Speaker 1: Yeah, I could do that. I can, I can. It's
Speaker 1: fucking ooze it off for you was Jesus Christ. I'm
Speaker 1: about to give you a time out.
Speaker 2: What is losing off me?
Speaker 3: Ron?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 1: Wow? Your ornery? You're cranky? Yeah, old man in the sea.
Speaker 2: No looking out youthful.
Speaker 5: I look today, some warings I look like ten fifteen
Speaker 5: years younger, and then some days I look like Joe Biden.
Speaker 5: I don't understand what happens with his face on a
Speaker 5: day to day basis, but it is f you Friday.
Speaker 2: I am cranky. You are more percent correct. We have
Speaker 2: started the show, believe or not.
Speaker 5: That's Ronnie Babes in the middle, ron Berman comedy on
Speaker 5: all the socials. His venmo is scrolling above. He doesn't
Speaker 5: deserve it yet. Wait for him to do something, then
Speaker 5: give him a venmo. But I deserve something already. So
Speaker 5: there's my PayPal really rolling across the top. And then
Speaker 5: you got comedian Tony p And it's.
Speaker 2: A few Friday and I'm fired up. Yes, ron I'm cranky.
Speaker 3: Here's my first few after you to fucking cranky Opie.
Speaker 3: I don't like cranky Opie. You know what open say?
Speaker 3: Movie is the old men well.
Speaker 5: How about you come over here and walk my dog
Speaker 5: at three point thirty of the morning, that I wouldn't
Speaker 5: be cranky.
Speaker 1: It's perfect for a minute blow down. What you want
Speaker 1: to bite me?
Speaker 2: You want?
Speaker 3: You want to invite me over to the beach house
Speaker 3: like like Hank Kazaria and the bird Cage and walk
Speaker 3: and like do house to us. Listen, mind me up,
Speaker 3: I'll wear those tight daisy dukes like Hank Kazari and
Speaker 3: the bird Cage.
Speaker 1: By the end of this show, I'll be your wife's
Speaker 1: best gay friend.
Speaker 2: All right, but you're admitting it.
Speaker 1: Just to get to the beach house.
Speaker 4: Just came out.
Speaker 2: Holy ship, Ron.
Speaker 1: Women love gay men, Women love gay men. His best friends.
Speaker 4: Dandy.
Speaker 2: All right, now, I'm in a good mood. No, listen
Speaker 2: to me, Ron.
Speaker 5: By the end of this few Friday, Uh, you're gonna
Speaker 5: find out why I can't invite you to the beach house.
Speaker 5: That's all I'm gonna say for now. And will be revealed. Yes,
Speaker 5: will be revealed.
Speaker 1: You know you probably that says no Jews allowed.
Speaker 2: Were No, we got it.
Speaker 1: We got doctors.
Speaker 2: Oh, we got some doctors out here, that's for sure.
Speaker 2: So listen. Let me start with my let me start
Speaker 2: with my few.
Speaker 5: Because you're one hundred percent correct, I'm more cranky than usual.
Speaker 5: I'll tell you why, though, Ry, I'm not mad at you.
Speaker 2: I'm not mad at twelve Tony P's now I hate her.
Speaker 3: I said one thing before you do while you're of course,
Speaker 3: why what more?
Speaker 1: You said a word? I was like, oh, he's cranky.
Speaker 3: You had that, You had that Jeff Dunham puppet face.
Speaker 3: You had the Jeff Dunham puppet face. And I was like,
Speaker 3: oh fuck, what's going on?
Speaker 5: Some days I look like the Jef Dunham puppet, and
Speaker 5: then other days I look youthful as all hell.
Speaker 1: I don't know what happens with this stupid face.
Speaker 4: I don't know what it is.
Speaker 1: And for drinking Dunkin Donuts?
Speaker 4: Did you have sugar funck Dunkin Donuts?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 6: I did donuts it is, but I said, f F
Speaker 6: F you Dunkin Donuts twelve dollars for coffees like this,
Speaker 6: all right?
Speaker 4: Twelve bucks for two bucks like that? I found the
Speaker 4: Duncan Dunks for twelve bucks.
Speaker 1: You how many of these company?
Speaker 2: All right? Listen, Tony P.
Speaker 5: First of all, yes, a few to them for the
Speaker 5: twelve dollars. That's a twelve dollars cup of coffee.
Speaker 3: No, there was two, Tony, that's not Duncan Donuts FLT.
Speaker 3: That's the tariffs.
Speaker 5: How about we just turned this into the Rod Berman
Speaker 5: Show and then me and you could go home. Tony
Speaker 5: just just fucking sit there like an idiot. Let this
Speaker 5: guy lean into the camera over and over again and
Speaker 5: just stop on everything we try to do.
Speaker 1: Cranky OPI, Cranky Opie.
Speaker 5: Let me get with the with the Tony for a second.
Speaker 5: To hold up your stupid ice coffee again? Please, too
Speaker 5: much ice? That's your first problem. Don't be scared to
Speaker 5: tell these people I want little ice and they'll give
Speaker 5: you a look like you're on tous.
Speaker 2: No, you'd say little ice. I want to get the
Speaker 2: most out of it, out of my money.
Speaker 4: Here I found the hack.
Speaker 6: The hack is you got out of the cold brew
Speaker 6: because the cold brew melts just correctly with the ice
Speaker 6: and get the coffee flavor all the way.
Speaker 3: Can I give you a little insight info from a
Speaker 3: boss and guy? Sure to go a bosting company. Sure
Speaker 3: there's a button that says less ice. You actually say
Speaker 3: you have to say the phrase less ice. Oh, they
Speaker 3: actually there's a button like, hey, I want to shot
Speaker 3: at mocha or I want to shots of milk. There's
Speaker 3: a less ice button. That's a little insight info.
Speaker 2: Thank you, thank you appreciate.
Speaker 6: I just let life ticket. I don't go around counting
Speaker 6: fucking ice cubes in the ice cube be okay. First
Speaker 6: of all, Tony, welcome back.
Speaker 5: You know when you're on the show, you're with us,
Speaker 5: and when when when you're not on, you're a hater.
Speaker 2: So I guess I take that first f you. Yes,
Speaker 2: of course it is no.
Speaker 4: No, I keep it interesting, you keep it hating.
Speaker 2: Why were you trashing us due.
Speaker 4: We thought you were like.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, talking about suck.
Speaker 1: I was like, this guy hate and about you know
Speaker 1: that's thirty.
Speaker 2: Pay let him let him rint Ryn.
Speaker 4: That's an extra. Im are you an expert on soccer?
Speaker 4: How are you an expert on soccer?
Speaker 2: We were experts on soccer. That's why I was confused
Speaker 2: by you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because you're sitting there talking. Oh you're talking like
Speaker 4: you're experts. You understand, you're talking like you know what
Speaker 4: the hell you're talking about. But you all know what
Speaker 4: you're talking about.
Speaker 2: Tony, What part of me saying MESSI USA sucks.
Speaker 5: I like the Holland guy. I like the doorway rowing thing.
Speaker 5: And I think I I know embody trying to bring up.
Speaker 4: Some kind of fact. I remember, I remember you as.
Speaker 2: You're an expert on football.
Speaker 4: Bring back the video tape. You gotta roll back to
Speaker 4: the video page.
Speaker 2: Nothing.
Speaker 6: You guys were talking like you knew facts you told
Speaker 6: you were talking about, you know, the last time a
Speaker 6: red car got overturned.
Speaker 1: No, Tony, I think you're right he was.
Speaker 3: At one point he was like, I don't know why
Speaker 3: did bring the millfielder up and and drop and dropped
Speaker 3: the center back?
Speaker 2: Like what I was about to say. We're back on
Speaker 2: the same page, and you had to say that you.
Speaker 4: See, you see what I was with?
Speaker 2: Tony down against Tony down against you?
Speaker 5: Ron. Oh you're both frozen. That's oh my god, you.
Speaker 2: Froze.
Speaker 4: You turned into Max headroom for a second.
Speaker 1: You went, yeah, that's actually that's an old reference.
Speaker 4: Right.
Speaker 2: Listen to me.
Speaker 5: Uh it's after you Friday only super chats on the
Speaker 5: big screen because you know, we gotta we gotta make
Speaker 5: a few bucks. But can I explain why I'm ordering
Speaker 5: now that we're ten minutes into the show.
Speaker 2: Thank you, Ron, thank you.
Speaker 5: I'm laying in bed and right around three am, I'm like,
Speaker 5: why am I awake?
Speaker 7: Right?
Speaker 2: What? Why am I awake? Answer?
Speaker 5: And then and then I hear, oh, my god, wait,
Speaker 5: we got to get be a man on too.
Speaker 2: Oh be a man does.
Speaker 4: His camera on again?
Speaker 2: His camera? Be a man? That's your right?
Speaker 4: Now you don't have a camera on?
Speaker 2: All right, Well he'll fix that, so listen. Three a
Speaker 2: three am. I'm like, why am I awake?
Speaker 5: A lot of people could relate to this, And all
Speaker 5: of a sudden, I'm like, wow, I'm looking around, like
Speaker 5: why am I awake? And then I hear the dog whippering,
Speaker 5: little baby barks because he's a polite dog. He doesn't
Speaker 5: want to wake all of us up. And then, of
Speaker 5: course it's my job. Of course, it's my job in
Speaker 5: the bill of the night to go outside into the
Speaker 5: scary darkness with my dog so he could take up poop.
Speaker 5: And then he goes right back to sleep, and I'm
Speaker 5: wide awake. That's my yankee, ron, I had four hours sleep, bro.
Speaker 4: Listen, that's the god.
Speaker 6: How you understand if you're walking up in the middle
Speaker 6: of the night, you need to stay up that's God
Speaker 6: telling you that you need to do shit.
Speaker 4: You need to get shit done. You get it.
Speaker 2: I stayed up. I stayed up, and know what the
Speaker 2: know what I did. Know what I did.
Speaker 5: I took an extremely hot shower because I'm fighting some
Speaker 5: kind of AC war like everybody else. His wife needs
Speaker 5: it at sixty eight degrees, my daughter needs it at
Speaker 5: sixty eight degrees, my son needs it at seventy two.
Speaker 5: His old man can literally have no AC. But I'll
Speaker 5: accept seventy two. So then I get up in the morning,
Speaker 5: I'll freezing my fucking balls off, right, I let me
Speaker 5: take an extremely hot shower.
Speaker 2: Now I'm sweating my balls off. I hate a C.
Speaker 2: It's the stupidest invention ever. Thank you.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 2: Be a man. Let's let's throw be a man on
Speaker 2: with that. Be a man. A C is stupid, right,
Speaker 2: Be a man.
Speaker 4: I'm a I'm a fan guy. Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 6: Fans only fucking cool. One side of you sweat to death.
Speaker 4: Be a man. Thank you.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you another thing like we we don't deserve AC.
Speaker 5: It's human beings because we can't fucking figure it out.
Speaker 5: It's one hundred degrees, so you sweating your balls off.
Speaker 5: You go into an establishment, you're like, Okay, they're gonna
Speaker 5: have some a C. The problem is there a C
Speaker 5: is at fifty five fucking degrees and now you're freezing
Speaker 5: your balls off.
Speaker 2: And now your sweat is literally freezing to your body.
Speaker 5: Yeah, make up your mind or we gonna sweat or
Speaker 5: freeze to death.
Speaker 2: Just back and forth all day long drives me nuts. Listen,
Speaker 2: people get sick. See, be a man knows everything.
Speaker 6: Everything we need to invent like a fucking bubble. Remember
Speaker 6: the boy in the bubble. We need to invent air
Speaker 6: condition bubbles and just walk around in air conditioned bubbles.
Speaker 4: And when he would get.
Speaker 6: Sick, I would My germs wouldn't go to you. Your
Speaker 6: dreams wouldn't go to me. We just look around and
Speaker 6: bubbles nice and cold and chill.
Speaker 8: Now wear a mask twenty four seven like some of
Speaker 8: these fucking assholes do no no, no.
Speaker 2: I love you.
Speaker 5: I love how being man doesn't talk you know about
Speaker 5: who we voted for, but obous, but welcome being man.
Speaker 2: It's after you from where we literally get it out
Speaker 2: and bitch and complain. And that's uh.
Speaker 5: That's Ron Berman in the upper right corner. He's another
Speaker 5: Boston guy.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, how you doing right?
Speaker 1: How are you? Where are you from in Boston?
Speaker 4: East Boston?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'm from Beacon Hill.
Speaker 4: Beacon Hill, Okay.
Speaker 3: I should be above you right there you go?
Speaker 2: So that.
Speaker 4: Are there a lot of toots in Beacon Hill? A
Speaker 4: lot of what toots too's Yeah.
Speaker 3: No, no, it's very washy gaze like my next door day.
Speaker 4: Are the gays in Boston Beacon Hill there as? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 4: well that's I mean, that's that means is a good
Speaker 4: place they go where the good places.
Speaker 1: They clean up night.
Speaker 4: The clean up area is nice.
Speaker 1: Now you think of a pea town, you think of
Speaker 1: a problem.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah there too. I mean I got Provincetown, but
Speaker 4: Beacon Hill has a lot of games in Boston.
Speaker 5: He'd be a man. I got some Boston ship for you.
Speaker 5: Uh A Provincetown. That's where I was conceived. It's where
Speaker 5: my parents went on their honeymoon, and nine months later I.
Speaker 2: Entered the world.
Speaker 5: But again right there when it wasn't necessarily a gay area.
Speaker 2: Well it must have been a gay area all.
Speaker 4: The time, right, yeah, they just run in the closet
Speaker 4: back then.
Speaker 5: Probably Okay, but that's where I was conceived Peetown a little.
Speaker 8: Yeah, that's a nice place. Pe Town's nice. I've been there,
Speaker 8: you know, guys.
Speaker 2: I actually like the pe Town. It's not that bad.
Speaker 2: It's it's kind of cool at the end of the case,
Speaker 2: like that, right, it's a nice ride out there.
Speaker 4: You get that anyway, you walk that fucking stone jetty, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: that's pretty nice.
Speaker 2: There you go. All right, it's a few Friday so I, I, uh,
Speaker 2: just to catch up to speed.
Speaker 5: I was walking up in the middle of the night,
Speaker 5: uh and around three three fifteen because my dog was
Speaker 5: whining and barking, and of course it's my job to
Speaker 5: take him out in the middle of the fucking night
Speaker 5: when he needs to, you know, take a dump.
Speaker 2: And then I couldn't go back to bed. So Ron
Speaker 2: has pointed.
Speaker 5: Out accurately that I'm a little ornery, I'm a little tired.
Speaker 2: I'm a little cranky.
Speaker 4: Well, it's like having a kid having a dog, you know,
Speaker 4: it's tough.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's it's like having a kid that never grows up.
Speaker 5: That's the problem. The dog is still a toddler.
Speaker 4: What kind of dog you get, I'll.
Speaker 2: Show you my dog. Don't judge on my dog.
Speaker 5: I'm allergic to regular dogs, so don't judge not being man,
Speaker 5: I'm scared to show you the video of my dog.
Speaker 1: Is dog human here?
Speaker 2: All right? Here?
Speaker 3: Dog the human here? It's an abomination.
Speaker 2: What are you talking about?
Speaker 3: Like, it's not med that dogs are not haveing human here,
Speaker 3: it's God doesn't like it.
Speaker 5: There's no hair in my car, there's no hair on
Speaker 5: my there's no hair on my bed.
Speaker 2: What are you talking?
Speaker 3: I have a serious question. Yeah, because your dog has
Speaker 3: human here. When your dog gets wet, does it still
Speaker 3: smell like dog?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 5: Yes, I'm gonna lead to my next few and that
Speaker 5: has something to do with my dog.
Speaker 2: But for be a man. Here's my dog. Here's my dog.
Speaker 8: It's Doggy Stern Robin and he meaning between the last
Speaker 8: name and your old apisarvery back in the day.
Speaker 2: Uh well, no, my dog was imitating Howard Stern.
Speaker 5: He decided and imitated Howard Stern, so I was calling
Speaker 5: him Doggy Stern.
Speaker 1: I have a quick question about your dog.
Speaker 3: I just noticed the front of your dog, like the
Speaker 3: whiskers are like brownish? Is that the real color? Is
Speaker 3: that just from like your dog being dirty?
Speaker 5: No, he was eating some fucking deer or something, and
Speaker 5: that was the blood that was still on his ship.
Speaker 2: Don't let that dog fool you. It'll it'll It'll take
Speaker 2: you out, Rod, It'll take you out.
Speaker 3: Oh really, you know, I don't want to I don't
Speaker 3: want to talk about behind the scenes stuff.
Speaker 1: But didn't your dog have to go back.
Speaker 3: To the emergencive room because I had a toenail problem.
Speaker 5: Well, yesterday we went back for the update.
Speaker 2: His toe's doing well, we're not gonna have to chop
Speaker 2: it off. But but I.
Speaker 5: Got hammered for another two hundred dollars because, uh, my
Speaker 5: dog's uh what is it called an anal sack got
Speaker 5: to be blown out.
Speaker 9: Yesterday they squeezed the ass out, I know, the fucking
Speaker 9: worst smell in.
Speaker 5: The worlds So the dog was smelling pretty bad. He
Speaker 5: had a pretty decent ear infection because he's going in
Speaker 5: the ocean.
Speaker 2: And also his ass smelled like horrendous.
Speaker 5: Uh probably probably smelled like Pete Town in late August,
Speaker 5: let's just put it that way.
Speaker 2: Is that a good reference? I don't know.
Speaker 5: But I got hammered for two hundred dollars because the
Speaker 5: event's like, oh yeah, we got to blow out his
Speaker 5: anal sacks, and when they took the dog out of
Speaker 5: the room to go into another room, all we heard was,
Speaker 5: oh my god, so we knew it was bad.
Speaker 4: In the Hampton's two hundred bucks and bath form a vet.
Speaker 5: Oh no, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, let me tell
Speaker 5: you something.
Speaker 2: Be a man. I have a vet out here that
Speaker 2: is way cheaper than the city.
Speaker 5: The cities where they hammer you that same teach you
Speaker 5: would have been five six hundred dollars and said, no problem.
Speaker 3: That's funny. You guys have been the peak time, right.
Speaker 3: Do you ever go to the bar called blow up
Speaker 3: your antle Sack?
Speaker 1: It's funny. There's a bar called blow up your antle Sack.
Speaker 1: It's very popular.
Speaker 4: Just so you know, Ron came out earlier in the show.
Speaker 2: Us we think we're not choose, he said.
Speaker 3: He assumed, anyway, come on, I'm pretty just because I'm pretty, all.
Speaker 2: Right, listen, So enough about me.
Speaker 5: So it's been a while boarding between the the ac
Speaker 5: fight in this house, that dog's antal sack being blown
Speaker 5: out or pinster squeeze, whatever the fuck they do. Dog
Speaker 5: came back in the bets like, oh, he'll start feeling
Speaker 5: a lot better.
Speaker 2: Tomorrow. I'm like, all right, all right, So who else
Speaker 2: has an f you?
Speaker 4: Tony? What do you?
Speaker 2: Tony went ice coffee? What about Ronnie Babes? What do
Speaker 2: you got? Right?
Speaker 3: First of all, just because I have a Lorna Doodle
Speaker 3: doesn't make it doesn't meant I'm gay?
Speaker 4: Right, Um, do you have today? Show us your monk?
Speaker 2: I know, I don't show the monk not to be
Speaker 2: a man. He's got one.
Speaker 1: He's got joke with the evil eyes.
Speaker 2: He got evilized Joe Biden.
Speaker 1: So cutch up the first picture?
Speaker 2: Please, all right, Ron, this is this is Ron's f you.
Speaker 1: This is my first few. Well, my first few was
Speaker 1: grumpy Opie, but well I admit it.
Speaker 4: At leastwish fish.
Speaker 2: That's Ron's picture. He wants everyone to say, well, this.
Speaker 1: Is my first few few. To Kimshi, I don't know what.
Speaker 3: I don't know what the fuck it is. I don't
Speaker 3: like the way it looks. I don't like the way
Speaker 3: it sounds. Dude, it looks like placenta.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Everyone talks about it. It's all the hippies. It looks discussed.
Speaker 2: You know what it is?
Speaker 1: What's mormented cabbage?
Speaker 2: Can you say?
Speaker 1: Bino?
Speaker 2: Ron this wrong picture. I'm sorry.
Speaker 5: This is a picture of my dog's anal sack exactly exactly.
Speaker 1: Have some kim to meet you.
Speaker 3: What out of the fu kimchi? Everyone's so healthy. It
Speaker 3: looks like placenta.
Speaker 4: That was bunny blues vagina. Yeah, well, remember earlier on
Speaker 4: I said you'll look like a can roll go on bed.
Speaker 5: Yeah, remember I said earlier you'll never be invited to
Speaker 5: the beach house, and it'll be revealed today.
Speaker 2: That's why right there, My my wife loves the kimchi.
Speaker 1: Really, it was.
Speaker 2: That ship.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like vinegary cabbage. He's right, with a lot
Speaker 5: of spices. It's fermented, I think, fermented like radishes.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Is it supposed to be healthy for you though?
Speaker 2: Yeah, supposedly it cleans out everything all nice.
Speaker 5: Maybe my dog should have fucking ate that ship so
Speaker 5: I didn't have to get his anal sack blown out.
Speaker 3: Actually they do say kimschi like well helps clear the
Speaker 3: plastic out of your body.
Speaker 2: I don't know if that's true. Be a man.
Speaker 5: Rod thinks we all have a lot of plastic in
Speaker 5: our but we have at least a table the size
Speaker 5: of a tablespoon of plastic.
Speaker 1: In our head right in our head, Yeah, in our brain.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, supposedly where that be. A man doesn't care.
Speaker 1: He's a man.
Speaker 2: You don't care if he's got microplastic.
Speaker 4: A lot of you get a lot of plastic and
Speaker 4: everything you do.
Speaker 1: Well.
Speaker 3: The truth is every man on earth now has tested
Speaker 3: positive for plastic in their semen.
Speaker 1: Shooting out plastic.
Speaker 2: All right, what tony.
Speaker 4: Do you smoke? No makes me I don't want to
Speaker 4: be happy smoke and joint be miserable.
Speaker 5: I would be pend money. That be a man has
Speaker 5: never had kim chi. I think he's a steak and
Speaker 5: potatoes gag. Right, do you eat anything a little uh,
Speaker 5: let's just say a little foufee?
Speaker 2: Do you enjoy any food?
Speaker 1: Fee?
Speaker 3: Ship?
Speaker 4: Just face fucking food? I mean, Hamburg is a ship,
Speaker 4: you know.
Speaker 2: Right, Hamburg's hot dog, steaks, potatoes, that's it.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 1: He looks like a guy back in the day.
Speaker 3: It's like one forty five in the morning, two in
Speaker 3: the morning, and he's outside the Child Street jail getting
Speaker 3: a buzzy fabulous roast beef.
Speaker 1: You remember that? Yeah?
Speaker 4: That only five years ago?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, dude, I'm sure you've been there in Boston. No,
Speaker 3: I'm here in New York City. Now okay, yeah, no
Speaker 3: about for Beacon Hill. I went to Northeastern. Now I
Speaker 3: do this big radio show in New York City.
Speaker 5: Well, well yeah we're yeah, we're on the way up
Speaker 5: for sure, for sure.
Speaker 2: Be a man, you got in that few any f you?
Speaker 3: I have another question for beer man. Hey, do you
Speaker 3: remember a bar on child Street called the Beacon Hill Pub?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: My father. I don't know if my father used to
Speaker 1: own that, which is on the bottom of Beacon Hill.
Speaker 4: Nice.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know he owned that one too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the BHP, the BHP, you own that for a
Speaker 1: little He owned that for a little bit.
Speaker 2: Oh I should I should explain. Sorry, be a man
Speaker 2: like I just assume you know everybody.
Speaker 5: So Ron's backstory, Uh, his mom left his father to
Speaker 5: become a lesbian.
Speaker 2: She might live in Pee Town. And uh Ron's father
Speaker 2: was mobbed up in the Jewish mob.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 2: And he was over five hundred pounds and lost his
Speaker 2: legs to diabetes.
Speaker 5: And Ron has an uncle that was kind of thrown
Speaker 5: out of the car on the mass Turnpike and that
Speaker 5: and that was his demise.
Speaker 2: He might have been he might have been money.
Speaker 3: Yeah, No, he was my uncle was a Israeli Special
Speaker 3: Force Russian Israeli. Uh wasn't a fourcer for the Boston
Speaker 3: for the Boston Mob, for the for the Jewish Mob
Speaker 3: in Boston. And they think he had a seven, you know,
Speaker 3: under his belt. And he was in and out of
Speaker 3: walpolest Date Prison, which is the maxim security prison master.
Speaker 3: He was in and out of walpoles Date Prison a
Speaker 3: total of almost seventeen years. And he hurt somebody he
Speaker 3: wasn't supposed to hurt. He hurt like a may guy
Speaker 3: something like that. And he even I would keep it vague.
Speaker 8: The last couple of months, the biggest, one of the
Speaker 8: biggest bookies back in the day dark something.
Speaker 4: He just died. He was like ninety eight years old. Yeah,
Speaker 4: so he probably knew your maybe.
Speaker 1: So he was in the back of a Cadillac Cadillac
Speaker 1: invertible on uh.
Speaker 3: I think it was I ninety five and uh and
Speaker 3: uh they poked him in the back seat and then
Speaker 3: kicked him out onto the highway and then he got
Speaker 3: run over.
Speaker 4: You know something. So it's like I want to go out.
Speaker 4: I want to go out like that.
Speaker 5: By the way, I don't know Yeah what no, sorry,
Speaker 5: go ahead say Tony gets the annoy too.
Speaker 2: Thank you, Tony. I'm not not just saying it's like
Speaker 2: you know you.
Speaker 6: Hears my f you, My f you was the people
Speaker 6: who are fucking trying to be healthy and live a
Speaker 6: longer life.
Speaker 4: For what purpose? For what purpose? So you could die?
Speaker 6: Flow the fuck, bro. I want to be fucking like
Speaker 6: stand like is own. I just want to be stamped
Speaker 6: and thrown out. I want to die like the diet
Speaker 6: fucking dulphin number Dalton the fucking uh fuck with it whatever, man,
Speaker 6: get the.
Speaker 4: Name of that movie.
Speaker 1: Tony wants to die violently. I think that's what he's saying.
Speaker 4: I want to go out like the guy in Roadhouse,
Speaker 4: but a fucking nice stopping me in a note?
Speaker 2: No what all?
Speaker 1: You go out like in Shark Nado, like a Shark
Speaker 1: Nado death. Give me what.
Speaker 4: I'm the only person that's never seen it, and my
Speaker 4: wife's a huge fan of sharks.
Speaker 1: Can I can?
Speaker 4: I say?
Speaker 3: I was flipping through the television and I see the
Speaker 3: guy from nine o two and oh Ian or Zan
Speaker 3: who stars in it, and I'm like, oh wait, but
Speaker 3: I think that's that stupid Shark Knight a movie.
Speaker 1: It's so bad it's good, and I think that's the point.
Speaker 1: It's so camping and.
Speaker 3: All of a sudden there's like there's all these fucking
Speaker 3: stars getting killed on it.
Speaker 4: Of course that's the that isn't the guy dead? There
Speaker 4: was a nine two oh star.
Speaker 2: Probably yeah, they luke. Yeah, we lost a couple of guys.
Speaker 5: But of course Sharknado is supposed to be horribly bad
Speaker 5: to the point it's good.
Speaker 1: I didn't know that. I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: it's so bad. It's good.
Speaker 4: Are they hot chicks in that movie?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: And then you know how I know Ron is gay
Speaker 4: because he shouldn't have one guy that was in the movie.
Speaker 1: Well right to hope you get your wish Tony and
Speaker 1: have a violent death.
Speaker 2: And sharks every few years.
Speaker 5: You want to come out Miles that will throw you
Speaker 5: in as Chong that that's a great way to.
Speaker 1: Go out, opink. I want to give you some I
Speaker 1: want to give you some reference.
Speaker 3: So the guy my uncle, yeah, makes she's a pusni Yeah,
Speaker 3: just to give you a reference so you understand the
Speaker 3: dynamic of how fucked up my family is. His wife
Speaker 3: is the narcissist. You understand that that was her husband.
Speaker 3: So that's what like my cousin had to go through.
Speaker 3: Can you imagine how anyway, so just now you understand
Speaker 3: the dynamic.
Speaker 5: A man is that uh Ron's narcissistic u aunt died,
Speaker 5: and then they illegally try to throw the ashes in.
Speaker 2: Oh, he would know the pond, A man would know
Speaker 2: the pond, you know.
Speaker 3: The big like lake and Brocked my my father's side
Speaker 3: of filming from and you know that big fucking like
Speaker 3: lake in Brockton.
Speaker 1: You can drive around it.
Speaker 4: I'm not that familiar with Brockton.
Speaker 5: Oh okay, yeah, all right, But so they try to
Speaker 5: dump his aunt's ashes in there illegally, and then it
Speaker 5: just kind of turned it to mud on the side
Speaker 5: of the fucking corn.
Speaker 3: And you're not allowed to dump dead. You're not allowed
Speaker 3: to like dump batches into a state pod.
Speaker 5: And then and then they all had like basically Ron's
Speaker 5: aunt on the bottom of their shoes as they got
Speaker 5: back into cars. And then, uh, you know, somebody was
Speaker 5: really pissed off that they had muddy shoes and not
Speaker 5: not thinking that it's actually their aunt on the bottom
Speaker 5: of their shoes as they were getting.
Speaker 3: Back into the nice car, not like in the movies.
Speaker 3: It just kind of like started cementing. I was like, eh,
Speaker 3: that's that's not how it does in the movies. And
Speaker 3: by the way, when I say narcissist, right, she said
Speaker 3: goodbye goodbye on Thanksgiving on purpose.
Speaker 1: That's a narcissist. All right. We don't need to dig it,
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 2: I'm just trying to give be a Man a little
Speaker 2: like back history of you. That's it, that's it, all right.
Speaker 1: Be a Man must have a nephew talking it real.
Speaker 5: You try to talk five times during your rant, he
Speaker 5: was talking as you were saying that he might have something.
Speaker 1: I didn't hear. He's a he's a low talker.
Speaker 2: I ain't a low talker.
Speaker 4: II being Man, Sorry, no problem at this time.
Speaker 8: He hate people seeing people's feet and sandals, like guys
Speaker 8: dirty feet and sandals.
Speaker 2: Wait, doesn't that go against your brand? I thought, like
Speaker 2: I thought you would be the the you know who
Speaker 2: gets a ship where your toes look.
Speaker 4: Like be a many Huh. I'm gonna never show your
Speaker 4: feet in public, guy being man.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, really you can't hang out with me either. Man.
Speaker 2: I got a big toe that looks like a free though. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it looks like a one.
Speaker 4: My daughter calls a peanut shell.
Speaker 6: Man, you guys are horrible. Man, Mike, toes are nice.
Speaker 6: I got nice looking toes.
Speaker 3: You get manicured. You posted on social media. You're on
Speaker 3: the white getting the getting the pinkies painted. Uh you
Speaker 3: know the same color?
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 3: By the way I have it, I can talk be
Speaker 3: a man's f you. All right, here's I'll top it.
Speaker 3: I'll take this. I'll take sandals with with the toes.
Speaker 3: Here's my few sandals with socks.
Speaker 1: Ship. That looks ridiculous.
Speaker 4: There's a lot of that in Boston, you know, for
Speaker 4: the soccer.
Speaker 2: Right, there's a lot going on in Boston, like sandals
Speaker 2: of socks.
Speaker 1: Dude, I don't get it.
Speaker 2: I don't get it.
Speaker 1: I don't get it.
Speaker 5: Run run my next My next few is to you
Speaker 5: because I don't give a ship. I'll wear socks because
Speaker 5: the fucking a c and these joints. So I'll put
Speaker 5: socks on you do. I don't give a crap. You're
Speaker 5: one of them, yeah, one of them.
Speaker 2: I don't do that.
Speaker 1: It looks gay. That's how you know I'm not gay.
Speaker 1: It looks gay.
Speaker 5: If you don't think about it, it doesn't matter. I
Speaker 5: don't care. I don't care if people say, oh, it
Speaker 5: looks gay, I don't care. I walk out of the
Speaker 5: house with socks on with my sandals, yeah I do.
Speaker 3: Every time I see it, I think, Woody Allen, I'm like,
Speaker 3: you fucking ridiculous, Woody Allen.
Speaker 4: Wood I got a question.
Speaker 6: I got a follow up question being man, is are
Speaker 6: you allowed to show your feet if you're on vacation,
Speaker 6: like if you're in fucking a Dominican Republic or something
Speaker 6: on the beach?
Speaker 8: I use those fucking uh those footies you know that
Speaker 8: they call on footies or whatever they do, the awkward shoes, right,
Speaker 8: that's never I hate the fail on the sand on
Speaker 8: my fucking feet.
Speaker 4: Tris me crazy, man, This is off brand.
Speaker 2: Man, I'm telling you, be a man.
Speaker 4: That's no way to live. That's no way to live.
Speaker 2: I don't wear water shoes and all the time that hurts.
Speaker 4: You never know what you're stepping on. Nowadays, I know
Speaker 4: a man while you're a drummaphallic.
Speaker 5: I got you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I hear open toad shoes are men?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 5: Well we got this coming in open toad shoes, A
Speaker 5: man is gay and disgusting, all right?
Speaker 2: Whatever, I hope I bother you, because I don't give
Speaker 2: a ship.
Speaker 6: If you meet a guy with open those shoes, he
Speaker 6: is probably what you might call it very uh non violent,
Speaker 6: non violent person. Like you want to test open shoes, bro, You.
Speaker 2: Want to test that theory, Tony, Yeah, I want to
Speaker 2: test that.
Speaker 4: I didn't test that theory, Brian. I haven't told you
Speaker 4: the story of what happened to me.
Speaker 2: I know, gohad.
Speaker 6: I had flip flops on and I went to the
Speaker 6: pet cot and I was just taking my dog to
Speaker 6: get you know, fucking groomed.
Speaker 4: But the grooming was closed. So then I went to
Speaker 4: the other line, and in between my dog took a piss.
Speaker 4: Long story short, there was a lot of piss.
Speaker 6: The manager came over to me. He told me, you
Speaker 6: gotta clean up that piss. Then the groomer was there,
Speaker 6: so I went to the groomer and then somebody yelled
Speaker 6: at me, sir, you gotta come clean.
Speaker 4: Up that piss. And I got fucking pissed. So I
Speaker 4: cleaned up the piss. I fuck, I had a big
Speaker 4: thing a piss. There was piss ring.
Speaker 6: Out my elbow. I went outside and I said, this
Speaker 6: place could suck my dick. Oh the guy was mad, Bro,
Speaker 6: never say that to a black guy.
Speaker 4: That kid ran at me. I had fucking flip flops on,
Speaker 4: I had my dog and he's like, what you say
Speaker 4: to me?
Speaker 6: Mad?
Speaker 4: What'd you say to me? Because I don't give a
Speaker 4: fuck about this job. This is my last day here.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna beat class. I said, yeah, yeah, come on,
Speaker 4: come on, give me one second, let me put my
Speaker 4: dog away.
Speaker 6: To put my dog away, and I got in the
Speaker 6: car and I fucking took I'm not gonna fight a
Speaker 6: guy with open those shoes. Bro, you out of your
Speaker 6: fucking mind.
Speaker 4: That one shot they step under you go down.
Speaker 2: Why are you mad because your dog pete all over
Speaker 2: their store? Though?
Speaker 6: No, they were mad at I was cleaning up the
Speaker 6: piss and I had to walk away to bring her
Speaker 6: to the gloomer.
Speaker 4: I was gonna go back and clean up the piss, right,
Speaker 4: But the fact that you guys owned a pet co.
Speaker 6: It's called pet Co. There's dogs that were around there.
Speaker 6: These guys weren't prepared for piss. They throw me a
Speaker 6: roll of fucking shitty papers. They're like, yeah, clean this up,
Speaker 6: give me a fucking mop, give me a bucket, let
Speaker 6: me clean it up.
Speaker 2: Like a man.
Speaker 4: Now, they're a fucking animal.
Speaker 2: They're prepared.
Speaker 5: Actually, my dog actually had had a little little pee
Speaker 5: in one of those stores, and I was like, oh
Speaker 5: my god, I'm really sorry, and and the defeated worker
Speaker 5: looked at me and said, it happens.
Speaker 2: All the time, and and she cleaned it up. I'm like,
Speaker 2: I'll clean it up.
Speaker 4: But I felt bad. Were you in the Upper West Side?
Speaker 4: Were you it happens?
Speaker 2: I was out here.
Speaker 5: But the fact is everyone brings their dogs into those stores,
Speaker 5: so there's there's smells all over the place for these dogs,
Speaker 5: and they can't they can't help themselves.
Speaker 6: I'm just trying to tell you the service. The service
Speaker 6: is different when you're in the Bronx right as opposed
Speaker 6: to when you're in the Hamptons.
Speaker 4: You get different service.
Speaker 3: Yo man, cut off that pitch hockey motherfucker.
Speaker 4: No, I got got mad at me, bro He got mad.
Speaker 4: He wanted to kill me.
Speaker 6: His coworker came up to me, he was like, yo, man,
Speaker 6: it's his last day. This guy don't give a ship.
Speaker 4: You better get your cat. Fucking really.
Speaker 1: Was he was, he big, No, you flip.
Speaker 4: You're not fighting anybody with a flip. Flop. All they
Speaker 4: got to do is stop your throwing you down. You
Speaker 4: should break your feet.
Speaker 5: Yeah you should, said, give me a moment to put
Speaker 5: on regular shoes and then I'll fight you.
Speaker 4: I didn't have them. I mean I could have went barefoot.
Speaker 2: I got another FU.
Speaker 5: It's to Tony p what because I can't be I
Speaker 5: can't pull off the the shirt with no sleeves.
Speaker 2: Look, it pisses me off that I can't pull it off.
Speaker 1: Bro, can you pull off that? Look?
Speaker 5: Being man?
Speaker 2: Of course you can't go no sleeves.
Speaker 1: Hope. He wants to know if you got guns? You
Speaker 1: got guns? All right? All right a little bit.
Speaker 5: I look like an idiot if I put a shirt
Speaker 5: on with no sleeves, I can't pull that ship off.
Speaker 4: So fuck you list for rubbing feminine? You got feminine features?
Speaker 2: This hot?
Speaker 5: Now?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, just go shirtless. At that point, I agree
Speaker 5: with you. We went shirtless last week on this thing.
Speaker 5: You don't know you well enough to do a shirtless show.
Speaker 2: Be a man. I think being a man.
Speaker 5: Be a man's in Shaka because of the FU show.
Speaker 5: It gets a little, it gets a little like green here.
Speaker 4: No, it's fine. I got another few yes at the
Speaker 4: airport last week, and I see this big guy like
Speaker 4: my size pulling a little fucking suitcase.
Speaker 2: Like this big right thing. Thank you, thank you. I'm
Speaker 2: with you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's just fucking I don't know me. It doesn't
Speaker 4: look good.
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 4: I don't strap it onto yourself.
Speaker 2: Don't show that man bag again. Please don't show it.
Speaker 4: Bigger than the last one.
Speaker 1: That's what the fucking Europeans were when they come here.
Speaker 1: They got it strive.
Speaker 3: It looks like they it looks like it looks like
Speaker 3: they're on like thealysis, and they got the little machine
Speaker 3: in that fucking bag so they can stay alive. That's
Speaker 3: what it looks like to me. There it's a medical bag.
Speaker 5: I said, I want to go back to be a man,
Speaker 5: though I don't. I don't do the rolling suitcases. No,
Speaker 5: you got to sweat it out on the airport. We
Speaker 5: got to stop a couple of times and put your
Speaker 5: bag on a garbage pail rest a bit to get
Speaker 5: ready for the second leg of your trip to your gate.
Speaker 2: That's what I do. I don't.
Speaker 5: I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't roll suitcase. You've never done that. You case
Speaker 2: with wheels.
Speaker 4: That's what being a man. We have is never will
Speaker 4: your suitcase carry it? Be a man.
Speaker 8: So I was with this just broad getting her on
Speaker 8: a train and she had the suitcase fucking three feet
Speaker 8: high and I had to carry it, had to carry
Speaker 8: it about a quarter of a mile.
Speaker 1: I did it.
Speaker 4: We must have waited. I don't know what she had
Speaker 4: in the right. It probably did body of something, all right,
Speaker 4: but to be black. Did it have wheels? Yeah, no
Speaker 4: way I would have pushed that. It was like a
Speaker 4: thousand people are.
Speaker 5: On well the furthest I go, like, my wife does
Speaker 5: have a suitcase with the wheels. So I mean, I
Speaker 5: will admit to this. I'll pile up all the other suitcases.
Speaker 5: So it's it's still obnoxious and hard to deal with.
Speaker 4: Run. I was in Chinatown and I had to carry
Speaker 4: from there to South Station to the train. Oh that's yeah,
Speaker 4: it's like that's a quarter of a mile probably right.
Speaker 2: That's a hall, Yeah, that's a hall.
Speaker 4: I was right at the end by the it was
Speaker 4: the hot pot.
Speaker 1: You were a kind of town. What were you doing
Speaker 1: over there? A little uh little boom boom playing some
Speaker 1: illegal cards?
Speaker 4: I mean there all the time.
Speaker 1: My father and once she's a punet. The guy who
Speaker 1: got thrown out the car.
Speaker 3: They used to like go to Chinatown and like do
Speaker 3: the illegal gambling till like three in the morning, three
Speaker 3: four in the morning.
Speaker 4: Remember that big, big shooting in there years ago? Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: seven or eight people get killed.
Speaker 3: Right yeah, and that's where and that's where you go
Speaker 3: to Chinatown if you want to get a boom boom
Speaker 3: from a million?
Speaker 5: Well, have they cleaned Have they cleaned up the combat
Speaker 5: zone like they cleaned up Times Square in New York anymore?
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, I remember the combat zone when I looked.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what.
Speaker 2: We're talking about.
Speaker 1: Combat zone. Dude. You see these Asian Asian girls with
Speaker 1: the fish nets.
Speaker 4: Was the football player from how get murdered eight years ago?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 4: Yeah, after that they cleaned it up.
Speaker 2: What what did he do wrong? He was just in
Speaker 2: the wrong place, a.
Speaker 8: Bunch of Howes football players and then he gets staffed.
Speaker 8: So there combat zone. So yeah, they probably a strip
Speaker 8: jointo something or whatever you shift face, so who knows.
Speaker 2: And caused some problems.
Speaker 5: And uh that's sad though, geez that might have been
Speaker 5: before your I don't I don't remember that story.
Speaker 1: This this this is the truth.
Speaker 3: I was at Northeast University at a time, and I
Speaker 3: was with my girlfriend and we were in like the
Speaker 3: combat zone Chinatown late at night because we were like
Speaker 3: coming from a movie.
Speaker 1: It was like one of those late movies.
Speaker 3: And I got this weird fucking feeling and I turn
Speaker 3: around and there's two black guys I would say, thirty
Speaker 3: forty feet away, and they are just keeping pace with
Speaker 3: us at that distance.
Speaker 1: Like I was like, this doesn't feel right.
Speaker 3: It's like twelve thirty and it's twelve thirty in the morning,
Speaker 3: and these two black guys are thirty forty feet and
Speaker 3: they are following us. And I grab my girlfriend's hand
Speaker 3: and I say, don't look back. We're being followed. But
Speaker 3: we're being followed.
Speaker 1: What happened?
Speaker 2: Nothing?
Speaker 1: Oh what are you doing?
Speaker 2: Kind of you don't have to saulf. Fjurick is one
Speaker 2: of ours. He goes, oh, oh wait, that's not the
Speaker 2: one way. Where was it?
Speaker 5: Now? I just want to put this on the screen quick,
Speaker 5: he said, And my girlfriend he means boyfriend. It was
Speaker 5: funny and it was a call back to earlier the show.
Speaker 5: So continue your story, but I can't read it.
Speaker 3: So all right, I'm like, dude, there are two black
Speaker 3: guy's following USMANA, don't fucking look back at the count three.
Speaker 1: I said, hold my hand tight to counter three.
Speaker 3: We were gonna fucking sprint and I went one, two three,
Speaker 3: and we fucking start sprinting, and I look back and
Speaker 3: they stopped. They just stopped walking. And then we took
Speaker 3: a right, and I don't know what tree we're on.
Speaker 3: We took a rite and we came right out into
Speaker 3: right where like the fucking Public Guidance and the Boston
Speaker 3: Commons kind of intertwined where they kind of connect.
Speaker 1: Right, yes, tree.
Speaker 3: Months three, yep, And we fucking booked right up into
Speaker 3: tree Mont three, into the Boston Commons and like got
Speaker 3: into like a you know, whether there was more light.
Speaker 1: But listen, my spidy sense went off. God got his
Speaker 1: weight witness.
Speaker 3: They were they were gonna rob us, and then they
Speaker 3: probably would have had their way with my girlfriend because
Speaker 3: she's a sex attic.
Speaker 5: She wasn't your old girlfriend was sex addict. But yeah, no,
Speaker 5: you didn't have spidy sense. And I'll tell you why.
Speaker 5: No one says we're gonna run on one two three.
Speaker 5: You did say that, but that's why you don't have
Speaker 5: spidy sense. Going gonna run one two, I said.
Speaker 1: The count of three, we're gonna start scream three.
Speaker 2: If you feel like you're in danger, you literally go run.
Speaker 2: You don't, you don't have to count, you don't yell
Speaker 2: out run, But you know what counted down like, we're
Speaker 2: gonna run in three? Two?
Speaker 5: What?
Speaker 1: No, I said, Marta grab my hand at the count
Speaker 1: of three, because they had to give her to get ready.
Speaker 2: No, for what if you just go you don't have
Speaker 2: to get ready to run.
Speaker 3: The point is we made it, obviously unfortunately, Yes, And
Speaker 3: then I think, yeah, well, thank.
Speaker 4: God, thank god you live to tell that tale today.
Speaker 2: Yes, exactly.
Speaker 1: But here's the other story. I have another combat zone.
Speaker 2: All right, Yeah, we're in Ron's world. Keep going run.
Speaker 1: So my father is coming out with the guy who
Speaker 1: got thrown out of the car.
Speaker 3: It's like three thirty in the morning, coming out of
Speaker 3: a cod game, and three black guys came up to them,
Speaker 3: and he the the the Israeli, my uncle, the candy
Speaker 3: Candy stand back, Candy, stand back. Everything's gonna be all right, Kenny.
Speaker 3: He was Israeli special for my father, said Ronnie. He
Speaker 3: took he threw these three guys around like they were toothpicks.
Speaker 3: He beat the living shit out of them. They had knives,
Speaker 3: It didn't matter. He beat the living ship out of
Speaker 3: these guys and then just came back to me like
Speaker 3: like nothing ever happened.
Speaker 1: Okay, go ahead, someone.
Speaker 5: Else, you already you already put us all the slip.
Speaker 5: We're exhausted. We just listened to you for a half
Speaker 5: hour straight.
Speaker 4: About when guys call it like when guys kids are
Speaker 4: going to play with other kids, they call it a playdate.
Speaker 2: Yeah, as me and man did.
Speaker 4: He was like, shiite, man, My wife wants to say
Speaker 4: a lot. She said, Oh, be a man, and she
Speaker 4: ran away.
Speaker 5: Let's get a look at the wife and put she
Speaker 5: alreadys doesn't want to be on camera, leave alone.
Speaker 2: But be a man. Wait, be a man? Do you
Speaker 2: have kids?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: What are the ages? Are they out of the house?
Speaker 4: Or thirty two thirty one and nine?
Speaker 2: What the wait?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Thirty two thirty one and then you went in for
Speaker 2: for a second.
Speaker 4: I knocked up a married brud, so long STI.
Speaker 1: Be a man to get rid of it?
Speaker 4: The kid thinks she's did I'm my uncle and that
Speaker 4: mother wants it.
Speaker 2: So really wait wait, wait, wait, can you have you
Speaker 2: ever told this story?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I need to hold on that podcast on the
Speaker 4: podcast I should do before.
Speaker 2: All right, I need to hear this story.
Speaker 8: So my uh, my old man and my uncle are
Speaker 8: in the same nursing home and there's this cute little
Speaker 8: Vietnamese brug to work there, and you know, she's smile
Speaker 8: and everything, and you know, I get to know this
Speaker 8: talking or you know, one thing led to another next thing.
Speaker 4: You know, I'm banging on and one time, one time
Speaker 4: I told I told the story on the podcast. I
Speaker 4: was in the parking lot in the nursing home, banging
Speaker 4: near my father's room and I seen him walk by
Speaker 4: when I was banging the bad But anyway, so her
Speaker 4: tubes are tide. Supposedly she had like three three other
Speaker 4: kids before this and were tied, but I stuck one
Speaker 4: in there. She got pregnant, so you know, I left
Speaker 4: it up to her, like I always do, what the girls,
Speaker 4: what do you want to do?
Speaker 8: You know, they have the kids, you know, the the culture,
Speaker 8: they love kids, right, and she wanted to have the kids.
Speaker 8: She was she was this a long story, like she
Speaker 8: was with her husband in the same house. One of
Speaker 8: those deals, right, they hate each other she she eventually
Speaker 8: left and I never moved in with or anything.
Speaker 4: And we're together on and off, and she's with someone
Speaker 4: else now, but.
Speaker 5: And she wants and she has basically told this kid
Speaker 5: that you're the uncle and not the actual father.
Speaker 7: Yeah, because you said it publicly every month, you know?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 2: Does the kid know now because you have gotten public
Speaker 2: with this?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 4: No, I don't think so. I don't even think the
Speaker 4: girl and she doesn't even know what I do. Really,
Speaker 4: she knows, but she doesn't following.
Speaker 1: You know, do you?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 2: Do you see the kid from time to time once
Speaker 2: in a while.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I mean I don't force it on I'd
Speaker 4: love to see the kid more, right, but I don't.
Speaker 4: I don't force it on her. What does he? Does
Speaker 4: he look like someone else?
Speaker 1: So?
Speaker 4: Does he look like you?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Half Asian?
Speaker 2: But yeah, an Asian version of being a man. Be
Speaker 2: an Asian. He could have his own lane. Be an Asian.
Speaker 3: Hey, but listen, you're being a man. You're paying, You're
Speaker 3: paying child support. That's a manly thing.
Speaker 4: Do my other kids too? I paid every every nickel
Speaker 4: I owed on time, right, that's for seventeen years.
Speaker 2: You know, are you do you have a girl? These days,
Speaker 2: or you just kind of hanging out.
Speaker 4: Okay, I got a couple here. It's kind of tough
Speaker 4: to you know, my line of work is kind of
Speaker 4: tough to have a steady girl because I'm right the place.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 4: Look, they all want to suck your cock every single while,
Speaker 4: right right.
Speaker 5: Take that graphic on that stupid I would love to
Speaker 5: trust me.
Speaker 2: We gotta be careful. Yeah, but uh, wow, that's a wow.
Speaker 2: That's a hell of a story.
Speaker 1: Bro, you haven't dated any girl.
Speaker 4: It's kind of on brand when you think about it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, of course it's on brand.
Speaker 5: You said something else in there to the play date,
Speaker 5: all right, So I got two kids, That's why I
Speaker 5: asked you.
Speaker 2: And and you know, we used to We used to
Speaker 2: just be.
Speaker 5: Dropped off at our friend's house after school. Our parents
Speaker 5: didn't know what the fuck we were doing. And eventually
Speaker 5: they came and.
Speaker 2: Got us, and that's all they knew.
Speaker 5: Now, these plays, especially in New York City, if a
Speaker 5: kid wants to go over to someone else's house, it's
Speaker 5: called a playdate.
Speaker 2: And it's a whole experience now and and and the
Speaker 2: parents have to up each other.
Speaker 5: I went to one where they were, uh, they had
Speaker 5: sushi a sushi tray for for me as I hung out,
Speaker 5: because that's the other thing. You're supposed to hang out
Speaker 5: in their in their apartment while the kids are playing.
Speaker 2: It's the weirdest. I even said.
Speaker 4: It's like, it's like you're in the weighting room and
Speaker 4: a doctor's appointment in.
Speaker 5: The h and I on one of these things. I said,
Speaker 5: I'm gonna go home. I'll be back in a few hours.
Speaker 5: They looked at me like I was fucking crazy. I'm like,
Speaker 5: that's not how we do things now. We sit around
Speaker 5: an awkwardly talk while our kids are in another room playing,
Speaker 5: and I got a sushi tray.
Speaker 2: I'm like, well, this is not how I was brought up.
Speaker 1: This is weird term.
Speaker 4: If girls say it's not bad. If I guy says, oh, yeah,
Speaker 4: we're gone, what's set up a play date?
Speaker 5: I mean, right, yeah, that's uh, that's not like I mean,
Speaker 5: our parents didn't even know where we were.
Speaker 2: We would take off our bikes.
Speaker 1: I have a question, Hold on, is that a new thing?
Speaker 1: Because play dates were part of.
Speaker 3: The deal with the play date was get the fucking
Speaker 3: kids off, to get the kids out of your hands
Speaker 3: so you could do what the fuck you wanted to do.
Speaker 3: Now you're saying, hey, go well, I'll be back in
Speaker 3: three hour.
Speaker 1: And have fun. Blah blah blah, don't call me.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 1: Now you're saying the parents have to stay. That's the
Speaker 1: new culture.
Speaker 4: You didn't have those optionals.
Speaker 8: Some parents will have food and ship, but other times
Speaker 8: it's just like you're making an appointment for your kid
Speaker 8: to be with their kids.
Speaker 1: But hopefully, I'm saying, are you like it's expected you
Speaker 1: stay the whole time? Is that a little thing you? Literally?
Speaker 4: I mean you could be invited to or whatever people.
Speaker 5: Run you literally you literally interrupted to ask questions that
Speaker 5: I was explained the whole thing I was confusing, and
Speaker 5: then you interrupted to ask to ask what I explained it. Yes,
Speaker 5: it's completely different. Did I fucking house and talk to
Speaker 5: parents that you don't you have nothing in common with?
Speaker 5: And uh and that's how these playdates are done. Now?
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, do you.
Speaker 6: Track your children? Do you track your kids? Do you
Speaker 6: like have them on your phone and know where they
Speaker 6: are at all times?
Speaker 4: I yes, I'm understand that, although no.
Speaker 2: Period, it's a relief. It's very normal, man, very Oh no, no,
Speaker 2: I get it, I get it.
Speaker 6: I just don't understand it because would you have lived
Speaker 6: the life that you lived had you been tracked?
Speaker 2: Well, you know, you learn like their life is very
Speaker 2: different than our lives.
Speaker 5: Like we look back and we can't imagine our parents
Speaker 5: tracking us, of course, but to them, it's nothing. They
Speaker 5: don't even give a shit. So we know where they
Speaker 5: are if they have their phone on them, and it's
Speaker 5: kind of a nice relief to have.
Speaker 2: We're not like, we're not paranoid about.
Speaker 5: It, but every once in a while we're like, oh,
Speaker 5: you know, oh he's still at the museum or oh
Speaker 5: he's still had blah Blah's house.
Speaker 2: So it gives us a little sense of relief.
Speaker 4: Yes, how older your kids will be.
Speaker 2: I got a sixteen and a thirteen. I got started
Speaker 2: a little late, but uh yeah, I mean you learn
Speaker 2: their world is very different.
Speaker 5: Oh god, yeah, their world is online. They don't they
Speaker 5: don't care about privacy like we did. It's just a
Speaker 5: just a whole different experience, right boys.
Speaker 2: One of each. Yeah, and a dog.
Speaker 5: The dog is like a third kid that's us and
Speaker 5: cost me a ship ton of money, two hundred dollars
Speaker 5: just to clean his ears and squeeze out his anal
Speaker 5: fucking sacks.
Speaker 4: Bro I got I got.
Speaker 6: Hit in the last two weeks for seven hundred dollars
Speaker 6: and my dog still isn't fixed. My dog is still
Speaker 6: got some kind of infection in her bladder. She's got
Speaker 6: I think that the fucking vet is just trying to
Speaker 6: get whatever he can out of it, because you're telling me, okay,
Speaker 6: we took an X ray.
Speaker 4: Now you're telling me that there's more tumbers because she's
Speaker 4: got cancer.
Speaker 6: But all her blood work looks good, right, What are
Speaker 6: you just trying to keep her alive to get a
Speaker 6: couple of more thousand out of me?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 4: Do you want to watch you in the face the
Speaker 4: next time I go there?
Speaker 2: Well, do you want the dog to stay alive?
Speaker 6: I want the dog to stay alive, But if the
Speaker 6: dog is not fucking well, I don't want the dog
Speaker 6: to stay all.
Speaker 2: Right, bring him over. Bring the dog over here. We'll
Speaker 2: take care of Give me a hunch.
Speaker 4: Oh man, you're gonna fucking take it out. I'll pay
Speaker 4: you the two hundred. All right, we'll go out.
Speaker 2: And we'll take some sharks and we'll do some multitasking.
Speaker 4: No no, no, no, no, no one and done. You
Speaker 4: gotta put in the back of my head. If anything there,
Speaker 4: you go yellow.
Speaker 6: You gotta go old yellow around old yellow, old yellow
Speaker 6: at the end of old yellow.
Speaker 2: Uh, well be it man.
Speaker 5: I'm still uh, I'm still in shock over that story.
Speaker 5: That's fucking I'll tell you the part that shocks me.
Speaker 5: It's like that that this kid doesn't know you're the father.
Speaker 2: It's weird. So who does he think the father is?
Speaker 4: I think her ex husband. Really, what happens when he
Speaker 4: starts looking like you more and more? Ah, why I
Speaker 4: look like uncle? He's gonna say, why I look like Oh?
Speaker 4: I mean uncle could look like a nephew or a
Speaker 4: niche right, No, no, no, no, it is her ex husband,
Speaker 4: Asian hall white guy. No, he's Spanish. Right, So it's
Speaker 4: not gonna mix the older that kid does because because
Speaker 4: she looks like her, because she's dark, you know, like
Speaker 4: her mother, her features and everything, you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, right on?
Speaker 5: All right, anyone else have any f hughs Tony, you
Speaker 5: only gave one ice coffee.
Speaker 4: I gave you a tool bro.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 4: How about when guys say we're pregnant? What how about
Speaker 4: guys we're pregnant?
Speaker 8: Yeah, I don't know a girl like stuff like that.
Speaker 8: If a girl says that when she's with the husband
Speaker 8: or whatever, that's fine. But hearing guys say some of
Speaker 8: the stuff, yeah, it doesn't sound right. Maybe old fashion.
Speaker 4: I don't know, you don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, with gender reveals, we didn't do it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, not into it.
Speaker 2: No, it's stupid.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because they grow.
Speaker 6: Up and then you have a party to reveal the
Speaker 6: gender of somebody who's going to grow up and then
Speaker 6: decide that they maybe not want to be that gender.
Speaker 4: Oh damn. Do you get your money back?
Speaker 5: You get Well that's a very good point. I mean,
Speaker 5: there's more than two genders now, right, guys.
Speaker 4: How many are they? Like seven or eight?
Speaker 5: I think we're up to nine nine genders now? So
Speaker 5: Cane all right, Ron, Ron has tapped out.
Speaker 4: Ron.
Speaker 1: I'm listening. I don't interrupt.
Speaker 5: You are interrupting today. Don't pound now, jump back, jump
Speaker 5: back in the game. Everyone knows we're interrupting, So don't start.
Speaker 4: Pouting now, don't.
Speaker 1: I'm not I'm listening.
Speaker 5: The whole chat was like, oh my god, Ron is
Speaker 5: extra chatty today, So don't pound.
Speaker 2: Just jump back in the game. That's all. Who gives
Speaker 2: a ship, right, be a man. Come on, hop back
Speaker 2: in there, Ronnie Bib.
Speaker 1: I'm not pouting. I'm listening.
Speaker 2: You're pouting.
Speaker 1: I have nothing to say about that subject.
Speaker 2: If you don't lean it to the camera for five
Speaker 2: straight minutes, that means you're pouting. We all know.
Speaker 4: Thank you, Tony, Thank you too much.
Speaker 1: Bro.
Speaker 4: I'll do your column, bro.
Speaker 5: Although, although Tony will go back to hating in the
Speaker 5: chat next week. So but I'll thank you now.
Speaker 4: Next week, I'm gonna hate in the chat while I'm
Speaker 4: on the show. How about that.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna hate on myself in the chat while I'm
Speaker 6: on the show next week. But come on, bro, you guys, yeah,
Speaker 6: yead I love you.
Speaker 4: I love you guys. But sometimes you go into topics
Speaker 4: then it's like, ah, yeah, like what I like? Like soccer,
Speaker 4: like FIFA soccer.
Speaker 2: No, I had be a man. Do you like soccer?
Speaker 4: I watched the World couple of little It's it's fun.
Speaker 2: Huh.
Speaker 4: They didn't make it. Didn't make it.
Speaker 6: Huh.
Speaker 2: We're down to like sixty something like six teams.
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah boy, But but I'm not an expert. I
Speaker 5: don't know shit about it. I think it's I think
Speaker 5: it's kind of stupid.
Speaker 4: I think it's just funny, that's all I'm saying. I'm
Speaker 4: not I don't, I don't dislike it. It's just I
Speaker 4: think it's funny.
Speaker 6: I think it's funny that you know, you guys talk
Speaker 6: and you were yesterday we're talking about you guys were talking. Yeah,
Speaker 6: and then it feels like if somebody would have given
Speaker 6: you one follow up question to anything you guys were
Speaker 6: talking about, nobody would have done.
Speaker 2: Not give me an example.
Speaker 4: I don't know, but you asked Joy.
Speaker 2: What you're saying is nonsense.
Speaker 6: If you know, I'm gonna go back, I'm gonna go
Speaker 6: back and I'm gonna bring up what I say and
Speaker 6: I'm gonna play it on Monday.
Speaker 2: All right. No, I like this soccer.
Speaker 5: I just don't understand when the game ends all of
Speaker 5: a sudden, like I think we're gonna add seven minutes
Speaker 5: on like.
Speaker 2: And then it's like.
Speaker 4: They get they get banged, and they fucking laid down
Speaker 4: for five minutes, like they get shut.
Speaker 5: Well, my son says, that's part of the fucking game
Speaker 5: where they fake, they fake the flops to and then
Speaker 5: the ref will decide, you know what, this is a
Speaker 5: yellow card, so a lot of that, they're not even
Speaker 5: as hurd as they're they're showing you on the field
Speaker 5: they're trying to get that red pro yellow card up.
Speaker 2: Sorry, Tony, is that.
Speaker 4: What time drives me crazy too, because you don't know
Speaker 4: what the's going on?
Speaker 5: But well, then we need an ending where you could
Speaker 5: look at a clock. You go, holy ship, there's thirty
Speaker 5: seconds left in soccer. It's like, all right, I guess
Speaker 5: it ends now.
Speaker 4: I'll tell you those guys. Fucking those guys run between
Speaker 4: six and twelve miles a game. I looked it up.
Speaker 8: Oh really, yesterday in Boston it was ninety five. Even
Speaker 8: they had the last game yesterday. They must have died.
Speaker 2: I can't even imagine.
Speaker 5: Well, that's why they had the water breaks down, And
Speaker 5: then the soccer enthusiasts are like, no, we play soccer
Speaker 5: without water, but they added water braking when they.
Speaker 4: Put that extra time. That extra time on the end
Speaker 4: is for that, for the people that fall over, and
Speaker 4: for the water breaks and for all that kind of stuff.
Speaker 4: They're just very casual because the clock never stops. There
Speaker 4: on the side, they split the screen and put a
Speaker 4: commercial on the side. Are you the expert out, Tony?
Speaker 2: Are you the expert.
Speaker 6: Now listen, I experienced this whole thing when Greece won
Speaker 6: the euro Cup back and whatever, when they had no
Speaker 6: shot of winning the EuroCup, and then they fucking came
Speaker 6: out of nowhere and one the entire thing I was
Speaker 6: to do, just soccer fan the world, I had to
Speaker 6: share down and I was jumping in the streets. You know,
Speaker 6: I didn't know nothing. I learned that like I I
Speaker 6: know the rules of football, I know the rules of
Speaker 6: every sport. I just don't watch the sports anymore. And yes,
Speaker 6: the reason I'm saying I laugh at it is because
Speaker 6: I'm the guy that I'll have knowledge of this, that
Speaker 6: and the other. But if you ask me a follow
Speaker 6: up question about anything, that's it. I'm a deck of cards.
Speaker 6: It just you blow the cards and I fall down.
Speaker 3: The reason I'm not participating in this conversation, the reason
Speaker 3: I'm not participating in the in the details of the
Speaker 3: conversation about soccer, is because the other day, when we
Speaker 3: were doing the show, one of our haters chimed in
Speaker 3: and said we were hacks. So now I feel subconscious
Speaker 3: to talk about soccer because one of our haters said,
Speaker 3: what the fuck are you idiots doing? So now I
Speaker 3: feel uncomfortable to talk about it.
Speaker 2: Thank you that and that hater would be Tony p
Speaker 2: It was me. So I mean whatever, the world company.
Speaker 4: Is what we have people.
Speaker 6: You guys got fans on both sides, so I could
Speaker 6: get through you understand. I'm a voice for the other
Speaker 6: side of the people.
Speaker 2: When it comes on the show, we don't we don't
Speaker 2: lean one way or the other.
Speaker 1: I have an few, thank you.
Speaker 3: I have an few about about fucking the World Cup
Speaker 3: than the teams. A few to the fucking teams from
Speaker 3: from Muslim countries, because you motherfuckers don't drink. When fucking
Speaker 3: Egypt plays, I don't make money because they don't fucking drink.
Speaker 3: When Morocco plays, I don't make money because they don't
Speaker 3: fucking drink. When I ran played, I don't make money.
Speaker 3: Could they don't fucking drink?
Speaker 1: Do you know when I make money.
Speaker 4: France?
Speaker 1: When fucking Mexico plays.
Speaker 3: We run out of fucking liquor, we run out of beer.
Speaker 3: When England plays, fucking we make money. The Christian nations,
Speaker 3: we make money. The Muscula nations, we don't make money.
Speaker 1: And here's the other thing.
Speaker 3: All these Muslim all these Muslim countries represented. Not only
Speaker 3: do they not drink beer, they don't drink alcohol. Where
Speaker 3: I work, most of our products are pork. It's all
Speaker 3: the fucking sausages, everything that's porking it. So they come
Speaker 3: to the they come to watch the game and they're
Speaker 3: drinking soda and pretzels.
Speaker 1: That's it.
Speaker 3: They eat pretzels and they drink soda because everything else
Speaker 3: is pork. The Mexicans, yeah, it's the opposite. They fucking
Speaker 3: devour the pork. Mexicans love pork and cervesa.
Speaker 1: Yes, they go wild. Mexico's out, by the way. Brazil,
Speaker 1: Brazil's out.
Speaker 3: They fucking go wid. The Brazilians they drink like animals.
Speaker 3: The Ecuadorians drink like the Equadorians are out, The Brazilians
Speaker 3: are out, the Mexicans are out. All the people that
Speaker 3: were making enough money now even the USA's out right.
Speaker 4: Who's the best tipp is.
Speaker 3: Let me start by answering that question, who are the
Speaker 3: worst tippers? It's not even close, dude. The Brazilians don't tip.
Speaker 3: I don't know the cultural Brazilians mother fucking don't tip.
Speaker 1: They you actually, it costs you money. When you cost
Speaker 1: you money.
Speaker 3: The fucking Ecuadorians don't fucking tip the French, don't fucking
Speaker 3: French dato' fucking because there's no kicking in that country.
Speaker 1: What's that?
Speaker 3: Yeah, they kept, they kept a little better, but it's tolerable.
Speaker 3: By the way, the country that tipped the best USA,
Speaker 3: everyone else really doesn't tip.
Speaker 1: Right, let me put it to this way.
Speaker 3: I'll give you a practical example for the Mexico Ecuadorian game.
Speaker 1: By the way, at the end of that game, just
Speaker 1: see all the fights. It was wild.
Speaker 3: For the Mexican Ecuadorian game, which I did, my tip
Speaker 3: percentage for the entire night was eight percent.
Speaker 1: You know, you understand, Like I didn't get eighteen percent.
Speaker 1: I didn't get to it. By the way, I had like.
Speaker 3: Almost I had like eight thousand dollars in sales over
Speaker 3: the over the course.
Speaker 1: Of the game, because they have to come.
Speaker 3: I had eight thousand dollars in sales, and my percentage
Speaker 3: was my tip percentage was eight per I probably lost
Speaker 3: one thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: Bradley says, you're not entitled to tip. That's American pressure.
Speaker 4: Uh, he's kind of suck it.
Speaker 3: It's it's there's no law that like, it's not there's
Speaker 3: no law that says you have to tip. You can
Speaker 3: absolutely put zero tip. You don't have to pay it.
Speaker 6: Well, you know something, A lot of the servers nowadays,
Speaker 6: they don't deserve to be tipped, in all honesty. They
Speaker 6: just sit there with a look on their face. Every
Speaker 6: way there's a tip bucket and you're walking to home. Deepot,
Speaker 6: there's a tip bucket for the person to push a
Speaker 6: button for you. Everybody has a tick bucket dunkin Donuts.
Speaker 6: Why should this guy get a tip? Why he didn't
Speaker 6: even pull the coffee anymore?
Speaker 3: Bro?
Speaker 4: But hold I know is pull a fucking handle like
Speaker 4: this is beer? This is nonsense. They're charging you six dollars.
Speaker 4: But if I it's a beer, this a bollock kiss.
Speaker 3: I fucking tip everybody, and I make a point to
Speaker 3: do it because you think it's not an easy job dealing.
Speaker 1: With customer service.
Speaker 3: Idea icket everybody dunkin Donuts, you.
Speaker 1: I don't keep my change. I never ever. I always
Speaker 1: throw the change.
Speaker 6: Always say nineteen fifty seven A nickel's not a tip whatever.
Speaker 2: But if everyone threw their change in the tip cup,
Speaker 2: that's that I never.
Speaker 1: Keep my change ever.
Speaker 3: By the way, and if i'm getting ninety five cents back,
Speaker 3: I don't keep it. If I'm getting five cents back,
Speaker 3: I don't keep it.
Speaker 5: All right, listen here, the difference is if you got
Speaker 5: change from your you know, your purchase. I always throw
Speaker 5: on the tip top. But when they turn the fucking
Speaker 5: little thing around where you're getting a cup of coffee
Speaker 5: and it's like how much tip do you want to leave?
Speaker 5: And it's like twenty percent, I'm like, what did you do? No,
Speaker 5: I turn it right back around to them, and then
Speaker 5: then whatever change I have, I throw on the tip
Speaker 5: cup and I take my coffee and I get the
Speaker 5: fuck out of there.
Speaker 1: I'll give you a perfect example of what.
Speaker 3: I'm talking about. I'm coming back from Cony. I'm fucking starving,
Speaker 3: but I want something quick. The one place that's never
Speaker 3: busy is the subway. The subway sub shop, in the
Speaker 3: subway station. This is no one ever in there. So
Speaker 3: I go in there and I just want one of
Speaker 3: those double chocolate cookies. I'm like, don't even put in
Speaker 3: the bag. Put that little that little cell of fan
Speaker 3: you know, they grab it. I'm like, just give it
Speaker 3: to me like that.
Speaker 1: I don't want the bag. I'm gonna eat it now.
Speaker 3: I still tip that motherfucker he did was do this
Speaker 3: and that, And I still tip them because.
Speaker 1: It's the right thing to do.
Speaker 3: And I promise you, God is my witness that will
Speaker 3: be reciprocated back to you.
Speaker 1: That's how the universe works. Everyone like I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't put label. They're like, you deserve to get tipped,
Speaker 3: and you don't. Everyone deserves to do We're all in
Speaker 3: the same fucking boat.
Speaker 1: How about how about a little kumbaya Tony? Yeah, how
Speaker 1: about all the people bucking donuts employees?
Speaker 6: I work, I work in a building. I used to
Speaker 6: live off of tips, right, and now I work in
Speaker 6: a building. I clear people's toilets, I fix people's electrical issues.
Speaker 6: I take care of babies who don't know how to
Speaker 6: flip their breaker switch. Okay, this is the men that
Speaker 6: we're dealing with in this society. And a lot of
Speaker 6: those people didn't tip me and don't tip me, so
Speaker 6: you know something, I'm not with you, Ron, I'm not
Speaker 6: with standing in line added Dunkin Donuts and being the
Speaker 6: only person in the Dunkin Donuts while these people are
Speaker 6: filling out.
Speaker 4: You know the app Oh, I got to make an
Speaker 4: app called the app Coffy. I'm the only one fucking standing.
Speaker 6: I'm standing there for fifteen minutes because this guy gotta
Speaker 6: make twenty tickets from a fucking app.
Speaker 4: And then I gotta tip you off the top of it.
Speaker 4: Suck it, bro, stroke it.
Speaker 6: I still give it to them.
Speaker 1: Still give it to them. I mean people.
Speaker 4: Smoking cigarettes and dunkin Donuts.
Speaker 2: That's my Tony p right there.
Speaker 5: I'm one hundred percent with you, No, Hey, I want
Speaker 5: to do it right. Then you go into a place
Speaker 5: and you're like, when are they gonna get to me?
Speaker 2: Oh, that's right. All the Uber Eats orders are coming in.
Speaker 5: They got to take care of that ship as all
Speaker 5: the all the African guys are standing around waiting for
Speaker 5: their bags so they could jump on their evs and
Speaker 5: deliver them.
Speaker 2: And you're sitting there like a schmuck. And then they
Speaker 2: finally get to you, and then they turn that thing
Speaker 2: around and they want to tip. Go fuck yourself. I'm
Speaker 2: with you, tone Hey.
Speaker 3: I want to ask be a man a question because
Speaker 3: he'll he'll understand this. First of all, dunkin Donuts in
Speaker 3: Massachusetts and Boston, it's it's it's king everyone goes, I'm gonna,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna. I'm going on a Duncan run my cousin.
Speaker 3: My cousin is a sixth grade teacher. What what what
Speaker 3: do teachers get from their students? They get the Duncan cads,
Speaker 3: Christmas presents.
Speaker 1: That's what people want. Be a man. This is what
Speaker 1: I've noticed.
Speaker 3: There's a million Dunkin Donuts in New York City, right,
Speaker 3: but they're all staffed with like Bangladesh. In Boston, the
Speaker 3: Duncan Donuts are still staffed with white trash.
Speaker 1: Is that true?
Speaker 4: Yeah, that college kids.
Speaker 1: But you don't see.
Speaker 3: White people working in Dunkin Donuts. I've never seen it
Speaker 3: in New York City. But the Duncan Donuts in Massachusetts
Speaker 3: is still like middle aged white men and women.
Speaker 2: I local donut shop humor is the best?
Speaker 1: Was that a dig?
Speaker 4: Getting back to a restaurant? You know, average service? I
Speaker 4: give twenty correct?
Speaker 5: Yeah, oh no, if the service is great, I'm I'm
Speaker 5: even over twenty sometimes because I'm saving money on the
Speaker 5: other end when I say no tip for you, because
Speaker 5: fuck you for making me wait.
Speaker 2: And then if I get really good service at a restaurant, yeah,
Speaker 2: I'll go over twenty.
Speaker 1: Man, Well, hold on, what if you get bad service?
Speaker 1: You don't tip.
Speaker 2: If I get bad service, that number starts dropping in
Speaker 2: my head.
Speaker 1: Trust me, I don't know how low do you go.
Speaker 1: I've gone down at ten. Oh, that's bad.
Speaker 2: Recently I went down to about twelve.
Speaker 5: And the big problem with this one was we were
Speaker 5: in a sushi joint, me and the wife and the kids,
Speaker 5: and uh, a table came in after us got.
Speaker 2: And they got all there for everything before us.
Speaker 5: I'm like, oh, this numbers drop in in real time,
Speaker 5: and I think I think in the end it was
Speaker 5: about twelve and I didn't even want to give the twelve.
Speaker 1: That's the reason, dude. They could have ordered something that
Speaker 1: takes much quicker than what you ordered.
Speaker 2: Nah, we ordered basic, I got.
Speaker 1: You don't know what they ordered, dude.
Speaker 5: My kids don't need anything fancy and a sushi joint,
Speaker 5: I don't need anything fancy.
Speaker 2: And she didn't come back to fill the waters. That
Speaker 2: was that that crush your one percent? Right there? Oh,
Speaker 2: I keep track?
Speaker 1: Have you been there before? Yes, I'm also they you.
Speaker 5: I'm a beautiful mind with the tipping beautiful. I got
Speaker 5: the numbers all over the place. When I'm minus one
Speaker 5: percent for that. Oh you're going back up two percent
Speaker 5: because you did something nice there. Oh yeah, I'm paying attention.
Speaker 5: Why why just give anyone a twenty percent tip? They
Speaker 5: got to earn it, right, Be a man, you're a man.
Speaker 4: I was out with a Chinese girl last week and uh,
Speaker 4: we go. We go a couple of times a week.
Speaker 4: And we were at dinner and something happened and she's like,
Speaker 4: that's that's minus one percent.
Speaker 8: It's too serious. That's minus one percent. But he's not
Speaker 8: filling on water, you know, not checking on us, you know,
Speaker 8: not bringing do you order?
Speaker 4: Wasn't right?
Speaker 8: Told I asked for mustard, never came back with that's
Speaker 8: one percent, right serious? I still gave twenty percent.
Speaker 5: But well, I mean that's where we're different. I'll tell
Speaker 5: you what happened. At the end of the sushi joint experience.
Speaker 5: She was at a solid fifteen percent tip. She she
Speaker 5: lost a five, but she still had a fifteen percent.
Speaker 2: Tip coming her way.
Speaker 5: And then.
Speaker 2: My credit card was on the bill for like ten
Speaker 2: I'm like, when is she gonna grab this fucking thing?
Speaker 2: So we get out of here.
Speaker 5: Oh, I'm like, what the And I see her like
Speaker 5: taking care of this and the Uber Eats and the
Speaker 5: table that came after us.
Speaker 2: I'm like, when the fuck is she going to take
Speaker 2: our fucking bill?
Speaker 4: I always I always asked for the bill when I'm eating.
Speaker 2: And I dramatic that that hammered her three percent. So
Speaker 2: by the end she was down a twelve percent.
Speaker 3: But you got like a little fucking pike cut of like, oh,
Speaker 3: this infraction is this is this points off like like
Speaker 3: like like a driver's license.
Speaker 5: Everyone started this, Everyone starts at twenty. They could go
Speaker 5: up and they could go down, and she was at
Speaker 5: a solid fifteen percent. Of all she had to do
Speaker 5: was grab my fucking credit card and get us the
Speaker 5: fuck out of there, because there's obviously obviously we were done,
Speaker 5: we were bored. We wanted to move on because I
Speaker 5: think we were gonna go to a movie or something.
Speaker 5: Try I remember, and and she took so long, like nope,
Speaker 5: that's another three percent.
Speaker 2: I don't know what to tell you.
Speaker 4: Sorry, listen, man, that's what you gotta do. That's what
Speaker 4: you gotta do. I try to help them along.
Speaker 9: It's a tough job. I mean, I could never do it.
Speaker 9: I can never be I did it for years, and
Speaker 9: I try, I try to help people out. Oh, I'll
Speaker 9: give you the hack. You know, you can either ask
Speaker 9: for the check while you're eating, or when you ask
Speaker 9: for the.
Speaker 4: Check, you know, just give the cart go boom. As
Speaker 4: soon as she gives you the check. Do you really
Speaker 4: have to look it over? You can look it over after.
Speaker 2: I don't look over be a man, right, you don't
Speaker 2: look over the billy.
Speaker 4: No, that's what I mean.
Speaker 2: No, My My point is this though, I also I'm
Speaker 2: I'm fully aware. I'm aware if I see the waitress,
Speaker 2: the waitress is getting hammered. All right, no percent off?
Speaker 2: Right now, you're good, I get it. But then you
Speaker 2: start picking up on the little things.
Speaker 4: You're like, no, the lot of them got multitask, you know,
Speaker 4: hold on, hold on?
Speaker 1: You say you start at twenty, go down and we're up.
Speaker 2: You do go up?
Speaker 1: How what's the fathers you've gone up?
Speaker 2: I honestly couldn't tell you. But I've definitely been over thirty,
Speaker 2: and I've been over thirty.
Speaker 5: At times when you get an amazing service and they're
Speaker 5: giving you a little something extra, like this is on
Speaker 5: the house or whatever, Yes, of course I do.
Speaker 3: I picture you now with like that little cap with
Speaker 3: like the green like the Green Sea, through plastic on
Speaker 3: it like a bean counter, and you got your clipboard
Speaker 3: and you're like, oh, minus too.
Speaker 2: Look, look, I'll be completely honest with you. I could
Speaker 2: be uh, I could be an asshole. I could be
Speaker 2: a dick out. Oh you don't think I know. Of
Speaker 2: course I know, Roy.
Speaker 5: But my point is my wife is the complete opposite.
Speaker 5: So when I start seeing her in a restaurant going wow,
Speaker 5: what's going on here?
Speaker 2: Why is it? I'm like, ah ha a. And that's
Speaker 2: when the numbers start dropping.
Speaker 1: How how often have you been to the sushi place?
Speaker 2: Man, No, less than I don't know, twenty twenty five times.
Speaker 1: So they know you well.
Speaker 5: Well, they're under now they know you well and that
Speaker 5: they're under new ownership. But they've they've had at least
Speaker 5: eight months to figure it out. And it was the
Speaker 5: first time we went under a new ownership.
Speaker 1: Oh so that's the first time they've seen you the
Speaker 1: new staff.
Speaker 5: Yes, it's pretty much the same place, but the old
Speaker 5: people sold it and then the place sat there or whatever.
Speaker 2: Many people looked over one waitress who was really nice.
Speaker 2: It was like, oh, I good to see you guys.
Speaker 2: And then we got the waitress that I don't know
Speaker 2: what the fuck was going on.
Speaker 1: And waitress, you gotta say, hey, you gotta let him know.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm an o G mister bro.
Speaker 6: Maybe maybe your waitress was working next door at the
Speaker 6: massage Paula too, all right.
Speaker 2: T thanks.
Speaker 5: We actually had a theory on that back in the day, Like,
Speaker 5: you know, the job to get is the sushi waitress,
Speaker 5: but you do have to start, you know, next door,
Speaker 5: and then if you do well next door, then they
Speaker 5: move you to the front of that store so you
Speaker 5: do nails, and then if you do nails right, then
Speaker 5: the ultimate is to get the job as the waitress.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but dabbling Dan goes, ope, do you do you
Speaker 2: tip your doorman? Don't get me.
Speaker 1: When you're forced to for Christmas?
Speaker 2: Be a man.
Speaker 5: So every Christmas my building hands out a pamphlet. I
Speaker 5: don't know the numbers anymore because it's been a few
Speaker 5: months now, but I think it was over thirty people
Speaker 5: this year.
Speaker 2: Don't hold me to the exact number, but around there
Speaker 2: and they all expect a Christmas tip and yeah, you
Speaker 2: got a stuff envelopes And I'm like, I don't even
Speaker 2: know half these fucking people. Yeah, why do they tip
Speaker 2: fucking me.
Speaker 4: Take care of the ones that are good to you.
Speaker 2: That's all. That's what I do.
Speaker 5: But remember the old days, so you would walk around
Speaker 5: I mean this was my father's generation mostly, but you
Speaker 5: walked around around Christmas with money. Hey, here's here's some money.
Speaker 5: Here's some money, here's some Now it's all formal and organized.
Speaker 5: They literally, uh send out a pamphlet with everyone what
Speaker 5: they do. There's their picture in case you don't know
Speaker 5: who the fuck they are, this is their name, and
Speaker 5: then they suggest what they deserve.
Speaker 4: It's like I plateated, it's organized and formal, but what
Speaker 4: the no.
Speaker 5: You walk around with cash and you take care of
Speaker 5: the people that took care of you over the last year.
Speaker 2: It drives me nuts.
Speaker 4: Everything's different, different world now, buddy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I hear you.
Speaker 5: All right, we should start wrapping up. This was a
Speaker 5: This was an interesting show to say the least.
Speaker 2: My God, be a man. Thank you so much.
Speaker 4: Are you doing tomorrow? Right? Tomorrow?
Speaker 1: Today?
Speaker 4: Tomorrow's wing?
Speaker 6: Yeah, he wings, He's he's battling Joey Chestnut tomorrow right,
Speaker 6: did you know that?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: What kind of bagu you're doing?
Speaker 8: Three thousand people signed up so far to be in
Speaker 8: attendance where up in Seabrook at the Brook the casino
Speaker 8: Seabrook should be the dog track. It's a casino.
Speaker 3: Now, did you say you're going against Joey chest Nuts? Yes, dude,
Speaker 3: he's a good hot dogs in them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's probably stuffed.
Speaker 4: Still, I heard you can eat two hundred and fifty
Speaker 4: and ten minutes.
Speaker 1: How many have you done? I?
Speaker 4: Well, I haven't really practiced that much, but I did.
Speaker 4: I did like a hundred in an hour.
Speaker 2: He's gonna kick yours, yeah, I mean, I mean, but.
Speaker 4: I was taking my time, so I'll go quick. But
Speaker 4: there's just like seven people in it.
Speaker 8: Well, somebody else's like professional leaders and I do a
Speaker 8: lot of work for the casino, so they have the
Speaker 8: met participate.
Speaker 1: But what do you do a lot of work for
Speaker 1: the casino? Like, what does that mean?
Speaker 8: It's a it's a casino. You know the Seabrook Dog Track, right,
Speaker 8: remember that? Yeah, Okay, that's a casino. Now it's called
Speaker 8: no But what do you do for the casino?
Speaker 4: I do like appearances and we do a lot of
Speaker 4: advertised make videos. Oh yeah, so they asked me to
Speaker 4: come to this.
Speaker 1: Wow, you're like a big deal.
Speaker 4: Talking about it on the ninety eight point five radio
Speaker 4: station I get on. Yeah, yeah, they're talking about well, no,
Speaker 4: what I.
Speaker 5: Mean, eating one hundred wings in an hour is insanely impressive.
Speaker 5: But it's gonna look bad chesnow, which is crazy to me.
Speaker 4: I was taking my time. I mean, I just you know,
Speaker 4: went slow, so I'll go. I'll go fast.
Speaker 1: You know the technique is you just go.
Speaker 2: I'm just slamming.
Speaker 4: Literally, I heard the wings. I had dude, like, you
Speaker 4: etn push the opening up and stick your face in there?
Speaker 1: Now you won't tell me?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm awake.
Speaker 2: Now, bro, there you go.
Speaker 1: Do you do the drumstick?
Speaker 4: Just yeah, like a sucking dick. I guess I do
Speaker 4: it from the side, though I don't do it that way.
Speaker 4: I do it from like. That's why I eat a
Speaker 4: banana too, from the site.
Speaker 2: Now you break off the banana. Everyone knows you break
Speaker 2: it off. No one looks cool eating a banana. That
Speaker 2: I'm conscious of.
Speaker 1: When I rade eating banana. When I want to.
Speaker 2: Eat a banana, I break that ship off. You know.
Speaker 5: I don't give a ship about socks and sandals and
Speaker 5: all this other garbage, But when I eat a banana,
Speaker 5: I break it off like a man, my father, right,
Speaker 5: just break.
Speaker 2: It off and you have to bite a t ice cream.
Speaker 4: You know, you didn't tell me why. I was only
Speaker 4: like six or something. You didn't tell me why. So no,
Speaker 4: that's not how you eat it.
Speaker 3: The one thing that looks weird is when you see
Speaker 3: like an o beeste woman eating a banana and you're like,
Speaker 3: come on, come on, was that for show?
Speaker 1: It just looks weird. Just have a fucking piece of cake.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 1: That was a I guess that was enough you all right, So.
Speaker 2: It's be a man on all the social media. You're
Speaker 2: gonna have a big gig tomorrow. Good luck to your brother.
Speaker 4: I really appreciate you.
Speaker 2: Check it out the show and doing it today you guys.
Speaker 4: Tuesday will be in town.
Speaker 1: Hold on, I gotta warm, I gotta warm. Be a man.
Speaker 1: Be careful with Joey Chestnut. He's like he's like a
Speaker 1: he's a fellon dude.
Speaker 3: He had to get special permission to like travel because
Speaker 3: he like he fucking beats people up.
Speaker 1: So just don't piss off Joey chestnutt Uh.
Speaker 4: He didn't. He wasn't. He fucked up.
Speaker 8: Because I saw the video. It was like an apology video.
Speaker 8: He got fucked up at a bar or something. Don't
Speaker 8: remember doing it. Beat somebody's hands.
Speaker 2: It probably had.
Speaker 3: It was like someone at a bob But then what
Speaker 3: do you think they said to him, like, hey, you
Speaker 3: look like you look like you look like a home movie.
Speaker 4: He got rushed. Somebody rushed the competition when he was right.
Speaker 4: Get the guy in the headlock.
Speaker 2: Once, you gotta give a break. He has the meat sweats.
Speaker 2: You gotta give the guy a break.
Speaker 5: Man, if I can't even imagine eating that many hot
Speaker 5: dogs and what that does to your body, and I
Speaker 5: know he's probably you know, getting rid of it immediately
Speaker 5: after the competition.
Speaker 2: No, no, they don't.
Speaker 1: That's what.
Speaker 2: I'm talking.
Speaker 5: After the competition's over and you go around the corner
Speaker 5: and you find a wall.
Speaker 1: No, that's horrible for your body, he says. He hiberndates.
Speaker 1: He says, he sleeps for three days. He says, you
Speaker 1: can't do that. You can't vomit, because then if you
Speaker 1: do that, you'll vomit during the competition.
Speaker 3: You'll get that reflex. Dude, he they say, what what
Speaker 3: do you do after you win? He goes, I sleep
Speaker 3: for three days?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 7: All right, let's end this thing total on his what tone?
Speaker 7: No no, no, no, no go ahead, no go ya.
Speaker 7: We'll save it for another day. Talk about butt boles
Speaker 7: and hot bolts. That's what we were talking about the
Speaker 7: other day. And chess that's still alive.
Speaker 2: Right, Tony P.
Speaker 5: Comedy on Instagram, Ron Berman Comedy on the on the
Speaker 5: social media, and of course be a man, thanks anyway, Boston,
Speaker 5: be a man. Sorry, yes, yes, suppose, but you don't
Speaker 5: need more followers. I saw your number.
Speaker 2: It's you're over two billion, and that's how we end.
Speaker 2: Thank you, guys, I greatly appreciate it. Have a great
Speaker 2: weekend and we'll have a good week everybody. Yes, bye bye,