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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>All right, let's get to more anytology go on and

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<v Speaker 1>on about that, Hey prompts to flavor.

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<v Speaker 2>Flave is in the news again. Obviously he's been in

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<v Speaker 2>a lot lately between his affection for and trying to

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<v Speaker 2>single handedly save Red Lobster and say he was helping

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<v Speaker 2>out the Olympic team as well, which is where I

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<v Speaker 2>go to now with an update. Flave took his sponsored

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<v Speaker 2>US women's water polo team out for VIP treatment at

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<v Speaker 2>Resorts World in Vegas this past weekend.

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<v Speaker 1>I thot, you're gonna say at Red Lobster, Well, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't make I don't know if they come old ladies,

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<v Speaker 1>you're going with the Flave Go Flavor Flavor of five. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna get your flave on. Yeah. I did see

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<v Speaker 1>that commercial the other day. Yeah, I did with you

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<v Speaker 1>know the commercial I saw a couple of times yesterday. Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>the one that's as Uh, it's the guy and he's

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<v Speaker 1>in the grocery store and he's like, God, that's bananas.

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<v Speaker 1>Looking at the price of pears. The lady goes, that's

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<v Speaker 1>a that's a pair, son and just shakes her Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>it was good if you saw it. So wh Squirrel,

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<v Speaker 1>I know you said commercial, you know is relatable with Flave?

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<v Speaker 1>Does he have a big part that he's coming up in?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that why he has shown his face so much

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<v Speaker 1>with the Red Lobster and the women's team. Is he

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be like on another episode of Dancing with the Stars,

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<v Speaker 1>one of those it's gotta be There's gotta be someth

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<v Speaker 1>coming now.

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<v Speaker 2>Even though the women's water polo team came home empty

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<v Speaker 2>handed from Paris, Flave said he's so proud of all

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<v Speaker 2>these women, says, look at all the support and attention

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<v Speaker 2>brought to this sport and women's athletics. It's true we

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<v Speaker 2>change in the game and that is something big to celebrate.

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<v Speaker 2>You're right, Flave, well done, dude.

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<v Speaker 1>Absolutely so. I hope they had a good time in

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<v Speaker 1>Vegas over the weekend and trying to save the Red Lobster.

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<v Speaker 1>I like that water polo. We mentioned that during the Olympics,

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<v Speaker 1>Man that that sport is not brutal. I'd be so tired,

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<v Speaker 1>goes on underneath the surface, under the surface, good God,

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<v Speaker 1>tired and sore. I looked down at the text on

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<v Speaker 1>and all I see is passing them at three from

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<v Speaker 1>the Kush King Kyle. That's gonna make a difference in

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<v Speaker 1>your world, dude, dude, it was just spitwater. It went

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<v Speaker 1>started going through the back of my nose. Chinese woman

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<v Speaker 1>removed from a flight by police after she refused to

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<v Speaker 1>put her three thousand dollars Louis Vatan handbag on the

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<v Speaker 1>floor underneath her seat for takeoff. Yeah, she doesn't want

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<v Speaker 1>anybody going in it. She also probably just doesn't want

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<v Speaker 1>to touch in the nasty plane floor exactly all it is. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and you think of all the things that we've heard

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<v Speaker 1>on on airplanes. I mean the part where she didn't

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<v Speaker 1>want to where she refused to stop using her phone

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<v Speaker 1>was also an element in her being removed. Yes, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>think of all the things we've had on planes. Help.

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<v Speaker 1>Just earlier in the Idiotology, we had the NFL player

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<v Speaker 1>relieving himself on somebody former NFL player. Yeah, we have

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<v Speaker 1>you know, all the horrific duty stories. And if you

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<v Speaker 1>have a three thousand dollars purse.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't want Yeah, you don't want to get in

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<v Speaker 2>secondhand duty or the urine on it.

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<v Speaker 1>Three thousand dollars on a purse. I don't get it either.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, we're gonna have to sift through this uh

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<v Speaker 2>and unpack this potential headline of the week title.

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<v Speaker 1>Here. What's the closest thing we have to appur I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>just does You're talking about two dudes who you know

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<v Speaker 1>spend eleven dollars on a pair of shorts and that's big. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>what are we unpacking a headline of the week? Here?

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<v Speaker 1>Got a lot going on. Hold on, I got the pen.

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<v Speaker 1>It's out of Harris County, Texas. Ready to write it.

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<v Speaker 1>Texas authorities say man shot wife's boyfriend, forced her to

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<v Speaker 1>shoot him, set body on fire. My god. Okay. Texas

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<v Speaker 1>authorities say man shot wife's boyfriend, then had her shoot him.

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<v Speaker 2>Then forced her to shoot him as well, and set

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<v Speaker 2>the body on fire. Wow, I get he was out

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<v Speaker 2>to teach everybody a lesson here, I guess literally hands on.

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<v Speaker 1>And he had himself shot so it looked like he

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<v Speaker 1>was defending himself. No, he's he said that. Then he

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<v Speaker 1>had That's why I said, it's a confusing headline. She made.

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<v Speaker 1>She made her he shot the boyfriend that she was

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<v Speaker 1>cheating on him with, and then made her shoot him again. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>and it said the dude's body on fire. You guys

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<v Speaker 1>need to seek counseling. I mean, I know you's a

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<v Speaker 1>little weight for that, dude. I know you're seeking prison

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<v Speaker 1>time right now, lots of it or in Texas, probably

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<v Speaker 1>good chance of the death penalty, right sure, Yes, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>we haven't had a headline of the week in I

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<v Speaker 1>want to say over a week. I don't think we

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<v Speaker 1>had one all last week did not? We did not.

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<v Speaker 1>I have to put these through the as I'm perusing

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<v Speaker 1>the various, uh highly classified sites I used for these stories. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I need to put it through the filter each time.

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<v Speaker 1>This was this be a headline of the week potential.

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<v Speaker 1>This one definitely is poorly written, headlined with a lot

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<v Speaker 1>in it. Thus having to stop down and really try

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<v Speaker 1>to you know, i'd say it was let me look

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<v Speaker 1>over here a week. No, there was none last week. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I know, I just checked out. I'm going two weeks deep.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even think you had one two weeks ago.

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<v Speaker 1>I just want to see what one of the last

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<v Speaker 1>one was kind to prove that I've been lacking. Nope,

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<v Speaker 1>got it slacking. Two weeks ago, Shady Chefs headline of

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<v Speaker 1>the week. Oh yeah, they were the one given anti

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<v Speaker 1>diary diarrhea spray or they were getting it from the

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<v Speaker 1>house cleaner. Remember they were putting it on the plates.

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<v Speaker 1>They were serving spoiled food mixed with anti diuretics to

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<v Speaker 1>to in hopes of not so they're not getting in

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<v Speaker 1>the people say, and they cut down on food way.

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<v Speaker 1>They got the anti diary spray from, uh, the the

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<v Speaker 1>head of house cleaning, and we figured out that's how

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<v Speaker 1>they rat it out. Well, I think this one just

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<v Speaker 1>beat that anyway. From a couple of weeks ago, the

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<v Speaker 1>high Field Music Festival took place in Germany over the weekend,

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<v Speaker 1>and when I saw this, I'm like, please tell me

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<v Speaker 1>Romstein was playing this. I guarantee blaming Ferris Wheel. They

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<v Speaker 1>had to stop the music festival when the ferris wheel

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<v Speaker 1>went up in flames. No, Romstein was not involved, unfortunately. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you said it's called what the high Festival, the high

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<v Speaker 1>Field Festival. Yeah, that doesn't sound like a Romstein gig.

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<v Speaker 1>Well I'm looking at the fire right now though, just

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<v Speaker 1>for another reason, I'm not going on ferris Wheel.

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<v Speaker 2>One of the gondolas burst into flames and then it spread.

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<v Speaker 2>There was no there was no one in that gondola,

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<v Speaker 2>but the next one there was. So imagine being up

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<v Speaker 2>at the top of the ferris wheel on fire.

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<v Speaker 1>There goes a third one catch and yeah, let's see.

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<v Speaker 1>That's That's what I told you. One more reason I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not going on because well, I'm afraid of heights for

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, look when it goes downwards, then the flames

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<v Speaker 1>spread up. You have It's on the Facebook page. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm watching it. You need to seriously get a fire

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<v Speaker 1>fire crews there quick. Oh I think you're doing dude, bro,

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<v Speaker 1>I think you're gonna start doing a vape story or something.

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<v Speaker 1>Flaming Ferris Wheel at the Music Festival. J R R

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<v Speaker 1>Facebook page I've action Double j R R, Orlando's rock

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