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Speaker 1: Welcome to another edition of idiotology. We'll let you taco
Speaker 1: one on one one w JR R.
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Speaker 3: You're voting on which sevenary three song you want to
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Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 3: What else? What's going on? I don't know? All right?
Speaker 2: Fish stories, taco. Ye're an avid fishermen. You know how
Speaker 2: these go? They get embellished over the years.
Speaker 3: Isn't it funny that the avid fishermen didn't even fish
Speaker 3: in the Aufshore.
Speaker 2: Piasco, but did managed to catch quite the bus. Two dudes,
Speaker 2: two buddies were fishing off the coast of Australia past weekend. Now,
Speaker 2: I want to frame this and y'all have seen this.
Speaker 2: As of the last few weeks, there's been this smattering
Speaker 2: of situations where whales have struck vessels and overturned them
Speaker 2: and oh yeah, were they breach? They breach and then
Speaker 2: come back. These two dudes are out. There's no video
Speaker 2: of this one, but there is the hospital report.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 2: Whale comes up just tail smacks the one guy right
Speaker 2: in the head while he's just on the boat. I
Speaker 2: don't kill it. Knocked him unconscious. Yeah, I was thinking
Speaker 2: that could kill you, to the point where his other buddy,
Speaker 2: who was obviously stunned at what had just happened, and
Speaker 2: you know, the whale as quick as it was there,
Speaker 2: disappears and is gone off doing whale things. So he's like, oh,
Speaker 2: what are whale things? Pat and you know, stuff with
Speaker 2: blowholes and.
Speaker 3: Little little wooden guys living inside of them named Pinocchio.
Speaker 3: Wouldn't that it? And then jonah, jonah, damn it with
Speaker 3: the nose. Yeah, he was in a whale too, didn't
Speaker 3: he get stuck in the whale?
Speaker 2: It was Jonah, isn't it?
Speaker 3: I think so?
Speaker 2: But I.
Speaker 1: So.
Speaker 2: Anyway, the dude's knocked out cold by the whale. Tail
Speaker 2: and his friends got fake motors him to the back
Speaker 2: to shore and they get him to the emergency room
Speaker 2: and they treat the guy his outward injuries are just superficial.
Speaker 2: He was just knocked silly and knocked out cold. He
Speaker 2: comes too, has no idea, no recollection of any of
Speaker 2: this happening, and they're like, do you know what happened?
Speaker 2: He no, Why am I here?
Speaker 3: Told him this story? That's when they call it knocked
Speaker 3: your lights out? Good wared it knocked it and knocked
Speaker 3: him to where he didn't even know. Wow, there was
Speaker 3: a whale. Remember the whale. I believe it was a
Speaker 3: week ago. One breach and landed right on that boat.
Speaker 3: And luckily there was a kid nearby that then saw
Speaker 3: the whole thing happen, and he came to the rescue.
Speaker 2: Searching hind loafer an opportunity to scream, Paul.
Speaker 3: Watson here, Nope, don't do it. Jonah Taco's correct. It
Speaker 3: was Geppetto and Pinocchio. They were stuck in the whale.
Speaker 3: Remember they started a fire. Who the hell's Jonah Jonah's
Speaker 3: the He's But they're a band, the Jonah Boys, Jonah's
Speaker 3: boy brothers. Damn it.
Speaker 2: Apparently getting stuck in the belly of a whale is
Speaker 2: a more common thing than many of us have. I
Speaker 2: have more fish related news. This is the story of
Speaker 2: missing frozen fish. Another group of anglers, group of buddies
Speaker 2: who go to Alaska every year to fish.
Speaker 3: We know people who do that, people that run the
Speaker 3: Orlando Princess Charles, He's gone on a few of those trips.
Speaker 2: Well, they do this once a year in an effort
Speaker 2: to get enough fish for the whole year for their families.
Speaker 2: They caught like two thousand pounds of various fish that
Speaker 2: they had frozen.
Speaker 3: And then you ship it back home.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was on the plane with them, and the
Speaker 2: plane had to divert and they got delayed and ended
Speaker 2: up onto their destination, which was eventually Seattle, and the
Speaker 2: fish never showed up. They're out two thousand pounds of
Speaker 2: fish from this trip annual trip. They make a lot
Speaker 2: of money too. I know the trip takes a lot
Speaker 2: of money. Then the shipping. I guess they want to
Speaker 2: pay shipping if it didn't make it. Well, they ended
Speaker 2: up locating the fish. It was left on a plane
Speaker 2: for several days.
Speaker 3: Was it defrosted.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's all spoiled and.
Speaker 3: All right. Jonah wasn't a whale to pat Jonah and
Speaker 3: the whale is from the Bible that's your Catholic school
Speaker 3: coming out. That's what it was. And yes, Pinocchio was
Speaker 3: stuck in a whale as well.
Speaker 2: Puncture aside with the nose.
Speaker 3: I think they were going to use part of it,
Speaker 3: part of Pinocchio in the fire they made inside the whale. Remember,
Speaker 3: I just remember bits and pieces. His nose would not
Speaker 3: grow hard enough to poke through a whale either, all
Speaker 3: that blubber, it's just a little piece of wood.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so they gave him one hundred dollars voucher for
Speaker 2: the airline. Yeah, I would lose my ass. They are,
Speaker 2: oh they are. They're disputing this big time. I don't
Speaker 2: know how you make good on that other than upping
Speaker 2: that dollar amounts.
Speaker 3: Do you maybe have to go to the fishery and say,
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: That's here's something to think about next time you're out
Speaker 2: at a joint that has a jukebox. You know how
Speaker 2: jukeboxes are now You can play just about anything because
Speaker 2: they're digital and just sit there on your phone and
Speaker 2: do it. But you know, you can still go up
Speaker 2: to the actual console.
Speaker 3: And do you remember the story where the guy was
Speaker 3: driving by in his car and programming all this crappy
Speaker 3: music on a jukebox.
Speaker 2: Well, hold on to that thought. Here a guy in
Speaker 2: his mid forties had his jaw broken in Rhode Island.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, overox.
Speaker 2: He was in Dead Beats Bar in Providence early Tuesday morning,
Speaker 2: about one o'clock. Yeah, he had gone up to the
Speaker 2: jukebox and made a couple of selections, and when his
Speaker 2: songs started playing, a group of other guys in the
Speaker 2: bar dragged him outside and beat his ass over whatever
Speaker 2: it was he played on the jukebox. They don't say
Speaker 2: what he played.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry. A large part of this is user error.
Speaker 3: They're very uncool for breaking the guy's jaw. But if
Speaker 3: you're walking into a bar called what Dead Beats, Dead
Speaker 3: Beats Bar, and you're in there at one o'clock in
Speaker 3: the morning Tuesday morning, you are getting maybe a drink
Speaker 3: and hauling ash, You don't talk to anybody, you don't
Speaker 3: make any weird looks at people. You just don't walk
Speaker 3: in there.
Speaker 2: Dude. When you're in a place and there's music playing,
Speaker 2: a lot of times you don't even notice the music
Speaker 2: playing because it's just there in.
Speaker 3: The background until.
Speaker 2: That crappy, horrible, obnoxious song comes on, and then almost
Speaker 2: everybody in the whole place looks around trying to figure
Speaker 2: out who they all played it.
Speaker 3: And this one they all grabbed this guy and beat
Speaker 3: the s out him exactly. You played what.
Speaker 1: Stakendred for three decades.
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