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<v Speaker 1>Hello, and welcome to Batflips and Nerds, the baseball podcast

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<v Speaker 1>with a British twist. I am your host this week

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<v Speaker 1>John McGee and joining me are two of the finest

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<v Speaker 1>baseball minds on this part side of the pond. Mister

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<v Speaker 1>Russell Eason, how are you.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm doing good, John, I'm doing good. Baseball season is

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<v Speaker 2>well and truly into its works. We've had the start

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<v Speaker 2>of the baseball season in the UK as well, so

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<v Speaker 2>it's perfect for it to start rating now. Is that

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<v Speaker 2>nobody else can play baseball for a while? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, how's your How's it going?

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<v Speaker 3>How?

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<v Speaker 1>How how's how's how's that going? Have you got a

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<v Speaker 1>torpedo back yet?

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<v Speaker 2>No, I'm literally going out to the States in a

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<v Speaker 2>few days and basically half of my team have been

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<v Speaker 2>like by a torpedo bat by a torpedo bat, bio

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<v Speaker 2>torpedo bat. So there may be one coming back if

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<v Speaker 2>I find one that is reasonably priced in some sort

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<v Speaker 2>of a store in California, which is probably not actually

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<v Speaker 2>that likely because it's California, but who knows.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, that'll be the last that you hear about that story,

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<v Speaker 1>because Rob Naveria, you really don't want to talk about

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<v Speaker 1>torpedo bats and neither do I. Well, you got it

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<v Speaker 1>out of your system last time, didn't you.

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<v Speaker 3>Get it out of my system? It was never that

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<v Speaker 3>far into my system, As I'd like to clearly point out.

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<v Speaker 1>Please, can we stop talking about these bloody, infernal bats.

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<v Speaker 1>You can tell it's the start of the season. Just

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<v Speaker 1>shut up. Stop. Every single Instagram post does not need

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<v Speaker 1>to be about these flipping bats. Stop it, rob right.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sorry, Yeah, I'm all over Instagram obviously. Yes, no, well,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, we just need something else toly.

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<v Speaker 1>To talk about it.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sure we'll come acrossing couple of those today. There's

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<v Speaker 3>plenty of silliness.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, indeed, there's plenty of silliness. But before we get

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<v Speaker 1>into the silliness, we must point out that we are

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<v Speaker 1>recording this on the fifteenth of April twenty twenty five.

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<v Speaker 1>It is Jackie Robinson Day, so we must remark on

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<v Speaker 1>the brilliant life and career of one of the great

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<v Speaker 1>sportsman of all time. Everyone will be wearing forty two

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<v Speaker 1>today and that we are wearing it in spirit. But

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<v Speaker 1>it would be remiss of us not to tackle the

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<v Speaker 1>elephant in the room around this. Jackie Robinson Day, because unfortunately,

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<v Speaker 1>it feels a little different to some of the others

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<v Speaker 1>that we've seen through in the past. So I would

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<v Speaker 1>urge you to go and read a brilliant piece by

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<v Speaker 1>friend of the podcast Jake Mints of the Suspendies Barbecue

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<v Speaker 1>at Yahoo's Sports on this topic. It is incredibly erudite

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<v Speaker 1>and incredibly thoughtful, and you will forgive me for a

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<v Speaker 1>moment for sharing some of Jake's original thoughts so which

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<v Speaker 1>you know I happen to share. It doesn't seem like

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<v Speaker 1>the sport of baseball is embodying the spirit of the

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<v Speaker 1>man of Jackie Robinson, merely celebrating his existence. This year.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't talk about Jackie Robinson and ignore the fact

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<v Speaker 1>that Major League Baseball appears to have removed references to

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<v Speaker 1>diverse equality and inclusion from its website. You can't talk

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<v Speaker 1>about Jackie Robinson this year without pointing out the fact

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<v Speaker 1>that his team, the Dodgers, the LA Dodgers, he was a,

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<v Speaker 1>of course, a Brooklyn Dodger, visited the White House, as

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<v Speaker 1>is their wish when they are the champions of Major

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<v Speaker 1>League Baseball, having won the twenty twenty four World Series,

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<v Speaker 1>and all of them to a man shook hands with

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<v Speaker 1>a president who is, if I'm being kind, incredibly divisive,

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<v Speaker 1>if I'm being factual, sending people to a country far

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<v Speaker 1>away from where they were born, where they are settled,

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<v Speaker 1>and where their family life is for no reason incorrectly

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<v Speaker 1>and not returning these people home. The Dodgers felt like

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<v Speaker 1>that was okay. This is the club of Jackie Robinson,

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<v Speaker 1>and to say that that's a shame, I think is

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<v Speaker 1>the understatement of the century. Jackie Robinson is one of

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<v Speaker 1>the most important people in the history of the world.

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<v Speaker 1>He changed the course of American life for the better

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<v Speaker 1>when he broke the color barrier in the nineteen fifties.

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<v Speaker 1>Major League Baseball had an opportunity right now to make

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<v Speaker 1>a stand for the millions of people in their country

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<v Speaker 1>who think that's important, not just people of color, but

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<v Speaker 1>way is the way to live their life. And it's

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<v Speaker 1>what's sport embodies, and it's what Jackie Robinson embodied. It

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<v Speaker 1>just feels like it's a shame that in pursuit of capital,

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<v Speaker 1>in pursuit of political advantage, and in pursuit of whatever

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<v Speaker 1>the hell they think is to their advantage the sport,

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<v Speaker 1>the owners, and unfortunately many of its greatest players have

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<v Speaker 1>turned away from that ideal. Let's talk about some fun stuff.

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<v Speaker 3>He's going to take us into the next bit transition there.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, it's hard. Sure we talk about I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>where do we go after that? It still feels quite

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<v Speaker 1>early to be talking about where the clubs are good.

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<v Speaker 1>I know you Robin and Ben and Darius did a

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<v Speaker 1>really good job of picking the bones out of the

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<v Speaker 1>early season a couple of weeks ago. But it does

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<v Speaker 1>feel like there's a bit of a pan now nowhere

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<v Speaker 1>more so than in our two favorite divisions, the two

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<v Speaker 1>central divisions, the NLNA L Central, where it's pretty clear

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<v Speaker 1>that there are, as we anticipated, not very many good teams. Indeed,

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<v Speaker 1>they're appear to be only two out of the ten

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<v Speaker 1>teams who are even approaching palatable. So should we talk

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<v Speaker 1>about well, let's talk about the.

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<v Speaker 3>Right.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to ask you which do you think is

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<v Speaker 1>worse out of these two? Rob the an L or

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<v Speaker 1>the AL Central.

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<v Speaker 3>Ah, you see, your gut immediately goes with AL Central.

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<v Speaker 3>I feel, and just looking now at the stats, I

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<v Speaker 3>think that is kind of backed up AL Central. But

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<v Speaker 3>then yes, so okay, so like you're your best guys,

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<v Speaker 3>You've got you've got the Tigers as your current AL

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<v Speaker 3>Central best team and the Cubs as your current NL

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<v Speaker 3>Central best team. And if you're saying which one of

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<v Speaker 3>them do you think is gonna be better, you're probably

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<v Speaker 3>saying the Cubs, So like that's your top one that's better.

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<v Speaker 3>And then if you even look all the way down

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<v Speaker 3>all right, so the worst team in the division is

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<v Speaker 3>the White Sox or the Pirates. And again, if you're

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<v Speaker 3>gonna pick one of those two that you get to back,

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<v Speaker 3>it's probably gonna be the Pirates. So it's gonna be

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<v Speaker 3>the AL Central that is the worst.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, what do you think, Russell? It's it's a it's

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<v Speaker 1>a pretty good argument. Most of the teams in the

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<v Speaker 1>NL Central have actually got players that you want to watch.

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<v Speaker 1>That cannot be said of many of the teams in

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<v Speaker 2>It's like we'll come to some of it later on,

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<v Speaker 2>might have to come up with some new bads as

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<v Speaker 2>we're discovering it now. But like Kansas City's offense is

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<v Speaker 2>just awful, like basically Bobby with its basically trying to

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<v Speaker 2>do exactly the same thing as he did last year

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<v Speaker 2>and try and carry them on his back while they

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<v Speaker 2>have some pitching. But there's been a little to no

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<v Speaker 2>improvement there. Yeah, obviously we joke out early and the

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<v Speaker 2>season is it used to be. Hey, when Mike Trout's

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<v Speaker 2>the top of the Phantografts War leader board or whatever,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, it's about time to start looking at stats.

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<v Speaker 2>And I joke now that basically it's when judges are

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<v Speaker 2>top of the the fangers leaderboards, you start to look

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<v Speaker 2>at what the stats to me now and we're there.

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<v Speaker 2>It's probably still a little bit early, but it's not

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<v Speaker 2>been good. Like I've watched Cleveland versus Kansas now five times, no,

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<v Speaker 2>or four times? Yeah, no, five times, and it's not

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<v Speaker 2>None of those games have been like set alight by

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<v Speaker 2>world class hitting. So there's real fear of those teams

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<v Speaker 2>both just really struggling to kind of get out of

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<v Speaker 2>any sort of kind of level of mediocrity. I haven't

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<v Speaker 2>seen the Twins too much, but just once again, it's

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<v Speaker 2>just a lot of kind of like its injury upon

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<v Speaker 2>injury upon injury on that team that just never works

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<v Speaker 2>it out, and the are bad and Detroit maybe doing

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<v Speaker 2>what Cleveland have done for probably most of the last

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<v Speaker 2>five or six years, which is basically win by default,

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<v Speaker 2>and like that gets you the division he gets through.

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<v Speaker 2>Like the other side, I think it's what said, the

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<v Speaker 2>Cubs are definitely a good team. Like I think we

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<v Speaker 2>all maybe laid into the Cubs for losing that those

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<v Speaker 2>couple of games against the Dodgers so easily at the

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<v Speaker 2>start of the season, and we were a little bit

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<v Speaker 2>too early on that one. But yeah, like the rest

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<v Speaker 2>of that division, the Brewers probably had a little bit

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<v Speaker 2>of credit bill because of how they've kind of done

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<v Speaker 2>things in the past that you can imagine.

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<v Speaker 1>That their pitching isn't poorly.

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<v Speaker 2>But that's it. That's what they've been able to find

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<v Speaker 2>and get to work. And I think Rob can maybe

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<v Speaker 2>say as a race fan, like that can work for

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<v Speaker 2>like six or seven seasons, but there's going to be

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<v Speaker 2>the odd season to where it just fails completely. So

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if that's going to be that season.

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<v Speaker 2>Everyone else it's just it's just such a level of

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<v Speaker 2>mayor like there's just not things to get excited about,

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<v Speaker 2>and that's it's just so depressing and at least the

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<v Speaker 2>other time, I will say, like I would think the

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<v Speaker 2>NAL Central is worth watching more. It's just because La

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<v Speaker 2>the Cubs have actually tried to be a good team

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<v Speaker 2>and they're being rewarded for the success. And even though

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<v Speaker 2>the Pirates are bad, you get to watch Paul schemes,

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<v Speaker 2>so like, there's just nothing like that on Chicago, so.

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<v Speaker 1>Of course, right, and yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>And Hunter Green on the Reds. Hunter Green has been

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<v Speaker 2>absolutely phenomenal. I think he leads like Bangruft's war.

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<v Speaker 1>But of us, some of us are saying that in

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<v Speaker 1>our pre season preview it was not you two, Rob.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you got any thoughts on why these divisions are

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<v Speaker 1>so bad? Like why are they not trying? Obviously we've

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<v Speaker 1>got some traditional quote unquote small market teams and you know,

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<v Speaker 1>the Pirates, the Brewers, they never spend any money Cleveland,

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<v Speaker 1>of course, but beyond that, why are they not trying?

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<v Speaker 1>Like all of these divisions are winnable or have they

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<v Speaker 1>just looked at the Tigers and looked at the Cubs

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<v Speaker 1>and gone fair enough that they're winning their division? Ah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>see you next season, lads.

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<v Speaker 3>The small market excuses bollocks and we've seen that, Yeah, bollocks,

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<v Speaker 3>because you know, We've seen the rays do it. We've

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<v Speaker 3>seen the pod rays to an extent do it. We've

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<v Speaker 3>seen clever teams that the a's have done it, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>not now, but like for long stretches, the a's have

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<v Speaker 3>been punching well above their their their their position. So

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<v Speaker 3>it's not that it's not that it's it's it's purely

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<v Speaker 3>got to be strength and competition, you know, it's the

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<v Speaker 3>survival of the fittest. And if no one's that fit,

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<v Speaker 3>then you haven't got to be fitter than the next guy.

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<v Speaker 3>So essentially, this is a bunch of obese rangutans sat

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<v Speaker 3>around eating too much, and there's nothing more to it

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<v Speaker 3>than that. Like they haven't got to get higher in

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<v Speaker 3>the tree. They don't need to outrun the predator because

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<v Speaker 3>there isn't a predator in those divisions. And it's just

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<v Speaker 3>as simple as that, Like they're just lazy, there's no

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<v Speaker 1>So why bother, why I bother, indeed, why bother talking

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<v Speaker 1>talk about a couple of good ones. Would you rather

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<v Speaker 1>start in the NL West or the al e Strustle.

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<v Speaker 2>they've started well and they've basically have got the best record.

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<v Speaker 4>Now.

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<v Speaker 2>Giants looked really good watching some of the highlights of

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<v Speaker 2>So you're like, oh, we joke about it sometimes that

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<v Speaker 2>To win. I was chuckling that the Dodgers Fangrabs olds

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<v Speaker 2>come the start of this season, and with the Diamondbacks

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<v Speaker 2>one horse race and three very other people close behind it.

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<v Speaker 2>Because I still think you can't really look away from

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<v Speaker 1>to come out of that division the way that the

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<v Speaker 1>Phillies and the Braves are started. But you know, baseball's

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<v Speaker 1>a long old season. We're going to get onto justin

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<v Speaker 1>Cossus in one hundred and sixty two games. Momentarily, I think,

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<v Speaker 1>so we'll leave that for then. I wanted to point

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<v Speaker 1>out one player that I thought about putting in my

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<v Speaker 1>point to talk about it. It's not been sensational, but

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<v Speaker 1>a guy who I have great joy for is Kyle

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<v Speaker 1>Hart on the Padres. So he pitched in career last

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<v Speaker 1>year and he was the best pitch and career and

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<v Speaker 1>he held an RA of fifteen point five and wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>seen again having been a you know, not a heralded

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<v Speaker 1>but a half decent pitching prospect as a sort of

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<v Speaker 1>back end starter. And yeah, he's been back in the

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<v Speaker 1>minor leagues, he's been in career for a couple of years,

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<v Speaker 1>and yeah, I mean he's putting up creditiable innings, which

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<v Speaker 1>is exactly what the Padres need with that offense. You

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<v Speaker 1>don't need spectacular outside of Michael King to carry the day.

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<v Speaker 1>I just thought that was a thing that was worth

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<v Speaker 1>noting and great to see him him prospering. Still some

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<v Speaker 1>way to go to bring down that career, ra Kyle,

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<v Speaker 1>but you know you're heading on the right track. Al East, Rob,

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<v Speaker 1>That's our division, isn't it. There are some good teams

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<v Speaker 1>in that division there.

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<v Speaker 3>As I was looking up Kyle Hart and I just

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<v Speaker 3>I just found a Reuter's uh piece that actually calls

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<v Speaker 3>him Dan Hart. So that's fantastic. I got very confused

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<v Speaker 3>trying to work out if there's two heart pictures on

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<v Speaker 4>But still still some way to come from Brouss as well, Right,

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<v Speaker 4>A least get your career a e R A under

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<v Speaker 3>A least. Yes, a least. It is a complete toss up,

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<v Speaker 3>isn't it. I mean that there was a terrifying butt

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<v Speaker 3>plug bat moment when it looked like the Yankees were

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<v Speaker 3>just going to run away with everything. But since then,

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<v Speaker 3>like anyone like total roll of the dice right now,

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<v Speaker 3>and it's fantastic, and it's not a roll of the

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<v Speaker 3>dice Ale central style roll of the dice. This is

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<v Speaker 3>a roll of the dice that you can point at

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<v Speaker 3>every team and say that's good, that's really good. These

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<v Speaker 3>guys have got something really excellent, and there's a lot

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<v Speaker 3>of it. I mean, I'm very drawn to the A

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<v Speaker 3>Least anyway, because my team is plays in the al Least.

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<v Speaker 3>But if I'm flicking through the other fixtures, it's very

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<v Speaker 3>often I say, oh, I'm gonna go and watch a

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<v Speaker 3>myself more and more drawn, like, okay, look the Baltimore

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<v Speaker 3>Oils run right now, let's see what they're doing, because

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<v Speaker 3>they are relevant, you know, badly pitching badly and getting

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<v Speaker 3>worse through injuries. But you know, every team here is relevant.

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<v Speaker 3>There is There is no team you can say, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>they're not gonna be here at the end. You could

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<v Speaker 3>feasibly say every single one of these these teams is

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<v Speaker 3>going to be, you know, you know, still in it

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<v Speaker 3>with the last week to go, like a there's gonna

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<v Speaker 3>be wild cud teams coming out of the Al East.

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<v Speaker 3>That's not a surprise. Normally, it's not gonna be a

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<v Speaker 3>surprise this year. Again, there's a lot of good teams.

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<v Speaker 3>There's a lot of good stuff, but it strength and

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<v Speaker 3>rookies we're talking about later or you know, there's been

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<v Speaker 3>some fantastic pitching starts of some some some interesting twists

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<v Speaker 3>from the pitching. We've had a bit of everything. From

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<v Speaker 3>the A least, it's been a real microcosm of the

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<v Speaker 3>whole league. But the good stuff, like we haven't seen

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<v Speaker 3>the crap out of the AA least. That time will come.

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<v Speaker 3>There's gonna be a dip, but right now, these guys

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<v Speaker 3>it's just really competitive, fun baseball.

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<v Speaker 1>It's also got great storylines as well. Russell has it

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<v Speaker 1>not the the incredible orange crush uniforms, the butt plug bats,

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<v Speaker 1>Bladito's Bladito's five hundred million, and the on day off

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<v Speaker 1>day that is Garrett Crochet Day. Sometimes maybe good, sometimes

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<v Speaker 2>I think what you've got there, though, is you've got

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<v Speaker 2>some regards when it comes to like sports medium it's

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<v Speaker 2>the United States, so you can get But if you

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<v Speaker 2>live in the middle and you don't like it, but

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<v Speaker 2>guess what, that's where the population is. The media is

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<v Speaker 2>going to skew to words where people actually live. But

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<v Speaker 2>so we basically need anything that is potentially interesting we

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<v Speaker 2>all know about. Like I had people who don't really

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<v Speaker 2>know about baseball sending me images of why am I

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<v Speaker 2>seeing like powder blue versus like bright orange in baseball?

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<v Speaker 2>Like what on earth is going on? I thought, this

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<v Speaker 2>is something where everybody wore like white. Is this kind

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<v Speaker 2>of like test cricket or the one day cricket? Are

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<v Speaker 2>they changing like what uniforms look like to make it

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<v Speaker 2>kind of more appealing for day night games? And I

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<v Speaker 1>Carry carry packers spirit lives on.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you've got the you got the someone stepping up

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<v Speaker 2>like Chiron Pollard and it's freaking West Indian, kind of

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<v Speaker 2>like Maroon up there to hit the bat, someone who

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<v Speaker 2>personally I believe posentially could have been a very good

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<v Speaker 2>baseball player. But that is a digression. Now it's entertaining.

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<v Speaker 2>That's the whole reason why we like the like the

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<v Speaker 2>probably the biggest rivalry in baseball, and the both teams

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<v Speaker 2>look like they might actually be good again at the

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<v Speaker 2>same time for what the first time in ages like that,

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<v Speaker 2>they're both actually kind of like aligned with doing it,

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<v Speaker 2>and you've got the upstart orioles basically at the bottom

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<v Speaker 2>right now when you ever body was probably putting them

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<v Speaker 2>right towards the top. I'll hold my hand on my

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<v Speaker 2>heart and say that I was one hundred percent certain

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<v Speaker 2>of blood he was done in Toronto, and he's obviously

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<v Speaker 2>now just kind of like got the massive deal and

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<v Speaker 2>in some regards maybe made sure that Kyle Tucker gets

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<v Speaker 2>a massive deal come next year unless he gets himself injured.

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, it's like it's where there is the news,

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<v Speaker 2>and obviously the Rays having fun in their spring training stadium,

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<v Speaker 2>like getting all of those stadium those cheapy homers that

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<v Speaker 2>they're now getting some of those cheapy homers themselves and

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<v Speaker 2>enjoying it every now and then. But yeah, it's it's

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<v Speaker 2>it's where, it's where, it's where eyes are on, and

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<v Speaker 3>Right now, I sidetrack onto that stupid stadium for a moment.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm terribly sorry. I really have to say, like Jesus

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<v Speaker 3>Christ is I mean, I watched a game. It was

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<v Speaker 3>the Raise against the Angels. I lost track of how

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<v Speaker 3>many stupid pop up home runs went out to that

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<v Speaker 3>short porch. Because you've got Yankee Stadium, it's the exact

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<v Speaker 3>same dimensions as Yankee Stadium at Steinbrenner Field. The difference

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<v Speaker 3>is New York is north. New York's a bit chilly

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<v Speaker 3>from time to time. In Tampa, the ball just go

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<v Speaker 3>and my god, was it going like there was there

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<v Speaker 3>was Angels players you've never heard of, because let's face it,

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<v Speaker 3>Mic Trout. There was Angel players never heard of who

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<v Speaker 3>were like the three home run games. It was stupid.

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<v Speaker 3>It was ridiculous. And they are not hitting home runs

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<v Speaker 3>anywhere else out of that stadium. They are all going

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<v Speaker 3>out to that stupid short porch and we all call

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<v Speaker 3>it the stupid short porch anyway. But like, turn up

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<v Speaker 3>the temperature, and that short porch is like turning up

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<v Speaker 3>the stupidity. Like it's a couple more knocks to the head. Jesus,

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<v Speaker 3>it's awful. I hate that stadium. Not as bad as

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<v Speaker 3>the Age one, but I still I hate that stadium

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<v Speaker 3>already and I haven't even visited it yet. Sorry, sorry,

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<v Speaker 3>it's all right.

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<v Speaker 1>We've all we've all had something to say. I mean

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<v Speaker 1>I did. I did a cold oak for the whole

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<v Speaker 1>podcast where I was, you know, coldly furious, but you've

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<v Speaker 1>been warmly furious, so you know it does matter. Competitive

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<v Speaker 1>balance is important. I too think that that stadium makes

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<v Speaker 1>I absolutely hate it, and obviously I hate that short

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<v Speaker 1>porch even more. Right, shall we go from the sublime

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<v Speaker 1>to the ridiculous?

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<v Speaker 1>We we have to talk about what on earth is

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<v Speaker 1>don't we? Albeit loathe, loathe, and for me to say

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<v Speaker 1>a series off The Red Song this week, owing largely

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<v Speaker 1>to Chase Midroth, who was traded to the White Sox

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<v Speaker 1>aspart of that Garat Crochet Heal not not too long ago.

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<v Speaker 1>But goodness gracious, they are running out some people you've

422
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<v Speaker 1>literally never heard of, and then running out some players

423
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<v Speaker 1>who are supposed to be okay but here are horrendous.

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<v Speaker 1>What what on earth? Like, ahmen, the Rockies just they

425
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<v Speaker 1>just contriving to find new ways to lose every single week.

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<v Speaker 1>Where where do where do they go? I mean, what

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<v Speaker 1>what are they doing? Russell? What are they doing? Nobody

428
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<v Speaker 1>knows the answer to that question. What's Michael Totalia doing?

429
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<v Speaker 1>He's supposed to be good.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's the one that really I think that's the

431
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<v Speaker 2>one that hurts, where it's like you kind of have

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<v Speaker 2>your your power hitting first basement just kind of disappear

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<v Speaker 2>like and just be like, oh, so there's no power

434
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<v Speaker 2>here anymore. It's like you always remember and obviously like

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<v Speaker 2>with the with Rayers with a framill, like when he

436
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<v Speaker 2>was in Cleveland and just went from just being a

437
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<v Speaker 2>power hitter to then suddenly just swinging and missing and

438
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<v Speaker 2>being completely looking completely netly overpowered. Like it's not good. Yeah,

439
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<v Speaker 2>still short sample size, will we'll see how it looks

440
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<v Speaker 2>in a couple of weeks time, but it's it's not

441
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<v Speaker 2>a good start. And when that team has basically got

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<v Speaker 2>i don't know, three serviceable out of all like hitters,

443
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<v Speaker 2>and two of them aren't basically doing anything that you

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<v Speaker 2>would hope they would do, it's bad. And you then

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<v Speaker 2>have like Kyle Freeland, like I think pitching.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually center teller O, My goodness.

447
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<v Speaker 2>Those guys have like sill Still I don't know like

448
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<v Speaker 2>either basically Colorado is basically the best place or like

449
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<v Speaker 2>to live like in the world. Or basically the Rockies

450
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<v Speaker 2>are like the greatest organization with how they treat their players,

451
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<v Speaker 2>how they treat the players families and people and stuff

452
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<v Speaker 2>like the Yes, as Rob might'st but that's quite legal

453
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<v Speaker 2>in quite a lot of you at other US states now.

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<v Speaker 2>But the players that want to be there stay there,

455
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<v Speaker 2>and they and they stay there for a while, and

456
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<v Speaker 2>they get like nice contracts, and they seem to all

457
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<v Speaker 2>have a fairly enjoyable time with what they're doing. They're

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<v Speaker 2>nowhere near basically ever being relevant, and be a surprise

459
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<v Speaker 2>if they will be relevant again in three or five

460
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<v Speaker 2>years time. Like I genuinely think that calls might just

461
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<v Speaker 2>be effect like you just cannot produce basically like a

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<v Speaker 2>good team that plays there because of the difference between

463
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<v Speaker 2>that and every other field. Now on Chicago side, they're bad,

464
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<v Speaker 2>and they're bad because they're doing exactly not what Oakland

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<v Speaker 2>did when they went bad. Chicago decided that actually the

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<v Speaker 2>way we're going to do this is put out a

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<v Speaker 2>bunch of gays that you would maybe just about recognize

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<v Speaker 2>their name. I think, oh, that means we're putting an

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<v Speaker 2>effort in. And it's like, no, if you actually just

470
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<v Speaker 2>threw out all of your quad A players and gave

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<v Speaker 2>them all time, two of them might turn out to

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<v Speaker 2>be good like Butler did. And I mean, like like

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<v Speaker 2>a few others have done, like yeah, so you just

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<v Speaker 2>like Chicago haven't done that. They're throwing out like Mike

475
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<v Speaker 2>Tauchman and stuff like that. Who yeah, one of one

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<v Speaker 2>of the most unlucky. I don't know if you did you,

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<v Speaker 2>either of you guys. See how the White lost the

478
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<v Speaker 2>game against Cleveland last week with Tagman being the tying

479
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<v Speaker 2>runner going around third and pulling his squad and basically

480
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<v Speaker 2>just like limping to the catcher and just being tagged

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<v Speaker 2>out for like the final act that was That was

482
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<v Speaker 2>the day after they went the clevenger walked three people

483
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<v Speaker 2>in a row to load the bases and give up

484
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<v Speaker 2>the walk of the one nil loss in a walk

485
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<v Speaker 2>off and a walk off quite literally.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah I saw the walk off, but I didn't. I

487
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<v Speaker 1>hadn't seen the Tagman thing. It's just that just cauldn't

488
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<v Speaker 1>happen to a nicer guy than Mike Clevenger. Sorry, sorry

489
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<v Speaker 1>to sidechuck you. I just got Antonio Center tellers that

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<v Speaker 1>casts baseball, soaven up, and I mean, uh, as as

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<v Speaker 1>you would expect. There's an awful lot of blue on there.

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<v Speaker 1>Like work. It is fourth fourth percentile for expected are right,

493
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<v Speaker 1>third percentile for expected buying overage, seventh percentile for average

494
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<v Speaker 1>exit velocity first like first percentile, okay percentage, fourth percentile

495
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<v Speaker 1>for hard hit right, Oh, my word is expected right?

496
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<v Speaker 1>Expected era is eight point three to two. Oh my god,

497
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<v Speaker 1>keep going on too. It's fine, it's fine.

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<v Speaker 3>I think that's mostly because didn't it didn't he just

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<v Speaker 3>break a record for least strikeouts in the game with

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<v Speaker 3>with no no hit with no oh, I don't know.

501
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<v Speaker 3>He had no strikeout? Was most what the hell am

502
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<v Speaker 3>I trying to say?

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<v Speaker 2>Jesus Christ? Without a strikeout?

504
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<v Speaker 3>Thank you? Yes? And the scoreless innings, that was it

505
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<v Speaker 3>most scorning. I mean, the defense was amazing, but he'd

506
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<v Speaker 3>got the guys on on minus zero point three war

507
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<v Speaker 3>already and he's only plaid three times.

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<v Speaker 1>Goodness gracious me. Yeah, I mean they are both utterly

509
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<v Speaker 1>hideous teams, and I think we should move meve on.

510
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<v Speaker 1>Ben's got to listen to this, Ben, Ben. So we're

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<v Speaker 1>going to get onto we've got a substantive item. What

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<v Speaker 1>we're going to talk about food. I think this is

513
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<v Speaker 1>because we knew you were coming on, Rob and it

514
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<v Speaker 1>would just obviously be idiotic. But we'll get onto that

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<v Speaker 1>in a second. I'm not going to talk in any

516
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<v Speaker 1>great detail about the Red Sox Netflix documentary, which because

517
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<v Speaker 1>I've not watched all of it yet, I've I've watched

518
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<v Speaker 1>a couple of episodes, and it's fair to say that

519
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<v Speaker 1>it's as anticipated, incredibly well made. It gives you that

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<v Speaker 1>same level of insight and engagement than as you know,

521
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<v Speaker 1>the drive to survive and hard knocks and those sorts

522
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<v Speaker 1>of things and the people. Yeah, I think it would

523
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<v Speaker 1>it well. It would definitely have been better. But it's

524
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<v Speaker 1>so interesting watching that first episode where they were complete

525
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<v Speaker 1>memory hole for my brain, that they were good for

526
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<v Speaker 1>three weeks and then Trevor's story got injured and everything

527
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<v Speaker 1>went wrong thereafter. Yeah, the people who were the stars

528
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<v Speaker 1>of it are exactly those who were anticipated. I mean,

529
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<v Speaker 1>Tristan Cossus I alluded to it earlier his soliloquy to

530
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<v Speaker 1>cut A Crawford about why there are one hundred and

531
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<v Speaker 1>sixty games in baseball is absolutely incredible. But yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>just wanted to touch very briefly on a player I'm

533
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<v Speaker 1>going to talk about a bit more in a slightly

534
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<v Speaker 1>more negative context later, which is Jared Duran, who had

535
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<v Speaker 1>a brilliant season for the Red Sox last year. He

536
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<v Speaker 1>was the shining light of the team and you know,

537
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<v Speaker 1>also went through some unfortunate off field issues, are using

538
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<v Speaker 1>a slur which is entirely unacceptable. But there's a whole

539
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<v Speaker 1>episode about Jared Duran which I've not had the opportunity

540
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<v Speaker 1>to watch yet, but it's about the fact that he

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<v Speaker 1>attempted to commit suicide during that absolutely desperate run that

542
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<v Speaker 1>he had in their twenty twenty two season a couple

543
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<v Speaker 1>of years ago, and his rookie season when if you'll remember,

544
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<v Speaker 1>he was just absolutely shot on the field, like he

545
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<v Speaker 1>couldn't track a ball, he couldn't hit a ball, He

546
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<v Speaker 1>looked completely overmatched, and I was quite rude about him.

547
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<v Speaker 1>So I just wanted to, you know, make that point

548
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<v Speaker 1>that what an incredible thing to do like that, that

549
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<v Speaker 1>is going to save the lives of a lot of

550
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<v Speaker 1>young people who are in and around the sport of

551
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<v Speaker 1>baseball who are look up to him and admire him

552
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<v Speaker 1>as a player, or maybe don't even know about him

553
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<v Speaker 1>as a player. Being that vulnerable in that context is

554
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<v Speaker 1>admirable of anybody, regardless of who they are. But for

555
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<v Speaker 1>someone with that platform, I think it's just absolute extraordinary. Like,

556
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<v Speaker 1>hats off to him, and hats off to the people

557
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<v Speaker 1>who created an environment within the context of this documentary

558
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<v Speaker 1>that he felt comfortable enough to share that. Hats off

559
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<v Speaker 1>to the people in the Red Sox who knew about this.

560
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<v Speaker 1>There were a number of them, including Alex Cora, and

561
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<v Speaker 1>who made him feel comfortable and confident to share that too.

562
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<v Speaker 1>That shouldn't have been the story of this documentary series.

563
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<v Speaker 1>Everyone hoped it was going to be the story of

564
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<v Speaker 1>a Red Sox triumph, But in a way it is.

565
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<v Speaker 1>He's created that triumph for them, and I admire him

566
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<v Speaker 1>immensely for it. I'm going to be horrible about him

567
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<v Speaker 1>in a bit, but not as horrible as I was

568
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<v Speaker 1>in twenty twenty two.

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<v Speaker 2>I think even for us, like I guess that like

570
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<v Speaker 2>jerond around is not listening to like our podcast or

571
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<v Speaker 2>probably any of his friends or our family or who

572
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<v Speaker 2>were tuty he waited with him, But like the we

573
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<v Speaker 2>the pressures that are going through basically some of these

574
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<v Speaker 2>top players, especially when they're young and been touted for

575
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<v Speaker 2>a considerable amount of time, is so beyond anything that

576
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<v Speaker 2>I could possibly comprehend that I actually like hearing somebody

577
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<v Speaker 2>say this is such a It is a powerful message,

578
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<v Speaker 2>and it's one that kind of like you do realize that,

579
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<v Speaker 2>like you hope that makes it does make a difference,

580
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<v Speaker 2>and it Yeah, just to reiterate what Jod says, it

581
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<v Speaker 2>is a pretty amazing thing that that that has come

582
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<v Speaker 2>out of like something stuff like that. And in some regards,

583
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<v Speaker 2>it puts more context behind like who he is and

584
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<v Speaker 2>what's happened like afterwards, like doesn't necessarily paint him in

585
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<v Speaker 2>a better light for kind of like what was said

586
00:31:26.319 --> 00:31:29.920
<v Speaker 2>in a bad incident in last season, but you can

587
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<v Speaker 2>see like where things are like touching a nerve that

588
00:31:32.799 --> 00:31:36.079
<v Speaker 2>you didn't potentially know that like existed, which caused the

589
00:31:36.119 --> 00:31:39.000
<v Speaker 2>response that he shouldn't have done, but you can you don't,

590
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<v Speaker 2>you can understand more like what happened. You can still

591
00:31:41.839 --> 00:31:43.759
<v Speaker 2>say it was wrong and he will still has come

592
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<v Speaker 2>out and said that it was wrong, and he is.

593
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<v Speaker 2>We'll try and like learn from it. But there is

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<v Speaker 2>a closer level of understanding than I think that many

595
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<v Speaker 2>of us had like beforehand.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it explains it without justifying it. I think it's

597
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<v Speaker 1>probably the right way, right way of framing it. Right.

598
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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's the three word answer I was trying to

599
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<v Speaker 2>get to with my long winded statement. Yeah.

600
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<v Speaker 1>Hey, look, I've been pretty long winded twice. Who knew

601
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<v Speaker 1>that four hours sleep in a trip to the gym

602
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<v Speaker 1>would make me incredibly maudeling? Apparently it has. Here we go,

603
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<v Speaker 1>should we talk about food? We are going to do.

604
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<v Speaker 3>Long winded to needing wind. There's definitely some stuff on

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<v Speaker 3>this list. Take that up, just just take it out.

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<v Speaker 1>There's definitely some stuff on this list of ballpark food

607
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<v Speaker 1>that would they would give you wind, Russell, do you

608
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<v Speaker 1>wanna do you wanna? Do you want to take it away?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you want to explain that the context of what

610
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<v Speaker 1>we're doing here?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes? So, pretty much the start of every season, there

612
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<v Speaker 2>seems to be a group press release by most of

613
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<v Speaker 2>the major kind of like sporting sites on what is

614
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<v Speaker 2>the new ballpark food that it's going to be out there.

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<v Speaker 2>I say it's a group press release because I looked

616
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<v Speaker 2>at this and I saw basically like an ESPN article

617
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<v Speaker 2>of Forbes article, like all of these things with almost

618
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<v Speaker 2>exactly the same headline being like twenty five new ballpark

619
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<v Speaker 2>go ub to grab or whatever. So I'm guessing that

620
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<v Speaker 2>it's ready to roll out. But we've had a look,

621
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<v Speaker 2>and some of us like the look of some of

622
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<v Speaker 2>these things. Some of them mothers may not like the

623
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<v Speaker 2>look of these things. But we're just going to do

624
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<v Speaker 2>a quick little grab draft to kind of be like,

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<v Speaker 2>claim what you think is the best ones of the

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<v Speaker 2>ones available. We will tweet out a link to to

627
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<v Speaker 2>those so we could view the options that were available

628
00:33:28.680 --> 00:33:32.400
<v Speaker 2>that we didn't get to. But I'm if we are

629
00:33:32.480 --> 00:33:34.680
<v Speaker 2>willing to go gentlemen, I will try and grab the

630
00:33:34.680 --> 00:33:39.079
<v Speaker 2>first pick then for what I would personally most like

631
00:33:39.160 --> 00:33:42.839
<v Speaker 2>to eat from these new options, And it might be

632
00:33:42.960 --> 00:33:48.640
<v Speaker 2>left field pick, but I'm going to take the it's

633
00:33:48.680 --> 00:33:50.759
<v Speaker 2>so hard, some of this is actually really good. I'm

634
00:33:50.759 --> 00:33:55.039
<v Speaker 2>going to take the z Man sandwich, which is the

635
00:33:55.079 --> 00:34:00.559
<v Speaker 2>one the new one from which is a It's basically

636
00:34:00.559 --> 00:34:04.480
<v Speaker 2>a slow beef brisket burger with provolone cheese, on a

637
00:34:04.519 --> 00:34:09.000
<v Speaker 2>toasted bread roll topped with two onion rings, which to

638
00:34:09.079 --> 00:34:13.119
<v Speaker 2>me just sounds absolutely glorious and something that I would

639
00:34:13.920 --> 00:34:21.119
<v Speaker 2>heartily consume, probably giving me heartily issues in probably too

640
00:34:21.159 --> 00:34:23.360
<v Speaker 2>fast a time as well. So that's going to be

641
00:34:23.519 --> 00:34:25.039
<v Speaker 2>my number one pick from this list.

642
00:34:25.840 --> 00:34:28.000
<v Speaker 1>Oh are you going, Rob?

643
00:34:28.679 --> 00:34:31.360
<v Speaker 3>So if I've got a criticism of it's it's the

644
00:34:31.440 --> 00:34:36.079
<v Speaker 3>second onion ring, you know, I'm at that point. I

645
00:34:36.239 --> 00:34:38.079
<v Speaker 3>like one will do for me.

646
00:34:40.239 --> 00:34:43.039
<v Speaker 1>I've got to say, you sniped me. That was definitely

647
00:34:43.039 --> 00:34:47.000
<v Speaker 1>going to be my first pick as well. I'm like,

648
00:34:47.159 --> 00:34:50.559
<v Speaker 1>I am a big fan of barbecue food. I am

649
00:34:50.599 --> 00:34:53.960
<v Speaker 1>not a big fan, and let's just not start this

650
00:34:54.039 --> 00:34:58.239
<v Speaker 1>because I could go on for hours of barbecues, which

651
00:34:58.280 --> 00:35:03.039
<v Speaker 1>are a very different thing. Any American listeners will know.

652
00:35:03.119 --> 00:35:08.039
<v Speaker 1>This is grilling. In the UK, we call that barbecue.

653
00:35:08.360 --> 00:35:12.880
<v Speaker 1>It's not the same as smoke pick, Kansas City, Houston barbecue,

654
00:35:13.639 --> 00:35:18.679
<v Speaker 1>entirely different, in fact, quite the opposite. I hate it,

655
00:35:18.920 --> 00:35:21.239
<v Speaker 1>and everyone in this country is obsessed by doing it

656
00:35:21.280 --> 00:35:23.519
<v Speaker 1>as soon as it's vaguely warm, and it revolts me.

657
00:35:24.960 --> 00:35:31.280
<v Speaker 1>But barbecue, I'm all about. Yeah, suns out. I'm closing

658
00:35:31.280 --> 00:35:36.480
<v Speaker 1>the curtains and anyone, anyone, anyone giggling anywhere near me?

659
00:35:36.800 --> 00:35:39.519
<v Speaker 1>Like when I say, I mean within about two kilometers

660
00:35:39.559 --> 00:35:44.800
<v Speaker 1>of me. Can she's gonna get fly spread in the face? Anyway? Yes,

661
00:35:45.039 --> 00:35:46.760
<v Speaker 1>this this sandwich, though, looks good.

662
00:35:47.440 --> 00:35:50.719
<v Speaker 2>You've already rob the chance to snipe you again. So Rob,

663
00:35:51.079 --> 00:35:52.760
<v Speaker 2>see if you can take the top two.

664
00:35:52.599 --> 00:35:56.800
<v Speaker 3>After where's he gonna go? I mean, are you.

665
00:35:56.719 --> 00:35:59.119
<v Speaker 1>Picking your own? Are you picking one that's gonna annoy me?

666
00:36:01.280 --> 00:36:04.840
<v Speaker 3>Well, I mean you've taken a barbecue range, So I

667
00:36:04.920 --> 00:36:08.039
<v Speaker 3>mean there's another good sandwiches on here. It's another good barbecues. Well,

668
00:36:08.159 --> 00:36:10.159
<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna go something a bit. You might put it

669
00:36:10.159 --> 00:36:13.039
<v Speaker 3>on a barbecue. I quite like the Kansas City Royal

670
00:36:13.400 --> 00:36:19.760
<v Speaker 3>Slugger Dog, which is a treza topped with manchego tempura,

671
00:36:19.760 --> 00:36:24.880
<v Speaker 3>a batter, Dorito's cool runch crust, and avocado aoli. And

672
00:36:25.360 --> 00:36:27.480
<v Speaker 3>I think that's fantastic. It's on a stick, so it's

673
00:36:27.519 --> 00:36:30.000
<v Speaker 3>like a good ballpark food to start with. I think

674
00:36:30.000 --> 00:36:33.159
<v Speaker 3>it's fairly manageable into your mouth. You know, it's something

675
00:36:33.199 --> 00:36:36.079
<v Speaker 3>you can eat at the ballpark. I don't like the

676
00:36:36.079 --> 00:36:39.079
<v Speaker 3>fact they used three rs in the word slugger, but

677
00:36:39.239 --> 00:36:41.760
<v Speaker 3>you know who doesn't. Who doesn't like a decent bit

678
00:36:41.800 --> 00:36:45.400
<v Speaker 3>of buttered sausage or some only drizzled over the edge

679
00:36:45.440 --> 00:36:46.199
<v Speaker 3>going down your chin.

680
00:36:46.920 --> 00:36:49.599
<v Speaker 1>Love you stuff. I don't think it was going to

681
00:36:49.639 --> 00:36:52.039
<v Speaker 1>be my number two pick, but it was certainly pretty.

682
00:36:52.039 --> 00:36:54.400
<v Speaker 1>It was certainly pretty high at my list. I think

683
00:36:54.480 --> 00:36:56.840
<v Speaker 1>it was probably a toss up between that and another one.

684
00:36:57.119 --> 00:36:59.679
<v Speaker 1>It did. It did genuinely just make me think of

685
00:36:59.719 --> 00:37:03.480
<v Speaker 1>like a luxury battered sausage, So I love it again.

686
00:37:04.000 --> 00:37:08.159
<v Speaker 1>Why not listeners in the States look up a battered

687
00:37:08.159 --> 00:37:13.840
<v Speaker 1>sausage that is a culinary delicacy for the ages. I

688
00:37:13.880 --> 00:37:16.119
<v Speaker 1>love a bat of sausage. But yeah, that looks nice,

689
00:37:16.280 --> 00:37:21.599
<v Speaker 1>actually genuinely looks nice though, Okay, okay, So my number

690
00:37:21.599 --> 00:37:27.199
<v Speaker 1>two it was completely off in the other direction, but

691
00:37:27.360 --> 00:37:32.280
<v Speaker 1>also relatively basic. Just give me the tirasou in the helmet, yes, please?

692
00:37:32.320 --> 00:37:37.400
<v Speaker 1>Oh no, no, oh mate. I love term. I absolutely

693
00:37:37.440 --> 00:37:40.920
<v Speaker 1>love it. I love I love putting in a helmet.

694
00:37:40.960 --> 00:37:43.119
<v Speaker 1>All about I'm all about it, even if it's got

695
00:37:43.159 --> 00:37:45.199
<v Speaker 1>an n y on it. Get get it, get it

696
00:37:45.199 --> 00:37:45.760
<v Speaker 1>in my face.

697
00:37:48.679 --> 00:37:50.760
<v Speaker 3>I mean, like a tira messoux is like a like

698
00:37:50.800 --> 00:37:53.760
<v Speaker 3>almost like a like a faux classy dessert, like it's

699
00:37:53.800 --> 00:37:55.760
<v Speaker 3>a bit eighties, but it's it's it's got you know,

700
00:37:55.800 --> 00:37:59.960
<v Speaker 3>there's a bit gone into it, but it's just it's

701
00:38:00.079 --> 00:38:02.559
<v Speaker 3>kitch kyler crap in a plastic helmet.

702
00:38:02.840 --> 00:38:04.079
<v Speaker 1>Now you get it in my mouth.

703
00:38:04.360 --> 00:38:06.920
<v Speaker 2>The only thing that I agree with John that I

704
00:38:07.079 --> 00:38:09.360
<v Speaker 2>do like a good Turmasu. The only thing that would

705
00:38:09.400 --> 00:38:11.639
<v Speaker 2>upset me is that this is obviously in one of

706
00:38:11.639 --> 00:38:15.880
<v Speaker 2>those tiny dessert helmets. I would much like it in

707
00:38:15.880 --> 00:38:17.320
<v Speaker 2>one of the ones that you would normally get your

708
00:38:17.400 --> 00:38:21.000
<v Speaker 2>Natcho's and see if you gave Hahos your hat shoes,

709
00:38:21.079 --> 00:38:24.480
<v Speaker 2>gave me a in one of those Hatcho hats, then

710
00:38:27.840 --> 00:38:29.360
<v Speaker 2>that's what would I had.

711
00:38:30.559 --> 00:38:32.079
<v Speaker 3>I had a mac and cheese in one of those

712
00:38:32.280 --> 00:38:35.199
<v Speaker 3>hat show helmets from a minor league game for the

713
00:38:35.199 --> 00:38:39.400
<v Speaker 3>Detroit Tigers, and it nearly killed me. It was four

714
00:38:39.440 --> 00:38:41.599
<v Speaker 3>hat show hats worth of mac and cheese, and I

715
00:38:41.760 --> 00:38:44.559
<v Speaker 3>was determined, and by the eighth and it was really

716
00:38:44.719 --> 00:38:47.320
<v Speaker 3>really hot, and by the eighth inning I wanted to die.

717
00:38:47.400 --> 00:38:49.360
<v Speaker 3>And that wasn't just because it was spring training baseball.

718
00:38:49.679 --> 00:38:53.320
<v Speaker 1>You if you are watching this on our YouTube channel

719
00:38:53.400 --> 00:38:58.800
<v Speaker 1>and can only see Robin Russell's happy facial complexions, I

720
00:38:58.880 --> 00:39:02.639
<v Speaker 1>will illuminate you that they are two of the more

721
00:39:02.679 --> 00:39:08.159
<v Speaker 1>well built robust.

722
00:39:08.519 --> 00:39:14.039
<v Speaker 2>Perhaps, yeah, as.

723
00:39:14.639 --> 00:39:17.920
<v Speaker 1>It certainly does, and it's it's there's there's that exercise

724
00:39:17.960 --> 00:39:19.679
<v Speaker 1>for one of your arms when it's going to spoon

725
00:39:19.719 --> 00:39:22.960
<v Speaker 1>in it, but otherwise not much right I am.

726
00:39:23.239 --> 00:39:26.320
<v Speaker 2>Lifting those heavy pints, John, Yeah.

727
00:39:25.719 --> 00:39:28.440
<v Speaker 1>Very very true. Okay, should we pick one more each?

728
00:39:28.480 --> 00:39:30.480
<v Speaker 1>And then there's a couple on here that I just

729
00:39:30.920 --> 00:39:33.920
<v Speaker 1>to say about them? Yeah, okay, Russ back to you.

730
00:39:35.440 --> 00:39:38.000
<v Speaker 2>Okay, I'll take my dessert option, which I'm not saying

731
00:39:38.039 --> 00:39:40.039
<v Speaker 2>like if it's actually going to be that good or not,

732
00:39:40.199 --> 00:39:43.119
<v Speaker 2>but I'm very interested to try what it actually is.

733
00:39:43.119 --> 00:39:46.159
<v Speaker 2>So I'm going to give the small's case of deer

734
00:39:47.639 --> 00:39:51.760
<v Speaker 2>from the Phillies, like I like a small and I

735
00:39:51.880 --> 00:39:54.079
<v Speaker 2>like a case of de normally. Now, will these things

736
00:39:54.159 --> 00:39:57.320
<v Speaker 2>actually work together? I'm not one hundred certain that's actually

737
00:39:57.320 --> 00:39:59.480
<v Speaker 2>going to be the truth, but if I was there

738
00:39:59.519 --> 00:40:01.800
<v Speaker 2>and I saw a bad boy on the menu, I'm

739
00:40:01.840 --> 00:40:05.280
<v Speaker 2>trying it, and I will give you an answer immediately

740
00:40:05.320 --> 00:40:06.800
<v Speaker 2>one way or the other, whether I love it or

741
00:40:06.880 --> 00:40:08.199
<v Speaker 2>hate it, because I don't think there's going to be

742
00:40:08.239 --> 00:40:10.480
<v Speaker 2>yelling any middle ground on it. But it has me

743
00:40:10.559 --> 00:40:15.280
<v Speaker 2>intrigued enough to want to want to try it. John's

744
00:40:15.480 --> 00:40:17.199
<v Speaker 2>tongue sticking out makes me think that he is.

745
00:40:18.159 --> 00:40:20.360
<v Speaker 1>No, that was definitely on the list of ones. I

746
00:40:20.360 --> 00:40:25.840
<v Speaker 1>had absolutely no interest in it. Just it just that's

747
00:40:25.920 --> 00:40:29.320
<v Speaker 1>just like eating a pound of sugar, as far as

748
00:40:29.320 --> 00:40:39.039
<v Speaker 1>I'm concerned anything that that texture. Yeah, look terriblely he

749
00:40:39.039 --> 00:40:41.679
<v Speaker 1>has got coffee in it, you know. Oh, no, that

750
00:40:41.719 --> 00:40:42.599
<v Speaker 1>looks something else.

751
00:40:45.920 --> 00:40:46.440
<v Speaker 2>Very true.

752
00:40:46.480 --> 00:40:47.280
<v Speaker 1>Hey, look it's got.

753
00:40:47.440 --> 00:40:49.360
<v Speaker 3>Cracker crumble on it. That that's got me a bit

754
00:40:50.559 --> 00:40:51.000
<v Speaker 3>the ground.

755
00:40:51.000 --> 00:40:54.199
<v Speaker 1>Cracker crumbles one of the things I quite like on

756
00:40:54.280 --> 00:40:55.000
<v Speaker 1>the case of deer.

757
00:40:55.559 --> 00:40:55.719
<v Speaker 2>No.

758
00:40:55.760 --> 00:41:01.079
<v Speaker 1>I know, I know I'm not having that. I'm not.

759
00:41:00.599 --> 00:41:01.519
<v Speaker 2>No, not for me.

760
00:41:01.840 --> 00:41:04.199
<v Speaker 1>But you know, each to their own, rob, what about you?

761
00:41:04.239 --> 00:41:06.039
<v Speaker 1>What else? What else tickled your fancy?

762
00:41:06.400 --> 00:41:08.320
<v Speaker 3>I'll take it. I mean there's a lot on here

763
00:41:08.360 --> 00:41:11.239
<v Speaker 3>that does. I mean, everything in Arizona looks fantastic. But

764
00:41:12.320 --> 00:41:14.639
<v Speaker 3>I will, I will, I will go over to the Rockies,

765
00:41:14.840 --> 00:41:18.159
<v Speaker 3>and I think their dessert is interesting. If nothing else,

766
00:41:18.840 --> 00:41:22.079
<v Speaker 3>it's meant to look like natchos, but it is. It's

767
00:41:22.119 --> 00:41:25.760
<v Speaker 3>dessert natchos, which is fried flower tortillas tossed in a

768
00:41:25.960 --> 00:41:29.599
<v Speaker 3>cinnamon sugar with fresh berries dropped with powdered sugar and

769
00:41:29.679 --> 00:41:32.199
<v Speaker 3>caramel drizzle, served with a side of whipped cream, which

770
00:41:32.239 --> 00:41:34.559
<v Speaker 3>is obviously supposed to look like cream cheese. Now, I

771
00:41:34.599 --> 00:41:37.199
<v Speaker 3>don't know if my head will allow me to enjoy

772
00:41:37.239 --> 00:41:39.239
<v Speaker 3>it as a sweet dish when it very very clearly

773
00:41:39.239 --> 00:41:42.079
<v Speaker 3>looks like a savory dish. And there's all obviously gonna

774
00:41:42.079 --> 00:41:43.880
<v Speaker 3>be that comedy moment when someone next to you has

775
00:41:43.880 --> 00:41:45.639
<v Speaker 3>bought it and you go in for a natcho and

776
00:41:45.679 --> 00:41:47.719
<v Speaker 3>it's not, and then you know, the whole lot goes

777
00:41:47.760 --> 00:41:51.000
<v Speaker 3>everywhere over the person in front, He turns round, breaks

778
00:41:51.000 --> 00:41:54.079
<v Speaker 3>your nose, tripp to a and e. You know, game ruined.

779
00:41:54.280 --> 00:41:57.880
<v Speaker 3>But I'll be interested in the desert natchos. I think

780
00:41:57.920 --> 00:41:59.960
<v Speaker 3>they're a bit different. I quite like the creativity, but

781
00:42:00.039 --> 00:42:02.559
<v Speaker 3>him so, I'm and you know the Rockies need something,

782
00:42:02.599 --> 00:42:03.119
<v Speaker 3>goddamn it.

783
00:42:04.880 --> 00:42:08.960
<v Speaker 1>Well there you go. Good for them. It's they've pulled

784
00:42:08.960 --> 00:42:12.480
<v Speaker 1>a triumph out that, having a beautiful ballpark, great beer,

785
00:42:12.760 --> 00:42:18.880
<v Speaker 1>and temperate climb. They've also got a good college football

786
00:42:18.920 --> 00:42:21.519
<v Speaker 1>team up there, so you know they've got that going

787
00:42:21.519 --> 00:42:24.119
<v Speaker 1>for them to Okay, I'm going to go root one

788
00:42:24.159 --> 00:42:26.760
<v Speaker 1>for my next pick. Just just give just give me

789
00:42:26.800 --> 00:42:34.559
<v Speaker 1>the massive burrito, please. I mean, who doesn't love a burrito.

790
00:42:35.119 --> 00:42:36.719
<v Speaker 1>I'm not on the list of people who don't love

791
00:42:36.719 --> 00:42:40.039
<v Speaker 1>a burrito. I do love a burto I love a boomstick.

792
00:42:40.199 --> 00:42:43.079
<v Speaker 1>I've done the boomstick challenge. It's on this here YouTube channel,

793
00:42:43.320 --> 00:42:46.119
<v Speaker 1>and I've got to tell you eating that was one

794
00:42:46.119 --> 00:42:49.800
<v Speaker 1>of the worst experiences of my life. But I have

795
00:42:49.960 --> 00:42:53.079
<v Speaker 1>nothing to do with with the taste. It is genuinely

796
00:42:53.199 --> 00:42:57.039
<v Speaker 1>tasty item of food that I met the chap who's

797
00:42:57.079 --> 00:42:59.079
<v Speaker 1>the chef who I've been trying to google his name?

798
00:42:59.440 --> 00:43:01.480
<v Speaker 1>If you just if you've gout boomstick chef, you just

799
00:43:01.480 --> 00:43:05.599
<v Speaker 1>get lots lots of pictures of Nellie Cruise meeting John Favreau,

800
00:43:05.719 --> 00:43:08.360
<v Speaker 1>which is quite funny, but you can't get the name

801
00:43:08.400 --> 00:43:10.239
<v Speaker 1>of the guy who invented it. A very nice man.

802
00:43:10.280 --> 00:43:12.400
<v Speaker 1>I've met him a couple of times. So yeah, I'm

803
00:43:12.440 --> 00:43:14.840
<v Speaker 1>all in on the on the massive burrito. You probably

804
00:43:14.880 --> 00:43:17.519
<v Speaker 1>need about four of us to eat it, but yes, please.

805
00:43:17.400 --> 00:43:19.880
<v Speaker 2>I think obviously the simple adage is just everything is

806
00:43:19.920 --> 00:43:23.559
<v Speaker 2>bigger in Texas, isn't it. So it's just like they've

807
00:43:23.559 --> 00:43:25.159
<v Speaker 2>gone for it. The fact that also that it's like

808
00:43:25.559 --> 00:43:28.679
<v Speaker 2>that twenty four inch burrito because it's a twenty six

809
00:43:28.719 --> 00:43:32.239
<v Speaker 2>inch tortilla, so there's even like a good folding up

810
00:43:32.480 --> 00:43:32.880
<v Speaker 2>on it.

811
00:43:33.079 --> 00:43:36.360
<v Speaker 1>So that helped with the mess.

812
00:43:38.400 --> 00:43:40.559
<v Speaker 3>That is important because you know what, if you're sat

813
00:43:40.599 --> 00:43:44.159
<v Speaker 3>there wearing you're like three hundred and fifty dollars Replica Jersey,

814
00:43:44.679 --> 00:43:47.360
<v Speaker 3>you really don't want to get boomstick down it.

815
00:43:47.480 --> 00:43:50.239
<v Speaker 1>That's the man who speaks personal experience.

816
00:43:50.519 --> 00:43:52.599
<v Speaker 3>Hey, I made a boomstick during COVID. If you remember

817
00:43:52.719 --> 00:43:54.360
<v Speaker 3>again on this YouTube channel.

818
00:43:55.159 --> 00:43:59.119
<v Speaker 1>Okay, yeah, we all remember that nervous breaked.

819
00:44:01.239 --> 00:44:03.239
<v Speaker 2>That video on this YouTube channel.

820
00:44:03.559 --> 00:44:09.760
<v Speaker 1>We're all having conversations with celebrated baseball reporters and big

821
00:44:09.840 --> 00:44:12.559
<v Speaker 1>league players whilst you're literally in the corner of the

822
00:44:12.599 --> 00:44:16.119
<v Speaker 1>screen in your kitchen, in your partner to film. You

823
00:44:16.559 --> 00:44:18.679
<v Speaker 1>haven't learn of a nervous break.

824
00:44:22.880 --> 00:44:24.920
<v Speaker 3>Okay, So you want to say it was a low point,

825
00:44:24.920 --> 00:44:25.480
<v Speaker 3>but it wasn't.

826
00:44:26.280 --> 00:44:34.159
<v Speaker 1>That poor woman Russell order.

827
00:44:34.760 --> 00:44:36.920
<v Speaker 2>So I'm just going to go to one thing that

828
00:44:36.920 --> 00:44:39.119
<v Speaker 2>I think looks absolutely awful. I do know what candy

829
00:44:39.119 --> 00:44:40.800
<v Speaker 2>floss on fries get.

830
00:44:40.960 --> 00:44:44.400
<v Speaker 1>I do not want candy floss ever, it's disgusting in

831
00:44:44.400 --> 00:44:45.320
<v Speaker 1>a wife for me.

832
00:44:47.559 --> 00:44:50.440
<v Speaker 2>I don't know how according to the MLB article that

833
00:44:50.679 --> 00:44:54.840
<v Speaker 2>is the top new grub. I'm like will be speaking

834
00:44:54.920 --> 00:44:57.239
<v Speaker 2>to like six year olds when we were asking their opinion.

835
00:45:00.159 --> 00:45:02.320
<v Speaker 3>The thing that offends me maybe it's very offensive that

836
00:45:02.360 --> 00:45:04.679
<v Speaker 3>we have candy floss on top of the chips. The

837
00:45:05.760 --> 00:45:08.360
<v Speaker 3>second point for me is that this serving looks absolutely

838
00:45:08.400 --> 00:45:10.280
<v Speaker 3>tiny and I imagine it's very expensive.

839
00:45:11.639 --> 00:45:13.280
<v Speaker 1>Not the blue sauce.

840
00:45:14.119 --> 00:45:18.280
<v Speaker 5>That's my second issue is there is a blue sace

841
00:45:18.599 --> 00:45:25.360
<v Speaker 5>of undetermined providence on these chips.

842
00:45:26.639 --> 00:45:30.400
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it looks like an AI phone, like candy flows

843
00:45:30.440 --> 00:45:35.320
<v Speaker 2>to be put on like some fries. John and Robb,

844
00:45:35.400 --> 00:45:38.239
<v Speaker 2>do you have anything that you else would like to say?

845
00:45:38.760 --> 00:45:43.079
<v Speaker 3>No, there is such a list here. There is such

846
00:45:43.119 --> 00:45:45.760
<v Speaker 3>a list. There are so many things. I'm gonna cheat

847
00:45:45.800 --> 00:45:48.199
<v Speaker 3>and take two now. The first. The first thing I'm

848
00:45:48.199 --> 00:45:52.840
<v Speaker 3>going to take is the pair of popcorn bats. And

849
00:45:52.880 --> 00:45:55.400
<v Speaker 3>this is purely from someone who works This is somebody

850
00:45:55.400 --> 00:45:58.480
<v Speaker 3>who works in events. Have a look at how they

851
00:45:58.480 --> 00:46:00.840
<v Speaker 3>think that click the gonna have a look at the

852
00:46:01.039 --> 00:46:06.920
<v Speaker 3>ESPN article. It's essentially a baseball bat. That the that's wide,

853
00:46:07.119 --> 00:46:10.320
<v Speaker 3>the the the top and that's where the lid is. Like,

854
00:46:10.360 --> 00:46:12.239
<v Speaker 3>there is no way to put this thing down where

855
00:46:12.280 --> 00:46:15.920
<v Speaker 3>there isn't gonna be popcorn absolutely fucking everywhere. And having

856
00:46:15.960 --> 00:46:18.000
<v Speaker 3>been in events for twenty years, I could tell you

857
00:46:18.079 --> 00:46:21.639
<v Speaker 3>how much I hate this product. Hate this product because

858
00:46:21.639 --> 00:46:23.199
<v Speaker 3>there are some poor people who are gonna have to

859
00:46:23.199 --> 00:46:26.639
<v Speaker 3>pick this shit up after after you've finished watching The

860
00:46:26.679 --> 00:46:29.719
<v Speaker 3>Pirates lose, and that's just that's just not fair. So yeah,

861
00:46:29.880 --> 00:46:33.559
<v Speaker 3>I'm out on those. But the one that's really really

862
00:46:33.719 --> 00:46:39.119
<v Speaker 3>made me gip, No, that wasn't it. That wasn't it.

863
00:46:39.199 --> 00:46:42.000
<v Speaker 3>That was my other one. It's got the pad raid.

864
00:46:42.079 --> 00:46:44.599
<v Speaker 3>What they're doing with their banana pudding is in a helmet.

865
00:46:45.360 --> 00:46:47.639
<v Speaker 3>Banana putting in a helmet, And I'm also like, I've

866
00:46:47.679 --> 00:46:49.880
<v Speaker 3>also I found a poem about the banana pudding in

867
00:46:49.880 --> 00:46:53.159
<v Speaker 3>the helmet. My god, I found this is from Petco

868
00:46:53.239 --> 00:46:56.840
<v Speaker 3>Park Insider. It's called an ode to Banana pudding in

869
00:46:56.840 --> 00:47:02.119
<v Speaker 3>a helmet. Oh Sacred Scoopa, Golden Bliss in a padre's helmet,

870
00:47:02.199 --> 00:47:06.079
<v Speaker 3>Pure Chef's Kiss. Banana pudding smooth and Sweet, a ballpark

871
00:47:06.159 --> 00:47:09.159
<v Speaker 3>snack that can't be beat. Topped the banana's nuts and

872
00:47:09.199 --> 00:47:11.760
<v Speaker 3>cookie bold as an all star Fresh as a rookie

873
00:47:12.000 --> 00:47:15.239
<v Speaker 3>costs seven ninety nine for a generous serving. Size to

874
00:47:15.320 --> 00:47:17.960
<v Speaker 3>share if they're deserving. Hard to find, but here's the

875
00:47:18.039 --> 00:47:21.840
<v Speaker 3>key seaside markets where it will be field level Section

876
00:47:21.920 --> 00:47:24.400
<v Speaker 3>one hundred and five. Are really getting into the details here.

877
00:47:24.559 --> 00:47:27.840
<v Speaker 3>Peel on down, then feel alive, nearly done, creepy, an absurd,

878
00:47:27.880 --> 00:47:30.480
<v Speaker 3>like a pie in the face, dreamily served thirty one

879
00:47:30.519 --> 00:47:35.519
<v Speaker 3>place Bechco Parks and diego there we go, folks. That

880
00:47:35.639 --> 00:47:38.320
<v Speaker 3>was a dramatic reading of an ode to banana pudding

881
00:47:38.320 --> 00:47:38.920
<v Speaker 3>in a helmet.

882
00:47:41.239 --> 00:47:45.440
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, Bill, Bill Shakespeare turn in his grave.

883
00:47:46.039 --> 00:47:47.880
<v Speaker 2>That's not saying I didn't think that there was anything

884
00:47:47.880 --> 00:47:49.960
<v Speaker 2>worse in the universe than vog On poetry. But I

885
00:47:50.000 --> 00:47:50.679
<v Speaker 2>think I may have.

886
00:47:50.719 --> 00:48:03.000
<v Speaker 1>Just Emily Dickinson didn't die for that shit. Honestly, I'll

887
00:48:03.000 --> 00:48:04.960
<v Speaker 1>tell you what. The reason I was putting my thumbs

888
00:48:05.039 --> 00:48:07.320
<v Speaker 1>up when you were talking about that is because that

889
00:48:07.519 --> 00:48:09.559
<v Speaker 1>was also going to be on my list, but mine.

890
00:48:10.199 --> 00:48:17.480
<v Speaker 1>I mean, the concept is atrocious that the poetry, and

891
00:48:17.840 --> 00:48:22.559
<v Speaker 1>I kind of feel like pretty pretty pretty furtive about

892
00:48:22.639 --> 00:48:27.159
<v Speaker 1>censuring myself. I am horrendously allergic to bananas, and the

893
00:48:27.679 --> 00:48:31.280
<v Speaker 1>notion of bananas being anywhere near me makes me gip anyway,

894
00:48:31.599 --> 00:48:36.079
<v Speaker 1>So seeing that just made me just angry, and yet

895
00:48:36.320 --> 00:48:38.000
<v Speaker 1>we're going to bring this segment to a close in

896
00:48:38.039 --> 00:48:41.000
<v Speaker 1>a moment. People. It is not even the one that

897
00:48:41.039 --> 00:48:43.119
<v Speaker 1>I like the look on the least.

898
00:48:44.880 --> 00:48:46.719
<v Speaker 2>The White allergic to, and.

899
00:48:48.440 --> 00:48:51.440
<v Speaker 1>I think I would genuinely rather eat that than that

900
00:48:51.519 --> 00:48:58.920
<v Speaker 1>White Sox cake. Now, I know that the banana is

901
00:48:58.960 --> 00:49:02.679
<v Speaker 1>going to make me violent the ill, but looking at

902
00:49:02.760 --> 00:49:12.119
<v Speaker 1>that thing makes me feel sick. It is disgusting. I like, again,

903
00:49:13.159 --> 00:49:16.519
<v Speaker 1>these podcasts are a revelation whenever for everyone, whenever that

904
00:49:16.719 --> 00:49:19.199
<v Speaker 1>you know that I never know what's going to get

905
00:49:19.760 --> 00:49:25.440
<v Speaker 1>the inner psych of me going. I really really don't

906
00:49:25.480 --> 00:49:30.360
<v Speaker 1>like cake, and it's one of my weirdest things. I

907
00:49:30.400 --> 00:49:35.559
<v Speaker 1>think cake is the world's most overrated food. I'm just

908
00:49:35.679 --> 00:49:39.559
<v Speaker 1>looking at that bloody milkshake being sullied by that horrible

909
00:49:39.760 --> 00:49:43.800
<v Speaker 1>dry cake with that nasty cherry on the top and

910
00:49:43.880 --> 00:49:46.639
<v Speaker 1>those stupid sprinkles that are just going to get in

911
00:49:46.719 --> 00:49:49.239
<v Speaker 1>your teeth piss off.

912
00:49:51.119 --> 00:49:52.880
<v Speaker 3>I mean, it wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't

913
00:49:52.960 --> 00:49:56.320
<v Speaker 3>essentially following on from the only thing that White Sox

914
00:49:56.320 --> 00:49:59.480
<v Speaker 3>won last year, which was that fantastic milkshake that everybody wanted.

915
00:50:00.000 --> 00:50:00.840
<v Speaker 3>We've got this abortion.

916
00:50:01.159 --> 00:50:08.400
<v Speaker 1>It's awful horrendous. I'm sorry I sat like Ron Atkinson.

917
00:50:08.480 --> 00:50:11.880
<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry. Just get it away. I've just got it

918
00:50:11.960 --> 00:50:14.239
<v Speaker 1>open on my screen. I could close this window at

919
00:50:14.280 --> 00:50:20.119
<v Speaker 1>any time, and I'm going to piss off right time

920
00:50:20.320 --> 00:50:23.639
<v Speaker 1>to bring this proceeding to a close with too good,

921
00:50:23.719 --> 00:50:28.400
<v Speaker 1>Too bad. That was a lot of fun, Ron, Do

922
00:50:28.440 --> 00:50:29.280
<v Speaker 1>you want to go first?

923
00:50:29.400 --> 00:50:30.559
<v Speaker 2>With you?

924
00:50:31.199 --> 00:50:33.000
<v Speaker 1>You have the honor of picking good or bad. We've

925
00:50:33.000 --> 00:50:34.840
<v Speaker 1>had a bit of both in the last fifteen minutes,

926
00:50:34.920 --> 00:50:37.360
<v Speaker 1>So okay, well, I go where you want.

927
00:50:37.679 --> 00:50:41.599
<v Speaker 3>I'm probably going to take a bad first because I've

928
00:50:41.599 --> 00:50:43.000
<v Speaker 3>only got one good at the moment, and so i

929
00:50:43.039 --> 00:50:45.519
<v Speaker 3>need more time to think about that. So I'm going

930
00:50:45.599 --> 00:50:48.519
<v Speaker 3>to go with the Tampa Rays pulling their starter last minute,

931
00:50:48.519 --> 00:50:51.719
<v Speaker 3>which was a really really cheap move to my mind.

932
00:50:52.079 --> 00:50:56.039
<v Speaker 3>Many people will say it was a good strategy, But

933
00:50:56.119 --> 00:50:58.239
<v Speaker 3>what happened was it was a game against the Alanta

934
00:50:58.280 --> 00:51:04.239
<v Speaker 3>Braves advertised with Shane Baz, who let me clarify here,

935
00:51:04.400 --> 00:51:07.000
<v Speaker 3>was very very healthy, had pitched very well so far.

936
00:51:07.199 --> 00:51:09.440
<v Speaker 3>Everyone was expecting Shane Bazz to pitch in this final

937
00:51:09.519 --> 00:51:11.920
<v Speaker 3>game against the Braves. But what the Rays did instead

938
00:51:11.960 --> 00:51:14.079
<v Speaker 3>without telling anybody, is about half an hour before the

939
00:51:14.079 --> 00:51:17.840
<v Speaker 3>game they pulled Shane Baz and they they put Joe Boyle.

940
00:51:17.880 --> 00:51:20.119
<v Speaker 3>They called Joe Boyle up from the miners and had

941
00:51:20.199 --> 00:51:21.960
<v Speaker 3>him pitch and said, and look, he pitched great. He

942
00:51:22.039 --> 00:51:25.320
<v Speaker 3>pitched fantastically, probably because the A's that the Braves had

943
00:51:25.320 --> 00:51:29.320
<v Speaker 3>absolutely no chance to do any scouting. But my problem

944
00:51:29.360 --> 00:51:32.679
<v Speaker 3>here is there was no injuries, no one was sick.

945
00:51:33.000 --> 00:51:34.920
<v Speaker 3>This was apparently something they've been planning for days and

946
00:51:34.960 --> 00:51:37.280
<v Speaker 3>days and days and days and days. So what they're

947
00:51:37.280 --> 00:51:38.800
<v Speaker 3>doing is they wanted to get an extra day's rest

948
00:51:38.800 --> 00:51:40.599
<v Speaker 3>for all the starters, so they pushed them all back

949
00:51:40.639 --> 00:51:43.079
<v Speaker 3>a bit, which is fine. However, to do this with

950
00:51:43.159 --> 00:51:45.320
<v Speaker 3>like half an hour's notice, Like you've got people probably

951
00:51:45.360 --> 00:51:47.880
<v Speaker 3>in the ballpark at this point who were specifically there.

952
00:51:47.920 --> 00:51:50.760
<v Speaker 3>I want to see Shane Baths he is, you know what,

953
00:51:50.800 --> 00:51:52.800
<v Speaker 3>The Rays have account as a star these days, like

954
00:51:52.840 --> 00:51:55.159
<v Speaker 3>he is. He's a big name pitcher for them. People

955
00:51:55.199 --> 00:51:57.320
<v Speaker 3>would have been there to see Shane Bazz play probably,

956
00:51:58.039 --> 00:51:59.760
<v Speaker 3>and then they've called up somebody last minute like that,

957
00:51:59.760 --> 00:52:02.159
<v Speaker 3>and it just feels a little bit bush league for me.

958
00:52:02.639 --> 00:52:04.320
<v Speaker 3>Maybe even getting a bit red ass here, but it

959
00:52:04.360 --> 00:52:06.480
<v Speaker 3>feels a bit bush to pull.

960
00:52:06.199 --> 00:52:07.159
<v Speaker 2>Out that move so late.

961
00:52:07.199 --> 00:52:10.000
<v Speaker 3>In the day for non injury reasons.

962
00:52:10.360 --> 00:52:12.320
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, go Russ.

963
00:52:12.599 --> 00:52:15.639
<v Speaker 2>No, it just made me think of Craig Council pulling

964
00:52:15.679 --> 00:52:19.559
<v Speaker 2>Wayne Miley after one one batterer in the the twenty

965
00:52:19.599 --> 00:52:23.199
<v Speaker 2>eighteen like the Championship was the Championship Series was the

966
00:52:23.480 --> 00:52:26.599
<v Speaker 2>Championship Series obviously kind of just kind of like just

967
00:52:26.719 --> 00:52:29.079
<v Speaker 2>completely only trying to mentally get one over on on

968
00:52:29.360 --> 00:52:32.760
<v Speaker 2>like the people that you're doing now. I think in

969
00:52:32.800 --> 00:52:35.119
<v Speaker 2>a playoffs you can maybe just about say that, like

970
00:52:35.360 --> 00:52:37.360
<v Speaker 2>you've got to really try and pull every single lever

971
00:52:37.519 --> 00:52:39.679
<v Speaker 2>that you can to win a game. But during the

972
00:52:39.679 --> 00:52:42.760
<v Speaker 2>regular season, it's just like, seriously, like there is supposed

973
00:52:42.760 --> 00:52:44.519
<v Speaker 2>to be an entertainment value what you're doing, and you've

974
00:52:44.519 --> 00:52:48.719
<v Speaker 2>got pulling your starter for no reason. I think it's

975
00:52:48.800 --> 00:52:50.880
<v Speaker 2>it might not be Bush, but it's poor entertainment.

976
00:52:53.079 --> 00:52:57.119
<v Speaker 1>Also, Shane bars they sound like your dad's mate. So

977
00:52:57.599 --> 00:53:00.719
<v Speaker 1>he goes to the club with Shane.

978
00:53:01.599 --> 00:53:03.159
<v Speaker 2>That'll a bit Shane and bad Shane.

979
00:53:03.280 --> 00:53:06.239
<v Speaker 1>Shane. Shane sells insurance and basses a PA coreator.

980
00:53:07.519 --> 00:53:09.920
<v Speaker 3>No, Shane doesn't say he sells you in shells insurance,

981
00:53:09.920 --> 00:53:11.639
<v Speaker 3>but he's actually his stuff that's fallen off the back

982
00:53:11.639 --> 00:53:12.079
<v Speaker 3>of the.

983
00:53:11.960 --> 00:53:16.480
<v Speaker 1>Back of a lorry uninsured Russell. What's bad for you?

984
00:53:17.079 --> 00:53:18.719
<v Speaker 2>I mentioned a little bit earlier on, but I think

985
00:53:18.760 --> 00:53:20.519
<v Speaker 2>I want to kind of go through it in detail,

986
00:53:20.800 --> 00:53:24.719
<v Speaker 2>like the Kansas City offense right now. I think I

987
00:53:24.719 --> 00:53:26.320
<v Speaker 2>have to double check it because I was looking at

988
00:53:26.320 --> 00:53:28.159
<v Speaker 2>this yesterday, but I think they have a sixty nine

989
00:53:28.400 --> 00:53:32.159
<v Speaker 2>WRC plus for the season so far, which when you're

990
00:53:32.199 --> 00:53:37.000
<v Speaker 2>a team nice is it is nice? But sadly it's

991
00:53:37.119 --> 00:53:41.840
<v Speaker 2>not nice. And Bobby Witch Junior already has one war

992
00:53:41.960 --> 00:53:44.760
<v Speaker 2>in seventeen games, so project that out to basically a

993
00:53:44.760 --> 00:53:47.159
<v Speaker 2>full season, and he's close to being a ten war player. Again,

994
00:53:47.880 --> 00:53:51.039
<v Speaker 2>the shame is effectively the Hunter Renfro already has minus

995
00:53:51.079 --> 00:53:54.199
<v Speaker 2>point six WAR, Michael Massey has minus point four war. NJ.

996
00:53:54.320 --> 00:53:58.440
<v Speaker 2>Melendez has minus point four war, even like the Salvador

997
00:53:58.480 --> 00:54:01.599
<v Speaker 2>Perez is a non negative war, so he basically has

998
00:54:01.719 --> 00:54:04.199
<v Speaker 2>no support apart from Michael Garcia and a bit of

999
00:54:05.119 --> 00:54:08.559
<v Speaker 2>a tiny bit of like Vinnie Pasquentino, who's managing to

1000
00:54:08.599 --> 00:54:11.480
<v Speaker 2>put out a zero war season so far. It's like

1001
00:54:11.639 --> 00:54:15.159
<v Speaker 2>this team, it's just looked awful with the bat and

1002
00:54:15.239 --> 00:54:19.559
<v Speaker 2>when you have a generational talent as in Bobby with Judy,

1003
00:54:19.719 --> 00:54:22.239
<v Speaker 2>somebody who will be in MVP races. The fact that

1004
00:54:22.280 --> 00:54:28.639
<v Speaker 2>he is not have any support is truly awful. And

1005
00:54:28.679 --> 00:54:31.039
<v Speaker 2>you were just like, this was what a lot of

1006
00:54:31.119 --> 00:54:34.559
<v Speaker 2>us still thought Kansas would get better because they pitched

1007
00:54:34.599 --> 00:54:37.039
<v Speaker 2>well last year, they had some injuries when it came

1008
00:54:37.079 --> 00:54:38.519
<v Speaker 2>to hitting, and you thought, yeah, you know what. I

1009
00:54:38.519 --> 00:54:40.079
<v Speaker 2>didn't think you things could get worse. I thought it

1010
00:54:40.119 --> 00:54:43.199
<v Speaker 2>would only get better. Well, it's only been three weeks,

1011
00:54:43.239 --> 00:54:44.440
<v Speaker 2>but things got worse.

1012
00:54:47.440 --> 00:54:50.039
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I hadn't quite reckoned with quite how bad. I

1013
00:54:50.079 --> 00:54:52.960
<v Speaker 1>knew they weren't great, but I hadn't reckoned with it

1014
00:54:53.000 --> 00:54:57.159
<v Speaker 1>being quite that bad. Goodness. Gracious, mate, Ah, the nice

1015
00:54:57.239 --> 00:55:01.599
<v Speaker 1>numbers don't need any further exposition or explanation, do they. Okay,

1016
00:55:01.960 --> 00:55:07.840
<v Speaker 1>it's owed me a oh God. I mean, I kind

1017
00:55:07.840 --> 00:55:09.519
<v Speaker 1>of feel like we have to mention it because it's

1018
00:55:09.559 --> 00:55:15.599
<v Speaker 1>just happened. What I put in our prep document is

1019
00:55:15.679 --> 00:55:21.119
<v Speaker 1>that reporter Dickhead, I am referring to Wiley Ballard, the

1020
00:55:21.280 --> 00:55:26.639
<v Speaker 1>sideline reporter of the Atlanta Braves, a gentleman who exudes

1021
00:55:27.079 --> 00:55:32.159
<v Speaker 1>golf energy. Just look at him. That's a man who

1022
00:55:32.840 --> 00:55:38.360
<v Speaker 1>only owns quarter zips. Was very disappointed by the performance

1023
00:55:38.400 --> 00:55:42.480
<v Speaker 1>of Bryce and de Chambo this Sunday. Oh my goodness,

1024
00:55:42.519 --> 00:55:44.960
<v Speaker 1>May If you've missed it, you've been living under a rock,

1025
00:55:45.000 --> 00:55:48.800
<v Speaker 1>because it's everywhere on baseball social media. This twerp I

1026
00:55:48.960 --> 00:55:52.639
<v Speaker 1>tried to hook up with a woman whilst doing his

1027
00:55:52.760 --> 00:55:55.920
<v Speaker 1>job this week, and I don't know if I'm more

1028
00:55:55.960 --> 00:55:59.400
<v Speaker 1>disgusted by that or by the colleagues who are egging

1029
00:55:59.440 --> 00:56:02.920
<v Speaker 1>him on. There's a guy by the name of Miles

1030
00:56:03.039 --> 00:56:08.360
<v Speaker 1>Garrett whose tweet has had an awful lot of retweets

1031
00:56:08.400 --> 00:56:16.239
<v Speaker 1>from female reporters, sideline reporters, clubhouse reporters, TV anchors, and

1032
00:56:16.400 --> 00:56:18.639
<v Speaker 1>he's just left it, you know, he's just leaving it

1033
00:56:18.639 --> 00:56:20.440
<v Speaker 1>out there as though this is absolutely fine. It's just

1034
00:56:20.800 --> 00:56:26.519
<v Speaker 1>totally unacceptable. You know, we all meet a potential partners everywhere,

1035
00:56:26.519 --> 00:56:29.159
<v Speaker 1>but just do it in private, dont don't you know?

1036
00:56:29.480 --> 00:56:31.360
<v Speaker 1>Bull run a poor woman he's trying to watch a

1037
00:56:31.360 --> 00:56:34.199
<v Speaker 1>baseball game into going out with you. He's found it

1038
00:56:34.239 --> 00:56:37.239
<v Speaker 1>really crass, and the celebration of it by all of

1039
00:56:37.239 --> 00:56:43.199
<v Speaker 1>the expected outlets is exactly what you anticipate. Yeah, at all.

1040
00:56:44.519 --> 00:56:46.599
<v Speaker 2>It's a dual standard because this is exactly the type

1041
00:56:46.599 --> 00:56:49.199
<v Speaker 2>of thing that if like a female reporter did they

1042
00:56:49.199 --> 00:56:54.119
<v Speaker 2>would all be lambasting it for being inappropriate and devaluing

1043
00:56:54.960 --> 00:56:56.000
<v Speaker 2>like commentary.

1044
00:56:56.280 --> 00:56:59.960
<v Speaker 1>So yeah, I just blame golf. Just just look like,

1045
00:57:00.400 --> 00:57:02.960
<v Speaker 1>look like the type of guy who just loves golf.

1046
00:57:03.679 --> 00:57:08.880
<v Speaker 1>Golf is the worst thing ever invented. Apart from cank okay,

1047
00:57:09.000 --> 00:57:10.199
<v Speaker 1>Rob something good from.

1048
00:57:10.079 --> 00:57:14.280
<v Speaker 3>You, suthing good. I just dumped on the race. So

1049
00:57:14.320 --> 00:57:16.480
<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna come back on the flip side with the

1050
00:57:16.519 --> 00:57:19.400
<v Speaker 3>Rays and gonna go very home today. And the Rai's

1051
00:57:19.480 --> 00:57:24.039
<v Speaker 3>rookies they're great. They are turning up. It's caveated by

1052
00:57:24.079 --> 00:57:29.039
<v Speaker 3>small samples, of course, but we're looking at Cameron Meisner Junior, Cameronaro,

1053
00:57:29.280 --> 00:57:32.760
<v Speaker 3>Jake Mangham, and Jonathan Randa. These are four guys who

1054
00:57:32.960 --> 00:57:35.840
<v Speaker 3>are They've all hit the ground running. It's fantastic to

1055
00:57:35.880 --> 00:57:38.920
<v Speaker 3>see from a raised fan point of view, for any

1056
00:57:39.159 --> 00:57:40.920
<v Speaker 3>fan point of view, you get that thing with your

1057
00:57:40.920 --> 00:57:43.800
<v Speaker 3>with your with your rookies. They're gonna come up, and

1058
00:57:44.119 --> 00:57:46.760
<v Speaker 3>yes they're gonna have some bad times, but they've got

1059
00:57:46.800 --> 00:57:48.920
<v Speaker 3>to pass that first test of can they actually do

1060
00:57:48.960 --> 00:57:51.639
<v Speaker 3>it at all? And these four have all just like bang, yep,

1061
00:57:51.679 --> 00:57:54.280
<v Speaker 3>they can do it. Whether or not they can adjust

1062
00:57:54.320 --> 00:57:56.039
<v Speaker 3>later on. Those ra all things. But they've passed that

1063
00:57:56.079 --> 00:57:58.960
<v Speaker 3>first hurdle big style, and it's just really nice to

1064
00:57:59.000 --> 00:58:02.119
<v Speaker 3>see like some some young raised hitters actually hitting and

1065
00:58:02.159 --> 00:58:04.679
<v Speaker 3>not getting in trouble with the police. So I'm like, yeah,

1066
00:58:04.719 --> 00:58:08.679
<v Speaker 3>this is this is a nice, nice, friendly family fun

1067
00:58:09.199 --> 00:58:11.639
<v Speaker 3>uh and and there's there's they've got some good stories.

1068
00:58:11.679 --> 00:58:13.960
<v Speaker 3>Some of these guys are debuting very very late as well,

1069
00:58:14.079 --> 00:58:16.079
<v Speaker 3>so it's just a nice story. It's just it's just

1070
00:58:16.159 --> 00:58:18.440
<v Speaker 3>nice to see it happening. And we all like our rookies.

1071
00:58:18.440 --> 00:58:21.079
<v Speaker 3>We all we all live and sweat by our our rookies.

1072
00:58:21.079 --> 00:58:22.480
<v Speaker 3>They're gonna come up, they're gonna save the day. And

1073
00:58:22.639 --> 00:58:25.159
<v Speaker 3>these guys are and that's nice. It's exciting. So I

1074
00:58:25.199 --> 00:58:26.679
<v Speaker 3>want to see more. And it's not just the raise.

1075
00:58:26.719 --> 00:58:28.360
<v Speaker 3>There's there's plenty of them. I mean, look what's going

1076
00:58:28.400 --> 00:58:29.559
<v Speaker 3>on the Red Sox at the moment. I'm sure we're

1077
00:58:29.559 --> 00:58:31.719
<v Speaker 3>gonna mention them in a minute, but uh yeah, there's

1078
00:58:31.679 --> 00:58:34.119
<v Speaker 3>there's some some great rookies out there and they're they're hitting,

1079
00:58:34.159 --> 00:58:36.360
<v Speaker 3>they're they're good. I'm enjoying the rookies.

1080
00:58:38.000 --> 00:58:43.519
<v Speaker 2>Russell to take things back maybe to Jonathan's favorite sport,

1081
00:58:44.199 --> 00:58:46.639
<v Speaker 2>do either of you know who Daniel Lynch. The fourth is.

1082
00:58:48.280 --> 00:58:49.480
<v Speaker 3>Daniel Lynch the fourth.

1083
00:58:49.760 --> 00:58:53.199
<v Speaker 2>No, here is a picture for the Kansas City Royals,

1084
00:58:53.280 --> 00:58:55.519
<v Speaker 2>a relief picture that you've never heard of. Has probably

1085
00:58:55.559 --> 00:58:58.119
<v Speaker 2>the most golf founding name in baseball. But maybe just

1086
00:58:58.159 --> 00:59:02.079
<v Speaker 2>because I think you like Davis Love the third basically that.

1087
00:59:02.199 --> 00:59:04.480
<v Speaker 1>Immediately good thing about the only good thing about golf,

1088
00:59:04.519 --> 00:59:06.320
<v Speaker 1>and it's not on my list is Ken Griffy taking

1089
00:59:06.320 --> 00:59:06.840
<v Speaker 1>that amazing?

1090
00:59:08.519 --> 00:59:12.760
<v Speaker 2>But yes, Daniel Lynch is currently on an eighteen game

1091
00:59:13.360 --> 00:59:16.559
<v Speaker 2>streak of not giving up an earned run. He has

1092
00:59:16.639 --> 00:59:21.480
<v Speaker 2>pitched twenty eight point two innings and has not given

1093
00:59:21.519 --> 00:59:23.079
<v Speaker 2>up a run. He has given up a run since

1094
00:59:24.239 --> 00:59:27.079
<v Speaker 2>August last year. And I just love it when the

1095
00:59:27.159 --> 00:59:29.639
<v Speaker 2>stuff like this, where there's like completely utterly randa reliever

1096
00:59:29.800 --> 00:59:34.920
<v Speaker 2>that nobody's ever heard of that is chasing the twenty

1097
00:59:34.960 --> 00:59:38.760
<v Speaker 2>game streak, which really doesn't happen like in Major League

1098
00:59:38.760 --> 00:59:41.920
<v Speaker 2>Baseball of not giving up a run. Kate Smith is

1099
00:59:42.199 --> 00:59:45.159
<v Speaker 2>currently like one game behind him on seventeen. But it's

1100
00:59:45.199 --> 00:59:47.360
<v Speaker 2>just it's just hilarious to be like, this is the

1101
00:59:47.440 --> 00:59:49.719
<v Speaker 2>duality of what Kansas City has right now. They have

1102
00:59:49.840 --> 00:59:55.360
<v Speaker 2>like a complete nobody reliever who is being pseudo kind

1103
00:59:55.360 --> 00:59:59.679
<v Speaker 2>of like wipes out and but then kind of having

1104
00:59:59.679 --> 01:00:00.880
<v Speaker 2>the other thing to go with this side. The thing

1105
01:00:00.880 --> 01:00:03.920
<v Speaker 2>I found amusing when I was looking this up is

1106
01:00:03.960 --> 01:00:08.039
<v Speaker 2>technically the longest current streak from the last twenty years

1107
01:00:08.159 --> 01:00:11.239
<v Speaker 2>is Casey Sadler, who obviously has sadly retired due to

1108
01:00:11.280 --> 01:00:14.199
<v Speaker 2>personal reasons the last year, but he ended his career

1109
01:00:14.239 --> 01:00:18.000
<v Speaker 2>only twenty nine game streak of not giving up an

1110
01:00:18.079 --> 01:00:21.039
<v Speaker 2>under run, which is just mental. I was looking even

1111
01:00:21.039 --> 01:00:22.920
<v Speaker 2>on this list, Trevor May ended on a fifteen gay

1112
01:00:22.960 --> 01:00:24.719
<v Speaker 2>streak of not giving up a run. You're like, some

1113
01:00:24.800 --> 01:00:27.519
<v Speaker 2>of these guys go out like on the top and

1114
01:00:27.559 --> 01:00:29.199
<v Speaker 2>you never quite think about though, just because they were

1115
01:00:29.280 --> 01:00:31.840
<v Speaker 2>relief pictures.

1116
01:00:33.559 --> 01:00:36.320
<v Speaker 1>Great, I love that. I am going to talk about

1117
01:00:36.320 --> 01:00:38.280
<v Speaker 1>a rookie, and I'm going to talk about a rookie

1118
01:00:38.320 --> 01:00:40.159
<v Speaker 1>second basement, but I'm not going to talk about the

1119
01:00:40.159 --> 01:00:43.199
<v Speaker 1>one that you anticipate I'm going to talk about. I'm

1120
01:00:43.199 --> 01:00:47.000
<v Speaker 1>going to talk about Kyne Paris almost talked about him.

1121
01:00:47.039 --> 01:00:50.360
<v Speaker 1>Yeah he is. I think the guy you were alluding

1122
01:00:50.400 --> 01:00:53.039
<v Speaker 1>to earlier in all of those rinky dink home runs

1123
01:00:53.559 --> 01:00:56.840
<v Speaker 1>for the highlights he was. Yeah, he's had an absolutely

1124
01:00:56.920 --> 01:01:00.440
<v Speaker 1>extraordinary start of the season. He's currently fourth in the

1125
01:01:00.519 --> 01:01:04.440
<v Speaker 1>rank of fangrafts war, behind some guys called Corbyn Carrol,

1126
01:01:04.559 --> 01:01:10.960
<v Speaker 1>Aaron Judge, and Fernando Tatist Junior, and followed by Hunter Green,

1127
01:01:11.119 --> 01:01:18.800
<v Speaker 1>Carl Tucker, Cole Reagan's, Paul Skeins and others. I omitted

1128
01:01:18.840 --> 01:01:22.960
<v Speaker 1>Haraldo Paedomo, sorry Heraldo, that there's no there's no scope

1129
01:01:23.000 --> 01:01:26.159
<v Speaker 1>to talk about you and your your miracle season here yet,

1130
01:01:26.199 --> 01:01:28.920
<v Speaker 1>because I want to talk about Karen Parris specifically. I

1131
01:01:28.920 --> 01:01:32.719
<v Speaker 1>wanted to talk about like how baseball can change for

1132
01:01:33.360 --> 01:01:38.320
<v Speaker 1>players so quickly. So he was he was an okay prospect,

1133
01:01:38.320 --> 01:01:40.360
<v Speaker 1>but never a really great one in in a quite

1134
01:01:40.360 --> 01:01:42.840
<v Speaker 1>poor system. And two years ago he was playing in

1135
01:01:42.880 --> 01:01:46.400
<v Speaker 1>Double A going through a streak of seventy seven plate

1136
01:01:46.440 --> 01:01:50.039
<v Speaker 1>appearances where he had a batting average of zero seven

1137
01:01:50.079 --> 01:01:53.880
<v Speaker 1>to one, and he started the season like a freight train. Now,

1138
01:01:54.079 --> 01:01:58.000
<v Speaker 1>you know, small sample size, cluster luck, all of that,

1139
01:01:58.519 --> 01:02:02.039
<v Speaker 1>but just a really great stufy and you know that

1140
01:02:02.239 --> 01:02:05.760
<v Speaker 1>there is some mechanical changes. He's gone to Richard Shank

1141
01:02:05.760 --> 01:02:11.719
<v Speaker 1>who's Aaron Judges hitting guru, Jeff Fry's arch nemesis, and yeah,

1142
01:02:11.800 --> 01:02:13.840
<v Speaker 1>it looks like it's made a real change. For him,

1143
01:02:13.840 --> 01:02:16.639
<v Speaker 1>and he is the sort of Cinderella story of this

1144
01:02:17.159 --> 01:02:22.719
<v Speaker 1>pretty remarkable start of the season for Mike Trout's halo.

1145
01:02:22.880 --> 01:02:26.719
<v Speaker 1>So yeah, I wanted to just give Kirn Paris his flowers.

1146
01:02:26.760 --> 01:02:29.360
<v Speaker 1>He's been a lot of fun. He seems like a

1147
01:02:29.480 --> 01:02:33.320
<v Speaker 1>very nice young man too, which weighs in his favor

1148
01:02:33.400 --> 01:02:36.880
<v Speaker 1>as well. Right, name, it's a great name, isn't it

1149
01:02:37.960 --> 01:02:42.360
<v Speaker 1>a proper baseball name, that, isn't it? Look I don't

1150
01:02:42.760 --> 01:02:45.599
<v Speaker 1>I don't want to be Aaron Judge. Imine, come on,

1151
01:02:46.679 --> 01:02:51.199
<v Speaker 1>I want Corbyn, Carolyn and Kyne Paris And frankly.

1152
01:02:52.119 --> 01:02:55.480
<v Speaker 2>I'm just waiting for there's a Paris syndrome joke there,

1153
01:02:55.480 --> 01:02:57.280
<v Speaker 2>though I'm not quite working out how it's going to

1154
01:02:57.400 --> 01:02:59.039
<v Speaker 2>like work, where we're all going to start to think

1155
01:02:59.039 --> 01:03:01.159
<v Speaker 2>that he's like good and and he somehow isn't.

1156
01:03:01.360 --> 01:03:05.880
<v Speaker 3>But is that what Paris syndrome is learning today?

1157
01:03:06.000 --> 01:03:09.239
<v Speaker 2>It's the fake thing about like Chinese tourists going to

1158
01:03:09.320 --> 01:03:11.400
<v Speaker 2>Paris and realize that it's not as lovely as they

1159
01:03:11.400 --> 01:03:12.119
<v Speaker 2>thought it would be.

1160
01:03:13.840 --> 01:03:19.320
<v Speaker 1>They're wrong. And Heraldo Haraldoo sounds like a private detective,

1161
01:03:19.559 --> 01:03:29.800
<v Speaker 1>so him as well had private eye. He's gonna he's

1162
01:03:29.800 --> 01:03:33.320
<v Speaker 1>gonna find find your husband with a mistress, no doubt.

1163
01:03:33.199 --> 01:03:34.239
<v Speaker 3>Columbo sidekick.

1164
01:03:34.280 --> 01:03:39.639
<v Speaker 1>You're absolutely right, Harald, Just just one more thing? Is

1165
01:03:39.679 --> 01:03:46.159
<v Speaker 1>it an extra base hit at this right? Yes? Okay,

1166
01:03:46.280 --> 01:03:47.360
<v Speaker 1>rob something.

1167
01:03:47.119 --> 01:03:51.039
<v Speaker 3>Bad, something bad. How can we not talk about the

1168
01:03:51.039 --> 01:03:56.239
<v Speaker 3>A's and their their medical cart. What a joyful little

1169
01:03:56.760 --> 01:03:59.039
<v Speaker 3>blip of baseball life we had there. And obviously it's

1170
01:03:59.079 --> 01:04:01.119
<v Speaker 3>something bad, but I mean it is essentially a good too,

1171
01:04:01.119 --> 01:04:04.840
<v Speaker 3>I mean, like wonderful, just lah, like it's just all

1172
01:04:04.880 --> 01:04:07.920
<v Speaker 3>the stars are lining. So obviously, poor Jose Siri is

1173
01:04:07.920 --> 01:04:10.280
<v Speaker 3>feeling a little bit rough after he's smashed the ball

1174
01:04:10.320 --> 01:04:11.960
<v Speaker 3>off of his shin and it did look like it.

1175
01:04:12.000 --> 01:04:15.559
<v Speaker 3>Hood broke down on the floor as he broken his leg.

1176
01:04:15.679 --> 01:04:19.079
<v Speaker 3>I thought he had a bruise. Okay, well you know, yeah,

1177
01:04:19.119 --> 01:04:21.920
<v Speaker 3>that's gonna smart. He's not gonna lie. So out comes

1178
01:04:22.000 --> 01:04:24.559
<v Speaker 3>the golf bug. He to take him off, but oh no,

1179
01:04:24.719 --> 01:04:27.559
<v Speaker 3>oh no, it's run out of petrol. It's broken down.

1180
01:04:27.559 --> 01:04:29.199
<v Speaker 3>It breaks us up. We don't know what's wrong with it,

1181
01:04:29.239 --> 01:04:31.440
<v Speaker 3>but it ain't going anywhere. They have to get him

1182
01:04:31.440 --> 01:04:33.639
<v Speaker 3>off of the second one. But you think that's it,

1183
01:04:33.719 --> 01:04:36.079
<v Speaker 3>like ah hahah, the thing's rubbish. No, no, no, the gift

1184
01:04:36.159 --> 01:04:37.840
<v Speaker 3>keeps giving when they try and get this thing off

1185
01:04:37.880 --> 01:04:40.280
<v Speaker 3>the field, and you could almost play like the clown

1186
01:04:40.360 --> 01:04:43.079
<v Speaker 3>music in the backgrounds as there's like five guys trying

1187
01:04:43.119 --> 01:04:45.239
<v Speaker 3>to push this thing through the gap in the fence.

1188
01:04:45.400 --> 01:04:46.960
<v Speaker 3>It won't go through the gap of the fence. And

1189
01:04:46.960 --> 01:04:49.320
<v Speaker 3>then there's like the really really big security guy who

1190
01:04:49.320 --> 01:04:50.559
<v Speaker 3>looks like he can push it on his own, is

1191
01:04:50.599 --> 01:04:52.920
<v Speaker 3>just stood there watching whilst he's like five guys are

1192
01:04:52.920 --> 01:04:55.719
<v Speaker 3>mentally trying to push this through the gate. And look,

1193
01:04:55.760 --> 01:04:57.920
<v Speaker 3>hey again, I've already mentioned in this podcast I work

1194
01:04:57.920 --> 01:05:00.480
<v Speaker 3>in live events, and you know I been there on

1195
01:05:00.519 --> 01:05:02.639
<v Speaker 3>a stage with five thousand people watch me trip up

1196
01:05:02.639 --> 01:05:05.039
<v Speaker 3>as I'm trying to gaffitate the back onto the seat,

1197
01:05:05.159 --> 01:05:08.199
<v Speaker 3>you know, like it's it happens like events. People like

1198
01:05:08.239 --> 01:05:10.480
<v Speaker 3>I'm not not having a go at you, like this

1199
01:05:10.519 --> 01:05:12.559
<v Speaker 3>crap is going to happen. But my god, I mean

1200
01:05:12.599 --> 01:05:14.920
<v Speaker 3>just in this ballpark as well, right now at the

1201
01:05:14.960 --> 01:05:18.280
<v Speaker 3>beginning of the stay, it is just everything perfect has come.

1202
01:05:18.320 --> 01:05:20.599
<v Speaker 3>You couldn't written this any more beautiful. It was wonderful.

1203
01:05:20.639 --> 01:05:22.880
<v Speaker 3>If you haven't seen this, and you're probably hiding under

1204
01:05:22.880 --> 01:05:24.559
<v Speaker 3>a rock if you haven't, but please go and watch it.

1205
01:05:24.559 --> 01:05:26.440
<v Speaker 3>It's beautiful, beautiful beginning to end.

1206
01:05:26.920 --> 01:05:29.880
<v Speaker 1>There's almost certainly a version of it with the curb

1207
01:05:29.920 --> 01:05:31.519
<v Speaker 1>your enthusiasm.

1208
01:05:33.880 --> 01:05:36.320
<v Speaker 2>Choose to play that. There's like so many points where

1209
01:05:36.320 --> 01:05:40.840
<v Speaker 2>you could play. When he gets hitting the shin with

1210
01:05:40.880 --> 01:05:43.280
<v Speaker 2>the ball, like, you could do it right there. You

1211
01:05:43.280 --> 01:05:45.639
<v Speaker 2>could do it. When he's getting stuck on the thing

1212
01:05:45.679 --> 01:05:47.199
<v Speaker 2>and it stops. You could do it when they're going

1213
01:05:47.239 --> 01:05:48.519
<v Speaker 2>to do it. It's like the Lord of the Rings.

1214
01:05:48.559 --> 01:05:53.960
<v Speaker 2>There's so many freaking anything that's going on here. Oh,

1215
01:05:54.000 --> 01:06:01.119
<v Speaker 2>I loved it, Russell, I think a manual Class A

1216
01:06:01.239 --> 01:06:06.119
<v Speaker 2>might be broken. He's given up more runs so far

1217
01:06:06.159 --> 01:06:08.559
<v Speaker 2>this season than he did for the entirety of last season.

1218
01:06:10.079 --> 01:06:13.880
<v Speaker 2>His slider just isn't like working the same way it

1219
01:06:13.960 --> 01:06:16.840
<v Speaker 2>did last year. I don't know if he pitched too much,

1220
01:06:17.280 --> 01:06:19.119
<v Speaker 2>because it doesn't really look too much difference from a

1221
01:06:19.199 --> 01:06:22.320
<v Speaker 2>like maybe like a mile an hour lower on the velocity,

1222
01:06:22.800 --> 01:06:25.280
<v Speaker 2>if that's the difference basically between it being probasically one

1223
01:06:25.320 --> 01:06:27.159
<v Speaker 2>of the best pitches in baseball to it being like

1224
01:06:27.239 --> 01:06:30.800
<v Speaker 2>a bolow average pitch. Jese Louise, like, you understand why

1225
01:06:30.800 --> 01:06:34.239
<v Speaker 2>these relievers are volatile, and it's just it could be

1226
01:06:34.280 --> 01:06:36.280
<v Speaker 2>a bit of small sample sized look or whatever. But

1227
01:06:37.039 --> 01:06:39.960
<v Speaker 2>he's just looked bad in pretty much every appearance he's

1228
01:06:39.960 --> 01:06:43.079
<v Speaker 2>had for Cleveland so far this season. And if you

1229
01:06:43.159 --> 01:06:45.960
<v Speaker 2>had given me money to put on which one of

1230
01:06:46.079 --> 01:06:49.559
<v Speaker 2>like the four Cleveland like relievers who did really well

1231
01:06:49.599 --> 01:06:51.760
<v Speaker 2>last year would have a seven year A, it wouldn't

1232
01:06:51.800 --> 01:06:53.800
<v Speaker 2>have been him. Like two of them have still got

1233
01:06:53.880 --> 01:06:55.360
<v Speaker 2>zeros and one of them's got to bring him one

1234
01:06:55.400 --> 01:06:58.400
<v Speaker 2>point eighty or A and class A has a seven

1235
01:06:58.440 --> 01:07:02.599
<v Speaker 2>point seventy one ERA through six appearances. It's like off

1236
01:07:02.920 --> 01:07:06.519
<v Speaker 2>and you just wonder, like, did they just ask too

1237
01:07:06.599 --> 01:07:08.880
<v Speaker 2>much of him? Like from me and John having that

1238
01:07:08.880 --> 01:07:12.039
<v Speaker 2>conversation with Jay Jackson when he talked about like just

1239
01:07:12.039 --> 01:07:14.000
<v Speaker 2>getting to the postseason and being like, wow, it was

1240
01:07:14.159 --> 01:07:17.239
<v Speaker 2>crap because I literally had nothing in the tank, like

1241
01:07:17.280 --> 01:07:18.960
<v Speaker 2>the number of times I've gone up and down and

1242
01:07:19.079 --> 01:07:21.639
<v Speaker 2>other stuff like that, and just like you really think

1243
01:07:21.679 --> 01:07:23.719
<v Speaker 2>they can break. We know what happens with starters, but

1244
01:07:23.760 --> 01:07:25.599
<v Speaker 2>can you do it with relievers as well? Ask them

1245
01:07:25.599 --> 01:07:27.400
<v Speaker 2>to do like one hundred plus innings in a season

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01:07:27.440 --> 01:07:31.519
<v Speaker 2>and then you know what they've done and who knows.

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01:07:31.559 --> 01:07:33.239
<v Speaker 2>Hopefully he gets it back to it, but it not

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01:07:33.360 --> 01:07:34.639
<v Speaker 2>looks pretty to start this season.

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01:07:36.519 --> 01:07:44.480
<v Speaker 1>Relievers are fungible. Sam Miller, H yeah, I also want to,

1250
01:07:44.519 --> 01:07:47.199
<v Speaker 1>unfortunately talk about a couple of players who've seemed broken.

1251
01:07:47.400 --> 01:07:50.679
<v Speaker 1>And it's also I'm not gonna lie a little bit

1252
01:07:50.679 --> 01:07:53.760
<v Speaker 1>of a victory lap for me, because you know, as aforementioned,

1253
01:07:54.079 --> 01:07:58.679
<v Speaker 1>I spent most of twenty twenty two transpires that timing

1254
01:07:58.760 --> 01:08:03.360
<v Speaker 1>was not party appropriate saying that Jaron Duran and Tannahuk

1255
01:08:03.400 --> 01:08:05.480
<v Speaker 1>were two of the worst baseball players in the history

1256
01:08:05.519 --> 01:08:09.000
<v Speaker 1>of the sports. Jaron, bless you. I wish you nothing

1257
01:08:09.000 --> 01:08:12.000
<v Speaker 1>but the best, and you've been extraordinary for the last

1258
01:08:12.000 --> 01:08:14.519
<v Speaker 1>two seasons, one of the very best players in baseball

1259
01:08:14.559 --> 01:08:16.680
<v Speaker 1>for the last two seasons. But it looks like you've

1260
01:08:16.680 --> 01:08:19.199
<v Speaker 1>broke in again. And I hope you get it right

1261
01:08:19.399 --> 01:08:22.960
<v Speaker 1>for the conversation that we've had before. But he looks

1262
01:08:22.960 --> 01:08:25.479
<v Speaker 1>like he can neither hit the ball nor field it.

1263
01:08:26.119 --> 01:08:29.840
<v Speaker 1>He is the worst fielder in baseball, and he was

1264
01:08:29.880 --> 01:08:32.760
<v Speaker 1>a pretty serviceable center fielder last year, and he is

1265
01:08:32.840 --> 01:08:35.720
<v Speaker 1>now the worst outfielder in Baseball's playing in left field now,

1266
01:08:35.760 --> 01:08:40.199
<v Speaker 1>which is supposedly an easier position, and his batting is wretched.

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01:08:40.880 --> 01:08:44.560
<v Speaker 1>No home runs, are barely any extra base hits, ops

1268
01:08:44.560 --> 01:08:46.439
<v Speaker 1>of five eighty one, which for a lead off hit

1269
01:08:46.520 --> 01:08:48.960
<v Speaker 1>or in the Al East is not going to cut it.

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01:08:49.000 --> 01:08:53.439
<v Speaker 1>And yet, and yet, Tanna Hawk really has turned into

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01:08:53.439 --> 01:08:56.640
<v Speaker 1>a pumpkin. God love him, he is extraordinarily bad. He

1272
01:08:56.680 --> 01:08:58.880
<v Speaker 1>has a nine point one sixty RA. If you look

1273
01:08:58.880 --> 01:09:01.640
<v Speaker 1>at his stackcast page, it's almost as blue as dear

1274
01:09:01.640 --> 01:09:05.560
<v Speaker 1>old Antonio Senza Teller's. And let's say, Jaron Duran's ceiling

1275
01:09:05.600 --> 01:09:08.800
<v Speaker 1>has been rather higher than that man's. The stat that

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01:09:08.880 --> 01:09:11.880
<v Speaker 1>really stuck out to me is, albeit small sample size,

1277
01:09:12.119 --> 01:09:17.800
<v Speaker 1>he's running at three three barrels per plate appearance higher

1278
01:09:17.840 --> 01:09:20.640
<v Speaker 1>than he was last year. So he had four last

1279
01:09:20.760 --> 01:09:23.960
<v Speaker 1>year and it's six point nine this year. That seems

1280
01:09:24.039 --> 01:09:27.720
<v Speaker 1>quite bad. Almost seems like he's pretty much putting the

1281
01:09:27.760 --> 01:09:30.520
<v Speaker 1>ball on a tee and saying, you do what you

1282
01:09:30.600 --> 01:09:33.520
<v Speaker 1>need to do. Yeah. I mean, he was absolutely wretched

1283
01:09:33.520 --> 01:09:37.359
<v Speaker 1>against the Rays yesterday. He got left out too long,

1284
01:09:37.680 --> 01:09:41.520
<v Speaker 1>he did, but he got absolutely boat raced. The bullpen

1285
01:09:41.600 --> 01:09:43.439
<v Speaker 1>has had too much to do for the Red Sox

1286
01:09:43.479 --> 01:09:45.479
<v Speaker 1>so far, and that's probably why they were like, yeah,

1287
01:09:45.479 --> 01:09:48.760
<v Speaker 1>you're staying out there. We've lost. Yeah. I feel for him.

1288
01:09:49.119 --> 01:09:51.439
<v Speaker 1>The whole of the Red Sox rotation outside of Crochet

1289
01:09:51.520 --> 01:09:54.039
<v Speaker 1>looks a bit of a mess, and they're desperate for

1290
01:09:54.279 --> 01:09:58.840
<v Speaker 1>Giulito Beao and hopefully Crawford to come back. But yeah,

1291
01:09:58.840 --> 01:10:02.520
<v Speaker 1>it looks like Jaron Duran and Tanner Hawk might be

1292
01:10:02.600 --> 01:10:05.520
<v Speaker 1>headed to the old Phantom my l. I think I

1293
01:10:05.560 --> 01:10:07.319
<v Speaker 1>hope they get a reset because they were They've been

1294
01:10:07.359 --> 01:10:09.840
<v Speaker 1>really really good the last two seasons and proved me wrong,

1295
01:10:09.880 --> 01:10:12.319
<v Speaker 1>and I desperately don't want them to prove me right again.

1296
01:10:13.159 --> 01:10:14.359
<v Speaker 1>LL talk about something good.

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01:10:15.079 --> 01:10:18.479
<v Speaker 3>Something good sounds initially like something bad, but it's actually

1298
01:10:18.520 --> 01:10:20.399
<v Speaker 3>think I think is quite a good thing. It's that

1299
01:10:20.439 --> 01:10:26.640
<v Speaker 3>bloke who wrestled the ball out of Mike Trout's glove at.

1300
01:10:27.800 --> 01:10:28.199
<v Speaker 1>Houston.

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01:10:29.159 --> 01:10:32.000
<v Speaker 3>This is it's it's almost sort of exactly the same

1302
01:10:32.000 --> 01:10:35.039
<v Speaker 3>as the Mookie Betts incident last year, where two chaps

1303
01:10:35.039 --> 01:10:38.960
<v Speaker 3>wrestled the ball out of his glove and were particularly

1304
01:10:39.039 --> 01:10:43.159
<v Speaker 3>unpleasant about it afterwards. This chap's done it, and this

1305
01:10:43.359 --> 01:10:44.880
<v Speaker 3>is this is how it should have gone first time.

1306
01:10:44.920 --> 01:10:47.319
<v Speaker 3>He even looks a bit like mister Copper Bianco from

1307
01:10:47.359 --> 01:10:51.840
<v Speaker 3>last year. Uh, what's happened is he's clearly reached out

1308
01:10:51.840 --> 01:10:53.159
<v Speaker 3>for a ball he thought he had to go at.

1309
01:10:54.239 --> 01:10:55.520
<v Speaker 3>There's been a rush of blood of the head, and

1310
01:10:55.560 --> 01:10:58.279
<v Speaker 3>he's gone for gone into Mike Trout's glove and he's

1311
01:10:58.319 --> 01:11:01.039
<v Speaker 3>had the ball out and but but what makes it

1312
01:11:01.159 --> 01:11:04.319
<v Speaker 3>better is Mike Trout is quoted saying the bloke was

1313
01:11:04.319 --> 01:11:09.640
<v Speaker 3>was immediately apologetic, and afterwards they met up. He's apologized

1314
01:11:09.680 --> 01:11:13.439
<v Speaker 3>to him. He's Mike's Trout signed a bat for this

1315
01:11:13.520 --> 01:11:16.119
<v Speaker 3>guy's son. It al's played out the way it should

1316
01:11:16.119 --> 01:11:18.239
<v Speaker 3>have played out last year with Mookie Betts if those

1317
01:11:18.239 --> 01:11:21.319
<v Speaker 3>two guys weren't such asses. So, you know, fair play

1318
01:11:21.359 --> 01:11:23.880
<v Speaker 3>to this bloke. He's made a mistake, he's copped to it.

1319
01:11:24.000 --> 01:11:25.920
<v Speaker 3>Fair play for Mike Trout, he's immediately gone, what the

1320
01:11:25.960 --> 01:11:27.880
<v Speaker 3>hell's gone on here? And then and then he's accepted

1321
01:11:27.920 --> 01:11:30.479
<v Speaker 3>the apology. Everything's ended up happy. This is how it

1322
01:11:30.520 --> 01:11:32.800
<v Speaker 3>should be if occasionally fans are going to clash for players,

1323
01:11:32.840 --> 01:11:34.560
<v Speaker 3>because there is a line, a very thin line, where

1324
01:11:34.600 --> 01:11:37.439
<v Speaker 3>they meet. And this one worked out the way it

1325
01:11:37.479 --> 01:11:39.880
<v Speaker 3>was supposed to once once it went wrong. So well

1326
01:11:39.880 --> 01:11:42.119
<v Speaker 3>done everyone for keeping your heads and for being decent

1327
01:11:42.199 --> 01:11:42.800
<v Speaker 3>human beings.

1328
01:11:43.319 --> 01:11:49.720
<v Speaker 2>Have you heard what umpires said? What was the difference

1329
01:11:49.760 --> 01:11:52.000
<v Speaker 2>between that play and the Mookie Bets play at the

1330
01:11:52.000 --> 01:11:55.520
<v Speaker 2>World series. His response was, I haven't seen the mookie

1331
01:11:55.520 --> 01:12:00.479
<v Speaker 2>bets play at the World Series, which this is basically

1332
01:12:00.720 --> 01:12:03.920
<v Speaker 2>spends his entire year umpiring and doesn't watch basically like

1333
01:12:03.960 --> 01:12:06.000
<v Speaker 2>the most important games in the world, which is either

1334
01:12:06.560 --> 01:12:10.359
<v Speaker 2>terrific work life balance or horrendous work life balance. I'm

1335
01:12:10.359 --> 01:12:12.359
<v Speaker 2>not one hundred ten cer and like which way it is.

1336
01:12:12.760 --> 01:12:15.199
<v Speaker 2>Or you've literally just lied out of your arse in

1337
01:12:15.199 --> 01:12:18.439
<v Speaker 2>front of absolutely everybody. So I just want to add

1338
01:12:18.479 --> 01:12:21.439
<v Speaker 2>that on because it was just an amazing from any.

1339
01:12:22.279 --> 01:12:27.680
<v Speaker 1>He wouldn't get that under Howard Webb's pug mall, yeah,

1340
01:12:27.720 --> 01:12:32.800
<v Speaker 1>I'm pleased you spoke about that. Mike Trout absolutely all class.

1341
01:12:32.920 --> 01:12:34.640
<v Speaker 1>I'm going to stick up a little bit for that guy.

1342
01:12:34.960 --> 01:12:37.560
<v Speaker 1>I don't think he was anywhere nearing the realm of

1343
01:12:37.640 --> 01:12:40.840
<v Speaker 1>Austin Kappa Bianco. I think you're I think Russian blood

1344
01:12:40.880 --> 01:12:42.760
<v Speaker 1>to the head is exactly the right phrase. He just

1345
01:12:42.880 --> 01:12:45.279
<v Speaker 1>was like, I'm leaning over, I've got this, and completely

1346
01:12:45.319 --> 01:12:48.359
<v Speaker 1>didn't notice that Mike Trout was basically had his glove

1347
01:12:48.479 --> 01:12:51.479
<v Speaker 1>directly under his hand. It wasn't like I'm going to

1348
01:12:51.520 --> 01:12:54.920
<v Speaker 1>win this. Yeah, and he loved absolutely mortified as soon

1349
01:12:54.920 --> 01:12:55.920
<v Speaker 1>as he recognized what.

1350
01:12:55.920 --> 01:12:58.159
<v Speaker 2>Was going on, didn't he the guy was probably willing

1351
01:12:58.199 --> 01:12:59.560
<v Speaker 2>to steal it from a child, but not from a

1352
01:12:59.560 --> 01:13:00.359
<v Speaker 2>major league player.

1353
01:13:02.520 --> 01:13:05.640
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I mean, god, look, we've got no bads left,

1354
01:13:05.640 --> 01:13:07.960
<v Speaker 1>so we can't talk about that Pillock stealing it from

1355
01:13:07.960 --> 01:13:09.680
<v Speaker 1>emerginal like players.

1356
01:13:10.199 --> 01:13:11.560
<v Speaker 3>That's good, isn't it? Anyway?

1357
01:13:11.760 --> 01:13:14.199
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we're not talking about that Pillic probably, but.

1358
01:13:16.920 --> 01:13:20.119
<v Speaker 1>Russell talk about something good. Let's not talk about Zach Campbell.

1359
01:13:22.239 --> 01:13:24.920
<v Speaker 2>I don't know if you guys have seen recently this season,

1360
01:13:25.439 --> 01:13:28.479
<v Speaker 2>David Lauri has done a really awesome series on Fangrafts,

1361
01:13:28.520 --> 01:13:32.800
<v Speaker 2>which is going through scouting reports with major league players

1362
01:13:32.840 --> 01:13:36.079
<v Speaker 2>like four or five years, six years afterwards, and kind

1363
01:13:36.079 --> 01:13:40.199
<v Speaker 2>of like chatting them through. They're not like particularly long articles,

1364
01:13:40.199 --> 01:13:41.520
<v Speaker 2>and I think there's been like six or seven of

1365
01:13:41.560 --> 01:13:45.680
<v Speaker 2>them up now. This one's with like Cody Bellinger like

1366
01:13:45.760 --> 01:13:47.439
<v Speaker 2>to say that the name another one like quite a

1367
01:13:47.439 --> 01:13:49.439
<v Speaker 2>few others, like the one with Eric Feddey was the

1368
01:13:49.479 --> 01:13:52.520
<v Speaker 2>latest one that went up like today. I've really loved

1369
01:13:52.520 --> 01:13:55.960
<v Speaker 2>the series. I think it's such a clever way of

1370
01:13:56.039 --> 01:13:57.439
<v Speaker 2>kind of like just kind of like having like a

1371
01:13:57.479 --> 01:13:59.640
<v Speaker 2>quick chat with a player and talking about something that

1372
01:13:59.760 --> 01:14:02.800
<v Speaker 2>just the not something they've probably discussed multiple times before.

1373
01:14:03.399 --> 01:14:06.239
<v Speaker 2>I've not seen this format before. It may have been done,

1374
01:14:06.279 --> 01:14:08.479
<v Speaker 2>but I've never seen it. So I think it's like

1375
01:14:08.880 --> 01:14:10.479
<v Speaker 2>it's a cool little thing to kind of hear them

1376
01:14:10.520 --> 01:14:12.359
<v Speaker 2>talk about, Like, yeah, that's how I would have thought

1377
01:14:12.359 --> 01:14:15.960
<v Speaker 2>about myself when I was like coming through college or

1378
01:14:16.000 --> 01:14:18.800
<v Speaker 2>whatever and talking through with like talking through with fed

1379
01:14:18.840 --> 01:14:21.720
<v Speaker 2>A being like, yeah, obviously before we had TJ pretty

1380
01:14:21.800 --> 01:14:23.880
<v Speaker 2>much right before the draft, he was being talked about

1381
01:14:23.920 --> 01:14:26.119
<v Speaker 2>being drafted at the same place as like Jeff Hoffman

1382
01:14:26.199 --> 01:14:30.079
<v Speaker 2>and Aaron Nola and all of that. So really would

1383
01:14:30.079 --> 01:14:31.880
<v Speaker 2>to just people go go and read these kind of

1384
01:14:31.880 --> 01:14:34.039
<v Speaker 2>like groups of articles that I found them really fun,

1385
01:14:34.199 --> 01:14:36.720
<v Speaker 2>and yeah, it's always good to kind of like get

1386
01:14:36.720 --> 01:14:40.439
<v Speaker 2>something new when it comes to baseball writing great recommendation.

1387
01:14:40.680 --> 01:14:42.600
<v Speaker 1>I've not seen him, and I'm definitely going to hot

1388
01:14:42.600 --> 01:14:47.520
<v Speaker 1>foot my way over. Okay, well, God it spins around

1389
01:14:47.520 --> 01:14:52.000
<v Speaker 1>to me to put the top on after my start

1390
01:14:52.039 --> 01:14:55.279
<v Speaker 1>my big run up. I haven't done a big run

1391
01:14:55.359 --> 01:14:56.880
<v Speaker 1>up for a while at the start of the pod,

1392
01:14:57.000 --> 01:14:59.199
<v Speaker 1>and I kind of spoiled for choice. I mean I

1393
01:14:59.239 --> 01:15:03.239
<v Speaker 1>wanted I almost put Jeff Hoffman blowing a kiss at

1394
01:15:03.279 --> 01:15:07.199
<v Speaker 1>the Orioles Dugout. I thought that was absolutely amazing. I

1395
01:15:07.239 --> 01:15:11.800
<v Speaker 1>almost went for the extraordinary starts of the season from

1396
01:15:12.359 --> 01:15:15.960
<v Speaker 1>either the second or the actual most handsome man in baseball,

1397
01:15:16.039 --> 01:15:19.840
<v Speaker 1>e Jong Ho. It's either him or Atani. Let's be honest.

1398
01:15:20.119 --> 01:15:22.119
<v Speaker 1>He's been brilliant and it was such a shame we

1399
01:15:22.159 --> 01:15:24.199
<v Speaker 1>didn't get to see him properly in his rookie season.

1400
01:15:25.239 --> 01:15:27.079
<v Speaker 1>I'm really glad he's going to be a big part

1401
01:15:27.119 --> 01:15:29.800
<v Speaker 1>of the Giants because he's a really fun player and

1402
01:15:29.840 --> 01:15:32.359
<v Speaker 1>as I said, just very handsome ladin He But no,

1403
01:15:32.479 --> 01:15:34.600
<v Speaker 1>I want to talk about Aaron Judge. He has been

1404
01:15:34.640 --> 01:15:39.159
<v Speaker 1>announced as the captain of the USA World Baseball Classic

1405
01:15:39.239 --> 01:15:42.279
<v Speaker 1>squad for the twenty twenty six tournament. Those of you

1406
01:15:42.439 --> 01:15:45.239
<v Speaker 1>who know this podcast well know we're rather big fans

1407
01:15:45.279 --> 01:15:49.079
<v Speaker 1>of that setup. And Great Britain's going to be back

1408
01:15:49.159 --> 01:15:51.840
<v Speaker 1>in the World Baseball Classic again and we are in

1409
01:15:52.119 --> 01:15:56.520
<v Speaker 1>the same pool as the World Baseball Classic, as the

1410
01:15:56.600 --> 01:15:59.439
<v Speaker 1>USA in the World Baseball Classic, and yeah, that means

1411
01:15:59.479 --> 01:16:01.680
<v Speaker 1>that Great Britain's going to get to play Aaron Judge.

1412
01:16:01.720 --> 01:16:04.640
<v Speaker 1>I think that's fun. But it's just fun that Aaron

1413
01:16:04.720 --> 01:16:06.800
<v Speaker 1>Judge wants to play. He didn't play last time. He

1414
01:16:06.920 --> 01:16:09.760
<v Speaker 1>was probably the biggest star that didn't play in the

1415
01:16:09.880 --> 01:16:15.199
<v Speaker 1>USA squad. Harper did, Mike Trout did so. Yeah, cudos

1416
01:16:15.199 --> 01:16:18.920
<v Speaker 1>to Major League Baseball, Cudos to coach de Rosa for

1417
01:16:19.000 --> 01:16:22.720
<v Speaker 1>getting Judge to sign up and to take the reins

1418
01:16:22.760 --> 01:16:27.039
<v Speaker 1>skippering the squad. It's good that the signature international tournament

1419
01:16:27.119 --> 01:16:30.520
<v Speaker 1>of the sport should have the best players in it,

1420
01:16:30.560 --> 01:16:32.880
<v Speaker 1>and the USA have never quite pulled their white. So

1421
01:16:34.159 --> 01:16:37.800
<v Speaker 1>great to see Judge. I'm assuming Russell that you're quite

1422
01:16:37.840 --> 01:16:42.640
<v Speaker 1>excited to see whether or not he can get Tyler

1423
01:16:42.720 --> 01:16:43.720
<v Speaker 1>Visa out of the infield.

1424
01:16:44.199 --> 01:16:45.840
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. That's that's where you kind of think about it.

1425
01:16:45.920 --> 01:16:47.600
<v Speaker 2>You're talking about, like, who are these guys. They're going

1426
01:16:47.600 --> 01:16:50.920
<v Speaker 2>to get their opportunity to face this and do well.

1427
01:16:51.319 --> 01:16:54.159
<v Speaker 2>I think obviously the real fun side to me for

1428
01:16:54.199 --> 01:16:57.239
<v Speaker 2>this is that like this is I think an attempt

1429
01:16:57.520 --> 01:17:00.720
<v Speaker 2>very early from like there and out de Rosa, like

1430
01:17:00.760 --> 01:17:04.720
<v Speaker 2>a few days beforehand. Now announcing like Judge, I think this,

1431
01:17:05.199 --> 01:17:07.039
<v Speaker 2>I don't know whether it's deliberately or not, will put

1432
01:17:07.079 --> 01:17:10.840
<v Speaker 2>pressure on a lot of other players to be like you,

1433
01:17:10.960 --> 01:17:13.119
<v Speaker 2>we're gonna freaking take this seriously. We want we want

1434
01:17:13.159 --> 01:17:15.319
<v Speaker 2>you involved. I've already seen Tyler Glass now say that

1435
01:17:15.319 --> 01:17:18.319
<v Speaker 2>he wants to pitch, which is probably like exactly not

1436
01:17:18.359 --> 01:17:21.439
<v Speaker 2>what the Dodgers wanted to happen, But like that's already

1437
01:17:21.520 --> 01:17:24.399
<v Speaker 2>basically Tyler Glass now pitched for the Team USA last

1438
01:17:24.560 --> 01:17:26.560
<v Speaker 2>last well or Baseball Classical, he would have been their

1439
01:17:26.600 --> 01:17:29.960
<v Speaker 2>number one pitcher, So like that a.

1440
01:17:29.960 --> 01:17:32.399
<v Speaker 1>Bit better than Adam Wine, right, wouldn't That's what.

1441
01:17:32.399 --> 01:17:36.840
<v Speaker 2>They were missing. The hitters went last year a few exceptions,

1442
01:17:36.840 --> 01:17:38.880
<v Speaker 2>but basically like the pitches didn't, and the pitches you

1443
01:17:38.920 --> 01:17:41.000
<v Speaker 2>can sometimes understand why it's just a spring training it's

1444
01:17:41.000 --> 01:17:44.119
<v Speaker 2>about to go. It is. But with Otani, with Yamamoto,

1445
01:17:44.600 --> 01:17:47.119
<v Speaker 2>with Sasaki, I imagine they're all gonna go play for

1446
01:17:47.159 --> 01:17:51.840
<v Speaker 2>Samurai Japan In. So like the Dodgers are going to be,

1447
01:17:51.880 --> 01:17:55.279
<v Speaker 2>like our rotation is all basically pitching in the World

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<v Speaker 2>Baseball Classic.

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<v Speaker 1>It's going to be quite difficult for them to say

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<v Speaker 1>no to Tayler Glass. So equally, it's going to be

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<v Speaker 1>very difficult for the New York Yankees to say no

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<v Speaker 1>to Jazz Chisholm when Aaron Judge has been announced, which

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<v Speaker 1>is obviously extraordinarily good news for Great Britain. So don't

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<v Speaker 1>get injured again, Jazz for crying out loud. We rather

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<v Speaker 1>missed you last time.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's the only thing we've got to hope for.

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<v Speaker 2>The only major rule, but basically I think is if

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<v Speaker 2>they spent more than ninety days on the IL in

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<v Speaker 2>the previous season, the team has the right not to

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<v Speaker 2>allow the player to go to the tournament. That's pretty

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<v Speaker 2>much the only thing that stops it, apart from teams

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<v Speaker 2>fucking around with arbitration.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so great news that Judge is going to be there,

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<v Speaker 1>and fingers crossed for Jazz. I think that's a hopeful

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<v Speaker 1>situation for us. We'll be a lot more World Baseball

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<v Speaker 1>Classic talk between now and next March. We need to

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<v Speaker 1>have a coach. We haven't talked about coach Spencer. We

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<v Speaker 1>will talk about Coach Spencer plenty between now and next March.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's see who the next one's going to be excited

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<v Speaker 1>to find out. Maybe I was hoping maybe Mark Durris

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<v Speaker 1>would come for us, but you know we can do

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<v Speaker 1>better than that. Great Chats, it's been a pleasure as always.

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<v Speaker 1>Why when it's you two, is it always long? Gov's

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<v Speaker 1>going to be so unhappy yourself? Yeah, exactly, and Rob,

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<v Speaker 1>it's been a pleasure I would ask you if you're

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<v Speaker 1>writing anything, but you're not, so yeah, please like subscribe

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<v Speaker 1>to this podcast. It really does help spread the word

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