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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>another edition of Idiotology. We'll let your taco one on

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<v Speaker 1>one one w JR R.

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<v Speaker 2>But you're freaking idiots, all right. That's how I brought

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<v Speaker 2>you by a rock the bank or cash giveaways. It'll

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<v Speaker 2>kick back in the year with us about nine oh

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<v Speaker 2>five this morning, then hourly chances throughout the workday for

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<v Speaker 2>you to win one thousand dollars just for rocking on

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<v Speaker 2>the job with JR R.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm ready for more JRR winners to put that thousand dollars. Well,

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<v Speaker 3>do whatever you want with the money. That's up to you.

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<v Speaker 3>If you want to save it, put it towards Christmas

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<v Speaker 3>bills or anything like that. Again nine o'clock hours the

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<v Speaker 3>first of thirteen. We'll tell you what. We'll tell you what.

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<v Speaker 3>When you're hot. You're hot? Uh hold on, will I

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<v Speaker 3>know where you're going? I'm picking up what you're putting down.

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<v Speaker 3>You have another headline of the week, don't.

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<v Speaker 2>You another contender? Yes, no doubt. All right, I'm ready

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<v Speaker 2>to write it. Headline of the week.

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<v Speaker 3>People.

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<v Speaker 2>Lasio Falconer fired for sharing explicit photos of prosthetic penis.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, We've got a lot to unpack here. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>he did too, Lazio Lazio falconer fired for sharing explicit

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<v Speaker 2>photos of prosthetic penis. Now, let me unpack the headline

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<v Speaker 2>itself a little bit here. Lazio is an Italian soccer club.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, the Serie A club plays at Stadio Olympico, and

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<v Speaker 3>he's on the falconers.

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<v Speaker 2>No, the falconer is the man who handles the falcon

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<v Speaker 2>or in this case, eagle, which flies over the stadium

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<v Speaker 2>at the beginning of matches.

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<v Speaker 3>Cool for Lazio if you pick up a lot of

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<v Speaker 3>chicks like that. Is that why he's trying and he's

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<v Speaker 3>showing a prosthetic penis.

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<v Speaker 2>He works for the team as the team's falconer handles

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<v Speaker 2>the eagle named Olympia. He's worked for them since twenty ten.

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<v Speaker 2>The bird flies over the stadium to get fans all

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<v Speaker 2>revved up, and you know, laying falconer on his arm.

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<v Speaker 3>He's got that cool thing on his arm like a

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<v Speaker 3>canine officer where you know they come at him the

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<v Speaker 3>dog and it's.

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<v Speaker 2>Like his name is Juan Burnaby and one's been in

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<v Speaker 2>trouble before with the club. Let's see back In twenty

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<v Speaker 2>twenty one, he got suspended for performing a fascist salute

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<v Speaker 2>at the end of a match against inter Milan. He

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<v Speaker 2>was filmed making the salute and chancing chanting duccea ducee,

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<v Speaker 2>which translates as leader leader and is commonly associated with

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<v Speaker 2>former fascist leader Italian leader Benito Muzzolini. So he got

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<v Speaker 2>suspended for that.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, So we have the fascist stuff. Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Then he also now is in trouble for the latest

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<v Speaker 2>escapade and out of a job at this point for

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<v Speaker 2>sharing explicit photos of his prosthetic penis after a recent surgery.

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<v Speaker 2>He defense his actions by saying, nudity is normal. I

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<v Speaker 2>grew up in an open minded naturist family.

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<v Speaker 3>He could just say that I was explaining what my

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<v Speaker 3>genitalia looked like after having prosthetic surgery. He did try

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<v Speaker 3>to make that spin as well. Why did he need it?

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<v Speaker 3>Did the falcon get a hold of it one time?

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<v Speaker 2>This is where there are lack of information to provide

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<v Speaker 2>for questions such as you just asked, because it dawned

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<v Speaker 2>on me as well that very question.

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<v Speaker 3>Mm hmm. I bet that falcon beak had a hold

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<v Speaker 3>little geek, you know, So if you're a falconer. I

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<v Speaker 3>just like saying, if you're a falconer and you get fired,

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<v Speaker 3>where do you go? Are you blackballed after something like this?

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<v Speaker 3>That's what I'm wondering. I mean, you just sit at

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<v Speaker 3>home with and it is it his falcon or? Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the bird goes with him. So the fans lose

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<v Speaker 2>Olympia the falcon the eagle. How many falconers are there?

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<v Speaker 2>Can they just hire another one? I'm sure they could

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<v Speaker 2>bring in another falconer, and I'm sure they probably will,

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<v Speaker 2>but it won't be the same Tacoh.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, well you got a real falconer who's not showing

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<v Speaker 3>off his genitaliaan doing fascist stuff. He just sits at

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<v Speaker 3>home now with that cool thing on his arm. Seriously,

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<v Speaker 3>what do you? I don't know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 2>The only other thing I could have thought in this

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<v Speaker 2>he won't be able to do this is you know,

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<v Speaker 2>you go teach kids about birds. You know, the kids

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<v Speaker 2>walk up as you've got your falcon on your falcon

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<v Speaker 2>arm device.

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<v Speaker 3>You can't do.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not gonna be around kids if you're showing pictures

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<v Speaker 2>of your prosthetic penis.

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<v Speaker 3>I thought going to work for like a bird saving sanctuary.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, like, uh, there's several around here, but you

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<v Speaker 3>have kids tours coming through, so you're out of that too.

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<v Speaker 2>He's gonna have to pick up a He's gonna have

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<v Speaker 2>to change gears, I think, is what he's gonna.

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<v Speaker 3>Have to do. Maybe go with an eagle. That's what

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<v Speaker 3>it is. It's an eagle. The falcon was part eagle.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not ten percent bird. I am ten percent bird

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<v Speaker 3>and a lot about birds. Olympia is the name of

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<v Speaker 3>the eagle that flew over the stadium. Somebody said, well,

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think the falconer is in trouble for that.

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<v Speaker 3>All he is doing is sharing medical knowledge.

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<v Speaker 4>No.

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<v Speaker 3>Pat said that he tried doing that didn't work.

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<v Speaker 2>He's in the previous black marks on his work history

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<v Speaker 2>have so he is in trouble.

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<v Speaker 3>He doesn't have a job anymore. Yeah, somebody said, moved

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<v Speaker 3>to Atlanta. Oh yeah, he could. He could be with

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<v Speaker 3>the falcons and do their falconing and they'd handle the

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<v Speaker 3>fashion the fascist Georgia stopped. I know. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Last week, speaking of penises, last week we had the

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<v Speaker 2>yearly statistics on countries with men packing the most in

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<v Speaker 2>the package. Yeah, turn about his fair play. This week

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<v Speaker 2>we present to you the worldwide map on women's average

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<v Speaker 2>breast size around the globe before you go the easily

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<v Speaker 2>accessible on our Facebook page right now, by the way,

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<v Speaker 2>if you need to reference that material for any research

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<v Speaker 2>projects you're.

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<v Speaker 3>On before you go there. What was where was the

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<v Speaker 3>record holding peenis place at the largest size? Was it

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<v Speaker 3>Botswana or was it the place where near Kazakhstan or something?

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<v Speaker 2>Right? There was a couple of African countries. Yeah, the

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<v Speaker 2>biggest largest stuff meat?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, and looking at.

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<v Speaker 2>Now breast what would be your what would be your guess?

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<v Speaker 2>Which country? Uh has the biggest biggest boobies? Does that

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<v Speaker 2>Does that include like, uh, you know, boob jobs. Are

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<v Speaker 2>those counted into the equation.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna guess it does. I was gonna see Russia

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<v Speaker 3>because they're all big, but their breasts aren't that huge. Well,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm trying to scroll for the thing you would never

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<v Speaker 3>guess this Norway. Oh yeah, the women of nor Way

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<v Speaker 3>have the largest breast size on average. C tow a

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<v Speaker 3>d Yeah. You ever see a Norwegian kid? Sins bitches

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<v Speaker 3>are big. They got a feed on something, a lot

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<v Speaker 3>of milk. Yeah, I mean my brother dated Norwegian for

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<v Speaker 3>a while.

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<v Speaker 2>I really, I don't go around in my day to

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<v Speaker 2>days going on, Oh, look there's a Norwegian child.

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<v Speaker 3>He's big. They're big, they have like big feet. They're

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<v Speaker 3>just big kids. Names like Spanning Garden exactly. You know

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<v Speaker 3>they want a big boob. Where's the United States come

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<v Speaker 3>in again? I don't know if it includes breast job.

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<v Speaker 3>Boob jobs are not, so I'm gonna go fourth.

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<v Speaker 2>We're tied for a second with the UK, Luxembourg and Iceland.

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<v Speaker 3>Then boob jobs are included. I'm thinking probably don't have

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<v Speaker 3>to be Yeah, because yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>You can go ahead and venture to guess who's on

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<v Speaker 2>the low end of the scale.

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<v Speaker 3>Asian uh no offense Asian ladies uh.

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<v Speaker 2>Southeast Asia had the smallest breast topping out on average

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<v Speaker 2>of double a's. I thinking you're talking about batteries at

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<v Speaker 2>that point.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, or the transmission company maybe, babe, Look a double

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<v Speaker 3>A maybe, and the squeezers.

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<v Speaker 2>The double A there's nothing to squeeze. It's just like

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<v Speaker 2>a tweak. What do they call those when you're a katie? Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>mosquito bite that's what was mosquito bites. It's so cruel.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, stats, the steps don't lie.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh congratulations Bonnie Blue, uh, setting a new mark for

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<v Speaker 2>sleeping with dudes over a designated amount of time. She

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<v Speaker 2>never she didn't even. She dispensed with the whole twenty

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<v Speaker 2>four hour nonsense and went for twelve hours. Oh and

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<v Speaker 2>at the end of it, one thousand, fifty seven dudes

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<v Speaker 2>in twelve hours.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, five hundred check, six hundred done, eight hundred done,

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<v Speaker 4>nine hundred done. The big one thousand was well, I'm

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<v Speaker 4>completely done one before.

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<v Speaker 2>I have some video footage of her on our website

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<v Speaker 2>as well. I'm looking for boob still. I'll throw it

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<v Speaker 2>on the Facebook page in a minute. Here shattered Lisa

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<v Speaker 2>sparks previous record. Lisa had done nine hundred and nineteen

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<v Speaker 2>guys in twenty four hours. But Bonnie Blue goes for

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<v Speaker 2>the one fifty seven men in twelve hours. If you're

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<v Speaker 2>doing the math breakdown on that, I'll save you some time.

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<v Speaker 2>The rate of that comes out to about forty seconds

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<v Speaker 2>per dude.

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<v Speaker 3>Forty You know what they on the on the you know,

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<v Speaker 3>the registration blank the ufl out it didn't get out. No,

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<v Speaker 3>they said size gerty. You know, they to go through

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<v Speaker 3>all that so you don't hurt Bonnie Blue. And then

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<v Speaker 3>they say uh one pump jump, yes or no, and

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<v Speaker 3>if you if you put a no, you're out there screening, screaming.

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<v Speaker 3>You're out like the Falconer Gone. Sorry. Fabio fifty seven

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<v Speaker 3>Dudes and twelve Man

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