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Speaker 1: I'm Laura Caane and this is Eric Grimmer, Hi and
Speaker 1: hy producer Brian.
Speaker 4: Hello.
Speaker 1: Okay, so I'm not wearing headphones right now because I'm
Speaker 1: wearing a scarf on my head And the reason why
Speaker 1: I'm not wearing headphones is because this is the only
Speaker 1: real Louis Biton item that I own.
Speaker 4: Scarf.
Speaker 1: Yes, this is actually real.
Speaker 4: It was.
Speaker 1: It was bought when I was once dating a rich man.
Speaker 1: It's old, but uh, it's real.
Speaker 4: Was it at one point expensive?
Speaker 1: Yes? It was. The scarf I think was just under
Speaker 1: one thousand.
Speaker 3: WHOA, what crazy for us? Scarf?
Speaker 1: Really three of them and I recently just found them
Speaker 1: and I was like, is that rich I had something? No,
Speaker 1: it's a long story. No, I don't know the answer.
Speaker 1: One hundred percent.
Speaker 4: He's still alive.
Speaker 1: Yes, that very much. So. Okay, every once in a
Speaker 1: while will text.
Speaker 4: To me, but this isn't the most recent. No, no, okay, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 1: In fact, oh, before we talk about doing jewelry. When
Speaker 1: we had Natalie the psychic medium, Reverend doctor Natalie vail In,
Speaker 1: and I think we talked about this on Thursday, I
Speaker 1: don't know if we did, but she brought in the
Speaker 1: tarot cards right, and she she just picked the real
Speaker 1: essential ones for us to pick from, and we picked
Speaker 1: one and it was it was fun and exciting or whatever.
Speaker 1: She left. We did our podcast. I noticed you did
Speaker 1: mention this last okay, but I'm going to tell you
Speaker 1: what she said. So I noticed that on the floor
Speaker 1: was face up the Tarot card the Lovers, like it
Speaker 1: had fallen out of her deck or whatever, and she
Speaker 1: had already left. So I was like, oh no. So
Speaker 1: I texted her and I said, hey, I know these
Speaker 1: cards are really important to you and they're very you know,
Speaker 1: authentic and everything, and I the Lovers fell out, I
Speaker 1: put it in a safe place, she texted. Bash goes,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that is very auspicious. She says, cards
Speaker 1: don't just jump out of the deck like that.
Speaker 4: Actually they do frequently too.
Speaker 1: Fine, this is not the first time I've heard.
Speaker 4: Playing cards have never gone missing ever.
Speaker 1: That I am going to find love this year.
Speaker 4: That may very well be the case. I don't know
Speaker 4: if it's connected to a card falling on the ground.
Speaker 1: That's what our resident psychic says, and I your resident skeptic.
Speaker 1: I do have a resident skeptic, that's for sure.
Speaker 4: She's a little skeptical.
Speaker 1: We were going to get to the scams of twenty
Speaker 1: twenty five, the big ones. I have a whole report,
Speaker 1: and boy are they serious. And they and I I
Speaker 1: have been targeted and I haven't fallen for some of
Speaker 1: these things. But I just wait, I have a whole report.
Speaker 1: I don't want you to be in a position that
Speaker 1: my friend currently is in, right because I'm telling you what.
Speaker 1: I have talked to her until I am blue in
Speaker 1: the face. She one thousand percent believes that she is
Speaker 1: talking to Kevin Costner.
Speaker 4: I bet she is. I hear he's a nice guy
Speaker 4: who likes to talk to people.
Speaker 1: Oh. She he invited her to his birthday party.
Speaker 4: Did she go?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 4: Oh? Was it canceled?
Speaker 1: I don't know. His daughter has gotten in contact with
Speaker 1: her and calls her mom. Oh Jesus Christ, it's like insane.
Speaker 1: Just wait. And then I have a story about a
Speaker 1: brad hit fake and it's it's really interesting stuff. So
Speaker 1: I have that at Rando News. I've tried, but she
Speaker 1: is so convinced. And I'll tell you why she's so convinced.
Speaker 1: Because of the technology these days, it's like you can
Speaker 1: pretend to be anyone.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: So they'll post my ring on social media. I posted
Speaker 2: it when I got it, but I'll repost.
Speaker 1: It, yes, and I'll have my mom and my sister
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Speaker 1: those two. Okay, So do we want to do Let's
Speaker 1: get into this scam. Okay, So here's the story. If
Speaker 1: you are thinking of divorcing your millionaire husband for Brad Pitt,
Speaker 1: maybe make sure he's real first.
Speaker 4: Brad Pitt is real? Okay, Okay, I've seen on TV.
Speaker 1: A fifty three year old woman in France got scammed
Speaker 1: out of eight hundred and fifty thousand dollars by a
Speaker 1: fake Brad Pitt.
Speaker 4: Dude, Brad Pitt is eight hundred and fifty k richard now.
Speaker 1: The scam first pretended to be Brad's mom and said
Speaker 1: that she this woman was exactly the woman that her
Speaker 1: son needed. She fell for.
Speaker 3: I bet Brad's girlfriend was upset about that.
Speaker 4: Brad doesn't need to Brad's girlfriend does not need to
Speaker 4: know about this.
Speaker 1: The victim then received messages in ai photos from fake
Speaker 1: Bread for a year and a half, like poems, and
Speaker 1: they even he even sent her a marriage proposal. He
Speaker 1: started asking for money, but saying that they'd send or
Speaker 1: luxury handbags if she paid for the customs bill.
Speaker 4: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: Eventually, if she's just married to a billionaire?
Speaker 1: Oh she was married to I don't know, I don't know. Well,
Speaker 1: here's the story. Eventually, fake Brad claimed he was hospitalized
Speaker 1: for kidney cancer and needed money for treatment because his
Speaker 1: bank accounts were frozen because of his divorce with Angelina Jolie.
Speaker 3: Oh cheez.
Speaker 1: The woman even received emails from a fake doctor that
Speaker 1: said Brad was fighting for his life, so she transferred
Speaker 1: money to a Turkish account. She realized last summer it
Speaker 1: was a scam when she saw photos of Brad with
Speaker 1: his girlfriend.
Speaker 4: M H, how cold Brad do this to her? After all? God,
Speaker 4: I'm heartbroken for this woman.
Speaker 1: She had to be hospitalized for severe depression.
Speaker 4: Oh man, she says.
Speaker 1: I asked myself why they chose me to do such
Speaker 1: harm like this. I've never harmed anyone. These people deserve hell.
Speaker 1: It's unclear if the scamera was ever caught.
Speaker 3: Probably not.
Speaker 1: This kind of stuff keeps me up at night. I
Speaker 1: get so I'm so mad about people that do this
Speaker 1: to other people, especially people who are older. People who
Speaker 1: scam people out of money and and and target people
Speaker 1: who are older. That just makes me enraged. So I
Speaker 1: did a little studying and I found the top scams
Speaker 1: of twenty twenty five and what to watch for and
Speaker 1: what to do and what not to do. Because I
Speaker 1: currently have an acquaintance who believes, she knows she thinks
Speaker 1: she is speaking to Kevin Costner. She talks to someone
Speaker 1: on the phone.
Speaker 4: Or she does. Does he have Kevin Costner's voice?
Speaker 3: Yep?
Speaker 4: Have you heard it?
Speaker 1: No? But she says, she goes you know, I've watched
Speaker 1: all his movies and he has you know, he has
Speaker 1: a distinct voice and it's him. Maybe, I said, these
Speaker 1: days people can create AI voices, images, anything, videos. I mean,
Speaker 1: like she claims she talked to him on FaceTime. I'm like,
Speaker 1: that was probably a whole I said, please, dear God,
Speaker 1: tell me you haven't sent him any of your banking
Speaker 1: information or anything. She goes, well, he did say that
Speaker 1: he was on a shoot and that he his handlers
Speaker 1: something something something couldn't get He couldn't get access to
Speaker 1: call her, so he needed calling cards, he needed like that.
Speaker 1: So long story short, She's out eight hundred dollars for
Speaker 1: various things before, Like, I believe me. I have. I
Speaker 1: have talked to her countless time. And then and then
Speaker 1: she says, oh, but his daughter's been calling me too,
Speaker 1: and she calls me mom, oh.
Speaker 4: God, I believe Yeah, I believe it again. I'm back
Speaker 4: on board.
Speaker 1: I'm like, this is it makes me so crazy. I
Speaker 1: just and they're so convincing, and like when there's somebody
Speaker 1: who is so vulnerable and is like and is liking
Speaker 1: the attention and is thinking that, like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: somebody like that really thinks that I'm something special. This
Speaker 1: makes me so angry. I want I just need to
Speaker 1: do something about it. So I did a little research,
Speaker 1: and I looked up the scams, the big scams of
Speaker 1: twenty twenty five, and I want you to be aware
Speaker 1: of them, because there's one on my phone right now.
Speaker 1: They're actually two that I knew were scams, and I
Speaker 1: actually chewed one of these guys out.
Speaker 2: Well, you know, Laura, one of the new ones that's
Speaker 2: popping up is anybody that gets a text that says
Speaker 2: you need to pay your.
Speaker 3: Your tol fee toll fee.
Speaker 4: I've got a couple of those.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I did too.
Speaker 4: Now Laura would respond to those, because she probably would
Speaker 4: be like, oh, I probably did forget to pay a
Speaker 4: tol fee.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know what I.
Speaker 1: Think I did. No, I didn't respond to it, but
Speaker 1: I thought that I did think that. I think, oh
Speaker 1: my gosh, did I go into the express lanes and
Speaker 1: didn't realize it? But yes, that is one of them.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So AI is AI is good and bad? Right, I mean,
Speaker 1: it's helpful and it's also horrible. Deep fake videos, fake products,
Speaker 1: faked cloned voices, fake images, fake texts. All of this
Speaker 1: is so easy to produce these days, impostors pretending to
Speaker 1: be a relative, a celebrity, a politician, a delivery person.
Speaker 1: People will text you, call you, email you, like, if
Speaker 1: you are not one hundred percent sure that you are
Speaker 1: talking to like somebody that you know, then don't fall
Speaker 1: for this because they are so sneaky these days. Texts
Speaker 1: and emails are more common now than phone calls are.
Speaker 1: Just like you said, the text about the toll fees.
Speaker 1: Sexual extortion, this is a new one, or it's becoming
Speaker 1: more popular where people ask, like younger girls or women, hey,
Speaker 1: send me some sexy photos. You're so hot, and then
Speaker 1: they build trust, you know, and they they think, oh,
Speaker 1: this might be my boyfriend, like oh my gosh, this
Speaker 1: guy really likes me. Da da da, I'm gonna send
Speaker 1: him some sexy nudes. And then they extort you and say,
Speaker 1: I'm going to send these to your family and your
Speaker 1: classmates and your teachers if you don't send me money.
Speaker 1: So that's one of the scams. A romance scam starts
Speaker 1: with a text or a private social media message. That's
Speaker 1: what happened to me on WhatsApp. Some dude named Casey
Speaker 1: sends me a message and says, and a picture. He's
Speaker 1: all buff and he's got like, you know, he's handsome
Speaker 1: and kind of rugged looking. I'm like, he's like, hey, Laura,
Speaker 1: what's up. It's been a long time on WhatsApp. And
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm playing the game because I know this
Speaker 1: isn't real. I said, how do I know you? And
Speaker 1: he said, oh, I saw you on social media? I
Speaker 1: see your stuff on social media, and uh, I think
Speaker 1: that you're in this and this, this and that, this
Speaker 1: and that. Look me up. So I looked him up
Speaker 1: on IMDb and this person is an actor. He's been
Speaker 1: in movies supposedly, and.
Speaker 4: You could be digging an actor right now, and you
Speaker 4: turn him down.
Speaker 1: I oh my god. Where I wish I had my
Speaker 1: phone with me. Where's my phone? I said to him.
Speaker 1: I said, like, you know what, I am not going
Speaker 1: to send you any money. I don't believe that you
Speaker 1: are real. I want you to leave me alone and
Speaker 1: go away. And he's like, I don't need your money.
Speaker 1: Do you see how much money I made? Do you
Speaker 1: do you know how much I'm worth? Like they try
Speaker 1: to build this trust with you and they try to
Speaker 1: like create a bond and it can last like a year. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then they go in for the kill.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, like, oh my gosh, I just found
Speaker 3: out that I have to have a an art.
Speaker 1: Surgery right exactly. And then they'll ask for like investment
Speaker 1: money or something, or I'm starting up a small business,
Speaker 1: and then by that time you fall in in love
Speaker 1: with this guy. You know. Accidental text. Have you ever
Speaker 1: gotten an accidental test text?
Speaker 4: Like, oh my god, I do play with these people.
Speaker 4: It's kind of funny.
Speaker 1: I do too, like, oh I'm sorry, I'm running late.
Speaker 1: I'll be there in five minutes. And then you go, wait,
Speaker 1: who is this?
Speaker 4: I always go along with They'd be like great, see
Speaker 4: I have I have one where he's like you want
Speaker 4: to you want to go shopping this week? And I
Speaker 4: was like, yeah, sure, where and what time? The day
Speaker 4: and time passed and I was like where were you?
Speaker 4: I was waiting at.
Speaker 1: Them, Oh my god, seat I I want to play
Speaker 1: with these people too, just waste their time, Yes, totally.
Speaker 1: So that's another way they get you, that that it's
Speaker 1: an accidental text, and then that you start up a
Speaker 1: conversation and then you build a friendship and blah blah blah.
Speaker 1: VO calls malicious apps QR codes. Watch for all of
Speaker 1: those things one time past codes. Watch for those online
Speaker 1: purchase scams fake stores. Like when you're scrolling through Instagram
Speaker 1: and you see a product and you're like, ooh, this
Speaker 1: looks super cool. I've done this one hundred times, like, oh, this,
Speaker 1: this is great. Why haven't I not seen this like
Speaker 1: in you know.
Speaker 4: If it's dirt cheap or if it's like ninety percent off,
Speaker 4: it's either not real or it's crap.
Speaker 1: Good.
Speaker 4: I know you've fallen for that multiple times.
Speaker 1: Well, no, I I have in the past been a
Speaker 1: victim of fraud. Yes, this is why so adamant about this.
Speaker 1: But they say, if you do buy something from Instagram
Speaker 1: or anything like that, pay with a credit card because
Speaker 1: usually your credit card can like they can insure it
Speaker 1: or they can reimburse you or whatever.
Speaker 4: Google the store and do your research.
Speaker 1: And employment scam. I've been getting a lot of these too. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like you can work from home and make six hundred
Speaker 1: dollars a week just doing Yelp reviews or something like that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I got offered one hundred and twenty thousand large
Speaker 4: job working from home.
Speaker 1: For real fake I mean, yeah, I know, but like this.
Speaker 4: Is a reputable company too. It wasn't the real company obviously,
Speaker 4: but they're getting so good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just want to expose these I like I
Speaker 1: told my friend, I go, this is a person who
Speaker 1: is sitting in a hut somewhere in like freaking Nigeria
Speaker 1: with a laptop. And wouldn't you know she keeps she's
Speaker 1: been getting like random phone calls from Nigeria. I go,
Speaker 1: what do you okay? The Kevin Coster thing?
Speaker 4: What do you.
Speaker 1: Are you not putting two and two together? And then
Speaker 1: her phone, all the pictures on her phone like the
Speaker 1: other day were like a bunch of photos got dumped
Speaker 1: into her photo album, a bunch of videos of kids
Speaker 1: playing in the streets in and from Africa, like they
Speaker 1: have access to her phone.
Speaker 4: Oh she was sharing her iCloud.
Speaker 1: Yes, I know. So that So it's becoming it's starting
Speaker 1: to click, but it's taking a while. So here's what
Speaker 1: you do. Be skeptical, Okay, always be skeptical when and
Speaker 1: always do your research and always google when someone contacts you.
Speaker 1: Don't share your personal information. I know that seems like
Speaker 1: common knowledge, but like when you start these people really like,
Speaker 1: build your trust. Don't click unknown links. Do your research.
Speaker 1: Don't refund or forward over payments. That's another thing that
Speaker 1: they said as a scam. And create a family password
Speaker 1: so you know that it's somebody within your close knit group.
Speaker 1: So and and you can help. You can you can
Speaker 1: lock your phone images. You're like, you're the pictures on
Speaker 1: your phone. There's a setting you can do that can
Speaker 1: protect your phone. I'm just like, so, I'm so upset
Speaker 1: about this because like, no matter how much I tell
Speaker 1: this person, it's not him. Yeah, I don't know what
Speaker 1: else to do. I don't know what else to do
Speaker 1: except for like show her research.
Speaker 3: You know you can do is you can with that email?
Speaker 3: You know? Two?
Speaker 2: You can I think you can take the email and
Speaker 2: have somebody How are they communicating?
Speaker 1: Well, originally she started communicating with him via Facebook Messenger,
Speaker 1: and then they took it to talking on the phone.
Speaker 3: You know what you can do.
Speaker 2: You can actually contact Facebook via email and say somebody
Speaker 2: is impersonating Kevin Costner and asking for money, and it'll like.
Speaker 3: It as fraud because we've had to do that before work.
Speaker 2: Yeah, where they people will say, hey, I've got this
Speaker 2: great apartment, you know, and it's four thousand dollars a month,
Speaker 2: and people will pay money and show up and be
Speaker 2: like I'm here to pick up my key and we're
Speaker 2: like what. And it's a total scam. And there was
Speaker 2: a guy on Facebook that was doing it and you
Speaker 2: wouldn't believe how many people he got money from.
Speaker 1: If it sounds too good to be true, yeah it is,
Speaker 1: it's not. I mean, don't it's don't fall for it,
Speaker 1: because it's well more than likely.
Speaker 2: I was watching the news this morning and I don't
Speaker 2: remember where the woman lived, like Atlanta or something, and
Speaker 2: she was saving money to open her own salon and
Speaker 2: she was at work with a client and she got
Speaker 2: a phone call on her cell phone from I think
Speaker 2: it was b of A.
Speaker 3: I can't remember the bank. I think it was b
Speaker 3: of A.
Speaker 2: And they said, hey, somebody is trying to access your
Speaker 2: account and withdraw twenty thousand dollars. So she looked on
Speaker 2: the back of her credit card and it was the
Speaker 2: same number, the same you know, customer service number that
Speaker 2: was calling her. So she was like okay, and they're like, okay,
Speaker 2: well you we need to put you in touch with
Speaker 2: a customer service rep and you know, in our fraud department,
Speaker 2: and you're going to need to transfer the money out
Speaker 2: of that account, put it into that we're going to
Speaker 2: set up another account for you. And her bank happened
Speaker 2: to be like right down the street, so she walked
Speaker 2: over with the person still on the phone and was
Speaker 2: at the teller's and her money got taken out. Oh
Speaker 2: and it was twenty grand. Twenty grand, and this makes
Speaker 2: me so sick. And because she authorized the transfer, the
Speaker 2: bank is like, well, we'll try and get it back, but.
Speaker 1: There's only so much they can do. Yeah, they're so advanced,
Speaker 1: and they're they're so they you can't catch these people.
Speaker 1: So this literally keeps me up at night, Like I
Speaker 1: can't stand people who take advantage of other people. I
Speaker 1: just that just gets me so enraged. So just be careful,
Speaker 1: don't first if it's too good to be true, it
Speaker 1: usually is fake.
Speaker 2: And I'm in the property management industry and you wouldn't
Speaker 2: believe how many times it happens. I'm not kidding, where
Speaker 2: people will not even check. They're like, oh, eight grand, okay,
Speaker 2: and then they want us to do something about it,
Speaker 2: and we're like, no, we had nothing to do with it.
Speaker 2: I know you got scammed.
Speaker 1: Like yeah, I mean, I don't feel like talking about
Speaker 1: it really, but I recently I tried to apply for
Speaker 1: a loan. It was a scam. It was I mean,
Speaker 1: they had the documents, they had everything. It was all Brian,
Speaker 1: please don't lave a meat. I mean it wasn't that recently,
Speaker 1: but it was. This is the latest. This is the
Speaker 1: last time I was scammed. And the bank said, we
Speaker 1: can't do anything because these people are very hard to catch.
Speaker 1: You just can't catch them.
Speaker 4: Is there so countries that aren't respect international law too,
Speaker 4: It's the exact problem.
Speaker 1: So anyway, please be careful. I just don't want you
Speaker 1: guys to be taken.
Speaker 2: Also, do not click on any links that say your
Speaker 2: UPS package, we can't deliver it because your address isn't verifiable.
Speaker 2: So click on this link, don't do it. Whether it's
Speaker 2: FedEx UPS.
Speaker 1: I've gotten that one too.
Speaker 2: Never click on an external link or Amazon. Now people
Speaker 2: are getting I've gotten them where it's like, you know,
Speaker 2: we noticed that somebody purchased a camera on your account,
Speaker 2: click on this link to verify, And I'm like, no,
Speaker 2: I'll just actually go to my Amazon account and look.
Speaker 1: And see how many times have you gotten the email
Speaker 1: from the geek squad that like you're that you just
Speaker 1: paid for a firewall or something like that.
Speaker 2: I just got this on my phone from It's constant.
Speaker 1: It's is constant, and I just, you know, I mean,
Speaker 1: is there anyway can we Is there a way to
Speaker 1: just completely uh secure ourselves?
Speaker 4: It requires yeah, be careful though, I mean it really
Speaker 4: just comes down to being cautious.
Speaker 2: Remember the McAfee yes to It was like, thank you
Speaker 2: for updating your membership, and I'm like, I didn't update
Speaker 2: my membership.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's that's the scam. As you go and you
Speaker 4: contact them and you're like I didn't do that, They're like, oh,
Speaker 4: we'll give you a refund, and then it's called the
Speaker 4: refunds gain.
Speaker 1: Yep, that's another one. Yeah, that's another See. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go crazy. I just I just this gets
Speaker 1: me so mad, so so so mad. Okay, now let's
Speaker 1: do some random news. Shall we play the music? Here
Speaker 1: are six weird things that will get you flagged every
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Speaker 1: that will get you flatted or vice versa. Yawning a lot.
Speaker 1: Why when people are stressed, they tend to want a need.
Speaker 2: Oxygen or they're just tired from having to wake up
Speaker 2: at them.
Speaker 4: I don't know about that one.
Speaker 1: Not making eye contact, being extra chatty with them, using
Speaker 1: way too much cologne or perfume because maybe you're trying
Speaker 1: to mask the smell of something else that's in your possession,
Speaker 1: or arguing or being too aggressive. It's a surefire away
Speaker 1: to get some extra attention. So don't do that now.
Speaker 1: Somebody I told you guys to put together a bucket list.
Speaker 1: I know, I kind of did this last minute. Maybe
Speaker 1: we can do this next week. But listen to this
Speaker 1: thirteen year old. Somebody found a thirteen year old's bucket list. Awesome, Okay,
Speaker 1: so it's it went viral. This is what this thirteen
Speaker 1: year old had on his little bucket list. Get a
Speaker 1: full taxidermy alligator that's pretty sick.
Speaker 4: That's a good one.
Speaker 1: Go to New Zealand, okay, fair, Discover a new species.
Speaker 4: That's okay, good luck with that one.
Speaker 3: Kid.
Speaker 1: Eat an octopus easy? Why would you do that? They're delicious, amazing, calm, awesome,
Speaker 1: befriend a bitter wrong. What it's a bear cat, it's
Speaker 1: a I don't know. Get a cool jeep, have a
Speaker 1: YouTube channel, the existence of goblins. Meet JK.
Speaker 4: Rowling controversial.
Speaker 1: Now become the world's leading expert on Red Wall, which
Speaker 1: is a fantasy book. Legally change my name, okay, get married,
Speaker 1: save an animal species, go on a fossil dig go
Speaker 1: snorkeling with a shark, help make a movie, meet an alien,
Speaker 1: become a millionaire, and beat up someone.
Speaker 4: This sounds like the opening theme song of that Phineas
Speaker 4: and Ferb show that used to play on Disney Channel.
Speaker 1: Wait, there's a theme song that was similar to this.
Speaker 4: Look look it up later. Yeah, look up the theme
Speaker 4: song and it may.
Speaker 1: Okay, now here are some modern trends that we're going
Speaker 1: to regret in ten years putting our whole lives on
Speaker 1: the internet.
Speaker 3: Oh for sure.
Speaker 4: I actually don't think we'll end up regretting that, because.
Speaker 1: The worst parts will resurface. You don't think so.
Speaker 4: I don't think so. I think people will never regret
Speaker 4: that they should. I don't think they.
Speaker 1: Will filming kids' worst moments for the Internet clout because
Speaker 1: those will also resurface.
Speaker 4: I don't think that's gonna We've already seen the consequences
Speaker 4: of that. America's like funniest how video has been around
Speaker 4: for a long time.
Speaker 1: Getting advice from TikTok influencers instead of actual experts.
Speaker 4: No, that will only get more popular. That's getting worse in.
Speaker 1: Fact, face tattoos.
Speaker 3: I hope so, oh God.
Speaker 1: Giving children unfettered access.
Speaker 3: To technology, absolutely, I hope so.
Speaker 1: Giving kids really terrible names, yep, yeah, I hope so.
Speaker 1: Sending DNA to a random company, Oh.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I did that.
Speaker 3: That one is especially important.
Speaker 1: Parents allowing children to run the.
Speaker 3: Show, for sure.
Speaker 1: When did we get so soft?
Speaker 3: I can't believe what kids get away with.
Speaker 4: Eric didn't let that happen with his kids, No way been.
Speaker 3: Oh I'd be in jail.
Speaker 2: You kid, I'm trying to think his kid wouldn't like
Speaker 2: would he'd be a great dad, But you'd be the
Speaker 2: strictest dad in the world.
Speaker 1: Now, would've spoken to would his kid rebel? Would be?
Speaker 2: I have maintained that if I was a parent, my
Speaker 2: kid would be either a porn star or a serial killer. Yeah, kid,
Speaker 2: I hope it's porn star because I would I wouldn't
Speaker 2: put up with that bullshit.
Speaker 3: For two seconds.
Speaker 1: Having an only fans page.
Speaker 4: You're going to I hope. So that's I don't regret it.
Speaker 4: There's a lot of them.
Speaker 1: You always say that like as a joke, but I
Speaker 1: feel like you have a secret OnlyFans page.
Speaker 4: No he doesn't have. I know, he doesn't have the
Speaker 4: guts to like put that stuff on Internet.
Speaker 1: Not the guts, the knowledge, that's the technology.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: There is a shocking amount of people with only fans though,
Speaker 4: Like it's just like shockingly high number.
Speaker 1: Like do you have a lot of friends that.
Speaker 4: Have No, I don't know anybody that does.
Speaker 1: But and they're for different I mean, it's not all nudity.
Speaker 4: Most of it is.
Speaker 1: It is.
Speaker 4: Most of it is. I've known, I have, I had a.
Speaker 1: Is it still popular? Like do you people still make
Speaker 1: money doing that? Oh?
Speaker 4: Yeah, they make a ship ton of money. It's yeah.
Speaker 4: I had a coworker whose girlfriend did it, and I
Speaker 4: was like, all.
Speaker 1: Right, like full blown everything.
Speaker 4: I think like poornography, but like nudes, not like like
Speaker 4: xx X, but right, I don't think most people are
Speaker 4: making like videos like that, but I think they're just posting.
Speaker 1: Like because with only fans you have to pay to
Speaker 1: get more and more deeper and deeper stuff, right.
Speaker 4: I think you just subscribe. It's just a subscription and
Speaker 4: then whatever they But I think there's tiers of membership
Speaker 4: or something which a tier you can subscribe to. I
Speaker 4: don't subscribe tone.
Speaker 1: I know. I don't think I've ever even seen.
Speaker 3: I had an only fans paid subscribe to it.
Speaker 4: I'd subscribe to it just for like, just for like, like, oh,
Speaker 4: do you subscribe to only fans? Yeah, it's just an
Speaker 4: old gig. I would do it just for fun.
Speaker 1: I've already seen your bits.
Speaker 3: No, true, I don't.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not gonna pay for that. What's a broccoli haircut?
Speaker 3: That is the Yeah, it's where it's curly and it's all.
Speaker 4: But it's a it's a fade on the side. Yeah,
Speaker 4: like afro on top.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Are you going to regret that in ten years?
Speaker 4: I don't know. It looks good on some people. It
Speaker 4: depends on how messy like messy it is.
Speaker 1: Now this one you're going to disagree with because we
Speaker 1: recently talked about this buying cyber truck.
Speaker 4: No, No, I don't think anyone will regret it, but
Speaker 4: it won't become it's not gonna be a classic or
Speaker 4: actually someday it might be a classic.
Speaker 1: Collector car buying NFTs like gone, those are gone.
Speaker 4: Those are like long purposes.
Speaker 1: All right, and now we're going to have an argument
Speaker 1: because Rolling Stone has come out with the list of
Speaker 1: the twenty five I want list all the twenty five
Speaker 1: but most best greatest albums of the twenty first century.
Speaker 4: Okay, rolling Stone twenty first century? Yes, oh crap.
Speaker 1: So far, let's go. Let's do twenty. I'll start with
Speaker 1: number twenty. Wait, let us guess top five, all right,
Speaker 1: throw us some them out and tell me.
Speaker 4: Taylor Swift Eras or something.
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift is on here, but it's not Eras Eric.
Speaker 4: You can make a guess.
Speaker 1: It's folklore.
Speaker 3: Okay. Oh, and that's number five.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say of the twenty first century, right, probably
Speaker 2: something by oh God, who's popular that we couldn't even
Speaker 2: care about, Like.
Speaker 4: Is there Coldplay on?
Speaker 1: There?
Speaker 3: Is Beyonce on? There?
Speaker 1: Beyonce's number one? Brother?
Speaker 3: Oh she is Lemonade?
Speaker 1: Lemonade number one, Fudge greatest album of the twenty first century,
Speaker 1: according to Rolling Stone. Okay, kid a Radiohead I totally
Speaker 1: agree with that is number two. Frank Ocean's Blonde is
Speaker 1: number three.
Speaker 4: That actually I don't like Frank Ocean, but that makes sense.
Speaker 4: That is I know that was really popular.
Speaker 1: Outcast Stankonia hell No is number outcast, that's crazy. And
Speaker 1: then five is Taylor Swift, six, Kendrick Lamar, Good Kid,
Speaker 1: Mad City, My Beautiful, Dark, Twisted Fantasy, Kanye West, number eight,
Speaker 1: Bad Bunny, number nine, Oon Verano Scene Tea, Yeah, is
Speaker 1: this it? The Strokes The Blueprint jay z is number twelve.
Speaker 1: Fiona Apple. That super long title the isiler wheel is
Speaker 1: wiser than the driver of the screw and whipping cords
Speaker 1: will serve you more than ropes will ever do. That's
Speaker 1: the name of her album.
Speaker 4: That's kind of badass.
Speaker 1: Thirteen fourteen Elephant the White Stripes, Lena del Rey, which
Speaker 1: one Norman King.
Speaker 4: Rockwell, that's fair is pretty good. Not gonna lie, Yeah,
Speaker 4: I like her.
Speaker 1: Beyonce back on the list number sixteen, No with Beyonce,
Speaker 1: Adele's number seventeen, with twenty one Missy Elliott under Construction,
Speaker 1: number eighteen, Love and Theft Bob Dylan.
Speaker 4: That was the twenty first century. I'm just reading like
Speaker 4: two thousand and one.
Speaker 3: I'm just yeah, read serious.
Speaker 1: Now, Uh, the Fame Monster, Lady Gaga number twenty was
Speaker 1: Anti Rihanna number twenty one, Rosaliah el mall Carrier I
Speaker 1: said that terribly. Drake Take Care is number twenty three,
Speaker 1: David Bowie Blackstar twenty four, and Lord Melodrama is number
Speaker 1: twenty five. Those are the greatest albums of the twenty
Speaker 1: first century so far, according to Rolling Stone.
Speaker 4: No whatever, no modest mouse, No where are some other
Speaker 4: like generational like.
Speaker 1: I mean, there's a lot of things that are.
Speaker 4: Lincoln Park here, Lincoln Paul. I don't even like Lincoln Park,
Speaker 4: but they were like pretty damn iconic in early two thousands.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 3: No Madonna, Yeah, well, I don't.
Speaker 4: Do anything good since two thousand.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, right, yeah, she has.
Speaker 3: She did music, she did Confessions on a dance floor.
Speaker 1: All I know is murder on the dance floor.
Speaker 4: That's not no.
Speaker 3: I know Madonna.
Speaker 1: I know. So I don't know any note.
Speaker 4: I don't know. I think there's just some stuff missing there.
Speaker 1: And for forty five thousand dollars a year, would you
Speaker 1: drive around the country in a Planter's mobile?
Speaker 4: No, okay, there's a shockingly low amount of money.
Speaker 1: But you get to drive around the whole country and
Speaker 1: see the see the country and like a year that's
Speaker 1: like and they pay for your room on board and everything.
Speaker 3: That's there.
Speaker 4: Was no Eminem on there, dude.
Speaker 3: Ugh, who cares?
Speaker 1: That is a travesty.
Speaker 4: That is not a traves A lot of good songs
Speaker 4: that came out from Eminem.
Speaker 1: Is one of the greatest lyricists.
Speaker 4: I would say, arguably some of his best in the nineties.
Speaker 4: There's some really good stuff from the two thousands albums.
Speaker 1: I told Evan, I go, you know what, when you
Speaker 1: were in the womb, that's all I listened to to Eminem,
Speaker 1: So I go, I think that's that's why you get
Speaker 1: your love of hip hop, not hip hop, but rap.
Speaker 1: That's why you love rap so much, just because I
Speaker 1: listened to Eminem con and he just came out with
Speaker 1: a new album and he's going on tour.
Speaker 4: Also, no Arctic Monkeys, no Arcade Fire. Those guys are
Speaker 4: all well, maybe those are a little more niche. I
Speaker 4: don't know.
Speaker 1: Celen Gomez, no carry Under, none of your songs, just
Speaker 1: as well. Adele was on there.
Speaker 4: No ce.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, is there anything I'm forgetting to tell you? Guys?
Speaker 1: I think that's it. You guys, don't get scanned. Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't want you to get scanned. I don't want
Speaker 1: I don't want you to get don't your money, don't
Speaker 1: do it, don't do it.
Speaker 4: Don't do it, all right, I won't. Thanks for the advice,
Speaker 4: all right, should do it?
Speaker 1: Okay, we'll be back next week. Yes, and uh, I
Speaker 1: love you.
Speaker 3: I love you.
Speaker 1: I say I'm saying that like you say it every week.
Speaker 3: I love you.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 4: I got a quick story about No, it's nothing recent,
Speaker 4: but we were talking about what gets you flagged at
Speaker 4: t s A, because I've been flagged by TSA before,
Speaker 4: but not in the line. I've been flagged before I
Speaker 4: even got my ticket because when I was flying backs
Speaker 4: from Turks and Caicos this last year, I tried to
Speaker 4: check it online twenty four hours four and it wouldn't
Speaker 4: let me, like, sorry, you can't check in. You'll check
Speaker 4: it at the airport, which is never a good sign.
Speaker 4: So I go up, So go to get to the airport,
Speaker 4: go up, get my ticket, and on big fat black
Speaker 4: letters this SSSS, which means I don't know what stands for,
Speaker 4: but means you're gonna get pulled aside for additional security
Speaker 4: so I can make it through TSA. And then while
Speaker 4: we're in like the uh what you wanna call it?
Speaker 4: The boarding area, Me and like fifteen people get our
Speaker 4: names called out to go up to the front of
Speaker 4: like right right by where we board, right before boarding starts,
Speaker 4: and they pulled all of our crap out of our suitcases,
Speaker 4: all like any electronics. I had everything they need. They
Speaker 4: swabbed my hands, they swabbed all my electronics, they swapped
Speaker 4: the inside my suitcase. Took about like ten minutes, and
Speaker 4: they let me board the plane early though. After that
Speaker 4: they're like, all right, you can go board the plane now.
Speaker 4: I was like yes, but yeah, it was pretty like
Speaker 4: it's pretty serious. Oh do you know, it's probably random.
Speaker 1: Oh, it was just a random thing, probably.
Speaker 4: Because it was it was a their system that it
Speaker 4: wasn't like you look suspicious at the airport because it
Speaker 4: was way before any of that. But a lot of
Speaker 4: people got flagged. They fagged like fifteen or twenty people.
Speaker 4: So my guess is that was random. I've been traveling,
Speaker 4: all three of us.
Speaker 1: If we were all traveling, who would be flagged by
Speaker 1: the ts Why?
Speaker 3: Because you're way too chatty?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm super chatty, but like.
Speaker 4: The history of being chatty.
Speaker 1: I have a history of being chatty.
Speaker 4: That's not I was making a joke there.
Speaker 1: I do make eye contact. I don't wear a lot
Speaker 1: of perfume.
Speaker 4: I feel like you would get a little nervous. You
Speaker 4: would just start talking.
Speaker 1: You know what. I have like that guilt, Yeah, no
Speaker 1: matter what, even when I'm using my sentry when I
Speaker 1: crossed the border, She's like, it's really be like they
Speaker 1: are you? Are you taking anything across? Like I always know, No,
Speaker 1: I've always I'm not.
Speaker 4: There's nothing in the trunk. Really, there's nothing.
Speaker 1: There's no people in Igno, Like like, why am I
Speaker 1: so guilt?
Speaker 4: But you would, honestly, you would look like a drug
Speaker 4: smoker him.
Speaker 1: I know, you know what I would. I totally agree
Speaker 1: with you.
Speaker 3: Oh God, but.
Speaker 1: You know what you would too.
Speaker 4: Maybe he would accident, but he would accidentally bring something legal.
Speaker 1: Across or someone will plant something on him.
Speaker 4: No, he would actually buy something that's like super legal
Speaker 4: here that he didn't realize. Is we go where he
Speaker 4: bought it and cross the border with it.
Speaker 1: Probably, you know, like what can you know bring you
Speaker 1: can't bring like fruits and vegetables and like or something I.
Speaker 4: Could see him doing more serious than that, though, I
Speaker 4: don't know what, but like cubid cigars.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, because I smoke so much.
Speaker 4: But he'd be like, oh, keep sack. You know.
Speaker 1: I don't know, but anyway, you guys, thank you so
Speaker 1: much for listening and watching. We love you so much
Speaker 1: and love your podcast.
Speaker 3: Love your podcast.
Speaker 1: I love you, my sweet babies. Happy birthday, Charlie. His
Speaker 1: birthday was.
Speaker 3: Pappy Birthday, Charlie. Ah, just a baby.
Speaker 1: I know I love him. I never do