00:29:51,599 That's his coworker, his friend. He sees this as a 556 00:29:51,640 --> 00:29:55,799 major disloyalty, so we'll see where that goes. 557 00:29:56,839 --> 00:30:00,799 Speaker 1: Jess is love sec she fails feels for Selen. I 558 00:30:00,839 --> 00:30:04,880 don't understand why you would. She's clearly she's a fucking 559 00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:06,480 spinning top. 560 00:30:06,720 --> 00:30:08,839 Speaker 3: Yeah I know that, del but some people that are 561 00:30:08,880 --> 00:30:14,880 attracted to the chase, and it's a dumb, dumb human instinct. 562 00:30:15,039 --> 00:30:20,319 Speaker 1: Well, Babs is outwardly saying that she's concerned about Selene's feelings, 563 00:30:20,799 --> 00:30:24,559 but Dama is very good and very wise words for her. 564 00:30:25,119 --> 00:30:28,720 He says, don't worry about what she's doing. She's a 565 00:30:28,759 --> 00:30:33,559 freaking French battle bot. Okay he said that, Yeah, yeah yeah. 566 00:30:34,160 --> 00:30:38,039 Transcript Sirk to Solaine is like when you watch battle 567 00:30:38,039 --> 00:30:40,640 bots and there's that thing with the ramp and it 568 00:30:40,759 --> 00:30:43,119 just rams into something and they fly out of the 569 00:30:43,160 --> 00:30:46,319 fucking colisseum or whatever and hit somebody in the audience. 570 00:30:46,359 --> 00:30:49,160 That's what cirquea Selene is. Okay, don't feel bad for that. 571 00:30:49,240 --> 00:30:54,519 It's just metal and plastic. Well put, thanks Demo. 572 00:30:54,880 --> 00:30:56,160 Speaker 3: Can we go back to the villain now? 573 00:30:56,359 --> 00:31:00,400 Speaker 1: Yeah, we go back to the Bellum, and he really 574 00:31:00,480 --> 00:31:02,680 flips out over this dinner. Now I get where he's 575 00:31:02,720 --> 00:31:05,160 coming from. He's cooking all night. This is his vacation. 576 00:31:05,559 --> 00:31:08,359 These sea rats are over here at drinking espresso. Martiniz 577 00:31:08,559 --> 00:31:11,079 treating him like the freaking hired help. I mean, what 578 00:31:11,119 --> 00:31:13,200 the hell are we having a sea rat house? But 579 00:31:13,400 --> 00:31:15,599 we all cooked dinner, You fucking ungrateful pieces of shit. 580 00:31:15,640 --> 00:31:18,680 Speaker 3: It's fine, But I think it's the liquor that's taking 581 00:31:18,720 --> 00:31:22,119 a grip on this young man. And that's because the now, 582 00:31:22,119 --> 00:31:24,960 the anger is setting in now. Del You've known me 583 00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:27,599 for ten years now, and you know I'm an avid 584 00:31:28,960 --> 00:31:31,000 connoisseur of alcohol beverages. 585 00:31:31,079 --> 00:31:32,359 Speaker 1: You're an alcoholic. 586 00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:35,200 Speaker 3: Fair enough. One thing I can say about my drinking 587 00:31:35,759 --> 00:31:38,240 is I have never been angry. 588 00:31:38,799 --> 00:31:43,160 Speaker 1: Yeah, mean no, well, look or sad, funny mean though, 589 00:31:43,319 --> 00:31:45,720 funny mean yeah, but that's it. Yeah. 590 00:31:45,880 --> 00:31:49,079 Speaker 3: I've never started throwing things at walls. No, I feel 591 00:31:49,079 --> 00:31:49,599 bad for people. 592 00:31:50,039 --> 00:31:52,440 Speaker 1: I love Damas very calm. I love Dama. He's got 593 00:31:52,440 --> 00:31:55,599 great energy. I loved his calm breakdown of the play 594 00:31:55,599 --> 00:31:58,359 by play on Anthony. Oh there he goes, he's slammed 595 00:31:58,359 --> 00:32:01,559 another tool and there he's throwing something at the wool, 596 00:32:01,599 --> 00:32:04,480 and now he's slammed another door. It's like, wow, that 597 00:32:04,599 --> 00:32:07,000 was really a beautiful way to take the sting out 598 00:32:07,039 --> 00:32:07,240 of that. 599 00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:11,519 Speaker 3: Now Hugo Boss helps Cheffy here with the dinner prep, 600 00:32:11,759 --> 00:32:14,240 and Chefy gets mad that no one's helping. But let's 601 00:32:14,240 --> 00:32:17,640 all be honest, that's not what he's angry about, very 602 00:32:17,680 --> 00:32:20,880 much like in Vietnam, Like a Vietnam vet when he's 603 00:32:20,920 --> 00:32:23,279 at a restaurant and he gets mad at the waiter, 604 00:32:23,960 --> 00:32:28,640 He's not angry at his steak being overcooked. He's seeing 605 00:32:28,640 --> 00:32:31,319 that rocket launcher hit that rest home in that village, 606 00:32:31,359 --> 00:32:35,079 you know what I mean. So it's kind of what's 607 00:32:35,119 --> 00:32:38,680 going on with Chefy something else. 608 00:32:38,839 --> 00:32:43,400 Speaker 1: The rocket launcher is his uncle's penis. Yeah, it's bearing 609 00:32:43,480 --> 00:32:44,359 himself into his. 610 00:32:44,519 --> 00:32:47,160 Speaker 3: Wife bendigger over a table. 611 00:32:47,240 --> 00:32:50,799 Speaker 1: Okay, I don't know why what I said was less 612 00:32:50,799 --> 00:32:53,279 crass than what you said, but you know, I do. 613 00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:58,279 I do find that to be such an aggressive visual, 614 00:32:58,359 --> 00:33:01,000 you know, And there are some ladies that yeah, it's sexy, 615 00:33:01,400 --> 00:33:04,559 but it also hearkens back to a time when no 616 00:33:04,559 --> 00:33:07,920 one washed their genitals and people were just slamming mugs 617 00:33:07,960 --> 00:33:12,960 of ale on countertops and slamming barid barmaids followed, you 618 00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:13,519 know right. 619 00:33:13,839 --> 00:33:17,440 Speaker 3: Oh that's at the same time it was referred to 620 00:33:17,480 --> 00:33:19,440 as the Great diarrhea or plague. 621 00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:24,079 Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, people were losing kids left and right 622 00:33:24,119 --> 00:33:29,680 to diarrhea and no one could read. It was really sad. 623 00:33:29,960 --> 00:33:35,480 People were shooting themselves to death and they could read. 624 00:33:35,920 --> 00:33:39,279 Speaker 3: I think we lost like half the planet's population out. 625 00:33:39,119 --> 00:33:46,200 Speaker 1: Well, definitely half of Europe. Definitely half of Europe. We 626 00:33:46,319 --> 00:33:48,039 can't even fucking read about it. 627 00:33:53,799 --> 00:33:54,279 Speaker 3: You're dead. 628 00:33:54,559 --> 00:33:59,039 Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, So anyways, we get to this Fraser 629 00:33:59,039 --> 00:34:02,599 and Anthony conversation. Finally. Now Fraser and Anthony hold one 630 00:34:02,640 --> 00:34:07,599 another's hands in a very longing kind of way. 631 00:34:08,039 --> 00:34:09,320 Speaker 3: You thought it was gonna go good. 632 00:34:09,519 --> 00:34:11,599 Speaker 1: You thought it was gonna go good, and Fras had 633 00:34:11,719 --> 00:34:13,519 turned out to have a very short fuse. 634 00:34:14,360 --> 00:34:17,039 Speaker 3: He's shown that before. Yeah, he did that with Barbie 635 00:34:17,079 --> 00:34:18,679 last season where they were gonna sit down and chat 636 00:34:18,679 --> 00:34:20,880 and he's like, basically, I'm gonna fire this bitch. He 637 00:34:21,679 --> 00:34:24,679 does not like being pushed up against. I can tell 638 00:34:24,679 --> 00:34:26,159 you that when you are. 639 00:34:27,440 --> 00:34:31,079 Speaker 1: In, when you are underneath Fraser's guillotine, you will remain there. 640 00:34:31,119 --> 00:34:34,280 There is no way that you can get out really okay, 641 00:34:34,400 --> 00:34:36,559 and Chef Anthony, you know, they love each other, but 642 00:34:36,639 --> 00:34:40,000 I think there's trouble in Paradise because Frase doesn't put 643 00:34:40,039 --> 00:34:42,119 up with the bullshit. And also we love Anthony, but 644 00:34:43,679 --> 00:34:45,760 I mean he's gonna kill somebody with food eventually. 645 00:34:47,039 --> 00:34:50,639 Speaker 3: Okay, Well, anyway, they make up and kiss, but as 646 00:34:50,719 --> 00:34:53,079 we've learned in this world, that could be temporary. 647 00:34:53,440 --> 00:34:56,119 Speaker 1: So we get to the rosen thorns. Selaine and Rainbow 648 00:34:56,159 --> 00:34:59,440 really pop off. Selene is mean. She's really mean, and 649 00:34:59,639 --> 00:35:03,639 the the tricky thing with Celene is that she doesn't 650 00:35:03,760 --> 00:35:06,840 care about other people. You know. I think Britney Brittany 651 00:35:07,320 --> 00:35:10,760 phrased it beautiful. You know, she was She had a 652 00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:14,320 bowl of just microwaved corn in her hand and she 653 00:35:14,360 --> 00:35:16,880 thought about throwing it at Jackson. She said, you know, 654 00:35:16,920 --> 00:35:18,960 I'm gonna put this corn down and tell you that 655 00:35:19,559 --> 00:35:22,159 you're a narcissist. So you do not feel the pain 656 00:35:22,199 --> 00:35:24,599 that I feel over this loss. I think Selene just 657 00:35:24,599 --> 00:35:28,880 walks around and flames people and doesn't really care, or she's. 658 00:35:28,719 --> 00:35:31,679 Speaker 3: Just so young and immature she has no idea what 659 00:35:31,800 --> 00:35:34,039 she's doing to other people and the gravity of. 660 00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:37,280 Speaker 1: It at this point, maybe, but Rainbow kind of breaks 661 00:35:37,320 --> 00:35:40,320 down and she doesn't stand a chance against Selene, And 662 00:35:40,320 --> 00:35:42,079 that's when we get a little sea. 663 00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:45,320 Speaker 3: Ra at history with her, well with Ole Sele. 664 00:35:45,440 --> 00:35:47,960 Speaker 1: Or no with Rainbow. See it's more. You know, she 665 00:35:48,039 --> 00:35:50,840 has clearly has a very difficult family dynamic. 666 00:35:50,920 --> 00:35:53,559 Speaker 3: So well, I think you were referring to is she 667 00:35:53,679 --> 00:35:58,159 cites her childhood trauma why she isn't able to have feelings. 668 00:35:58,320 --> 00:35:59,760 Her mom sounded like a real bitch. 669 00:36:00,119 --> 00:36:01,800 Speaker 1: Oh, her mom is a real bit her. 670 00:36:02,360 --> 00:36:04,920 Speaker 3: She should have taken her mother out at that island too. 671 00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:07,639 Oh yeah, talked her into like walking next to one 672 00:36:07,639 --> 00:36:09,519 of those like holes with spears in it. 673 00:36:09,639 --> 00:36:13,239 Speaker 1: Right falling, And I figured that that fight island should 674 00:36:13,239 --> 00:36:15,280 have turned the way that America would turn out. Right. 675 00:36:15,360 --> 00:36:17,639 We have to stop fighting amongst each other and take 676 00:36:17,639 --> 00:36:19,519 down the people that really did this to us. You know, 677 00:36:19,679 --> 00:36:23,079 mom's a bitch, So were the corporations. You get what 678 00:36:23,119 --> 00:36:23,599 I'm saying. 679 00:36:23,920 --> 00:36:25,440 Speaker 3: Oh, I see what you're throwing down there. 680 00:36:25,480 --> 00:36:29,079 Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, so we end with well. 681 00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:32,320 Speaker 3: We I do appreciate the fourth wall. As Rainbow walks 682 00:36:32,320 --> 00:36:35,599 away from that conversation, she's like fake bitch trying to 683 00:36:35,599 --> 00:36:36,199 be on TV. 684 00:36:36,480 --> 00:36:41,360 Speaker 1: Right, clearly correct very correct. But Rainbow is very anxious. 685 00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:44,440 She has anxiety problems, and that is evidence when she 686 00:36:44,559 --> 00:36:47,920 begins to punch her glass, which I've never seen somebody. 687 00:36:48,360 --> 00:36:51,880 Speaker 3: I've never seen someone punch. There's perfectly good alcoholic. 688 00:36:52,079 --> 00:36:53,920 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, why would you spill that all over 689 00:36:53,920 --> 00:36:57,440 the place by punching it? So Babs and Jess text 690 00:36:57,519 --> 00:37:00,039 good night to one another. Jess is clearly trying to 691 00:37:00,079 --> 00:37:02,719 get some and she will. The next day, Rainbow and 692 00:37:02,719 --> 00:37:07,760 Celene sit down and this goes well. Rainbow is fully 693 00:37:07,760 --> 00:37:12,440 committing to bitch now, so they will be at at odds. 694 00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:14,599 But the next day we get to Morgan Beach Club 695 00:37:14,960 --> 00:37:17,679 and Selene says that she just realized she doesn't care 696 00:37:17,719 --> 00:37:20,320 about anything on the ride over, and Fri says, well, 697 00:37:20,320 --> 00:37:22,599 you should care about your work. She doesn't. She doesn't 698 00:37:22,599 --> 00:37:26,360 care about anything. She is a French existentialist essentially, she's 699 00:37:26,400 --> 00:37:32,719 she's absolutely wild. But phrase we hit the beach club. 700 00:37:32,920 --> 00:37:34,440 Speaker 3: I love this beach club. By the way, it's the 701 00:37:34,480 --> 00:37:37,440 only beach club that you can actually touch the bottom 702 00:37:37,440 --> 00:37:38,639 of a seven forty seven. 703 00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:41,480 Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, that's not fun to me, that's 704 00:37:41,480 --> 00:37:45,119 actually scary to me. Yeah, what if the landing gear 705 00:37:45,159 --> 00:37:52,079 broke decapitated somebody you know. But Fraze plays matchmaker and 706 00:37:52,119 --> 00:37:54,920 he says, call me crazy, But two lesbians, I mean 707 00:37:54,960 --> 00:37:57,400 it could work, and in fact it does. At the 708 00:37:57,480 --> 00:37:59,679 end of this episode they have a smooch and I 709 00:37:59,760 --> 00:38:02,199 just I love Babs and I just want her heart 710 00:38:02,239 --> 00:38:04,119 to be protected. And I fear that Jess is a 711 00:38:04,199 --> 00:38:08,400 stone cold killer. But probably listen, they're gonna have some fun, 712 00:38:08,599 --> 00:38:10,360 you know. 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