Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right. Hey, Mike's were down right.
Speaker 2: Rick again, I snuck in earlier, Dude, I find out pulling.
Speaker 3: Our boss texted, I said, no, Burban, it was not me, Gus,
Speaker 3: it was Tony. And when you walked out, I said,
Speaker 3: everybody's gonna blame me anyway.
Speaker 2: Of course. It's just like a little stain on your shirt.
Speaker 2: It's coffee. If it's on my shirt, it's food if
Speaker 2: it's on yours.
Speaker 1: Now my jeans are brown because I spoke coffee.
Speaker 3: On myself very first red light I hit this morning,
Speaker 3: coffee all over my crotch.
Speaker 2: And it's just like the heavy guy we used to
Speaker 2: work with that said, yeah, yeah, it's like being on
Speaker 2: a plane. If there's something stinky, they're all gonna look at.
Speaker 1: Me anytime, anytime. Somebody who was that just.
Speaker 2: Looking worry about it was that gut No, it's not God,
Speaker 2: it was it was so distracted.
Speaker 3: See all the commercials you can see whoever looks in
Speaker 3: the studio. I don't canna see nothing, man, all I
Speaker 3: got to look at this. It's nothing new, stupid.
Speaker 1: I can see nothing. See a stupid fat Italian? It's
Speaker 1: all I get.
Speaker 2: Who's fat?
Speaker 1: No, not you? You're having you're still mad as you were
Speaker 1: walking away in the ceils. Say it on the air.
Speaker 1: I say it on the air.
Speaker 2: Dude, two of your three chins.
Speaker 1: How do you think that makes me feel?
Speaker 2: I don't know. Ask your chins. I think they were
Speaker 2: very good. I think they're a very good survey.
Speaker 3: And I'm starting to get looked like this very last chin.
Speaker 3: It's like this John Goodman, extra skinny ass from losing
Speaker 3: the weight. Let's just look this just hangs down. It's
Speaker 3: like wrinklely. I think we look like a turkey bird.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was gonna say it.
Speaker 1: Do you ass make turkey bird references about me? Behind
Speaker 1: my back?
Speaker 2: Never never made a.
Speaker 1: Well let's see what happened to Day in History?
Speaker 2: Is this where I do the theme music? Yes, that's
Speaker 2: where you do the theme music? Okay, I love Rick.
Speaker 4: I didn't have too much luck with that Jeopardy thing here,
Speaker 4: you know, during reeling, but Rich.
Speaker 2: Just ass on the air. Is this where I do it? Is?
Speaker 2: This is where I hit.
Speaker 4: Okay insert theme music here?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I see it right here. Here we go here
Speaker 2: it is.
Speaker 1: There you go, Rick, It is lightning fast.
Speaker 2: This guy just damn music or just Day in History?
Speaker 1: Rick Tony. It was today.
Speaker 3: In eighteen ninety eight, the Spanish American War began.
Speaker 1: Ah, it was a war over tortillas. That's how it started.
Speaker 2: I don't think so well.
Speaker 1: I'm not a student of the history, but I'm pretty
Speaker 1: sure that's what it started.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think Teddy Roosevelt had something to say. Did
Speaker 2: he run up San Juan Hill with the rough Riders
Speaker 2: in eighteen ninety.
Speaker 3: Eight, I think he did. That's where he got on
Speaker 3: his horse went looking for some posse. I'm sorry he
Speaker 3: got on his horse and started looking for some posse.
Speaker 3: You got a posse to go out after arrest people?
Speaker 2: He said something else.
Speaker 3: No, it was today. In nineteen ten, American storyteller and
Speaker 3: author Mark Twain died at the age of seventy six.
Speaker 3: What year nineteen ten, nineteen ten. Huh, he's got a
Speaker 3: guy who go you know, they come up with like
Speaker 3: stupid you know, for the.
Speaker 2: Squirrel crawls or crawls the floor.
Speaker 1: You know what, let's chase the squirrel. Yeah, go ahead.
Speaker 2: No, he's uh. He lived I think a portion of
Speaker 2: his life in Kentucky. He had this famous quote of
Speaker 2: when the end of the world happens, I want to
Speaker 2: be in Kentucky because everything happens twenty years later there
Speaker 2: and ironically, sadly, that is still true today. I did
Speaker 2: not it was not dismissed on me that Shannon Lawson
Speaker 2: was our musical guest Friday, and he said, when he
Speaker 2: first moved to Nashville, Louisville and Nashvillville were very similar. Oh. Absolutely,
Speaker 2: That's why I enjoyed himself in Nashville. So you know,
Speaker 2: it's not like we're making this up that Louisville, Nashville,
Speaker 2: and Indy were all on the same level and then
Speaker 2: Nashville and Indy just blew past us like we were
Speaker 2: standing still. But he said it, it was like they
Speaker 2: were almost identical, and then Nashville just got out of control.
Speaker 1: So how did Mark Twain talk? I want to I
Speaker 1: want to do a couple of Mark Twain.
Speaker 2: Uh, it's not like a fog fog leg hon, what's
Speaker 2: a fog? I say, I say, I say, I say
Speaker 2: he must be great. Okay, I say, I say, don't
Speaker 2: put off tomorrow what you may be able to do the.
Speaker 1: Day after tomorrow.
Speaker 2: That's terrible.
Speaker 1: That's one. That's my Mark Twain.
Speaker 2: Two out of three year chins say that was terrible.
Speaker 2: Come on, man, enough with it, all right, talk to
Speaker 2: your chins.
Speaker 1: All right, The secret of the secret, you know, of
Speaker 1: getting a head is getting started. And my name is
Speaker 1: Mark Twain.
Speaker 2: That's that was more lance regard. No, okay, how about
Speaker 2: this one. It's not the size of the dog in
Speaker 2: the fight, it's the size of the fight that's within
Speaker 2: the dog. And I marked Twain, so this, so this stops.
Speaker 2: So if this stops, just so, if this stops, I'll say, oh, perfect,
Speaker 2: nailed it, nailed it a clear concurance. It's the signe
Speaker 2: of a bad memory.
Speaker 1: You know. I try to give you some Mark Twain
Speaker 1: quotes and then you two just act like imbeciles.
Speaker 2: You understand. I came to this conclusion years ago. What
Speaker 2: we're only invited places because we're the dancing monkey. Yeah,
Speaker 2: the only and once we're not the dancing monkey, they're
Speaker 2: not going to invite us anymore.
Speaker 1: Oh darn you mean, I'm not gonna have something every
Speaker 1: single night during the week and all want to do is, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm chasing squirrel and then we'll get back to this
Speaker 1: day in history.
Speaker 2: You said that out loud on the air. What nothing? Okay?
Speaker 2: So where's our damn music?
Speaker 1: Rick, hey, reckock, come on rickcause is your last day?
Speaker 2: The damn the music?
Speaker 4: Just slack around to do some adjustine because leam you,
Speaker 4: the EMU came on my screen. Here.
Speaker 2: We didn't want that, so hold on here, you like
Speaker 2: that little too?
Speaker 1: There were It was today.
Speaker 3: In nineteen eighty the Boston Marathon, Rosie Ruiz was the
Speaker 3: first woman to cross the finish line. Oh no, she
Speaker 3: cheated time of two hours and thirty one minutes and
Speaker 3: fifty six seconds.
Speaker 2: Well, Rosie was a cheater.
Speaker 1: Problem is, she was later exposed as a frod.
Speaker 2: She was.
Speaker 1: She took a Sydney bus for the majority of the course.
Speaker 1: I like her.
Speaker 2: She hid into bushes and just ran out on a
Speaker 2: portion of the so she caught the bus.
Speaker 1: And the bush.
Speaker 3: The bush that she hit in, yeah, is forever known
Speaker 3: to this day still as Rosie Ruez this bush.
Speaker 1: They got a blot there.
Speaker 2: And just ran out of the bushes at some portion
Speaker 2: of the of the race. And people were like, I
Speaker 2: don't remember even seeing her.
Speaker 1: It was today.
Speaker 3: In nineteen eighty three, former First Lady Betty Ford started
Speaker 3: ongoing undergoing treatment at Long Beach Memorial Naval Hospital, in California.
Speaker 3: The statement was she was addicted to alcohol as well
Speaker 3: as the drugs she had been taking for arthritis.
Speaker 1: She did later we.
Speaker 2: Had the Betty Ford Clint Betty Ford Clinic.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I gotta do the line.
Speaker 2: That was right. That was the joke if forever it
Speaker 2: was like you hided to Betty Ford's clink.
Speaker 1: The joke was what he's been in. He's been in
Speaker 1: and out of Betty Ford more than right. That's just awful,
Speaker 1: awful funny. It was today. I don't know.
Speaker 2: Let's take a survey of your two of your two
Speaker 2: of your three chins? What are your three chins saying? What?
Speaker 1: Ugh with that? Man? Is there an exercise that I
Speaker 1: can do? Hang on? Is there exercise?
Speaker 2: We think it's funny.
Speaker 1: For double chins?
Speaker 2: Thank you?
Speaker 1: Hang on? Triple chins. Yeah, well, here's a machine chins.
Speaker 2: That sounds like a good restaurant named three chins.
Speaker 3: There used to be a restaurant on Dixie Highway. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and it was called the House of Chin and it
Speaker 3: was really damn good.
Speaker 1: That's where you get a pepper steak. You know.
Speaker 2: The food was so good.
Speaker 1: That was great.
Speaker 2: They gave you an extra chin.
Speaker 3: It gave you an extra chin, but it was House
Speaker 3: of Chin. And then they turned to some other joint
Speaker 3: and it did no business. So they put a sign up,
Speaker 3: we still have chin Chinese food. Too late, too late, suck,
Speaker 3: too late, sucker. It was today and I remember this today.
Speaker 3: In nineteen eighty six, Ravo Hevera, along with the camera crew,
Speaker 3: arrived at the once notorious Lexington Hotel in Chicago. The
Speaker 3: TV audience watched as the long shilled vault of racketeer
Speaker 3: al Capone Alfonso Capone or was Alphonse anyway, it was open,
Speaker 3: much to the hype.
Speaker 1: Special At the end Horado found was a broken bottle
Speaker 1: and no trace of Capone.
Speaker 2: See that is when and I'm not going to say integrity,
Speaker 2: but that's.
Speaker 1: When news right.
Speaker 2: You couldn't like if he said, look, we have to
Speaker 2: look in this thing first and back then how long ago?
Speaker 2: Fifteen years that's how quickly it's evolved. Fifteen years ago.
Speaker 3: It was a year is ninety eighty six, eighty six
Speaker 3: were well, we talked about forty years ago.
Speaker 2: So news organization was like, of course, you can't look
Speaker 2: in there. If you're gonna ever ties you're looking for
Speaker 2: the first time. That's the rule. But what do you
Speaker 2: think they would do now? They would have looked in
Speaker 2: it first and then acted like they didn't. No, no, no,
Speaker 2: because there is no are they on this station. They
Speaker 2: would have not just looked. Then they would have planted
Speaker 2: stuff like, oh, my gosh, look at that. Here's a
Speaker 2: lady's hand that was chopped off because she bad mouth
Speaker 2: Alphonse Capone. It was today.
Speaker 3: In nineteen ninety four, Jackie Parker became the first woman
Speaker 3: to qualify to fly an F sixteen combat plane.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 3: She flew it flawlessly and everyone was amazed. The only
Speaker 3: detail that picked her out from all the other flights,
Speaker 3: her blinker was on the entire time.
Speaker 2: He can't wait to do it. He can't wait to
Speaker 2: do the blinker joke, cannot wait.
Speaker 3: And she kept on asking all the other F sixteen
Speaker 3: combat pilots are we there yet?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: And are you sure you packed the bomb? Are you positive?
Speaker 2: H F sixteen maybe the greatest fighter playing ever.
Speaker 1: I like it. I like a good F twenty two.
Speaker 1: The thirty five is thirty five has a fixed ring
Speaker 1: modulator that oh ahead, got about your factot one?
Speaker 2: I'm not going to go ahead, you know you and
Speaker 2: your three chins are worth it.
Speaker 1: You know that the f eighteen there's best use in
Speaker 1: inclement weather.
Speaker 2: Know your chin kind of jingles when you talk, so
Speaker 2: I think if you tattooed something on there, like a horse,
Speaker 2: you could like talk and the horse will go across
Speaker 2: your chin.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's not cool, man, I just say an emotional
Speaker 3: wise That got cool, man.
Speaker 1: One. Is there a doctor that can move this skin?
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know. I'm too self conscious to
Speaker 1: do the next story.
Speaker 2: I can't even concentrate.
Speaker 1: Now, quit looking at it. I can't stop not behind
Speaker 1: this computer.
Speaker 2: And thank god, thank you, thank you. So you're distracting.
Speaker 1: You're such a I can't say what you are.
Speaker 2: I can't. I can't figure out that you're the second
Speaker 2: or third tune? Is it the second one?
Speaker 1: Dude? Not only I'm too self conscious.
Speaker 2: To I can't see. You should just do it. I can't.
Speaker 1: I could feel myself when I talk, I can feel
Speaker 1: a jiggle. I'm gonna hold it like this here, please.
Speaker 2: Do, please do that won't look awkward.
Speaker 1: It was today February the what's today?
Speaker 2: It's February April.
Speaker 3: It was today in nineteen ninety five. It was today
Speaker 3: in nineteen ninety five, FBI arrested former soldier Timothy McVeigh.
Speaker 2: Oh, yes, the bombing in Oklahoma City.
Speaker 3: He was already in jail at Oklahoma Jail, where he
Speaker 3: had spent two days on a minor traffic and weapons charges.
Speaker 3: He was charged in connection with the Oklahoma City bombing
Speaker 3: two days earlier.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a documentary on Netflix if you want to
Speaker 2: watch it.
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 2: It kind of goes through the whole day and all
Speaker 2: that it was.
Speaker 1: Today.
Speaker 3: In nineteen ninety seven, the cremated remains of Timothy Leary,
Speaker 3: Timothy Lis and Star Trek creator Gene Roddenberry.
Speaker 1: I love Star Trek. They were launched from the Space Shuttle.
Speaker 1: Their ashes were making the very first burial in space.
Speaker 2: Be pretty cool. I wouldn't, as it would be to
Speaker 2: jettison your casket into space.
Speaker 3: I mean, just imagine if you could jettison your casket
Speaker 3: into space, like Jane Roddenberg.
Speaker 2: That only fear would be that some alien people would
Speaker 2: discover me and they go, oh, wake them up. Well, no,
Speaker 2: I think this alien is dead.
Speaker 1: They were cremated. Did you not hear the story? I said,
Speaker 1: cream it.
Speaker 2: Well, that doesn't even mean anything either, they can get
Speaker 2: the DNA and recreate.
Speaker 3: Us nothing from ashes. You can't, Yeah, you can. They're aliens.
Speaker 2: They have suckers on the end of their fingers and
Speaker 2: they get I.
Speaker 1: Like the sound of that. Yeah, I like the sound
Speaker 1: of a fact.
Speaker 2: I think I would hate that because everything you touch
Speaker 2: you to stick to.
Speaker 1: Speaking of fingersuckers, let me tuxt my wife real quick.
Speaker 1: Did you put the chicken in the brine yet? Okay,
Speaker 1: there you go. And finally, one last one. It was today,
Speaker 1: in two thousand that the nineteen ninety eight Children's Online
Speaker 1: Privacy Protection Act went into effect.
Speaker 2: What, oh, online privacy?
Speaker 1: I don't know?
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Speaker 2: Oh that's not true.
Speaker 1: Well take mu chin thing back and I'll take that back.
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Speaker 1: Oh I'm sorry. Are you doing a commercial?
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Speaker 1: Oh, I am so sorry. I was playing the Rolling
Speaker 1: Stones and singing along with.
Speaker 2: Do you have a pair of headphones for all three
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Speaker 1: Okay, all right, that's too far.
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Speaker 3: Chance, we'll throw good for you. Who do you love?
Speaker 3: No Bo Diddley tune? All right?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 1: Do you charge your phones all the way up to
Speaker 1: one hundred percent? Rick Tony?
Speaker 2: Do you do it once a day? Yes? I do.
Speaker 1: I go to bed, I throw mine on the charger.
Speaker 2: Yep, that's what I do do.
Speaker 1: Well.
Speaker 3: Charging your phone's battery to one hundred percent constantly is
Speaker 3: bad for his life.
Speaker 1: Evidently, whoops, I don't care. I must, I'm must throw
Speaker 1: it on there anyway, right.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no, he's talking about keeping it plugged
Speaker 2: in all the time. It's at one hundred percent all
Speaker 2: the time.
Speaker 1: Why I'm talking about it? But at night, I throw
Speaker 1: it on the charger.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you charge it once, but then you don't
Speaker 2: charge it till the next time you go to bed.
Speaker 2: And then Susan pulls out her retainer and goes drops
Speaker 2: it in the glass of water, and then you put
Speaker 2: your loud, stupid mask on.
Speaker 1: Good I honey grows this couple her plus it's disgusting,
Speaker 1: and she got this stuff on her face.
Speaker 2: So she got the stuff on the face. She got
Speaker 2: the headband pulling the hair back, and then the retainer
Speaker 2: comes out. Worney.
Speaker 3: She puts stuff on her lips. Oh yeah, like vascilaine
Speaker 3: or something.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I always try to go in for the kiss before
Speaker 3: because she puts this germ factory of a retainer thing.
Speaker 1: It's like a bite guard.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it.
Speaker 1: Gets me a good night Carlos. Saliva comes out. It's
Speaker 1: like it's like a little bit just coming from her
Speaker 1: bottom lip.
Speaker 2: And then you're over there with a big Spider Man
Speaker 2: Astronauts mask.
Speaker 1: I kind of pull off my seatpat machine though.
Speaker 2: Do you Yeah, I think I think, Oh, I'm sure.
Speaker 3: I think I looked like Maverick or Goose from Top
Speaker 3: Gun with a full flight mask thing on.
Speaker 2: You know you have three before, but when you put
Speaker 2: your mask on, is their fortunes something to think about?
Speaker 2: So charging your phone, don't do it all the way
Speaker 2: to one hundred and keep it there because I think
Speaker 2: in the battery, can you feel a jingling?
Speaker 1: I can't wait a foot while I'm talking.
Speaker 3: And plus I didn't shave this morning, so it's briskly fat.
Speaker 1: That's so it's like even more, Ah, I hate.
Speaker 2: You fat, cannot get through a kitchen door.
Speaker 1: We rushing.
Speaker 2: Now, See, that's why kids are skinny, because had songs
Speaker 2: like that. Yeah, you didn't get a fatty too.
Speaker 1: I can't get through the kitchen door, that's right. Or
Speaker 1: is it bathroom door?
Speaker 2: No kitchen door because it's eating.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think it was bathroom And.
Speaker 2: That's why kids were skinny. Now you've got to look
Speaker 2: at him and go, you're such a hero for gaining weight.
Speaker 2: But back in the seventies and eighties when we were raised,
Speaker 2: they had songs. They had little songs fatty fatty two
Speaker 2: by four, can't get through the kitchen door.
Speaker 1: I just looked up the lyrics. You're right, Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: a kitchen door.
Speaker 2: Of course, because a fatty fatty song.
Speaker 1: It's called the fatty Fatty two by four. Uh rhyme.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was an holy but a goodie.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let me see. Hang on, let's let's do a
Speaker 1: deep guy.
Speaker 3: There might be a lot to unpack on this fatty
Speaker 3: fatty uh.
Speaker 2: And then big people wouldn't they knew they were. They
Speaker 2: were like, yeah, fat why is it not opening?
Speaker 1: Come on? Except but Nick, it's not open.
Speaker 2: I have a I have a really good friend that
Speaker 2: was went to wagen Riigh School and he went and
Speaker 2: tried out for basketball. But he was tall, but he
Speaker 2: was big. He was you know, ended up being a
Speaker 2: left tackle on the offensive line in football. And he
Speaker 2: scored twenty points a game and twelve rebounds in the
Speaker 2: UH in the in the tryout era. So he doesn't
Speaker 2: make the team. He goes sees the list and he's like,
Speaker 2: I was the best player. So here's what they look
Speaker 2: at me, both of you all right talking.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm trying.
Speaker 2: I don't care about that.
Speaker 3: I'm doing Harvard research on Fatty Fatty two about four.
Speaker 1: Oh. I like that.
Speaker 2: That's good. That's good. So the coach brings him in
Speaker 2: and goes in front of the mirror and goes, look
Speaker 2: at that. Now, this is who he used to do
Speaker 2: the kids. He goes, look at that. He goes, does
Speaker 2: that look like a basketball player? My buddy goes, no, coach,
Speaker 2: it doesn't. It doesn't look like a basketball player. You
Speaker 2: have a coach. I scored more points than anybody else. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but I'm doing you a favor. I wants you to
Speaker 2: go to Coach so and So's wrestling room. He goes,
Speaker 2: You're gonna make a great heavyweight. Okay, thanks, I uh dude.
Speaker 2: Teachers took him. A teacher took him to the front
Speaker 2: of the mirror and go, does that look like a
Speaker 2: basketball player?
Speaker 1: Did you did that?
Speaker 2: Now the kid, the teacher would be out of a
Speaker 2: job for the end of the day.
Speaker 1: Dar right.
Speaker 2: He ended up being a very good wrestler heavyweight, and
Speaker 2: he was left tackle on the on the football.
Speaker 3: I just told say, hey, we wait and we gotta
Speaker 3: get some's fat off of you. I'll be like, eh,
Speaker 3: it's just baby fat, baby fat.
Speaker 1: You're fourteen.
Speaker 2: I'm talking to you. Rick, you can zippity zip zippity
Speaker 2: do all out over there.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: There was a part of Dwight at one time that
Speaker 2: thought if he when he lost all that weight when he.
Speaker 1: Was working out seventy pounds.
Speaker 2: He lost seventy pounds. Rick, he called me in a
Speaker 2: panic one night and said, what if I get skinny
Speaker 2: and I'm not funny anymore?
Speaker 1: I did, that's true, and I.
Speaker 2: Said, scared to death, what are you saying that the
Speaker 2: power of being funny is tied to your fatness? And
Speaker 2: he said, yes, yes, exactly, It's exactly what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: It's like Samson and his hair. I mean it's not
Speaker 3: it's not a far stretch, right.
Speaker 4: So he was afraid he would shed Funess.
Speaker 1: What did you say shed exactly right, you'd be playing
Speaker 1: and loose over there with the FCC violations.
Speaker 2: What's the other one? Hair of my chin and chin? Chin?
Speaker 2: That's why there was three. They were thinking of twights,
Speaker 2: three chins.
Speaker 1: I can't content over there.
Speaker 2: I can't even keep keep your chin out like this
Speaker 2: huge there you go.
Speaker 3: It looks like listen listen though like hairy fat, it
Speaker 3: like magnifies the fat. What's Harvard say?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 3: Fatty Fatty two bout four can't fit through the kitchen
Speaker 3: door when the door begins to break.
Speaker 1: Faty had a tummy ache. This is a rhyme.
Speaker 2: Whatever you do, don't be fat kid.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna you know what I'm gonna. I'm gonna put
Speaker 1: a pin in this.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I'm gonna do some hardcore journalistic research.
Speaker 1: I mean the Harvard This is from the Harvard Independent.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I never know.
Speaker 3: Fatty Fatty two by four can't fit through the kitchen
Speaker 3: door when the door begins to break.
Speaker 1: Fatty had a tummy age.
Speaker 2: Yes, they had a little rhyme or reason for everything
Speaker 2: to force you not to be fat or stupid.
Speaker 1: I want to find out who pinned the joke.
Speaker 2: Anybody wore glasses? Hey, four eyes?
Speaker 1: That was mean, it was and I never understood it either.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you know when you were in trouble, when
Speaker 2: when four Eyes would take his glasses off and put
Speaker 2: it on the counter. This about fight.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's bad news. Let's go back to the beginning.
Speaker 3: If you charge your phone one hundred percent just to
Speaker 3: comfort you, it's not necessarily doing any good for your
Speaker 3: phone battery.
Speaker 1: Chao Yang Wang.
Speaker 3: The director of electro chemical in engineering at Penn State University,
Speaker 3: says keeping your phone at one hundred percent and still
Speaker 3: charging it will cause your device's power supply to degrade
Speaker 3: faster than it would if you didn't. So they're saying
Speaker 3: that you should charge it you around ninety percent and
Speaker 3: then pull it.
Speaker 2: Off, Okay, know that? Or let it drain all the
Speaker 2: way down.
Speaker 1: Who's still to recharge it that before?
Speaker 4: Yeah, take it down to zero and then recharge it.
Speaker 1: Well, he's so kind of psychopath letting it go down
Speaker 1: to nothing, That's what I've heard.
Speaker 2: Yeah he did.
Speaker 1: She did. Like the little red line that's just a
Speaker 1: shadow of a battery.
Speaker 2: Yes, but I tell I tell Jackie all the time,
Speaker 2: because Jackie's one of those has to have the laptop
Speaker 2: plugged in deals. I'm like, it's not good for your computer, man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Sitisan does the same way with her iPad.
Speaker 2: Well, some that across the kitchen, so it's like a
Speaker 2: high jump pole or a thing. I'm like, why why
Speaker 2: did you set a trap in the kitchen with your
Speaker 2: stupid charging cord.
Speaker 3: On the second you hit that extension court too? Here
Speaker 3: they come, Oh.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, do you guys ever power your phold off
Speaker 4: completely at night before you charge it?
Speaker 1: Or you just do you guys ever?
Speaker 2: Uh, stop making fun of Rick.
Speaker 4: Sorry, I'm only got fifteen more minutes.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: It's a miracle though, whether and let's say an app.
Speaker 2: If an app's not working, or like one of the
Speaker 2: cameras aren't working, it's a miracle. You just turn it
Speaker 2: off and turn it back on. You're like, oh, it's
Speaker 2: all working now.
Speaker 3: No, I don't do that, Rick, because a psychopath. But
Speaker 3: what I will do is put my phone on silent.
Speaker 3: My phone stays on silent.
Speaker 2: On the weekends. I've gotten in the habit of losing
Speaker 2: it for about forty five minutes or an hour to
Speaker 2: where I walk away from it. I don't miss it.
Speaker 1: Oh, I did that yesterday.
Speaker 2: I don't miss hours.
Speaker 1: I did.
Speaker 2: Don't miss it.
Speaker 3: I did it for three hours because Susan and I
Speaker 3: were talking about watching the show.
Speaker 1: And it said, I can't remember what it's saying.
Speaker 2: I went to the grocery left my phone at home.
Speaker 2: When I got home, Jackie was on the front porch saying,
Speaker 2: are you a psycho path? I went what she goes,
Speaker 2: You didn't take your phone. I didn't know where you were.
Speaker 2: I was like, are you crazy?
Speaker 1: Person? A glorious? I did it for three hours, talking
Speaker 1: about three hours? No phone, Yes, turn your phone, geor
Speaker 1: leave it somewhere. Usually I leave it in the bathroom.
Speaker 1: Well I hang on.
Speaker 3: Note to self, never use Tony's phone for a phone call.
Speaker 3: I might get the pink by you get pink. Well,
Speaker 3: I used Vanetti's phone to wish my mother a happy
Speaker 3: Mother's Day.
Speaker 2: Nine out of ten times if I lose my phone,
Speaker 2: it's on the windows, still in the bathroom. This is
Speaker 2: a fact. But I do clean it every single night
Speaker 2: with those alcohol little pouches.
Speaker 1: Not me.
Speaker 2: I want my rider or died with it, don't you right?
Speaker 2: You're gonna ride a die.
Speaker 1: With And I want every germ there is known the
Speaker 1: man on the screen two reasons number one, that builds
Speaker 1: my immunity.
Speaker 3: Number two and might get anyone who goes your phone
Speaker 3: sick phone?
Speaker 2: Who asked to use your phone?
Speaker 1: People? Do they do? Your mom? Did?
Speaker 2: You're making stories?
Speaker 1: I'm not Your mom said, hey, I want to take
Speaker 1: a picture of that. Let me use your phone.
Speaker 2: Well, you gotta bring miss Vanetti and she's an angel.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying, you're a devil with.
Speaker 1: Uh, I want't slow.
Speaker 4: My phone to somebody with My wife and I were
Speaker 4: in a restaurant this this little boy came up and said,
Speaker 4: can I use your phone to call my mother to
Speaker 4: pick me up? That's I thought, Okay, I'll give it
Speaker 4: to him, and he bolted right out the door.
Speaker 2: You're a sucker. Yeah, you're a sucker, dude.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why.
Speaker 3: Listen, if a kid ever asked you to use your
Speaker 3: phone to call your mom, you need to put a
Speaker 3: bag of the head right then and there.
Speaker 2: What Well, first of all, Mike, where's the police, because
Speaker 2: you need there if somebody had abandoned you, we gotta
Speaker 2: get a part of the cops. I did that in
Speaker 2: San Francisco. We flew out there ready for a name drop.
Speaker 2: We flew out to be uh. We were guests of
Speaker 2: the Brams when Jeff was the backup quarterback for the
Speaker 2: forty nine ers. So we did that Height. What's the
Speaker 2: name of the stoner neighborhood something? Height?
Speaker 1: Uh? Oh uh Hate Ashbury? Yeah, hate Ashbury.
Speaker 2: And we're there and everyone's trying to take We're all
Speaker 2: in a group trying to take pictures and stuff, and
Speaker 2: then these people would stand around and go hey, because
Speaker 2: you know the expensive camera, everybody's like getting grouped around
Speaker 2: out side. That says hate Ashbury. And the guy goes,
Speaker 2: let me take a picture for you. Nope, I don't,
Speaker 2: and then all of us started laughing at the same time.
Speaker 2: I go, dude, we actually have NFL players with us.
Speaker 2: If you did, we'd run you down. So the guys
Speaker 2: laughed and just knew on that's good.
Speaker 1: Hey, Rick, when we get off there, cage your phone
Speaker 1: just first.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you what.
Speaker 4: I'll give you a quarter you can go to the.
Speaker 2: Sadly, that's not an option anymore. There are no pay phones.
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Speaker 1: Beautiful story.
Speaker 2: Thank you touched by it. To wrap it up, Yeah,
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Speaker 1: I got a question. I got a Catholic question. Record
Speaker 1: you Catholic? Or can I legally ask that on the air?
Speaker 2: I guess you can, Okay, are you Catholic? Yes?
Speaker 1: Ian? And Tony is because he walks very well.
Speaker 2: What excuse me? Sorry, sorry, my name to Pastor Brad
Speaker 2: his untucked shirts. Pastor Brad did he kill yesterday? I crushed?
Speaker 2: He crushed yesterday a lot of Baptists.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So they're electing the pope, and when they elect the pope,
Speaker 3: the cardinals light a fire and then white smoke comes out, right.
Speaker 2: Yes, if it's if it's yes, if it's just.
Speaker 1: Is that where the term holy smoke came from? Holy?
Speaker 2: What is it? I don't know, of course, is the
Speaker 2: pope holy? Is it smoke? Holy smokes? And then guess
Speaker 2: who stole it? Holy smokes? Barbecue on Preston Highway.
Speaker 1: Catholic.
Speaker 2: Yes, they are brown sugar wings. Oh, they're so good.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure that's where it came from. I'm something
Speaker 1: else for me to look up.
Speaker 2: Do your research because you're a journalist. Of course, we're
Speaker 2: talking about Paul Frances passed away at the age of
Speaker 2: eighty age. Seemed like he was recovering from his lung
Speaker 2: issues from the last couple of weeks because he was
Speaker 2: in real trouble about a month ago.
Speaker 1: JD.
Speaker 2: Vance visited him. I don't have if that has anything
Speaker 2: to do with him, that JD. Vance hit killed the poper. No,
Speaker 2: it might have been.
Speaker 3: Advance right to hate shake, because who's gonna suspect right?
Speaker 3: The vice president quite frankly kowinky dink, Yeah, Jdi.
Speaker 2: Mansk goes to see the Pope and then twenty four
Speaker 2: hours later he's dead. U uh Trump killed the Pope.
Speaker 3: And isn't it true that now the uh arc of
Speaker 3: the covenants missing with some other artifacts.
Speaker 2: It is a bad day for a lot of folks.
Speaker 2: And he was I thought he was a great pope,
Speaker 2: very liberal. Though. I think they'll probably go in a
Speaker 2: different direction with the with the new one. But we'll
Speaker 2: find out. The funeral has to happen, and then the
Speaker 2: conclave will happen.
Speaker 1: I heard the next pope's gonna be a dee.
Speaker 2: I heart that's not true.
Speaker 1: She's gonna do a great job, that's true. Think I
Speaker 1: think she's gonna be fantastic.
Speaker 2: All right, back after this with the boys, and of
Speaker 2: course Terry Miners at three o'clock one week to Derby week.
Speaker 2: Thank you Rick for doing your best job, buddy, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I love it, Budy see you Man News Ready Away,
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