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Speaker 1: All right, let's get to more anytology go on and
Speaker 1: on about that, Hey prompts to flavor.
Speaker 2: Flave is in the news again. Obviously he's been in
Speaker 2: a lot lately between his affection for and trying to
Speaker 2: single handedly save Red Lobster and say he was helping
Speaker 2: out the Olympic team as well, which is where I
Speaker 2: go to now with an update. Flave took his sponsored
Speaker 2: US women's water polo team out for VIP treatment at
Speaker 2: Resorts World in Vegas this past weekend.
Speaker 1: I thot, you're gonna say at Red Lobster, Well, I
Speaker 1: don't make I don't know if they come old ladies,
Speaker 1: you're going with the Flave Go Flavor Flavor of five. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're gonna get your flave on. Yeah. I did see
Speaker 1: that commercial the other day. Yeah, I did with you
Speaker 1: know the commercial I saw a couple of times yesterday. Uh,
Speaker 1: the one that's as Uh, it's the guy and he's
Speaker 1: in the grocery store and he's like, God, that's bananas.
Speaker 1: Looking at the price of pears. The lady goes, that's
Speaker 1: a that's a pair, son and just shakes her Hey,
Speaker 1: it was good if you saw it. So wh Squirrel,
Speaker 1: I know you said commercial, you know is relatable with Flave?
Speaker 1: Does he have a big part that he's coming up in?
Speaker 1: Is that why he has shown his face so much
Speaker 1: with the Red Lobster and the women's team. Is he
Speaker 1: gonna be like on another episode of Dancing with the Stars,
Speaker 1: one of those it's gotta be There's gotta be someth
Speaker 1: coming now.
Speaker 2: Even though the women's water polo team came home empty
Speaker 2: handed from Paris, Flave said he's so proud of all
Speaker 2: these women, says, look at all the support and attention
Speaker 2: brought to this sport and women's athletics. It's true we
Speaker 2: change in the game and that is something big to celebrate.
Speaker 2: You're right, Flave, well done, dude.
Speaker 1: Absolutely so. I hope they had a good time in
Speaker 1: Vegas over the weekend and trying to save the Red Lobster.
Speaker 1: I like that water polo. We mentioned that during the Olympics,
Speaker 1: Man that that sport is not brutal. I'd be so tired,
Speaker 1: goes on underneath the surface, under the surface, good God,
Speaker 1: tired and sore. I looked down at the text on
Speaker 1: and all I see is passing them at three from
Speaker 1: the Kush King Kyle. That's gonna make a difference in
Speaker 1: your world, dude, dude, it was just spitwater. It went
Speaker 1: started going through the back of my nose. Chinese woman
Speaker 1: removed from a flight by police after she refused to
Speaker 1: put her three thousand dollars Louis Vatan handbag on the
Speaker 1: floor underneath her seat for takeoff. Yeah, she doesn't want
Speaker 1: anybody going in it. She also probably just doesn't want
Speaker 1: to touch in the nasty plane floor exactly all it is. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and you think of all the things that we've heard
Speaker 1: on on airplanes. I mean the part where she didn't
Speaker 1: want to where she refused to stop using her phone
Speaker 1: was also an element in her being removed. Yes, I mean,
Speaker 1: think of all the things we've had on planes. Help.
Speaker 1: Just earlier in the Idiotology, we had the NFL player
Speaker 1: relieving himself on somebody former NFL player. Yeah, we have
Speaker 1: you know, all the horrific duty stories. And if you
Speaker 1: have a three thousand dollars purse.
Speaker 2: You don't want Yeah, you don't want to get in
Speaker 2: secondhand duty or the urine on it.
Speaker 1: Three thousand dollars on a purse. I don't get it either.
Speaker 2: All right, we're gonna have to sift through this uh
Speaker 2: and unpack this potential headline of the week title.
Speaker 1: Here. What's the closest thing we have to appur I mean,
Speaker 1: just does You're talking about two dudes who you know
Speaker 1: spend eleven dollars on a pair of shorts and that's big. Okay,
Speaker 1: what are we unpacking a headline of the week? Here?
Speaker 1: Got a lot going on. Hold on, I got the pen.
Speaker 1: It's out of Harris County, Texas. Ready to write it.
Speaker 1: Texas authorities say man shot wife's boyfriend, forced her to
Speaker 1: shoot him, set body on fire. My god. Okay. Texas
Speaker 1: authorities say man shot wife's boyfriend, then had her shoot him.
Speaker 2: Then forced her to shoot him as well, and set
Speaker 2: the body on fire. Wow, I get he was out
Speaker 2: to teach everybody a lesson here, I guess literally hands on.
Speaker 1: And he had himself shot so it looked like he
Speaker 1: was defending himself. No, he's he said that. Then he
Speaker 1: had That's why I said, it's a confusing headline. She made.
Speaker 1: She made her he shot the boyfriend that she was
Speaker 1: cheating on him with, and then made her shoot him again. Okay,
Speaker 1: and it said the dude's body on fire. You guys
Speaker 1: need to seek counseling. I mean, I know you's a
Speaker 1: little weight for that, dude. I know you're seeking prison
Speaker 1: time right now, lots of it or in Texas, probably
Speaker 1: good chance of the death penalty, right sure, Yes, you know,
Speaker 1: we haven't had a headline of the week in I
Speaker 1: want to say over a week. I don't think we
Speaker 1: had one all last week did not? We did not.
Speaker 1: I have to put these through the as I'm perusing
Speaker 1: the various, uh highly classified sites I used for these stories. Oh,
Speaker 1: I need to put it through the filter each time.
Speaker 1: This was this be a headline of the week potential.
Speaker 1: This one definitely is poorly written, headlined with a lot
Speaker 1: in it. Thus having to stop down and really try
Speaker 1: to you know, i'd say it was let me look
Speaker 1: over here a week. No, there was none last week. Oh,
Speaker 1: I know, I just checked out. I'm going two weeks deep.
Speaker 1: I don't even think you had one two weeks ago.
Speaker 1: I just want to see what one of the last
Speaker 1: one was kind to prove that I've been lacking. Nope,
Speaker 1: got it slacking. Two weeks ago, Shady Chefs headline of
Speaker 1: the week. Oh yeah, they were the one given anti
Speaker 1: diary diarrhea spray or they were getting it from the
Speaker 1: house cleaner. Remember they were putting it on the plates.
Speaker 1: They were serving spoiled food mixed with anti diuretics to
Speaker 1: to in hopes of not so they're not getting in
Speaker 1: the people say, and they cut down on food way.
Speaker 1: They got the anti diary spray from, uh, the the
Speaker 1: head of house cleaning, and we figured out that's how
Speaker 1: they rat it out. Well, I think this one just
Speaker 1: beat that anyway. From a couple of weeks ago, the
Speaker 1: high Field Music Festival took place in Germany over the weekend,
Speaker 1: and when I saw this, I'm like, please tell me
Speaker 1: Romstein was playing this. I guarantee blaming Ferris Wheel. They
Speaker 1: had to stop the music festival when the ferris wheel
Speaker 1: went up in flames. No, Romstein was not involved, unfortunately. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you said it's called what the high Festival, the high
Speaker 1: Field Festival. Yeah, that doesn't sound like a Romstein gig.
Speaker 1: Well I'm looking at the fire right now though, just
Speaker 1: for another reason, I'm not going on ferris Wheel.
Speaker 2: One of the gondolas burst into flames and then it spread.
Speaker 2: There was no there was no one in that gondola,
Speaker 2: but the next one there was. So imagine being up
Speaker 2: at the top of the ferris wheel on fire.
Speaker 1: There goes a third one catch and yeah, let's see.
Speaker 1: That's That's what I told you. One more reason I'm
Speaker 1: not going on because well, I'm afraid of heights for
Speaker 1: Oh no, look when it goes downwards, then the flames
Speaker 1: spread up. You have It's on the Facebook page. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm watching it. You need to seriously get a fire
Speaker 1: fire crews there quick. Oh I think you're doing dude, bro,
Speaker 1: I think you're gonna start doing a vape story or something.
Speaker 1: Flaming Ferris Wheel at the Music Festival. J R R
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