WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:03.319 As this seems like Sunday, it is Sunday, you see, Andy, 2 00:00:03.359 --> 00:00:06.679 were on the radio now, Ever, Sunday on CBS for Rento. 3 00:00:06.799 --> 00:00:07.280 That's right. 4 00:00:07.559 --> 00:00:11.359 Rinsol, a new Rensol with soulium brings you the AMers 5 00:00:11.359 --> 00:00:26.320 and Andy show. Yes, Sir Rento, Le's hope that contains 6 00:00:26.320 --> 00:00:28.920 solium the sunlight ingredient brings you a full half hour 7 00:00:28.960 --> 00:00:33.039 of entertainment with Lulubin, Eddie Green, Jeff Alexander's Orchestra and Chorus, 8 00:00:33.280 --> 00:00:49.399 and radio's all time favorites. AMers Andy and I'll leave 9 00:00:49.439 --> 00:00:50.359 a Brothers company. 10 00:00:50.439 --> 00:00:51.960 The makers of Rento. 11 00:00:52.000 --> 00:01:05.200 Invite you to sen bime, relax and enjoy Amos Andy. Well, 12 00:01:05.280 --> 00:01:07.599 it's the fall season rolls around once again. Let us 13 00:01:07.640 --> 00:01:09.840 look in on the home of the Kingfish and his wife, 14 00:01:09.920 --> 00:01:13.200 Sapphire or Stevens. The time is new. The Kingfish has 15 00:01:13.280 --> 00:01:16.000 just come home for lunch to find Sapphire packing her bag. 16 00:01:17.120 --> 00:01:18.400 Haw hah, what you doing? 17 00:01:18.439 --> 00:01:19.920 Stuff? And you're clothing the suit kids. 18 00:01:19.959 --> 00:01:20.120 There. 19 00:01:20.480 --> 00:01:22.959 I'm taking a little ship to Chicago to visit Mama. 20 00:01:23.359 --> 00:01:26.200 You know, George, I ain't seen her for almost five years. 21 00:01:26.359 --> 00:01:27.840 I wonder what she looks like now. 22 00:01:28.040 --> 00:01:30.519 Oh well, don't get your hopes too high. Once you 23 00:01:30.560 --> 00:01:34.760 look like a walrust, you always look like a Walrust. Oh, 24 00:01:34.840 --> 00:01:36.400 I'm so anxious to see her. 25 00:01:36.719 --> 00:01:38.680 She rickon that she's got a job working in the 26 00:01:38.760 --> 00:01:41.120 florist shop, and it makes us so happy to be 27 00:01:41.280 --> 00:01:42.560 surrounded by flower. 28 00:01:42.879 --> 00:01:44.640 Yeah, you know what make me happy? As heere that 29 00:01:44.760 --> 00:01:48.719 way myself. That'll do. 30 00:01:49.280 --> 00:01:51.719 I don't want to hear another one about it. Now, 31 00:01:51.760 --> 00:01:54.159 listen here, George, something you just gotta do for me 32 00:01:54.239 --> 00:01:56.879 while I'm gone. I was that there's an old school 33 00:01:56.920 --> 00:01:59.280 time my mind gets in town tomorrow from Georgia by 34 00:01:59.280 --> 00:02:02.560 the name of Alula. Her husband's pass on last year, 35 00:02:02.599 --> 00:02:04.799 and she's coming up here to look around for another husband. 36 00:02:04.799 --> 00:02:05.879 And we got a helper. 37 00:02:06.200 --> 00:02:08.080 Yeah, well, what you want me to do, buddy? I 38 00:02:08.199 --> 00:02:09.639 want you to introduce. 39 00:02:09.240 --> 00:02:14.520 Her to some nice, edible bachelor cause none of them 40 00:02:14.560 --> 00:02:15.879 bombs over at that large hall. 41 00:02:15.960 --> 00:02:17.759 Yeah, what does this uh Lula may look like? 42 00:02:18.199 --> 00:02:20.639 Well, she happens to wait two hundred and twenty five, 43 00:02:20.719 --> 00:02:22.960 we say, see, here's a picture of her. She sent 44 00:02:23.039 --> 00:02:24.439 me with the letter, and I'm. 45 00:02:24.280 --> 00:02:27.680 Gonna see the pitcher holdly, Michael. Compared to her, a 46 00:02:27.759 --> 00:02:31.520 hippopotamus is a delicate preacher George. 47 00:02:31.599 --> 00:02:33.439 We gotta get my girls trying our hustle. 48 00:02:33.479 --> 00:02:35.400 Yeah, well, I ain't gonna introduce her to nobody. 49 00:02:35.479 --> 00:02:37.439 Well, if you don't, then I ain't going and I'll 50 00:02:37.439 --> 00:02:38.479 have i'm'a visit us. 51 00:02:38.599 --> 00:02:39.120 Visit us. 52 00:02:39.800 --> 00:02:41.759 We thought you had done blackmailed me into it. 53 00:02:47.639 --> 00:02:49.639 Well, Henry land Porter, come in, I ain't seed you 54 00:02:49.719 --> 00:02:51.800 for money. Oh charming to see you can't pay? 55 00:02:51.840 --> 00:02:53.319 How come he Henry? Did you have a nice some 56 00:02:53.400 --> 00:02:53.759 of them? 57 00:02:53.840 --> 00:02:54.039 Oh? 58 00:02:54.120 --> 00:02:56.919 Yes, we had a long motor triff. We went from 59 00:02:56.919 --> 00:02:58.479 here out to California that she's. 60 00:02:58.319 --> 00:03:00.280 Got the place where they have the big redwood Joe 61 00:03:00.280 --> 00:03:06.039 Cemetery park. And then we canhandled through Texas and handed 62 00:03:06.159 --> 00:03:10.120 up with white soft York pray. Like you had quite 63 00:03:10.120 --> 00:03:12.719 a trip there, son, Oh yes, how about you, Keith Vince? 64 00:03:12.840 --> 00:03:14.680 Did you just get the heat of the city this summer? 65 00:03:14.719 --> 00:03:16.800 Oh yeah, me and my wife Sofa went up on 66 00:03:16.840 --> 00:03:18.520 the roof a couple of times, throwing the hose on 67 00:03:18.599 --> 00:03:22.879 each other. Tephire taking a little trip now thor she 68 00:03:23.000 --> 00:03:24.599 left yesterday for mothers, thank god. 69 00:03:24.639 --> 00:03:24.800 Nows. 70 00:03:25.080 --> 00:03:26.639 Yeah, well you should be all smile. 71 00:03:26.840 --> 00:03:29.199 Yeah, but it got a tough job. He me Tphire's 72 00:03:29.240 --> 00:03:31.199 got a girl friend that gets in town the day 73 00:03:31.280 --> 00:03:34.400 that wants to getting married, and Tafhai wants me introducer 74 00:03:34.439 --> 00:03:35.520 to some legible basket. 75 00:03:36.599 --> 00:03:38.840 If a gale built like an elephant by the name 76 00:03:38.919 --> 00:03:42.199 of h Lula made Simpson just come up from Georgia, 77 00:03:42.400 --> 00:03:44.759 Lula may Simpson. Wait a minute, Wait a minute, there 78 00:03:44.840 --> 00:03:47.800 there's a night I'm in the society column about her 79 00:03:47.840 --> 00:03:48.879 on today's newspaper. 80 00:03:48.960 --> 00:03:51.319 In the society column, Yes, and it says she. 81 00:03:51.439 --> 00:03:53.639 Was left at twenty thousand dollars a stake by her 82 00:03:53.719 --> 00:03:56.639 late husband, and she's planning to spend the empire willer 83 00:03:56.680 --> 00:03:59.240 in our city twenty thousand dollars. 84 00:03:59.719 --> 00:04:00.479 You know, he man. 85 00:04:00.879 --> 00:04:02.599 If I could find some guy to marry her, I 86 00:04:02.599 --> 00:04:04.080 could collect the marriage. 87 00:04:03.719 --> 00:04:07.120 Broker see I see you on use to see. I 88 00:04:07.120 --> 00:04:08.080 wonder who I could get. 89 00:04:08.240 --> 00:04:10.919 Well, I ain't got the faintish idea, but I had 90 00:04:10.960 --> 00:04:12.280 just seen him walking towards. 91 00:04:12.000 --> 00:04:17.000 The pool room. So anglers at the pool hall hung, Yes, 92 00:04:17.120 --> 00:04:19.279 you don't, King Fish. Maybe this scheme of yours will 93 00:04:19.279 --> 00:04:22.079 work if you get him together. Maybe Dan Cupid. 94 00:04:21.759 --> 00:04:22.959 Will hit Handy with the arrow. 95 00:04:23.199 --> 00:04:24.759 Say well, if you don't hit Handy, he's then he 96 00:04:24.800 --> 00:04:25.600 can't misluling me. 97 00:04:25.639 --> 00:04:26.240 I'll tell you that. 98 00:04:34.240 --> 00:04:35.560 Now and then to come into office. 99 00:04:35.639 --> 00:04:35.800 Yeah. 100 00:04:35.959 --> 00:04:37.399 If I could just make him think that I as 101 00:04:37.439 --> 00:04:39.199 a marriage broken, maybe I can stick him with that 102 00:04:39.279 --> 00:04:41.439 pat gall lulu me and that way you get a 103 00:04:41.439 --> 00:04:42.519 cut at twenty thousand. 104 00:04:43.120 --> 00:04:45.839 Oh yeah, come now, I'll get on the telephone. 105 00:04:46.079 --> 00:04:47.720 Ah there, king fish, what you doing? 106 00:04:47.959 --> 00:04:50.199 I was a marriage broke and there with clients all 107 00:04:50.240 --> 00:04:52.680 over the world. There's a six shortage of women right now. 108 00:04:52.680 --> 00:04:55.160 I was waiting for a long distance calls from Australia. 109 00:04:55.360 --> 00:04:59.160 Wait a minute, he come now, Hello, who is this Australia? 110 00:04:59.839 --> 00:05:05.519 Or hello Ally? No, or you say you was at 111 00:05:05.560 --> 00:05:07.519 the church waiting to get married and you can't find 112 00:05:07.519 --> 00:05:09.480 a way. Huh. But that's too bad. 113 00:05:10.079 --> 00:05:12.560 He see there were my advice. 114 00:05:12.639 --> 00:05:14.639 He is to grab the press, good looking kangaroo that 115 00:05:14.680 --> 00:05:18.879 comes along. Are they all spooking for huh? All this 116 00:05:19.000 --> 00:05:22.839 shortage is really worldwide. No, I can't help you. Well, goodbye, 117 00:05:22.879 --> 00:05:24.319 happy boom rank and all that stuff. 118 00:05:24.319 --> 00:05:29.480 See everybody, they things, what is this word worldwide? 119 00:05:29.519 --> 00:05:30.319 Thet thing you're talking about? 120 00:05:30.519 --> 00:05:33.480 Oh andy, it's the shortage of women. You know, of 121 00:05:33.519 --> 00:05:35.600 course that there's a shortage of women I. 122 00:05:35.600 --> 00:05:37.360 Would say that one night took out last night only 123 00:05:37.480 --> 00:05:38.519 come up to my belt buckle. 124 00:05:40.639 --> 00:05:43.120 No, no, and I mean that they are enough women. 125 00:05:42.920 --> 00:05:43.519 To go around. 126 00:05:43.800 --> 00:05:44.839 Ain't you heard about it? 127 00:05:45.079 --> 00:05:48.519 No, the drought ain't hit me yet. I was just 128 00:05:48.560 --> 00:05:50.879 figuring the other night on the basis of smoochen. This 129 00:05:50.920 --> 00:05:53.759 has been my best year since nineteen forty one. 130 00:05:54.399 --> 00:05:57.480 No, no, no, there's a shortage. And a matter of fact, 131 00:05:57.480 --> 00:06:00.560 statistics prove that within the next ten years, if the 132 00:06:00.560 --> 00:06:02.959 shortage of women keeps up, one or other the five 133 00:06:03.000 --> 00:06:04.560 babies will be born without a mother. 134 00:06:09.399 --> 00:06:10.879 What are they doing about the situation? 135 00:06:11.040 --> 00:06:13.600 Well, with the shortage in this part of the country, 136 00:06:13.720 --> 00:06:15.480 we has got to bring women from another part of 137 00:06:15.519 --> 00:06:18.160 the country where they got along. Did you see all 138 00:06:18.279 --> 00:06:19.319 the situation is bad? 139 00:06:19.360 --> 00:06:21.519 And well maybe I ought to do something about this 140 00:06:21.600 --> 00:06:22.319 shortage of women. 141 00:06:22.519 --> 00:06:24.360 Yeah, you're right now, you use my pal. Maybe I 142 00:06:24.360 --> 00:06:24.720 can help you. 143 00:06:24.879 --> 00:06:27.560 Let me look at my list here we remember I 144 00:06:27.600 --> 00:06:29.199 got hold him Moses. 145 00:06:29.240 --> 00:06:29.959 You was in Lutch. 146 00:06:30.519 --> 00:06:32.959 There's one that's just been imported from Georgia that's worth 147 00:06:33.040 --> 00:06:36.639 twenty thousand dollars in cats. Twenty thousand dollars. Sounds like 148 00:06:36.680 --> 00:06:37.560 she's a lovely woman. 149 00:06:37.600 --> 00:06:38.079 I'll take her. 150 00:06:38.079 --> 00:06:38.720 What you look like? 151 00:06:40.240 --> 00:06:42.680 Her name is Lula Maya Simpson, or maybe I got 152 00:06:42.680 --> 00:06:44.480 a picture of it here. Yeah, yeah, she is right here. 153 00:06:44.480 --> 00:06:44.879 I look at that. 154 00:06:45.680 --> 00:06:48.600 Wow, the way she's puffed out there, she must have 155 00:06:48.720 --> 00:06:54.959 that twenty thousand dollars round away is one dollar bill. 156 00:06:56.480 --> 00:06:58.399 She a little fat in this picture in there. 157 00:06:58.439 --> 00:07:01.079 But if photographer took what it's called the double expoos 158 00:07:01.120 --> 00:07:03.079 you you see. Yeah, but I tell you, and if 159 00:07:03.079 --> 00:07:04.720 for twenty thousand dollars, you can forget a. 160 00:07:04.680 --> 00:07:08.319 Little blubber you know, Oh Jean Chris, I couldn't even 161 00:07:08.319 --> 00:07:09.720 get my arms around her waist. 162 00:07:09.839 --> 00:07:12.240 Yes you can at your time. It right, just watch 163 00:07:12.279 --> 00:07:17.240 your breathing and catch on the in heel. That's she 164 00:07:17.360 --> 00:07:18.560 got twenty thousand dollars. 165 00:07:18.680 --> 00:07:19.439 Uh? 166 00:07:19.480 --> 00:07:20.439 Where does she make all that. 167 00:07:20.439 --> 00:07:24.480 Money at raftling? Oh no, she's a mighty big woman. 168 00:07:24.600 --> 00:07:27.120 And look here you just judging by the surface underneath 169 00:07:27.160 --> 00:07:31.720 that fat, you're probably very skinny. Yeah, yeah, that's right, 170 00:07:31.759 --> 00:07:33.639 you know. And that's twenty thousand dollars to putting me 171 00:07:33.680 --> 00:07:35.399 on easy street. Well, now look here, you don't get 172 00:07:35.439 --> 00:07:37.839 the whole twenty Now wait a minute. You see there's 173 00:07:37.879 --> 00:07:41.199 a marriage broker. See fifty percent. You gotta split that 174 00:07:41.240 --> 00:07:41.680 money with me. 175 00:07:41.720 --> 00:07:42.800 It's fifty percent. 176 00:07:43.160 --> 00:07:44.160 Ain't that a lot? Oh? 177 00:07:44.279 --> 00:07:47.000 No, no, well, don't forget I gonna I gonna help you. 178 00:07:47.079 --> 00:07:49.199 Now split dispensers of the courtship with us. 179 00:07:49.240 --> 00:07:51.639 Oh, the cost of the engagement ring and all that stuff. 180 00:07:51.720 --> 00:07:54.079 Yeah, but how come you're taking fifty percent. 181 00:07:54.160 --> 00:07:56.399 Or that's defeat that by the government and on all 182 00:07:56.439 --> 00:07:59.519 marriages where the broker arranges the marriage before the groom 183 00:07:59.560 --> 00:08:02.600 ever sees the pride or that's in the constitution. 184 00:08:02.360 --> 00:08:03.839 That's what they called the figure the pocas. 185 00:08:05.800 --> 00:08:09.040 Okay, it's the deal. I'll give you fifty percent. You'll 186 00:08:09.040 --> 00:08:10.360 think this thing is gonna work out. 187 00:08:10.319 --> 00:08:13.000 Good from the King of Oh and with all that though, 188 00:08:13.079 --> 00:08:14.079 you be going. 189 00:08:13.839 --> 00:08:28.000 Around saying, uh, the money, it's gone up your hands. 190 00:08:28.759 --> 00:08:32.840 It's gonna be a great Hello Lujah, brother Angel, send. 191 00:08:32.639 --> 00:08:35.759 The guy that brime that's going up. 192 00:08:35.639 --> 00:08:45.559 To your hell hellelujahs route to it's not far away 193 00:08:46.159 --> 00:08:48.879 your hands, and that's going up your great. 194 00:08:55.000 --> 00:09:04.120 Winds. Guys, wo dark with dark When my rod Daniel's not. 195 00:09:06.000 --> 00:09:16.960 Man nor those friends, George Man, you believe he will receive. 196 00:09:16.679 --> 00:09:18.799 You man. 197 00:09:21.559 --> 00:09:24.960 Wm early mine, you will hear his ward. 198 00:09:27.879 --> 00:09:31.639 It's a far away on to say that's gonna be 199 00:09:32.120 --> 00:09:35.159 baydays are coming. 200 00:09:36.440 --> 00:09:41.039 Paunt yourself right to that station. That's gonna be okay, Bay. 201 00:10:00.320 --> 00:10:03.080 This is your old friend, John Lake, and I must 202 00:10:03.120 --> 00:10:05.039 say it's mighty nice to be back talking to you, 203 00:10:06.000 --> 00:10:10.960 especially about wonderful new Rinso with solium. You know, every 204 00:10:11.039 --> 00:10:14.159 time I saw Rinso wash last summer with all those 205 00:10:14.240 --> 00:10:18.120 white clothes whiter than new, and gay washable colors even 206 00:10:18.200 --> 00:10:21.679 brighter than new, I said to myself, John, You're not 207 00:10:21.840 --> 00:10:24.279 gonna be really happy until you're back on the air 208 00:10:24.440 --> 00:10:28.840 telling people about new Renzo. Now, only new Rinso can 209 00:10:28.879 --> 00:10:33.480 do this amazing thing. White clothes actually come whiter than new, 210 00:10:34.080 --> 00:10:38.840 and washable colors brighter. I think that's really something. Matter 211 00:10:38.879 --> 00:10:42.320 of fact. The day's rinso is so different from ordinary so. 212 00:10:43.080 --> 00:10:46.120 You can even dry clothes indoors on a rainy day 213 00:10:46.600 --> 00:10:50.799 and they'll turn out swell. Rinso with solium put sunshine 214 00:10:50.840 --> 00:10:54.799 in your wash. Now this sounds marvelous, but if you've 215 00:10:54.840 --> 00:10:59.759 ever tried New Renso, you know it's absolutely true. Wonderful safe, 216 00:11:00.120 --> 00:11:05.000 soaphy rich new Rinso with solium. More women use Rinso 217 00:11:05.279 --> 00:11:07.399 than any other wash day soap in the world. 218 00:11:16.480 --> 00:11:19.000 Well, hello, dany, what you doing standing there inside the 219 00:11:19.039 --> 00:11:19.919 short it's Barbercat. 220 00:11:19.960 --> 00:11:22.360 Hello, Amos, I'm waiting for the kingfish. Did you hear 221 00:11:22.440 --> 00:11:23.320 the big news about me? 222 00:11:23.519 --> 00:11:24.159 About you know? 223 00:11:24.279 --> 00:11:24.600 I ain't. 224 00:11:24.639 --> 00:11:25.720 And there, what's happened to you? 225 00:11:25.960 --> 00:11:27.200 I'm gonna get an up to later. 226 00:11:27.879 --> 00:11:31.559 Uh you know what? That that got me a little there? 227 00:11:31.600 --> 00:11:34.519 What you're gonna get well to en ignorant fellow like you? 228 00:11:34.720 --> 00:11:37.399 That means not gonna get married. In other words, Amos, 229 00:11:37.440 --> 00:11:39.000 I'm gonna enter in the holy deadline. 230 00:11:42.600 --> 00:11:44.440 Tell me there, So why is this happening all of 231 00:11:44.480 --> 00:11:44.879 a sudden? 232 00:11:45.080 --> 00:11:45.759 Listen, Amos. 233 00:11:45.840 --> 00:11:48.080 In ten years that are gonna be five babies born 234 00:11:48.120 --> 00:11:49.000 to every short mother. 235 00:11:51.519 --> 00:11:53.960 I don't want exactly understand what you're talking about. And there, 236 00:11:54.039 --> 00:11:54.879 who is you marrying? 237 00:11:55.240 --> 00:11:58.080 Well, you just got in town from Georgia in a pool. 238 00:11:58.279 --> 00:12:02.000 She's a big I got my constitutional rights. 239 00:12:02.039 --> 00:12:03.519 Sorry, I don't understand this man. 240 00:12:03.679 --> 00:12:04.519 Well, don't worry it. 241 00:12:04.840 --> 00:12:07.480 I was getting twenty thousand dollars worth a blobber. Yeah, 242 00:12:08.279 --> 00:12:09.159 there comes to Keith Fish. 243 00:12:09.200 --> 00:12:09.919 Now, I'll see you later. 244 00:12:09.960 --> 00:12:11.799 They will drop over to the house some time after 245 00:12:11.840 --> 00:12:12.759 you have your head with them. 246 00:12:12.840 --> 00:12:14.720 And so long yeah, I'll do that so long. 247 00:12:15.039 --> 00:12:15.759 Hi Kith Frish. 248 00:12:15.960 --> 00:12:17.600 Hello there, And I say, Loosten, you didn't tell him 249 00:12:17.600 --> 00:12:18.360 it was too much digit. 250 00:12:18.559 --> 00:12:20.399 Oh he's so I ignorant. You don't know what I'm 251 00:12:20.399 --> 00:12:20.840 talking about. 252 00:12:20.919 --> 00:12:22.240 No way, Well come on, let's get on in the 253 00:12:22.279 --> 00:12:23.519 barber shop here and see shorty. 254 00:12:24.600 --> 00:12:26.720 Ah sure well there is. 255 00:12:26.960 --> 00:12:29.120 Yeah, I'll be gods on. Look who has what's cooked? 256 00:12:29.159 --> 00:12:30.200 As you did? 257 00:12:30.720 --> 00:12:40.320 I was gonna high all, hey, shorty, tell me this. 258 00:12:40.440 --> 00:12:41.440 Did you have a nice summer? 259 00:12:41.639 --> 00:12:43.519 Oh yeah, three kind fellaws. 260 00:12:43.720 --> 00:12:46.200 I spent my vacation last someone on a farm. 261 00:12:46.559 --> 00:12:48.879 And yeah, that's why I wouldn't lose my touch as 262 00:12:48.879 --> 00:12:49.360 a barber. 263 00:12:49.720 --> 00:12:52.200 I got kept in practice by shaving the goots. 264 00:12:51.919 --> 00:12:55.639 Around the place, shaving the cool Yeah. 265 00:12:55.480 --> 00:12:58.039 I lad read the goots, goat my wresh and shaved 266 00:12:58.120 --> 00:12:59.120 as clean as a whistle. 267 00:12:59.480 --> 00:13:02.240 I I must have saved a three dozen gold. 268 00:13:03.039 --> 00:13:05.720 Well did all the practice help you out? Now that 269 00:13:05.840 --> 00:13:06.919 you're back in the barber shop? 270 00:13:07.360 --> 00:13:09.159 I don't know ain't how to go to come in here? 271 00:13:11.840 --> 00:13:14.080 Wait man, now, look here, shorty, look here, We're gonna 272 00:13:14.120 --> 00:13:16.360 let you in on a secret. Yeah, I'm gonna marry 273 00:13:16.399 --> 00:13:18.080 a rich woman with twenty thousand dollars. 274 00:13:18.200 --> 00:13:20.639 Well, congratulate, Yeah, and I want you to give hand 275 00:13:20.720 --> 00:13:22.200 a good hair cutting the shild Yeah. 276 00:13:22.360 --> 00:13:23.879 He going over to meet her for the first time. 277 00:13:24.000 --> 00:13:25.840 Oh, charl I'll pick you up. 278 00:13:26.120 --> 00:13:28.519 And by the way, and he you didn't want her, 279 00:13:28.519 --> 00:13:30.080 You didn't want to let her think that you use 280 00:13:30.120 --> 00:13:30.720 after her money. 281 00:13:31.120 --> 00:13:32.559 Tell her that you was a rich man too. 282 00:13:32.919 --> 00:13:35.519 Hey, and that's a good idea. We'll put on the 283 00:13:35.600 --> 00:13:37.840 dog with her. Tell her you as a Texas millionaire. 284 00:13:38.080 --> 00:13:39.360 I mean, you know, something fellaw. 285 00:13:39.759 --> 00:13:41.879 I was caught in the girl Wilson. I didn't know 286 00:13:41.919 --> 00:13:43.879 how to make them pressure on. And a friend of 287 00:13:43.919 --> 00:13:45.679 mine told me to caught her with music. 288 00:13:46.559 --> 00:13:46.840 Music. 289 00:13:47.200 --> 00:13:48.360 Well, well, what'd you do? 290 00:13:48.799 --> 00:13:51.000 Well, I don't judge like them wrong man to troop 291 00:13:51.039 --> 00:13:53.440 with dogs of old. I got me a gift her 292 00:13:53.519 --> 00:13:56.840 and I serenaded Hand on her balcony. I stood out 293 00:13:56.879 --> 00:13:59.879 there in the moonlighting with my beautiful voice outside. 294 00:14:00.480 --> 00:14:01.320 Oh, so. 295 00:14:04.720 --> 00:14:07.000 Hey, that's great, Shanny. What did the girl say? 296 00:14:07.080 --> 00:14:07.200 Oh? 297 00:14:07.360 --> 00:14:08.240 She she said that. 298 00:14:08.360 --> 00:14:10.840 She said, shorty, that got the most beautiful years. 299 00:14:11.279 --> 00:14:14.720 You got the sweetest worth half. I could look you singing, 300 00:14:14.799 --> 00:14:31.279 fell you, you got you stop the muse. Well and 301 00:14:31.600 --> 00:14:34.159 here Lula Maya's apartment. Now, remember you was a wealthy 302 00:14:34.279 --> 00:14:37.440 retired oil man from Texas and you ain't interested in money. 303 00:14:37.559 --> 00:14:39.519 Yeah, well, I'll put on the dog all right, Okay, 304 00:14:39.519 --> 00:14:40.480 I'm knock on the door here. 305 00:14:41.480 --> 00:14:42.720 You know, King Fish, i'd. 306 00:14:42.639 --> 00:14:44.799 Feel better about this whole thing of that Lula may 307 00:14:44.919 --> 00:14:46.679 wasn't so fast well, and the Lula. 308 00:14:46.480 --> 00:14:48.679 Maya's size might be in your favor. Remember the pigo 309 00:14:48.679 --> 00:14:50.519 Deer's boy, the hearted it fall in the side. 310 00:14:50.559 --> 00:14:52.519 Hey, King Fish, Hey, the buildings is shaken, must be 311 00:14:52.519 --> 00:14:53.039 a earthquake. 312 00:14:54.039 --> 00:14:55.679 Lula may coming to the door with them in? 313 00:14:57.559 --> 00:15:00.440 Why Nester, Steve, I do Tommy? 314 00:15:00.600 --> 00:15:03.039 Why? Thank you? Missus Simpson, thank you, come on in. 315 00:15:03.120 --> 00:15:05.320 And if you think the rooming up in there with 316 00:15:05.360 --> 00:15:07.799 a drill, oh. 317 00:15:08.000 --> 00:15:11.840 Mister Simpson, uh me, I present you with Longhorn Brown. 318 00:15:16.080 --> 00:15:18.639 He is the retired marked a millionaire from Texas. 319 00:15:19.080 --> 00:15:19.200 Uh. 320 00:15:19.279 --> 00:15:21.559 He's the fellow in the society. Call him the first 321 00:15:21.600 --> 00:15:22.679 to a filthy rich Brown. 322 00:15:23.360 --> 00:15:27.120 Well, inteed a pleasure, mister Brown. I've never met a 323 00:15:27.200 --> 00:15:28.600 genuine Texans before. 324 00:15:28.960 --> 00:15:29.080 Uh. 325 00:15:29.480 --> 00:15:34.960 Likewise, Brown, I just got here from Georgia and New 326 00:15:35.039 --> 00:15:39.240 York is so huge it makes me feel positively tiny. 327 00:15:39.879 --> 00:15:41.320 Yeah, that's quite a trick, all right. 328 00:15:43.480 --> 00:15:45.799 Mister Stevers told me on the phone this morning that 329 00:15:45.919 --> 00:15:48.159 on your property dine in Texas you had a. 330 00:15:48.159 --> 00:15:49.759 Lot of cattle and oil. 331 00:15:50.000 --> 00:15:52.320 Oh yeah, there was so much oil on the place 332 00:15:52.360 --> 00:15:54.039 that cattle had to wear a skip chains. 333 00:15:55.279 --> 00:15:57.600 Okay, I guess you can make a lot of money 334 00:15:57.639 --> 00:15:59.039 in the oil and cattle business. 335 00:15:59.279 --> 00:16:02.320 Yeah, not only yeah, well in carol business. But he's 336 00:16:02.360 --> 00:16:04.679 got millions of other things too. Now let's see. 337 00:16:05.200 --> 00:16:07.600 Uh, you made a lot of money in uh in. 338 00:16:07.720 --> 00:16:08.600 Lumber too, didn't you. 339 00:16:08.799 --> 00:16:09.960 Oh yeah, I sure did. 340 00:16:10.080 --> 00:16:11.879 They discovered trees on my property. 341 00:16:14.279 --> 00:16:16.720 That's that's Texas is really some state. 342 00:16:16.559 --> 00:16:16.879 All right. 343 00:16:17.200 --> 00:16:19.919 Oh, you Texans always stand up for Texas. 344 00:16:20.080 --> 00:16:22.360 Yeah, well, if you was in the saddle twelve hours 345 00:16:22.399 --> 00:16:24.080 a day, you'd be glad to stand up for anything. 346 00:16:26.440 --> 00:16:29.320 By the way, along on, Uh, what was that general 347 00:16:29.399 --> 00:16:31.000 thing you've done the other day that showed that you 348 00:16:31.039 --> 00:16:32.039 don't care nothing more money? 349 00:16:32.200 --> 00:16:34.320 Oh you mean last Thursday when I give away. 350 00:16:34.159 --> 00:16:34.799 The Grand Canyon. 351 00:16:35.039 --> 00:16:37.600 Yeah, yeah, that's the one I meant. So I I 352 00:16:37.639 --> 00:16:39.480 got too many miss coemps. Miss Brown is in New 353 00:16:39.559 --> 00:16:42.399 York for the social season, you know, parties, theaters, going 354 00:16:42.440 --> 00:16:43.559 to the opera and symphonies. 355 00:16:44.159 --> 00:16:46.080 Oh, then you're interested in music. 356 00:16:46.240 --> 00:16:49.000 Oh yeah, there's mister Brown is always flopping up that culture. 357 00:16:49.080 --> 00:16:52.440 So yeah, yeah, Well, Terremy, what is your take in symphony? 358 00:16:52.960 --> 00:16:54.559 I don't know, I never say or nothing. 359 00:16:56.000 --> 00:16:58.759 I forgot to tell you, missus Brown, your travel agent 360 00:16:58.799 --> 00:17:00.840 pul this morning and wanted to know if you was 361 00:17:00.879 --> 00:17:02.440 going to you go on to Queen Mary or. 362 00:17:02.440 --> 00:17:03.159 The Queen Elizabeth. 363 00:17:03.240 --> 00:17:04.680 Oh ye, well did you take care of him? 364 00:17:04.720 --> 00:17:06.240 Yeah? I told him to buy a four Pope would 365 00:17:06.240 --> 00:17:07.400 make up your mind when he got down to the 366 00:17:07.480 --> 00:17:08.160 pill else. 367 00:17:10.240 --> 00:17:11.079 The Shifty Year. 368 00:17:11.279 --> 00:17:13.240 Oh yeah, he visits the Riviera every year. 369 00:17:13.440 --> 00:17:15.799 You see, mister Brown. Here's got a chattool over there. 370 00:17:15.920 --> 00:17:17.559 Yeah, next year, I'm going to build a house on 371 00:17:17.640 --> 00:17:17.920 it too. 372 00:17:22.039 --> 00:17:26.079 Brown, You're one of the most charming men I ever met. 373 00:17:26.640 --> 00:17:28.279 I do hope i'll see your game. 374 00:17:28.400 --> 00:17:31.000 Oh yeah, yeah, well you will love miss Simpson half fall. 375 00:17:31.480 --> 00:17:33.319 I don't think Miss Brown will hold it against you 376 00:17:33.400 --> 00:17:35.279 just cause you only got twenty thousand dollars. 377 00:17:35.400 --> 00:17:37.799 Oh no, I have always wanted to get to know 378 00:17:37.920 --> 00:17:39.039 the poor people's dotter. 379 00:17:40.279 --> 00:17:43.599 Well we must be gevens with buying Ms Simpson millionaire Brown. 380 00:17:43.640 --> 00:17:45.319 He's got to get back to his office at the 381 00:17:45.359 --> 00:17:48.799 stock Market. By the way Brown House the ticket to day. 382 00:17:49.000 --> 00:17:50.960 Well, I was a little worried at first, but the 383 00:17:51.000 --> 00:17:52.480 doctor found out it was just gas. 384 00:17:57.519 --> 00:17:59.119 Well colong with Simpson. 385 00:17:59.200 --> 00:18:02.000 Boy. Wait a minute, i'msus Brown out. There was something 386 00:18:02.039 --> 00:18:03.440 you wanted to ask missus Simpsons. 387 00:18:03.640 --> 00:18:06.079 There was. Yeah, I remember you were telling me how 388 00:18:06.119 --> 00:18:09.599 the nightful it would be if you and her had suffered. 389 00:18:09.279 --> 00:18:10.079 Together this evening. 390 00:18:10.559 --> 00:18:13.079 Oh that would be lovely, mister Brown. 391 00:18:13.319 --> 00:18:16.839 Yeah, well, don't cook nothing special. I'll just pick the potluck. 392 00:18:27.039 --> 00:18:29.960 Well, good morning, Come in, brother, and I well, I 393 00:18:30.000 --> 00:18:32.920 ain't seed you for about five dars. Love a boy. Uh, 394 00:18:33.039 --> 00:18:34.680 we have got that which were in the bag. 395 00:18:34.759 --> 00:18:35.279 He was done. 396 00:18:35.359 --> 00:18:37.559 Wait a minute, King Fish, Wait a minute, I ain't 397 00:18:37.559 --> 00:18:39.000 told you what done happened last night? 398 00:18:39.400 --> 00:18:40.720 Hold in, Michael, now wait a minute. 399 00:18:40.720 --> 00:18:43.039 I don't like to look on your face and don't 400 00:18:43.079 --> 00:18:44.640 tell me that you don't put the skids on all 401 00:18:44.680 --> 00:18:47.440