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<v Speaker 1>For a shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things.

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to another edition of idiotology. We'll let you taco

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<v Speaker 1>one on one one w JR R.

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<v Speaker 2>But you're freaking idiots. Hey, about fifteen minutes left in

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<v Speaker 2>the voting for you say we played this morning. If

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<v Speaker 2>you would like to be involved in that process, could

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<v Speaker 2>win you change addiction tickets.

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<v Speaker 3>You're voting on which sevenary three song you want to

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<v Speaker 3>hear at nine o'clock. Uh huh, one of the bus votes.

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<v Speaker 3>That's when we play back. Your choices are my my

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<v Speaker 3>water's edge. We're lucky, lucky, lucky?

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<v Speaker 2>All right?

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<v Speaker 3>What else? What's going on? I don't know? All right?

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<v Speaker 2>Fish stories, taco. Ye're an avid fishermen. You know how

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<v Speaker 2>these go? They get embellished over the years.

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<v Speaker 3>Isn't it funny that the avid fishermen didn't even fish

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<v Speaker 3>in the Aufshore.

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<v Speaker 2>Piasco, but did managed to catch quite the bus. Two dudes,

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<v Speaker 2>two buddies were fishing off the coast of Australia past weekend. Now,

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<v Speaker 2>I want to frame this and y'all have seen this.

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<v Speaker 2>As of the last few weeks, there's been this smattering

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<v Speaker 2>of situations where whales have struck vessels and overturned them

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<v Speaker 2>and oh yeah, were they breach? They breach and then

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<v Speaker 2>come back. These two dudes are out. There's no video

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<v Speaker 2>of this one, but there is the hospital report.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh.

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<v Speaker 2>Whale comes up just tail smacks the one guy right

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<v Speaker 2>in the head while he's just on the boat. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't kill it. Knocked him unconscious. Yeah, I was thinking

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<v Speaker 2>that could kill you, to the point where his other buddy,

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<v Speaker 2>who was obviously stunned at what had just happened, and

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<v Speaker 2>you know, the whale as quick as it was there,

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<v Speaker 2>disappears and is gone off doing whale things. So he's like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>what are whale things? Pat and you know, stuff with

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<v Speaker 2>blowholes and.

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<v Speaker 3>Little little wooden guys living inside of them named Pinocchio.

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<v Speaker 3>Wouldn't that it? And then jonah, jonah, damn it with

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<v Speaker 3>the nose. Yeah, he was in a whale too, didn't

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<v Speaker 3>he get stuck in the whale?

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<v Speaker 2>It was Jonah, isn't it?

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<v Speaker 3>I think so?

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<v Speaker 2>But I.

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<v Speaker 1>So.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, the dude's knocked out cold by the whale. Tail

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<v Speaker 2>and his friends got fake motors him to the back

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<v Speaker 2>to shore and they get him to the emergency room

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<v Speaker 2>and they treat the guy his outward injuries are just superficial.

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<v Speaker 2>He was just knocked silly and knocked out cold. He

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<v Speaker 2>comes too, has no idea, no recollection of any of

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<v Speaker 2>this happening, and they're like, do you know what happened?

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<v Speaker 2>He no, Why am I here?

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<v Speaker 3>Told him this story? That's when they call it knocked

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<v Speaker 3>your lights out? Good wared it knocked it and knocked

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<v Speaker 3>him to where he didn't even know. Wow, there was

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<v Speaker 3>a whale. Remember the whale. I believe it was a

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<v Speaker 3>week ago. One breach and landed right on that boat.

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<v Speaker 3>And luckily there was a kid nearby that then saw

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<v Speaker 3>the whole thing happen, and he came to the rescue.

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<v Speaker 2>Searching hind loafer an opportunity to scream, Paul.

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<v Speaker 3>Watson here, Nope, don't do it. Jonah Taco's correct. It

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<v Speaker 3>was Geppetto and Pinocchio. They were stuck in the whale.

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<v Speaker 3>Remember they started a fire. Who the hell's Jonah Jonah's

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<v Speaker 3>the He's But they're a band, the Jonah Boys, Jonah's

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<v Speaker 3>boy brothers. Damn it.

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<v Speaker 2>Apparently getting stuck in the belly of a whale is

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<v Speaker 2>a more common thing than many of us have. I

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<v Speaker 2>have more fish related news. This is the story of

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<v Speaker 2>missing frozen fish. Another group of anglers, group of buddies

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<v Speaker 2>who go to Alaska every year to fish.

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<v Speaker 3>We know people who do that, people that run the

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<v Speaker 3>Orlando Princess Charles, He's gone on a few of those trips.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, they do this once a year in an effort

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<v Speaker 2>to get enough fish for the whole year for their families.

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<v Speaker 2>They caught like two thousand pounds of various fish that

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<v Speaker 2>they had frozen.

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<v Speaker 3>And then you ship it back home.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it was on the plane with them, and the

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<v Speaker 2>plane had to divert and they got delayed and ended

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<v Speaker 2>up onto their destination, which was eventually Seattle, and the

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<v Speaker 2>fish never showed up. They're out two thousand pounds of

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<v Speaker 2>fish from this trip annual trip. They make a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of money too. I know the trip takes a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of money. Then the shipping. I guess they want to

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<v Speaker 2>pay shipping if it didn't make it. Well, they ended

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<v Speaker 2>up locating the fish. It was left on a plane

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<v Speaker 2>for several days.

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<v Speaker 3>Was it defrosted.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's all spoiled and.

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<v Speaker 3>All right. Jonah wasn't a whale to pat Jonah and

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<v Speaker 3>the whale is from the Bible that's your Catholic school

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<v Speaker 3>coming out. That's what it was. And yes, Pinocchio was

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<v Speaker 3>stuck in a whale as well.

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<v Speaker 2>Puncture aside with the nose.

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<v Speaker 3>I think they were going to use part of it,

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<v Speaker 3>part of Pinocchio in the fire they made inside the whale. Remember,

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<v Speaker 3>I just remember bits and pieces. His nose would not

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<v Speaker 3>grow hard enough to poke through a whale either, all

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<v Speaker 3>that blubber, it's just a little piece of wood.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so they gave him one hundred dollars voucher for

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<v Speaker 2>the airline. Yeah, I would lose my ass. They are,

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<v Speaker 2>oh they are. They're disputing this big time. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>know how you make good on that other than upping

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<v Speaker 2>that dollar amounts.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you maybe have to go to the fishery and say,

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>That's here's something to think about next time you're out

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<v Speaker 2>at a joint that has a jukebox. You know how

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<v Speaker 2>jukeboxes are now You can play just about anything because

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<v Speaker 2>they're digital and just sit there on your phone and

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<v Speaker 2>do it. But you know, you can still go up

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<v Speaker 2>to the actual console.

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<v Speaker 3>And do you remember the story where the guy was

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<v Speaker 3>driving by in his car and programming all this crappy

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<v Speaker 3>music on a jukebox.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, hold on to that thought. Here a guy in

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<v Speaker 2>his mid forties had his jaw broken in Rhode Island.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, overox.

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<v Speaker 2>He was in Dead Beats Bar in Providence early Tuesday morning,

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<v Speaker 2>about one o'clock. Yeah, he had gone up to the

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<v Speaker 2>jukebox and made a couple of selections, and when his

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<v Speaker 2>songs started playing, a group of other guys in the

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<v Speaker 2>bar dragged him outside and beat his ass over whatever

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<v Speaker 2>it was he played on the jukebox. They don't say

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<v Speaker 2>what he played.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sorry. A large part of this is user error.

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<v Speaker 3>They're very uncool for breaking the guy's jaw. But if

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<v Speaker 3>you're walking into a bar called what Dead Beats, Dead

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<v Speaker 3>Beats Bar, and you're in there at one o'clock in

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<v Speaker 3>the morning Tuesday morning, you are getting maybe a drink

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<v Speaker 3>and hauling ash, You don't talk to anybody, you don't

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<v Speaker 3>make any weird looks at people. You just don't walk

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<v Speaker 3>in there.

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<v Speaker 2>Dude. When you're in a place and there's music playing,

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of times you don't even notice the music

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<v Speaker 2>playing because it's just there in.

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<v Speaker 3>The background until.

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<v Speaker 2>That crappy, horrible, obnoxious song comes on, and then almost

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<v Speaker 2>everybody in the whole place looks around trying to figure

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<v Speaker 2>out who they all played it.

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<v Speaker 3>And this one they all grabbed this guy and beat

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<v Speaker 3>the s out him exactly. You played what.

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<v Speaker 1>Stakendred for three decades.

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<v Speaker 3>This is Orlando's rock station, one on one one w

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