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Speaker 3: You have another headline of the week, don't.
Speaker 2: You another contender? Yes, no doubt. All right, I'm ready
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Speaker 3: People.
Speaker 2: Lasio Falconer fired for sharing explicit photos of prosthetic penis.
Speaker 2: All right, We've got a lot to unpack here. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he did too, Lazio Lazio falconer fired for sharing explicit
Speaker 2: photos of prosthetic penis. Now, let me unpack the headline
Speaker 2: itself a little bit here. Lazio is an Italian soccer club.
Speaker 3: Okay, the Serie A club plays at Stadio Olympico, and
Speaker 3: he's on the falconers.
Speaker 2: No, the falconer is the man who handles the falcon
Speaker 2: or in this case, eagle, which flies over the stadium
Speaker 2: at the beginning of matches.
Speaker 3: Cool for Lazio if you pick up a lot of
Speaker 3: chicks like that. Is that why he's trying and he's
Speaker 3: showing a prosthetic penis.
Speaker 2: He works for the team as the team's falconer handles
Speaker 2: the eagle named Olympia. He's worked for them since twenty ten.
Speaker 2: The bird flies over the stadium to get fans all
Speaker 2: revved up, and you know, laying falconer on his arm.
Speaker 3: He's got that cool thing on his arm like a
Speaker 3: canine officer where you know they come at him the
Speaker 3: dog and it's.
Speaker 2: Like his name is Juan Burnaby and one's been in
Speaker 2: trouble before with the club. Let's see back In twenty
Speaker 2: twenty one, he got suspended for performing a fascist salute
Speaker 2: at the end of a match against inter Milan. He
Speaker 2: was filmed making the salute and chancing chanting duccea ducee,
Speaker 2: which translates as leader leader and is commonly associated with
Speaker 2: former fascist leader Italian leader Benito Muzzolini. So he got
Speaker 2: suspended for that.
Speaker 3: Okay, So we have the fascist stuff. Okay.
Speaker 2: Then he also now is in trouble for the latest
Speaker 2: escapade and out of a job at this point for
Speaker 2: sharing explicit photos of his prosthetic penis after a recent surgery.
Speaker 2: He defense his actions by saying, nudity is normal. I
Speaker 2: grew up in an open minded naturist family.
Speaker 3: He could just say that I was explaining what my
Speaker 3: genitalia looked like after having prosthetic surgery. He did try
Speaker 3: to make that spin as well. Why did he need it?
Speaker 3: Did the falcon get a hold of it one time?
Speaker 2: This is where there are lack of information to provide
Speaker 2: for questions such as you just asked, because it dawned
Speaker 2: on me as well that very question.
Speaker 3: Mm hmm. I bet that falcon beak had a hold
Speaker 3: little geek, you know, So if you're a falconer. I
Speaker 3: just like saying, if you're a falconer and you get fired,
Speaker 3: where do you go? Are you blackballed after something like this?
Speaker 3: That's what I'm wondering. I mean, you just sit at
Speaker 3: home with and it is it his falcon or? Yes?
Speaker 2: Yeah, the bird goes with him. So the fans lose
Speaker 2: Olympia the falcon the eagle. How many falconers are there?
Speaker 2: Can they just hire another one? I'm sure they could
Speaker 2: bring in another falconer, and I'm sure they probably will,
Speaker 2: but it won't be the same Tacoh.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well you got a real falconer who's not showing
Speaker 3: off his genitaliaan doing fascist stuff. He just sits at
Speaker 3: home now with that cool thing on his arm. Seriously,
Speaker 3: what do you? I don't know what I mean.
Speaker 2: The only other thing I could have thought in this
Speaker 2: he won't be able to do this is you know,
Speaker 2: you go teach kids about birds. You know, the kids
Speaker 2: walk up as you've got your falcon on your falcon
Speaker 2: arm device.
Speaker 3: You can't do.
Speaker 2: It's not gonna be around kids if you're showing pictures
Speaker 2: of your prosthetic penis.
Speaker 3: I thought going to work for like a bird saving sanctuary.
Speaker 3: You know, like, uh, there's several around here, but you
Speaker 3: have kids tours coming through, so you're out of that too.
Speaker 2: He's gonna have to pick up a He's gonna have
Speaker 2: to change gears, I think, is what he's gonna.
Speaker 3: Have to do. Maybe go with an eagle. That's what
Speaker 3: it is. It's an eagle. The falcon was part eagle.
Speaker 3: I'm not ten percent bird. I am ten percent bird
Speaker 3: and a lot about birds. Olympia is the name of
Speaker 3: the eagle that flew over the stadium. Somebody said, well,
Speaker 3: I don't think the falconer is in trouble for that.
Speaker 3: All he is doing is sharing medical knowledge.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 3: Pat said that he tried doing that didn't work.
Speaker 2: He's in the previous black marks on his work history
Speaker 2: have so he is in trouble.
Speaker 3: He doesn't have a job anymore. Yeah, somebody said, moved
Speaker 3: to Atlanta. Oh yeah, he could. He could be with
Speaker 3: the falcons and do their falconing and they'd handle the
Speaker 3: fashion the fascist Georgia stopped. I know. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Last week, speaking of penises, last week we had the
Speaker 2: yearly statistics on countries with men packing the most in
Speaker 2: the package. Yeah, turn about his fair play. This week
Speaker 2: we present to you the worldwide map on women's average
Speaker 2: breast size around the globe before you go the easily
Speaker 2: accessible on our Facebook page right now, by the way,
Speaker 2: if you need to reference that material for any research
Speaker 2: projects you're.
Speaker 3: On before you go there. What was where was the
Speaker 3: record holding peenis place at the largest size? Was it
Speaker 3: Botswana or was it the place where near Kazakhstan or something?
Speaker 2: Right? There was a couple of African countries. Yeah, the
Speaker 2: biggest largest stuff meat?
Speaker 3: Okay, and looking at.
Speaker 2: Now breast what would be your what would be your guess?
Speaker 2: Which country? Uh has the biggest biggest boobies? Does that
Speaker 2: Does that include like, uh, you know, boob jobs. Are
Speaker 2: those counted into the equation.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna guess it does. I was gonna see Russia
Speaker 3: because they're all big, but their breasts aren't that huge. Well,
Speaker 3: I'm trying to scroll for the thing you would never
Speaker 3: guess this Norway. Oh yeah, the women of nor Way
Speaker 3: have the largest breast size on average. C tow a
Speaker 3: d Yeah. You ever see a Norwegian kid? Sins bitches
Speaker 3: are big. They got a feed on something, a lot
Speaker 3: of milk. Yeah, I mean my brother dated Norwegian for
Speaker 3: a while.
Speaker 2: I really, I don't go around in my day to
Speaker 2: days going on, Oh, look there's a Norwegian child.
Speaker 3: He's big. They're big, they have like big feet. They're
Speaker 3: just big kids. Names like Spanning Garden exactly. You know
Speaker 3: they want a big boob. Where's the United States come
Speaker 3: in again? I don't know if it includes breast job.
Speaker 3: Boob jobs are not, so I'm gonna go fourth.
Speaker 2: We're tied for a second with the UK, Luxembourg and Iceland.
Speaker 3: Then boob jobs are included. I'm thinking probably don't have
Speaker 3: to be Yeah, because yeah.
Speaker 2: You can go ahead and venture to guess who's on
Speaker 2: the low end of the scale.
Speaker 3: Asian uh no offense Asian ladies uh.
Speaker 2: Southeast Asia had the smallest breast topping out on average
Speaker 2: of double a's. I thinking you're talking about batteries at
Speaker 2: that point.
Speaker 3: Yeah, or the transmission company maybe, babe, Look a double
Speaker 3: A maybe, and the squeezers.
Speaker 2: The double A there's nothing to squeeze. It's just like
Speaker 2: a tweak. What do they call those when you're a katie? Oh,
Speaker 2: mosquito bite that's what was mosquito bites. It's so cruel.
Speaker 3: Well, stats, the steps don't lie.
Speaker 2: Uh congratulations Bonnie Blue, uh, setting a new mark for
Speaker 2: sleeping with dudes over a designated amount of time. She
Speaker 2: never she didn't even. She dispensed with the whole twenty
Speaker 2: four hour nonsense and went for twelve hours. Oh and
Speaker 2: at the end of it, one thousand, fifty seven dudes
Speaker 2: in twelve hours.
Speaker 4: Okay, five hundred check, six hundred done, eight hundred done,
Speaker 4: nine hundred done. The big one thousand was well, I'm
Speaker 4: completely done one before.
Speaker 2: I have some video footage of her on our website
Speaker 2: as well. I'm looking for boob still. I'll throw it
Speaker 2: on the Facebook page in a minute. Here shattered Lisa
Speaker 2: sparks previous record. Lisa had done nine hundred and nineteen
Speaker 2: guys in twenty four hours. But Bonnie Blue goes for
Speaker 2: the one fifty seven men in twelve hours. If you're
Speaker 2: doing the math breakdown on that, I'll save you some time.
Speaker 2: The rate of that comes out to about forty seconds
Speaker 2: per dude.
Speaker 3: Forty You know what they on the on the you know,
Speaker 3: the registration blank the ufl out it didn't get out. No,
Speaker 3: they said size gerty. You know, they to go through
Speaker 3: all that so you don't hurt Bonnie Blue. And then
Speaker 3: they say uh one pump jump, yes or no, and
Speaker 3: if you if you put a no, you're out there screening, screaming.
Speaker 3: You're out like the Falconer Gone. Sorry. Fabio fifty seven
Speaker 3: Dudes and twelve Man
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