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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I could do that. I can, I can. It's

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<v Speaker 1>fucking ooze it off for you was Jesus Christ. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>about to give you a time out.

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<v Speaker 2>What is losing off me?

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<v Speaker 3>Ron?

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<v Speaker 4>What?

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<v Speaker 1>Wow? Your ornery? You're cranky? Yeah, old man in the sea.

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<v Speaker 2>No looking out youthful.

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<v Speaker 5>I look today, some warings I look like ten fifteen

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<v Speaker 5>years younger, and then some days I look like Joe Biden.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't understand what happens with his face on a

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<v Speaker 5>day to day basis, but it is f you Friday.

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<v Speaker 2>I am cranky. You are more percent correct. We have

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<v Speaker 2>started the show, believe or not.

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<v Speaker 5>That's Ronnie Babes in the middle, ron Berman comedy on

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<v Speaker 5>all the socials. His venmo is scrolling above. He doesn't

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<v Speaker 5>deserve it yet. Wait for him to do something, then

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<v Speaker 5>give him a venmo. But I deserve something already. So

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<v Speaker 5>there's my PayPal really rolling across the top. And then

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<v Speaker 5>you got comedian Tony p And it's.

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<v Speaker 2>A few Friday and I'm fired up. Yes, ron I'm cranky.

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<v Speaker 3>Here's my first few after you to fucking cranky Opie.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't like cranky Opie. You know what open say?

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<v Speaker 3>Movie is the old men well.

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<v Speaker 5>How about you come over here and walk my dog

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<v Speaker 5>at three point thirty of the morning, that I wouldn't

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<v Speaker 5>be cranky.

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<v Speaker 1>It's perfect for a minute blow down. What you want

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<v Speaker 1>to bite me?

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<v Speaker 2>You want?

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<v Speaker 3>You want to invite me over to the beach house

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<v Speaker 3>like like Hank Kazaria and the bird Cage and walk

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<v Speaker 3>and like do house to us. Listen, mind me up,

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<v Speaker 3>I'll wear those tight daisy dukes like Hank Kazari and

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<v Speaker 3>the bird Cage.

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<v Speaker 1>By the end of this show, I'll be your wife's

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<v Speaker 1>best gay friend.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, but you're admitting it.

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<v Speaker 1>Just to get to the beach house.

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<v Speaker 4>Just came out.

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<v Speaker 2>Holy ship, Ron.

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<v Speaker 1>Women love gay men, Women love gay men. His best friends.

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<v Speaker 4>Dandy.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, now, I'm in a good mood. No, listen

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<v Speaker 2>to me, Ron.

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<v Speaker 5>By the end of this few Friday, Uh, you're gonna

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<v Speaker 5>find out why I can't invite you to the beach house.

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<v Speaker 5>That's all I'm gonna say for now. And will be revealed. Yes,

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<v Speaker 5>will be revealed.

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<v Speaker 1>You know you probably that says no Jews allowed.

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<v Speaker 2>Were No, we got it.

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<v Speaker 1>We got doctors.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, we got some doctors out here, that's for sure.

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<v Speaker 2>So listen. Let me start with my let me start

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<v Speaker 2>with my few.

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<v Speaker 5>Because you're one hundred percent correct, I'm more cranky than usual.

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<v Speaker 5>I'll tell you why, though, Ry, I'm not mad at you.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not mad at twelve Tony P's now I hate her.

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<v Speaker 3>I said one thing before you do while you're of course,

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<v Speaker 3>why what more?

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<v Speaker 1>You said a word? I was like, oh, he's cranky.

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<v Speaker 3>You had that, You had that Jeff Dunham puppet face.

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<v Speaker 3>You had the Jeff Dunham puppet face. And I was like,

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<v Speaker 3>oh fuck, what's going on?

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<v Speaker 5>Some days I look like the Jef Dunham puppet, and

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<v Speaker 5>then other days I look youthful as all hell.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what happens with this stupid face.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know what it is.

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<v Speaker 1>And for drinking Dunkin Donuts?

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<v Speaker 4>Did you have sugar funck Dunkin Donuts?

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<v Speaker 5>No?

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<v Speaker 6>I did donuts it is, but I said, f F

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<v Speaker 6>F you Dunkin Donuts twelve dollars for coffees like this,

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<v Speaker 6>all right?

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<v Speaker 4>Twelve bucks for two bucks like that? I found the

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<v Speaker 4>Duncan Dunks for twelve bucks.

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<v Speaker 1>You how many of these company?

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<v Speaker 2>All right? Listen, Tony P.

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<v Speaker 5>First of all, yes, a few to them for the

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<v Speaker 5>twelve dollars. That's a twelve dollars cup of coffee.

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<v Speaker 3>No, there was two, Tony, that's not Duncan Donuts FLT.

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<v Speaker 3>That's the tariffs.

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<v Speaker 5>How about we just turned this into the Rod Berman

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<v Speaker 5>Show and then me and you could go home. Tony

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<v Speaker 5>just just fucking sit there like an idiot. Let this

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<v Speaker 5>guy lean into the camera over and over again and

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<v Speaker 5>just stop on everything we try to do.

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<v Speaker 1>Cranky OPI, Cranky Opie.

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<v Speaker 5>Let me get with the with the Tony for a second.

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<v Speaker 5>To hold up your stupid ice coffee again? Please, too

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<v Speaker 5>much ice? That's your first problem. Don't be scared to

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<v Speaker 5>tell these people I want little ice and they'll give

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<v Speaker 5>you a look like you're on tous.

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<v Speaker 2>No, you'd say little ice. I want to get the

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<v Speaker 2>most out of it, out of my money.

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<v Speaker 4>Here I found the hack.

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<v Speaker 6>The hack is you got out of the cold brew

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<v Speaker 6>because the cold brew melts just correctly with the ice

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<v Speaker 6>and get the coffee flavor all the way.

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<v Speaker 3>Can I give you a little insight info from a

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<v Speaker 3>boss and guy? Sure to go a bosting company. Sure

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<v Speaker 3>there's a button that says less ice. You actually say

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<v Speaker 3>you have to say the phrase less ice. Oh, they

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<v Speaker 3>actually there's a button like, hey, I want to shot

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<v Speaker 3>at mocha or I want to shots of milk. There's

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<v Speaker 3>a less ice button. That's a little insight info.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you, thank you appreciate.

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<v Speaker 6>I just let life ticket. I don't go around counting

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<v Speaker 6>fucking ice cubes in the ice cube be okay. First

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<v Speaker 6>of all, Tony, welcome back.

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<v Speaker 5>You know when you're on the show, you're with us,

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<v Speaker 5>and when when when you're not on, you're a hater.

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<v Speaker 2>So I guess I take that first f you. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>of course it is no.

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<v Speaker 4>No, I keep it interesting, you keep it hating.

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<v Speaker 2>Why were you trashing us due.

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<v Speaker 4>We thought you were like.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, talking about suck.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, this guy hate and about you know

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<v Speaker 1>that's thirty.

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<v Speaker 2>Pay let him let him rint Ryn.

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<v Speaker 4>That's an extra. Im are you an expert on soccer?

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<v Speaker 4>How are you an expert on soccer?

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<v Speaker 2>We were experts on soccer. That's why I was confused

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<v Speaker 2>by you.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, because you're sitting there talking. Oh you're talking like

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<v Speaker 4>you're experts. You understand, you're talking like you know what

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<v Speaker 4>the hell you're talking about. But you all know what

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<v Speaker 4>you're talking about.

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<v Speaker 2>Tony, What part of me saying MESSI USA sucks.

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<v Speaker 5>I like the Holland guy. I like the doorway rowing thing.

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<v Speaker 5>And I think I I know embody trying to bring up.

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<v Speaker 4>Some kind of fact. I remember, I remember you as.

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<v Speaker 2>You're an expert on football.

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<v Speaker 4>Bring back the video tape. You gotta roll back to

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<v Speaker 4>the video page.

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<v Speaker 2>Nothing.

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<v Speaker 6>You guys were talking like you knew facts you told

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<v Speaker 6>you were talking about, you know, the last time a

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<v Speaker 6>red car got overturned.

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<v Speaker 1>No, Tony, I think you're right he was.

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<v Speaker 3>At one point he was like, I don't know why

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<v Speaker 3>did bring the millfielder up and and drop and dropped

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<v Speaker 3>the center back?

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<v Speaker 2>Like what I was about to say. We're back on

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<v Speaker 2>the same page, and you had to say that you.

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<v Speaker 4>See, you see what I was with?

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<v Speaker 2>Tony down against Tony down against you?

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<v Speaker 5>Ron. Oh you're both frozen. That's oh my god, you.

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<v Speaker 2>Froze.

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<v Speaker 4>You turned into Max headroom for a second.

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<v Speaker 1>You went, yeah, that's actually that's an old reference.

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<v Speaker 4>Right.

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<v Speaker 2>Listen to me.

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<v Speaker 5>Uh it's after you Friday only super chats on the

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<v Speaker 5>big screen because you know, we gotta we gotta make

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<v Speaker 5>a few bucks. But can I explain why I'm ordering

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<v Speaker 5>now that we're ten minutes into the show.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you, Ron, thank you.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm laying in bed and right around three am, I'm like,

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<v Speaker 5>why am I awake?

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<v Speaker 7>Right?

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<v Speaker 2>What? Why am I awake? Answer?

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<v Speaker 5>And then and then I hear, oh, my god, wait,

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<v Speaker 5>we got to get be a man on too.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh be a man does.

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<v Speaker 4>His camera on again?

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<v Speaker 2>His camera? Be a man? That's your right?

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<v Speaker 4>Now you don't have a camera on?

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<v Speaker 2>All right, Well he'll fix that, so listen. Three a

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<v Speaker 2>three am. I'm like, why am I awake?

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<v Speaker 5>A lot of people could relate to this, And all

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<v Speaker 5>of a sudden, I'm like, wow, I'm looking around, like

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<v Speaker 5>why am I awake? And then I hear the dog whippering,

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<v Speaker 5>little baby barks because he's a polite dog. He doesn't

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<v Speaker 5>want to wake all of us up. And then, of

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<v Speaker 5>course it's my job. Of course, it's my job in

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<v Speaker 5>the bill of the night to go outside into the

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<v Speaker 5>scary darkness with my dog so he could take up poop.

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<v Speaker 5>And then he goes right back to sleep, and I'm

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<v Speaker 5>wide awake. That's my yankee, ron, I had four hours sleep, bro.

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<v Speaker 4>Listen, that's the god.

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<v Speaker 6>How you understand if you're walking up in the middle

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<v Speaker 6>of the night, you need to stay up that's God

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<v Speaker 6>telling you that you need to do shit.

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<v Speaker 4>You need to get shit done. You get it.

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<v Speaker 2>I stayed up. I stayed up, and know what the

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<v Speaker 2>know what I did. Know what I did.

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<v Speaker 5>I took an extremely hot shower because I'm fighting some

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<v Speaker 5>kind of AC war like everybody else. His wife needs

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<v Speaker 5>it at sixty eight degrees, my daughter needs it at

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<v Speaker 5>sixty eight degrees, my son needs it at seventy two.

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<v Speaker 5>His old man can literally have no AC. But I'll

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<v Speaker 5>accept seventy two. So then I get up in the morning,

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<v Speaker 5>I'll freezing my fucking balls off, right, I let me

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<v Speaker 5>take an extremely hot shower.

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<v Speaker 2>Now I'm sweating my balls off. I hate a C.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the stupidest invention ever. Thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>Man.

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<v Speaker 2>Be a man. Let's let's throw be a man on

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<v Speaker 2>with that. Be a man. A C is stupid, right,

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<v Speaker 2>Be a man.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm a I'm a fan guy. Yeah yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>Fans only fucking cool. One side of you sweat to death.

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<v Speaker 4>Be a man. Thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll tell you another thing like we we don't deserve AC.

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<v Speaker 5>It's human beings because we can't fucking figure it out.

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<v Speaker 5>It's one hundred degrees, so you sweating your balls off.

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<v Speaker 5>You go into an establishment, you're like, Okay, they're gonna

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<v Speaker 5>have some a C. The problem is there a C

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<v Speaker 5>is at fifty five fucking degrees and now you're freezing

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<v Speaker 5>your balls off.

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<v Speaker 2>And now your sweat is literally freezing to your body.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, make up your mind or we gonna sweat or

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<v Speaker 5>freeze to death.

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<v Speaker 2>Just back and forth all day long drives me nuts. Listen,

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<v Speaker 2>people get sick. See, be a man knows everything.

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<v Speaker 8>Now wear a mask twenty four seven like some of

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<v Speaker 4>East Boston?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, I'm from Beacon Hill.

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, it's very washy gaze like my next door day.

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<v Speaker 1>They clean up night.

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<v Speaker 4>The clean up area is nice.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah there too. I mean I got Provincetown, but

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<v Speaker 5>He'd be a man. I got some Boston ship for you.

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<v Speaker 5>Uh A Provincetown. That's where I was conceived. It's where

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<v Speaker 2>Entered the world.

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<v Speaker 5>But again right there when it wasn't necessarily a gay area.

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<v Speaker 2>Well it must have been a gay area all.

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<v Speaker 5>Probably Okay, but that's where I was conceived Peetown a little.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, that's a nice place. Pe Town's nice. I've been there,

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<v Speaker 8>you know, guys.

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<v Speaker 2>I actually like the pe Town. It's not that bad.

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<v Speaker 2>It's it's kind of cool at the end of the case,

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<v Speaker 2>like that, right, it's a nice ride out there.

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<v Speaker 4>You get that anyway, you walk that fucking stone jetty, Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>that's pretty nice.

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<v Speaker 2>There you go. All right, it's a few Friday so I, I, uh,

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<v Speaker 5>I was walking up in the middle of the night,

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<v Speaker 5>uh and around three three fifteen because my dog was

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<v Speaker 5>when he needs to, you know, take a dump.

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<v Speaker 2>And then I couldn't go back to bed. So Ron

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<v Speaker 5>Out accurately that I'm a little ornery, I'm a little tired.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a little cranky.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, it's like having a kid having a dog, you know,

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<v Speaker 4>it's tough.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, it's it's like having a kid that never grows up.

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<v Speaker 5>That's the problem. The dog is still a toddler.

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<v Speaker 4>What kind of dog you get, I'll.

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<v Speaker 2>Show you my dog. Don't judge on my dog.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm allergic to regular dogs, so don't judge not being man,

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<v Speaker 5>I'm scared to show you the video of my dog.

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<v Speaker 1>Is dog human here?

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<v Speaker 2>All right? Here?

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<v Speaker 3>Dog the human here? It's an abomination.

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<v Speaker 2>What are you talking about?

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<v Speaker 3>Like, it's not med that dogs are not haveing human here,

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<v Speaker 3>it's God doesn't like it.

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<v Speaker 5>There's no hair in my car, there's no hair on

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<v Speaker 5>my there's no hair on my bed.

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<v Speaker 2>What are you talking?

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<v Speaker 3>I have a serious question. Yeah, because your dog has

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<v Speaker 3>human here. When your dog gets wet, does it still

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<v Speaker 3>smell like dog?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes?

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, I'm gonna lead to my next few and that

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<v Speaker 5>has something to do with my dog.

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<v Speaker 2>But for be a man. Here's my dog. Here's my dog.

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<v Speaker 8>It's Doggy Stern Robin and he meaning between the last

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<v Speaker 8>name and your old apisarvery back in the day.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh well, no, my dog was imitating Howard Stern.

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<v Speaker 5>He decided and imitated Howard Stern, so I was calling

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<v Speaker 5>him Doggy Stern.

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<v Speaker 1>I have a quick question about your dog.

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<v Speaker 3>I just noticed the front of your dog, like the

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<v Speaker 3>whiskers are like brownish? Is that the real color? Is

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<v Speaker 3>that just from like your dog being dirty?

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<v Speaker 5>No, he was eating some fucking deer or something, and

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<v Speaker 5>that was the blood that was still on his ship.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't let that dog fool you. It'll it'll It'll take

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<v Speaker 2>you out, Rod, It'll take you out.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh really, you know, I don't want to I don't

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<v Speaker 3>want to talk about behind the scenes stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>But didn't your dog have to go back.

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<v Speaker 3>To the emergencive room because I had a toenail problem.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, yesterday we went back for the update.

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<v Speaker 2>His toe's doing well, we're not gonna have to chop

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<v Speaker 2>it off. But but I.

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<v Speaker 5>Got hammered for another two hundred dollars because, uh, my

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<v Speaker 5>dog's uh what is it called an anal sack got

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<v Speaker 5>to be blown out.

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<v Speaker 9>Yesterday they squeezed the ass out, I know, the fucking

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<v Speaker 9>worst smell in.

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<v Speaker 5>The worlds So the dog was smelling pretty bad. He

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<v Speaker 5>had a pretty decent ear infection because he's going in

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<v Speaker 5>the ocean.

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<v Speaker 2>And also his ass smelled like horrendous.

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<v Speaker 5>Uh probably probably smelled like Pete Town in late August,

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<v Speaker 5>let's just put it that way.

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<v Speaker 2>Is that a good reference? I don't know.

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<v Speaker 5>But I got hammered for two hundred dollars because the

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<v Speaker 5>event's like, oh yeah, we got to blow out his

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<v Speaker 5>anal sacks, and when they took the dog out of

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<v Speaker 5>the room to go into another room, all we heard was,

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<v Speaker 5>oh my god, so we knew it was bad.

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<v Speaker 4>In the Hampton's two hundred bucks and bath form a vet.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh no, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, let me tell

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<v Speaker 5>you something.

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<v Speaker 2>Be a man. I have a vet out here that

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<v Speaker 2>is way cheaper than the city.

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<v Speaker 5>The cities where they hammer you that same teach you

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<v Speaker 5>would have been five six hundred dollars and said, no problem.

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<v Speaker 3>That's funny. You guys have been the peak time, right.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you ever go to the bar called blow up

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<v Speaker 3>your antle Sack?

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<v Speaker 1>It's funny. There's a bar called blow up your antle Sack.

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<v Speaker 1>It's very popular.

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<v Speaker 4>Just so you know, Ron came out earlier in the show.

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<v Speaker 2>Us we think we're not choose, he said.

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<v Speaker 3>He assumed, anyway, come on, I'm pretty just because I'm pretty, all.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, listen, So enough about me.

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<v Speaker 5>So it's been a while boarding between the the ac

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<v Speaker 5>fight in this house, that dog's antal sack being blown

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<v Speaker 5>out or pinster squeeze, whatever the fuck they do. Dog

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<v Speaker 5>came back in the bets like, oh, he'll start feeling

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<v Speaker 5>a lot better.

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<v Speaker 2>Tomorrow. I'm like, all right, all right, So who else

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<v Speaker 2>has an f you?

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<v Speaker 4>Tony? What do you?

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<v Speaker 2>Tony went ice coffee? What about Ronnie Babes? What do

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<v Speaker 2>you got? Right?

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<v Speaker 3>First of all, just because I have a Lorna Doodle

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<v Speaker 3>doesn't make it doesn't meant I'm gay?

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<v Speaker 4>Right, Um, do you have today? Show us your monk?

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<v Speaker 2>I know, I don't show the monk not to be

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<v Speaker 2>a man. He's got one.

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<v Speaker 1>He's got joke with the evil eyes.

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<v Speaker 2>He got evilized Joe Biden.

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<v Speaker 1>So cutch up the first picture?

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<v Speaker 2>Please, all right, Ron, this is this is Ron's f you.

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<v Speaker 1>This is my first few. Well, my first few was

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<v Speaker 1>grumpy Opie, but well I admit it.

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<v Speaker 4>At leastwish fish.

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<v Speaker 2>That's Ron's picture. He wants everyone to say, well, this.

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<v Speaker 1>Is my first few few. To Kimshi, I don't know what.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know what the fuck it is. I don't

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<v Speaker 3>like the way it looks. I don't like the way

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<v Speaker 3>it sounds. Dude, it looks like placenta.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>Everyone talks about it. It's all the hippies. It looks discussed.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what it is?

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<v Speaker 1>What's mormented cabbage?

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<v Speaker 2>Can you say?

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<v Speaker 1>Bino?

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<v Speaker 2>Ron this wrong picture. I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 5>This is a picture of my dog's anal sack exactly exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>Have some kim to meet you.

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<v Speaker 3>What out of the fu kimchi? Everyone's so healthy. It

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<v Speaker 3>looks like placenta.

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<v Speaker 4>That was bunny blues vagina. Yeah, well, remember earlier on

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<v Speaker 4>I said you'll look like a can roll go on bed.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, remember I said earlier you'll never be invited to

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<v Speaker 5>the beach house, and it'll be revealed today.

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<v Speaker 2>That's why right there, My my wife loves the kimchi.

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<v Speaker 1>Really, it was.

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<v Speaker 2>That ship.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, it's like vinegary cabbage. He's right, with a lot

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<v Speaker 5>of spices. It's fermented, I think, fermented like radishes.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Is it supposed to be healthy for you though?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, supposedly it cleans out everything all nice.

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<v Speaker 5>Maybe my dog should have fucking ate that ship so

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<v Speaker 5>I didn't have to get his anal sack blown out.

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<v Speaker 3>Actually they do say kimschi like well helps clear the

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<v Speaker 3>plastic out of your body.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if that's true. Be a man.

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<v Speaker 5>Rod thinks we all have a lot of plastic in

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<v Speaker 5>our but we have at least a table the size

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<v Speaker 5>of a tablespoon of plastic.

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<v Speaker 1>In our head right in our head, Yeah, in our brain.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, supposedly where that be. A man doesn't care.

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<v Speaker 1>He's a man.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't care if he's got microplastic.

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<v Speaker 4>A lot of you get a lot of plastic and

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<v Speaker 4>everything you do.

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<v Speaker 1>Well.

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<v Speaker 3>The truth is every man on earth now has tested

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<v Speaker 3>positive for plastic in their semen.

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<v Speaker 1>Shooting out plastic.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, what tony.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you smoke? No makes me I don't want to

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<v Speaker 4>be happy smoke and joint be miserable.

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<v Speaker 5>I would be pend money. That be a man has

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<v Speaker 5>never had kim chi. I think he's a steak and

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<v Speaker 5>potatoes gag. Right, do you eat anything a little uh,

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<v Speaker 5>let's just say a little foufee?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you enjoy any food?

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<v Speaker 1>Fee?

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<v Speaker 3>Ship?

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<v Speaker 4>Just face fucking food? I mean, Hamburg is a ship,

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<v Speaker 4>you know.

437
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<v Speaker 2>Right, Hamburg's hot dog, steaks, potatoes, that's it.

438
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<v Speaker 3>Right.

439
00:18:05.240 --> 00:18:07.160
<v Speaker 1>He looks like a guy back in the day.

440
00:18:07.279 --> 00:18:10.200
<v Speaker 3>It's like one forty five in the morning, two in

441
00:18:10.279 --> 00:18:13.359
<v Speaker 3>the morning, and he's outside the Child Street jail getting

442
00:18:13.400 --> 00:18:15.039
<v Speaker 3>a buzzy fabulous roast beef.

443
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<v Speaker 1>You remember that? Yeah?

444
00:18:16.480 --> 00:18:18.440
<v Speaker 4>That only five years ago?

445
00:18:18.559 --> 00:18:22.680
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I know, dude, I'm sure you've been there in Boston. No,

446
00:18:22.880 --> 00:18:25.519
<v Speaker 3>I'm here in New York City. Now okay, yeah, no

447
00:18:25.599 --> 00:18:28.200
<v Speaker 3>about for Beacon Hill. I went to Northeastern. Now I

448
00:18:28.319 --> 00:18:30.359
<v Speaker 3>do this big radio show in New York City.

449
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<v Speaker 5>Well, well yeah we're yeah, we're on the way up

450
00:18:35.039 --> 00:18:36.559
<v Speaker 5>for sure, for sure.

451
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<v Speaker 2>Be a man, you got in that few any f you?

452
00:18:39.200 --> 00:18:41.279
<v Speaker 3>I have another question for beer man. Hey, do you

453
00:18:41.400 --> 00:18:44.039
<v Speaker 3>remember a bar on child Street called the Beacon Hill Pub?

454
00:18:44.640 --> 00:18:44.839
<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

455
00:18:45.359 --> 00:18:48.279
<v Speaker 1>My father. I don't know if my father used to

456
00:18:48.319 --> 00:18:50.119
<v Speaker 1>own that, which is on the bottom of Beacon Hill.

457
00:18:50.480 --> 00:18:50.720
<v Speaker 4>Nice.

458
00:18:51.000 --> 00:18:52.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I know he owned that one too.

459
00:18:53.160 --> 00:18:55.920
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the BHP, the BHP, you own that for a

460
00:18:55.960 --> 00:18:57.079
<v Speaker 1>little He owned that for a little bit.

461
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<v Speaker 2>Oh I should I should explain. Sorry, be a man

462
00:19:00.079 --> 00:19:01.599
<v Speaker 2>like I just assume you know everybody.

463
00:19:01.680 --> 00:19:06.759
<v Speaker 5>So Ron's backstory, Uh, his mom left his father to

464
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<v Speaker 5>become a lesbian.

465
00:19:07.720 --> 00:19:11.519
<v Speaker 2>She might live in Pee Town. And uh Ron's father

466
00:19:11.720 --> 00:19:13.440
<v Speaker 2>was mobbed up in the Jewish mob.

467
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<v Speaker 3>Uh.

468
00:19:14.079 --> 00:19:15.759
<v Speaker 2>And he was over five hundred pounds and lost his

469
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<v Speaker 2>legs to diabetes.

470
00:19:17.440 --> 00:19:19.559
<v Speaker 5>And Ron has an uncle that was kind of thrown

471
00:19:19.599 --> 00:19:21.960
<v Speaker 5>out of the car on the mass Turnpike and that

472
00:19:22.319 --> 00:19:23.279
<v Speaker 5>and that was his demise.

473
00:19:23.440 --> 00:19:26.200
<v Speaker 2>He might have been he might have been money.

474
00:19:26.519 --> 00:19:30.680
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, No, he was my uncle was a Israeli Special

475
00:19:30.720 --> 00:19:34.319
<v Speaker 3>Force Russian Israeli. Uh wasn't a fourcer for the Boston

476
00:19:34.680 --> 00:19:37.359
<v Speaker 3>for the Boston Mob, for the for the Jewish Mob

477
00:19:37.400 --> 00:19:40.680
<v Speaker 3>in Boston. And they think he had a seven, you know,

478
00:19:41.519 --> 00:19:44.119
<v Speaker 3>under his belt. And he was in and out of

479
00:19:44.240 --> 00:19:47.160
<v Speaker 3>walpolest Date Prison, which is the maxim security prison master.

480
00:19:47.400 --> 00:19:49.279
<v Speaker 3>He was in and out of walpoles Date Prison a

481
00:19:49.400 --> 00:19:54.640
<v Speaker 3>total of almost seventeen years. And he hurt somebody he

482
00:19:54.759 --> 00:19:57.240
<v Speaker 3>wasn't supposed to hurt. He hurt like a may guy

483
00:19:57.480 --> 00:20:00.880
<v Speaker 3>something like that. And he even I would keep it vague.

484
00:20:00.920 --> 00:20:02.759
<v Speaker 8>The last couple of months, the biggest, one of the

485
00:20:02.799 --> 00:20:04.799
<v Speaker 8>biggest bookies back in the day dark something.

486
00:20:05.160 --> 00:20:07.920
<v Speaker 4>He just died. He was like ninety eight years old. Yeah,

487
00:20:08.440 --> 00:20:10.160
<v Speaker 4>so he probably knew your maybe.

488
00:20:11.119 --> 00:20:13.599
<v Speaker 1>So he was in the back of a Cadillac Cadillac

489
00:20:13.680 --> 00:20:14.680
<v Speaker 1>invertible on uh.

490
00:20:15.039 --> 00:20:17.880
<v Speaker 3>I think it was I ninety five and uh and

491
00:20:18.279 --> 00:20:21.200
<v Speaker 3>uh they poked him in the back seat and then

492
00:20:21.680 --> 00:20:23.799
<v Speaker 3>kicked him out onto the highway and then he got

493
00:20:23.839 --> 00:20:24.359
<v Speaker 3>run over.

494
00:20:26.240 --> 00:20:28.359
<v Speaker 4>You know something. So it's like I want to go out.

495
00:20:28.440 --> 00:20:29.480
<v Speaker 4>I want to go out like that.

496
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<v Speaker 5>By the way, I don't know Yeah what no, sorry,

497
00:20:32.839 --> 00:20:34.599
<v Speaker 5>go ahead say Tony gets the annoy too.

498
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<v Speaker 2>Thank you, Tony. I'm not not just saying it's like

499
00:20:36.599 --> 00:20:38.000
<v Speaker 2>you know you.

500
00:20:38.079 --> 00:20:40.000
<v Speaker 6>Hears my f you, My f you was the people

501
00:20:40.039 --> 00:20:42.160
<v Speaker 6>who are fucking trying to be healthy and live a

502
00:20:42.200 --> 00:20:42.759
<v Speaker 6>longer life.

503
00:20:43.200 --> 00:20:45.960
<v Speaker 4>For what purpose? For what purpose? So you could die?

504
00:20:46.119 --> 00:20:48.920
<v Speaker 6>Flow the fuck, bro. I want to be fucking like

505
00:20:49.039 --> 00:20:50.759
<v Speaker 6>stand like is own. I just want to be stamped

506
00:20:50.759 --> 00:20:52.799
<v Speaker 6>and thrown out. I want to die like the diet

507
00:20:52.880 --> 00:20:57.240
<v Speaker 6>fucking dulphin number Dalton the fucking uh fuck with it whatever, man,

508
00:20:58.000 --> 00:20:58.279
<v Speaker 6>get the.

509
00:20:58.279 --> 00:20:58.920
<v Speaker 4>Name of that movie.

510
00:20:59.240 --> 00:21:03.119
<v Speaker 1>Tony wants to die violently. I think that's what he's saying.

511
00:21:03.480 --> 00:21:05.200
<v Speaker 4>I want to go out like the guy in Roadhouse,

512
00:21:05.240 --> 00:21:06.920
<v Speaker 4>but a fucking nice stopping me in a note?

513
00:21:07.759 --> 00:21:08.440
<v Speaker 2>No what all?

514
00:21:08.519 --> 00:21:12.559
<v Speaker 1>You go out like in Shark Nado, like a Shark

515
00:21:12.640 --> 00:21:13.480
<v Speaker 1>Nado death. Give me what.

516
00:21:13.519 --> 00:21:15.440
<v Speaker 4>I'm the only person that's never seen it, and my

517
00:21:15.480 --> 00:21:16.839
<v Speaker 4>wife's a huge fan of sharks.

518
00:21:17.039 --> 00:21:17.680
<v Speaker 1>Can I can?

519
00:21:17.720 --> 00:21:18.000
<v Speaker 4>I say?

520
00:21:18.480 --> 00:21:20.599
<v Speaker 3>I was flipping through the television and I see the

521
00:21:20.640 --> 00:21:23.279
<v Speaker 3>guy from nine o two and oh Ian or Zan

522
00:21:24.400 --> 00:21:25.920
<v Speaker 3>who stars in it, and I'm like, oh wait, but

523
00:21:26.000 --> 00:21:27.720
<v Speaker 3>I think that's that stupid Shark Knight a movie.

524
00:21:28.160 --> 00:21:31.200
<v Speaker 1>It's so bad it's good, and I think that's the point.

525
00:21:31.400 --> 00:21:32.440
<v Speaker 1>It's so camping and.

526
00:21:32.480 --> 00:21:34.839
<v Speaker 3>All of a sudden there's like there's all these fucking

527
00:21:34.960 --> 00:21:36.759
<v Speaker 3>stars getting killed on it.

528
00:21:37.119 --> 00:21:40.319
<v Speaker 4>Of course that's the that isn't the guy dead? There

529
00:21:40.359 --> 00:21:42.000
<v Speaker 4>was a nine two oh star.

530
00:21:42.519 --> 00:21:46.359
<v Speaker 2>Probably yeah, they luke. Yeah, we lost a couple of guys.

531
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<v Speaker 5>But of course Sharknado is supposed to be horribly bad

532
00:21:49.200 --> 00:21:49.920
<v Speaker 5>to the point it's good.

533
00:21:50.160 --> 00:21:51.759
<v Speaker 1>I didn't know that. I was like, oh my god,

534
00:21:51.839 --> 00:21:52.839
<v Speaker 1>it's so bad. It's good.

535
00:21:53.920 --> 00:21:55.240
<v Speaker 4>Are they hot chicks in that movie?

536
00:21:55.960 --> 00:21:56.079
<v Speaker 5>Uh?

537
00:21:56.200 --> 00:21:56.440
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

538
00:21:57.000 --> 00:21:58.599
<v Speaker 4>And then you know how I know Ron is gay

539
00:21:59.480 --> 00:22:01.720
<v Speaker 4>because he shouldn't have one guy that was in the movie.

540
00:22:01.799 --> 00:22:08.279
<v Speaker 1>Well right to hope you get your wish Tony and

541
00:22:08.319 --> 00:22:09.400
<v Speaker 1>have a violent death.

542
00:22:12.559 --> 00:22:14.359
<v Speaker 2>And sharks every few years.

543
00:22:14.400 --> 00:22:16.359
<v Speaker 5>You want to come out Miles that will throw you

544
00:22:16.359 --> 00:22:18.440
<v Speaker 5>in as Chong that that's a great way to.

545
00:22:18.480 --> 00:22:20.920
<v Speaker 1>Go out, opink. I want to give you some I

546
00:22:20.960 --> 00:22:22.079
<v Speaker 1>want to give you some reference.

547
00:22:22.519 --> 00:22:26.160
<v Speaker 3>So the guy my uncle, yeah, makes she's a pusni Yeah,

548
00:22:26.400 --> 00:22:28.720
<v Speaker 3>just to give you a reference so you understand the

549
00:22:28.880 --> 00:22:32.279
<v Speaker 3>dynamic of how fucked up my family is. His wife

550
00:22:33.279 --> 00:22:37.880
<v Speaker 3>is the narcissist. You understand that that was her husband.

551
00:22:38.119 --> 00:22:40.400
<v Speaker 3>So that's what like my cousin had to go through.

552
00:22:41.200 --> 00:22:43.680
<v Speaker 3>Can you imagine how anyway, so just now you understand

553
00:22:43.720 --> 00:22:44.559
<v Speaker 3>the dynamic.

554
00:22:44.480 --> 00:22:49.880
<v Speaker 5>A man is that uh Ron's narcissistic u aunt died,

555
00:22:50.160 --> 00:22:52.559
<v Speaker 5>and then they illegally try to throw the ashes in.

556
00:22:52.720 --> 00:22:55.079
<v Speaker 2>Oh, he would know the pond, A man would know

557
00:22:55.119 --> 00:22:56.440
<v Speaker 2>the pond, you know.

558
00:22:56.519 --> 00:22:59.359
<v Speaker 3>The big like lake and Brocked my my father's side

559
00:22:59.359 --> 00:23:01.559
<v Speaker 3>of filming from and you know that big fucking like

560
00:23:02.000 --> 00:23:03.519
<v Speaker 3>lake in Brockton.

561
00:23:03.960 --> 00:23:05.000
<v Speaker 1>You can drive around it.

562
00:23:06.000 --> 00:23:07.279
<v Speaker 4>I'm not that familiar with Brockton.

563
00:23:07.400 --> 00:23:09.559
<v Speaker 5>Oh okay, yeah, all right, But so they try to

564
00:23:09.640 --> 00:23:12.519
<v Speaker 5>dump his aunt's ashes in there illegally, and then it

565
00:23:12.640 --> 00:23:14.240
<v Speaker 5>just kind of turned it to mud on the side

566
00:23:14.240 --> 00:23:14.960
<v Speaker 5>of the fucking corn.

567
00:23:15.039 --> 00:23:17.960
<v Speaker 3>And you're not allowed to dump dead. You're not allowed

568
00:23:18.000 --> 00:23:19.799
<v Speaker 3>to like dump batches into a state pod.

569
00:23:19.920 --> 00:23:22.359
<v Speaker 5>And then and then they all had like basically Ron's

570
00:23:22.359 --> 00:23:24.279
<v Speaker 5>aunt on the bottom of their shoes as they got

571
00:23:24.359 --> 00:23:26.839
<v Speaker 5>back into cars. And then, uh, you know, somebody was

572
00:23:26.880 --> 00:23:29.240
<v Speaker 5>really pissed off that they had muddy shoes and not

573
00:23:29.640 --> 00:23:31.720
<v Speaker 5>not thinking that it's actually their aunt on the bottom

574
00:23:31.720 --> 00:23:33.039
<v Speaker 5>of their shoes as they were getting.

575
00:23:32.799 --> 00:23:34.599
<v Speaker 3>Back into the nice car, not like in the movies.

576
00:23:34.680 --> 00:23:38.839
<v Speaker 3>It just kind of like started cementing. I was like, eh,

577
00:23:38.960 --> 00:23:41.160
<v Speaker 3>that's that's not how it does in the movies. And

578
00:23:41.279 --> 00:23:44.880
<v Speaker 3>by the way, when I say narcissist, right, she said

579
00:23:44.920 --> 00:23:48.720
<v Speaker 3>goodbye goodbye on Thanksgiving on purpose.

580
00:23:49.039 --> 00:23:51.160
<v Speaker 1>That's a narcissist. All right. We don't need to dig it,

581
00:23:51.920 --> 00:23:52.039
<v Speaker 1>you know.

582
00:23:53.640 --> 00:23:55.240
<v Speaker 2>I'm just trying to give be a Man a little

583
00:23:55.359 --> 00:23:57.359
<v Speaker 2>like back history of you. That's it, that's it, all right.

584
00:23:59.000 --> 00:24:03.039
<v Speaker 1>Be a Man must have a nephew talking it real.

585
00:24:03.480 --> 00:24:06.559
<v Speaker 5>You try to talk five times during your rant, he

586
00:24:07.000 --> 00:24:09.559
<v Speaker 5>was talking as you were saying that he might have something.

587
00:24:09.319 --> 00:24:10.920
<v Speaker 1>I didn't hear. He's a he's a low talker.

588
00:24:11.599 --> 00:24:12.519
<v Speaker 2>I ain't a low talker.

589
00:24:13.119 --> 00:24:15.720
<v Speaker 4>II being Man, Sorry, no problem at this time.

590
00:24:15.799 --> 00:24:18.839
<v Speaker 8>He hate people seeing people's feet and sandals, like guys

591
00:24:18.920 --> 00:24:19.960
<v Speaker 8>dirty feet and sandals.

592
00:24:22.759 --> 00:24:24.920
<v Speaker 2>Wait, doesn't that go against your brand? I thought, like

593
00:24:25.160 --> 00:24:27.119
<v Speaker 2>I thought you would be the the you know who

594
00:24:27.160 --> 00:24:28.440
<v Speaker 2>gets a ship where your toes look.

595
00:24:28.440 --> 00:24:33.039
<v Speaker 4>Like be a many Huh. I'm gonna never show your

596
00:24:33.039 --> 00:24:34.240
<v Speaker 4>feet in public, guy being man.

597
00:24:34.480 --> 00:24:37.319
<v Speaker 2>Oh wow, really you can't hang out with me either. Man.

598
00:24:38.480 --> 00:24:42.200
<v Speaker 2>I got a big toe that looks like a free though. Yeah,

599
00:24:42.559 --> 00:24:43.720
<v Speaker 2>it looks like a one.

600
00:24:43.799 --> 00:24:45.079
<v Speaker 4>My daughter calls a peanut shell.

601
00:24:46.400 --> 00:24:49.000
<v Speaker 6>Man, you guys are horrible. Man, Mike, toes are nice.

602
00:24:49.039 --> 00:24:50.039
<v Speaker 6>I got nice looking toes.

603
00:24:50.960 --> 00:24:53.799
<v Speaker 3>You get manicured. You posted on social media. You're on

604
00:24:53.880 --> 00:24:56.799
<v Speaker 3>the white getting the getting the pinkies painted. Uh you

605
00:24:56.880 --> 00:24:58.759
<v Speaker 3>know the same color?

606
00:24:59.599 --> 00:24:59.720
<v Speaker 2>Uh.

607
00:25:00.000 --> 00:25:02.039
<v Speaker 3>By the way I have it, I can talk be

608
00:25:02.119 --> 00:25:05.039
<v Speaker 3>a man's f you. All right, here's I'll top it.

609
00:25:05.720 --> 00:25:08.640
<v Speaker 3>I'll take this. I'll take sandals with with the toes.

610
00:25:08.880 --> 00:25:10.680
<v Speaker 3>Here's my few sandals with socks.

611
00:25:11.440 --> 00:25:14.640
<v Speaker 1>Ship. That looks ridiculous.

612
00:25:16.319 --> 00:25:17.799
<v Speaker 4>There's a lot of that in Boston, you know, for

613
00:25:17.880 --> 00:25:18.319
<v Speaker 4>the soccer.

614
00:25:18.799 --> 00:25:21.640
<v Speaker 2>Right, there's a lot going on in Boston, like sandals

615
00:25:21.680 --> 00:25:22.119
<v Speaker 2>of socks.

616
00:25:22.640 --> 00:25:23.400
<v Speaker 1>Dude, I don't get it.

617
00:25:23.880 --> 00:25:24.480
<v Speaker 2>I don't get it.

618
00:25:24.519 --> 00:25:25.319
<v Speaker 1>I don't get it.

619
00:25:25.599 --> 00:25:28.279
<v Speaker 5>Run run my next My next few is to you

620
00:25:28.400 --> 00:25:30.759
<v Speaker 5>because I don't give a ship. I'll wear socks because

621
00:25:30.759 --> 00:25:32.799
<v Speaker 5>the fucking a c and these joints. So I'll put

622
00:25:32.880 --> 00:25:36.279
<v Speaker 5>socks on you do. I don't give a crap. You're

623
00:25:36.400 --> 00:25:38.119
<v Speaker 5>one of them, yeah, one of them.

624
00:25:39.359 --> 00:25:39.880
<v Speaker 2>I don't do that.

625
00:25:41.680 --> 00:25:43.839
<v Speaker 1>It looks gay. That's how you know I'm not gay.

626
00:25:44.240 --> 00:25:44.799
<v Speaker 1>It looks gay.

627
00:25:45.640 --> 00:25:48.000
<v Speaker 5>If you don't think about it, it doesn't matter. I

628
00:25:48.079 --> 00:25:50.000
<v Speaker 5>don't care. I don't care if people say, oh, it

629
00:25:50.039 --> 00:25:51.440
<v Speaker 5>looks gay, I don't care. I walk out of the

630
00:25:51.480 --> 00:25:53.720
<v Speaker 5>house with socks on with my sandals, yeah I do.

631
00:25:54.119 --> 00:25:56.359
<v Speaker 3>Every time I see it, I think, Woody Allen, I'm like,

632
00:25:56.480 --> 00:25:58.279
<v Speaker 3>you fucking ridiculous, Woody Allen.

633
00:25:59.279 --> 00:26:01.160
<v Speaker 4>Wood I got a question.

634
00:26:01.319 --> 00:26:03.720
<v Speaker 6>I got a follow up question being man, is are

635
00:26:03.759 --> 00:26:05.799
<v Speaker 6>you allowed to show your feet if you're on vacation,

636
00:26:06.079 --> 00:26:08.319
<v Speaker 6>like if you're in fucking a Dominican Republic or something

637
00:26:08.960 --> 00:26:09.480
<v Speaker 6>on the beach?

638
00:26:09.519 --> 00:26:11.960
<v Speaker 8>I use those fucking uh those footies you know that

639
00:26:12.039 --> 00:26:15.319
<v Speaker 8>they call on footies or whatever they do, the awkward shoes, right,

640
00:26:16.640 --> 00:26:18.880
<v Speaker 8>that's never I hate the fail on the sand on

641
00:26:19.000 --> 00:26:19.640
<v Speaker 8>my fucking feet.

642
00:26:19.759 --> 00:26:22.799
<v Speaker 4>Tris me crazy, man, This is off brand.

643
00:26:22.920 --> 00:26:24.079
<v Speaker 2>Man, I'm telling you, be a man.

644
00:26:24.519 --> 00:26:26.799
<v Speaker 4>That's no way to live. That's no way to live.

645
00:26:26.960 --> 00:26:33.160
<v Speaker 2>I don't wear water shoes and all the time that hurts.

646
00:26:33.279 --> 00:26:35.200
<v Speaker 4>You never know what you're stepping on. Nowadays, I know

647
00:26:36.039 --> 00:26:37.759
<v Speaker 4>a man while you're a drummaphallic.

648
00:26:38.039 --> 00:26:38.440
<v Speaker 5>I got you.

649
00:26:38.839 --> 00:26:42.839
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I hear open toad shoes are men?

650
00:26:42.960 --> 00:26:43.240
<v Speaker 1>All right?

651
00:26:43.319 --> 00:26:45.240
<v Speaker 5>Well we got this coming in open toad shoes, A

652
00:26:45.279 --> 00:26:47.200
<v Speaker 5>man is gay and disgusting, all right?

653
00:26:47.519 --> 00:26:49.480
<v Speaker 2>Whatever, I hope I bother you, because I don't give

654
00:26:49.480 --> 00:26:49.839
<v Speaker 2>a ship.

655
00:26:52.279 --> 00:26:55.079
<v Speaker 6>If you meet a guy with open those shoes, he

656
00:26:55.319 --> 00:27:00.920
<v Speaker 6>is probably what you might call it very uh non violent,

657
00:27:02.319 --> 00:27:06.160
<v Speaker 6>non violent person. Like you want to test open shoes, bro, You.

658
00:27:06.160 --> 00:27:09.000
<v Speaker 2>Want to test that theory, Tony, Yeah, I want to

659
00:27:09.039 --> 00:27:09.319
<v Speaker 2>test that.

660
00:27:09.839 --> 00:27:11.599
<v Speaker 4>I didn't test that theory, Brian. I haven't told you

661
00:27:11.680 --> 00:27:12.640
<v Speaker 4>the story of what happened to me.

662
00:27:13.079 --> 00:27:13.799
<v Speaker 2>I know, gohad.

663
00:27:14.119 --> 00:27:15.680
<v Speaker 6>I had flip flops on and I went to the

664
00:27:15.720 --> 00:27:17.960
<v Speaker 6>pet cot and I was just taking my dog to

665
00:27:18.039 --> 00:27:19.880
<v Speaker 6>get you know, fucking groomed.

666
00:27:20.079 --> 00:27:22.160
<v Speaker 4>But the grooming was closed. So then I went to

667
00:27:22.240 --> 00:27:24.480
<v Speaker 4>the other line, and in between my dog took a piss.

668
00:27:24.759 --> 00:27:26.279
<v Speaker 4>Long story short, there was a lot of piss.

669
00:27:26.519 --> 00:27:28.160
<v Speaker 6>The manager came over to me. He told me, you

670
00:27:28.200 --> 00:27:30.400
<v Speaker 6>gotta clean up that piss. Then the groomer was there,

671
00:27:30.440 --> 00:27:32.359
<v Speaker 6>so I went to the groomer and then somebody yelled

672
00:27:32.359 --> 00:27:33.720
<v Speaker 6>at me, sir, you gotta come clean.

673
00:27:33.680 --> 00:27:35.640
<v Speaker 4>Up that piss. And I got fucking pissed. So I

674
00:27:35.720 --> 00:27:37.279
<v Speaker 4>cleaned up the piss. I fuck, I had a big

675
00:27:37.319 --> 00:27:38.799
<v Speaker 4>thing a piss. There was piss ring.

676
00:27:38.640 --> 00:27:41.400
<v Speaker 6>Out my elbow. I went outside and I said, this

677
00:27:41.559 --> 00:27:45.839
<v Speaker 6>place could suck my dick. Oh the guy was mad, Bro,

678
00:27:46.039 --> 00:27:47.119
<v Speaker 6>never say that to a black guy.

679
00:27:47.200 --> 00:27:49.559
<v Speaker 4>That kid ran at me. I had fucking flip flops on,

680
00:27:49.720 --> 00:27:51.319
<v Speaker 4>I had my dog and he's like, what you say

681
00:27:51.359 --> 00:27:51.480
<v Speaker 4>to me?

682
00:27:51.559 --> 00:27:51.720
<v Speaker 6>Mad?

683
00:27:51.759 --> 00:27:53.359
<v Speaker 4>What'd you say to me? Because I don't give a

684
00:27:53.400 --> 00:27:55.359
<v Speaker 4>fuck about this job. This is my last day here.

685
00:27:55.400 --> 00:27:57.359
<v Speaker 4>I'm gonna beat class. I said, yeah, yeah, come on,

686
00:27:57.480 --> 00:27:59.000
<v Speaker 4>come on, give me one second, let me put my

687
00:27:59.119 --> 00:27:59.559
<v Speaker 4>dog away.

688
00:28:00.279 --> 00:28:02.240
<v Speaker 6>To put my dog away, and I got in the

689
00:28:02.279 --> 00:28:06.119
<v Speaker 6>car and I fucking took I'm not gonna fight a

690
00:28:06.160 --> 00:28:08.079
<v Speaker 6>guy with open those shoes. Bro, you out of your

691
00:28:08.119 --> 00:28:08.720
<v Speaker 6>fucking mind.

692
00:28:10.119 --> 00:28:12.079
<v Speaker 4>That one shot they step under you go down.

693
00:28:12.440 --> 00:28:14.839
<v Speaker 2>Why are you mad because your dog pete all over

694
00:28:14.880 --> 00:28:15.640
<v Speaker 2>their store? Though?

695
00:28:16.039 --> 00:28:18.359
<v Speaker 6>No, they were mad at I was cleaning up the

696
00:28:18.480 --> 00:28:20.559
<v Speaker 6>piss and I had to walk away to bring her

697
00:28:20.599 --> 00:28:21.119
<v Speaker 6>to the gloomer.

698
00:28:21.160 --> 00:28:23.559
<v Speaker 4>I was gonna go back and clean up the piss, right,

699
00:28:24.319 --> 00:28:27.799
<v Speaker 4>But the fact that you guys owned a pet co.

700
00:28:27.960 --> 00:28:29.960
<v Speaker 6>It's called pet Co. There's dogs that were around there.

701
00:28:30.039 --> 00:28:32.519
<v Speaker 6>These guys weren't prepared for piss. They throw me a

702
00:28:32.599 --> 00:28:35.279
<v Speaker 6>roll of fucking shitty papers. They're like, yeah, clean this up,

703
00:28:35.359 --> 00:28:37.039
<v Speaker 6>give me a fucking mop, give me a bucket, let

704
00:28:37.079 --> 00:28:37.640
<v Speaker 6>me clean it up.

705
00:28:37.680 --> 00:28:38.119
<v Speaker 2>Like a man.

706
00:28:38.400 --> 00:28:39.519
<v Speaker 4>Now, they're a fucking animal.

707
00:28:39.839 --> 00:28:40.440
<v Speaker 2>They're prepared.

708
00:28:40.519 --> 00:28:43.480
<v Speaker 5>Actually, my dog actually had had a little little pee

709
00:28:43.559 --> 00:28:45.559
<v Speaker 5>in one of those stores, and I was like, oh

710
00:28:45.640 --> 00:28:48.640
<v Speaker 5>my god, I'm really sorry, and and the defeated worker

711
00:28:48.720 --> 00:28:50.839
<v Speaker 5>looked at me and said, it happens.

712
00:28:50.559 --> 00:28:53.240
<v Speaker 2>All the time, and and she cleaned it up. I'm like,

713
00:28:53.279 --> 00:28:54.039
<v Speaker 2>I'll clean it up.

714
00:28:54.440 --> 00:28:57.000
<v Speaker 4>But I felt bad. Were you in the Upper West Side?

715
00:28:57.240 --> 00:28:59.119
<v Speaker 4>Were you it happens?

716
00:28:59.359 --> 00:28:59.960
<v Speaker 2>I was out here.

717
00:29:00.200 --> 00:29:02.759
<v Speaker 5>But the fact is everyone brings their dogs into those stores,

718
00:29:02.759 --> 00:29:05.000
<v Speaker 5>so there's there's smells all over the place for these dogs,

719
00:29:05.039 --> 00:29:06.759
<v Speaker 5>and they can't they can't help themselves.

720
00:29:06.920 --> 00:29:09.160
<v Speaker 6>I'm just trying to tell you the service. The service

721
00:29:09.279 --> 00:29:11.720
<v Speaker 6>is different when you're in the Bronx right as opposed

722
00:29:11.720 --> 00:29:12.680
<v Speaker 6>to when you're in the Hamptons.

723
00:29:12.720 --> 00:29:13.599
<v Speaker 4>You get different service.

724
00:29:14.359 --> 00:29:17.759
<v Speaker 3>Yo man, cut off that pitch hockey motherfucker.

725
00:29:18.079 --> 00:29:19.839
<v Speaker 4>No, I got got mad at me, bro He got mad.

726
00:29:19.880 --> 00:29:20.799
<v Speaker 4>He wanted to kill me.

727
00:29:21.079 --> 00:29:23.000
<v Speaker 6>His coworker came up to me, he was like, yo, man,

728
00:29:23.039 --> 00:29:24.559
<v Speaker 6>it's his last day. This guy don't give a ship.

729
00:29:24.599 --> 00:29:26.599
<v Speaker 4>You better get your cat. Fucking really.

730
00:29:28.400 --> 00:29:32.400
<v Speaker 1>Was he was, he big, No, you flip.

731
00:29:33.000 --> 00:29:34.960
<v Speaker 4>You're not fighting anybody with a flip. Flop. All they

732
00:29:34.960 --> 00:29:37.559
<v Speaker 4>got to do is stop your throwing you down. You

733
00:29:39.079 --> 00:29:40.880
<v Speaker 4>should break your feet.

734
00:29:41.119 --> 00:29:42.640
<v Speaker 5>Yeah you should, said, give me a moment to put

735
00:29:42.680 --> 00:29:44.000
<v Speaker 5>on regular shoes and then I'll fight you.

736
00:29:44.319 --> 00:29:47.480
<v Speaker 4>I didn't have them. I mean I could have went barefoot.

737
00:29:48.240 --> 00:29:49.160
<v Speaker 2>I got another FU.

738
00:29:49.319 --> 00:29:53.519
<v Speaker 5>It's to Tony p what because I can't be I

739
00:29:53.599 --> 00:29:56.000
<v Speaker 5>can't pull off the the shirt with no sleeves.

740
00:29:56.039 --> 00:29:58.279
<v Speaker 2>Look, it pisses me off that I can't pull it off.

741
00:29:58.880 --> 00:30:00.400
<v Speaker 1>Bro, can you pull off that? Look?

742
00:30:00.440 --> 00:30:00.839
<v Speaker 5>Being man?

743
00:30:01.079 --> 00:30:03.920
<v Speaker 2>Of course you can't go no sleeves.

744
00:30:04.039 --> 00:30:05.920
<v Speaker 1>Hope. He wants to know if you got guns? You

745
00:30:06.000 --> 00:30:10.319
<v Speaker 1>got guns? All right? All right a little bit.

746
00:30:10.640 --> 00:30:12.200
<v Speaker 5>I look like an idiot if I put a shirt

747
00:30:12.200 --> 00:30:14.079
<v Speaker 5>on with no sleeves, I can't pull that ship off.

748
00:30:14.160 --> 00:30:18.440
<v Speaker 4>So fuck you list for rubbing feminine? You got feminine features?

749
00:30:18.960 --> 00:30:20.480
<v Speaker 2>This hot?

750
00:30:20.559 --> 00:30:20.680
<v Speaker 5>Now?

751
00:30:21.319 --> 00:30:21.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

752
00:30:22.519 --> 00:30:24.960
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, yeah, just go shirtless. At that point, I agree

753
00:30:25.000 --> 00:30:26.880
<v Speaker 5>with you. We went shirtless last week on this thing.

754
00:30:28.200 --> 00:30:30.200
<v Speaker 5>You don't know you well enough to do a shirtless show.

755
00:30:30.440 --> 00:30:31.759
<v Speaker 2>Be a man. I think being a man.

756
00:30:32.079 --> 00:30:34.160
<v Speaker 5>Be a man's in Shaka because of the FU show.

757
00:30:34.200 --> 00:30:35.960
<v Speaker 5>It gets a little, it gets a little like green here.

758
00:30:37.480 --> 00:30:40.079
<v Speaker 4>No, it's fine. I got another few yes at the

759
00:30:40.160 --> 00:30:42.480
<v Speaker 4>airport last week, and I see this big guy like

760
00:30:42.599 --> 00:30:45.799
<v Speaker 4>my size pulling a little fucking suitcase.

761
00:30:45.400 --> 00:30:50.319
<v Speaker 2>Like this big right thing. Thank you, thank you. I'm

762
00:30:50.359 --> 00:30:50.599
<v Speaker 2>with you.

763
00:30:51.000 --> 00:30:53.359
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's just fucking I don't know me. It doesn't

764
00:30:53.359 --> 00:30:53.680
<v Speaker 4>look good.

765
00:30:53.839 --> 00:30:54.119
<v Speaker 2>I don't.

766
00:30:54.160 --> 00:30:55.680
<v Speaker 4>I don't strap it onto yourself.

767
00:30:55.880 --> 00:30:58.400
<v Speaker 2>Don't show that man bag again. Please don't show it.

768
00:30:58.519 --> 00:30:59.440
<v Speaker 4>Bigger than the last one.

769
00:31:00.960 --> 00:31:03.640
<v Speaker 1>That's what the fucking Europeans were when they come here.

770
00:31:04.039 --> 00:31:04.799
<v Speaker 1>They got it strive.

771
00:31:04.839 --> 00:31:06.759
<v Speaker 3>It looks like they it looks like it looks like

772
00:31:06.839 --> 00:31:09.359
<v Speaker 3>they're on like thealysis, and they got the little machine

773
00:31:09.359 --> 00:31:11.920
<v Speaker 3>in that fucking bag so they can stay alive. That's

774
00:31:11.960 --> 00:31:14.720
<v Speaker 3>what it looks like to me. There it's a medical bag.

775
00:31:15.480 --> 00:31:17.039
<v Speaker 5>I said, I want to go back to be a man,

776
00:31:17.079 --> 00:31:19.599
<v Speaker 5>though I don't. I don't do the rolling suitcases. No,

777
00:31:20.119 --> 00:31:22.000
<v Speaker 5>you got to sweat it out on the airport. We

778
00:31:22.079 --> 00:31:23.599
<v Speaker 5>got to stop a couple of times and put your

779
00:31:23.640 --> 00:31:26.000
<v Speaker 5>bag on a garbage pail rest a bit to get

780
00:31:26.119 --> 00:31:28.480
<v Speaker 5>ready for the second leg of your trip to your gate.

781
00:31:28.559 --> 00:31:29.400
<v Speaker 2>That's what I do. I don't.

782
00:31:29.400 --> 00:31:29.640
<v Speaker 5>I don't.

783
00:31:29.640 --> 00:31:33.680
<v Speaker 2>I don't roll suitcase. You've never done that. You case

784
00:31:33.720 --> 00:31:34.279
<v Speaker 2>with wheels.

785
00:31:35.880 --> 00:31:38.000
<v Speaker 4>That's what being a man. We have is never will

786
00:31:38.039 --> 00:31:39.400
<v Speaker 4>your suitcase carry it? Be a man.

787
00:31:39.519 --> 00:31:42.279
<v Speaker 8>So I was with this just broad getting her on

788
00:31:42.319 --> 00:31:44.680
<v Speaker 8>a train and she had the suitcase fucking three feet

789
00:31:45.039 --> 00:31:47.200
<v Speaker 8>high and I had to carry it, had to carry

790
00:31:47.200 --> 00:31:48.200
<v Speaker 8>it about a quarter of a mile.

791
00:31:49.359 --> 00:31:49.720
<v Speaker 1>I did it.

792
00:31:50.920 --> 00:31:52.759
<v Speaker 4>We must have waited. I don't know what she had

793
00:31:52.799 --> 00:31:55.440
<v Speaker 4>in the right. It probably did body of something, all right,

794
00:31:55.480 --> 00:31:59.640
<v Speaker 4>but to be black. Did it have wheels? Yeah, no

795
00:31:59.759 --> 00:32:02.279
<v Speaker 4>way I would have pushed that. It was like a

796
00:32:02.359 --> 00:32:03.160
<v Speaker 4>thousand people are.

797
00:32:03.039 --> 00:32:05.240
<v Speaker 5>On well the furthest I go, like, my wife does

798
00:32:05.319 --> 00:32:07.480
<v Speaker 5>have a suitcase with the wheels. So I mean, I

799
00:32:07.759 --> 00:32:11.079
<v Speaker 5>will admit to this. I'll pile up all the other suitcases.

800
00:32:11.200 --> 00:32:14.680
<v Speaker 5>So it's it's still obnoxious and hard to deal with.

801
00:32:14.839 --> 00:32:17.480
<v Speaker 4>Run. I was in Chinatown and I had to carry

802
00:32:17.519 --> 00:32:21.240
<v Speaker 4>from there to South Station to the train. Oh that's yeah,

803
00:32:21.279 --> 00:32:23.119
<v Speaker 4>it's like that's a quarter of a mile probably right.

804
00:32:23.680 --> 00:32:26.119
<v Speaker 2>That's a hall, Yeah, that's a hall.

805
00:32:26.400 --> 00:32:28.319
<v Speaker 4>I was right at the end by the it was

806
00:32:28.519 --> 00:32:29.440
<v Speaker 4>the hot pot.

807
00:32:30.440 --> 00:32:31.799
<v Speaker 1>You were a kind of town. What were you doing

808
00:32:31.880 --> 00:32:34.359
<v Speaker 1>over there? A little uh little boom boom playing some

809
00:32:34.440 --> 00:32:35.240
<v Speaker 1>illegal cards?

810
00:32:35.680 --> 00:32:36.559
<v Speaker 4>I mean there all the time.

811
00:32:38.400 --> 00:32:41.079
<v Speaker 1>My father and once she's a punet. The guy who

812
00:32:41.119 --> 00:32:41.920
<v Speaker 1>got thrown out the car.

813
00:32:42.400 --> 00:32:45.079
<v Speaker 3>They used to like go to Chinatown and like do

814
00:32:45.200 --> 00:32:47.400
<v Speaker 3>the illegal gambling till like three in the morning, three

815
00:32:47.480 --> 00:32:48.039
<v Speaker 3>four in the morning.

816
00:32:48.359 --> 00:32:51.839
<v Speaker 4>Remember that big, big shooting in there years ago? Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,

817
00:32:52.240 --> 00:32:53.519
<v Speaker 4>seven or eight people get killed.

818
00:32:53.440 --> 00:32:55.880
<v Speaker 3>Right yeah, and that's where and that's where you go

819
00:32:55.960 --> 00:32:58.559
<v Speaker 3>to Chinatown if you want to get a boom boom

820
00:32:58.640 --> 00:32:59.640
<v Speaker 3>from a million?

821
00:33:02.559 --> 00:33:06.240
<v Speaker 5>Well, have they cleaned Have they cleaned up the combat

822
00:33:06.319 --> 00:33:09.160
<v Speaker 5>zone like they cleaned up Times Square in New York anymore?

823
00:33:09.319 --> 00:33:12.200
<v Speaker 2>Okay, all right, I remember the combat zone when I looked.

824
00:33:12.519 --> 00:33:13.079
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's what.

825
00:33:13.119 --> 00:33:13.680
<v Speaker 2>We're talking about.

826
00:33:13.720 --> 00:33:17.240
<v Speaker 1>Combat zone. Dude. You see these Asian Asian girls with

827
00:33:17.359 --> 00:33:18.079
<v Speaker 1>the fish nets.

828
00:33:20.680 --> 00:33:23.440
<v Speaker 4>Was the football player from how get murdered eight years ago?

829
00:33:23.799 --> 00:33:24.240
<v Speaker 1>All right?

830
00:33:24.400 --> 00:33:26.559
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, after that they cleaned it up.

831
00:33:27.599 --> 00:33:29.599
<v Speaker 2>What what did he do wrong? He was just in

832
00:33:29.640 --> 00:33:31.519
<v Speaker 2>the wrong place, a.

833
00:33:31.519 --> 00:33:33.559
<v Speaker 8>Bunch of Howes football players and then he gets staffed.

834
00:33:34.440 --> 00:33:37.519
<v Speaker 8>So there combat zone. So yeah, they probably a strip

835
00:33:37.640 --> 00:33:40.240
<v Speaker 8>jointo something or whatever you shift face, so who knows.

836
00:33:40.480 --> 00:33:41.599
<v Speaker 2>And caused some problems.

837
00:33:41.640 --> 00:33:44.559
<v Speaker 5>And uh that's sad though, geez that might have been

838
00:33:44.599 --> 00:33:47.319
<v Speaker 5>before your I don't I don't remember that story.

839
00:33:47.799 --> 00:33:49.160
<v Speaker 1>This this this is the truth.

840
00:33:49.319 --> 00:33:51.319
<v Speaker 3>I was at Northeast University at a time, and I

841
00:33:51.480 --> 00:33:54.240
<v Speaker 3>was with my girlfriend and we were in like the

842
00:33:54.319 --> 00:33:56.599
<v Speaker 3>combat zone Chinatown late at night because we were like

843
00:33:56.680 --> 00:33:57.440
<v Speaker 3>coming from a movie.

844
00:33:57.759 --> 00:33:59.000
<v Speaker 1>It was like one of those late movies.

845
00:33:59.119 --> 00:34:02.799
<v Speaker 3>And I got this weird fucking feeling and I turn

846
00:34:02.880 --> 00:34:06.839
<v Speaker 3>around and there's two black guys I would say, thirty

847
00:34:06.920 --> 00:34:10.199
<v Speaker 3>forty feet away, and they are just keeping pace with

848
00:34:10.360 --> 00:34:11.559
<v Speaker 3>us at that distance.

849
00:34:12.280 --> 00:34:14.519
<v Speaker 1>Like I was like, this doesn't feel right.

850
00:34:14.920 --> 00:34:18.199
<v Speaker 3>It's like twelve thirty and it's twelve thirty in the morning,

851
00:34:18.880 --> 00:34:21.199
<v Speaker 3>and these two black guys are thirty forty feet and

852
00:34:21.280 --> 00:34:24.239
<v Speaker 3>they are following us. And I grab my girlfriend's hand

853
00:34:24.360 --> 00:34:28.559
<v Speaker 3>and I say, don't look back. We're being followed. But

854
00:34:29.840 --> 00:34:30.679
<v Speaker 3>we're being followed.

855
00:34:31.000 --> 00:34:31.559
<v Speaker 1>What happened?

856
00:34:32.440 --> 00:34:32.719
<v Speaker 2>Nothing?

857
00:34:32.960 --> 00:34:36.079
<v Speaker 1>Oh what are you doing?

858
00:34:36.880 --> 00:34:40.599
<v Speaker 2>Kind of you don't have to saulf. Fjurick is one

859
00:34:40.639 --> 00:34:42.760
<v Speaker 2>of ours. He goes, oh, oh wait, that's not the

860
00:34:42.840 --> 00:34:43.719
<v Speaker 2>one way. Where was it?

861
00:34:45.400 --> 00:34:47.679
<v Speaker 5>Now? I just want to put this on the screen quick,

862
00:34:47.719 --> 00:34:49.760
<v Speaker 5>he said, And my girlfriend he means boyfriend. It was

863
00:34:49.800 --> 00:34:51.639
<v Speaker 5>funny and it was a call back to earlier the show.

864
00:34:51.719 --> 00:34:53.800
<v Speaker 5>So continue your story, but I can't read it.

865
00:34:54.039 --> 00:34:56.400
<v Speaker 3>So all right, I'm like, dude, there are two black

866
00:34:56.440 --> 00:35:00.360
<v Speaker 3>guy's following USMANA, don't fucking look back at the count three.

867
00:35:00.679 --> 00:35:02.400
<v Speaker 1>I said, hold my hand tight to counter three.

868
00:35:02.480 --> 00:35:05.400
<v Speaker 3>We were gonna fucking sprint and I went one, two three,

869
00:35:05.480 --> 00:35:09.480
<v Speaker 3>and we fucking start sprinting, and I look back and

870
00:35:09.639 --> 00:35:13.719
<v Speaker 3>they stopped. They just stopped walking. And then we took

871
00:35:13.760 --> 00:35:16.199
<v Speaker 3>a right, and I don't know what tree we're on.

872
00:35:16.320 --> 00:35:19.199
<v Speaker 3>We took a rite and we came right out into

873
00:35:21.519 --> 00:35:24.440
<v Speaker 3>right where like the fucking Public Guidance and the Boston

874
00:35:24.519 --> 00:35:27.199
<v Speaker 3>Commons kind of intertwined where they kind of connect.

875
00:35:27.639 --> 00:35:30.119
<v Speaker 1>Right, yes, tree.

876
00:35:29.960 --> 00:35:32.599
<v Speaker 3>Months three, yep, And we fucking booked right up into

877
00:35:32.639 --> 00:35:35.320
<v Speaker 3>tree Mont three, into the Boston Commons and like got

878
00:35:35.360 --> 00:35:37.000
<v Speaker 3>into like a you know, whether there was more light.

879
00:35:37.119 --> 00:35:41.199
<v Speaker 1>But listen, my spidy sense went off. God got his

880
00:35:41.239 --> 00:35:41.800
<v Speaker 1>weight witness.

881
00:35:42.360 --> 00:35:44.239
<v Speaker 3>They were they were gonna rob us, and then they

882
00:35:44.239 --> 00:35:46.159
<v Speaker 3>probably would have had their way with my girlfriend because

883
00:35:46.199 --> 00:35:47.039
<v Speaker 3>she's a sex attic.

884
00:35:48.199 --> 00:35:51.039
<v Speaker 5>She wasn't your old girlfriend was sex addict. But yeah, no,

885
00:35:51.159 --> 00:35:52.760
<v Speaker 5>you didn't have spidy sense. And I'll tell you why.

886
00:35:52.920 --> 00:35:55.159
<v Speaker 5>No one says we're gonna run on one two three.

887
00:35:55.360 --> 00:35:57.920
<v Speaker 5>You did say that, but that's why you don't have

888
00:35:58.039 --> 00:36:01.360
<v Speaker 5>spidy sense. Going gonna run one two, I said.

889
00:36:01.199 --> 00:36:03.559
<v Speaker 1>The count of three, we're gonna start scream three.

890
00:36:03.639 --> 00:36:05.960
<v Speaker 2>If you feel like you're in danger, you literally go run.

891
00:36:06.360 --> 00:36:08.440
<v Speaker 2>You don't, you don't have to count, you don't yell

892
00:36:08.519 --> 00:36:11.519
<v Speaker 2>out run, But you know what counted down like, we're

893
00:36:11.519 --> 00:36:13.199
<v Speaker 2>gonna run in three? Two?

894
00:36:13.480 --> 00:36:13.519
<v Speaker 5>What?

895
00:36:13.719 --> 00:36:15.639
<v Speaker 1>No, I said, Marta grab my hand at the count

896
00:36:15.639 --> 00:36:18.400
<v Speaker 1>of three, because they had to give her to get ready.

897
00:36:18.840 --> 00:36:22.079
<v Speaker 2>No, for what if you just go you don't have

898
00:36:22.159 --> 00:36:23.159
<v Speaker 2>to get ready to run.

899
00:36:24.280 --> 00:36:27.480
<v Speaker 3>The point is we made it, obviously unfortunately, Yes, And

900
00:36:27.519 --> 00:36:29.079
<v Speaker 3>then I think, yeah, well, thank.

901
00:36:28.960 --> 00:36:31.719
<v Speaker 4>God, thank god you live to tell that tale today.

902
00:36:32.480 --> 00:36:33.199
<v Speaker 2>Yes, exactly.

903
00:36:33.280 --> 00:36:35.639
<v Speaker 1>But here's the other story. I have another combat zone.

904
00:36:35.960 --> 00:36:37.960
<v Speaker 2>All right, Yeah, we're in Ron's world. Keep going run.

905
00:36:38.440 --> 00:36:41.519
<v Speaker 1>So my father is coming out with the guy who

906
00:36:41.599 --> 00:36:42.360
<v Speaker 1>got thrown out of the car.

907
00:36:42.719 --> 00:36:44.679
<v Speaker 3>It's like three thirty in the morning, coming out of

908
00:36:44.719 --> 00:36:49.239
<v Speaker 3>a cod game, and three black guys came up to them,

909
00:36:49.800 --> 00:36:54.400
<v Speaker 3>and he the the the Israeli, my uncle, the candy

910
00:36:54.559 --> 00:36:58.679
<v Speaker 3>Candy stand back, Candy, stand back. Everything's gonna be all right, Kenny.

911
00:36:58.760 --> 00:37:02.239
<v Speaker 3>He was Israeli special for my father, said Ronnie. He

912
00:37:02.440 --> 00:37:05.159
<v Speaker 3>took he threw these three guys around like they were toothpicks.

913
00:37:05.440 --> 00:37:07.599
<v Speaker 3>He beat the living shit out of them. They had knives,

914
00:37:07.639 --> 00:37:10.119
<v Speaker 3>It didn't matter. He beat the living ship out of

915
00:37:10.159 --> 00:37:12.880
<v Speaker 3>these guys and then just came back to me like

916
00:37:13.320 --> 00:37:14.639
<v Speaker 3>like nothing ever happened.

917
00:37:16.400 --> 00:37:17.480
<v Speaker 1>Okay, go ahead, someone.

918
00:37:17.320 --> 00:37:20.639
<v Speaker 5>Else, you already you already put us all the slip.

919
00:37:20.679 --> 00:37:22.719
<v Speaker 5>We're exhausted. We just listened to you for a half

920
00:37:22.800 --> 00:37:23.360
<v Speaker 5>hour straight.

921
00:37:23.519 --> 00:37:25.719
<v Speaker 4>About when guys call it like when guys kids are

922
00:37:25.760 --> 00:37:27.679
<v Speaker 4>going to play with other kids, they call it a playdate.

923
00:37:27.920 --> 00:37:30.119
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, as me and man did.

924
00:37:33.800 --> 00:37:36.320
<v Speaker 4>He was like, shiite, man, My wife wants to say

925
00:37:36.320 --> 00:37:37.800
<v Speaker 4>a lot. She said, Oh, be a man, and she

926
00:37:37.920 --> 00:37:38.280
<v Speaker 4>ran away.

927
00:37:38.719 --> 00:37:41.920
<v Speaker 5>Let's get a look at the wife and put she

928
00:37:41.960 --> 00:37:43.840
<v Speaker 5>alreadys doesn't want to be on camera, leave alone.

929
00:37:43.840 --> 00:37:45.960
<v Speaker 2>But be a man. Wait, be a man? Do you

930
00:37:46.039 --> 00:37:46.400
<v Speaker 2>have kids?

931
00:37:47.079 --> 00:37:47.280
<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

932
00:37:48.079 --> 00:37:49.400
<v Speaker 2>What are the ages? Are they out of the house?

933
00:37:49.519 --> 00:37:51.159
<v Speaker 4>Or thirty two thirty one and nine?

934
00:37:51.639 --> 00:37:52.960
<v Speaker 2>What the wait?

935
00:37:53.079 --> 00:37:53.119
<v Speaker 1>What?

936
00:37:54.320 --> 00:37:54.519
<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

937
00:37:54.559 --> 00:37:56.519
<v Speaker 2>Thirty two thirty one and then you went in for

938
00:37:56.840 --> 00:37:57.440
<v Speaker 2>for a second.

939
00:37:58.119 --> 00:38:00.079
<v Speaker 4>I knocked up a married brud, so long STI.

940
00:38:04.199 --> 00:38:05.440
<v Speaker 1>Be a man to get rid of it?

941
00:38:06.360 --> 00:38:09.880
<v Speaker 4>The kid thinks she's did I'm my uncle and that

942
00:38:10.360 --> 00:38:10.920
<v Speaker 4>mother wants it.

943
00:38:11.000 --> 00:38:16.800
<v Speaker 2>So really wait wait, wait, wait, can you have you

944
00:38:16.840 --> 00:38:17.679
<v Speaker 2>ever told this story?

945
00:38:18.519 --> 00:38:21.119
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I need to hold on that podcast on the

946
00:38:21.159 --> 00:38:22.639
<v Speaker 4>podcast I should do before.

947
00:38:22.599 --> 00:38:24.000
<v Speaker 2>All right, I need to hear this story.

948
00:38:24.119 --> 00:38:27.000
<v Speaker 8>So my uh, my old man and my uncle are

949
00:38:27.000 --> 00:38:29.920
<v Speaker 8>in the same nursing home and there's this cute little

950
00:38:30.039 --> 00:38:32.960
<v Speaker 8>Vietnamese brug to work there, and you know, she's smile

951
00:38:33.039 --> 00:38:34.480
<v Speaker 8>and everything, and you know, I get to know this

952
00:38:34.760 --> 00:38:37.320
<v Speaker 8>talking or you know, one thing led to another next thing.

953
00:38:37.360 --> 00:38:40.559
<v Speaker 4>You know, I'm banging on and one time, one time

954
00:38:40.639 --> 00:38:42.400
<v Speaker 4>I told I told the story on the podcast. I

955
00:38:42.519 --> 00:38:45.119
<v Speaker 4>was in the parking lot in the nursing home, banging

956
00:38:45.519 --> 00:38:47.559
<v Speaker 4>near my father's room and I seen him walk by

957
00:38:47.639 --> 00:38:52.199
<v Speaker 4>when I was banging the bad But anyway, so her

958
00:38:52.280 --> 00:38:55.960
<v Speaker 4>tubes are tide. Supposedly she had like three three other

959
00:38:56.079 --> 00:38:59.760
<v Speaker 4>kids before this and were tied, but I stuck one

960
00:38:59.800 --> 00:39:01.960
<v Speaker 4>in there. She got pregnant, so you know, I left

961
00:39:02.000 --> 00:39:03.559
<v Speaker 4>it up to her, like I always do, what the girls,

962
00:39:03.559 --> 00:39:04.159
<v Speaker 4>what do you want to do?

963
00:39:07.480 --> 00:39:09.400
<v Speaker 8>You know, they have the kids, you know, the the culture,

964
00:39:09.440 --> 00:39:11.760
<v Speaker 8>they love kids, right, and she wanted to have the kids.

965
00:39:11.800 --> 00:39:14.559
<v Speaker 8>She was she was this a long story, like she

966
00:39:14.840 --> 00:39:16.599
<v Speaker 8>was with her husband in the same house. One of

967
00:39:16.679 --> 00:39:19.960
<v Speaker 8>those deals, right, they hate each other she she eventually

968
00:39:20.079 --> 00:39:22.599
<v Speaker 8>left and I never moved in with or anything.

969
00:39:22.639 --> 00:39:24.920
<v Speaker 4>And we're together on and off, and she's with someone

970
00:39:24.960 --> 00:39:25.519
<v Speaker 4>else now, but.

971
00:39:26.440 --> 00:39:29.480
<v Speaker 5>And she wants and she has basically told this kid

972
00:39:29.519 --> 00:39:31.159
<v Speaker 5>that you're the uncle and not the actual father.

973
00:39:31.679 --> 00:39:36.320
<v Speaker 7>Yeah, because you said it publicly every month, you know?

974
00:39:36.800 --> 00:39:36.920
<v Speaker 3>Right?

975
00:39:37.280 --> 00:39:39.320
<v Speaker 2>Does the kid know now because you have gotten public

976
00:39:39.400 --> 00:39:39.599
<v Speaker 2>with this?

977
00:39:41.039 --> 00:39:41.079
<v Speaker 1>No?

978
00:39:41.480 --> 00:39:43.159
<v Speaker 4>No, I don't think so. I don't even think the

979
00:39:43.280 --> 00:39:45.360
<v Speaker 4>girl and she doesn't even know what I do. Really,

980
00:39:45.960 --> 00:39:47.519
<v Speaker 4>she knows, but she doesn't following.

981
00:39:47.679 --> 00:39:48.559
<v Speaker 1>You know, do you?

982
00:39:48.719 --> 00:39:48.800
<v Speaker 5>Uh?

983
00:39:49.360 --> 00:39:51.639
<v Speaker 2>Do you see the kid from time to time once

984
00:39:51.679 --> 00:39:52.079
<v Speaker 2>in a while.

985
00:39:52.199 --> 00:39:54.679
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, I mean I don't force it on I'd

986
00:39:54.679 --> 00:39:56.800
<v Speaker 4>love to see the kid more, right, but I don't.

987
00:39:56.800 --> 00:39:58.800
<v Speaker 4>I don't force it on her. What does he? Does

988
00:39:58.880 --> 00:40:00.519
<v Speaker 4>he look like someone else?

989
00:40:01.000 --> 00:40:01.039
<v Speaker 1>So?

990
00:40:01.880 --> 00:40:02.719
<v Speaker 4>Does he look like you?

991
00:40:03.920 --> 00:40:04.119
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

992
00:40:04.440 --> 00:40:05.000
<v Speaker 4>Half Asian?

993
00:40:05.119 --> 00:40:08.880
<v Speaker 2>But yeah, an Asian version of being a man. Be

994
00:40:08.960 --> 00:40:11.320
<v Speaker 2>an Asian. He could have his own lane. Be an Asian.

995
00:40:11.840 --> 00:40:13.880
<v Speaker 3>Hey, but listen, you're being a man. You're paying, You're

996
00:40:13.880 --> 00:40:15.719
<v Speaker 3>paying child support. That's a manly thing.

997
00:40:15.960 --> 00:40:18.639
<v Speaker 4>Do my other kids too? I paid every every nickel

998
00:40:18.679 --> 00:40:21.239
<v Speaker 4>I owed on time, right, that's for seventeen years.

999
00:40:21.440 --> 00:40:23.960
<v Speaker 2>You know, are you do you have a girl? These days,

1000
00:40:24.039 --> 00:40:25.280
<v Speaker 2>or you just kind of hanging out.

1001
00:40:25.679 --> 00:40:29.280
<v Speaker 4>Okay, I got a couple here. It's kind of tough

1002
00:40:29.320 --> 00:40:31.119
<v Speaker 4>to you know, my line of work is kind of

1003
00:40:31.199 --> 00:40:33.960
<v Speaker 4>tough to have a steady girl because I'm right the place.

1004
00:40:34.000 --> 00:40:34.159
<v Speaker 5>You know.

1005
00:40:34.599 --> 00:40:36.719
<v Speaker 4>Look, they all want to suck your cock every single while,

1006
00:40:36.800 --> 00:40:37.360
<v Speaker 4>right right.

1007
00:40:42.320 --> 00:40:46.039
<v Speaker 5>Take that graphic on that stupid I would love to

1008
00:40:46.159 --> 00:40:46.519
<v Speaker 5>trust me.

1009
00:40:46.599 --> 00:40:51.360
<v Speaker 2>We gotta be careful. Yeah, but uh, wow, that's a wow.

1010
00:40:51.440 --> 00:40:52.320
<v Speaker 2>That's a hell of a story.

1011
00:40:52.400 --> 00:40:55.159
<v Speaker 1>Bro, you haven't dated any girl.

1012
00:40:55.920 --> 00:40:58.400
<v Speaker 4>It's kind of on brand when you think about it.

1013
00:40:58.679 --> 00:40:59.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, of course it's on brand.

1014
00:41:00.440 --> 00:41:02.320
<v Speaker 5>You said something else in there to the play date,

1015
00:41:03.079 --> 00:41:05.679
<v Speaker 5>all right, So I got two kids, That's why I

1016
00:41:05.719 --> 00:41:06.039
<v Speaker 5>asked you.

1017
00:41:06.159 --> 00:41:08.400
<v Speaker 2>And and you know, we used to We used to

1018
00:41:08.519 --> 00:41:08.760
<v Speaker 2>just be.

1019
00:41:08.880 --> 00:41:12.480
<v Speaker 5>Dropped off at our friend's house after school. Our parents

1020
00:41:12.519 --> 00:41:14.559
<v Speaker 5>didn't know what the fuck we were doing. And eventually

1021
00:41:14.599 --> 00:41:15.079
<v Speaker 5>they came and.

1022
00:41:15.079 --> 00:41:16.679
<v Speaker 2>Got us, and that's all they knew.

1023
00:41:17.000 --> 00:41:20.760
<v Speaker 5>Now, these plays, especially in New York City, if a

1024
00:41:20.800 --> 00:41:22.599
<v Speaker 5>kid wants to go over to someone else's house, it's

1025
00:41:22.639 --> 00:41:23.440
<v Speaker 5>called a playdate.

1026
00:41:23.719 --> 00:41:26.760
<v Speaker 2>And it's a whole experience now and and and the

1027
00:41:26.840 --> 00:41:27.960
<v Speaker 2>parents have to up each other.

1028
00:41:28.039 --> 00:41:30.719
<v Speaker 5>I went to one where they were, uh, they had

1029
00:41:30.840 --> 00:41:33.800
<v Speaker 5>sushi a sushi tray for for me as I hung out,

1030
00:41:34.039 --> 00:41:35.840
<v Speaker 5>because that's the other thing. You're supposed to hang out

1031
00:41:35.880 --> 00:41:38.199
<v Speaker 5>in their in their apartment while the kids are playing.

1032
00:41:38.280 --> 00:41:39.880
<v Speaker 2>It's the weirdest. I even said.

1033
00:41:39.960 --> 00:41:41.400
<v Speaker 4>It's like, it's like you're in the weighting room and

1034
00:41:41.440 --> 00:41:42.440
<v Speaker 4>a doctor's appointment in.

1035
00:41:42.440 --> 00:41:46.079
<v Speaker 5>The h and I on one of these things. I said,

1036
00:41:46.079 --> 00:41:47.480
<v Speaker 5>I'm gonna go home. I'll be back in a few hours.

1037
00:41:47.480 --> 00:41:49.159
<v Speaker 5>They looked at me like I was fucking crazy. I'm like,

1038
00:41:49.199 --> 00:41:50.880
<v Speaker 5>that's not how we do things now. We sit around

1039
00:41:50.920 --> 00:41:53.239
<v Speaker 5>an awkwardly talk while our kids are in another room playing,

1040
00:41:53.519 --> 00:41:54.679
<v Speaker 5>and I got a sushi tray.

1041
00:41:54.760 --> 00:41:56.440
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, well, this is not how I was brought up.

1042
00:41:56.480 --> 00:41:57.440
<v Speaker 1>This is weird term.

1043
00:41:58.559 --> 00:42:00.800
<v Speaker 4>If girls say it's not bad. If I guy says, oh, yeah,

1044
00:42:00.800 --> 00:42:02.400
<v Speaker 4>we're gone, what's set up a play date?

1045
00:42:02.480 --> 00:42:06.800
<v Speaker 5>I mean, right, yeah, that's uh, that's not like I mean,

1046
00:42:06.840 --> 00:42:08.880
<v Speaker 5>our parents didn't even know where we were.

1047
00:42:09.039 --> 00:42:10.360
<v Speaker 2>We would take off our bikes.

1048
00:42:10.840 --> 00:42:12.559
<v Speaker 1>I have a question, Hold on, is that a new thing?

1049
00:42:12.639 --> 00:42:14.920
<v Speaker 1>Because play dates were part of.

1050
00:42:14.920 --> 00:42:16.480
<v Speaker 3>The deal with the play date was get the fucking

1051
00:42:16.559 --> 00:42:18.599
<v Speaker 3>kids off, to get the kids out of your hands

1052
00:42:18.760 --> 00:42:20.400
<v Speaker 3>so you could do what the fuck you wanted to do.

1053
00:42:21.159 --> 00:42:23.760
<v Speaker 3>Now you're saying, hey, go well, I'll be back in

1054
00:42:23.800 --> 00:42:24.280
<v Speaker 3>three hour.

1055
00:42:24.239 --> 00:42:25.880
<v Speaker 1>And have fun. Blah blah blah, don't call me.

1056
00:42:26.239 --> 00:42:26.360
<v Speaker 5>Uh.

1057
00:42:26.840 --> 00:42:28.840
<v Speaker 1>Now you're saying the parents have to stay. That's the

1058
00:42:28.920 --> 00:42:29.480
<v Speaker 1>new culture.

1059
00:42:30.360 --> 00:42:31.760
<v Speaker 4>You didn't have those optionals.

1060
00:42:32.000 --> 00:42:34.159
<v Speaker 8>Some parents will have food and ship, but other times

1061
00:42:34.199 --> 00:42:36.880
<v Speaker 8>it's just like you're making an appointment for your kid

1062
00:42:36.920 --> 00:42:37.800
<v Speaker 8>to be with their kids.

1063
00:42:38.599 --> 00:42:40.719
<v Speaker 1>But hopefully, I'm saying, are you like it's expected you

1064
00:42:40.760 --> 00:42:43.159
<v Speaker 1>stay the whole time? Is that a little thing you? Literally?

1065
00:42:43.679 --> 00:42:46.880
<v Speaker 4>I mean you could be invited to or whatever people.

1066
00:42:47.159 --> 00:42:51.159
<v Speaker 5>Run you literally you literally interrupted to ask questions that

1067
00:42:51.239 --> 00:42:54.400
<v Speaker 5>I was explained the whole thing I was confusing, and

1068
00:42:54.480 --> 00:42:58.920
<v Speaker 5>then you interrupted to ask to ask what I explained it. Yes,

1069
00:42:59.000 --> 00:43:02.559
<v Speaker 5>it's completely different. Did I fucking house and talk to

1070
00:43:02.840 --> 00:43:04.960
<v Speaker 5>parents that you don't you have nothing in common with?

1071
00:43:05.599 --> 00:43:08.199
<v Speaker 5>And uh and that's how these playdates are done. Now?

1072
00:43:08.280 --> 00:43:09.320
<v Speaker 2>Yes, yes, do you.

1073
00:43:09.400 --> 00:43:11.519
<v Speaker 6>Track your children? Do you track your kids? Do you

1074
00:43:11.679 --> 00:43:12.920
<v Speaker 6>like have them on your phone and know where they

1075
00:43:12.920 --> 00:43:13.599
<v Speaker 6>are at all times?

1076
00:43:13.840 --> 00:43:17.880
<v Speaker 4>I yes, I'm understand that, although no.

1077
00:43:17.920 --> 00:43:20.880
<v Speaker 2>Period, it's a relief. It's very normal, man, very Oh no, no,

1078
00:43:21.000 --> 00:43:21.840
<v Speaker 2>I get it, I get it.

1079
00:43:21.920 --> 00:43:24.760
<v Speaker 6>I just don't understand it because would you have lived

1080
00:43:24.800 --> 00:43:26.880
<v Speaker 6>the life that you lived had you been tracked?

1081
00:43:27.599 --> 00:43:29.800
<v Speaker 2>Well, you know, you learn like their life is very

1082
00:43:29.840 --> 00:43:30.960
<v Speaker 2>different than our lives.

1083
00:43:31.039 --> 00:43:33.239
<v Speaker 5>Like we look back and we can't imagine our parents

1084
00:43:33.360 --> 00:43:35.800
<v Speaker 5>tracking us, of course, but to them, it's nothing. They

1085
00:43:35.800 --> 00:43:39.880
<v Speaker 5>don't even give a shit. So we know where they

1086
00:43:39.880 --> 00:43:42.639
<v Speaker 5>are if they have their phone on them, and it's

1087
00:43:42.719 --> 00:43:43.800
<v Speaker 5>kind of a nice relief to have.

1088
00:43:43.920 --> 00:43:45.840
<v Speaker 2>We're not like, we're not paranoid about.

1089
00:43:45.599 --> 00:43:46.760
<v Speaker 5>It, but every once in a while we're like, oh,

1090
00:43:46.880 --> 00:43:49.079
<v Speaker 5>you know, oh he's still at the museum or oh

1091
00:43:49.119 --> 00:43:50.480
<v Speaker 5>he's still had blah Blah's house.

1092
00:43:50.639 --> 00:43:52.880
<v Speaker 2>So it gives us a little sense of relief.

1093
00:43:53.159 --> 00:43:56.159
<v Speaker 4>Yes, how older your kids will be.

1094
00:43:56.960 --> 00:43:59.119
<v Speaker 2>I got a sixteen and a thirteen. I got started

1095
00:43:59.119 --> 00:44:01.760
<v Speaker 2>a little late, but uh yeah, I mean you learn

1096
00:44:01.800 --> 00:44:02.960
<v Speaker 2>their world is very different.

1097
00:44:03.280 --> 00:44:07.039
<v Speaker 5>Oh god, yeah, their world is online. They don't they

1098
00:44:07.079 --> 00:44:09.440
<v Speaker 5>don't care about privacy like we did. It's just a

1099
00:44:09.840 --> 00:44:12.079
<v Speaker 5>just a whole different experience, right boys.

1100
00:44:12.480 --> 00:44:15.360
<v Speaker 2>One of each. Yeah, and a dog.

1101
00:44:15.880 --> 00:44:17.760
<v Speaker 5>The dog is like a third kid that's us and

1102
00:44:18.119 --> 00:44:21.480
<v Speaker 5>cost me a ship ton of money, two hundred dollars

1103
00:44:21.599 --> 00:44:23.840
<v Speaker 5>just to clean his ears and squeeze out his anal

1104
00:44:24.000 --> 00:44:24.760
<v Speaker 5>fucking sacks.

1105
00:44:24.920 --> 00:44:26.320
<v Speaker 4>Bro I got I got.

1106
00:44:26.280 --> 00:44:28.480
<v Speaker 6>Hit in the last two weeks for seven hundred dollars

1107
00:44:28.800 --> 00:44:31.039
<v Speaker 6>and my dog still isn't fixed. My dog is still

1108
00:44:31.400 --> 00:44:34.199
<v Speaker 6>got some kind of infection in her bladder. She's got

1109
00:44:34.400 --> 00:44:36.400
<v Speaker 6>I think that the fucking vet is just trying to

1110
00:44:36.440 --> 00:44:39.280
<v Speaker 6>get whatever he can out of it, because you're telling me, okay,

1111
00:44:39.320 --> 00:44:40.039
<v Speaker 6>we took an X ray.

1112
00:44:40.079 --> 00:44:42.039
<v Speaker 4>Now you're telling me that there's more tumbers because she's

1113
00:44:42.039 --> 00:44:42.559
<v Speaker 4>got cancer.

1114
00:44:42.599 --> 00:44:45.320
<v Speaker 6>But all her blood work looks good, right, What are

1115
00:44:45.320 --> 00:44:46.719
<v Speaker 6>you just trying to keep her alive to get a

1116
00:44:46.760 --> 00:44:47.920
<v Speaker 6>couple of more thousand out of me?

1117
00:44:48.480 --> 00:44:48.639
<v Speaker 2>Well?

1118
00:44:48.679 --> 00:44:50.079
<v Speaker 4>Do you want to watch you in the face the

1119
00:44:50.119 --> 00:44:50.880
<v Speaker 4>next time I go there?

1120
00:44:51.039 --> 00:44:52.639
<v Speaker 2>Well, do you want the dog to stay alive?

1121
00:44:53.400 --> 00:44:54.960
<v Speaker 6>I want the dog to stay alive, But if the

1122
00:44:55.039 --> 00:44:57.800
<v Speaker 6>dog is not fucking well, I don't want the dog

1123
00:44:57.880 --> 00:44:58.280
<v Speaker 6>to stay all.

1124
00:44:58.400 --> 00:45:00.400
<v Speaker 2>Right, bring him over. Bring the dog over here. We'll

1125
00:45:00.400 --> 00:45:01.480
<v Speaker 2>take care of Give me a hunch.

1126
00:45:02.079 --> 00:45:04.199
<v Speaker 4>Oh man, you're gonna fucking take it out. I'll pay

1127
00:45:04.199 --> 00:45:07.159
<v Speaker 4>you the two hundred. All right, we'll go out.

1128
00:45:07.039 --> 00:45:09.719
<v Speaker 2>And we'll take some sharks and we'll do some multitasking.

1129
00:45:10.400 --> 00:45:13.039
<v Speaker 4>No no, no, no, no, no one and done. You

1130
00:45:13.079 --> 00:45:15.639
<v Speaker 4>gotta put in the back of my head. If anything there,

1131
00:45:15.679 --> 00:45:16.880
<v Speaker 4>you go yellow.

1132
00:45:16.880 --> 00:45:20.159
<v Speaker 6>You gotta go old yellow around old yellow, old yellow

1133
00:45:21.000 --> 00:45:21.880
<v Speaker 6>at the end of old yellow.

1134
00:45:22.400 --> 00:45:23.440
<v Speaker 2>Uh, well be it man.

1135
00:45:23.480 --> 00:45:25.760
<v Speaker 5>I'm still uh, I'm still in shock over that story.

1136
00:45:25.800 --> 00:45:28.440
<v Speaker 5>That's fucking I'll tell you the part that shocks me.

1137
00:45:28.559 --> 00:45:31.760
<v Speaker 5>It's like that that this kid doesn't know you're the father.

1138
00:45:31.880 --> 00:45:33.960
<v Speaker 2>It's weird. So who does he think the father is?

1139
00:45:35.199 --> 00:45:41.320
<v Speaker 4>I think her ex husband. Really, what happens when he

1140
00:45:41.360 --> 00:45:43.360
<v Speaker 4>starts looking like you more and more? Ah, why I

1141
00:45:43.440 --> 00:45:45.840
<v Speaker 4>look like uncle? He's gonna say, why I look like Oh?

1142
00:45:46.079 --> 00:45:49.079
<v Speaker 4>I mean uncle could look like a nephew or a

1143
00:45:49.159 --> 00:45:51.599
<v Speaker 4>niche right, No, no, no, no, it is her ex husband,

1144
00:45:51.840 --> 00:45:55.719
<v Speaker 4>Asian hall white guy. No, he's Spanish. Right, So it's

1145
00:45:55.760 --> 00:46:01.960
<v Speaker 4>not gonna mix the older that kid does because because

1146
00:46:02.719 --> 00:46:06.079
<v Speaker 4>she looks like her, because she's dark, you know, like

1147
00:46:06.159 --> 00:46:08.280
<v Speaker 4>her mother, her features and everything, you know.

1148
00:46:08.960 --> 00:46:09.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, right on?

1149
00:46:09.679 --> 00:46:12.400
<v Speaker 5>All right, anyone else have any f hughs Tony, you

1150
00:46:12.440 --> 00:46:13.960
<v Speaker 5>only gave one ice coffee.

1151
00:46:14.480 --> 00:46:15.320
<v Speaker 4>I gave you a tool bro.

1152
00:46:15.719 --> 00:46:16.000
<v Speaker 2>All right.

1153
00:46:16.320 --> 00:46:19.679
<v Speaker 4>How about when guys say we're pregnant? What how about

1154
00:46:19.800 --> 00:46:20.960
<v Speaker 4>guys we're pregnant?

1155
00:46:21.239 --> 00:46:26.000
<v Speaker 8>Yeah, I don't know a girl like stuff like that.

1156
00:46:26.079 --> 00:46:27.880
<v Speaker 8>If a girl says that when she's with the husband

1157
00:46:27.920 --> 00:46:30.039
<v Speaker 8>or whatever, that's fine. But hearing guys say some of

1158
00:46:30.079 --> 00:46:34.039
<v Speaker 8>the stuff, yeah, it doesn't sound right. Maybe old fashion.

1159
00:46:34.079 --> 00:46:36.119
<v Speaker 4>I don't know, you don't know what you're talking about.

1160
00:46:36.119 --> 00:46:38.320
<v Speaker 2>Well, yeah, with gender reveals, we didn't do it.

1161
00:46:38.440 --> 00:46:39.519
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, not into it.

1162
00:46:39.880 --> 00:46:40.800
<v Speaker 2>No, it's stupid.

1163
00:46:42.519 --> 00:46:44.159
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, because they grow.

1164
00:46:44.119 --> 00:46:47.239
<v Speaker 6>Up and then you have a party to reveal the

1165
00:46:47.360 --> 00:46:49.599
<v Speaker 6>gender of somebody who's going to grow up and then

1166
00:46:49.679 --> 00:46:52.079
<v Speaker 6>decide that they maybe not want to be that gender.

1167
00:46:52.559 --> 00:46:54.719
<v Speaker 4>Oh damn. Do you get your money back?

1168
00:46:55.119 --> 00:46:58.000
<v Speaker 5>You get Well that's a very good point. I mean,

1169
00:46:58.039 --> 00:47:00.079
<v Speaker 5>there's more than two genders now, right, guys.

1170
00:47:02.639 --> 00:47:04.079
<v Speaker 4>How many are they? Like seven or eight?

1171
00:47:04.599 --> 00:47:08.199
<v Speaker 5>I think we're up to nine nine genders now? So

1172
00:47:08.400 --> 00:47:11.480
<v Speaker 5>Cane all right, Ron, Ron has tapped out.

1173
00:47:11.599 --> 00:47:11.800
<v Speaker 4>Ron.

1174
00:47:12.599 --> 00:47:14.199
<v Speaker 1>I'm listening. I don't interrupt.

1175
00:47:15.039 --> 00:47:18.599
<v Speaker 5>You are interrupting today. Don't pound now, jump back, jump

1176
00:47:18.679 --> 00:47:23.440
<v Speaker 5>back in the game. Everyone knows we're interrupting, So don't start.

1177
00:47:23.280 --> 00:47:25.159
<v Speaker 4>Pouting now, don't.

1178
00:47:28.039 --> 00:47:29.199
<v Speaker 1>I'm not I'm listening.

1179
00:47:29.960 --> 00:47:31.920
<v Speaker 5>The whole chat was like, oh my god, Ron is

1180
00:47:31.960 --> 00:47:33.559
<v Speaker 5>extra chatty today, So don't pound.

1181
00:47:33.639 --> 00:47:35.440
<v Speaker 2>Just jump back in the game. That's all. Who gives

1182
00:47:35.480 --> 00:47:40.599
<v Speaker 2>a ship, right, be a man. Come on, hop back

1183
00:47:40.679 --> 00:47:41.480
<v Speaker 2>in there, Ronnie Bib.

1184
00:47:41.800 --> 00:47:43.360
<v Speaker 1>I'm not pouting. I'm listening.

1185
00:47:43.719 --> 00:47:44.280
<v Speaker 2>You're pouting.

1186
00:47:44.360 --> 00:47:46.880
<v Speaker 1>I have nothing to say about that subject.

1187
00:47:47.119 --> 00:47:49.239
<v Speaker 2>If you don't lean it to the camera for five

1188
00:47:49.280 --> 00:47:51.360
<v Speaker 2>straight minutes, that means you're pouting. We all know.

1189
00:47:52.400 --> 00:47:54.960
<v Speaker 4>Thank you, Tony, Thank you too much.

1190
00:47:55.000 --> 00:47:55.119
<v Speaker 1>Bro.

1191
00:47:55.599 --> 00:47:56.519
<v Speaker 4>I'll do your column, bro.

1192
00:47:57.360 --> 00:48:00.920
<v Speaker 5>Although, although Tony will go back to hating in the

1193
00:48:01.000 --> 00:48:03.239
<v Speaker 5>chat next week. So but I'll thank you now.

1194
00:48:03.719 --> 00:48:06.079
<v Speaker 4>Next week, I'm gonna hate in the chat while I'm

1195
00:48:06.119 --> 00:48:06.960
<v Speaker 4>on the show. How about that.

1196
00:48:08.840 --> 00:48:10.679
<v Speaker 6>I'm gonna hate on myself in the chat while I'm

1197
00:48:10.679 --> 00:48:14.199
<v Speaker 6>on the show next week. But come on, bro, you guys, yeah,

1198
00:48:14.320 --> 00:48:15.079
<v Speaker 6>yead I love you.

1199
00:48:15.199 --> 00:48:17.920
<v Speaker 4>I love you guys. But sometimes you go into topics

1200
00:48:18.480 --> 00:48:22.480
<v Speaker 4>then it's like, ah, yeah, like what I like? Like soccer,

1201
00:48:22.599 --> 00:48:23.400
<v Speaker 4>like FIFA soccer.

1202
00:48:24.440 --> 00:48:27.320
<v Speaker 2>No, I had be a man. Do you like soccer?

1203
00:48:28.039 --> 00:48:30.880
<v Speaker 4>I watched the World couple of little It's it's fun.

1204
00:48:33.440 --> 00:48:33.639
<v Speaker 2>Huh.

1205
00:48:34.719 --> 00:48:35.599
<v Speaker 4>They didn't make it. Didn't make it.

1206
00:48:35.719 --> 00:48:35.880
<v Speaker 6>Huh.

1207
00:48:36.800 --> 00:48:39.039
<v Speaker 2>We're down to like sixty something like six teams.

1208
00:48:39.159 --> 00:48:41.920
<v Speaker 5>Yeah yeah boy, But but I'm not an expert. I

1209
00:48:41.920 --> 00:48:43.639
<v Speaker 5>don't know shit about it. I think it's I think

1210
00:48:43.639 --> 00:48:44.519
<v Speaker 5>it's kind of stupid.

1211
00:48:44.880 --> 00:48:46.880
<v Speaker 4>I think it's just funny, that's all I'm saying. I'm

1212
00:48:46.920 --> 00:48:48.440
<v Speaker 4>not I don't, I don't dislike it. It's just I

1213
00:48:48.519 --> 00:48:49.199
<v Speaker 4>think it's funny.

1214
00:48:49.199 --> 00:48:51.760
<v Speaker 6>I think it's funny that you know, you guys talk

1215
00:48:51.800 --> 00:48:54.719
<v Speaker 6>and you were yesterday we're talking about you guys were talking. Yeah,

1216
00:48:54.719 --> 00:48:56.599
<v Speaker 6>and then it feels like if somebody would have given

1217
00:48:56.599 --> 00:48:58.719
<v Speaker 6>you one follow up question to anything you guys were

1218
00:48:58.760 --> 00:48:59.840
<v Speaker 6>talking about, nobody would have done.

1219
00:48:59.840 --> 00:49:01.519
<v Speaker 2>Not give me an example.

1220
00:49:01.960 --> 00:49:03.400
<v Speaker 4>I don't know, but you asked Joy.

1221
00:49:04.079 --> 00:49:05.280
<v Speaker 2>What you're saying is nonsense.

1222
00:49:05.320 --> 00:49:07.000
<v Speaker 6>If you know, I'm gonna go back, I'm gonna go

1223
00:49:07.119 --> 00:49:09.480
<v Speaker 6>back and I'm gonna bring up what I say and

1224
00:49:09.480 --> 00:49:10.840
<v Speaker 6>I'm gonna play it on Monday.

1225
00:49:10.840 --> 00:49:12.519
<v Speaker 2>All right. No, I like this soccer.

1226
00:49:12.559 --> 00:49:14.679
<v Speaker 5>I just don't understand when the game ends all of

1227
00:49:14.679 --> 00:49:17.119
<v Speaker 5>a sudden, like I think we're gonna add seven minutes

1228
00:49:17.159 --> 00:49:17.480
<v Speaker 5>on like.

1229
00:49:18.960 --> 00:49:19.519
<v Speaker 2>And then it's like.

1230
00:49:21.360 --> 00:49:23.199
<v Speaker 4>They get they get banged, and they fucking laid down

1231
00:49:23.239 --> 00:49:24.519
<v Speaker 4>for five minutes, like they get shut.

1232
00:49:24.840 --> 00:49:26.920
<v Speaker 5>Well, my son says, that's part of the fucking game

1233
00:49:26.960 --> 00:49:30.000
<v Speaker 5>where they fake, they fake the flops to and then

1234
00:49:30.079 --> 00:49:31.840
<v Speaker 5>the ref will decide, you know what, this is a

1235
00:49:31.920 --> 00:49:34.119
<v Speaker 5>yellow card, so a lot of that, they're not even

1236
00:49:34.320 --> 00:49:37.000
<v Speaker 5>as hurd as they're they're showing you on the field

1237
00:49:37.199 --> 00:49:39.239
<v Speaker 5>they're trying to get that red pro yellow card up.

1238
00:49:39.280 --> 00:49:40.039
<v Speaker 2>Sorry, Tony, is that.

1239
00:49:40.159 --> 00:49:43.239
<v Speaker 4>What time drives me crazy too, because you don't know

1240
00:49:43.239 --> 00:49:43.960
<v Speaker 4>what the's going on?

1241
00:49:44.119 --> 00:49:47.199
<v Speaker 5>But well, then we need an ending where you could

1242
00:49:47.199 --> 00:49:49.119
<v Speaker 5>look at a clock. You go, holy ship, there's thirty

1243
00:49:49.119 --> 00:49:52.320
<v Speaker 5>seconds left in soccer. It's like, all right, I guess

1244
00:49:52.360 --> 00:49:53.000
<v Speaker 5>it ends now.

1245
00:49:53.199 --> 00:49:55.400
<v Speaker 4>I'll tell you those guys. Fucking those guys run between

1246
00:49:55.480 --> 00:49:57.320
<v Speaker 4>six and twelve miles a game. I looked it up.

1247
00:49:57.760 --> 00:50:00.199
<v Speaker 8>Oh really, yesterday in Boston it was ninety five. Even

1248
00:50:00.199 --> 00:50:03.559
<v Speaker 8>they had the last game yesterday. They must have died.

1249
00:50:03.960 --> 00:50:04.760
<v Speaker 2>I can't even imagine.

1250
00:50:04.760 --> 00:50:06.280
<v Speaker 5>Well, that's why they had the water breaks down, And

1251
00:50:06.440 --> 00:50:09.880
<v Speaker 5>then the soccer enthusiasts are like, no, we play soccer

1252
00:50:09.960 --> 00:50:13.559
<v Speaker 5>without water, but they added water braking when they.

1253
00:50:13.519 --> 00:50:15.559
<v Speaker 4>Put that extra time. That extra time on the end

1254
00:50:15.639 --> 00:50:17.480
<v Speaker 4>is for that, for the people that fall over, and

1255
00:50:17.559 --> 00:50:19.920
<v Speaker 4>for the water breaks and for all that kind of stuff.

1256
00:50:20.119 --> 00:50:24.000
<v Speaker 4>They're just very casual because the clock never stops. There

1257
00:50:24.039 --> 00:50:25.480
<v Speaker 4>on the side, they split the screen and put a

1258
00:50:25.480 --> 00:50:28.000
<v Speaker 4>commercial on the side. Are you the expert out, Tony?

1259
00:50:28.079 --> 00:50:28.800
<v Speaker 2>Are you the expert.

1260
00:50:28.920 --> 00:50:33.000
<v Speaker 6>Now listen, I experienced this whole thing when Greece won

1261
00:50:33.079 --> 00:50:35.000
<v Speaker 6>the euro Cup back and whatever, when they had no

1262
00:50:35.119 --> 00:50:37.639
<v Speaker 6>shot of winning the EuroCup, and then they fucking came

1263
00:50:37.679 --> 00:50:40.000
<v Speaker 6>out of nowhere and one the entire thing I was

1264
00:50:40.039 --> 00:50:42.000
<v Speaker 6>to do, just soccer fan the world, I had to

1265
00:50:42.039 --> 00:50:46.400
<v Speaker 6>share down and I was jumping in the streets. You know,

1266
00:50:46.679 --> 00:50:51.280
<v Speaker 6>I didn't know nothing. I learned that like I I

1267
00:50:51.440 --> 00:50:53.760
<v Speaker 6>know the rules of football, I know the rules of

1268
00:50:53.800 --> 00:50:56.639
<v Speaker 6>every sport. I just don't watch the sports anymore. And yes,

1269
00:50:56.840 --> 00:50:58.840
<v Speaker 6>the reason I'm saying I laugh at it is because

1270
00:50:58.840 --> 00:51:01.920
<v Speaker 6>I'm the guy that I'll have knowledge of this, that

1271
00:51:02.000 --> 00:51:03.519
<v Speaker 6>and the other. But if you ask me a follow

1272
00:51:03.599 --> 00:51:06.000
<v Speaker 6>up question about anything, that's it. I'm a deck of cards.

1273
00:51:06.039 --> 00:51:07.920
<v Speaker 6>It just you blow the cards and I fall down.

1274
00:51:08.239 --> 00:51:12.719
<v Speaker 3>The reason I'm not participating in this conversation, the reason

1275
00:51:12.800 --> 00:51:15.559
<v Speaker 3>I'm not participating in the in the details of the

1276
00:51:15.639 --> 00:51:18.199
<v Speaker 3>conversation about soccer, is because the other day, when we

1277
00:51:18.320 --> 00:51:21.239
<v Speaker 3>were doing the show, one of our haters chimed in

1278
00:51:21.360 --> 00:51:25.519
<v Speaker 3>and said we were hacks. So now I feel subconscious

1279
00:51:25.960 --> 00:51:29.239
<v Speaker 3>to talk about soccer because one of our haters said,

1280
00:51:29.400 --> 00:51:31.800
<v Speaker 3>what the fuck are you idiots doing? So now I

1281
00:51:31.920 --> 00:51:34.119
<v Speaker 3>feel uncomfortable to talk about it.

1282
00:51:34.280 --> 00:51:36.880
<v Speaker 2>Thank you that and that hater would be Tony p

1283
00:51:37.559 --> 00:51:41.840
<v Speaker 2>It was me. So I mean whatever, the world company.

1284
00:51:41.760 --> 00:51:43.800
<v Speaker 4>Is what we have people.

1285
00:51:43.880 --> 00:51:46.719
<v Speaker 6>You guys got fans on both sides, so I could

1286
00:51:46.800 --> 00:51:49.320
<v Speaker 6>get through you understand. I'm a voice for the other

1287
00:51:49.400 --> 00:51:50.000
<v Speaker 6>side of the people.

1288
00:51:50.079 --> 00:51:53.199
<v Speaker 2>When it comes on the show, we don't we don't

1289
00:51:53.280 --> 00:51:54.400
<v Speaker 2>lean one way or the other.

1290
00:51:54.880 --> 00:51:56.519
<v Speaker 1>I have an few, thank you.

1291
00:51:56.840 --> 00:51:59.920
<v Speaker 3>I have an few about about fucking the World Cup

1292
00:52:00.039 --> 00:52:06.039
<v Speaker 3>than the teams. A few to the fucking teams from

1293
00:52:06.800 --> 00:52:11.480
<v Speaker 3>from Muslim countries, because you motherfuckers don't drink. When fucking

1294
00:52:11.599 --> 00:52:15.159
<v Speaker 3>Egypt plays, I don't make money because they don't fucking drink.

1295
00:52:15.400 --> 00:52:18.280
<v Speaker 3>When Morocco plays, I don't make money because they don't

1296
00:52:18.280 --> 00:52:20.960
<v Speaker 3>fucking drink. When I ran played, I don't make money.

1297
00:52:21.079 --> 00:52:22.159
<v Speaker 3>Could they don't fucking drink?

1298
00:52:22.360 --> 00:52:23.679
<v Speaker 1>Do you know when I make money.

1299
00:52:25.440 --> 00:52:25.840
<v Speaker 4>France?

1300
00:52:26.760 --> 00:52:28.920
<v Speaker 1>When fucking Mexico plays.

1301
00:52:28.920 --> 00:52:31.840
<v Speaker 3>We run out of fucking liquor, we run out of beer.

1302
00:52:32.719 --> 00:52:38.199
<v Speaker 3>When England plays, fucking we make money. The Christian nations,

1303
00:52:38.360 --> 00:52:40.800
<v Speaker 3>we make money. The Muscula nations, we don't make money.

1304
00:52:41.039 --> 00:52:42.000
<v Speaker 1>And here's the other thing.

1305
00:52:42.719 --> 00:52:47.039
<v Speaker 3>All these Muslim all these Muslim countries represented. Not only

1306
00:52:47.119 --> 00:52:50.280
<v Speaker 3>do they not drink beer, they don't drink alcohol. Where

1307
00:52:50.400 --> 00:52:54.920
<v Speaker 3>I work, most of our products are pork. It's all

1308
00:52:55.000 --> 00:52:57.960
<v Speaker 3>the fucking sausages, everything that's porking it. So they come

1309
00:52:58.039 --> 00:53:00.599
<v Speaker 3>to the they come to watch the game and they're

1310
00:53:00.679 --> 00:53:02.880
<v Speaker 3>drinking soda and pretzels.

1311
00:53:03.000 --> 00:53:03.280
<v Speaker 1>That's it.

1312
00:53:03.800 --> 00:53:06.239
<v Speaker 3>They eat pretzels and they drink soda because everything else

1313
00:53:06.360 --> 00:53:12.199
<v Speaker 3>is pork. The Mexicans, yeah, it's the opposite. They fucking

1314
00:53:12.320 --> 00:53:16.440
<v Speaker 3>devour the pork. Mexicans love pork and cervesa.

1315
00:53:17.079 --> 00:53:21.239
<v Speaker 1>Yes, they go wild. Mexico's out, by the way. Brazil,

1316
00:53:21.360 --> 00:53:22.000
<v Speaker 1>Brazil's out.

1317
00:53:22.079 --> 00:53:24.840
<v Speaker 3>They fucking go wid. The Brazilians they drink like animals.

1318
00:53:25.519 --> 00:53:29.360
<v Speaker 3>The Ecuadorians drink like the Equadorians are out, The Brazilians

1319
00:53:29.360 --> 00:53:32.000
<v Speaker 3>are out, the Mexicans are out. All the people that

1320
00:53:32.079 --> 00:53:35.880
<v Speaker 3>were making enough money now even the USA's out right.

1321
00:53:36.280 --> 00:53:37.320
<v Speaker 4>Who's the best tipp is.

1322
00:53:39.679 --> 00:53:41.840
<v Speaker 3>Let me start by answering that question, who are the

1323
00:53:41.920 --> 00:53:46.280
<v Speaker 3>worst tippers? It's not even close, dude. The Brazilians don't tip.

1324
00:53:47.199 --> 00:53:51.000
<v Speaker 3>I don't know the cultural Brazilians mother fucking don't tip.

1325
00:53:52.400 --> 00:53:55.719
<v Speaker 1>They you actually, it costs you money. When you cost

1326
00:53:55.760 --> 00:53:56.199
<v Speaker 1>you money.

1327
00:53:57.239 --> 00:54:04.079
<v Speaker 3>The fucking Ecuadorians don't fucking tip the French, don't fucking

1328
00:54:04.440 --> 00:54:08.880
<v Speaker 3>French dato' fucking because there's no kicking in that country.

1329
00:54:11.360 --> 00:54:11.599
<v Speaker 1>What's that?

1330
00:54:12.840 --> 00:54:15.639
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, they kept, they kept a little better, but it's tolerable.

1331
00:54:16.719 --> 00:54:20.320
<v Speaker 3>By the way, the country that tipped the best USA,

1332
00:54:21.639 --> 00:54:22.960
<v Speaker 3>everyone else really doesn't tip.

1333
00:54:23.559 --> 00:54:25.639
<v Speaker 1>Right, let me put it to this way.

1334
00:54:25.800 --> 00:54:30.960
<v Speaker 3>I'll give you a practical example for the Mexico Ecuadorian game.

1335
00:54:32.039 --> 00:54:33.239
<v Speaker 1>By the way, at the end of that game, just

1336
00:54:33.239 --> 00:54:35.599
<v Speaker 1>see all the fights. It was wild.

1337
00:54:35.840 --> 00:54:39.599
<v Speaker 3>For the Mexican Ecuadorian game, which I did, my tip

1338
00:54:39.679 --> 00:54:43.639
<v Speaker 3>percentage for the entire night was eight percent.

1339
00:54:44.920 --> 00:54:47.119
<v Speaker 1>You know, you understand, Like I didn't get eighteen percent.

1340
00:54:47.159 --> 00:54:49.159
<v Speaker 1>I didn't get to it. By the way, I had like.

1341
00:54:50.880 --> 00:54:54.320
<v Speaker 3>Almost I had like eight thousand dollars in sales over

1342
00:54:54.360 --> 00:54:55.400
<v Speaker 3>the over the course.

1343
00:54:55.199 --> 00:54:56.280
<v Speaker 1>Of the game, because they have to come.

1344
00:54:56.320 --> 00:54:58.599
<v Speaker 3>I had eight thousand dollars in sales, and my percentage

1345
00:54:58.719 --> 00:55:02.280
<v Speaker 3>was my tip percentage was eight per I probably lost

1346
00:55:02.480 --> 00:55:03.239
<v Speaker 3>one thousand dollars.

1347
00:55:03.400 --> 00:55:06.679
<v Speaker 1>Bradley says, you're not entitled to tip. That's American pressure.

1348
00:55:08.159 --> 00:55:10.719
<v Speaker 4>Uh, he's kind of suck it.

1349
00:55:11.360 --> 00:55:14.559
<v Speaker 3>It's it's there's no law that like, it's not there's

1350
00:55:14.559 --> 00:55:16.119
<v Speaker 3>no law that says you have to tip. You can

1351
00:55:16.239 --> 00:55:19.119
<v Speaker 3>absolutely put zero tip. You don't have to pay it.

1352
00:55:20.679 --> 00:55:23.079
<v Speaker 6>Well, you know something, A lot of the servers nowadays,

1353
00:55:23.159 --> 00:55:25.519
<v Speaker 6>they don't deserve to be tipped, in all honesty. They

1354
00:55:25.639 --> 00:55:27.280
<v Speaker 6>just sit there with a look on their face. Every

1355
00:55:27.320 --> 00:55:29.400
<v Speaker 6>way there's a tip bucket and you're walking to home. Deepot,

1356
00:55:29.440 --> 00:55:31.239
<v Speaker 6>there's a tip bucket for the person to push a

1357
00:55:31.280 --> 00:55:34.079
<v Speaker 6>button for you. Everybody has a tick bucket dunkin Donuts.

1358
00:55:34.159 --> 00:55:37.559
<v Speaker 6>Why should this guy get a tip? Why he didn't

1359
00:55:37.559 --> 00:55:38.679
<v Speaker 6>even pull the coffee anymore?

1360
00:55:38.719 --> 00:55:38.800
<v Speaker 3>Bro?

1361
00:55:38.920 --> 00:55:40.760
<v Speaker 4>But hold I know is pull a fucking handle like

1362
00:55:40.840 --> 00:55:43.800
<v Speaker 4>this is beer? This is nonsense. They're charging you six dollars.

1363
00:55:43.840 --> 00:55:45.480
<v Speaker 4>But if I it's a beer, this a bollock kiss.

1364
00:55:46.440 --> 00:55:49.519
<v Speaker 3>I fucking tip everybody, and I make a point to

1365
00:55:49.599 --> 00:55:53.480
<v Speaker 3>do it because you think it's not an easy job dealing.

1366
00:55:53.280 --> 00:55:54.159
<v Speaker 1>With customer service.

1367
00:55:54.199 --> 00:56:00.840
<v Speaker 3>Idea icket everybody dunkin Donuts, you.

1368
00:56:03.639 --> 00:56:07.960
<v Speaker 1>I don't keep my change. I never ever. I always

1369
00:56:08.000 --> 00:56:08.679
<v Speaker 1>throw the change.

1370
00:56:08.920 --> 00:56:15.639
<v Speaker 6>Always say nineteen fifty seven A nickel's not a tip whatever.

1371
00:56:15.719 --> 00:56:17.519
<v Speaker 2>But if everyone threw their change in the tip cup,

1372
00:56:17.599 --> 00:56:19.079
<v Speaker 2>that's that I never.

1373
00:56:19.360 --> 00:56:20.360
<v Speaker 1>Keep my change ever.

1374
00:56:20.880 --> 00:56:23.280
<v Speaker 3>By the way, and if i'm getting ninety five cents back,

1375
00:56:23.440 --> 00:56:25.519
<v Speaker 3>I don't keep it. If I'm getting five cents back,

1376
00:56:25.599 --> 00:56:26.159
<v Speaker 3>I don't keep it.

1377
00:56:26.360 --> 00:56:28.719
<v Speaker 5>All right, listen here, the difference is if you got

1378
00:56:28.840 --> 00:56:31.079
<v Speaker 5>change from your you know, your purchase. I always throw

1379
00:56:31.119 --> 00:56:34.000
<v Speaker 5>on the tip top. But when they turn the fucking

1380
00:56:34.039 --> 00:56:36.119
<v Speaker 5>little thing around where you're getting a cup of coffee

1381
00:56:36.159 --> 00:56:38.039
<v Speaker 5>and it's like how much tip do you want to leave?

1382
00:56:38.079 --> 00:56:40.360
<v Speaker 5>And it's like twenty percent, I'm like, what did you do? No,

1383
00:56:41.079 --> 00:56:42.880
<v Speaker 5>I turn it right back around to them, and then

1384
00:56:42.920 --> 00:56:44.519
<v Speaker 5>then whatever change I have, I throw on the tip

1385
00:56:44.599 --> 00:56:46.159
<v Speaker 5>cup and I take my coffee and I get the

1386
00:56:46.199 --> 00:56:46.880
<v Speaker 5>fuck out of there.

1387
00:56:47.039 --> 00:56:48.559
<v Speaker 1>I'll give you a perfect example of what.

1388
00:56:48.599 --> 00:56:52.360
<v Speaker 3>I'm talking about. I'm coming back from Cony. I'm fucking starving,

1389
00:56:53.079 --> 00:56:57.239
<v Speaker 3>but I want something quick. The one place that's never

1390
00:56:57.360 --> 00:57:01.360
<v Speaker 3>busy is the subway. The subway sub shop, in the

1391
00:57:01.400 --> 00:57:04.119
<v Speaker 3>subway station. This is no one ever in there. So

1392
00:57:04.280 --> 00:57:06.079
<v Speaker 3>I go in there and I just want one of

1393
00:57:06.119 --> 00:57:08.480
<v Speaker 3>those double chocolate cookies. I'm like, don't even put in

1394
00:57:08.519 --> 00:57:10.480
<v Speaker 3>the bag. Put that little that little cell of fan

1395
00:57:10.519 --> 00:57:12.480
<v Speaker 3>you know, they grab it. I'm like, just give it

1396
00:57:12.519 --> 00:57:12.920
<v Speaker 3>to me like that.

1397
00:57:13.000 --> 00:57:14.360
<v Speaker 1>I don't want the bag. I'm gonna eat it now.

1398
00:57:14.840 --> 00:57:18.039
<v Speaker 3>I still tip that motherfucker he did was do this

1399
00:57:18.280 --> 00:57:20.039
<v Speaker 3>and that, And I still tip them because.

1400
00:57:19.800 --> 00:57:20.679
<v Speaker 1>It's the right thing to do.

1401
00:57:21.079 --> 00:57:23.800
<v Speaker 3>And I promise you, God is my witness that will

1402
00:57:23.840 --> 00:57:25.039
<v Speaker 3>be reciprocated back to you.

1403
00:57:25.199 --> 00:57:28.400
<v Speaker 1>That's how the universe works. Everyone like I don't.

1404
00:57:28.480 --> 00:57:30.679
<v Speaker 3>I don't put label. They're like, you deserve to get tipped,

1405
00:57:30.679 --> 00:57:32.559
<v Speaker 3>and you don't. Everyone deserves to do We're all in

1406
00:57:32.599 --> 00:57:33.599
<v Speaker 3>the same fucking boat.

1407
00:57:33.800 --> 00:57:36.960
<v Speaker 1>How about how about a little kumbaya Tony? Yeah, how

1408
00:57:37.000 --> 00:57:40.599
<v Speaker 1>about all the people bucking donuts employees?

1409
00:57:40.920 --> 00:57:42.880
<v Speaker 6>I work, I work in a building. I used to

1410
00:57:42.920 --> 00:57:44.639
<v Speaker 6>live off of tips, right, and now I work in

1411
00:57:44.679 --> 00:57:47.800
<v Speaker 6>a building. I clear people's toilets, I fix people's electrical issues.

1412
00:57:47.840 --> 00:57:49.280
<v Speaker 6>I take care of babies who don't know how to

1413
00:57:49.320 --> 00:57:51.400
<v Speaker 6>flip their breaker switch. Okay, this is the men that

1414
00:57:51.440 --> 00:57:53.440
<v Speaker 6>we're dealing with in this society. And a lot of

1415
00:57:53.480 --> 00:57:56.480
<v Speaker 6>those people didn't tip me and don't tip me, so

1416
00:57:56.639 --> 00:57:59.480
<v Speaker 6>you know something, I'm not with you, Ron, I'm not

1417
00:57:59.599 --> 00:58:02.599
<v Speaker 6>with standing in line added Dunkin Donuts and being the

1418
00:58:02.679 --> 00:58:05.159
<v Speaker 6>only person in the Dunkin Donuts while these people are

1419
00:58:05.199 --> 00:58:05.679
<v Speaker 6>filling out.

1420
00:58:05.840 --> 00:58:07.320
<v Speaker 4>You know the app Oh, I got to make an

1421
00:58:07.320 --> 00:58:09.360
<v Speaker 4>app called the app Coffy. I'm the only one fucking standing.

1422
00:58:09.400 --> 00:58:11.480
<v Speaker 6>I'm standing there for fifteen minutes because this guy gotta

1423
00:58:11.519 --> 00:58:13.039
<v Speaker 6>make twenty tickets from a fucking app.

1424
00:58:13.199 --> 00:58:14.519
<v Speaker 4>And then I gotta tip you off the top of it.

1425
00:58:14.840 --> 00:58:15.920
<v Speaker 4>Suck it, bro, stroke it.

1426
00:58:16.159 --> 00:58:17.239
<v Speaker 6>I still give it to them.

1427
00:58:18.320 --> 00:58:21.760
<v Speaker 1>Still give it to them. I mean people.

1428
00:58:21.599 --> 00:58:23.320
<v Speaker 4>Smoking cigarettes and dunkin Donuts.

1429
00:58:23.760 --> 00:58:25.119
<v Speaker 2>That's my Tony p right there.

1430
00:58:25.320 --> 00:58:28.039
<v Speaker 5>I'm one hundred percent with you, No, Hey, I want

1431
00:58:28.079 --> 00:58:30.039
<v Speaker 5>to do it right. Then you go into a place

1432
00:58:30.159 --> 00:58:31.599
<v Speaker 5>and you're like, when are they gonna get to me?

1433
00:58:31.719 --> 00:58:33.920
<v Speaker 2>Oh, that's right. All the Uber Eats orders are coming in.

1434
00:58:33.920 --> 00:58:35.400
<v Speaker 5>They got to take care of that ship as all

1435
00:58:35.480 --> 00:58:37.760
<v Speaker 5>the all the African guys are standing around waiting for

1436
00:58:37.840 --> 00:58:39.920
<v Speaker 5>their bags so they could jump on their evs and

1437
00:58:40.039 --> 00:58:40.519
<v Speaker 5>deliver them.

1438
00:58:40.559 --> 00:58:42.400
<v Speaker 2>And you're sitting there like a schmuck. And then they

1439
00:58:42.480 --> 00:58:44.679
<v Speaker 2>finally get to you, and then they turn that thing

1440
00:58:44.800 --> 00:58:47.039
<v Speaker 2>around and they want to tip. Go fuck yourself. I'm

1441
00:58:47.039 --> 00:58:49.000
<v Speaker 2>with you, tone Hey.

1442
00:58:49.000 --> 00:58:51.239
<v Speaker 3>I want to ask be a man a question because

1443
00:58:51.599 --> 00:58:55.440
<v Speaker 3>he'll he'll understand this. First of all, dunkin Donuts in

1444
00:58:55.559 --> 00:58:59.960
<v Speaker 3>Massachusetts and Boston, it's it's it's king everyone goes, I'm gonna,

1445
00:59:00.079 --> 00:59:02.840
<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna. I'm going on a Duncan run my cousin.

1446
00:59:03.280 --> 00:59:06.280
<v Speaker 3>My cousin is a sixth grade teacher. What what what

1447
00:59:06.400 --> 00:59:09.039
<v Speaker 3>do teachers get from their students? They get the Duncan cads,

1448
00:59:09.559 --> 00:59:10.400
<v Speaker 3>Christmas presents.

1449
00:59:10.440 --> 00:59:13.599
<v Speaker 1>That's what people want. Be a man. This is what

1450
00:59:13.719 --> 00:59:14.320
<v Speaker 1>I've noticed.

1451
00:59:15.960 --> 00:59:18.039
<v Speaker 3>There's a million Dunkin Donuts in New York City, right,

1452
00:59:18.639 --> 00:59:23.760
<v Speaker 3>but they're all staffed with like Bangladesh. In Boston, the

1453
00:59:23.840 --> 00:59:26.880
<v Speaker 3>Duncan Donuts are still staffed with white trash.

1454
00:59:27.039 --> 00:59:27.519
<v Speaker 1>Is that true?

1455
00:59:28.000 --> 00:59:29.519
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that college kids.

1456
00:59:31.400 --> 00:59:32.639
<v Speaker 1>But you don't see.

1457
00:59:32.920 --> 00:59:36.400
<v Speaker 3>White people working in Dunkin Donuts. I've never seen it

1458
00:59:36.440 --> 00:59:42.559
<v Speaker 3>in New York City. But the Duncan Donuts in Massachusetts

1459
00:59:42.599 --> 00:59:46.159
<v Speaker 3>is still like middle aged white men and women.

1460
00:59:48.400 --> 00:59:50.679
<v Speaker 2>I local donut shop humor is the best?

1461
00:59:53.280 --> 00:59:53.800
<v Speaker 1>Was that a dig?

1462
00:59:57.800 --> 01:00:01.280
<v Speaker 4>Getting back to a restaurant? You know, average service? I

1463
01:00:01.320 --> 01:00:02.840
<v Speaker 4>give twenty correct?

1464
01:00:03.320 --> 01:00:07.000
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, oh no, if the service is great, I'm I'm

1465
01:00:07.039 --> 01:00:09.639
<v Speaker 5>even over twenty sometimes because I'm saving money on the

1466
01:00:09.679 --> 01:00:11.760
<v Speaker 5>other end when I say no tip for you, because

1467
01:00:12.039 --> 01:00:13.280
<v Speaker 5>fuck you for making me wait.

1468
01:00:13.480 --> 01:00:15.519
<v Speaker 2>And then if I get really good service at a restaurant, yeah,

1469
01:00:15.519 --> 01:00:16.519
<v Speaker 2>I'll go over twenty.

1470
01:00:16.320 --> 01:00:18.400
<v Speaker 1>Man, Well, hold on, what if you get bad service?

1471
01:00:18.440 --> 01:00:18.920
<v Speaker 1>You don't tip.

1472
01:00:19.559 --> 01:00:21.719
<v Speaker 2>If I get bad service, that number starts dropping in

1473
01:00:21.800 --> 01:00:22.119
<v Speaker 2>my head.

1474
01:00:22.280 --> 01:00:24.599
<v Speaker 1>Trust me, I don't know how low do you go.

1475
01:00:25.280 --> 01:00:27.760
<v Speaker 1>I've gone down at ten. Oh, that's bad.

1476
01:00:27.880 --> 01:00:29.639
<v Speaker 2>Recently I went down to about twelve.

1477
01:00:30.920 --> 01:00:32.800
<v Speaker 5>And the big problem with this one was we were

1478
01:00:32.800 --> 01:00:34.840
<v Speaker 5>in a sushi joint, me and the wife and the kids,

1479
01:00:35.199 --> 01:00:37.519
<v Speaker 5>and uh, a table came in after us got.

1480
01:00:37.480 --> 01:00:40.159
<v Speaker 2>And they got all there for everything before us.

1481
01:00:40.239 --> 01:00:42.639
<v Speaker 5>I'm like, oh, this numbers drop in in real time,

1482
01:00:43.000 --> 01:00:44.519
<v Speaker 5>and I think I think in the end it was

1483
01:00:44.559 --> 01:00:46.280
<v Speaker 5>about twelve and I didn't even want to give the twelve.

1484
01:00:46.599 --> 01:00:49.920
<v Speaker 1>That's the reason, dude. They could have ordered something that

1485
01:00:50.000 --> 01:00:51.639
<v Speaker 1>takes much quicker than what you ordered.

1486
01:00:51.760 --> 01:00:53.360
<v Speaker 2>Nah, we ordered basic, I got.

1487
01:00:53.480 --> 01:00:55.559
<v Speaker 1>You don't know what they ordered, dude.

1488
01:00:55.599 --> 01:00:58.400
<v Speaker 5>My kids don't need anything fancy and a sushi joint,

1489
01:00:58.440 --> 01:00:59.599
<v Speaker 5>I don't need anything fancy.

1490
01:01:00.039 --> 01:01:01.800
<v Speaker 2>And she didn't come back to fill the waters. That

1491
01:01:01.960 --> 01:01:04.880
<v Speaker 2>was that that crush your one percent? Right there? Oh,

1492
01:01:04.960 --> 01:01:05.679
<v Speaker 2>I keep track?

1493
01:01:06.119 --> 01:01:09.119
<v Speaker 1>Have you been there before? Yes, I'm also they you.

1494
01:01:10.400 --> 01:01:12.760
<v Speaker 5>I'm a beautiful mind with the tipping beautiful. I got

1495
01:01:12.800 --> 01:01:15.559
<v Speaker 5>the numbers all over the place. When I'm minus one

1496
01:01:15.599 --> 01:01:17.559
<v Speaker 5>percent for that. Oh you're going back up two percent

1497
01:01:17.559 --> 01:01:20.119
<v Speaker 5>because you did something nice there. Oh yeah, I'm paying attention.

1498
01:01:20.519 --> 01:01:23.000
<v Speaker 5>Why why just give anyone a twenty percent tip? They

1499
01:01:23.119 --> 01:01:25.559
<v Speaker 5>got to earn it, right, Be a man, you're a man.

1500
01:01:26.719 --> 01:01:29.039
<v Speaker 4>I was out with a Chinese girl last week and uh,

1501
01:01:29.719 --> 01:01:31.480
<v Speaker 4>we go. We go a couple of times a week.

1502
01:01:31.519 --> 01:01:34.440
<v Speaker 4>And we were at dinner and something happened and she's like,

1503
01:01:34.559 --> 01:01:35.960
<v Speaker 4>that's that's minus one percent.

1504
01:01:36.320 --> 01:01:39.199
<v Speaker 8>It's too serious. That's minus one percent. But he's not

1505
01:01:39.360 --> 01:01:42.239
<v Speaker 8>filling on water, you know, not checking on us, you know,

1506
01:01:42.360 --> 01:01:43.320
<v Speaker 8>not bringing do you order?

1507
01:01:43.519 --> 01:01:43.920
<v Speaker 4>Wasn't right?

1508
01:01:44.199 --> 01:01:47.760
<v Speaker 8>Told I asked for mustard, never came back with that's

1509
01:01:47.840 --> 01:01:50.519
<v Speaker 8>one percent, right serious? I still gave twenty percent.

1510
01:01:50.599 --> 01:01:53.360
<v Speaker 5>But well, I mean that's where we're different. I'll tell

1511
01:01:53.400 --> 01:01:56.559
<v Speaker 5>you what happened. At the end of the sushi joint experience.

1512
01:01:57.000 --> 01:01:59.880
<v Speaker 5>She was at a solid fifteen percent tip. She she

1513
01:02:00.159 --> 01:02:03.000
<v Speaker 5>lost a five, but she still had a fifteen percent.

1514
01:02:02.840 --> 01:02:03.679
<v Speaker 2>Tip coming her way.

1515
01:02:04.159 --> 01:02:04.599
<v Speaker 5>And then.

1516
01:02:06.639 --> 01:02:08.880
<v Speaker 2>My credit card was on the bill for like ten

1517
01:02:09.159 --> 01:02:10.840
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, when is she gonna grab this fucking thing?

1518
01:02:10.920 --> 01:02:11.840
<v Speaker 2>So we get out of here.

1519
01:02:12.159 --> 01:02:15.360
<v Speaker 5>Oh, I'm like, what the And I see her like

1520
01:02:15.480 --> 01:02:17.440
<v Speaker 5>taking care of this and the Uber Eats and the

1521
01:02:17.559 --> 01:02:18.679
<v Speaker 5>table that came after us.

1522
01:02:18.719 --> 01:02:20.079
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, when the fuck is she going to take

1523
01:02:20.119 --> 01:02:20.679
<v Speaker 2>our fucking bill?

1524
01:02:20.719 --> 01:02:23.119
<v Speaker 4>I always I always asked for the bill when I'm eating.

1525
01:02:23.079 --> 01:02:26.639
<v Speaker 2>And I dramatic that that hammered her three percent. So

1526
01:02:26.760 --> 01:02:28.440
<v Speaker 2>by the end she was down a twelve percent.

1527
01:02:28.639 --> 01:02:31.000
<v Speaker 3>But you got like a little fucking pike cut of like, oh,

1528
01:02:31.199 --> 01:02:34.000
<v Speaker 3>this infraction is this is this points off like like

1529
01:02:34.480 --> 01:02:35.880
<v Speaker 3>like like a driver's license.

1530
01:02:36.280 --> 01:02:40.079
<v Speaker 5>Everyone started this, Everyone starts at twenty. They could go

1531
01:02:40.239 --> 01:02:43.400
<v Speaker 5>up and they could go down, and she was at

1532
01:02:43.639 --> 01:02:45.199
<v Speaker 5>a solid fifteen percent. Of all she had to do

1533
01:02:45.320 --> 01:02:47.239
<v Speaker 5>was grab my fucking credit card and get us the

1534
01:02:47.239 --> 01:02:49.559
<v Speaker 5>fuck out of there, because there's obviously obviously we were done,

1535
01:02:49.880 --> 01:02:52.119
<v Speaker 5>we were bored. We wanted to move on because I

1536
01:02:52.159 --> 01:02:53.760
<v Speaker 5>think we were gonna go to a movie or something.

1537
01:02:53.840 --> 01:02:56.639
<v Speaker 5>Try I remember, and and she took so long, like nope,

1538
01:02:56.679 --> 01:02:57.599
<v Speaker 5>that's another three percent.

1539
01:02:58.119 --> 01:02:58.960
<v Speaker 2>I don't know what to tell you.

1540
01:02:59.480 --> 01:03:02.719
<v Speaker 4>Sorry, listen, man, that's what you gotta do. That's what

1541
01:03:02.800 --> 01:03:04.400
<v Speaker 4>you gotta do. I try to help them along.

1542
01:03:04.519 --> 01:03:06.480
<v Speaker 9>It's a tough job. I mean, I could never do it.

1543
01:03:06.559 --> 01:03:08.360
<v Speaker 9>I can never be I did it for years, and

1544
01:03:08.440 --> 01:03:10.239
<v Speaker 9>I try, I try to help people out. Oh, I'll

1545
01:03:10.280 --> 01:03:12.599
<v Speaker 9>give you the hack. You know, you can either ask

1546
01:03:12.679 --> 01:03:14.960
<v Speaker 9>for the check while you're eating, or when you ask

1547
01:03:15.039 --> 01:03:15.280
<v Speaker 9>for the.

1548
01:03:15.400 --> 01:03:18.880
<v Speaker 4>Check, you know, just give the cart go boom. As

1549
01:03:18.880 --> 01:03:20.400
<v Speaker 4>soon as she gives you the check. Do you really

1550
01:03:20.440 --> 01:03:22.000
<v Speaker 4>have to look it over? You can look it over after.

1551
01:03:22.039 --> 01:03:24.440
<v Speaker 2>I don't look over be a man, right, you don't

1552
01:03:24.440 --> 01:03:25.159
<v Speaker 2>look over the billy.

1553
01:03:25.719 --> 01:03:26.400
<v Speaker 4>No, that's what I mean.

1554
01:03:26.559 --> 01:03:29.559
<v Speaker 2>No, My My point is this though, I also I'm

1555
01:03:29.719 --> 01:03:33.480
<v Speaker 2>I'm fully aware. I'm aware if I see the waitress,

1556
01:03:33.719 --> 01:03:36.760
<v Speaker 2>the waitress is getting hammered. All right, no percent off?

1557
01:03:36.880 --> 01:03:39.199
<v Speaker 2>Right now, you're good, I get it. But then you

1558
01:03:39.280 --> 01:03:40.599
<v Speaker 2>start picking up on the little things.

1559
01:03:40.639 --> 01:03:44.559
<v Speaker 4>You're like, no, the lot of them got multitask, you know,

1560
01:03:46.000 --> 01:03:46.679
<v Speaker 4>hold on, hold on?

1561
01:03:47.000 --> 01:03:50.280
<v Speaker 1>You say you start at twenty, go down and we're up.

1562
01:03:50.960 --> 01:03:51.599
<v Speaker 2>You do go up?

1563
01:03:52.320 --> 01:03:54.920
<v Speaker 1>How what's the fathers you've gone up?

1564
01:03:55.639 --> 01:03:58.159
<v Speaker 2>I honestly couldn't tell you. But I've definitely been over thirty,

1565
01:03:58.199 --> 01:03:59.599
<v Speaker 2>and I've been over thirty.

1566
01:03:59.599 --> 01:04:02.079
<v Speaker 5>At times when you get an amazing service and they're

1567
01:04:02.320 --> 01:04:04.079
<v Speaker 5>giving you a little something extra, like this is on

1568
01:04:04.159 --> 01:04:06.280
<v Speaker 5>the house or whatever, Yes, of course I do.

1569
01:04:07.679 --> 01:04:10.920
<v Speaker 3>I picture you now with like that little cap with

1570
01:04:11.119 --> 01:04:13.320
<v Speaker 3>like the green like the Green Sea, through plastic on

1571
01:04:13.360 --> 01:04:15.239
<v Speaker 3>it like a bean counter, and you got your clipboard

1572
01:04:15.559 --> 01:04:17.760
<v Speaker 3>and you're like, oh, minus too.

1573
01:04:18.440 --> 01:04:22.000
<v Speaker 2>Look, look, I'll be completely honest with you. I could

1574
01:04:22.039 --> 01:04:24.880
<v Speaker 2>be uh, I could be an asshole. I could be

1575
01:04:24.960 --> 01:04:27.519
<v Speaker 2>a dick out. Oh you don't think I know. Of

1576
01:04:27.639 --> 01:04:28.400
<v Speaker 2>course I know, Roy.

1577
01:04:28.880 --> 01:04:31.480
<v Speaker 5>But my point is my wife is the complete opposite.

1578
01:04:31.880 --> 01:04:34.960
<v Speaker 5>So when I start seeing her in a restaurant going wow,

1579
01:04:35.000 --> 01:04:35.719
<v Speaker 5>what's going on here?

1580
01:04:35.760 --> 01:04:38.920
<v Speaker 2>Why is it? I'm like, ah ha a. And that's

1581
01:04:38.960 --> 01:04:40.320
<v Speaker 2>when the numbers start dropping.

1582
01:04:40.760 --> 01:04:42.960
<v Speaker 1>How how often have you been to the sushi place?

1583
01:04:45.000 --> 01:04:48.320
<v Speaker 2>Man, No, less than I don't know, twenty twenty five times.

1584
01:04:48.840 --> 01:04:49.880
<v Speaker 1>So they know you well.

1585
01:04:50.920 --> 01:04:53.719
<v Speaker 5>Well, they're under now they know you well and that

1586
01:04:53.960 --> 01:04:56.239
<v Speaker 5>they're under new ownership. But they've they've had at least

1587
01:04:56.320 --> 01:04:57.920
<v Speaker 5>eight months to figure it out. And it was the

1588
01:04:57.960 --> 01:04:59.840
<v Speaker 5>first time we went under a new ownership.

1589
01:05:01.079 --> 01:05:03.840
<v Speaker 1>Oh so that's the first time they've seen you the

1590
01:05:03.960 --> 01:05:04.480
<v Speaker 1>new staff.

1591
01:05:04.599 --> 01:05:08.039
<v Speaker 5>Yes, it's pretty much the same place, but the old

1592
01:05:08.079 --> 01:05:10.639
<v Speaker 5>people sold it and then the place sat there or whatever.

1593
01:05:11.400 --> 01:05:15.440
<v Speaker 2>Many people looked over one waitress who was really nice.

1594
01:05:15.480 --> 01:05:16.880
<v Speaker 2>It was like, oh, I good to see you guys.

1595
01:05:18.039 --> 01:05:19.679
<v Speaker 2>And then we got the waitress that I don't know

1596
01:05:19.719 --> 01:05:20.480
<v Speaker 2>what the fuck was going on.

1597
01:05:20.519 --> 01:05:24.239
<v Speaker 1>And waitress, you gotta say, hey, you gotta let him know.

1598
01:05:24.320 --> 01:05:26.440
<v Speaker 1>I'm I'm an o G mister bro.

1599
01:05:27.119 --> 01:05:29.480
<v Speaker 6>Maybe maybe your waitress was working next door at the

1600
01:05:29.519 --> 01:05:33.039
<v Speaker 6>massage Paula too, all right.

1601
01:05:32.960 --> 01:05:33.400
<v Speaker 2>T thanks.

1602
01:05:37.519 --> 01:05:40.679
<v Speaker 5>We actually had a theory on that back in the day, Like,

1603
01:05:41.119 --> 01:05:44.239
<v Speaker 5>you know, the job to get is the sushi waitress,

1604
01:05:44.400 --> 01:05:47.320
<v Speaker 5>but you do have to start, you know, next door,

1605
01:05:48.360 --> 01:05:50.960
<v Speaker 5>and then if you do well next door, then they

1606
01:05:51.000 --> 01:05:52.480
<v Speaker 5>move you to the front of that store so you

1607
01:05:52.559 --> 01:05:54.440
<v Speaker 5>do nails, and then if you do nails right, then

1608
01:05:54.480 --> 01:05:57.239
<v Speaker 5>the ultimate is to get the job as the waitress.

1609
01:05:57.880 --> 01:06:00.239
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but dabbling Dan goes, ope, do you do you

1610
01:06:00.320 --> 01:06:03.800
<v Speaker 2>tip your doorman? Don't get me.

1611
01:06:05.360 --> 01:06:07.840
<v Speaker 1>When you're forced to for Christmas?

1612
01:06:09.599 --> 01:06:10.039
<v Speaker 2>Be a man.

1613
01:06:10.320 --> 01:06:14.079
<v Speaker 5>So every Christmas my building hands out a pamphlet. I

1614
01:06:14.119 --> 01:06:15.719
<v Speaker 5>don't know the numbers anymore because it's been a few

1615
01:06:15.719 --> 01:06:18.400
<v Speaker 5>months now, but I think it was over thirty people

1616
01:06:18.480 --> 01:06:18.840
<v Speaker 5>this year.

1617
01:06:19.840 --> 01:06:22.079
<v Speaker 2>Don't hold me to the exact number, but around there

1618
01:06:22.599 --> 01:06:25.440
<v Speaker 2>and they all expect a Christmas tip and yeah, you

1619
01:06:25.519 --> 01:06:27.559
<v Speaker 2>got a stuff envelopes And I'm like, I don't even

1620
01:06:27.559 --> 01:06:29.800
<v Speaker 2>know half these fucking people. Yeah, why do they tip

1621
01:06:29.920 --> 01:06:30.360
<v Speaker 2>fucking me.

1622
01:06:30.840 --> 01:06:32.000
<v Speaker 4>Take care of the ones that are good to you.

1623
01:06:32.159 --> 01:06:33.440
<v Speaker 2>That's all. That's what I do.

1624
01:06:34.039 --> 01:06:36.840
<v Speaker 5>But remember the old days, so you would walk around

1625
01:06:36.920 --> 01:06:40.239
<v Speaker 5>I mean this was my father's generation mostly, but you

1626
01:06:40.360 --> 01:06:43.639
<v Speaker 5>walked around around Christmas with money. Hey, here's here's some money.

1627
01:06:43.679 --> 01:06:46.559
<v Speaker 5>Here's some money, here's some Now it's all formal and organized.

1628
01:06:46.559 --> 01:06:49.679
<v Speaker 5>They literally, uh send out a pamphlet with everyone what

1629
01:06:49.880 --> 01:06:52.840
<v Speaker 5>they do. There's their picture in case you don't know

1630
01:06:52.880 --> 01:06:55.199
<v Speaker 5>who the fuck they are, this is their name, and

1631
01:06:55.639 --> 01:06:57.559
<v Speaker 5>then they suggest what they deserve.

1632
01:06:58.119 --> 01:07:00.480
<v Speaker 4>It's like I plateated, it's organized and formal, but what

1633
01:07:00.639 --> 01:07:00.960
<v Speaker 4>the no.

1634
01:07:01.239 --> 01:07:03.320
<v Speaker 5>You walk around with cash and you take care of

1635
01:07:03.360 --> 01:07:05.480
<v Speaker 5>the people that took care of you over the last year.

1636
01:07:06.199 --> 01:07:07.440
<v Speaker 2>It drives me nuts.

1637
01:07:08.079 --> 01:07:10.079
<v Speaker 4>Everything's different, different world now, buddy.

1638
01:07:10.280 --> 01:07:11.039
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I hear you.

1639
01:07:11.159 --> 01:07:12.880
<v Speaker 5>All right, we should start wrapping up. This was a

1640
01:07:13.679 --> 01:07:15.519
<v Speaker 5>This was an interesting show to say the least.

1641
01:07:15.639 --> 01:07:17.519
<v Speaker 2>My God, be a man. Thank you so much.

1642
01:07:18.039 --> 01:07:19.639
<v Speaker 4>Are you doing tomorrow? Right? Tomorrow?

1643
01:07:19.880 --> 01:07:20.199
<v Speaker 1>Today?

1644
01:07:20.719 --> 01:07:21.480
<v Speaker 4>Tomorrow's wing?

1645
01:07:21.920 --> 01:07:25.159
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, he wings, He's he's battling Joey Chestnut tomorrow right,

1646
01:07:25.440 --> 01:07:25.880
<v Speaker 6>did you know that?

1647
01:07:27.519 --> 01:07:27.719
<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

1648
01:07:28.199 --> 01:07:29.400
<v Speaker 1>What kind of bagu you're doing?

1649
01:07:29.679 --> 01:07:32.880
<v Speaker 8>Three thousand people signed up so far to be in

1650
01:07:32.920 --> 01:07:37.000
<v Speaker 8>attendance where up in Seabrook at the Brook the casino

1651
01:07:37.559 --> 01:07:40.320
<v Speaker 8>Seabrook should be the dog track. It's a casino.

1652
01:07:40.440 --> 01:07:43.599
<v Speaker 3>Now, did you say you're going against Joey chest Nuts? Yes, dude,

1653
01:07:43.599 --> 01:07:44.800
<v Speaker 3>he's a good hot dogs in them.

1654
01:07:46.199 --> 01:07:47.199
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he's probably stuffed.

1655
01:07:47.239 --> 01:07:49.440
<v Speaker 4>Still, I heard you can eat two hundred and fifty

1656
01:07:49.440 --> 01:07:50.039
<v Speaker 4>and ten minutes.

1657
01:07:51.360 --> 01:07:53.039
<v Speaker 1>How many have you done? I?

1658
01:07:53.400 --> 01:07:56.000
<v Speaker 4>Well, I haven't really practiced that much, but I did.

1659
01:07:56.840 --> 01:07:58.400
<v Speaker 4>I did like a hundred in an hour.

1660
01:08:00.480 --> 01:08:03.719
<v Speaker 2>He's gonna kick yours, yeah, I mean, I mean, but.

1661
01:08:04.000 --> 01:08:05.760
<v Speaker 4>I was taking my time, so I'll go quick. But

1662
01:08:05.840 --> 01:08:07.360
<v Speaker 4>there's just like seven people in it.

1663
01:08:07.800 --> 01:08:10.719
<v Speaker 8>Well, somebody else's like professional leaders and I do a

1664
01:08:10.760 --> 01:08:12.760
<v Speaker 8>lot of work for the casino, so they have the

1665
01:08:12.840 --> 01:08:13.559
<v Speaker 8>met participate.

1666
01:08:14.199 --> 01:08:16.159
<v Speaker 1>But what do you do a lot of work for

1667
01:08:16.239 --> 01:08:18.119
<v Speaker 1>the casino? Like, what does that mean?

1668
01:08:18.680 --> 01:08:21.319
<v Speaker 8>It's a it's a casino. You know the Seabrook Dog Track, right,

1669
01:08:21.319 --> 01:08:23.960
<v Speaker 8>remember that? Yeah, Okay, that's a casino. Now it's called

1670
01:08:24.159 --> 01:08:25.359
<v Speaker 8>no But what do you do for the casino?

1671
01:08:25.920 --> 01:08:28.279
<v Speaker 4>I do like appearances and we do a lot of

1672
01:08:28.920 --> 01:08:32.399
<v Speaker 4>advertised make videos. Oh yeah, so they asked me to

1673
01:08:32.439 --> 01:08:32.760
<v Speaker 4>come to this.

1674
01:08:33.359 --> 01:08:35.479
<v Speaker 1>Wow, you're like a big deal.

1675
01:08:35.560 --> 01:08:38.359
<v Speaker 4>Talking about it on the ninety eight point five radio

1676
01:08:38.439 --> 01:08:42.159
<v Speaker 4>station I get on. Yeah, yeah, they're talking about well, no,

1677
01:08:42.239 --> 01:08:42.600
<v Speaker 4>what I.

1678
01:08:42.600 --> 01:08:45.000
<v Speaker 5>Mean, eating one hundred wings in an hour is insanely impressive.

1679
01:08:45.039 --> 01:08:47.880
<v Speaker 5>But it's gonna look bad chesnow, which is crazy to me.

1680
01:08:48.279 --> 01:08:50.640
<v Speaker 4>I was taking my time. I mean, I just you know,

1681
01:08:51.159 --> 01:08:53.079
<v Speaker 4>went slow, so I'll go. I'll go fast.

1682
01:08:53.520 --> 01:08:54.720
<v Speaker 1>You know the technique is you just go.

1683
01:08:55.800 --> 01:08:56.920
<v Speaker 2>I'm just slamming.

1684
01:08:57.680 --> 01:09:00.680
<v Speaker 4>Literally, I heard the wings. I had dude, like, you

1685
01:09:00.760 --> 01:09:02.600
<v Speaker 4>etn push the opening up and stick your face in there?

1686
01:09:05.399 --> 01:09:06.079
<v Speaker 1>Now you won't tell me?

1687
01:09:07.239 --> 01:09:07.840
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I'm awake.

1688
01:09:07.920 --> 01:09:09.079
<v Speaker 2>Now, bro, there you go.

1689
01:09:09.399 --> 01:09:10.359
<v Speaker 1>Do you do the drumstick?

1690
01:09:10.640 --> 01:09:17.560
<v Speaker 4>Just yeah, like a sucking dick. I guess I do

1691
01:09:17.640 --> 01:09:19.319
<v Speaker 4>it from the side, though I don't do it that way.

1692
01:09:19.520 --> 01:09:22.039
<v Speaker 4>I do it from like. That's why I eat a

1693
01:09:22.079 --> 01:09:23.119
<v Speaker 4>banana too, from the site.

1694
01:09:23.520 --> 01:09:26.000
<v Speaker 2>Now you break off the banana. Everyone knows you break

1695
01:09:26.039 --> 01:09:28.399
<v Speaker 2>it off. No one looks cool eating a banana. That

1696
01:09:28.680 --> 01:09:29.680
<v Speaker 2>I'm conscious of.

1697
01:09:29.720 --> 01:09:32.119
<v Speaker 1>When I rade eating banana. When I want to.

1698
01:09:32.119 --> 01:09:34.199
<v Speaker 2>Eat a banana, I break that ship off. You know.

1699
01:09:34.239 --> 01:09:36.199
<v Speaker 5>I don't give a ship about socks and sandals and

1700
01:09:36.319 --> 01:09:38.159
<v Speaker 5>all this other garbage, But when I eat a banana,

1701
01:09:38.199 --> 01:09:42.199
<v Speaker 5>I break it off like a man, my father, right,

1702
01:09:42.399 --> 01:09:42.960
<v Speaker 5>just break.

1703
01:09:42.800 --> 01:09:44.479
<v Speaker 2>It off and you have to bite a t ice cream.

1704
01:09:44.520 --> 01:09:45.680
<v Speaker 4>You know, you didn't tell me why. I was only

1705
01:09:45.760 --> 01:09:47.279
<v Speaker 4>like six or something. You didn't tell me why. So no,

1706
01:09:47.399 --> 01:09:48.119
<v Speaker 4>that's not how you eat it.

1707
01:09:51.479 --> 01:09:54.199
<v Speaker 3>The one thing that looks weird is when you see

1708
01:09:54.279 --> 01:09:57.680
<v Speaker 3>like an o beeste woman eating a banana and you're like,

1709
01:09:57.920 --> 01:10:01.520
<v Speaker 3>come on, come on, was that for show?

1710
01:10:02.359 --> 01:10:04.560
<v Speaker 1>It just looks weird. Just have a fucking piece of cake.

1711
01:10:06.000 --> 01:10:06.239
<v Speaker 2>Thank you.

1712
01:10:07.479 --> 01:10:10.960
<v Speaker 1>That was a I guess that was enough you all right, So.

1713
01:10:11.079 --> 01:10:13.239
<v Speaker 2>It's be a man on all the social media. You're

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<v Speaker 2>gonna have a big gig tomorrow. Good luck to your brother.

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<v Speaker 4>I really appreciate you.

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01:10:16.399 --> 01:10:18.479
<v Speaker 2>Check it out the show and doing it today you guys.

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<v Speaker 4>Tuesday will be in town.

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01:10:19.520 --> 01:10:21.640
<v Speaker 1>Hold on, I gotta warm, I gotta warm. Be a man.

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<v Speaker 1>Be careful with Joey Chestnut. He's like he's like a

1720
01:10:25.760 --> 01:10:26.600
<v Speaker 1>he's a fellon dude.

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<v Speaker 3>He had to get special permission to like travel because

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01:10:28.960 --> 01:10:31.119
<v Speaker 3>he like he fucking beats people up.

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<v Speaker 1>So just don't piss off Joey chestnutt Uh.

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<v Speaker 4>He didn't. He wasn't. He fucked up.

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<v Speaker 8>Because I saw the video. It was like an apology video.

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01:10:38.439 --> 01:10:40.039
<v Speaker 8>He got fucked up at a bar or something. Don't

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<v Speaker 8>remember doing it. Beat somebody's hands.

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01:10:42.760 --> 01:10:43.279
<v Speaker 2>It probably had.

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01:10:43.560 --> 01:10:45.119
<v Speaker 3>It was like someone at a bob But then what

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<v Speaker 3>do you think they said to him, like, hey, you

1731
01:10:46.600 --> 01:10:48.840
<v Speaker 3>look like you look like you look like a home movie.

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<v Speaker 4>He got rushed. Somebody rushed the competition when he was right.

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<v Speaker 4>Get the guy in the headlock.

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<v Speaker 2>Once, you gotta give a break. He has the meat sweats.

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01:10:57.680 --> 01:10:58.800
<v Speaker 2>You gotta give the guy a break.

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<v Speaker 5>Man, if I can't even imagine eating that many hot

1737
01:11:01.239 --> 01:11:02.840
<v Speaker 5>dogs and what that does to your body, and I

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<v Speaker 5>know he's probably you know, getting rid of it immediately

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<v Speaker 5>after the competition.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, they don't.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm talking.

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<v Speaker 5>After the competition's over and you go around the corner

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<v Speaker 5>and you find a wall.

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<v Speaker 1>No, that's horrible for your body, he says. He hiberndates.

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01:11:20.199 --> 01:11:22.119
<v Speaker 1>He says, he sleeps for three days. He says, you

1747
01:11:22.199 --> 01:11:25.119
<v Speaker 1>can't do that. You can't vomit, because then if you

1748
01:11:25.199 --> 01:11:26.800
<v Speaker 1>do that, you'll vomit during the competition.

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<v Speaker 3>You'll get that reflex. Dude, he they say, what what

1750
01:11:29.880 --> 01:11:32.119
<v Speaker 3>do you do after you win? He goes, I sleep

1751
01:11:32.199 --> 01:11:32.800
<v Speaker 3>for three days?

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<v Speaker 2>All right?

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<v Speaker 7>All right, let's end this thing total on his what tone?

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<v Speaker 7>No no, no, no, no go ahead, no go ya.

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01:11:41.840 --> 01:11:45.439
<v Speaker 7>We'll save it for another day. Talk about butt boles

1756
01:11:45.439 --> 01:11:46.840
<v Speaker 7>and hot bolts. That's what we were talking about the

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<v Speaker 7>other day. And chess that's still alive.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, Tony P.

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<v Speaker 5>Comedy on Instagram, Ron Berman Comedy on the on the

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<v Speaker 5>social media, and of course be a man, thanks anyway, Boston,

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<v Speaker 5>be a man. Sorry, yes, yes, suppose, but you don't

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<v Speaker 5>need more followers. I saw your number.

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<v Speaker 2>It's you're over two billion, and that's how we end.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you, guys, I greatly appreciate it. Have a great

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<v Speaker 2>weekend and we'll have a good week everybody. Yes, bye bye,