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Speaker 1: Port in a Storm by George mac donald. Papa, said,

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my sister Effie. One evening, as we all sat about

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the drawing room fire one after another. As nothing followed,

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we turned our eyes upon her. There she sat, still, silent,

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embroidering the corner of a cambric handkerchief, apparently unaware that

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she had spoken. It was a very cold night in

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the beginning of winter. My father had come home early,

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and we had dined early that we might have a

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long evening together, for it was my father's and mother's

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wedding day, and we had always kept it as the

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homeliest of holidays. My father was seated in an easy

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chair by the chimney corner, with a jug of burgundy

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near him, and my mother sat by his side, now

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and then, taking a sip out of his glass. Effie

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was now nearly nineteen, The rest of us were younger.

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What she was thinking about we did not know then,

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though we could all guess now. Suddenly she looked up, and,

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seeing all eyes fixed upon her, became either aware or suspense,

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and blushed rosy red. You spoke to me, Effie, What

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was it, my dear Oh, yes, Papa, I wanted to

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ask you whether you wouldn't tell us to night the

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story about how you well, my love, about how you

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I am listening, my dear, I mean about mamma and you, yes, yes,

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about how I got your mamma for a mother to you. Yes,

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I paid a dozen of port for her. We all

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and each exclaimed Papa and my mother laughed. Tell us

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all about it was the general cry, Well I will,

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answered my father. I must begin at the beginning, though,

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and filling his glass with burgundy. He began. As far

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back as I can remember, I lived with my father

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in an old manor house in the country. It did

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not belong to my father, but to an elder brother

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of his, who at that time was captain of a

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seventy four. He loved the sea more than his life,

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and as yet apparently had loved his ship better than

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any woman. At least, he was not married. My mother

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had been dead for some years, and my father was

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now in very delicate health. He had never been strong,

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and since my mother's death, I believe, though I was

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too young to notice it, he had pined away. I

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am not going to tell you anything about him just now,

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because it does not belong to my story. When I

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was about five years old, as nearly as I can judge,

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the doctors advised him to leave England. The house was

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put into the hands of an agent to let, at

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least so I suppose, and he took me with him

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to Maderra, where he died. I was brought home by

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his servant, and by my uncle's directions, sent to a

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boarding school, from there to Eton, and from there to Oxford.

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Before I had finished my studies. My uncle had been

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an admiral for some time. The year before I left

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Oxford he married Lady Georgiana Thornbury, a widow lady with

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one daughter. Thereupon he bade farewell to the sea, though

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I dare say he did not like the parting, and

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retired with his bride to the house where he was born,

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the same house I told you I was born in,

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which had been in the family for many generations, and

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which your cousin now lives in. It was late in

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the autumn when they arrived at Culverwood. They were no

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sooner settled than my uncle wrote to me inviting me

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to spend Christmas Tide with them at the old place.

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And here you may see that my story has arrived

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at its beginning. It was with strange feelings that I

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entered the house. It looked so old fashioned and stately

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and grand two eyes which had been accustomed to all

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the modern commonplaces. Yet the shadowy recollections which hung about

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it gave an air of homeliness to the place, which,

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along with the grandeur, occasioned a sense of rare delight.

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For what can be better than to feel that you

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are in stately company and at the same time perfectly

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at home in it? I am grateful to this day

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for the lesson I had from the sense of which

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I have spoken, that of mingled awe and tenderness. In

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the aspect of the old hall. As I entered it

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for the first time after fifteen years, having left it

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a mere child, I was cordially received by my old

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uncle and my new aunt. But the moment Kate Thornbury entered,

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I lost my heart, and have never found it again.

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To this day I get on wonderfully well without it,

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though for I have got the loan of a far

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better one till I find my own, which therefore I

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hope I never shall. My father glanced at my mother

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as he said this, and she returned his look in

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a way which I can now interpret as a quiet,

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satisfied confidence. But the tears came in Ethie's eyes. She

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had trouble before long, poor girl. But it is not

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her story I have to tell. My father went on.

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Your mother was prettier then than she is now, but

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not so beautiful. Beautiful enough though, to make me think

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there never had been, or could again be, anything so beautiful.

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She meant me kindly, and I met her awkwardly. You

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made me feel that I had no business there, said

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my mother, speaking for the first time in the course

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of the story. See there, girls, said my father. You

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are always so confident in first impressions and instinctive judgment.

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I was awkward because, as I said, I fell in

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love with your mother the moment I saw her, and

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she thought I regarded her as an intruder into the

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old family precincts. I will not follow the story of

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the days. I was very happy, except when I felt

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too keenly how unworthy I was of Kate Thornbury. Not

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that she meant to make me feel it, for she

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was never other than kind, but she was such that

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I could not help feeling it. I gathered courage, however,

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and before three days were over, I began to tell

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her all my slowly reviving memories of the place, with

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my childish adventures associated with this in that room or

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out house or spot in the grounds. For the longer

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I was in the place, the more my old associations

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with it revived, till I was quite astonished to find

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how much of my history in connection with Culverwood had

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been thoroughly imprinted on my memory. She never showed, at

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least that she was weary of my stories, which, however

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interesting to me, must have been tiresome to any one

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who did not sympathize with what I felt toward my

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old nest. From room to room we rambled, talking or silent,

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and nothing could have given me a better chance, I believe,

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with a heart like your mother's, I think it was

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not long before she began to like me at least,

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and liking had every opportunity of growing into something stronghunger,

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if only she too, did not come to the conclusion

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that I was unworthy of her. My uncle received me

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like the jolly old tar that he was, welcomed me

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to the old ship, hoped we should make many a

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voyage together, and that I would take the run of

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the craft all but in one thing, you see, my boy,

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he said, I married above my station, and I don't

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want my wife's friends to say that I laid alongside

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of her to get hold of her daughter's fortune. No, no,

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my boy, your old uncle has too much salt water

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in him to do a dog's trick like that. So

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you take care of yourself. That's all. She might turn

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the head of a wiser man than ever came out

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of our family. I did not tell my uncle that

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his advice was already too late for that, though it

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was not an hour since I had first seen her.

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My head was so far turned already that the only

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way to get it right again was to go on

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turning it in the same direction, though no doubt there

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was a danger of overhauling the screw. The old gentleman

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never referred to the matter again, nor took any notice

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of our increasing intimacy, so that I sometimes doubt even

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now if he could have been in earnest and the

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very simple warning he gave me. Fortunately, Lady Georgiana liked me,

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at least I thought she did, and that gave me courage.

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That's all nonsense, my dear said my mother. Mamma was

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nearly as fond of you as I was, but you

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never wanted courage. I knew better than to show my cowardice,

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I dare say, returned my father. But he continued. Things

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grew worse and worse, till I was certain I should

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kill myself or go straight out of my mind if

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your mother would not have me. So it went on

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for a few days, and Christmas was at hand. The

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Admiral had invited several old friends to come and spend

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the Christmas week with him. Now you must remember that

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although you look on me as an old fashioned fogy,

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Oh Papa, we all interrupted, but he went on. Yet,

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my old uncle was an older fashioned fogy, and his

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friends were much the same as himself. Now I am

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fond of a glass of port, though I dare not

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take it, and must content myself with burgundy. Uncle Bob

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would have called burgundy pigwash. He could not do without

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his port, though he was a moderate enough man, as

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customs were fancy. Then his dismay when on questioning his butler,

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an old coxwain of his own, and after going down

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to inspect in person, he found that there was scarcely

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more than a dozen of port in the wine cellar.

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He turned white with dismay until he had brought the

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blood back to his countenance by swearing he was something

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awful to behold. In the dim light of the tallow candle.

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Old Jacob held in his tattooed fist. I will not

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repeat the words he used, Fortunately they are out of

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fashion amongst gentlemen, although ladies, I understand, are beginning to

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revive the custom, now old and always ugly. Jacob reminded

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his honor that he would not have more put down

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till he had got a proper cellar built for the

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one there was he had said was not fit to

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put anything but dead men in. Thereupon, after abusing Jacob

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for not reminding him of the necessities of the coming season,

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he turned to me and began, certainly not to swear

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at his own father, but to expostulate sideways with the

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absent shade for not having provided a decent cellar before

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his departure from this world of dinners and wine, hinting

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that it was somewhat selfish and very inconsiderate of the

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welfare of those who were to come after him. Having

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a little exhausted his indignation, he came up and wrote

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the most peremptory order to his wine merchant in Liverpool

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to let him have thirty dozen of port before Christmas Day,

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even if he had to send it by post. Chaise,

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I took the letter to the post myself, for the

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old man would trust nobody but me, and indeed would

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have preferred taking it himself. But in winter he was

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always lame from the effects of a bruise he had

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received from a falling spar in the Battle of Abu Kir.

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That night, I remember well, I lay in bed, wondering

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whether I might venture to say a word, or even

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to give a hint to your mother that there was

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a word that pine to be said, if it might

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all At once I heard a whine of the wind

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in the old chimney. How well I knew that wine

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for my kind aunt had taken the trouble to find

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out from me what room I had occupied as a boy,

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and by the third night I spent there, she had

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got it ready for me. I jumped out of bed

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and found that the snow was falling fast and thick.

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I jumped into bed again and began wondering what my

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uncle would do if the port did not arrive. And

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then I thought that if the snow went on falling

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as it did, and if the wind rose any higher,

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it might turn out that the roads through the hilly

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part of Yorkshire in which Culverwood lay might very well

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be blocked up. The north wind doth blow, and we

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shall have snow. And what will my uncle do, then,

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poor thing? He'll run for his port, but he will

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run short and have too much water to drink. Poor thing.

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With the influences of the chamber of my childhood crowding

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upon me, I kept repeating the travestied rhyme to myself

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till I fell asleep. Now, boys and girls, if I

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were writing a novel, I should like to make you,

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somehow or other put together the fats that I was

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in the room. I have mentioned that I had been

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in the cellar with my uncle for the first time

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that evening, that I had seen my uncle's distress and

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heard his reflections upon his father. I may add that

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I was not myself even then so indifferent to the

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merits of a good glass of port as to be

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unable to enter into my uncle's dismay and that of

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his guests at last, if they should find that the

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snow storm had actually closed up the sweet approaches of

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the expected port. If I was personally indifferent to the matter,

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I feared is to be attributed to your mother and

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not to myself. Nonsense, interposed my mother once more. I

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never knew such a man for making little of himself

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and much of other people. You never drink a glass

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too much port in your life. That's why I'm so

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fond of it, my dear returned my father. I declare

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you make me quite discontented with my pig wash here

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That night I had a dream. The next day the

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visitors began to arrive before the evening. After they had

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all come, there were five of them, three tars and

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two land crabs, as they called each other when they

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got jolly, which, by the way, they would not have

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done long without me. My uncle's anxiety visibly increased. Each

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guest as he came down to breakfast, received each morning

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a more constrained greeting. I beg your pardon, ladies. I

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forgot to mention that my aunt had lady visitors, of course,

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but the fact is it is only the port drinking

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visitors in whom my story is interested always accepted your mother.

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These ladies, my admirballe uncle greeted with something even approaching

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to servility. I understood him well enough. He instinctively sought

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to make a party to protect him when the awful

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secret of his cellar should be found out. But for

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two preliminary days or so, his resources would serve, for

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he had plenty of excellent claret and madeira, stuff I

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don't know much about, and both Jacob and himself condescended

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to maneuver a little. The wine did not arrive, but

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the morning of Christmas eve did. I was sitting in

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my room trying to write a song for Kate. That's

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your mother, my DearS, I know, Papa, said Effie, as

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if she were very knowing to know that. When my

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uncle came into the room looking like Sintram with death

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in the other one after him. That's the nonsense you

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read to me the other day, isn't it, Effie? Not nonsense?

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Dear Papa remonstrated Effie, and I loved her for saying it,

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for surely that is not nonsense. I didn't mean it,

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said my father, and turning to my mother, added it

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must be your fault, my dear, that my children are

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so serious that they always take a joke for Ernest. However,

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it was no joke with my uncle. If he didn't

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look like Syntram, he looked like the other one. The

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roads are frozen, I'm mean snowed up, he said. There's

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just one bottle of port left. And what Captain Calker

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will say? I dare say. I know, but I'd rather

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not damn this weather. God forgive me. That's not right.

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But it is trying, ain't it? My boy? What will

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you give me for a dozen of port? Uncle? Was

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all my answer? Give you. I'll give you culverwood. You

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rogue done, I cried, that is, stammered my uncle, that is,

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and he reddened like the funnel of one of his

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hated steamers. That is, you know, always provided you know,

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it wouldn't be fair to lady Georgiana, now, would it.

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I put it to yourself if she took the trouble.

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You know you understand me, my boy, that's of course, uncle,

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I said, Ah, I see, you're a gentleman like your father.

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Not to trip a man when he stumbles, said my uncle.

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For such was the dear old man's sense of honor

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that he was actually uncomfortable about the hasty promise he

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had made without first specifying the exception. The exception, you know,

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has Culverwood at the present hour, and right welcome he is,

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of course, Uncle, I said, between gentlemen, you know still

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I want my joke out too. What will you give

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me for a dozen of port to tide you over

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Christmas day? Give you, my boy, I'll give you. But

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here he checked himself as one that had been burned already. Bah,

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he said, turning his back and going towards the door.

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What's the use of joking about serious affairs like this?

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And so he left the room and I let him go,

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for I had heard that the road from Liverpool was impassable,

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the wind and snow having continued every day since that

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night of which I told you meantime, I had never

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been able to summon the courage to say one word

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to your mother. I beg her pardon, I mean miss Thornbury.

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Christmas day arrived, my uncle was awful to behold. His

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friends were evidently anxious about him. They thought he was ill.

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There was such a hesitation about him, like a shark

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with a bait, and such a flurry like a wail.

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In his last agonies, he had a horrible secret which

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he dared not tell, and which yet would come out

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of its grave at the appointed hour. Down in the kitchen,

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the roast, beef and turkey were meeting their desserts up

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in the storeroom. For Lady Georgiana was not above housekeeping

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any more than her daughter. The ladies of the house

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were doing their part, and I was oscillating between my

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uncle and his niece, making myself amazingly useful, now to

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one and now to the other. The turkey and the

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beef were on the table. Nay, they had been well

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eaten before I felt that my moment was come. Outside,

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the wind was howling and driving the snow with soft

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pats against the window panes. Eager eyed, I watched General Fortescue,

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who despised cherry or madeira even during dinner, and would

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no more touch champagne than he would us sucree, but

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drank port after fish or with cheese indiscriminately. With eager eyes,

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I watched how the last bottle dwindled out its fading

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life in the clear decanter. Glass after glass was supplied

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to General Fortescue by the fearless Coxswain, who, if he

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might have had his choice, would rather have boarded a

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Frenchman than waited for what was to follow. My uncle

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scarcely ate at all, and the only thing that stopped

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his face from growing longer with the removal of every

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dish was that nothing but death could have made it

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longer than it already was. It was my interest to

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let matters go as far as they might, up to

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a certain point, beyond which it was not my interest

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to let them go if I could help it. At

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the same time, I was curious to know how my

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uncle would announce confess the terrible fact that, in his

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house on Christmas Day, having invited his oldest friends to

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share with him the festivities of the season, there was

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not one bottle more of port to be had. I

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waited till the last moment, till I fancied the Admiral

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was opening his mouth like a fish in despair to

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make his confession. He had not even dared to make

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a confidant of his wife in such an awful dilemma.

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Then I pretended to have dropped my table napkin behind

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my chair, and rising to seek it, stole round behind

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my uncle and whispered in his ear, what will you

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give me for a dozen of port? Now? Uncle, bah,

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he said, I'm at the gratings. Don't torture me. I

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am in earnest. Uncle. He looked round at me with

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a sudden flash of bewildered hope in his eye. In

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the last agony he was capable of believing in a miracle.

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But he made me no reply. He only stared, will

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you give me Kate? I want Kate, I whispered, I will,

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my boy, That is, if she'll have you. That is

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I mean to say, if you produce the true tawny.

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Of course, Uncle, honor bright as port in a storm,

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I answered, trembling in my shoes and everything else I

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had on, for I was not more than three parts

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confident in the result. The gentleman beside Kate, happening at

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the moment to be occupied each with the lady on

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his other side, I went behind her and whispered to

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her as I had whispered to my uncle, though not

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exactly in the same terms. Perhaps I had got a

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little courage from the champagne I had drunk. Perhaps the

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presence of the company gave me a kind of mesmeric strength.

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Perhaps the excitement of the whole venture kept me up.

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Perhaps Kate herself gave me courage, like a goddess of old.

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In some way I did not understand at all events,

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I said to her, Kate, we had got so far.

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Even then, my uncle hasn't another bottle of port in

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his cellar. Consider what a state general fortescue will be

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in soon. He'll be tipsy for want of it. Will

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you come and help me to find a bottle or two?

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She rose at once, with a white rose blush so delicate.

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I don't believe any one saw it but myself, But

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the shadow of a stray ringlet could not fall on

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her cheek without my seeing it. When we got into

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the hall, the wind was roaring loud, and the few

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lights were flickering and waving gustily with alternate light and

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shade across the old portraits, which I had known so

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well as a child, For I used to think what

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each would say first, if he or she came down

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out of the frame and spoke to me. I stopped,

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and taking Kate's hand, I said, I daren't let you

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come farther, Kate, before I tell you another thing. My

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uncle has promised if I find him a dozen of port.

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You must have seen what a state the poor man

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is in to let me say something to you. I

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suppose he meant your mamma, but I prefer saying it

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to you if you will let me, Will you come

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and help me to find the port? She said nothing,

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but took up a candle that was on a table

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in the hall and stood waiting. I ventured to look

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at her. Her face was now celestial rosy red, and

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I could not doubt that she had understood me. She

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looked so beautiful that I stood staring at her without moving.

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What the servants could have been about that not one

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of them crossed the hall, I can't think. At last,

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Kate laughed and said, well I started, and I dare

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say took my turn at blushing. At least I did

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not know what to say. I had forgotten all about

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the guests inside. Where's the port? Said Kate. I caught

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hold of her hand again and kissed it. You needn't

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be quite so minute in your account, my dear, said

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my mother, smiling. I will be more careful in future,

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my love returned my father. What do you want me

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to do? Said Kate only to hold the candle for me,

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I answered, restored to my seven senses at last, and

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taking it from her, I led the way, and she

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followed till we had passed through the kitchen and reached

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the cellar stairs. These were steep and awkward, and she

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let me help her down. Now, Edward said my mother. Yes, yes,

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my love, I understand, returned my father. Up to this

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time your mother had asked no questions. But when we

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stood in a vast low cellar, which we he had

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made several turns to reach, and I gave her the

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candle and took up a great crowbar, which lay on

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the floor. She said, at last, Edward, are you going

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to bury me alive? Or what are you going to do?

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I'm going to dig you out, I said, For I

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was nearly beside myself with joy as I struck the

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crowbar like a battering ram into the wall. You can

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fancy John, that I didn't work. The worse that Kate

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was holding the candle for me. Very soon, though with

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great effort, I had dislodged a brick, and the next

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blow I gave into the hole sent back a dull echo.

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I was right. I worked now like a madman. And

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in a very few minutes more I had dislodged the

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whole of the brick thick wall, which filled up an

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archway of stone and curtained an ancient door, in the

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lock of which the key now showed itself. It had

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been well greased, and I turned it without much difficulty.

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I took the candle from Kate and led her into

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a spacious region of sawdust, cobweb and wine fungus. There

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Kate I cried in delight, but said, Kate, will the

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wine be good? General Fordisque will answer you that I

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returned exultantly. Now come and hold the light again while

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I find the port bin. I soon found not one,

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but several well filled port bins, which to choose I

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could not tell. I must chance that Kate carried a

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bottle in the candle, and I carried two bottles. Very carefully.

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We put them down in the kitchen, with orders they

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should not be touched. We had soon carried the dozen

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to the hall table by the dining room door, when

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at length, with Jacob chuckling and rubbing his hands behind us,

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we entered the dining room Kate and I, for Kate

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would not part with her share in the joyful business,

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loaded with a level bottle in each hand, which we

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carefully erected on the sideboard. I presume from the stair

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of the company that we presented a rather remarkable appearance,

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Kate in her white muslin and I in my best clothes,

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covered with brick dust and cobwebs and lime. But we

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could not be half so amusing to them as they

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were to us. There they sat, with the dessert before them,

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but no wine decanter's forthcoming. How long they had sat thus,

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I have no idea. If you think your mamma has

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you may ask her. Captain Calker and General Fortescue looked

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positively white about the gills. My uncle, clinging to the

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last hope, despairingly, had sat still and said nothing, And

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the guests could not understand the awful delay. Even Lady

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Georgiana had begun to fear a mutiny in the kitchen

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or something equally awful. But to see the flash that

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passed across my uncle's face when he saw us appear

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with pordid arms, he immediately began to pretend that nothing

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had been the matter. What the deuce has kept you, ned,

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my boy? He said, fair he be. He went on,

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I beg your pardon, Jacob, you can go on decanting.

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It was very careless of you to forget it. Meantime,

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hebe bring that bottle to General Jupiter. There he's got

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a corkscrew in the tail of his robe. Or I'm mistaken.

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Out came General Fortescue's corkscrew. I was trembling once more

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with anxiety. The cork gave the genuine PLoP. The bottle

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was lowered, glug, glug, glug came from its beneficent throat,

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and out flowed something tawny as a lion's mane. The

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General lifted it lazily to his lips, saluting. His nose

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was on the way fifteen by jeove, He cried, well, Admiral,

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this was worth waiting for. Take care how you decant that, Jacob,

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on peril of your life? My uncle was triumphant. He

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winked hard at me not to tell Kate, and I retired.

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She to change her dress, I to get mine well

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brushed and my hands washed. By the time I returned

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to the dining room, no one had any questions to

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ask for Kate. The ladies had gone to the drawing

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room before she was ready, and I believe she had

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some difficulty in keeping my uncle's counsel, but she did need.

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I say, that was the happiest Christmas I ever spent.

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But how did you find the cellar? Papa asked, Effie,

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where are your brains? Effy, don't you remember I told

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you that I had a dream. Yes, but you don't

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mean to say that the existence of that wine cellar

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was revealed to you in a dream. But I do. Indeed,

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I had seen the wine cellar built up just before

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we left for Madera. It was my father's plan for

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securing the wine when the house was let, and very

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well it turned out. For the wine and me too.

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I had forgotten all about it. Everything had conspired to

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bring it to my memory, but had just failed of success.

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I had fallen asleep under all the influences I told

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you of, influences from the region of my childhood. They

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operated still when I was asleep, and all other distracting

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influences being removed at length, roused in my sleeping brain.

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The memory of what I had seen. In the morning.

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I remembered not my dream only, but the event of

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which my dream was a reproduction still I was under

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considerable doubt about the place, and in this I followed

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the dream only as near as I could judge. The

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Admiral kept his word and interposed no difficulties between Kate

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and me. Not that, to tell the truth, I was

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ever very anxious about that roc ahead. But it was

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very possible that his fastidious honor or pride might have

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occasioned a considerable interference with our happiness for a time.

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As it turned out, he could not leave me Culverwood,

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and I regretted the fact as little as he did himself.

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His gratitude to me was, however, excessive, assuming occasionally ludicrous

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outbursts of thankfulness. I do not believe he could been

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more grateful if I had saved his ship and its

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whole crew, for his hospitality was at stake. Kind old

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man here ended my father's story with a light sigh,

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a gaze into the bright coals, a kiss of my

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mother's hand which he held in his, and another glass

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of Burgundy and of port in a storm by George

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mac Donald

