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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>another edition of idiotology. We'll let your taco.

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<v Speaker 2>One on one one w j r R. But you're

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<v Speaker 2>freaking idiots, all right? Hey, I want to encourage you.

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<v Speaker 2>from George thoroughgood listener suggestion this morning good one by

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<v Speaker 2>the way, which is going to be bad to the bone.

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<v Speaker 2>I drink alone or move it on over. I like

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<v Speaker 2>it when you take the listeners suggestions. Keep those coming in.

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<v Speaker 2>You can text num or whatever text number, email them

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<v Speaker 2>to me. Somebody who votes is winning Summer of loud tickets. Sorry,

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<v Speaker 2>I just had to run up from the first floor.

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<v Speaker 1>I was gonna say you're okay, do you have an

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<v Speaker 1>episode or nope? Golden, okay, just make sure you're okay.

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<v Speaker 1>To buddy over here. I have one hundred percent as

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<v Speaker 1>of late, I'm bating one hundred man. Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>This is just a world that I just marvel at

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<v Speaker 2>and hope I never ever get sucked into inadvertently or

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<v Speaker 2>get caught in.

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<v Speaker 1>The crossfire more like like drug world, the feud world.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't see you getting a rap argument.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, you could easily get caught up in this if

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<v Speaker 2>you happen to have been in Chicago O'Hare Airport earlier

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<v Speaker 2>this week, where Chicago police haven't really announced a motive

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<v Speaker 2>yet for the attack that happened in the arrival arriving

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<v Speaker 2>flight area the lower level of O'Hare, but they do

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<v Speaker 2>know that two separate groups stepped off a Spirit Airlines

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<v Speaker 2>flight from Houston, made their way to the baggage claim,

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<v Speaker 2>and that's where all hell started to pop in. It

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<v Speaker 2>turns out that the two parties were feuding rappers, screaming

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<v Speaker 2>expletives and throwing punches. The brawl escalated from the baggage area,

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<v Speaker 2>moved into a vestibule before eventually spilling onto the street outside.

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<v Speaker 2>It's at this point that someone in the me called

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<v Speaker 2>for the gun car, called for the gun car. This

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<v Speaker 2>is when the rest of the crew rolls up and

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<v Speaker 2>its occupants jump out and began opening fire with rifle

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<v Speaker 2>style guns in nine millimeters and all these more people

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<v Speaker 2>just on the sidewalker, you know, caught.

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<v Speaker 1>In the crossfire. This mess. Oh my god, is there like,

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<v Speaker 1>there's gotta be video of this. It's gotta be insanity

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<v Speaker 1>called for the gun car Taco.

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<v Speaker 2>Fifty seven shell casings were collected by police afterwards. Meanwhile,

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<v Speaker 2>it's a major miracle that no one was killed. One

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<v Speaker 2>of the feuding rappers was was did take some incoming

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<v Speaker 2>and was treated at a local hospital. Police meanwhile, are

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<v Speaker 2>having a tough time finding any witnesses that saw anything.

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<v Speaker 1>Yo, get the gun cam.

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<v Speaker 3>They all piled in the gun car and sped off it.

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<v Speaker 3>Did they leave their bags? I mean, they didn't know

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<v Speaker 3>if they were freed their bags or not. I think

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<v Speaker 3>they probably left carry on So now you can bust

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<v Speaker 3>them all.

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<v Speaker 1>They're just rolling into patch shy town for the weekend.

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<v Speaker 1>If you have even if you have a carry on, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>chances are might have checked a bag. If so, they're

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<v Speaker 1>screwed on that level. Even with a carry on. You

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<v Speaker 1>can't fight with your bag on. You know what, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>geting to have carry ons are on rolling wheels. What

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<v Speaker 1>are you gonna do? Am I fighting somebody else?

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<v Speaker 3>Like this?

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<v Speaker 2>Pat?

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<v Speaker 1>Look getting closer to you?

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<v Speaker 3>Am I fighting off?

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<v Speaker 1>All? I got my bag in my left hand, and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, oh, one of the handed punches because I'm

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<v Speaker 1>dragging a bag. I mean these you gotta really.

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<v Speaker 2>The other part too, is you obviously have to call

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<v Speaker 2>for the gun car because you're you're rolling in from

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<v Speaker 2>each town, right you had.

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<v Speaker 1>You're a rapper.

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<v Speaker 2>You're gonna have your gun, which you have to declare,

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<v Speaker 2>and that's packed away unloaded in your luggage now, so

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<v Speaker 2>you don't even have access to your gun.

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<v Speaker 1>In your bag on the wheels. They're in the vestibule.

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<v Speaker 1>So you got a call for the gun car. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so now you got to dial the phone while the

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<v Speaker 1>other or you have you have gun car on speed dial.

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<v Speaker 1>Probably my life is so boring. Yeah, mind too? Oh

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<v Speaker 1>yours too?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>You okay, Yeah, I know we're missing out. Huh. Checked

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<v Speaker 1>bag is where their gun is? So they're gun do

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<v Speaker 1>they do? You think they put their name on their

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<v Speaker 1>bag like normal normal people since they rappers say kills,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, because that bag is going to be tracked

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<v Speaker 1>to them and get a busted. We're gonna solve this,

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<v Speaker 1>Oh god, a matter of breath from doing walking with

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<v Speaker 1>the rolling suitcase in one hand and swinging with the other.

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<v Speaker 1>Good hooks, weren't they they were? You were?

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<v Speaker 3>Uh?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean you were getting some cardio in there.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like Rocky Road, yea, yeah, you were something.

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<v Speaker 2>Scott Peterson convicted Scott killer Scott Peterson in the news again.

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<v Speaker 2>He's one that killed his wife, his pregnant wife, and

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<v Speaker 2>then turned to San Francisco Bay. What a piece of

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<v Speaker 2>He didn't have anything to.

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<v Speaker 3>Do with that, Bob.

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<v Speaker 1>Of course she's carrying your kid.

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<v Speaker 2>He's currently serving life in prison without the possibility of parole.

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<v Speaker 2>Convicted back in two thousand and five for the two

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<v Speaker 2>thousand and two murdered his wife, Lacey and their unborn son,

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<v Speaker 2>Connor At Peterson went fishing on Christmas Eve. Just trying

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<v Speaker 2>to refresh, refresh for any of you who might not remember.

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<v Speaker 2>Scott Peterson went fishing on Christmas Eve, the day Lacey

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<v Speaker 2>vanished and was reported missing. He initially told the cops

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<v Speaker 2>Lacey planned to walk the couple's dog while he was away.

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<v Speaker 2>He claimed he returned home and only found the dog

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<v Speaker 2>still wearing a leash and Lacey was gone.

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<v Speaker 1>And remember at the very beginning, they're like, oh, you

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<v Speaker 1>lost his wife and she's pregnant, and they felt bad

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<v Speaker 1>for Remember, there was a couple of minutes where they

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<v Speaker 1>felt bad for him, and then they go, oh, something suspicious, and.

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<v Speaker 2>Then of course the news of the affair with his

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<v Speaker 2>Amber Fry character comes out and is revealed, and uh yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Then the bodies are found three months later and washed

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<v Speaker 2>up on the San Francisco Shore in San Francisco.

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<v Speaker 1>Back instead of fish and he was releasing her.

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<v Speaker 2>He got his ass kicked in prison this week and

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<v Speaker 2>in a pickleball disputes.

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<v Speaker 1>I love it. I can't believe they have access to pickleball.

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<v Speaker 1>Pickall play pickleball in the big house, a killer. You

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<v Speaker 1>didn't have that when you were doing your stretch out

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<v Speaker 1>on the West coastin no sing sing pickleball hadn't even

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<v Speaker 1>around yet. Pickleball is still just a pickle.

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<v Speaker 2>You guys were shooting dice off in the yard, right, yeah, yeah, trading,

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<v Speaker 2>trading six Lucy's.

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<v Speaker 1>We were playing craps. They'd front me, you know what

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<v Speaker 1>I'm saying. They'd front me, and uh, because I was

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<v Speaker 1>the rat pepe twine guy. I was the wine supplier. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>we all know, in the house. So they'd let me

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<v Speaker 1>kind of play for free. That was my sig. Your credit. Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>I got a shot for you back in the I

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<v Speaker 1>had to stash that. Oh, that was tough. The rat

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<v Speaker 1>p pache. Did you use the old pocket purse?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 1>I used that for other yeah, the no. The the

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<v Speaker 1>rat pepeach wine I concocted. You know how you like

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<v Speaker 1>you've seen cut out Bible?

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<v Speaker 2>Right?

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<v Speaker 1>You know what I'm saying, The Bible that's cut out

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<v Speaker 1>and people keep drugs in or something. Sure this, I

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<v Speaker 1>had a mattress that the underside was cut out. In

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<v Speaker 1>the dead center is cut out. The stuffing was pulled out.

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<v Speaker 1>You'd put the rat peep peach wine, the fermented finished

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<v Speaker 1>version that I did over the twenty your version of

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<v Speaker 1>a wine cellar, and it was it was in that

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<v Speaker 1>hole where I pulled out the stuffing. Then I'd replaced

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<v Speaker 1>the stuffing. Mm hm. If I was only Pinocchio, right,

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<v Speaker 1>you'd be poking my eyes out right now. Hey, somebody said,

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<v Speaker 1>imagine if one rapper had to run to the luggage

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<v Speaker 1>shoot to find his bag and then came sliding down

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<v Speaker 1>shooting pat because he got a gun out of the bag.

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<v Speaker 1>He's in one fell swoop.

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<v Speaker 2>He's popping open the bag while he's sliding down the

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<v Speaker 2>baggage shoot.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh.

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<v Speaker 2>He is fumbling around to reassemble his gun and load

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<v Speaker 2>it U you know, because it has to be safely

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<v Speaker 2>packed away unloaded, uh.

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<v Speaker 1>And fumbling around it.

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<v Speaker 2>Bullets are flying left and right, and he manages and

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<v Speaker 2>then in the same movement.

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<v Speaker 1>Turns that sucker sideways, you know, all street, the gangster version.

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<v Speaker 1>But Pat, you gotta understand, you don't get into the

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<v Speaker 1>intricacies of grabs his gun and puts it back together,

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<v Speaker 1>because he ended up taking apart to hell with all that.

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<v Speaker 1>You've just got him, Like, what's that the action star

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<v Speaker 1>you know, die hard Bruce Willis You got him? Look

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<v Speaker 1>running and sliding down down h down rules all right?

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<v Speaker 1>Sports fanatic? Dude, do we ever hear the name of

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<v Speaker 1>the rappers bands? No rap whatever? Yeah they haven't.

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<v Speaker 2>They're still flying spirit somebody I haven't busted through yet

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<v Speaker 2>to the big time.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah that's true. Somebody said, no one got killed because

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<v Speaker 1>they were all holding their guns sideways. They don't have

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<v Speaker 1>proper training. Damn straight, can't shoot straight.

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<v Speaker 2>Gang Oh.

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<v Speaker 1>Somebody else said, thank you for the zeppelin And I

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<v Speaker 1>noticed what you did there to tell me if I'm

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<v Speaker 1>right on this, I said it on the air. I

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<v Speaker 1>was taking I was in the bathroom taking a pie day. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>when I was well, I figured that out just by

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<v Speaker 1>looking at this little custard pie. When you did that tease, Pat,

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<v Speaker 1>I was. I was, no, are you listening, because you're not.

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<v Speaker 1>You were doing the t's while I was taking a pee.

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<v Speaker 1>If you recall, I ran to the men's room and

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<v Speaker 1>filled my water so sick burned poups.

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<v Speaker 2>Dude, try running this one by uh the old wife.

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<v Speaker 2>I've done the math in my head. This would never

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<v Speaker 2>fly as much as she's some times. Let's be slide

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<v Speaker 2>on the electronics department. Okay, what look just inside this

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<v Speaker 2>weekend as the NCAA Conference Championship games are going on,

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<v Speaker 2>then a selection Sunday, and of course it's March madness.

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<v Speaker 2>Here comes Samsung with their buzzer beater bundle. Create your

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<v Speaker 2>own sports bar at home, guys.

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<v Speaker 1>Eight TVs.

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<v Speaker 2>They'll sell you a bundle of eight TVs so you

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<v Speaker 2>can create a wall of games. Don't they just over

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<v Speaker 2>ten grand?

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<v Speaker 1>What it will run you.

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<v Speaker 2>You're gonna get eight screens, a ninety eight inchure, a

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<v Speaker 2>sixty five inchure, three sixty five inch four K TVs

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<v Speaker 2>and three fifty five inch four K TVs.

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<v Speaker 1>No old EDGs, though we already got that at Club Drews,

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<v Speaker 1>my buddy Drewsy. It's one, two, three, four, five, six

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<v Speaker 1>TVs lined up, and you've seen pagers no longer married. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>exactly right, Yes, exactly Sten wj r r