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Speaker 1: Well, well, well, welcome back, besties. It's your mother. Fresh

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off of a flight from santro Pey. I am rested

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and rejuvenated and so happy to be home. You know,

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I think the best part about going on vacation is

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coming home. Like I think it's so nice to see

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the world, but a lot of it is just like

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sitting on your phone somewhere else. And uh, I'm kind

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of good on that. Like I got there and I

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was so jet leg the first night, and I went

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to the sea and I laid on their beach and

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it was just like pebbles. It was like it was

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laying on rocks. I was like, you know what, I

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think I could just see this on Google street View.

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I don't. I don't know if I need to be

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here or come back. And then as I was laying there,

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I was meditating and this homeless man came up to

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me and took a greasy dump right next to my head,

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and I was like, well, you know what, you don't

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get that on beyond on Google street View, So maybe

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I will keep coming back, keep coming back from almost

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guy to shit on your fucking head. You know. No,

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it was a great trip. I am. I was supposed

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to stay longer, and I came home because I wanted

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to go spend the Fourth of July with my dad.

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So I literally got home last night at midnight. I'm

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recording today and then I'm gonna go fly today at

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three pm to hang out with my fashaw, and then

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I'll be back in the city next week. I'll be

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back in the city Sunday before this even airs. So

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I hope you guys had a great Fourth of July weekend.

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I hope Nunny blew your fucking hands off with fireworks.

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I hope you guys are all safe and wonderful and ingratitude, babe,

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because that's where we got to stay. I am so

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excited for our guests today. You guys, if you're on,

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if you're subbed on the Patreon, you know we're in lover.

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If you're not, what are you fucking doing? Go sub

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the Patreon. We're talking all the fucking shit over there.

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It is one of my dearest friends in comedy. Please

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welcome Dicey hight Well there, you're fun bitch. Okay, okay,

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it's eleven eleven. Make a wish, Okay, you wish for

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your pussy to not be so stanky.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that was my wish, my wish, that was my wish.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. All right, keep an eye on my earing.

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If it falls out again, I'll let you know. Start

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to look busted. Just don't let me. Do you want

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this peace out? Well, I guess not. It just looks unintentional.

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I think it looks good.

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Speaker 3: I haven't shaved under my arms nex two weeks.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, damn, it looks like coffee girls.

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Speaker 4: Bye, you bitch, you bitch.

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, welcome back, Bestie's. Welcome to the Talk

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and Schmidt podcast. By popular demand, we have on dicey.

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Speaker 3: Oh they wanted me.

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Speaker 1: Oh well, after listen the girl, he's done the Patreon.

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After they heard your solution to me being stuck in

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that lease, Everyone's like, we love this bitch.

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Speaker 3: They can't. They slapped. They slid in my DMS. A

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couple of them, a couple of fans. They were like,

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thank you so much. You're such a great friend to her.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it is. It's the best idea we

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have so far. Do you wanna do you wanna let

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the rest of the world know what it is? Because

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not everyone hears I'm Patreon even though you.

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Speaker 3: Should be well, you know, everybody knows that you like

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black men sometimes, and so I sometimes time from time

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to time and stance. It's Florida where you were, you know,

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and it's the relations ain't just like you know all that.

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But I don't know. I don't know. I never I

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never had the oh.

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Speaker 1: We're not saying his name anymore. Sorry, that's okay.

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Speaker 3: I never had the privilege of meeting him. But I

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just feel like if you would have had a black

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man on the couch that she was riding his dick,

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you know, when when he walked in that, you know,

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because you still have half the access to the place

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right like you're on the lease still, so at least

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mean you could go down there and.

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Speaker 1: Just just be menting.

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Speaker 3: I could just be like the house guests from hell.

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Even though I'm a great house guest, you.

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Speaker 1: Are a great house guys. I think there's hang on,

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I'm gonna pay voice. Don't you sent me? Because everybody

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really loved the voice.

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Speaker 3: I don't even really remember what I said. I remember

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the gist of it.

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Speaker 2: We could have a whole other podcast on our voice notes,

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but then we'd be canceled immediately.

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Speaker 3: You know what, you should do, bitch. What you should

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do is go back there a couple time times a

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month and go fuck some niggas up in there, like

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be having the loudest sex with some black dudes. And

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I promise you he's gonna let you out of your

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league's bitch, and I am. You know I'll go with you.

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You know, I'll go and be sitting on the balcony

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every morning when he comes out having some coffee. Bitch.

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You know, I'll show up to that bagel shop. I'll go,

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I'll go support his business. I'll be sitting on his balcony. Bitch.

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Speaker 1: First of all, the chips in that are a paid actor.

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Speaker 3: They I don't know what I was munching on. But

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that's crazy.

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Speaker 1: It's so funny, so funny, you're so dumb. I'm so

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happy you're back. I haven't seen you in so long.

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Speaker 3: Because I know, because you moved to Florida to be

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a you know, to sit on wicker furniture and have

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flower wallpaper and shit like a golden girl. You did that.

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That was your choice. That's why we ain't seen each other.

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I mean, oh my gosh.

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Speaker 1: You know, love is a funny. Love is a strange drug.

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It'll make you do some things that you look back

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and you're like, the fuck was that?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: He was cute though, he was a lot of wonderful things.

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You wanted to have moved across the country if he wasn't.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, So how do you feel now now that

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you're out of it? Now that we're sitting in here? Beautiful?

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This is some Carrie Bradshaw shit, y'all. Y'all can't see

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the whole place. But this is so nice and it's

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like a ten minute train ride from everything. It's amazing.

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This is a great neighborhood.

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Speaker 1: It's great.

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Speaker 3: It's the neighborhood.

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Speaker 1: It's the neighborhood.

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Speaker 3: I know.

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Speaker 1: That's why I like it. It's the neighborhoods are always safer.

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I feel great. I just got back from Santa Fe.

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I just got bame from Santa Page. No, I feel good.

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I'm just like, you know, it's like you can feel

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so good and you can also still need to like heal, yeah,

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and still need to like take care a little bit.

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So that's where I'm at. I wish I was like

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the kind of person that I.

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Speaker 3: Used to be, more of a bitch, more of a

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savage bitch, is that possible?

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Speaker 1: No more of a hoe? Oh more of a hoe.

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I wish I had that hoe DNA left in me,

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but I just don't. I don't have that. That hoe

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died a wild while ago.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I think there's so many benefits to being a woe.

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Speaker 3: Yeah it is. I mean I'm too old to whoe too,

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but I have thought about it recently.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I just think there's so many benefits of being

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able to like distract yourself with someone else immediately and

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like just like fuck the pain away.

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Speaker 3: Growth sucks.

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Speaker 1: Growth is the worst. Yeah, growing up is horrible. I

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don't advise anyone do it. Yeah, So I think right

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now I'm just in a recalibration stage. But I'm good.

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Like my place, fucking slaps. I've never got booked comedy

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more in my life than when I moved here.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, people love you. And this is a comedy town.

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This is a comics place. Yeah, and it's the scene

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is run by comics a lot more so here than

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in La right, which makes it just a little more

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accessible and cool to me.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, Yeah, So so that's it. I'm no longer,

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you know, no longer the bagel heiress.

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Speaker 3: I'm so glad you you know that was the other

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voice note I left you. I'm like, you're too good

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to be a bagel heiress. This is not you know,

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you was not everything. Bagel bitch, definitely not centniment. You're

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not you don't fit into none of them, like.

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Speaker 1: No, no no. I read something recently online about airport divorces.

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Airport divorce which I really am interested in. So is

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that and airport divorces when you're dating someone and you

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go to the airport together, But people often have such

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different travel styles that they really get into conflict in

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the airport. Like some people are anxious and they want

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and want to be like the last person on the plane.

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get a coffee, Like people just have different styles of flying.

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the gate. Everything before that is your business.

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Speaker 3: I love that idea.

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Speaker 1: I think it's so smart.

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Speaker 3: It's so smart.

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Speaker 1: I have dated both of my serious partnerships have been

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anxious flyers. Nothing gives me the yick more than someone

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that's scared of a plane going down or scared of

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missing your flight. I'm just like, grow up. Yeah, I

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get horny for turbulence. I I want to be the

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last person there. I get there an hour before the

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Speaker 3: I've traveled with you a lot, and you really stress

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me out with that hour before shit, you do. I

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have clear and all that shit, Like, I still want

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to be there two hours.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. So we're gonna get an airport tour us. Okay, Yeah,

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and you can do your shit. You can go knit

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in the fucking terminal or whatever you do.

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Speaker 3: No, I just want to go smell all the candles

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at duty Free and smell all the all the perfumes.

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You know what I'm saying. Like I want to do

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be taken all that time? Like I'm talking, there are

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years of your life you're huffing candles at duty Free.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, because I flew eighty two times last year.

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but you're losing time on the back end, is what

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I'm saying. Yeah, like precious moments of your life. Like

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if I were you and you were me, you'd be

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on your way to LaGuardia right now. Yeah, for my

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flight I have at three. I would yeah, I'd be

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on my way three.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I see eleven twenty and we still got another

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thirty minutes.

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Speaker 1: It is thirty. We've got like an hour and change.

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Speaker 3: You're crazy.

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Speaker 1: I'll leave here at two. I'll get there at two thirty.

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My flight's at three thirty.

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Speaker 3: I'll be perfect from JFK or you're going to Looardia

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Guardian Okay, yeah, that's cool Gardia.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I literally am. Just I got back from

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San I was supposed to go to Paris this weekend.

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It's the first time I've ever turned down Paris in

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my life. Like I've been one hundred times. I don't

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need to go again. Also, I just feel like I

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have so many memories in Paris with like all these

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things that didn't work.

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Speaker 3: Every time I look up here in Paris. Why don't

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you want to go this time? Just? Okay?

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Speaker 1: I was just you know what I did the South

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of France, which was so beautiful. I'd never done it before,

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to go to the city.

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Speaker 3: But you know, I love that you're gonna go spend

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the fourth of July with your dad and two hundred

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and fiftieth. Yeah, you know, year of the country, Year

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of our country. I think that's cool that you'll be

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there with your dad. Yeah, maybe that's more meaningful. I'm

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gonna look for some free barbecue in the city.

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Speaker 1: Those exist in the city, Yeah, they do.

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Speaker 3: It's a lot of people that's barbecuing in Harlem. Everybody's

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just gonna be on the street barbecuing. Okay, yeah, yeah,

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so I might go. I love Harlem so much I

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want to move back there. I'm about to move to

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Brooklyn when my place is ready in a couple of weeks,

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but I'm going to get back to Harlem. It's like

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the it's the best mix of I've never lived around

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this many black people before, first of all, and it's

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the perfect mix of ignorance and excellence. I love it.

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It's just the best.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you'll probably like it over there.

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Speaker 1: I'm sure. I was.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you can come visit me, you can come stay

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with me.

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Speaker 1: I can come stay high. What's going on with dating

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right now? The eternal scam that is dating girl.

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Speaker 3: I'm on the apps girl girl only Hinge. I don't,

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I'm on the app just Hinge. And do you know

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that I actually matched with one of the executives of

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Hinge on him. Yeah, And we went out a couple

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of times and I was like, I feel like you

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are collecting data. Yeah, he just he We ended up

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not talking anymore. He stops. Yeah, I was right, I

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was right. I mean we matched. I've matched with some

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really interesting people, you know, most mostly doctors hit me up. Yeah,

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a lot of doctors, a lot of lawyers, just real

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corporate people. And I'm just definitely not that you know,

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and it's I don't.

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Speaker 1: But I think opposites a tract sometimes.

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Speaker 3: Sometimes, but not none of these times. No, not none

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of these times. It's interesting though, Yeah, people, I haven't

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been in the Dayton streets. And like you know, I

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was married, like you for we got divorced around the

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same time.

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Speaker 1: Well, no, we didn't.

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Speaker 3: Well, I was separated for a while because we had

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we had a free divorce. See you would paid attorneys.

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My ship was backed up in COVID. My shit was

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backed up nothing but finally exactly. But you know, we

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didn't have anything.

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Speaker 1: That started and I would done with mine.

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Speaker 3: Uh huh No, I think my mine's been almost three

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years now so that it's been finalized.

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Speaker 1: So now there was something else going on there. I

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remember it because I remember being like this bitch.

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Speaker 3: I just looked at my divorce decree when I went home,

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did you yes first for just.

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Speaker 1: To keep it holding your heart?

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Speaker 3: Well, I was trying to see about my last name.

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I was trying to see if I changed my name back,

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and I did. I never dropped my first of all,

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if I ever get married again, I'm not taking nobody's

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name me either.

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Speaker 1: It's a weird thing to do. It's a weird because

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it's like your whole life, you have a name, yeah,

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and then all of a sudden, you have a different

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name because it's some fucking dude.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. And then I got to pay to get it

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switched back.

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Speaker 1: Oh, and I mean the nightmare that is switching your

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name back. Social Security car titles, well, you don't have

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one of those.

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Speaker 3: I don't. I don't have a car. I don't. I

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haven't had one in years.

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Speaker 1: But like driver's license, all that shit you have to.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I remember when you.

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Speaker 1: Came to visit me in Venice and you were super

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high and you were reversing your car out of the

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driveway and I.

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Speaker 3: Broke your gate.

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Speaker 1: You broke my gate. But not only did you break

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my gate, you like knew you were hitting it and

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then just kept going so slow. It was just like.

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Speaker 3: I did a couple of destructive things to your to

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your apart over there. I don't know why you kept

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calling me to come house it because Biggie loved me.

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Speaker 1: Biggie did love you.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, no, but uh but that was fucked though.

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Speaker 1: You just did it in a slow motion and it's

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like you knew you were doing it, and you looked

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at me and you said, the girl, it's fine. Broke

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the whole gate.

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Speaker 3: I broke the whole gay. I loved your place.

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Speaker 1: In Venice, Oh, Venice. That was one of the best ones.

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Speaker 3: It was. It was one of the best ones.

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Speaker 1: Do you still talk to Chris?

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Speaker 3: Yes, well, you know, he hits me up and sends

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me songs and stuff. Yeah, you know, I just love

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him some, Chris, and I love that you don't mind

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that that he's still cool? With the people. You know,

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you gotta you. It's this weird thing where you got

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to pick friends and you know, not with us.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I love him. He will not like you know,

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we have love for each other. It's like I'm I

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text his friends on their birthday and like, you know,

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I try and be cool with Shane fucking Shane. I

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love Shane, Shane, Shane gun.

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Speaker 3: You know one thing I admired about y'all is even

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y'all were y'all it wasn't a bad divorce, but y'all,

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you know, you had your little issues or whatever. But

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white people are going to always figure out that dog custody. Okay,

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y'all figured out that dog custody. You weren't talking, but

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you was sharing the dog and he loved Biggie Too's.

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Speaker 1: On my mantle now. He's usually on my lap during

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the podcast.

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Speaker 3: But Chris needs a podcast about like songs and how

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just what he has the best musical ear some of

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the stuff he sent me. I'm just obsessed with everything

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he sent me.

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Speaker 1: Chris has impeccable taste and he is the funniest person

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I've ever met in my life. I told him over

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and over again to start a podcast with Shane. He

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just doesn't want to, but that's okay, that's up to him.

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He started this is actually so crazy. So the hot

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dog company that he started, it's called Gleasy. And when

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I was in Santrapez, one of the girls I was

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with was this lawyer and they were at like this

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investment like convention where they were investing in brands, and

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one of her business partners was trying to invest in

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this hot dog company, and Bryce his business owner was like,

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we're not interested and that, and then everyone was like, Oh,

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these guys are like legit. And so now there's like

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all this buzz about them in the VC world and like,

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I mean, they're getting into like gas stations in the South,

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they're getting into I don't know.

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Speaker 3: I never post about anything.

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Speaker 1: He never posts anymore. He know, he doesn't post anymore.

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And one thing I will say, one thing I will

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hang my hat up on, is that after a man

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breaks up with me, he disappears from the.

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Speaker 3: Damn. What is it about you? I make him go

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at You're some kind of grim reapers, some algorithm bitch.

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I can't stand you. Does he have veggie dogs?

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Speaker 1: Veggie dogs?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: No, Oh, just real hot dogs, bitch.

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Speaker 3: That's between him and his colon. And you know that's

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ain't gotding to do with me. Yay, Chris. I loved him.

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Speaker 1: We love Chris. But I will say like that was

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another thing between him and I is like he was

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such an anxious traveler. I really don't understand. Do you

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get anxiety when you're on the plane, Like, oh, no,

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it's gonna go down.

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Speaker 3: Depends on how many shots of Jack I've had.

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Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, and that's a great answer.

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Speaker 3: So but usually no, yeah, you know, planes don't just

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be going down.

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Speaker 1: And and that's what I've been saying.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, I have faith in a lot of

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the pilots that I always speak to them and just

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let them know, Hey, I'm here, so you.

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Speaker 1: Know, be cool, be cool here, So do.

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Speaker 3: Your job in at thirty two et right next to

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the coffee, listening to all the the gossip from the

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you know, flight attendant.

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Speaker 1: I was my friend Trevor was flying his plane the

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other day and facetimed me while he was flying.

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Speaker 3: Oh, and I.

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Speaker 1: Was like, is that a thing? And he's like, yeah,

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it's autopilot, Like nobody's actually flying these planes. And I

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was just like, but I didn't think you could FaceTime me.

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Speaker 3: Does he work for a major airliners? Okay, okay, perfect

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fly private, can't great hopefully by himself?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, a major airline? Like for a Spirit he picked

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the old, old, defunked planes. What do you find to

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know that Spirit stuff? Fuck you?

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Speaker 3: I never flew Spirit. I flew Spirit like one time

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when I had to because of because of the connecting,

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I can't now, you know, you know I'm a cheap

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ass bitch.

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Speaker 1: You know That's what I've been.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm super cheat, but some things I just don't

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compromise on, you know.

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Speaker 1: And uh that's getting from point at point big.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's the this the last year. The craziest

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air airplane story I have is a bitch was sitting

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behind me. She was on the last row and I

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was on the road right before the last row like

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I like I do, and she started convulsed. Is it

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convuls convulsing? And so I'm like and the man next

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to her is like, ma'am. I'm like, it's a bitch

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going down over here. Like I started yelling at that.

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The flight attendants came over there and it was a

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doctor I had manifested that I was going to sit

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in first class unless flight. They it was no for

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it was no upgrades, and so I was like, okay,

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I'm gonna manifest this. I'm going I don't want to

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be back here. So the doctor that was on the

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plane was in first class. So he came to the

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back to see what was going on, and I had

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already stood up. I was up, and I was in

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the middle seat. By the way, I was in the aisle.

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I'm not sitting you know, no, And so he was like,

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I'm so sorry, do you mind switching seats with me.

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I'm just gonna have to sit next to her the

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whole the rest of the flight. I'm like, where's He

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was like, I'm too a up there? Oh for sure,

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and the.

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Speaker 1: Flight and I guess I'll do that community service, I guess.

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Speaker 3: So I guess I'll do that because either way, I

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wasn't sitting next to the dam bitch either way, either way,

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that was not happening. So oh man, anyway.

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Speaker 1: When people have medical emergencies on planes, and I know

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it's not their fault, but like, god damn, get it together. Yeah,

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we're gonna have a fucking grand mall seizure. When we

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were loading onto a plane, she just dropped on the

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fucking what's it called the jet bridge. I just walked around.

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Speaker 3: You are complete trash what.

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Speaker 1: I just stepped over. I was like, this is between

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her and God the guy. Everyone else was figuring it

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out right.

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Speaker 3: They didn't need to figure into Yeah, they didn't need

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another figure. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I couldn't be up there, figures.

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Speaker 3: I've done with you. You can just I mean you well,

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hopefully you just sent her some good vibes.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I did, like prayers, May God be with you.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, if your prayers go through good.

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Speaker 1: Look I'm blocked.

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Speaker 3: You're You're blacked. The Lord's said, no, wow.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it's just, you know, I get it

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at someone's life, but it's really just also my trip.

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Speaker 3: Also, I'm in Paris and towers waiting for me, bitch.

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Speaker 1: Yesterday I had to I had to fly from Nice

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to Paris, Paris to JFK. We were twenty minutes late

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leaving Nice because it's fucking mercury retrograde, so fucking of

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course we were. I had from the time we touched

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down to get onto the other plane, I had sixteen minutes.

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We taxied for four of those minutes. I was running

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like forest fucking gum. Like I was booking it through

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the airport. I had to like go that you also

470
00:23:29,640 --> 00:23:32,039
have to go through like passport control. Yeah, so I

471
00:23:32,079 --> 00:23:34,799
was like dipping and dodging under the things. I was like,

472
00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:40,839
I have to get home. I don't run like I'm

473
00:23:40,880 --> 00:23:43,799
not I have bat hips, I don't do cardio. I'm

474
00:23:43,839 --> 00:23:49,720
like running through this airport like talk about a medical emergency.

475
00:23:49,759 --> 00:23:53,119
It was me. I get to the plane and I

476
00:23:53,160 --> 00:23:56,039
was like, did I make it? She's like, yeah, You're fine.

477
00:23:56,880 --> 00:23:59,240
Speaker 3: Didn't Was it delayed or no?

478
00:23:59,319 --> 00:24:01,839
Speaker 1: It wasn't delayed. They fucking held it because they knew

479
00:24:01,839 --> 00:24:04,079
three of us were coming, So all the other bitches

480
00:24:04,079 --> 00:24:06,839
were just walking. Okay, So then it ended up being

481
00:24:06,880 --> 00:24:08,759
delayed because of the other people. But I'm like, I

482
00:24:08,799 --> 00:24:10,160
would have kept this bitch on time.

483
00:24:10,640 --> 00:24:14,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm so glad you made it back. Me too.

484
00:24:14,559 --> 00:24:16,519
Speaker 1: I would have fucked everything up. If I would have

485
00:24:16,559 --> 00:24:19,559
got stuck in Paris last night and then had to

486
00:24:19,599 --> 00:24:21,279
wake up get a flight home to Paris, I would

487
00:24:21,319 --> 00:24:23,799
have completely missed my flight to Milwaukee today. I would

488
00:24:23,799 --> 00:24:26,160
have missed all the fun plans my dad and I have,

489
00:24:26,319 --> 00:24:28,279
Like I just would have missed everything. Also, I just

490
00:24:28,319 --> 00:24:29,839
needed to be home and in my own bed. And

491
00:24:29,880 --> 00:24:33,359
I got home and I slept like a fucking rock

492
00:24:33,440 --> 00:24:33,920
last night.

493
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:35,599
Speaker 3: This bit is so cool.

494
00:24:35,680 --> 00:24:38,359
Speaker 1: It's so comfy. Can we talk about sleep and how

495
00:24:38,559 --> 00:24:41,039
much of a different person you are with and without it?

496
00:24:41,640 --> 00:24:44,519
When I get good sleep? Literally, the first thoughts in

497
00:24:44,559 --> 00:24:47,960
my head as I come online is like, my life

498
00:24:48,039 --> 00:24:51,319
is so amazing. I'm so grateful, Like God is good,

499
00:24:51,519 --> 00:24:54,359
Everything's wonderful. Like those are thoughts I have before I

500
00:24:54,400 --> 00:24:57,759
even like wake up fully m hm, this fucking.

501
00:24:57,599 --> 00:25:00,519
Speaker 3: Earring, girl, that airring is not fucking we today.

502
00:25:01,359 --> 00:25:05,440
Speaker 1: Why nobody's fucking with me today?

503
00:25:06,160 --> 00:25:08,200
Speaker 3: It was like your ears a loose pussy back there,

504
00:25:08,799 --> 00:25:11,000
Like it's just it's just fallen out.

505
00:25:11,160 --> 00:25:15,279
Speaker 1: And do some keg weights, yeah, which, by the way,

506
00:25:15,279 --> 00:25:16,160
have you ever done those?

507
00:25:16,559 --> 00:25:17,000
Speaker 3: Yeah?

508
00:25:17,119 --> 00:25:20,400
Speaker 1: I have some. What a humbling experiences are I mean,

509
00:25:20,440 --> 00:25:22,039
I really thought, I'm like, oh, yeah, I can go

510
00:25:22,079 --> 00:25:23,920
to defcon, Like, I'll go to the last one. I

511
00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:25,440
put it and it fell right out. I was like,

512
00:25:25,559 --> 00:25:27,599
all right, we'll start a little we'll start a little

513
00:25:27,599 --> 00:25:28,200
more junior.

514
00:25:28,680 --> 00:25:31,839
Speaker 3: I don't need mind any tighter though. Really it's pretty tight.

515
00:25:31,960 --> 00:25:36,160
That's what fucking dumb bitches say. That's what lion bitches.

516
00:25:36,359 --> 00:25:38,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the lion. That's what I was saying before

517
00:25:38,680 --> 00:25:44,400
I put on up there, before I threw it up

518
00:25:44,440 --> 00:25:46,200
and it fell right out my toe and I was like,

519
00:25:46,240 --> 00:25:48,519
all right, I got some I got some work to do.

520
00:25:49,119 --> 00:25:51,480
But what I've been doing is putting them in before

521
00:25:51,480 --> 00:25:54,200
I go to pilates, because then when you're doing like

522
00:25:54,319 --> 00:25:56,319
the whole body workout, you can just work the pussy

523
00:25:56,319 --> 00:25:57,319
out too. Yeah.

524
00:25:57,599 --> 00:25:58,960
Speaker 3: Never, this year, that's smart.

525
00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:00,920
Speaker 1: This yearing doesn't want to be with me? No, I

526
00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:03,440
don't want you know what this is. I don't want

527
00:26:03,440 --> 00:26:04,480
anything that doesn't want me.

528
00:26:04,799 --> 00:26:05,480
Speaker 3: Yeah. Good.

529
00:26:05,880 --> 00:26:07,039
Speaker 1: What were we talking about before?

530
00:26:07,799 --> 00:26:08,920
Speaker 3: You know, I smoked too much?

531
00:26:09,119 --> 00:26:10,519
Speaker 1: You know you do smoke too much.

532
00:26:11,079 --> 00:26:14,119
Speaker 3: We were talking about We weren't talking about the airport anymore. No,

533
00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:19,200
we were talking about your dad. What are you doing

534
00:26:19,240 --> 00:26:20,759
with your dad? What are your plans? What are you

535
00:26:20,759 --> 00:26:21,119
all doing?

536
00:26:21,160 --> 00:26:23,680
Speaker 1: We're gonna go to Summerfest and we're gonna watch the fireworks,

537
00:26:23,839 --> 00:26:27,119
and then we're probably gonna go to the country. We're

538
00:26:27,119 --> 00:26:28,799
gonna I mean, he lives in the country, so we're

539
00:26:28,839 --> 00:26:30,400
gonna go back to the We're gonna go back to

540
00:26:30,440 --> 00:26:34,079
the country and we're probably gonna watch some redneck shoot

541
00:26:34,079 --> 00:26:38,839
off fireworks and also probably their hands and then.

542
00:26:39,559 --> 00:26:41,480
Speaker 3: A bunch of taxi dermat stuff around.

543
00:26:41,599 --> 00:26:44,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, mostly in my dad's house. I'm just so excited

544
00:26:44,440 --> 00:26:45,039
to see my dad.

545
00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:45,799
Speaker 3: Uh huh.

546
00:26:47,319 --> 00:26:49,799
Speaker 1: And then that's it. I'm really annoyed because we were

547
00:26:49,839 --> 00:26:50,319
on something.

548
00:26:50,359 --> 00:26:53,200
Speaker 3: We were on, we were onto something, we.

549
00:26:53,039 --> 00:26:55,559
Speaker 1: Were onto something rewind.

550
00:26:55,680 --> 00:26:56,440
Speaker 3: Let me see if.

551
00:26:56,279 --> 00:26:57,079
Speaker 1: I can go back.

552
00:26:58,319 --> 00:27:03,160
Speaker 3: When the airring fell out, you were saying, I'm glad

553
00:27:03,160 --> 00:27:08,039
I got back my trip. We were done talking about

554
00:27:08,039 --> 00:27:10,079
the airport.

555
00:27:13,559 --> 00:27:17,079
Speaker 1: Do you ever do do you ever talk to like

556
00:27:17,119 --> 00:27:21,559
your your uh guardian angels and ask them for signs.

557
00:27:22,839 --> 00:27:24,359
I was doing that the other day, and you know,

558
00:27:24,440 --> 00:27:27,839
white feathers are assigned from guardian angels. Really like, if

559
00:27:27,880 --> 00:27:30,240
you if you're like, show me, if I'm protected, show

560
00:27:30,240 --> 00:27:30,920
me a white feather.

561
00:27:32,680 --> 00:27:33,359
Speaker 3: Did you find some?

562
00:27:34,240 --> 00:27:37,839
Speaker 1: Yeah? But it was a seagull feather, so if that counts.

563
00:27:37,519 --> 00:27:39,359
Speaker 3: Well, I mean it's really it's not a lot of

564
00:27:39,359 --> 00:27:42,640
white birds. Yeah, so that that does. That completely counts.

565
00:27:42,680 --> 00:27:44,720
Speaker 1: Yeah. When I was at my place in Santrape, I

566
00:27:44,759 --> 00:27:46,920
found a seagull feather. It was on my stairclap case

567
00:27:46,920 --> 00:27:48,160
and I saw it every day and I was like.

568
00:27:49,079 --> 00:27:51,960
Speaker 3: M my ancestors talk to me when I do shrooms.

569
00:27:52,440 --> 00:27:54,039
Speaker 1: Okay, have you been doing shrooms lightly?

570
00:27:54,519 --> 00:27:55,799
Speaker 3: Michael Dawson A little bit?

571
00:27:55,880 --> 00:27:58,359
Speaker 1: You know, well some some, you know. I love.

572
00:27:58,480 --> 00:28:01,359
Speaker 3: I love how white people just read brand like crack shit,

573
00:28:01,480 --> 00:28:06,400
like it's microdos. It's not, you know, so I have been.

574
00:28:06,440 --> 00:28:07,119
I've been listen.

575
00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:10,920
Speaker 1: Are they class A drugs? Sure? Sure, well you get

576
00:28:10,920 --> 00:28:13,640
a Are they a felony count if you get caught? Yeah?

577
00:28:13,880 --> 00:28:15,960
But it's also of my morning routine, it is.

578
00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:20,079
Speaker 3: That's part of it. No espresso and shrooms or coat. No,

579
00:28:20,160 --> 00:28:22,559
I don't do cocaine, but you were talking about hard

580
00:28:22,759 --> 00:28:26,720
herder drugs. I love shrooms. I like it's very introspective

581
00:28:27,119 --> 00:28:30,319
and I've never had It's always been such a positive

582
00:28:30,359 --> 00:28:33,759
download for me every single time. And that's when they

583
00:28:33,759 --> 00:28:35,839
talk to me and they tell me stuff about myself.

584
00:28:36,079 --> 00:28:38,279
Speaker 1: And they they tell you that you're a raggedy bitch.

585
00:28:38,440 --> 00:28:39,599
Speaker 3: Yeah, they'd be like bitch.

586
00:28:39,759 --> 00:28:39,799
Speaker 2: No.

587
00:28:39,920 --> 00:28:42,559
Speaker 3: They tell me they're like, you're magical. Yeah, why don't

588
00:28:42,559 --> 00:28:45,319
you access this magic? You are magic? That's what they

589
00:28:45,319 --> 00:28:48,400
always they tell me. It's crazy, right.

590
00:28:48,519 --> 00:28:52,880
Speaker 1: I know I'm magical magic mushrooms telling you at.

591
00:28:52,880 --> 00:28:55,960
Speaker 3: Least, Yeah, that's probably what it is, just the shrooms

592
00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:58,400
telling me. But I like to say it's my ancestors.

593
00:28:59,400 --> 00:29:03,400
Speaker 1: I like rooms. I have not done any in a while.

594
00:29:04,559 --> 00:29:06,599
Speaker 3: Because that's not part of sobriety, right.

595
00:29:07,240 --> 00:29:09,240
Speaker 1: No. I wasn't sober for a while though, but I'm

596
00:29:09,359 --> 00:29:12,559
I have like four weeks right now. But I don't

597
00:29:12,559 --> 00:29:14,759
want to like jinx it because you never know when

598
00:29:14,799 --> 00:29:15,480
I might go back.

599
00:29:15,640 --> 00:29:18,240
Speaker 3: But it's not alcohol none, which is the best thing

600
00:29:18,400 --> 00:29:19,160
for you. Yeah.

601
00:29:19,240 --> 00:29:21,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, alcohol is the one I got to stay away from. Yeah,

602
00:29:21,799 --> 00:29:25,759
but you know, I just anything to get me away

603
00:29:25,759 --> 00:29:29,359
from myself a little bit. I've been kind of accessing,

604
00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:31,559
but then I realized with this this breakup, I'm like

605
00:29:31,599 --> 00:29:34,640
I need to actually just like feel all these feelings. Unfortunately,

606
00:29:34,720 --> 00:29:36,680
and I don't want to, you know, because when you're

607
00:29:36,759 --> 00:29:40,920
like using anything, even if it's just like microdosing shrooms

608
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:44,960
or eat or whatever, it is like you're just pushing

609
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:48,400
everything down. It's kind of like pushing a beach ball underwater, right,

610
00:29:48,480 --> 00:29:50,400
So it's like the further you push it down, the

611
00:29:50,440 --> 00:29:51,880
harder it comes up and like hits you in the

612
00:29:51,880 --> 00:29:53,599
face and knocks your fucking teeth out and.

613
00:29:53,519 --> 00:29:55,680
Speaker 3: It should be a preacher girl. That was so good,

614
00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:58,200
Like what a beach ball.

615
00:29:58,079 --> 00:29:59,400
Speaker 1: But that's kind of what it is. It's like you

616
00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:00,799
can push it down, push it down, and then all

617
00:30:00,799 --> 00:30:02,079
of a sudden, it pops up and it hits you

618
00:30:02,079 --> 00:30:03,519
in the face. And like that happened to me when

619
00:30:03,519 --> 00:30:06,480
I was in Santa Pez. Like one little thing happened

620
00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:10,519
that made me really uncomfortable, and I was trying to

621
00:30:10,559 --> 00:30:13,759
talk about it with a friend and I just started,

622
00:30:13,799 --> 00:30:16,839
like like a kid that just fell off their bike.

623
00:30:16,920 --> 00:30:23,359
I was like like just like just started like sobbing

624
00:30:23,559 --> 00:30:26,559
on the streets of Santa Pez. Really and I was like, Oh,

625
00:30:26,640 --> 00:30:29,519
this is because I've like been pushing everything down and

626
00:30:29,559 --> 00:30:31,880
I've been ignoring it. And I'm such a runner, Like

627
00:30:31,920 --> 00:30:33,880
I'm such a like if I get into a situation

628
00:30:33,960 --> 00:30:36,160
where I don't want to be in, I will run

629
00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:39,880
for the fucking hills. But like running is just working

630
00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:44,799
on adrenaline, right, so it's like I'm not processing anything.

631
00:30:44,920 --> 00:30:49,359
I'm in such flight or fight or flight. Oh so yeah,

632
00:30:49,359 --> 00:30:51,720
I think like when you're running off adrenaline like that,

633
00:30:51,880 --> 00:30:55,359
like you don't have time to sit in process, and

634
00:30:55,400 --> 00:30:59,119
I think, like everything I've been going through it's all

635
00:30:59,200 --> 00:31:05,079
like traumatic, you know, like a breakup is traumatic, moving

636
00:31:05,279 --> 00:31:09,000
is traumatic. Not like big t traumas, but like it's

637
00:31:09,039 --> 00:31:10,720
a lot, right. And then I was like, oh, my

638
00:31:10,799 --> 00:31:13,359
place isn't like settled exactly the way I want it

639
00:31:13,400 --> 00:31:14,519
to be, and let me just go to the South

640
00:31:14,519 --> 00:31:16,200
of France and like have fun with my girlfriends. And

641
00:31:16,240 --> 00:31:18,799
then like one little thing happens that's not aligned with

642
00:31:18,839 --> 00:31:22,000
how I wanted to feel, and I'm like and then

643
00:31:22,079 --> 00:31:23,839
like that's when I knew I had to come home

644
00:31:23,880 --> 00:31:26,799
because I was like, A, I need to like go

645
00:31:26,920 --> 00:31:29,720
be with the one person that makes me feel sane,

646
00:31:29,839 --> 00:31:32,920
which is my dad. Hm. He's like the most healing

647
00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:36,480
person in the world to me. And then b beyond that,

648
00:31:36,559 --> 00:31:39,079
when I get home, I have to like hunker down

649
00:31:39,079 --> 00:31:41,200
and heal. Yeah, and that's very annoying.

650
00:31:41,559 --> 00:31:44,240
Speaker 3: Well, you know a lot of taurists are avoidance. I

651
00:31:44,279 --> 00:31:48,119
think that's part of y'all, part of a tourist trait. Honestly,

652
00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:50,200
a lot of taurists I know, well most of my

653
00:31:50,279 --> 00:31:52,559
friends are tourists. I know, for whatever reason.

654
00:31:52,880 --> 00:31:55,240
Speaker 1: I mean, I think we're loyal to a fault and

655
00:31:55,279 --> 00:31:57,400
then the second that it's done, we're done.

656
00:31:57,720 --> 00:31:57,960
Speaker 3: Yeah.

657
00:31:57,960 --> 00:32:00,200
Speaker 1: So it's like we will like ride and ride and

658
00:32:00,319 --> 00:32:02,759
ride and ride, but then the second the ride's over,

659
00:32:02,799 --> 00:32:06,400
we're hopping off and we're never coming back to the ride. Yeah.

660
00:32:06,519 --> 00:32:08,519
I don't know if it's necessarily a good thing or

661
00:32:08,519 --> 00:32:10,160
a bad thing, but it is. It's just how I

662
00:32:10,200 --> 00:32:19,359
deal with shit. So yeah, yeah, everything's good, though, what's

663
00:32:19,400 --> 00:32:22,079
going on with you?

664
00:32:22,079 --> 00:32:26,359
Speaker 3: You know, just watching my parents get older, which is crazy,

665
00:32:26,720 --> 00:32:30,359
uh and interesting at the same time I'm becoming the parent.

666
00:32:32,119 --> 00:32:34,319
But yeah, I've been in Dallas for a minute. Me

667
00:32:34,359 --> 00:32:37,759
and my mom, I went to uh, I went home

668
00:32:37,880 --> 00:32:40,960
because I was going to Maui. So that was a

669
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:45,759
really fun trip. And me and my mom just been,

670
00:32:45,920 --> 00:32:48,240
oh my god, that picture of you, which one on

671
00:32:48,279 --> 00:32:52,359
the chair and it looked like a walker. You make

672
00:32:52,440 --> 00:32:55,079
me so sick. I hate you. And it was so

673
00:32:55,400 --> 00:32:59,039
funny look like because it looked just like a walker.

674
00:32:59,079 --> 00:33:02,400
And I said, this fucking bitch, can't even I've been

675
00:33:02,440 --> 00:33:05,880
working so hard on my body to even post a

676
00:33:05,920 --> 00:33:10,240
bikini pic and hear this bitch come like reminded me

677
00:33:10,359 --> 00:33:14,680
a that I'm oldest, but and b that I just

678
00:33:14,759 --> 00:33:16,720
I look like I'm on a walker. It did.

679
00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:20,640
Speaker 1: I'm gonna put the picture on the YouTube because it

680
00:33:20,640 --> 00:33:23,359
looks like a walker. I couldn't. I couldn't pass that one.

681
00:33:24,119 --> 00:33:25,200
I couldn't pass that one up.

682
00:33:25,319 --> 00:33:28,720
Speaker 2: Please put that on there. That's hilarious, so funny. Do

683
00:33:28,799 --> 00:33:30,039
you have that on your hinge profile?

684
00:33:30,279 --> 00:33:32,480
Speaker 3: No, I didn't want to walk her. No, I don't

685
00:33:32,480 --> 00:33:35,519
have that picture. And I was like, oh, oh, I

686
00:33:35,559 --> 00:33:38,640
hate this bitch she's making me. Would have delete it,

687
00:33:38,720 --> 00:33:39,319
but I didn't.

688
00:33:39,839 --> 00:33:40,720
Speaker 1: No, don't delete it.

689
00:33:40,880 --> 00:33:46,440
Speaker 3: You leave the rudest coming under my pictures. You leave.

690
00:33:47,119 --> 00:33:50,079
You are so rude. I think I'm doing so good,

691
00:33:50,079 --> 00:33:53,880
and then here comes Brittany best slide, Brittany.

692
00:33:54,319 --> 00:33:57,519
Speaker 1: That is back slides, Brittany, that's just our friendship. Though

693
00:33:58,039 --> 00:34:00,440
we're mean as fuck doing so much. But then I

694
00:34:00,480 --> 00:34:02,279
don't think people get it. And then people are like,

695
00:34:02,359 --> 00:34:03,079
who's this?

696
00:34:03,519 --> 00:34:05,519
Speaker 3: Yeah, they don't get it. And you know, you're the

697
00:34:05,559 --> 00:34:07,880
only person that i'll sleep in the bed with. Oh yeah,

698
00:34:07,880 --> 00:34:10,119
you're like my only friend. Yeah. I don't even sleep

699
00:34:10,119 --> 00:34:13,079
in the bed with my sister really or just like anybody.

700
00:34:13,119 --> 00:34:14,400
But yeah, I don't know why.

701
00:34:14,679 --> 00:34:16,880
Speaker 1: It's easy and we both sleep like we're in a tomb.

702
00:34:17,039 --> 00:34:20,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, we do. Like I sleep like a mummy. Ye yeah,

703
00:34:20,519 --> 00:34:23,000
all the covers everywhere, all over my mouth, all under

704
00:34:23,039 --> 00:34:23,400
my head.

705
00:34:23,440 --> 00:34:26,280
Speaker 1: But yeah, anyway, well you look great in a bikini.

706
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:27,280
Speaker 3: Thanks.

707
00:34:27,360 --> 00:34:30,800
Speaker 1: Next time, assess the chair you're sitting on. Sure it

708
00:34:30,840 --> 00:34:32,599
doesn't look like it needs tennis balls under.

709
00:34:33,199 --> 00:34:36,760
Speaker 3: Shut up. I've been doing hot yoga. I've been eating

710
00:34:36,760 --> 00:34:39,119
cornbread too for the last month, because my mom makes

711
00:34:39,159 --> 00:34:41,000
corn bread with every single meal.

712
00:34:41,599 --> 00:34:44,719
Speaker 1: Those two things are on opposite ends of the spectram. Yeah, yeah,

713
00:34:44,800 --> 00:34:47,559
it's called balance it is. Yeah, I would love cornbread

714
00:34:47,559 --> 00:34:50,280
and hot yoga. Hm, that would be a cornbread is

715
00:34:50,320 --> 00:34:52,679
one of my favorite things in the world. Yeah, with

716
00:34:52,679 --> 00:34:54,159
some soft butter.

717
00:34:55,159 --> 00:34:57,960
Speaker 3: But you like all that other nasty shit though, branch

718
00:34:58,079 --> 00:34:59,239
and all.

719
00:34:59,119 --> 00:35:00,920
Speaker 1: The it's not on my corn bread.

720
00:35:01,039 --> 00:35:03,000
Speaker 3: Well no, I know, but you know, yh you have

721
00:35:03,159 --> 00:35:08,119
like you're the only person the tartar sauces like flavored mayonnaisy. Shit,

722
00:35:09,320 --> 00:35:10,000
that's what you like.

723
00:35:10,320 --> 00:35:17,599
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's fucking great, all that Mill West bullshit. I know.

724
00:35:17,639 --> 00:35:19,320
I can't wait to go home. I can't wait to

725
00:35:19,360 --> 00:35:22,480
go home and eat sausages and like a fish filet

726
00:35:22,480 --> 00:35:23,840
with extra tartar sauce.

727
00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:25,119
Speaker 3: Do you eat cheese curds?

728
00:35:25,559 --> 00:35:25,920
Speaker 1: Yes?

729
00:35:26,400 --> 00:35:29,320
Speaker 3: I love those. Okay, I'll bring me some please.

730
00:35:30,039 --> 00:35:32,880
Speaker 1: What's the most delusional thing you've ever believed about yourself?

731
00:35:34,760 --> 00:35:37,039
Speaker 3: The most del you know what? That I need somebody

732
00:35:37,079 --> 00:35:41,159
for everything? Mmm? That I don't. That I'm just not

733
00:35:41,239 --> 00:35:43,239
the magic that I need, like my ant, like my

734
00:35:43,239 --> 00:35:46,760
ancestors be telling me on shrooms, I always feel like

735
00:35:47,719 --> 00:35:53,000
I have to partner with somebody or and and that's

736
00:35:53,159 --> 00:35:56,800
really held me back these last ten years. Yeah, me

737
00:35:57,519 --> 00:36:01,480
being in an unhappy marriage and that couple with just

738
00:36:01,519 --> 00:36:04,000
not really believing in myself like that are always trying

739
00:36:04,039 --> 00:36:10,079
to I guess, Yeah, I just feel like I need

740
00:36:10,440 --> 00:36:12,719
somebody else to make it. And I really don't.

741
00:36:12,480 --> 00:36:15,440
Speaker 1: Need nobody, especially not in this business, not comedy.

742
00:36:15,519 --> 00:36:18,280
Speaker 3: I don't. You're a good example of that, because nobody

743
00:36:18,360 --> 00:36:19,639
likes you anyway.

744
00:36:19,559 --> 00:36:20,559
Speaker 1: Nobody likes me.

745
00:36:21,239 --> 00:36:23,320
Speaker 3: I don't. That's just crazy to me.

746
00:36:23,639 --> 00:36:26,360
Speaker 1: It's not crazy to me. I was thinking about this

747
00:36:26,360 --> 00:36:29,119
the other day and I came to a couple of things. One,

748
00:36:30,559 --> 00:36:34,119
I've done some bad things to people, some indefensible things,

749
00:36:34,119 --> 00:36:35,880
Like people would have bad things to say about me,

750
00:36:35,920 --> 00:36:38,320
and they would be right. I've always apologized, but that

751
00:36:38,360 --> 00:36:40,360
doesn't erase the fact that I did the bad thing.

752
00:36:41,360 --> 00:36:46,159
Two people need a villain. You know. People like to hate,

753
00:36:47,360 --> 00:36:50,199
they like to group hate, and I'm easy to group hat.

754
00:36:50,239 --> 00:36:53,119
I've always been easy to group hat. It's been going

755
00:36:53,119 --> 00:36:56,000
on since I was in grade school, all the way

756
00:36:56,039 --> 00:36:59,519
through middle school, high school. It didn't happen. It actually

757
00:36:59,519 --> 00:37:01,360
did happen college, but I was so drunk I wasn't

758
00:37:01,360 --> 00:37:03,920
paying attention. People didn't like me in college, but I

759
00:37:03,960 --> 00:37:06,320
didn't give a fuck. Yeah, and now it's back to

760
00:37:06,360 --> 00:37:07,920
the same thing where it's like it's kind of just

761
00:37:07,960 --> 00:37:10,159
been a theme of my life and I just have

762
00:37:10,199 --> 00:37:12,159
to be okay with it. Yeah, And that's why I'm

763
00:37:12,199 --> 00:37:14,800
like more committed to solidarity than ever. Like I have

764
00:37:14,880 --> 00:37:16,840
fewer friends than I've ever had in my life. Like

765
00:37:17,199 --> 00:37:20,400
the friend circle is getting smaller, not bigger. And I

766
00:37:20,440 --> 00:37:22,559
think I work from this wound of like people didn't

767
00:37:22,639 --> 00:37:24,360
like me growing up, so I want people to like me,

768
00:37:24,480 --> 00:37:27,239
and then I like let people in, and then I realize, like,

769
00:37:27,679 --> 00:37:30,039
for whatever reason, this friendship is never gonna work, and

770
00:37:30,079 --> 00:37:33,559
then we have some sort of you know, whether it's

771
00:37:33,639 --> 00:37:38,960
just a falling out or if it just dissipates. I

772
00:37:39,119 --> 00:37:42,239
just think my circle is supposed to be a lot smaller, yeah,

773
00:37:42,280 --> 00:37:44,000
and I want it to be bigger because there's like

774
00:37:44,079 --> 00:37:46,480
the wounded kid in me who wants so many friends

775
00:37:46,480 --> 00:37:50,800
and wants so much love. But like it's it's way.

776
00:37:51,400 --> 00:37:53,840
My life is much simpler when my circle is really small.

777
00:37:54,079 --> 00:37:56,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, people don't really like me either. I guess that's

778
00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:57,960
why we growb it. Say it's towards you too, and

779
00:37:58,199 --> 00:37:59,719
I actually don't think that's true. I have a lot

780
00:37:59,719 --> 00:38:01,000
of peo really don't like me.

781
00:38:01,119 --> 00:38:02,360
Speaker 1: I don't think that's true.

782
00:38:02,719 --> 00:38:07,760
Speaker 3: It is, I don't. It's definitely been a theme in

783
00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:09,800
my life, and my ex used to always be like,

784
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:12,800
these people are not your friends. You really think you

785
00:38:12,840 --> 00:38:15,239
think these people love you? They hate you for real.

786
00:38:16,639 --> 00:38:17,760
Speaker 1: Jealousy's a hell of a drug.

787
00:38:17,880 --> 00:38:19,599
Speaker 3: Jealousy is a hell of a drugs. But I also

788
00:38:19,840 --> 00:38:22,519
didn't I don't do bad things to people like you

789
00:38:22,599 --> 00:38:26,119
probably were doing. I don't really do fucked up things

790
00:38:26,119 --> 00:38:27,159
to people. I don't think.

791
00:38:27,400 --> 00:38:30,440
Speaker 1: I don't ever intentionally mean to do bad things to people.

792
00:38:30,440 --> 00:38:33,599
I'm not going out to like hurt people's feelings or

793
00:38:33,679 --> 00:38:39,079
you know whatever. I've just been an imperfect friend in

794
00:38:39,199 --> 00:38:42,239
situations and I've you know, done and said things that

795
00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:47,239
I wish I hadn't, but like, yeah, it's all.

796
00:38:47,079 --> 00:38:50,480
Speaker 3: Part of it. The first time I met you, you

797
00:38:50,519 --> 00:38:56,639
were a complete bit. I met you in Venice, of

798
00:38:56,679 --> 00:38:57,480
all places.

799
00:38:57,920 --> 00:38:59,960
Speaker 1: This story story is a tale.

800
00:39:00,079 --> 00:39:03,079
Speaker 3: This is so true. This is not a tall tail.

801
00:39:03,199 --> 00:39:06,760
It is the tallest. We were in a green room

802
00:39:06,840 --> 00:39:11,719
together at the Venice Underground Show, which was one of

803
00:39:11,719 --> 00:39:13,719
the dopest shows in LA at the time.

804
00:39:13,880 --> 00:39:15,599
Speaker 1: I don't get.

805
00:39:16,559 --> 00:39:17,920
Speaker 3: Shut up and so.

806
00:39:19,880 --> 00:39:20,559
Speaker 1: Tall to us.

807
00:39:21,079 --> 00:39:26,159
Speaker 3: The guy you were in there, the guy who was

808
00:39:26,199 --> 00:39:28,800
doing the show, he was he just briefly introduced us

809
00:39:28,920 --> 00:39:31,840
or whatever, and you were just like, Hi, just this real,

810
00:39:32,079 --> 00:39:33,840
just and I said, oh, she's a bitch, but I'm

811
00:39:33,880 --> 00:39:36,840
gonna just keep sucking with her anyway because that's just

812
00:39:36,840 --> 00:39:38,599
what I do. So I was asking you questions and

813
00:39:38,639 --> 00:39:42,880
step and you were just like, yeah, just giving like

814
00:39:43,039 --> 00:39:47,480
the the shortest answers, like stop talking to me, bitch.

815
00:39:47,559 --> 00:39:48,639
Speaker 1: Yeah, So why didn't you stop?

816
00:39:49,119 --> 00:39:51,639
Speaker 3: Because you because I just liked I just wanted to

817
00:39:51,639 --> 00:39:52,119
fuck with you.

818
00:39:52,280 --> 00:39:55,159
Speaker 1: And then well, I don't like to be I don't

819
00:39:55,199 --> 00:39:57,280
like to be talked to, I don't like strangers.

820
00:39:57,320 --> 00:39:57,639
Speaker 2: I don't.

821
00:39:58,039 --> 00:39:59,679
Speaker 1: You're not trying to kick in a green room the

822
00:40:00,199 --> 00:40:02,400
my personality, and so don't.

823
00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:06,320
Speaker 3: I just kept on going and then I did my

824
00:40:06,440 --> 00:40:09,320
set and that was probably one of the best sets

825
00:40:09,360 --> 00:40:11,960
I've ever had in my life to date. People were

826
00:40:11,960 --> 00:40:14,800
asking me for my autograph after that, after that show,

827
00:40:15,239 --> 00:40:19,320
and then here comes Brittany sliding somewhere either a DM

828
00:40:19,440 --> 00:40:23,239
or like something, and she's like, you want to get sushi,

829
00:40:23,400 --> 00:40:27,039
Let's uh, let's be friends or let's hang out. And

830
00:40:27,079 --> 00:40:29,760
then I met you in Venice again and you told

831
00:40:29,760 --> 00:40:31,679
me all about the hull bags and stuff, and I

832
00:40:31,719 --> 00:40:34,559
was like, this is my soul sister right here. And

833
00:40:34,599 --> 00:40:37,440
then ever since then we've just kind of been inseparable.

834
00:40:38,360 --> 00:40:40,360
But that's my story and I'm sticking to a bitch.

835
00:40:40,400 --> 00:40:43,079
Speaker 1: It's not the story at all. But you know me now?

836
00:40:43,400 --> 00:40:44,840
Do you know me now? And you know that I

837
00:40:44,880 --> 00:40:46,239
don't want a stranger talking to me.

838
00:40:46,480 --> 00:40:47,159
Speaker 3: Yeah, No, I know.

839
00:40:47,280 --> 00:40:50,159
Speaker 1: I have a very god I have a very guarded energy,

840
00:40:50,239 --> 00:40:52,639
and that is because I've been burned so many times.

841
00:40:52,800 --> 00:40:54,679
So I'm not trying to like Kiki and be like, hey,

842
00:40:54,719 --> 00:40:56,440
we're going to be best friends. Like I'm like, yeah,

843
00:40:56,480 --> 00:40:59,719
we're at work. You're my coworker. I don't need to.

844
00:40:59,679 --> 00:41:02,880
Speaker 3: Know you're your own HR. You plan HR in this bitch. Yeah,

845
00:41:02,960 --> 00:41:06,760
I don't corporate Brittany in the green room exactly.

846
00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:13,239
Speaker 1: I'm yeah, not to be cunty, but just to be

847
00:41:13,599 --> 00:41:15,840
just and like, this is something like everyone's told me

848
00:41:15,880 --> 00:41:18,440
about me. I've had like psychics and astrologers and everyone

849
00:41:18,559 --> 00:41:21,920
be like, people think you're a fucking cunt. Yeah, because

850
00:41:21,960 --> 00:41:26,039
you're quiet. Yeah, but I'm quiet because you're choosy. I'm

851
00:41:26,199 --> 00:41:29,679
very choosy. And I've also learned I've let a lot

852
00:41:29,760 --> 00:41:31,480
of people into my life, and I've had to let

853
00:41:31,519 --> 00:41:33,440
a lot of people go from my life, and I've

854
00:41:33,480 --> 00:41:36,239
just learned that the return on investment is not usually

855
00:41:36,280 --> 00:41:37,880
super high.

856
00:41:38,280 --> 00:41:41,000
Speaker 3: I will say that you're probably my most thoughtful friend.

857
00:41:41,760 --> 00:41:45,000
You're very thoughtful. She loves to leave cards and like

858
00:41:45,079 --> 00:41:49,559
these expensive ass papyrus or whatever the fuck ten dollar cards.

859
00:41:49,599 --> 00:41:51,679
I have all your cards that you left me, all

860
00:41:51,719 --> 00:41:52,480
the messages.

861
00:41:52,840 --> 00:41:53,039
Speaker 1: Yeah.

862
00:41:53,480 --> 00:41:56,000
Speaker 3: You give the best presents. Yeah.

863
00:41:56,119 --> 00:41:58,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean the people that are in my life,

864
00:41:58,320 --> 00:41:59,719
I love them and I want them to know that

865
00:42:00,039 --> 00:42:02,840
you feel it. You also met me when I was

866
00:42:03,199 --> 00:42:04,280
making a lot more money.

867
00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:06,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you had it, you did. You were corporate

868
00:42:06,760 --> 00:42:07,400
Brittany then.

869
00:42:07,360 --> 00:42:13,199
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was corporate Brittany then. But yeah, we've been

870
00:42:13,239 --> 00:42:15,159
through Yeah, we've been through a lot.

871
00:42:15,199 --> 00:42:20,519
Speaker 3: We've been through divorced, death, I mean all kinds of stuff.

872
00:42:21,159 --> 00:42:26,519
You were you. I met you the year after oh yeah, yeah,

873
00:42:26,519 --> 00:42:31,039
you met me eighteen Yeah, the year after, and then

874
00:42:31,239 --> 00:42:31,599
the year.

875
00:42:31,559 --> 00:42:34,679
Speaker 1: I went back to comedy. She's the reason I went

876
00:42:34,719 --> 00:42:35,559
back to comedy.

877
00:42:36,039 --> 00:42:38,719
Speaker 3: She got you. You know, this is what you're doing

878
00:42:38,760 --> 00:42:42,320
now full time. So mm hmmm. Yeah, I met you

879
00:42:42,920 --> 00:42:48,480
post mother, and I still have. I haven't met your dad.

880
00:42:48,519 --> 00:42:51,440
I met your sister. I haven't met you. That's I

881
00:42:51,480 --> 00:42:53,440
still haven't met your dad. I think we I talked

882
00:42:53,480 --> 00:42:56,079
to your dad or maybe you were face we were

883
00:42:56,079 --> 00:42:57,800
face timing and he was there and I talked. I've

884
00:42:57,800 --> 00:43:00,239
seen him. He's really a nice looking man. You got

885
00:43:00,239 --> 00:43:02,239
a cute daddy, girl. I don't fuck why men, but

886
00:43:02,320 --> 00:43:03,320
he is so cute.

887
00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:08,199
Speaker 1: Okay, So I obviously didn't know that growing up because

888
00:43:08,239 --> 00:43:11,480
I'm he's my dad, but I remember we used to

889
00:43:11,519 --> 00:43:14,760
have like parties at our house and this one girl

890
00:43:15,079 --> 00:43:17,880
would always be like talking to my dad a lot,

891
00:43:18,119 --> 00:43:20,199
and I was like, it's whatever, like I just had

892
00:43:20,239 --> 00:43:23,119
like such a pure mind. It was just like I

893
00:43:23,199 --> 00:43:25,400
really did at that time in my life. I was

894
00:43:25,440 --> 00:43:28,400
so pure. But I remember my ex stepmom would go

895
00:43:28,679 --> 00:43:31,440
the fuck off and she would be like, your friend

896
00:43:31,519 --> 00:43:37,960
is trying to fuck my husband. She's nuts, she's nuts.

897
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:38,880
Do you shut your friend?

898
00:43:39,039 --> 00:43:41,199
Speaker 3: Get your little sluttie fucking friend out of here.

899
00:43:41,280 --> 00:43:44,840
Speaker 1: I'm like, what are you talking about? Like, first of all,

900
00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:48,880
she's seventeen, my dad's forty whatever, Like that would never

901
00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:52,320
happen in what world. I wasn't watching porn. I didn't

902
00:43:52,360 --> 00:43:56,800
know that was a category. Just like I was like, bitch,

903
00:43:56,800 --> 00:44:01,079
you're crazy. And then you're years later, after I had

904
00:44:01,119 --> 00:44:03,559
gone to college. I remember I was saying to my dad.

905
00:44:03,599 --> 00:44:04,960
I was like, yeah, you know, I didn't really have

906
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:07,000
any friends in high school and he's like, well, yes

907
00:44:07,039 --> 00:44:09,039
you did. He's like, you know that one girl. I'm

908
00:44:09,039 --> 00:44:10,280
not going to say her name, but you know that

909
00:44:10,280 --> 00:44:12,880
one girl. You know when she went to college, she

910
00:44:12,960 --> 00:44:14,400
called me and she tried to get me to come

911
00:44:14,440 --> 00:44:18,679
up there. And I was like, okay, so you are

912
00:44:18,719 --> 00:44:21,199
reinforcing the fact that I did not have any friends

913
00:44:21,280 --> 00:44:23,920
in high school because no friend of mine when what

914
00:44:24,320 --> 00:44:27,599
fucked my dad. Yeah, she tried to like call him

915
00:44:27,639 --> 00:44:29,840
to get up there, and of course my ex stepmom

916
00:44:29,960 --> 00:44:34,079
intercepted the text and went nuclear and reamed her out.

917
00:44:34,119 --> 00:44:35,840
And I wondered why I had never heard from that

918
00:44:35,880 --> 00:44:38,280
girl again. But that was why she tried to fuck

919
00:44:38,360 --> 00:44:43,039
my dad. Yeah, she tried and failed. That's like so sad.

920
00:44:43,239 --> 00:44:45,960
Speaker 3: That's so sad, but also so great of your dad

921
00:44:45,960 --> 00:44:48,320
because she was eighteen at the time. You know a

922
00:44:48,320 --> 00:44:48,639
lot of.

923
00:44:48,559 --> 00:44:50,599
Speaker 1: People would have my dad's not a fucking dog.

924
00:44:51,320 --> 00:44:55,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, he's your dad is a nice look at man. Oh,

925
00:44:55,840 --> 00:44:57,480
you know when you know when it was that I

926
00:44:57,519 --> 00:45:00,000
saw him when we when we were on that boat

927
00:45:00,159 --> 00:45:03,440
on Father's Day. We were on a boat in Texas

928
00:45:03,760 --> 00:45:07,800
and we all facetimed our parents, oh, before we jumped

929
00:45:07,800 --> 00:45:11,559
in the lake. Yeah, that's when I had thought.

930
00:45:11,519 --> 00:45:12,880
Speaker 1: Is that when we were filming a special?

931
00:45:13,079 --> 00:45:14,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, what was it?

932
00:45:14,719 --> 00:45:16,840
Speaker 1: It must have been. It must have been.

933
00:45:17,320 --> 00:45:19,880
Speaker 3: We've been in Austin a couple of times together though, No,

934
00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:21,719
it was because we were because of who we were with.

935
00:45:21,840 --> 00:45:25,559
Speaker 1: Yeah, and also June it was June nineteenth. I filmed

936
00:45:25,559 --> 00:45:28,559
that special. You filmed that on June teenth? Maybe I

937
00:45:28,559 --> 00:45:29,679
filmed it on June teenth.

938
00:45:29,719 --> 00:45:31,760
Speaker 3: Oh, that's right, because I was real mad. You know

939
00:45:31,840 --> 00:45:33,280
why I was mad. I'm gonna tell this story too.

940
00:45:33,280 --> 00:45:35,039
I don't know if I ever told you this. Maybe

941
00:45:35,039 --> 00:45:38,519
I did. But you, Brittany ran at this really dope

942
00:45:38,559 --> 00:45:44,360
airbnb in downtown Austin and did not smoke on the

943
00:45:44,360 --> 00:45:47,119
balcony and you had to pay like two hundred extra

944
00:45:47,199 --> 00:45:49,039
dollars or something like that. Okay, that sounds that sounds

945
00:45:49,039 --> 00:45:51,800
about right. But you owed it to me because it

946
00:45:51,880 --> 00:45:56,119
was June teenth, and because I came home and the

947
00:45:56,159 --> 00:45:58,960
other girl who was with us was in the bed

948
00:45:59,119 --> 00:46:03,559
with her dog growling on my pillow. The dog is

949
00:46:03,800 --> 00:46:08,079
growling at me, and I was so pissed. I was like,

950
00:46:08,119 --> 00:46:10,840
it's juneteenth and I gotta share a dog. I gotta

951
00:46:10,880 --> 00:46:13,679
share a bed with a white hot and her dog.

952
00:46:14,280 --> 00:46:19,280
Speaker 1: It was fine, though, bitch, I have a story for

953
00:46:19,360 --> 00:46:20,280
you about that girl.

954
00:46:20,679 --> 00:46:22,440
Speaker 3: Oh you don't talk to her anymore?

955
00:46:22,800 --> 00:46:26,800
Speaker 1: No? No, Well, remember she was doing like all those

956
00:46:28,840 --> 00:46:31,760
It was just such a walk with her. Grab she

957
00:46:31,840 --> 00:46:34,480
was doing these shows because she had a friend commit suicide,

958
00:46:34,519 --> 00:46:37,719
and she was like trying to like spread the word

959
00:46:37,760 --> 00:46:40,320
about it. But I was like, this bitch is so fake.

960
00:46:41,199 --> 00:46:44,599
That girl called her like twelve times before she killed herself,

961
00:46:44,599 --> 00:46:46,880
and she didn't take one call. And then she went

962
00:46:46,920 --> 00:46:49,519
on a whole tour. She went on a whole tour

963
00:46:49,679 --> 00:46:51,639
acting like this is my best friend, this is Da

964
00:46:51,760 --> 00:46:55,039
Da da, Like you can't, and then I was just like,

965
00:46:55,119 --> 00:46:59,639
how dare you exploit a situation that I genuinely went through? Yeah,

966
00:46:59,679 --> 00:47:01,119
and then she tried to book me on that tour

967
00:47:01,239 --> 00:47:02,840
twice and I didn't go either time, and she got

968
00:47:02,840 --> 00:47:05,280
pissed at me. And also like I had her open

969
00:47:05,320 --> 00:47:07,159
for me in Austin when I was on tour and

970
00:47:07,199 --> 00:47:10,480
her jokes were like my jokes. She literally like stole

971
00:47:10,559 --> 00:47:14,400
half my jokes, and I was like, what in the

972
00:47:14,440 --> 00:47:17,000
sam hill. If you're gonna steal jokes, that's one thing,

973
00:47:17,039 --> 00:47:19,360
but don't do them on my show. I had to

974
00:47:19,400 --> 00:47:20,800
like cuss her out out shorts. I was like, are

975
00:47:20,840 --> 00:47:21,239
you good?

976
00:47:22,039 --> 00:47:24,840
Speaker 3: Is that when y'all finally was that the final straw? Yeah?

977
00:47:24,840 --> 00:47:27,079
Speaker 1: But then like even after the final straw, that was

978
00:47:27,079 --> 00:47:28,639
the final straw for like our what.

979
00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:31,159
Speaker 3: What does she say about taking the jokes or.

980
00:47:31,199 --> 00:47:33,039
Speaker 1: She's like she's like they're kind of different. I'm like,

981
00:47:33,039 --> 00:47:34,679
they're different in the way that they're different if you

982
00:47:34,719 --> 00:47:37,039
were stealing a joke, like you know what I mean,

983
00:47:37,079 --> 00:47:38,679
like where you're like I can tweak one or two

984
00:47:38,719 --> 00:47:41,880
words to get the same punchline. And I was just like,

985
00:47:42,559 --> 00:47:44,280
oh my god, the number of people who have taken

986
00:47:44,360 --> 00:47:45,599
jokes for me, I fucking can't.

987
00:47:46,440 --> 00:47:49,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's that's crazy. Yeah, wow, I didn't. I didn't

988
00:47:49,960 --> 00:47:50,519
know that part.

989
00:47:51,280 --> 00:47:51,519
Speaker 1: Yeah.

990
00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:54,079
Speaker 3: So we're still friends on Instagram, but we don't. I

991
00:47:54,079 --> 00:47:54,880
don't communicate.

992
00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:57,480
Speaker 1: I'm not you know what I stopped doing. I stopped

993
00:47:57,519 --> 00:48:00,719
following people that genuinely don't fucking like I used to do,

994
00:48:00,840 --> 00:48:04,119
like courtesy follows for industry people like if whatever, we've

995
00:48:04,119 --> 00:48:07,519
done shows together and like whatever, there's a courtesy follow

996
00:48:07,559 --> 00:48:09,400
in this industry right where it's like I'm going to

997
00:48:09,440 --> 00:48:11,679
follow you because I respect your hustle and like I

998
00:48:11,719 --> 00:48:14,639
see you. Yeah, I'm done with that. Yeah, I started

999
00:48:14,719 --> 00:48:17,559
unfollowing anyone I don't fuck with. I'm just like, it's

1000
00:48:17,599 --> 00:48:19,800
not it's for me, it's not for you. I don't

1001
00:48:19,800 --> 00:48:21,440
need to support you in any way. I don't even

1002
00:48:21,599 --> 00:48:24,960
like you. H So, like if I follow you, I

1003
00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:25,559
fuck with you.

1004
00:48:25,599 --> 00:48:27,840
Speaker 3: And if I don't, Yeah, I need to clean out

1005
00:48:27,920 --> 00:48:30,440
my Instagram too. A lot of people stop following me.

1006
00:48:31,079 --> 00:48:33,559
They stop following me, A lot of people. Every time

1007
00:48:33,599 --> 00:48:38,800
I post, I get like ten people that follow.

1008
00:48:37,639 --> 00:48:39,719
Speaker 1: I wonder if it's because people are following you for

1009
00:48:39,800 --> 00:48:41,559
comedy and you've been doing like a lot of like

1010
00:48:41,639 --> 00:48:43,719
gardening and like in the need, you know what I mean, Like.

1011
00:48:43,679 --> 00:48:46,079
Speaker 3: You're just the ones that get the most views my

1012
00:48:46,199 --> 00:48:47,159
gardening video.

1013
00:48:47,280 --> 00:48:52,239
Speaker 1: So then maybe stop doing comedy. Ye, you're done with comedy.

1014
00:48:52,440 --> 00:48:55,800
Speaker 3: I don't post. I have never. I probably have two

1015
00:48:55,840 --> 00:48:58,119
stand up clips that I've ever posted in my life,

1016
00:48:58,440 --> 00:48:59,280
which is not good.

1017
00:48:59,400 --> 00:49:00,360
Speaker 1: That's not good at all.

1018
00:49:00,960 --> 00:49:03,639
Speaker 3: I need to post a lot more clips.

1019
00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:07,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, when it was the last time you got your ash?

1020
00:49:07,960 --> 00:49:09,039
Your cheeks clapped?

1021
00:49:13,599 --> 00:49:16,119
Speaker 3: Oh while I was in Dallas?

1022
00:49:16,159 --> 00:49:18,559
Speaker 1: Actually yeah recently?

1023
00:49:20,440 --> 00:49:20,679
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1024
00:49:20,719 --> 00:49:23,960
Speaker 1: Good? Have you hooked up with a white guy yet?

1025
00:49:24,159 --> 00:49:28,800
Speaker 3: Never. I'm taking applications. I'm open to it. It just

1026
00:49:28,840 --> 00:49:30,199
has to be the right white man, you know what

1027
00:49:30,239 --> 00:49:33,199
I'm saying. You know, I'm so pro black.

1028
00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:38,639
Speaker 1: I know it's crazy. We're even friends because to her

1029
00:49:38,679 --> 00:49:39,239
and afrig.

1030
00:49:39,159 --> 00:49:43,119
Speaker 3: Right, when this bitch found out y'all this she has

1031
00:49:43,159 --> 00:49:46,159
some African in her. She sent me her whole Dnapril,

1032
00:49:46,199 --> 00:49:49,320
I know her blood type everything. I am your soul sister.

1033
00:49:49,480 --> 00:49:50,920
That's what that was the text I got.

1034
00:49:50,920 --> 00:49:53,440
Speaker 1: I was like, what, bitch, No, I texted you and

1035
00:49:53,760 --> 00:49:55,000
can I say the Edward.

1036
00:49:55,039 --> 00:49:59,360
Speaker 3: Yea, yes, that's that's actually what she said. I said,

1037
00:49:59,400 --> 00:50:03,440
bitch out because perceptionist reality use a white house eight.

1038
00:50:03,480 --> 00:50:05,119
If you say it, I'm gonna knock your ass and

1039
00:50:05,199 --> 00:50:08,000
we can still be friends. But you gonna catch these hands.

1040
00:50:08,119 --> 00:50:11,599
Speaker 1: Okay, that's dainty as bird, little bird boned hand.

1041
00:50:11,960 --> 00:50:14,440
Speaker 3: Right, I'm such a little delicate well, all I do

1042
00:50:14,559 --> 00:50:16,400
is talk shit. I'm not really a fighter.

1043
00:50:17,480 --> 00:50:19,079
Speaker 1: I want to do a vow of celibacy.

1044
00:50:19,639 --> 00:50:26,199
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, who are youse? Are you making these beasts that?

1045
00:50:26,280 --> 00:50:28,639
Were you expecting me to like join in with this

1046
00:50:28,920 --> 00:50:29,280
or what?

1047
00:50:29,480 --> 00:50:31,320
Speaker 1: No, you're not joining yet. Okay, you don't have to

1048
00:50:31,360 --> 00:50:31,840
do anything.

1049
00:50:31,880 --> 00:50:33,079
Speaker 3: How long you live your life.

1050
00:50:33,239 --> 00:50:35,840
Speaker 1: I think I want to do six months. I think

1051
00:50:35,880 --> 00:50:38,079
it'll really just like clear my mind out. I think

1052
00:50:38,239 --> 00:50:42,280
every time I I think that's where I get really

1053
00:50:42,320 --> 00:50:47,400
distracted is with sex and love stuff, and if I'm

1054
00:50:47,400 --> 00:50:49,239
not drinking alcohol, I think it would be really cool

1055
00:50:49,280 --> 00:50:53,239
for six months to just grind, focus on comedy, go

1056
00:50:53,320 --> 00:50:56,679
to pilate's get my body in in the best shape

1057
00:50:56,679 --> 00:51:00,719
of my life, get my place perfect, just like, create

1058
00:51:01,679 --> 00:51:08,320
a really abundant and calm space, because I have not

1059
00:51:08,400 --> 00:51:12,960
been abundant or calm recently. Yeah, I've been plotting.

1060
00:51:15,519 --> 00:51:18,840
Speaker 3: You've It's okay.

1061
00:51:19,159 --> 00:51:22,719
Speaker 1: I don't even recognize who I am like these past

1062
00:51:22,800 --> 00:51:24,880
few months. I'm just like, I don't even know this person,

1063
00:51:25,320 --> 00:51:28,239
Like I really am just out of my mind crazy.

1064
00:51:28,519 --> 00:51:32,320
I was so sane for a while and then all

1065
00:51:32,360 --> 00:51:35,239
of a sudden, a flip switch, and I was just like, oh,

1066
00:51:35,280 --> 00:51:38,400
I guess I'm nuts. Snow, Yeah, what was Florida?

1067
00:51:39,039 --> 00:51:41,719
Speaker 3: I know everybody in Florida's nuts.

1068
00:51:42,199 --> 00:51:44,280
Speaker 1: I know, and I caught I caught it. I got

1069
00:51:44,280 --> 00:51:47,079
palm beached, girl, I got palm beach. You know, it's

1070
00:51:47,159 --> 00:51:49,519
so funny. I got there. And I mean, two girlfriends

1071
00:51:49,559 --> 00:51:51,400
and I really love them both, but they were both

1072
00:51:51,440 --> 00:51:55,079
in situations where their partners are incredibly wealthy and then

1073
00:51:55,079 --> 00:51:58,119
they cheat. That is like, it's like the palm beaching.

1074
00:51:58,440 --> 00:52:00,679
It is. It is to be palm each is to

1075
00:52:00,880 --> 00:52:03,639
just like you have a tank carrot diamond on your

1076
00:52:03,639 --> 00:52:06,239
hand and you drive a fucking g wagon and you

1077
00:52:06,320 --> 00:52:09,599
live in it. Forty million dollar house. But that man

1078
00:52:09,679 --> 00:52:10,880
is fucking cheating on you.

1079
00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:12,840
Speaker 3: But I'm trying to figure out if I would care

1080
00:52:12,920 --> 00:52:14,239
if he was cheating on well.

1081
00:52:14,119 --> 00:52:17,079
Speaker 1: And that's the thing is they don't really because their

1082
00:52:17,079 --> 00:52:21,239
lives are so flush. My situation was much different. I

1083
00:52:21,320 --> 00:52:25,280
was in West Palm Beach, Okay, which is not not

1084
00:52:25,400 --> 00:52:28,360
at all Palm. Yeah, the other side of the tracks.

1085
00:52:28,840 --> 00:52:34,079
I was splitting rent covering bills and then also still

1086
00:52:34,119 --> 00:52:37,199
get it cheated. I guess here's the thing. Do we

1087
00:52:37,239 --> 00:52:40,000
need to redefine it? Was it ever physical cheating? Like

1088
00:52:40,159 --> 00:52:42,760
I would actually be interested for you guys, everyone to

1089
00:52:42,800 --> 00:52:45,199
weigh in, because I want to know if you think

1090
00:52:45,559 --> 00:52:48,559
texting someone inappropriately is cheating or if it's not. What

1091
00:52:48,599 --> 00:52:49,119
do you think?

1092
00:52:49,320 --> 00:52:53,159
Speaker 3: I think that it definitely is in your case, because

1093
00:52:53,639 --> 00:52:55,480
maybe not at the beginning when you're still trying to

1094
00:52:55,480 --> 00:52:58,440
figure somebody out, but after somebody's moved, you know, yeah,

1095
00:52:58,519 --> 00:53:00,800
like uprooted your hole in time her life to go

1096
00:53:00,920 --> 00:53:04,679
there to find that the entire time he's been talking,

1097
00:53:05,840 --> 00:53:08,000
it's just a matter. It's just a matter of time

1098
00:53:08,079 --> 00:53:10,840
till he actually acted on it. Yeah, So I think

1099
00:53:10,840 --> 00:53:13,880
you did the right thing. It wasn't Yeah, you did

1100
00:53:13,920 --> 00:53:16,719
the right thing. Did you ever meet the bitch his friend,

1101
00:53:16,840 --> 00:53:17,480
his own girl?

1102
00:53:17,599 --> 00:53:21,920
Speaker 1: No? No, And nor do I want to. And nor

1103
00:53:21,960 --> 00:53:24,320
do I think it's her fault, you know what I mean,

1104
00:53:24,480 --> 00:53:26,920
because I think it's really easy for women to want

1105
00:53:26,960 --> 00:53:30,199
to blame the other woman. But I don't think it's

1106
00:53:30,239 --> 00:53:30,559
her fault.

1107
00:53:30,599 --> 00:53:31,599
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't think it's her fault.

1108
00:53:31,639 --> 00:53:34,760
Speaker 1: I'm like that that behavior has nothing to do with her.

1109
00:53:34,960 --> 00:53:38,000
She was engaging with a person who was engaging back,

1110
00:53:38,519 --> 00:53:41,079
and she was getting the attention she wanted, and so

1111
00:53:41,320 --> 00:53:44,079
why is that her fault? It was his responsibility to

1112
00:53:44,159 --> 00:53:46,159
draw the boundary. He was incapable of doing that, And

1113
00:53:46,199 --> 00:53:48,079
it would be also one thing if it was just her.

1114
00:53:48,400 --> 00:53:51,199
But there was like many feelers out, you know, there

1115
00:53:51,280 --> 00:53:54,119
was many many feelers out. And I think too, like

1116
00:53:54,159 --> 00:53:56,000
being a comedian, when I'm on the road so much

1117
00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:58,480
and I have, you know, so much time away from home,

1118
00:53:58,519 --> 00:54:00,320
I need to trust that, like my home is not

1119
00:54:00,360 --> 00:54:02,199
going to be filled with another bitch when I leave.

1120
00:54:02,840 --> 00:54:04,880
Speaker 3: I feel like, you really need to be with somebody

1121
00:54:04,880 --> 00:54:05,599
in entertainment.

1122
00:54:05,679 --> 00:54:09,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you probably do, just somebody who nobody gets it.

1123
00:54:09,480 --> 00:54:12,199
Speaker 3: That's the thing. Like I don't even tell these men.

1124
00:54:12,239 --> 00:54:15,119
I'm a comic for a long time. Yeah, because it's

1125
00:54:15,119 --> 00:54:18,239
a turnoff. Yeah, it's a turnoff, you know, Like, just

1126
00:54:18,239 --> 00:54:23,440
get to know me, Get to know this tightness, these kegels,

1127
00:54:23,800 --> 00:54:28,519
these you know, pushups and that I've been doing. Get

1128
00:54:28,559 --> 00:54:30,960
to know that, get into that, and then we can

1129
00:54:31,039 --> 00:54:31,519
talk about.

1130
00:54:31,880 --> 00:54:33,519
Speaker 1: Yeah, here's the thing though, Like I don't want to

1131
00:54:33,519 --> 00:54:35,480
ever bury it because I'm like, if you don't have

1132
00:54:35,880 --> 00:54:42,360
the confidence to be okay with this career, then yeah,

1133
00:54:42,719 --> 00:54:44,840
you're no for me. Anyway. Let me see if anyone

1134
00:54:44,880 --> 00:54:47,119
has any bad advice they want from us. What do

1135
00:54:47,159 --> 00:54:49,599
you think of Northwest right now?

1136
00:54:50,400 --> 00:54:53,119
Speaker 3: First of all, I have a joke that I just

1137
00:54:53,159 --> 00:54:56,199
did last night. I'm like, uh, how did it go?

1138
00:54:57,599 --> 00:54:59,400
You know what it's like to see Blue Ivy and

1139
00:54:59,480 --> 00:55:01,599
Northwest get their shit together before me?

1140
00:55:02,280 --> 00:55:07,199
Speaker 1: Like this is in Northwest does not have her shit together.

1141
00:55:07,280 --> 00:55:09,480
Northwest is going through a bit of a crisis. But

1142
00:55:09,519 --> 00:55:12,360
Blue Ivy, Yeah, I would trade places with her tomorrow

1143
00:55:12,440 --> 00:55:12,800
me too.

1144
00:55:13,559 --> 00:55:16,159
Speaker 3: I don't I like north though. I think that she's come,

1145
00:55:16,320 --> 00:55:20,559
She's gonna come into her own. I think that I

1146
00:55:20,559 --> 00:55:24,480
don't know Beyonce's parenting style at all. She probably would

1147
00:55:24,480 --> 00:55:26,280
never share that with us, but I do feel like

1148
00:55:26,639 --> 00:55:31,679
she is a honer. She's like, Okay, no, this is

1149
00:55:31,719 --> 00:55:34,400
the direction that you need to go. I've already been

1150
00:55:34,440 --> 00:55:37,079
through all of this, this is what it is. And

1151
00:55:37,440 --> 00:55:41,519
she she absolutely hasn't figured out. Whereas Kim Kardashian, I

1152
00:55:41,559 --> 00:55:43,920
think the kind of mother that she is is just like,

1153
00:55:44,159 --> 00:55:47,079
I'm gonna let her figure it out. I just want

1154
00:55:47,079 --> 00:55:49,000
to see what both of them are like in about

1155
00:55:49,039 --> 00:55:51,440
ten years. That's going to be very interesting. Well.

1156
00:55:51,480 --> 00:55:54,079
Speaker 1: I think Kim just has a very hands off parenting style,

1157
00:55:54,320 --> 00:55:56,719
which can be good and bad, and I think great Now.

1158
00:55:56,800 --> 00:56:01,039
North is just she's just a little extreme. She's only twelve,

1159
00:56:01,679 --> 00:56:04,360
you know, That's the thing. I'm like, she is only

1160
00:56:04,400 --> 00:56:07,079
twelve to be so done up with makeup and like

1161
00:56:07,159 --> 00:56:11,079
overly it's kind of sexualized and wearing a corsette tup

1162
00:56:11,119 --> 00:56:12,400
and stuff like that. She's twelve.

1163
00:56:12,639 --> 00:56:17,280
Speaker 3: But she also has on like Doc Martin's and just

1164
00:56:17,360 --> 00:56:21,599
big ass clothes, you know what I'm saying. She's so cute.

1165
00:56:21,800 --> 00:56:25,159
I just love her freedom and just you know, most

1166
00:56:25,159 --> 00:56:28,400
bitches is getting married off by twelve, most bitches they

1167
00:56:29,079 --> 00:56:32,639
all over the world, all over the world. Somebody's trading

1168
00:56:32,639 --> 00:56:35,280
some cattle for the little thirteen year old you know

1169
00:56:35,760 --> 00:56:38,239
after you she I know she has her period already,

1170
00:56:38,239 --> 00:56:39,039
she's a grown woman.

1171
00:56:39,559 --> 00:56:42,639
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know she could have a bad I didn't

1172
00:56:42,639 --> 00:56:45,039
get my period un till I was seventeen. What Yeah,

1173
00:56:45,079 --> 00:56:47,039
I lost my virginity before I got my period.

1174
00:56:48,280 --> 00:56:52,079
Speaker 3: You are real, hope I did not know this, did y'all?

1175
00:56:52,079 --> 00:56:52,760
Speaker 1: Hear this?

1176
00:56:52,760 --> 00:56:57,519
Speaker 3: This is a bona fide hole elementary pussy. You was

1177
00:56:57,599 --> 00:56:59,519
fucking girl. Get out of here.

1178
00:57:00,320 --> 00:57:02,039
Speaker 1: That's not a requirement. You don't have to have a

1179
00:57:02,039 --> 00:57:03,519
period before you can have sex.

1180
00:57:03,760 --> 00:57:06,760
Speaker 3: This is true. But okay, well that's I didn't know

1181
00:57:06,800 --> 00:57:07,400
that about you.

1182
00:57:07,559 --> 00:57:08,079
Speaker 1: Well now you do.

1183
00:57:08,320 --> 00:57:11,280
Speaker 3: I started my period in like eleven and a half,

1184
00:57:11,559 --> 00:57:15,159
damn or twelve. Yes, that's been a bloody's mess for

1185
00:57:15,199 --> 00:57:15,880
a long time.

1186
00:57:16,440 --> 00:57:18,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, we're gonna do badvice.

1187
00:57:18,519 --> 00:57:19,280
Speaker 3: Okay, ba advice.

1188
00:57:19,360 --> 00:57:21,840
Speaker 1: I've been engaged for two years and together for three.

1189
00:57:21,920 --> 00:57:23,840
My fiance has a low sex drive. I have a

1190
00:57:23,920 --> 00:57:26,159
very high sex drive, and we never have sex anymore,

1191
00:57:26,199 --> 00:57:28,679
or really never did. She was raised kind of sheltered.

1192
00:57:28,719 --> 00:57:31,159
I find myself staring at other women and have mentioned

1193
00:57:31,400 --> 00:57:35,119
it to her and to my therapist. What badvice. Do

1194
00:57:35,199 --> 00:57:38,840
you have run?

1195
00:57:40,280 --> 00:57:44,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, run for the hills. Sex. That's like the most

1196
00:57:45,840 --> 00:57:47,639
That's what you're supposed to do when you're married. That's

1197
00:57:47,639 --> 00:57:50,320
what you get married for, is to fuck and pro

1198
00:57:50,440 --> 00:57:54,800
create and you know, and obviously be there for each other.

1199
00:57:54,840 --> 00:57:59,400
Speaker 1: But yeah, it's so important. The sex piece is so important.

1200
00:57:59,519 --> 00:58:02,360
I will say, like, that's why my first marriage dissolved,

1201
00:58:02,400 --> 00:58:05,519
like we just didn't have mine too. The sex piece

1202
00:58:05,920 --> 00:58:09,880
went away, and that is the foundation of it. And

1203
00:58:10,000 --> 00:58:12,440
sure it can ebb and flow, like your sex dribe

1204
00:58:12,440 --> 00:58:14,320
over time can eb and flow. But your first two

1205
00:58:14,360 --> 00:58:17,480
or three years you should be fucking a lot. Yeah,

1206
00:58:17,519 --> 00:58:20,639
it doesn't ebb or flow until you're married or like

1207
00:58:20,800 --> 00:58:24,320
five years in, and then it starts to wane and whatever,

1208
00:58:25,280 --> 00:58:27,960
because you get more comfortable and the attraction you know,

1209
00:58:28,039 --> 00:58:30,199
settles a little bit and it's not quite as intense.

1210
00:58:30,239 --> 00:58:32,079
But if you're only two years in.

1211
00:58:32,440 --> 00:58:34,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, if you haven't put the down payment down on

1212
00:58:34,960 --> 00:58:37,199
the venue for the marriage, don't do it.

1213
00:58:37,760 --> 00:58:40,400
Speaker 1: No, don't do it. You gotta go, you gotta go.

1214
00:58:40,760 --> 00:58:44,599
Speaker 3: That's yes, that's my that's my advice. Just get the

1215
00:58:44,599 --> 00:58:47,079
fuck out of you. If you already talked to your therapist,

1216
00:58:47,119 --> 00:58:49,159
about it and her I'll be interested to hear what

1217
00:58:49,199 --> 00:58:51,360
the therapist. Yeah, yeah, you know.

1218
00:58:51,960 --> 00:58:53,840
Speaker 1: I mean I think the therapists would say the same thing.

1219
00:58:53,880 --> 00:58:56,599
It's like, once that piece is gone, or if it's

1220
00:58:56,639 --> 00:58:58,559
a mismatch, that's just not your partner.

1221
00:58:58,599 --> 00:58:59,559
Speaker 3: It's not There's so.

1222
00:58:59,519 --> 00:59:01,400
Speaker 1: Many people in the world. I just don't understand why

1223
00:59:01,400 --> 00:59:04,079
any of us are settling. Yeah, like you just and

1224
00:59:04,199 --> 00:59:07,440
I guess maybe I should have, Like, I don't know,

1225
00:59:07,639 --> 00:59:09,880
it's just like so many people settle. But I'm like, no,

1226
00:59:10,280 --> 00:59:12,079
and are people going to be perfect? And is every

1227
00:59:12,079 --> 00:59:14,119
single thing in on the line? No, but sex has

1228
00:59:14,199 --> 00:59:17,880
to Yeah. Sex is so important. Yeah. Sex is was

1229
00:59:17,960 --> 00:59:20,480
the best part of my last relationship. It was, oh

1230
00:59:20,559 --> 00:59:27,840
my god, unbelievable, unbelievable. It was. It was great. He

1231
00:59:27,960 --> 00:59:31,079
was great in bed, He understood my body. He was like,

1232
00:59:31,159 --> 00:59:34,239
we were pretty much the same level of horny like

1233
00:59:34,320 --> 00:59:37,920
it was. It was really you gotta be equally yoked.

1234
00:59:38,000 --> 00:59:39,559
You gotta be equally yoked.

1235
00:59:39,239 --> 00:59:40,239
Speaker 3: In the sex department.

1236
00:59:40,320 --> 00:59:41,719
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1237
00:59:41,760 --> 00:59:43,079
Speaker 3: Wow. I feel bad for.

1238
00:59:43,079 --> 00:59:46,280
Speaker 1: Him, I know, but also you just gotta get out.

1239
00:59:46,360 --> 00:59:49,960
Speaker 3: But also you're not married yet. Before y'all get assets together,

1240
00:59:50,039 --> 00:59:52,280
you know. It was cool with my marriage because we

1241
00:59:52,440 --> 00:59:54,920
didn't have shit together. I didn't, you know. We just

1242
00:59:54,960 --> 01:00:00,239
dissolved our iTunes account. Like I'm keeping DiAngelo nee that.

1243
01:00:00,400 --> 01:00:05,360
These are all of my songs, all the UGK songs

1244
01:00:05,360 --> 01:00:06,960
as mine. I pay for all of them. We just

1245
01:00:07,000 --> 01:00:08,840
split up our tunes account. That's it.

1246
01:00:11,320 --> 01:00:11,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, when.

1247
01:00:13,480 --> 01:00:16,559
Speaker 3: It's a bit, it's a whole less bitch. Yeah, you

1248
01:00:16,599 --> 01:00:18,719
have to buy people out and just all of that.

1249
01:00:19,320 --> 01:00:22,599
Speaker 1: It's a fucking nightmare. Oh my god. Okay, I've loved

1250
01:00:22,599 --> 01:00:24,400
this episode. Thank you so much. Tell everyone where they

1251
01:00:24,440 --> 01:00:24,880
can follow you.

1252
01:00:25,079 --> 01:00:27,960
Speaker 3: Oh, y'all can follow me at Dicey Approved, and please

1253
01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:30,559
follow me because I need ten thousand followers I still

1254
01:00:30,559 --> 01:00:32,119
haven't made it to ten thousand yet.

1255
01:00:32,760 --> 01:00:33,320
Speaker 1: That's crazy.

1256
01:00:33,440 --> 01:00:36,199
Speaker 3: It's crazy. I'm not trying either. I post like twice

1257
01:00:36,199 --> 01:00:39,719
a year, so I've been posting more, you know, but

1258
01:00:39,719 --> 01:00:42,280
but yeah, please follow me. I love your fans. They're

1259
01:00:42,320 --> 01:00:45,239
all so supportive of you, and they love you.

1260
01:00:45,159 --> 01:00:47,360
Speaker 1: Just like I do, the besties, And I'm so glad

1261
01:00:47,440 --> 01:00:47,880
you not with.

1262
01:00:47,840 --> 01:00:52,119
Speaker 3: That bagel nigga no more, Like come on, can you

1263
01:00:52,199 --> 01:00:56,559
imagine like all the cream, cheese and dough fuck that stuff.

1264
01:00:56,800 --> 01:00:58,079
You deserve so much more.

1265
01:00:58,199 --> 01:01:03,400
Speaker 1: Oh my God, it's so much more spare okay, oh

1266
01:01:03,519 --> 01:01:05,280
my god. Alright. I love you so much. I love

1267
01:01:05,320 --> 01:01:07,599
you for coming. See you later, besties,