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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>another edition of Idiotology. We'll let you taco one on

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<v Speaker 1>one one w jrr.

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<v Speaker 2>But your freaking idiots, all right, this hour of the

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<v Speaker 2>show has brought you by Tom's Watch Bar.

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<v Speaker 3>Gonna be out.

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<v Speaker 4>There this Thursday night Magic viewing party. I'll be out

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<v Speaker 4>there starting at seven o'clock. If you haven't been to

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<v Speaker 4>a Tom's Watch Bar yet, place is really cool up

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<v Speaker 4>on top of the roof right out there, and I

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<v Speaker 4>drive again this Thursday seven to nine. Of course we'll

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<v Speaker 4>have giveaways. They have one hundred and fifty big screen TVs,

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<v Speaker 4>foods delicious, Come on out.

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<v Speaker 3>Thursday's starting to set. Let's uh begin.

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<v Speaker 2>In Eastern Africa, the Eastern African country of Mozambique, police

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<v Speaker 2>have issued a very concerning warning, especially if you are

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<v Speaker 2>bald or an albino. Now, if you're a bald albino,

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<v Speaker 2>you're really screwed.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm thinking with this son.

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<v Speaker 2>No, well, I'm sure the East African sun can be

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<v Speaker 2>quite harsh taco as you note, but no, this is

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<v Speaker 2>a bald in. Bald men in Mozambique have been the

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<v Speaker 2>recent targets of ritual attacks. In fact, five bald men

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<v Speaker 2>have been killed in the last couple of weeks. Now,

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<v Speaker 2>there's a couple of things going on here, Taco.

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<v Speaker 3>Just like a like a sacrifice.

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<v Speaker 2>Like the belief is that the head of a bald

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<v Speaker 2>man contains gold.

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<v Speaker 3>Now you kind of start giggling over there, I see.

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<v Speaker 5>You, But no, I would be the last person on

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<v Speaker 5>earth to ever cast doubt or disbelief on a cultural belief.

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<v Speaker 3>That's how they do it over there. On top of that,

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<v Speaker 3>they believe, why don't they'll just wear wigs.

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<v Speaker 2>I believe that the recent rash of albino people who

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<v Speaker 2>have also been killed in the region are for specific

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<v Speaker 2>purposes as well. Their body parts are used in various

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<v Speaker 2>potions and rituals by witch doctors. So the witch doctors

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<v Speaker 2>tell their clients, you know, you know, I can fix

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<v Speaker 2>the problem in your world right now, but I'm going

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<v Speaker 2>to need the head of a bald man or.

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<v Speaker 3>A bald albino man. You have to cook up a potion. Here.

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<v Speaker 3>They'll give you even more for that pat because it's

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<v Speaker 3>white gold.

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<v Speaker 4>You know how the albinos are you ever have an

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<v Speaker 4>albino in school? Nope, I'm trying to think I know

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<v Speaker 4>I believe we might have.

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<v Speaker 2>Wouldn't you remember something like that?

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<v Speaker 3>Now I'm trying to think of it as son of

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<v Speaker 3>a gun.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm almost sure we had now buy no kid when

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<v Speaker 4>we were at uh, when we were at glen Ridge.

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<v Speaker 2>What if there was actually golden bald people's heads cool

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<v Speaker 2>all this time? And you know, because bald bald is

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<v Speaker 2>you know, cool?

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<v Speaker 4>Now for a while, it's like, okay, well, especially if

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<v Speaker 4>you got gold he's bald. Yeah, but if you have that,

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<v Speaker 4>but now not only remember when it wasn't cool to

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<v Speaker 4>be bald, Like look and look at that guy's hair.

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<v Speaker 4>When it wasn't cool to be bald. Now on top

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<v Speaker 4>of it, they're they're killing you for the gold in

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<v Speaker 4>your head.

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<v Speaker 3>Now it suck. I definitely I'd opened a wig shop.

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<v Speaker 4>Mozambique wigs sell tiger mains, all right, So if you're

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<v Speaker 4>if you're bald and you're traveling to Mozambique, you're clear

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<v Speaker 4>get a wig for the way from Mozambique wigs first.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, all right.

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<v Speaker 2>We take cheese very serious on this show. As many

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<v Speaker 2>of you, we've established that over the years they take

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<v Speaker 2>cheese seriously too. In the State of Maine, I guess,

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<v Speaker 2>and they do not take kindly to somebody robbing a

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<v Speaker 2>cheese shop. This fella here was sentenced last week to

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<v Speaker 2>twenty years in prison for robbing a cheese shop in Bidford, Maine,

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<v Speaker 2>twenty years now. The dude, the dude is, his name's

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<v Speaker 2>Russell Pace. He's fifty two years old. I do have

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<v Speaker 2>to note that he has been previously convicted of bank

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<v Speaker 2>robbery and armdriver robbery in nearby New Hampshire. So once

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<v Speaker 2>he crossed the state in the state line in the

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<v Speaker 2>Maine and started his little thievan ways again, they put

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<v Speaker 2>the hammer down. What are you in for, buddy, brand

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<v Speaker 2>theft knocked off the cheese shop. I'm doing twenty year stretch.

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<v Speaker 4>You got twenty in here until you're seventy two years old.

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<v Speaker 4>Custom cheese to be well aged. Yeah, I get it.

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<v Speaker 4>You get some wine with that too, But.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, twenty years for a robin the cheese shop. I

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<v Speaker 2>thought that was a that was something.

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<v Speaker 3>That's pretty harsh.

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<v Speaker 4>But then again, when you throw the bank robbery prior

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<v Speaker 4>to and the other one and the other one.

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<v Speaker 2>And then we go to Michigan, a judge in Michigan

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<v Speaker 2>has taken a new approach to dealing with a throng

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<v Speaker 2>of shoplifters that have been making their way through its

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<v Speaker 2>courtroom as of late, including forty eight individuals who were

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<v Speaker 2>convicted of stealing from eight Walmarts in Tennesee County, Michigan.

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<v Speaker 4>He's not throwing bwo at him, you said, not where

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<v Speaker 4>you have an armed guard at the front of the

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<v Speaker 4>store and mow.

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<v Speaker 2>Them off at the kneecaps, rendering them into a chair,

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<v Speaker 2>to serve as a deterrent for future people who might

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<v Speaker 2>even entertain the idea of shoplifting. No, this guy, he's

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<v Speaker 2>ordered all forty eight of them to pay restitution to

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<v Speaker 2>the Walmart for the amount dollar amount that they stole.

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<v Speaker 3>And well then also.

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<v Speaker 6>This I came up with a wash with Walmart. So

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<v Speaker 6>everybody who's here in the courtroom today is going to

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<v Speaker 6>be doing community service washing cars. So the people that

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<v Speaker 6>actually go to Walmart and pay for their goods, they

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<v Speaker 6>are going to get a free car loss from the

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<v Speaker 6>people that think it's a good idea to build there

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<v Speaker 6>and steal.

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<v Speaker 2>They're gonna have to wash other customers, paying customers cars

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<v Speaker 2>in the Walmart parking lot.

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<v Speaker 4>How are they gonna be able to do that with

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<v Speaker 4>their pants hanging off.

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<v Speaker 3>I see injury coming.

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<v Speaker 2>Not to mention, they're gonna have to go inside and

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<v Speaker 2>steal stuff to use to.

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<v Speaker 3>Wash the cars. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>I think I have more on this on our Facebook page.

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<v Speaker 4>This is a really good idea, fantastic. I thought you

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<v Speaker 4>and you said they have the different angle of doing it.

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<v Speaker 4>It's not like Bob World Order. I thought you were

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<v Speaker 4>gonna say that they had them being the you know,

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<v Speaker 4>the guards that you know they like, the people that

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<v Speaker 4>sit up rount and check receipt.

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<v Speaker 2>Arm, the greeters, the elderly greet Yeah. Sure, what can

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<v Speaker 2>possibly go wrong?

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<v Speaker 4>Exactly? All right, Tyrese, come on down. I'm walking the

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<v Speaker 4>Walmart door. You walk right by with that flattie.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know about you. I'm my main takeaway from

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<v Speaker 2>all this, other than don't rob a cheese shop in Maine,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna be I'm never gonna be able to look

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<v Speaker 2>at bald people the same way again. Wondering it could

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<v Speaker 2>be true.

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<v Speaker 3>How much gold you got in that head?

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<v Speaker 2>Gold in your head?

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