Speaker 1: You know, they talk about the Scottish and they talk
about hooking up and selens like man, woman, animals, dog
redundant and also uh.
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Speaker 3: Not much?
Speaker 1: You ask anybody how their summer's going lately.
Speaker 3: No, I'm not going to do that anymore because you
do that and occasionally someone will say it's not going well,
and then you make the mistake of doing the follow
up question, which is why what's going on? And then
they tell you that their squirrel died, Samantha, the squirrel died.
Speaker 1: And then you go, okay, well now I'm now I'm
in a conversation about emotional doldrums with somebody who has
a pet squirrel. And that is in case you're tracking.
You never want to be there, no ever, not once
in your life do you want to be in that situation?
Unle ssure one of these freaking sick you know, voyeuristic
people who like to go around and just collecting things
from people, you know, emotions and whatnot. Yeah, a lot
of not me. Yeah, five stars kind of words. You
got a couple more reviews?
Speaker 3: Oh but yeah, how are they o? Not good?
Speaker 1: You know? One of my favorite things to do is
read one star reviews to Pat because I know that
it makes him sad, and I love making him sad.
Speaker 3: Now I want to say this though, This is what
I tell myself at night when I cry myself to
sleep after someone tells us that we suck. I say,
you know what, that's actually a fan and they're doing
that to get a rise.
Speaker 1: Out of me. Well, whichever way you want to cut
it today, you are not going to have to lie
to yourself because we only have five stars.
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Speaker 1: These are so sweet. We're so happy that you guys
are are jumping in the reviews. We really love to
hear from you, like this from Megan Night MC five
cards and Ruby's a genius. These guys make me laugh
so much. I could listen to them talk about anything.
After five years, they truly feel like family. Oh my god,
thanks for sticking around for so long. This is from
Mark five one, three six. This is the seventh man
that listens to our show. My favorite part is they
is then they randomly cut to a commercial break while
the host are in the middle of an on air
product endorsement. Five stars. We got to work on that. Yeah,
I told, I said, you know what, I'm gonna do
that now. Okay, I'm gonna do that for this episode. Okay,
no more. But you know what this one is really
I forgot. I said this, that's not my plate, says
five stars. Kind words. Dylan's line who needs bow type
pasta and when you have an imagination threw me into
a deep existential crisis. Five stars. That's a pretty good
line from the old Dilmo. I said, props. Yeah, thanks man.
All right, so listen, this fucking gaggle of sea rats
is giving us a season that we have not seen
in some times. I love this season. The lenses are fantastic,
The ball of snakes is sliding all over the place,
we have amazingly cool Lesmo stuff, we have amazingly cool
bisexual stuff. We have amazingly cool arrested development characters who
will forgive but not forget. I give this episode one
hundred baybas. I mean it's so good.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was pretty great. I mean I think they
understand now that every version of this show needs to
have a two day off Sea rat House, like you know,
top Chefs, like restaurant Wars, like they have to have
Sea rat House. Yeah, because it's just so amazing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is amazing, really really.
Speaker 3: I love this episode. Chef Anthony is continuing to spiral
into whatever darkness.
Speaker 1: We gotta start calling him like Tobias or something. I
don't know. This is like a joke at this point, right.
Speaker 3: Mm all right, So look, I'd never insinuate that someone
should move out of their comfort zone, but Fraser, you
absolutely should make out with a girl to close that
circle of everybody just hooking up with everybody. Oh yeah
yeah yeah, and uh, I think.
Speaker 1: I don't think that he would. I think that he
finds that women have cooties.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think so too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I love that guy.
Speaker 3: I think he'll come back on. Let's see what else
do we have here?
Speaker 1: Don't and I'm not saying that you are. Do not
beg for this man.
Speaker 3: Okay, I would never beg for anybody.
Speaker 1: Okay, good Frasier, get out of here.
Speaker 3: Oh, come on, friends of the show. Uh okay. I
loved all of it. Hugo Boss is the one that
I'm fascinated with by the most. Yeah, Damo, finally we
got some like we're going deep in these sea rat histories,
like we're like on episode eight or nine, like fuck
you production. Now we're starting to get down to the
nitty gritty of where these people come from and why
they're here.
Speaker 1: We're getting to the caramel cone of their pain.
Speaker 3: Which is always the best part. Yeah fourteen knots oh.
Speaker 1: I meant to say the caramel core. Do you remember,
you know how Brandy Jury's did that where they just
stuck a little fucking slug of caramel in the middle
of the pint.
Speaker 3: Is that true? I think it depends on the flavor.
But Hogan DAW's famously had the fudge seal that you
had to crack to get into.
Speaker 1: I'm not talking about a fudge seal, miss me with
that shit. And also McDonald's like I've been burned way
too many times. I'm not even going to inquire about
whether or not you have any tasty treats. Like, let's
just save each other the harder.
Speaker 3: I can help you. They have ice cream cones?
Speaker 1: No they don't, Yes they do. They know their machines
are down. Oh it's a thing. You don't know that
I was unaware. Oh it's a big thing.
Speaker 3: Oh wow. Oh it's like a big thing. Like that
guy that was cheating on his wife at the Coalplay concert.
Speaker 1: I would say more like Watergate. Wow, I don't know
how you don't know about this? Oh man, yeah.
Speaker 3: No, but I will. And Carls Junior can sue me.
Let me tell you something, Carls, you can't squeeze blood
out of a turnip. There's nothing to get out of me.
Your food is disgusting. Oh yeah, we should get like
some health inspectors in there. I ate a cheeseburger last
year from there. It was like they had dunked it
in a swimming pool an hour before and then served
it to me. I only took like two bites and
they have no worthy tasty treats. Yeah yeah, yeah, really problematic.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Hey hey, hey, carls. Are your hearties or are
your carls?
Speaker 3: They both?
Speaker 1: And also I don't want a Mexican menu attached to
your kookie.
Speaker 3: Already they've ended that collaboration. Have boreen Burrito?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yes, all right, So let's get back to
the show, because this is what is important to the show.
Fantastic episode. How many pots do you?
Speaker 3: I already gave it fourteen pots?
Speaker 1: Oh really?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: All?
Speaker 3: Can I start the show?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: All right? Chef Anthony is comforting rainbow. Yeah, okay, and
he knows what pain is. But I think we all'
that's hey, that's crazy man, Sophie.
Speaker 1: For those not in the know, I'm laughing at the
unsaid mockery of Anthony losing out to his uncle who
claimed his wife.
Speaker 3: Now I'm gonna say, Sophie's choice. Tell your unclass sex
with your wife or you're caught on a jumbo screen
with your side piece out of coalplay cots.
Speaker 1: Uh, definitely the you know what? I thought? That was
a very clear answer. I knew which road in the
fork to take. Both are covered in fog right now.
I don't know.
Speaker 3: Uh, I'm gonna let my uncle have sex with my wife.
Because I don't want to be seen at a Coldplay concert.
Speaker 1: Oh that's a good point. That's a good point. Although
those those productions are so marvelous. I mean, they really bring.
Speaker 3: A lot of you sto they If you want a
good chuckle, go click on what is it? What would
be the word for it? Before Coldplay comes on the stage,
they run an eight minute package about how their tour
is actually helping the environment.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we've covered it before. Yeah, it's I watched the
the FIFA Club World Cup halftime show cole Players plan
and there was a make a wish thing going on
that was I mean, fuck, just be grateful to have
you know, let's say you're a little overweight, you have
a pimple, Just be lucky you have forearms and likes. Okay,
that's right, think about it.
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 1: All right, So you give the guy a break. I mean,
every episode you have to dunk.
Speaker 3: On a knucklehead. You saw what he became at the
end of this episode, mostly alcohol fueld.
Speaker 1: So Rainbow is crying and Sarcastile sees her a and
she sees her tears and says, I think I need
a break. Circ to Sola has the emotional intelligence or
emotional chaos of the joker. Cirque de Solane cares not
for a single human beings well being, but her own.
Speaker 3: She said she wishes there was another version of her
that she could have sex with.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's a real agent of chaos man. All right.
So Carrie's son is getting braces.
Speaker 3: Very cute. I love the name Sawyer, very cute.
Speaker 1: Sawyer is a great name, A great name for a
white kid.
Speaker 3: Yeah, ye say yeah, yeah, all right. So just to
jump back for a second or.
Speaker 1: So, Chinese kid named Sawyer. That could work well, could
be an immigration name, like a New Land name. Still,
that's a real that's a real heavy swing at the
at the baseball.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know. But Sawyer uh kind of sings like innovative.
Like it wasn't Tom Sawyer the one that tricked that
kid into that fence all day today? Is Tom?
Speaker 1: Say you're talking about that, You're talking about Geddy Lee.
Speaker 3: No, I'm talking about the market today?
Speaker 1: Is Tom saw I never heard of it. How do
you feel about Rush?
Speaker 3: They have enough good music that I don't hate them.
Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah.
Speaker 3: Their drummer, Tom Pert, is regarded as the best drummer
in the world.
Speaker 1: Get in the comments, let us know what you think
about Rush And if you've ever heard of this guy,
what'd you say, Tom Pert? No, Tom Sawyer, Mark Twain,
Mark Twain.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, let us let her now. Let me bounce
back here for a second. So Rainbow retreats to that
guest bedroom and gets back to work, and that's when
Frasier finds her and she tells him that the subordinates
because she's basically managing two people underneath her. Says, they
don't listen to her and they don't have her back.
Speaker 1: Being the second in command over this. This circ to Solan,
this Barbera is a little bit like trying to train
that chimpanzee that ripped that woman's face off. It's an
impossible task. I mean, you may have good days, but
you will have a bad day and your face might
get ripped off.
Speaker 3: God, the audio that is terrifying. Definitely well she explains
this and once again, oh you know.
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Speaker 3: Great tease. Okay. So Rainbow lets us know that she
thinks these people are snakes in the grass. And this
is a direct quote. When they had their chance, they
took their shot. Coincidentally, that's how she murdered her younger
sister on Death Island. She was her sister was like
drinking a coconut walking through the jungle. A second later,
her head looked like a pumpkin with a stick of
dynamite and.
Speaker 1: It yeah and taste three. Rainbow had been worn down
and was willing to kill, and so was her sister,
and she was just relaxing. She was dehydrated because their
father put four coconuts on the island and that was it.
He figured that it wasn't going to take that long
for them to slaughter one another. So when you're thirsty,
worn down and both of you are trying to kill
each other, can you blame Rainbow for exploding her sister's head?
Speaker 3: Wash? Callous mistake.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, there's no rest for the wicked or in
a freaking sister got led to the death, and if
you went through something like that, you might need a
little help.
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And the first call is like the therapists who these
are all experienced therapists, Rainbow says, well, she says, what's
going on? Well, tell me about yourself, Rainbow s well,
I murdered both my sisters.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know my therapist. I went to a facocta
young therapist. The fans know all too much about it.
She charged out of pocket. It was way too expensive.
But she said that she didn't work with narcissists and
that she could pick them out very very quickly. That
was the one person that she she wouldn't work with
kind of person. I think the folks over at RULA
they'll work with anybody, anybody. But if Rainbow sat down
and said I was involved in hunger games like Gauntlet,
wherein I slaughtered all of my sisters from my father's affection.
They might I have pause, but of course they would
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Speaker 3: Yeah, let's get back to Okay, So we have a
very tender moment, and that's that's not usual for this show.
We have Demo asking Fraser on a date. Now, Fraser
immediately says, this is not a date because this dude's straight,
and I don't know what the fucking issue is quite Frankly,
who cares?
Speaker 1: Hey, eight, Frash, I don't think Daimo is straight.
Speaker 3: I wonder if he's like is I don't know if there.
Speaker 1: Were licked your wisdom teeth. I don't think he's straight.
Speaker 3: Well, I wonder if he's like concern is, like maybe
he could be hurt. But if this is strictly just
to hook up, like have fun thing, Like, what do
you think is blowjob skills or subpar?
Speaker 1: Ye?
Speaker 3: Blowjobs are like pizza Fraser is not a bad one
unless the girl has braces and part of her jaws
wired shut. Then there's no amount of good intention that
can make that work.
Speaker 1: Yeah, or if it's a real, real old person with
no teeth, just comes. But I feel like at least
a little weird getting that done to you, right, Yeah? No,
just me personally, Yeah, I'd rather not me. As what
Babs says, Jess deserves someone who's not confused or immature.
I love Babs.
Speaker 3: I don't love the hair. Though she looks like the
bass player of Cinderella. That hair is horrible.
Speaker 1: Ands in that hair is there's she is so hot.
She's such a smoke show with that hair and those tats,
And I think that her and Jess could really ruin
one another's lives in a beautiful way.
Speaker 3: For yeah, for a very short time. Yeah, and then
take that into their next three relationships. Sure, all right,
so Oley clearly is enjoying this and having two plate
splitting spinning Yeah.
Speaker 1: So we we get out with the sea rats. We
go out and we split in half. Here we've got
Babs on the run and just feeling hurt. But also
we've got Damo and Frase and we get a little
c red history with the Dame maister.
Speaker 3: Okay, so this is where Damo and Fraser get to
know each other. Damo has two fears. I don't know
if Fraser asked him, like, what are you afraid of?
Maybe he just admitted this two fears. One is sting rays,
which we know are they're killers in the ocean, So
good call in that one.
Speaker 1: My father's been stung by a sting ray?
Speaker 3: Is that right?
Speaker 1: Crazy? Wow?
Speaker 3: Did he step on one?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, that's a good two truths and a lie
kind of thing, fair enough.
Speaker 3: His second one is that he doesn't want to be
a horrible dad. I want to know.
Speaker 1: Why, Demo. We know.
Speaker 3: I think the audience is going to be super surprised,
surprised by this, But his dad wasn't a good dad.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, shocking, And thus he's running from his life.
Speaker 1: Yeah, did you say your dad wasn't good?
Speaker 2: Dad?
Speaker 1: M I didn't hear you. That was odd. I didn't
think we're gonna say that. I thought you were gonna
say sting rays in bats. Yeah, I know that happens,
and and and and Demo admits that that is why
he is Peter panning all over this planet Earth, you know.
And Damo is I love Demo? He is?
Speaker 3: He too.
Speaker 1: He likely is a true sea rat, you know what
I'm talking about. He is there to work, he is
there to party, he is there to fuck, but most importantly,
he is there to run.
Speaker 3: Run, keep running, don't look back.
Speaker 1: All right. So Anthony is arrested development all over again.
He is still bogged down by the trauma and the
stress and the emotional weight of Fraser's betrayal.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and he shares this with Rainbow and they get
to know each other. And this one I'm going to
say about Rainbow at this at this point of watching
this season, she is kind of a catch if you
think about it. She's pretty Yep, she's a hard worker.
She cares about other people. I mean, if you can
set aside that she murdered one of her sisters in
horrific fashion. She's a great catch.
Speaker 1: Well, I guess it's not more than one, because she
took out two. One clearly got away and is now
working for Rula, So that's good news for her.
Speaker 3: I want to say this, So Rainbow did not want
to give up the bag because he's trying to get
intel on what Fraser's been saying about him. Yeah, and
she doesn't.
Speaker 1: Talk well, she talks later later.
Speaker 3: And she's clearly read the forty eight Laws of power
because she knows where her bread is buttered.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Absolutely, But we sit down with Circasile and Jess
circa Sole says, uh, you know, they talk about the
Scottish and they talk about hooking up and soilens like man, woman, animals, dog,
redundant and also uh.
Speaker 3: Whoa yeah, okay, all right, so yeah I called them
the three. I mean, he goes they're working out their arrangement.
For Jess, this is kind of exciting, even though she
knows it's dangerous and only wants everyone to be open
and just you know, kind of live their true life.
And I believe she told Jess she wouldn't care if
she had sex with a koala bear.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And while I appreciate the sentiment of just open relationships,
I believe that's illegal in forty five countries.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, And also, you know who wants to get
beaked down by a koala bear? You know, stabby little bastards,
sloppy tongues, sloppy tongues, no accuracy, just yeah.
Speaker 3: And then there's a matter of consent.
Speaker 1: Sure, I mean, you know, how do you know that
they're into it? Right? I'm sure that people familiar with
you know, what do you call it a harem of koalas,
people know their idiosyncrasies, would be able to tell you,
you know, they actually do want to do this, but
you'd need to have that person involved. What we're saying,
it's a logistical and wrong nightmare. Okay, And it was
wrong of surchus Ilan to say that dogs dougs crazy crazy?
What are you, Hugh Hefner.
Speaker 3: Now, this is when Hugo Boss chats with Rainbow about
drinking pig blood and then after he drank it, he
spilled it over an insecure teen at or brom apparently.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then he left the church.
Speaker 3: Right, Yeah, we got a little history. First off, he
was an ugly baby. You know, he was not an
ugly he was like chef boy.
Speaker 1: He was a cute baby. He's not a fat baby.
He was a fat baby. Okay, so uh. Fraser and
dame O, Headback and Rainbow talk about Snake in the Grass.
Fight Island really fucked her up. She drops a dime,
She drops a big time dime. Says, hey, you see
that little French whiny bitch over there. He's crying about you.
He says you're the reason he got fired. And you know,
to Fraser's like, I would, you know, defriend defend Fraser
in in that Anthony, when you're serving be it cold
wet sweet potatoes, or pasta that is toothsome to a
point that it's still stiff, or a shellfish that could
kill someone, Fraser's got to say this is disgusting and wrong.
You know, It's a little bit like if someone was
too you and I don't need to beat a dead horse.
But if if there were bleachers at Fight Island, I
would imagine a lot of those people would have to
speak up and say something, it's wrong that this father
is doing this. Fraser had to do that with Anthony's cooking.
Speaker 3: He absolutely did. Now, Fraser got a lot of people
fired last season, but I don't think he's solely responsible.
Speaker 1: For Chef Anthony. No, Chef Anthony was bad. So we
get back to the boat, Selene and Jess uh.
Speaker 3: Little cuddling.
Speaker 1: They rise in bed together, and then all of a sudden,
Barbara wakes the next morning in the bed. What kind
of cool stuff is happening in that room?
Speaker 3: The cameras are there, I assume they'd show us.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's pretty weak.
Speaker 3: Remember that time they showed us that guy beating off
in the top bunk.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah that was.
Speaker 3: Someone.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was a guy beating off in the top bunk.
Jess is having some beer early and says Barbara is
hot to me. Now, Jess is interesting to me. Jess
looks like a She would be the cute kidd in
class that grows up to be in Heim or something.
I don't know. I think Jess maybe a heartbreaker and
a sex addict.
Speaker 3: Well, if you if you notice there are some patterns there.
First off, she isn't kind of falling for sole a
la circle. Yeah, and then she moves on pretty quick
and starting to get the feels for Barbs.
Speaker 1: I don't think that she is having feelings for Sircu
sol A. I don't like that shirk to so I
don't think that she likes that circus Sole is hopping
around as much as she is. I think she wants
to shackle her down. I think that she's sadly using
Babs to get back at Cercasole, which Babs had her
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Speaker 3: All right, where are we? We're back on the boat.
Speaker 1: We all.
Speaker 3: Week. So they're off to that sea rat, off to
the Sea Rat house and then to the carnival.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they really rip it up. We cheers, and then
Frase gets into a little bit of a vape feud
with the chef Anthony. These two have no love lost
or do have love lost? Crazy stuff going on at Carnival. Okay,
it's a three week festival of festivities and so many
people are making out that we actually have to do
a little memento kind of pause here and rewind through time.
Speaker 3: This is where Fraser kind of walks us through the
kissing history of the sea rats.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, real Cat's Cradle. And just to break it down,
Scottish made out with Shirk to Soilin, Sirk to Silin
made up with Jess okay, then Sircusilin went back took
kisses from Scottish guy Stilly. Okay, so then Sirkusoline goes
over to d Demo hooks up with.
Speaker 3: Don't forget, Fraser made out with Damis.
Speaker 1: Frasier made out with Demo, and Babs has now kissed Jess.
So really the only people who are not getting any
action are Rainbow and Anthony. Yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 3: I want to say this. The one interesting thing to
pull out of all of this is Stilly. And I
don't know where we came started switching his name from
the Scottish guy or Kyle to Stilly. I'm sure it
happened somewhere along the line but still he's pissed at Damo.
That's his coworker, his friend. He sees this as a
major disloyalty, so we'll see where that goes.
Speaker 1: Jess is love sec she fails feels for Selen. I
don't understand why you would. She's clearly she's a fucking
spinning top.
Speaker 3: Yeah I know that, del but some people that are
attracted to the chase, and it's a dumb, dumb human instinct.
Speaker 1: Well, Babs is outwardly saying that she's concerned about Selene's feelings,
but Dama is very good and very wise words for her.
He says, don't worry about what she's doing. She's a
freaking French battle bot. Okay he said that, Yeah, yeah yeah.
Transcript Sirk to Solaine is like when you watch battle
bots and there's that thing with the ramp and it
just rams into something and they fly out of the
fucking colisseum or whatever and hit somebody in the audience.
That's what cirquea Selene is. Okay, don't feel bad for that.
It's just metal and plastic. Well put, thanks Demo.
Speaker 3: Can we go back to the villain now?
Speaker 1: Yeah, we go back to the Bellum, and he really
flips out over this dinner. Now I get where he's
coming from. He's cooking all night. This is his vacation.
These sea rats are over here at drinking espresso. Martiniz
treating him like the freaking hired help. I mean, what
the hell are we having a sea rat house? But
we all cooked dinner, You fucking ungrateful pieces of shit.
Speaker 3: It's fine, But I think it's the liquor that's taking
a grip on this young man. And that's because the now,
the anger is setting in now. Del You've known me
for ten years now, and you know I'm an avid
connoisseur of alcohol beverages.
Speaker 1: You're an alcoholic.
Speaker 3: Fair enough. One thing I can say about my drinking
is I have never been angry.
Speaker 1: Yeah, mean no, well, look or sad, funny mean though,
funny mean yeah, but that's it. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I've never started throwing things at walls. No, I feel
bad for people.
Speaker 1: I love Damas very calm. I love Dama. He's got
great energy. I loved his calm breakdown of the play
by play on Anthony. Oh there he goes, he's slammed
another tool and there he's throwing something at the wool,
and now he's slammed another door. It's like, wow, that
was really a beautiful way to take the sting out
of that.
Speaker 3: Now Hugo Boss helps Cheffy here with the dinner prep,
and Chefy gets mad that no one's helping. But let's
all be honest, that's not what he's angry about, very
much like in Vietnam, Like a Vietnam vet when he's
at a restaurant and he gets mad at the waiter,
He's not angry at his steak being overcooked. He's seeing
that rocket launcher hit that rest home in that village,
you know what I mean. So it's kind of what's
going on with Chefy something else.
Speaker 1: The rocket launcher is his uncle's penis. Yeah, it's bearing
himself into his.
Speaker 3: Wife bendigger over a table.
Speaker 1: Okay, I don't know why what I said was less
crass than what you said, but you know, I do.
I do find that to be such an aggressive visual,
you know, And there are some ladies that yeah, it's sexy,
but it also hearkens back to a time when no
one washed their genitals and people were just slamming mugs
of ale on countertops and slamming barid barmaids followed, you
know right.
Speaker 3: Oh that's at the same time it was referred to
as the Great diarrhea or plague.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, people were losing kids left and right
to diarrhea and no one could read. It was really sad.
People were shooting themselves to death and they could read.
Speaker 3: I think we lost like half the planet's population out.
Speaker 1: Well, definitely half of Europe. Definitely half of Europe. We
can't even fucking read about it.
Speaker 3: You're dead.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, So anyways, we get to this Fraser
and Anthony conversation. Finally. Now Fraser and Anthony hold one
another's hands in a very longing kind of way.
Speaker 3: You thought it was gonna go good.
Speaker 1: You thought it was gonna go good, and Fras had
turned out to have a very short fuse.
Speaker 3: He's shown that before. Yeah, he did that with Barbie
last season where they were gonna sit down and chat
and he's like, basically, I'm gonna fire this bitch. He
does not like being pushed up against. I can tell
you that when you are.
Speaker 1: In, when you are underneath Fraser's guillotine, you will remain there.
There is no way that you can get out really okay,
and Chef Anthony, you know, they love each other, but
I think there's trouble in Paradise because Frase doesn't put
up with the bullshit. And also we love Anthony, but
I mean he's gonna kill somebody with food eventually.
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, anyway, they make up and kiss, but as
we've learned in this world, that could be temporary.
Speaker 1: So we get to the rosen thorns. Selaine and Rainbow
really pop off. Selene is mean. She's really mean, and
the the tricky thing with Celene is that she doesn't
care about other people. You know. I think Britney Brittany
phrased it beautiful. You know, she was She had a
bowl of just microwaved corn in her hand and she
thought about throwing it at Jackson. She said, you know,
I'm gonna put this corn down and tell you that
you're a narcissist. So you do not feel the pain
that I feel over this loss. I think Selene just
walks around and flames people and doesn't really care, or she's.
Speaker 3: Just so young and immature she has no idea what
she's doing to other people and the gravity of.
Speaker 1: It at this point, maybe, but Rainbow kind of breaks
down and she doesn't stand a chance against Selene, And
that's when we get a little sea.
Speaker 3: Ra at history with her, well with Ole Sele.
Speaker 1: Or no with Rainbow. See it's more. You know, she
has clearly has a very difficult family dynamic.
Speaker 3: So well, I think you were referring to is she
cites her childhood trauma why she isn't able to have feelings.
Her mom sounded like a real bitch.
Speaker 1: Oh, her mom is a real bit her.
Speaker 3: She should have taken her mother out at that island too.
Oh yeah, talked her into like walking next to one
of those like holes with spears in it.
Speaker 1: Right falling, And I figured that that fight island should
have turned the way that America would turn out. Right.
We have to stop fighting amongst each other and take
down the people that really did this to us. You know,
mom's a bitch, So were the corporations. You get what
I'm saying.
Speaker 3: Oh, I see what you're throwing down there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, so we end with well.
Speaker 3: We I do appreciate the fourth wall. As Rainbow walks
away from that conversation, she's like fake bitch trying to
be on TV.
Speaker 1: Right, clearly correct very correct. But Rainbow is very anxious.
She has anxiety problems, and that is evidence when she
begins to punch her glass, which I've never seen somebody.
Speaker 3: I've never seen someone punch. There's perfectly good alcoholic.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, why would you spill that all over
the place by punching it? So Babs and Jess text
good night to one another. Jess is clearly trying to
get some and she will. The next day, Rainbow and
Celene sit down and this goes well. Rainbow is fully
committing to bitch now, so they will be at at odds.
But the next day we get to Morgan Beach Club
and Selene says that she just realized she doesn't care
about anything on the ride over, and Fri says, well,
you should care about your work. She doesn't. She doesn't
care about anything. She is a French existentialist essentially, she's
she's absolutely wild. But phrase we hit the beach club.
Speaker 3: I love this beach club. By the way, it's the
only beach club that you can actually touch the bottom
of a seven forty seven.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, that's not fun to me, that's
actually scary to me. Yeah, what if the landing gear
broke decapitated somebody you know. But Fraze plays matchmaker and
he says, call me crazy, But two lesbians, I mean
it could work, and in fact it does. At the
end of this episode they have a smooch and I
just I love Babs and I just want her heart
to be protected. And I fear that Jess is a
stone cold killer. But probably listen, they're gonna have some fun,
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