Speaker 1: Oh, here we go, Here we go, Here we go. Yeah, Jenny,
Speaker 1: what's my weakness?
Speaker 2: Man? Oh yeah, Tomato. It's men though, right they say men? Yeah? Okay,
Speaker 2: that was the remix. That is one of my most
Speaker 2: missed moments of having you next to me in the morning.
Speaker 2: Is well, besides the fact that I don't get to
Speaker 2: touch you, but thank you. Also, Fallan would just remix
Speaker 2: all these songs to be filthy. Like I'm trying to
Speaker 2: think of some of your best ones. What is your
Speaker 2: best ones? I don't remember. No, I just like the
Speaker 2: popular song that's playing on the radio at the time,
Speaker 2: and Fallen would remix it and make it dirty. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And I also even pre Jenny obviously did that with
Speaker 1: Steve a lot, but Steve only remixed it with the
Speaker 1: P word. We only put pe in every single song.
Speaker 1: So I did feel like I had a little bit
Speaker 1: more creativity than you.
Speaker 2: Absolutely did. Speaking.
Speaker 1: I was supposed to have lunch with that bitch last
Speaker 1: week and he canceled. Why well, he said he screwed
Speaker 1: up something at work, classic Steve and had to fix it.
Speaker 1: And he's like, soy, it's okay, we rescheduled. I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 1: but I was ready to kill him because I was
Speaker 1: We were supposed to, first of all, go to walk
Speaker 1: in the park, which I was real high about. Yeah
Speaker 1: it was one of my Jake's first date, Okay, but
Speaker 1: we were supposed to go that Steve picked and I'm like,
Speaker 1: hell yeah, because we almost always picked Rohoe, which is great,
Speaker 1: but it was nice for a different thing. But you know,
Speaker 1: that little chunk of time between my shows is sacred,
Speaker 1: Yes it is.
Speaker 2: So I was.
Speaker 1: Already like five minutes from walking the park when he
Speaker 1: called the cancel. So I was so annoyed because I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm not going to go to the radio station at
Speaker 1: like eleven fifteen am on a Friday. So I drove
Speaker 1: all the way back home, which was also a waste.
Speaker 1: But I you know whatever, I wasn't mad at him.
Speaker 1: I was mad that that sacred little time was just wasted.
Speaker 2: Gosh, and you called me too, we could have gotten walk. No,
Speaker 2: actually I was sick Friday. Nevermind, I wasn't going to walk.
Speaker 2: I didn't know you were sick. But I did call
Speaker 2: you and chat with you.
Speaker 1: But yes, I've been doing it, like I feel like lately,
Speaker 1: one day a week, I'll call you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just talk to you on my ride just
Speaker 2: to chat. I love that because Andrew calls me and
Speaker 2: he's driving all the time, and so it's like constant
Speaker 2: like on the phone with him. But outside of him,
Speaker 2: you're probably one of the few people I'm like cool
Speaker 2: with having long phone conversations with or even just like
Speaker 2: quick short ones. But let me tell you, because I
Speaker 2: was sick on Friday and I didn't end up coming
Speaker 2: into work that day, I had started better. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: feel much better. So I had still gotten up for work,
Speaker 2: like had I anticipated going into work and everything, even
Speaker 2: though I wasn't feeling good Thursday, but I had turned
Speaker 2: my alarms off on my phone and didn't reset them.
Speaker 2: And this morning, all of a sudden, I'm hearing Andrew's
Speaker 2: alarm go off, and I'm like fuck. And I look
Speaker 2: at my phone and it's five point fifty and that's
Speaker 2: when he sets his alarm every day for five fifty.
Speaker 2: I screamed the F word like ten times. I immediately
Speaker 2: out of habit, go unplug the fan, like out of
Speaker 2: the word, grab my phone and like my water bottle
Speaker 2: like whatever, like jumping out of bed even though Andrew's
Speaker 2: still in bed, and want that fan off. How do
Speaker 2: you look this nice? Then my hair is just straight
Speaker 2: from the walk end. Okay, But I got ready in
Speaker 2: nine minutes and I got here in the middle of
Speaker 2: our first live break and stuff, and so I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: I just felt so bad because Found and I've talked
Speaker 2: about this. We try not to take sick days. We
Speaker 2: really try not to do that. It's kind of been
Speaker 2: engraved in our heads, like we really should legitimately probably
Speaker 2: be dying in order to take a sick day. And
Speaker 2: so I already felt bad about being sick on Friday,
Speaker 2: and then I showed up late and I can't tell
Speaker 2: you the last time I've done that. Yeah, Like I
Speaker 2: woken up a little bit later to my alarm. I
Speaker 2: kind of fell back asleep and then woke back up.
Speaker 2: But this morning was like a complete like I knew
Speaker 2: something was wrong. Yeah, the moment I heard a noise that,
Speaker 2: I was like, that is not my alarm, that's Andrews.
Speaker 1: I haven't had one obviously, not during the morning show.
Speaker 1: I haven't had one of those moments in so long.
Speaker 1: But it is awful. It is like a you just
Speaker 1: feel immediately sick, like at your stomach. It's and you know,
Speaker 1: I will say this. Like Dave was always very like
Speaker 1: kind about it, like he's like, we're all going to
Speaker 1: have one occasionally if you if you're regularly late, that's
Speaker 1: like an issue anywhere you work. But it's like you
Speaker 1: he always was very kind about that, like we're all
Speaker 1: going to have a late one here and there.
Speaker 2: So I'm like, but you still be like I know,
Speaker 2: but like ah, and it just it messes up your
Speaker 2: whole day too, because you you're behind on your work. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's like a whole weird feeling is because the like,
Speaker 2: I don't know, fifteen minutes of pre show work that
Speaker 2: I wanted to get done, then I'm doing it during
Speaker 2: the show. Yeah, it was a whole thing. I think
Speaker 2: I like recovered quickly because old Jenny would have been
Speaker 2: so stressed the entire morning. But this morning and I
Speaker 2: was like, I learned this honestly from therapy. My therapist
Speaker 2: was like, if you're running late for work, you need
Speaker 2: to be like okay, and then what and then what,
Speaker 2: Like it's not the end of the world. You go
Speaker 2: into work, you keep going, and you go through your day. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so I kind of have really infiltrated that into my
Speaker 2: life when I'm like super stressed about something like, yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: well there's nothing I can change about the fact that
Speaker 2: I woke up late, right, so, and the world's not
Speaker 2: going to end because I wasn't at the show the
Speaker 2: moment we went live, and yeah, that was kind of
Speaker 2: my thought process. I still feel bad about it, but yeah,
Speaker 2: so that was my start to my day. How does
Speaker 2: your day start? Well, funny enough, I was late to
Speaker 2: work as well for the Jason Show. Yeah, and now
Speaker 2: I wasn't late for the show.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a whole different story. But we meet at
Speaker 1: nine am, and I took Jake, took my mom to
Speaker 1: the airport. She's going to Florida to visit my sister,
Speaker 1: and so I took all of to school and I
Speaker 1: got my coffee everything. I always and I'm always way early,
Speaker 1: Like I'll get there like twenty to thirty minutes before nine,
Speaker 1: and I'll just sit there and work on the radio
Speaker 1: show until Jason's done with his radio show. He walks out,
Speaker 1: and then we start working on the TV stuff. So
Speaker 1: I get on Highway seven and the traffic is at
Speaker 1: a complete stop, and I'm like, what's going on? And
Speaker 1: it's not moving at all. Long story longer. I'm like
Speaker 1: texting pictures to them. I'm like, guys, I think I'm
Speaker 1: gonna be late, like and I put it in my
Speaker 1: GPS just to see. Yeah, it shows it's gonna take
Speaker 1: me thirty minutes for what normally would take me twelve.
Speaker 2: Oh gay is Yeah. So I finally discover and I
Speaker 2: don't know what happens, so hopefully everyone's okay. At one
Speaker 2: oh one and seven, no stoplight at all, like the
Speaker 2: huge massive stoplight completely gone. So I don't know if
Speaker 2: someone hit it and took that big massive thing out
Speaker 2: or what. So it was a stop sign sot like
Speaker 2: this huge crazy busy intersection stop signs. Oh okay, so
Speaker 2: you didn't see an accident in the moment, but my
Speaker 2: light was gone.
Speaker 1: I assumed there must be an accident. And then I
Speaker 1: could see right past the one oh one seven mark.
Speaker 1: I'm like, it's completely clear. What the hell is? This
Speaker 1: is Highway seven now turning into four ninety four, Like
Speaker 1: you know how you get to thirty five W and
Speaker 1: there's nothing there. But for some reason, traffic was asked nope,
Speaker 1: it was in that got I was like, oh man,
Speaker 1: so I was late by like twenty minutes to the show,
Speaker 1: which I was like, I had sent evidence of why
Speaker 1: I was late.
Speaker 2: But still not. I don't like that I feel the
Speaker 2: need to overly explain anytime I'm late to things I
Speaker 2: would have done the same, like had the phone, like
Speaker 2: the pictures, I had photos proven it, like here go,
Speaker 2: here go slide show guys, and they don't care at all.
Speaker 2: The we don't whatever fell in your hair? Shut up? Like, okay,
Speaker 2: can I tell you how? I think I experienced one
Speaker 2: of the worst pains I've ever found in my entire
Speaker 2: life this weekend? What happened? Like I want to play
Speaker 2: the game. I'm like, guess what I did? But lego,
Speaker 2: no no. I was doing a jump roping workout, and like,
Speaker 2: I've whipped myself with jump ropes before. But the jump
Speaker 2: ropes I have are okay, I don't know what you do. Okay,
Speaker 2: but the jump ropes I have are weighted, and there's
Speaker 2: something called double unders where you do two spins of
Speaker 2: the rope in one jump. Okay, So I usually do
Speaker 2: dumb blinders with like the lightest weighted rope, while this
Speaker 2: workout specifically said to go up to like the half
Speaker 2: pound rope. So I was like, all right, I gave
Speaker 2: it a try, and then when the timed session came,
Speaker 2: I started doing it and I was like, oh, I
Speaker 2: can do this, and I missed it and smashed my
Speaker 2: toes so hard, like all five of my toes on
Speaker 2: each of my feet, the rope just slammed onto both
Speaker 2: of them so hard. It felt like if you stubbed
Speaker 2: every single one of your toes and you multiplied that
Speaker 2: by like twenty. I couldn't. I was screaming the F
Speaker 2: word in my backyard. You're very like I know, Jerry
Speaker 2: and they always and Tom had just gotten home recently
Speaker 2: from running Errand and he was farting around in the garage.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh my gosh, she thinks I'm crazy.
Speaker 2: So I go in the house. I lay on my couch.
Speaker 2: I tried to put my feet above, like up in
Speaker 2: the air to see if that'll help with like some
Speaker 2: kind of circulation pain something nothing. I am physically sick
Speaker 2: to my stomach because that's how much pain is being
Speaker 2: shot through my entire body from it. And then I
Speaker 2: go in the front living room thinking me moving around
Speaker 2: is going to like help it. And at that point
Speaker 2: I'm in like a downward dog position with my feet
Speaker 2: kind of hanging over this like bench thing I have. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't know what I did, but it took us
Speaker 2: solid fifteen minutes for that pain to go down quite
Speaker 2: a bit. And all I was trying to do was
Speaker 2: get a quick workouted. Yeah, all I was trying to
Speaker 2: do yesterday morning. I had a lot of stuff going on.
Speaker 2: We were going to the Wicked movie that afternoon, and
Speaker 2: I couldn't. And then I was like frustrated because I'm
Speaker 2: also trying to make an effort to be outside like
Speaker 2: while I still can before it is super freezing. And
Speaker 2: so then I just went out and raped leaves, which
Speaker 2: is great, but it wasn't really like a workout. But yeah,
Speaker 2: just a fore warning, like, man, don't do double unders,
Speaker 2: would weighted rope hot tip hot, Yeah, and I'm sure
Speaker 2: you're probably gonna go do that. Later, I was like,
Speaker 2: how can I fill my pants with the most yearine
Speaker 2: of my life? I's and that's what I came to mind.
Speaker 2: You can you now jomprope at all without being I
Speaker 2: maybe could a little bit, but there's no way, I
Speaker 2: bet you. I remember, even before I had my daughter,
Speaker 2: I would do those sky Zone workout classes when I
Speaker 2: moved here, and I was fine for a while, but
Speaker 2: then there were some where I would like a little
Speaker 2: bit of p would come out. So I think I've
Speaker 2: always had a week bladder. As it turns out, are
Speaker 2: a weak vagen euretha. I don't know what it is.
Speaker 2: Pelvic muscles. I think, yeah, I needed more key goals
Speaker 2: and tighten that pelvic floor up, but I haven't.
Speaker 1: So here we are. I got my second period this month.
Speaker 1: I don't know what's happening.
Speaker 2: How does that make you feel angry? No?
Speaker 1: But I what I told Jake was so I've been
Speaker 1: my patience is so thin. I feel like I always
Speaker 1: had a short like patience. Anyway, it's so bad now
Speaker 1: and I feel like so I feel like there's this
Speaker 1: out of body thing happening. I don't feel like I
Speaker 1: know I'm going through perimenopause one thousand percent. So the
Speaker 1: hormones suck. Because I've heard how I like, I'll hear
Speaker 1: a video of me like I was recording something and
Speaker 1: the way I said something to like maybe.
Speaker 2: Jake, it's so rude. It's so that is not in
Speaker 2: my head.
Speaker 1: That's not what I said to him or how I
Speaker 1: said it, and I'll listen back, and I'm like, no,
Speaker 1: I do not want to be the mom that's mad
Speaker 1: all the time around Olive. I do not want to
Speaker 1: be the person who talks to her husband that way.
Speaker 1: I mean, I work with Colt. I don't know, maybe
Speaker 1: I talk to him that way. I don't want to
Speaker 1: be that person. So I'm I definitely think it is
Speaker 1: one thousand percent some hormone situation. So I haven't I'm
Speaker 1: due to go have like a ful my usual like
Speaker 1: annual physical anyway, I need to a mammogram all that stuff.
Speaker 2: So I'm just gonna.
Speaker 1: Ask about it because I don't like the way it
Speaker 1: makes me feel. It makes me feel just like almost
Speaker 1: angrier than I should. I don't and I'm like, I'm.
Speaker 2: Already a iper lead to the negative kind of gall
Speaker 2: I don't be that amplified at all.
Speaker 1: It cannot amplify a kindness in me, you know, can
Speaker 1: it not? So I don't love that. Jenny, Thank you
Speaker 1: so much for asking.
Speaker 2: No solution for you, You're not I'm asking for one,
Speaker 2: and I have nothing for you because I don't know
Speaker 2: how you're hoping. I'm a doctor can help a little
Speaker 2: bit with that. I know, like is there something that
Speaker 2: they can give you for like hormones to help you out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean they definitely have hormone replacement therapy and
Speaker 1: things like that, So I don't know, maybe something like that.
Speaker 1: It's also it does not help that I've been eating
Speaker 1: horribly and not exercising. Like I went for a walk
Speaker 1: yesterday because I was like, you know, it was actually
Speaker 1: decent enough out, I'm gonna go for a walk. I
Speaker 1: haven't on pilates in two weeks. That was like the
Speaker 1: other the spin class that did with you. The walk
Speaker 1: yesterday was the only thing I've done. I've been in
Speaker 1: a weird vibe, you know, you know, you go through those.
Speaker 1: Probably the weather changes. It's not helping.
Speaker 2: I fully agree with the weather changing because I my
Speaker 2: motivation for working out has been very slim lately. After
Speaker 2: we had both gone to a wicked yesterday.
Speaker 1: Which, by the way, we want to talk about but
Speaker 1: we're not allowed. If this podcast came out on Wednesdays,
Speaker 1: could but we're not allowed to talk about it until
Speaker 1: was it, which is weird because you can post about
Speaker 1: it on social media, but you can't talk about it.
Speaker 2: So it's. Yeah, So I had done a friends giving
Speaker 2: Saturday night, ate my body weight in dairy goods, your
Speaker 2: mac and cheese, your green bean casserole, your gravy. Yeah, love,
Speaker 2: love love. Wake up Sunday, do a bunch of shit,
Speaker 2: and I'm just like not having any sort of battle movement.
Speaker 2: Then I go to the movies and think it's a
Speaker 2: good idea to eat nerds, gummy clusters or whatever what
Speaker 2: I got to Yeah, so good, I eat that. That
Speaker 2: was practically my meal up until that point that I
Speaker 2: forced myself to go to the gym afterwards. This was
Speaker 2: also after the debacery of the jump rope pitting me
Speaker 2: that morning. Like I think that movie would have helped
Speaker 2: me go to the gym afterwards feel better. Still have
Speaker 2: no bowel movements. And now we're recording this Monday, like
Speaker 2: early afternoon. Your girl is still all the turkey gravy.
Speaker 2: Actually just kidding. We had rotissory chicken, not turkey. All
Speaker 2: of the food from Friendsgiving is sitting, it's living, it's
Speaker 2: it's built a camp in my stomach. Right now, there's
Speaker 2: a fire in there. They're having some ores. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: that's happening. I can offer two things, Okay. I can
Speaker 2: either punch you in your stomach. Okay, A bunch of
Speaker 2: times it give me the next option. I can put
Speaker 2: my finger in your butt. God, you sound like you
Speaker 2: sound like Andrew when he comes up with solutions for things. Well,
Speaker 2: I know what I'll I do what'll make it feel better.
Speaker 2: A'm dicking your ass. I didn't say that. I know
Speaker 2: I'm saying that's what. He doesn't say that either mine. Okay,
Speaker 2: he says it in a much more like teenage boy
Speaker 2: sounding thing like dick an. Yeah, speaking of not Andrew's,
Speaker 2: but kind of. I asked Jaca question today this past week,
Speaker 2: and then I texted Jenny. I think it was like
Speaker 2: in the middle of your show. Yeah, yeah, it was. No,
Speaker 2: it was very much in the middle of my show,
Speaker 2: and not just in the middle at like six forty
Speaker 2: in the morning, very early in the morning, and I'm
Speaker 2: just sitting there like, okay, but keep going, I asked Jake,
Speaker 2: and then we'll go get into the progression of your
Speaker 2: asking everything. I don't know where it came from, but
Speaker 2: I was just in there and I was like, Jake,
Speaker 2: if we like in the future, I think it's because
Speaker 2: we saw the movie Wild Robot and the Robot Girl.
Speaker 2: Her point is to like be help with tasks.
Speaker 1: And I was like, Jake, if we had a robot
Speaker 1: in our house and she looked kind of like human, like,
Speaker 1: would you ever let her beat you off? And I
Speaker 1: was like, let's just and he's like, he's like, I
Speaker 1: was like, let me finish.
Speaker 2: I was like, you're horny. I'm never going to find out,
Speaker 2: like I'm not saying you have a full on affair
Speaker 2: with the robot? Would you let her beat you off?
Speaker 1: And he's like I can honestly say fallon, no, And
Speaker 1: I go, I don't believe you, and he's like yes,
Speaker 1: he goes because he goes, I have to imagine if
Speaker 1: my life got that sad and pathetic, I would just
Speaker 1: hate myself. I couldn't. He's like, I could not. I
Speaker 1: camerik exactly what. So basically that would be his lowest
Speaker 1: low if he let a robot beat him off. So
Speaker 1: he was like no, and I was like, Okay, I
Speaker 1: might believe that, actually, but I do think if like
Speaker 1: I wasn't in the picture and he was solo, yeah,
Speaker 1: begin it from Roz the robot constantly probably, So I
Speaker 1: was like, hmm, I'll touch Jenny and have her ask
Speaker 1: Andrew and go ahead.
Speaker 2: Okay, So I send just the full screenshot so I
Speaker 2: don't miss, like put the words wrong out there. What
Speaker 2: Foln's asking? And Andrew goes, Heaven's no, what if it
Speaker 2: ripped my dick off? That was Andrew's response to it,
Speaker 2: which I felt like was appropriate. Yeah, I honestly thought
Speaker 2: he would have said yes, and I wouldn't have cared.
Speaker 2: I would have been like, go for it. It's a robot, like,
Speaker 2: I don't really care, no way, I'm way too insecure.
Speaker 2: I'd be like, she's probably doing it better than me,
Speaker 2: So what as a whore? Sorry, got too far? Got
Speaker 2: too far? I don't know, Oh gosh. But I was
Speaker 2: curious because I didn't know what Jake's answer was until
Speaker 2: we all just learned in this moment. So I was
Speaker 2: curious what he had to say. But then you asked
Speaker 2: Tina because she came over. Tina and her fiance Trevor
Speaker 2: were over, and so I was like, you want to
Speaker 2: know what Fallon asked me this morning? And so then
Speaker 2: I asked Trevor.
Speaker 1: Well, really quick, Tina that you guys were like, I
Speaker 1: don't know where she got this, and Tita goes, oh,
Speaker 1: Balan absolutely came up with that, because that's some weird
Speaker 1: stuff where she would try to trap.
Speaker 2: Jake into the cheat on the robot, Yes exactly, and
Speaker 2: Trevor's answer was like, yeah, I'll do it. Yeah like
Speaker 2: whatever was like wow, the trickle down of responses, and
Speaker 2: Andrew was like what no, what if that thing like rips?
Speaker 2: And Trevor's like, oh, I thought this was gonna be
Speaker 2: like a relaxing, like nice situation, and then it turned
Speaker 2: into like what if it circuits out? And all of
Speaker 2: a sudden, and I was like, oh my gosh, you
Speaker 2: guys are thinking about this now, endless, endless open dialogue here.
Speaker 2: And then we were at the theater with Tita's friend Tom.
Speaker 2: I'm sure he'll love me sharing this, but I was like,
Speaker 2: and Tom's single. So Tom's like, well yeah, and I'm like, okay,
Speaker 2: that's fair. But then I felt bad because I told
Speaker 2: him what Jake's responsible and I was like, he said
Speaker 2: he'd have to be in as low as low and
Speaker 2: Tom raised his hand and like, yep, that's me. I
Speaker 2: was sorry, Tom, But if you need a question to
Speaker 2: ask your partner this week, just for funny conversation, feel
Speaker 2: free to ask him that one can I ask you
Speaker 2: a question and this will get like sexual once again.
Speaker 2: But have you ever had those moments with Jake? We're like, you, guys,
Speaker 2: maybe just got done hooking up, having a great time.
Speaker 2: You're like on a high from like that or whatever,
Speaker 2: and within like ten minutes you want to kill him
Speaker 2: because of something he does. That's such a pet peeve.
Speaker 1: So, for instance, sure I would think about killing Jake
Speaker 1: all the time, but I also know that hitting he
Speaker 1: makes my life better.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so it can't. But it's such a crazy flip
Speaker 2: of the switch to go from like we're having a
Speaker 2: good time yesterday morning, just whatever that finishes, and then
Speaker 2: we're sitting on the couch like ten minutes later, and
Speaker 2: I want to murder him because he sits down and
Speaker 2: eats the juiciest, plumpest blueberries I've ever seen in my life.
Speaker 2: And I'm trying to work on stuff for the show,
Speaker 2: and all I can hear is his chewing, And I'm like,
Speaker 2: how did I go from oh, yeah, no, get the
Speaker 2: fuck out of here? How did I go? It's like
Speaker 2: so so crazy how you could like love someone and
Speaker 2: be so into them and a moment later you're like,
Speaker 2: get out of my presence, yeah, I don't want to
Speaker 2: see or smell you. Like. Also, blueberry is so expensive
Speaker 2: right now, the fact that he was just devouring, like
Speaker 2: the way you describe him eating. You guys can't afford
Speaker 2: blueberry the way the packs you get from Costco so
Speaker 2: like they're the bigger, They're so expensive at Costco. No,
Speaker 2: I know, but I'm saying he eats that in one sitting.
Speaker 2: I'm telling you, like he does. It must be the
Speaker 2: strangest color of all. I don't know what it does,
Speaker 2: want to know, but the man eats so much food that,
Speaker 2: like when I've talked before about having separate groceries and
Speaker 2: like memeal prepping, Like, I just don't think you understand
Speaker 2: how much food I would have to eat to keep
Speaker 2: up with a lot of the stuff that he does.
Speaker 2: And he doesn't realize it because it goes so fast.
Speaker 2: It's like in a blink of an eye, something's gone
Speaker 2: and he doesn't remember it. And I'm like, you don't
Speaker 2: want to understand why I get frustrated again, I can't
Speaker 2: afford to feed you. Yeah, you can't have You can't
Speaker 2: have his kids, Jenny, because they're going to have his
Speaker 2: same appetite and you're gonna feeding your children a yeah.
Speaker 1: But one other dong thing the internet I saw and
Speaker 1: Colt and I posted a video so that avocado tastes
Speaker 1: like clean penis. And I said clean ween on the
Speaker 1: video because I was trying not to get flagged.
Speaker 2: I was afraid of. I said, anyone's what would you
Speaker 2: say that?
Speaker 1: Because I was afraid of I said penis on the video,
Speaker 1: it would like not get his many views or whatever. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So I like was like, then I started thinking about it,
Speaker 1: and then I told Jake and he started laughing and
Speaker 1: he was like, he's like, avocado does have like a
Speaker 1: taste that's unlike anything else. But you know him and Cult,
Speaker 1: and I believe him and Cult.
Speaker 2: Even though people on the video were like the way
Speaker 2: Colt worded it made it seem like he definitely tried
Speaker 2: dong before. I don't care if they have, but they
Speaker 2: both said they have it, so I'm gonna believe them.
Speaker 2: But they both were like, it does have a taste
Speaker 2: that's unlike anything else. And I was like I could
Speaker 2: kind of see it kind of. And then everyone kept commenting,
Speaker 2: is it a clean penis? It shouldn't have a taste
Speaker 2: at all. I'm like, that's such an amateur statement. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm certain that my clean vagiene still has some form
Speaker 2: of skin has a different taste to it, Like my
Speaker 2: armpit's going to be different than my four arm That's like,
Speaker 2: I feel like that's like a very weird statement you're making. Now.
Speaker 2: That's all I'm going to think about when I eat
Speaker 2: out phatos. Yanks for putting that into my head, because
Speaker 2: I had not seen that on the interwebs until I
Speaker 2: saw you guys posting.
Speaker 1: You read the comment section. One guy made the mistake
Speaker 1: of posting what's a waen? And that became its own
Speaker 1: comment thread and people writing every version of what a
Speaker 1: dong is?
Speaker 2: And it may it. Every time I look at it,
Speaker 2: I laugh more. Oh my gosh, it out. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So we also have an email we need to read, Jenny,
Speaker 1: would you like to take thee to it?
Speaker 2: Hi, Van and Jenny. I'm writing in with the hopes
Speaker 2: of getting your guys genuine opinion on my relationship. My
Speaker 2: fiance and I have been together for over ten years
Speaker 2: and have a kid together. I love him very much
Speaker 2: and we've never really had any traditional problems in our relationship.
Speaker 2: That being said, there are a few things that I
Speaker 2: have that have been upsetting to me for quite some time,
Speaker 2: and I'd really like an outside perspective. I'm not a
Speaker 2: confrontational person at all, and sometimes it's easier for me
Speaker 2: to tell him how I'm feeling through text, but I
Speaker 2: think the message is way less personal that way. So
Speaker 2: here's the issues she's having. One. He's a lazy lover.
Speaker 2: I've probably finished a total of three to five times
Speaker 2: in our entire relationship. I promise I am not exaggerating.
Speaker 2: Once again, they've been together for ten years. Number two,
Speaker 2: feel free to phrase this however it's appropriate for the pod.
Speaker 2: But he has gone down on me four single times
Speaker 2: in our entire relationship. I can remember each time. He
Speaker 2: says he doesn't like doing it because, of course loves
Speaker 2: but of course loves to receive. Number three, I'm ninety
Speaker 2: nine percent sure he has a porn addiction. I called
Speaker 2: him out on it a few times and told him
Speaker 2: that it was really upsetting for me that he watches
Speaker 2: porn so often, and he said he'd stop. Number four.
Speaker 2: He rarely comes to sleep in our bed at night.
Speaker 2: I'd say at least six or seven nights of the
Speaker 2: week he sleeps on the couch cleaning, he just falls
Speaker 2: asleep watching YouTube. Number five. Not to make this all
Speaker 2: about sex, but you may have gathered we don't have
Speaker 2: sex regularly. Maybe once a week if I'm being generous,
Speaker 2: but more realistically it's probably two to three times a month.
Speaker 2: Number six. He's lazy around the house, barely does anything
Speaker 2: to help clean up ever, and when he does clean,
Speaker 2: it's because the house is a shitthole, in his words,
Speaker 2: and it's finally bothering him. He'll say, we have to clean,
Speaker 2: but really it's me. I do all the cooking and cleaning, laundry,
Speaker 2: make sure homework's done. I deal with some mental health issues,
Speaker 2: so all of that shit is a huge mental load
Speaker 2: to take on on top of my own issues. A
Speaker 2: lot of the time, I feel like we're just roommates
Speaker 2: and not a couple in a relationship. And then, really
Speaker 2: off topic, they say, Jenny, you signed my daughter's Walking
Speaker 2: to her booklet at the Safe Fair and she absolutely
Speaker 2: cherished that thing. Lol. She can't wait for Jenny in
Speaker 2: the Morning Zoo to take over. And thanks for reading.
Speaker 2: That comes from m So she wants an outside perspective.
Speaker 2: Flash advice is what she says about her fiance and
Speaker 2: their relationship. Allan, I'm gonna let you take the.
Speaker 1: Lead out thereat I mean, okay, let's just let me
Speaker 1: start with like a very negative outlook first and then
Speaker 1: I'll go to like a positive The negative to me says,
Speaker 1: it sounds like a person who probably isn't going to
Speaker 1: change much. And if you're okay with being moderately happy
Speaker 1: because you say you love this person, it sounds like
Speaker 1: you are. You think you're moderately happy, But I think
Speaker 1: you think you're moderately happy because they don't do anything awful,
Speaker 1: which I don't think that that actually equals happy, but
Speaker 1: I think we convince ourselves like, as long as they're
Speaker 1: not like cheating on us or doing like something crazy,
Speaker 1: gambling all of our money away or worse, then it's fine.
Speaker 1: And it doesn't mean you don't like them as a person.
Speaker 1: You don't look back on times. I mean, you have
Speaker 1: a kid with them that always makes everything more difficult,
Speaker 1: but you're not married to me. Sure it could be
Speaker 1: something like a lot of people. Whenever we bring up
Speaker 1: stuff like this on the radio, first thing everyone says
Speaker 1: is maybe they're depressed, and that is possible, but it
Speaker 1: sounds like the sexual thing has been the entirety of
Speaker 1: your relationship. And I will say this, I in the
Speaker 1: past used to just think sex was not very important.
Speaker 1: I thought that was so low on the list, and
Speaker 1: I changed my mind on that. I realized how important
Speaker 1: it is. I'm not saying I think you need to
Speaker 1: have sex all the time. I'm not saying he needs
Speaker 1: to like pleasure you all the time you need to
Speaker 1: pleasure him all the time. I just find it to
Speaker 1: be it's so interesting. I think you're right he probably
Speaker 1: does have a porn addiction, because for him to like
Speaker 1: not want to do these things and not want to
Speaker 1: hook up but want to watch porn, there's some disconnect there,
Speaker 1: and I don't know what it is, but that's something
Speaker 1: that a lot of people suffer from. It's like they're
Speaker 1: really into watching porn. And that's probably, honestly, part of
Speaker 1: the reason he stays on the couch at night, realistically,
Speaker 1: is he probably is still looking at it and just
Speaker 1: hiding it from you. And I know every relationship is different,
Speaker 1: because I don't care that Jake looks at it, but
Speaker 1: I know some people do care. And you stated that
Speaker 1: you do care to this person. I'm always under the
Speaker 1: like mindset. If it isn't affecting the relationship, why is
Speaker 1: it a big deal? But it sounds like it is
Speaker 1: affecting your relationship, and you've made it clear that it
Speaker 1: is a big deal and everyone's allowed to have their
Speaker 1: own different things, right. All that's to say, I know
Speaker 1: you don't like confrontation, but is this really what you
Speaker 1: want for your life forever?
Speaker 2: I don't think you do. I think you wouldn't be right.
Speaker 1: You wrote a pretty good list of reasons that you're
Speaker 1: not You're not having your needs met, and it seems
Speaker 1: in any.
Speaker 2: Way mm hmm, I agree, not just sexually, it seems
Speaker 2: like you're not you don't have a partner. I think
Speaker 2: you're right.
Speaker 1: You have a roommate, and that's so common, so that
Speaker 1: wouldn't beat yourself up over that. I think a lot
Speaker 1: of people get into the roommate relationship. And I'm not
Speaker 1: an expert, you know what I mean. I'm like always weird.
Speaker 1: I always think that, like everyone's always like you have
Speaker 1: to fight for you to try you, and I do think.
Speaker 2: To a degree, you do. But I also think that's
Speaker 2: incredibly hard, And that doesn't mean you don't want to
Speaker 2: fight hard. Especially if you have kids.
Speaker 1: But you have to decide how much energy you want
Speaker 1: to put in. Yeah, in the positive, maybe you do
Speaker 1: go to a sex therapist and you go to a
Speaker 1: couple's therapist and you find solutions and you figure it
Speaker 1: out and he does change and you get to keep
Speaker 1: the person you like as a person and you start
Speaker 1: getting your needs met.
Speaker 2: But I do think you have to have the hard conversation.
Speaker 2: Maybe even read your email.
Speaker 1: A don't time you send it to our podcast, but
Speaker 1: maybe you read the email to him, like I wrote
Speaker 1: this down because I have a hard time telling you
Speaker 1: what I'm feeling. Yeah, if it's easier to read that
Speaker 1: to him, I think it is better to do it
Speaker 1: face to face. I agree, And I think that that
Speaker 1: is such good advice to maybe just like sit down
Speaker 1: and read from your email. Because I'm the same where
Speaker 1: I will go into a conversation that's confrontational with all
Speaker 1: of these ideas in my head, and then I get
Speaker 1: into it and I forget them and I didn't remember
Speaker 1: what I was saying, and then I don't I'm not
Speaker 1: prepared for their defense in it or whatever it is.
Speaker 1: And so there have been some scenarios where I wrote
Speaker 1: things down because I really need to have my thoughts
Speaker 1: on paper to be able to express what I wanted
Speaker 1: to do. So I think that that's a good start.
Speaker 1: And I know also that you said that you're not confrontational,
Speaker 1: but like you, I feel like I'm reading an email
Speaker 1: that has a lot of despair, if that could be
Speaker 1: the right word in it. And I think that you
Speaker 1: need to look out for yourself now at this point,
Speaker 1: because it kind of sounds like he's been very much
Speaker 1: looking out for himself. So I would say that you're
Speaker 1: kind of at a point where confrontation is the only
Speaker 1: way out, either out of the relationship or out of
Speaker 1: the rut you guys are in and to a solution.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I also don't think it has to be
Speaker 2: labeled as confrontation. This is communication.
Speaker 1: I think we get like just because we're saying something
Speaker 1: that might be hard for the other person to hear
Speaker 1: doesn't mean you're like coming at them. I can tell
Speaker 1: from the way you worded this to us you're not
Speaker 1: going to be coming at him in an angry way.
Speaker 1: I think you're going to be coming at him, probably
Speaker 1: in a kind pleading like I want this to work,
Speaker 1: help me, like way.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I you know, like I say, I always lean to
Speaker 1: the negative, which I'll blame on my hormones. But I
Speaker 1: was like that before, So I don't know the answer.
Speaker 1: And again, Jenny and I are not experts by any means,
Speaker 1: and I never claim to be. But I think maybe
Speaker 1: that's where you start. And I wish you luck because
Speaker 1: I do think that you deserve sounds like you deserve
Speaker 1: a lot more than what you're currently getting for sure.
Speaker 2: Yes, agreed. Anything else you would like to add this week?
Speaker 2: Gen Dog, I think I've said everything. Yeah, you said
Speaker 2: your piece, I've said my piece. Thank you so much
Speaker 2: for listening. As always, we appreciate you listening. Do you
Speaker 2: want to end it with the defying gravity note together
Speaker 2: which not said the one? Yeah? Okay, ready one to three? Uh,
Speaker 2: they will move over.