Speaker 1: Welcome the wild life.
Speaker 2: The wild life Eschonelle earned a Bible lesson in journalism
Speaker 2: and that's uh. It's not like racing where if you
Speaker 2: ain't first, your last. If your first, you sometimes you
Speaker 2: don't have all the details. So on the air, i'd
Speaker 2: like to I'd like to do this formal apology.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 2: I chastised NBC five and CBS eleven, of our four
Speaker 2: main networks for not having the Garland python story up
Speaker 2: on their website. Meanwhile, Channel eight and Fox four all
Speaker 2: over it. And then we played the Channel eight audio
Speaker 2: and we'll get to that in a second. But then
Speaker 2: I saw Meredith Land do a good story on NBC
Speaker 2: five and we have some more details on the Garland
Speaker 2: python from yesterday.
Speaker 4: Well, things got a little wild in a Garland neighborhood.
Speaker 4: A crowd gathered, but not because of some late night party.
Speaker 2: Anyway, what is she inferring there? Imply they have late
Speaker 2: night parties in Garland all the time.
Speaker 3: Ye, Christina, no comment.
Speaker 2: We'll start again.
Speaker 4: Well, things got a little wild in a Garland neighborhood.
Speaker 4: A crowd gathered, but not because of some late night party.
Speaker 4: NBC five's Alicia Barrera tells us about the massive snake
Speaker 4: that had the entire street buzzing.
Speaker 2: I do want to warn you guys, Alicia Barrera will
Speaker 2: do that with all of the Hispanic names you're going
Speaker 2: to hear in this story back, for instance, Nick Garza
Speaker 2: will not sound like Nick Garza.
Speaker 5: The main questions have been where did this massive snake
Speaker 5: come from? And does it have an owner? And the
Speaker 5: answer is the snake didn't slither too far from home,
Speaker 5: hiding in the grass, inching closer to a stranger's driveway.
Speaker 3: A snake you see at a fifteen foot.
Speaker 5: Python was discovered late Saturday night in the South Garland neighborhood.
Speaker 5: Nick Goddessa says the yellow python eventually made its way
Speaker 5: towards the white truck in his neighbor's driveway.
Speaker 6: Got the call at eleven pm and they just told
Speaker 6: me that it was going to be a snake.
Speaker 5: Animal control officer Alexandro Amigo, however, didn't know it was
Speaker 5: an eighty five pound python.
Speaker 6: Normally we use these to grab the head of the
Speaker 6: snake so you can control it. Obviously, its head was
Speaker 6: too big to be controlled by this, and it was
Speaker 6: too strong. It turned around when I pulled its tail
Speaker 6: and tried to lunch at me. From there, it slithered
Speaker 6: underneath his truck and then went up into his engine.
Speaker 5: Baker had Amio eventually got the job done and transported
Speaker 5: the fifteen foot snake back to the shelter, where it
Speaker 5: was picked up by a foster just hours later. But
Speaker 5: the snake will soon go home to its original owner,
Speaker 5: who told officers he's in the middle of a move.
Speaker 6: I guess he just didn't secure it too well and
Speaker 6: ended up getting out. But good case scenario is that
Speaker 6: we got it.
Speaker 7: It's just like how we don't get you in trouble
Speaker 7: for your dog running out at large.
Speaker 6: It's the same thing.
Speaker 3: It's a pet.
Speaker 4: It wasn't too far.
Speaker 1: It didn't get very far at all.
Speaker 6: If anything, it just had to cross one major road
Speaker 6: and it was there.
Speaker 5: According to Garland Animal Services, the owner does have a
Speaker 5: snake permit, is not in any trouble and we'll only
Speaker 5: have to pay a small impound fee in Garland.
Speaker 2: At least, that was so much better than yesterday's story.
Speaker 3: I am Whitey mcgringo, white guy.
Speaker 7: If I had the ability to pronounce these names properly,
Speaker 7: I would, but I can't roll my rs.
Speaker 3: I can't.
Speaker 7: I'm jealous of you for a lot of reasons, but
Speaker 7: especially that I wish I could. Our buddy, Jake Veielma
Speaker 7: was giving me hell the last time I saw him
Speaker 7: because he said I was saying cynthia Issa Gada's name wrong. Oh,
Speaker 7: And I would try to say it and he kept going, no, dude,
Speaker 7: and he would say it in the west, like I'm
Speaker 7: not capable of saying it, Like you say, what's your spot?
Speaker 7: Do you know how to saying I mean, that's kind
Speaker 7: of how I thought I was saying. He's like no,
Speaker 7: and then he said it in this way. He's like,
Speaker 7: oh my god, that's magical.
Speaker 3: I can't. I'm not capable of that skill.
Speaker 6: That you have.
Speaker 1: All Right, I want to say this. Yesterday's news story
Speaker 1: had the weirdest music in it. Yeah, he reposted it
Speaker 1: on the Eagle Instagram account.
Speaker 3: You should go listen to that.
Speaker 1: But dude, a fifteen foot snake, Yeah, that can eat
Speaker 1: a human that's lite, eat a large that could eat me.
Speaker 1: Think about that, it could eat a large adult male.
Speaker 1: I'd pay to watch that. We had that Dallas cowboy
Speaker 1: who took his Thingavid Irving. David Irving took his he
Speaker 1: was six seven eighty five. He took his snake to
Speaker 1: the doctor or to the vet and he was like, hey, man,
Speaker 1: it's the snake's night eating. It's you know, it's always
Speaker 1: laying on me at night trying to get warm. I
Speaker 1: think it's cold, and it goes. The vet was like, actually,
Speaker 1: your snake is starving itself and it's measuring itself, waiting
Speaker 1: till it's big enough to eat you.
Speaker 2: Amazing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and this one's twice the size of David Irving. Yeah, dude.
Speaker 2: And they were got through like very nonchalant about it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what could easily eat a just wondering toddler if
Speaker 1: any toddler's up robing the neighborhood on a big wheel?
Speaker 3: Oh and that happens in Garland all the time.
Speaker 7: Now, you you may not be able to answer this
Speaker 7: question because in the moment you made you don't know
Speaker 7: what you're gonna do. But if you turn the corner
Speaker 7: and there is a fifteen foot snake crossing the street,
Speaker 7: would you slam on your brakes or would you run it?
Speaker 4: Ou?
Speaker 7: Hey, this may win you some Rangers Royals tickets. I'm
Speaker 7: just saying, do you know.
Speaker 3: What you would do? It's someone's dear pet.
Speaker 1: They may love it like a dog, even though it
Speaker 1: has no emotion and is a serpent.
Speaker 3: I mean, dude, if it's a green light and you're
Speaker 3: kind of going, hey.
Speaker 7: Walked on my neighbor. No, you're driving down your street.
Speaker 7: You're forty houses away from your actual house. You just
Speaker 7: turned the corny driving down the street, and as soon
Speaker 7: as you turn, suddenly fifteen feet in front of you
Speaker 7: is a fully stretched out the length of an NBA lane.
Speaker 7: It's fifteen foot snake crossing the street and it's sloges.
Speaker 3: It's python. Do you stop or do you just run
Speaker 3: that hole?
Speaker 5: Over?
Speaker 2: Speed limits? Forty miles per hour? Thirty that's a thirty
Speaker 2: miles per hour. I'll probably stop at thirty. I thought
Speaker 2: it was a speed bump. I didn't see it.
Speaker 5: Oh pounded, yep, all right, friends, impounded.
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