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Speaker 2: This is just a world that I just marvel at
Speaker 2: and hope I never ever get sucked into inadvertently or
Speaker 2: get caught in.
Speaker 1: The crossfire more like like drug world, the feud world.
Speaker 1: I don't see you getting a rap argument.
Speaker 2: Well, you could easily get caught up in this if
Speaker 2: you happen to have been in Chicago O'Hare Airport earlier
Speaker 2: this week, where Chicago police haven't really announced a motive
Speaker 2: yet for the attack that happened in the arrival arriving
Speaker 2: flight area the lower level of O'Hare, but they do
Speaker 2: know that two separate groups stepped off a Spirit Airlines
Speaker 2: flight from Houston, made their way to the baggage claim,
Speaker 2: and that's where all hell started to pop in. It
Speaker 2: turns out that the two parties were feuding rappers, screaming
Speaker 2: expletives and throwing punches. The brawl escalated from the baggage area,
Speaker 2: moved into a vestibule before eventually spilling onto the street outside.
Speaker 2: It's at this point that someone in the me called
Speaker 2: for the gun car, called for the gun car. This
Speaker 2: is when the rest of the crew rolls up and
Speaker 2: its occupants jump out and began opening fire with rifle
Speaker 2: style guns in nine millimeters and all these more people
Speaker 2: just on the sidewalker, you know, caught.
Speaker 1: In the crossfire. This mess. Oh my god, is there like,
Speaker 1: there's gotta be video of this. It's gotta be insanity
Speaker 1: called for the gun car Taco.
Speaker 2: Fifty seven shell casings were collected by police afterwards. Meanwhile,
Speaker 2: it's a major miracle that no one was killed. One
Speaker 2: of the feuding rappers was was did take some incoming
Speaker 2: and was treated at a local hospital. Police meanwhile, are
Speaker 2: having a tough time finding any witnesses that saw anything.
Speaker 1: Yo, get the gun cam.
Speaker 3: They all piled in the gun car and sped off it.
Speaker 3: Did they leave their bags? I mean, they didn't know
Speaker 3: if they were freed their bags or not. I think
Speaker 3: they probably left carry on So now you can bust
Speaker 3: them all.
Speaker 1: They're just rolling into patch shy town for the weekend.
Speaker 1: If you have even if you have a carry on, okay,
Speaker 1: chances are might have checked a bag. If so, they're
Speaker 1: screwed on that level. Even with a carry on. You
Speaker 1: can't fight with your bag on. You know what, I'm
Speaker 1: geting to have carry ons are on rolling wheels. What
Speaker 1: are you gonna do? Am I fighting somebody else?
Speaker 3: Like this?
Speaker 2: Pat?
Speaker 1: Look getting closer to you?
Speaker 3: Am I fighting off?
Speaker 1: All? I got my bag in my left hand, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, one of the handed punches because I'm
Speaker 1: dragging a bag. I mean these you gotta really.
Speaker 2: The other part too, is you obviously have to call
Speaker 2: for the gun car because you're you're rolling in from
Speaker 2: each town, right you had.
Speaker 1: You're a rapper.
Speaker 2: You're gonna have your gun, which you have to declare,
Speaker 2: and that's packed away unloaded in your luggage now, so
Speaker 2: you don't even have access to your gun.
Speaker 1: In your bag on the wheels. They're in the vestibule.
Speaker 1: So you got a call for the gun car. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so now you got to dial the phone while the
Speaker 1: other or you have you have gun car on speed dial.
Speaker 1: Probably my life is so boring. Yeah, mind too? Oh
Speaker 1: yours too?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: You okay, Yeah, I know we're missing out. Huh. Checked
Speaker 1: bag is where their gun is? So they're gun do
Speaker 1: they do? You think they put their name on their
Speaker 1: bag like normal normal people since they rappers say kills,
Speaker 1: you know, because that bag is going to be tracked
Speaker 1: to them and get a busted. We're gonna solve this,
Speaker 1: Oh god, a matter of breath from doing walking with
Speaker 1: the rolling suitcase in one hand and swinging with the other.
Speaker 1: Good hooks, weren't they they were? You were?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean you were getting some cardio in there.
Speaker 2: I was like Rocky Road, yea, yeah, you were something.
Speaker 2: Scott Peterson convicted Scott killer Scott Peterson in the news again.
Speaker 2: He's one that killed his wife, his pregnant wife, and
Speaker 2: then turned to San Francisco Bay. What a piece of
Speaker 2: He didn't have anything to.
Speaker 3: Do with that, Bob.
Speaker 1: Of course she's carrying your kid.
Speaker 2: He's currently serving life in prison without the possibility of parole.
Speaker 2: Convicted back in two thousand and five for the two
Speaker 2: thousand and two murdered his wife, Lacey and their unborn son,
Speaker 2: Connor At Peterson went fishing on Christmas Eve. Just trying
Speaker 2: to refresh, refresh for any of you who might not remember.
Speaker 2: Scott Peterson went fishing on Christmas Eve, the day Lacey
Speaker 2: vanished and was reported missing. He initially told the cops
Speaker 2: Lacey planned to walk the couple's dog while he was away.
Speaker 2: He claimed he returned home and only found the dog
Speaker 2: still wearing a leash and Lacey was gone.
Speaker 1: And remember at the very beginning, they're like, oh, you
Speaker 1: lost his wife and she's pregnant, and they felt bad
Speaker 1: for Remember, there was a couple of minutes where they
Speaker 1: felt bad for him, and then they go, oh, something suspicious, and.
Speaker 2: Then of course the news of the affair with his
Speaker 2: Amber Fry character comes out and is revealed, and uh yeah.
Speaker 2: Then the bodies are found three months later and washed
Speaker 2: up on the San Francisco Shore in San Francisco.
Speaker 1: Back instead of fish and he was releasing her.
Speaker 2: He got his ass kicked in prison this week and
Speaker 2: in a pickleball disputes.
Speaker 1: I love it. I can't believe they have access to pickleball.
Speaker 1: Pickall play pickleball in the big house, a killer. You
Speaker 1: didn't have that when you were doing your stretch out
Speaker 1: on the West coastin no sing sing pickleball hadn't even
Speaker 1: around yet. Pickleball is still just a pickle.
Speaker 2: You guys were shooting dice off in the yard, right, yeah, yeah, trading,
Speaker 2: trading six Lucy's.
Speaker 1: We were playing craps. They'd front me, you know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. They'd front me, and uh, because I was
Speaker 1: the rat pepe twine guy. I was the wine supplier. Yes,
Speaker 1: we all know, in the house. So they'd let me
Speaker 1: kind of play for free. That was my sig. Your credit. Hey,
Speaker 1: I got a shot for you back in the I
Speaker 1: had to stash that. Oh, that was tough. The rat
Speaker 1: p pache. Did you use the old pocket purse?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: I used that for other yeah, the no. The the
Speaker 1: rat pepeach wine I concocted. You know how you like
Speaker 1: you've seen cut out Bible?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, The Bible that's cut out
Speaker 1: and people keep drugs in or something. Sure this, I
Speaker 1: had a mattress that the underside was cut out. In
Speaker 1: the dead center is cut out. The stuffing was pulled out.
Speaker 1: You'd put the rat peep peach wine, the fermented finished
Speaker 1: version that I did over the twenty your version of
Speaker 1: a wine cellar, and it was it was in that
Speaker 1: hole where I pulled out the stuffing. Then I'd replaced
Speaker 1: the stuffing. Mm hm. If I was only Pinocchio, right,
Speaker 1: you'd be poking my eyes out right now. Hey, somebody said,
Speaker 1: imagine if one rapper had to run to the luggage
Speaker 1: shoot to find his bag and then came sliding down
Speaker 1: shooting pat because he got a gun out of the bag.
Speaker 1: He's in one fell swoop.
Speaker 2: He's popping open the bag while he's sliding down the
Speaker 2: baggage shoot.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 2: He is fumbling around to reassemble his gun and load
Speaker 2: it U you know, because it has to be safely
Speaker 2: packed away unloaded, uh.
Speaker 1: And fumbling around it.
Speaker 2: Bullets are flying left and right, and he manages and
Speaker 2: then in the same movement.
Speaker 1: Turns that sucker sideways, you know, all street, the gangster version.
Speaker 1: But Pat, you gotta understand, you don't get into the
Speaker 1: intricacies of grabs his gun and puts it back together,
Speaker 1: because he ended up taking apart to hell with all that.
Speaker 1: You've just got him, Like, what's that the action star
Speaker 1: you know, die hard Bruce Willis You got him? Look
Speaker 1: running and sliding down down h down rules all right?
Speaker 1: Sports fanatic? Dude, do we ever hear the name of
Speaker 1: the rappers bands? No rap whatever? Yeah they haven't.
Speaker 2: They're still flying spirit somebody I haven't busted through yet
Speaker 2: to the big time.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's true. Somebody said, no one got killed because
Speaker 1: they were all holding their guns sideways. They don't have
Speaker 1: proper training. Damn straight, can't shoot straight.
Speaker 2: Gang Oh.
Speaker 1: Somebody else said, thank you for the zeppelin And I
Speaker 1: noticed what you did there to tell me if I'm
Speaker 1: right on this, I said it on the air. I
Speaker 1: was taking I was in the bathroom taking a pie day. Yeah,
Speaker 1: when I was well, I figured that out just by
Speaker 1: looking at this little custard pie. When you did that tease, Pat,
Speaker 1: I was. I was, no, are you listening, because you're not.
Speaker 1: You were doing the t's while I was taking a pee.
Speaker 1: If you recall, I ran to the men's room and
Speaker 1: filled my water so sick burned poups.
Speaker 2: Dude, try running this one by uh the old wife.
Speaker 2: I've done the math in my head. This would never
Speaker 2: fly as much as she's some times. Let's be slide
Speaker 2: on the electronics department. Okay, what look just inside this
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Speaker 2: then a selection Sunday, and of course it's March madness.
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Speaker 1: Eight TVs.
Speaker 2: They'll sell you a bundle of eight TVs so you
Speaker 2: can create a wall of games. Don't they just over
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Speaker 1: What it will run you.
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