WEBVTT 1 00:00:02.319 --> 00:00:06.960 Well, well, well, welcome back, besties. It's your mother. Fresh 2 00:00:06.960 --> 00:00:11.480 off of a flight from santro Pey. I am rested 3 00:00:11.519 --> 00:00:14.960 and rejuvenated and so happy to be home. You know, 4 00:00:15.039 --> 00:00:17.519 I think the best part about going on vacation is 5 00:00:17.559 --> 00:00:20.079 coming home. Like I think it's so nice to see 6 00:00:20.120 --> 00:00:21.600 the world, but a lot of it is just like 7 00:00:21.640 --> 00:00:26.039 sitting on your phone somewhere else. And uh, I'm kind 8 00:00:26.039 --> 00:00:27.480 of good on that. Like I got there and I 9 00:00:27.519 --> 00:00:29.960 was so jet leg the first night, and I went 10 00:00:30.280 --> 00:00:32.439 to the sea and I laid on their beach and 11 00:00:32.479 --> 00:00:34.119 it was just like pebbles. It was like it was 12 00:00:34.240 --> 00:00:37.159 laying on rocks. I was like, you know what, I 13 00:00:37.200 --> 00:00:39.159 think I could just see this on Google street View. 14 00:00:39.359 --> 00:00:41.000 I don't. I don't know if I need to be 15 00:00:41.079 --> 00:00:44.079 here or come back. And then as I was laying there, 16 00:00:44.079 --> 00:00:46.799 I was meditating and this homeless man came up to 17 00:00:46.840 --> 00:00:50.920 me and took a greasy dump right next to my head, 18 00:00:51.039 --> 00:00:54.759 and I was like, well, you know what, you don't 19 00:00:54.759 --> 00:00:57.280 get that on beyond on Google street View, So maybe 20 00:00:57.320 --> 00:01:00.280 I will keep coming back, keep coming back from almost 21 00:01:00.320 --> 00:01:03.520 guy to shit on your fucking head. You know. No, 22 00:01:03.719 --> 00:01:06.680 it was a great trip. I am. I was supposed 23 00:01:06.680 --> 00:01:08.439 to stay longer, and I came home because I wanted 24 00:01:08.439 --> 00:01:09.959 to go spend the Fourth of July with my dad. 25 00:01:10.040 --> 00:01:13.239 So I literally got home last night at midnight. I'm 26 00:01:13.400 --> 00:01:16.760 recording today and then I'm gonna go fly today at 27 00:01:16.760 --> 00:01:19.760 three pm to hang out with my fashaw, and then 28 00:01:19.799 --> 00:01:21.760 I'll be back in the city next week. I'll be 29 00:01:21.760 --> 00:01:24.280 back in the city Sunday before this even airs. So 30 00:01:24.400 --> 00:01:26.439 I hope you guys had a great Fourth of July weekend. 31 00:01:26.480 --> 00:01:30.359 I hope Nunny blew your fucking hands off with fireworks. 32 00:01:30.959 --> 00:01:35.519 I hope you guys are all safe and wonderful and ingratitude, babe, 33 00:01:35.640 --> 00:01:37.879 because that's where we got to stay. I am so 34 00:01:37.920 --> 00:01:40.439 excited for our guests today. You guys, if you're on, 35 00:01:40.519 --> 00:01:42.480 if you're subbed on the Patreon, you know we're in lover. 36 00:01:42.920 --> 00:01:44.920 If you're not, what are you fucking doing? Go sub 37 00:01:44.959 --> 00:01:47.319 the Patreon. We're talking all the fucking shit over there. 38 00:01:48.239 --> 00:01:51.680 It is one of my dearest friends in comedy. Please 39 00:01:51.719 --> 00:02:09.639 welcome Dicey hight Well there, you're fun bitch. Okay, okay, 40 00:02:10.479 --> 00:02:17.759 it's eleven eleven. Make a wish, Okay, you wish for 41 00:02:17.800 --> 00:02:19.280 your pussy to not be so stanky. 42 00:02:19.560 --> 00:02:26.479 Yeah, that was my wish, my wish, that was my wish. 43 00:02:26.520 --> 00:02:28.680 Oh my god. All right, keep an eye on my earing. 44 00:02:28.719 --> 00:02:31.439 If it falls out again, I'll let you know. Start 45 00:02:31.479 --> 00:02:35.240 to look busted. Just don't let me. Do you want 46 00:02:35.240 --> 00:02:40.319 this peace out? Well, I guess not. It just looks unintentional. 47 00:02:42.159 --> 00:02:45.520 I think it looks good. 48 00:02:46.599 --> 00:02:48.919 I haven't shaved under my arms nex two weeks. 49 00:02:49.879 --> 00:02:53.439 Oh yeah, damn, it looks like coffee girls. 50 00:02:56.280 --> 00:03:08.680 Bye, you bitch, you bitch. 51 00:03:10.560 --> 00:03:13.199 Oh my gosh, welcome back, Bestie's. Welcome to the Talk 52 00:03:13.280 --> 00:03:17.759 and Schmidt podcast. By popular demand, we have on dicey. 53 00:03:18.159 --> 00:03:19.240 Oh they wanted me. 54 00:03:19.520 --> 00:03:23.000 Oh well, after listen the girl, he's done the Patreon. 55 00:03:23.080 --> 00:03:25.639 After they heard your solution to me being stuck in 56 00:03:25.639 --> 00:03:28.800 that lease, Everyone's like, we love this bitch. 57 00:03:30.240 --> 00:03:32.159 They can't. They slapped. They slid in my DMS. A 58 00:03:32.159 --> 00:03:34.759 couple of them, a couple of fans. They were like, 59 00:03:34.840 --> 00:03:36.919 thank you so much. You're such a great friend to her. 60 00:03:37.240 --> 00:03:39.360 Yeah, I mean it is. It's the best idea we 61 00:03:39.439 --> 00:03:42.680 have so far. Do you wanna do you wanna let 62 00:03:42.680 --> 00:03:44.520 the rest of the world know what it is? Because 63 00:03:44.560 --> 00:03:46.360 not everyone hears I'm Patreon even though you. 64 00:03:46.319 --> 00:03:50.680 Should be well, you know, everybody knows that you like 65 00:03:50.840 --> 00:03:54.719 black men sometimes, and so I sometimes time from time 66 00:03:54.759 --> 00:03:57.960 to time and stance. It's Florida where you were, you know, 67 00:03:58.039 --> 00:04:01.080 and it's the relations ain't just like you know all that. 68 00:04:01.120 --> 00:04:03.479 But I don't know. I don't know. I never I 69 00:04:03.560 --> 00:04:04.400 never had the oh. 70 00:04:04.360 --> 00:04:06.719 We're not saying his name anymore. Sorry, that's okay. 71 00:04:06.840 --> 00:04:09.199 I never had the privilege of meeting him. But I 72 00:04:09.280 --> 00:04:11.960 just feel like if you would have had a black 73 00:04:11.960 --> 00:04:13.960 man on the couch that she was riding his dick, 74 00:04:14.120 --> 00:04:16.959 you know, when when he walked in that, you know, 75 00:04:16.959 --> 00:04:19.120 because you still have half the access to the place 76 00:04:19.199 --> 00:04:22.399 right like you're on the lease still, so at least 77 00:04:22.439 --> 00:04:23.839 mean you could go down there and. 78 00:04:23.879 --> 00:04:25.600 Just just be menting. 79 00:04:25.639 --> 00:04:28.279 I could just be like the house guests from hell. 80 00:04:28.360 --> 00:04:30.720 Even though I'm a great house guest, you. 81 00:04:30.680 --> 00:04:34.439 Are a great house guys. I think there's hang on, 82 00:04:34.480 --> 00:04:36.959 I'm gonna pay voice. Don't you sent me? Because everybody 83 00:04:37.399 --> 00:04:39.480 really loved the voice. 84 00:04:39.959 --> 00:04:42.600 I don't even really remember what I said. I remember 85 00:04:42.680 --> 00:04:43.319 the gist of it. 86 00:04:44.439 --> 00:04:46.759 We could have a whole other podcast on our voice notes, 87 00:04:47.199 --> 00:04:50.360 but then we'd be canceled immediately. 88 00:04:54.040 --> 00:04:57.160 You know what, you should do, bitch. What you should 89 00:04:57.199 --> 00:05:00.399 do is go back there a couple time times a 90 00:05:00.439 --> 00:05:04.160 month and go fuck some niggas up in there, like 91 00:05:04.720 --> 00:05:07.680 be having the loudest sex with some black dudes. And 92 00:05:07.720 --> 00:05:09.480 I promise you he's gonna let you out of your 93 00:05:09.560 --> 00:05:14.000 league's bitch, and I am. You know I'll go with you. 94 00:05:14.000 --> 00:05:15.879 You know, I'll go and be sitting on the balcony 95 00:05:15.920 --> 00:05:18.120 every morning when he comes out having some coffee. Bitch. 96 00:05:19.160 --> 00:05:22.079 You know, I'll show up to that bagel shop. I'll go, 97 00:05:22.439 --> 00:05:26.279 I'll go support his business. I'll be sitting on his balcony. Bitch. 98 00:05:27.879 --> 00:05:30.480 First of all, the chips in that are a paid actor. 99 00:05:31.279 --> 00:05:33.800 They I don't know what I was munching on. But 100 00:05:33.920 --> 00:05:34.839 that's crazy. 101 00:05:35.160 --> 00:05:40.879 It's so funny, so funny, you're so dumb. I'm so 102 00:05:40.920 --> 00:05:42.839 happy you're back. I haven't seen you in so long. 103 00:05:42.639 --> 00:05:46.519 Because I know, because you moved to Florida to be 104 00:05:46.560 --> 00:05:51.279 a you know, to sit on wicker furniture and have 105 00:05:51.680 --> 00:05:55.839 flower wallpaper and shit like a golden girl. You did that. 106 00:05:55.839 --> 00:05:58.560 That was your choice. That's why we ain't seen each other. 107 00:06:02.399 --> 00:06:05.240 I mean, oh my gosh. 108 00:06:05.279 --> 00:06:08.160 You know, love is a funny. Love is a strange drug. 109 00:06:08.879 --> 00:06:10.680 It'll make you do some things that you look back 110 00:06:10.720 --> 00:06:13.040 and you're like, the fuck was that? 111 00:06:13.560 --> 00:06:14.279 Yeah? 112 00:06:14.399 --> 00:06:17.720 He was cute though, he was a lot of wonderful things. 113 00:06:17.800 --> 00:06:19.800 You wanted to have moved across the country if he wasn't. 114 00:06:20.000 --> 00:06:24.959 Yeah, yeah, So how do you feel now now that 115 00:06:25.000 --> 00:06:27.120 you're out of it? Now that we're sitting in here? Beautiful? 116 00:06:27.480 --> 00:06:30.040 This is some Carrie Bradshaw shit, y'all. Y'all can't see 117 00:06:30.079 --> 00:06:33.480 the whole place. But this is so nice and it's 118 00:06:33.600 --> 00:06:37.279 like a ten minute train ride from everything. It's amazing. 119 00:06:37.319 --> 00:06:38.519 This is a great neighborhood. 120 00:06:39.000 --> 00:06:39.519 It's great. 121 00:06:39.560 --> 00:06:40.399 It's the neighborhood. 122 00:06:40.480 --> 00:06:41.199 It's the neighborhood. 123 00:06:41.560 --> 00:06:41.839 I know. 124 00:06:41.959 --> 00:06:44.759 That's why I like it. It's the neighborhoods are always safer. 125 00:06:46.839 --> 00:06:49.240 I feel great. I just got back from Santa Fe. 126 00:06:50.199 --> 00:06:54.360 I just got bame from Santa Page. No, I feel good. 127 00:06:54.480 --> 00:06:56.639 I'm just like, you know, it's like you can feel 128 00:06:56.680 --> 00:06:59.120 so good and you can also still need to like heal, yeah, 129 00:06:59.160 --> 00:07:01.600 and still need to like take care a little bit. 130 00:07:01.879 --> 00:07:04.120 So that's where I'm at. I wish I was like 131 00:07:04.199 --> 00:07:05.279 the kind of person that I. 132 00:07:05.279 --> 00:07:11.040 Used to be, more of a bitch, more of a 133 00:07:11.079 --> 00:07:12.680 savage bitch, is that possible? 134 00:07:12.959 --> 00:07:15.920 No more of a hoe? Oh more of a hoe. 135 00:07:16.040 --> 00:07:18.759 I wish I had that hoe DNA left in me, 136 00:07:18.959 --> 00:07:21.600 but I just don't. I don't have that. That hoe 137 00:07:21.680 --> 00:07:23.120 died a wild while ago. 138 00:07:23.319 --> 00:07:23.600 Yeah. 139 00:07:23.639 --> 00:07:25.639 I think there's so many benefits to being a woe. 140 00:07:25.959 --> 00:07:29.240 Yeah it is. I mean I'm too old to whoe too, 141 00:07:29.600 --> 00:07:31.000 but I have thought about it recently. 142 00:07:31.720 --> 00:07:33.639 Yeah, I just think there's so many benefits of being 143 00:07:33.680 --> 00:07:37.000 able to like distract yourself with someone else immediately and 144 00:07:37.120 --> 00:07:41.120 like just like fuck the pain away. 145 00:07:41.839 --> 00:07:42.639 Growth sucks. 146 00:07:42.920 --> 00:07:47.120 Growth is the worst. Yeah, growing up is horrible. I 147 00:07:47.160 --> 00:07:51.480 don't advise anyone do it. Yeah, So I think right 148 00:07:51.519 --> 00:07:54.639 now I'm just in a recalibration stage. But I'm good. 149 00:07:54.879 --> 00:07:59.879 Like my place, fucking slaps. I've never got booked comedy 150 00:08:00.279 --> 00:08:03.040 more in my life than when I moved here. 151 00:08:05.160 --> 00:08:08.160 Yeah, people love you. And this is a comedy town. 152 00:08:08.279 --> 00:08:11.439 This is a comics place. Yeah, and it's the scene 153 00:08:11.480 --> 00:08:13.839 is run by comics a lot more so here than 154 00:08:13.879 --> 00:08:16.759 in La right, which makes it just a little more 155 00:08:16.800 --> 00:08:18.160 accessible and cool to me. 156 00:08:18.399 --> 00:08:23.399 Yeah yeah, yeah, Yeah, So so that's it. I'm no longer, 157 00:08:24.600 --> 00:08:26.680 you know, no longer the bagel heiress. 158 00:08:27.279 --> 00:08:29.480 I'm so glad you you know that was the other 159 00:08:29.560 --> 00:08:31.199 voice note I left you. I'm like, you're too good 160 00:08:31.279 --> 00:08:34.759 to be a bagel heiress. This is not you know, 161 00:08:34.919 --> 00:08:39.720 you was not everything. Bagel bitch, definitely not centniment. You're 162 00:08:39.759 --> 00:08:41.720 not you don't fit into none of them, like. 163 00:08:41.759 --> 00:08:49.279 No, no no. I read something recently online about airport divorces. 164 00:08:50.519 --> 00:08:54.080 Airport divorce which I really am interested in. So is 165 00:08:54.159 --> 00:09:00.399 that and airport divorces when you're dating someone and you 166 00:09:00.440 --> 00:09:02.240 go to the airport together, But people often have such 167 00:09:02.279 --> 00:09:05.879 different travel styles that they really get into conflict in 168 00:09:05.879 --> 00:09:07.879 the airport. Like some people are anxious and they want 169 00:09:07.919 --> 00:09:11.159 to get there early. Some people are like really late 170 00:09:11.200 --> 00:09:12.879 and want to be like the last person on the plane. 171 00:09:12.919 --> 00:09:14.480 Some people have a little ritual they want to go 172 00:09:14.519 --> 00:09:18.480 get a coffee, Like people just have different styles of flying. 173 00:09:18.840 --> 00:09:22.279 And the airport divorce means you meet each other at 174 00:09:22.320 --> 00:09:25.639 the gate. Everything before that is your business. 175 00:09:26.200 --> 00:09:27.679 I love that idea. 176 00:09:28.440 --> 00:09:29.519 I think it's so smart. 177 00:09:29.759 --> 00:09:30.840 It's so smart. 178 00:09:31.279 --> 00:09:34.360 I have dated both of my serious partnerships have been 179 00:09:34.399 --> 00:09:39.440 anxious flyers. Nothing gives me the yick more than someone 180 00:09:39.440 --> 00:09:42.279 that's scared of a plane going down or scared of 181 00:09:42.320 --> 00:09:46.919 missing your flight. I'm just like, grow up. Yeah, I 182 00:09:46.960 --> 00:09:50.960 get horny for turbulence. I I want to be the 183 00:09:51.080 --> 00:09:53.360 last person there. I get there an hour before the 184 00:09:53.399 --> 00:09:55.960 flight leaves. I know how. 185 00:09:56.840 --> 00:09:59.200 I've traveled with you a lot, and you really stress 186 00:09:59.279 --> 00:10:01.360 me out with that hour before shit, you do. I 187 00:10:01.480 --> 00:10:04.080 like to be there two hours before, even though I 188 00:10:04.120 --> 00:10:06.600 have clear and all that shit, Like, I still want 189 00:10:06.600 --> 00:10:07.240 to be there two hours. 190 00:10:07.480 --> 00:10:10.480 Yeah. So we're gonna get an airport tour us. Okay, Yeah, 191 00:10:10.559 --> 00:10:12.840 and you can do your shit. You can go knit 192 00:10:12.960 --> 00:10:14.559 in the fucking terminal or whatever you do. 193 00:10:14.720 --> 00:10:16.519 No, I just want to go smell all the candles 194 00:10:16.519 --> 00:10:19.759 at duty Free and smell all the all the perfumes. 195 00:10:19.840 --> 00:10:21.679 You know what I'm saying. Like I want to do 196 00:10:21.759 --> 00:10:23.600 my thing. I want to I do want to get 197 00:10:23.600 --> 00:10:24.120 a coffee. 198 00:10:24.360 --> 00:10:26.679 But don't you think that you traveled too much to 199 00:10:26.799 --> 00:10:30.200 be taken all that time? Like I'm talking, there are 200 00:10:30.320 --> 00:10:32.799 years of your life you're huffing candles at duty Free. 201 00:10:32.919 --> 00:10:36.720 Yeah, I know, because I flew eighty two times last year. 202 00:10:38.960 --> 00:10:41.000 But I still always get there no matter what. 203 00:10:41.480 --> 00:10:44.200 Just to just too Yeah, of course you're gonna get there, 204 00:10:45.000 --> 00:10:47.000 but you're losing time on the back end, is what 205 00:10:47.039 --> 00:10:50.919 I'm saying. Yeah, like precious moments of your life. Like 206 00:10:50.960 --> 00:10:52.679 if I were you and you were me, you'd be 207 00:10:52.720 --> 00:10:54.960 on your way to LaGuardia right now. Yeah, for my 208 00:10:55.000 --> 00:10:57.519 flight I have at three. I would yeah, I'd be 209 00:10:57.559 --> 00:10:58.679 on my way three. 210 00:10:59.120 --> 00:11:01.879 Yeah, I see eleven twenty and we still got another 211 00:11:01.919 --> 00:11:02.519 thirty minutes. 212 00:11:02.559 --> 00:11:05.240 It is thirty. We've got like an hour and change. 213 00:11:05.759 --> 00:11:06.360 You're crazy. 214 00:11:07.080 --> 00:11:09.320 I'll leave here at two. I'll get there at two thirty. 215 00:11:09.360 --> 00:11:10.360 My flight's at three thirty. 216 00:11:10.399 --> 00:11:13.159 I'll be perfect from JFK or you're going to Looardia 217 00:11:13.240 --> 00:11:14.799 Guardian Okay, yeah, that's cool Gardia. 218 00:11:14.960 --> 00:11:17.840 Yeah, yeah, I literally am. Just I got back from 219 00:11:17.879 --> 00:11:19.720 San I was supposed to go to Paris this weekend. 220 00:11:19.799 --> 00:11:21.600 It's the first time I've ever turned down Paris in 221 00:11:21.639 --> 00:11:23.919 my life. Like I've been one hundred times. I don't 222 00:11:23.919 --> 00:11:25.879 need to go again. Also, I just feel like I 223 00:11:25.879 --> 00:11:27.960 have so many memories in Paris with like all these 224 00:11:28.399 --> 00:11:29.559 things that didn't work. 225 00:11:30.440 --> 00:11:34.480 Every time I look up here in Paris. Why don't 226 00:11:34.480 --> 00:11:37.240 you want to go this time? Just? Okay? 227 00:11:37.679 --> 00:11:39.240 I was just you know what I did the South 228 00:11:39.240 --> 00:11:41.240 of France, which was so beautiful. I'd never done it before, 229 00:11:41.240 --> 00:11:43.440 but I was just like, I'm good. I don't need 230 00:11:43.480 --> 00:11:44.200 to go to the city. 231 00:11:44.679 --> 00:11:46.919 But you know, I love that you're gonna go spend 232 00:11:47.000 --> 00:11:48.960 the fourth of July with your dad and two hundred 233 00:11:49.000 --> 00:11:52.519 and fiftieth. Yeah, you know, year of the country, Year 234 00:11:52.519 --> 00:11:54.759 of our country. I think that's cool that you'll be 235 00:11:54.840 --> 00:11:58.320 there with your dad. Yeah, maybe that's more meaningful. I'm 236 00:11:58.360 --> 00:12:01.639 gonna look for some free barbecue in the city. 237 00:12:02.320 --> 00:12:03.720 Those exist in the city, Yeah, they do. 238 00:12:03.799 --> 00:12:07.080 It's a lot of people that's barbecuing in Harlem. Everybody's 239 00:12:07.159 --> 00:12:09.919 just gonna be on the street barbecuing. Okay, yeah, yeah, 240 00:12:10.440 --> 00:12:13.120 so I might go. I love Harlem so much I 241 00:12:13.879 --> 00:12:15.559 want to move back there. I'm about to move to 242 00:12:15.559 --> 00:12:19.960 Brooklyn when my place is ready in a couple of weeks, 243 00:12:20.080 --> 00:12:22.320 but I'm going to get back to Harlem. It's like 244 00:12:22.360 --> 00:12:25.360 the it's the best mix of I've never lived around 245 00:12:25.360 --> 00:12:27.720 this many black people before, first of all, and it's 246 00:12:27.720 --> 00:12:31.440 the perfect mix of ignorance and excellence. I love it. 247 00:12:31.440 --> 00:12:32.440 It's just the best. 248 00:12:32.639 --> 00:12:32.879 Yeah. 249 00:12:33.080 --> 00:12:35.360 Yeah, you'll probably like it over there. 250 00:12:35.279 --> 00:12:35.960 I'm sure. I was. 251 00:12:36.120 --> 00:12:38.080 Yeah, you can come visit me, you can come stay 252 00:12:38.120 --> 00:12:38.320 with me. 253 00:12:38.480 --> 00:12:42.080 I can come stay high. What's going on with dating 254 00:12:42.159 --> 00:12:45.919 right now? The eternal scam that is dating girl. 255 00:12:46.000 --> 00:12:50.639 I'm on the apps girl girl only Hinge. I don't, 256 00:12:50.879 --> 00:12:54.440 I'm on the app just Hinge. And do you know 257 00:12:54.559 --> 00:12:58.559 that I actually matched with one of the executives of 258 00:12:58.639 --> 00:13:01.679 Hinge on him. Yeah, And we went out a couple 259 00:13:01.679 --> 00:13:03.600 of times and I was like, I feel like you 260 00:13:03.919 --> 00:13:08.559 are collecting data. Yeah, he just he We ended up 261 00:13:08.600 --> 00:13:13.600 not talking anymore. He stops. Yeah, I was right, I 262 00:13:13.679 --> 00:13:16.440 was right. I mean we matched. I've matched with some 263 00:13:16.480 --> 00:13:21.919 really interesting people, you know, most mostly doctors hit me up. Yeah, 264 00:13:22.080 --> 00:13:25.639 a lot of doctors, a lot of lawyers, just real 265 00:13:25.720 --> 00:13:28.559 corporate people. And I'm just definitely not that you know, 266 00:13:28.919 --> 00:13:30.039 and it's I don't. 267 00:13:31.559 --> 00:13:34.039 But I think opposites a tract sometimes. 268 00:13:33.600 --> 00:13:39.679 Sometimes, but not none of these times. No, not none 269 00:13:39.679 --> 00:13:44.960 of these times. It's interesting though, Yeah, people, I haven't 270 00:13:45.000 --> 00:13:47.000 been in the Dayton streets. And like you know, I 271 00:13:47.039 --> 00:13:50.279 was married, like you for we got divorced around the 272 00:13:50.279 --> 00:13:50.759 same time. 273 00:13:51.200 --> 00:13:52.080 Well, no, we didn't. 274 00:13:52.279 --> 00:13:54.679 Well, I was separated for a while because we had 275 00:13:54.720 --> 00:13:57.039 we had a free divorce. See you would paid attorneys. 276 00:13:57.399 --> 00:14:00.879 My ship was backed up in COVID. My shit was 277 00:14:01.759 --> 00:14:06.440 backed up nothing but finally exactly. But you know, we 278 00:14:06.440 --> 00:14:07.399 didn't have anything. 279 00:14:07.120 --> 00:14:11.279 That started and I would done with mine. 280 00:14:11.360 --> 00:14:13.879 Uh huh No, I think my mine's been almost three 281 00:14:13.960 --> 00:14:16.440 years now so that it's been finalized. 282 00:14:17.559 --> 00:14:19.799 So now there was something else going on there. I 283 00:14:19.840 --> 00:14:21.600 remember it because I remember being like this bitch. 284 00:14:21.919 --> 00:14:23.960 I just looked at my divorce decree when I went home, 285 00:14:24.159 --> 00:14:26.000 did you yes first for just. 286 00:14:25.919 --> 00:14:27.639 To keep it holding your heart? 287 00:14:27.759 --> 00:14:29.799 Well, I was trying to see about my last name. 288 00:14:29.840 --> 00:14:32.440 I was trying to see if I changed my name back, 289 00:14:32.480 --> 00:14:35.240 and I did. I never dropped my first of all, 290 00:14:35.440 --> 00:14:38.679 if I ever get married again, I'm not taking nobody's 291 00:14:38.759 --> 00:14:39.480 name me either. 292 00:14:39.559 --> 00:14:41.519 It's a weird thing to do. It's a weird because 293 00:14:41.559 --> 00:14:43.759 it's like your whole life, you have a name, yeah, 294 00:14:43.799 --> 00:14:45.279 and then all of a sudden, you have a different 295 00:14:45.360 --> 00:14:47.240 name because it's some fucking dude. 296 00:14:47.559 --> 00:14:50.519 Yeah. And then I got to pay to get it 297 00:14:50.600 --> 00:14:51.159 switched back. 298 00:14:51.440 --> 00:14:54.399 Oh, and I mean the nightmare that is switching your 299 00:14:54.480 --> 00:14:58.519 name back. Social Security car titles, well, you don't have 300 00:14:58.559 --> 00:14:58.960 one of those. 301 00:14:59.559 --> 00:15:01.600 I don't. I don't have a car. I don't. I 302 00:15:01.720 --> 00:15:02.720 haven't had one in years. 303 00:15:02.879 --> 00:15:05.519 But like driver's license, all that shit you have to. 304 00:15:06.840 --> 00:15:07.720 Yeah, I remember when you. 305 00:15:07.679 --> 00:15:10.240 Came to visit me in Venice and you were super 306 00:15:10.320 --> 00:15:12.559 high and you were reversing your car out of the 307 00:15:12.720 --> 00:15:13.960 driveway and I. 308 00:15:13.919 --> 00:15:14.679 Broke your gate. 309 00:15:14.840 --> 00:15:16.919 You broke my gate. But not only did you break 310 00:15:16.960 --> 00:15:19.519 my gate, you like knew you were hitting it and 311 00:15:19.519 --> 00:15:22.200 then just kept going so slow. It was just like. 312 00:15:24.919 --> 00:15:27.759 I did a couple of destructive things to your to 313 00:15:27.919 --> 00:15:30.840 your apart over there. I don't know why you kept 314 00:15:30.840 --> 00:15:33.240 calling me to come house it because Biggie loved me. 315 00:15:33.440 --> 00:15:34.279 Biggie did love you. 316 00:15:34.559 --> 00:15:37.519 Yeah, yeah, no, but uh but that was fucked though. 317 00:15:37.639 --> 00:15:39.440 You just did it in a slow motion and it's 318 00:15:39.480 --> 00:15:41.080 like you knew you were doing it, and you looked 319 00:15:41.080 --> 00:15:44.120 at me and you said, the girl, it's fine. Broke 320 00:15:44.159 --> 00:15:44.759 the whole gate. 321 00:15:45.679 --> 00:15:48.559 I broke the whole gay. I loved your place. 322 00:15:48.360 --> 00:15:51.240 In Venice, Oh, Venice. That was one of the best ones. 323 00:15:51.360 --> 00:15:53.240 It was. It was one of the best ones. 324 00:15:54.039 --> 00:15:55.200 Do you still talk to Chris? 325 00:15:55.440 --> 00:15:57.320 Yes, well, you know, he hits me up and sends 326 00:15:57.360 --> 00:15:59.799 me songs and stuff. Yeah, you know, I just love 327 00:15:59.840 --> 00:16:02.480 him some, Chris, and I love that you don't mind 328 00:16:02.559 --> 00:16:04.399 that that he's still cool? With the people. You know, 329 00:16:05.240 --> 00:16:08.159 you gotta you. It's this weird thing where you got 330 00:16:08.159 --> 00:16:10.320 to pick friends and you know, not with us. 331 00:16:10.559 --> 00:16:13.360 Yeah, I love him. He will not like you know, 332 00:16:13.600 --> 00:16:16.399 we have love for each other. It's like I'm I 333 00:16:16.799 --> 00:16:19.159 text his friends on their birthday and like, you know, 334 00:16:19.279 --> 00:16:22.679 I try and be cool with Shane fucking Shane. I 335 00:16:22.759 --> 00:16:26.840 love Shane, Shane, Shane gun. 336 00:16:28.039 --> 00:16:30.759 You know one thing I admired about y'all is even 337 00:16:31.120 --> 00:16:33.639 y'all were y'all it wasn't a bad divorce, but y'all, 338 00:16:33.799 --> 00:16:35.679 you know, you had your little issues or whatever. But 339 00:16:35.720 --> 00:16:39.240 white people are going to always figure out that dog custody. Okay, 340 00:16:39.960 --> 00:16:44.200 y'all figured out that dog custody. You weren't talking, but 341 00:16:44.279 --> 00:16:53.200 you was sharing the dog and he loved Biggie Too's. 342 00:16:50.600 --> 00:16:52.639 On my mantle now. He's usually on my lap during 343 00:16:52.639 --> 00:16:53.240 the podcast. 344 00:16:53.240 --> 00:16:57.240 But Chris needs a podcast about like songs and how 345 00:16:57.559 --> 00:17:00.639 just what he has the best musical ear some of 346 00:17:00.679 --> 00:17:03.720 the stuff he sent me. I'm just obsessed with everything 347 00:17:03.759 --> 00:17:04.240 he sent me. 348 00:17:04.480 --> 00:17:08.480 Chris has impeccable taste and he is the funniest person 349 00:17:09.400 --> 00:17:11.200 I've ever met in my life. I told him over 350 00:17:11.240 --> 00:17:13.039 and over again to start a podcast with Shane. He 351 00:17:13.160 --> 00:17:16.359 just doesn't want to, but that's okay, that's up to him. 352 00:17:16.440 --> 00:17:19.319 He started this is actually so crazy. So the hot 353 00:17:19.319 --> 00:17:23.799 dog company that he started, it's called Gleasy. And when 354 00:17:23.839 --> 00:17:26.200 I was in Santrapez, one of the girls I was 355 00:17:26.200 --> 00:17:28.000 with was this lawyer and they were at like this 356 00:17:28.160 --> 00:17:34.519 investment like convention where they were investing in brands, and 357 00:17:34.720 --> 00:17:37.279 one of her business partners was trying to invest in 358 00:17:37.480 --> 00:17:41.960 this hot dog company, and Bryce his business owner was like, 359 00:17:42.640 --> 00:17:46.240 we're not interested and that, and then everyone was like, Oh, 360 00:17:46.480 --> 00:17:49.240 these guys are like legit. And so now there's like 361 00:17:49.279 --> 00:17:52.240 all this buzz about them in the VC world and like, 362 00:17:52.279 --> 00:17:54.839 I mean, they're getting into like gas stations in the South, 363 00:17:54.880 --> 00:17:57.920 they're getting into I don't know. 364 00:17:58.039 --> 00:17:59.400 I never post about anything. 365 00:17:59.519 --> 00:18:02.400 He never posts anymore. He know, he doesn't post anymore. 366 00:18:03.039 --> 00:18:05.240 And one thing I will say, one thing I will 367 00:18:05.279 --> 00:18:08.039 hang my hat up on, is that after a man 368 00:18:08.119 --> 00:18:09.960 breaks up with me, he disappears from the. 369 00:18:11.400 --> 00:18:14.480 Damn. What is it about you? I make him go 370 00:18:14.559 --> 00:18:21.240 at You're some kind of grim reapers, some algorithm bitch. 371 00:18:21.440 --> 00:18:24.359 I can't stand you. Does he have veggie dogs? 372 00:18:24.920 --> 00:18:25.599 Veggie dogs? 373 00:18:25.680 --> 00:18:25.880 Yeah? 374 00:18:25.960 --> 00:18:28.440 No, Oh, just real hot dogs, bitch. 375 00:18:32.279 --> 00:18:34.920 That's between him and his colon. And you know that's 376 00:18:35.599 --> 00:18:39.559 ain't gotding to do with me. Yay, Chris. I loved him. 377 00:18:39.799 --> 00:18:42.480 We love Chris. But I will say like that was 378 00:18:42.480 --> 00:18:44.799 another thing between him and I is like he was 379 00:18:44.799 --> 00:18:47.839 such an anxious traveler. I really don't understand. Do you 380 00:18:47.880 --> 00:18:50.079 get anxiety when you're on the plane, Like, oh, no, 381 00:18:50.160 --> 00:18:50.920 it's gonna go down. 382 00:18:51.519 --> 00:18:53.720 Depends on how many shots of Jack I've had. 383 00:18:53.920 --> 00:18:56.119 Okay, yeah, and that's a great answer. 384 00:18:56.920 --> 00:19:00.319 So but usually no, yeah, you know, planes don't just 385 00:19:00.440 --> 00:19:01.200 be going down. 386 00:19:02.039 --> 00:19:03.960 And and that's what I've been saying. 387 00:19:04.359 --> 00:19:07.039 Yeah, you know, I have faith in a lot of 388 00:19:07.039 --> 00:19:09.720 the pilots that I always speak to them and just 389 00:19:09.799 --> 00:19:12.240 let them know, Hey, I'm here, so you. 390 00:19:12.160 --> 00:19:18.680 Know, be cool, be cool here, So do. 391 00:19:18.599 --> 00:19:22.880 Your job in at thirty two et right next to 392 00:19:22.880 --> 00:19:26.519 the coffee, listening to all the the gossip from the 393 00:19:26.839 --> 00:19:27.920 you know, flight attendant. 394 00:19:29.440 --> 00:19:31.759 I was my friend Trevor was flying his plane the 395 00:19:31.799 --> 00:19:33.920 other day and facetimed me while he was flying. 396 00:19:34.160 --> 00:19:35.079 Oh, and I. 397 00:19:35.000 --> 00:19:38.000 Was like, is that a thing? And he's like, yeah, 398 00:19:38.000 --> 00:19:40.920 it's autopilot, Like nobody's actually flying these planes. And I 399 00:19:40.960 --> 00:19:43.279 was just like, but I didn't think you could FaceTime me. 400 00:19:43.759 --> 00:19:46.839 Does he work for a major airliners? Okay, okay, perfect 401 00:19:47.200 --> 00:19:50.519