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Speaker 2: In Eastern Africa, the Eastern African country of Mozambique, police
Speaker 2: have issued a very concerning warning, especially if you are
Speaker 2: bald or an albino. Now, if you're a bald albino,
Speaker 2: you're really screwed.
Speaker 3: I'm thinking with this son.
Speaker 2: No, well, I'm sure the East African sun can be
Speaker 2: quite harsh taco as you note, but no, this is
Speaker 2: a bald in. Bald men in Mozambique have been the
Speaker 2: recent targets of ritual attacks. In fact, five bald men
Speaker 2: have been killed in the last couple of weeks. Now,
Speaker 2: there's a couple of things going on here, Taco.
Speaker 3: Just like a like a sacrifice.
Speaker 2: Like the belief is that the head of a bald
Speaker 2: man contains gold.
Speaker 3: Now you kind of start giggling over there, I see.
Speaker 5: You, But no, I would be the last person on
Speaker 5: earth to ever cast doubt or disbelief on a cultural belief.
Speaker 3: That's how they do it over there. On top of that,
Speaker 3: they believe, why don't they'll just wear wigs.
Speaker 2: I believe that the recent rash of albino people who
Speaker 2: have also been killed in the region are for specific
Speaker 2: purposes as well. Their body parts are used in various
Speaker 2: potions and rituals by witch doctors. So the witch doctors
Speaker 2: tell their clients, you know, you know, I can fix
Speaker 2: the problem in your world right now, but I'm going
Speaker 2: to need the head of a bald man or.
Speaker 3: A bald albino man. You have to cook up a potion. Here.
Speaker 3: They'll give you even more for that pat because it's
Speaker 3: white gold.
Speaker 4: You know how the albinos are you ever have an
Speaker 4: albino in school? Nope, I'm trying to think I know
Speaker 4: I believe we might have.
Speaker 2: Wouldn't you remember something like that?
Speaker 3: Now I'm trying to think of it as son of
Speaker 3: a gun.
Speaker 4: I'm almost sure we had now buy no kid when
Speaker 4: we were at uh, when we were at glen Ridge.
Speaker 2: What if there was actually golden bald people's heads cool
Speaker 2: all this time? And you know, because bald bald is
Speaker 2: you know, cool?
Speaker 4: Now for a while, it's like, okay, well, especially if
Speaker 4: you got gold he's bald. Yeah, but if you have that,
Speaker 4: but now not only remember when it wasn't cool to
Speaker 4: be bald, Like look and look at that guy's hair.
Speaker 4: When it wasn't cool to be bald. Now on top
Speaker 4: of it, they're they're killing you for the gold in
Speaker 4: your head.
Speaker 3: Now it suck. I definitely I'd opened a wig shop.
Speaker 4: Mozambique wigs sell tiger mains, all right, So if you're
Speaker 4: if you're bald and you're traveling to Mozambique, you're clear
Speaker 4: get a wig for the way from Mozambique wigs first.
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right.
Speaker 2: We take cheese very serious on this show. As many
Speaker 2: of you, we've established that over the years they take
Speaker 2: cheese seriously too. In the State of Maine, I guess,
Speaker 2: and they do not take kindly to somebody robbing a
Speaker 2: cheese shop. This fella here was sentenced last week to
Speaker 2: twenty years in prison for robbing a cheese shop in Bidford, Maine,
Speaker 2: twenty years now. The dude, the dude is, his name's
Speaker 2: Russell Pace. He's fifty two years old. I do have
Speaker 2: to note that he has been previously convicted of bank
Speaker 2: robbery and armdriver robbery in nearby New Hampshire. So once
Speaker 2: he crossed the state in the state line in the
Speaker 2: Maine and started his little thievan ways again, they put
Speaker 2: the hammer down. What are you in for, buddy, brand
Speaker 2: theft knocked off the cheese shop. I'm doing twenty year stretch.
Speaker 4: You got twenty in here until you're seventy two years old.
Speaker 4: Custom cheese to be well aged. Yeah, I get it.
Speaker 4: You get some wine with that too, But.
Speaker 2: Wow, twenty years for a robin the cheese shop. I
Speaker 2: thought that was a that was something.
Speaker 3: That's pretty harsh.
Speaker 4: But then again, when you throw the bank robbery prior
Speaker 4: to and the other one and the other one.
Speaker 2: And then we go to Michigan, a judge in Michigan
Speaker 2: has taken a new approach to dealing with a throng
Speaker 2: of shoplifters that have been making their way through its
Speaker 2: courtroom as of late, including forty eight individuals who were
Speaker 2: convicted of stealing from eight Walmarts in Tennesee County, Michigan.
Speaker 4: He's not throwing bwo at him, you said, not where
Speaker 4: you have an armed guard at the front of the
Speaker 4: store and mow.
Speaker 2: Them off at the kneecaps, rendering them into a chair,
Speaker 2: to serve as a deterrent for future people who might
Speaker 2: even entertain the idea of shoplifting. No, this guy, he's
Speaker 2: ordered all forty eight of them to pay restitution to
Speaker 2: the Walmart for the amount dollar amount that they stole.
Speaker 3: And well then also.
Speaker 6: This I came up with a wash with Walmart. So
Speaker 6: everybody who's here in the courtroom today is going to
Speaker 6: be doing community service washing cars. So the people that
Speaker 6: actually go to Walmart and pay for their goods, they
Speaker 6: are going to get a free car loss from the
Speaker 6: people that think it's a good idea to build there
Speaker 6: and steal.
Speaker 2: They're gonna have to wash other customers, paying customers cars
Speaker 2: in the Walmart parking lot.
Speaker 4: How are they gonna be able to do that with
Speaker 4: their pants hanging off.
Speaker 3: I see injury coming.
Speaker 2: Not to mention, they're gonna have to go inside and
Speaker 2: steal stuff to use to.
Speaker 3: Wash the cars. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I think I have more on this on our Facebook page.
Speaker 4: This is a really good idea, fantastic. I thought you
Speaker 4: and you said they have the different angle of doing it.
Speaker 4: It's not like Bob World Order. I thought you were
Speaker 4: gonna say that they had them being the you know,
Speaker 4: the guards that you know they like, the people that
Speaker 4: sit up rount and check receipt.
Speaker 2: Arm, the greeters, the elderly greet Yeah. Sure, what can
Speaker 2: possibly go wrong?
Speaker 4: Exactly? All right, Tyrese, come on down. I'm walking the
Speaker 4: Walmart door. You walk right by with that flattie.
Speaker 2: I don't know about you. I'm my main takeaway from
Speaker 2: all this, other than don't rob a cheese shop in Maine,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be I'm never gonna be able to look
Speaker 2: at bald people the same way again. Wondering it could
Speaker 2: be true.
Speaker 3: How much gold you got in that head?
Speaker 2: Gold in your head?
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