Speaker 1: We also on Fridays like to get to the stories
Speaker 1: we couldn't get to earlier in the week, because, I mean,
Speaker 1: let's be out, there was a lot going on.
Speaker 2: There's so much.
Speaker 3: Have you ever heard Conway's five o'clock hour?
Speaker 2: Uh, you mean the five oh five? The five oh five?
Speaker 2: Is that what he calls it? The five oh five?
Speaker 2: Because we lack a five oh five freeway?
Speaker 3: Here?
Speaker 2: Is there a five oh five up in Washington? No,
Speaker 2: not that I know of. Huh.
Speaker 3: Anyway, Conway does this five oh five round up of
Speaker 3: stories at five five? Yeah, and also are the ones
Speaker 3: that fell through you exactly exactly? So, uh, that's our
Speaker 3: version of the five oh.
Speaker 2: Five, and it's uh, twelve forty three. Here's your honorable mention,
Speaker 2: honorable mention, not supposed to mention, not to mention. It's
Speaker 2: been an honor serving with you.
Speaker 3: A.
Speaker 2: Great and honorable most is.
Speaker 1: So today we're holding auditions to become the nearest member
Speaker 1: of honorable mention.
Speaker 3: This is I don't know, I feel bad calling it
Speaker 3: a bit of Darwinism.
Speaker 2: But how would you not know?
Speaker 3: This guy had his black Honda Civic stolen from him
Speaker 3: and he wanted to replace it, and he spent twenty
Speaker 3: grand buying a car that looked just like it. It
Speaker 3: looked so much like it, it was it.
Speaker 1: It was a specific black Honda Civic Type R twenty sixteen.
Speaker 1: He found an identical one seventy miles away. Not only
Speaker 1: did he buy it, he realized that his address was
Speaker 1: in the navigation system already, like it had already been
Speaker 1: plugged in.
Speaker 2: Yeah he had. His stuff was still in the car
Speaker 2: as well. What a dumbass. Here's number nine at number nine,
Speaker 2: I did.
Speaker 3: Ninth places if a cocky dirty nine times out of
Speaker 3: tennis partner's dirty two and.
Speaker 2: I speak nine languages yet right, basically everybody at table nning.
Speaker 2: I'd feel ready to go into the nine and niner?
Speaker 2: Did I catch a niner in there?
Speaker 3: Were?
Speaker 2: You're calling from Alwalkie talking.
Speaker 1: They tell you that when you drive a car off
Speaker 1: the lot, it automatically loses thirty percent of its value
Speaker 1: or whatever it is. And we've seen stories like this
Speaker 1: where people drive brand new cars off the lot and
Speaker 1: then get into some horrific wreck and total their vehicle.
Speaker 3: It's one thing if it's you know, a toy camera,
Speaker 3: yeah right, It's another thing.
Speaker 2: If it's a Ferrari four fifty eight.
Speaker 3: Spider Man in Japan left heartbroken after his brand new
Speaker 3: Ferrari burnt to a crisp an hour after it was delivered.
Speaker 3: He had spent a decade saving up money to buy
Speaker 3: the luxury car and only enjoyed it for a few
Speaker 3: minutes before its engine caught fire.
Speaker 1: A Ferrari five forty eight costs about forty three million yen.
Speaker 1: How much is that forty three million old? Is it
Speaker 1: really forty three million yen?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I don't know how much. I have not been
Speaker 2: googling it. It's about three hundred thousand dollars. Sure, here's
Speaker 2: number eight.
Speaker 1: A Clive is bold every eight.
Speaker 2: Second listening to eight different bosses drawn on about mission statements.
Speaker 1: I have a question. Italy has unveiled a sex room
Speaker 1: for prisoners. A court ruled that those who are incarcerated
Speaker 1: do have a right to quote intimate meetings. The Consummation
Speaker 1: Chamber was christened last week in a prison in the
Speaker 1: city at Tourney in the Central Region. There, an inmates
Speaker 1: female partner was permitted to enter, they said the The
Speaker 1: Ombudsmen for Prisoner's Rights said the erotic experiment was so
Speaker 1: successful they're already planning more conjugal visits.
Speaker 2: What does that mean that it is people.
Speaker 3: Wanted to have sex in the sex room when they
Speaker 3: were locked up.
Speaker 1: Strange, isn't it The guys who are locked up would
Speaker 1: want to have sex.
Speaker 2: Number seven, the seventh son of the seventh son. We're
Speaker 2: on with seven days with the government sec. Seven seven
Speaker 2: a seven years of college down to drain seven seven
Speaker 2: seven days. I don't like this.
Speaker 1: Thousands of humanoid robots ran alongside actual humans in a
Speaker 1: half marathon in China.
Speaker 3: Not only can they take their job our jobs, they
Speaker 3: can run faster than.
Speaker 1: A car, they said. Flesh and blood participants followed some
Speaker 1: conventional rules. The twenty teams that fielded robots in the
Speaker 1: Humanoid Robot half marathon had very specific guidelines, which included
Speaker 1: battery swap pit stops.
Speaker 2: They said.
Speaker 1: The fastest robot crossed the line in two hours, forty
Speaker 1: minutes and forty two seconds, which isn't very fast. I
Speaker 1: would beat that robot. I mean my best half marathon.
Speaker 1: Maybe not today, but in my best half marathon, I
Speaker 1: could beat a robot.
Speaker 2: Number six. I got six, you got six, she got six.
Speaker 2: Number six.
Speaker 1: There's six more weeks of later by picture of me
Speaker 1: a rabbi and six drunk and longshomy.
Speaker 2: We just dig in a nursing home closer to us.
Speaker 2: I don't have to dive stake that drink another six track.
Speaker 1: They're coming for us. Not only are the robots doing
Speaker 1: the half marathon. Australian radio station used an AI generated
Speaker 1: host for six months without telling anybody.
Speaker 2: It was on the iHeartRadio app. Oh we could have
Speaker 2: listened in. I didn't realize that.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, you're not You're not picking up what I'm
Speaker 3: putting down here? What do you mean, Well, it's our
Speaker 3: company that's using AI hosts.
Speaker 2: The writing is on the wall.
Speaker 1: They created a host called Thy using AI software developed
Speaker 1: by voice cloning from a voice cloning company called eleven Labs.
Speaker 2: DIY is a she uh.
Speaker 1: The Work Days with Thy show presented music for four
Speaker 1: hours every day Monday to Friday, but did not mention
Speaker 1: on its website or any promotional material that they.
Speaker 2: Was actually a computer.
Speaker 3: I gotta say, I like my AI Spotify DJ.
Speaker 2: I like like he does. He says that introduces songs
Speaker 2: and like this is.
Speaker 3: Some stuff you were into like a year ago. Let's
Speaker 3: dive in see if you still like it calming. I
Speaker 3: like it is Jay Shatty real, No, that's not Jay Shatty.
Speaker 3: Different guy is.
Speaker 2: How do you know? Because I listened to him every day. Listen.
Speaker 1: I saw him a Spotify robot thing too. You can't
Speaker 1: believe what you see on the news. Here's number five five.
Speaker 2: I have five minutes, five monkeys. This is the year
Speaker 2: five point five would be a favorite. Lose five pounds immediately.
Speaker 3: Do you ever want to smell an armpit that wasn't yours? Well,
Speaker 3: now you can stop and smell the armpits in New.
Speaker 2: York with a pit stop. That's right.
Speaker 3: There are posters going up for a scratch and sniff experience.
Speaker 3: There is a giant armpit on the street there where
Speaker 3: you can get a scent of a new deodorant. It's
Speaker 3: called Cocoa Va All Day deodorant. And this is on
Speaker 3: Eighth Avenue near Penn Station. Other locations throughout the city
Speaker 3: as well. But you can kind of scratch and sniff
Speaker 3: them giant armpits. My deodorant is coconut great. What is
Speaker 3: your smell? Like?
Speaker 1: I have no idea, you don't know. I go for
Speaker 1: the least scented. I don't need a lot of perfumes
Speaker 1: eat out. I don't now do you put on any perfumes?
Speaker 1: I do have a piece or a bottle of cologne?
Speaker 2: Ah uh, single bottle? What color? I mean, what kind
Speaker 2: is it? I have no idea, it's whatever my wife got.
Speaker 2: What do you put? When do you put it on?
Speaker 2: If we're going out? Oh?
Speaker 3: And do you put like just one little spray? Or
Speaker 3: do you do like one here? One here, one here?
Speaker 2: Doubts it? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I wanted to be announced that I'm about to
Speaker 1: walk into the room. Still the whole car with that
Speaker 1: sent Yeah. Yeah, like a teenage boy. There's number four.
Speaker 2: Poor minute is probably on his fourth tranquilizer by now,
Speaker 2: number four. This isn't the same world you left four
Speaker 2: years most.
Speaker 1: I can't remember the last time one of these was real.
Speaker 1: A restaurant in Sydney, Australia has apologized after a customer
Speaker 1: posted an online review claiming she found a dead rat
Speaker 1: in her meal.
Speaker 3: It's not even a question. I mean that's a rat.
Speaker 2: A rat.
Speaker 3: That rat just left us moments ago. I mean that
Speaker 3: is a good rat. Yeah, she planted the rat. Come on,
Speaker 3: you don't just a rat just doesn't turn up. In
Speaker 3: your salad.
Speaker 1: The woman's friend posted a review and said they didn't
Speaker 1: even think I should be giving a star considering what happened.
Speaker 1: My pregnant friend and I were having lunch today and
Speaker 1: her small salad was a disgusting, feral dead rat that
Speaker 1: was underneath the salad. Again, I don't remember the last
Speaker 1: time one of these was proven to be true. Remember
Speaker 1: the woman in Vegas, this would have been close to
Speaker 1: fifteen years ago now, who said she found a finger
Speaker 1: in her chili.
Speaker 2: Yeah, something like that. Oh, are never true. Stupid. That
Speaker 2: is such a stupid word. Here's number three. Three shall
Speaker 2: be the number knockout count, and the number of the
Speaker 2: counting shall be three. Play were dead within three hours.
Speaker 1: Three security clearance level three, all three of the three.
Speaker 2: I got all three of you guys for the rest
Speaker 2: of your nat being born live. After that three days,
Speaker 2: they both start to stink. Three.
Speaker 1: So you may have seen the video of Brendan Patrick,
Speaker 1: Mason and a teenage friend of theirs riding their horses
Speaker 1: in a small town Walmart in Louisiana. Well, all three
Speaker 1: of those guys are going to be facing multiple charges.
Speaker 1: A video taken by a Walmart employee showed these guys
Speaker 1: on their horses entering the store, hanging around a little
Speaker 1: so check out area for about twenty seconds, and then
Speaker 1: heading toward the back of the store. One of them
Speaker 1: was seen holding up his phone filming the whole thing.
Speaker 1: They said that they it's illegal in Louisiana to post
Speaker 1: a video or livestream of crime to gain notoriety or publicity,
Speaker 1: which is where the charge for the unlawful post of
Speaker 1: criminal activity comes from. That they were going to be charged.
Speaker 2: Is that Shatara out there? Why No, I'm just gonna
Speaker 2: like give a shout out. I mean it.
Speaker 3: People are crapped on all the time, right, It's kind
Speaker 3: of like husbands with Wi Fi, Like if the Wi
Speaker 3: Fi if something's going wrong, you're yelling for him. It's
Speaker 3: a whole thing. Rarely do you hear about somebody doing
Speaker 3: a great job or something working. And this morning my
Speaker 3: laptop was not working and so Dave Shata from our
Speaker 3: ID department comes in and he fixes it like that,
Speaker 3: soundlessly quickly like that no complaints, And that's incredible to
Speaker 3: fix something that quickly, and what a thankless job. So
Speaker 3: you yes, But I'm just saying, like I don't think
Speaker 3: the it departments in this world get enough love. I mean,
Speaker 3: I'm sure those guys clean up, you know, in that department,
Speaker 3: But I mean around here, you know, not enough people
Speaker 3: say thank you so.
Speaker 2: Well to all it guys. Yeah, this bud's for you.
Speaker 2: Here's number two.
Speaker 1: What's going on?
Speaker 2: You weep?
Speaker 3: There's two sons and no women.
Speaker 1: Probably thirty years since I've said the words by you tapestry.
Speaker 3: I thought you were gonna say, since you've said the
Speaker 3: words extra penis No, I said that the other day.
Speaker 3: You did in what context?
Speaker 1: I don't even remember. I just say it all the time.
Speaker 1: It's like bonus points. There are questions about the mysteries
Speaker 1: in the Bayou Tapestry, the eleventh century depiction of the
Speaker 1: Norman Conquest. Sure, we don't know who did it, we
Speaker 1: don't know who asked them to make it. But a
Speaker 1: thousand years on from the Battle of Hastings, Oxford academic
Speaker 1: professor George Garnett claims to have identified ninety three depictions
Speaker 1: of male genitalia.
Speaker 3: Again, a lot of genitalia in the museums. They loved
Speaker 3: to go full frontal with the genitalia.
Speaker 2: It's just right there and everything.
Speaker 1: Most of them were human genitalia. No, I'm sorry. Most
Speaker 1: of them were horse genita. Eighty eight of them belonged
Speaker 1: to horses. Five of them were on soldiers.
Speaker 3: When I was working with John and Ken, I went
Speaker 3: to Italy and in every museum I went to, when
Speaker 3: I saw genitals, I would take a picture of it
Speaker 3: and then send it to them John and Ken and
Speaker 3: said things like thinking of you, because you know they
Speaker 3: talk about that stuff all the time. They used to.
Speaker 2: It'd be weird.
Speaker 3: It was funny. No, I mean they had a penis
Speaker 3: desk at one point. I think I think it was
Speaker 3: a naked desk. Oh right, right, I mean I guess
Speaker 3: would Yeah, yeah, you're right, it wasn't naked.
Speaker 1: The most interesting thing about the extra penis in the
Speaker 1: bio tapestry is that this doctor, Christopher Monk, medieval scholar,
Speaker 1: believes that he found one the five original human genitalia
Speaker 1: are attached to naked figures on the bio tapestry. They said,
Speaker 1: in this one, it's actually hanging below his tunic.
Speaker 2: Wow, good job. Yeah, like he had a lot to
Speaker 2: do with it. I was talking to God. Oh right,
Speaker 2: of course.
Speaker 3: Number one weird, number one.
Speaker 2: Number one, we're number one then one number one, row
Speaker 2: number one, number one, number one.
Speaker 3: All right, Uh, this is a little PSA as we
Speaker 3: move into the weekend, do not reenact the Crucifixion.
Speaker 1: Be careful if you're gonna do it. There's a reason
Speaker 1: why it killed p for.
Speaker 3: Crying out loud and I thought you were gonna say
Speaker 3: the other one, but it was two on the nose.
Speaker 1: Eighty four year old guy critically injured after he fell
Speaker 1: off of the cross during a Crucifixion reenactment in West Virginia.
Speaker 3: Here's a fun fact. The guy reenacting the crucifix who
Speaker 3: fell off the cross eighty four years old.
Speaker 1: He was participating in the reenactment with a Vandalia community
Speaker 1: Christian Church. He fell ten feet from one of the
Speaker 1: crosses and had to be flown to an emergency facility.
Speaker 3: A fall from your feet when you're eighty four will
Speaker 3: kill you.
Speaker 2: A fall from the cross broken ribs.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they said he's doing much better since he was
Speaker 1: first hospitalized.
Speaker 2: But man eighty four years old.
Speaker 1: They now say his injuries are not life threatening and
Speaker 1: no word on what caused the man to fall from
Speaker 1: the cross like.
Speaker 2: Gravity.
Speaker 3: My brother was Jesus in the Easter celebration at the
Speaker 3: church on the cross, but they didn't.
Speaker 2: Like hoist the cross up. They just had it like
Speaker 2: they had it.
Speaker 3: In the middle of the church, kind of like leaning
Speaker 3: against people were holding it up, and my brother was just.
Speaker 1: Kind of did he lay on it? Did he cross
Speaker 1: his arms like that?
Speaker 3: I don't.
Speaker 1: That's not how you put him up on a rescue thing.
Speaker 2: It's like if I'm going to take an airflight.
Speaker 1: To be rescued, it's like you're jumping out of the
Speaker 1: airplane onto the inflatable slide.
Speaker 3: All right, Well, anyway, don't do that over the weekend, guys,