WEBVTT 1 00:00:01.639 --> 00:00:04.879 From Hollywood, The Judy can Over Show brought few weeks 2 00:00:04.919 --> 00:00:08.400 week by the Colgate Palmary Peach Company, makers of Palmilly 3 00:00:08.480 --> 00:00:21.039 Soap and Colgate Tooth Powder, Mammy Soap, Your Beauty, Hope 4 00:00:21.079 --> 00:00:22.399 and Colgate Tooth Powder. 5 00:00:22.440 --> 00:00:25.039 For a breath of Sweet present The Judy Canova Show 6 00:00:25.359 --> 00:00:28.280 with mel Blank, Ruby Dandres Broon of Felton, Joe Kerns, 7 00:00:28.320 --> 00:00:42.479 The s Workman Opeks and his Orchestra and starring Judy Canova. 8 00:00:44.240 --> 00:00:48.679 If it ain't build, it's tack. If it ain't waves, 9 00:00:48.840 --> 00:00:53.600 it's whack. If it nin't skirts, it's slack. Gotta beat 10 00:00:53.679 --> 00:00:59.039 this or that. If it I steer, it's doggy. If 11 00:00:59.079 --> 00:01:01.359 it ain't high, it's sooky. 12 00:01:01.840 --> 00:01:06.079 If it ain't ay, it's fogy. Gotta be this all that? 13 00:01:07.280 --> 00:01:09.879 Who can it be? If it ain't me? 14 00:01:10.239 --> 00:01:12.319 I know it's not your brother. 15 00:01:13.840 --> 00:01:15.920 Can't you see It's gotta. 16 00:01:15.599 --> 00:01:19.959 Be just one way of the other. Tell me what 17 00:01:20.239 --> 00:01:24.599 I'm must know. If you don't lie, I'll go. 18 00:01:25.439 --> 00:01:29.400 If it ain't yes, it's no gotta be this a 19 00:01:29.640 --> 00:01:33.799 bad illi say I'm act, I'm really in the mass 20 00:01:34.359 --> 00:01:36.840 man asking for my hands. 21 00:01:37.319 --> 00:01:41.920 So you just understand this gotta be this a fad, 22 00:01:43.280 --> 00:01:48.159 I ain't gonna see it. And wait even I had 23 00:01:48.200 --> 00:01:48.760 a date. 24 00:01:49.159 --> 00:01:53.760 In nineteen twenty as the gotta be this a fad? 25 00:01:54.680 --> 00:01:55.120 Why I'm it? 26 00:01:55.439 --> 00:01:58.599 One soldier from the side sif he was you kind 27 00:01:58.640 --> 00:02:02.239 of call and lanky handy dad, I reminded him of 28 00:02:02.319 --> 00:02:03.959 lovely native girlsy scene. 29 00:02:03.760 --> 00:02:05.280 And hey, what is of you? 30 00:02:05.480 --> 00:02:11.080 Bangy? So just make up your mind because if you don't, 31 00:02:11.879 --> 00:02:12.520 you fine. 32 00:02:13.080 --> 00:02:16.439 I ain't a past time and you're love of the 33 00:02:16.520 --> 00:02:19.000 common contact with a baseball bat m. 34 00:02:19.159 --> 00:02:20.360 Tata be. 35 00:02:31.879 --> 00:02:32.000 Well. 36 00:02:32.080 --> 00:02:34.719 Judy has decided to augment her vocal talents by becoming 37 00:02:34.759 --> 00:02:37.120 a musician, and as our scene open, she's practicing on 38 00:02:37.199 --> 00:02:37.919 the saxophone. 39 00:02:41.800 --> 00:02:46.479 Draam audrum, joinium, I'm yes, Judy, come over here. 40 00:02:46.680 --> 00:02:50.039 Take those air mups off. I'm coming, honey. How can 41 00:02:50.120 --> 00:02:55.960 you hear with those air mufs on? I can't. Hey, 42 00:02:56.039 --> 00:02:57.960 what do you think of my playing? That's my music 43 00:02:58.080 --> 00:02:58.439 sends you? 44 00:02:58.960 --> 00:02:59.120 Oh? 45 00:02:59.240 --> 00:03:00.240 Yes, MIT's this said? 46 00:03:00.280 --> 00:03:00.560 All right? 47 00:03:00.639 --> 00:03:04.639 But that ain't the way I like to travel. Well, 48 00:03:04.719 --> 00:03:11.800 I learned a new number. Listen to this, okay, godl 49 00:03:11.919 --> 00:03:14.719 and Judy? What number was that song of India by 50 00:03:14.800 --> 00:03:17.479 Ramsky Kars The car M's the Corser car. 51 00:03:17.800 --> 00:03:20.879 Well it sounded flat, my sur it's flat carsic cop 52 00:03:21.080 --> 00:03:22.439 was driving in on the ramsky. 53 00:03:22.560 --> 00:03:29.360 Oh hey, this jitty and that's the mouse sting in 54 00:03:29.439 --> 00:03:35.599 that saxophone. Now I'm happy. Hm, that's settled it. 55 00:03:35.719 --> 00:03:37.960 That's the last time I'll ever play the saxophone. 56 00:03:37.960 --> 00:03:42.039 While I'm chewing bubblegum. Thank you, Raiam. Did you ever 57 00:03:42.039 --> 00:03:44.840 play a musical instrument? Oh? Yeah, honey, I used to 58 00:03:44.879 --> 00:03:45.560 play the tuba. 59 00:03:45.919 --> 00:03:49.319 I put everything I had into that tuber. You did, yes, 60 00:03:49.439 --> 00:03:51.680 with my shape, I could jesse about naked. 61 00:03:56.039 --> 00:03:58.840 Oho, mad Aggie. How'd you like my saxophone solo? 62 00:03:59.000 --> 00:04:01.680 Well, Judy, I can't say much for your playing. Why 63 00:04:01.800 --> 00:04:05.400 must you always play swing? I'm staed up with popular music. 64 00:04:05.400 --> 00:04:08.240 Well, shot, said I after I played it ain't popular? 65 00:04:09.879 --> 00:04:12.759 Of course, I like some modern conductors, such as Paul 66 00:04:12.840 --> 00:04:15.120 Whitemancostilana whom do you like? 67 00:04:15.719 --> 00:04:15.960 Well? 68 00:04:16.160 --> 00:04:19.079 I kind of lean toward Harry James, but Betty Gravell 69 00:04:19.199 --> 00:04:20.199 keep pushing me away. 70 00:04:22.399 --> 00:04:26.079 Ah, but the old masters will live forever yep. 71 00:04:26.639 --> 00:04:29.560 After all, why would music be today if Wagner didn't 72 00:04:29.600 --> 00:04:32.279 give a wag beet Hoven didn't give a beat, and 73 00:04:32.439 --> 00:04:39.839 damn Rush didn't guty you thought I was gonna cut 74 00:04:39.920 --> 00:04:43.480 and say durn didn't you? Well this I ain't getting 75 00:04:43.519 --> 00:04:44.560 my practicing done. 76 00:04:47.639 --> 00:04:50.040 Hey, look, my judy. That man next door is opening 77 00:04:50.120 --> 00:04:54.720 his window and waving at you. O man, mister Michael, 78 00:04:55.160 --> 00:04:58.319 did you hear me playing indeed? I did you know Atterson, 79 00:04:58.439 --> 00:05:01.079 Topeka and Santa fe? Yeah? Do you want me to 80 00:05:01.160 --> 00:05:01.399 play it? 81 00:05:01.879 --> 00:05:03.000 No? I want you to take it. 82 00:05:07.839 --> 00:05:10.519 Oh, tell him, no mind this duty. He's just old 83 00:05:10.639 --> 00:05:11.959 meaning yeah, I know it. 84 00:05:12.319 --> 00:05:15.120 He's so many uses, Bob, why for clothes line so 85 00:05:15.319 --> 00:05:16.439 the birds can't sit down? 86 00:05:18.600 --> 00:05:20.759 Little birds. Feels so sorry for him. Just have a 87 00:05:20.839 --> 00:05:24.879 good fat any time. But to the time on the radio. 88 00:05:25.240 --> 00:05:28.199 Oh gosh, yeah, I nearly forgot my favorite program turning 89 00:05:28.279 --> 00:05:29.079 on drain him. 90 00:05:30.680 --> 00:05:33.519 The toottl saxophone now uh is on the air. 91 00:05:34.319 --> 00:05:37.439 Two little saxophones are dandy, built to get your mouth. 92 00:05:37.519 --> 00:05:41.040 That's newt by morning. Keep it handy when you're going 93 00:05:41.199 --> 00:05:41.519 on that. 94 00:05:41.600 --> 00:05:42.759 To uh to. 95 00:05:48.240 --> 00:05:52.240 Hello, everybody, this is hot. Flickstein, you're a saxophone man. 96 00:05:52.680 --> 00:05:54.040 Are you a social outcast? 97 00:05:54.279 --> 00:05:57.639 You sit home alone? Yeah? Night after night you do, 98 00:05:58.360 --> 00:05:59.000 uh huh. 99 00:05:59.560 --> 00:06:01.800 Well, then take a saxophone course and be the life 100 00:06:01.839 --> 00:06:02.360 of the party. 101 00:06:02.639 --> 00:06:05.800 If after six lessons, you don't play the saxophone beautifully, 102 00:06:06.199 --> 00:06:07.040 I'll kiss. 103 00:06:06.839 --> 00:06:10.240 A pig shots. I've had six lessons. I wonder how 104 00:06:10.240 --> 00:06:10.720 I'm doing. 105 00:06:11.120 --> 00:06:15.480 Okay, you went. 106 00:06:19.079 --> 00:06:26.639 Wa wa, Turn. 107 00:06:26.519 --> 00:06:29.959 That darned thing off, geranium, Just there, Dog's gone. It 108 00:06:30.439 --> 00:06:32.839 seems like every time I turned the radio on, some 109 00:06:33.079 --> 00:06:36.199 jug head stick's tato trap into the microphone and says. 110 00:06:36.079 --> 00:06:38.279 Pardon me for talking in the face and reading. 111 00:06:39.000 --> 00:06:41.439 Okay, bro, how do you like the way I play 112 00:06:41.480 --> 00:06:42.240 the saxophone? 113 00:06:42.399 --> 00:06:44.199 Well, senor readA. I like the way you play it, 114 00:06:44.399 --> 00:06:45.959 but I don't like the way you hold it up 115 00:06:46.000 --> 00:06:49.759 to your mouth. Why, because that is what makes your music. 116 00:06:49.839 --> 00:06:56.839 Come on, Senorita, do you play Shashtikhovi's Tchaikowski and knock 117 00:06:57.199 --> 00:07:02.560 money and off shosh the coverage Chaikowski and rach money off? 118 00:07:03.279 --> 00:07:08.240 Now once more? Paid Rod to wash the sofa. You 119 00:07:08.319 --> 00:07:10.720 know it's not messing. Maxel don't like my playing neither. 120 00:07:11.000 --> 00:07:12.920 I asked him what he thought of my execution, and 121 00:07:13.040 --> 00:07:14.439 he said he was in favor of it. 122 00:07:17.040 --> 00:07:18.879 Send you reader. If I was here, he wouldn't talk 123 00:07:19.000 --> 00:07:21.879 that way. I fought any golden gloves. 124 00:07:21.800 --> 00:07:23.680 In the golden club. How'd you come out? 125 00:07:24.360 --> 00:07:24.680 Pete? 126 00:07:24.759 --> 00:07:30.959 First, I was in the heavyweight division of the Golden Gloves, 127 00:07:31.360 --> 00:07:33.120 But Pedro, you're not heavy enough. 128 00:07:33.720 --> 00:07:37.519 Senor reading my Golden Gloves had led in him. But 129 00:07:37.680 --> 00:07:39.360 you know I want three fighting in row. 130 00:07:39.680 --> 00:07:43.519 I fought kid Gonzales, Kid Ramires, Kid Garcia, and then 131 00:07:43.600 --> 00:07:44.079 I lost. 132 00:07:44.439 --> 00:07:45.079 What happened? 133 00:07:45.240 --> 00:07:47.560 They stopped giving me kids and made me fight him man. 134 00:07:53.480 --> 00:07:55.519 But the biggest moment of my career was when I 135 00:07:55.600 --> 00:07:56.519 fought Joe Lewis. 136 00:07:56.920 --> 00:07:59.759 Boy, did I have him? Frighten? You had Joe Royd's 137 00:08:00.360 --> 00:08:08.480 see he thought he killed me. 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Remember the 160 00:11:21.159 --> 00:11:25.080 name Colgate tooth powder with the accent on powder. 161 00:11:25.720 --> 00:11:26.720 Don't take the. 162 00:11:26.879 --> 00:11:28.720 Chimes with your. 163 00:11:31.279 --> 00:11:32.200 Use cold Gate. 164 00:11:37.879 --> 00:11:41.240 This Judy has a note from mister Maxwell's man next door. 165 00:11:41.679 --> 00:11:42.679 I see what it says. 166 00:11:43.440 --> 00:11:45.720 Oh says he's coming over to tighten a part of 167 00:11:45.799 --> 00:11:47.360 my saxophone, so I can't. 168 00:11:47.159 --> 00:11:49.919 Play so loud. YEA, well, what parts you go to titan? 169 00:11:50.279 --> 00:11:54.320 This drip around my neck. But I'll show him. I'm 170 00:11:54.360 --> 00:11:57.639 gonna be a great musician. Yeah, honey, maybe someday you 171 00:11:57.759 --> 00:12:00.360 leave and play Carnegan Hole or the metropol. 172 00:12:02.080 --> 00:12:04.000 Yes, miss d I heard you playing the saxophone and 173 00:12:04.039 --> 00:12:05.039 I've come to sign you up. 174 00:12:05.360 --> 00:12:07.000 Oh are you from the Metropolitan? 175 00:12:07.200 --> 00:12:08.240 No, I'm from Prudential. 176 00:12:14.600 --> 00:12:20.480 Hey, I gotta start my flac GUIDs and again. Oh gee, 177 00:12:20.559 --> 00:12:22.639 that wasn't very good. I better run over it again, 178 00:12:22.960 --> 00:12:29.320 pull it out of the street. Ray Am, I told 179 00:12:29.360 --> 00:12:30.600 you we're gonna have trouble with that. 180 00:12:30.720 --> 00:12:32.360 Man, and you read it. 181 00:12:32.360 --> 00:12:34.159 I don't like our neighbor, mister Maxwell. 182 00:12:34.639 --> 00:12:37.879 Pedro, If you don't like him, why were you playing marbles. 183 00:12:37.480 --> 00:12:38.000 With his kid? 184 00:12:38.240 --> 00:12:40.720 Well, we wasn't playing Marbora's. I had a fight with 185 00:12:40.879 --> 00:12:43.200 mister Maxwell and his kids was helping me pick up 186 00:12:43.240 --> 00:12:43.720 my ps. 187 00:12:46.600 --> 00:12:47.840 Well how did the fight start? 188 00:12:48.080 --> 00:12:51.240 Mister Maxwell dropped a bunch of leaves on my head. Off. 189 00:12:51.360 --> 00:12:53.639 Now, Pedro, how could a bunch of leaves hurt you? 190 00:12:53.919 --> 00:12:55.919 It was he leaves out of his dining room table. 191 00:13:00.279 --> 00:13:03.159 If mister Maxwell ever saw my boyfriend palm Roy, he 192 00:13:03.200 --> 00:13:03.840 wouldn't bother. 193 00:13:04.279 --> 00:13:06.519 That's right, Jerran palm Roy is big, isn't he? 194 00:13:06.799 --> 00:13:06.960 Oh? 195 00:13:07.039 --> 00:13:10.440 Yes, him, He's the original mister five by five palm 196 00:13:10.519 --> 00:13:13.120 Rod is the only man in the army who has to. 197 00:13:13.159 --> 00:13:18.039 Fall out in a calm of three. Well that's dobell 198 00:13:19.919 --> 00:13:22.759 or is it Genian? Then? Missus truck the kind of 199 00:13:22.840 --> 00:13:25.360 other party you ever seen? His beauty will show him 200 00:13:25.399 --> 00:13:26.720 in party. Count. 201 00:13:26.879 --> 00:13:31.919 Oh, I can't you as as as I could. 202 00:13:32.320 --> 00:13:33.919 My heart sum need to this guise. 203 00:13:34.200 --> 00:13:35.240 My brain began to. 204 00:13:35.279 --> 00:13:38.279 Spin, and I flew to you on their wings. 205 00:13:38.360 --> 00:13:43.519 Y'all go, Count, you better straighten up and fly right 206 00:13:43.519 --> 00:13:43.759 in here. 207 00:13:44.840 --> 00:13:46.799 I heard about your troubles from your aunt. I gotta 208 00:13:47.039 --> 00:13:49.279 Oh what a stew you are eating? 209 00:13:50.320 --> 00:13:53.240 What is the trouble with your neighbor? Wow? It started 210 00:13:53.360 --> 00:13:59.000 like this, Count, Why do you think of it? Count? 211 00:13:59.399 --> 00:14:02.000 It is very good cherry, but I think you have 212 00:14:02.039 --> 00:14:04.200 a little too much for tissimo in your modato. 213 00:14:05.399 --> 00:14:10.039 Yes, it's just this tight dress I'm wearing. Listener Rescount, 214 00:14:11.279 --> 00:14:14.519 Oh my pretty, oh little digeon? 215 00:14:16.120 --> 00:14:18.559 Oh shut up? 216 00:14:22.320 --> 00:14:24.519 That man is a cowardly can I will fight you? 217 00:14:24.639 --> 00:14:26.679 Might do it? Had a boy, Count, I am a 218 00:14:26.759 --> 00:14:28.720 duel at twenty faces, and you choose the weapons. 219 00:14:28.759 --> 00:14:30.720 Oh no, I will let him choose the weapons. I 220 00:14:30.759 --> 00:14:32.159 will choose the number of faces. 221 00:14:32.759 --> 00:14:35.279 Yeah, I can just leave the headlines now. Man in 222 00:14:35.399 --> 00:14:38.120 California fights deer with town in South America. 223 00:14:39.440 --> 00:14:40.200 That is not true. 224 00:14:40.480 --> 00:14:43.320 I would gladly face death for you, then go over 225 00:14:43.399 --> 00:14:44.240 and face that man. 226 00:14:44.559 --> 00:14:48.120 But youerie that man is not dead. She read that 227 00:14:48.240 --> 00:14:50.200 man has insulted you in this. I cannot stand. I 228 00:14:50.320 --> 00:14:51.559 simply cannot stand. 229 00:14:51.919 --> 00:14:52.679 What are you gonna do? 230 00:14:52.960 --> 00:14:53.919 I'm going to lie down. 231 00:14:56.600 --> 00:14:59.200 Listen, Judus, what is it geranium? Or is that mister 232 00:14:59.320 --> 00:15:02.840 mess Well? He's run our vegetable, ruin our vegetable. 233 00:15:03.000 --> 00:15:03.960 How well? 234 00:15:04.039 --> 00:15:06.120 He has a clay pigeon that he crossed with a 235 00:15:06.279 --> 00:15:11.919 mud hen and it's laying bricks all over our victory guards. Judy, 236 00:15:11.960 --> 00:15:13.159 I content anymore this. 237 00:15:13.240 --> 00:15:15.000 We're going to sell this house. I'm going to call 238 00:15:15.120 --> 00:15:17.080 mister Golf, my real estate broker right now. 239 00:15:17.480 --> 00:15:20.039 Well, I all came with me at Aggie. I'll write 240 00:15:20.039 --> 00:15:22.519 a ad for the newspapers too. Let me see, now, 241 00:15:23.080 --> 00:15:24.720 eighteen room house was. 242 00:15:24.840 --> 00:15:26.320 Four square bathtubs. 243 00:15:26.679 --> 00:15:29.960 Judy Well mentioning square bathtubs helped sell the house. 244 00:15:30.240 --> 00:15:32.679 Why Shaw, that'll appail the people. When you take a 245 00:15:32.759 --> 00:15:34.480 bathroom a square bathtub, you can't. 246 00:15:34.360 --> 00:15:34.840 Leave a ring. 247 00:15:37.440 --> 00:15:40.080 Then study if we get a new house. I hope 248 00:15:40.120 --> 00:15:42.759 we don't get one with those modern gadgets. It's fact 249 00:15:42.799 --> 00:15:45.440 a white ran him well for one thing. I don't 250 00:15:45.519 --> 00:15:48.320 like those automatic fire sprinklers that turn on if the 251 00:15:48.440 --> 00:15:49.360 room gets too hot. 252 00:15:49.799 --> 00:15:50.120 Why not. 253 00:15:50.720 --> 00:15:53.200 Well, one night my boyfriend Palmero kissed me in the 254 00:15:53.279 --> 00:15:55.120 kitchen and before we knew it, we were swimming in 255 00:15:55.200 --> 00:15:56.039 three feet of water. 256 00:16:05.600 --> 00:16:08.000 Hey, wait a minute, has anybody seen Judy? 257 00:16:08.200 --> 00:16:10.879 Yeah, we saw she was in a little jukebox joint. 258 00:16:11.720 --> 00:16:13.279 He designed the record machine. 259 00:16:13.320 --> 00:16:18.279 So Judy Canova so mad she was seeing re. 260 00:16:20.120 --> 00:16:21.519 She'd bang on the counter. 261 00:16:21.960 --> 00:16:27.399 Jill the owner came over, and this is what Judy said. 262 00:16:30.159 --> 00:16:36.840 I come here from far up the mountains, sweet burning 263 00:16:37.159 --> 00:16:43.240 music too. He put my nikel in what and just 264 00:16:43.480 --> 00:16:51.720 listen what I got. Gimme back my nicka. We don't 265 00:16:52.240 --> 00:16:58.639 like that stuff of the mountains. Hain't bick Burnald you 266 00:16:58.919 --> 00:16:59.480 money here. 267 00:17:01.240 --> 00:17:06.200 I've heard beauty but no come from pigs. And then inco. 268 00:17:09.200 --> 00:17:15.599 Give me back my Nika, rand Pappy warny about your 269 00:17:15.799 --> 00:17:21.400 saidy joys. Skinny back my Nika. Oh my six shooter's 270 00:17:21.440 --> 00:17:29.440 only gonna shoot five time. My three turn to mountains. 271 00:17:28.279 --> 00:17:31.000 Nor lord Joli, harry. 272 00:17:32.839 --> 00:17:37.000 Me repine my bye, s peez all out all that day. 273 00:17:37.160 --> 00:18:05.920 HOI give me back my Nika, he co. 274 00:18:06.559 --> 00:18:12.119 Dingy or carousin a sports But I'll get back my neck. 275 00:18:13.319 --> 00:18:17.240 To take it to the Supreme court. 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You see one full minute of this cleansing 296 00:19:36.519 --> 00:19:40.640 massage brings your skin Pomolive's full beautifying effect free. 297 00:19:40.920 --> 00:19:41.519 Then rinse. 298 00:19:41.920 --> 00:19:44.480 Do this just three times a day for fourteen days 299 00:19:44.759 --> 00:19:45.519 and that's all. 300 00:19:46.039 --> 00:19:50.400 Remember, doctors proved this beauty plan with Parmolid soap brought 301 00:19:50.480 --> 00:19:52.440 two out of free of all women tested a more 302 00:19:52.480 --> 00:19:56.799 beautiful complexion in just fourteen days, no matter what beauty 303 00:19:56.880 --> 00:19:59.960 care they used before. So get par moliff. 304 00:20:00.079 --> 00:20:02.519 So see what Parmala can do for your own complexion 305 00:20:02.559 --> 00:20:03.839 in only fourteen days. 306 00:20:04.240 --> 00:20:07.880 And for tabo shower for loveliness all over, get the 307 00:20:08.000 --> 00:20:10.559 new big Christy birth size Pamela. 308 00:20:22.799 --> 00:20:26.400 Well, Raggedy, you think the saxophone playing is improved. 309 00:20:26.599 --> 00:20:30.279 Well, Frankly, Judy, the timber of your vibratos proves your 310 00:20:30.359 --> 00:20:34.319 ambushoor is bad. You haven't enough a legro in your pizicato, 311 00:20:34.440 --> 00:20:37.160 and you don't sustain your crescendo. 312 00:20:38.000 --> 00:20:42.359 Now what does that mean in plain American? In plain American, Judy, 313 00:20:42.480 --> 00:20:44.079 you ain't got no small. 314 00:20:47.079 --> 00:20:50.599 You may tell me that I'm a square, Well, let's 315 00:20:50.599 --> 00:20:52.839 say you're a little on the icky size. 316 00:20:53.480 --> 00:20:56.200 All shock. Now, let's be fair about this thing. And Ragge, 317 00:20:56.279 --> 00:20:58.000 you ain't no Bobby Soycher yourself. 318 00:20:59.160 --> 00:21:02.839 I may never have swooned it, Frankie Sinatra. That's There 319 00:21:03.039 --> 00:21:05.640 have been times when I felt a little saint. 320 00:21:09.279 --> 00:21:15.200 Thank you radio. Do you like Frankie Sinatra singing? Oh yes, honey, 321 00:21:15.319 --> 00:21:20.400 mister Sinatra's singing really sends me. Sinatra sends you, Oh yes, ma'am. 322 00:21:20.720 --> 00:21:22.759 He may have to make two drifts, but he sends me. 323 00:21:30.880 --> 00:21:32.240 Good morning, Good morning, ladies. 324 00:21:32.240 --> 00:21:33.279 I have wonderful news. 325 00:21:33.359 --> 00:21:36.599 Oh with mister my real estate broker. Have you sold 326 00:21:36.640 --> 00:21:36.920 a house? 327 00:21:36.960 --> 00:21:39.079 Why yes, I sold it this morning and tomorrow. 328 00:21:38.799 --> 00:21:41.119 We go to Escrow Ascrow day. 329 00:21:41.240 --> 00:21:41.720 That's wall. 330 00:21:41.839 --> 00:21:43.400 Is that anywhere near Pismo Beach? 331 00:21:43.960 --> 00:21:48.880 Now swim myself, don't never night, whether you swim or not, 332 00:21:49.079 --> 00:21:50.880 we'll get away from that terrible neighbor. 333 00:21:51.359 --> 00:21:52.640 Have you lined this up another place? 334 00:21:52.720 --> 00:21:54.519 Oh, I've not only lined one up, I've bought it 335 00:21:54.599 --> 00:21:54.839 for you. 336 00:21:55.279 --> 00:21:56.839 Sly mister God back your hope. 337 00:21:56.839 --> 00:22:00.359 It ain't want no small Hollywood apartment, you do what well? 338 00:22:00.400 --> 00:22:02.960 Them Hollywood apartments is so small when you close the 339 00:22:03.000 --> 00:22:04.920 bedroom door of the door and now get in bed 340 00:22:04.960 --> 00:22:05.240 with you. 341 00:22:06.799 --> 00:22:08.440 And you know them brass door. And I've was on 342 00:22:08.519 --> 00:22:13.720 a cold night, how hard it is to buy? What 343 00:22:14.000 --> 00:22:14.599 is these chases? 344 00:22:14.720 --> 00:22:15.039 You said? 345 00:22:17.480 --> 00:22:18.119 Well, you know what. 346 00:22:21.119 --> 00:22:24.000 You Yes, there's something mysterious about it. I went to 347 00:22:24.079 --> 00:22:25.559 the Opa, but they referred. 348 00:22:25.279 --> 00:22:27.480 Me to the FBI. Well what house was that? 349 00:22:27.799 --> 00:22:30.880 The house on ninety second Street. Don't worry about the house. 350 00:22:30.880 --> 00:22:33.119 I did buy it for you, I didn't it that 351 00:22:33.240 --> 00:22:37.680 house on Well, Now with sola house, I can flame 352 00:22:37.720 --> 00:22:38.519 a saxophone. 353 00:22:44.160 --> 00:22:47.720 Oh why, mister Maxwell say, I thought you were a 354 00:22:47.839 --> 00:22:49.920 younger man, But you got white side burns. 355 00:22:50.079 --> 00:22:52.400 These hard side burns. I've got cotton stuff. 356 00:22:52.119 --> 00:22:54.960 In my ears might far greater cotton. There's some bow 357 00:22:55.039 --> 00:22:58.799 eavils crawling down your chin. What do you mean busting 358 00:22:58.839 --> 00:22:59.240 in like this? 359 00:22:59.400 --> 00:22:59.759 Anyhow? 360 00:23:00.119 --> 00:23:02.079 That's saxophone? Can't you play any other instrument? 361 00:23:02.759 --> 00:23:03.000 Well? 362 00:23:03.200 --> 00:23:05.079 I can play the split flip. 363 00:23:05.279 --> 00:23:06.200 Don't you mean foop? 364 00:23:06.559 --> 00:23:06.599 No? 365 00:23:06.839 --> 00:23:11.240 When I play ice pray? Yeah, killo flies. But if 366 00:23:11.319 --> 00:23:13.920 York can't murders the bee, where's why'm. 367 00:23:13.720 --> 00:23:14.240 Gonna be murdered? 368 00:23:14.279 --> 00:23:14.559 All right? 369 00:23:14.799 --> 00:23:16.759 I'm telling you that if you think if I thought 370 00:23:16.799 --> 00:23:18.160 that you, if you think to say, what. 371 00:23:18.200 --> 00:23:18.920 Am I mad about? 372 00:23:19.240 --> 00:23:20.599 I forgot when I came over here to tell you, 373 00:23:20.839 --> 00:23:22.960 I just bought this house and I'm gonna throw you off. 374 00:23:23.240 --> 00:23:23.720 Do you hear that? 375 00:23:23.839 --> 00:23:24.400 Ad I eat? 376 00:23:24.440 --> 00:23:28.200 Mister Maxwell bought our house and that mass back again? 377 00:23:28.559 --> 00:23:31.200 Oh, come in, mister go miss Canova, about that house 378 00:23:31.240 --> 00:23:32.880 I bought for you. I forgot to tell you where 379 00:23:32.880 --> 00:23:35.519 it is. Here's the address, mister Goff, why he sold 380 00:23:35.559 --> 00:23:37.640 me this house? What house did you buy, Miss Canova? 381 00:23:39.200 --> 00:23:40.440 When we bought your house? 382 00:23:43.079 --> 00:23:45.799 Hey, no, we're right back where we started. What are 383 00:23:45.839 --> 00:23:46.519 we gonna do about it? 384 00:23:47.000 --> 00:23:49.039 Well, I don't know what you're gonna do about it, 385 00:23:49.119 --> 00:23:52.799 but I gotta get back. I'm a practice. Oh my man, 386 00:23:53.440 --> 00:24:12.559 that boll. We all have dreams, some of 'em good 387 00:24:12.599 --> 00:24:13.480 and some of 'em bad. 388 00:24:14.000 --> 00:24:15.480 But there's one dream we all. 389 00:24:15.400 --> 00:24:17.400 Share with our loved ones and the armed forces who 390 00:24:17.440 --> 00:24:20.039 are still overseas, the dream of the time to come 391 00:24:20.079 --> 00:24:21.599 and we can all be together again. 392 00:24:22.240 --> 00:24:27.720 I'll buy that dream. Imagine me with my head on 393 00:24:27.960 --> 00:24:36.119 your should and you with your lives getting ball a 394 00:24:36.400 --> 00:24:43.640 god who love moods and us we'd meadow to side 395 00:24:44.039 --> 00:24:50.799 that dream. Imagine me and a girl right and love, 396 00:24:52.799 --> 00:24:59.680 and you thinking that for my dolly, a church love, 397 00:25:00.079 --> 00:25:11.000 Oh and those last minute joy that dream, A honeymoon 398 00:25:11.400 --> 00:25:16.519 and Carrol and a brand new auto gyro and on 399 00:25:16.839 --> 00:25:18.359 my rocket and a. 400 00:25:18.480 --> 00:25:25.799 Weed we'll settle down in Dallas and a little plastic dalace. 401 00:25:27.160 --> 00:25:33.079