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<v Speaker 1>Let me finish. This is the first time I committed

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<v Speaker 1>a hate crime. Maybe they'll jerk my dick off for it,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, like something like that. Yeah, probably we've disgusted.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm associate bath an th rested relationship, any trash ship.

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<v Speaker 1>You're listening to your Worst Friend machine and Matt.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm Matt.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm joined today by my friend and co host, a

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<v Speaker 1>man who refuses to leave his five pointy six million

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<v Speaker 1>dollar Baltimore home if there was closed on to hang around.

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<v Speaker 2>That's me.

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<v Speaker 1>We gotta make it more like law and order. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna uh at my intro every week. I'm gonna rip

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<v Speaker 1>it from the headlines, and I'm just gonna associate you

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<v Speaker 2>Now.

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<v Speaker 1>I get a lot of my news from four chan,

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<v Speaker 1>so it's probably gonna be you running a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>child sex trafficking, brothels and underground tunnels and controlling weather

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<v Speaker 1>dot com. I redid the website.

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<v Speaker 2>By the way he showed it to me, I thought.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh better, Yeah, I mean, this looks.

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<v Speaker 2>Better than before.

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<v Speaker 1>Junkie not good, but this looks good.

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<v Speaker 2>That part's good. Yeah, I like this part.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay, so people should go there.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, go go check out the good parts of that website.

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<v Speaker 2>You got to click around to see them.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. If you see something shitty, just keep clicking and

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<v Speaker 1>you'll get That's how That's how I, uh, the shitty

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<v Speaker 1>town that we grew up next to. That is literally

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<v Speaker 1>how I get home through it because I grew up

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<v Speaker 1>driving through there pretty much, right, And my concept is

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<v Speaker 1>always like, if it's a shitty area, you just keep

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<v Speaker 1>driving and eventually you'll hit something that looks somewhat decent

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<v Speaker 1>and you'll go, oh, I fucking remember it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, keep going. Eventually you'll hit the ocean for sure. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>thirty six blocks of row home then the ocean.

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<v Speaker 1>So I don't know, if you know the house that

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<v Speaker 1>you lived in in high school across the street they

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<v Speaker 1>built a fucking walmart, right.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I remember you telling me that. Yeah. Yeah. Didn't

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<v Speaker 2>someone get killed there recently?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I did pick Bland drew up with

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<v Speaker 1>jen when the George Floyd riots were happening to drive

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<v Speaker 1>past it, and they did. They had like thirty cop

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<v Speaker 1>cars in the parking lot. They had spotlights and shit like,

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<v Speaker 1>I we see you.

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<v Speaker 2>You're not gonna blend into the night. Is that what

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<v Speaker 2>they were doing?

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<v Speaker 1>They have special glasses on that can see teeth in

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<v Speaker 1>the darkness. Real well, those the ones that Dennis war

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah or yeah, well, yes, those are what Dennis wear.

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<v Speaker 1>But have you ever seen the sunglasses that look like

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<v Speaker 1>those ones? But they're like HD glasses?

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<v Speaker 2>Is HD glass? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Exactly? Hold on, hold on, hold on.

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<v Speaker 2>He makes your vision four K. I'm not yeah, believe

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<v Speaker 2>it or not. Your eyes see better than four K.

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<v Speaker 1>Already, hold on these hold on. Oh that's a that's

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<v Speaker 1>a guy putting them to the test. I don't want to.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, I'm I was being a fucking little

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<v Speaker 2>prick here. Just this is this is a real product.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't know. This is like a real fucking thing. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>get night vision glasses. Hold on ready, I don't want

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<v Speaker 1>to get hit with an AD Let me say, hold on,

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<v Speaker 1>watch this.

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<v Speaker 2>The night vision might have a little bit of there

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<v Speaker 2>might be a little bit of a boosting effect but

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<v Speaker 2>it wouldn't be much. But yeah, there's no way it

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<v Speaker 2>could present clearer imaging unless it's a prescription, unless it's

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<v Speaker 2>just by chance. You know, you could happen to have

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<v Speaker 2>the right fucked up vision, But how could it present

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<v Speaker 2>a better image than what your eyes produce? Right?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, no, I agree.

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<v Speaker 3>On watch, if you wear glasses driving a night, you

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<v Speaker 3>can be down right dangerous and stressful. Difficulty seeing the

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<v Speaker 3>glare of oncoming headlights. Well not any by the way,

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<v Speaker 3>the voice sounds fake. This is one of like the

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<v Speaker 3>shittiest infomercials I've ever seen. But I can't believe you've

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<v Speaker 3>never seen this one before.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I haven't had cable in years. Okay, good point.

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<v Speaker 3>More introducing HD vision night vision.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I might get these fit over your existing See

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<v Speaker 2>that they put it up to the cameras at night.

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<v Speaker 3>They cut the brighter. It enhanced contrast and clarity.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, hoon over your whole fucking cranial socket ship.

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<v Speaker 1>Who looks like more of a dickhead? In twenty twenty four,

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<v Speaker 1>the guy driving by himself in a car with HD

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<v Speaker 1>glasses on, or the guy wearing a mask by himself.

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<v Speaker 2>The guy pounding the HD vision guy into the ground.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought you were gonna say, the guy pounding his dick.

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<v Speaker 2>There was his he's wearing a mask. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>There was this NFL player, Kellen Winslow junior. His father, No,

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<v Speaker 1>Kellen Winslow the third whatever. It was a lineage thing.

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<v Speaker 1>His father was like a Hall of Fame sports football man.

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<v Speaker 1>He just said that, like an adult man, a nice

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<v Speaker 1>football man. And they and Kellen Winslow was a great

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<v Speaker 1>player in his own right. And he got injured a

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<v Speaker 1>couple times or whatever. And the last.

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<v Speaker 2>Time, great Carl Winslow.

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<v Speaker 1>He he and now he did, I believe, go to

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<v Speaker 1>prison for raping old women.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, following in Richard Ramirez steps.

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<v Speaker 1>Killing Winslow the second Okay, let's see. But the one

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, he had a lot of crimes, it looks.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, but there was one.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, but he's got CTE.

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<v Speaker 1>There was one.

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<v Speaker 2>He wasn't born a monster, he was made one.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Ah fuck, I don't know where it is.

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<v Speaker 1>It's on here somewhere, but I remember they found him

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<v Speaker 1>like passed out. They said he was smoking spice maybe

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<v Speaker 1>if I remember correctly, passed out in like a Walmart

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<v Speaker 1>parking lot, fucking beating his dick with a fucking thing

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<v Speaker 1>of vasolene next to him.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh shit, that was some good spice. That was the

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<v Speaker 2>one twenty.

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<v Speaker 1>G I uh one time Jenninly smoked salvia down the

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<v Speaker 1>fucking beach trey.

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<v Speaker 2>What concentration they that was in twenties? That came sixties?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, it had to have been forty. And here's why.

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<v Speaker 1>My ass would have been like, let's go as high

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<v Speaker 2>I did that. It was a fucking bad thing. So

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<v Speaker 2>good thing you just went to And.

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<v Speaker 1>Then my wallet, though, would have stopped me at the

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<v Speaker 1>forty threshold, where I would have been, oh no, we'll

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<v Speaker 1>just get this. That's fine.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh man, if you're trying to do drugs on a budget,

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<v Speaker 2>you should get into shrooms.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh No, I'm happy with my current drug consumption. I'm solid.

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<v Speaker 2>But you can grow shrooms in a little tupperware huh. Okay, cool,

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<v Speaker 2>and you harvest them and you eat them and you

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<v Speaker 2>get off fucking high.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we've had a little seven pound I don't want

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<v Speaker 1>to get off track. So we're at the Cat, which

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<v Speaker 1>is a two second story, and then we'll go back

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<v Speaker 1>to the salvia, and from the salvia we go to

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<v Speaker 1>Kent Wishington. Kent Wishington, the football player beat his dick. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so we used to have our last cat was like

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<v Speaker 1>a six pound girl cat, right, and she took like

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<v Speaker 1>six pound girl shits. Okay. Now we have like a

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<v Speaker 1>fifteen pound male eats a lot of wet food cat. Yo.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the what cat shit is? Other worldly? Gross smell it.

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<v Speaker 2>I never really see this.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought I thought you were going to say, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't ever really mind it. It's kind of pleasant, you know.

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<v Speaker 2>I well, I don't smell it either. Really. Like. We

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<v Speaker 2>bought the unscented litter accidentally a couple of days ago,

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<v Speaker 2>and I did notice, like, oh, this litter box was

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<v Speaker 2>like fucking cat piss you know. Yeah, this up boy, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>and I got my son to do it, you know.

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<v Speaker 2>But the the what is it? The perfume kind of

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<v Speaker 2>kiddy litter. Yeah, the cat will shitting there and pissing

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<v Speaker 2>there and just smells like perfume. Hmm.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, no, it smells like catshit rolled in perfume in

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<v Speaker 1>my house at least.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, But I mean that's fine. It's long, it's got

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<v Speaker 2>a coating of perfume.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't tell, so jump back salvia story. We were

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<v Speaker 1>on a third floor balcony down the beach. Right at

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<v Speaker 1>that idea, the surf side.

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<v Speaker 2>Motel sounds charming.

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<v Speaker 1>It is the closest one to the boardwalk and the

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<v Speaker 1>cheapest one, which tells you it's also the most dangerous.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it tells you, right. Most of the doors don't lock.

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<v Speaker 1>They didn't. Yeah that was the story when we went

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<v Speaker 1>one time and it was fucking like bolted back on

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<v Speaker 1>the fucking lock. They didn't replace the door, They just

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<v Speaker 1>kind of like put metal over the part where it

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<v Speaker 1>had been ticked in.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's scary, man. I slept in a motel six

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<v Speaker 2>in Vegas ones with my wife and we spent most

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<v Speaker 2>of that night at a Hooter's and like a bar

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<v Speaker 2>and stuff like say, you know, safely around it by

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<v Speaker 2>hundreds and hundreds of people unless a sniper perched up

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<v Speaker 2>in the balcony and started shooting everybody. Once the country

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<v Speaker 2>band took stage, but the Yeah, we went back to

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<v Speaker 2>that motel six, man, and I remember like not sleeping

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<v Speaker 2>a fucking wink. I was just like staring at the

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<v Speaker 2>I had the dead bolt on. But it was just

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<v Speaker 2>like it was one of those ones where it's like

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<v Speaker 2>a stick with the little hook that locks onto the stick,

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<v Speaker 2>so they could still push your door open an inch

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<v Speaker 2>break it off, and you know if they kick hard enough,

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<v Speaker 2>and it's like, dude, I don't have a gun with

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<v Speaker 2>me or anything. I had to get on a plane

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<v Speaker 2>and I don't even own a gun. Yeah that was. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I feel for you, because New Jersey's worse than Vegas.

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<v Speaker 1>To believe it or not, you don't have to feel

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<v Speaker 1>for me. I felt no fear any of those times

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<v Speaker 1>I went down there, none whatsoever. Now that you're saying it,

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<v Speaker 1>it's really like sticking in my head. I was more

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<v Speaker 1>fearful of like fucking bedbugs or someone else came. Well

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<v Speaker 1>one time, did get sheets had they had blood on them?

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<v Speaker 2>So, oh, well that might have just been period.

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<v Speaker 1>It was near the head. Actually, that muld have been

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<v Speaker 1>just a shotgun last Yeah, it.

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<v Speaker 2>Could have been, but it's probably just period. Like the

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<v Speaker 2>chick was sixty nine and on her period, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, and it just dripped onto his face like alien.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Yeah, it's just like the ooze coming down out

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<v Speaker 2>of the rafters. Yeah, I've seen a movie recently man

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<v Speaker 2>where this chick I fucking forget where what it was.

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<v Speaker 2>It was some like met some boy like at her

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not a fan, I have I've done it. You

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<v Speaker 1>ever do it by accident?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay? When it's by accident, it's like, hey, did you

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<v Speaker 2>know you'd sprung a leak? Yeah, i'd have liked a warning. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>But if you're going in the know, then yeah, it's like,

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<v Speaker 2>oh yeah, I I came ready for this. I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>That's really gross. That's uh yeah, that's real gross.

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<v Speaker 2>All right. So that was the salvia you got.

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<v Speaker 1>And we smoked it, and we didn't have anything that

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<v Speaker 1>we had been smoking, Like we weren't. We didn't smoke weed.

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<v Speaker 1>It wasn't legalized. This was fucking ten years ago or something.

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<v Speaker 2>You didn't have a frame of reference right right.

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<v Speaker 1>Right right, and we had no buzz whatsoever, like felt nothing,

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<v Speaker 1>felt like we you know here, smoke some oxygen, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit higher. Not if you smoked it, you

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<v Speaker 1>All right, uh uh? But we got nothing except just

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<v Speaker 1>and you couldn't stop it. But I was a little

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<v Speaker 1>Did you see hallucinations when you did it?

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<v Speaker 2>One hundred percent? Yes, apps fucking lutely. That was my

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<v Speaker 2>It deterred me from psychedelics for so long. I accidentally

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<v Speaker 2>I guess it wasn't accidental, No, because the guy I

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<v Speaker 2>took this drug Mandy md A. It's MDM is Mollie, right.

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<v Speaker 2>Mandy is a slightly different chemical and it's basically this

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<v Speaker 2>uh the drug.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. The dude was like a chemistry student. He had

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<v Speaker 2>the dude who took it. So yeah, I bought some.

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<v Speaker 2>And yeah I realized, like, oh shit, hallucinating can be fun.

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<v Speaker 2>Shrooms are cool and stuff. But yeah, salvia, it straight

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<v Speaker 2>up made me see like I didn't live an alternate

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<v Speaker 2>and time. Yeah reality. I completely lost my like thread,

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<v Speaker 2>you know. I like when I came back from my

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<v Speaker 2>It took a while for everything to come back. I

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<v Speaker 2>like disorienting. And then while you're hallucinating, I was seeing

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<v Speaker 2>just like it looked like the matrix, you know, the

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<v Speaker 2>like the text crawling down on the screen, the code.

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<v Speaker 2>It was like that, and it seemed to last for

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<v Speaker 2>a long time, and it was like three D and

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<v Speaker 2>it like shot out of the the screen of the

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<v Speaker 2>world at me and it enveloped me, and and I

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<v Speaker 2>felt like when I had come to it was so

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<v Speaker 2>I remember this part vividly. I remember feeling like I

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<v Speaker 2>was like jettisoned awake. So I like my head was

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<v Speaker 2>on a table and it it like what I kind

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<v Speaker 2>of saw was like the portal closing in front of me,

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<v Speaker 2>and that was the table, and it was like I

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<v Speaker 2>felt like flung back from it. You know. Obviously it

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<v Speaker 2>was just me like freaking out, but yeah, everybody was

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<v Speaker 2>like laughing and stuff, and I got all I was

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<v Speaker 2>all paranoid, and I was like I thought everybody was

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<v Speaker 2>like trying to hurt me. It's weird because you see

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<v Speaker 2>a thing come out of a person, you see like

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<v Speaker 2>something like more like a more true to the animal

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<v Speaker 2>side of the person. So I like freaked out in

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<v Speaker 2>like I was kind of I wasn't violent, but I

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<v Speaker 2>was very defensive. So like someone tried to put their

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<v Speaker 2>arm on me or something, and I like pushed them

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<v Speaker 2>off of me.

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<v Speaker 1>Get the fuck off, Get the fuck off of me.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like and I and

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<v Speaker 2>I started accusing everybody. I was like, you're against me

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<v Speaker 2>and you were in on it and you're trying to

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<v Speaker 2>kill me. I it was just like from nowhere. It

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<v Speaker 2>was just like this like primal thing, like oh my god,

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<v Speaker 2>they're they're coming at me, you know. And then when

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<v Speaker 2>my wife did it, because she after she saw me

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<v Speaker 2>do it, like she thought it was a good idea. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>she went into like fear state, you know. She was

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<v Speaker 2>like in in like the corner, just like staring at

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<v Speaker 2>them so long time.

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<v Speaker 1>How many possible reactions are there to taking this truck? Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>One is a positive happy, you know, good nice normal sitting.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe you see a little something, you feel something, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe you could enjoy some music you laugh.

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<v Speaker 2>Laugh.

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<v Speaker 1>The other one is corner no, no, no. The other one, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I understand, is too more. But the other sorry, you're

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<v Speaker 1>right whenever. The other one that I'm thinking of initially

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<v Speaker 1>is fucking blair Witch.

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<v Speaker 2>Is coming for you.

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<v Speaker 1>Stand in the corner. Don't turn around because if you

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<v Speaker 1>look at her, she fucking I don't know whatever the

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<v Speaker 1>blair Witch did you there?

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<v Speaker 2>You go, uh you want her to kill the other kid?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that what it is?

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<v Speaker 2>I think that's I think that's premise. It may be yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I think I think that's like the rip. The legend

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<v Speaker 2>is like, oh she would she would kill the first

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<v Speaker 2>one that turned around or some shit. But it's like, dude,

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<v Speaker 2>I thought this was real when I was a kid,

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<v Speaker 2>and it's not. That's fucking bullshit. Somebody should do.

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<v Speaker 1>I saw that too late in life. And by that

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I don't know that I've seen it all

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<v Speaker 1>the way through.

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<v Speaker 2>But it's boring.

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<v Speaker 1>For about I was just gonna say, I try and

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<v Speaker 1>put it on now and look at him like, this

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<v Speaker 1>looks like shit, this sucks.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's entire very good.

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<v Speaker 1>Night vision glasses. Oh the third one, well, what about one?

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<v Speaker 2>Is?

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<v Speaker 1>The third one is?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Violent one? Yeah rage Kellen Winslow. On November fourth, twenty nineteen,

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<v Speaker 1>wins Will plead it guilty to the rape of an

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<v Speaker 1>unconscious teen and sexual battery on a fifty four year

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<v Speaker 1>old hitchhiker as part of a plea deal.

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<v Speaker 2>Did both of those primes happen in the same night, I.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't know. But did you hear about Mariah Carey.

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<v Speaker 2>Her mommy, sister, dad, huh.

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<v Speaker 1>On the same day?

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<v Speaker 2>How did that happen?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. They haven't. Oh, man, if it comes

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<v Speaker 1>out and that that's what they're burying like, oh, my god,

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<v Speaker 1>she had died by gun violence, and the other one is, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>she died by suicide. Well, who did the gun violence? Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>her daughter shot her in the face and then killed herself.

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<v Speaker 2>Two more black women taken by firearm.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you see the picture? No?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, all right, okay, away.

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<v Speaker 1>No, they're all fucking huh, where's the picture. Carrie's mother's

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<v Speaker 1>the whitest lady I've ever seen.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, she looks like Pauladine.

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<v Speaker 1>She has the ability, yes, she does to grant. Fucking

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<v Speaker 1>My joke's not as funny after your polodine thing. Your

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<v Speaker 1>polodine thing was better. It is better than the joke.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, the audience can't see her.

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<v Speaker 1>Sometimes you just tap out, you know, And I just

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<v Speaker 1>I tapped out on that joke. Appreciate it. Yours better.

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<v Speaker 1>She does look like fucking Palladine. You nailed it. But anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>put it in a But that's her dead mother. Kellen

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<v Speaker 1>Winslow know that rape did not occur on the same day.

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<v Speaker 1>We're working backwards. This is tenant, O. Yeah, I know,

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<v Speaker 1>this is tenant. It's kind of like inception too. Uh.

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<v Speaker 2>It is because there's dreams.

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<v Speaker 1>Is it probably just no dreams because it probably my

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<v Speaker 1>lip is splitting in the middle.

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<v Speaker 2>Assalted, they really bothering?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh it hurts no well, Kellen Winslow. He accepted a

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<v Speaker 1>fourteen year prison sentence for one count of rape.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't see the sexual part. I didn't realize the

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<v Speaker 2>battery was on a fifty four year old hitchhiker or

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<v Speaker 2>I I didn't realize that was sexual battery. I thought

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<v Speaker 2>it was like he raped.

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<v Speaker 1>An unconscious teen and sexually batteried. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the team was the fifty four year old hitchhiker's daughter.

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<v Speaker 2>The CTA CTE had taken over. He was living in

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<v Speaker 2>the Walking Dead universe.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, yeah, let me rape your teen daughter and

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<v Speaker 1>he smashes the guy in the mount.

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<v Speaker 2>I work.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so anyway, yeah, he's a rapist. Season in prison.

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<v Speaker 1>H HD night vision glasses, let's finish this commercial. Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>you really do see better.

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<v Speaker 2>With regular eyeglasses, there's so much glare, and with the

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<v Speaker 2>HD night vision there's no more glare. I love them.

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<v Speaker 3>HD Vision night vision wraparounds are famous high definition lenses

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<v Speaker 3>with a special night vision tint fits over your exist off.

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<v Speaker 3>It makes it way easier to see at night. They

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<v Speaker 3>work great in rainy conditions and really cut the glare

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<v Speaker 3>if you're driving in snow, don't be afraid to drive

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<v Speaker 3>you want to.

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<v Speaker 1>Look like the lead singer of the Offspring.

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<v Speaker 2>I think glare is completely dependent on and not completely Sorry,

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<v Speaker 2>it's gonna be dependent on the environment. But glare is

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<v Speaker 2>gonna be influenced by you, just like your body, size, shape,

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<v Speaker 2>your eyes, your sensitivity, all that stuff. I hate when

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<v Speaker 2>shit promises to reduce glare because it never fucking does.

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<v Speaker 5>Ye.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even I'm not disagreeing with you. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>even know how to start. I don't even understand the

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<v Speaker 1>science behind it or anything to even comment on whether

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<v Speaker 1>or not you said something smart or terribly ignorant or

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<v Speaker 1>I don't.

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<v Speaker 2>How do you ever buy sunglasses that?

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<v Speaker 1>I have never once thought of glare though I've never

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<v Speaker 1>once like thought of blair in that.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe I do.

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<v Speaker 1>I have nice sunglasses I have, I got wayfarers.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe it's for colorized lasses. Maybe tell me, because yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>like the glare, I mean, sunglasses reduce it to some degree.

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<v Speaker 2>But like I remember buying these super fucking expensive sunglasses

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<v Speaker 2>one hundred and eighty bucks at the time for oak Lea's,

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<v Speaker 2>which is a lot at the time. It's not a

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<v Speaker 2>lot for sunglasses now, but for a pair of nice

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<v Speaker 2>sunglasses then that was that was approaching top level. You know,

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<v Speaker 2>you're getting there. Yeah, but they had like polarized lenses.

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<v Speaker 2>They were extremely scratch resistant. I could drop them, I

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<v Speaker 2>stepped on them and they would just pop out of

425
00:23:32.960 --> 00:23:38.680
<v Speaker 2>the little visor. Sure fry thing. Yeah frame. Yeah. They

426
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<v Speaker 2>then like they wouldn't snap. They were like they were

427
00:23:41.559 --> 00:23:46.000
<v Speaker 2>fucking great glasses. And the polarization was real. It's like

428
00:23:46.640 --> 00:23:48.640
<v Speaker 2>you can look at the little card and it's like, oh,

429
00:23:48.680 --> 00:23:51.559
<v Speaker 2>that's interesting. When was that gonna help you notice it?

430
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<v Speaker 2>Like with things like windshields and windows and and water,

431
00:24:02.279 --> 00:24:05.519
<v Speaker 2>you're you're, you're, it's much clearer. You're able to get

432
00:24:05.519 --> 00:24:13.640
<v Speaker 2>a better view through translucent uh substrates, you know. But

433
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<v Speaker 2>the one thing it couldn't do was get rid of

434
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<v Speaker 2>the fucking glare, dude. And in Iraq, glare is it's

435
00:24:19.880 --> 00:24:25.119
<v Speaker 2>just effervescent. It's just fucking everywhere. Everything is fucking sand.

436
00:24:25.559 --> 00:24:29.720
<v Speaker 2>All the buildings are white or light tan. Everything is

437
00:24:29.799 --> 00:24:35.200
<v Speaker 2>just bouncing light everywhere. Dude. There's no clouds, there's no trees,

438
00:24:35.960 --> 00:24:41.000
<v Speaker 2>and every structure is the like the perfect dimension and

439
00:24:41.160 --> 00:24:46.039
<v Speaker 2>color to bounce sunlight right back at you. It's impossible

440
00:24:46.200 --> 00:24:47.559
<v Speaker 2>to get rid of the glare over there.

441
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<v Speaker 1>Uh yeah, I've never thought about glare in that way.

442
00:24:52.359 --> 00:24:56.839
<v Speaker 1>I think of not Halo's. But I get the I

443
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<v Speaker 1>get what they're describing here. When I'm driving every the

444
00:25:00.279 --> 00:25:02.359
<v Speaker 1>light looks like a star burst.

445
00:25:03.599 --> 00:25:07.599
<v Speaker 2>Sure, I get that too. Because I have poor color vision.

446
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<v Speaker 2>I have good vision at night. I learned a lot

447
00:25:10.799 --> 00:25:15.160
<v Speaker 2>about eyes recently. I have good vision at night, poor

448
00:25:15.279 --> 00:25:17.079
<v Speaker 2>vision in the day, and it has to do with

449
00:25:17.119 --> 00:25:20.920
<v Speaker 2>my sensitivity to light. Right. So, once my eyes adjusted

450
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<v Speaker 2>to the dark, I actually see really really well. But

451
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<v Speaker 2>as soon as I get the like a blast of

452
00:25:28.319 --> 00:25:31.200
<v Speaker 2>light in the eyes, yeah, it's like disorienting. I see

453
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<v Speaker 2>the halos. I know exactly what you're talking about. I

454
00:25:33.559 --> 00:25:34.960
<v Speaker 2>bet you have good night vision too.

455
00:25:35.039 --> 00:25:39.920
<v Speaker 1>Huh. It's getting worse. It's definitely getting worse, yeah, but

456
00:25:40.039 --> 00:25:40.680
<v Speaker 1>probably better.

457
00:25:40.880 --> 00:25:41.240
<v Speaker 2>You know what.

458
00:25:41.319 --> 00:25:43.640
<v Speaker 1>I have light eyes too. There was a baseball player

459
00:25:43.680 --> 00:25:46.200
<v Speaker 1>and he was Jock. We both have Josh Hamilton right

460
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<v Speaker 1>First overall, Pick became an alcoholic drug addict. Pulled himself

461
00:25:51.519 --> 00:25:54.160
<v Speaker 1>out of that. He was out of baseball, pulled himself

462
00:25:54.160 --> 00:25:56.039
<v Speaker 1>out of that and worked his way up to the

463
00:25:56.039 --> 00:25:59.000
<v Speaker 1>major league level. He was a Christian guy, right, but

464
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<v Speaker 1>still good for him.

465
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<v Speaker 2>For not born again or not.

466
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<v Speaker 1>Just like I don't even know. I just and I

467
00:26:05.400 --> 00:26:07.599
<v Speaker 1>know he wasn't like a dickhead about it. He just

468
00:26:07.640 --> 00:26:10.720
<v Speaker 1>fucking he was like this Christ helped me, so I

469
00:26:10.759 --> 00:26:13.200
<v Speaker 1>wasn't shooting fucking dope in a gutter. And I go,

470
00:26:13.359 --> 00:26:16.640
<v Speaker 1>you know what, even if Mohammed gets you there, I

471
00:26:16.759 --> 00:26:19.000
<v Speaker 1>want that for you better than that. Now, are you

472
00:26:19.039 --> 00:26:21.599
<v Speaker 1>going to strap up a vest and head into a Walmart?

473
00:26:21.680 --> 00:26:25.039
<v Speaker 1>I don't know, but whatever, there you go by the

474
00:26:25.039 --> 00:26:28.279
<v Speaker 1>way we started on the Walmart near your house. I

475
00:26:28.319 --> 00:26:35.599
<v Speaker 1>don't know, Yeah, get back there. So Josh Hamilton wins

476
00:26:35.680 --> 00:26:39.359
<v Speaker 1>the American League MVP one year, coming from again the

477
00:26:39.440 --> 00:26:43.519
<v Speaker 1>highest tut it prospect is the number one overall pick

478
00:26:43.599 --> 00:26:47.640
<v Speaker 1>that one year to a fucking total loser to finding

479
00:26:47.640 --> 00:26:51.559
<v Speaker 1>a wife, finding God, finding sobriety. They went onto the

480
00:26:51.559 --> 00:26:55.599
<v Speaker 1>World Series that year, and uh, this was kind of nice.

481
00:26:55.680 --> 00:26:58.160
<v Speaker 1>You know how they spray champagne on everybody when you

482
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<v Speaker 1>head to it when you win a series and go

483
00:27:00.079 --> 00:27:00.799
<v Speaker 1>on to the next one.

484
00:27:01.079 --> 00:27:03.240
<v Speaker 2>They all did their sober guys there.

485
00:27:03.079 --> 00:27:13.079
<v Speaker 1>They all did ginger rail. Oh god, he's a drunk loser. Yeah, exactly.

486
00:27:13.200 --> 00:27:15.240
<v Speaker 2>You know, they went home and fucking did lines of

487
00:27:15.279 --> 00:27:17.440
<v Speaker 2>coke off strippers asses and made fun of him.

488
00:27:17.480 --> 00:27:21.880
<v Speaker 1>Well, had Josh Hamilton died on some kind of plane

489
00:27:22.000 --> 00:27:26.279
<v Speaker 1>accident or whatever, broke his neck in a fucking yoga

490
00:27:26.319 --> 00:27:32.039
<v Speaker 1>position and died, his story would have ended sweet there. Okay,

491
00:27:32.160 --> 00:27:37.680
<v Speaker 1>Josh Hamilton admitted to after having slumps at the plate,

492
00:27:38.240 --> 00:27:40.720
<v Speaker 1>which will actually bring it full circle to what we

493
00:27:40.799 --> 00:27:45.279
<v Speaker 1>were saying. Uh, he started drinking again, and then he

494
00:27:45.440 --> 00:27:48.759
<v Speaker 1>got seen on camera or something like that doing lines

495
00:27:48.799 --> 00:27:53.359
<v Speaker 1>of coke. Then he fell out of baseball. Then his

496
00:27:53.480 --> 00:27:57.480
<v Speaker 1>wife left him and took the kids. After all that,

497
00:27:57.720 --> 00:28:03.400
<v Speaker 1>and he became a total, full on loser. I don't

498
00:28:03.440 --> 00:28:05.240
<v Speaker 1>know if he's broke, but he had a contract for

499
00:28:05.240 --> 00:28:08.440
<v Speaker 1>about one hundred and twenty five million dollars guaranteed, fully

500
00:28:08.480 --> 00:28:11.720
<v Speaker 1>guaranteed that all got paid out, and.

501
00:28:11.720 --> 00:28:14.200
<v Speaker 2>Uh oh, what did he do with it?

502
00:28:14.319 --> 00:28:16.960
<v Speaker 1>I don't I don't know. That's I hope he's not broke.

503
00:28:17.200 --> 00:28:19.480
<v Speaker 1>I hope he's just a loser. I hope he's not broke.

504
00:28:20.880 --> 00:28:25.599
<v Speaker 2>Oh dude, I hope he's broke, because then it could

505
00:28:25.599 --> 00:28:27.920
<v Speaker 2>be a comeback story job, right.

506
00:28:28.039 --> 00:28:34.480
<v Speaker 1>Josh Hamilton has beautiful light blue eyes. And in sports

507
00:28:34.519 --> 00:28:37.680
<v Speaker 1>they have what are called split stats. So split stats

508
00:28:37.720 --> 00:28:41.279
<v Speaker 1>are your day games versus your night games. His day

509
00:28:41.440 --> 00:28:46.880
<v Speaker 1>game stats were total shit, and his night game were

510
00:28:47.079 --> 00:28:50.359
<v Speaker 1>better than MVP numbers.

511
00:28:51.240 --> 00:28:53.559
<v Speaker 2>Well, and you know that makes total sense because the

512
00:28:53.559 --> 00:28:56.839
<v Speaker 2>thing I was telling you about eyes correlates with color.

513
00:28:57.440 --> 00:28:59.279
<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, so cool.

514
00:28:59.319 --> 00:29:01.680
<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah yeah, it's so cool. So so I should

515
00:29:01.680 --> 00:29:02.759
<v Speaker 2>be a baseball guy.

516
00:29:02.880 --> 00:29:06.200
<v Speaker 1>Huh, yeah you should. Yeah. I don't know. Can you

517
00:29:06.279 --> 00:29:08.240
<v Speaker 1>do cocaine and drink ginger ale?

518
00:29:09.119 --> 00:29:12.119
<v Speaker 2>I mean I could, yeah, yeah, as long as it's

519
00:29:12.160 --> 00:29:12.759
<v Speaker 2>not alcohol.

520
00:29:12.799 --> 00:29:14.799
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I don't we even have to play baseball to

521
00:29:14.880 --> 00:29:15.319
<v Speaker 1>do that.

522
00:29:16.640 --> 00:29:18.359
<v Speaker 2>I would want to show up and like sit on

523
00:29:18.400 --> 00:29:18.920
<v Speaker 2>the dugout.

524
00:29:19.039 --> 00:29:22.000
<v Speaker 1>Okay, that's fair fit. Maybe you could. You could bring

525
00:29:22.079 --> 00:29:24.680
<v Speaker 1>them some of these HD glasses and it's the fucking

526
00:29:24.759 --> 00:29:27.599
<v Speaker 1>glare is what's gonna get you. Guys. Let me let

527
00:29:27.599 --> 00:29:30.039
<v Speaker 1>me tell you you were talking about that in a

528
00:29:30.079 --> 00:29:34.559
<v Speaker 1>way that nobody on this side of the ocean can

529
00:29:34.720 --> 00:29:39.519
<v Speaker 1>can necessarily understand what you're talking about. That's like if

530
00:29:39.559 --> 00:29:41.640
<v Speaker 1>you saw a spider at a thing and you were like, yeah,

531
00:29:41.720 --> 00:29:44.119
<v Speaker 1>that's a you think that's a big one. There's desert

532
00:29:44.160 --> 00:29:47.400
<v Speaker 1>spiders that are really and people just go, Okay, I

533
00:29:47.440 --> 00:29:48.400
<v Speaker 1>don't know what that means.

534
00:29:48.519 --> 00:29:51.400
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, And I saw desert spiders and they're not

535
00:29:51.519 --> 00:29:53.200
<v Speaker 2>as scary as you would think, you know.

536
00:29:53.400 --> 00:29:56.160
<v Speaker 1>Really, okay are they? Are they as big as they look?

537
00:29:56.200 --> 00:29:58.720
<v Speaker 2>Though? No, those pictures are really deceptive.

538
00:29:58.839 --> 00:29:59.079
<v Speaker 1>Okay.

539
00:29:59.400 --> 00:30:01.920
<v Speaker 2>They the biggest ones I saw were like a size

540
00:30:02.039 --> 00:30:03.519
<v Speaker 2>of like a prescription bottle.

541
00:30:03.640 --> 00:30:06.440
<v Speaker 1>Oh, that's still really gross and scary, but it's not

542
00:30:06.519 --> 00:30:07.680
<v Speaker 1>a small dog.

543
00:30:08.160 --> 00:30:13.480
<v Speaker 2>Right, yeah. Like I've never seen any a rack kneid

544
00:30:13.880 --> 00:30:17.880
<v Speaker 2>bigger than like a tarantula in real life, and I'm

545
00:30:18.799 --> 00:30:25.119
<v Speaker 2>skeptical that many exist. But anyway, yeah, like the that

546
00:30:25.279 --> 00:30:30.400
<v Speaker 2>is like a an otherworldly thing, like that's that's what

547
00:30:30.480 --> 00:30:37.039
<v Speaker 2>that was. So what's so kind of like uh, I

548
00:30:37.039 --> 00:30:39.519
<v Speaker 2>don't know, not not interesting, it's not the right world word.

549
00:30:39.559 --> 00:30:44.200
<v Speaker 2>It's just like eye opening, you know. It's like I

550
00:30:44.200 --> 00:30:47.480
<v Speaker 2>I forever was changed by that. Like I spent a

551
00:30:47.519 --> 00:30:51.359
<v Speaker 2>lot of money on sunglasses to this day because I'm

552
00:30:51.440 --> 00:30:54.200
<v Speaker 2>just always afraid. Like, yeah, I think I even told

553
00:30:54.200 --> 00:30:55.960
<v Speaker 2>this story on the podcast. One day I went to

554
00:30:56.000 --> 00:30:59.680
<v Speaker 2>the shower tent or the shower trailer when the sun

555
00:30:59.759 --> 00:31:03.000
<v Speaker 2>was still down, took a shower and came out and

556
00:31:03.039 --> 00:31:04.720
<v Speaker 2>the sun had come up, and I didn't have my

557
00:31:04.759 --> 00:31:08.559
<v Speaker 2>sunglasses and I was literally fucking blind. Really. I was

558
00:31:08.640 --> 00:31:12.799
<v Speaker 2>like walking back to my tent just like with one

559
00:31:12.839 --> 00:31:16.079
<v Speaker 2>hand out in front of me, just trying so hard

560
00:31:16.200 --> 00:31:18.720
<v Speaker 2>desperately to get my eyes open, and they just wouldn't

561
00:31:18.759 --> 00:31:21.720
<v Speaker 2>because the sun was just like burning my fucking corne.

562
00:31:21.759 --> 00:31:22.640
<v Speaker 2>It's fucked up.

563
00:31:23.240 --> 00:31:24.640
<v Speaker 1>You know what you should have had with you.

564
00:31:25.279 --> 00:31:28.079
<v Speaker 2>Uh, HD vision pro glasses.

565
00:31:27.680 --> 00:31:31.079
<v Speaker 3>Famous high definition lenses with a special night vision tint

566
00:31:31.400 --> 00:31:34.519
<v Speaker 3>the daytime eye glasses. It makes it way easier to

567
00:31:34.519 --> 00:31:38.799
<v Speaker 3>see the conditions and really cut the glare. If you're

568
00:31:38.839 --> 00:31:41.680
<v Speaker 3>driving in snow, don't be afraid to drive at night.

569
00:31:42.000 --> 00:31:43.799
<v Speaker 3>Now you could have Hi, I could.

570
00:31:43.640 --> 00:31:46.000
<v Speaker 1>Have swore there was one of these later on. That's

571
00:31:46.000 --> 00:31:48.440
<v Speaker 1>why I skimmed it while you were talking to see

572
00:31:48.440 --> 00:31:51.279
<v Speaker 1>if it was this one. It wasn't. Uh there, I

573
00:31:51.279 --> 00:31:54.359
<v Speaker 1>could have swore there was a military guy who was like,

574
00:31:54.440 --> 00:31:57.440
<v Speaker 1>you know over in the Middle East. He's glasses really

575
00:31:57.440 --> 00:31:59.720
<v Speaker 1>helped me out. I was I don't think it's this

576
00:31:59.839 --> 00:32:00.359
<v Speaker 1>one though.

577
00:32:00.640 --> 00:32:04.079
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Well, you know, whatever gets you through. Bob some

578
00:32:04.119 --> 00:32:08.599
<v Speaker 2>guy's got beef jerky, somebody's got nude pictures from their gal.

579
00:32:09.079 --> 00:32:10.640
<v Speaker 2>You got your h D vision pro?

580
00:32:11.039 --> 00:32:13.119
<v Speaker 1>Well, how expensive are that? I mean I would pay

581
00:32:13.400 --> 00:32:16.920
<v Speaker 1>one to two hundred thousand dollars to have a better

582
00:32:17.000 --> 00:32:17.839
<v Speaker 1>vision at night.

583
00:32:19.519 --> 00:32:20.000
<v Speaker 2>I mean.

584
00:32:21.480 --> 00:32:25.880
<v Speaker 1>It's past that. It's price price, Yeah, to be able

585
00:32:25.920 --> 00:32:28.000
<v Speaker 1>to see at night? What am I an owl?

586
00:32:29.240 --> 00:32:31.079
<v Speaker 2>Wait? What are you a fucking lion?

587
00:32:32.039 --> 00:32:33.759
<v Speaker 1>I don't know, I don't is that?

588
00:32:34.400 --> 00:32:34.599
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

589
00:32:34.680 --> 00:32:35.960
<v Speaker 1>Cats have good vision.

590
00:32:35.720 --> 00:32:37.680
<v Speaker 2>Right, I think they hunt at night, don't they.

591
00:32:37.799 --> 00:32:40.279
<v Speaker 1>My cat has one eye, so I don't really know.

592
00:32:40.880 --> 00:32:43.839
<v Speaker 5>Oh, dude, you should test it.

593
00:32:44.759 --> 00:32:47.240
<v Speaker 2>You should like put a mouse on the left side

594
00:32:47.319 --> 00:32:49.799
<v Speaker 2>and no, dude, he doesn't have the right side.

595
00:32:49.839 --> 00:32:52.319
<v Speaker 1>He doesn't have a good eye and a bad eye.

596
00:32:52.359 --> 00:32:54.680
<v Speaker 1>He has a good eye and no eye.

597
00:32:55.039 --> 00:32:57.279
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I know, you put you put that mouse outside.

598
00:32:59.079 --> 00:33:02.759
<v Speaker 1>What don't they just like when somebody goes I'm blindfolded

599
00:33:02.799 --> 00:33:05.400
<v Speaker 1>and you go like this, huh and you throw your

600
00:33:05.400 --> 00:33:07.519
<v Speaker 1>fists at it. Why don't I just do that towards

601
00:33:07.599 --> 00:33:08.880
<v Speaker 1>my fucking cat?

602
00:33:09.319 --> 00:33:11.640
<v Speaker 2>Because you want to make it scientific.

603
00:33:12.039 --> 00:33:14.359
<v Speaker 1>All right, you need a control.

604
00:33:14.599 --> 00:33:16.759
<v Speaker 2>You gotta se Yeah, yeah, I don't know. I don't

605
00:33:16.799 --> 00:33:18.559
<v Speaker 2>know what it's gonna be, but just get one.

606
00:33:18.759 --> 00:33:22.319
<v Speaker 1>Okay, all right, hold on, here's a black dude. He's

607
00:33:22.359 --> 00:33:23.559
<v Speaker 1>gonna be like, that's a mind.

608
00:33:23.680 --> 00:33:24.920
<v Speaker 2>Man, I can't see ship.

609
00:33:25.000 --> 00:33:28.839
<v Speaker 1>I can see shit. That is my favorite line from Faceballs.

610
00:33:30.039 --> 00:33:33.799
<v Speaker 2>Look you paused it on Bronson pin Shot. Here be

611
00:33:33.960 --> 00:33:37.440
<v Speaker 2>barreling next to this guy with his vision pros. Hey, hey, Bud,

612
00:33:37.559 --> 00:33:39.359
<v Speaker 2>I can see just fine over here.

613
00:33:39.759 --> 00:33:44.200
<v Speaker 1>See. I was picturing him as fucking David Berkowitz. Oh yeah,

614
00:33:44.279 --> 00:33:46.240
<v Speaker 1>I thought he was trying to pull out a fucking

615
00:33:46.359 --> 00:33:47.680
<v Speaker 1>forty four and point it.

616
00:33:48.599 --> 00:33:51.240
<v Speaker 2>You know, actually I think that might be Uh, who's

617
00:33:51.279 --> 00:33:53.640
<v Speaker 2>the guy? Uh who jumped out of the plane?

618
00:33:54.400 --> 00:33:58.599
<v Speaker 1>Oh, dB Cooper, Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's Yeah.

619
00:33:58.599 --> 00:33:59.880
<v Speaker 2>Where they get this guy for this?

620
00:34:00.440 --> 00:34:02.960
<v Speaker 1>I don't know, man, I can't believe.

621
00:34:03.119 --> 00:34:04.480
<v Speaker 2>Is that a hat or his hair?

622
00:34:04.559 --> 00:34:07.000
<v Speaker 1>I can't believe you've never seen this that's his hair?

623
00:34:08.119 --> 00:34:11.039
<v Speaker 2>Is that one of those Russian police hats from Raw Deal?

624
00:34:11.320 --> 00:34:16.679
<v Speaker 1>I think it's more one of those curly, you know,

625
00:34:18.760 --> 00:34:21.360
<v Speaker 1>jew hairs. Yeah, that's it. You said it nicer than

626
00:34:22.159 --> 00:34:28.400
<v Speaker 1>I was gonna say. Witness they were amish.

627
00:34:27.079 --> 00:34:29.280
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Witness. I never seen that movie, but I know

628
00:34:29.320 --> 00:34:32.199
<v Speaker 2>it's like he's got to protect an amish kid or something.

629
00:34:32.400 --> 00:34:35.800
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Amish kids saw a murder and he's got to

630
00:34:35.800 --> 00:34:39.639
<v Speaker 1>get him to like the fucking prosecutor or something. But

631
00:34:39.719 --> 00:34:42.480
<v Speaker 1>they they got but they ain't got no car.

632
00:34:44.239 --> 00:34:47.159
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so he's got to drive them. Yeah. I feel

633
00:34:47.159 --> 00:34:49.760
<v Speaker 2>like in an Amish community community, they would just solve it,

634
00:34:49.840 --> 00:34:51.280
<v Speaker 2>you know, like take the boy's eyes.

635
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<v Speaker 1>They see the murder, and the kid tells someone, and

636
00:34:56.239 --> 00:34:58.960
<v Speaker 1>the gangster guys like, what are you gonna do about it?

637
00:34:59.000 --> 00:35:01.320
<v Speaker 1>And they just start as in them in the head.

638
00:35:02.679 --> 00:35:06.400
<v Speaker 1>The Amish just a little start killing the goombas fucking

639
00:35:06.440 --> 00:35:07.679
<v Speaker 1>grease balls.

640
00:35:08.280 --> 00:35:11.119
<v Speaker 2>I don't remove the boy's tongue so that he does

641
00:35:11.159 --> 00:35:11.639
<v Speaker 2>not tell them.

642
00:35:11.960 --> 00:35:17.039
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they still have to quiet the boy, all right,

643
00:35:17.079 --> 00:35:17.800
<v Speaker 1>all right, hold on.

644
00:35:17.920 --> 00:35:20.440
<v Speaker 2>Let's break his fingers so he cannot write.

645
00:35:20.599 --> 00:35:26.119
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, definition night vision wraparounds take control of your life.

646
00:35:28.360 --> 00:35:32.960
<v Speaker 2>From what the fuck out of commercial who casted this ship?

647
00:35:33.280 --> 00:35:35.159
<v Speaker 2>There was an old woman. She looked like the old

648
00:35:35.239 --> 00:35:39.480
<v Speaker 2>lady from the Hereditary. They got fucking D. B. Cooper

649
00:35:39.519 --> 00:35:43.760
<v Speaker 2>in a Moscow fucking top hat, and now they've got

650
00:35:44.199 --> 00:35:47.719
<v Speaker 2>someone who's obviously from what our president would call her

651
00:35:47.760 --> 00:35:48.679
<v Speaker 2>shit whole country.

652
00:35:48.760 --> 00:35:51.519
<v Speaker 1>One of the presidents, Yeah, one of them more public.

653
00:35:51.679 --> 00:35:52.440
<v Speaker 1>Probably both.

654
00:35:52.800 --> 00:35:55.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, President, there's still one more.

655
00:35:55.360 --> 00:35:57.920
<v Speaker 1>Public than the other, I would assume, though, sure.

656
00:35:57.840 --> 00:35:59.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, one one behind the scenes.

657
00:36:00.119 --> 00:36:03.760
<v Speaker 1>Let's be honest. There's nobody in fucking the House of

658
00:36:03.840 --> 00:36:07.760
<v Speaker 1>Representatives or up that doesn't think some places in the

659
00:36:07.760 --> 00:36:09.800
<v Speaker 1>world are shithole countries.

660
00:36:10.239 --> 00:36:13.840
<v Speaker 2>Oh dude, it's just an It's an objective fact. I mean,

661
00:36:14.280 --> 00:36:17.239
<v Speaker 2>if you live in a nice place, by definition, there

662
00:36:17.239 --> 00:36:20.199
<v Speaker 2>has to be not nice places, and a synonym of

663
00:36:20.360 --> 00:36:21.840
<v Speaker 2>not nice places shithole.

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00:36:21.920 --> 00:36:28.559
<v Speaker 4>It's all right, let's watch this guy makes it so

665
00:36:28.679 --> 00:36:32.199
<v Speaker 4>much easier to look through kids windows With my night

666
00:36:32.280 --> 00:36:33.280
<v Speaker 4>vision glasses.

667
00:36:34.239 --> 00:36:37.440
<v Speaker 2>I always know when the neighborhood watches out and I

668
00:36:37.480 --> 00:36:39.800
<v Speaker 2>can get out before anyone sees my pud.

669
00:36:39.960 --> 00:36:44.039
<v Speaker 1>I like to watch your daughter change, but it's so

670
00:36:44.320 --> 00:36:48.280
<v Speaker 1>dark in your house. Yeah, you should get some all right,

671
00:36:48.320 --> 00:36:51.400
<v Speaker 1>all right, let's say key night vision glasses. I'm not scared.

672
00:36:51.519 --> 00:36:54.039
<v Speaker 2>I can see in front of me everything. They're fantastic.

673
00:36:54.119 --> 00:36:56.840
<v Speaker 1>See that is what it looks like when I'm fucking driving.

674
00:36:57.039 --> 00:36:59.400
<v Speaker 1>I might benefit from these glasses.

675
00:37:00.079 --> 00:37:02.679
<v Speaker 2>I'll say this. I see that with headlights, but I

676
00:37:02.760 --> 00:37:05.519
<v Speaker 2>definitely do not get that same effect from tail lights.

677
00:37:05.519 --> 00:37:10.400
<v Speaker 2>Weak dim lights like traffic or what are they street lights?

678
00:37:11.199 --> 00:37:15.440
<v Speaker 2>Traffic lights? Yeah, I don't this is an exaggeration. This

679
00:37:15.519 --> 00:37:19.920
<v Speaker 2>product is they're curing a They're selling you a disease

680
00:37:20.000 --> 00:37:21.800
<v Speaker 2>and the cure and the same thing.

681
00:37:22.079 --> 00:37:25.880
<v Speaker 1>I'm telling you. It looks like this when I see it. Now,

682
00:37:26.320 --> 00:37:31.599
<v Speaker 1>I won't have you pussing. I won't have you pussing misinformation.

683
00:37:32.920 --> 00:37:34.840
<v Speaker 1>I just said that I should fucking get them. They

684
00:37:34.840 --> 00:37:35.639
<v Speaker 1>look kind of cool.

685
00:37:35.679 --> 00:37:38.440
<v Speaker 2>Yeah we should. I've actually been thinking that would be

686
00:37:38.440 --> 00:37:41.840
<v Speaker 2>a cool segment for our s, like because like, I

687
00:37:41.880 --> 00:37:45.440
<v Speaker 2>watched this guy on the internet. He's a younger I

688
00:37:45.440 --> 00:37:47.760
<v Speaker 2>want to say kid, but he's probably like thirty years

689
00:37:47.760 --> 00:37:50.039
<v Speaker 2>old by now. But I've been watching him since he

690
00:37:50.119 --> 00:37:52.599
<v Speaker 2>was basically a kid. He makes YouTube videos. I watched

691
00:37:52.639 --> 00:37:55.679
<v Speaker 2>his stuff with my son, Drew Gooden, not the fucking

692
00:37:55.719 --> 00:37:56.679
<v Speaker 2>basketball player.

693
00:37:57.760 --> 00:38:00.239
<v Speaker 1>Well, what's hero with Drew good in the basketball play?

694
00:38:00.440 --> 00:38:03.199
<v Speaker 2>And then I just don't watch his YouTube channel. Okay,

695
00:38:03.519 --> 00:38:05.159
<v Speaker 2>I'm just trying to delineate here.

696
00:38:06.239 --> 00:38:08.719
<v Speaker 1>No, it's the other one, not the basketball player.

697
00:38:08.719 --> 00:38:11.679
<v Speaker 2>It's the little boy, the other little boy.

698
00:38:12.559 --> 00:38:15.320
<v Speaker 1>It's the little boy, not the seven foot two man.

699
00:38:15.679 --> 00:38:17.599
<v Speaker 2>Well, he is kind of a little boy, I mean

700
00:38:18.119 --> 00:38:20.639
<v Speaker 2>compared to some of those other big burly men.

701
00:38:21.760 --> 00:38:23.559
<v Speaker 1>Who are you talking about Drew Gooden?

702
00:38:23.679 --> 00:38:25.960
<v Speaker 2>Bro, Yeah, Drew good In is black.

703
00:38:26.079 --> 00:38:29.400
<v Speaker 1>Huh yeah, yeah yeah, I thought he I know, he

704
00:38:29.400 --> 00:38:32.280
<v Speaker 1>doesn't sound like it. No, no, no, no, no, no,

705
00:38:32.519 --> 00:38:34.679
<v Speaker 1>Drew good And I spelled his name with a fucking

706
00:38:35.000 --> 00:38:39.119
<v Speaker 1>somehow I did a copyright ar out or registered that.

707
00:38:39.760 --> 00:38:41.840
<v Speaker 2>I've been trying to make that in my text messages

708
00:38:41.880 --> 00:38:42.920
<v Speaker 2>for like six years.

709
00:38:43.000 --> 00:38:45.920
<v Speaker 1>Dud dude, there's not even the button on my board

710
00:38:46.039 --> 00:38:46.679
<v Speaker 1>that does that.

711
00:38:47.039 --> 00:38:50.119
<v Speaker 2>Oh you know, Drew Gooden the basketball player looks a

712
00:38:50.159 --> 00:38:52.119
<v Speaker 2>lot like Joe Buden the rat.

713
00:38:52.079 --> 00:38:58.760
<v Speaker 1>Kind of does, except again significantly taller, six and fifty pounds.

714
00:38:59.159 --> 00:39:04.840
<v Speaker 2>Six ten god damn, but still not seven like some

715
00:39:04.880 --> 00:39:05.599
<v Speaker 2>of those big.

716
00:39:06.559 --> 00:39:09.199
<v Speaker 1>Yao Ming You ever see yao?

717
00:39:09.280 --> 00:39:10.320
<v Speaker 2>Ming? Yeah?

718
00:39:10.480 --> 00:39:11.239
<v Speaker 1>You ever see Yao?

719
00:39:11.320 --> 00:39:11.480
<v Speaker 2>Ming?

720
00:39:11.559 --> 00:39:13.440
<v Speaker 1>Shaq and Kevin Hart standing together?

721
00:39:14.480 --> 00:39:16.360
<v Speaker 2>I did? You showed it to me and Kevin Hart

722
00:39:16.400 --> 00:39:17.239
<v Speaker 2>was a little baby.

723
00:39:17.480 --> 00:39:18.760
<v Speaker 1>It was a little baby.

724
00:39:20.000 --> 00:39:22.760
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. This is the future of humanity, folks. This is

725
00:39:22.760 --> 00:39:23.519
<v Speaker 2>what you asked for.

726
00:39:23.719 --> 00:39:24.400
<v Speaker 1>Un did it?

727
00:39:24.519 --> 00:39:24.679
<v Speaker 2>Now?

728
00:39:24.760 --> 00:39:28.920
<v Speaker 1>Did they breathe? I think this story was and Mitch, yeah, yeah,

729
00:39:28.960 --> 00:39:31.559
<v Speaker 1>I was red honestly, yeah, I think it didn't. They

730
00:39:31.599 --> 00:39:33.880
<v Speaker 1>get together the two tallest people in China.

731
00:39:35.679 --> 00:39:36.840
<v Speaker 2>I think it might that.

732
00:39:36.880 --> 00:39:39.320
<v Speaker 1>I think it was ritt. I don't know for sure.

733
00:39:40.119 --> 00:39:44.199
<v Speaker 2>I okay, so what I've heard, and I don't want

734
00:39:44.199 --> 00:39:46.280
<v Speaker 2>to say it's a conspiracy because I think I even

735
00:39:46.440 --> 00:39:48.559
<v Speaker 2>read it like in a in a real source. I

736
00:39:48.599 --> 00:39:52.159
<v Speaker 2>think his family was part of like a selective breeding program.

737
00:39:52.199 --> 00:39:56.800
<v Speaker 2>They got like the most athletic, smartest, tallest, the best

738
00:39:56.800 --> 00:39:59.400
<v Speaker 2>of everything they could find in one cat, in all

739
00:39:59.440 --> 00:40:01.960
<v Speaker 2>those category worries, and they had him fuck each other.

740
00:40:02.280 --> 00:40:05.280
<v Speaker 1>So Yao Ming was He's the only child of seven

741
00:40:05.639 --> 00:40:10.800
<v Speaker 1>or six foot seven Yao Xunion and six foot three

742
00:40:11.400 --> 00:40:13.719
<v Speaker 1>Fang Fang both.

743
00:40:13.480 --> 00:40:16.400
<v Speaker 2>Of that is a big ass bitch right there.

744
00:40:17.199 --> 00:40:22.679
<v Speaker 1>Che That is real big god damn for a Chinese girl.

745
00:40:24.360 --> 00:40:25.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we'll see.

746
00:40:25.519 --> 00:40:29.800
<v Speaker 1>Is there a picture of Oh my god, oh my god.

747
00:40:30.119 --> 00:40:37.639
<v Speaker 1>His career was cut very very short because this is Chinese. Uh,

748
00:40:37.719 --> 00:40:39.440
<v Speaker 1>he was injured because he had to play for their

749
00:40:39.519 --> 00:40:44.360
<v Speaker 1>national team so much. They they they owe him, like

750
00:40:44.400 --> 00:40:45.519
<v Speaker 1>they really owned.

751
00:40:46.360 --> 00:40:48.440
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, why didn't he just run away?

752
00:40:48.559 --> 00:40:51.960
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? When did he just hide out? The seven foot

753
00:40:52.039 --> 00:40:53.559
<v Speaker 1>five Chinese guy?

754
00:40:55.199 --> 00:40:57.559
<v Speaker 2>Well, what are they gonna do? Send a fucking little

755
00:40:57.960 --> 00:40:59.000
<v Speaker 2>karate guy over there?

756
00:40:59.079 --> 00:41:03.480
<v Speaker 1>He's ye me, I know wait was his mother, both

757
00:41:03.519 --> 00:41:06.440
<v Speaker 1>of whom were former professional basketball players.

758
00:41:07.239 --> 00:41:11.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so so maybe they just met at a basketball.

759
00:41:11.039 --> 00:41:15.800
<v Speaker 1>No, this is like like a Batman villain or like

760
00:41:15.840 --> 00:41:20.039
<v Speaker 1>an Avengers villain that kind of like like, oh, you

761
00:41:20.079 --> 00:41:24.599
<v Speaker 1>know who, he's Ivan Drago. Oh yeah, the Russian from

762
00:41:24.679 --> 00:41:29.079
<v Speaker 1>Yack like created to you know, just be this killing machine.

763
00:41:29.159 --> 00:41:31.119
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I mean a lot of folks have done that.

764
00:41:31.159 --> 00:41:35.199
<v Speaker 2>I think Elon Musk has even said that he's like

765
00:41:35.360 --> 00:41:40.280
<v Speaker 2>purposely because he thinks that this is I personally me,

766
00:41:40.360 --> 00:41:42.519
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna say this is his ego talking. But I'm

767
00:41:42.559 --> 00:41:45.000
<v Speaker 2>pretty sure the words he used were something like he's

768
00:41:45.039 --> 00:41:47.920
<v Speaker 2>trying to leave like a race of super geniuses, and

769
00:41:47.960 --> 00:41:51.800
<v Speaker 2>that's why he's having like so many children in all

770
00:41:51.840 --> 00:41:55.280
<v Speaker 2>these different parts of the world. I could be wrong

771
00:41:55.280 --> 00:41:58.440
<v Speaker 2>about the terminology, but in spirit, that's what he's doing.

772
00:41:58.519 --> 00:42:01.039
<v Speaker 2>He's nutting and as many women as he can so

773
00:42:01.079 --> 00:42:05.239
<v Speaker 2>he can. You know, let the geniuses populate the planet.

774
00:42:05.280 --> 00:42:10.119
<v Speaker 2>They won't be attractive or tall or anything, or physically intimidating,

775
00:42:10.280 --> 00:42:14.639
<v Speaker 2>or be able to speak very well or not autistic,

776
00:42:14.840 --> 00:42:17.199
<v Speaker 2>but they'll be geniuses.

777
00:42:18.320 --> 00:42:23.000
<v Speaker 1>To be fair, he's a pretty smart guy.

778
00:42:24.199 --> 00:42:29.880
<v Speaker 2>I think he seems like an above average intelligence. Absolutely, yeah,

779
00:42:29.920 --> 00:42:32.199
<v Speaker 2>three different. I don't know that he would qualify as

780
00:42:32.719 --> 00:42:35.840
<v Speaker 2>a I mean maybe his intellect is that of a genius,

781
00:42:36.360 --> 00:42:40.159
<v Speaker 2>But I think his fucking weird personality, I mean it

782
00:42:40.239 --> 00:42:42.199
<v Speaker 2>just takes him down a peg because of the shit

783
00:42:42.320 --> 00:42:44.679
<v Speaker 2>he gets involved with, you know, like the arguments he

784
00:42:44.800 --> 00:42:47.719
<v Speaker 2>takes up and the sides he's willing to take. It's like,

785
00:42:48.639 --> 00:42:51.960
<v Speaker 2>he seems like he's smart enough to not get into

786
00:42:52.000 --> 00:42:54.320
<v Speaker 2>that shit, you know, and that's what kind of brings

787
00:42:54.360 --> 00:42:56.320
<v Speaker 2>him down for me. But he's obviously a very, very

788
00:42:56.400 --> 00:42:57.199
<v Speaker 2>very smart person.

789
00:42:57.360 --> 00:43:00.039
<v Speaker 1>Yes, yes, he has some level of intelligence, whatever that

790
00:43:00.039 --> 00:43:04.199
<v Speaker 1>that is, whether it's managing or whatever. Yeah, I don't.

791
00:43:04.119 --> 00:43:04.760
<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

792
00:43:05.400 --> 00:43:07.239
<v Speaker 1>I don't know that it's a Look, hey, as long

793
00:43:07.280 --> 00:43:09.760
<v Speaker 1>as he can fucking pay for him, I don't know

794
00:43:09.840 --> 00:43:11.039
<v Speaker 1>that it's such a bad thing.

795
00:43:11.239 --> 00:43:13.360
<v Speaker 2>Well, not that one he thinks is dead. He's not

796
00:43:13.400 --> 00:43:14.199
<v Speaker 2>gonna pay for that one.

797
00:43:14.280 --> 00:43:16.360
<v Speaker 1>Is there one he thinks is dead? Oh it's dead

798
00:43:16.400 --> 00:43:17.920
<v Speaker 1>to him? The trans kid?

799
00:43:18.079 --> 00:43:21.199
<v Speaker 2>Right, Yeah, well, yeah, he thinks it's dead.

800
00:43:21.280 --> 00:43:24.320
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Did he say or did he say my son

801
00:43:24.440 --> 00:43:26.360
<v Speaker 1>is dead to me? What was the quote?

802
00:43:27.199 --> 00:43:30.639
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he said my son is dead. He was killed

803
00:43:30.639 --> 00:43:32.239
<v Speaker 2>by the trans mind virus.

804
00:43:32.679 --> 00:43:34.719
<v Speaker 1>I think it was probably the woke mind virus.

805
00:43:35.079 --> 00:43:37.360
<v Speaker 2>Oh, maybe it was the woke mind virus. Yeah.

806
00:43:38.000 --> 00:43:42.719
<v Speaker 1>Oof, that is so cringey. Ooh. I saw Tulci Gabbard

807
00:43:42.840 --> 00:43:47.119
<v Speaker 1>just talk at a thing for Trump. I everyone loved her,

808
00:43:47.320 --> 00:43:48.800
<v Speaker 1>you know, and it's changed.

809
00:43:48.840 --> 00:43:49.800
<v Speaker 2>I just wanted to fuck her.

810
00:43:50.320 --> 00:43:53.840
<v Speaker 1>I liked her. I still like her. I just want

811
00:43:53.840 --> 00:43:55.679
<v Speaker 1>to But she spoke out a thing, and Robert F.

812
00:43:55.760 --> 00:43:59.920
<v Speaker 1>Kenning Junior tweeted out, wonder Woman just joined the job

813
00:44:00.119 --> 00:44:00.960
<v Speaker 1>Justice League.

814
00:44:01.440 --> 00:44:02.360
<v Speaker 2>Well, I don't know what that.

815
00:44:02.599 --> 00:44:05.440
<v Speaker 1>He's referring to him and Trump and her as the

816
00:44:05.719 --> 00:44:06.559
<v Speaker 1>Justice League.

817
00:44:06.760 --> 00:44:10.920
<v Speaker 2>Like, okay, so, which one is? Trump's obviously Superman, She's

818
00:44:11.039 --> 00:44:14.239
<v Speaker 2>wonder Woman. Which one is? Fucking So Robert Kennedy's the flash.

819
00:44:14.400 --> 00:44:14.679
<v Speaker 2>I don't.

820
00:44:14.800 --> 00:44:17.880
<v Speaker 1>I don't Trump Superman, Trump's Batman.

821
00:44:20.000 --> 00:44:24.360
<v Speaker 2>Okay, I'll yeah, I'll allow. So fucking Robert Kennedy is

822
00:44:24.360 --> 00:44:25.159
<v Speaker 2>gonna be Superman.

823
00:44:25.840 --> 00:44:31.159
<v Speaker 1>Robert Kennedy is like Aquaman screaming at chorals stuff vaccinating

824
00:44:31.199 --> 00:44:31.880
<v Speaker 1>its kids.

825
00:44:33.039 --> 00:44:38.360
<v Speaker 2>Dude, Robert Kennedy is like fucking Blue Beatles step brother.

826
00:44:38.480 --> 00:44:40.400
<v Speaker 2>In the opening scene.

827
00:44:40.679 --> 00:44:42.440
<v Speaker 1>He's fucking George Lopez.

828
00:44:43.400 --> 00:44:43.639
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

829
00:44:43.719 --> 00:44:46.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, By the way, that movie was not that bad.

830
00:44:46.679 --> 00:44:49.360
<v Speaker 2>I shut it off after Really, I didn't hate it.

831
00:44:49.679 --> 00:44:51.360
<v Speaker 2>I don't hate it. It was all right, and I

832
00:44:51.400 --> 00:44:53.199
<v Speaker 2>and I have a soft spot for d C. I

833
00:44:53.239 --> 00:44:56.840
<v Speaker 2>prefer the DC characters and everything. I played the games

834
00:44:56.840 --> 00:45:00.000
<v Speaker 2>more and everything, But fuck man, I couldn't do that movie.

835
00:45:00.880 --> 00:45:03.800
<v Speaker 1>Who the two? All right? So the two are the

836
00:45:03.840 --> 00:45:08.000
<v Speaker 1>two best villain groups, because if I'm honest, most villain

837
00:45:08.000 --> 00:45:10.280
<v Speaker 1>groups fucking suck ship except for.

838
00:45:10.559 --> 00:45:13.639
<v Speaker 2>Except for Man and Batman. Three.

839
00:45:13.679 --> 00:45:16.800
<v Speaker 1>Actually, then I'll say, because no, no, no, no, oh no,

840
00:45:16.800 --> 00:45:19.639
<v Speaker 1>no no, what are you telling You're saying those are

841
00:45:19.639 --> 00:45:20.119
<v Speaker 1>good ones?

842
00:45:21.039 --> 00:45:22.800
<v Speaker 2>I'm saying those are good Rogues Galleries?

843
00:45:22.880 --> 00:45:27.519
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, who's the flash half? He has a gorilla and

844
00:45:27.559 --> 00:45:30.400
<v Speaker 1>a guy who goes like Gorilla Grod is cool, yeah,

845
00:45:30.639 --> 00:45:35.480
<v Speaker 1>glow or something. Gorilla Grod is essentially beast from the

846
00:45:35.519 --> 00:45:40.239
<v Speaker 1>Marvel universe. Yeah, he's an intelligenty right, Yeah, okay, okay,

847
00:45:40.280 --> 00:45:44.519
<v Speaker 1>Well that's there's only one good DC one, and there's

848
00:45:44.719 --> 00:45:46.840
<v Speaker 1>one good Marvel and it's not.

849
00:45:47.400 --> 00:45:48.440
<v Speaker 2>Then you're gonna say Batman.

850
00:45:48.880 --> 00:45:50.360
<v Speaker 1>It's very obviously Batman.

851
00:45:50.480 --> 00:45:53.199
<v Speaker 2>Yes, it's the best one. I like the best, though,

852
00:45:53.559 --> 00:45:57.000
<v Speaker 2>I think Superman's got cool ass villains. Brainiac is coolest

853
00:45:57.000 --> 00:46:00.440
<v Speaker 2>shit you know is coolest ship, dark Side, cool as

854
00:46:00.480 --> 00:46:01.159
<v Speaker 2>shit Patreon.

855
00:46:02.000 --> 00:46:04.480
<v Speaker 1>We'll do that. We'll go through like the best comic

856
00:46:04.559 --> 00:46:06.079
<v Speaker 1>villains or some bullshit like that.

857
00:46:06.239 --> 00:46:08.480
<v Speaker 2>I love that. Yeah, I'm a fucking nerd.

858
00:46:08.239 --> 00:46:10.599
<v Speaker 1>Out and I'll tell you what the good and semi

859
00:46:10.639 --> 00:46:13.559
<v Speaker 1>good marvel ones are. I mean, people are ready now,

860
00:46:13.800 --> 00:46:14.440
<v Speaker 1>but whatever.

861
00:46:14.599 --> 00:46:16.440
<v Speaker 2>I don't really know other than the X Men, I

862
00:46:16.480 --> 00:46:18.079
<v Speaker 2>don't really know a lot of mar villains.

863
00:46:18.679 --> 00:46:21.440
<v Speaker 1>We'll talk about it, so, yeah, we'll talk fucking night

864
00:46:21.519 --> 00:46:23.199
<v Speaker 1>vision glasses. I think we did all.

865
00:46:23.079 --> 00:46:25.199
<v Speaker 2>Of that right, fixed our eyes, Yeah, we fixed?

866
00:46:25.280 --> 00:46:29.840
<v Speaker 1>Okay, we better so I go to the Walman kind.

867
00:46:29.840 --> 00:46:32.599
<v Speaker 1>It does. By the way, we started with a reference

868
00:46:32.639 --> 00:46:35.599
<v Speaker 1>to the Kevin Spacey story, which we'll No, we won't,

869
00:46:35.840 --> 00:46:36.960
<v Speaker 1>I mean maybe we will.

870
00:46:37.199 --> 00:46:41.440
<v Speaker 2>But what is is Kevin Spacey's homeless fucking cry for me?

871
00:46:42.079 --> 00:46:46.880
<v Speaker 2>I can go folks. Oh wait, wait, alleged, no rescinded.

872
00:46:47.519 --> 00:46:51.159
<v Speaker 1>There you go. My name's on everything. I'll just get

873
00:46:51.239 --> 00:46:52.039
<v Speaker 1>sued for it.

874
00:46:53.039 --> 00:46:56.639
<v Speaker 2>Well no, because he I don't think of people. All

875
00:46:56.679 --> 00:46:58.559
<v Speaker 2>the people took their stories back, but I.

876
00:46:58.519 --> 00:47:01.320
<v Speaker 1>Think some people killed themselves.

877
00:47:01.679 --> 00:47:04.880
<v Speaker 2>Or some died, or some some took their stories back,

878
00:47:04.960 --> 00:47:09.639
<v Speaker 2>and some space he was found innocent of or the

879
00:47:09.679 --> 00:47:10.960
<v Speaker 2>cases were dismissed, So.

880
00:47:12.440 --> 00:47:16.360
<v Speaker 1>Maybe I think it's fine for him to come back.

881
00:47:18.239 --> 00:47:21.480
<v Speaker 2>I yeah, if I feel like if I watched the

882
00:47:21.519 --> 00:47:23.320
<v Speaker 2>interview with him on Lex Friedman, and I feel like

883
00:47:23.400 --> 00:47:27.679
<v Speaker 2>Lex is a really softball fucking interviewer, I hate watching him.

884
00:47:28.039 --> 00:47:29.679
<v Speaker 2>I could stand.

885
00:47:29.119 --> 00:47:31.840
<v Speaker 1>I don't know how you ever could. I have always

886
00:47:31.840 --> 00:47:36.880
<v Speaker 1>found him boring. I mean, like Peterson on him would

887
00:47:36.960 --> 00:47:38.599
<v Speaker 1>be what it would play in my hell.

888
00:47:38.960 --> 00:47:41.840
<v Speaker 2>I think I don't. I don't mind if someone's boring.

889
00:47:41.880 --> 00:47:52.559
<v Speaker 2>But he's a combination of boring, obnoxiously like humble and

890
00:47:54.519 --> 00:48:00.920
<v Speaker 2>worldly in a way that seems like insincere, and also

891
00:48:01.519 --> 00:48:05.480
<v Speaker 2>a terrible interviewer. He does not ask hard questions, and

892
00:48:05.519 --> 00:48:08.199
<v Speaker 2>when he does try to ask hard questions, he he

893
00:48:08.320 --> 00:48:11.079
<v Speaker 2>does a lot of what Rogan does, where he just

894
00:48:11.239 --> 00:48:16.760
<v Speaker 2>will accept answers that sound good to him. And I've

895
00:48:17.599 --> 00:48:21.679
<v Speaker 2>i I I kind of think of Lex as like

896
00:48:23.400 --> 00:48:28.239
<v Speaker 2>he's like your he's your your Laurence Fishburn and the

897
00:48:28.239 --> 00:48:31.239
<v Speaker 2>matrix red pillar, blue pill? Which one are you gonna take?

898
00:48:31.280 --> 00:48:35.119
<v Speaker 2>Because he'll entertain both sides, But I I feel like

899
00:48:35.199 --> 00:48:38.639
<v Speaker 2>he is Ah is just like, yeah, like a hollow,

900
00:48:38.760 --> 00:48:42.920
<v Speaker 2>empty shell with no beliefs or values or principles. He's

901
00:48:42.960 --> 00:48:48.760
<v Speaker 2>just like a boring lump. I hate him, But what

902
00:48:48.840 --> 00:48:53.480
<v Speaker 2>was I saying about him? Who did you mention in that.

903
00:48:51.199 --> 00:48:54.079
<v Speaker 1>I know I'm not being shitty. I saw I'm not

904
00:48:54.079 --> 00:48:57.719
<v Speaker 1>being shitty. It was, uh, you saw someone on lex

905
00:48:58.159 --> 00:49:00.760
<v Speaker 1>It wasn't Elon though, I don't think it's Kevin Spacey.

906
00:49:00.840 --> 00:49:01.480
<v Speaker 1>Kevin Spacey.

907
00:49:01.599 --> 00:49:04.280
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, hell yeah, it was Kevin Spacey, right, And

908
00:49:04.320 --> 00:49:08.199
<v Speaker 2>he just took Spacey's word for a lot of the stuff.

909
00:49:08.280 --> 00:49:12.119
<v Speaker 2>So Spacey's there like, oh, well, the suit was dismissed

910
00:49:12.280 --> 00:49:15.039
<v Speaker 2>on this one, and then this guy he said this thing,

911
00:49:15.639 --> 00:49:18.239
<v Speaker 2>and that one he didn't show up, and this one

912
00:49:18.280 --> 00:49:23.480
<v Speaker 2>I was found innocent, and none of my accusers were minors.

913
00:49:24.119 --> 00:49:28.880
<v Speaker 2>So that's a big it, right, So right off the bat,

914
00:49:29.159 --> 00:49:33.079
<v Speaker 2>Right off the bat, you're because that one kid is fifteen.

915
00:49:33.280 --> 00:49:36.800
<v Speaker 2>I thought, yeah, he took back his story. He's the

916
00:49:36.800 --> 00:49:41.039
<v Speaker 2>one who recanted. I think or that was the one

917
00:49:41.039 --> 00:49:42.920
<v Speaker 2>where the judge threw it out and it was found

918
00:49:42.920 --> 00:49:48.119
<v Speaker 2>innocent according to this interview. Yeah right, so according to Spacey,

919
00:49:48.199 --> 00:49:51.159
<v Speaker 2>I remember him making the point like, look, so I

920
00:49:51.280 --> 00:49:53.559
<v Speaker 2>was found innocent, Like my hands are clean of that one.

921
00:49:53.599 --> 00:49:59.239
<v Speaker 2>I didn't do anything, and all my other accusers are adults,

922
00:49:59.519 --> 00:50:04.239
<v Speaker 2>you know, so aren't I just kind of like, you know,

923
00:50:04.719 --> 00:50:08.000
<v Speaker 2>a handsy guy that makes you feel uncomfortable. And if

924
00:50:08.000 --> 00:50:09.960
<v Speaker 2>that's the truth, like let him come back.

925
00:50:10.119 --> 00:50:12.280
<v Speaker 1>Can I say something that just is gonna make me

926
00:50:12.400 --> 00:50:17.719
<v Speaker 1>so sound so fucking misogynistic? Sure, the fact that it

927
00:50:17.920 --> 00:50:21.559
<v Speaker 1>wasn't on women actually lessens.

928
00:50:21.079 --> 00:50:24.320
<v Speaker 2>It for me for me too, Okay, Okay, you fucking

929
00:50:24.360 --> 00:50:27.079
<v Speaker 2>kidding man. We're white nights man. We don't want girls

930
00:50:27.119 --> 00:50:29.719
<v Speaker 2>getting touched and raped and stuff and made to feel uncomfortable.

931
00:50:29.800 --> 00:50:30.960
<v Speaker 2>We'll take that brunt.

932
00:50:31.280 --> 00:50:35.239
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, really, yeah, it's it makes it, Yeah, as long

933
00:50:35.280 --> 00:50:39.760
<v Speaker 1>as you kind of cause then like, look, Kevin Spacey

934
00:50:39.800 --> 00:50:44.199
<v Speaker 1>isn't brock lessener, He's not overpowering anyone. If you say,

935
00:50:44.280 --> 00:50:47.599
<v Speaker 1>like he enticed you with his money, a part of

936
00:50:47.639 --> 00:50:49.760
<v Speaker 1>me is like did he drug you?

937
00:50:50.519 --> 00:50:50.679
<v Speaker 2>Right?

938
00:50:50.760 --> 00:50:50.920
<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

939
00:50:50.960 --> 00:50:52.840
<v Speaker 2>I mean and being enticed by money, like you're just

940
00:50:52.920 --> 00:50:57.639
<v Speaker 2>biologically programmed to respond to money, Like I mean, you

941
00:50:57.960 --> 00:51:00.639
<v Speaker 2>could be aware of that fact and and try and

942
00:51:00.679 --> 00:51:02.679
<v Speaker 2>plan for it. But I mean, if you get enticed

943
00:51:02.719 --> 00:51:04.280
<v Speaker 2>by money, you're just.

944
00:51:04.280 --> 00:51:11.239
<v Speaker 1>A born ho you know, you born? No, what's so

945
00:51:11.360 --> 00:51:16.119
<v Speaker 1>anyway Kevin's basey is losing. The sixty five year old

946
00:51:16.159 --> 00:51:19.320
<v Speaker 1>actor wants to stay in the nine thousand square foot home,

947
00:51:19.840 --> 00:51:22.360
<v Speaker 1>which he bought in twenty seventeen for five point sixty

948
00:51:22.400 --> 00:51:26.679
<v Speaker 1>five million, for an extra six months, supposedly without paying anything.

949
00:51:26.760 --> 00:51:30.199
<v Speaker 1>According to the new owner Sam However, oh what the

950
00:51:30.239 --> 00:51:32.920
<v Speaker 1>fuck the commercial?

951
00:51:33.639 --> 00:51:33.920
<v Speaker 2>Oh?

952
00:51:34.039 --> 00:51:34.320
<v Speaker 1>Sorry?

953
00:51:35.119 --> 00:51:38.440
<v Speaker 2>Thousand square foot? What city is this fucking house in?

954
00:51:39.320 --> 00:51:40.920
<v Speaker 1>Uh? Potomac? Oh in?

955
00:51:41.679 --> 00:51:42.119
<v Speaker 2>What is it?

956
00:51:42.360 --> 00:51:43.039
<v Speaker 1>Maryland? Right?

957
00:51:43.079 --> 00:51:44.119
<v Speaker 2>Oh? Okay, okay?

958
00:51:45.559 --> 00:51:50.800
<v Speaker 1>In Baltimore? A lavish Baltimore condoc Jesus God, I'd get dance, yeah,

959
00:51:50.840 --> 00:51:54.039
<v Speaker 1>but Baltimore, I'd get the fuck out of there. How

960
00:51:54.039 --> 00:51:55.960
<v Speaker 1>do you shuttle your way in and out?

961
00:51:56.320 --> 00:51:59.920
<v Speaker 2>Well, he probably lives in this nine thousand square foot compound. Dude,

962
00:52:00.159 --> 00:52:04.400
<v Speaker 2>nine thousand square feet is literally it's it's just shy

963
00:52:04.480 --> 00:52:09.840
<v Speaker 2>of six of my house. That's absurd. What does he have?

964
00:52:10.039 --> 00:52:11.079
<v Speaker 2>Just a lot of guitars?

965
00:52:12.320 --> 00:52:19.119
<v Speaker 1>How the fucking boys? No, no boys, none, no boys, grown.

966
00:52:18.840 --> 00:52:22.159
<v Speaker 2>Men, yeah, just grown ass men and his guitars.

967
00:52:22.800 --> 00:52:25.199
<v Speaker 1>So yeah, I see. Here is the one thing when

968
00:52:25.239 --> 00:52:28.119
<v Speaker 1>I see stories like this, like I'm not supposed to

969
00:52:28.159 --> 00:52:29.679
<v Speaker 1>feel bad for him, right right?

970
00:52:29.760 --> 00:52:33.119
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Like I can laugh at him. Were kicking them

971
00:52:33.119 --> 00:52:35.239
<v Speaker 2>while he's down. All right, here's what.

972
00:52:35.159 --> 00:52:39.519
<v Speaker 1>I could Yeah, here's what I would say. I could

973
00:52:39.519 --> 00:52:43.960
<v Speaker 1>feel bad that he lost his career or if the

974
00:52:44.000 --> 00:52:46.400
<v Speaker 1>other stuff, if it was all bullshit. Yeah, I could

975
00:52:46.400 --> 00:52:48.199
<v Speaker 1>feel terrible that he lost his career. He was a

976
00:52:48.199 --> 00:52:51.440
<v Speaker 1>phenomenal actor. He's still great actor. Blah blah blah. But like,

977
00:52:52.280 --> 00:52:55.360
<v Speaker 1>you could have sold your five point six million dollar

978
00:52:55.480 --> 00:52:59.239
<v Speaker 1>mansion and probably bought a nice two million dollars one

979
00:52:59.280 --> 00:53:00.760
<v Speaker 1>and you'd still be pretty good.

980
00:53:01.559 --> 00:53:06.079
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, you probably could. Just he still gets royalty

981
00:53:06.159 --> 00:53:08.239
<v Speaker 2>checks for a bunch of shit. Man, he could probably

982
00:53:08.320 --> 00:53:11.719
<v Speaker 2>just take some money that he will have in a

983
00:53:11.760 --> 00:53:16.480
<v Speaker 2>couple days and go get a really nice condo, you know,

984
00:53:17.760 --> 00:53:21.119
<v Speaker 2>easily with you know his name and his credit score.

985
00:53:20.920 --> 00:53:23.360
<v Speaker 1>And stuff, and live like a human being.

986
00:53:23.679 --> 00:53:26.440
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and walk to the bodega.

987
00:53:26.559 --> 00:53:30.920
<v Speaker 1>Yeah in Baltimore. Man, maybe that's his thing. Hets to

988
00:53:30.920 --> 00:53:35.199
<v Speaker 1>stay in Baltimore for some reason. Yeah, and he can't downgrade.

989
00:53:35.320 --> 00:53:38.440
<v Speaker 1>If you go less than five and a half million

990
00:53:38.519 --> 00:53:41.519
<v Speaker 1>for a home in Baltimore, you might be a roommate

991
00:53:41.599 --> 00:53:43.280
<v Speaker 1>with some guy cooking crack.

992
00:53:43.639 --> 00:53:46.679
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, if you don't have nine thousand square feet of

993
00:53:46.840 --> 00:53:49.480
<v Speaker 2>home to protect yourself you might get shot by the

994
00:53:49.480 --> 00:53:53.239
<v Speaker 2>police at anymore. Yeah.

995
00:53:53.280 --> 00:53:54.840
<v Speaker 1>So I don't feel bad for Kevin Spacey.

996
00:53:55.719 --> 00:53:58.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I don't really feel bad for him either, except

997
00:53:58.039 --> 00:54:01.960
<v Speaker 2>for that one part about how he was sixty five

998
00:54:02.039 --> 00:54:04.639
<v Speaker 2>years old. Now he's gonna die soon.

999
00:54:05.039 --> 00:54:07.320
<v Speaker 1>I don't know about that. I don't know that he's

1000
00:54:07.400 --> 00:54:09.639
<v Speaker 1>necessarily going to die soon, but.

1001
00:54:09.679 --> 00:54:12.280
<v Speaker 2>He Oh man, you think he's gonna lift to be

1002
00:54:12.360 --> 00:54:14.760
<v Speaker 2>ninety in this sad, sorry state? Or you think he's

1003
00:54:14.760 --> 00:54:16.000
<v Speaker 2>gonna make a comeback?

1004
00:54:16.480 --> 00:54:18.559
<v Speaker 1>No? I didn't. Why did you say it like it

1005
00:54:18.599 --> 00:54:20.199
<v Speaker 1>was fucking access Hollywood?

1006
00:54:20.719 --> 00:54:21.239
<v Speaker 2>Do you think?

1007
00:54:21.559 --> 00:54:24.360
<v Speaker 1>Do you think Kevin Spacey's gonna make a big comeback?

1008
00:54:25.400 --> 00:54:28.119
<v Speaker 2>No? I was saying it like mockingly, like this dude's

1009
00:54:28.320 --> 00:54:29.719
<v Speaker 2>fucking finished.

1010
00:54:29.280 --> 00:54:32.840
<v Speaker 1>Like well, I wasn't saying it seriously. I wasn't doing

1011
00:54:32.840 --> 00:54:35.000
<v Speaker 1>that voice like oh shit, I gotta keep working on that,

1012
00:54:35.079 --> 00:54:36.039
<v Speaker 1>make it real good.

1013
00:54:36.920 --> 00:54:42.079
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he's uh what's her name? Uh fucking holder? What's

1014
00:54:42.119 --> 00:54:45.719
<v Speaker 2>her name? Chelsea Handler? He's Chelsea Handler? Ten years ago?

1015
00:54:46.239 --> 00:54:52.639
<v Speaker 1>Okay, finish finished? Uh the Walmart near your house?

1016
00:54:53.320 --> 00:54:55.320
<v Speaker 2>Oh, what's going on? And someone got raped?

1017
00:54:56.039 --> 00:54:59.000
<v Speaker 1>Uh? No, so I went in there. We got those

1018
00:54:59.159 --> 00:55:02.280
<v Speaker 1>you know, those water jugs like the fucking I have

1019
00:55:02.320 --> 00:55:07.480
<v Speaker 1>a water dispenser like you have at a fucking office.

1020
00:55:07.599 --> 00:55:08.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, yeah, cool.

1021
00:55:09.239 --> 00:55:10.920
<v Speaker 1>It is cool. It's pretty cool because you can go

1022
00:55:10.960 --> 00:55:14.639
<v Speaker 1>over and just hit some cold water, delicious hot water.

1023
00:55:15.119 --> 00:55:19.440
<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, why yeah, yeah, I got some warm water.

1024
00:55:21.800 --> 00:55:25.079
<v Speaker 1>So again, I got three of those jugs, right, and

1025
00:55:25.119 --> 00:55:28.599
<v Speaker 1>I bring them in there. Not Walmart is like, fucking

1026
00:55:29.679 --> 00:55:34.079
<v Speaker 1>it looks like a it's like a West African market,

1027
00:55:34.480 --> 00:55:39.119
<v Speaker 1>is what. It seems like. There's a roaming cattle, there's

1028
00:55:39.199 --> 00:55:43.800
<v Speaker 1>a lot of dashiki's and here's the thing. Okay, And

1029
00:55:43.800 --> 00:55:45.800
<v Speaker 1>then I want this to go into a broader discussion

1030
00:55:45.800 --> 00:55:50.559
<v Speaker 1>about immigration. Hispanic immigrants around here are really really nice.

1031
00:55:50.840 --> 00:55:56.280
<v Speaker 1>They're nice. The African ones are not. They I'm like, yeah,

1032
00:55:56.360 --> 00:55:56.679
<v Speaker 1>go ahead.

1033
00:55:56.719 --> 00:55:59.119
<v Speaker 2>That's a shame because the African ones are the legal ones.

1034
00:55:59.719 --> 00:56:03.320
<v Speaker 1>That's maybe hopefully, well.

1035
00:56:03.119 --> 00:56:06.679
<v Speaker 2>If they're if they're Caribbean, if they're that kind of

1036
00:56:06.760 --> 00:56:11.639
<v Speaker 2>like African descended, No, they might be illegal Africans man

1037
00:56:11.760 --> 00:56:14.400
<v Speaker 2>like they be coming here on fucking scholarships and ship

1038
00:56:14.480 --> 00:56:17.719
<v Speaker 2>they become doctors and stuff, or they take their knowledge

1039
00:56:17.719 --> 00:56:19.920
<v Speaker 2>back to Africa and then they become the leader of

1040
00:56:19.960 --> 00:56:21.679
<v Speaker 2>the tribe or the village.

1041
00:56:22.079 --> 00:56:23.239
<v Speaker 1>Not not these.

1042
00:56:24.760 --> 00:56:27.960
<v Speaker 2>Not these coasts with magic from America.

1043
00:56:28.199 --> 00:56:33.119
<v Speaker 5>What is the deal with their fucking birdsman? With their

1044
00:56:33.159 --> 00:56:39.360
<v Speaker 5>what vocal cords? Oh dude, they're just born noble, are they.

1045
00:56:39.960 --> 00:56:42.199
<v Speaker 1>That's not noble. Sounds like it's dried out. They sound

1046
00:56:42.280 --> 00:56:43.519
<v Speaker 1>like they all live on dune.

1047
00:56:44.239 --> 00:56:47.199
<v Speaker 2>Oh well, dude, that's the that's the native tongue right there.

1048
00:56:47.320 --> 00:56:49.639
<v Speaker 2>You're the one straying from the mother language.

1049
00:56:50.039 --> 00:56:52.840
<v Speaker 1>Okay, all right, to make it all sound pretty and stuff.

1050
00:56:53.800 --> 00:56:55.559
<v Speaker 1>So I go in there and I have these water

1051
00:56:55.679 --> 00:56:58.400
<v Speaker 1>jugs and you fucking switch them out. Now, I'm not

1052
00:56:58.440 --> 00:57:01.719
<v Speaker 1>waiting in line. It's a fucking madhouse in there. I

1053
00:57:01.760 --> 00:57:04.639
<v Speaker 1>don't know why. I don't know what it was. There

1054
00:57:04.719 --> 00:57:06.000
<v Speaker 1>was a sale on Cocoa.

1055
00:57:06.000 --> 00:57:08.320
<v Speaker 2>Because they just put Martin on Max.

1056
00:57:09.800 --> 00:57:12.519
<v Speaker 1>Where the fuck does that? Man? Everyone was running in

1057
00:57:12.559 --> 00:57:13.880
<v Speaker 1>to get Roku boxes.

1058
00:57:14.519 --> 00:57:18.519
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, dude, oh ship, I got Netflix, but I know

1059
00:57:18.559 --> 00:57:19.239
<v Speaker 2>about Max.

1060
00:57:19.559 --> 00:57:22.039
<v Speaker 1>I can only watch it. I can only watch it

1061
00:57:22.079 --> 00:57:25.320
<v Speaker 1>from my phone. No, we could get a Roku box,

1062
00:57:25.360 --> 00:57:26.360
<v Speaker 1>watch it on the TV.

1063
00:57:27.199 --> 00:57:29.960
<v Speaker 2>Oh, it'll be just like old times. Let's get the chicken.

1064
00:57:30.239 --> 00:57:31.760
<v Speaker 2>That's the Walmart.

1065
00:57:32.199 --> 00:57:36.159
<v Speaker 1>So I go in and I find it's frozen.

1066
00:57:36.679 --> 00:57:41.400
<v Speaker 2>No you, okay, it's banquet.

1067
00:57:41.639 --> 00:57:43.719
<v Speaker 1>You know that ship's good.

1068
00:57:44.119 --> 00:57:46.519
<v Speaker 2>It's bomb. It's way better than KFC.

1069
00:57:47.000 --> 00:57:50.840
<v Speaker 1>It's it's it's I would say tied banquet does rule

1070
00:57:50.920 --> 00:57:53.960
<v Speaker 1>though it's very good frozen fried chicken.

1071
00:57:54.400 --> 00:57:56.719
<v Speaker 2>Well, I mean KFC is good frozen fried chicken.

1072
00:57:57.159 --> 00:58:00.360
<v Speaker 1>I don't yeah, fair enough. No, they make it really beer.

1073
00:58:01.239 --> 00:58:03.599
<v Speaker 2>No, dude, they freeze the chicken when they send it

1074
00:58:03.639 --> 00:58:06.280
<v Speaker 2>to the store. They don't cut that chicken up. Oh

1075
00:58:06.360 --> 00:58:06.960
<v Speaker 2>I don't store.

1076
00:58:07.039 --> 00:58:08.880
<v Speaker 1>I don't care about that. I don't cut the chicken

1077
00:58:08.960 --> 00:58:09.840
<v Speaker 1>up myself either.

1078
00:58:10.000 --> 00:58:13.079
<v Speaker 2>They got to thaw out those bags of chicken drumsticks. Dude,

1079
00:58:13.079 --> 00:58:15.719
<v Speaker 2>it's like they get it at Costco. That's dirty. Kill

1080
00:58:15.760 --> 00:58:16.480
<v Speaker 2>the chicken there.

1081
00:58:17.400 --> 00:58:20.000
<v Speaker 1>So I go into Walmart with three of those water jugs.

1082
00:58:20.039 --> 00:58:25.159
<v Speaker 1>It's a fucking manhouse. It's Black Friday for different reasons

1083
00:58:25.199 --> 00:58:31.000
<v Speaker 1>than the one after Thanksgiving, and uh, I fucking I

1084
00:58:31.079 --> 00:58:34.920
<v Speaker 1>find three. All the rest are empty. They're switched out.

1085
00:58:34.960 --> 00:58:38.360
<v Speaker 1>Those exchange machines never fucking work. You never get a ticket,

1086
00:58:38.679 --> 00:58:42.119
<v Speaker 1>so people just like dump the fucking used ones where

1087
00:58:42.159 --> 00:58:43.960
<v Speaker 1>the new ones are and then take a new one.

1088
00:58:44.079 --> 00:58:47.639
<v Speaker 1>There's three left and they're buried underneath. So I go

1089
00:58:47.760 --> 00:58:50.400
<v Speaker 1>reach and I like smash my head and all this

1090
00:58:50.440 --> 00:58:55.840
<v Speaker 1>other bullshit. I get them out, stupid, stupid. I go

1091
00:58:55.920 --> 00:58:59.880
<v Speaker 1>to the self checkout lane. Now you type in water, okay,

1092
00:59:00.079 --> 00:59:06.239
<v Speaker 1>two things come up. Five no, no, no, five gallon.

1093
00:59:06.360 --> 00:59:11.599
<v Speaker 1>These are all five gallon, five gallon no returned bottle,

1094
00:59:12.440 --> 00:59:20.679
<v Speaker 1>okay or five gallon refill. I brought a bottle with me,

1095
00:59:20.920 --> 00:59:24.880
<v Speaker 1>three of them. Okay, Which one am I choosing out

1096
00:59:24.920 --> 00:59:25.440
<v Speaker 1>of those two?

1097
00:59:26.920 --> 00:59:27.239
<v Speaker 2>Wrong?

1098
00:59:27.960 --> 00:59:29.840
<v Speaker 1>You know how I know I was wrong.

1099
00:59:30.239 --> 00:59:33.840
<v Speaker 2>Because you uh, because you're dumb. I don't know how

1100
00:59:33.880 --> 00:59:34.960
<v Speaker 2>it's got to be refilled.

1101
00:59:35.320 --> 00:59:37.679
<v Speaker 1>I pushed my cart to the front. Now here's the thing.

1102
00:59:37.920 --> 00:59:41.880
<v Speaker 1>I didn't notice. Refill was like two dollars. And I

1103
00:59:42.000 --> 00:59:45.199
<v Speaker 1>know for a fact the exchanges are like seven dollars.

1104
00:59:46.519 --> 00:59:49.119
<v Speaker 1>So I will right off the bat say like, I'm

1105
00:59:49.119 --> 00:59:51.840
<v Speaker 1>not arguing, I'm in the right here. This is just

1106
00:59:51.920 --> 00:59:57.440
<v Speaker 1>a story. I know technically it was close to shoplifting.

1107
00:59:57.639 --> 01:00:00.199
<v Speaker 2>Okay, I mean it's all it's borderline, but it's like

1108
01:00:00.280 --> 01:00:00.960
<v Speaker 2>it's water.

1109
01:00:01.679 --> 01:00:05.280
<v Speaker 1>But I literally have what looks like the United Nations

1110
01:00:05.360 --> 01:00:09.719
<v Speaker 1>behind me, okay, in line, screaming, throwing shit at each other,

1111
01:00:09.760 --> 01:00:13.280
<v Speaker 1>and this and that. The guy, the guy running the

1112
01:00:13.360 --> 01:00:19.119
<v Speaker 1>checkout lane looks like the Indian sidekick in Deadpool.

1113
01:00:19.880 --> 01:00:22.960
<v Speaker 2>Oh, okay, dender dong or whatever.

1114
01:00:23.360 --> 01:00:26.159
<v Speaker 1>I think that's probably just a couple of racial slurs

1115
01:00:26.239 --> 01:00:31.000
<v Speaker 1>jammed together there, or maybe just one. So this, yeah,

1116
01:00:31.039 --> 01:00:32.719
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, I'm not going to ask this guy. I'm

1117
01:00:32.760 --> 01:00:34.880
<v Speaker 1>just doing the refill. And I do it, and the

1118
01:00:34.920 --> 01:00:40.480
<v Speaker 1>woman at the front stops me and goes, this isn't enough.

1119
01:00:41.239 --> 01:00:45.440
<v Speaker 1>Oh I'm sorry. She goes, this isn't a It's supposed

1120
01:00:45.480 --> 01:00:48.480
<v Speaker 1>to be a different one. I go, Okay, what do

1121
01:00:48.559 --> 01:00:50.199
<v Speaker 1>we what do we have to do? Like, I'm sure

1122
01:00:50.199 --> 01:00:52.800
<v Speaker 1>I have to leave now. Here's the thing I watch

1123
01:00:52.840 --> 01:00:56.000
<v Speaker 1>when people are shitty to customer service people, and I

1124
01:00:56.079 --> 01:00:56.960
<v Speaker 1>fucking hate it.

1125
01:00:57.760 --> 01:01:00.159
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I hate it, but I'll be I'll be shitty

1126
01:01:00.199 --> 01:01:01.440
<v Speaker 2>if I feel. In this.

1127
01:01:03.360 --> 01:01:06.159
<v Speaker 1>Case, she wasn't even I can't even say she was

1128
01:01:06.199 --> 01:01:10.519
<v Speaker 1>being shitty to me. The situation was so stupid that

1129
01:01:10.639 --> 01:01:16.880
<v Speaker 1>I couldn't possibly accept what was going on. So she goes, no,

1130
01:01:17.039 --> 01:01:20.320
<v Speaker 1>you wrung up the wrong ones. I go, there's two options.

1131
01:01:20.519 --> 01:01:22.519
<v Speaker 1>Explain you fucking moron.

1132
01:01:24.760 --> 01:01:27.079
<v Speaker 2>Well, she's like indignant about it or what wait.

1133
01:01:26.920 --> 01:01:29.360
<v Speaker 1>Wait for the kicker at the end. Okay, there's a

1134
01:01:29.400 --> 01:01:30.199
<v Speaker 1>payoff at the end.

1135
01:01:30.239 --> 01:01:30.480
<v Speaker 2>Of this.

1136
01:01:31.280 --> 01:01:35.440
<v Speaker 1>So she goes, I have to here's here's where, here's

1137
01:01:35.480 --> 01:01:38.679
<v Speaker 1>where I got indignant. She goes, I have to take

1138
01:01:38.719 --> 01:01:42.639
<v Speaker 1>you to customer service, and she leaves the front of

1139
01:01:42.679 --> 01:01:44.960
<v Speaker 1>the store where she was checking receipts, and she just

1140
01:01:45.000 --> 01:01:48.480
<v Speaker 1>had to zero in on mine, wide open. There's not

1141
01:01:48.599 --> 01:01:52.360
<v Speaker 1>another worker there, so everyone is just flowing out. So

1142
01:01:52.760 --> 01:01:56.119
<v Speaker 1>the six dollars potential more you're going to get from

1143
01:01:56.159 --> 01:02:01.800
<v Speaker 1>me is probably negated by some theft that's likely going through.

1144
01:02:01.880 --> 01:02:04.159
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, dude, someone was just waiting for that. You

1145
01:02:04.159 --> 01:02:06.760
<v Speaker 2>you were a great diversion. I was.

1146
01:02:07.159 --> 01:02:10.079
<v Speaker 1>I was. I was the patsy. I was fucking Lee

1147
01:02:10.159 --> 01:02:14.159
<v Speaker 1>Harvey Oswald shouting it for some fucking wop shoots me

1148
01:02:14.159 --> 01:02:14.800
<v Speaker 1>in the stomach.

1149
01:02:14.880 --> 01:02:17.880
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, you're dead now. Anyway, So she what does

1150
01:02:17.920 --> 01:02:18.920
<v Speaker 2>she grab you by the arm?

1151
01:02:19.440 --> 01:02:21.840
<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, no, she just she holds my cart

1152
01:02:21.920 --> 01:02:24.639
<v Speaker 1>and she walks me over to customer service. Then she

1153
01:02:24.840 --> 01:02:27.119
<v Speaker 1>stand up by the way, of course, there was a

1154
01:02:27.159 --> 01:02:31.199
<v Speaker 1>line of four people, fucking twelve chickens running around like.

1155
01:02:31.320 --> 01:02:39.519
<v Speaker 2>You know, take he bitch, take care of it.

1156
01:02:40.679 --> 01:02:46.880
<v Speaker 1>Keep the receipt to w Andrew Dice Clay fucking pig.

1157
01:02:48.800 --> 01:02:51.880
<v Speaker 1>So she's waiting in line with me, and then she realizes,

1158
01:02:52.000 --> 01:02:54.880
<v Speaker 1>oh yeah, this is like five minutes We're waiting in

1159
01:02:54.920 --> 01:02:57.880
<v Speaker 1>line already, and I'm not saying a goddamn word to her.

1160
01:02:57.920 --> 01:03:00.880
<v Speaker 1>I'm pissed, and she really I says, oh, I look

1161
01:03:01.000 --> 01:03:03.320
<v Speaker 1>the front open. She goes, I'm gonna go back to

1162
01:03:03.360 --> 01:03:06.199
<v Speaker 1>the front and get someone to cover me. And I go, okay,

1163
01:03:06.559 --> 01:03:09.000
<v Speaker 1>and I'm I'm holding the receipt and she tries to

1164
01:03:09.000 --> 01:03:10.599
<v Speaker 1>take it out. Oh no, she does take it out

1165
01:03:10.639 --> 01:03:13.199
<v Speaker 1>of my hand. I go, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

1166
01:03:13.920 --> 01:03:17.159
<v Speaker 1>and she goes, what do you mean, Well, oh, I

1167
01:03:17.199 --> 01:03:18.800
<v Speaker 1>have I have to go back to the front. I go,

1168
01:03:19.039 --> 01:03:22.039
<v Speaker 1>and you need to give me the receipt and she goes, no,

1169
01:03:22.119 --> 01:03:23.679
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna hold onto it. I go, I have a

1170
01:03:23.800 --> 01:03:26.840
<v Speaker 1>cart full of shit here when no way of saying

1171
01:03:26.880 --> 01:03:29.360
<v Speaker 1>I've paid for it. I don't know if you go

1172
01:03:29.440 --> 01:03:31.360
<v Speaker 1>to the front, I don't know if something's gonna happen

1173
01:03:31.400 --> 01:03:34.320
<v Speaker 1>to you. I don't know what's gonna happen. But you're

1174
01:03:34.360 --> 01:03:37.039
<v Speaker 1>either gonna stay here with the receipt or give me

1175
01:03:37.119 --> 01:03:39.679
<v Speaker 1>the receipt, or I'll push my card up to yeah,

1176
01:03:39.800 --> 01:03:41.880
<v Speaker 1>or I'm gonna punch I'm gonna drill you in your

1177
01:03:41.960 --> 01:03:44.039
<v Speaker 1>sixty five year old cunt mouth.

1178
01:03:44.559 --> 01:03:46.440
<v Speaker 2>Okay, you're just your cut yeah.

1179
01:03:46.599 --> 01:03:50.960
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and she but she was very nice. She didn't

1180
01:03:50.960 --> 01:03:53.960
<v Speaker 1>get it. She thought I was even dumber than her,

1181
01:03:54.360 --> 01:03:58.119
<v Speaker 1>and that I wasn't processing, that I wasn't processing what

1182
01:03:58.199 --> 01:04:02.039
<v Speaker 1>was happening. Uh So she goes, she goes, yeah, she says,

1183
01:04:02.119 --> 01:04:04.199
<v Speaker 1>She goes, No, you'll you'll be okay if you just

1184
01:04:04.239 --> 01:04:08.519
<v Speaker 1>wait here. I go, this was somewhat threatening. I go,

1185
01:04:08.880 --> 01:04:11.639
<v Speaker 1>you're not going anywhere with my receipt.

1186
01:04:12.760 --> 01:04:15.559
<v Speaker 2>That's nice. You're like holding onto the other end of

1187
01:04:15.559 --> 01:04:18.239
<v Speaker 2>the piece of paper and your your fingers are inching

1188
01:04:18.280 --> 01:04:21.000
<v Speaker 2>closer to her fingers. Yeah.

1189
01:04:21.079 --> 01:04:25.480
<v Speaker 1>So or my hand goes over top of hers and

1190
01:04:25.519 --> 01:04:28.320
<v Speaker 1>starts to squeeze a real tight on the cart.

1191
01:04:28.519 --> 01:04:31.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. So her palms are sweating and her wrist is sweaty.

1192
01:04:32.000 --> 01:04:33.599
<v Speaker 2>Your yours is bone.

1193
01:04:34.800 --> 01:04:37.239
<v Speaker 1>So we get up to the front and she hands

1194
01:04:37.280 --> 01:04:40.000
<v Speaker 1>me off with the receipt. She waited the whole time.

1195
01:04:40.079 --> 01:04:41.960
<v Speaker 1>It was just it was a it was an open

1196
01:04:42.239 --> 01:04:44.440
<v Speaker 1>it was an open border at the front of all.

1197
01:04:44.960 --> 01:04:47.199
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, no wonder, there's so many flacks.

1198
01:04:47.519 --> 01:04:50.039
<v Speaker 1>Anyone welcome, Just come on through.

1199
01:04:50.239 --> 01:04:51.480
<v Speaker 2>She's just letting them streaming.

1200
01:04:51.599 --> 01:04:55.719
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. So the guy refunds me. By the way,

1201
01:04:56.239 --> 01:04:59.239
<v Speaker 1>I had my Apple credit card, which don't doesn't mean shit,

1202
01:04:59.440 --> 01:05:02.599
<v Speaker 1>but it's a nice metal credit card, right, and I

1203
01:05:02.719 --> 01:05:04.880
<v Speaker 1>just I was bored. I was, I swear to you,

1204
01:05:04.960 --> 01:05:07.920
<v Speaker 1>I'm so fucking poor right now. I was not big

1205
01:05:07.960 --> 01:05:10.760
<v Speaker 1>shotting this, but I was playing with the card like

1206
01:05:10.800 --> 01:05:13.159
<v Speaker 1>I was hitting it on the I'm not you know,

1207
01:05:13.280 --> 01:05:17.440
<v Speaker 1>I don't have any money, but I do have autism.

1208
01:05:17.519 --> 01:05:19.880
<v Speaker 1>So I was banging the metal card on the thing.

1209
01:05:19.920 --> 01:05:22.719
<v Speaker 1>I was like, dude, du du da da, And the

1210
01:05:22.760 --> 01:05:24.719
<v Speaker 1>guy's like, okay, I can give you a refund for

1211
01:05:24.880 --> 01:05:27.199
<v Speaker 1>it's gonna be four dollars and sixteen cents. Now here's

1212
01:05:27.199 --> 01:05:29.719
<v Speaker 1>the thing. It's gonna take a few days to clear.

1213
01:05:30.119 --> 01:05:32.599
<v Speaker 1>So if you need that money right now, we can't.

1214
01:05:32.639 --> 01:05:35.119
<v Speaker 1>And I wanted to I just in my head, I

1215
01:05:35.159 --> 01:05:37.239
<v Speaker 1>wanted to be like, don't worry, I got it. But

1216
01:05:37.320 --> 01:05:39.840
<v Speaker 1>at the same time, I was thinking like, yeah, I'm

1217
01:05:39.840 --> 01:05:42.039
<v Speaker 1>not gonna be fucked on this, but I really do

1218
01:05:42.119 --> 01:05:45.159
<v Speaker 1>need that four dollars back, like we need to make.

1219
01:05:45.000 --> 01:05:45.519
<v Speaker 2>Sure that happens.

1220
01:05:45.559 --> 01:05:49.119
<v Speaker 1>So anyway, I say to him, as he's fucking doing

1221
01:05:49.119 --> 01:05:52.159
<v Speaker 1>the refund and ringing me up for the new one.

1222
01:05:52.280 --> 01:05:57.480
<v Speaker 1>The lady walks away. I say, you know that lady

1223
01:05:57.639 --> 01:06:03.119
<v Speaker 1>that was up here and what I stop and I go, nah,

1224
01:06:03.519 --> 01:06:07.480
<v Speaker 1>just forget it, fuck it, I'll just leave it. So

1225
01:06:07.639 --> 01:06:11.519
<v Speaker 1>the lady that stopped me at the front and walked

1226
01:06:11.519 --> 01:06:16.000
<v Speaker 1>me back to customer service worked at a little store

1227
01:06:16.079 --> 01:06:20.079
<v Speaker 1>behind the counter that we referred to as Trade a Tape.

1228
01:06:20.320 --> 01:06:25.039
<v Speaker 2>Oh shit, it was that old biker bitch yep. I

1229
01:06:25.079 --> 01:06:26.039
<v Speaker 2>thought she is dead.

1230
01:06:26.920 --> 01:06:29.599
<v Speaker 1>Nope, she has thinned out. She got a job at

1231
01:06:29.639 --> 01:06:32.840
<v Speaker 1>the Walmart after Trade to Tape closed. Now you'll remember

1232
01:06:32.840 --> 01:06:40.679
<v Speaker 1>this lady as the woman that would sell pornography to chilter. Yeah,

1233
01:06:40.719 --> 01:06:43.519
<v Speaker 1>I was. I was gonna tell that guy. I was

1234
01:06:43.559 --> 01:06:46.400
<v Speaker 1>gonna say, hey, ask her if she used to work

1235
01:06:46.440 --> 01:06:50.360
<v Speaker 1>at Trade a Tape and if she says yes, know

1236
01:06:50.519 --> 01:06:54.679
<v Speaker 1>that that woman used to sell pornography children. I was

1237
01:06:54.760 --> 01:06:58.599
<v Speaker 1>gonna get that going at the and I just was like,

1238
01:06:58.840 --> 01:07:00.519
<v Speaker 1>I paid for my water the leaf.

1239
01:07:00.960 --> 01:07:03.360
<v Speaker 2>Well, I thought you were gonna say, hey, you know

1240
01:07:03.519 --> 01:07:07.960
<v Speaker 2>that lady there, she deserves a raise. I guess you

1241
01:07:08.079 --> 01:07:11.079
<v Speaker 2>just kind of broke even huh on the both of

1242
01:07:11.079 --> 01:07:12.800
<v Speaker 2>our expectations for you.

1243
01:07:13.119 --> 01:07:15.440
<v Speaker 1>She could she could have either been painted as somebody

1244
01:07:15.480 --> 01:07:18.239
<v Speaker 1>who deserved to make a living wage at a place

1245
01:07:18.320 --> 01:07:23.360
<v Speaker 1>like this or a person who basically a pedophile.

1246
01:07:23.599 --> 01:07:26.719
<v Speaker 2>Kind of basically turned us all into pedophiles. You, me,

1247
01:07:26.760 --> 01:07:29.119
<v Speaker 2>and our whole high school graduating class.

1248
01:07:30.679 --> 01:07:33.119
<v Speaker 1>All right, we're gonna wrap this one up. Go to

1249
01:07:33.159 --> 01:07:35.920
<v Speaker 1>your Worst friend dot com. Follow us everywhere on Twitter

1250
01:07:36.039 --> 01:07:41.119
<v Speaker 1>and Instagram at worst friend Cast Patreon dot com slash

1251
01:07:41.159 --> 01:07:47.239
<v Speaker 1>worst friend Cast. Wow, we've really did. We really did.

1252
01:07:47.320 --> 01:07:53.639
<v Speaker 1>It was like a palindrome, no parabola, and we literally

1253
01:07:53.760 --> 01:07:58.039
<v Speaker 1>started with a Walmart story I was going to tell,

1254
01:07:58.559 --> 01:08:01.960
<v Speaker 1>and we went to the center of the jawbreaker and

1255
01:08:02.159 --> 01:08:04.320
<v Speaker 1>back out the other side. No, but we didn't go

1256
01:08:04.360 --> 01:08:08.480
<v Speaker 1>back out the other side. We were reversed. Right Patreon

1257
01:08:08.599 --> 01:08:10.800
<v Speaker 1>dot com sace worst friend Cast. You get a bonus

1258
01:08:10.840 --> 01:08:14.960
<v Speaker 1>episode every week, access to everything ever recorded, entirely commercial free.

1259
01:08:16.560 --> 01:08:22.479
<v Speaker 1>That's it for yours friend, I met, I'm confused, Thanks

1260
01:08:22.520 --> 01:08:28.359
<v Speaker 1>for listening. We'll see you tomorrow, next week, last week.

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01:08:28.560 --> 01:08:31.000
<v Speaker 3>You don't follow us all recrud on You're I'm really

1262
01:08:31.039 --> 01:08:31.840
<v Speaker 3>gonna miss you out when

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<v Speaker 1>The show's over.