WEBVTT 1 00:00:13.400 --> 00:00:17.359 Hey, everybody, welcome to Pink Shade. It's Tuesday. It's TLC Tuesday. 2 00:00:17.519 --> 00:00:23.359 It's still Tuesday. It's a late episode, but it's still Tuesday. Keisha, 3 00:00:23.839 --> 00:00:29.280 it is yeah, Kisha, listen, you guys. Keisha had travel troubles. 4 00:00:29.440 --> 00:00:33.240 I had troubles, and we are here. We are doing 5 00:00:33.280 --> 00:00:37.960 it as promised. Here is the Virgins, Season one, episode one. 6 00:00:38.240 --> 00:00:41.039 Strike out. All right, So, Keisha, you're in Vegas. My 7 00:00:41.119 --> 00:00:42.920 least play was favorite place on earth? 8 00:00:43.759 --> 00:00:47.240 It is? You know? Are you sarcastic? No? I hate Vegas? 9 00:00:47.799 --> 00:00:48.320 Oh really? 10 00:00:48.359 --> 00:00:50.520 Okay, I know a lot of people love it. It's okay, 11 00:00:50.600 --> 00:00:52.719 it's just my It's just I don't like it. 12 00:00:52.799 --> 00:00:54.479 So but you're I think that's all right. 13 00:00:54.679 --> 00:00:58.240 You're at the Are you at the Venetian, the Bellaggio Bellagio? 14 00:00:58.439 --> 00:00:59.039 Yeah? 15 00:00:59.119 --> 00:01:02.039 Coincidentally, to people were fatally shot the day before we 16 00:01:02.079 --> 00:01:03.280 got here at the Bolaggio. 17 00:01:03.840 --> 00:01:06.760 Nice. It's been a shit show. 18 00:01:07.159 --> 00:01:09.840 It has been an absolute shit show since we got on. 19 00:01:10.319 --> 00:01:13.200 No got to the airport in Houston. Okay, and he 20 00:01:13.280 --> 00:01:14.079 has not stopped. 21 00:01:14.200 --> 00:01:16.040 You haven't told me, so tell me what happened. 22 00:01:16.079 --> 00:01:17.480 Okay. First, first we get there. 23 00:01:17.719 --> 00:01:20.200 My luggage is seven pounds over what it's supposed to be. 24 00:01:20.519 --> 00:01:22.719 So they're like, oh, that's an additional one hundred dollars. 25 00:01:23.120 --> 00:01:24.359 Luckily this lady's like. 26 00:01:24.799 --> 00:01:26.879 God is telling me to help y'all. I'm gonna push 27 00:01:26.920 --> 00:01:27.439 yourself on. 28 00:01:27.400 --> 00:01:31.480 Through great nice a plane. I start having a loopus 29 00:01:31.519 --> 00:01:32.000 flare up. 30 00:01:33.040 --> 00:01:34.799 I know that I need that. 31 00:01:34.840 --> 00:01:37.959 I told James to put in his laptop thing. He 32 00:01:38.120 --> 00:01:42.519 put in the regular luggage, so I don't have anything. Okay, okay, 33 00:01:43.319 --> 00:01:45.519 So it starts on that. It starts with my stomach. 34 00:01:45.840 --> 00:01:48.120 Needless to say, we were delayed so he was able 35 00:01:48.120 --> 00:01:49.920 to get off the plane to go get me some medicine. 36 00:01:49.959 --> 00:01:51.599 I threw up five times on the plane. 37 00:01:51.959 --> 00:01:53.719 No, oh my god. 38 00:01:54.319 --> 00:02:01.359 Five times five times, and tooted it very badly. It 39 00:02:01.480 --> 00:02:03.400 just came from out of nowhere. I couldn't control it. 40 00:02:03.799 --> 00:02:06.760 So we get to Jay's like looked at me, like 41 00:02:06.959 --> 00:02:08.960 in his head, he's like, did you far, but he 42 00:02:09.080 --> 00:02:11.599 dares not say anything because like, you're lucky. 43 00:02:11.639 --> 00:02:14.360 I didn't shit all myself. Okay, look, this is just 44 00:02:14.400 --> 00:02:15.400 where we are right now. 45 00:02:15.759 --> 00:02:18.000 So I'm having one of the worst flare ups, like 46 00:02:19.199 --> 00:02:23.960 level twenty five. It's freaking bad. So we get to 47 00:02:24.120 --> 00:02:26.400 La and I'm like, have they said anything about our 48 00:02:26.439 --> 00:02:27.199 connecting flight? 49 00:02:27.560 --> 00:02:30.120 We missed our flight? The plane left us, so. 50 00:02:30.199 --> 00:02:33.039 Five hour layover which you and I have plans to 51 00:02:33.120 --> 00:02:34.919 record based on the time. 52 00:02:34.759 --> 00:02:36.719 I'm supposed to be in Vegas, which is supposed to 53 00:02:36.719 --> 00:02:40.360 be nine am. So I'm like calling you and I'm like, 54 00:02:40.719 --> 00:02:43.080 I'm stuck at airport. I don't know what to do. 55 00:02:43.240 --> 00:02:48.000 So we finally get here and I manifested, like can 56 00:02:48.039 --> 00:02:50.639 we just record on Tuesday? Can we record on Tuesday? 57 00:02:51.159 --> 00:02:52.879 And then you sent me the message it we're just 58 00:02:52.879 --> 00:02:55.120 gonna do it tomorrow. At that point, I wanted to 59 00:02:55.120 --> 00:02:57.639 bear all your children. I'm like, Mary Payne, do you 60 00:02:57.680 --> 00:02:59.639 want a redheaded baby? Do you want to want one 61 00:02:59.680 --> 00:03:01.800 that's our skarbered red hair? Do you want the woman 62 00:03:01.840 --> 00:03:03.199 that it looks like you or looks like me? 63 00:03:03.400 --> 00:03:03.840 I don't care. 64 00:03:03.879 --> 00:03:06.039 I'm about to I'm about to bear all the children 65 00:03:06.120 --> 00:03:07.400 that you want me to right now because I love 66 00:03:07.439 --> 00:03:07.960 you so much. 67 00:03:08.400 --> 00:03:10.319 Well, it was like you had just gotten to the 68 00:03:10.319 --> 00:03:12.360 airport and I was like, by the time we record, 69 00:03:12.400 --> 00:03:15.439 it's going to be nine my time, and I had 70 00:03:15.479 --> 00:03:18.319 stuff to do, and Ingrid was like and Niger's like, 71 00:03:18.360 --> 00:03:20.680 I can't stay up to like eleven thirty. 72 00:03:21.159 --> 00:03:21.719 She's like, I. 73 00:03:21.680 --> 00:03:24.000 Could, but I'm trying to, you know, she's trying to, like, 74 00:03:24.039 --> 00:03:26.800 you know, sleep better. And I go, get what I go. 75 00:03:27.479 --> 00:03:29.719 I've got so much to do here, and Keisha is 76 00:03:29.759 --> 00:03:31.319 not going to get to the hotel and then she's 77 00:03:31.319 --> 00:03:33.360 gonna have to like throw on some my scare. I go, 78 00:03:33.520 --> 00:03:36.520 let's just you know what I go. We'll just do 79 00:03:36.560 --> 00:03:40.000 it on Tuesday and people will understand because you know, 80 00:03:41.400 --> 00:03:43.680 ninety nine percent of the time I get everything out 81 00:03:43.719 --> 00:03:44.199 on time. 82 00:03:44.680 --> 00:03:45.360 Oh yeah, you do. 83 00:03:45.479 --> 00:03:46.759 And I was like, I think people will give me 84 00:03:46.800 --> 00:03:50.120 a little grace if we just have this one one. 85 00:03:50.479 --> 00:03:52.960 It's a travel mishap. We couldn't help. It's true, it 86 00:03:52.960 --> 00:03:53.439 really was. 87 00:03:53.479 --> 00:03:57.159 It just it couldn't be. It just it couldn't be helped. 88 00:03:57.879 --> 00:04:04.439 And then today and also do you feel do you 89 00:04:04.439 --> 00:04:04.960 feel better? 90 00:04:05.000 --> 00:04:07.680 That's I threw up five times. I felt pretty good. 91 00:04:07.960 --> 00:04:11.120 Like your body just feels so bad that it just 92 00:04:11.240 --> 00:04:13.960 zones out. And I just woke up because my head 93 00:04:14.000 --> 00:04:17.360 was nodding down. So this morning I wake up, I 94 00:04:17.399 --> 00:04:19.199 text you, I'm like, this is what I woke up to. 95 00:04:19.279 --> 00:04:23.079 I sent you a video. It's drilling, So something's being 96 00:04:23.160 --> 00:04:26.240 drilled okay, and I'm like, what the fuck is going on? 97 00:04:26.399 --> 00:04:29.120 So I finally called them. I'm like, what's the schedule 98 00:04:29.319 --> 00:04:31.160 when it's going to stop. They're like, oh, five o'clock. 99 00:04:31.199 --> 00:04:34.240 But it's not us, it's the casino. So they're like, 100 00:04:34.360 --> 00:04:37.240 we're just gonna move you to another floor. 101 00:04:37.439 --> 00:04:37.879 Mary Pain. 102 00:04:38.000 --> 00:04:41.959 I hate packing, so I had to pack my stuff 103 00:04:42.000 --> 00:04:43.480 plus James and stuff because he's. 104 00:04:43.319 --> 00:04:47.040 At work in like record time. Yes, it just has been. 105 00:04:47.199 --> 00:04:50.079 I call my mom and I told her everything. She goes, I'm. 106 00:04:49.959 --> 00:04:53.279 Worried about you guys, Getty Hole saving like bitch too. 107 00:04:55.079 --> 00:04:56.360 It was just it's crazy. 108 00:04:56.560 --> 00:05:00.079 And two people got shot at the Blagio at the fount. 109 00:05:02.439 --> 00:05:05.519 Wow, So I don't know and they haven't even caught 110 00:05:05.560 --> 00:05:05.800 the man. 111 00:05:05.879 --> 00:05:07.720 So James and I are walking because he wants to 112 00:05:07.720 --> 00:05:09.079 see the fountains, are like, have they. 113 00:05:09.000 --> 00:05:10.120 Cleared the blood out yet? 114 00:05:10.600 --> 00:05:13.680 I'm like, this is not I'm like, I should have 115 00:05:13.800 --> 00:05:15.920 kept my black ass at home. There's no reason for 116 00:05:15.959 --> 00:05:17.480 me to be here none. 117 00:05:17.680 --> 00:05:21.319 Oh, it's it's crazy because I was driving home and 118 00:05:21.399 --> 00:05:24.120 so because of the traffic, Like when I first got 119 00:05:24.120 --> 00:05:26.560 in my car, it is a it's a five and 120 00:05:26.600 --> 00:05:28.319 a half to six hour drive. When I first got 121 00:05:28.319 --> 00:05:30.720 in my car, it said eight hours and ten minutes. 122 00:05:31.680 --> 00:05:33.839 You don't When I put the ways in and I go, yeah, 123 00:05:33.879 --> 00:05:36.680 you said, what, I go, Okay, somewhere along the way. 124 00:05:36.519 --> 00:05:37.360 There's a huge accent. 125 00:05:37.360 --> 00:05:39.560 I go, I don't know, so I said, David Texa. 126 00:05:39.639 --> 00:05:40.480 I don't know why I say this. 127 00:05:40.519 --> 00:05:43.399 I'm not going to get home till like eight. 128 00:05:43.279 --> 00:05:44.680 O'clock tonight or something crazy. 129 00:05:44.879 --> 00:05:46.720 Oh wow, So I go, but I'm just gonna hope 130 00:05:46.720 --> 00:05:49.360 as I go whatever has happened will clear itself up. 131 00:05:49.439 --> 00:05:52.240 And then sure enough, after like forty five minutes of driving, 132 00:05:52.319 --> 00:05:55.759 it did that do Lulu, and it says this route 133 00:05:55.800 --> 00:05:58.240 will save you one hundred and twenty seven minutes. And 134 00:05:58.279 --> 00:06:03.240 I was like, great, great, great. So I got home. 135 00:06:03.279 --> 00:06:06.560 But as I was coming home, it it sends you, 136 00:06:06.560 --> 00:06:08.399 you know, like an earlier exit and then you just 137 00:06:08.480 --> 00:06:10.519 kind of wind through to get home as it saying 138 00:06:10.560 --> 00:06:13.360 on the highway, which was taken longer, and there's like 139 00:06:13.360 --> 00:06:15.639 a little tiny car accident which only like set me 140 00:06:15.680 --> 00:06:17.800 back like five minutes. I was like, oh, that's terrible, 141 00:06:17.800 --> 00:06:19.800 and I told everybody at home I go. It was 142 00:06:19.839 --> 00:06:23.720 like a minivan hit a Maserati suv. So, oh wow, 143 00:06:23.959 --> 00:06:28.120 sucks for that minivan. And Anna goes, you didn't see 144 00:06:28.160 --> 00:06:31.920 about the stabbing. I go what, She goes, yeah, this 145 00:06:32.000 --> 00:06:35.360 dude got like stabbed to death not very far from 146 00:06:35.399 --> 00:06:38.959 that where that accident was. And then I got home 147 00:06:38.959 --> 00:06:40.680 and I went on too, like my little Facebook group 148 00:06:40.680 --> 00:06:43.519 that tells me everything. It's literally about like the helicopters 149 00:06:43.519 --> 00:06:45.519 and the stabbings and the all the murders in the 150 00:06:45.519 --> 00:06:47.519 area and stuff. So I went on that Facebook room. 151 00:06:48.920 --> 00:06:52.279 It's it's always far enough away where I'm not worried. 152 00:06:52.319 --> 00:06:55.160 But when John and I were here alone a couple 153 00:06:55.160 --> 00:06:57.240 of weeks ago, he was down in the basement. 154 00:06:57.279 --> 00:06:58.920 I go, did you lock all the doors and stuff? 155 00:06:58.959 --> 00:07:02.160 He goes yeah, I go, because like somebody got shot 156 00:07:02.360 --> 00:07:04.759 and the proms on the loose, and he goes, yeah, 157 00:07:05.000 --> 00:07:08.240 that's literally like a forty five minute walk away from here. 158 00:07:08.279 --> 00:07:10.839 I go, if somebody's running on foot of the police, 159 00:07:10.839 --> 00:07:12.319 they could probably get a free Fast. 160 00:07:12.920 --> 00:07:17.279 Said, I'm the same exact way, and James is like, 161 00:07:17.920 --> 00:07:19.199 that was a yesterday problem. 162 00:07:19.560 --> 00:07:20.720 What murder? 163 00:07:21.079 --> 00:07:24.079 Just like They're like, oh, that person is probably in 164 00:07:24.120 --> 00:07:26.879 Pennsylvania by now. I'm like, what, No, they're oh, maybe 165 00:07:26.879 --> 00:07:31.560 they're not. Maybe they're coming to right to my house. Yeah, yeah, 166 00:07:31.560 --> 00:07:33.360 I would feel safer in a hotel though. 167 00:07:33.600 --> 00:07:35.079 So yeah. So between the. 168 00:07:35.000 --> 00:07:38.680 Two of us and then at the beach house, I 169 00:07:38.720 --> 00:07:43.439 told you there was a roach. No, and then the 170 00:07:43.519 --> 00:07:47.800 house there was another one. No, that makes two, and 171 00:07:47.920 --> 00:07:51.720 so I almost called nine one one. 172 00:07:51.959 --> 00:07:53.199 I was like, I believe you. 173 00:07:53.759 --> 00:07:57.959 I got out wasp spray, wasp spray, and just literally 174 00:07:58.000 --> 00:08:00.680 it was like, oh, no. 175 00:08:00.759 --> 00:08:03.360 She doesn't play about a roach, y'all, which no, I 176 00:08:03.480 --> 00:08:06.959 completely understand, but she literally she saw a roach, has 177 00:08:06.959 --> 00:08:07.879 sent me a picture. 178 00:08:08.600 --> 00:08:12.079 There's a roach in the house. What do I do? 179 00:08:12.199 --> 00:08:14.639 And you like Google searching how to get rid of 180 00:08:14.720 --> 00:08:16.519 the best spray for like a roach or whatever. 181 00:08:16.560 --> 00:08:20.560 I'm like, I cannot, I cannot. I can deal with 182 00:08:20.560 --> 00:08:23.279 a spider, I could deal with a gnat, a fruit 183 00:08:23.319 --> 00:08:28.240 fly infestation, I could deal with any kind of bug situation. 184 00:08:28.399 --> 00:08:29.519 But a roach is. 185 00:08:31.839 --> 00:08:36.240 Okay, my stomach starting to hurt just talking about it. Okay, anyway, 186 00:08:36.240 --> 00:08:41.799 I'm Backcome now, no roach is here to my knowledge. 187 00:08:42.039 --> 00:08:46.320 I did forget my computer charger at the beach, so 188 00:08:46.480 --> 00:08:49.799 that's not great. So I did just quickly order one 189 00:08:49.799 --> 00:08:52.120 on Amazon. I haven't plugged into like a different kind 190 00:08:52.120 --> 00:08:53.919 of charger, and I'm like, fingers crossed it makes it 191 00:08:53.960 --> 00:08:54.799 through this recording. 192 00:08:55.679 --> 00:09:02.159 Please, these two livers have done, but we're paying for. 193 00:09:02.200 --> 00:09:02.879 It right now. 194 00:09:03.240 --> 00:09:05.559 I don't know what we've done either, but it's it's 195 00:09:05.600 --> 00:09:07.000 been a rough go. But let me tell you what 196 00:09:07.399 --> 00:09:11.639 we do. Have a new show and initial thoughts on 197 00:09:11.679 --> 00:09:17.720 the Virgins. Initial thoughts I I actually was entertained. 198 00:09:18.279 --> 00:09:21.360 Okay me read some other people comment that it wasn't 199 00:09:21.399 --> 00:09:23.480 good and they're hoping that the recaps are better. 200 00:09:24.320 --> 00:09:25.480 I was entertained. 201 00:09:26.399 --> 00:09:30.039 I just was because it's so unbelievable some of the 202 00:09:30.080 --> 00:09:33.679 things that we hear. Yes, like, but I've known some 203 00:09:33.840 --> 00:09:35.480 older in life virgins before. 204 00:09:37.960 --> 00:09:41.200 The only older in life virgin I know is Heather McDonald, 205 00:09:41.279 --> 00:09:43.200 and she talks about it all the time that she 206 00:09:43.320 --> 00:09:44.919 was a virgin till she was like she was like 207 00:09:45.399 --> 00:09:48.879 in her late maybe mid twenties, and then she was 208 00:09:48.919 --> 00:09:50.840 like and then she's like, now it's just getting embarrassing, 209 00:09:50.960 --> 00:09:52.440 Like I went all the way through college and now 210 00:09:52.440 --> 00:09:55.360 it's just you know, she's like the Catholic guilt is Yeah, 211 00:09:55.519 --> 00:09:59.879 that's the only person. That's the only person I know 212 00:10:00.200 --> 00:10:00.559 who was. 213 00:10:01.039 --> 00:10:04.159 Ooh, I take that back. One of my. 214 00:10:05.879 --> 00:10:07.840 Very good friends who I will not name, one of 215 00:10:07.879 --> 00:10:10.399 my very not not Gma Mary, one of my very 216 00:10:10.399 --> 00:10:17.000 good friends from college was a post college virgin as well. Okay, 217 00:10:17.159 --> 00:10:21.759 all right, I remember going like really still st it. 218 00:10:22.000 --> 00:10:24.200 Yeah, I mean I haven't been a virgin since I 219 00:10:24.240 --> 00:10:28.200 was eighteen, and by that time, I'm like, I won't 220 00:10:28.240 --> 00:10:32.120 speak for my number. I was like, I just want 221 00:10:32.120 --> 00:10:34.919 to get it done like everyone else had done it. 222 00:10:35.120 --> 00:10:37.039 And I'm like, I'm not gonna have this big Catholic 223 00:10:37.120 --> 00:10:39.840 wedding like in my head, yeah, with the big white 224 00:10:39.919 --> 00:10:42.919 dress and all that, and be a virgin on you know, 225 00:10:43.919 --> 00:10:46.399 get deflowered on my wedding night. 226 00:10:46.480 --> 00:10:48.399 I'm just nice. I'm ready to do it. I'm ready 227 00:10:48.399 --> 00:10:51.120 to just let's do it. Yeah. 228 00:10:51.200 --> 00:10:53.679 I had a boyfriend, you know, I'm like, let's just 229 00:10:54.120 --> 00:10:57.360 I'm ready. I'm ready to go and look at you now, 230 00:10:57.559 --> 00:10:59.679 just horn it up in the streets of Houston. 231 00:11:00.799 --> 00:11:02.840 No, just kidding, just kidding. 232 00:11:02.879 --> 00:11:04.960 Well, I am looking for a Persian sugar daddy while 233 00:11:05.000 --> 00:11:05.679 I'm in Vegas. 234 00:11:05.879 --> 00:11:08.000 Oh okay, good bet that won't be too hard. 235 00:11:08.279 --> 00:11:10.639 Favorite time I'm here in Vegas, I look for old 236 00:11:10.679 --> 00:11:11.720 Persian sugar Daddy. 237 00:11:11.759 --> 00:11:13.679 But James is always like two sets behind me. But 238 00:11:14.200 --> 00:11:17.720 it's just like real things up for me really crush. Yeah, 239 00:11:17.840 --> 00:11:20.679 yes he is. Yeah yeah. 240 00:11:20.799 --> 00:11:23.320 Some people say trash TV is a guilty pleasure, and 241 00:11:23.360 --> 00:11:26.000 some people also say bread is a guilty pleasure. 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I 270 00:13:00.960 --> 00:13:05.639 sent a picture of him to Amanda and Amy I 271 00:13:05.799 --> 00:13:08.240 have a little misrecap, who both live in Pennsylvania, and 272 00:13:08.279 --> 00:13:12.320 I said, reading Pennsylvania into house, and Amanda wrote back, 273 00:13:12.399 --> 00:13:15.600 he looks very reading. I don't know what that means, 274 00:13:15.759 --> 00:13:20.000 but that's the scoop from the Pennsylvanians. Okay, I don't 275 00:13:20.000 --> 00:13:22.759 know if they're covering it. So we meet Alex and 276 00:13:22.840 --> 00:13:26.879 he shows us his room. He says, my family calls 277 00:13:26.879 --> 00:13:29.879 it my hole, and I'm just like, you can't write this, 278 00:13:30.240 --> 00:13:30.600 like what? 279 00:13:31.360 --> 00:13:33.759 As soon as he showed us the room, I knew 280 00:13:33.879 --> 00:13:35.600 exactly why he was still a virgin? 281 00:13:38.080 --> 00:13:40.440 Was it okay? Here, here's we'll describe it. Okay. 282 00:13:40.679 --> 00:13:43.519 So he has a workout section which is basically like 283 00:13:43.679 --> 00:13:47.759 two hand weights and like a balance ball, a guitar 284 00:13:48.039 --> 00:13:52.639 that is not tuned. He's thirty four again. His own 285 00:13:52.960 --> 00:13:57.399 high school senior picture with his diploma, his own photo, 286 00:13:59.519 --> 00:14:01.960 his groomy station with a photo of a lady in 287 00:14:02.000 --> 00:14:04.200 a bikini, and he says he tries to look beautiful 288 00:14:04.240 --> 00:14:10.519 for this future lady. His fan that he cools himself with. 289 00:14:10.799 --> 00:14:13.840 His fuspect to respect a fan. 290 00:14:14.039 --> 00:14:17.120 Yeah, me too, His framed photo of his parents that 291 00:14:17.159 --> 00:14:20.679 says like love you more, and his bed had a 292 00:14:20.720 --> 00:14:24.240 pillow shaped like an Xbox controller along with another pillow 293 00:14:24.240 --> 00:14:25.559 that says home. 294 00:14:27.399 --> 00:14:32.519 Yeah, I mean, no blowjobs are happening in that room. 295 00:14:33.120 --> 00:14:38.159 No, no hitting it from the back, No, no second 296 00:14:38.159 --> 00:14:39.200 base is even happening. 297 00:14:39.279 --> 00:14:42.480 It's it's nothing is going to happen because he has 298 00:14:42.960 --> 00:14:47.320 zero swag and I'm all for a nerdy kind of guy. Yeah, 299 00:14:47.320 --> 00:14:50.200 but this is like twelve year old. 300 00:14:49.960 --> 00:14:53.559 I go to band camp every single summer. Vibes in 301 00:14:53.639 --> 00:14:55.559 this room. It just was bad. 302 00:14:55.840 --> 00:14:58.480 We don't ever find out what he does for a 303 00:14:58.639 --> 00:15:00.960 job that he needs to live. 304 00:15:00.840 --> 00:15:01.639 With his parents. 305 00:15:02.399 --> 00:15:05.279 Yeah, he didn't explain that, and we need to know 306 00:15:05.320 --> 00:15:07.799 why he still lives with his Yeah, is their parent 307 00:15:07.840 --> 00:15:08.399 who's sick? 308 00:15:08.480 --> 00:15:09.320 He helps out. 309 00:15:09.879 --> 00:15:13.080 I mean there's lots of things, but I'm thinking he 310 00:15:13.120 --> 00:15:14.519 doesn't make that much money. 311 00:15:15.279 --> 00:15:18.519 Right, So he takes his shirt off to change for 312 00:15:18.559 --> 00:15:21.080 some reason, and that's a lot of it's a lot 313 00:15:21.080 --> 00:15:23.799 of back hair. It's wraps around front to back. It 314 00:15:23.879 --> 00:15:28.480 goes in all the way around. So that's problem number one. 315 00:15:29.039 --> 00:15:35.879 I suggest investing in some there, and he says, you know, 316 00:15:36.000 --> 00:15:37.799 if I met a girl at a bar, I could 317 00:15:37.879 --> 00:15:40.600 bring her home, but I wouldn't. You know, it's a 318 00:15:40.639 --> 00:15:42.639 turn off for girls to hear you live with your parents. 319 00:15:42.639 --> 00:15:45.080 But it's actually great. I come home to a home 320 00:15:45.080 --> 00:15:48.039 cooked meal, which is good. No, I don't talk to 321 00:15:48.080 --> 00:15:50.639 my parents at all about my issues with women, but 322 00:15:50.679 --> 00:15:52.919 I do talk to my two older sisters. And we 323 00:15:52.919 --> 00:15:54.799 see him like go out the front door, like you said, 324 00:15:54.799 --> 00:15:57.200 like a thirteen year old boy. That's like going off 325 00:15:57.240 --> 00:15:59.120 on a skateboard. He's like, bye, Mom, She's like, bye, 326 00:15:59.159 --> 00:15:59.639 have fun. 327 00:16:00.840 --> 00:16:01.600 I mean you can't. 328 00:16:01.759 --> 00:16:04.480 I mean you can live with your parents and still 329 00:16:04.480 --> 00:16:09.840 get late if you're like nineteen, not when you're thirty four. 330 00:16:10.320 --> 00:16:12.639 Then there's something a little bit just well. 331 00:16:12.679 --> 00:16:15.840 They're gonna be like here, why, why why are you here? 332 00:16:15.879 --> 00:16:17.840 What is is your mom gonna hear us doing it? 333 00:16:17.879 --> 00:16:19.960 Is your dad like me? It looks like he's in 334 00:16:20.000 --> 00:16:22.120 an attic, like are we gonna break? 335 00:16:22.279 --> 00:16:25.519 More like that. You're just not gonna get horny in 336 00:16:25.600 --> 00:16:28.519 this house. You're just not. The whole situation is a 337 00:16:28.559 --> 00:16:29.000 cop block. 338 00:16:29.320 --> 00:16:31.120 Yes, it's gonna be like, Okay, it's eleven o'clock. My 339 00:16:31.159 --> 00:16:33.200 mom usually goes to bed. We can sneak up to 340 00:16:33.279 --> 00:16:38.120 my room. So we meet his two older sisters, Samantha 341 00:16:38.159 --> 00:16:38.759 and Courtney. 342 00:16:38.799 --> 00:16:40.120 They are heroes. We love them. 343 00:16:40.679 --> 00:16:42.879 Yes, he goes, oh, my sister's give me a lot 344 00:16:42.879 --> 00:16:44.799 of crap, but you know it's in loving support. 345 00:16:45.399 --> 00:16:46.879 So they get in the car with him. They're gonna go. 346 00:16:46.879 --> 00:16:49.399 Play basketball, and they're like, dude, when are you getting 347 00:16:49.399 --> 00:16:51.840 a haircut? Like it's awful and you've got to cut 348 00:16:51.840 --> 00:16:54.679 that beer down. It's horrible. Have you used that backshaver 349 00:16:54.799 --> 00:16:57.840 that mom got you? And there He's like, no, and 350 00:16:58.159 --> 00:17:00.480 you need to listen to us, take our advice. So 351 00:17:00.600 --> 00:17:05.039 I think, especially when you saw his senior picture, he 352 00:17:05.240 --> 00:17:10.079 is cute, but he has not his hair. All of 353 00:17:10.119 --> 00:17:13.319 this looks like Amish country. It does not because you 354 00:17:13.359 --> 00:17:16.200 can have a beard and have it look decent. 355 00:17:16.960 --> 00:17:22.799 Oh yeah, I love I love a beard. It's the hair. 356 00:17:22.920 --> 00:17:27.440 And the hair wasn't combed, it wasn't cut. But then 357 00:17:27.559 --> 00:17:31.480 you skip the very important part. He drives a minivan. 358 00:17:32.920 --> 00:17:35.680 Yes, I'm sure that's because his mom was like, Okay, 359 00:17:35.720 --> 00:17:37.400 this is a car we don't want anymore, you can 360 00:17:37.440 --> 00:17:39.799 have it. Yeah, drives a minivan. I forgot about that. 361 00:17:40.559 --> 00:17:43.599 I personally, I don't care if I have twelve kids, 362 00:17:43.759 --> 00:17:45.119 I'm not driving a minivan. 363 00:17:45.240 --> 00:17:47.440 Well that's I never I never had one. 364 00:17:48.000 --> 00:17:50.000 Because I did it. That's a preface for me. That's 365 00:17:50.039 --> 00:17:51.839 not a knock to anyone who does. But I'm like, 366 00:17:51.920 --> 00:17:54.759 if I have twelve kids and we gotta five of 367 00:17:54.799 --> 00:17:55.640 y'all just gotta. 368 00:17:55.400 --> 00:17:58.839 Stay home because I'm not getting a minivan. We can't 369 00:17:58.880 --> 00:18:00.200 all make the same trip. 370 00:18:00.200 --> 00:18:03.319 Okay, So you see, hey, guy, you know, you meet 371 00:18:03.319 --> 00:18:06.440 a guy in the bar and you guys walk out 372 00:18:06.480 --> 00:18:10.119 and he gets into now even a new minivan mm hmm, 373 00:18:10.920 --> 00:18:14.480 and literally that that minivan is the same van that 374 00:18:14.799 --> 00:18:17.880 they drive in thousand pounds sisters, because Tammy was always 375 00:18:17.920 --> 00:18:20.799 too fat to fit into like a regular one. So 376 00:18:21.119 --> 00:18:24.920 they have a family burgundy color just like this one 377 00:18:25.160 --> 00:18:27.359 mini van that they use to travel. 378 00:18:27.400 --> 00:18:30.240 So because they're they're big people collectively. 379 00:18:30.279 --> 00:18:32.880 But Tammy, they they had to like take out the 380 00:18:32.960 --> 00:18:34.839 back so she could it is the same van. 381 00:18:35.880 --> 00:18:38.079 Oh and then my gosh, well, I was like, maybe 382 00:18:38.079 --> 00:18:40.599 he drives for Uber and you can get better fares 383 00:18:40.640 --> 00:18:42.680 if he has a minivan. It's gonna have to be 384 00:18:42.720 --> 00:18:45.319 explained next episode. I hate that they didn't tell police. 385 00:18:45.599 --> 00:18:49.240 I hate so in the talking head he says, I 386 00:18:49.240 --> 00:18:51.480 think I'm a virgin because number one, I live with 387 00:18:51.519 --> 00:18:55.200 my parents and number two lack of self confidence. You know, 388 00:18:55.240 --> 00:18:58.160 I overthink everything a lot and it makes me seem weird. 389 00:18:58.720 --> 00:19:02.559 And then things go downhill and they ask him about 390 00:19:02.599 --> 00:19:05.559 his experience with women and he says, well, I've been 391 00:19:05.599 --> 00:19:09.440 to second base, and then he goes, is that touching boobs? 392 00:19:09.640 --> 00:19:14.000 I've been to second base? Touching boobs, and he says that. 393 00:19:13.960 --> 00:19:16.759 Doesn't help that you are thirty four is still talking 394 00:19:16.759 --> 00:19:17.799 about basses. 395 00:19:17.920 --> 00:19:21.359 And touching boobs, and he says, you know, if you 396 00:19:21.400 --> 00:19:23.960 touch a vagina on the outside of the pants for 397 00:19:24.000 --> 00:19:25.680 like two seconds, like does that count? 398 00:19:26.599 --> 00:19:28.400 Well, it doesn't count because if you touch it for 399 00:19:28.400 --> 00:19:30.680 two seconds, I mean, the girl probably slapped her hand away. 400 00:19:33.440 --> 00:19:35.279 That's why it was only two seconds. 401 00:19:35.880 --> 00:19:38.200