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<v Speaker 1>We also on Fridays like to get to the stories

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<v Speaker 1>we couldn't get to earlier in the week, because, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>let's be out, there was a lot going on.

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<v Speaker 2>There's so much.

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<v Speaker 3>Have you ever heard Conway's five o'clock hour?

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<v Speaker 2>Uh, you mean the five oh five? The five oh five?

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<v Speaker 2>Is that what he calls it? The five oh five?

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<v Speaker 2>Because we lack a five oh five freeway?

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<v Speaker 3>Here?

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<v Speaker 2>Is there a five oh five up in Washington? No,

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<v Speaker 2>not that I know of. Huh.

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<v Speaker 3>Anyway, Conway does this five oh five round up of

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<v Speaker 3>stories at five five? Yeah, and also are the ones

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<v Speaker 3>that fell through you exactly exactly? So, uh, that's our

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<v Speaker 3>version of the five oh.

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<v Speaker 2>Five, and it's uh, twelve forty three. Here's your honorable mention,

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<v Speaker 2>honorable mention, not supposed to mention, not to mention. It's

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<v Speaker 2>been an honor serving with you.

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<v Speaker 3>A.

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<v Speaker 2>Great and honorable most is.

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<v Speaker 1>So today we're holding auditions to become the nearest member

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<v Speaker 1>of honorable mention.

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<v Speaker 3>This is I don't know, I feel bad calling it

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<v Speaker 3>a bit of Darwinism.

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<v Speaker 2>But how would you not know?

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<v Speaker 3>This guy had his black Honda Civic stolen from him

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<v Speaker 3>and he wanted to replace it, and he spent twenty

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<v Speaker 3>grand buying a car that looked just like it. It

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<v Speaker 3>looked so much like it, it was it.

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<v Speaker 1>It was a specific black Honda Civic Type R twenty sixteen.

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<v Speaker 1>He found an identical one seventy miles away. Not only

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<v Speaker 1>did he buy it, he realized that his address was

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<v Speaker 1>in the navigation system already, like it had already been

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<v Speaker 1>plugged in.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah he had. His stuff was still in the car

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<v Speaker 2>as well. What a dumbass. Here's number nine at number nine,

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<v Speaker 2>I did.

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<v Speaker 3>Ninth places if a cocky dirty nine times out of

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<v Speaker 3>tennis partner's dirty two and.

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<v Speaker 2>I speak nine languages yet right, basically everybody at table nning.

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<v Speaker 2>I'd feel ready to go into the nine and niner?

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<v Speaker 2>Did I catch a niner in there?

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<v Speaker 3>Were?

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<v Speaker 2>You're calling from Alwalkie talking.

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<v Speaker 1>They tell you that when you drive a car off

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<v Speaker 1>the lot, it automatically loses thirty percent of its value

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<v Speaker 1>or whatever it is. And we've seen stories like this

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<v Speaker 1>where people drive brand new cars off the lot and

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<v Speaker 1>then get into some horrific wreck and total their vehicle.

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<v Speaker 3>It's one thing if it's you know, a toy camera,

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<v Speaker 3>yeah right, It's another thing.

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<v Speaker 2>If it's a Ferrari four fifty eight.

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<v Speaker 3>Spider Man in Japan left heartbroken after his brand new

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<v Speaker 3>Ferrari burnt to a crisp an hour after it was delivered.

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<v Speaker 3>He had spent a decade saving up money to buy

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<v Speaker 3>the luxury car and only enjoyed it for a few

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<v Speaker 3>minutes before its engine caught fire.

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<v Speaker 1>A Ferrari five forty eight costs about forty three million yen.

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<v Speaker 1>How much is that forty three million old? Is it

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<v Speaker 1>really forty three million yen?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? I don't know how much. I have not been

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<v Speaker 2>googling it. It's about three hundred thousand dollars. Sure, here's

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<v Speaker 2>number eight.

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<v Speaker 1>A Clive is bold every eight.

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<v Speaker 2>Second listening to eight different bosses drawn on about mission statements.

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<v Speaker 1>I have a question. Italy has unveiled a sex room

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<v Speaker 1>for prisoners. A court ruled that those who are incarcerated

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<v Speaker 1>do have a right to quote intimate meetings. The Consummation

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<v Speaker 1>Chamber was christened last week in a prison in the

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<v Speaker 1>city at Tourney in the Central Region. There, an inmates

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<v Speaker 1>female partner was permitted to enter, they said the The

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<v Speaker 1>Ombudsmen for Prisoner's Rights said the erotic experiment was so

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<v Speaker 1>successful they're already planning more conjugal visits.

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<v Speaker 2>What does that mean that it is people.

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<v Speaker 3>Wanted to have sex in the sex room when they

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<v Speaker 3>were locked up.

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<v Speaker 1>Strange, isn't it The guys who are locked up would

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<v Speaker 1>want to have sex.

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<v Speaker 2>Number seven, the seventh son of the seventh son. We're

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<v Speaker 2>on with seven days with the government sec. Seven seven

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<v Speaker 2>a seven years of college down to drain seven seven

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<v Speaker 2>seven days. I don't like this.

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<v Speaker 1>Thousands of humanoid robots ran alongside actual humans in a

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<v Speaker 1>half marathon in China.

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<v Speaker 3>Not only can they take their job our jobs, they

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<v Speaker 3>can run faster than.

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<v Speaker 1>A car, they said. Flesh and blood participants followed some

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<v Speaker 1>conventional rules. The twenty teams that fielded robots in the

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<v Speaker 1>Humanoid Robot half marathon had very specific guidelines, which included

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<v Speaker 1>battery swap pit stops.

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<v Speaker 2>They said.

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<v Speaker 1>The fastest robot crossed the line in two hours, forty

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<v Speaker 1>minutes and forty two seconds, which isn't very fast. I

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<v Speaker 1>would beat that robot. I mean my best half marathon.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe not today, but in my best half marathon, I

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<v Speaker 1>could beat a robot.

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<v Speaker 2>Number six. I got six, you got six, she got six.

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<v Speaker 2>Number six.

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<v Speaker 1>There's six more weeks of later by picture of me

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<v Speaker 1>a rabbi and six drunk and longshomy.

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<v Speaker 2>We just dig in a nursing home closer to us.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't have to dive stake that drink another six track.

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<v Speaker 1>They're coming for us. Not only are the robots doing

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<v Speaker 1>the half marathon. Australian radio station used an AI generated

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<v Speaker 1>host for six months without telling anybody.

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<v Speaker 2>It was on the iHeartRadio app. Oh we could have

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<v Speaker 2>listened in. I didn't realize that.

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, no, you're not You're not picking up what I'm

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<v Speaker 3>putting down here? What do you mean, Well, it's our

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<v Speaker 3>company that's using AI hosts.

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<v Speaker 2>The writing is on the wall.

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<v Speaker 1>They created a host called Thy using AI software developed

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<v Speaker 1>by voice cloning from a voice cloning company called eleven Labs.

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<v Speaker 2>DIY is a she uh.

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<v Speaker 1>The Work Days with Thy show presented music for four

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<v Speaker 1>hours every day Monday to Friday, but did not mention

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<v Speaker 1>on its website or any promotional material that they.

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<v Speaker 2>Was actually a computer.

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<v Speaker 3>I gotta say, I like my AI Spotify DJ.

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<v Speaker 2>I like like he does. He says that introduces songs

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<v Speaker 2>and like this is.

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<v Speaker 3>Some stuff you were into like a year ago. Let's

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<v Speaker 3>dive in see if you still like it calming. I

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<v Speaker 3>like it is Jay Shatty real, No, that's not Jay Shatty.

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<v Speaker 3>Different guy is.

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<v Speaker 2>How do you know? Because I listened to him every day. Listen.

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<v Speaker 1>I saw him a Spotify robot thing too. You can't

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<v Speaker 1>believe what you see on the news. Here's number five five.

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<v Speaker 2>I have five minutes, five monkeys. This is the year

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<v Speaker 2>five point five would be a favorite. Lose five pounds immediately.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you ever want to smell an armpit that wasn't yours? Well,

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<v Speaker 3>now you can stop and smell the armpits in New.

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<v Speaker 2>York with a pit stop. That's right.

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<v Speaker 3>There are posters going up for a scratch and sniff experience.

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<v Speaker 3>There is a giant armpit on the street there where

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<v Speaker 3>you can get a scent of a new deodorant. It's

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<v Speaker 3>called Cocoa Va All Day deodorant. And this is on

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<v Speaker 3>Eighth Avenue near Penn Station. Other locations throughout the city

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<v Speaker 3>as well. But you can kind of scratch and sniff

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<v Speaker 3>them giant armpits. My deodorant is coconut great. What is

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<v Speaker 3>your smell? Like?

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<v Speaker 1>I have no idea, you don't know. I go for

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<v Speaker 1>the least scented. I don't need a lot of perfumes

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<v Speaker 1>eat out. I don't now do you put on any perfumes?

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<v Speaker 1>I do have a piece or a bottle of cologne?

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<v Speaker 2>Ah uh, single bottle? What color? I mean, what kind

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<v Speaker 2>is it? I have no idea, it's whatever my wife got.

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<v Speaker 2>What do you put? When do you put it on?

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<v Speaker 2>If we're going out? Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>And do you put like just one little spray? Or

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<v Speaker 3>do you do like one here? One here, one here?

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<v Speaker 2>Doubts it? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I wanted to be announced that I'm about to

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<v Speaker 1>walk into the room. Still the whole car with that

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<v Speaker 1>sent Yeah. Yeah, like a teenage boy. There's number four.

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<v Speaker 2>Poor minute is probably on his fourth tranquilizer by now,

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<v Speaker 2>number four. This isn't the same world you left four

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<v Speaker 2>years most.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't remember the last time one of these was real.

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<v Speaker 1>A restaurant in Sydney, Australia has apologized after a customer

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<v Speaker 1>posted an online review claiming she found a dead rat

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<v Speaker 1>in her meal.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not even a question. I mean that's a rat.

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<v Speaker 2>A rat.

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<v Speaker 3>That rat just left us moments ago. I mean that

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<v Speaker 3>is a good rat. Yeah, she planted the rat. Come on,

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<v Speaker 3>you don't just a rat just doesn't turn up. In

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<v Speaker 3>your salad.

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<v Speaker 1>The woman's friend posted a review and said they didn't

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<v Speaker 1>even think I should be giving a star considering what happened.

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<v Speaker 1>My pregnant friend and I were having lunch today and

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<v Speaker 1>her small salad was a disgusting, feral dead rat that

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<v Speaker 1>was underneath the salad. Again, I don't remember the last

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<v Speaker 1>time one of these was proven to be true. Remember

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<v Speaker 1>the woman in Vegas, this would have been close to

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<v Speaker 1>fifteen years ago now, who said she found a finger

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<v Speaker 1>in her chili.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, something like that. Oh, are never true. Stupid. That

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<v Speaker 2>is such a stupid word. Here's number three. Three shall

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<v Speaker 2>be the number knockout count, and the number of the

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<v Speaker 2>counting shall be three. Play were dead within three hours.

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<v Speaker 1>Three security clearance level three, all three of the three.

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<v Speaker 2>I got all three of you guys for the rest

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<v Speaker 2>of your nat being born live. After that three days,

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<v Speaker 2>they both start to stink. Three.

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<v Speaker 1>So you may have seen the video of Brendan Patrick,

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<v Speaker 1>Mason and a teenage friend of theirs riding their horses

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<v Speaker 1>in a small town Walmart in Louisiana. Well, all three

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<v Speaker 1>of those guys are going to be facing multiple charges.

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<v Speaker 1>A video taken by a Walmart employee showed these guys

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<v Speaker 1>on their horses entering the store, hanging around a little

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<v Speaker 1>so check out area for about twenty seconds, and then

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<v Speaker 1>heading toward the back of the store. One of them

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<v Speaker 1>was seen holding up his phone filming the whole thing.

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<v Speaker 1>They said that they it's illegal in Louisiana to post

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<v Speaker 1>a video or livestream of crime to gain notoriety or publicity,

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<v Speaker 1>which is where the charge for the unlawful post of

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<v Speaker 1>criminal activity comes from. That they were going to be charged.

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<v Speaker 2>Is that Shatara out there? Why No, I'm just gonna

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<v Speaker 2>like give a shout out. I mean it.

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<v Speaker 3>People are crapped on all the time, right, It's kind

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<v Speaker 3>of like husbands with Wi Fi, Like if the Wi

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<v Speaker 3>Fi if something's going wrong, you're yelling for him. It's

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<v Speaker 3>a whole thing. Rarely do you hear about somebody doing

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<v Speaker 3>a great job or something working. And this morning my

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<v Speaker 3>laptop was not working and so Dave Shata from our

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<v Speaker 3>ID department comes in and he fixes it like that,

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<v Speaker 3>soundlessly quickly like that no complaints, And that's incredible to

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<v Speaker 3>fix something that quickly, and what a thankless job. So

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<v Speaker 3>you yes, But I'm just saying, like I don't think

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<v Speaker 3>the it departments in this world get enough love. I mean,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sure those guys clean up, you know, in that department,

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<v Speaker 3>But I mean around here, you know, not enough people

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<v Speaker 3>say thank you so.

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<v Speaker 2>Well to all it guys. Yeah, this bud's for you.

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<v Speaker 2>Here's number two.

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<v Speaker 1>What's going on?

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<v Speaker 2>You weep?

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<v Speaker 3>There's two sons and no women.

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<v Speaker 1>Probably thirty years since I've said the words by you tapestry.

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<v Speaker 3>I thought you were gonna say, since you've said the

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<v Speaker 3>words extra penis No, I said that the other day.

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<v Speaker 3>You did in what context?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even remember. I just say it all the time.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like bonus points. There are questions about the mysteries

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<v Speaker 1>in the Bayou Tapestry, the eleventh century depiction of the

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<v Speaker 1>Norman Conquest. Sure, we don't know who did it, we

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<v Speaker 1>don't know who asked them to make it. But a

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<v Speaker 1>thousand years on from the Battle of Hastings, Oxford academic

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<v Speaker 1>professor George Garnett claims to have identified ninety three depictions

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<v Speaker 1>of male genitalia.

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<v Speaker 3>Again, a lot of genitalia in the museums. They loved

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<v Speaker 3>to go full frontal with the genitalia.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just right there and everything.

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<v Speaker 1>Most of them were human genitalia. No, I'm sorry. Most

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<v Speaker 1>of them were horse genita. Eighty eight of them belonged

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<v Speaker 1>to horses. Five of them were on soldiers.

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<v Speaker 3>When I was working with John and Ken, I went

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<v Speaker 3>to Italy and in every museum I went to, when

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<v Speaker 3>I saw genitals, I would take a picture of it

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<v Speaker 3>and then send it to them John and Ken and

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<v Speaker 3>said things like thinking of you, because you know they

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<v Speaker 3>talk about that stuff all the time. They used to.

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<v Speaker 2>It'd be weird.

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<v Speaker 3>It was funny. No, I mean they had a penis

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<v Speaker 3>desk at one point. I think I think it was

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<v Speaker 3>a naked desk. Oh right, right, I mean I guess

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<v Speaker 3>would Yeah, yeah, you're right, it wasn't naked.

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<v Speaker 1>The most interesting thing about the extra penis in the

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<v Speaker 1>bio tapestry is that this doctor, Christopher Monk, medieval scholar,

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<v Speaker 1>believes that he found one the five original human genitalia

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<v Speaker 1>are attached to naked figures on the bio tapestry. They said,

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<v Speaker 1>in this one, it's actually hanging below his tunic.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, good job. Yeah, like he had a lot to

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<v Speaker 2>do with it. I was talking to God. Oh right,

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<v Speaker 2>of course.

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<v Speaker 3>Number one weird, number one.

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<v Speaker 2>Number one, we're number one then one number one, row

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<v Speaker 2>number one, number one, number one.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, Uh, this is a little PSA as we

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<v Speaker 3>move into the weekend, do not reenact the Crucifixion.

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<v Speaker 1>Be careful if you're gonna do it. There's a reason

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<v Speaker 1>why it killed p for.

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<v Speaker 3>Crying out loud and I thought you were gonna say

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<v Speaker 3>the other one, but it was two on the nose.

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<v Speaker 1>Eighty four year old guy critically injured after he fell

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<v Speaker 1>off of the cross during a Crucifixion reenactment in West Virginia.

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<v Speaker 3>Here's a fun fact. The guy reenacting the crucifix who

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<v Speaker 3>fell off the cross eighty four years old.

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<v Speaker 1>He was participating in the reenactment with a Vandalia community

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<v Speaker 1>Christian Church. He fell ten feet from one of the

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<v Speaker 1>crosses and had to be flown to an emergency facility.

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<v Speaker 3>A fall from your feet when you're eighty four will

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<v Speaker 3>kill you.

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<v Speaker 2>A fall from the cross broken ribs.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they said he's doing much better since he was

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<v Speaker 1>first hospitalized.

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<v Speaker 2>But man eighty four years old.

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<v Speaker 1>They now say his injuries are not life threatening and

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<v Speaker 1>no word on what caused the man to fall from

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<v Speaker 1>the cross like.

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<v Speaker 2>Gravity.

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<v Speaker 3>My brother was Jesus in the Easter celebration at the

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<v Speaker 3>church on the cross, but they didn't.

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<v Speaker 2>Like hoist the cross up. They just had it like

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<v Speaker 2>they had it.

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<v Speaker 3>In the middle of the church, kind of like leaning

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<v Speaker 3>against people were holding it up, and my brother was just.

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<v Speaker 1>Kind of did he lay on it? Did he cross

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<v Speaker 1>his arms like that?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>That's not how you put him up on a rescue thing.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like if I'm going to take an airflight.

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<v Speaker 1>To be rescued, it's like you're jumping out of the

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<v Speaker 1>airplane onto the inflatable slide.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, Well, anyway, don't do that over the weekend, guys,