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Speaker 1: Invite you to sen bime, relax and enjoy Amos Andy. Well,
Speaker 1: it's the fall season rolls around once again. Let us
Speaker 1: look in on the home of the Kingfish and his wife,
Speaker 1: Sapphire or Stevens. The time is new. The Kingfish has
Speaker 1: just come home for lunch to find Sapphire packing her bag.
Speaker 4: Haw hah, what you doing?
Speaker 2: Stuff? And you're clothing the suit kids.
Speaker 4: There.
Speaker 5: I'm taking a little ship to Chicago to visit Mama.
Speaker 5: You know, George, I ain't seen her for almost five years.
Speaker 5: I wonder what she looks like now.
Speaker 2: Oh well, don't get your hopes too high. Once you
Speaker 2: look like a walrust, you always look like a Walrust. Oh,
Speaker 2: I'm so anxious to see her.
Speaker 5: She rickon that she's got a job working in the
Speaker 5: florist shop, and it makes us so happy to be
Speaker 5: surrounded by flower.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know what make me happy? As heere that
Speaker 4: way myself. That'll do.
Speaker 5: I don't want to hear another one about it. Now,
Speaker 5: listen here, George, something you just gotta do for me
Speaker 5: while I'm gone. I was that there's an old school
Speaker 5: time my mind gets in town tomorrow from Georgia by
Speaker 5: the name of Alula. Her husband's pass on last year,
Speaker 5: and she's coming up here to look around for another husband.
Speaker 5: And we got a helper.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, what you want me to do, buddy? I
Speaker 2: want you to introduce.
Speaker 5: Her to some nice, edible bachelor cause none of them
Speaker 5: bombs over at that large hall.
Speaker 4: Yeah, what does this uh Lula may look like?
Speaker 5: Well, she happens to wait two hundred and twenty five,
Speaker 5: we say, see, here's a picture of her. She sent
Speaker 5: me with the letter, and I'm.
Speaker 2: Gonna see the pitcher holdly, Michael. Compared to her, a
Speaker 2: hippopotamus is a delicate preacher George.
Speaker 5: We gotta get my girls trying our hustle.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, I ain't gonna introduce her to nobody.
Speaker 5: Well, if you don't, then I ain't going and I'll
Speaker 5: have i'm'a visit us.
Speaker 4: Visit us.
Speaker 2: We thought you had done blackmailed me into it.
Speaker 1: Well, Henry land Porter, come in, I ain't seed you
Speaker 1: for money. Oh charming to see you can't pay?
Speaker 4: How come he Henry? Did you have a nice some
Speaker 4: of them?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yes, we had a long motor triff. We went from
Speaker 1: here out to California that she's.
Speaker 2: Got the place where they have the big redwood Joe
Speaker 2: Cemetery park. And then we canhandled through Texas and handed
Speaker 2: up with white soft York pray. Like you had quite
Speaker 2: a trip there, son, Oh yes, how about you, Keith Vince?
Speaker 3: Did you just get the heat of the city this summer?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, me and my wife Sofa went up on
Speaker 2: the roof a couple of times, throwing the hose on
Speaker 2: each other. Tephire taking a little trip now thor she
Speaker 2: left yesterday for mothers, thank god.
Speaker 6: Nows.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well you should be all smile.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it got a tough job. He me Tphire's
Speaker 2: got a girl friend that gets in town the day
Speaker 2: that wants to getting married, and Tafhai wants me introducer
Speaker 2: to some legible basket.
Speaker 1: If a gale built like an elephant by the name
Speaker 1: of h Lula made Simpson just come up from Georgia,
Speaker 1: Lula may Simpson. Wait a minute, Wait a minute, there
Speaker 1: there's a night I'm in the society column about her
Speaker 1: on today's newspaper.
Speaker 2: In the society column, Yes, and it says she.
Speaker 1: Was left at twenty thousand dollars a stake by her
Speaker 1: late husband, and she's planning to spend the empire willer
Speaker 1: in our city twenty thousand dollars.
Speaker 4: You know, he man.
Speaker 2: If I could find some guy to marry her, I
Speaker 2: could collect the marriage.
Speaker 4: Broker see I see you on use to see. I
Speaker 4: wonder who I could get.
Speaker 1: Well, I ain't got the faintish idea, but I had
Speaker 1: just seen him walking towards.
Speaker 2: The pool room. So anglers at the pool hall hung, Yes,
Speaker 2: you don't, King Fish. Maybe this scheme of yours will
Speaker 2: work if you get him together. Maybe Dan Cupid.
Speaker 4: Will hit Handy with the arrow.
Speaker 2: Say well, if you don't hit Handy, he's then he
Speaker 2: can't misluling me.
Speaker 7: I'll tell you that.
Speaker 2: Now and then to come into office.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: If I could just make him think that I as
Speaker 1: a marriage broken, maybe I can stick him with that
Speaker 1: pat gall lulu me and that way you get a
Speaker 1: cut at twenty thousand.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, come now, I'll get on the telephone.
Speaker 3: Ah there, king fish, what you doing?
Speaker 2: I was a marriage broke and there with clients all
Speaker 2: over the world. There's a six shortage of women right now.
Speaker 2: I was waiting for a long distance calls from Australia.
Speaker 2: Wait a minute, he come now, Hello, who is this Australia?
Speaker 2: Or hello Ally? No, or you say you was at
Speaker 2: the church waiting to get married and you can't find
Speaker 2: a way. Huh. But that's too bad.
Speaker 4: He see there were my advice.
Speaker 2: He is to grab the press, good looking kangaroo that
Speaker 2: comes along. Are they all spooking for huh? All this
Speaker 2: shortage is really worldwide. No, I can't help you. Well, goodbye,
Speaker 2: happy boom rank and all that stuff.
Speaker 1: See everybody, they things, what is this word worldwide?
Speaker 4: Thet thing you're talking about?
Speaker 2: Oh andy, it's the shortage of women. You know, of
Speaker 2: course that there's a shortage of women I.
Speaker 1: Would say that one night took out last night only
Speaker 1: come up to my belt buckle.
Speaker 4: No, no, and I mean that they are enough women.
Speaker 3: To go around.
Speaker 4: Ain't you heard about it?
Speaker 1: No, the drought ain't hit me yet. I was just
Speaker 1: figuring the other night on the basis of smoochen. This
Speaker 1: has been my best year since nineteen forty one.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, there's a shortage. And a matter of fact,
Speaker 2: statistics prove that within the next ten years, if the
Speaker 2: shortage of women keeps up, one or other the five
Speaker 2: babies will be born without a mother.
Speaker 1: What are they doing about the situation?
Speaker 2: Well, with the shortage in this part of the country,
Speaker 2: we has got to bring women from another part of
Speaker 2: the country where they got along. Did you see all
Speaker 2: the situation is bad?
Speaker 1: And well maybe I ought to do something about this
Speaker 1: shortage of women.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're right now, you use my pal. Maybe I
Speaker 2: can help you.
Speaker 4: Let me look at my list here we remember I
Speaker 4: got hold him Moses.
Speaker 1: You was in Lutch.
Speaker 2: There's one that's just been imported from Georgia that's worth
Speaker 2: twenty thousand dollars in cats. Twenty thousand dollars. Sounds like
Speaker 2: she's a lovely woman.
Speaker 3: I'll take her.
Speaker 1: What you look like?
Speaker 2: Her name is Lula Maya Simpson, or maybe I got
Speaker 2: a picture of it here. Yeah, yeah, she is right here.
Speaker 2: I look at that.
Speaker 1: Wow, the way she's puffed out there, she must have
Speaker 1: that twenty thousand dollars round away is one dollar bill.
Speaker 4: She a little fat in this picture in there.
Speaker 2: But if photographer took what it's called the double expoos
Speaker 2: you you see. Yeah, but I tell you, and if
Speaker 2: for twenty thousand dollars, you can forget a.
Speaker 1: Little blubber you know, Oh Jean Chris, I couldn't even
Speaker 1: get my arms around her waist.
Speaker 2: Yes you can at your time. It right, just watch
Speaker 2: your breathing and catch on the in heel. That's she
Speaker 2: got twenty thousand dollars.
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 3: Where does she make all that.
Speaker 1: Money at raftling? Oh no, she's a mighty big woman.
Speaker 2: And look here you just judging by the surface underneath
Speaker 2: that fat, you're probably very skinny. Yeah, yeah, that's right,
Speaker 2: you know. And that's twenty thousand dollars to putting me
Speaker 2: on easy street. Well, now look here, you don't get
Speaker 2: the whole twenty Now wait a minute. You see there's
Speaker 2: a marriage broker. See fifty percent. You gotta split that
Speaker 2: money with me.
Speaker 3: It's fifty percent.
Speaker 1: Ain't that a lot? Oh?
Speaker 4: No, no, well, don't forget I gonna I gonna help you.
Speaker 2: Now split dispensers of the courtship with us.
Speaker 4: Oh, the cost of the engagement ring and all that stuff.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but how come you're taking fifty percent.
Speaker 2: Or that's defeat that by the government and on all
Speaker 2: marriages where the broker arranges the marriage before the groom
Speaker 2: ever sees the pride or that's in the constitution.
Speaker 4: That's what they called the figure the pocas.
Speaker 3: Okay, it's the deal. I'll give you fifty percent. You'll
Speaker 3: think this thing is gonna work out.
Speaker 2: Good from the King of Oh and with all that though,
Speaker 2: you be going.
Speaker 8: Around saying, uh, the money, it's gone up your hands.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be a great Hello Lujah, brother Angel, send.
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Speaker 6: It's a far away on to say that's gonna be
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Speaker 2: Well, hello, dany, what you doing standing there inside the
Speaker 2: short it's Barbercat.
Speaker 1: Hello, Amos, I'm waiting for the kingfish. Did you hear
Speaker 1: the big news about me?
Speaker 2: About you know?
Speaker 1: I ain't.
Speaker 4: And there, what's happened to you?
Speaker 3: I'm gonna get an up to later.
Speaker 2: Uh you know what? That that got me a little there?
Speaker 1: What you're gonna get well to en ignorant fellow like you?
Speaker 1: That means not gonna get married. In other words, Amos,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna enter in the holy deadline.
Speaker 2: Tell me there, So why is this happening all of
Speaker 2: a sudden?
Speaker 3: Listen, Amos.
Speaker 1: In ten years that are gonna be five babies born
Speaker 1: to every short mother.
Speaker 2: I don't want exactly understand what you're talking about. And there,
Speaker 2: who is you marrying?
Speaker 1: Well, you just got in town from Georgia in a pool.
Speaker 3: She's a big I got my constitutional rights.
Speaker 2: Sorry, I don't understand this man.
Speaker 3: Well, don't worry it.
Speaker 1: I was getting twenty thousand dollars worth a blobber. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there comes to Keith Fish.
Speaker 3: Now, I'll see you later.
Speaker 2: They will drop over to the house some time after
Speaker 2: you have your head with them.
Speaker 1: And so long yeah, I'll do that so long.
Speaker 3: Hi Kith Frish.
Speaker 4: Hello there, And I say, Loosten, you didn't tell him
Speaker 4: it was too much digit.
Speaker 1: Oh he's so I ignorant. You don't know what I'm
Speaker 1: talking about.
Speaker 4: No way, Well come on, let's get on in the
Speaker 4: barber shop here and see shorty.
Speaker 3: Ah sure well there is.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll be gods on. Look who has what's cooked?
Speaker 1: As you did?
Speaker 2: I was gonna high all, hey, shorty, tell me this.
Speaker 2: Did you have a nice summer?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, three kind fellaws.
Speaker 7: I spent my vacation last someone on a farm.
Speaker 2: And yeah, that's why I wouldn't lose my touch as
Speaker 2: a barber.
Speaker 7: I got kept in practice by shaving the goots.
Speaker 2: Around the place, shaving the cool Yeah.
Speaker 7: I lad read the goots, goat my wresh and shaved
Speaker 7: as clean as a whistle.
Speaker 2: I I must have saved a three dozen gold.
Speaker 1: Well did all the practice help you out? Now that
Speaker 1: you're back in the barber shop?
Speaker 7: I don't know ain't how to go to come in here?
Speaker 1: Wait man, now, look here, shorty, look here, We're gonna
Speaker 1: let you in on a secret. Yeah, I'm gonna marry
Speaker 1: a rich woman with twenty thousand dollars.
Speaker 2: Well, congratulate, Yeah, and I want you to give hand
Speaker 2: a good hair cutting the shild Yeah.
Speaker 4: He going over to meet her for the first time.
Speaker 3: Oh, charl I'll pick you up.
Speaker 7: And by the way, and he you didn't want her,
Speaker 7: You didn't want to let her think that you use
Speaker 7: after her money.
Speaker 1: Tell her that you was a rich man too.
Speaker 4: Hey, and that's a good idea. We'll put on the
Speaker 4: dog with her. Tell her you as a Texas millionaire.
Speaker 2: I mean, you know, something fellaw.
Speaker 7: I was caught in the girl Wilson. I didn't know
Speaker 7: how to make them pressure on. And a friend of
Speaker 7: mine told me to caught her with music.
Speaker 1: Music.
Speaker 3: Well, well, what'd you do?
Speaker 7: Well, I don't judge like them wrong man to troop
Speaker 7: with dogs of old. I got me a gift her
Speaker 7: and I serenaded Hand on her balcony. I stood out
Speaker 7: there in the moonlighting with my beautiful voice outside.
Speaker 5: Oh, so.
Speaker 2: Hey, that's great, Shanny. What did the girl say?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 2: She she said that.
Speaker 7: She said, shorty, that got the most beautiful years.
Speaker 2: You got the sweetest worth half. I could look you singing,
Speaker 2: fell you, you got you stop the muse. Well and
Speaker 2: here Lula Maya's apartment. Now, remember you was a wealthy
Speaker 2: retired oil man from Texas and you ain't interested in money.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I'll put on the dog all right, Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm knock on the door here.
Speaker 3: You know, King Fish, i'd.
Speaker 1: Feel better about this whole thing of that Lula may
Speaker 1: wasn't so fast well, and the Lula.
Speaker 2: Maya's size might be in your favor. Remember the pigo
Speaker 2: Deer's boy, the hearted it fall in the side.
Speaker 1: Hey, King Fish, Hey, the buildings is shaken, must be
Speaker 1: a earthquake.
Speaker 2: Lula may coming to the door with them in?
Speaker 1: Why Nester, Steve, I do Tommy?
Speaker 2: Why? Thank you? Missus Simpson, thank you, come on in.
Speaker 3: And if you think the rooming up in there with
Speaker 3: a drill, oh.
Speaker 2: Mister Simpson, uh me, I present you with Longhorn Brown.
Speaker 4: He is the retired marked a millionaire from Texas.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 2: He's the fellow in the society. Call him the first
Speaker 2: to a filthy rich Brown.
Speaker 10: Well, inteed a pleasure, mister Brown. I've never met a
Speaker 10: genuine Texans before.
Speaker 6: Uh.
Speaker 10: Likewise, Brown, I just got here from Georgia and New
Speaker 10: York is so huge it makes me feel positively tiny.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's quite a trick, all right.
Speaker 10: Mister Stevers told me on the phone this morning that
Speaker 10: on your property dine in Texas you had a.
Speaker 5: Lot of cattle and oil.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, there was so much oil on the place
Speaker 1: that cattle had to wear a skip chains.
Speaker 10: Okay, I guess you can make a lot of money
Speaker 10: in the oil and cattle business.
Speaker 2: Yeah, not only yeah, well in carol business. But he's
Speaker 2: got millions of other things too. Now let's see.
Speaker 4: Uh, you made a lot of money in uh in.
Speaker 2: Lumber too, didn't you.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I sure did.
Speaker 1: They discovered trees on my property.
Speaker 3: That's that's Texas is really some state.
Speaker 6: All right.
Speaker 10: Oh, you Texans always stand up for Texas.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, if you was in the saddle twelve hours
Speaker 1: a day, you'd be glad to stand up for anything.
Speaker 1: By the way, along on, Uh, what was that general
Speaker 1: thing you've done the other day that showed that you
Speaker 1: don't care nothing more money?
Speaker 3: Oh you mean last Thursday when I give away.
Speaker 1: The Grand Canyon.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's the one I meant. So I I
Speaker 2: got too many miss coemps. Miss Brown is in New
Speaker 2: York for the social season, you know, parties, theaters, going
Speaker 2: to the opera and symphonies.
Speaker 5: Oh, then you're interested in music.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, there's mister Brown is always flopping up that culture.
Speaker 2: So yeah, yeah, Well, Terremy, what is your take in symphony?
Speaker 3: I don't know, I never say or nothing.
Speaker 2: I forgot to tell you, missus Brown, your travel agent
Speaker 2: pul this morning and wanted to know if you was
Speaker 2: going to you go on to Queen Mary or.
Speaker 4: The Queen Elizabeth.
Speaker 3: Oh ye, well did you take care of him?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I told him to buy a four Pope would
Speaker 2: make up your mind when he got down to the
Speaker 2: pill else.
Speaker 1: The Shifty Year.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, he visits the Riviera every year.
Speaker 2: You see, mister Brown. Here's got a chattool over there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, next year, I'm going to build a house on
Speaker 1: it too.
Speaker 10: Brown, You're one of the most charming men I ever met.
Speaker 10: I do hope i'll see your game.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, well you will love miss Simpson half fall.
Speaker 2: I don't think Miss Brown will hold it against you
Speaker 2: just cause you only got twenty thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I have always wanted to get to know
Speaker 1: the poor people's dotter.
Speaker 4: Well we must be gevens with buying Ms Simpson millionaire Brown.
Speaker 2: He's got to get back to his office at the
Speaker 2: stock Market. By the way Brown House the ticket to day.
Speaker 1: Well, I was a little worried at first, but the
Speaker 1: doctor found out it was just gas.
Speaker 4: Well colong with Simpson.
Speaker 2: Boy. Wait a minute, i'msus Brown out. There was something
Speaker 2: you wanted to ask missus Simpsons.
Speaker 1: There was. Yeah, I remember you were telling me how
Speaker 1: the nightful it would be if you and her had suffered.
Speaker 4: Together this evening.
Speaker 10: Oh that would be lovely, mister Brown.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, don't cook nothing special. I'll just pick the potluck.
Speaker 2: Well, good morning, Come in, brother, and I well, I
Speaker 2: ain't seed you for about five dars. Love a boy. Uh,
Speaker 2: we have got that which were in the bag.
Speaker 4: He was done.
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, King Fish, Wait a minute, I ain't
Speaker 1: told you what done happened last night?
Speaker 4: Hold in, Michael, now wait a minute.
Speaker 1: I don't like to look on your face and don't
Speaker 1: tell me that you don't put the skids on all
Speaker 1: that money we're getting. Well, you know, Kingfish, I've been
Speaker 1: porting Lulu May in the daytime and kissing normal other
Speaker 1: gals goodbye at night.
Speaker 2: Enshel, just like any other honest man would do.
Speaker 1: Go ahead, But you know, last night I took a
Speaker 1: cute little gal of the movie there. I wanted to
Speaker 1: get in some last minute scooching before I married Lula May.
Speaker 1: And the Drift's belt that's in. Anyway, we were sitting
Speaker 1: there smooching, and when the lights went on, somebody started
Speaker 1: beating me over the head with an umbro. I looked
Speaker 1: around and it was Lula May sitting right behind me.
Speaker 1: I could see them.
Speaker 2: And why did you do a thing like that? I
Speaker 2: had some pawn of furniture to raise two hundred and
Speaker 2: fifty dollars, bought you that diamond engagement ring. It for
Speaker 2: you to give a or we is in a mess.
Speaker 2: We got to get ahold of stone wall the joy
Speaker 2: right a week, we'll get out.
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Speaker 11: Yeah, I'm sorry I was late for I've been in
Speaker 11: court the day depending a woman clients.
Speaker 4: Uh what happened?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 11: So Iman called me up and asked me if I
Speaker 11: went defender in court and I give her some tips
Speaker 11: on how to beat the cake.
Speaker 2: Uh huh, yeah, go ahead.
Speaker 11: I told I couldn't get there til the last minute,
Speaker 11: but I give her something advice on the phone and
Speaker 11: told her how that I growing up to the witness thing.
Speaker 2: I told her roll eyes.
Speaker 11: At the jury and smiled and wink at the jersey
Speaker 11: wear form fit and fat.
Speaker 1: And dressed with the shell nieln hole.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she come out.
Speaker 2: She lost the cage I an't know she was ninety
Speaker 2: three years old.
Speaker 4: Well, we just going on.
Speaker 2: Look here, uh uh, we's got a problem to you know.
Speaker 2: You see, I'm gonna tell.
Speaker 4: You a secret, you huh.
Speaker 2: And when he's some of his place on it. You see,
Speaker 2: Andy is engaged to wealthy with hers. And last night
Speaker 2: she caught him smooching in a moving picture shoulder with
Speaker 2: another gap. She was sitting right behind him, and I
Speaker 2: sit there with another gal right up in front of her,
Speaker 2: smooching there. And now she won't even talk to him.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: The funny thing is she's worth twenty thousand bucks.
Speaker 2: Who talks to you?
Speaker 11: Why else you play on her sympathy? Let me say
Speaker 11: I saw a moon picture once while fellah had a
Speaker 11: fight with his gay and it went off.
Speaker 9: And joined the French Foreign Legions.
Speaker 2: And when his gall heard by that, she was so
Speaker 2: broken herley she fis give him for everything? Hey, Andy,
Speaker 2: that is this.
Speaker 4: We'll get Lula made to think that you was in.
Speaker 2: The French Foreign Legion. I got an old lord uniform
Speaker 2: a home.
Speaker 4: We'll fix it up a little.
Speaker 2: And then when you walked in with it on you,
Speaker 2: you throw us around a little French, you know, you
Speaker 2: say people are France and sailor here and.
Speaker 4: All that stuff.
Speaker 11: You know that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's good.
Speaker 1: You'll get Lula Mayor with the lodge a king sick
Speaker 1: and I'll come in all dressed up like a French soldier.
Speaker 2: Well stone Ward, you is really a palace. Don't forget
Speaker 2: to send out the bill for this.
Speaker 5: I wish all my clients was last year.
Speaker 9: Yeah, you know, I had one client.
Speaker 11: I worked like a dog to get him off on
Speaker 11: a murder charge.
Speaker 2: I give him the vantage of all of my legal excents.
Speaker 11: He was so ungratefully didn't even tell the bill I sent.
Speaker 2: Him, you need, defended him in the murder charge.
Speaker 4: Well, you know, maybe he didn't.
Speaker 2: The bill didn't even reach him.
Speaker 6: All.
Speaker 2: He's got it all right.
Speaker 11: I even got proof he was carrying the bill in
Speaker 11: his pocket.
Speaker 1: Well, I bet you tell this.
Speaker 2: Morning had come back from the things. Thing all starts
Speaker 2: around there now, Lula, men, just calm down where you please?
Speaker 2: Just calm down. I asked you to come over to
Speaker 2: my office here to tell you that and is broken
Speaker 2: hearted and he has done joined up with the French
Speaker 2: foreign legions.
Speaker 1: He's even wearing a uniform the French seign Legion.
Speaker 5: Why can hardly be leave us.
Speaker 2: That sounds like the French peign Legion knock. Now wait
Speaker 2: a minute, why.
Speaker 3: Excuse me, folks?
Speaker 1: As you see then the air rabs go through here.
Speaker 10: Hey, unifall you really joined the Prince Foreign Legion.
Speaker 1: I living in Lebrance the sailors and gear.
Speaker 5: Are you really going overseas?
Speaker 1: Yeah? So I'm going over the first ship of the
Speaker 1: legion I and I've done the most dangerous branch of
Speaker 1: the French Foreign Legion, the branch the guy is the gun.
Speaker 10: It sounds like I'll never see you again.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right, Lula man.
Speaker 1: Nobody that ever joins the Legion ever comes back there.
Speaker 2: In fact is they are so sure that you you
Speaker 2: getting knocked off that they send you in the battle
Speaker 2: with a coffin stop right on your back.
Speaker 4: That's what they do.
Speaker 10: You mean, has no hope of me ever seeing your game?
Speaker 1: I don't think so, you.
Speaker 2: See, Lula, made as Foreign Legion is the toughest that
Speaker 2: fit in the world. If you live long enough to
Speaker 2: get a discharge, they shoot you as a coward.
Speaker 1: That's right. The only way to save your own life
Speaker 1: is to commit suicide.
Speaker 2: Order is his very stad Lula and all this happened
Speaker 2: just because you broke his heart.
Speaker 10: Well, I'd like to hear an explanation of why he
Speaker 10: was out of another girl.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I like that, that's myself.
Speaker 2: Uh wait a much, Lula, may we can explain that.
Speaker 2: Uh you see uh that other girl that uh you
Speaker 2: see him with uh in the movie Pitt the show.
Speaker 2: Uh Uh uh that was uh Andrew's sister. That's right.
Speaker 3: Uh, come to think of what that was?
Speaker 2: My just all right, your sister? But why are you
Speaker 2: taking her to the movies? Uh?
Speaker 1: Well, now you see, Andrew's brother in law was out
Speaker 1: of town, and Andy was sort of taking his place
Speaker 1: and doing what he would do.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so why were you kissing her?
Speaker 6: Uh?
Speaker 2: Well, uh, you see, uh Andy can't help it in
Speaker 2: his brother in law. It's a little affectionate, you know,
Speaker 2: he can't help that.
Speaker 10: Well, but an existence to why didn't you explain.
Speaker 1: It last night? Well, it's pretty hard to talk when
Speaker 1: somebody's beating you over the head with umbrother.
Speaker 10: Well, and again I've decided.
Speaker 1: To forgive you.
Speaker 3: Oh this is great.
Speaker 1: Look here, honey, I don't bought you.
Speaker 3: You're engage with ring here?
Speaker 6: You is?
Speaker 2: Oh and that says won a real diamond there here,
Speaker 2: you know, and Lillo me digus to Dazyes, I nilloa
Speaker 2: you you me.
Speaker 3: It's just crazy about big fat you.
Speaker 2: Well cooks. Everything is all fit for the web.
Speaker 1: Yeah, stop by the telegraph office, the live the foreign leader.
Speaker 1: Not to count on me this time.
Speaker 2: Don't worry, my love birds. I'll send the staf telegram
Speaker 2: direct to General de Gaulstones. Well and there it took us.
Speaker 3: Just about a week to put over this whole thing.
Speaker 2: Tomorrow you married the rich witter and just to think
Speaker 2: we gets twenty thousand smack me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but this courtship is done cost me money.
Speaker 6: You know it.
Speaker 4: Well, don't forget.
Speaker 2: I put up two hundred and just the dollars of it.
Speaker 2: And I wore my hair for that twenty thousand dollars
Speaker 2: in fact. Yeah, well, Tiphi, when did you get back
Speaker 2: in town?
Speaker 5: I whoa George, Dear Hello Andy, I got in about.
Speaker 9: Two hours ago.
Speaker 2: Uhi, got a big surprise for her, some wonderful news.
Speaker 2: Your friend Lula May is getting married tomorrow.
Speaker 4: Why George, that's wonderful.
Speaker 5: Oh, I must go call her up.
Speaker 1: Oh and before I tell you about the groom, I
Speaker 1: just won't say that it was a lucky thing that
Speaker 1: that society call um told about her and herding twenty
Speaker 1: thousand dollars from her first husband. Oh, I'm so glad.
Speaker 5: I told her to put that in the paper so
Speaker 5: she can cook her rich husband.
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